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One Line Jokes
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. -- Cullen Hightower My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. -- George Bernard Shaw i got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. Whose cruel idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"? Honk if you love peace and quiet. Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up c
22 Things Never To Say To A Cop
22 Things To Never Say To A Cop 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop. 7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. 8. Bad cop! No donut! 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS? 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? 14. I pay your salary! 15. So, uh, you on the take, or what? 16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last office
38 Ways To Tell A Person There Stupid
38 Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid 1. A few clowns short of a circus 2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal 3. An experiement in artifical stupidity 4. A few beers short of a six-pack 5. Dumber than a box of hair 6. A few peas short of a casserole 7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box 8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead 9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl 10. One taco short of a combo plate 11. A few feathers short of a whole duck 12. All foam, no beer 13. The cheese slid off the cracker 14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel 15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt 16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear 17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down 19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools 20. As smart as bait 21. Chimney's clogged 22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one
One For The Ladys
One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." And they say blondes are dumb... --------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money," she replied. ------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ----------------------------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray f
Words Women Use
Words Women Use: 1.) "FINE": This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) "Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) "Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) "Go Ahead": This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) "Loud Sigh": This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
25 Signs You Have Grown Up
25 Signs You've Grown Up 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Di
Xmas Tree Angel
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves were sick and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular elves do. Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two other ones had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where to. More stress! Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the ski boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys everywhere. Totally frustrated, Santa went back into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whisky. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hit the booze and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he dropped the coffee cup and it broke into hundreds of pieces
The Female Allways Makes The Rules
The female always makes the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules. The female is never wrong. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong. If the above rule applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset. Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in
Horoscope For 11/16
You're feeling just a bit constrained by recent circumstances and that is provoking a desire to break out of your old habits or routines. Make sure not to overdo it -- you want some continuity, right?
After Loveing You
I wrote a good omelet.............and ate a hot pome......................................after loving youButtoned my car..... and drove my coat home...... in the rain...after loving youI goed on red.... and stooped on green.... floating somewere in between .....being here and being there..... after loving you I rolled my bed... turned down my hair.... slightly confused but...I do not care.Laid out my teath .....and gargeled my gown...then I stood .... and laid me down.... to sleepafter loving you
To My Andrew
to my andrew who eatschocolate cookies and lamb chops climbs stairs and cries wheni change him lets me hold him only on his schedule defined my natureand gave me a new name (mommy)which supersedes all otherscontuols my lifeand makes me glad that hes my boy
One Bright Day In The Middle Of The Night
Seems this is a classic in some parts of the English speaking world: Part 1. One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys* got up to fight [*or men] Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other Part 2a. One was blind and the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" [or: And two lame men came to carry them away] Part 2b. A paralysed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all Part 2c. A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest the two dead boys If you don't believe this storys true, Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Remember
I'll always remember the talks we had, The hugs we shared, and the kisses of care. I'll always remember the faces among faces, The smiles among smiles, the good days, The bad days, the hundreds, the miles. I won't remember most of the hellos, but all of the goodbyes. I'll remember sadness, happiness, and tiredness; Through all the laughs and cries. As we move farther and farther apart, We start to drift from each other's heart. The mind and soul can't hold the pain inside. With a mighty big burst it opens up wide and cries. Letting out tears of love, sadness, and joy. We'll hurt for the faces of our friends. We'll long for the real bodies, not pretend. But if we reach down deep inside, how can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk
Don't Run & Hide....face It With Pride.
Uncertainty The past is safe and certain, and yet it is gone. The future is filled with endless uncertainty, and yet it is also filled with limitless possibilities. Something will happen today that you didn't expect. It might be uncomfortable, it might be inconvenient, and it might even disrupt your life in a big way. And yet, how terribly bland and unbearably tedious life would be if nothing unexpected ever happened. Though uncertainty is a bit frightening, it also brings much richness to life. You are designed and equipped not only to deal with life's uncertainties, but to in fact transcend them. Out of a little uncertainty you can create a lot of positive value. If you attempt to hide from uncertainty, you'll also be hiding from the best things life has to offer. Instead, accept and embrace uncertainty, and know that you can make the best of whatever comes along. Today does not come with a guarantee. And because of that, you have the opportunity to make of it whatever
Thought You Would Like This One
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down, probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and its harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast. You'll eventually lose someone you love. So...take too many pictures, laugh too much, Dance like noone is watching, and love like you've never been hurt, because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Dont be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin
Nickel And Dime Love
Nickels and dimes love, Is the dream kind of stuff? Fluffy, warm, magical moments, When life is tender, sweet, Nothings a barrier, everything's possible, When you dine on loves' nickels and dimes. You can live in a tin shed with no chairs, no tables, no bed, When you have fresh air its nickels and dime love. Time goes bye you realise that nickels and dimes love, wont be enough. When the fire of your passion is spent, No money to pay the rent, Ten kids all hungry, crying, Once young, pretty, now old and unkempt. Where once life was moonlight, stars, kisses romance, Now at night you lie next to a man, defeated, unshaven, Nickels and dimes love treat. Nickels and dimes love promises much, However without loves practical, sacrificing touch, The growing, evolving personal touch, It's simply love playing with Nickels and dimes.
