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Ive Just Seen 30 Days Of Night (a Review)
As night begins to fall for a thirty day spell over a small Alaskan outpost village, a motley crew of vampires comes waltzing in for a feast in David Slade's adaptation of the graphic novel, "30 Days of Night." Ever since "Interview with the Vampire" vampires have been depicted in films as something hip, cool, and sexy. Recently the idea of becoming a vampire is like making a fashion statement or becoming a Scientologist. In "30 Days of Night" the vampires are nameless, cunning, animal-like bloodsuckers and far from mindless zombies (which have been more popular of late). Finally, vampires are restored to film as monsters to be feared and not as some sympathetic and alluring subculture. The film grabs you from its opening shot of a man walking through a desolate snow covered landscape away from an ominous boat docked in the ice and never lets go. Director Slade wisely avoids many of the seizure-inducing trappings of recent horror films. Sure, there are the prerequisite quick-cuts in
Street Kids
Street kids! I,v been whit croup,who help those kids who living in sreets and they are homeless,whithout any love. Moust of all those kids game homes where are lot of alcoholism,and drugs.So are Oksana and Jura. Oksana is allready so deep in sreet life-and whithout help little Jura allmoust endit in sreets. Oksana is broken..broken by sreets.She game safety home on september.Her back round is shokking. But now she is little better, She already do little work and joy whit another kids,and our pray is that God hil her everything what happend in her life before. This is little story of Oksana: "me and my little brother born in russia.Our father is working in jail..where my mother is. they get know there,,and start to be together. When my little brother is baby ,mother lock us in one room and left out. I was then 5 years old. We cry and jel there,but mother not coming back. In 2 days lady in next door,call police and they took us in childrens home. After that
Secret Garden
Secretly I travel to a unknown terrain Where only I can find A beautiful place with rainbow rain Saturating and covering my mind In a canoe through the waters Over the small mountains No scandals or squatters Just magical cliffs and crystal water fountains The clouds shine light upon my face Water cools my legs as I pull the canoe To the barren shore Beautiful shadows and shady leaves Appear as intricate lace He becomes visable and guides Me all the way to Paths of coconut leaves and Mango trees Exotic birds singing unknown lullabyes Kukui nut trees and Orchid petals Glistening lights shine onto us from the sky He picks me up and carries me to our Secret Garden Gently he kisses my sun rosed lips Chains of golden blossoms hang on vines above us His strong arms holding me tight Reaching the Garden I smell Jasmine flower Kissing and watching the fish Jump up and down My body aches for his passion What we share is only ours to know Beauty abounds within our at
Him
He says he loves me, looks me right in my eyes. I try not to let him see that I know it's just a fucking lie. I let him walk right in my heart; let my guard down. Thinking maybe this would be a new start. Here we sit...no spoken sound. Broken promise of no pain. It's all good though. I'll find my way. Sitting here remembering an okay week. Pain in heart has brought me to my knees. You acted as if you cared and I knew it wasn't true. I'll hurt for a minute maybe a tear or two . Just so you know, I'll always be your friend. I'll be here for you until the bitter end. I pray for you, the ease of pain; hopefully tomorrow will be a better day.
Yes!
goin to see hinder and papa roach!!!!!!!!!!!be back soon!!
Black Hearted Angel
black hearted angel leaving today black hearted angel always betrays you want me near you move in so close someone to fear you unholy ghost your eyes are glowing spreading fear your heart is showing as you come near black hearted angel I love you dear our souls become one as you draw near your sin consumes me I feel you deep we move together eternally black hearted angel cold blooded lies always my angel pleasure's disguise
My Druggie Ex
Ok so I'm kinda pissed off. I used to meet guys on line and they never worked out. So about 6 months ago I get introduced to a guy who is friends with my neighbors. He was definitely a hottie...all american looks, blonde hair blue eyes nice body...an electrician. So, after a couple of months of flirting around we decide hey lets try this dating thing. And we did. Of course we had to deal with his schedule. His company sends him out of town a lot. But he always called me...every night. But things started to change. The first was when he cancelled our date because he was stoned. I knew he drank and smoked pot. Back in the day he did hard core stuff but he cleaned himself up with the exception of pot. Even that he didn't do all the time though. So anyway, he knew I didn't like him smoking pot and he would chose to get high and cancel dates with me. Ok so now my family throws me a surprise 40th birthday party. He's supposed to bring me. He had to work late but he promises me(af
Keys Of Desire By Beniot Bellemare
a friends of mine wrote this for me. i just wanted to share with my friends Keys of desire -------------- Words on a screen Burning passion Sleep deprived Battle ends in hiatus Letters falling from the screen Like rain of autumn Words spoken Vivid echoes, insanity Awoken in the morning Keys in the face Vague memories are trace Of yesterday's dance with you Looking around Evidence to be found Of this new born flame Dissipates in evanescence Waiting now your presence Confirming what might be Just a blurry memory Of those words on a screen by Beniot Bellemare inspired by Debbie (Leggz)
A Poem To Me: Second Poem
Your Day To Be Queen Mother's Day is your day to be queen, this gift was given to you when you were seventeen. First came Megan, she made your life complete, oh wow was'nt that sweet. Then came Rose, she gave you a new start, giving her away ripped out your heart. Finally came Thurman, that would be me, thank you mom for loving, not one, not two, but all three. HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, LOVE THURMAN
"walking Turkey Or Walking Turkey"
i'm a whacked out poet,if you didn't know it.i wrote this pokin a lil fun at all my relatives for that always fucked up and hilarious get together w/my relatives,called THANKSGIVING..roflmfao ............................................... "WALKING TURKEY,OR TALKING TURKEY?" THIS STORY FOR YOU,THIS TALE I RELATE; I BELIEVE ITS NOVEMBER,22 IS THE DATE. FROZEN IT COMES,STRAIGHT FROM THE STORE; YOU'D BETTER BE SURE,IT WEIGHS 20LBS. OR MORE. INTO THE OVEN ,THE BIG BIRD GOES; WATCHING THE TIMER,TO SEE WHAT IT SHOWS. SOMETIMES YOU MAY THINK,I'M A CRAZY OLE NUT; BUT YOU ARE THE ONE,THAT STUCK THAT THING IN ITS BUTT. HOURS AND HOURS,...SLOWLY GO BY; MY NIECE IN THE KITCHEN,MAKING TATERS AND PIE. COME ALL YOU PEOPLE,SIT DOWN AND LETS EAT; YOU PLACE THE GOLDEN BIRD,IN THE CENTER TO GREET. MY BROTHER GRABS THE KNIFE,TO CUT A BIG SLICE; GRANDMA WILL SAY,"THAT TURKEY LOOKS NICE". WHAT WAS THAT SOUND,ALL OF YOU HEARD? COULD HAVE COME,FROM THAT BROWN BIRD?
It Aint Faster But It Kills Bouncer Check
o.k. we're all getting the bouncer check from hell on the contests, Well the only way I can do it without a lot of b.s. from them is to never copy & paste...sure bouncer check, hitting you back button, or the click to go back option. I let it run through its cycle catch the comment box before it loads the comments and go for it. I know it's slower for a lot of people but hey, I'm on dial up and I do pretty damn good. So thanks for reading and happy bombing.
Its My Thought 's On Marriages
HAS ANYONE EVER WONDER WHY COUPLES AND MARRIAGES ARE BREAKING UP ? MARRIAGES ARE FAILING BECAUSE " THE VOWS " MEAN JUST WORDS , AND THEY NEVER SAT DOWN AND SAID EACH ONE AND THOUGHT ABOUT THE MEANING . TO THEM THEY ARE WORDS AND THAT IS ALL . EACH VOW HAS A MEANING AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY . YOU CAN GO WITH SOMEONE FOR YEARS GET MARRIED AND REALLY STILL DO YOU "KNOW THAT PERSON YEARS TO COME ". " THOUGHT I HAD THE " GREATEST GUY " LITTLE DID I KNOW THE REAL PERSON COME YEARS LATER . MY VOWS I TOOK SERIOUSLY AND GOT A DIFFERENT REALITY . WROTE BY CHERE 8/31/02
Yule: Wassail
Making wassail is a favorite Yuletide custom deriving from the Saxons. Enjoy! 2 pints brown ale 1/2 pint dry sherry (or dry white wine) 3 ounces sugar 3-4 apples 1/2 lemon 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. (180 degrees celcius). Wash, peel, and core apples. Place the apples, sugar,and 4 tablespoons of the brown ale into a glass baking dish or heat resistant bowl and bake together for 25-30 minutes, or until the apples are tender. Peel the lemon rind, removing only the bright outer layer. Remove the apples and their collected juices from the oven and set aside. On top of the stove, set out a large pot, and add to it the remaining ale, sherry or wine, lemon peel, cinnamon, gingerand nutmeg. Mix this together and simmer gently over a low flame for 10-15 minutes. Add the apples and juices and serve immediately. Non-alcoholic Wassail 1 gallon apple cider 1/2 gallon orange juice 1 pint cranbe
Oh No
Here I sit all broken hearted Try to shit and only farted A little later took a chance Tried to fart and shit my pants
Where It Started
Hehehehe! I just got off the phone with my mom. And Horror movies came up in the conversation. I assume most know that I am into horror quite a bit by my horror animation folder. ME LOVES HORROR! Love the gore, the blood, the scare, thrill, horror, everything about horrors I love! Sooo I have always wondered what age I really did start watching, what was my 1st one that captured me. Just never thought to ask soo tonight I did Can you guess who was the one that got me into horror.. haha.. yep! Jason!! Mom wasn't sure which movie it was but I was 4 or 5 years old. She said I was never one to really pay attention to movies. Her and dad were watching one of the friday the 13th movies one night. And I sat down and they werent sure if they should let me watch it. It just captured me she said If a scary part came on I didnt scream just scooted back. Each time I would scoot till I couldn't scoot back no more cause I hit the couch but that didnt stop
Saturday?
IN FUBARLAND..SATURDAYS DO NOT EXIST!
Arianna Nicole Lee Tyler....
My daughter was born September 11, 2007...She weighed 6lbs And 2ozs...She was 19 inches long...She was healthy...She is two months old now.....And spoiled rotton by everyone around her... One Rosalie
The Fire At Night
The Fire at night By Eric Ethan I sit here next to the fire with a glass of wine next to me I have the fire stoke up high as I sit there gazing at the fire As an artist or a writer you can think of good things to write or draw I got up and walked and got a hot dog and cooked it over the fire I sit down to write good things about happiness and much greatness I write to stay positive about life and not worry about bad things. As the fire went on I see two visitors come next to the fire two deer finding safety from the hunters. As I see them eating the ground I see one come close to me I held out my hand and let them smell my hand. The deer he knew he made a friend to stay near. The deers left I might seem them again or not but I pray for God safety to watch over them. The best med is writing a lot about feeling s that hit your heart. I have a lot of talent to show and give. I hope some of my poems change peoples hear
I Wanna Learn Combat Sambo.
This new martial art system was officially recognized as a legitimate sport in the USSR in 1938. At first it was named Free style wrestling. Later it was called Free wrestling, and in 1946 was renamed SAMBO. This is an acronym for Samooborona Bez Oruzhia" which means Self Defense Without Weapons.This system is a compilation of techniques from many martial art styles, including techniques from Asia, the Middle East, and Europe. During World War II, the system was widely used by the Soviet Army.SAMBO experts also acquired many techniques and tactics from criminal street fighters, and a number of these techniques were included in Combat SAMBO.Today SAMBO consists of three components: Sport SAMBO (Olympic sport), Self-defense SAMBO, and Combat SAMBO. Sport SAMBO is similar to Judo, but with some differences in rules, protocol, and uniform. Self-defense SAMBO is similar to Aikijujutsu because it is intended to be entirely defensive against attacks by armed and unarmed criminals. I
Luv
show this sweetie some luv Who me?@ fubar
My Butterfly
You started as a catapillar eager to blossom Not afraid to eat or show who you are No care in the world or thoughts of pain You go into a slumber and then a deep sleep Saving your energy to make a change You awaken, a burst out of your shell A cleaning, a stretch and then the spread of your wings You take your first flight and come to me with all of the freedom and choices to make you chose to use those wings to fly into my heart A beautiful, delicate, and precious butterfly that is so amazing Why me, I'm just a nobody when you can have whomever you want I know deep in my heart without a doubt I love my butterfly from here to eternity Thank-you my dearest butterfly you have given me hope and life.
Birthday
-(`)-- =♥=Happy Birthday Russ=♥= A Very Close Friend Of Mine Is Having An I'm Getting Old Day Monday. If You Would Please Go By And Wish Him A Happy Birthday. Thanks In Advance Following My Path@ fubar {{Hugs}} & {{Kisses}} ~ღღStephanieღღ~
Seduction
Every romantic involvement begins with a passionate seduction in order to develope into anything more. Seduction isn't bad or wrong~just absolutely necessary. Everyone wants to be seduced. But only by those who initiate it in the right way. I like to tease and be teased ~ challenged. Teasing raises frustration which begins the attraction. To remain illusive (hard to get~wanted by other women/men) you seem to command respect and attraction. In other words, everyone seems to want what doesn't come easily. This seems to be especially true of very attractive women or men. Since a very early age they have been used to getting what they want at times based solely on their looks~right or wrong. "If you keep doing what you're doing~you'll keep getting what you've been getting." How seductive are you~~~~
A Kiss From A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am an have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic. " The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sin
Dog Named "sex"
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, I would like to have one too!" Then I said, But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my
Hey!
New here, and I am having a really hard time getting all this, if I didn't have ADD before I joined I do now!
A Few Of My Favorite Words
These are a few of my favorite words, in no particular order of importance, with the exception of the first 5. If we have these, the rest will fall into place. Tell me just one of yours~~~~ 1. Peace 2. Love 3. Happiness 4. Security 5. Health 6. Laughter 7. Smile 8. Contentment 9. Loyalty 10.Men 11.Women 12.Children 13.Babies 14.Friends 15.Intelligence 16.Knowledge 17.Ability 18.Trust 19.Understanding 20.Beach 21.Sand 22.Mountains 23.Animals 24.Beauty 25.Snow 26.Rain 27.Colors 28.Time 29.Body 30.Sex
Statues Granted Live!
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years. Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire." And so the statues came to life. They smiled at each other, ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind some bushes. The angel smiled to himself as he listened to the two giggling, bushes rustling, andtwigs snapping. After 15 minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes, satisfied and smiling. Puzzled, the angel looked at his watch and said to the statues, "You still have 15 minutes. Would you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again?" Smiling, the female statue said, "Sure, but this time YOU hold the pigeon and I'LL shi
Girls
I am a 24 year old female that has been through some major crap in life.. From abuse to whatever.. One day I met this girl and fell in love.. Never been in love like this before.. Well I don't know what to do or what is up with me but I think I rather be with girls then guys anyday...
My Son Is Talented: First Poem
Your Day To Be Queen I'm seventeen now, I'm getting older, that doesn't mean I can't cry on your shoulder, You're still my mother, there is no other, I'll always remember how hard you tried, to make me grow up with dignity and pride. You'll mever know how grateful I am, that you tried to help when I was in a jam. If you don't know how much you mean to me, from now until I die, in my heart is where you'll be. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, LOVE THURMAN
My Struggle To Have A Baby
Hello. My name is Lori and I am living with PCOS. For those of you who dont know what PCOS is, I have explained it in my 1st blog. I decided to write this blog to see if there are any others on here going thru what I am. Unless you are in my exact shoes you can not fully understand the situation. You can not understand all the full blown heart breaks. I say this because if you have children, there is no way you can fully understand the pain of trying to have children for so many years to just keep coming up with failed attempts. Here is my story. I have been married to the same man for 19 years. We have wanted a baby from day one of our marriage. Needless to say, we are still without child. Most people tell us to adopt. That is a great option, but that still isnt the same as having a child of your own. Feeling that child grow inside of you and having that child be a part of you and your spouse is something you can not get from adoption. Over the years I have tried 1 or 2 cycles of
Torrey If I Could
TORREY , ITS NOT GETTING EASIER SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN GONE. I LOOK AT " YOUR STAR " UP THERE AND WISH YOU WERE HERE. YOU " WERE A SPECIAL ANGEL " GIVEN TO ME FOR 24 YRS AND OH HOW , I ENJOYED WHAT WE HAD FOR THAT TIME , I JUST WANT TO HOLD YOU AND TELL YOU " HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU " AND TELL YOU THAT MOM HASN'T CHANGED , AND SAY I'AM MORE " COCKIER " THAN EVER . AND I TELL IT , LIKE IT IS . BUT YOU KNEW THAT ALREADY . ALL I HAVE IS " MEMORIES OF YOU " YOUR SMILE , YOUR SOFT VOICE OF YOU WHEN YOU TALKED , AND SO STUBBORN JUST LIKE ME. TORREY I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU SON , AND IF GOD WAS SITTING ACROSS FROM ME , , I WOULD TELL HIM , THANK YOU GOD FOR LEANING HIM TO ME . OH GOD , WHEN WILL IT GET BETTER . I'AM FAR FROM "PERFECT " AND " DEFINITELY " NOT " ANGEL " . I THOUGHT MY MARRIAGE WAS " BAD " THIS WAS BEYOND WHAT WAS DONE TO ME WHEN I WAS MARRIED . THE VERBAL ABUSE , ,PHYSICAL ABUSE , MENTAL ABUSE DOES NOT COMPARE TO WHAT WAS TAKEN FROM ME . THE CHILD THAT I CARRIED AND RAISED AND LOV
Do What You Can
This a good friend in a contest and looking to join a family when the contest is over in 6 hours. Drop by, give a rate,add a comment or 2 and show some luv. She helped me in my 1st and only contest like a wild one. LOL She will be there if you need her....jc PS just click on the pic and leave some luv
Children
I have 2 children.. One is 3 and one is 1.. I love them both dearly.. As for the father he has not seen my 3 year old which is adopted out now since she was about 6 months old.. The same guy is the father of my 1 year old which is with my dad.. He has not seen her since she was 2 months old.. Now he is coming around and wanting to see them and I don't think that he deserves the chance to know them.. So am I wrong for that or should he have the chance
Pda's
I went ot BJ's this morning after breakfast, was just meandering around looking for stuff to spend money on that I didn't need. Amazingly I got out of there spending less than 20 bucks. Anyway, as I was walking around the corner, I saw a couple comming down the aisle and one leaned over and gave the other a kiss. It made me think, wow I miss that. It's been over a decade since I had been involved like that with anyone. A real relationship. But then on the same note, I've been single and independent for so long, I find it hard to open up enough for that possibility. As with many men and women, when you get to be our age, too many broken hearts and false promises tends to leave one slightly jaded..
My Inferility, Pcos
Hello. My name is Lori and I have PCOS. For those of you who dont know what PCOS is, here is details about it. My story with my infertility is in my other blog. PCOS is a condition in which a womans ovaries and, in some cases the adrenal glands, produce more androgens (a type of hormone) than normal. High levels of these hormones interfere with the development and release of eggs as part of ovulation. As a result, fluid-filled sacs or cysts can develop on the ovaries. Because women with PCOS do not release eggs during ovulation, PCOS is the most common cause of female infertility. A woman's ovaries have follicles, which are tiny, fluid-filled sacs that hold the eggs. When an egg is mature, the follicle breaks open to release the egg so it can travel to the uterus for fertilization. In women with PCOS, immature follicles bunch together to form large cysts or lumps. The eggs mature within the bunched follicles, but the follicles don't break open to release them. As a
Answering Machine
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. 9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number and they will get back to you. 8. This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling.... and I'll think about returning your call. 7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets. 6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't l
This Survey From Commander Mrod's Page, And There's Something Furry Down There!
1. Are you into anyone? Definitely. 2. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks? Yes. 3. Who was the last friend in your room? This morning, my wife Martha in our room. 4. Miss someone? My family because I'm at work! 5. How's your ex doing? This would be Pamela, I guess (1999-2000, before Martha); as far as I know, she's still single and still works as a reference librarian. 6. Is there someone you want to fight? Not really; I prefer to find a solution that doesn't involve fighting. 7. Do you like your relationship status at the moment? Of course; I'm married to the N.D.N.G. of my dreams! 8. Song playing? (at 1:51 CST, "Change! It doesn't matter who you are/Change!") 9. What are you doing tomorrow? Tomorrow's Sunday; we'll be going to church in the morning and in the afternoon likely finishing our Christmas shopping (!) and taking an afternoon nap. 10. Do you know what sodomy is? Yes, and I refuse to do it! 11. What's annoying you right now?
Uss Lincoln
This is the transcript of the actual radio conversation of a us naval ship with canadian autorities off the coast of Newfoundland. Canadian: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision. Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the captain of a us navy ship. I say again, divert your course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert your course. Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous suppoert vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north, I say again, thats one five degrees north, or counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Very True
Love & Trust
As we grow, we melt. Our hearts open. Our thinking changes. Our obsessions subside, our addictions quietly pass away. This is the slow, elegant, loving process through which, little by little we let go of the old and welcome the new. We open our hearts and allow in a few more people, just a few more relationship experiences, just a few more kinds of relationships. We learn there are no mistakes, and our hearts become so large that there are no more boundaries, no differences, no judgments....only friends. William Shakespeare said "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." I believe without trust, love is not possible ~ trust is the beginning of love ~ and it begins within us.
