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This Bed Aint Big Enough......
Well, actually it is, with a few little problems. Last night was the first really cold night of the season, went down to 38. Not bad enough to turn the heat on, but bad enough to desire a nice warm blanket. Anyway, I go to bed last night, and per usual, Shadow (my pit/lab cross,) Lucky (my dog of questionable ancestry, sis suspects he is part demon) and Lil Red, (sis's chow/cocker/red heeler cross,) jumped up on the bed, staked out areas and went to sleep. Sometime prior to 3AM they stole all the covers to make their sleeping areas more comfy, completely uncaring that the process left me uncovered. I woke up shivering. I gave the dogs the "You rotten dogs!" look which got the "You got a problem?" look in response. You really have to understand the dogs of this household. Shadow has to sit in a chair for treats, lucky figures everyone's pillows are his, Lil Red believes all the doggie toys are hers, and Buddy, sis's rat terrier, figures that he is the center of the u

George Wins Dando Murder Retrial
George wins Dando murder retrial Barry George has won his appeal against his conviction for the murder of BBC TV presenter Jill Dando in 1999. The Court of Appeal decided the jury's guilty verdict six years ago was unsafe, and has ordered a retrial. George, 47, was sentenced to life for the shooting of Miss Dando, 37, outside her home in Fulham, west London, but he has always denied his involvement. The court said new scientific doubts over gunshot discharge residue evidence meant the conviction had to be quashed. 'Not a victory' George, dressed in a suit and dark blue shirt, appeared in the dock of the London court as the Lord Chief Justice, Lord Phillips, and two other senior judges allowed the appeal and informed him he would face a retrial. There was no application for bail and George is to be remanded in custody. Legal proceedings will begin within the next two months. I am disappointed, particularly for those of us who have suffered the tragedy of

Aaahhh
i am NOT posting bulletins too fast! i posted one and its been a good 5 minutes since my last one and you're still telling me that! Do we have to do EVERYTHING at tortoise speed around here???? Coles a little cranky this morning lol, sorry guys ♥

Trailer For Film
I will probably get some heat for this but I wanted to let everyone know I wrote a Movie and TV Series. I did a Movie Trailer for a contest on MySpace and if you would like to see it I will link it here. I need votes because the winner of this gets a Development contract with Fox. Please check it out and vote Vote here http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=21510761 StorytellerAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Somethings Ive Been Thinking About.
ok this is some of the things ive been thiking about for a very long time. #1. what do women want in a man? #2. why when a nice guy asks you out, you are looking at the hot bad boy that walks by when you are out on a date? #3 why do you freak out when you are confronted about it when you are caught doing it in front of the guy that asked you out? and for the best one of all. #4 why go out with the nice guy when you really want the bad boy to ask you out? this is just a short list of what i want to know about. i mean you guys say you want a nice guy to ask you out and when one does you totally ignore him when a bad boy type walks by. oh yeah thats another question i should add to the list.

The Bottle Of Wine
THE BOTTLE OF WINE Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said: "Good trade."

My First Time *grins*
Hi Y'all, Anyone who reads this entry has just received my "Blog Cherry"! *giggles* That's right, I have been chatting for 10+ years but this is my first Blog. *Smiles* I just wanted to thank everyone here at Fubar for the warm welcome I have received. I also want to thank Wes for inviting me here. You are awesome babe! Feel free to check out my page anytime. I have some very funny adult pics in my Naughty folder and I'll be making updates regularly. Especially with the music. This week it's Lenny Kravitz, "American Woman". Rock on! I look forward to meeting y'all *grins* SE

Made Myself Sick
yea.. yesterday sucked I was pretty much ready to drop outta school and become my friends maid. ne way, i didnt really eat.. till i went to sleep. Then i kept waking up and making cereal outta grahm crackers and milk. And i think i ate snack bags of pringals... and i actually drank tap water anyway for whatever reason. i woke up and my lucky leg was swolen like a mo fo and i have been puking all mornin... yumm

Blonde Jokes
BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then

Enjoy....
Natural Highs Please make sure you forward this back to me . . . You'll see why at the end. Think about them one at a time before going on to the next one. It Does Make You Feel Good, especially the thought at the end of #44. 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. (It Must be mine. Just Mail it back to me.) 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for

How Do I Get A Fu.a.a. Spotlight???
Ok so ya want to know how you can get into the FU.A.A. weekly spotlight well you came to the right place. There are actually several ways to make it into our spotlight, you can be chosen by 1 or more of the staff for your deeds on fubar. you can be nominated by other members for your deeds on fubar or for simply been a good & caring freind. you can also purchase a spot in our weekly spotlight this is done in two ways: 1. you can make a donation to our fubucks size of donation is not important however if a member is found to be making small donations every week they will way more heavely on our choice as staff then one who makes one large donation. 2. You can bid on a spotlight just like on normal fubar spotlight bids can be sent to us in our e-mail on this account, winning bids will be notified and expected to pay. (failure to pay will cause us to revoke the spotlight) 3. Some one who luves you can also buy you a gift spotlight by making donations to FU.A.A and l

Learn From Me
JUST A FEW THOUGHTS! I LEARNED TODAY THAT SOMEONE THAT I CONSIDERED JUST AN EVIL MEAN BITCH, IN FACT WAS SUFFERING FROM A VERY PAINFUL DISEASE. SO I WAS SO INDIFFERENT TO THIS PERSON AND INTERNALLY THOUGHT I WAS SOMEHOW BEING A BETTER PERSON BY JUST IGNORING HER RATHER THAN BEING SUPPORTIVE AND HELPFUL. REMEMBER WHEN A PERSON HERE IS BEING BITCHY OR BEING A DICK THERE MAY A GOOD REASON SLAINTE'

Love In A Different Wat.
Learn to love Learn to love challenge, and you'll fill your life with accomplishment. Learn to love effort, and your skills will grow more valuable with each passing day. Learn to love making a difference, and doors will quickly open for you wherever you go. Learn to love giving freely of yourself, and you'll receive more fulfillment than you ever could imagine. Learn to love being the authentic person you are, and everything you do will be infused with integrity. Learn to love whatever work you're doing, and that work will bring abundant rewards. Learn to love beauty for beauty's sake, and you'll discover a wealth of it in places no one else would even think to look. Learn to love unconditionally, and there will be no limit to what your love can accomplish. Learn to love life just because it is, and each day will be a grand new adventure. Learn to love the moment you're in, and you'll find richness in every direction. Learn to love the possibilities, and you'll make you

I'm This Girl...
I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything.. I'm the girl

Come On Just How Many Ways Can You Fix A Turkey?
Good Morning and one week before the day of the Turkey. You know I was sent one of those quizie quizzes…you know the ones that test your knowledge on this or that’s. Well I have so much knowledge just awaiting to be tapped I just had to take it. Well this was no ordinary quiz…it wasn’t about how much does a hen weight…what’s a Henway? Isn’t that an author that lived in Key West Florida? Yeah Ernest Henway… I mean Hemingway oh well I thought I knew that one at least… No it was not about Chickens and their weight it was about TURKEY’S Yes Turkeys… how much do you know about turkey’s… well not you you, it was sent to me by a very sweet lady who afterward we argued over an answer we both apparently missed… oh the quiz was a 20 question little ditty and afterwards you did not get any prize, I was not deemed better for talking it and I was not going to win a free meal at Applebee’s…you know I always want to put a “Y” in Applebee’s oh well no matter…where was I? Oh, the quiz and what it was a

Where Can I Found A Girl Like This?
i want to know where i can find a girl like this? I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because I'm sleepy, but because I want to be closer to you... I'm the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than in an expensive resturant... I'm the girl who says, "Okay, but you owe me..." jokingly. Not because I actually want something, but because it means I get to spend more time with you and I care... I'm the girl you can take absolutely anywhere and I will have fun because it means I am spending time with you... I'm the girl who is incredibly picky, but when I find someone I like I want to spend the whole night curled up in their arms... I'm the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for me... I'm the girl who once I let you into my heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. And even if we spend time apart, I'm the girl who never forgets you.. I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. I'm the gi

Liberation Of Rome
Liberation Of Rome Rome was quiet on the morning of 4 June 1944. Propaganda leaflets dropped during the early morning hours by order of the commander of the Allied 15th Army Group, General Sir Harold R. L. G. Alexander, urged Romans "to stand shoulder-to-shoulder to protect the city from destruction and to defeat our common enemies." Even though the retreating Germans had declared Rome an open city, citizens were urged to do everything possible to protect public services, transportation facilities, and communications. "Citizens of Rome," the leaflets declared, "this is not the time for demonstrations. Obey these directions and go on with your regular work. Rome is yours! Your job is to save the city, ours is to destroy the enemy." Hours later the first Fifth Army units, elements of the U.S. 3d, 85th, and 88th Infantry Divisions and the 1st Special Service Force, reached the outskirts of the city, encountering only scattered German resistance. The citizens of Rome remained indoors

Sorry Im So Late I Have Been Sleeping
SHOW THEM LOVE PLEASE TODAY ON THEIR PAGE.. THEY HAD A DEATH IN THE FAMILY...~RebelBreed™©~*War Chief* ~Founder~CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of Fubar™©@ fubar ~Rebel Lady™©~Co-Founder ~ CONFEDERATE BOMBERS of FUBAR™©~@ fubarSHOW THEM THAT WE CARE....

'allo!
SO! This is my blog.. I'm a 36 y/o Native gal from here in Oklahoam, I love my kids, my man and my animals, and I'm generally a nice, peaceful preson. I am a NERD to the extreme, and I am particularly fond of music and books! I am an ardent anglophyle, and BBC fan! Love ya heaps everyone!

15 Nov 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Thursday, November 15: It started fun and light, but someone's becoming increasingly possessive of you, and you're feeling resentful. Now's a great time to exert some boundaries. If this person can't honor your wishes, it's time to move on.

15 Nov 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Thursday, November 15: Starting your day with too much coffee doesn't ensure a job well done, -- it does, however ensure that you're incessant nervous chatting will seriously get on the nerves of everyone within earshot.

Piss Off Credit Card Companies.
Here's a little secret that might piss off credit card companies and potentially get them to stop harassing you with upwards of 20 credit card applications per week. Some people have known this for years, and since a fair amount of people will read this I feel that it's my duty and obligation to share this secret with you, because based on the email I've received, I don't always get the sharpest tools in the shed reading my page (as opposed to the regular tools who read this page). For the slow: I'm saying that you're stupid and wouldn't come up with this idea on your own; pay attention. There are two types of junk mail that everyone gets: coupons for stupid bullshit that you don't want, and credit card applications for credit to buy stupid bullshit that you don't need. Here's how to take care of all your junk mail in one fell swoop: use the postage-paid envelope that credit card companies send you with their applications to send them the OTHER junk mail you receive. It's just that

Nightwish - Over The Hills And Far Away
Over The Hills And Far Away They came for him one winter's night. Arrested, he was bound. They said there'd been a robbery, his pistol had been found. They marched him to the station house, he waited for the dawn. And as they led him to the dock, he knew that he'd been wronged. "You stand accused of robbery," he heard the bailiff say. He knew without an alibi, tomorrow's light would mourn his freedom. Over the hills and far away, for ten long years he'll count the days. Over the mountains and the seas, a prisoner's life for him there'll be. He knew that it would cost him dear, but yet he dare not say. Where he had been that fateful night, a secret it must stay. He had to fight back tears of rage. His heart beat like a drum. For with the wife of his best friend, he spent his final night of freedom. Over the hills and far away, he swears he will return one day. Far from the mountains and the seas, back in her arms he swears he'll be. Over the hills

Liberation Of Paris
Liberation Of Paris The Liberation of Paris (also known as Battle for Paris) took place during World War II from 19 August 1944 until the surrender of the occupying German garrison on the 25th. The capital of France had been administered by Nazi Germany since the Second Compiègne armistice in June 1940, when the Vichy puppet regime was established with its capital maintained in the central commune of Vichy. The liberation was an uprising staged by the French Resistance against the German Paris garrison. On 24 and 25 August, the FFI resistants received backup from the Free French Army of Liberation and the uprising evolved to urban warfare with the use of barricades, submachine guns, and tanks firing against Nazi and Milice snipers until the German surrender on 25 August. This battle marked the end of Operation Overlord, the successful liberation of France by the Allies, the restoration of the French Republic and the exile of the Vichy government moving to Sigmaringen in German

Agent Vinnsanity
Agent Vincent or Vinnsanity as we have come to know him as. Was found three miles out side of a Z zone. We had found him drifting covered in blood, but it wasn’t his. He gave up a lot where he was from a family and a life that was just starting out. It came crashing to an end when they showed up. Agent Krash almost took his head clean off before I called a cease-fire. I noticed that he had with him a machete and an axe dripping with blood. Even though he appeared at first glance to be one of those murderous bastards. We found out that a good shower and a days rest was all he needed to join the group. We found out later that he had to do what was needed to avoid becoming food for the undead. I couldn’t blame him w had all seen such horrid thing along our journey. We told him why we were here and what we stood for. After what he had lost he joined and Project Z.E.R.O. was grateful. Log entry 11110702 End transmission

Greeting Cards
I hate holidays just as much as every other red-blooded American. Not because I get time off of work and school, but because of all the bullshit that comes along with it. You have to separate your friends into categories, go shopping for hours and if you're really having a shitty day, you might even have to spend some time with your family. I know. Here are the categories most people separate their friends into: Tier 1: these are your "close" friends, you always have to buy them the real gifts. If you don't, you might as well get new friends because the bitching and sulking won't be worth it. The rule of thumb here is to find something that you really want, then spend 10 times as much on your friends in hopes that someone will buy it for you. You can not under any circumstance buy this for yourself, you'll screw everything up and then you're up to your neck in moping assholes. Tier 2: Co-workers. You see them every day and it's almost like a membership club. You don't rea

Agent Ghost
It comes to no surprise how agent ghost got her name and why she’s perfect for recon. We picked her up not long after the outbreak had begun. We found her or should I say she found us. We were coming up on an old facility of the company that created the virus. We were searching for sign of what they had been doing and I wont lie she came at me out of know where. Damn near put me on my ass. She was ex military trying to find out secrets of what had happened to some of her fellow officers. She found what we had already come to discover which is that their bodies were being used in the name of science. Science my ass they were just trying to make a better soldier, or that’s how we saw it. Recycling is what they called it. I called it playing god. Agent Ghost took no hesitation in joining us. That is after she took the knife away from my throat. So I could tell her what we were doing here. Soon after she became very valuable to us she could move like no other. Get in and out of places fo

Nightwish - End Of All Hope
End Of All Hope It is the end of all hope To lose the child, the faith To end all the innocence To be someone like me This is the birth of all hope To have what I once had This life unforgiven It will end with a birth No will to wake for this morn To see another black rose born Deathbed is slowly covered with snow Angels, they fell first but I'm still here Alone as they are drawing near In heaven my masterpiece will finally be sung Wounded is the deer that leaps highest And my wound it cuts so deep Turn off the light and let me pull the plug Mandylion without a face Deathwish without a prayer End of hope End of love End of time The rest is silence

Protest Against Huntingdon Ls (nov. 10th)
Protest Against Huntingdon LS (Nov. 10th) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Chrissay Date: 14 Nov 2007, 01:53 Thanks SHACDate: Nov 14, 2007 2:45 AMSHAC NATIONAL MARCH AND RALLYAs a result of Huntingdon's ongoing injunction farce (or flushing your money down the toilet as normal people call it), we have been unable to hold a national protest outside of Huntingdon's Laboratory in 4 years.img>Until now... November 10th 2007 was a celebration of our right to protest, and a huge morale boost to the campaign which is going to close down Huntingdon Life Sciences. It was a day to demonstrate our anger, our sorrow and our determination to HLS, to the people of Huntingdon and to the world.img>As 700 people gathered in Huntingdon, Amanda Richards from SPEAK kicked of the speeches, reminding everyone of why we were in Huntingdon. HLS kill 500 animals every single day, and have been exposed time and again punching dogs, cutting open live primates, and generally

Re: Who Will You Vote For In 2008 ? (obama Winning Right Now)
RE: Who Will You Vote For in 2008 ? (Obama Winning Right Now) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Chrissay Date: 14 Nov 2007, 18:39 Thanks Tina's Fighting 4 Ron Paul 2008Date: Nov 14, 2007 7:35 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Revolution Solution Date: Nov 14, 2007 6:31 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Ænima YR ॐDate: Nov 14, 2007 6:23 PMRon Paul 26.3% 6540 Steve Kubby 0.2% 57 George Phillies 0.1% 28 Ralph Nader 2.5% 624 Mitt Romney 2.4% 605 John McCain 3.9% 962 Barack Obama 37.9% 9436 Hilary Clinton 8.4% 2101 Bill Richardson 0.9% 236 Newt Gingrich 1.7% 424 Rudi Giuliani 7.9% 1960 John Edwards 2.7% 665 Joe Biden 0.6% 159 Chris Dodd 2.0% 486 Tommy Tompson 0.3% 70 Tom Tancredo 0.7% 163 George Pataki 0.3% 63 Mike Gravel 0.3% 87 Tom Vilsack 0.3% 75 Duncan Hunter 0.6% 157http://www.yourfreepoll.com/xzwsmxqnsr.html REVIVE THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATESSAVE AMERICAELECT RON PAUL

Ron Paul Ahead Of Thompson, Tied W/ Mccain In Nh And Iowa
Ron Paul Ahead of Thompson, Tied w/ McCain in NH and IOWA Thanks Pharmaceuticals KILL People & Animals! Date: Nov 15, 2007 1:38 AM Ron Paul ahead of Thompson, tied with McCain in NH and Iowa! ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA—Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul is gaining momentum in New Hampshire and Iowa, according to a poll released Tuesday by CBS News and the New York Times. The Texas congressman has garnered an estimated 8 percent in New Hampshire, surpassing former GOP front-runner Fred Thompson, and is now tied with John McCain in Iowa. Video About Ron Paul Revolution Tea Party December 16th Mass Donation Day - 30 Days left to Promote and we already have almost as many people signed up as on November 5th!

D~day
D`DAY: THE NORMANDY BEACH LANDINGS On June 6, 1944, a date known ever since as D-Day, a mighty armada crossed a narrow strip of sea from England to Normandy, France, and cracked the Nazi grip on western Europe. The Battle of Normandy, code named Operation Overlord, was the Allied invasion of Normandy, part of the Normandy Campaign. It began on June 6, 1944 (commonly known as D-Day), and is held to end on June 30, 1944, with Operation Cobra. As of 2007, Operation Overlord remains the largest seaborne invasion in history, involving over 156,000 troops crossing the English Channel from England to Normandy. Operation Neptune was the codename given to the initial naval assault phase of Operation Overlord; its mission, to gain a foothold on the continent. Allied land forces that saw combat in Normandy on D-Day itself came from Canada, the United Kingdom and the United States of America. Substantial Free French and Polish forces also participated in the battle after the assault phase

Gynecolongist Appointment
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at, and passed on. There isn't a woman alive today who won't crack up over this! I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in t

11-15-07
"Your brainpower is especially strong right now and you may pick up on some new facts that had eluded you previously. It's a good time to put your new understanding to work making your life better." YES!! I knew I was smart!! :-) It's a good day to be smart! I have a midterm to take tonight. Wish me luck.

It's Way Too Early
It's way too early. Too early to be sleeping in sweats and blanket hogging. Too early for cold weather and....snow. You read that right. Snow. Last night, I went out to dinner with some friends. On the long drive home, the wind was blowing in crazy directions. I thought I saw something in the headlights, but I erased that nagging little idea ...."Nah, too early." But as I got closer to home, there were little patches of snow swirling around on the interstate. Yes, way too early. Despite the sunny days and the turkeys yet to be cooked for Thanksgiving, the Christmas music is in full effect on 93.5 "The Lite FM". I love Christmas music....but only in December. And definitely not before Thanksgiving. The stores are packed to the rafters with ornaments and tinsel and garland, oh my!! Fake green trees. I don't know about you guys, but I still love the smell of a real tree. Anyway, I went to bed....covered and bundled. About 20 minutes ago....3:45 am, I got a knock o

Nun's Tale
A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a blowjob from a nun." The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic." "Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing. "What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!" "That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."