Former Reds Pitcher And Longtime Announcer Joe Nuxhall Has Died
Longtime Reds announcer Joe Nuxhall has died. He passed away at Mercy Fairfield Hospital at 10:55 p.m. Thursday. They have not released the cause of death. The 79-year-old had been in the hospital since Monday for treatment of pneumonia, a low pulse rate and low white blood count. He was also undergoing treatment for his fourth bout with Non Hodgkin's Lymphoma. Nuxhall was scheduled to undergo surgery for a pacemaker Friday. Joe was just 15-years-old when he pitched his first game for the Reds. He set a record of being the youngest person to play Major League Baseball. The two time National League All-Star actually led the League in shutouts in 1955. After ending his career as a Reds baseball player, he moved right into the Reds' announcing booth. He spent nearly 40 years broadcasting Reds games. Nuxhall is a local legend who also lent his name to help out various causes, especially in Fairfield where he lived. Just this week, Butler County officials, members of the Comm
Hollywood And The Classics
Alright, while I admit that the majority of people enjoy a good action/romance movie, it is really annoying when Hollywood takes a classic piece of literature and completely changes the story. Take Last of the Mohicans, at the end of the book, Cora dies (does not live happily ever after with Hawkeye i.e Danial Day Lewis) Duncan does not get burned alive, and leaves with Alice, the younger sister. What gives? Cant Hollywood be true to the book?
Are You Still Mine?
My love, Are you still mine? 'Cause there are many... Fantasy thoughts going through my head, As all I do is think of you... As I've hungered, For your loving burning touch, As I need your love so badly, Now till the end of time, I am waiting for you with open arms To embrace you with wings of love, To hold you deep within my soul, To kiss you without control. Just being near you, And be able to behold your touch, Takes me to another dimension, But, time just moving so slowly, To feel the heat of your passions. I do want you to know... I will always love you, That you are all I have ever long for, And crave, and yearn... Is not something spoken It's a bond of the heart. True friends are rare In a lifetime two or three, I'm so glad it happened Between you and me! a journey that takes us down many roads. Some good and some not so good. But as we travel we learn,grow, and meet people that make those journies all worth the t
Enter You Have The Key
YOU ARE UN AWARE,I AM WATCHING YOUEXPLORING THAT HOT SEXY BODY OF YOURS,FIND EVERY TIME I GET COUGHT ON YOUR EYES I GET LOST WHEN I HAVE YOU LOOK AT ME THE WAY YOU DO WITH OUT WORDS I LOSE TRACK OF TIME AND MEMERIES I KNOW NOTHING BUT YOU HEVENWORDS COULD NEVER KNOWMEANINGS TO THIS FIRETHAT HAS BEEN FOR QUIT SOME TIMEBURNNING STONG AND HOT AND IFEEL I AM LOSING COUNTROLI WANT TO TAKE THIS FEARTERYOU RAP YOUR ARMS AROUND ME I FEEL SO HAPPY AND THE WORLD AROUND US JUSTMELTS AWAYTWO HEARTS FORM AS ONE GREAT SOALYOU SPEAK TO ME AND AND I AM AMAZED BY ALL YOU SAYI DARE TO LET MYSELF LOSECOUNTROLEVERY CHANCEARE EYES MEAT UP TO EATCH OTHERFROM ACROSS THE ROOM MY LEGS GET WEEK AND I FIND IT HARD TO SPEEKWHEN YOU SMILE A NOTHER WORLD I ENTERPUTING YOUR SOFT WET HANDS ON MY HALF NAKED BODY SO STARIVING FOR YOUR TOUCH AND WANTING TO TOUCH YOURS AHOULD I EVER GET YOU ALL ALONE WITH PURE PLEASREI RIDE THIS NEEDWITH EYES WIDE OPENYOU ON TOP OF MERUBBING YOUR HARD SHAFTON MY LIPS MAKING THEMWETWITH L
Need To Tell You
I NEED TO EXPRESS TO YOU HOW MUCH YOUREALY MEAN TO MEI WISH I COULD DO THIS IN PERSONWHILE HOLDING YOU IN MY ARMS AND GAZING INTO YOUR EYES.BUT SINCE WO ARE PHYSIALLY SEPARATED BY MILES OF EMPTINESS,THIS EXPRESSION MUST BE LIKE THISI KNOW IT IS DIFFICULT FOR YOU AS IT IS FOR ME TO BE SEPARATED FOR SO LONG LIFE SEEMS TO BE FULL OF TRIALS OF THIS TYPE WHICH TEST OUR INNER STRENGTH AND MORE INPORTANTLY OUR DEVOTION AND LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHEROUR LOVE HAS BEEN ASSALTED MANY TIMES AND I COMVINCED THAT IT IS TRUE BECAUSE THE LONGER I AM AWAY FROM YOU THE GREATER IN MY YEARNING TO BE WITH YOU AGION I CHERISH ANY THOUGHT OF YOU PRIZE ANY MEMORY OF YOU THAT RISES FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY MIND AND LIVE FOR THE DAY WHEN OUR PHYSICAL SEPARATION WILL NO LONGER BEUNTILL THAT MOMENT ARRIVES I WEND TO YOU ACROSS THE MILES MY TENDER LOVE MY WARM EMBRACE AND MY MOST PASSIONTE KISS