Devils Train Updated V2
This is a fan, Rate and Add Train The Rules Are Simple. Copy and Paste This Link For The Updated List http://www.fubar.com/blog/146401 1 Must add all riders and Conductors 2 Must Messege Me Saying you Finished it and Then I Will Add You To It 3 When Adding Others on the Train In The Request Type Devil's Train 4 If your under lvel 10 you dont need a salute only need if your lvl 10 or higher 5 Must Be Level 1 and Higher As well as a Pic ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Conductors ۞ vih D ۞ -- Owner Rt 0f v ۞@ fubar ~Dark_Princess~OWNER~of~Dark Pleasure's Radio&Lounge~@ fubar Riders ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Level 25 *~ŁşķįĆħęŗŗŷ~* Co-Owner of L.O.L Levelers@ fubar MishNumber1 ♥ Brits Group Owner ♥ S*U*P, Cl
Rates & Fans
hello all.kk its that time again.for those of u that dont read bulletins if it seems like im lurkin around your page or stalkin u then dont worry.im not.im just checkin & makin sure i rated & fanned u.did u rate & fan me? if your not on my friendz list plz feel free to add me :) ~Dre@meR~ as if u didnt know (d)
Job Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
Elevator Things
1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and re
This Place
What are you looking for ~ just a place to sit ~ reflect ~ rest Well come right in ~ This may be just the place ~ suppose to be one of the best Now tell me of your needs ~ Oh nothing you say ~ You just want to be with me Please forgive me ~ I've heard these words a time or two ~ Maybe even three ~ four or more I do not wish to seem unappreciative as I stare and ask ~ Is this just a test Because you see I came here too ~ to sit ~ reflect and rest Little did I know my mind ~ and well yes, even my heart would be like a door All the comings and goings ~ opening ~ closing ~ I have to smile I wish this place had been a store One located in the upper east side Then for sure I would have know Exactly what the purpose of this place was suppose to be There would be no accusations or accusing looks or stares I would only have to step aside as yet another came through the door~
Contest Tonight On World Rock Radio!!!!!
Click banner to enter lounge GET CREATIVE WITH CRAIG!! From 6:00pm EST until 8:00pm EST send the most creative picture you can to DJ Craig that has DJ CRAIG ROCKS MY WORLD in it somewhere and receive a CORVETTE for 1st Place, a 64 IMPALA for 2nd Place, or 10,000 FUBUX for 3rd Place. All entries will also be featured in the World Rock Radio newsletter. Email your entry to brokendownbravery@yahoo.com What station ROCKS you 24/7? Gives you a place to hang with the best friends around? Entertains you with the BEST LIVE DJs in the industry? Challenges you in a great poker league? What station has the most going on for their fans? ONLY WORLD ROCK RADIO BABY! Click banner to enter lounge (repost of original by '~CSC~ WRR Army - why buy the whole pig when ya just want a lil sausage?' on '2007-11-10 14:10:39') (repost of original by 'MissEvil~Taken By and Forever Engulfed in Warlox's Eternal Flame ♥~' on '2007-11-10 14:13:32')
How Well Do You Know Me?
Lets see the funny shit u people come up with! YOU fill in the blanks about ME even if u dont have any idea what they are and send it back to ME. But first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you. My name: Who is the love of my life: Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: When is my birthday: What was your first impression of upon meeting me: Do I have any siblings: What's one of my favorite things to do: Am I funny: What's my favorite type of music: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you consider me a friend/good friend: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): What is a memory we have once had: Have you ever hugge
Moles
Mole Family A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole.. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, "Oh, Yum! I smell honey!" Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, "Geez, all I can smell is.... MOL-ASSES!
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damn another day of boredom and me being uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sighsssssssssssssssss
Fun @ Pinkies!
Join DJ SexyPinkMilf in Pinkie's... You are invited to join the Hottest Upscale Lounge on fubar. Be sure to click the banner below Join us Have fun Get Wet!! (repost of original by 'Phenomenal Woman/Pinkie~.:.~Owner of Pinkie's WET Lounge~.:.~' on '2007-11-03 16:34:52')
I Wonder Post Follow Up
I was right, those who I had hoped would step up did not. I shouldn't have placed faith on it. i had a few call from wekk wishers and breakfast out with the family but for the most part am celebrating it alone. However, one of you did offer to treat me like a Princess tonight and because of my blahness I asked for a raincheck. Kisses, you are a sweetheart, you know who you are.. Guess it's me and FUBAR tonight..
Friend In Contest
I have a friend in a contest. Please help! First 10 to reach 20,000 comments gets a Vip/blast. she has 4000 comments and only needs 16,ooo more! If anyone is bored and needs something to do, please come by and leave some comments! Thank you, Jennifer click on picture below:
Friends With Benefits
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of monkey shit... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple...if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "I'm yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LOL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", and it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it
**get Creative & Win Tonight!!**
Click banner to enter lounge GET CREATIVE WITH CRAIG!! From 6:00pm EST until 8:00pm EST send the most creative picture you can to DJ Craig that has DJ CRAIG ROCKS MY WORLD in it somewhere and receive a CORVETTE for 1st Place, a 64 IMPALA for 2nd Place, or 10,000 FUBUX for 3rd Place. All entries will also be featured in the World Rock Radio newsletter. Email your entry to brokendownbravery@yahoo.com What station ROCKS you 24/7? Gives you a place to hang with the best friends around? Entertains you with the BEST LIVE DJs in the industry? Challenges you in a great poker league? What station has the most going on for their fans? ONLY WORLD ROCK RADIO BABY! Click banner to enter lounge
Y Is It.................
y is it that guys dont realize when they hurt ppl y is it that a chick and say .. you hurt me... and they still dont get it.. y is it that a chick is good for what seem only as long as they want.. and no longer... i guess for me ill never know cause no guy i know will ever explain it all to me... cause they dont TALK they just let us wonder y is it.......
Lust Me
Only attention I need is for you to lust after me. Don't love me. I want to be your whore. No one is capable of controlling me. Drunk at fourteen High at twelve Cokehead at fifteen addicted at ten Been on every pill and every drug except crack. acid trips to mars black holes in the wall demons chasing me clouds carrying me purple flying elephants and silver mermaids love and marriage train wrecks look better fire in my eyes bite marks on my thighs liquor bottles, broken stained blood on my hand the rope around my neck the chain at my feet you never marry the lover disgust, cheating, murder thats the life I live live, love only one letter apart I to an O yet it makes so much difference and means all the same
Yayyyyyyyyy I Met A Guy And Hes Not From Fubar
hes a sweet man i have been talking to him off and on all day and he wants to take it slow and unlike most men he dont just want SEX
An Illusion
AN ILLUSION IS AN IMAGE THAT APPEARS AT A DISTANCE, ONLY TO DISAPPEAR ONCE WE ARE NEAR. AN ILLUSION IS REACHING OUT TO TOUCH SOMEONE OR SOMETHING SIMPLY TO SEE IT MOVE AWAY FURTHER AN ILLUSION IS LIKE SMOKE IN THE DISTANCE THAT WE CAN NEVER REACH. ILLUSIONS ARE THE DREAMS, THE FANTASIES WE CREATE IN OUR HEART THAT GIVE US THAT SENSE OF FALSE SECURITY AND/OR BELONGING AN ILLUSION IS THAT POT OF GOLD AT THE END OF RAINBOW, WE KNOW IT DOESN'T EXIST BUT WE STILL HOPE AND DREAM OF IT. IS MY LIFE BASED ON ILLUSIONS OF HAPPINESS AND FULLFILLMENTS? AM I SEARCHING FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE? HAVE A SPENT MY LIFE SEARCHING FOR THE REAL ME, THE PERSON WHO EXISTS BEYOND THE PHYSICAL STATE. IS THIS MY REAL JOURNEY? IS THIS ALL OURS? IS LIFE SIMPLY A IMAGE THAT SERVES TO MISLEAD US INTELLECTUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY? DURING THE COURSE OF OUR LIFE DIFFERENT *OASIS* ARE PLACED IN OUR PATHS, THEY ARE COMFORTABLE REFUGES THAT PERMIT US TO HEAL, REENERGIZE FOR THE NEXT PART OF OUR JOURNEY
Happy Veterans Day
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The Orange Bowl///\\ R.i.p.
the Orange Bowl will host its last Hurricane's game tonight..there will be a few more high school games there..but soon it will be bull dozered with the wrecking ball..As The Hurricanes will start playing games at Dolphins Stadium next season... I have seen some great shows at the Orange Bowl,and some some great football games...I saw Metallica there in 1988 and 1999... I will write more on my memories of the Orange Bowl at www.djkris2fur.com and on here... have a great weekend! GO HURRICANES!! DJK
Win A Free 7 Day Blast Or Vip Today!! Easy As Pie
Click banner to enter lounge PHRASE THAT PAYS! DJ EVIL is in the partying mood!! From 10:00pm EST until 2:00am EST bring in as many guests as you can.. when they say (your name) brought me to the NICE FUCKIN' SHOW you and your guest both received 1000 fubux!!! But wait!! there's more!! The person that brings in the most guests will win their choice of a 7 DAY BLAST or VIP! What station ROCKS you 24/7? Gives you a place to hang with the best friends around? Entertains you with the BEST LIVE DJs in the industry? Challenges you in a great poker league? What station has the most going on for their fans? ONLY WORLD ROCK RADIO BABY! Click banner to enter lounge
Please Make It Stop!!!!
Just when I think I have all my feeling hidden away, or ripped out, someone finds another one, tweaks it a bit, then slowly pulls it out of me, while I watch in agony. Sometimes I just want to run away, leave everything behind and just go!! I guess I have to much honor to do that to my kids, good for them, hell for me. Will this ever end, do I have a sign on me that says, "Hurt me I like it"? Sometimes I don't know if I should pray that this completely destroys me or not. I've come to terms with the fact I will never be happy again, but why do I have to live in pain for the rest of my life?!?!? Some people think at least pain is a feeling, well I would rather just be numb!!
If I Was In Your Bed....
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops lol Repost with the title IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!!!!! and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back make sure you repost this.....
This Goes Out To My Marine Friends
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Just Some Thing
i shut the door to all the others just incase u wanted to come back u left me down on me knees begging you baby please i never thought it would hurt this bad i say i dont care and i try to act like im all big and bad but darlyn when other people talk about her its like my heart just sinks in my chest i just want to curel up in a ball and just die i dont know why im waisting my time when i know im nothing to you tbc ~RaeAnna
Where Is Hott?
I posted a blog this morning, and our tema member was only about 500 behind. I just logged in to find out he is now over a thousand behind? I wonder where everyone is at? Bombing is tedious, I understand, but if you want to be a part of the team please help out your team member! That was the first rule! We need all of you to go and help him get in the lead again! If we work as a team we can do this! One day it will be your turn..:) HOTT Rocks! Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA
For Someone Special
New to the world, you came and gave me a chance. Hessitant you were, not knowing how it would work out, but something got your attention about me that got you to take that chance. After a single conversation, you decided to turn back around and headed my way again. Not looking for nothing but just a decent conversation that I once used to have with others, you smiled and asked me how my day was and how you can make it better. So sweet and not judgemental, I told you my feelings and all you did was listened and said you would be a true friend to me. Enjoying our conversations, we became more trustworthy of each other and now like a brother/sister relationship, it has been enjoyable and know its not the end of the world. Far away but yet so close, the family I have here enjoys your company and the teasing continues. You are very wise, straight forward, hummorious, and a great imagination, I feel that I have known you for years. As the rpg continues, laughter of seeing one another, and vo
Birthday.... Part2? No I Guess Its Part 3..lol
Well.. last night was shitty.. only light in my night was gettin so many gifts from some of yall on here... thank you to all that did send me something.. i will try to return the favor some time... Also.. this is ALSO my birthday as well.. because it is NOVEMBER 10... which means it is the MARINE CORPS bday... so i not only get to be alone on MY real bday.. but i also get to be alone on my second one too... IT SUX.... ONCE AGAIN..lol.. NOT in a good way... SEMPER FI to all my MARINE Brothers.. and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! DON
Damn, It's Great To Be A Man!
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to go to another gas station because this one's too "icky"..... Same work ... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can kill your own food. You get extr
This Is Not Me.....yet
Post Office
A while back I went to the Post Office for stamps so that we could send out that weeks invoices. In our Post Office there is a stamp vending machine just inside the lobby. Which is very convenient, pop in a $5 $10 or $20 and get your stamps from the bottom and your out the door. Simple! As soon as I entered, and before I approached the machine I noticed a line of 6 people on the right side of the counter with one lady serving them. I popped in my $10 into the machine,,, friggen thing ate it! No stamps! I went to the other lady behind the counter, explained that the machine ate my $10. She hands me this form to fill out and told me to stand in that line ( pointing to the line on the right ) After I filled out the form, and took my place in line. I notice that the gentleman in front of me had a similar form, and the lady in front of him had one also. A quick survey and I discovered that everyone in that line lost $$ to that damn machine. Just as i took my place another person walked in a
The Blonde Cowboy
The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy, coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for Indecent Exposure. As he is locking him up, the Sheriff asks him, "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road, when this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her, and so I did... We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt, so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants, so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts, so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of hot and sexy and says, "Now go to town, cowboy... And so here I am." Blonde Men do exist.
Desperado
A few minutes ago this song came on and so I began to sing. Consider that I can't carry a tune in a bucket but I still love the song, And as I was singing one verse stuck in my head and brought tears streaming from my eyes. "Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy She'll beat you if she's able. You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet. Now it seems to me, some fine things Have been laid upon your table. But you only want the ones That you can't get." Amazing isn't it. This song is so old but it seems that to this day it still relates to me and everyone else in this sad sad world.
Joke De Jour
Standardising the language. Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study to look at ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments. European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult, for example, cough, plough, rough, through, and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes to iron out these anomalies. The programme would, of course, be administered by a committee staff at top level by articipating nations. In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using 's' instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly sivil servants in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the hard 'c' could be replaced by 'k' sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter. Ther
-the Blonde And Her New Lexus Ls400
A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers. The blonde drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.
The Blonde & The Sex Frogs
Frogs - $20 A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She
Desire
Desire My skin craves your touch My body yearns to be near yours Close...is not close enough A desire so great it cannot be contained An electricity... A connection... A physical wanting... words can't express Souls that collide to become one An attraction beyond all time and reality
Blonde Bumper Stickers
Us blondes aren't dumb Not all dumbs are blonde You have such beautiful blonde hair - why in the world did you dye your roots black? If you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blonde I am NOT a dumb blonde! (attached upside down) To entertain a blone look below (top) - To entertain a blonde look above (bottom) Body by Nautilus; brain by Mattel (Excuse Me... I have blonde root syndrome) When blondes have more fun, do they know it? BLONDE if you're HONK!! Your village called; they want their blonde back. I might be a dumb blonde but I am good at speling. I suffer from BRS: Blonde Root Syndrome If you can't laugh at yourself, laugh at the blondes! Did you hear about the blonde that tripped over her cordless phone? We got our dumb reputation from the brunettes who dyed their hair. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? What does a blonde say when you blow into her ear? "Thanks f
Unforgiving
My heart beats fast. I can feel the tears fill into my eyes, unspilling. I have no voice, I have no way.
Where Are All The Members?
I posted a blog this morning, and our tema member was only about 500 behind. I just logged in to find out he is now over a thousand behind? I wonder where everyone is at? Bombing is tedious, I understand, but if you want to be a part of the team please help out your team member! That was the first rule! We need all of you to go and help him get in the lead again! If we work as a team we can do this! One day it will be your turn..:) HOTT Rocks!
Bubba, Junior And The Blonde
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length. Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.
November 10, 2007 What A Dream!!
This Morning I woke up & felt so good... Wow!!!I felt soooooooooo, refreshed.... I have not, Slept like this in so long.. The thing is... I can, remember my dream as if it was real... HUMM...How amazing is that? Usually for me to sleep a long time is something quite unusual..4 or 5 hours tops.. So, to dream & remember the whole of it is; some great feat within itself you see for me.So, I am about to tell you of this magnificent weird dream of last night.....*************************************** I was walking... Some how I came upon An acquaintance of mine not a Lover, nor a friend... Just A Guy from Town... I do not really know him per-say.. He's just is there on the side of me.. I look up at him & he said to me. "Do not worry..He will not hurt you..." I am walking with him.. But, watching us as well...{weird}..Then we are walking & I feel uncomfortable.. All of a sudden there is another Man from town..& I am dancing with him right there!!! He is A Man I know
The Blonde's Flat Tire On The Interstate
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers... Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the Blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here? "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.. "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers.
Please Show Luv!!
Hi all... if you have time and don't mind, please stop by and help me out! No good deed ever goes unnoticed!! I will always show love back!@! Make sure to add/rate/fan the host!! Thank you all!!
The Blonde Waitress Gets Even
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think This place is . An auto parts store?" "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp bacon." "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for Blondie?" She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, Headlights And running boards, you might as well gas up!" FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!
My New Discussion Forum For Cops/firefighters
I present to you, the Emergency Services Discussion Board. I just made it fresh today, so I need some people to liven it up! Plus I need some Moderators and Admins. It's Here RIIIIGHT HERE!! PLEASE JOIN ME IN MAKING THE BEST DISCUSSION BOARD ON THE INTERNET!!!
So True For Me
This Had To Hurt
My Love
Hey i'm different i'm out going more so hyper and crazy but still, i love chilling with all my friends, but one thing matters to me the most is my family and friends, so dill with it. you cant bull any thing with me so yeah leave with all your love rate,fan,add and leave comments thank you all
Your Love !!!
Like a star you came into my life You filled my heart with joy You took my pain as if it was yours You provided me with love that no one could give me You gave me a shoulder to cry on You were my pillar when I was falling
Rotten Neighbors
In today's newspaper there is an article about an interesting web site I'd thought I would share. Its called rottenneighbor.com If you check out the site, it will show you neighbors that have had complaints filed against them and give you a place to do the same! Here is a sample entry that is a few blocks from my house.. My neighbor is absolutely insane, banging on people's doors threatening everything from calling child services to violence. It all started because she was locking her out of the house for days on end, the last time was in a hail storm. I offered the child (then 14) a warm dinner and a telephone. She was finally allowed in the house well after dark. The psychotic mother came trying to KICK MY DOOR IN, accusing me of raping (I'm female) and poisoning her daughter. Then she threatened to call Anyone have some interesting entries around their place?
11th Hour Of The 11th Day Of Th 11th Month
At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower, supplies, and food, signs an armistice agreement with the Allies. The war left 9 million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, some 6 million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure. Today it is a solomn day, a day where we remember soldiers from around the world, who have given their lives in various conflicts around the world. The poppy symbolizes peace and rememberance, as it freely grew in the terrible fields of flanders, as remember by one of the greatest ever war poems In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the
The Ride
THE RIDE Tighten up the rope hear nothin but my heart Wrap up the hand see nothin but the bull set myself in feel nothin but the heat Nod my head adrenaline kicks in hard Puffs of smoke from his nostrils and fire from his feet determinatin in my eyes and toughness in my grip Spin blow and roll still not able to throw 8 seconds made I hit the ground and senses rush back in back to the chutes and i do it again
Love Vs Like
LOVE .vs. LIKE Never leave the one you [LOVE] for the one you (like) because the one you LIKE will leave you for the one they LOVE the one you LIKE will give you goosebumps; the one you LOVE will make you laugh and send shivers down your spine. When the one you LIKE cries, you feel sorry for them; but when the one you LOVE cries, you cry for them. True Love Doesn't Have A Happy Ending BECAUSE True LOVE Never Ends tonight your true LOVE will realize how much they love you.
Get It Thro Your Head ( I Fuckin Hate You)
I Dont Want U Back Either ( Right Back At Ya)
Support - Always Remember - Never Forget - Thank You
Is It Nothing to You? Lest We Forget ... On the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month ... Although he had been a doctor for years and had served in the South African War, it was impossible to get used to the suffering, the screams, and the blood here, and Major John McCrae had seen and heard enough in his dressing station to last him a lifetime. As a surgeon attached to the 1st Field Artillery Brigade, Major McCrae, who had joined the McGill faculty in 1900 after graduating from the University of Toronto, had spent seventeen days treating injured men -- Canadians, British, Indians, French, and Germans -- in the Ypres salient. It had been an ordeal that he had hardly thought possible. McCrae later wrote of it: "I wish I could embody on paper some of the varied sensations of that seventeen days... Seventeen days of Hades! At the end of the first day if anyone had told us we had to spend seventeen days there, we would have folded our hands and said it co
Life's Maybes
Maybe . . . We were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that we don't even see the new one which has been opened for us. Maybe . . . It is true that we don't know what we have until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we have been missing until it arrives. Maybe . . . The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. Maybe . . . The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; after all, you can't go on successfully in life until you let go of your past mistakes, failures and heartaches. Maybe . . . You should dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life a
Just So You Know...
Laptop+coffee=bad juju. Mom's bf found this out the hard way. I laugh at him. At least now he should realize why I freaked out on him when he put his drink ON my laptop. So that was my laugh for the day.
Tell Me...
Tell me about how hard your cock is as you sit at the computer reading my words? How your cock jumps just by seeing my name on the screen. Hoping for my words, anticipating, but a little apprehensive because you know what I can do to you. The buttons I can press, how I can turn your fantasies into mine and serve them back to you darker and hotter and more erotic than you could ever imagine. How I can inflame you, tantalize you to the very edge, over and over, driving you slowly insane with lust. You know I can manipulate you with the promise of my lips, tongue and my fingers. I know how you burn for me, simmering at first, then raging and intense. How my words can make you explode in need, wake you up in a sweat, begging and crying for more. You know what I can do to your cock, how I can tease it and taunt it and then torment it. I know how badly you want to touch it, but that wouldn't be any fun for me...now would it baby? Is it thick and throbbing and straining in your pants?