Ungratfull Wife
The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful, sexy young woman. "You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house and I want a divorce!" The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened." "It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating creep." "While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her into my car. I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten for three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight. When I served them to her, the poor young thing practically inhaled them. Since she was dirty I asked her if she'd like to

Confused But Not Confused That Is The Question
Tonight I had an email that my daughter hated me and this and that and only words I know she doesn't even know it's was her grandma who told her to say these hurtful things to me and then just now at almost 4 am this morning she says to me hey is for horses and she loves me....now I know my daughter is really getting programmed to say things about all with going on. I love my baby girl who means the world to me but my mom her grandma wants one thing, she wants me to divorce my husband and live with her and she thinks I'm going to have everything and money if I do that (HA HA HA) and all I don't work because I can't work I have a disability that prevents me from working. My mom thinks all men a trash and no good expect my daughter's daddy who isn't really a man and every body who knew him says the same thing . yeah I would have fought for her but my mom threatens that I'll never have my daughter with me again ever she keeps saying that my daughter is mess up when she was living with me.

What A Boyfriend
A True Boyfriend... When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stare's at your mouth [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she look's at you with doubt [

Aussie Guy
An Australian guy is traveling around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and, by chance, is served by an Australian barmaid. As she takes his order, a Foster's, she notices his accent. Over the course of the evening they get chatting. At the end of her shift he asks if she wants to come back to his place. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 to sleep with him. As she is travelling around the world, and is short of funds, she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again. Again he orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention, asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. She remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in again, orders Fosters but goes and sits in the corner. The barmaid thinks that if she pays him more attention then, maybe she can shake some more cash out of him. So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Austral

Still Need Help
With all the hype about cheaters and such... It seems like this site has gone to the drama mongers... I am still in 2 contests... could use some help with either 1 of them if ya have a chance :) This 1 is most comments wins runs till nov 30th... LOL i'm so far behind it's not funny this 1 is no time limit giveaway 30 day blast... 95,000 comments

Somewhere In Time
Somewhere in time Not so long ago Somewhere in time It warmed my soul. Over the rainbow It flew away Said "I'll be back" Some other day. I've waited for years And longed for it's touch Somewhere in time I loved it so much. You ask what am I seeking? I really won't say But if it returns I'll make sure it stays.

The Italian Campaign
The Italian Campaign 1) Sicily Campaign, July 9 - August 1943. The 5th US and 8th British Armies landed on Sicily on July 9, 1943. General Patton was selected to lead the secondary attack on the left flank, around General Montgomery. Patton beat the British to Messina. On 25 July, the King Emanuele overthrew Mussolini. The monarchy tried to make an armistice with the Allies. The Germans rescued Mussolini from prison and set him up as a puppet leader over a new Republic. (2) Invasion of Italy, September 3 & 9. On 3rd, Montgomery landed at the toe of Italy after an extensive artillery bombardment. Just before the 5th US Army landed at Salerno, below Naples on the 9th, the Italian government had surrendered and ordered Italians not to resist. Soon, both armies had captured the lower part of Italy, including the Foggia airfield and the valuable port of Naples. By December, the Germans had retreated to the natural fortresses along the Liri Valley just south of Rome. The

Ok.. So My Friends Are Awesome
All Right… here’s the deal. With all the love and support I got from my friends in PM’s and so on… I was “coerced” into staying on fubar. My decision to leave was not solely based on the problems with this website, but with personal issues as well. This site, as I stated in my previous blog, is still no fun in my eyes, but my friends made me decide to stick around to keep better in touch. I have enough drama in my real life, but things are a little better. I am just glad I had too many pics to get all of them off and finish doing everything else as I would have deleted my account. Thank you to all of my friends that cared enough to let me know how they feel, and talk me into staying… you guys are absolutely wonderful. With love…

When
Whenever I think of you, My heart beats faster And I can't breathe. When I feel your breath on my neck, A chill goes through my body And my panties get wet. When I hear your car pull up, My mind starts racing And I jump for joy. When you say my name, My knees get weak And I melt. When you say "I love you", My heart melts And I know we are together as one.

While I'm Sleeping
While I'm Sleeping by BlueWolf © I wake up each morning ready to start the day my first thoughts are of you and how you are away. I pull the covers back over me and drift back off to sleep because there in my dreams, you're there for me to keep I don't have to say goodbye I don't have to be blue I don't have to walk away I can stay right there with you We are happy and holding hands smiling, looking at each other knowing that this feels so right and there will never be another Yes, in my dreams you're always there and you always make me smile so I'll just sleep a little bit longer so you can stay with me for a little while...... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Battle Of Sicily
Battle Of Sicily The landings took place in extremely strong wind, which made the landings difficult but also ensured the element of surprise. Landings were made on the southern and eastern coasts of the island, with the British forces in the east and the Americans towards the west. Four airborne drops were carried out just after midnight on the night of the 9 July-10 July, as part of the invasion, two British, two American. The American paratroopers consisted largely of the 505th Parachute Infantry Regiment of the 82nd Airborne, making their first combat drop. The strong winds caused aircraft to go off course and scattered them widely; the result was around half the U.S. paratroopers failed to reach their rallying points. British glider-landed troops fared little better; only 1 out of 12 gliders landing on target, many crashing at sea. Nevertheless, the scattered airborne troops maximized their opportunities, attacking patrols and creating confusion wherever possible. The sea

My Specail Hero Dad !!!
When I was a baby You would hold me in your arms I felt the love and tenderness Keeping me safe from harm. I would look up into your eyes And all the love I would see How did I get so lucky You were the dad chosen for me. There is something special About a Father's love Seems it was sent to me From heaven through you to me . Our love is everlasting I just wanted you to know That you are my special hero Dad And wanted to tell you so. REST IN PEACE DAD ( I LOVE YOU )

A Hearts Desire
Walking along the shores, on this beautiful beach, the sound of sand, crunching under my feet. Old memories, that are now beyond my reach, cling to me like a lost leach........ The bright rays of the sun, that is fading on my skin, is coming to a close, as the day starts to end....... As the magic begans to form, the approaching evening starts to have a chill ....... Remembering the times, the times we had fun, but then you got scared, and decided to run........ Feeling alone, from deep within, as I can picture my times, my times with him........ A love, I sometimes, can not explain....... Like the flowers, How can they grow without the rain......... Can you imagine, having no air?......... This my love, is how much I care.....

Reflects Who I Am
Why? Why can't people see the real me? I try so hard to be the perfect person I can be. Sure I'm young, quiet and shy. But I'm such an amazing person, which many pass by. Why? Why can't people just take the time? Just tell me your favorite thing to do and I'll tell you mine. The people that do, I hold dear to my heart. They see me as mysterious, sweet, funny and smart. You can't expect me to open up the very first day. It takes time, but trust me, I'll soon have a lot to say. Why? Why can't people wait and get to know the real me? I bet you I'd be a much different person than you first did see. Why?

You
Your hair is a pillow I wish to sleep on. Your eyes dark pools I can get lost in. Your mouth the sweetest candy ever made. Your chest a rock to rest on. Your arms a shelter to protect me. Your heart a place to hold me forever. Your legs the work of Gods. Your feet hold you strong when I am weak. All these things make you who you are and make me love you even more.

Us
A lemon is sour Cake is sweet It feels so good When you rub my feet. Late at night When we're all alone Your body is As cold as stone. In the morning You are so warm You make all the girls Swoon and swarm. During the day When I'm at school I love you so much I feel like a fool

Dream
We walk on the beach in our bare feet. You hld me so close I can hear your heartbeat. We eat under the sunset with the candles lit. Being with you makes me so happy I feel sick. We dance under the stars to a magical tune. You kiss my neck, my knees get weak and I swoon. Walking by the sculptures We sit in the hand. I kiss your cheek and you hold my hand.

Wtf Is The Matter With People
Hey all- for my old friends (Scarllett) you know my style of blogging. For those of you who are new to my mind droppings; sit back, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their original upright position and buckle your safety belt because this is one wild ride. What I am trying to figure out is why people (by people I mean college age "activists" and middle aged left wing radicals) seem to have this burning NEED to express their opinion on what is going on over here in the sandbox, despite the fact 80% of them could not find it on a map, none have ever even MET an Iraqi and they sure as hell haven't had boots int he dirt over here. I look at it this way- if someone is a neurosurgeon- I sure as shit don't sit around and tell him better ways to do their job. If someone is a mechanic I don't tell them a better way to repair my injection system. Bet most of you don't either (that's why you are my friends). But when it comes to waging war, counter-insurgency and counte

A Stroll In The Night
Imagine, if you you will... It's a warm summer's night, and you're strolling down a dark, quiet, lonely street... Suddenly, you hear this loud, maniacal laughter, then silence. Scared, you look all around you, but all you see are the dark houses of the sleeping neighbourhood. You begin to walk down the street, and again, you hear this sudden burst of laughter, followed by eerie silence. This happens two, three, four more times, each time, you stop, becoming a little more frightened. Your heart begins to beat faster, and you can feel the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end, yet, at the same time, you become strangely curious as to where the laughter is coming from... Your curiosity overrules your fear, and you begin walking in the direction the laughter is coming from, talking to yourself as you go... "What am I doing??" "Listen to that laughter, he sounds insane!" "Why are you walking towards this? Run away!" And yet, you continue to sear

Worlds Greatest Job
I want to thank all the dummies in this world. If it wasn't for them I'd be out of a job. There are those folks that just have a momentary laps in thinking, and I feel for them. I only wish people wouldn't have to get hurt, or loose everything for me to do my job. Can't anyone call me for a party, BBQ, birthday or something good !! We'd come for that too !! Be safe and may we never meet on the first type of problems. Mark

Music
2 weeks ago i went to Buzzfest. It rocked!!! Got to see Evans Blue, Evanesenc, Chris Cornell, Fuel, Finger Eleven, Sick Puppies, Smashing Pumpkins. Got to meet Fuel and Sick puppies. I was Great!!! Must say though Chris Cornell stole the show. He rocked the house.

A Wedding
PLEASE JOIN US ON OUR SPECIAL DAY Friday Nov 15 @ 9:30pm Central time Wedding will be held in the fubar wedding chapel, Party in STUDIO 54 after JASON@ fubar ~♥~Sugar & Spice~♥~@ fubar (repost of original by 'ACHIŁŁES™ Married to Tiffany' on '2007-11-14 23:58:58')

Just Something That Needs To Be Said!
Just something that I want to say but dont know how. I feel like the world is starting to fall apart around me. Everything I used to believe seems to be wrong. So here I am to give someone another chance. Chance at love and friendship. Love for eachother and trying to trust...But to trust someone who has already broken it....Tell me something dear if I trust you again will you actually be trust worthy?

To Be Pagan
I am Pagan, I study healing plants and their applications. I also study other walks of religion.I believe in magic, and I believe that their is something or someone guiding us along along a path. And for those who don't know...satanists are not pagans, they believe in the devil and in hell, we don't. Also a lot of people must understand...everyone has a choice in what type of paganism they choose to practice..I chose eclectic because i'm interested in many things and paths, also all paths have healing myths and properties that others don't. My children are not pagan...they're Christian...by thier choice I told them they could choose what they wish to believe...I'd love them any way they wanted to be...it's their life. Nature plays a big part in my life, the cycles, the animals, the weather, the plants...so I'm happiest in natural places. This is just a small part of my beliefs...for those who accept me I thank you....for those that don't...eh bite me.

God Of Gods'
NOW YOU'VE COME TO MY GATE LOATHING AND SEETHING NOW TIMES OF TIME NOW BLOOD FOR BLOOD HAVE YOU NOT HEARD HAVE YOU NOT SEEN I AM HE THE KEY I THE CORNER STONE I AM HE LIFE ETERNAL LIFE IMMORTAL I AM BEYOND TIME I AM BEYOND THE GRAVE I AM THE ONE WHO SLAPS YOU OUT YOUR GODS' HAND I AM HE WHO ECHO'S IN YOUR HEAD THE ONE LIGHT AND DARK AS ONE HERE YOU WILL SEE WHO AND WHAT IS ME PROPHETS AND OMENS COME TO THE TO AND FRO I AM ROME MY NAME ROARS OUT TO THE I AM THE EAST AND THE WEST THE NORTH WINDS CALL MY NAME SEE MY FACE IN THE CLOUDS HEAR MY WORD AND NO END WILL COME TO THE THE LETTER OF THE RULE MY LATTER REIGN ASCENDING BEYOND HEIGHTS LEADING YOU ASTRAY FALLING FASTER THAN A SHOOTING STAR HERE IS YOUR ETERNAL END

Fubar Survey
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...... get horny 2. Shots or beers? shots 3. Do you have drinking buddies? a couple 4. Do you get Angry? not often dont piss me off 5. Do you puke? only a few times i dont like to drink that much 6. After 7 drinks, who are you? depends on what im drinking 7. Your favorite drink is? southern comfort and root beer 8. Tequila does what to you? turns my stomach 9. Who do you drink with? myself ususally 10. Vodka makes you? depends on how much Ive drank of it 11. Do you smoke when you drink? no 12. Do you pass out? once in a while if I do jagger 13. Do you drink girly drinks? FUCK NO 14. Do you drink alone? sometimes 15. Worst drink you have ever had? vodka cranberry juice in Tequilla made me really drunk 16. Do you play drinking games? sure, if the feeling is right 17. Favorite Beer? none beer is nasty 18. What is your favorite shot? jagger bomb 19. What will you NOT drink? beer 20. Ar

Stupid Fucking People
OK< seriously... people... just for the record... this is my life... this is my body... my health, my choices... if you don't like them, FUCK OFF... i don't care.... ok... seriously... respect my choices... i don't come into your fucking lives and tell you what the fuck to do and how to run it, so dont "help me" or what the fuck ever you want to call it... i want your opinion... i'll fucking ask it... OK?? For fuck's sake...

High Enough
I don't wanna hear about it any more It's a shame I've got to live without you any more There's a fire in my heart A pounding in my brain, it's driving me crazy We don't need to talk about it any more Yesterday's just a memory And we close the door I just made one mistake I didn't know what to say when you called me baby * Don't say good night (bye) Say you're gonna stay forever Oh, all the way Can you take me high enough To fly me over over yesterday Can you take me high enough It's never over Yesterday's just a memory. Yesterday's just a memory. I don't wanna live without you any more Can't you see I'm in a misery And you know for sure I would live and die for you And I'd know just what to do when you call me baby * repeat Yesterday's just a memory away I was runnin' for the door The next thing I remember I was runnin' back for more

Another One Im Bored
1. Where did your last kiss take place? WHen my boyfriend got outta his truck in the middle of the road this afternoon and ran up to my car window just to give me one WASNT THAT SWEET 2. Who knows a secret or two about you? hm my boyfriend 3. Four words to explain why you last threw up? my nerves were shot 4. Have you ever burned yourself? nope not purposely anyways 5. What's crazy to you? TMy ex 6. Favorite cuss word: fuck i guess 7. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? Everyone LOL 8. Who is your hero? My daughter 9. Would you ever want to be a supermodel? nope 10. Who is the most experimental person you know? dunno 11. Do you tell white lies? of course who doesnt 12. When is your next party? who knows 13. Who do you want to be with right now? my boyfriend 14 Do you scratch when and where you want to scratch? yeah if it itches dig it 15. How do you handle a break up? depends 16. Your motivation for

It Only Hurts
Can hold my breath only for a little while 'til reality starts sinking in once again i'm settling for second best turn the pages skip to the end to where i swore that i would try since the last time i crossed that line in the back of my mind i know it only hurts when your eyes are open lies get tossed and truth is spoken it only hurts when that door gets open dreams are lost and hearts are broken miles away promise from a burning bed two worlds should never collide one word would end it if you ever heard tear the page out that reminds me when i swore that i'd be strong now the next time has come and gone well maybe i'm wrong i know it only hurts when your eyes are open lies get tossed and truth is spoken it only hurts when that door gets open dreams are lost and hearts are broken i know what your feeling it's hard to believe in someone, someone who's not there i know that your waiting 'cause love is worth saving but only for so long, so long, so long i swore that

I'm Really Pissed This Time
Well, this has become a nightmare of the utmost proportions, earlier tonight I was on Yahoo Messenger and got this IM with a hyperlink on it from Geocities.com with some shit at the end of the hyperlink and apparently it is a virus of some sort even though when I ran the virus scan and Webroot Spy Sweeper that there was no virus and when I went to restart the computer and sign in to Yahoo Messenger under tod_belanger25682002, it WOULDN'T let me sign in, so I'm really pissed off here at this time! :-@ Now I had to go create another Yahoo ID because of this bullshit and I'm not from now on clicking on ANY hyperlinks at all anymore, so if you got a MUMM that you want me to vote on, just tell me and I'll look at it, no more sending me hyperlinks at all because of this bullshit and if you have Yahoo Messenger and want to add the ID up above to it, go for it but I'm 100% pissed because somebody had to send me a hyperlink and it fucked up my Yahoo Messenger ID that I used to have, lost all m

Some More Music I Am Sorry I Am A Music Freak
Lumidee Music Video:SHE'S LIKE THE WIND (by Lumidee)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Three Days Grace Music Video:PAIN (by Three Days Grace)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Garth Brooks Music Video:THE THUNDER ROLLS (by Garth Brooks)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com Trisha Yearwood Music Video:WALKAWAY JOE (by Trisha Yearwood)

Husband Issues
I came here because I just need to write. I would usually write this stuff in my private journal here at home but unfortunately that is in my room somewhere and I don't want to be near my husband at the moment. This has been a long time coming I guess. I get to feeling this way about this man every so often. Some of it is my doing I am sure but it seems to me that he doesn't take responsibility for himself as often as I would like. Last week my computer crashed. I've been having problems with my computer for months and months. My husband has known this, but when it crashed this time I didn't say anything to my husband about it because when I tell him things he doesn't move on them fast enough for my taste. I went out and bought a new computer on Monday of this week. My husband didn't even notice it until today then he got all pissed off at me because I went and bought a new computer without saying a word to him about it. I didn't even tell him it crashed, completely crashed

Fun Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's l

Thank You
hey ya all i just want to say thankyou to all in the fu's krew family who helped level today and a extra special thanks to balie and chelle (love you guys) who personally helped me level 2 times today.....and on that note i'm passing out for the night.....night all

Results
Well... So in other blog entries I have discussed a few misfortunes that have been happening with me. To continue with them, I recently had my birthday on the 3rd of November, woohoo, right? WRONG! I get a call from my doctor wanting to discuss the results of the biopsy that was taken. Normally, if you do not call back to ask what was found, they dont call you. This was different because they called til they reached me. Great I am thinking. Sure enough, the lady tells me that I am not in the woods right now, but I have to come back in for check ups often since the cells they have found are precancerous. More news still to come.... She continues saying that its almost a promise that I will get it, they just dont know how soon and want to see how fast this is growing. How nice I think. So do I tell my family or just let it go and pretend nothing is wrong at all, after all.. there are people in worse shape than I am in and I do not have cancer yet. So just another bad day with many after

What Do I Have To Do To Be Happy???
Seriously if anyone has any suggestions please let me know, cause I am all ears... There is this one female that i ma very interested in, but she doesn't live anywhere near me, and I am not sure how genuine her interest is in me... Please anyone with ideas let me know...

About Me....
Ok, lets get some things straight........ 1.) I am a Goddess, simple as that. A Mother of 2 beautiful girls, (a 4 yr old named Reyna Sage, and a 3 month old named Kendra Victoria). Yes I'm a MILF, but that doesn't mean I'll fuck you. In fact, if you come at me with the intent of getting in my pants you'll get your head ripped off. Come at me like a true man, respectful and catch my interest, it could be the start of a great friendship, and we'll go from there. 2.) Chances are high that you will become Obsessed. Thats life. Heres the deal, don't drool over me in the annoying-borderline stalker status. That will simply get your head ripped off too. Followed with being Immediately ignored, blocked and forgotten. I don't mind if you show mild to moderate affection, but after one hour of talking to me, you start telling me that your in love with me is definitely out. And if your going to sit there and pleasure yourself over me, I DON"T want to know about it, BUT get the facts strai

Semen
ok i found out for myself this is seriously from the FDA's website Semen Nutrition Facts Serving Size 1 Tbsp. (20cc) Servings Per Container about 1 every 6 hours Amount Per Serving Calories 15 .................Calories from Fat 0 Daily Value Total Fat 0g............................................0 Saturated Fat 0g.......................................0 Cholesterol 0mg.....................................0 Sodium 10mg..........................................5 Total Carbohydrate 1g..........................1 Protein .05g Vitamin A 0 .........................VitaminC .5 Vitamin B12 2 .......................Zinc3

Sex Game
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorrow? 22. Would you call me in the morning?