Reserve Your Seat Space Flights Up For Sale
Considering space travel on one of Virgin Galactic's new ships? The sales pitch goes like this: The first hour will be relatively painless, a graceful ascent in a spaceship attached to a mother ship. Once the vessels reach 50,000 feet, the ship containing you, five more tourists and two pilots will detach and fall for a moment. Then, the thrusters will propel it up for 90 seconds, traveling three times the speed of sound. All of the spacecraft's fuel will burn away, leaving its tanks empty. The G-forces on your body will push your blood toward your feet. It is hoped that you won't black out, but if you do, you'll come to when you're at zero gravity. Once above the undefined line that delineates Earth from space, your craft will arch to a height of 360,000 feet for about four minutes. You will be weightless and have stunning views of Earth's curvature, 1,000 miles in any direction. And then gravity will beckon the vessel down to Earth, the human bodies within it feeling pressure six tim
Paulms Of A Meth Addic
QUEEN CRYSTAL METH IS MY SHEPHERD I SHALL ALWAYS WANTSHE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN THE GUTTERS;SHE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE TROUBLE WATERS;SHE DESTROYED MY SOUL.SHE LEADETH ME IN THE PATHS OF WICKEDNESS FOR THE EFFERTS SAKE YEA I SHALL WALK THROUGH THE VALLY OF POVERTY AND WILL FEAR ALL EVIL, FOR THOU, CRYSTAL METH ART WITH ME THY NEEDLE AND CAPSULE TRY TO COMFORT ME;THOU STRIPPEST THE TABBLE OF GROCERIES IN THE PRESENCE OF MY FAMILY, THOU ROBBEST MY HEAD OF REASON. MY CUP OF SORROW RUNNETH OVER.SURELY MY METH ADDICTION SHALL STALK ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE, AND I WILL DWELL IN THE HOUSE OF THE DAMMED FOREVER
Eco Ruin Felled Early Society
One of Western Europe's earliest known urban societies may have sown the seeds of its own downfall, a study suggests. Mystery surrounded the fall of the Bronze Age Argaric people in south-east Spain - Europe's driest area. Data suggests the early civilisation exhausted precious natural resources, helping bring about its own ruin. The study provides early evidence for cultural collapse caused - at least in part - by humans meddling with the environment, say researchers. It could also provide lessons for modern populations living in water-stressed regions. The findings were based on pollen preserved in a peat deposit located in the mountains of eastern Andalucia, Spain. The researchers drilled a sediment core from the Canada del Gitano basin high up in Andalucia's Sierra de Baza region. Sediment cores were drilled from peat deposits By studying the abundances of different pollen types - along with other indicators - preserved in sedimentary deposits, researchers can reconstruct what kind
Tears For A Cop
I have been where you fear to go... I have seen what you fear to see... I have done what you fear to do... All these things I've done for you. I am the one you lean upon... The one you cast your scorn upon... The one you bring your troubles to... All these people I've been for you. The one you ask to stand apart... The one you feel should have no heart... The one you call the man in blue... But I am human just like you. And through the years I've come to see... That I'm not what you ask of me... So take this badge and take this gun... Will you take it? Will anyone? And when you watch a person die... And hear a battered baby cry... Then so you think that you can be All those things you ask of me...?