I Wrote
" IF THERE WAS ONE WISH " I COULD " WISH " FROM NOW UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND MY WISHES WOULD NEVER COME " TRUE " GOD HAS GIVEN ME " THREE BEAUTIFUL SON'S " AND TOOK ONE HOME AT 24 YRS . THAT WAS NOT A WISH , BUT A SHOCK ! ALL MY WISHE'S ARE NOT IMPORTANT NOW AND WILL NEVER BE . " SO IF THERE WAS ONE WISH " THAT MY SON'S WILL FIND THE HAPPINESS AND LOVE THAT IS MEANT TO BE . WROTE BY CHERIE 8/30/02
A Special Someone
Thinking Of You
You must know who this is from. If you don't, what I write won't matter much anyway. We've been flirting for weeks now. I wouldnt be brave enough to say it to your face but I can write it here I want to tell you what I do at night before I fall asleep. Sometimes I hope you're doing something similar. I climb in, pull the covers up over me, then slip off the tee shirt I wear to bed, fold it, and put it next to my pillow. If I'm wearing socks, those come off, too. I run my hands up and down the length of my body from my breasts to my thighs. I know what is coming next so my nipples are already hard. When I get to my panties I slide my fingers underneath the band and begin to pull them down. There's a ritual to taking off my panties. I don't like to do it too quickly, but I can't deny myself very long, either. I pull them down slowly, inch by inch over my thighs. When they get past my knees I leave them there for a minute. There's something so wanton about being able to spread my
Hey To All
i just wanted to say hello to everyone, i know i haven't had the chance to talk to anyone latley, but haven't had much of a chance to get on here! things have gone from bad to worse, but life is like that sometimes right? My heart is broke into a million peices right now, anybody got some super glue?! lol to my good friends and family, i miss the hell outta all of you! i hope all is well with you and your families. i send much love and bright blessings!!! hopefully i will be able to talk to you soon, and you know who you are. hugz and kisses!
Contest Ends Tonight
just a reminder the contest will be ending tonight at 7pm eastern time.album will close at exactly 7pm so get your comments in now.prizes will be rewarded tonight.
My Mumm Strike
I'm officially on mumm strike. No, I'm not protesting all mumms or all mummers. I'm merely pointing out the people on my list who want me to vote on their mumms and then ignore mine. I love the mumms and most of the mummers, but this is bullshit. So, be warned, if you are on my list and you don't contribute to my mumms I will be calling you out in yours. I'm not saying everyone should vote on every mumm, but if I make the effort to vote on yours, you could at least show me the same amount of respect. The people who do comment but rarely vote are still ok. I'm an attention whore and it hurts my feelings to be ignored. So to my good mummer friends, I love you all. To the others, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS.
Circles Of Life ?
IN LIFE WE GO THROUGH , LOVES . LOSSE'S , CHANGES . ALWAYS EXPECTING LIFE TO BE SIMPLY BUT, NOT ALWAYS THE SAME FOR PEOPLE. NOT WANTIN TO BE IN PLACES WHERE WE ARE. SO, WE ALL GO THROUGH THE MOTIONS OF WILL DO THIS OR THAT AND GO TO A DIFFERENT PLACE , DIFFERNT PLACES AND SCENERY. IF THAT WAS THE CASE , I WOULD OF STAYED IN COLORADO SPRINGS , WHERE I WAS REALLY HAPPY ! AND SETTLED WROTE BY CHERIE 9/02
Help Me Win This Contest
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22 Way's To Tell Your Child You Love Them
Back Later
Im planning a surprise birthday party for my sister for tonight with her boyfriend's help I'll be back tomorrow XOXOs to all my sexy Fu-friends!
I'm Weak It's True
Daily Horoscope: Taurus For November 10,2007 It's one of those days better spent alone or huddled up with someone close. Your feelings are running deep and you may be able to get a better grip on them if you have the time and energy to devote to reflection.
The Other Night...
I smiled back and we both knew...I reached over and grabbed his cock through his pants...he wasnt even hard yet but it felt so big...I could hardly wait to get that big dick in my mouth and maybe fuck it in and out of my pussy or ass...mmmmm...I just wanted it and I could feel it start to grow in his pants while I rubbed with my hand....mmmmm! I knelt between his legs, unbuckled his belt and unzipped his pants and oh baby...mmmmm...his big cock pushed against his underwear...he lifted himself up and I pulled them down and that big fucking cock of his just stood straight out waiting for me....mmmm...I grabbed it in my hand to stroke it...mmmmm....it was so big I could barely get my fingers around it but I moved my hand up and down until I heard him say something about my mouth and sucking it...mmmm...I was just kinda lost in another world but I heard him and I moved down further inching my mouth toward that enormous fuck stick...mmmm...I wasn't sure I could even the whole thing in m
General Lejeune's Birthday Message
General John A. Lejeune's Birthday Message: "On November 1st 1921, John A. Lejeune, 13th Commandant of the Marine Corps, directed that a reminder of the honorable service of the Corps be published by every command, to all Marines throughout the globe, on the birthday of the Corps. Since that day, Marines have continued to distinguish themselves on many battlefields and many shores, in war and peace. On this birthday of the Corps, therefore, in compliance with the will of the 13th Commandant, Article 38, United States Marine Corps manual, edition of 1921, is republished as follows: (1) On November 10, 1775, a Corps of Marines was created by a resolution of the Continental Congress. Since that date many thousand men have borne the name Marine. In memory of them it is fitting that we who are Marines should commemorate the birthday of our Corps by calling to mind the glories of its long and illustrious histroy. (2) The record of our Corps is one which will bear comp
Hmmm, Where All The Real Men?
Damn...Where in the hell are the REAL MEN at? Aint none left now a days or what? I had my share of fake ass nigga's tryna be somethin they aint, Fake ass mofo's...WTF...Where all the GROWN MEN at?...Come and holla atcha girl!!
Head Games
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF GUYS PLAYING HEAD GAMES! WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO GROW THE HELL UP AND REALIZE THAT US WOMEN ARE NOT PLAY TOYS. STOP PLAYING WITH OUR MINDS AND TUGGING ON OUR HEART STRINGS...WE HAVE FEELINGS TO. WHY CAN'T GUYS JUST BE HONEST AND TELL WOMEN ALL THEY WANT IS TO GET IN OUR PANTS AND THATS ALL....RIGHT LADIES!!! WE ALL KNOW WHAT THEY WANT...AND THEN IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TO THEM THEY ARE MOVING ON TO THE NEXT ONE. THEY TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR JUST TO GET IN YOUR PANTS AND THEN IF THAT DON'T WORK...WELL IT'S SCREW YOU AND ON TO THE NEXT ONE THAT WILL. TIME FOR THE BOYS TO GROW UP!!!!!
Press Play
"You're like a song on a constant playback." REL
Does Your Name Fit You?
Shannon ~~ S :makes people laugh H: fricken hott A: HOT!!! N: easy to fall in love with N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ev N: easy to fall in love with A: HOT!!! B: Amazing kisser C: good kisser D: makes dating fun. E: can kick ur ass!! F: crazy people love you G: loves to laugh and smile H: fricken hott I: loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: crazy L: very good kisser M: has gorgeous eyes N: easy to fall in love with O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q: a animal lover R: has a nice ass S :makes people laugh T: Smile to die for U: is very sexual V : not jugemental.. W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: can be funny and dumb at the same time Z: loved by everyone
What Do You Guys Think Of This?
I would close that door, turn around and push you into the wall while kissing you greedily. Pressing my warm lips against yours I would sneak my tongue into your hot mouth and play around with yours. Gently I would lick the corners of your mouth and run my tongue along those soft lips of yours. With my left hand I would rub you through your pants, feeling you grow harder by the minute. My right hand unbuckling your belt as fast as possible. Finally the belt is unbuckled, and your gorgeous cock is released from its confinements. Letting go after one more kiss, you can feel my breath along your neck while I kiss and let my tongue lick and tease along it. My left hand is stroking your hard cock. I love the way it looks, the way it stands at attention and reacting to my every touch. I stroke it up and down, feeling the warmth exuding from it. In a steady grip I move my hand up and down the shaft, as a moan leaves your lips. I stop right under the head, then let my thumb gently move
A Song For Cheaters( This Is Too Funny)
Last Kiss
Youv'e got me standing in the cold With no pretection from anything forgetting all that I have been told Just trying to escape this numbing feeling You were the one who made my heart sore From trying so hard to fight the tension What it feels is so much more Then anything of your comprhension You did have your moment when I used to sit Waiting, waiting for you to change your ways I guess like a cangle you one had me lit But I had to extinquish your stifeling blaze Because something has changed, I realize After the way you treated me Your once so brilliant, and now blank eyes Looking in them, let me see I Thought I knew it, but I didnt know it and it took me a lot of consentration Untill I could see that I was a poet And you were giving me false inspiration And you never did like me for me And you could never see anything past my skin In the end it took the blind one to see That you had no real beauty resigning within In your defence, I will admit I
Blast
id love a blast can anyone help me ??? xxxxxx
This Is Big Papi He Needs Help :d
THIS HERE IS BIG PAPI HE IS A GREAT GUY AND A BIG SWEET HEART PLEASE HELP HIM LEVEL ~*BIG PAPI*~@ fubar THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: JENNY~Jam Bear's Lil Sissie~Kae's Twin ~AnImAl's Fu Wife~Dj Bound's Fu Wife~@ fubar
The Eagles - Lying Eyes ( This Is What I See)
"sweat Beatrice"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion's roar Yelling, "I'm going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four" "Don't slam your pinkies in the drawer" She can be like a maiden from the days of yore Hanging out at Studio 54 Break dancing on the slick brick disco floor With Lionel Richie Who, by the way, was a Commodore One time she gave mouth-to-mouth to a snaggle tooth boar Who couldn't breat right since the Vietnam War Then she played Chinese Checkers with Skeletor And went camping with Eva Gabor She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice She's my sweet Beatrice And she's coming home I got a picture of her down by the seashore Wearing a bikini made of purple velour Her hair's up like Conway Twitty's pompadour With the smile of Guy LeFleur She got the ups and downs like an elevator But deep inside she's a marshmellow smore Can bake a cake as big as Jupitor Either or, Neithor nor She'll share it with your La
Please....
Put me against a wall and get down on your knees! Slide your hot hands up my trembling legs and press your thumbs into the crease of my thighs. Have your groping fingers wrapped firmly around my hips and drive me against the wall. Run your warm tongue ever so slowly across my stomach, your thumbs caressing and exploring the crease of my thighs. Put me on notice with your most demanding voice that I'm going to cum for you, cum like I've never done before. Order me to open my legs for you, wide, more, till you're content. Am I open enough for you yet? My pussy is waiting with unbearable anticipation. I ache to feel your breath on me, your mouth pressing against me firmly, your tongue sliding into my lips. Can you feel how soft I am, how incredibly hot I am? I need to feel your mouth covering all of me, sliding the tip of your fantastic tongue into every fold, your hands still firmly locked to my hips. Make my pussy swell, making me ache with your long slow licks and urgent nibbles. L
"steve Polychronopolous"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS - "Polychronopolous" I'm a big fuckin' dick I'm a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I'll eat the last slice I'll give you charley horses I'll pull your shorts down at the beach I always need a ride Nobody likes me My name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous I spit when I talk I swear in front of your mother I throw shit at the movies I wear tight pants I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket And then I don't show I tell you I saw your girlfriend Fucking two guys at a party 'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it Polychronopolous Pansy Pussy Shit for brains Douchebag I'll leave your gate open So your dog runs away I'll make fun of your pimple Then I'll grab your sister's ass 'Cause my name's Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous And I don't care And I don't give a shit I
"somebody Kill Me"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot. [Sung] You don't know how much I need you. While you're near me I don't feel blue. And when we kiss I know you need me too. I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true. But it all was bullshit. It was a goddam joke. And when I think of you Linda, I hope you fucking choke. I hope you're glad with what you've done to me. I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy. You left me here all alone, tears running constantly. Oh somebody kill me please, somebody kill me plee-ase, I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please kill me. I want to die. Put a bullet in my head. [Spoken] [Girl:] I liked it. [Guy:] He's losing his mind... and I'm reaping all the benefits
Conflicted Feelings
here are moments when I just want to kiss you then come the times I'd like to choke you. The minutes I dream of loving you, hours of making you scream, In good and bad ways. I sometimes want you to feel the pain that I feel when you are with that other person that will just break your heart and make you cry. But then I remember that seeing you in pain hurts me to the core. Between loving you and hating you is wanting you and needing you Can't see up from down going round and round. Again. Over you. What can i do to stop falling in love with you?
"santa Song"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS So many presents, so little time, Santa won't be coming around my house this year, 'cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don't like bad boys...especially Jewish ones. Gnip-gnop and lego blocks are all that I desire, so why did I have to set the pizza guy's hair on fire, I told him I was sorry, I'm a liar, so no toys for me...I don't deserve them. I couldn't wait for a big wheel as the holiday neared, but then I told my grandma that she had a beard. Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why I can't be good, it's a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life whenever I've met someone really great like you and I keep feeling like I'm getting close to them, something inside me makes me want to screw it up. So in a weird way the reason I'm so bad is because I love you santa. Rock-em Sock-em Robots is what I was hoping for, but then I made a death threat to vice president Gore, oh
"right Field"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Russel: Shouting] "Come on Robert! Pitch it in there, baby! We're behind you here in right field! One down! Two to go! Hum it now! Yeah! Show 'em the magic! This chump can't hit!" [Whispering to himself] "Please God, don't help him hit it to me. Anywhere but to right field. Please God, I bet you." [Shouting] "Come on now! No batter! No batter! Big whiffer! Big whiffer!" [Whispering] "Oh please, don't let him hit it to me. My God, not to me." [Shouting] "Steam it baby! Steam it!" [Whispering] "Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no, Oh God no." [Ball is hit] [Russel: Shouting] "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" [Whispering] "Oh good! It's not to me." [Shouting] "Good catch, Steven! Nice glove! You da man! Two away now! Lookin' good! We're all looking good out here! Come on Robert! This lump of crap can't hit!" [Whiserping] "Oh God, he's a leftie! A big leftie! Total power to hit it. He's gonna pile it right to me and there's nothing I can do to stop him."
Words To Live By
IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING SET IT FREE.....IF IT COMES BACK TO YOU IT IS YOURS. IF IT DOES NOT THEN IT WAS NEVER MENT TO BE. I LEARNED THE HARD WAY THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, ITS BETTER TO MOVE ON THEN DWELL ON THE PAST, FORGET THE COULDA, WOULDA, SHOULDA. WHATS DONE IS DONE AND A PERSON WONT CHANGE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND WISH THEY WOULD LOVE YOU BACK. CUT YOUR LOSSES, MOVE ON AND KNOW ITS ALL LESSONS LEARNEDM THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE ITS JUST A MATTER OF WHERE????
"red Hooded Sweatshirt"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out, "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout. But we stuck together, we didn't quit, and now the children say, "What a perfect fit." I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded sweeeeatshirt dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt shama lama ding dong sweeeeatshirt. I like to rest my hands in your kangaroo pouch, it makes them feel comfy like a big soft couch. And I don't care if the weather's no good, I say "See you later rain" as I pull up my hood. Remember that long bus trip when I needed a nap?, I used you as a pillow on that Spanish lady's lap. I love you sweeeeatshirt red hooded sweeeeatshirt dip dip dip sweeeeatshirt shama lama ding dong sweeeeatshirt. Oh what is it about you that makes me so jolly?, Is it your fifty cotton or your fifty poly? I don't knoooooooww ohh ohh hoo hoo hoo. Oh red hooded sweats
"pickin' Daisies"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS 6 What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, Momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again" How could you be my kid Mom knows I'm faking it But she understands what'll happen if I go The last four days The tough guys have been on a roll They show him no mercy Plenty of name calling And pushing my head in the toilet bowl They call him a loser But they won't get their hands on me today 'Cuz home with Momma is where I'm gonna stay We're pickin' daisies Who cares about them anyway Pickin' daisies They'll all be working for you someday Pickin' daisies They're just jealous of you Pickin' daisies Next year you'll go to private school Can't play sports or games I'm only really good at reading He can't catch a football Apparently that's not too cool That's why my nose is usually bleeding Plus they give him fat lips At this
"oh Mom..."
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Silverware clicking] [M1:] "Can you pass the beats please?" [F1:] "Here you go" [M1:] "Thanks" [Brad:] "Hey Mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [Brad:] "Why not Mom?" [F1:] "Yeah, why mom? He should go." [Brad:] "It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [Brad:] "Oh mom..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F1:] "Don't wory Brad." [F2:] "Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. What do you think? [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [F2:] "Really? I really like it..." [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F2:] "Oh mom, who is?" [Mom:] "They're all gonna laugh at you!" [F2:] "Mom, you're so paranoid." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [M3:] "Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs." [Mom:] "NOOO!!" [M3:] "Y
Procrastination....
I wonder how long I can avoid cleaning the house.... lol I hate to clean. But I think I have procrastinated far too long. I need a maid lol
"ode To My Car"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Here we go Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot (It's a piece of shit) I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack And the interior smells real bad 'Cause my friend puked in the back (It's a piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) Piece of shit car (He's got a piece of shit car) It sucks royal dick (That fuckin' pile of shit) 100% crap (Never gets him very far) Oh fuck you car It's got no CD player, it only got the 8-track Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack (They can bite his ass too) And I got no fuckin' brakes I'm always way out of control Eleven times a day I hear "Hey, watch it asshole" (You fuckin' piece of shit) (Piece of shit car) I got piece of shit car (He got a piece of shit car) Diesel gas
"my Little Chicken"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS When I'm feeling down And feeling sad You come around And make me glad I got you Oh, my little chicken I love your feet I love your breasts I love the way you eat gravel To help you digest Oh, my little chicken People say you're using me In your heart you're a killer But I know the worst I should fear is A slight case of salmonella So lie right back Don't you cry If an egg can fit in there Why can't I.....mmmmmmm Oh my little Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawk Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk, Bawk, Bawk, Bawking Bawk You're my love My little chicken likes To wear garter belts
Uploaded New Pics
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Another For You
Jack had noticed Jen at the gym before. She was very attractive, and Jack liked what he saw, and he loved a woman with meat on her bones. She was in a tank top, with plenty of cleavage and shorts, she was presently on the arm press, and Jack made sure he was across from her on the treadmill. He had seen a ring on her finger, but that did not stop others from talking to her, and he knew she was a flirt. He had heard in the locker room that she preferred African American men, and he was one, so no reason not to talk to her. Jen liked to work out before her shift, so she was always there around 9 so she could be on her way about 10. There werent many people at the gym tonight, but there was this one guy, he had spoken a few times, but never tried to get her into conversation. Maybe that is why she noticed him, he was not a vulture. She had caught him checking her out from time to time, and she was flattered in a way not many made her feel. She knew she was sitting there with he
People
Why in the hell do I have to work with dumb people that assume shit just because they are one way and that is all they have known? So I came out as being a Pagan, because she was ranting and raving about how people dont celabrate Chirstmas for Jesus and how its wrong if they dont believe in it and blah blah blah. I was like, I am pagan and Celabrate what is called Yule and that happens to be around Chirstmas for your info and on top of that my mom and the rest of my family is Christian so Yes I Celabrate Christmas as more or less family time. She shuts up. A few days later she starts ranting again about people of non chrisians and then she says that pagans worship the devil. Okay, I am like excuse me you know nothing about what we worship and on top of that we dont worship the Devil nor do we even believe in the existance. She was like I am not going to go there with you. She is so freaking stupid.
"mr. Spindel's Phone Call"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Phone Rings] [Mr. Spindel picks it up] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Student: Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Whut!?" [Student: Whispering] "You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [Chuckling] [Mr Spindel:] "Hey! Who is this!" [Student Hangs up phone] [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Answer me!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Who is this!?" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "For God's sake! Who are you!?" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Dial tone] [Operator recording playing "If you'd like to make a call..."] [Mr Spindel:] "Who is that!?" [Recording continues] [Mr Spindel:] "Hullo!" [Recording continues] [Mr Spindel:] "Who are you!?" [Recording continu
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me
If Tomorrow Starts Without Me A few weeks ago a woman was killed in an auto accident. She was very well liked, so the office shut down for her funeral and it was on the news and so on. On the day the workers came back to work, they found this poem in their e-mail that the deceased woman had sent on Friday before she left for home. "If tomorrow starts without me, And I'm not there to see, If the sun should rise and find your eyes all filled with tears for me; I wish so much you wouldn't cry the way you did today, While thinking of the many things, We didn't get to say. I know how much you love me, As much as I love you, And each time that you think of me, I know you'll miss me too; But when tomorrow starts without me, Please try to understand, that an angel came and called my name, And took me by the hand, An
"mr. Bake-o"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see I just lit some crazy ass shit that my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit I ever tasted I think they fucking laced it Cause I'm so damn lambasted Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe I told him he better go easy with this shit but he didn't believe the hype He sparked three bows just to show he could take it Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked He's fucking wasted It's the best shit he ever tasted He's lost in fucking spaced-ed Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted Oh I spent the last two hours hiding under my bed Cause I looked in the garbage can and I think I saw my Uncle Louie's head I'm fucking wasted Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak He lo
"moyda"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you're on vacation He's a good-hearted man Volunteers at the library He'll help you find a book on whales He's a thoughtfull man Rememers your birthday Says God bless you when you sneeze But there's a problem It's not your average problem But it's a pretty big problem His hobby is moyda His hobby is moyda He'll eat a hamboyga Then commit moyda He's a friendly guy He waves to all the joggers Children use his backyard as a short-cut He's a real sweet guy He always recycles Referees the Junior High basketball for no pay He's a great, great man He'll sign your petition Then proceed to compliment your new haircut But there's a problem It's not your average problem But it's a pretty big problem His hobby is moyda His hobby is moyda South
From Friends To Lovers
From Friends To Lovers Sometimes I feel sad and sometimes I feel blue but whenever I see you, I'm as happy as can be for you bring a smile upon my face and a feeling of joy within my heart you're like my sunshine in the morning and my stars that glow at night you're like the waves in the ocean the cool breeze in the wind like the call of the birds in the morning dew like the sounds of beauty in the night you see all of these things are of beauty and love that's how I feel whenever you are near for it was the passion and desire from both of us that opened up the world for our eyes to see for our love of each other will grow and grow and our needs and desires will be more everyday for a friend you once were and will always be has turned into love as it should have been so I want you to know as a friend and lover that in my heart and arms you'll always stay for our love for each other will never fade.
Don't Understand..
i don't understand why people love hating on someone, and running their mouths and don't even know me, i know some may be jealous but don't hate the playa....hate the game.....