A Simple Wish
By now, I'm positive that everyone knows how much I loath the cold weather. Sure, I love to wear cute winter outfits with fur on them. You know, the ones that make it look like I killed a small animal to keep warm. However, the cold makes me miserable. It tortures my body and makes me ache all over. Anyway, the cold weather means that the holidays are just around the corner. I was sitting in my car tonight and I said to myself "I believe this is the turning point and I don't like it one bit" By that I mean this: Winter is coming quicker than we know it. Soon all the beautiful autumn leaves that are blowing around in the streets will be gone and thick layers or cold white snowflakes will take their place. People will be warm in their houses spending time with their loved ones, family and friends alike. Meals will be devoured quicker than they can be prepared. And for most people, they'll be thinking of wonderful gifts to give and those they'd like to receive. However, this girl

My Lounge
well i got around to makeing a new click link for my new lounge i hope you all like it if you want to join the lounge and have a blast click the dragons and come on in music is live by excalibur radio so drop by if just to say hi Thanks ~ Lost In The Dark ~

Shy
I cant belive it im a shy persone but yet i stick these photos up lol its hard to belive from the photos but i am shy lol, well im trying to get out of being shy, but its hard to but im trying lol, well i guess ill come out of that soon enough right? to all my good friends i hope u r haveing fun on here and i should have more pics up soon and i hope u come rate them Love always samantha

In Da Club
It's nearly midnight when we walk into the club. It has a modest size dance floor and a modest size bar. The place is pretty full and the air is pretty thick and hot. I look at you when we walk in and smile. We both find a place to sit towards the back of the club. A small little table that seats just the two of us. It has a nice view of the dance floor. We sit there for a little bit about thirty minutes before you get up and get us both something to drink. Stiff drinks at that. I watch you while you walk up to the bar and notice the girls looking at you. Looking all hot in some sexy jeans and a tight shirt that shows off how hard you've been working out. Some of the girls are so into you, i can tell because some go to their GFs and point at you while talking. I laugh and smirk because I know your all mine. After you get the drinks and walk back up to our table I see the girls are still watching you...just to keep them at bay and them in check I get up from the table and walk over to y

Feeling Whole
I am starting to finally feel whole again. It has been a long time since i have felt this way. I met a great man who treats me the way that ive always wanted to be treated. He loves me for me, including all my faults. He knows my thoughts and can complete my sentances even before i start them. He accepts my kids as if they were his. And althought we both have been through hell somehow we found something in one another that broght us together. Its hard sometimes to try not to wonder if whats happened in the past is going to happen again, but i can only hope that the love he says he has is stronger than the rest. Cause this heart of mine is tired of building walls just to have them knocked down. Only time will tell.

Just The Same Old Shit..
Gahd. Nothing ever changes. People come in and out of your life for a reason, and the people who don't make it to your future don't make it there for a reason. But shit, sometimes that just sucks ass. There will always be people who hate you for the way you look, the way you dress, and the way you are. It's life. There are people who will always love you, no matter what happens. For some reason, everyday seems to pass a little faster, then one day, you wake up and realize you've wasted so much of your life planning and organizing. I'm sick of worrying about things I can't control. There is a plan for everybody. Everything happens for a reason. So fuck it. I'm just going to take it day by day. Right now, I'm trying to find my Dad so he can see me graduate. Yeah. Wish me luck on that one.. Other than that, and the normal stress I always have to deal with, life is pretty good. From here, it can only get better. It's been almost as bad as it could get... so th

29 Things To Make You Smile Lmao
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being

Im Fuckin Sick Of It...
i needed too vent soo here goes my venting...how the fuck are you going to come in my room at 1 am ad bitch me out becuz you can?!?! how the fuck can you sit there and tell me that i need to get a fuckin job becuz your not going to get me smokes any more bitch i give you more than you can possibly ever give me bac in smokes!! you smoke fuckin 3 packs a day thats about 10 dollars a day you waste on your self for what? i smoke fuckin 1 pack in a 24 hour time period your out before you even wake up you cock and than you tell me that your sick of my fuckin shit what the fuck ever i mean you sit on your ass all day and do what..watch tv wow stressfull you tell me too get a job i dont give a fuck if your "Disabled" you moved an intier house you must be good enough to get a fucki job you low life peice of shit!!! i clean, cook, go shopping run YOUR errands i make you coffee i make coffee in general i drive your wife to work i get jobs and i do things for myself and than when i have a job you

More About Me
1. Who was the last person to call you baby? my boyfriend 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? usually 3. If you got the chance to kiss the last person you kissed, would you? Yes 4. Has someone ever sang a song to you? Yes 5. Do you play Sudoku? yes 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness would you survive? Yup 18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do? take my daughter and get out 19. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? Miranda (my daughter) 20. Who do you text the most?my boyfriend 21. Who last said they loved you & meant it? Miranda 22. What color are your eyes? Brown 23. How tall are you? 5'3 25. Do you like your parents? I dont like them I love them 26. Do you secretly like someone? A secret to the world but he knows 28. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone? my boyfriend 29. Favorite ex?How dumb if they were your favorite they wouldnt

What To Do
I don't know what to do I am just so confused I don't know what to do I don't want to be used I wish you understood I wish I could help you out I want to shield my eyes with a hood I just want to scream and shout I have all this frustration I have all this anger I need to get relaxation I need it before I get put in danger I don't know what to do I just want to see your face I don't know what to do I just want to be in your grace I want to feel your soft touch Your hands are soft and nice You have a special touch At times they can be like ice I don't know what to do I think I need help I just want to be with you I do need help I have problems I do you see I have problems That concern only me I don't know what to do I just want to be with you I don't know what to do Everything I say is true I would do anything You know its true I would do anything I would...just to be with you I want to help But I don't know how I want to help A

'phenomenon' Judge Gives Update On New Projects
'Phenomenon' Judge Gives Update on New Projects For the latest Phenomenon news, subscribe to our RSS feed or email newsletter. Email this Article to a Friend November 12, 2007 Renowned illusionist Criss Angel has a lot on his plate this year, and is expected to embark on even more projects in 2008. While he is preoccupied with shooting season 4 of Criss Angel: Mind Freak, his own reality series that centers on his unusual stunts and street magic acts, and while he tries to expose people who claim that they have supernatural abilities on his latest venture with mentalist Uri Geller on Phenomenon, the 39-year-old magician is also preparing for his upcoming controversial show at the Luxor Hotel in Las Vegas. Expected to launch in September 2008, the new illusion-based Cirque du Soleil production at the Luxor Hotel will reportedly feature Angel in a 10-year run show with a possible 5-year renewal option of his contract. “I start serious rehearsals on April 14th. And, one of

How I Feel Right Now...
Backstreet Boys Videos | Nashville Real Estate | Denver Real Estate (dont mind the song i love it) i feel kinda funny but in a good way, im getting excited about moving and starting to like my friend more, but i want to take it slowly and really not mess it up, she's a really good friend and i hope we can meet someday and just hang out, that would be fun but its all when she and i are ready. shes really sweet and fun to talk to, and we have alot in common but like i said i want to take things slowly so thats how i feel.....zacky says hi and loves 2 everyone

57 Confessions
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? yes 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? short party dress 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Depends on who it was from I may not read it LOL 4. Group dates or single dates? depends on my mood 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? yes 6. Are diamonds a girl’s best friend? Nope 7. Is your hair up or down today? down 8. Do you straighten your hair? nope 9. Favorite mascara? I dunno 10. Do you get your nails done? sometimes 11. Small or large purses? small 12. In your purse, what are your must haves wallet,phone and whatever else i throw in there at the time 13. Jeans or sweats? jeans 14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that’s uncomfortable? Fuck no 15. Do you text message a lot? Everyday 16. What would you do if you got pregnant? Id freak 17. What’s your favorite color? purple 18. Heels or flats? depends on w

Daily Does
why does it have to be so hard? my father's words hurt more then the cuts ever could u all pull me from every direction i am breaking.. i gave my heart so freely i fear theres none left... i feel my words or now fake and meaningless... i cant cry and when i do im told to stop i am so alone... so empty... sick of being wrong sick of being shit i have to let go in order to grow so this means i leave everything or stay and fight.. and shrink away to nothing

A Colection
of my favourite poetry What is this life if full of care We have no time to stand and stare? No time to stand beneath the boughs And stare as long as sheep, or cows. No time to see, when woods we pass, Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass. No time to see, in broad daylight, Streams full of stars, like skies at night. No time to turn at Beauty's glance, And watch her feet, how they can dance. No time to wait till her mouth can Enrich that smile her eyes began. A poor life this, if full of care, We have no time to stand and stare. William Henry Davies 1871 - 1940 W. H. Auden Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone, Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, Silence the pianos and with muffled drum Bring out the coffin, let the mourners come. Let aeroplanes circle moaning overhead Scribbling on the sky the message He Is Dead, Put crepe bows round the white necks of the public doves,

Sex
If We Had Sex....GAME. don't be scared. you never know who really wants to do you! (Reply so only I see it and Repost so others can fill it out). 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you let me pull your hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you from 1 - 10? 16. Would you want me to go fast or slow? 17. Where would you want it? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you mind if i licked you? 20. Would you Fuck me today? 21. Would you Fuck me tomorro

Medical Nightmare
well i quit smoking recently. 4 and 1/2 weeks ago this past saturday. i quit for my own health and for the health of my kids. no more 2nd hand smoke. it was the right thing to do... but here is the kicker.... unknown to me i had a under lying medical problem. since i quit smoking the nicotine is no longer in my system restricting my blood vessels. there is a strong history of anuerysims in my family.. and now i have stabbing pains in the back of my head. tried to ignore them thinking it was just withdrawals from quitting smoking. went to the doctor and got sent to the emergency room. since i dont have health insurance i spent 14 hours sitting at the charity hospital system just to get a appointment for a MRI and a MRA. both are schedual a month from now on the 11th of december. In the mean time i get to play the waiting game and hope my head doesnt blow up. I will keep my friends posted as things progress. hugs and kisses to all, patricia

Where Are You All At?
A really great friend of mine needs your help to become the next Godmother. She is only 350k away and has probably helped a lot of you along the way. cAUSE iM tHE fCKiNG pRiNCESS..dUHH =] ♥ BaRgoDD's RL/GF ♥@ fubar

The War Of Love And Hate
This one was written right after th breakup. It has been published by Poetry.com The War of Love and Hate Love lies, a prisoner of war, slowly starving Hate lost the fight but fought bravely Taking with it Longing and Desire The winners were Despair and Depression Those to will be conquered by the Void The void is where I want to be, No feelings, No emotions, Just blank, cold, hard reality A point of no return, A point to start over again Would be a good thing To rebuild a life, Out of the shattered remains of an older one, Ruined, In The War of Love and Hate by Jayson Larrabee 1/24/07

Fan Me Fan Me Fan Me..shut The Hell Up!
Ok this has bugged the hell out of me ever since i joined the site so i feel i have the right to rant about it! all these fuckers mostly in blasts begging to be fan..shut up u stuck up motherfuckers ur no cleibraty so why should u be fanned and mostly 100 percent of the time when they beg to be rated and fanned they say they will reutrn the favor and of course they never do because there too busy thinking about there own dumb arrogent asses! get a life fuckers!

Poem
Being with you is so much fun I feel like I know that you are the only one I long to feel the smooth touch of your skin I retain every moment within I would die for you And I'm not afraid to cry in front of you I know you feel the same way I can tell it each and everyday I dream about you day and night I hope that I can take away all your fright When I am with you nothing can go bad I hope that I will never make you sad I hope we never part If we did it would break my heart It would probably break your too Have I told you that I love you? If I haven't I am sorry I hope that I never make you worry I am yours and yours alone Nothing can break that, not even stone I don't know what is left to say Have I said I love you in every way? Like all good things this poem must end Unlike the poem my love for you will never end.

Life's Jokes
well my son is getting better but here's the joke...I'm friggin sick now...lol..NOT! Its' hard enough being a single mom, but when ya add in the fact that your sick as well as your child...hell just started laughin at ya. So I'll catch up when I can and I'll try to be there for ya'll but let me tell ya, i'm gonna kill karma for this...lol.

Im Back!
Hey all u bitches.... Longleggedvixon is back and better then ever..... New name New face, New me... fuck you all love me or hate me... but i will be posting new pics up very frequently as i have gotten back into modeling.. so show me some love, help me level the fuck up for more pic slots and enjoy the show!!!!! oh btw im promoting my new magazine Dark Syde... in which you will see shit on here about it often... miss me? well then love me... hope to hear from all you classic friends soon! Kisses, Huggs, Fucks, And Screams!!!! MMFWCL |{ÄÑÐÎ |{Ä¥Ñ€ aka.... Kissa

Fucking People
So life kinda sux at the moment other than my new roomie moved in. I have no fucking motivaton, for anything really. I hate the fact that people I work with piss me off just cuz they can. I hate this shit!

Surveybvr
take this survey Spell your name without an E,S,H,I,M,A BVRLY Are you available? Far from it What's your favorite number? 4 Favorite color? purple Least favorite color? red What are you listening to? You make me want to Are you happy with your life right now? YES Favorite Subject? My daughter Favorite smell? my boyfriend How do you make money? my job Are you outgoing? most the time Do you like Big Mac's? nope Do you own big sunglasses? no Where do you wish you were right now? with my bf What should you be doing right now? sleeping Do you have a crush on anyone right now? YUp THE CANS: Can you blow a bubble? YES Can you touch your toes? YES Can you whistle? YES Can you wiggle your ears? NO Can you roll your tongue? No THE DIDS: Did you ever want to be a doctor? YES Did you ever receive an engagement ring? NO Did you ever want to be a fire fighter? No Did you ever swim in the ocean?

9 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there ha

Love Me Little, Love Me Long
Love me little, love me long, Is the burden of my song. Love that is too hot and strong Burneth soon to waste. Still, I would not have thee cold, Not too backward, nor too bold; Love that lasteth till 'tis old Fadeth not in haste. Love me little, love me long, Is the burden of my song. If thou lovest me too much, It will not prove as true as touch; Love me little, more than such, For I fear the end. I am with little well content, And a little from thee sent Is enough, with true intent To be steadfast friend. Love me little, love me long, Is the burden of my song. Say thou lov'st me while thou live; I to thee my love will give, Never dreaming to deceive Whiles that life endures. Nay, and after death, in sooth, I to thee will keep my truth, As now, when in my May of youth; This my love assures. Love me little, love me long, Is the burden of my song. Constant love is moderate ever, And it will through life persever; Give me that, with true endeavor I

Sick In The Head!
well when i decided to get sick. looks like i have to do it the hard way. i quit smoking recently has been 4 and 1/2 weeks now to improve my health and to quit exposing my children to 2nd hand smoke. either way it was the right thing to do. the kicker is... since i quit the nicotine that cause my blood vessels to constrict is no longer in my system. and unknown to me i had a under lying medical problem. there is a strong history of anuerysims within my family and i am at the age where they usually get us. between 39 and 65 (i'm 46), and since i quit smoking i have been getting sharp stabbing pains in the back of my head. like a idiot i tried to ignore the headaches. now it is affecting my vision and motor skills. went to the doctor and got sent straight to the emergency room..... since i have no health insurance i am forced to go through the charity hospital system... i sat in the e.r. for right at 14 hours just to get a test schedual. so now i get to play the waiting game and hope

What If.....
What if I told you that I would love you for a day? And then I would have to leave you and walk away... What if I told you that I wish we could be together forever? But then that it would not last forever... What if I kissed you tonight? And then for forever moved out of your sight... What if I held you in my arms today? And then asked you to stay far away... What if I told you that I couldn't do without you? And then one day broke your heart in two... What if I told you that I need you by my side over the years? But that I am afraid that my commitment will cost me my tears... What if I told you that I will love you forever in my heart? But that one day we will have to part... What if I told you that it's on your love that I live? But that I can't promise you that one day I won't have to leave... What if I told you that you are the one who wipes my tears dry? But maybe one day I would make you cry... What if I told you that you are the one who makes

Almost Lover
Your fingertips across my skin The palm trees swaying in the wind Images You sang me Spanish lullabies The sweetest sadness in your eyes Clever trick I never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me Goodbye, my almost lover Goodbye, my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance My back is turned on you I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost lovers always do We walked along a crowded street You took my hand and danced with me Images And when you left you kissed my lips You told me you'd never ever forget these images, no I never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me Goodbye, my almost lover Goodbye, my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you Can't you just let me be? So long, my luckless romance My back is turned on you I should've known you'd bring me heartache Almost lovers always do I cannot go to the ocean I canno

Life.....
Hey guys i havent wrote a blog on here in a while and thought i would write one well this past weekend was awesome i got to hang out with ali i heart her and this comming up weekend is my bday and i have so much stress on me its not funny....im walking myself on eggshells and gawd i hate feeling like this all sad and down over nothing really just stressed because alot of drama has been going on and it just hurts and it hurts knowing my friends and family are hurting because im hurting...i dont know why the fawk im hurting inside i guess its because i only have 1 true friend and i want more friends ...my heart feels like its slowly melting and shit wtf am i soppuse to do ...i ask myself day after day that same Q the last night i went out and had fun like got drunk with alot of friends was my 20th bday and all them friends are married or on drugs...i mean god why me but im done now i love you guys

Alligator Boots
Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeepe

For You
Every word I get from you, stops my heart. With every day I get closer to you. You mean the world to me, just letting you know. There's not a day that goes by that I don't think of you. You're not just another face in the crowd. You hold my heart in your hands. You are not a noone to me. You are becoming a major part of my world. The one that takes over my heart and soul. I love you. You mean the world to me, just letting you know. This is what you mean to me.

What Now?
originally dedicated to my ex-girlfriend. WHAT NOW? As I slip the ring on her finger I think about my past All the girls I had And the the few girls I've loved All the bad things I've done And the good things that came of it All the good things I've done And the many bad things that came of it All the places I've seen All the friends I've had and lost All the people I've met The freedom I had What Now? What Now? Will I still have freedoms Or will they be granted to me by things I do for her? Will I still be able to meet people Or will they be those she allows me to meet? Will I still make friends Or will they have to be her friends? Will I still see new places Or will they forever be just in my memoirs? Will I get to reap the rewards of doing good Or will it go all to her? Will I still get to be bad Or must I go all good all the time? As for the girls... no lose.

Just A Lil Something
All my life I had been looking for something, and everywhere I turned someone tried to tell me what it was. I accepted their answers too, though they were often in contradiction and even self-contradictory. I was naïve. I was looking for myself and asking everyone except myself questions which I, and only I, could answer. It took me a long time and much painful boomeranging of my expectations to achieve a realization everyone else appears to have been born with: that I am nobody but myself.