"mother's Day Song"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear, take off your sister's new brassiere. Watch PBS, not Deputy Dawg, don't you eat that Lincoln Log. Oh mama I still don't believe it's true: The tooth fairy was you. No Way! I love you maaaaaama, more than than paaaastrama, way more than Jeffrey Daaaahma, even more than my NFL paaaaajamas. Mama always calmed down dad when he got too mean. Like the time he almost hit me for stealing his Juggs magazine. Stop your jumping, you'll break the bed. Don't you fill up on the bread. Take those Take those (trying to read cue card) Take ... carrots out of your nose, that's not a hat that's pantyhose. Don't play baseball in your suit, that Magnum PI's very cute. Don't forget Vick's Vapor-rub, stop masturbating in the tub. Thanks for making corn beef hash, and putting powder on my
"memory Lane"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [M1:] "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun" [all agree] [M2:] "Whoa,do you smell that skunk" [All:] "Yeah [M2:] "You know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up" [all agree] [M3:] "It kinda reminds me of smelling weed" [all agree] [M1:] "Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy" [all agree] [M2:] "It reminds me of smelling an ass" [all agree] [M4:] "It reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass" [car screeches, he drops out of the car] [M4:] "Hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it" [M1:] "I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo" [M3:] "Oh my God, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that" [all agree] [M1:] "Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable" [all agree] [M2:] "Hey, it reminds me of that rich g
"medium Pace"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Put your arms around me babe, Can't you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, 'Cause I'm about to begin Lovin' you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. Honey rub your beaver up and down my face. Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off. You see that shampoo bottle? Now, stick it up my ass. Push it in and out at a medium pace. Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was. Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face. Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs. Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people you work with. Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass. Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off. Strap on a dildo and make me give you head. Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace. I feel so humiliated. I'm about to blow my load. Y
Hi
hey hi,its saturday.i just had a shower. im hella bored. so um,few things that r botherin me -the whole ordeal with dog the bounty hunter and him usin the word 'nigger' which im sure we all use. but because hes famous everyone has to make a big deal about it. GET OVER IT! THE DOG HATES NIGGERS, BRA!!! :D -go with christ- lol i love dog and ill always support his show he's awesome! -random gurl here kills her family with her stoopid b/f,when she was 12 shes now 14 and will probably do no time for it,she is gunna be sent to a psycho ward n be evaluated for 4 yrs n be set free with no supervision......... FUCK THAT SHIT. lil whore knew what she was doin i think she should pay the price!!! little skank. -The canadian bein sent to death in prison.in AMERICA. bullshit! i think he should be able to come back here,hello the murder was 25 fuckin yrs ago. lets move on n put justice to more difficult matters such as meth labs n crack heads,or starving children in our own countries. FUC
"lunchlady Land"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS "This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new plastic glove Served some reheated salisbury steak With a little slice of love Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of Just know everything's doing fine Down here in Lunchlady Land Well I wear this net on my head 'Cause my red hair is fallin' out I wear these brown orthopedic shoes 'Cause I got a bad case of the gout I know you want seconds on the corndogs But there's no reason to shout Everybody gets enough food Down here in Lunchlady Land Well yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes And my breath reeks of tuna And there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose In Lunchlady Land your dreams come true Clouds made of carrots and peas Mountains built of shepherds pie And rivers made of macaroni and cheese But don't forget to
"listenin' To The Radio"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Where's my Peggy Sue? I could use a Rosalita If there's a Long Tall Sally out there I'm dyin' to meet her Why can't I hear Beth callin' me? Why can't I be the one to make Sara smile? I wish I was arm in arm with Jean genie Walkin' down the aisle Oh yeah, all right But I got no Mary Jane There's no Sloopy or Dancin' Queen I'm just a fool in the rain Waitin' on my Billie Jean I want an Angie, a Mandy, a Candy-O A devil in a dress of blue A Rosanna, Diana, a sweet Caroline I'd even take a Run-Around Sue Oh yeah, all right Well, I never got to scream for a Layla I never saw Mary-Anne walkin' away I never danced on the sand with a Rio Or woke up with a Maggie May I dialed 867-5309 But there was no Jenny Jenny Oh, why can't I get myself a brown-eyed girl When Willie Nelson loved so many? And why does Jack have Diane? And why does Billy Joe have Bobbie Sue? And everybody had Roxanne Except you-know-who I want an Angie, a
"joining The Cult"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Sounds of Basketball being shot around] [Sandler:] "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." [Allen:] "Now, that's ridiculous." [Sandler:] "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too." [Allen:] "What are you talking about?" [Sandler:] "Hey, don't fuck me on this, man, just sign up." [Allen:] "No, I'm not going to join a cult!" [Sandler:] "I can't believe you're pulling this shit on me after Monday night --" [Allen:] "What? [Sandler:] "-- I wanted to watch Monday Night Football and you wanted to watch that other show and we watched your show -- I did that for you!" [Allen:] "Yeah, well, you kept flippin' back to the game." [Sandler:] "I WANTED TO SEE THE FUCKIN' SCORE! Whadda you gotta do that's so fucking importnat you can't join the religious cult with me?" [Allen:] "Well, I was gonna go sunbathing." [Sandler:] "Oh, boy, no no, I don't think you should do that. Because this guy, Russell -- he's the leader-guy of the cult --" [Allen:
"i'm So Wasted"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Sound of crickets. Guy walks across grass] [Joe:] "Hey pal! How ya doin?" [M2:] "I'm so wasted, man." [Joe:] "Yeah, you are, oh ho ho!" [M2:] "Thanks man." [Joe:] "It's good party, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, it's great man." [Joe:] "Hey that's some good acid, huh?" [M2:] "Oh, killer man." [Joe:] "Hey, my pleasure." [M2:] "I've never been higher." [Joe:] "Oh ho, you must be freaking out." [M2:] "Acid's great man." [Joe:] "It's the best." [M2:] "Everytime I do acid man, I'm so high." [Joe:] "Yeah, oh, you must be flipping out right now." [M2:] "This is the best acid, man." [Joe:] "What are you seein, man?" [M2:] "Oh, I, that cloud up there, man." [Joe:] "Whoa" [M2:] "It's got a vein in it." [Joe:] "Oh-Holy Cow! Really!?" [M2:] "And it's bleeding on me, man." [Joe:] "It's bleeding on ya? Well watch out!" [M2:] "Look at my hand, man." [Joe:] "Yeah?" [M2:] "It-It's moving, but it's not moving." [Joe:] "It's not?" [M2:] "It's still there, but it
"grow Old With You" (my Fav)
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Billy Idol (Speaking):] Good afternoon everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to thirty thousand feet, and then we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas, and right now we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first-class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers, and since we let our first-class passengers do pretty much whatever they want, here he is. [Robbie Hart (Singing):] I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad All I wanna do is grow old with you I'll get your medicine when your tummy aches Build you a fire if the furnace breaks Oh it could be so nice, growing old with you I'll miss you Kiss you Give you my coat when you are cold Need you Feed you Even let ya hold the remote control So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink Put you to bed if you've had too much to drink I could be the man who grows ol
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"girl"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Arsenio (Chris Rock):] Now don't leave us hanging with just that. [JP:] Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing] [JP:] Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs, we also do our own choreography. [JP:] Girl, I can't stop thinking of you girl, Y-O-U, spells girl. Woke up this morning, put on my own clothes, cause the ladys' not here, to help us no more. Went down to the store, I got myself some juice, its tasted good and fresh and I love you. [All:] Girl, you are wicked awesome. [DC:] I buttoned up my own shirt, whew! [All:] Because, you girl... [RS:] Whenever I make my own plane reservations... [All:] I think of you girl, cause girl you are wicked awesome! [AS:] My name is Donny, and I'm here to say They call me Donny, cause that's my name. Banana's are good in every way, An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, Puri
"four Years Old"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Hey Why'd you wake me from my nap? I'm not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where's my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better move your ass And feel bad for me 'Cuz I'm just getting over a cold I'm four years old! I'm four years old! I'm four years old! Somebody better tie my shoes! Now I run down the hall I scream and I yell And I cry 'cuz I fell Bring the rubbing alcohol Outside I get mud on my shoe I come back in the house I get it on the rug The cleanging's up to you And I won't take a bath Unless you make me Spaghetti-O's I'm four years old! I'm four years old! I'm four years old! Mommy reads to me at night Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Well I can't have a job And I can't go to school If no grownups are around I can't go near the pool I'm not alowed to climb My neighbor's apple tree I'm not allowed to sit Too close to the TV I don't know how
"food Innuendo Guy"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana like a pack of wild apes? I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Baby, baby, baby, you got honeydew melons Baby, baby, baby, can't you see my brocolli swelin Oh baby, baby, baby, I wanna taste your watercress I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress I'm your food innuendo guy, your food innuendo guy Oh what will it take Don't go so soon You'll miss my carrot cake And my cream of mushroom Oh baby, baby, baby, my jalapeno's red hot Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stuff all that cabbage you got I'm your food innuendo guy, food innuendo guy Oh yeah Oooooooh yeah Oh baby, baby, baby, you got eggplant parmigiana Baby, baby, baby, bite my zucchini if you wanna I'll give you fresh fruit salad I don't get it from no can Your string bean days are
"fatty Mcgee"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Talking quietly] [M1:] "Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man." [M2:] "We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one tommorrow. This sucks!" [M1:] "And it counts for 80 percent of our grade." [M2:] "Well we better study our butts off." [M1:] "Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library." [M2:] "Ok, enough talking, let's study!" [M1:] "All right." [Turning pages] [Heavy steps] [M2:] "Uh oh" [M1:] "Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done with him in the library." [Heavy steps continue] [M2:] "Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out of breath!" [Fatty whining, try to catch breath] [M1:] "Oh no, he's going to sit with us." [Fatty: Annoying whining voice] "Hey fellas, studying for the big test?" [M1:] "Uh, yes Fatty, we were." [Fatty: Still trying to catch breath] "Great! I'll join ya." [Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly] [M2:] "H
"do It For Your Mama"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [J.N.:] "I can make a bigger splash than you!" [Jimmy:] "Oh yeah, give it a shot." [While jumping up and down on diving board] [J.N.:] "Can opener!" [Big splash] [Jimmy:] "Man, that one was huge." [J.N.:] "You go." [While running towards pool] [Jimmy:] "Ahhhh, jacknife!" [Jumps in and small splash] [Tracy:] "That was a dud, Jimmy." [Jimmy:] "Shutup, Tracy." [Tracy:] "You shutup." [Door opens, walks over] [Momma:] "Lunch time kids." [Kids yelling happily] [Momma:] "I made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantelope. I figured you could eat a little food and and then maybe play with yer cock and balls fer a while." [J.N.:] "I'm just gonna eat, mom." [Momma:] "All right. And then maybe a little later, you can play with yer cock and balls fer momma." [J.N.:] "I don't think so." [Momma:] "Ok. Slow down Jimmy, yer already halfway done with yer sandwhich. You're gonna get a belly ache." [Jimmy:] "No I'm not. I'm hungry." [M
"dip Doodle"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dickory slickory flip flap dip skip to my lou Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham whack snack koochie koochie koo Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle, you gotta eat Grandma's stroodle 'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch You gotta gish, you gotta gash, you gotta wax Grandma's mustache And lay out here socks and make sure they match Whoa, you gotta help out your Gram Slappety dappety sling skism skasm bing bang boo A yip, a yap, a snippety snap walla, walla scrappy dappy doo Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle awhee clunkety clang A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz, chitty chitty bang wang lang Zippity doo dang lipidee ay oompa loompa doo A piggly wiggly dooda stinky winky linky foo man choo Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doo
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"dancin' And Pantsin'"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS When I was a young man I didn't like to dance I was shy I'd stand against the wall all night I'd never take a chance So afraid I wouldn't get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk 10 shots But I found a place where the stars hang out And they taught me how to funk Real nasty It ain't too far away It's just on the edge of town Nearby But be ready when you get there 'Cause these folks don't fuck around You can Rub your belly with Liza Minelli Covered in jelly, you're gonna rub your belly Jiggle your droopy balls with singin' Lou Rawis Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS Lick your lips Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen It's fucking obscense Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White You'll see the light when your sphincter's tight If you don't know how to move Just feel the groove And dance Like you just shit your pants Spin like a little
What People Really See
Everyday I usually try to be nice and polite to people(think before i say something stupid). Treat them like i would want to be treated, breakdown things nicely to them(because who really wants to hear the truth anyway...just kidding:)Keep the peace(don't say anything that would make anybody angry). when I get angry... I just shut up and keep to myself(my friend who can tell when im pissed off usually shut up too, thank you sooo much) ALL of this takes ALOT of patience and self control.THIS WORKS FOR ME but, there is always one day sooner or later when I have no patience for anybody (but my closest close of all close few of those close good friends(two maybe three people))On that day (i'll call my darkday for now), i have no care in the world (soundss wonderful doesn't it?), if what i say doesn't make you happy, to bad, let me repeat that for you
"crazy Love"
ADAM SANDLER LYRICS [Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha) [Adam:] And you don't care that I collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think I'm a famous football player [Lisa:] And you don't have a problem with me when I follow people I've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back [Adam:] It's very pretty, baby [Both:] Well you must have been sent from above You're all that I can think of You're just as psychotic as me My crazy love [Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep [Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo [Adam:] Thank you [Lisa:] And you don't make fun of me 'caus
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Sunny Days
i walk along this old broken path the sun shining upon my face one last time an itch inside me tells me tells me its my time a soft summer breeze kisses my skin reminding me of the golden days when love was frail when love was blind in another time another place i dream of your face beaming from the sun the glow of perfection alone i stroll on a sunny day cause sunny days is all i have left remember what you have embrace it by the shoulders sunny days
Dear Sergeant
SAD BUT TRUE!! Try to not cry Dear Sergeant, An Iraqi brought a gun to kill He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack. Sergeant, I was a good soldier, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got promoted fast But Sergeant, when I went on patrol today, I never said See u later, I'm sorry Sergeant, I had to go, But Sergeant, please don't cry. When the Iraqi shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because the Iraqi Got the gun from his leader. Sergeant, please tell my parents; That I love them very much, And please tell my lady ; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush I do love her and will always. And tell my brother; That he is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now, And tell my boys; That they always were the best; Sergeant, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. Sergeant, tell m
"cordurory Blues"
When I was a boy There was no limit to what I could eat Shake after shake after shake after shake Followed by all kinds of red meat Metabolism runnin' around so fast My body never gained to weight That pissed off all my Momma's friends And made my big-boned sister irate But now I'm a man And all that frolicking has caused my ego to hurt 'Cause even when I'm in the shower alone I'm to embarrased to remove my shirt What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me What made a millionaire out of Mr. Frito-Lay Made a fat mother fucker outta me And all them cookies I been munching lately My feets are becoming difficult to see I believe it was my Daddy Who led me to this eating disease By calling me "The Little Candy Ass" When I couldn't finish a burger with cheese Or maybe it was my Momma Who got me addicted to all the wrong foods Only when I gobbled down every chicken cutlet Would I get to see Momma's good moods They said eat this,
New Kind Of Meth Parents Beware
IT IS SCARY FOR ALL OF US WHO HAVE CHILDREN & GRANDCHILDREN. The Ugliest Drug Marketing Scheme Ever SEND THIS TO AS MANY PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS and PEOPLE WHO KNOW PARENTS AS YOU CAN. Children's Meth Flavored Meth Checked this on Snopes. It is true. http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/candymeth.asp A very scary thing is going on in the schools right. There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry
The Best I've Ever Had
I am tryin not to miss him. Its just really hard. I feel like the most pathetic chipmunk in the world Ugh.... whatever. I passed out at 8 last night, and slept till 5am then back to sleep by 6 and then on and off till 1. i am still tired and my head is killing me. Damn, maybe i should call him back..... No
"buddy"
[Moving Train] "Next stop! Coopersville!" [Two guys talking] "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" "Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know." "Buddy, M&M's?" "Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!" "Buddy definitely" "Hey get in on this drink Buddy!" "Buddy, don't mind if I do" "It's a bloody, Buddy" "Buddy, it's killer!" "BUDDY!" "Sorry Buddy" "Save me some Buddy!" "Buddy I said I was sorry!" "That's ok Buddy" [Two more guys enter] "Hey Dude!" "Hey Buddy!" "Dudes, you know this dude?" "What's up Dude?" "Hey Buddy" "Buddy, sit down" "Have some bloody Buddy" "Dude" "Dudes, here's a sixer, Budweiser time" "Yeah, Bud Buddy" "Yeah Dude" "Cold ones Dude" "Buddy, killer!" [Drinking] "I'm buzzing Buddy!" "Dude, I know!" [Female walking by] "Oh Dude, check it, she's killer!" "I want some of that Buddy" "Oh Buddy, save some for me" "Dude, that's my ex-girlfrie
I Need Some Help
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you do not know what I shall bestow and my life is a blur what can I say.
Rules For Non-military
Rules for the Non Military Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. W
How Do You Forgive?
I am so torn right now. Trying to forgive, trying to forget, wishing I would have stuck to my guns and not met someone. Wishing I could trust, wishing my heart wasn't hurting, wishing I could just let it all go and never think about any of it ever again... Why is it the things you feel are so important in your life are just trivial little bits that shouldn't matter in the grand scheme of things? Why does every little heartbreak have to feel like life put you through the wringer? Why is it when you lose one little battle in your life it feels like you have lost everything? Why does stupid little fights feel like a piece of you died? Why is it that no matter how big of a wall you put up it just crumbles away every time you need it to stay strong? Why do people always manage to hit you where it hurts the most? Why is it one person can make you question your relationship with everyone else in your life? So many questions that will forever remain unanswered. Seems like thats all
Firefighters Hall Needs Mgr,security,bartenders And More Please See John Or Me
HEY ALL..I NEED A MGR,BARTENDERS,SECURITY,AND MORE MGR MUCH BE ABLE TO BE ON FOR MORE THEN JUST A COUPLE OF HRS A DAY TO TAKE THE TIME THAT I NO LONGER HAVE TO PUT INTO THE HALL ALL OTHERS WILL BE NNEDED AS THEY CAN BE ON. AS MANY OF YOU KNOW I MOVED TO PA TO BE WITH CHUCK AND WE SPEND MOST OF OUR TIME TOGETHER WHEN HE'S NOT WORKING OR ON A CALL...I WILL STILL BE HERE FOR THE HALL DOING WHAT I LOVE TO DO BUT JUST NOT AS MUCH IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEE JOHN OR ME MY YAHOO IS MERCI_1973_33@YAHOO.COM HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL IN THE HALL TO MAKE IT THE GREAT PLACE IT ONCE WAS THANKS-MERCI
Just 2 Clicks A Rate For Lsd... Thanks Bbg Your Awesome
OMG! FAWKING AWESOME... FLIPPING JAMMING!!! DA FREAK IS ON~~~ CLICK BELOW... RATE 8-) THUMBS UP!~~ WUFFLES~! bbG repost too please... it would mean to me!!! ti amo!!!! bbG~~~ this pimp out brought to you by: * bbG * ~ Ti Amo, Bambino! ~@ CherryTAP ~ - ~ ~~~~
Anger And Hurt....
Last For everything there must come a last. A last minute, a last hour, a last month, day, or year. A last drink, a last coke, a last tequila, scotch, or beer. A last love, a last heart, a last kiss, hug, or rage... Or even the last words written on a page. But the worst last thing is your last breath because what is to follow will surely be your death. **************************************************** In My Mind Somewhere in my dreams tonight I'll see you standing there You look at me with a smile "Life isn't always fair" You say you were chosen for his garden His preciously hand picked bouquet "God really needed me, That's why I couldn't stay" It's said to be that angels Are sent from above I've always had my angel My brother - whose heart was filled with love Wherever the ocean meets the sky There will be memories of you and I When I look up at that sky so blue All I see are visions of you "While there's a heart in me, you'll be a
Kind Of Needed A Laugh
->richie: yes richie: u married richie just checked you out! ->richie: hello richie: hi i guess even checking out the profile along with the name he missed the whole thing of being married. definitely gave me a giggle for the day!
Kisses And What They Mean
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements
Life
LIFE IS LIKE A NEWBORN BABY STRUGGLING TO COME OUT OF IT'S MOTHERS WOMB,LIFE IS A STRUGGLE TRUE ENOUGH,BUT AFTER ALL THE STRUGGLING YOU HAVE DONE,AND AFTER ALL THE HELL YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH THEIR IS SUCCESS.. LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A BIG STRUGGLE, BUT JUST KEEP FAITH AND FOCUS ON YOUR GOALS .. DONT LET LIFE BEAT YOU OR YOU WILL BE WALKING AROUND LIKE ZOMBIES... KEEP ON PUSHING,KEEP ON TRYING, LIFE CAN BE WHATEVER YOU MAKE IT BE. BUT LIFE CAN BE A BOWL OF CHERRIES WITH WHIP CREAM.I SAY THIS AGAIN;LIFE IS WHAT WE MAKE IT. YOU CAN ALWAYS ACHIEVE OR CONQUER ANYTHING IT THROWS AT YOU, YOU CAN QUIT OR GIVE UP,BUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP WORKING AT IT.. LOOK HIGHER SOMEWAY,SOMEHOW YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE IT.. JUST HAVE FAITH AND THE WILL TO FIGHT CUZ ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE...
What Each Kiss Means
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements
Why Is It
Wake up and pay attention! Why do people commit suicide? Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school? Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them? Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys? Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged? In The Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves? I KNOW WHY! Cliques! "Whores" "Geeks" "Goths" "Emos" AND THATS NOT EVEN HALF OF THEM! Society in general
Please Help Family And Friends
The Watcher is getting closer to the next level, only 63,293. Any one who can help I would appreciate it so much. Please show some Love and help him buy rating his pictures or stash. Here is his link.
Marines Prayer
The Marines Prayer Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose in deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family. Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Make me considerate of those committed to my leadership. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold. If I am inclined to doubt; steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and grant
Poor Street
Well I hit poor street USA, but I am going to school is that still poor? No job, lot of bills and running out of time. Maybe a hooker? No I'll still be poor. STEAL? No I have no guns. Drugs? Now thats a thought, but I have no money to buy to get started. So I'm fucked. see ya!!!
Marines Hymn
MARINES' HYMN From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, We fight our country's battles in the air, on land and sea. First to fight for right and freedom, and to keep our honor clean; We are proud to claim the title of United States Marine. Our Flag's unfurled to every breeze from dawn to setting sun. We have fought in every clime and place, where we could take a gun. In the snow of far off northern lands and in sunny tropic scenes, You will find us always on the job, the United States Marines. Here's health to you and to our Corps, which we are proud to serve. In many a strife we've fought for life and never lost our nerve. If the Army and the Navy ever look on heaven's scenes, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.
For All The Nam Vets
When the Lord was creating Vietnam veterans, he was into His 6th day of overtime when an angel appeared. "You're certainly doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you seen the specs on this order? A Nam vet has to be able to run 5 miles through the bush with a full pack on, endure with barely any sleep for days, enter tunnels his higher ups wouldn't consider doing, and keep his weapons clean and operable. He has to be able to sit in his hole all night during an attack, hold his buddies as they die, walk point in unfamiliar territory known to be VC infested, and somehow keep his senses alert for danger. He has to be in top physical condition, existing on c-rats and very little rest. And he has to have 6 pairs of hands." The angel shook his head slowly and said, "6 pair of hands .... no way." "It's not the hands that are causing me problems ... it's the 3 pair of eyes a Nam vet has to have." "That's on the standard model?" asked the angel. The Lord
What Each Kiss Means
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -Slap on the Butt; That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirements
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS!!! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have y
Hmmm ...changed The Locks
Sighs so i dont know what to say the world spins wild and i find my self on the out side of my home i can handle this i have amazing ppl in my life who love me who will help me i am in rock hard place with school for i am unwilling ot be a show pony and jump thru hoops i am given no respect nor compassion nor love i should have know better i really should have my father is incapable of thinking of anyone but him self his needs his wants his guilt his diser his way well i dont want it i not a child anymore he missed that part stoned out of his fucking mind its un just in a wolrd where a man can put a miillion $$$ up his nose in coke but cant handle responitliy of helping one year unless u do what ever he says when he says it its like dose he not maybe think had he been a father form 1-18 i would have always done his way but fuck he should have helped then anyways i didnt ask to be born y should i be punished for it ????? he harassess the admi
Great Lounge Check It Out
thanks for letting me joi hon hope this heps get you more people not that you dont already im sure hugs ttp://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51471
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Peace
peace in your arms a multitude of sins washed away by your kisses your the one I need when my heart begins to bleed I find peace in your arms
All Over Again
Last night I fell in love with you All over again, More deeply in love, Than ever before. No one has ever expressed their love for me With such beautiful and kind words. Last night I fell in love with you All over again, With such stronger faith Than ever before. Knowing that you will always be there for me When dark shadows enter my life. Last night I fell in love with you All over again With a stronger friendship Than ever before When ever I need a tender shoulder to cry on I know you will wipe away the tears Last night I feel in love with you All over again With more respect Than ever before I look up to you and admire your strength In turn you have strengthen me Last I feel in love with you All over again With such care Than ever before Now I truly believe how much you care for me You have given me life. Last night I fell in love with you All over again With more happiness Than ever before You have brought back to me smiles and laughter
All My Friends Read This
ok i thought my boogie monster was slowly gettin better but now she is relapsing and getting sicker , her temp is went up and she is vommiting now ... i am takin her to been seen i will update all that care later today when i know more love to all my friends who have been there and held my hand and head up though this all for the ones who dont know my daughter has had pneumonia and picked up e.coli , just say a small prayer for her and thank u all who already have Prayers for Boogie Monster from Claymore and Family CHILD AND FAMILY IN OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FROM ALL AT AFTERSHOCK RADIO, THE LOVE SHACK AND DEVILS PLAYGROUND. i wanted to tell u all thats shes finally starting to feel better temps down for the second time and i am praying it stays that way.... i wish i knew how to add onto bulltiens ..i so wanna thank everyone from the bottom of my heart and i truely appericate even the smallest of prayer...so if one of my friends could add her update and t
Www.freerice.com >> Go Here Learn A Bit Of Word S And Help Others Have Free Food Around The Country >. God Bless U All.
this site is to check how many words you can know the meanings too. More you get right the more ,you put food into someones mouth or on their table to eat . ty all have a great day . I learned this in mums today > I sent 4,000 grains rice to somewhere .awesome how may words I do know the meanings 2 ... in such a short time to help feed other,s . God bless U all now have a blessed day > ty lady in mums who placed this mum . God loves you . hugs diana
Mother Vietnam
Mother vietnam, how hard it was for you to let your children go free-away from you and your love for them. You had to in order to set them free from evil men and their fight for power Mother,please don't cry Let me wipe away your loving tears, I can still remember your gentle silent cry when I left yourside. How you wept over your innocent children, who had to suffer under men who wants to rule the world. Mother, don't cry I heard the cry of the weeping wind. The warmness of the air is full of love and high hopes for your children. Mother, it was so hard for me to leave you- like a bird who's missing a wing and can't fly. Mother, don't cry I'm still searching for you. I will find you someday I'll always feel the same way until that day. written by a 14 year old girl Son Ngoc Kim
Naughty Love Rap
http://www.flowgo.com/funny/623_naughty-love-rap.html
Tattoo
getting my new tattoo next friday
Trouble In Double Doses
For anyone who keeps up with my blogs you know I just buried my grandfather this past wednesday. However the bad news didnt stop there, last night my family and I was informed that my Uncle Skip had laid in his house for two days after having a very very bad stroke. Weather it was the stroke or the delay of medical attention he suffered from having over half his brain in a pool of blood. Thus causing him to bleed from the nose and mouth. Within n hour of being found he was taking to the local hopsital and put on life support. By the time I got to the hopsital I noticed the medical air lift chopper landing and deep down I knew it was for my uncle. Within second of seeing him the chopper indeed take him to UC hopsital where four hours later he was pronounned brain dead two hours after that they took him off life support. Now for some reason my family doesnt seem to understand why I am taking my uncle's my death so hard. Grant that he is my uncle by marriage but to me that is besi
New Member...show Some Love Please!
Hi Fu's Well, you've heard me talk about my oldest son Kirk, that was living in Australia, but is now back in the U.S., Well...HE HAS ARRIVED IN FUBAR! I've been trying to get him to join for sometime, and he finally made it here. I would REALLY appreciate it if you would all drop by his page, add/fan/rate, and show him a WHOLE LOT of Fu love! Ashwee...you've already made it there, and have a friends invite awaiting. lol THANKS SO MUCH IN ADVANCE FOR WELCOMING HIM TO FU! suave_65248@ fubar
Evolution Of A Subbie/slave
Some of Y/you probably noticed I've changed my page a lil bit. There's a reason for that and, no, I'm not done changing it yet. :P When I looked at it after getting back online, I realized I've changed as a subbie. I don't know if it would be right to say that I've grown as a male submissive or just that I've changed. I'll leave that for Y/you to decide. So I wanted to write something that says what being submissive means to me and I know it will be way too much to fit into my profile, so I'm writing it here. Let me begin by talking about other male subbies and why I really don't like any of them that I've met. I've chatted with enough of them to know that nearly all male subbies are the same (Mistress Cruise's hubby/subbie excluded, of course!). They're pushy, arrogant, and concerned only with their own sexual gratification. They seem to lack respect for Dommes/Mistresses, each other, and themselves. this is the biggest reason I have for disliking them and for trying so hard to be
All Settled In
Friday, November 2- i woke up and looked around the empty room which once held everything i owned, i got up and got the rest of my things that were there packed into a bag. i waited for my godmother to get there with her truck to help load up the big objects left. when that was all loaded up we headed down the road, my mom's soon to be ex husband didnt even say a word to me, which was fine because i didnt like him much anyways. we got to the new place and i took my last bag to my room and looked at all the boxes, i really had no idea where to put anything. so i unpacked what i wanted to keep in my room and took the rest out to the shed. i put the boxes that were left in my closet, i still havnt put everything away. that night i went to sleep easily but woke up to sirens, i remembered that i live every bit of 5 minutes from the hospital. so i had to get use to it. Saturday, November 3- i woke up to two kittens laying beside me, i got up and went into the kitchen and made some coffee,
Why????
Why do people commit suicide? Why do people cut themselves? Why do girls become anorexic and bulimic? Why do kids bring guns to school? Why do kids get depressed...so they start using meds, and abusing them? Why do girls feel the need to act like sluts to impress guys? Why cant people show their sexuality freely, without worrying about being judged? In the Bill Of Rights, it says we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH! So why are we so afraid to speak up for ourselves? I KNOW WHY! CLIQUES "Gangstas" "Preps" "Nerds" "Goths" "
Be A Friend
Be a friend. You don't need money- just a disposition sunny, Just the wish to help another. Get along some way or other; Just a kindly hand extended out to one who's unbefriended; Just the will to give or lend- This will make you someone's friend Be a friend. You don't need glory; Friendship is a simple story. pass by trifling errors blindly, Gaze on honest effort kindly, cheer the youth who's bravely trying, pity him who's sadly sighing; Just a little labor spend on the duties of a friend. Be a frined. The pay is bigger (though not written by a figure) Than is earned by people clever In what's merely self-endeavor. You'll have friends instead of neighbor's For the profits of your labors; You'll be richer in the end Than a prince, if you're a friend. written by Edgar A. Guest
I Am So Happy
your fubar level just increased to '21' (Fuberlord)!
In Loving Memory Of Dominique
SINCE HEAVEN HAS BECOME YOUR HOME I SOMETIMES FEEL I'M ALONE; AND THOUGH WE NOW ARE FAR APART YOU HOLD A BIG PIECE OF MY HEART. I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I'D GRIEVE WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE, OR JUST HOW MUCH MY HEART WOULD ACHE FROM THAT ONE FRAGMENT YOU WOULD TAKE. GOD LETS THIS HOLE REMAIN REMINDING ME WE'LL MEET AGAIN, AND ONE DAY ALL THE PAIN WILL CEASE WHEN HE RESTORES THIS MISSING PIECE. HE'LL TURN TO JOY MY EVERY TEAR WITH THOUGHTS OF OF I HOLD SO NEAR, AND THEY,LL BECOME MY SPECIAL WAY TO TEASURE OUR REUNION DAY.. BUT UNTIL THAN YOU WILL FOREVER REMAIN IN MY HEART.. THIS IS DEDICATED TO MY BABY GIRL WHO PAST ON NOV 9TH,2006
Getting Ready To Move
Well time is getting closer to the bg day of moving back to Houston...I'm packing and getting everything boxed up....The boys are busy running around being teenagers.........They're off to the mall today to hang out and have some fun.... It's funy having an 18 and 14 year old,watching them go trough the changes of being little boys to being young men..They aren't sure of how to act and what to do sometimes...Oh well,it is a learning experience in itself.....Have a wonderful day everyone..............
Honeybrowne - Breakin Away ( This Is What I Got To Do I Will Find Someone New And Be Happy)
Give A Soldier A Break....send A Card!
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to the address below. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful, special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D..C. 20307-5001 God Bless America! (This was stolen from a great friend, check him out he's awesome!) ~!~ BobbyT645~!~ĦĦR Ғ Ŧ.M..Ғ. ~!~ TAKEN ~!~@ fubar
But The Wind Will Still Blow
A battle has begun far away asthe child goes to bed, Guns, gernades, cannons ten hundred people may now be dead but the wind will still blow. Acid rain is falling as the fill of the landfills Dead fish are floating in the sea, oil covering their gills, but the wind will still blow. Babies begin to cry as people call for peace across the land when those babies are adults the word peace may be banned. But the wind will still blow. We have come out with an atomic bomb powerful enough to deaden the earth what happened to reading a book in front of the fire while the cat lies on the hearth? and the wind will still blow. A girl who is still a child gives birth in another over-populated town. She watched her boyfriend being stabbed wakes up his blood over her new prom gown but the wind will still blow. World war III has started and is over in an hour. The earth is now specks of dust because of one want for power but the wind will still blow and in the troubled times that i have emerged fr
Why Parents Drink!!!! Lmao
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be gr
Honeybrowne - Texas Angel ( I Will Be Someone Elses Texas Angel One Day)
Rio Grande - Kill Me Now (if Its Over Kill Me Nowwwwwww)
Mothership Has Landed
Have a great rocking weekend, sweet friends !
Hows This???
What a sad state our country is in at the moment some time a go we had all our gun removed from us through a government buyback scheme all automatic weapons banned outright. now how low have we gotten believe it or not even children's toys resembling a gun have been banned and made illegal to own in Australia toy cap gun, water pistols, and pop guns, replicas ECT ECT are now banned there is even a call to ban all cigarette lighters resembling a gun over 5.5cm. the only exceptions to this law is some people with a gun holder license and a useable reason to have them may own them at premium prices costing many times more then ever before try $285AU. for one replica 9mm biretta all paint ball and airsoft guns BB guns have been banned also . swords large knifes and so called (sharps) are banned without license and a reason for having them EG: work, sporting, collector ECT i say WTF!!! yeah sure they can be used for a robbery maybe used to fool some poor spoof but god damn whe
Aaron Watson - Off The Record ( A Special Song To Me Know What I Got To Do)
Easy Apple Stuffing
For this recipe, you will need: * 1/4 c. butter * 1 c. chopped onion * 1 c. chopped celery * 2 cans of condensed chicken broth * 16 oz. package of seasoned stuffing * 2 c. chopped apples Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Soften the Vegetables Place a Dutch oven on the stovetop over medium high heat. Place the butter in the pan and let it melt. Next add the onions and celery to the saucepan. Let them cook until they are tender, for about 2-3 minutes. Add the Broth Now add the broth to the saucepan. Heat until it comes to a boil. Mix in the Stuffing and Apples Remove the pan from the heat. Pour in the stuffing, then the apples. Mix the ingredients together well. Cook the Apple Stuffing Cover the pan and place it in the oven and cook for 30 minutes. Use the stuffing for a turkey or serve on the side. Enjoy.
Easy Crockpot Beef Brisket
For this recipe, you need: * 1 beef brisket, about three pounds or so and for the sauce you need: * 1 cup of ketchup * 1 cup of brewed coffee * 1 cup of beer You can cook this dish in the oven, or in a crockpot if you have one. Trim and Brown the Beef Brisket Begin by trimming the excess fat from the outside of the beef. This cut is pretty lean, so there is not much that I need to trim off. In a skillet, heat up about one tablespoon of oil over very high heat. When the oil is hot, place the brisket in the skillet and let it brown on all sides. You will only need to let it cook for about thirty seconds or so per side. Mix the Beef Brisket Sauce In a large bowl, mix together the coffee, beer, and ketchup. If you are going to cook this in the oven, place the beef in a casserole dish and pour the sauce over it. Cook the Beef Brisket Then, cover the dish and let it cook at 350 degrees for about three hours. If you are using a crockpot, place the meat and
Hottest Bar Check Out Rednecks Bar
CHECK OUT THE BEST REDNECK LOUNGE ON FUBAR...IT'S NEW AND GROWING COME CHECK IT OUT...JUST CLICK THE PIC AND IT TAKES YOU THERE.... (repost of original by '~Kesha88~1st Alert Hotties Capt~' on '2007-11-07 17:43:15') (repost of original by 'DJ_TWIZTED REDNECK ~~WICKED REDNECK BROTHER**~head enforcer@rednecks lounge' on '2007-11-07 17:46:34') (repost of original by 'DJSexyRebelBabe aka Nessa ~ DjCrazy Juggalo's Fubar Wifey * Owner Of Rednecks Bar *' on '2007-11-07 17:49:11') (repost of original by 'Brandi Jo *~*~enforcer@rednecks~*~*' on '2007-11-07 17:59:16') (repost of original by 'DJSexyRebelBabe aka Nessa ~ DjCrazy Juggalo's Fubar Wifey * Owner Of Rednecks Bar *' on '2007-11-07 18:29:03') (repost of original by 'DJ_TWIZTED REDNECK ~~WICKED REDNECK BROTHER**~head enforcer@rednecks lounge' on '2007-11-07 18:43:03') (repost of original by 'PRNZES~~HEAD_STRIPPER@REDNECKS~~' on '2007-11-08 00:13:42') (repost of original by 'DJSexyRebelBabe aka Nessa ~ DjCrazy Juggalo's Fubar W
Bites And Kisses
Chicago - Your The Iinspiration( From One Of My Fav Movies)
Give A Soldier A Break....send A Card!
When doing your Christmas cards this year, take one card and send it to the address below. If we pass this on and everyone sends one card, think of how many cards these wonderful, special people who have sacrificed so much would get. When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington,D..C. 20307-5001 God Bless America!
Shrimp And Mango Salad
Perfect for late spring or summer, this colorful salad makes a great lunch or light supper. The spicy dressing is offset by the sweetness of the mangoes and tomatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 3/4 pound cooked shrimp * 1 large mango, deseeded, peeled and cubed * 1/4 cup sliced green onions * 1 tbsp fish sauce * 1 tbsp soy or tamari sauce * Juice of 1 large lime * 2 tbsp water * 1 tbsp brown sugar * 1 tsp minced jalapeno pepper * 4 cups arugula * 4 small vine-ripe tomatoes, cut into wedges PREPARATION: Place shrimp, mango and green onions in a medium bowl. Whisk fish sauce, soy/tamari, lime juice, brown sugar and minced pepper. Pour over shrimp and mango mixture. Cover and refrigerate for 10 minutes.Divide arugula between four salad plates or bowls. Top with one-fourth of the shrimp and mango. Garnish edge of salad plate with tomatoes. Serves 4 Per Serving: Calories 150, Calories from Fat 17, Total Fat 1.9g (sat 0.3g), Cholesterol
New To Fubar
Well I am new to this site and am still learning the ropes. I see it is like a lot of other sites, except it is has more adult content. I am 36 and I live in North East Texas. I am a country type of guy. I was raised that way. I love workin on cars. I enjoy friendships and I enjoy having fun. I believe in happiness, if you dont have it find it. I guess I am old school when it comes to life and values. Well enough about me, I want to here about all of you......
I'm Sorry.....
I'm sorry..if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.I'm sorry..if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".I'm sorry..if I'm not tan enough for you.I'm sorry..if I'm not a playboy model so I don't act like a porn star for you.I'm sorry..If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.I'm sorry..if I'm too tall or short for you.I'm sorry..if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like meI'm sorry..if my hair is not long enough.sorry...if I'm not the "hottest" girl you have ever seen.But most of all...I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.code
Pbj And Banana Sandwich
Everyone loves a peanut butter sandwich, but if you're concerned about the fat content, simply limit the amount of peanut butter you use and add some banana for a sweet and delicious, nutritious sandwich. Be sure to serve the sandwich on whole grain bread. INGREDIENTS: * Two slices of whole grain bread * 1 tbsp natural peanut butter * 2 tbsp all-fruit spread or preserves (I like raspberry) * 1/2 one small, ripe banana, sliced PREPARATION: PBJ and Banana Sandwich Two slices of whole grain bread 1 tbsp peanut butter 2 tbsp all-fruit spread or preserves 1/2 one small, ripe banana Spread one side of bread with peanut butter, and the other with fruit spread/preserves. dd sliced bananas to the peanut butter side and top with fruit-spread side of bread. Serves 1 for school lunch Calories: 422, Calories from Fat 97, Total Fat 10.8g (sat 2.8g), Cholesterol 0mg, Sodium 270mg, Carbohydrate 70mg, Fiber 6.8g, Protein 11g
Tuna Rice Salad
This tasty Tuna Rice Salad has something of a Mediterranean taste about it, with lemon, parsley, chick peas, tomatoes and artichokes among the ingredients. To speed preparation of this salad, use microwaveable rice. Pack this salad for lunch instead of your usual sandwich. INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups cooked rice * 1 can artichoke hearts, drained and chopped * 1 cup canned chick peas * 1/2 dry pint grape tomatoes, halved * 1/3 cup chopped red onion * 1 7-ounce pack of chunk white tuna * Juice of large lemon * 1 tbsp water * 1 tbsp extra virgin olive oil * 2 tbsp freshly chopped parsley PREPARATION: Combine rice, artichoke hearts, chick peas, tomatoes, onion and tuna in a large bowl. Whisk lemon juice, water and olive oil in a small bowl. Drizzle over tuna rice salad. Sprinkle parsley, then toss well.Cover and refrigerate for at least two hours. Serve 6 Per Serving: Calories 212, Calories from Fat 35, Total Fat 4g (sat 0.7g), Chole
This Is Funny
My friend sent this to me... funny and so true.. WOMAN'S LOVE POEM >> > >> > Before I lay me down to sleep, >> > I pray for a man, who's not a creep, >> > One who's handsome, smart, and strong. >> > One who loves to listen long, >> > One who thinks before he speaks, >> > One who'll call, not wait for weeks. >> > I pray he's gainfully employed, >> > When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. >> > Pulls out my chair and opens my door, >> > Massages my back and begs to do more. >> > Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, >> > Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" >> > I pray that this man will love me to no end, >> > And always be my very best friend. >> > >> > >> > MAN'S LOVE POEM >> > >> > I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with >> > huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, >> > and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This >> doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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so...uhm yeah. stuff. things. your mom. *thinks* ever just have one of those days... where the thoughts are coming really quickly... yet ya just dun wanna hafta decipher what it is exactly you're mulling over? cuz when it comes down to it... theres always decisions to be made choices to be made... things that need to be done things that shouldnt be done good thought processes bad thought processes good things bad things all things not that any of that is a bad thing mind you it simply is what it is... and today... instead of trying to separate the wiring i think i'll just leave it in its jumble... get outta the house for a bit and see what today brings me. at the very least...it'll be different. and i've been diggin on different lately. ciao.