Wtf Are They Playing At?
OK, I enjoy spending my time on fubar and am admittedly addicted, but lately I have been none to thrilled with the way things are being run. It seems like if you put no money into this site you are free to be discriminated against. Lately I have been uploading pictures (not of myself) in poses that I see on others profiles as their default image and in their default folder but yet mine are being marked NSFW and theirs are free to be shown in blasts and spotlights and all over Fubar in public places. And also a few of you will remember the site bullseye which I guess had sponcered fubar well they had scantily clad women posted on everyones page for about a week or two which most of the pictures were way more NSFW than any picture I have ever uploaded. These people that are posting these same poses are VIP and high in the ranks everyday but since I do not pay for VIP(And believe me if i could work VIP into my budget i surely would but i can't) and can't seem to get high in the ranks beca

I Thought
I thought I could had you, I thought I could make you mine, I thought I was in love with you, I thought it all the time, Now your gone because of my thoughts, Now I know that I have yet to begin to think. Author: KARMA

Today Was A Good Day...
Today was a good day. Took a class on goal setting. Made me realize how on track I really am... and how so many ppl out there is so clueless...I use to be like that and sometimes I have a tendancy to fall back into that mode...I am truely blessed with an amazing job that continues to get better...an AWESOME family that means the world to me...and FREAKIN AWESOME friends that help nurture me and grow me steady and strong for the next challenge that life brings before me!!! I love you all! Light and Love Always, Paulette

Attitude
Maybe I act on confused behavior Maybe waves crash like semi trailer Maybe Ill spend my off time without you It seems like we need our own space And all the time I wasted away I dont feel good unless you stay And all the times I chased you away Simply to catch back up with Your solitude is welcome Your attitude is welcome All you see is red lights behind me Maybe this isnt what you wanted baby I dont blame you falling backwards No ones ever quite confused you this way And all this time we wasted away We dont feel good unless were gray And all the times I chased you away I simply dont feel good Your solitude is welcome Your attitude is welcome All this time, we heard alarms Come to find, we fell apart This whole thing has crashed down, crashed down All this time, we heard alarms Your solitude is welcome Your attitude is welcome You are welcome

Prince Charming
know you’re waiting for someone, to come and sweep you off your feet. I know you're waiting for the perfect kiss, to wake you from a deep sleep. To protect you from the things, that scare you in your life, but... tomorrow comes and he's not there, you lie awake wondering why? Well he's not there 'cause I killed him. I killed Prince Charming last night. I shot him off of his white stallion, so I’d have a chance to win your heart tonight. No matter how hard I try, I can’t be what you expect. I can’t be some hero who saves, damsels in distress. So I won’t even bother trying to comfort you with perfect. But with Prince Charming gone, I can handle the rest. Well he's gone because I killed him, I killed Prince Charming last night I shot him off of his white stallion, So I’d have a chance to win your heart tonight. So If you want to be a princess, I’ll make you feel like one, wait and see. All I need is one chance, to sho

55
1. Are you taller than your best friend? nah he's a ugandan giant 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? pilot v5 precise in black or blue 3. Look at your planner for November 14, what are you doing? doing a survey 4. What color are your toenails usually? yeah....i have enough time to paint my toes. it's like putting a bowtie on a pig. i hate women who paint their toes but have the ugliest fucking feet. it's like drawing attention to a disaster. 5.What is the last thing you highlighted? some paperwork at school 6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom? pink 7. What color are the seats in your vehicle? grey 8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? no 9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? your mom's cho cha 10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming? ennis and jack swift from brokeback 11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? i hate using those things.....people with their fucking nasty hands. and they are always

Rules To Live By...
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR . When you say, 'I love you ,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX . Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE . Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. . In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN . Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN . When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN . Remember that great love

Wedding Ring
According to the attending nurse, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. Now you decide what's worse: 1. Having your girl friend find out that you're actually married 2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3. Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

A Friend...
What is a Friend? By Unknown What is a friend? I will tell you. It is a person with whom you dare to be yourself. Your soul can be naked with them. They seem to ask of you to put on nothing, only to be what you are.

Another Special Freind
I mentioned in my last blog bout 6 of my cloest freinds. Well I have another 1 I need to mention. Lynn is some1 who of late I have not only looked up to but is some1 very near to my heart as well. Lynn to me is like a sis to me. Always looking out for me and making sure that I am doing the right things in life. Sis I wanna say that I love ya heaps and I am blessed that I have you as well. Love ya sis

Long Ass Day Tomorrow...
Well I am working overnite for one...so yours truly is sitting here bored...like usual. Then I have a doc's appointment. Well technically TWO appointments but they are being shoved into one. I get to get my boobies sandwiched...lol...and my pussy stretched apart. Yep the usual women tests. Oh yay! Can we just tell the excitement. LOL Plus I am having a few other things checked too. I have put a few ads out about my "services" LOL. We shall see how that goes...but I may not be doing that for long... I have been talking to a few people on a few different websites. One guy I am extremely intrigued with. He knows my current situation and is very accepting of it. We are just talking right now nothing more. We have been talking about anything and everything. We may be going out on a date probably in the next week or so...not quite sure. In a way I think he is all talk, no action. LOL. I just get that vibe from him for some reason. I have been keeping a journal of so

Kid Nation.
Ok dammit, I admit I am totally hooked on this show.The kids are always fighting and bickering and the more I watch, the more I am fascinated by it. I root for the kids that do well like Greg and such and then abhor the ones that are just snotty little brats like Taylor and Amjay. Seriously, some of these kids impress me with their knowledge and work ethic. Am I just fucked in the head or what?......lol

North African Campaign
NORTH AFRICAN CAMPAIGN After two years of desert skirmishes among the British, Italians, and Germans, the North African campaign opened on 8 November 1942, when Anglo-American forces under U.S. Gen. Dwight D. Eisenhower landed in French Morocco and Algeria near Casablanca and met bitter French resistance. An armistice brought the fighting to an end on 11 November, and the French forces soon joined the Allies. Allied units under British Gen. Kenneth Anderson tried to take Bizerte and Tunis quickly, but Italian and German troops held firm. Field Marshal Erwin Rommel's Italo-German army, defeated at El Alamein, Egypt, in October, retreated across Libya and at the end of the year took defensive positions around Mareth, Tunisia, to halt the pursuing British under Gen. Bernard L. Montgomery. Bad weather brought operations to a close. While the seasoned Axis forces built up strength, the Allies suffered from an inadequate supply line, faulty command arrangements, and American battle in

You Guys Rawk!!!!
OMG My contest/giveaway is finally over…YAYYYY!!!! I want to thank Everyone that helped me out in my contest. You guys are AWESOME. SBG BOMBERS I couldn’t have done it with out you guys so thanks to those that helped. Tony (Big Papi), Vixen, Faerie and anyone else I missed…THANK YOU!!! YOU GUYS ARE ALL AWESOME IN MY BOOK!!!!! *SMOOOOOOOOOOOCHES*

Starting Over
As we head into the last two months of 07, I look back at the year thats gone by.. November 22 will be 1 year to the day I left a very bad realtionship. Along the way I found some new freinds and a life better for me then I just went thru. Out of all my freinds here in fubar, there are 6 who are very speaical to me. Missy, Holy, Sue, Vixen and Shorty, and Angel. These six have not only taught me alot, they also know what I been thru and have ben supportive. I thank you all very much and I know we will have that psecial bond for years to come. I love yal very much.

Love Is.........
This is really cute.... "A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: ------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 ------------------------------------

Complain
Every day... Every day I listen to complaints. Every day I want to rip out my hair and just say shut up. I'm not saying you can't complain, Lord knows I do my fair share, but for God's sake lets not go this freakin overboard! I hate listening to the nightly conversation about how terrible everything is, about how terrible the day was, about all the stress, about the flaws in a relationship that get blown so far out of proportion. I'm so tired of it. The overdramaticness! OMG! Just get over it already! UGH! The complaining continues as I type... Does she really not realize that that's life!? Gah! Perhaps it's just me. Perhaps I'm just moody. Haha... Oxymoron... I'm complaining about someone complaining... what a hypocrite...

Random Thought
my life is cursed with sadness and loneliness...i sit and ponder my tortured soul and cry why always me ,what have i done so wrong... as i look inward i slowly die more everyday as the empty sadness eats at my soul...seems the more i love, the more i lose....i think my soul is forever cursed to be in darkness .. only bright spot in my heart and soul is my childern... they always bring brightness and laughter to me... i love u with all that i am my darlins ok i thinks thats enough random thougts for one night

My Father... Another November Comes! 24 Yrs
My Father... Another November comes! 24 YRS. IF I KNEW THE WORDS TO TELL YOU HOW SADDENED I HAVE BECOME IN RECENT YEARS, THEY WOULD FALL ON DEAF EARS. YOUR TIME WAS TOO SHORT... I DO NOT THINK MY GRANDPARENTS HAD A CLUE AS TO THE DAMAGE THEY WERE CAUSING ME, THEY WERE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT US FROM THE INEVITABLE HARM CHILDREN FACE IN OUR CIRCUMSTANCES. THE LIES, THE COVERUPS.. THEY ARE MORE PAINFUL TODAY THAN EVER. I CANT GO TO ANYONE, YOURE ALL GONE NOW.. YOUR DAY WAS 6 YEARS 363 DAYS AFTER MOMS.... THAT IN ITSELF MORE DIFFICULT THAN I KNEW AS A CHILD. LOL, THE HOLIDAYS, I HAD 5 WITH YOU.. I WAS 4 WHEN YOU LEFT, AND 13 WHEN YOU DIED. THAT DIDNT LEAVE A WHOLE LOT FOR ME BUT QUESTIONS. YOU LEFT A MIGHTY BIG HOLE HERE DAD. HOW DO I MAKE AMENDS TO THE DEAD? I HAVENT ANY PICS RIGHT NOW TO POST, OR TO GAZE UPON IN MYYYYYY TIME OF NEED. FAMILY GUARDS THEM WITHOUT A THOUGHT AS TO WHO THE VICTIM OF THE LIES TRUELY ARE. HAD I KNOWN YOU WERE INDEED A GOOD MAN

Love?
She asked, what is Love? he answered Love is You he asked, what is love to you? She smiled. Love is you.... so then tell me people...what is love to you for love to me is knowing that you love me for who i am....not for what i have, for if its that then you do not know what love is. deep in your heart, in your very soul love is hiding, waiting to escape..but beware, love can harm. love can hurt the very strong and kindness person! Use it wisely, use it properly, and it will win your sweetest desires, use it poorly, and wrongly and it will ruin you. So then people what is love to you..think.... and find out for sure

The End To Another Day
I am sure you all are getting tired of reading about my meetings all day. So I won't tell you any more. However... it is 9 pm on Wed. night and I just got home from another late night meeting .... lol (I lied)

Battle Of Okinawa
Battle Of Okinawa Okinawa was the largest amphibious invasion of the Pacific campaign and the last major campaign of the Pacific War. More ships were used, more troops put ashore, more supplies transported, more bombs dropped, more naval guns fired against shore targets than any other operation in the Pacific. More people died during the Battle of Okinawa than all those killed during the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Casualties totaled more than 38,000 Americans wounded and 12,000 killed or missing, more than 107,000 Japanese and Okinawan conscripts killed, and perhaps 100,000 Okinawan civilians who perished in the battle. The battle of Okinawa proved to be the bloodiest battle of the Pacific War. Thirty-four allied ships and craft of all types had been sunk, mostly by kamikazes, and 368 ships and craft damaged. The fleet had lost 763 aircraft. Total American casualties in the operation numbered over 12,000 killed [including nearly 5,000 Navy dead and almost 8,000 M

Friends Of The Bat
Ok....I am slowly working on an album of those who I feel closer with or in the works of. I will either just take your pic and add it...or maybe make and ID. Either case...for those who I may not put there....just do me a fav and not have bad feelings about it. If you would like me to make an ID for you...let me know and I will see what I can do since I do it myself in my paint program based on a lay out.

Not For The Weak Of Stomache.
So....my roommate has friends over tonight to study for finals. First of all, she yelled at me for the internet going out. Second of all, she embarassed me in front of everyone talking about the lube on my dresser. I wanted to look at her and say, "Hey, at least I got some. When was teh last time YOU got any?" (Her and her 30 yr old boyfriend barely have sex. To make matters worse....her friends had my look up some websites: www.2girls1cup.com www.tubgirl.com www.meatspin.com Check it out if you think you are strong enough to handle it. I almost puked and had to exit out of one of them almost right away. Goodluck!!

Keepin It Burning...
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it's to one more person.In memory of anyone you know that has battled cancer and lost or survived.A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. Please keep this candle going! Thank you!

If You Only Knew . . . If You Only Cared
Where do I start? When does the truth become a bad idea? How do you decide that the truth is too painful for someone to hear and to keep it locked inside of you? What do you do when you can’t do that anymore? How do you let someone in without compromising their well being in the process when the truth is too painful to be heard? Is it even possible? Do you think that self torture is the answer? Is the solution to the agony more suffering? Does there come a point where the suffering becomes a catharsis? Does there come a point where the pain begins to heal? Do the wounds ever scar over leaving the memories of the pain but not the actual pain? My suffering is all mine, I ask no one else to take blame. I ruined my life by myself; yes it was alone only me. I didn’t need a helping hand. I didn’t need a push over the edge. I made my choices and must live with the consequences. I made my bed and now must lie in it. I’m cold . . . I’m heartless . . . I am worthless and

Timing Was Off
I had the wrong time as to when this contest ends. I need SOOO much help to catch her up so she can at least get second! I am sorry everyone else for not getting back with you but I am bombing and you know how I get when I do that..LOL Please anyone and everyone..Please Help Me Help Her!

Omg
I just went to another 'social networking' site, for people my age. Dang, what a bunch of old farts. Lets talk about snowbirds, aaaa oh, going on cruise ships, and of course who is your favoite Dancing with the Stars contestant. SAVE ME FROM PEOPLE MY AGE!!!! But then I look at the ones here who claim to be the same age as I and wonder what the h-ll are those idiots thinking? Put some clothes on and for the men (?) stop trying to molest the teenie boppers! Guess I just need to growup and get a life.. meet real people. There has to be some out there somewhere who isn't living in assisted care or going through a second or third childhood.

I Just Dunno
I dont know if it was the sleep deprivation The fact that it was my friends deathavarsary or any other randome bullshit But today sucked That said.. OMG That was some good sleeping That was some awesome good sleeping I think i'll have some more.. just till 1 i do have to study

Grrrrrr
dv xp3j h3yu c7 etc....... I know I'm not the only one annoyed by the bouncer, but I need to vent. 8 times!! 8 times in a row I had that crap. I'd enter the code and up it came again!!! what the hell? Okay, Fubar aside wtf is up with people who double park their cars on a two way street across from a car that is ALREADY double parked???? Are they trying to cause an accident? Do they want their side view mirror ripped off by a passing car? PULL A LITTLE FURTHER DOWN THE STREET!!! And WTF is up with people who double park next to someone who is pulling out of a spot?? You can see them pulling out and you have the entire block to pull over BUT NO!!!! you block the one car that is trying to leave. YOU SUCK. and EVEN after you see & hear the person in the car tell you.."excuse me, I'm trying to get out" you give them the hand wave and say "I'll only be a second" YEAH a second I'll NEVER get back from my life!!! Is it the weather? Is it the pre-holiday season that has peo

What's Going On?
What's going on in the online juggalo world? I see a lot of shit talkers online. Even so called juggalos hating on each other, talking shit about ninjas and artists! They've missed the point of what Psychopathic is about! It's about family! It's about finding love in a world full of hate! We must all learn to accept our differences of opinion and character, and learn to live together. We must escape this programmed hate!!! Now on this site we tend to talk about the Dark Carnival like it is it's own religion. In a way I guess it could be. I personally believe it is a combo of all religions and faiths, Christian, Jewish, muslem, Native American or even just personal feeling! In my opinion all religion is right if it promotes peace and love, not hate! When you really look at all the known religions they all say the same things in different ways! Even if you're athiest I feel we can or at least should all be able to agree that life is not about destruction!

Love
a shiny new blade fresh clean skin parting flesh crimson river nerves numb eyes rolling back deep breath years of emotional pain gone for now a tear flows for she knows what she has just done has hurt many others she closes her eyes wishing to disappear foot steps break the silence her eyes open two faces stand before her the two people she loves most staring at her with disappointment she lowers her eyes in shame a hand reaches for her she rises her wounds wrapped they take her in their arms together they work to help her the once new blade now sits rusted never to be used again

Going Back Into The Shadows
Just want to let everyone know, I may be gone a few days. I need to heal. I need to be loved on and it's not coming the way I had hoped. Rather than blow up, I choose to shut up. I need to be loved on BADLY and have been very quiet in asking but i have still asked and it hasn't happend. So I need to conserve what energy I have til I can recharge myself. If you know how to get a hold of me outside of fubar, you are welcome to do so. I am still out of balance in a major way. I tried to just let people know what I needed and still be there for people but the energy pull is too much for as unbalanced as i am right now. I am not upset with anyone, I just feel very much alone and i need to be loved on, i need some balance to be restored, I need some energy to be recharged. Anything........please.

Sum Ppl
realy whats up with all the haten on here?....why is everyone stuff gettin marked nsfw?.....i got sumthing of my marked nsfw and i dont think there was nothing wrong with it hell at least i was fluckin nekked.....dam 4 real can the haters just move on get a life?

Help
u know im really freaking irritated right now, because of one freakin asshole I have been forced to remove more then half of my pics from fubar and also caused a lot of animosity between a very good and dear friend of mine and myself. This person that will remain nameless got mad because took pics of him and his “wife” and one pic of his “wife” by herself. The “wife” is asking for a divorce and he got mad about the individual picture. The pics were taken at a Halloween party at a bar and every person I took a picture of I asked for permission to post on the internet. At the party I pulled this guy to the side and talked to him about the pics and he said he was cool and that I thought was that. Well I recently got a call from my very good friend and she said that he was mad because I was talking to his wife on the internet. I was only talking to her on the net and only in a friendly manner nothing was to come of this conversation. But now my friend is upset because she is afraid that it

Today
For all my true friends..the ones who have been with me for as long as i can care to remember you know what day this is. You also know that it hasnt been easy around this time of year. For those who dont have a clue time for me to share. Today is my mothers birthday. I lost her 7 yrs ago but its as fresh as yesterday. So with that being said i just want to say Happy Birthday mom i miss you very much and love you just as much..

>> Tips On Pumping Gas--good Info!
> >> TIPS ON PUMPING GAS--GOOD INFO! >> >> >> >> I don't know what you guys are paying for gasoline....Here in California >> we are also paying higher, up to $3.50 per gallon. But my line of work >> is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get >> more of your money's worth for every gallon. >> >> Here at the Kinder Morgan Pipeline where I work in San Jose , CA we >> deliver about 4 million gallons in a 24-hour period thru the pipeline. >> One day is diesel the next day is jet fuel, and gasoline, regular and >> premium grades. We have 34-storage tanks here with a total capacity of >> 16,800,000 gallons. >> >> Only buy or fill up your car or truck in the early morning when the >> ground temperature is still cold. Remember that all service stations >> have their storage tanks buried below ground. The colder the ground the >> more dense the gasoline, when it gets warmer gasoline expands, so buying >> in the afternoon or in the ev

The Faygo Truth - Excerts From Behind The Paint By Violent J
"We have been known to bullshit the press, and lie our asses off, just to sound funny or whatever, Yo, here it goes the absolute truth about how the Faygo thing started… During that show we had a table set up behind us in the middle of the stage, on the table was a giant bucket of Faygo 2-liters in various flavors. The day of the show we decided to have it there, and set it up on the table so the fans could see it. We always mention it in our songs, so we figured it would be cool if the fans at the show could see us swiggin’ off it on the stage. That was our plan and intention concerning the Faygo on stage, nothing more and nothing less.That’s the truth. During the show about 20 minutes into it, the shit died down, and we were just rappin’ and rappin’. We were kind of boring, I felt.Then it happened I seen this kid standing at the dead center of the crowd. He was standing there with his armed raised and flipping us off. That Hurt.I was steady thinking,” What makes this kid think

Nightmaremindtrap
Bottled smoke and rusted chains hideous creatures in your veins None travel in the dark of night but chew your flesh at mornings light You cannot scream, there are no tears the creatures eat your darkest fears And now you wake up only to find all the dead are NOT in your mind It's the pain of survival It's the pain of revival Break it all down, don't fuck with me Break it all down, I will fuck with you Break it all down and we'll go around You and I Don't look don't stop just drop Bottled smoke and rusted chains hideous creatures in your veins Fuck, now your dead

The Wraith - Hell's Pit
Track 1 - Intro Also See: Backwards Messages "(Violent J) Welcome To Hell... (Shaggy) Why Did You Choose This? Track 2 - Walk into the Darkness "walk into the darkness, a place for those who choose to give a fuck less, wicked dark and heartless." "I'm going to hell, and I'm knowing it well, and I've got no problem showing it and going to jail." Track 4 - C.P.K "Hell is a real place..." Track 5 - Truly Alone "They say a man can only be alone for so long before the man's mind is gone." Interpritive: Hiding away in the darkness of your own sorrow you'll find yourself tempted by the Devil, in your weakest state he will find you, and then you'll find yourself walking the wrong path. Hell is no cakewalk. Track 6 - Everyday I Die "The pain, is all that I have anymore." "I've got too much time on my hands." An Eternity... of Pain "I see the witch... right on my chest, with his claws on my neck, screaming, I should of confessed." Track 7 - Night of the 44 Also See

The Wraith - Shangra-la
I suppose I could tell you how at the beginning of the track "Ravens Mirror" if you listen closely you can hear Jumpsteady yell "Jesus is in the sixth". Or I could tell you how in the song Welcome after it says "dead, dead, dead" in the background it says "In Christ" But to be honest there's not a lot of hidden truths to this album. They are no longer hidden, they are in plain English, The Carnival IS God, We've always been behind him. The Carnival is God and may all the juggalos find him.