Goths
So I Bought A Vip :d
hi everyone!!!!! i hope you all are doing well, and having a great saturday :) im feeling a bit hung over today after last night...i didnt really drink too much; it was the combo i drank. started off with a couple red beers then moved on to a couple shots of goldshlauger(sp?)and then back to another beer. not the best combo of drinks. my tummy was not pleased. anyhow...everytime i drink too much i wake up at the crack of dawn, and cant get back to sleep!! im so tired, but alas...so i decided to buy myself a vip. :D i thought it would make me feel better, and it has! lol :D now i can upoload even more pictures! yay! and i can give away 11s! keep an eye out for my blogs, cause i will be giving 11s to people who comment :) also...i have room for 25 more family members. i havent decided yet how im going to choose, but i will let you know. more news...i have decided to join another one of kristan smiths contests. i was in her first 2 and i won both, so im going fo
About Dad
I feel like I should say quick word about that because of the last blog. Dad and I broke up over 16 years ago. He really has not been a significant part of the kids lives due to his choices. After my youngest was having some emotional problems, boys, teenage stuff, moms the meanest cant do anything...he decided he wanted to be a dad (nevermind that his "kids" were now almost 21, 18 and 15) So I let him in and gave him a safe place to stay if he so chose. I figured I would let the kids make up their own minds about him and share the headache,opps love of having three kids in the house with him. So really he has only been a part of their lives in any significant way for a few months. He is really an ok guy with the mentality of a teenager. Hes in his 40s. So am I upset , disappointed , angry , sad... that he decided to do me and our son a "favor" by picking him up and driving him home on that night they got arrested. HELL YES but if I've learned anything from all this damn shri
Need A Date For X-mas Party
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Hillbilly Hideaway
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It Begins From Here
I guess I can say pretty much whatever I want to here as this is my blog after all. It may be of interest to some of you here or it may not, but the important thing is that it's my little bit of cyber space and I can use it for whatever I feel like saying. So.............today was a wonderfull day for me and so very spiritually enlightening! I blessed the holistic center where I will be working and managing very shortly and I fell inlove with the surroundings and the tranquility of the place. I never thought for the life of me that one day I would be doing my dream job and now I am! If it's a dream don't wake me up or I will whip your ass!! Hell I just might whip your ass anyway hehehehe. So my journey has begun and it's a wonderful feeling.
Every Man Should Be This Way
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cu
New Band Booked For The Nye Party
We are pleased to have RANDOM DREAM joining us in Ft Myers for the Mad Mixture Show NYE party! Check them out at www.myspace.com/randomdream Also, there will be a NowLive WEDDING taking place, and it looks like HOOTER'S will be on board as a sponsor and supplier. More news as it comes in!
The Lion And The Lioness
Kung-fu Idiot
Late 1989, Australia) A rather impressionable student of kung fu listened with rapt attention when his instructor dramatically informed the class, "Now that you have reached this level in your training, you can kill wild animals with your bare hands!" The martial arts trainee took the statement as gospel, and headed to the Melbourne zoo to test his mettle with the wildest animal of all: the lion. In the dead of night, he slipped into the zoo, leapt into the lion enclosure, and engaged a suitable king of the jungle in combat. He would probably have lost a one-on-one fight, but he never got to try. His naive fight plan didn't account for the enthusiasm of the lion's pride for a tender intruder; nor did it give sufficient weight to the possibility that his instructor didn't know what the hell he was talking about. Zoo employees found his remains -- two arms and hands -- the following morning, with shreds of red fur grasped tightly in his fingers.
Stop Complaining!!!!!
You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.You go to the mall and get your hair redone.He
Seatbelt Or No Seatbealt
(5 January 2005, Nebraska) In September of his senior year at the University of Nebraska, 21-year-old Derek wrote an impassioned declaration of independence from seatbelts for his college newspaper. Although "intrusive and ridiculous" seatbelt laws saved 6100 lives a year, according to statistics from the U.S. Congress, Derek concluded with the statement, "If I want to be the jerk that flirts with death, I should be able to do that." Derek "was a bright young boy, a 4.0" majoring in five subjects and planning to attend law school. He was also smart enough to tutor friends in subjects he didn't even take. But good grades don't equate with common sense. Derek was returning from a holiday in San Antonio, Texas. The driver of the Ford Explorer and his front seat passenger both wore seatbelts. Only Derek was willing to buck the system, sitting without a seatbelt in the back seat because, in the words of his newspaper column, he belonged to the "die-hard group of non-wearers out there
Who Needs A Blast???
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Here We Go Again...
Some of you know that I have been having behavioral problems with my son, well last month he screwed up pretty bad. Partly his fault , partly his fathers. They and a couple of others were arrested (made the front page , luckly it was way out of town) Well I signed for his bail and allowed him to remain at our house with some new rules. Well of course he followed them for about a week and then went on to be a bad ass again. I'm was trying to cut him a break because I know he is probably dealing with some major head trips because of the seriousness of his arrest.( They got pulled over with 90 pounds of pot. Some of them did have legit paperwork for it but I'm sure they were way over the limit.) Anyways, this sunday we had planned on all getting together to take family photos. Well early this morning I see my phone flashing and it is his father. Seems he got arrested again for being drunk in public and he had some weed sacks on him. Dad was on his way to work out his bail ,but I
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For The Birthday Girl!
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To My Friends
To anybody who needs A friend! My Promise If you've got secrets you want to tell, We can talk all day long. If your dreams get broken somehow, I'll remind you that you belong. If you need some place to hide, You can hold my hand for a while. If your sky begins to fall, I'll stay with you 'til you smile. Whenever you need some space, There's my room - you can take it. If someone breaks your heart, Together we'll unbreak it. When you feel sad or empty inside, I'll show you you're not alone. If you get lost out there, I'll come and take you home. I'll go with you somewhere else, When you need to get away. And when nothing seems to be going right, And you need a friend...I'll stay
Criticisim Rule
If you don't have anything nice to say. . . be specific.
My Jam
Sarcasam Rule
The rule for being sarcastic is; "Only if you weigh 150lbs or more."
Me As A Leo
Smartass Rule
The rule for being a smartass is "Only if it's funny."
Bewbs!!
EH...not sure if this is NSFW or not so.. Who wouldn't want to check this out?
Flirting
Flirting is the art of making someone else feel attractive.
Check Out These Great Peeps!!!!
These friends are AWESOME to have on your list... stop by their pages and show them some FU-LUV!!! IBeLeeB@ fubar Eala@ fubar ☆ k kRMmr "H R" & K..W(HWP) (r.4vl69)☆@ fubar Matt121@ fubar drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~@ fubar Heartistic Soul@ fubar RogerLee Founder of The Pride @ fubar FyreDragn**-=*Member of L.O.L levelers*=- & ~~CLUB F.A.R MEMBER~~**@ fubar youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****.@ fubar ♥♥♥ AngelinOK ♥♥♥ ~ Club F.A.R. ROCKS! ~ Member of FuBombers ~@ fubar bourbon boy@ fubar Here are a few of the gr
Respect
Respect is a level of behavior that you will not sink beneath.
Come On Let's Rally Folk's!!
The bouncer id checks have gotten so vast that many people aren't even bothering to rate or comment anymore. We have posted numerous bulletins on this, all to no avail, I say we make a visual presence also. If you feel the bouncer should be elimated.... Change your default pic to the bouncer as I have done a few others. Something needs to change or fubar is going to lose a lot of members not to mention money. Please if you are in support of this, creat a bully, make a blog pass the word to all your friends and fans. Thanks
9 Words Women Use Lmfao This Is Soooo True
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your
Lets Rally Folks
The bouncer id checks have gotten so vast that many people aren't even bothering to rate or comment anymore. We have posted numerous bulletins on this, all to no avail, I say we make a visual presence also. If you feel the bouncer should be elimated.... Change your default pic to the bouncer as I have done a few others. Something needs to change or fubar is going to lose a lot of members :( not to mention money. Please if you are in support of this, creat a bully, make a blog pass the word to all your friends and fans. Thanks
Fake Azz Friends
Im so damn sick n tired of people thinkin they can be my friend when its convenient for them, im really sick n tired of fake ass friends that kno u until some fuggen itch comes in the picture... im tired of ppl taken my kindness for weakness, someday yull learn the concept of being a good friend but dnt expect me to be there for u when u finally realize that u fucked up... how can someone be your friend one day n then the next they str8 up play u n pretend like you dnt exist until sumthin bad happens n they life n they need someone to tlk to dats cool tho cuz when yer lame ass comes bac to reality ima still b here doen me, i aint like u im a friend through thick n thin no matter wut. fucken fake ass
Im Here!!!! For A Bit...lol
Yep im still alive and out here....no net though for the time being...so getting on the net is a bit difficult at the moment....Hope all is well with everyone and look forward to having the net back again soon and catching up with you all...Im goin to upload a few pics...Miss ya guys!!!! Blessed Be Juniper
Time To Release My Anger That Is Inside
Okay here it is. I am tired of people trying to tell me that I am the reason that they are incapable of having a lasting relationship. I am sick and tired of hearing from people that everything will be okay and he is such a great guy and shit along those lines. To those people you have NO clue the shit i have been through with him. So dont open your mouth!!!! I am really freakin tired of not getting any sleep. I have been getting sick for the past couple of weeks because I havent been able to sleep. Not because of my kids but because I have been stressed out. I am just tired of all the shit that has been going on thats nothing but drama and the more i try to stay away from it. Wow it comes right back to me. Like a motherfucking yo yo. I have deleted people from my pages because they have too much drama and they need to learn something. I havent figured out what exactlly they need to learn but they can do it by themselfs. my new life style screw all haters fuck with my
The Elevator
The Elevator By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The elevator door closes and behind me is a very handsome man that I noticed as I entered. He is wearing a very expensive looking suit with an attach case in his right hand leaning up against the wall. He smiles at me as I enter the elevator and I press the button for the floor below the button he pushed. We have many floors to go yet. I stand there in the middle of the floor and we began our ascent to our destination. I can smell the scent of his cologne as it wafts over my shoulder. Very manly and extremely seductive was the scent from his cologne. It made my mind wander with the allure from his scent. I hear the tap of his attach case as he sets it on the floor behind me and off to his side. Suddenly, I feel his arm slowly reach around my waist and give me a slight tug backwards and I can feel his body press up against my back. I gasped for a second but never say a word. Against my ass I can feel the stiffness of his
One More Month
Well its been almost 2 years since I lost my drivers licenses due to my stupidity and driving under the influence of 8 xanax one night! I have exactly 1 month to go before Im driving again and I cant fuckin wait! Ill be buying a new truck--either a Ford F-150 or a Dodge Ram/Dakota something like that. The State Troopers thought I may have been drinking that night I crashed my Ram but it was the xanax--I dont drink (as if doing drugs is better right?) Well I dont use anymore either--been awhile. I remember that night like it was just yesterday--they wanted me to take a breathalizer and I refused because I knew I wasnt drinking (real reason is I was stupid). If I had just taken the test I probably could have gotten away with being "tired". Or they would have wanted my blood for testing! I knew I was in a "no win" situation so I just said fuck it! So Ive been taking public transportation to and from work and since I got divorced my "gettin pussy" hasnt gone to well--no vehicle really puts
Should I?
Why is it the first thing I do in the morning is check my computer? I look for emails, shouts, and messages (yahoo or msn) all the time. I do this every morning, afternoon or night that I wake up, and see what I have missed. I don't know why I look, cause I know there is nothing any different about today, than any other day. Life is just soooo wonderful... right? (lmao)
Thunderous Elevator
Another favorite story. For those of you who have not had a chance to read through my blog before and read any of my previous erotic stories... here is a favorite. Thunderous Elevator Ride By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just checked into my hotel and am about to go up the elevator to my room and I am standing in the lobby waiting for those stainless steel faced doors to open. The bell rings with each floor it stops at as I wait for it open for me. A long flight to Vancouver from Montreal and all I want to do is get undressed, take a shower and get into bed. I have a very busy schedule booked for tomorrow. I look at my watch and it is 10:35 PM. It is late and all I hear in the lobby is a phone ringing way off in the distance at the registration desk and of course that soft piano music being piped in all over the hotel. The full-length windows that line the lobby show my reflection staring out into the late night darkness. I can see some flashing of lightning of
Saturday Night
I have had one particular guy ask lots of questions about hand jobs and other activities between my husband and I (you know who you are ... lol) So I thought he would like to see this story and I thought I would send it around once again for all to see. It is not for everyone but it does seem to have fans with those here. I hope you like it. 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It was a few minutes after 11 pm when we finally went to bed. I was following my husband down the hall to our bedroom when he entered the room and I walked up behind him as he stopped to pull the blankets back. He stood before me with his back to me only wearing his boxers. I reached around his chest with both of my arms and gave him a big hug. I made sure that my breasts pressed up against his bare back so he can feel them give his shoulder blades a hug while I pinched his nipples that he loves so much. I took my fingernails and ran large circles around ea
First Class
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of Newsweek and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loose all ove
Stupid Is As Stupid Does
(13 May 1998, New Jersey) There's apparently not much to do in Long Branch during the long May evenings. A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the i
F*cking Racist F*cks...by Unique Dream
(REPOST) OK, SO LATELY I HAVE NOTICED AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF RACISM ON FUBAR. I FOR ONE DO NOT STAND FOR THIS SHIT IN ANY FUCKING WAY. I COMMUNICATE AND GET ALONG WITH MEMBERS OF EVERY RELIGION, RACE, GENDER AND CREED KNOWN TO MAN. A PERSON IS A PERSON AND I DO NOT BELIEVE IN SEPARATISM OR RACISM. I AM A WHITE MAN. BIG FUCKING DEAL. IF YOU ARE A WHITE RACIST, DO NOT ASSUME I AM GOING TO JOIN YOUR BULLSHIT. YOU SHOULD ALL BE INDIVIDUALLY PULLED ASIDE AND SHOT IN THE FACE. TWICE. AND THE SAD PART IS 99% OF YOU AIN'T GOT THE BALLS TO STAND THE FUCK UP TILL U HAVE FOLLOWERS. IF YOU'RE A RACIST, OR KNOWINGLY CONSORT WITH THEM AND JOKE LIKE IT IS COOL, STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE. I HAVE PULLED SEVERAL FRIENDS ASIDE THIS MORNING ON SHIT I HAVE SEEN AND THANKFULLY THEY HAVE REMOVED THEMSELVES FROM CERTAIN PAGES AS FRIENDS AND FANS. IF I FIND U CONSORTING WITH SUCH INDIVIDUALS, DO NOT BE SURPRISED IF U ARE OFF MY LIST. RACISM IS STRAIGHT UP BULLSHIT AND CLOSET RACISM IS THE WORST. I SEE
The Limo
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Limo By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 We are together in the back of a lavish, new, black limousine, driving from a delicious dinner back to our hotel room, when traffic in the city comes to a complete halt. The night was warm so we got out of the limo to wander around and we make some small talk with the driver who stays seated in the car but with the front door open. You are wearing a long black gown with a deep plunging neckline. The top of your gown is loose fitting which becomes flirtatious to men as you turn at your waist to allow even more of your breasts to become exposed; yet never allowing all to be seen. As we chat with the driver, a gust of wind comes through the canyon of the hi
Lake Tahoe Storm
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lake Tahoe Storm By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The scent of winter fills the air of our cabin as I light the fire in our massive stone fireplace off in the corner of the living room. The floor is all hard wood except for the deep rugs about the room and the occasional large pillows stacked in the corners for more comfort while lying on the floor. Through the window I can see the lights shining off of the silvery snow for the night skiers at Heavenly Valley ski slopes. They are skiing the slopes of the Sierra Nevada Mountains and I have visions of your slopes in my mind. At this moment I long for your mounds over the ski trip that we have come to enjoy. Our leather chair and couch is very large and cushy. Paintings of the wilderness around us are mounted on the walls to keep the ambiance of nature within the walls and not just outside. Our cabin is totally rustic in every way. Wood is the natural surroundings that we enjoy insi
Prayer For The Home
Peace, unto this house, I pray, keep terror and despair away; shield it from evil and let sin never find lodging room within May never in these walls be heard The hateful or accusing word. Grant that its warm and mellow light may be to all a beacon bright, A flaming symbol that shall stir The beating pulse of him or her who finds this door and seem to say, " Here end the trials of the day." Hold us together, gently lord who sit about this humble board; may we be spared the cruel fate of those whom hatreds seperate; Here let love bind us fast, that we may know the joy of unity. Lord, this humble house we'd keep sweet with play and calm with sleep. Help us so that we may give Beauty to the lives we live. Let thy love and let thy grace Shine upon our dwelling place. written by: Edgar A. Guest
I Am So Ashamed Of Myself.....
I've had pet dogs for all my life. And after I moved on my own I kept that streak going. And in all my 25yrs of having dogs I have never once thought of putting cloths on any of them. I really just thought it was silly. Anyway I'm sad to now admit that I bought my George some cloths. I dunno it was so weird, we went to PetSmart and he was so fixated on the cloths there that I thought maybe someone hid a milkbone in there or something. Anyway I broke down, gave in, and got him a few shirts. Ugh I feel so ashame to admit that but yeah here's my little guy George.
Under Dc
This is a story I have begun to write and sometime will complete. If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He stood so close to me on the subway. I could smell the sweat from his clothes as we both ended our day from work. Friday night and we were all headed home on the Metro in Washington D.C. for our respective close to the week in the capital city. The hum of the tracks, as we glided under the mall almost became hypnotic, as we settled into the buzz from the chatter of conversation inside while on the blue line. He was so close and kept pressing closer. I could feel his hand slowly caressing my waistline across the small of my back. He kept running his fingers back and forth across my waistband on my skirt. I wondered what h
Ask Me Anything
This was fun when we did this in a yahoo group I had awhile back so lets see if you guys will want to do it too. You can ask me any question you wish by sending me an email to askthemilf@yahoo.com Ask me any question you want... sex advice, personal questions, etc. Some of the better questions will be copied and posted here in the blog area under a new heading so that others perhaps having the same question will see the answer. Don't worry... your name will not be shown so you will be completely anonymous. Who wants to be the first to ask me a question? Send your question to " askthemilf@yahoo.com "
What 4 Animals Do You See After Having Sex????
YOU'LL SEE... 2 TIRED ASSES 1 WET KITTY AND 1 DEAD COCK. PASS THIS ON OR NO SEX FOR YOU FOR 3 YEARS...
Happy Birthday Marines
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The Perfect Heart
The PERFECT HEART One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said, "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart a
For My Liverpool Friend
Riding the Angel Line Today while walking through the woods I saw a train pass by It moved so fast I barely saw what burned into my mind A lovely Angel peering from a frosty window cold A gentle smile a rosy face a beauty to behold That night I laid my head down and prayed for someone new Although I didnt know her I felt a love so true An Angel flying past my life along a cold steel track I hoped that dreams would soon be mine to bring my Angel back So this is yours because youre you and you always make me glow Its all because youre beautiful and I want to tell you so You know a poet translates into words what feelings they cant say An Angel on a speeding train was spied by me today
My Toughts
I'm really thinking some sick thoughts Remenising the shit I lost Feeling lost, and all alone I'm scaring myself Truth be told I can't get you off my mind Constantly think of ways to die The pills I have, calling my name Promising me NO PAIN! I'm stuck in my thoughts they won'y let me be torturing visions i don't wanna see what are you doing? I know you're alright all by yourself while I sit and fight I can;t think straight I fell for you Nothing that I can do Feeling so lost Longing for you Knowing you're not missing me Probably wanting me to let you be! So tell me what's up Like you give a fuck!I don't understand what you did Why'd you say the things you said??? You said you ain't run no game... Then why am I sitting here full of pain? You said forever You'd never hurt me So why you there? Why desert me??? Was what I said so hard to believe? Living a life free of grief Baby, I just wanna ease your pain... let you know there is a beter
Help Wanted
Must be a good typist and be good with a computer. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. A short time later a lovely Black Labrador retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it, whined and pawed the air. The receptionist called the office manager. He was surprised, to say the least to see a canine applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager expectantly. The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you must be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly type a perfect business letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager, gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair. The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That was fantastic, but I
"instructions For Life"
The other day I received some chain mail titled " INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE." The message header contained the standard chain mail signature: "This is a good luck poem.. send it to 10 people in the next two days and you will get eternal happiness. If you don't your penis will fall off and you will burn in hell.." or something similar. In the body of the message was a long list of sappy feel good rules and guidelines to live by. Most of it was just rehashed bullshit that you're told from the minute you're born. Stuff like: When you say "I love you," mean it. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't dream don't have much. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. Say bless you when you hear someone sneeze. Don't trust a man/woman who doesn't close his/her eyes when you kiss. Dance as if no one's looking; sing as if no one's listening, work like you don't need the money; love as if you've never been hurt. I had to stop reading after that last one to
Racing Radio
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Where The Sky Ends
Life trudges along a twisted path only stopping to retrieve memories And disperse shattered dreams closed doors boasting matted welcomes tempting, tantalizing with the unknown. Secure risks, chances yet seen uninviting And remain idle Standing unopened Endless journey's of the mazed mind Eluded by passages, detours Filled with promises Arboring comfort and security instead find mirages of protection and illusive aspirations cautious steps slowly hasten, with confidence But blazing horizons appear out of reach And grow dim and despair Not radiating their true brilliance Again a safer route is choosen And the sky wanes into nothingness.
Fubar Adoption Who Wants Me!
Ok I'll try this !!! Here's goes FUBAR ADOPTION..LOL Here's the rules of fubar Adoption : Send this to all the people on your list and see who wants to own you.- The first person to send u a message saying " I own you" owns you. It's simple... P.S. send it cuz it is kinda funny and it might be surprising to see who gets you first See who picks you... Let the games begin! lolol The things Fubar lovers come up with lol :P
The Worth Of A Woman
THE WORTH OF A WOMAN Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk
We Were Meant To Be
Somewhere in time We fell in love Our feelings were so strong Stars sparkled up above Somewhere in time Nothing else mattered We were together Until our hopes and our dreams were shattered Somewhere in time Great memories are there Our love was once great Nothing could compare Somewhere in time Our love stands still A love that we lost Somehow, against our will Somewhere in time We'll meet again Somewhere in time Our love will never end
How True This Is
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN IN DI A ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN IN DI A )he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) filled i t with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB .. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN France !! ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find
Where R My Chesseypoofs :d
What South Park Charactor Are You?created with QuizFarm.com You scored as CartmanEric Cartman is the "Fat Kid" in the group and the others are constantly making fun of him about his wieght. When Scott Tenorman doops him out of $16.12 Cartman becomes determined to get him back. As Scott shows up to Cartman's party later that week, he discovers that there is more to "Chili con Carne" than he previously thought. Basic rule, don't f*ck with Cartman. Cartman 75%Tweak 50%Kyle 42%Butters 33%Towlie 33%Stan 25%Kenny 17%Timmy 0%
I'm Smart :p
You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."The Muppet Personality Test
Once In Awhile
Once in awhile there is a flash of light A smile on a strangers face or a smile of your own. Once in awhile peopl that help one another to do things that just cant be done alone. Someday we'll find that the answer to the troubles of the world was that once in awhile life. Once in awhile the world seems so nice people live together without a fight. Then we must realize that once in awhile can't be forever in all people's lives even though it should Written by: Deanna H.
Corrupted Love
A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touch The softness of your voice soothes My soul As I lay there hoping the moment Will never end Calling out for you Praying that you'll never let me go The sensation so strong I can no longer feel my body Slowly I fade in and out of reality In an instant the warm sensation Fades away My heart empty My soul torn apart Lying there; wondering where I went Wrong Calling out for you, only to find there is no answer My mind invaded with thoughts So cruel and unrefined The sensation of fear of what's to come Slowly the reality over powering The lust and fantasy Leaving me empty Confused on how to think or feel The loneliness I feel So wretched and compelled Betrayal to myself Revealing the terrors of my love
$20.00
$20.00 Sometimes we just need to be reminded! A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple up the $20 dollar bill. He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. Well, he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled and dirty. "Now, who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air. My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we ma
Eternal Damnation In Hell.
So I was sitting around the other day, playing "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas," when suddenly I received an email with an attachment called "hot coffee mod." So I did what I always do when I get programs from strangers in my email: I ran it. Then I went back to playing the game and didn't notice anything different, except for when I took my in-game girlfriend back home, she now asks "how about a little coffee?" Naturally I got excited, because I was expecting to see a scene with the protagonist, Carl, and his girlfriend, Denise, sipping a tall cup of joe and discussing the finer points of globalization and how cultural distinction will shape future generations. Instead, I was shocked to learn that Denise wasn't talking about a delicious beverage made from roasted beans, but what she was really talking about was SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I thought there was some mistake, this couldn't be the family-friendly carjacking game I thought I knew. Maybe
Bullsh!t.
Can i just say up front how NOT racist I am. Probably the ONLY white homeowner on the street that isnt racist. I was told by several neighbors how happy they were that I wasn't "one of them[hispanic people]", which slightly disturbed/disgusted me. Ive tried to be nice over the 4 years, even when I get woken up at 7 am to them sitting out front, blairing what sounds like circus music from their vehicles so loudy that my bed is vibrating, and my bed is at the back of the house. I try to be nice about the fact that even tho they have their BACK YARD PAVED AND A DRIVEWAY to park, they still park in front of my house[1 out of like 2 houses on the street without a driveway]. So last night one of them, probably drunkinly pulled forward out of their driveway and smashed into the side of my car. From infront of my passanger wheel, to the middle/back of my door[it was dark, ive still gotta go look more today]. They slid it over a foot sideways into the curb AND managed to get the back o
Slow Tears
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek
Wont Be On Monday
library is closed due to the holiday....so catch me now and tomorrow...till then.. here is something for your reading entertainment.... You are the one disease For which there is no pill You bring me to my knees And bend me to your will I just can't get enough My heart is on the floor Addicted to your love Can't wait to get some more You infect my heart With every single beat Just finish what you start Girl I'm begging please If this is all a dream Please don't wake me up Just let me stay asleep Let my eyes stay shut I don't want to know If you're just fantasy Dont think I can let go Cause you are the best disease
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
profileslinger.com Dammit... I have been suspended from making Mumms! The above graphic was in Mumm. Is that what was offensive? I am not sure... but haters need to go elsewhere! Anyhow... Have a great Saturday all!
11th Hour Of The 11th Day Of The 11th Month...
At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. Germany, bereft of manpower, supplies, and food, signs an armistice agreement with the Allies. The war left 9 million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, some 6 million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure. Today it is a solomn day, a day where we remember soldiers from around the world, who have given their lives in various conflicts around the world. The poppy symbolizes peace and rememberance, as it freely grew in the terrible fields of flanders, as remember by one of the greatest ever war poems In Flanders Fields By: Lieutenant Colonel John McCrae, MD (1872-1918) Canadian Army IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the
10/11/07
COMBER REC 8-0 LARNE COLTS The colts travelled all the way to comber to put there worst display of the season in .After playing the first half against a gale force wind and only going in 2-0 down The thoughts were the 2nd half would belong to the colts but a 3rd comber goal just after half time killed the game stone dead and the colts just couldnt get going at all.
Typical Slave
I'm just a typical 1950's housewife. Cooking and cleaning, pleasing her man. Go figure In younger years I wanted to be different run this world, prove myself society shot me down Push me down, walk over me I'll give you what you want in the kitchen and the bedroom I'll be your slut I'm not worth your love just as another insecure little bitch
Comments
TO MY PEEPS, THIS MORNING I CAME ACROSS A FEW PAGES WERE I CAN'T LEAVE A COMMENT :(, I TRULY UNDERSTAND THIS AND THAT IS WHAT YOUR SETTINGS ARE FOR BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE DOING THIS. MUCH LOVE!! WHITE DOVE XXXXXX
My Free Pass....
Master gave me a free pass last nite. I asked of course because I was asked if I wanted some company. So I had some company last nite and I didnt get much sleep...LOL I was too busy fucking. His name is Nate and I have known him for a few months now and we can only get together like once a month if that. And I keep forgetting that when we fuck it is a workout! OMG! I had 3 rounds last nite. First round I was riding him and I forget he likes to take the reigns so to speak. So even tho I was riding him he was fucking me and wouldnt let me move...LOL. He grabs you and wont let go like a leach. Then he carries me to where my back is on the floor and gets me that way. Which yea he came pretty fast and I did too...LOL so that was round 1. Round 2 consisted of me on my side and him lifting my leg up pounding me that way. Then I get on top of him backwards riding him...well he is the one doing the work lol...then I am on all fours getting it that way then back on my side. Round 2 over
Every Minute
Never had a girl that ever made me feel like I feel im not tryin to run game on you im just keepin it real even when your not around im still thinkin of you and when I close my eyes at night im always dreamin of you when I was younger I swore I would be a playa fo life but since we met ill I wanted to do was make you my wife all my friends say im crazy and I should leave you alone but still I call you cuz I luv to hear your voice on the phone and when I see you I look into your beautiful eyes we both smile and it really makes my temperature rise I know your mama wouldnt like me she would say you could do better but I hope you wouldnt listen cuz were meant to be together forever I keep you warm in the winter safe in the dark those other girls had my body but I give you my heart cuz youre my baby girl suga suga suga doowop your so hot and Mr. Capone loves you a lot
Hm.....not Entierly True Though
Just A Little
love me a little i won't ask for much a bit of your attentions a remnant of your touch love me a little come, be my savior not an Adonis more something to savor love me a little my desire ignites feed me a little remain in my sights love me a little lap salt from my skin i'll return the favor both sides will win love me a little let me taste of your beast give it to me freely you love me to tease love me a little, one who'll cherish your seed my tongue longs to taste you a ravaging need love me a little she'll never know to whom you kept running our little show love me a little i promise not to tell you know i please you our erotic hell....
Fung Shui Fuck Shit
Fung Shui is so stupid. I don't understand how people can truly believe that moving a plant from one side of the room to the other will improve their life in any way. If that makes sense to you, it's time to get help. Take my word for it. Your wife didn't leave you because your bed was facing the wrong cardinal direction. She left you because you're a jackass. Did you get fired? You might think it was because your phone was black instead of white. Actually, your boss fired you because you're a neurotic piece of shit who complains all day long instead of doing any work. Stop blaming all your problems on inanimate objects and start taking reponsibility for yourself. Let's see... what else do I hate... Capoera is fuckin' retarded, but nobody knows what it is. Fax machines are pretty stupid. I've never owned or used one in my life. Come to think of it, I don't even know what a fax machine does. Everything about neopolitan ice cream makes me furious. Vanilla is boring.
Today On World Rock Radio
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Little Piece Of My Heart
Oh look, a little piece of my heart is still beating, all nice and pink and fleshy. It doesn't even realize that the rest it has been sliced and diced, trampled, smashed, burned, beated, skewered, chewed up and spit out. Hold on, let me take care of that.....SPLATT!!! Ahh there, much better. So now I need to put something there, where my heart once was, so my chest doesn't cave in, how about a nice stainless steel one, no wait. Cold, hard, polished granite, that's perfect. And I guess while I'm at it, since my heart was so attached to my soul, I better get that replaced too, hmmmm let's see, got it. Black, twisted wrought iron soul. Hey now I feel just like everybody else!! COOL. Now I know if I ever have any feelings again, its just gas!
Ripper Realizing Mistake Asking Community Forgiveness
hey fubar community. over the last month i have ripped pictures from a few of the ladies.excuse me approx. 12 ladies. while asking permission and receiving permission from some i did not ask all for permission. to the few i didn't ask, I AM SORRY. and as well, apoligize to the community. when only a few will get upset, it still breaks the trust people have in everyone out right and subconsiously.how can we call each other friends if there is no trust. any uncomfortability felt is on me and nobody but me. no longer without permission will it happen!!! ricky
Nobody Is Impressed
Too many people think they're good drivers because they drive like lunatics and usually get away with it. They take corners too fast, tailgate for no reason, accelerate all over the place, and do every other "daring" stunt that drivers can make. When I say, "Dude, slow the hell down." They condescendingly reply, "Haha, are you scared, man? Haha. Naw man, don't be scared, I'm a good driver." No. Shut up. You're not a "good driver." You have no idea what you're doing. A good driver doesn't make me grab the Oh Shit! bar every twenty seconds. Just chill the hell out. We're not in a rush. Slow down and realize that old ladies crossing roads have relatives that care about them. God dammit. There are two types of good drivers - people who understand that they are not exempt from traffic laws, and people that actually know what they're doing behind a wheel, which nobody does. They think they do, but they don't. It's gotten to the point where everyone who can floor the gas and stay between t
New Poem
Still a work in progress... You say I have strength enough to do this; Sometimes I believe you. Falling asleep is so hard without you; It's then I don't believe you. As morning sun pours through my window I'm one day closer yet, But the moon comes out and sombers me; Why aren't you home yet? How self-absorbed to focus only on me; You're out there all alone. I be quite lonely without you here But you're the one not home. I will be right here waiting, my love, Ready to hold you again. When at last in my arms you rest- I will believe you then.
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These Ppl Are Crazy(read More
These ppl are crazy for saying these things about ppl check this site out it was in Mama Jenns blog n i check out the link n its crazy how ppl think .... http://godhatesgoths.com/index.html Tess
Leaving Fubar
Hey guys sorry but I am leaving fubar. If you want to keep intouch give me a shout cajun_big_ez@yahoo.com and dont forget to check out my sexy pics at http://www.southern-charms.com/bbwcajun/main.htm http://www.candiswildgirlz.com/cajun Love Cajun
Best Friends
I was late again. I am going to be late to my own funeral - I am planning it that way. Always late to work, fortunately I could usually sneak by the bosss office. My boyfriend had learned to tell me to be somewhere a half hour earlier than was required. I loved him for it. But this time, I was on my way to my best friends house. We had known each other for about 6 years, met at our kids elementary school. Would always stand outside and bullshit while waiting for them to come out. Our kids got along well too, so we would hang out at the park around the corner afterwards some days. Things just progressed from there. We had a lot in common, had grown up with no fathers, & our kids fathers had taken off also. What a coincidence. I arrived on her porch, out of breath and holding her bottle of wine and my 6-pack of Mikes Hard Lemonade. The kids were with their grandmothers. We couldnt really afford to go out much, so this was our time off. Hey, whats happenin? She took th
Blogging Is Fun!!
lol...what can i say?? I'm a dork!! I just love getting my thughts out of my head sometimes. This is a good way to do just that, and maybe get some feedback on what I'm thinking, other than my own. So i'll prolly be leaving random thoughts here every now and then, hope ya'll read them and tell me what you think. Toast
And Than It Was Winter
And it's winter before we know it.... You know, time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate. And yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. I know that I lived them all... And I have glimpses of how it was back then and of all my hopes and dreams... But, here it is..the winter of my life and it catches me by surprise... How did I get here so fast? Where did the years go and where did my babies go? And where did my youth go? I remember well.. seeing older people through the years and thinking that those older people were years away from me and that winter was so far off that I could not fathom it or imagine fully what it would be like... But, here it is...my friends are retired and really getting gray...they move slower and I see an older person now. Lot's are in better shape than me...
Advice
So what do you think? Heres the situation: Girl meets boy. They date for 4 years and then marry. Stay married for 14 years. Before marriage both worked hard toward the same goals. During this marriage there have been ups and downs, like most marriages have. Girl works hard. Boy barely ever works. Girl worked full time job and a part time job while going to college to get better job and have a better future for their family. Boy still barely works and complains about not enough money. Girl gets better job. Boy decides its okay to stay out at night or leave for hours during the night while girl goes to bed early so she can get up in the morning to work and support her family. Girl thinks boy is having an affair (gone without reason, money missing in bank account, etc.). Girl tries to be better wife so boy will want to stay home and be with her. During this time (the last two years) girl has told boy she is lonely and unhappy. Girl was very honest and blunt about her feelings
Her First Contest...
this one is for twoshy...she just entered her first contest and needs some fu-love shown to her..heres the picture link...contest runs for two weeks...thanks
What's Up With California?
What is going on in California? Fires, now the threat of mud slides, earthquakes in the northern area, and now this? Thoughts and prayers to all that are affected: Emergency declared in Bay Area oil spill Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency Friday for the San Francisco Bay Area as an oil spill continued to coat some of the state's most storied coastline and imperil marine wildlife. The declaration commits state money and resources for what he vowed would be an exhaustive battle to clean up the 58,000-gallon spill from the container vessel Cosco Busan. The 810-foot ship smacked the base of a San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge tower in dense fog Wednesday morning, breaching the vessel's hull and pouring bunker fuel into the bay. U.S. Coast Guard officials said Friday that a full investigation of the accident was underway and apologized for delays in warning Bay Area officials and the public about the escalating scale of the spill. The Coast Guard ini
The Right Thing
im just worried about doing it wrong... seth called me said he got arrested for check fraud.... then comes over with KYLE after i told him YOU come over then doesnt want to tell me what happened then demands beer.... then after a breif not loud argument leaves comes back and says oh yeah when i got arrested i had ur bowl on me thats 100 dollar ticket u owe me.... Fucker! i kicked him out well then i called his mom... thats the bad part i know ... im wondering about the rest .... i loved him so much for so long and i dont want that to be the last time but i know it has to end badly other wise it would never end and i finally got balls and stood up to seth i finally put my foot down as i told him i would... i just wish i never had to.
Why?!?
I want to know, why am I so nice? I mean, the ex left me for his gf and they are living in our house. I call up the ex and she answers the phone and I can't be mean? I have to go over there today to get the last of my stuff and I tell her that i did not know if they wanted to be there when I picked up my stuff or not. I guess I might just be biding my time for now. Everyone keeps getting mad at me for making it easy for him since he was such an ass to me, but I don't know how to be mean and just can't, even when mean things are done to me.
Yet Another Invite
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Saturday 11-10
Happy Weekend everyone It is raining lightly here today and it is supposed to rain all weekend long. So of course I will be outdoors all day helping with a community food drive here that my organizaition is involved in this weekend. I could look like a drowned rat by the end of the day... LOL Tomorrow morning my plan is to SLEEP IN. I am so exhausted. And ... I do need to catch up on my writing. I have become a bit horny over the past week and that stimulates the writing urge so I may write something over the weekend (unless I do rape my husband tonight). Go Seahawks on Monday Night Football against the San Francisco 49ers at Qwest Field in Seattle. I will be glued to my TV on Monday night for sure.
Fake Friends Vs. Real Friends
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life FAKE FRIENDS: will talk bad to the person who talks bad about yo
Chaztityny79 Sux!
ChaztityNY79 is a cunt she rated me a three now she must suffer LOL
11/10/07
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My Life
Hey there all you people who take the time to read my blog, I LOVE YA! OK my blog is called cuz thats wahat I am Im told. I run hot or cold, never warm.I guess thats true. Im not real trusting of men I guess, thats why i usally quit first in a relationship. I can handle being left. To quote Marilyn Monroe" A wise girl kisses but doesnt love, she listens but doesnt believe ans she leaves before she is left." I guess thats the way it is for me. Ive got no problem finding men who want to be with me, I have a problem finding a man I want to be with. A few months ago I was dating this guy Mitch, Im recently out of a marriage, I KNEW he was gonna ask me out, Ive had a crush on him for YEARS and I found out he liked me a long time as well. He was gorgeous, funny, nice, smart, had a good job, loved his kids, was SINGLE (step up for me) and he thought I was hot, and funny and sweet. Within 3 weeks I fell for this guy. I dont fall for anyone that fast. However I got mad cuz he dont have a job
The Cowgirl In Pink Needs Yalls Support
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In Light Of My Birthday Tomorrow....
This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And for those who are turning 30, and for those who are scared of moving into their 30's... AND for guys who are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was a monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60 Minutes Andy Rooney said: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing. Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
Loving Hearts Miles Apart
There are many miles between us, But our hearts see not the distance. Drawing our love even closer, On this my heart it is insistent. When we talk my heart sings, You'll never know the happiness it brings. Just to hear a word from you, Keeps my heart from being blue. I love you truly, yes I do. I forever want to be with you. For now I'll settle for the phone, But know it's in your dreams that I belong Longing for the day we greet, Two loving hearts will then meet. Never more to be apart, This is what is in my heart.
My Heart Believes In You
My Heart Believes In You by Stewart Bradshaw I kept my head up high, and then you came my way. I have been hurt so many times. My heart filled with so much pain. but now that pain has gone away. For I have found a place I want to be. This place I see is with thee. For in your arms I have felt and seen, a wonderful feeling that I cannot believe. A safe haven in your arms just for me. Now I give my heart to thee. For my heart believes in you.
Yay She"s Dead!!!!
not really.. It took 2 years and some odd months, the ending of our friendship the almost destruction of his family and him completely withdrawing from everyoe and everything he knew... untill he finally got tired of the gameplaying.... I knew they had broken up...again. i assumed she dumped him.... Welp.... Um YAY.. hopefully it is perminant this time.. I hate that fucking bitch and i hope to see her on the street
Alla?
LOL-- What the fuck is it with this Islam bullshit that they have to "hide" their faces??? I see alot of these people in the city of Philadelphia and they look like idiots to me. If you want to dress like a terrorist go live with them in the Middle East! You know, if I managed a bank I damn sure wouldnt let anybody in who has their face covered!! Once again, aint no alla. Only GOD. If you have to hide your face--you must have something to hide!!
Vo2, Cuban Seorita
::: V02a Several V02a reports arrived via UDXF and Spooks. Thanks for submitting them, gentlemen! The first one is from Mark who writes "6855 - 2135 - 2145, 9/20/07. I tripped across this frequency by an accidental tuning "error" while sitting down at the dials. When I first tuned in, and was finding a writing implement and log book, I noticed there was a 10 group of 5# sets which had a repeating number in each set - I believe it started 55550 and the set ended 14444. Each set had 2 or 3 repeated numbers - the only one I remember is the initial group, 88820 somewhere in the middle, and I copied down the last set. Senorita returned to her usual random numbers in the following sets with no more unusual sets or groups. Off with "finale, finale, finale" at 2145. The carrier dropped within a few seconds. Unfortunately my computer was booting, so I couldn't record that group, and I made the unwarranted assumption that there would be normal traffic, so I had neithe
Virginia's Finest
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Newest Godfather
EVERY1 DID A GREAT JOB IN LEVELING JOKER TO GODFATHER TO THE NEWEST GODFATHER--WOOOOHOOO Jokes Wild - ۞ The Blogz You Love To Hate ۞ - ViPeR Pit FoUnDeR - Married to DJ Lacey@ fubar
For Kitten....
Sunlight rips us apart and darkness binds us yet again. My languished soul re-awakened, this creature calls me out. Moonbeams light you from behind Silk hides none of your charms. Kitten's robe drops to the floor My heart is moved to disarm. This sexy Angel, sharp teeth and all spites me with her glare. But I know that for evermore you're mine, and I will not share. Given over, you blend into me fear gives way to lust. Always and ever, the driftwinds together bring promises of a new dark upon us. No one shall own you, nor covet you, you're mine. no one shall feel your touch. I want you, I need you, they shall not be for their blood becomes my wine.
Charly Tango Romeo Whiskey
NUMBERS & ODDITIES a.k.a. the Spooks Newsletter * CONTRIBUTORS * AB Ary Boender, Netherlands ALF Alf, Germany AVX AlphaVax, Germany BCI Bruno Casula, Italy FAN Al Fansome, PA, USA FMB FMB, Germany FN Fritz Nusser, Switzerland HFD Hans-Friedrich Dumrese, Germany IARUMS IARU Monitoring Service IE Iron Eagle, Europe Jon-FL Jon, FL, USA JR Jerry Rhys, West Africa JS3 Jochen Schaefer, Germany (via Enigma 2000) KK2 Kristian K, Central Europe LDO Leif Dehio, Germany MPJ Jim, W. Europe MrDXer via Rommele, Sweden MUK Mikesndbs, UK N2UHC N2UHC, USA PJ PJ, England PUK Peter, UK (via Enigma 2000) QT Quirino Tirelli, Italy RCh Robert Church, NY, USA Red RedOctober, PA, USA RiN Richard Ness, UK S&D Search and Demolish, UK Sferix Sferi
Do You Remember?...