The Great Melinko
Extra special clown love snaps to: God, For all that is everything and everything that is all. 4. Piggy Pie Don’t think of people as being below you. Don’t judge people. 5.How many times? This song speaks of how screwed up the world is. And daily stresses. 6.Southwest Voodoo Gang Bangin’ 7.Halls of illusions shows how by following the illusions of Milenko we end up in bad situations. It may look good from the outside but once you get into It is not what it appears to be. 8.Under the moon This is about loyalty. 9.What is a Juggalo Just fukin’ hilarious! We all know Juggalos like this. 10.House of Horrors Crazy funny song. 11.Boogie Woogie woo about our Rational fears, what we don’t know frightens us. Speculations 13.Hellalujah Tells that there are bad people. Everywhere under the disguise of do gooders And how people use religion for their own gain. And how in turn this can destroy the faith of some believers. 16.Pass me by Tells you what Heaven will be lik

The Riddlebox
God, Thank you mostly for the strength to Continue living and for giving us the gift To entertain. Life on earth can be whack And entertainment is like an escape from all of this. Entertainment for us is a world that we can jump In and out of. To be able to leave your world and step into another is a gift We will be forever thankful for. Thank You God. 1. Intro This pretty much tells You that you will be judged upon death, See the riddlebox song #2 2. Riddlebox You will be judged, 3. The show must go on. We feel that everyone here Is walking with God. 4. Chicken Huntin’ Don’t be a racist redneck. 6. Toybox Be careful what you do because it Will come back to bite you in the butt. Don’t try to get revenge. 8. 3 Rings Don’t judge people based on what They look like. 14. "12" This song is again about judgment. 15. The killing fields This is about the end times and what will happen.

Can't Change Me
"Can't Change Me" [Intro] By the time you hear this, I'll be long gone You keep the leather sofas and chrome this place was never my home Since I'm forever wrong And you'll be better off living alone And my life's far from a prom So I don't need a chaperone [x3] [Verse 1] Got me wishin I was never born Damn near every dawn Women tryina change a nigga seemingly, is my life's song I'm gettin a remix, can't afford Nate Dogg on a hook But fuck reading my emails, bitch read a fuckin book! It took great depression and supression of hate To not do you like Laci Peterson or wild out like Robert Blake I lie awake cos she tried to kill me in my sleep S'why we can't stay together, like Jill Scott's front teeth You should see her when she's lookin at me Winona Ryder couldn't steal enough shit to make this bitch happy Sadly it's over, and it don't even phase me Last way a woman changed me, was my diper as a baby I'm feelin crazy, I'm a miserable individual Cos we break

The Ringmaster
Thanks mostly goes to The God above!!! #1 Wax Museum This song basically says to take responsiblity for your actions. #2 Murder Go Round What goes around comes around. #3 Chicken Huntin' Don't hate people because they are different. #4 Mr Johnson's Head Again this gives the idea that racism only leads to death. #5 Southwest Song You don't have to be perfect "Good people sometimes do bad things" Don't be prideful. #8 The Dead One Life goes on...about 1:55 sec for some behind for some it says "Christ help you" This song is about being spiritually dead about 3:01 it says "Have some faith" #9 My Fun house We think this speaks of Punishment for one's evil deeds. #10 For The Maggots Be real, be yourself. being fake, gets you into bad situations. #11 Wagon Wagon Everybody is going to die "Are you down with the Clown?" Are you spiritually ready. Be spiritually ready. #14 Bugz On My Nutz (Be careful who you have sex with.) this song is more funny than anything but

Violent J And The Dark Carnival
The Dark Carnival preaches to everyone in many different ways. Me and Shaggy are just one of it's ways to reach people. For example, even an old lady that plays Bingo every weekend will eventually hear the words of the Dark Carnival only it will be through a different outlet. Something that interests her will give her the message. Weather or not she acts upon it is up to her. What ever this force is, it reaches us all, whether you heed its warnings or not is your own choice. This is what will happen to those that received the Dark Carnival's messages threw us. After death, your soul will stand up out of your body. You will all the sudden see The Dark Carnival's parade of wagons rolling towards you. Lead by the 6 Joker's Card faces on giant flags and an entire parade of ghost and wagons following them. You'll know right when you see them that there not with God and not with the Devil... These wagons are about to take you to one of them though. You're about to face judgment. I think T

An Animal Taken To Jail?
11/14/2007 -- Missouri police made a peculiar drug bust this week when they caught a man with a toad he allegedly used to get high, KMBC-TV in Kansas City reported Tuesday. David Theiss, 21, of Kansas City, was accused of having a Colorado River Toad for the purpose of using it as a hallucinogenic, KMBC-TV reported. Click here for the KMBC-TV story. "People used to do it all the time, but it got faded out awhile, but came back as a fad. Not a smart one," animal expert Danny Snyder told KMBC-TV. "The toxins in it can kill a lot of stuff." Both Theiss and the toad were taken into custody. While Theiss was released on bond, the toad remains detained at a police crime lab.

Loss
I unlocked the door for the first time today. Walking in to where you had been… My footsteps echo along the floor.. Who knew our years here would come To an end? Pack your things Put all the pictures away This is how I will get through this Silence, I will have to get use to Fills my ears like steady drums Of a distant tribe I could never name Look around has everything been found And tucked away? Sit down there must be something else To be done But I just sat there until night. Walking to the room There’s no one to say goodnight But did someone answer When I called? I know I will be alright Turn on the light Go through the motions Prepare for the night Turn off the ligh….t Touch wall to feel my fingers Burn Why did I measure how you grew? Crawl to the door Now that I am on the floor Perhaps I will be able to breathe After I leave Safe in the car I wonder how you are Promise myself to burn this down I will sleep anywhere but here. R.L.R.

Can You Please Hlp Out 4 A Friend
PLEASE HELP A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE OUT I have a really good friend in a giveaway for a 3 month vip. She need 25,000 comments by Nov 28. Which is 2 days B4 her birthday. I would love to see her get this VIP b4 her birthday. If any of my friend/family/or fans can spare a rate and a comment or 2 it would really be appreciated..the more the better. If any of you would like a morph or a custom pic made for you for helping all you have to do is leave some comments and then send me a shout or fumail me. Saying you did so. Tracey (aka Lickety Split) will make you one of her creations or I can make you a morph. For one of her pics you need to leave atleast 30 comments, for a morph you would need to leave atleast 50 comments. When you finish leaving them please send me a shout so I will Know....We both do return the love, even if you just stop over and rate and comment a couple. Thanks in advance for all your help Fran Just click the pic and go and show her some love

Current Annoyances.....
Annoyance 1. My parents putting me down all the time, then complaining when I get pissed off about it. Ok, so i'm 25 and in debt.... did I PUT MYSELF in debt? Hellll no... my ex did, thank you very much asshole. Am i working to pay it off, damn right i am... so get off my back. Its nice to hear how you'll amount to nothing all the time. Annoyance 2. My parents acting like they are so perfect. My mom is turning into an alcoholic and drinks almost every single night of the week. She see's no problem coming home so trashed she falls into her closet or trips over nothing. Today I told her, "mom, i know you want to move to whereever I get settled when I'm done with college and thats fine but if you keep drinking, I don't want you to." boy did that piss her off, she can deal it but she can't take it. And I wont even go into shit about my dad. Annoyance 3. BOYS who say shit then don't do it. I say boys cuz you sure ain't men.... but i'm not going to say anymore on that subject......

Thursday Throwdown, Giveaways, Stickies, Blasts, Vips, Tickers, Please Read This!
THURSDAY'S 2HOUR THROWDOWN!!! is canceled!!! and will continue to be canceled until something is done about the referral scripters and the cheating that is occuring in the referrals area of FUBAR ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ THIS IS FREAKING NUTS!!! BUT SO VERY TRUE!!! WE WILL BE NOT HOSTING THURSDAY'S 2HR THROWDOWN! ON THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15th FROM 10PM TIL MIDNIGHT EST 7PM TIL 9PM PDT THERE WILL BE NO COMMENTING BOMBING CONTEST!!! THERE WILL BE NO FIRST PLACE AND A SECOND PLACE FIRST PLACE WOULD HAVE WON EITHER A 7DAY BLAST OR 1 MONTH VIP OR 4 TICKERS *AND* 10 FUBUCKS FOR EACH COMMENT THEY RECEIVE!!! SECOND PLACE WOULD HAVE RECEIVED A 3DAY BLAST AND 10 FUBUCKS FOR EACH COMMENT RECEIVED!!! BUT IN LIGHT OF THE CURRENT GOINGS ON IN FUBAR... STEPH AND I HAVE COME TO THE DECISION THAT THERE WILL BE NO MORE MONEY BROUGHT TO FUBAR ON OUR BEHALF. THOSE THAT HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED INTO THE GIVEAWAYS WILL BE ALLOWED TO FINISH THEIR GIVEAWAY AND W

Dark Faces
dark faces dark faces magnify here in the dark but we are face to face echos of times yearnings of future here pain is love here darkness is light where is thine sight here echos face to face now end of times past whom shall last like a sifter separating shaft and wheat light turned to dark darkness being the light eyes twinkling beyond sight wisdom that's darker than light whom can see my sight is this the end of me love twisted souls gathering the light hear my echoing hear me bellow through time hear your pain becomes my sign

Who Knows Me Best????????
who knows me the besttt?! the race in onnn! fill it out post it in a comment here! ohh yeahhh be honesttt. pleaseee and thanksss. (: ready, set, GO! My full name: Summarize me in one sentence: Where did we meet: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I drink: Do I smoke: Do I do drugs: Am I single: Am I a good person? What was your first impression of upon meeting me/seeing me: What's one of my favorite things to do: Who do I like: Am I funny: Have you ever made me smile... if so when: What's my favorite type of music: What's my favorite song: Can I sing: What is the best feature about me: Am I shy or outgoing: Am I a bad guy or do I follow the rules: Do I have any special talents: Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what): Have you ever hugged me: Kissed me: Have you ever hung out with me: What is my favorite food: Am I a good cook: Who is my

Honesty.. Trust... Love??
He said "Just think it over, and write me a list" "So we can figure out what we both deserve" She hardly could beieve it, that their love had come to this Dividing an deciding his and hers But she grabbed a paper napkin an asked the waitress for a pen An one by one she wrote down what she wanted most from him Honesty, sincerity, tenderness and trust A little less time for the rest of the world And more for the two of us Kisses each mornin', I love you's at night Just like it used to be The way life was when you were in love with me She reached across the table an placed it in his hand And said "You know this ain't easy for me" As he thought about the new car the house an the land And wondered what that bottom line would be And a thousand other things that she'd want him to leave behind But he never dreamed he'd open up that napkin and find Honesty, sincerity, tenderness and trust A little less time for the rest of the world And more for th

The Ocean
I made this about the ocean just for you I know that you love the water With its many blues I too love the water There is much life and motion And the water so deep No wonder it is called the ocean With sounds that could put you to sleep The aquatic life is nice Some can go from land to sea There is even frozen ice Teeming with life you see The ocean can be calm Or it can be dangerous Near there are palms you never know whats in store for us People you meet are like waves Some are gentle and fun They know how to behave Other will beat you in the sun You can sit on a beach Let sand between your feet No worry's about a leach You can even bring something to eat The ocean likes sand As it rips it away Lending erosion a hand As it does everyday Bring an umbrella for laying in the sun Or just a fella to go have fun I must go now as the tide rolls in As for I do not swim It is fun to play games and hope that win There nice guys out there and

Cnn Suck
WWE.com: Were you surprised that CNN only used seconds of an interview that in reality lasted approximately 45 minutes? John Cena: Yeah, especially since I gave them so much. I must have sat down and given them 45 minutes of what I felt was the most candid I’ve ever been with anyone on camera. I encouraged them to ask me about anything and I would give them as much information as I had to any question that they would’ve had. So I was surprised it only came up to, I think the grand total was one sound byte. WWE.com: What was your immediate reaction after seeing the CNN special? Cena: Seeing as I did the interview, I knew they just chopped it up. I’ve seen that stuff like that done before. I was really a little bit timid going into the interview and worried that they might do something like that, but then I figured it was CNN and if I was in good hands with anyone it would be somebody like them. But when I saw it, my worst reality came true. I mean, especially— CNN is a pretty f

Reposting An Old Blog
as I sit here broken hearted, thinking of what I could change. wondering if it was something I did. to make things happen like this. please tell me. help me to understand. don't just ignore me, don't ignore my feelings. don't leave me here alone. wondering, thinking, waiting, going crazy. I miss you. I miss the way we used to talk. we could talk for hours. it didn't matter what about. we just enjoyed the conversation. I miss the way you made me feel. you made me feel like I was loved. like I was wanted. you made me feel alive. now, I just feel alone. alone and empty inside. my heat is in a million pieces. and now there is not one to help me pick them up. I wish you were here to help. I need you to help me. I need you to just be there for me. just be there. I posted this awhile ago, and I am posting it again. It seems like my life has been good and bad all this year, and I'm not sure that it's getting better yet. There has been this guy who I've

My Friend
I just cant find the way To express my love for you You are just amazing In everything you do. The time I spend with you Is the best Ive ever had And you always know how to help me When its me who's feeling sad. I don't know how to say this But ill do my best and try And I just want you to know That you sir, are the perfect guy You make me feel so special You make me feel so right And if I had it my way I would always hold you tight I hope that I don't lose you I pray to god each day Because as long as you are here I can push my pain away. I'll hold you in my heart I said I'd hold, I said I'd hold you in my heart 'till I can hold you in my arms. Like you've never been held before Well I'll think of you each day and then I'll dream the night away Oh, 'till you are in my arms once more I love you oh so much And that I know is true Because no matter what I do I cant keep my eyes off you I hope we are together For time and time to come

Like A Rose........
Like A Rose On The Grave Of Love Come like the dusk Like a rose on the grave of love You are my lust Like a rose on the grave of love I curse the day I first saw you Like a rose that is born to bloom Don't look at me the way you do Like the roses, they fear the gloom Your thorns, they kissed my blood Your beauty heals, your beauty kills And who would know better than I do? Pretend you love me! Indeed, reality seems far When a rose is in love with you Slaves of our hearts, that's what we are We loved and died where roses grew They watched us silently A rose is free, a rose is wild And who would know better than I do? Roses are not made for love

Last Thought
I need a break already. The sand from that day at the beach with her, finally washed out, ten yaers later. I have no personal effects of hers,and yet she still haunts me. Like a sour mistake from my past, she clouds my mind. I loved her, and fought it. I had her love, and destroyed it. I had all of her, and I pretened it was not enough. Now I have no trace of her but my memory, and I feel incomplete with out her.

Does Anyone Think Jail Systen Will Give Parole To My Ex After Serving 8 Yrs Of A 30 Yr Sentencing ??
My ex had been given 15 to 30 yrs in jail... for crimes if sexual assualt 2 cts. on minor childern and a bomb threat on me at womans shelter . back in 1999.. he has served 8 yrs almost 1/3 of the time they say; a parole heering was last june and that he is to be let out this June 2008 after being in a rehab site and finds a place to live and a job. This shouldnt be so cause CPS (child protective servisec )said they would block him from being released.... Am I at a cross roads here could he be still a danger to me , others ? I dont think he has changed he is good at fooling people.. hugs all God Bless ;;diana

Off To Sin City - 12/14
Ok So I got my ticket tonight for Vegas... God I can't wait!!!!! I leave 12/14 at 7 pm and I will be out there till 12/23... My plane arrives at 7:25 pm. Now that The tickets are bought and out of the way I can't explain how happy I am that I'm goin. I mean the Excitedness just JUMPED out of no where. So what happens if I have way to much fun out there this time and dont want to come back? Dont worry, I'll come back home, duh I'd have to get my stuff! hahah j/k. Nah I dont know if I could live out there... My life is back here. My Family, My friends, ME is all back here. Although Vegas makes for a wonderful vacation every year :P lol Brian *my stepdad* is gettin us tickets to go see Larry The Cable Guy in Concert! GIT-R-DONE lol It can only get better! so Lets countdown shall we? lol 29 days until I leave!!!! YAY!!!! Oh and Bren, I'll shove you in my dufflebag so you can come along too :) lol Good night everyone now that i'm extremely hyper and happy :)

Xandria - Save My Life
Save My Life My soul feels empty I'm drowning in my tears It's pain I'm learning My heart is aching Got poison in my veins In hell I'm burning Save my life Save my life Let these tears be our secret You and I You and I Once we were so close Save my life It's all or nothing I'm asking you to give Let live or die Everything is better Than this silent lie Say that it's no lie! Save my life Save my life Let these tears be our secret You and I You and I Once we were so close Save my life I need you to save my life Save my life Save my life Let these tears be our secret You and I You and I Once we were so close Save my life Save my life Save my life Let me feel you breathing In your hands In your hands Is the heart of mine Save my life

Cyber Bullying Leads To Hanging
His name was Josh Evans. He was 16 years old. And he was hot. "Mom! Mom! Mom! Look at him!" Tina Meier recalls her daughter saying. Josh had contacted Megan Meier through her MySpace page and wanted to be added as a friend. Yes, he's cute, Tina Meier told her daughter. "Do you know who he is?" "No, but look at him! He's hot! Please, please, can I add him?" Mom said yes. And for six weeks Megan and Josh - under Tina's watchful eye - became acquainted in the virtual world of MySpace. Josh said he was born in Florida and recently had moved to O'Fallon. He was homeschooled. He played the guitar and drums. He was from a broken home: "when i was 7 my dad left me and my mom and my older brother and my newborn brother 3 boys god i know poor mom yeah she had such a hard time when we were younger finding work to pay for us after he loeft." As for 13-year-old Megan, of Dardenne Prairie, this is how she expressed who she was: M is for Modern E is for Enthusiastic

Hey All
if i have missed rating someobdy's page and such i do apologize, i been trying to keep up..but i do have other obligations to other members on here trying to help them win contests, and other things! You will find ne a very good friend who listens may giv e some good advice too lol or u may think its not is cool! Secondly. im here for friends, and hopefully love or jusy bouncin around with the bounce checks lol..anyways anytime ya wanna yap or chat find me and ill be glad too again my a[pologies for missing u if i have... ALL MY LOVE N BLESSINS TED AKA HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE!!

Xandria - Who We Are
Who We Are And Who We Want To Be One eye is green, one eye is black Life threw me down, love broke my neck I've made mistakes, I'm just a girl Who wants to live her life And if I was wrong, I tried to be right I wanted to survive Who we are And who we want to be Is not the same all the time And what we say And what we want to say Is not the same sometimes No doubt, I'm okay, but okay is out My heart's to silent, my voice too loud Why do they hurt me, why do I Hurt them, why do I care? I want to start again from beginning But I don't dare Who we are And who we want to be Is not the same all the time And what we say And what we want to say Is not the same sometimes

Tags!!
Hey all FuSistas and FuBrothas!!!!!! For your personalized tag, I need the following: 1: Four of Your Favorite Photos of YOU!!! 2: Your favorite color AND YOU MUST EMAIL ME THE PHOTOS ....USE SUBJECT FUSIS OR FUBRO hfeldbruegge@hotmail.com Thanks all! Holly

No Wonder The Site Is Full Of Fake Accounts
Simple Mathematics Too many bouncer checks and the elimination of the ability to speed bomb = No more comment bombing No more comment bombing = No more contests No more contests = A sudden and drastic decrease of Happy Hours, Blasts and gift VIP's being purchased I thought the idea was to provide the members with a fun, competitive and friendly place to call home, while at the same time encouraging donations which would provide the owners with the funds needed to run, maintain and improve the site? With all due respect, it is my suggestion that either the bouncer checks be eliminated, or just remove the comment feature altogether Bouncer checks for every action has gotten ridiculous. You can not rate, comment a pic, blog or bulletin without having to say hello to the bouncer. What fun is this? Not sure it will do any good, but repost this, add to it or ignore it, either way I really needed to vent

Pleasure Night With Me The Warrior Dj Kaijaw Live At Dynamite Radio Request Lounge
CLICK HERE TO MAKE A REQUEST IN THE REQUEST LOUNGE THE TIME HAS COME FOR DYNAMITE RADIO JOIN US FOR THE FREAKS OF THE NIGHT LIVE WITHIN US AND WE EMBRACE IT EVERY CHANCE WE GET... DON'T MISS OUT ON THE EXCITEMENT CLICK THE PICTURES AND JOIN IN ON THE PEOPLE AND TUNES PLEASURE NIGHT with yours truly THE WARRIOR DJ KAIJAW live at dynamite radio request lounge RULES AS FOLLOWS..... ALL PEOPLE IN LOUNGE WILL BE CALLED AT RANDOM BY THE WARRIOR DJ KAIJAW... BIDS START WITH RANDOM CHOSEN FUBAR BUCKS AND WILL RAISE WITH EACH BID ON EACH PERSON UP FOR AUCTION... MAN AND WOMEN WILL BE AUCTIONED OFF... JOIN IN RIGHT NOW AND SEE WHAT WE MEAN... DYNAMITE RADIO WE DO IT BIG... Dynamite Radio TAKING REQUESTS AND PLEASING THE LISTENERS

Dear All....
Dear All: I received this email from a friend of mine and I had to clean it up because of text editing symbols. I thought it was very appropriate. As Christians we are often asked by Third World Countries why the USA seems to be so blessed. We are a diversified country in terms of people and religions. We Christians are called to stand in the Gap for and with Christ with each breath that we take. Some things we cannot change but we can always pray for strength, wisdom and discernment in these trying times. It seems prayer still upsets some people. Please read.... When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard; 'Heavenly Father, We come before you today To ask your forgiveness and To seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good' But that is exactly what we have done. We have lost

Lookie What Is Back.. Just A Meeting Room, But If Your Brutal I Better See Ya Being A Member,.. Even If You Never Return.. Just Lets Me Know Who Is
Brutal Fam Invites all ORIGNAL Brutal members and New too! FUCK THE REST! JOIN THE BEST!!!!! (CLICK THE BANNER TO CHECK IT OUT!!) So Come in and Become Brutal

Market Research And Children
Market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She said, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'If you don't mind my asking,' he said, 'what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex,' she said. The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman said, 'I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out.

Setting Your Self Free
SETTING YOUR SELF FREE SETTING YOUR SELF FREE magnify I HAVE NOTICED A LOT OF MEMBERS HAVE A WONDERFUL DEEP SEETHING DARK FREE SPIRIT.. PLEASE DON'T BE HINDERED BY NICENESS OR COMPLACENCY. WHAT DO I MEAN? I'LL EXPLAIN; THIS WORLD TALKS ABOUT BEING NICE AND GETTING ALONG WITH OTHERS (PLAYING NICE), ACCEPTANCES OF INDIFFERENCE. BUT TRULY THERE'S AN UNDER BELLY OF WONDERFUL DARK INDIVIDUALS PRETENDING BEING WHAT SOCIETY WANTS THEM TO BE. IN THIS REALM I HAVE SEEN MORE TREACHERY, TRICKERY BY CHRISTIANS AND HAVE SEEN EVEN HATE. ALSO DOWN OUT RIGHT MURDER BY NON-CHRISTIANS. THESE PEOPLE TALK OF PEACE BUT ALL THIS TIME BEING DEVILS IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING. BUT THOSE WHO ARE NOW LETTING THERE TRUE SELVES BECOME FREE... STAY FREE; GATHER YOURSELVES LIKE A UNFORGIVING STORM. ENJOY LIFE,LOVE,AND TRUE PEACE OF BEING YOUR SELVES. BUT THOSE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?? LIKE YOU IN THE RED SHIRT ASK ME OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS ON YOUR LIST. THEY WILL BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU AND LACE YOU U

Foundrymusic Interview: Adult Film Star Sunset Thomas
After a nearly four year abscence from adult films, the one and only AVN Hall of Famer Sunset Thomas has announced that she is going to make her farewell movie, originally titled 'Sunset's Last Fuck', slated for a March 2008 release through Larry Flynt's LFP Video. Since this could be the last time any of us see her naked ass on screen (never say 'never', right?), we thought it would be an excellent time to throw Sunset Thomas a whole sack full of stupid, and see what she tossed back. Here's how it went down... CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE INTERVIEW!

Understanding
UNDERSTANDING(SAW THE BEGINNING CONTINUED) TO ALL THINGS UNDERSTANDING MUST COME. SOMETIMES IT COMES TOO LATE AT THE END OF A CYCLE. AND SOME IT COMES ON TIME. HERE JOHN YOU WILL GET AN UNDERSTANDING OF WAY THE CHOICE WAS MADE, AND WAY YOU MUST ENDURE THROUGH THIS CHOICE THAT WAS TAKING. YOU SEE YOUR DYING OF CANCER. WHAT CHOICE DID YOU MAKE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN? "I DIDN'T MAKE THIS CHOICE. IT WAS AN BIOLOGICAL OCCURENCE. IT WAS NOT BY CHOICE I MADE CERTAIN BIOLOGICAL SYSTEMS BECAME WEAK AND CANCER CELLS GREW." REALLY JOHN? WAS THIS HOW IT BECAME? LET ME TELL YOU HOW THIS BECAME REALITY FOR YOU AND HOW THE CHOICE BECAME CANCER. THEIR ARE CERTAIN FOODS ..."AND I NEVER SMOKED EVER." OK WITH ALL THAT SAID. A PERSON CAN STILL GET CANCER WITHOUT SMOKING. A PERSON CAN GET CANCER OF THE BRAIN LIKES YOURS BY CHOICING THE WRONG FOODS, AND CHOICING THE WRONG FORCES ( I.E. BELEIFS) IN THEIR LIFES. NOW YOU DRIVEN YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF AND LIVED THROUGH THAT CHOICES. THIS NEW FOUNDED PAIN HAS BRO

Howling Blood 1
HOWLING BLOOD NOW JOHN LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. PICK OUT A PERSON AND TELL ME ABOUT THEM ALSO THEIR PERSONALITY. "WELL I SEE A WOMAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT SHE IS MARRIED AND SHE ABOUT TO MEET UP WITH SOME OTHER MAN NOT HER HUSBAND." GOOD WHAT ELSE TO DO SEE JOHN? CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT TYPE OF PERSON SHE IS? "NO. I CAN'T AT THIS POINT IN TIME. NOT GETTING TO STUDY MORE ABOUT HER." WELL LET ME TELL YOU AND LEARN. SHE IS THE TYPE THAT IS SELF CENTERED. SHE ONLY THINKS ABOUT HER WHATS,HER NEEDS,AND IF IT FEELS GOOD DO IT TYPE OF ATTITUDE. LOOK SHE IS MARRIED BUT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF COVENANT. THIS WILL BE YOUR FIRST TEST. SHE WILL BE THE FIRST TO PLAY THE GAME OF CHOICE. "WHAT ABOUT THE POLICE? WON'T THEY COME AND ARREST YOU AND CHARGE YOU FOR HER MURDER?" JOHN THE POLICE ARE JUST LIKE ANY ONE ELSE IN THIS SOCIETY OF SLEEPING SHEEP. THEY DIDN'T FIND ME IN CALIFORNIA,WHEN I WAS TEACHING THEM ABOUT THEIR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING, AND

Something To Put A Smile On Your Face...
WAX IS NOT YOUR FRIEND!! WARNING!! MAKE SURE YOU GO POTTY BEFORE YOU READ THIS. All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead o

If I Lean A Little At A 100.... Let Me
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, Where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right. A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?" Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew.............. "Theywon't let me fart."

Tired
Here goes again- MissAngieAsphyxia on a rage once more. Last night I went to work at 915 (didnt have to be there until 11 but people at home were just being bitches and i didnt want to put up with it. Plus Nip/Tuck came of from 10-11 and god forbid i miss it :-)) 2 people were working until 11 and sat on their asses from 9-11. GOD FORBID they get their shit done or even start our 1million loads of sheets and towels with 2 washers. Then i had my evaluation today. She said she wasnt coming in til 8, i worked till 7, i didnt want to stay- so i went and worked out for a little bit. came back and she gave me my eval... needless to say- it went very very well. She couldnt think of any goals to give me. thats why she waited to give me my eval a month late bc she was trying to think and think and think. so obviously im just that fucking awesome. Then came the fun part. I had a bitch paper in my pocket where i just write random shit to bitch about. Needless to say, my administrator and i b

The Final Word...
The Final Word Don't try to say you're sorry for all that you've done. Don't sit there gloating, thinking you have won. The things you said were bad enough, but it's what you did in the end that broke my heart to the point it's at, where it may never mend. You stabbed and cut and made gashes so real, that I don't know if I'll ever be able to heal. That last lonely word you spoke was the final blow, for that is what hurt me the most, more than you will ever know. "All it takes is one final word and all hope is gone."

Little Johnny Strikes Again
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried

Kneel
A Holy son who never existed Demanding fealty for in exchange for salvation From your own actions and an imaginary consequence Stories even children don't believe Invented by the Romans to control the ignorant masses Seek forgiveness from ghosts that don't care about your sins Or a pedaphile who has taken your true son's innocence Streets paved with gold, a lake of fire Which is more believable? Don't ask questions or believe the hard proof Science is your enemy because it proves you wrong Slaves to an ideal, masters of guilt Kneel, oh Christian

Bullcrap
My name is Granny The Southern Perv from D.S.C. Im here to inform some that just because my name says The Southern Perv doesnot mean I will perv just anyone. Im sick and tired of all the drama on this damn site..I perv who ,when and how I want . I belong to no man , Im not someones bitch , or love slave , so please dont ask. Some people apparently cant read, because they still ask me.Just because i chose not to have a man in my life doesnt mean I will perv people on FUBAR.There are about 3 different people I cam with so dont ask about playing on cam,cause this girl dont and wont.If u want to delete yourself from my list fine i will understand. For the few I do cam with Con cam soon

A Little Thanks To You All
Life in the military has taken me to many places. The first few years I was in the US Navy and seen many new places for someone of 18 years. With a honorable discharge under my belt in 1989 I thought I had life by the tail like many other people before me. New loves and then lost loves or were they really loves at all. In 1994 I joined the National Guard and am currently finishing my career. I have see the uglyest in things (hurricain Katrina, and the Iraq war). But the best things I have seen is the support for my brothers and sisters from the american people. The love is very overwelming and is greatly taken in by the military men and women. Please take my thanks for these brave and caring people. May God bless you all and the miltary men and women of this country.

Memories
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

I Can't Believe I Didn't Think Of This Myself!
THE LAW IS THE LAW! So if the US government determines that it is against the law for the words 'under God' to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the 'Ten Commandments' are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, 'so be it,' because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public's best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings, I don't believe the Government and its employees should participate in the Easter and Christmas celebrations which honor the God that our government is eliminating from many facets of American life. I'd like my mail delivered on Christmas, Good Friday, Thanksgiving & Easter. Af

Nothing Less Amazing
There is nothing less amazing to you than me You see me as the safe choice The yawn you look at last A little bit vanilla Some one you can look past Well I am here to tell you that I never left while the men in you life faulter You weap upon my chest I am still you pillar while they all fall away I never disappoint you but you keep me at bay I know you may never love me but I'll wait for you And while you love all the others I'm glad to be your fool

Going To Mississippi Saturday...
well we will b headn to mississippi delta (drew,ms) saturday..eric will b with me for a week then he will leave me there for a month....we will return to nc in dec. by xmas...hope to c all my friends while im there or to make new ones...of course i am home...

How To Poop At Work...yes, I Said Poop!!!
HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY: This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE: This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompani

The Keys To My Heart...
I am attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, I feel the most alive when my lover is creative and never lets me feel bored. I'd like for my lover to think I are stylish and alluring. I would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. MY ideal relationship is lasting. I want a relationship that looks to the future... one I can grow with. My risk of cheating is zero. I care about society and morality. I couldn't and would never break a commitment. I think of marriage as something precious. I'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. AT this moment, I think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted

Marie
Marie fell asleep that night..she was tired from working hard at the office downtown, she had just stepped from the shower and dried off carefully and walked into her bedroom and turned the tv on to watch a movie she wanted to see on the cable network. she slipped on he night gown which was a small teddy like out fit and just white panties underneath. she crawled into the bed where Steve her boyfriend was, sound asleep, he too was quite tired from a hard day at the Bike shop, he had to work alone in the design room for the engines of the bike he was working on. he tossed and turned and finally rolled over and mumbled someone's name, she couldnt understand due to the fact that he had his head under the blankets. She leaned against the headboard of the bed and turne up the tv a little bit she heard the movie start and she grabbed her soda and sippe it and set the glass back down the movie was called "Lustful Nights" an adult movie, since there was nothing else on the weeknights anyplace

Today Sucks
Today my little girl who has ADHD and has been so hard for me to handle went to go live with her dad and grandparents, so i feel like crap and I love her and miss her already. this was such a hard decision for me to make, not sure how this is gonna go, and i need to focus on my other daughter more who is needing help too but whos dad has been passed away for a few yrs now.

Bed Sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down replied: "I thin

Sex
How to suck cock like a pro Five Fellatio Tips Watch the teeth! The biggest mistake that novice fellatrixes make is scraping the penis with their teeth. Though some men may like this mix of pain and pleasure, most will not. Fact is, it's difficult to relax and enjoy the sensations if you're always worrying about your dick being bitten off during a blowjob. Tucking your teeth under your lips is one way to make sure you avoid this gotcha. Otherwise, just make sure to open wide and be careful. Your teeth and his skin just weren't meant to be together. ------------------------------------------------- Act like you like it It may seem simple, but if you act like you enjoy giving head, it will increase his pleasure greatly. Nothing's worse that getting a blow job from a reluctant or unwilling partner. Of course, the best way to do this is to swallow at the end, but even if you can't bring yourself to do that, a little enthusiasm will go a long way. Some ways to

The Colonoscopy
I went into my proctologist's office for my first rectal exam. His new nurse, Evelyn, took me to an examining room and told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed that there were three itemson a stand next to the exam table: a Tube of K-Y jelly, a rubber glove and a beer. When the doctor finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for ? At that Doctor Paul became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door He flung the door open and yelled to his nurse....... Darn it Evelyn !!!!!!!!!!! I said a BUTT LIGHT"

Who Wants Dog Back Vote Yes Or No
Want Dog Back on?! VOTE YES!! http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/ http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/ http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/ http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/ http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/ http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/

Return The Favor
We have to return the favor given by Confederate bombers and SUP, and we need help! All HOTT members need to bomb this link..We have one hour left to get her in second place...any other friedns that want to help are welcome..MUAH!!

Forgiven And Forgotten
Forgiven and Forgotten I open my heart to all I live for the future, I live for time now Nothing fazes me, no longer shall I weep I'm tired of the pain, I'm tired of the drama From now on, the pain and anger rolls off my back Away to the trashy gutter Away from my heart to kill me with pain No more talking No more pain No more attention No more fuel to make that blazing fire I care no more for those that no longer care for me I forgive and I forgot Now I live time as it is Now I live as what time gives me I love those close I love those far apart I love those who have harmed I love those who have given me love I have forgiven, and I have forgotten No longer shall I shed a tear for those looking to harm me I only shed tears for the love and lost of those dear to me I care for all, and shall continue far My life is now my own, and no longer theirs to mold I mold my life for my own benifits No longer shall those cold fingers steal the warmth from my soul I am wh

Muscular Contractions
MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS > > A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular > Contractions" to his first year medical students. > > Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor > decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in > the front row and said, > > "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" > > She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." > > The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class.

Our Passion
My body wants more of such love. Every night my heart shivers with lust. With his gaze down at me, I smile to him above. Having him hold me within his arms is a must. For it pains me not to feel his touch. His fingers trail gently down my pale, soft skin. While he grace's my throat with gentle kisses, but not too much. Why is it that passion sometimes feels like a sin. Though deep within it feels like heaven. My heart wanting more and more of him. He's almost like a sweet chocolate craiven. I will do anything for him, even hang from a cherry tree limb. While beneith me awaits hell itself. I will await for my knight in shining armor. With bare hands and cunning intelligence, he will rescue me himself. And then after he will proctect me with his rubber. From there on we shall live forever after.

My Princess
A Beautiful Angel glances my way. Her smile warms my day. I cant help but to think of her beautiful face. Her eyes make me feel as though I’m floating in outter space. I float there in a daze. I dont think anything can give me a faze. I want her in my arms, now and forever. (Dedicated to my lovely woman, Alexis)

I Have Stalkers
LOL Everywhere I go, they follow me! It's like a never ending cycle! Oh well, show's how much I'm admired. :^D I guess they just dont realize that there's a little monitor on this website where I can see whom is looking at my page and what not. Wow...I feel admired. YAY! I'm a rolemodel now! -giggles-

Red-neck Pickup Lines
RED-NECK PICKUP LINES 1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away! 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea .. I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them. 6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. 7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." 9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap mo tel room. 11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. and.... the best for last! 13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of

My Special Ppl In My Life
well i have a very beautiful daughter she is 8 and even tho i am having some problems with her she is still the most valuable thing in my life and then there is dustin well he knows but he is a very very special person to me and he can alsways make you smile. then i got very few selected friends that mean the world to me but i wont go into all them but there is 3 that i would do anything for the rest of my so called friends well they need to jus grow up thats all.. have fun everyone ask me questions ill tell you know lies... see ya peace out

Going No Where
When I get news I always end up gettine bad news back 3 times worse. I was happy to hear that Stephanie was able to get Jazy on day care assistance. Well when I got home today I got a notice saying that my electricy(sp) is going to be shit off because I haven't paid any of my bills since June. I got that figured out and then they will send me a statement showing what the months have been and then I can work it out with Kim to get money from her to help pay her half. I just keep getting more bills that I can't keep up on, I just want to give up. I can't pay my car this month now, so I asked mom to help me out, I hate that because I just blogged about how I didn't want to be like my brother and run to mom. My mom has agreed to help me out again, I think because I am not doing a good job on my own I am not ready to be out on my own yet. I am not stable enough for what I have going on and I am going to talk to my parents about moving back home when my lease is up in May. I know they will l

Fyi
If anyone has noticed Ive been scarce yesterday and today..well let me fill ya in on whats goin on..As anyone who knows me knows I take care of my grandmother everyday. I get the kids off to school and then I head over to her house to cook n clean and do whatever she needs done. Well yesterday My mom went with me we got to grams about 8;30 am I unlocked the door n went in as i walked in I saw my grandma on the den floor in pools of blood. She was walking to the kitchen from her bedroom lost conciousness and fell. When she fell she hit her head on the console TV and ripped the skin off of her left arm. Now you have to understand my grandma is 4ft 8 she weighs 77 lbs and she is 95 years old. her skin is like paper the slightest bump or touch bruises or can rip her open. Well we called 911 and got her to the hospital then the flippin ER wouldnt let anyone go back with her and she was crying and asking for my mom or I . I got PISSEDDDD they called security on me lol BUT i got my mom

My Dreamz...
Have you ever laid awake at night wishing that there would be someone laying next to you? Someone to hold you close, Someone to kiss you softly, Someone to whisper, "I love you." I do it every night and if I close my eyes, I can feel those arms around me, I can feel those lips touching my skin, I can hear those sweet words in my ear. And every night I drift into these dreamz, Over and over again, Wondering will they be the only thing I can have?