CHECK THIS OUT... "Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favourite fast food when you were growing up?" "We didn't have fast food when I was growing up," I informed him. "All the food was slow." "C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?" "It was a place called 'at home,'" I explained. "Grandma cooked every day and when Grandpa got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it." By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table. But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it: Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a golf course, travelled out of the country or had a credit card.
11/10/2007
People aren't fully forthcoming today, so don't trust every last word you hear. They aren't necessarily lying, but context may be much more important than usual. Try to play it cool and keep moving. you guys don't be sneaky ;) lol
Life...lol
everyone has there life.. work, home, and social... I am a very busy person. many people have said to me, why r u ignoring me..lol let me tell you all now... i dont mean to ignore anyone.. i have a LIFE.. and it doesnt mean fubar..lmao i have kids, work and school... sometimes i am here and a book is in my face, trying to get homework done at the same time..or i have kids in the shower trying to get in bed, or i am cooking dinner, or what ever.... maybe i am not a good multi-tasker..lol but please know that i dont ignore you, i just have tons going on in my REAL life.... my kids and home life come first..... muwahhh's to all who read..... lmao
The Virgins
This virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * The pharmacist tells the boy to be wise and make good choices, then the boy left and headed off for his girlfriends house. * * * *
Birthday Request.....
luv to see thong picks .......sent to my email
Honest Or Not...
to me honesty is the best policy..I try to be as honest as I can be whether it hurts me or not. I dont have anything to hide and I can rest my head at night and be proud of the person I am. sometimes I find people lie for silly reason, because they got a speeding ticket and cant tell the wife..lol or because they had a few to many to drinks and didnt get home in time, or what ever the lie is. my ex used all of these and then some. he is the king of all liers... I hate liers... tell me the truth even if it hurts me, I am a big girl and can take the hurt over being lied to. the hurt is still there but when u lie and I find out about it, now its like u have stabbed me with a knife.... I HATE LIERS!!!! BE TRUE TO THE PEOPLE AROUND YOU AND MOST OF ALL BE TRUE TO YOURSELF....
Only Lounge On Fu With Its Own Licker What Ya Waitin On Ladies
Yes it's true we have our own licker he's waiting on you ladies to come on in. Meet new people and have a great time! Just click on the pic below and join us we will be waiting for you. (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-09 13:05:20') (repost of original by ' Tecelote - Sexi DJ's Owner - Manager, Iron Horse Saloon ' on '2007-11-09 13:10:19') (repost of original by 'harleygal ~ Promoter for Iron Horse Saloon' on '2007-11-09 13:57:30')
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Concert!!!!
what a rocking night!!!! deep field, saliva, and puddle of mudd!!! can't go wrong there!! just awesome they all rock!!!!!
Biographer: Norman Mailer Dead At Age 84
NEW YORK - Norman Mailer, the macho prince of American letters who for decades reigned as the country's literary conscience and provocateur with such books as "The Naked and the Dead" and "The Executioner's Song" died Saturday, his literary executor said. He was 84. Mailer died of acute renal failure at Mount Sinai Hospital, said J. Michael Lennon, who is also the author's biographer. From his classic debut novel to such masterworks of literary journalism as "The Armies of the Night," the two-time Pulitzer Prize winner always got credit for insight, passion and originality. Some of his works were highly praised, some panned, but none was pronounced the Great American Novel that seemed to be his life quest from the time he soared to the top as a brash 25-year-old "enfant terrible." Mailer built and nurtured an image over the years as pugnacious, streetwise and high-living. He drank, fought, smoked pot, married six times and stabbed his second wife, almost fatally, during a d
Looking For Someone Special To Share Our Nights With......
Hello everyone....I am posting this blog to look for that "someone or someones" that may be interested in spending a night, or two, with STORM and myself. What we are looking for is a bi-female that either lives close by, or isn't afraid of a little drive, to caome join us for a few nights of awesome fun and sex. This person must be disease free and someone that both me and "STORM" can agree on to join us. We love clubbin, watching movies, and SEX. When we go clubbin we goto clubs in the St. Robert's and Waynesville are. We really enjoy being with one another as much as we do being with someone. We both love to eat pussy. My biggest thrill is having another bi-female eat my wife's pussy while I eat theirs. We enjoy having sex with another female there with us. She really loves watching another female suck my cock alomost as much as I do watching someone eat her pussy. So....if you are interested in this and you may want to join us....hit us up, rate us, fan us, friend us and we w
Happy Birthday
HAPPY 232 BIRTHDAY MARINES, AND ON SUNDAY DON'T LET US FORGET OUR VETS, PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE. Free Comments & Graphics Codes Free Comments & Graphics Codes
Is Anyone Goin To San Anton *karoke*
I'm Soooo Done!!!!
You know my girl just posted a blog soooo similiar...I read & rated it all the while telling her how I met a good guy FINALLY....yea well ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!! I joke when I get down about guys & say I'm gonna be just like them - blow up someone's head, lay it on thick, MAYBE even get in their pants & then say FUCK IT BUT in true GUY STYLE I won't actually let them know that I'll just VANISH.....you know Im just curious as to why as ADULTS men can't be honest?? BEFORE any guy bites my head off it's GIRLS 2. Bitches need to be honest 2... Here's my thing BE F-IN HONEST FROM THE GETGO! R u lookin for a relationship, fine...r u lookin for straight booty call, fine... OK I'm not gonna rant & rave anymore heehee ~*U have 2 kiss A LOT of FROGS b4 u find ur PRINCE*~ MAYBE SOMEDAY I will find HIM (OR HER, heehee) *kisses & licks*
Girl's Night Out
My niece, Christina is turning 5 on Sunday. Last night, my sister threw a birthday party for her at Jeepers. All her little friends dressed up in their glitter tops and hip hugging designer jeans. They were dressed better than I was. And some of you know, how much I hate glitter....Glitter is NEVER conducive to crawling through mazes of tubes. Trust me, they all smell like dirty socks. But, hey a party is a party. If you don't know Jeepers, it's a little more upscale then Chuck E. Cheese. There is no big rat in a smelly costume. It should be renamed, "Bring Your Kids Here and You'll Go Crazyland". It was like Sesame Street on Adderal... complete with bells, sounds, whistles and whiny kids. Its a place where you can go on small rides (a roller coaster going 4 miles an hour in a small circle for 10 minutes), bop the moles and skeetball. The kids loved it until they missed heir turn. It has a climbing moving wall AND it has the "what ever you can think of" video games. Alo
Lyrics To My Fav Song By Motley Crue
Artist: Motley Crue Album: Girls, Girls, Girls Title: You're All I Need The blade of my knife Faced away from your heart Those last few nights It turned and sliced you apart This love that I tell Now feels lonely as hell From this padded prison cell So many times I said You'd only be mine I gave my blood and my tears And loved you cyanide When you took my lips I took your breath Sometimes love's better off dead You're all I need, make you only mine I love you so I set you free I had to take your life You're all I need, you're all I need And I loved you but you didn't love me Laid out cold Now we're both alone But killing you helped me keep you home I guess it was bad Cause love can be sad But we finally make the news Tied up smiling I thought you were happy Never opened your eyes I thought you were napping I got so much to learn About love in this world But we finally made the news You're all I need, make you only mine I loved
He Stoped Loving Her Today *karoke*
My Life
i am here for friends.i am a mom to a beutiful one year old girl who keeps me on my feet and busy i enjoy talking to people and making them laugh i hope you all can make my life continue to be happy and filled with joy well i dont know what else to say except thank you and hope to talk to you when i can.
Thank You Lord For All :
Dear Lord Today is another blessing I have recieved and friends many . I owe a dept of thanks and gratitude I can never pay . But ill follow you till the end >. my life is full and at times down, but You seem to always be found . your here for me and everyone else to, you know our hearts and souls thru and thru : you want for us not to have pain and to be full of joy, even when it rains > your teardrops can fill a sea , cause the rain that falls down is you showing your pain . You want us to see, that you love us endesly. but we are human and defy sometimes, the greatness and goodness in our troubled lives , Our hearts lead us astray . Yet you let us know in a loving way < that your for ever forgiving the evil we made. My Lord I give you thanks for findind me in such a dismay and bring me back to your fold one day at a time till know I do know thy love is thy grace and given , its worth more to me that all. amen!!! hugs all diana
Next In Line *karoke*
When In New York City
This is my first blog and I thought I'd break from tradition here and write about something other some contest or any of the usual Fubar stuff. As a native New Yorker, we sometimes take attractions within this City for granted. And we tend to hear about them but never participate because it is always there for us to explorer later, except later never comes. A few weeks ago a friend of mine decide to take her daughter and husband to see the Christmas Spectacular at Radio City Music Hall and she decide to include the gang (for those who don't know me, it's my small group of friends that almost always hangout together) in this outing. Well last night Nov 9th, 2007, was the night of our outing and I must say it was spectacular and I recommend it to anyone traveling to NYC during the Christmas season. I recommend getting good seats especially if you have kids, something at the orchestra level but forward of the balcony. I don't want to give anything away that will ruin t
Time Marches On *karoke*
Plant Intelligence Lab
The "plantoid" is a concept robot for exploring Mars. Its roots would explore the soil, while power and telecommunications are provided by the main stem and the solar "leaves." Image: Courtesy International Laboratory of Plant Neurobiology SESTO FIORENTINO, Italy -- Professor Stefano Mancuso knows it isn't easy being green: He runs the world's only laboratory dedicated to plant intelligence. At the International Laboratory of Plant Neurobiology (LINV), about seven miles outside Florence, Italy, Mancuso and his team of nine work to debunk the myth that plants are low-life. Research at the modern building combines physiology, ecology and molecular biology. "If you define intelligence as the capacity to solve problems, plants have a lot to teach us," says Mancuso, dressed in harmonizing shades of his favorite color: green. "Not only are they 'smart' in how they grow, adapt and thrive, they do it without neuroses. Intelligence isn't only about having a brain." Plants have neve
My Next Broken Heart *karoke*
I'm Back From A Blog Hiatus
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There Is Nice In All Ppl; Just Have To Seek And It Will Come Showing Out >> Diana
I shout to lots in here , some rudeness at first ; some start out rude then show a sweetness about themselves. get lot offers to lol but well im centered and well and can deal with all. how sweet most are ; ty hugs all.
Clinton Library Releases Ufo Files
By Josh Gerstien Under fire for its sluggish processing of files from President Clinton's White House, the National Archives released files and photographs yesterday responding to 14 Freedom of Information Act requests from members of the public. The records appear unlikely to contain any political bombshells, though there could be fodder for the tabloids. Many of the requests sought information about the Clinton White House's records on unidentified flying objects or UFOs. The files detail the predilection of one of Mr. Clinton's chiefs of staff, John Podesta, for the extraterrestrial-laden television series, "the X-Files." A listing of the newly-released files is available on the Web at http://www.clintonlibrary.gov/textual-foia.html#0313. In a recent court filing, the Clinton Library's acting director, Emily Robison, said it had 287 pending requests for information from the Clinton Library's archives. The responsive records could total 10.5 million pages, she said. So f
The Lessor Of Two Evils
THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS By WILLY SENKIWSKY 10/22/96 10:00 PM. A-Harp, Key of E. Rocking, Eight-bar Shuffle. Baby, since you been gone I haven't tried to find somebody else The Blues is my faithful companion, so at least I'm not by myself! If in the beginning, you had let me choose I'd take the lesser of two evils, I'd take the Blues! Since I'm only human, I admit that I miss you sometimes There's not a day goes by that you don't cross my mind! Then I get to thinking of all the hell you put me through So give me the lesser of two evil, give me the Blues! When you told me, you were leaving; it almost came as good news. That is, after I got over my crazy rotten mood! It may sound funny, but it's the stone-cold truth I was left with the lesser of two evils, you left me the Blues! When you told me you were leaving, it almost came as good news I was just thinking of all the hell you put me through! I know what to tell em, when someone asks about you I
Here
I am still Missing you Wanting you Needing you Wanting your kisses Wanting your arms around me Wishing I could just turn around and you're here I miss you I love you I am here Waiting for you Come home soon
She's Worth It!
Come on Family, this one is a real sweetheart, I know she has been to most all of our pages and helped us when in need, lets return the love and make her GodMother. Let's see what a whole lot of Club F.A.R. Love Can Accomplish!!!!! ~Ht~Cherry~Licius~**~Club~F.A.R.~~@ fubar
Whats Up
is ths place made for women. bring guys in to look at them. i have been on for 6 months and its hard to get any where. i add as much as possible but nuttin. any hints on how i can improve.. do some nudes? what?
Nov 10th Is The U.s. Marine Corps Birthday!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: US NAVY WWII MEMORIAL SITE Date: Nov 9, 2007 7:44 PM RE: NOV 10th is the U.S. Marine Corps Birthday!!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: VetFriends.com veterans & military friendsDate: Nov 9, 2007 10:53 AMHappy Birthday to the U.S. Marines!from VetFriends.comOnce a Marine, Always a Marine!During the American Revolutionary War, the Continental Marines were formed at the Tun Tavern in Philadelphia, Pa. on Nov. 10, 1775 by a resolution of the Continental Congress, marking Nov. 10 as the official birthday of the Marine Corps. The USMC has served in every American armed conflict going back to the Revolutionary War, and has attained prominence with its theories and practice of amphibious warfare. During the First Barbary War (1801-1805), the Marines' most notable action of this early period occurred when William Eaton and First Lieutenant Presley O'Bannon led eight Marines and 300 mercenaries in an
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Today's Love Quote "Nobody's perfect until you fall in love with them."
200 Friends ~seriously!~disappeared Over Night
sweet so i woke up at 730 to find that literally 200 friends ,exactly..disappeared off my friends list! di di miss the mass bulletin saying delete jiminycricket or wat? guess u showed me
You Are My Sunshine
YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE You are My Sunshine, My only Sunshine" (Be prepared to get watery eyes!) Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his sister in mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown , Tennessee . In time, the labor pains came. Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a siren howling in the nigh
Needs 20,000 For A Blast
please come help him out
Jokes
An octopus goes into a bar and says "i can play ANY instrument you like" Englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix. Irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than Elton. Scotsman throws him a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "whats wrong- can ye not play it? The octopus says "play it?-Im gonna fuck her brains out once i get her pajamas off!!"
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/10/07
Take note of Eric's last line everybody that thinks they above, or immune, I'll get to ya gimme fuckin' time! The health of a society "Depends On Your Point of View!" This has always been a sick fuckin' society to me, is there another that you can buy "Edible Crotchless Panties," "Penis Enlarging Pills," and "Unscented Cat Food?" But this society has, also, always been home to me! BTW I failed the license test so if you laugh at this and I get a fuckin' ticket... LOL "At least one way of measuring the freedom of any society is the amount of comedy that is permitted, and clearly a healthy society permits more satirical comment than a repressive, so that if comedy is to function in some way as a safety release then it must obviously deal with these taboo areas. This is part of the responsibility we accord our licensed jesters, that nothing be excused the searching light of comedy. If anything can survive the probe of humor it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim im
Family And Friends
I just want to take this oppertunity to say thank you to my friends an family on Fu for the support and love you showed me through a very diff couple of months.. my life has taken off big time with a new job and I have learned to move on..TG! love you all dearly and I will get around to leaving comments and love on your pages.. ok.. luvs ya Jennifer.. xxxx
Just Some Thoughts
Things are going pretty good these days. Hubby and I hae worked out a lot of our problems. The whole relationship is a work in progress and it will always be that way. But at least we are still together. I was worried about that for a while. I think we are stonger now than we were before. We have made it through some pretty rough stuff that would break most couples. A lot of mistakes have been made by both of us. Unintentionally and intentionally. The good thing is that it's all behind us and we have started over fresh. We've been together 6 years and been through so much together. I love him with all my heart and I know he loves ME. All though he has told another woman he loves her I don't think he really did. I think he just used her to hurt me because he was hurting. Just as I think she was using him to get to her husband. We have planned a life together which includes having kids and spending many years together. I screwed up my first marriage I'll be damned if
Eyes Of A Bullshitter
You tell me you love me/ But I see past your bullshit/ You tell me you want me/ But you just want to hit/ You need to just leave me alone/ I'm not gonna pick up my phone/ just leave me alone/ Ass whole I'm not liking your tone/ Don't tell me you love me/ Because I can see deep inside/ Girls come and go/ A new one always by your side/ No, I don't wanna ride/ Your games got no pride/ I hope your condom breaks/ So you leak deep inside/ Of those sluts/ Those bitches/ Those hits/ Those misses/ So you will learn from your mistakes/ Lifes not a piece of cake/ Boy I'm gonna fuck you up/ Not much more I can take/ So just go away/ Before you make me run away/ Just stay away/ And take the pain away/ Just go away/ Bring me another day/ Bitch who would want this pain anyways/ Can't tell you to look into my eyes/ Because you are too good at telling lies/
Bumper Stickers For Women
1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON'T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN'T GOING. 4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS. 5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES,SEEKS FROG. 6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. 7. DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN 8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN. 9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF. 10. I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN - AND I HAVE A GUN. 11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE... WHO CARES? 12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES 13. AND YOUR POINT IS? 14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. 15. OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. 16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. 17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP . 18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. 19. I'M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS
Help Animals Who Cant Tell Ya Where It Hurts
I recently became members of the ASPCA. I am a animal lover and believe thoroughly in animal rights. I donate each month to help those who cant tell us where it hurts. Please watch this video and get involved and donate each month. Help me help animals who suffer from cruelty and neglect. If you want to get involved and help then please click below: Click to Donate
Nov 10
November 10, 2007 Quote of the Day "If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted on the Sistine floor." Neil Simon This is so true, I took the risk of giving my heart to a foreign person and now look where I am! I am in Deutschland with the person I gave my heart to!
In Memory Of My Dad
On Thursday November 8,at 12:35pm I lost my Dad.I would just like to let all my friends know that I will be back as soon as I get my head straight and come to terms with my loss.My Dad was not only my father he was one of my dearest friends.I was with him right up until the end and I think he knew this when he opened his eyes one last time and looked at me as if to say everything was going to be ok.My Dad knew anytime he needed me I was there for him and as he took his last breath i held his hand and I think he knew I was there for him when he needed me the most. I will always love and miss you Dad. RIP Henry J Kemp,Sr. April 4,1921 - November 8,2007
Thought For The Day Saturday 11/10/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "A light appears, and suddenly I am lifted within. Direction evades me, but the light, it gives a momentary peace I long for. For just this moment, one moment with no pain, no turmoil, no dying within I am thankful. To know peace and merely a semblance of serenity in this heart, unknown to me have these things been, it seems a lifetime. I revel in this sliver of time I am given and embrace it fully. To understand its worth to this man, others could not. My face bears witness to those scars which flow freely upon it. Their traces unseen, yet known to me. Reminded within that I am, but a man." 2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions
Have A Great Weekend!
Sorry it's short but have fun!
Yuck.
Okay its like 5 45 am, couldn't sleep at all... So of course I get on this damn site, and come to see tons of comments and friend requests. I swear I seen over 10 different guys use the same comments that they say to everyother female on here. I mean what's the point? If you cant be original why even leave one? And hearing wow sexy all the time doesnt do it for most women, unless they are self concious about what they look like..and in that case..most use other girls photos..so that kind of makes women annoying too i guess. I am so glad that i found a half decent guy that actually took the time to read my info and got to know me... So what I guess im saying is that, say what you honestly think..and don't try to fuck every girl out there..
The Good Things
just woke up this morning to a beautiful site..last night i got off the computer and sat up eating homemade popcorn with my kids..we stayed up watching movies all night and finally all four of us crashed... when i woke up on the couch(not the smartest thing to do, yes im sore now), i looked around me.. my daughter was on the other end of the couch, my youngest son was curled up by my feet, and my middle son wsa on the floor with the cat.. it was so peaceful...reminded me of what i work so hard for, why i struggle the way i do, of the hard times we went through to get here.. i was filled in those quiet moments with so much love...i even got a wee bit teary eyed... so, when things get hard, and i'm ready to give up, this is one of those moments im going to think about..just thought i would share.. and of coure, it didnt last, now i must go and make breakfast because i have three children complaining they want bacon!!! lmao
Me Live
U R Here 4 Me When ??..... Last Night Was... Really A Great Thing For You To Do With Me , Sharing Time Here Online Ty ; Ty Hun ;
The songs sent were lovly and fun and knowing you were here with me as a great friend and more.. You got me thru the night with your loving and care and concern. Thank you cause I was so lonly ; like so many times . Thank you again ; I really had a Great time even thru the tears , cause they wrer tears of joy not sadness. I luv you . hugs all diana Friends are the greatest to have when those bad times come into your life . They make it a little easier to cope , it does make it easier to cope knowing someone loves you , enough to care and reach out to you . awee.. hugs all. Diana
Adults Beware -- New Vaccine Guidelines Released
From Dr. Mercola website....... interesting The Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices, a division of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), has released the 2007-2008 recommended immunization schedules for adults in the US. The schedule includes 11 different types of vaccines for adults, including: Tetanus, diphtheria, and acellular pertussis (Td/Tdap) Human papillomavirus (HPV) Measles, mumps, rubella (MMR) Influenza Herpes zoster (shingles) Key changes in this year's recommendations include: Varicella (chickenpox) vaccination is recommended for all adults that have no apparent immunity to the virus Zoster (shingles) vaccination is advised for all adults 60 years of age and older, regardless of whether they have had a prior shingles episode HPV vaccine is recommended for women over the age of 26, who have not already completed the three-dose series It is recommended that flu vaccination be admin
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Am I Losing My Touch??
->Mr.Potatoe...: First off,I was quite civil and second if you wanna argue about it do it in your mumm.I had totally forgotten about you until you shouted me.If I hurt your feelings some how,maybe you should check your age not mine.Cheers ~lisasweet...: ok fine opinions is ok, but u dont know how to talk civil man? ->Mr.Potatoe...: I havent left anything Ignorant yet.So if you dont want peoples opinions dont ask for them.And keep it in the mumms. ->Mr.Potatoe...: lmfao ~lisasweet...: whats up with ur lil ignorant comments ? i didnt come to u wrong , ur how old man?

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