*meeeeeeh*
If my nose isn't stopped up it's running. Not to mention that if I cough one more time my brain stem will be jiggled loose. This is fucking gay. I haven't eaten in two days mostly cause my taste buds are fucked. Believe my I want to eat, I think, but I just can't seem to make myself. Don't worry I'm not going anorexic on ya'll it's not a stomach flu or anything it's just a cold but it's the worst cold I've had in a while because I guess people love infecting me. And that's another roll of toilet paper I've used just blowing my fucking nose. I don't think I'd be in this perdicament if our fucking heater hadn't broken or if they hadn't taken so long to fix it. Speaking of which it's not fixed yet. Damn it all.

Seether - Fake It
Whose to know if your soul will fade at all The one you sold to fool the world You lose your self-esteem along the way Good god, you're coming up with reasons Good god, you're dragging it out Good god, it's the changing of the seasons It feels so great, so follow me down Fake it if you’re out of direction Fake it if you don't belong Fake it if you feel like infection Whoa, you’re such a fucking hypocrite You should know that the lies won't hide your flaws No sense in hiding all of yours You gave up on your dreams along the way Good god, you're coming up with reasons Good god, you're dragging it out Good god, it's the changing of the seasons It feels so great, so follow me down and just... Fake it if you’re out of direction Fake it if you don't belong Fake it if you feel like infection Whoa, you’re such a fucking hypocrite I can fake with the best of anyone I can fake with the best of them all I can fake it with the best of anyone I can fake it all Wh

Next Contest Coming Up Please All Members Read
Next Contest For the Sexiest Man or Woman Entered in this contest is…Obiwan ‘The Watcher Fu~Hubby to Padame ‘GeeGee’ and Captain of The Confederate Bombers. CONTEST STARTS NOVEMBER 17TH ENDS DECEMBER 1ST 1st Place 3 month vip or 1 month blast * First to reach 35,000 comments wins 2nd Place 7 day blast *First to 15,000 comments wins 3rd Place 3 day blast *First to 10,000 wins You can read more information on this contest at http://www.fubar.com/blog/153259/606800 More information will follow as soon as it is received.

Men !!!
1. Men are like .. Laxatives .. ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ..... Blenders..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .. Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ..... .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ..... . Mascara.... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .. Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps.... Fun to look at, but not very

I Was Thinking
YOU KNOW SOMETHING THAT ISNT RIGHT MAY WORK OUT TO BE OK I HAVE DECIDED TO STAY ON FUBAR AND DO WHAT I DO BEST HAVE FUN IM HOPING THIS WILL WORK OUT FOR THE BEST AND I THANK ALL MY FRIENDS LOVE YA ALLL AND THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT IF ANYONE WANTS TO ADD ME TO YAHOO FEEL FREE TO IHATEBITCHBOYZ@YAHOO.COM

Picture
i posted a mumm tonight and i am used to the nasty comments. i can deal with them but not with a picture that i came across. someone had a picture of an aborted baby on someones hand. it made me so mad. i lost a baby girl at 8 months 2 years ago and i know i may be over reacting but seeing that killed me. it made me cry.... i really hate people sometimes!!! and i think the worst part of it all is what was written under the pic, if only my mother had loved me. FUCK HIM! SORRY HAD TO VENT!

Three Types Of Players...
Oh HELL...I've been suckered in by all 3 types... Player Type #1) The "Ego-Driven" Player These are the guys who want or need attention from multiple women because it feeds their ego and makes them feel better about themselves. They aren't necessarily bad guys, and often develop deep connections with the women they're with... but they're shameless flirts that usually don' t know any better than to live their lives seeking approval and validation from lots of women. And the affection of a woman and sex is their ultimate form of getting approval. You'll find these guys constantly in and out of short "relationships", but never making any of them work out... because it's really all about them. Player Type #2) The "Social" Player: These are the guys who make a career out of learning how to pick up women and it becomes their favorite evening pastime. They're in it for more of the challenge and experience than they are for the actual "connecti

Friends Or Not / Truth Or Lie
well i am back this time i think i am goin to lay everything left on the line frankly dont care if it hurts any ones feelings.i have been coming to fubar after being invited by a real friend. well i have been hit on n told this n that bout from every one i know. i dont care how people feel at this time, but when you come up and try to play games with me like this one girl. i try to be a friend n tell her what to expect from fubar n how people specially guys are. bascialyl tells me to go fuck off but later she coming back saying im so sorry you was right. well make me giggle i tell u this you want attention one these days u goint o get more than u bargin for. when some one tries to be a true friend what u do basically say oh i know this bout this guy or know that bout him but when that guy hurts you. ive ALWAYS truied to be here n you always saying oh your a good person n friend but still you keep thinking im blind and shit u act like im not around. when i am around most the so called f

This Is Not About You...
I think I am the worst most infrequent blogger in the world lol.... ok maybe not but just thought I would over exaggerate a little.... I’ve been thinking a lot lately, and the "L" word comes up a lot... I want to be loved to feel loved, and by some one who KNOWS me... A lot of people want me but what do they want, do they want everything? or do they just want in my pants, and use that word to try to get there? The "L" word is used so frequently anymore that it loses all meaning sometimes, and when you really mean it, it isn’t as valuable. I am bad about using it a lot, but just because I tell you I love you doesn’t mean that I am IN LOVE with you... It means I cherish you and our friendship, I was taught to tell those you care about that you care about them, and more times than not it can get misconstrued, which isn’t good. Its funny, I’m married, so I should feel loved right? Ha! I don’t.... The one person that should make me feel loved makes me feel like an object and an ob

Abuse
This is from my roomates perspective...it is a True Story..I was there.. The other nite I was laying in bed almost asleep only to be woken up by a cry for help. I immediatly reconized it as my nieghbor Tiffany and I knew exactly what was happening. She has had problems before with her 220plus, nothing but muscle, boyfriend, Julio, "manhandling" her and I must say she is only 110lbs wet. So I ran over to her house and went in with my roomate, Cindra, right behind me. As I walked in she was laying on the floor crying, with one hand holding her knee and Julio holding her by the other arm. As Cindra and I walked up to him he let her go and walked away. We were yelling at him telling him to leave, but of course, he thought he was all mighty and started walking back towards Tiffany. So Cindra got in between them and put a knife to his neck, telling him to get the fuck back. At first he didnt seem to care, but when he noticed she wasnt backing off he walked away. Cindra then carried Ti

Please Help Me Find This Guy!!
this happened in ypsilanti michigan does anyone know someone that has a lifted dodge 4x4 silver with the license plate IJL U45 or 1JL U45 please let me know....this little fucker just tried to run me off the road with a 2 year old in the car. He yelled and told me to get out of his way then tried to run me off the road...i have no clue who he was but i wanna know who he is...plz let me know and repost please. it happened on grove rd right by lake shore apartments. ~nessa

Battle Of Leyte Gulf
Battle Of Leyte Gulf The largest and greatest naval battle ever fought! A milestone in naval and military history! The story of the Battle of Leyte Gulf is not just a tale of hundreds of ships and hundreds of thousands of men. It is a story of a group of extraordinary individuals who held important American command positions. Here is the brief story of some of these people. The Beginning Important historic events involved some of these men during and after the ravaging defeat by the Japanese at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941. One of these men was Commander Clifton A. F. Sprague. He rose to the rank of Rear Admiral and became the hero of the Battle of Leyte Gulf when he lead his outgunned and outnumbered force to fight back against the best surface ships the Imperial Japanese Navy had. The heroism of Sprague and the other men of his command stopped the Japanese in their tracks and saved the American invasion of the Philippines. The second person who played a decisive role

Tangy Chicken Bake
1/2 cup mayonnaise 2 tablespoons Dijon mustard Grated peel of 1 lemon 1 tablespoon minced parsley 6 chicken breast halves with skin Juice of 1 lemon 1/3 cup dry white wine 1. In small bowl, combine mayonnaise and mustard, mixing well. 2. In another small bowl, combine 3 tablespoons of mustard mixture with lemon peel and parsley. Using fingers, carefully lift chicken skin (do no detach). Insert 2 teaspoons sauce mixture under skin of each breast. Press outside of skin to spread sauce mixture evenly over chicken. Place chicken, skin-side down, in a glass 13 x 9 x 2-inch baking dish. 3. Combine remaining mustard mixture with lemon juice and wine; pour mixture over chicken. Cover and refrigerate 8 hours or overnight, turning once. 4. Bake, skin-side down, uncovered, at 350*F (175*C) for 30 minutes, basting occasionally. Turn skin-side up and bake an additional 30 minutes or until chicken is done. Makes 6 se

Savory Chicken Pot Pie
4 cups cubed cooked chicken 1 1/2 cups chicken broth 1 1/2 cups frozen peas 3 to 4 medium carrots peeled and cut into 1/4-inch slices 1 (8-ounce) can condensed cream of mushroom soup, undiluted 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 2 cups biscuit mix 1 1/4 cups milk 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1/2 teaspoon celery seed Sesame seeds (optional) 1. In a saucepan combine chicken, broth, peas, carrots, soup, salt and pepper. Bring to a boil, stirring occasionally. 2. Meanwhile, combine biscuit mix, milk. garlic powder and celery seed (mixture will be thin). 3. Pour hot chicken mixture into 9 x 13 x 2-inch greased baking dish. Spoon biscuit mixture evenly over the top of chicken mixture. Sprinkle with sesame seeds, if desired. 4. Bake, uncovered at 350*F (175*C) for 30 to 35 minutes or until topping is golden brown. Makes 8 servings.

Emembrace Me If You Can
Ravish me with desire filling me with your liquid fire Devour me like dipped chocolate strawberries dollupped in a creamy whip Charm me with romance let me go and watch me as I soar and dance Enthrall me with secret naughty thoughts that cause my body to sweat Storm me with thunder and lightning and weave a spell to cast me under Lure me into your web of forbidden fantasies as my passions flow and ebb Endure me through the growing years as we learn things a-new Empty me of my pain and heartache so with you I can freely dance in the rain. Consume me for I'm a drop of honey on the comb you the bee ontop Seduce me with verse whispered softly senusous and perverse Hold me safely as your heart,in time with mine drives me crazy. Kiss me with a yearning awakening my soul a new page turning Touch me softly catch me as I fall knees give out weakly Taste me as I tremble with anticipation as my protective walls crumble

Do You Like Big Tits????
Did I get your attention? Hmmmm? Yes, I have them but also a friend of mine had a lovely pair and all she needs everyone to do is give her one comment. No comment bombing, just one little comment. She is in a contest and we can't let some little tittied chick win! Please click on this picture, it will take you to the persons profile that is holding it, rate her and ask to be her friend and then when she accepts it, remember to go back and leave Melissa a comment on her Big Beautiful Tits! It is simple. I promise. We don't want her losing. Can't have it. So I am asking for all your help. Please **bats eye lashes** Show this girl we love big boobs! Kisses to you all and Kiss to Martin because he did for me today. :) ciao~

Friends Forever
Friends forever friends till the end, wiping away the tears never turning our backs on eachother. Friends forever through the good times and bad times, Friends forever friends till the end, we seen eachother cry seen eachother laugh made eachother smile. Friend forever friends till the end. we have shared things that the outside doesnt know about. Friends forever friends till the end, Friends forever together we can face the most difficult situations, together we can be there for eachother. sticking together through it all. Friends forever friends till the end. Friends forever we can climb any mountain swim any river, walk any highway as long as we are together forever Friends forever friends till the end.

Monday Night Memories
Surrounded by darkness Shrouded in fear Pressure weighing down As the moment draws near Attempting to remain calm But dreaded are the events to come Watching all others Taken down one by one May not have been the first But certainly won't be the last Wishing for relaxation But not wanting to lay in the cool evening grass Time is running out Looking beyond the pack Producing a forward release Pain surging from the back Falling to the ground Hearing a joyful noise Slowly standing up To see the reason to rejoice Friends wearing smiles Enemies starting to frown There's no other experience Like throwing the game-winning touchdown

Show Whitetailhunter Some Love
Hugs to my Confederate Family! Everyone is just totally AWESOME! We need to help White Tail Hunter Leveling, he has a ways to go to get to Fuberlord, but let’s start helping him today. He has been excellent in rating other family members. LET’S ROCK HIS PAGE AND SHOW JUST HOW MIGHTY WE ARE!!!!

Hope Help
Fragile like glass Strong as storm winds Takes hold of your life Sucks you deep within Shining happiness Becomes agonizing pain What once was Will never be again Granted you joy But now causes tears It was your wildest dream It is now your greatest fear Bu when you think it's hopeless When you feel there's no other way Just as sure as the sun sets And rises the next day The world is not over You can make it through Even though you feel alone You know that's not true And with newfound strength Even though your heart is sore You may lose a few battles But you will win the war

Top 16 Country Songs...
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke

A Tortured Mind
Sometimes in life the most beautiful and brilliant of minds becomes tortured and tormented by the demons of mental illness and personality disorders. Some victims never know a moments peace their entire life, and for some they view death as their only escape from the madness and pain. I would like to dedicate this to someone very very special in my life...Someone I love more than life itself. A TORTURED MIND A lost cause that never finds; troubled dreams and faded lines. Forever drowning and cursed to be, losing touch and touch to see. Tortured mind and hungered soul; loss of love; burnt out coal. Tears of acid running dry, reality fading as I cry. Hollow screams echo here; smell of never-ending fear. Smile of chaos; burning blood; lies of misery; sound of mud. False hope and blinding pain; courage hiding and bravery drained. Sighs of passion thirsting for life; blurry visions, an unending strife. Imprisoned happiness locked up tight; lost the

Unreal Memories....
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or if you are a random reader) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your diary and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you..

How Did We Survive?
THOSE BORN 1920-1979 READ TO THE BOTTOM FOR QUOTE OF THE MONTH BY JAY LENO. IF YOU DON'T READ ANYTHING ELSE---VERY WELL STATED TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actu

Dark Lust
Angel in the day until the darkness fills the light cynders burning passion when all eyes are out of sight blinded by the madness flesh becomes a rage flaming in desire an animal .. uncaged shadows dance along the walls building passion deep within fingertips engraving promise lust and love and sin madness fills the sky the stars fall one by one wicked is the rapture when the moon has swallowed sun spin into the web passion burns desire magic fills the moon oceans bleed with fire red horizon spawn fulfilled of fantasy and lust sins of flesh exhausting when the moon has turned to dust

Do You?
Does desire pulse throbbing, screaming through your body. Hurling you into a place where I am all you want all you need, all there is Do you dream of me in the dark of the night, Burning silently, fantasies of delicious pleasures. Your body restless, hands clenching at your sides. Sweet rapture filling your mind, your heart, your core. Do you wake a song in your heart, a smile on your lips Anticipation lighting the promise of another day. Thirsting for the sweet nectar of my passion. Starving for the enticing caress of my voice. Do you think of me while dealing with the daily climb. Do simple things bring visions of my kiss, my smile. Do your fingers hunger for my satin skin beneath them. Are Precious moments in time lost to reverie?

Battle Of The Coral Sea
Battle Of The Coral Sea The Battle of the Coral Sea, fought in the waters southwest of the Solomon Islands and eastward from New Guinea, was the first of the Pacific War's six fights between opposing aircraft carrier forces. Though the Japanese could rightly claim a tactical victory on "points", it was an operational and strategic defeat for them, the first major check on the great offensive they had begun five months earlier at Pearl Harbor. The diversion of Japanese resources represented by the Coral Sea battle would also have immense consequences a month later, at the Battle of Midway. The Coral Sea action resulted from a Japanese amphibious operation intended to capture Port Moresby, located on New Guinea's southeastern coast. A Japanese air base there would threaten northeastern Australia and support plans for further expansion into the South Pacific, possibly helping to drive Australia out of the war and certainly enhancing the strategic defenses of Japan's newly-enlarged o

Show Some Love For Southern Comfort
I am sending out more Hugs to my Confederate Family! Deb’ Southern Comfort is 20,020 away from her next level. Let’s also help her out getting there…please take a little time to help her to start getting those points. She has been excellent in rating other family members also. LET’S ROCK HER PAGE AND SHOW JUST HOW MIGHTY WE ARE!!!!

Stupid Stuff
Something to think about!!! 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetable while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the woman of the house about lifting the toilet seat up by using the sink. 4. To treat high blood pressure: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. ** Remember to use a timer** 5. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and falling back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a hand full of laxitives, then you'll be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life: WD~40 and Duct tape *If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD~40. *If it moves and it shouldn't use the Duct tape. 8. When confused remember, everyone seems normal until you

The Animal I Have Become!!!!!!!!!!
***THE ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME*** I can't escape this hell So many times Ive tried But Im still caged inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I cant control myself So what if you can see The darkest side of me No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe Its not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I cant escape myself So many times Ive lied But theres still rage inside Somebody get me through this nightmare I cant control myself So what if you can see The darkest side of me No one will ever change this animal I have become Help me believe Its not the real me Somebody help me tame this animal I have become Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself Somebody wake me from this nightmare I can't escape this hell THIS IS THE HOW I FEEL, YA'LL KNOW THE SONG I'M SURE!!!!!!!! BUT IT'S SO ME!!!!!!! AND I JUST FELT LIKE SHARIN THE WORKD 2 IT, LOL, & IT GIVES YA'LL A PEEK AT ME 2:p HUGS & KISSES 2

Why God Made Moms
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us. 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring. 3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts. What ingredients are mothers made of ? 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean. 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom? 1. We're related. 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom? 1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff. 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my

Returning The Favor!!
We need to return the favor to Confederate bombers for helping us last night! ALL HOTT BOMBERS NEED TO BOMB THE LINK BELOW!!! We also have a couple of new members that need to be added to your list, but I will present them after we help!

Forever Is Gone
It is cold, and the greying sky has washed out even the faintest light of stars from my life. It all has no meaning anymore, nor do I. There is nothing left of me. I have broken apart into a million tiny shards. Inside, there is vacancy, a great hollow emptiness that it seems can never be filled. Has it all till now been only but a dream? I thought once that I had them. Dreams of a life that had substance, importance and bliss. All I have now is the hope to make it through today. What I was is no more. I am dead inside, thorns twirl around my heart and bleed it dry. I dont want anything of love, nor hate, nor happiness or sadness....I just am....an empty shell. I wander through this meaningless existence, my name is mother, mom, mommy and it is all I shall ever be. Erased from the chalkboard and blown away with the dust.

Love Life
I drank your poison Because you told me it's wine Shame on you if you fooled me once Shame on me if you fooled me twice I didn't know the price You'll get yours eventually So what good am I to you, if I can't be broken?

A Song Written 4 Me
This is from my Philip (Conovar) I'm so touched! Love you babe! Chorus: To be so far away But so close to you I listen to what you say It hurts to be apart And know this Yet you never ask My life is yours no matter what I may make you angry I may make you cry I will always love you Even when I die Verse 1 I live in a world A world among soul And mine you do own For forever and more Its a pain I dont need Your chains holding me restrictions are made For people of greed Untill I met you I thought I was through You help me live on Now unto you I pledge this song With all my heart My devotion, my desire You know your the one You turn my ice to fire.

Saipan
Saipan In the campaigns of 1943 and the first half of 1944, the Allies had captured the Solomon Islands, the Gilbert Islands, the Marshall Islands and the Papuan peninsula of New Guinea. This brought the Allies up against the main Japanese defense line in the Pacific: the Caroline Islands, Palau Islands and Mariana Islands. Navajo codetalkers played a key role in directing naval gunfire onto Japanese positions.The Allies embarked on two campaigns to break this line: General Douglas MacArthur's Southwest Pacific Area command advanced through New Guinea and Morotai toward the Philippines. Admiral Chester Nimitz's Pacific Ocean Areas command attacked the Mariana Islands. The selection of the Marianas as a target was influenced by the introduction of the new B-29 Superfortress long-range bomber. If the Marianas were in Allied hands, then Tokyo would be well within its range of 1,500 miles (2,400 km). The Japanese were expecting an attack somewhere on their perimeter—though an atta

Dumb Ass Fubar Shit....
MAN...WTF THESE PPL. ON THIS SITE SMOKIN OR ON??? THESE MUTHAFUCKAS BE ON SOME OTHER SHIT AND IS GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES, ALL THIS FUCKIN BULLSHIT IS GOING TO BE THE REASON FUBAR FALLS. THESE BITCHES ON HERE NEED TO GET A FUCKIN LIFE OR DO WHAT THE FUCK EVER THEY NEED TO DO TO MAKE LIFE FOR THEMSELVES BETTER(STOP TRYING TO KEEP EYES OUTTA YOUR MESS BY MAKING OTHERS LOOK BAD). THEN MAYBE THEY WOULD NOT STRIVE SO HARD TO DRAG SOMEONE ELSE THRU THE FUCKIN MUD OR JUST COMPLICATE SHIT. WHEN I SIT BACK AND THINK ABOUT ALL THE SHIT I HAVE BEEN THRU ON FUBAR DUE TO PETTY ASS BULLSHIT (HE SAY AND MUTHA FUCKIN SHE SAY)MUTHA FUCK ALL OF THAT!!!!! LEARN TO KEEP MUTHAFUCKIN SKYLAR D. HESSEN OUT OF YOUR FUCKIN MOUTHES....DIDNT YOUR FUCKIN MAMMY TEACH YA DUMB ASS IF YOU AINT GOT SHIT TO FUCKIN SAY NICE DON'T SAY A GOD DAMNED THANG, OR TREAT OTHERS THE WAY YOU WANT TO BE FUCKIN TREATED, OR TWO FUCKIN WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT..... YALL MUTHAFUCKAS BE ON SOME OTHA SHIT AND I'M NOT WITH IT. EVER

The Sex Fairy
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============= 2 Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============= 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============= 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============= 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. ============= 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quanti

To Top Off What My Dad Said
my boyfriend is ignoring me.... i have an offer to move to ohio which means leaving my friends leaving everyone i care about here but i can make 12.50 and hr.. and yada yada yada ... have my own studio.. i need ot make sure some details are worked out but non the less. i can move to oceanside.... and have a job and work and at least be out of my dads but id basically be on the couch ... or i can stay here with my dad get work and slowly disappear inside cliff u suck i really really needed u today

For My Baby
When I wake and you're not here next to me, it tears me up inside. When we're both too busy to spend time together, it eats away at my sanity. When all we can do is talk on the phone and on messenger, It's better than not talking at all, but I long to hold you in my arms once again. I just want to feel your touch, be able to hold you in my arms and try to comfort you in your time of need. I hope we can soon be togehter once again and feel the comfort that we bring each other knowing that we are in love. I miss you so much it hurts sometimes. I will always be there for you no matter what! Follow your heart, and your dreams, because you will never know what could've been if you're not willing to take a chance on love.

Pimp Out For Some Dear Friends
WHATS UP ALL OF MY FRIENDS? THE FOLLWOING PEOPLE ARE VERY DEAR FRIENDS OF MINE AND PROBABLY OF YOURS TOO. SO HOOK THEM UP AND SHOW THEM SOME LOVE ON THERE PAGES RATES/COMMENTS/FAN AND ADD IF U HAVEN'T ALREADY. DON'T BE SHY SPREAD THE LOVE!!! LOL CONNIE~ELIJAHS WIFEY~REPPIN FUBAR'S AFTER HOUR'S@ fubar ~VoMiT~...yep.@ fubar *Roxann*~INDIAN PRINCESS~*~Spirit Bombers Greeter~*~{WTC}~Club F.A.R. member*@ fubar ♥JustAGirl♥Club F.A.R.~Member of Explosive Drama Free Bombers~BFF to Rikan Baller@ fubar ~*SeXxI iTaLiA maMi~* {{club far}}@ fubar ~AradiaDawn's Broken~@ fubar BUC-B.A.M.N!!! MMAReporter / L.M.S.S.-Batcave owner. R.O.E. Aka- CARNAGE@ fubar Mrs. Undercover@ fubar ~MIZZ.Cali Queen~(GET OFF MY SWAGG CUZ IT GO HARD!)!@ fubar

Love
I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest stars. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are amazing people and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me. Mommy loves you so much!!

Looking For Someone To Rate?
My wonderful friends... if you're looking for someone to rate; happy hour or not; here's a great guy that is trying to level. He doesn't have many pics or stash so it shouldn't take you too long. Please see if you can help him out. tf5_bassist@ fubar PS: Do let me know so I can say thank you! ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy

Jokes
Phone Games She quivered with anticipation, the familiar ring The telephone call that made her heart sing. His voice soft and low, it made her face glow With the soft pink hue that excitement can do. She knew what he wanted, she expected his call She lay comfortably back on soft cushions and all. His breathing was audible, slow and rhythmic Sending thrills through her body no other could mimic. "Is it in your hand?" She coyly asked him He affirmed and assured her his readiness urged him To proceed slowly but with eager abandon His other hand moving in perfect rhythm. His excited gasps drew her into the game He screamed out " Yes!" and his breathing changed To a frenzied rush. Her body arched, her lips parted. As he whispered softly he's only just started. His excitement grew and tension mounted His hand moved faster, the moments counted. "Yes!" she cried into the 'phone as he hoarsely whispered, almost a groan…. "Two twenty's, two tens, two set for li

Tinian
Tinian The Battle of Tinian was a battle of the Pacific campaign of World War II, fought on the island of Tinian in the Mariana Islands from 24 July 1944 to 1 August 1944. The American victory in the battle of Saipan made Tinian, 5.6 km (3.5 miles) south of Saipan, the next step in the Marianas campaign. The 2nd and 4th Marine Divisions landed on 24 July 1944, supported by naval bombardment and artillery firing across the strait from Saipan. A successful feint for the major settlement of Tinian Town diverted defenders from the actual landing site on the north of the Island. The Japanese adopted the same stubborn defensive tactics as on Saipan, retreating during the day and attacking at night. The gentler terrain of Tinian allowed the attackers more effective use of tanks and artillery than in the mountains of Saipan, and the island was secured in only nine days of fighting. On 31 July the surviving Japanese launched a suicide charge. Several hundred Japanese troops held out

Life
Why Parents Drink > > A father passing by his Daughter's bedroom was > astonished to see that > her > Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. > Then he saw an > envelope, > Propped up prominently on the pillow that was > addressed to "Dad." > With the > Worst premonition he opened the envelope with > trembling hands and read > the letter. > Dear Dad: > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing > you. I had to > Elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to > avoid a scene with > Mom and you. > I have been finding real passion with Steve and he > is so nice. > But I knew you would not approve of him because of > all his piercings, > Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that > he is much older > than > I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad I'm > pregnant. > Steve said that we will be very happy. > He owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack > Of firewood for the whole winter. > We

People!!!!
ok people i came on here because i thought it was a good place to hang and have fun i didnt know that you have to go and rate people with 10s all the time ok so just so everyone knows not everyone is a 10!!!!! get over it! if i think you are a 10 i will give you a 10 but if you are a 1 i will give you a 1!! and if you go and tell people mean things then you are a 1!! yeah this place isnt any better than myspace!

Sorry Everyone!!!!!!
Sorry I just up and disappeared, truth be told my computer's hard drive died and I just recently started working with TSA at the local Airport here in P'cola. Loving the job and everything about it. I hope to start getting online on a regular basis again!!!! Hope to hear from you all again.

Bombing Needs
OUR NEEDS IS FULL FULL SUPPORT IF YOU WANT HELP IN A CONTEST YOU NEED TO HELP ON OTHER CONTESTS I USED MY FRIEND CARD LAST NIGHT AND IF WE DONT SHOW OUR SUPPORT AND THANKS BACK HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET IN A CONTEST AND GET HELP YOURSELF THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO DO SHOW SUPPORT.BUT IF I DONT SEE YOU HELPING OTHERS LIKE OUR MOTTO SAYS I WILL NOT BRING YOU HELP OR HELP YOU OUT SO REMEMBER THAT IF YOU WANT TO WIN .

Anger, Frustration, Depression
Forgive my long absence in all things as once again i have been moving. Some of you dont quite seem to understand how bad off i allowed my life to get financially with the help of one other person who will remain nameless at this point in time. Let me say this first. I am back Living in Chillicothe and I hate it. I miss the country already. I have no land i can not stretch my perverbial wings and feel a nice soft country breeze blue straight through my soul. I cannot drive down my drive way and see horses lining it. I look out my window and what do I see, houses, buildings, streets and more houses. The size of my property is the size of a postage stamp folded in half and torn in two. It is killing me slowly. I step outside to get fresh air and what do I get, MEADE stench! I no longer take joy in being outside, or in my job, my animals offer me little comfort, they love and adore me and do their best to cheer me up. Even moving in and decorating how I want it to be has prov

Kids Talking About Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having f

"just" Friends
I keep waiting for that one special person, that is meant to be mine alone, to find me. I'm tired of being a 'good time girl', where everyone expects something, whether they get it or not. Tired of being used. Tired of not being someone's one and only, their's exclusively, as I wish to be. It's difficult to be someones "friend", and see their other friends 'paraded' before you, even if it's not intentional. I don't think I make a very good 'dirty little secret'. Because it just fukin hurts, any way you turn it. THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS LYRICS "Dirty Little Secret" Let me know that I've done wrong When I've known this all along I go around a time or two Just to waste my time with you Tell me all that you've thrown away Find out games you don't wanna play You are the only one that needs to know I'll keep you my dirty little secret (Dirty little secret) Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret (Just another regret, hope that you can keep it) My

Hang With Me!!
If you are in the Richmond, Va. area and you just want to get out and do something come hang with me!! I have employees but you can always catch me Sundays @ The Pour House!! Sundays: The Pour House Short Pump 9:30 - 1:30 3438 Pump Road (Pump and Three Chopt), Richmond, Virginia 23233 Air Hockey - Video Games - Wall To Wall TV's Mondays : Mars Bar Shockoe Bottom 10PM-2AM 115 N 18th St. Richmond, VA 23223 804-644-MARS Blacklight Pool Table TUESDAYS : ROCKS 10:00 PM - 2:00 AM 1814 E. MAIN ST. RICHMOND, VA. 23223 804-648-ROCK Pool Table Thursdays & Saturdays: Wild Willie's 8:30-12:30 7140 Mechanicsville Turnpike Mechanicsville, VA 23111 (804) 746-0033

Battle Of Guam
The Battle of Guam was a battle of the Pacific campaign of World War II, fought on the island of Guam in the Mariana Islands from 21 July 1944 to 10 August 1944. Guam is the largest of the Marianas, 30 miles (48 km) long and 9 miles (14 km) wide. It had been a United States possession from the Spanish-American War of 1898 until it was captured by the Japanese on 11 December 1941. It was not as heavily fortified as the other Mariana Islands such as Saipan that had been Japanese possessions since the end of World War I, but by 1944 it had a large garrison. The Allied plan for the invasion of the Marianas called for heavy preliminary bombardment, first by carrier aircraft and planes based in the Marshall Islands to the east, then once air superiority was gained, close bombardment by battleships. Guam was chosen as a target because its large size made it suitable as a base for supporting the next stage of operations towards the Philippines, Taiwan and the Ryukyu Islands; the deep-wat

If I Can't Be Your Queen, I Can't Be Your Anything
two initial facts: ?america doesn't have royalty. some weirdos would liken actors, actresses and recording artists to be america's royalty, but not me. ?i am single. have been for a while. and i suspect i should be for a long time. what is the point of this? what do these things have to do with one another? it is so simple: i want to be royalty, if only to one man we're talking passion here people. love so complete and intense that it transcends everything. a giving, nurturing, fulfilling, deep and nearly spiritual love. love where you would do anything for that person, including die, and in turn they would do the same for you. this is where the royalty is. where the man you love is your king, to be respected, revered, honored, and loved, in every possible way. where the woman is your queen, loved as you love yourself, put above others, and admired i am waiting for this love. this everymomentofthedaybreathtaking kind of love. i deserve it. i don't want to be wealthy, pa

Words Of Encouragement
DON'T SPEND MAJOR TIME W/ MINOR PEOPLE. IF THERE R PEOPLE N UR LIFE THAT CONTINUALLY DISAPPOINT U,BREAK PROMISES,STOMP ON UR DREAMS,2 JUDGEMENTAL,HAVE DIF'RENT VALUES & DON'T GIVE THEIR BACKING DURING DIFFICULT TIMES.........THAT IS NOT A FRIEND. TO HAVE A FRIEND, BE A FRIEND. SOMETIMES N LIFE AS U GROW,UR FRIENDS WILL EITHER GROW OR GO. SURROUND URSELF W/ PEOPLE WHO REFLECTS VALUES,GOALS, INTERESTS,& LIFESTYLE. WHEN I THINK OF ANY OF MY SUCCESSES,I AM THANKFUL 2 GOD FROM WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW,& 2 MY FAMLY & FRIENDS THAT ENRICHED MY LIFE. OVER D YRS MY PHONE BOOK HAS CHANGED. COZ I CHANGED 4 D BETTER. @ 1ST U THINK UR GOING 2 B ALONE,BUT AFTER AWHILE NEW PEOPLE SHOW UP N UR LIFE THAT MAKES UR LIFE SO MUCH SWEETER & EASIER 2 ENDURE. REMEMBER WHAT UR ELDERS USED 2 SAY, "BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK 2GETHER". IF UR AN EAGLE,DON'T HANG AROUND CHICKENS........CHICKENS CAN'T FLY! I LUV D LORD & THANK HIM 4 ALL THAT HE DOES N MY LIFE. YES, I DO LUV JESUS. HE IS MY SOURCE OF EXISTENCE & SAVIOR.

Goodbye
At first when we met We said hi Now we're still friends But we've said goodbye I gave you a chance And you rejected You said it's not good right now And you stand corrected You see what you've lost At least I hope you do You see what others can have But not you I don't mean to sound conceited Or vain in any way I'm just merely pointing out What you had, and threw away I liked you a lot I honestly did But did you feel the same? Were there feelings you hid? If you had feelings for me You didn't show it Because things are over now And I didn't know it If you didn't have feelings Then why did you say so When the only person you trust, lies Then where do you go? I just wanted to say Thought you needed to know These feelings I have Need to be let go

Reminisce
Walking these empty paths Concrete cracked and cold Keep searching for him Special someone to hold Each path all dead ends Lost, and starting to worry The storm approaches fast She stands sturdy in it's fury Bathing in rain as it falls Droplets leave tiny scares Her body remains motionless Soul trapped behind bars She's far too blind to see She's too deaf to hear it Through lightning, and noise A glimmer of hope, is lit She's forgotten everything Everything she stands for She's forgotten she's loved He's just behind that door Physically he may not be there To feel a touch is such bliss To be loved is a gift from God He's right there just reminisce Love is greater than any touch To know there's someone who cares Distance can't part destined soul mates So just dry those needless tears That glimmer of hope grows Confidence arises in her face The path no longer guides her She steps off it with grace No longer will she walk alone Love surroun

He He He
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------ ------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------- -------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women

Wwe Recap, Survivor Series, Inside Bethea's Head, W2w4
Welcome to this edition of Bethea's Byte. We are nearly a week away from Survivor Series, and I'm gonna have to make a few amendments to my predictions. This week, I will get down to brass tactics by posting my amended predictions for Survivor Series. Another look "Inside Bethea's Head" in What Bugs Me and aas always, a look ahead in W2W4. Earlier this week, I posted a special Byte paying tribute and respects to the late, great Lillian Ellison aka "The Fabulous Moolah." Her career was legendary, her life amazing. To sum her up, she was simply...FABULOUS! She will be missed. Let's recap the week. WWE MATCH RESULTS Women's Champion Beth Phoenix def. Kelly Kelly Snitsky def a Local Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy & Rey Mysterio def. Mr. Kennedy & Finlay Cody Rhodes def. World Tag Team Champion Trevor Murdoch Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Super Crazy def. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin DX def. WWE Champion Randy Orton & Umaga Kane def. Mark Henry via DQ Jami

Are You There?
Are you there? Do you hear my angry cries? Can you feel my pain? See the tears in my eyes? you've never spoken a word, though I've yelled aloud. All I've heard is stories, of which I'm sure you're proud. So now I throw a thought at you, I lift it to the air. Or were you never there? Where I am is a place of defeat Of anger and frustration Where I be is nowhere You see But a place that's occupied by only me Little lonely me Curled in the corner crying soft Hugging shadows In a loft made of dreams In a time that's far beyond the me I know inside In landscape of tears Mistrust Confusion And unworthiness Where is my love my life How can I get back to where you are Where have those feelings of Loveliness and kindness gotten me Help me Hug me Tell me you love me Show me a new path and I'll be forever yours

The Thirst Continues
She takes a sip and holds it on the tip of her tongue, To savor the bitter sweetness. The swirl of pleasure mixed with pain. Silky smooth ripples slide down her insides. Another moment slipped away. She craves another delicious taste. Another swallow of satisfaction. Her mind replays the flavor, As her mouth salivates. She feeds on the memory, Which tickles her taste buds. She holds it on the tip of her tongue, Savors the bitter sweetness, The velvet morsel of bliss. And she dances in tortured delight, Until she can sip again.

With Age, Came Rage
Crippled I've been, Scarred I will be. Did you think of that when you began to use me? Your claims to care, that you wished me no pain, just fed my dispair for your complete disdain. You paid no notice to my distress for my state of undress - your state of undress. I was only a CHILD! still meek, still mild. With age, came rage. You'd not touch me again. Did you think I'd never change? Was I to ignore the past? Surely your mind was deranged to think THAT would last. My memories never fade. They are vivid still. That you never paid Makes me feel ill. Your escape, your death, I still don't feel free. Why doesn't your lack of breath do anything to help me? My rage seems dull now- It has lost it's focus. My pain still festers. I thought it would fade. I'd hoped to move past. But it has stayed, and seems it will last for the rest of my life - Will my emotions always be in strife? 27 January 2004

More Thoughts
I AM LOST IN THIS WEB CALLED LIFE!!! I am lost and don't know what to do. My head is so foggy, I can't seem to find my purpose in life anymore. I am trapped in this web, can't figure out what is up and what is down. I don't seem to know my left from my right anymore. I feel like i'm being pulled this way, that way and every other way. I can't take it anymore. I am about to explode. Everything hurts from the inside out. But yet I am so NUMB, how can this be? To have so much pain but not feel a damn thing. Is this gonna be it for the rest of my life. Am I ever gonna find what I really want. But thats the question "What do I want?". I don't seem to have an answer to this question. I have been pushed so low to the ground in shame that I don't even know what I deserve anymore. Do I deserve to have the life I am living or to have the friends I have? There are so many things I have lost and so many things I have gained. Some of the things I lost I wish I could have back. Some of the things I

Cheers
There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore, and who always will. So, don't worry about people from your past..there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future...

Warning: Modeling Scam
Ladies and Gents, I write this message with the utmost of urgency for any and all models and online modeling sites.There is a scam going around that I got hit with recently and am hoping to put an end to this for others. If anyone says that they are contacting you on behalf of essentials magazine please beware. A Mr. Ken Steven contacted me about doing a shoot for the magazine.After several emails things became a little suspicious and I decided to take a risk and see if this was true.This is the person and email addy that contacted me :Ken Arts and Galleries . My incident has been reported to local authorities and am willing to discuss said incident in detail with those that have any questions.Please feel free to email me at jezebeltempting@yahoo.com for any further information that may help keep you from falling victim to this scam. I am shocked and appalled that this has type of criminal act has hit the modeling industry.Please be sure to check any

Questions That Haunt Me
Can you cry under water? How important does a person has to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but only get a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the same cloths you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Whats disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggages? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it called a hearing? Why are you in a movie, but on TV? why do people pay to go up tall building and then pay to to use binoculars to look at the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

What Would Babyjesus Do?
Would you have a chance if you tried to pick me up at a bar? I feel like being crazy and holding a contest of my own to see who could take me home with their smoothest pick-up line in a voicemail. If I think your pick-up line is worthy enough, I’ll give you a free happy hour. Hell, I’ll also give some sort of free stuff on fubar to the second and third best ones too. If you think you’re smooth, try me:Click here to give it your best shot. ps: i'll be posting the best pickup lines on my profile for everyone to hear, so make them good! pps: i know i'm a sexy bitch, so while i don't bat for the other team, i do have a decent sense of humor.. so guys feel free to leave me one too! -mike

For All The People I Have Loved And Lost I Miss U All
and also dedicated to a very special man who would have been my father in law Timothy....... James and i love and miss u very much MyHotComments u guys and girls can comment if you want to