Seen Forgotton...unseen Remembered
Blotchy, purpled, gray, black, yellow, Colours of the rainbow? No!... The rainbow shines, Glory of colours displayed.. visible, Miraculously held in the sky. Rainbow promise never to drown all living on earth ever again. We are awed, thawed at its splendor, It disappears then forgotten. Hidden, sore, Naked to the eye, Ugly, cruel, abstract bruises, Tender to the touch, Ugly to view, Rememberd... OH!.. Never forgotten. The worst bruiser we remember, Invisbleness remembered. Rainbow seen..forgotten. Complex, strange, yet bruises remain, Hidden, they remember the pain. Lest we forget, A signpost....bruises... to mark the spot of festering wounds, That never fade... Unlike the rainbow, forgotten though will reappear in the sky, miracously to be awed, thawed, enjoyed. A rainbow..seen, forgotten unseen remembered.
When You Love Someone
when you love someone you feal he is piece from your soul may be right or not right but the important is he make you happy for a time you wish the happiness continue for a long time but this matter is not by your hand it is by god hand. but if he in one day left you you will be sad but not for long time you will looking for another some one he award your love but just remeber the first one make you happy for a time dont hurt him if you remember him in one day plz remember yours good day not the sad dayes remember that this person love you and you love him you must making sure he is not to go to hurt you but the life want that and the god want that what can any one do ? the answer is nothing (right) but remember you must love another person and you must keep your mistakes with first away to dont lose the sacend . the life is lesson you must understand it I know you and you know me We've got a special kind of lovin' it seems
What Friendship Means
What is the friendship MEANING?!!! . To be honest with your friend. If you choose your friend don't by angry whatever he do Don't try hiding any thing Tell him any thing you feel If you hurt by your friend forgive him he doesn't mean If you can make any thing to make your friend happy do it without thinking Don't allow to any thing to force to lose friend If your old friend comes to you to ask you forgive him doesn't confusion forgive him If your friend make MISTAKE try to make him understand without angry by tact Now the answer for the question. What is the friendship MEANING? ( friendship is reaching for someone hands and touching their heart ) "Friends Forever" Sometimes people come into your life Like they're meant to be And suddenly you've found someone Who sees the world like you see And you laugh like crazy At all the crazy things That no one thinks are funny but you That'
Daily Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For November 16,2007 Whatever you need comes your way almost as if by magic -- but only if you really need it, so don't expect that foot massage unless circumstances get pretty weird! Your mind is almost certainly racing.
Lonly With A Broken Heart
"Lonely With A Broken Heart" It's hard to know the way I feel, not knowing if your love is real. So I won't, upset myself. Seen you run from man to man, I could hate you but I understand. And I don't. I blame myself. It gets lonely. Lonely with a broken heart. It's hard to know what I would say, if you would ever walk away. But I won't, concern myself. It's hard to know what I would do, if you would find somebody new. But I don't. Upset myself. It gets lonely. Lonely with a broken heart. When I'm thinking of you, baby I still love you. If you ever need me, baby please believe me. Lonely with a broken heart. Yeah! It's hard to know the way I feel, not knowing if your love is real. But I won't. Upset myself. Seen you run from man to man, I could hate you but I understand. And I don't. I blame myself. When I'm thinking of you, baby I still love you. If you ever need me, baby please believe me. Lonely with a broken heart. (Lonely)
Forever Kiss
Over and over I look in your eyes you are all I desire you have captured me I want to hold you I want to be close to you I never want to let go I wish that this night would never end I need to know Could I hold you for for a lifetime Could I look into your eyes Could I have this night to share this night together Could I hold you close beside me Could I hold you for all time Could I could I have this kiss forever Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever Over and over I've dreamed of this night Now you're here by my side You are next to me I want to hold you and touch you taste you And make you want no one but me I wish that this kiss could never end oh baby please Could I hold you for a lifetime Could I look into your eyes Could I have this night to share this night together Could I hold you close beside me Could I hold you for all time Could I could I have this kiss forever Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever I don't want any ni
Miss You
It's been too long and I'm lost without u What am I gonna do Said I been needin' you, wantin' you (Said I need you) Wonderin' if ur the same and who's been with you Is ur heart still mine I wanna cry sometimes I miss you Off to college Yes you went away Straight from high school You up and left me We were close friends Also lovers Did everything For one another Now ur gone and I'm lost without you here now But I know I gotta live and make it somehow Come back...to me Can you...feel me (Callin') Hear me...callin' (For you) For you...'Cuz it's I...can't...breathe...no...more Since you went away I Don't really feel like talkin' No one here to love me Baby do you understand me I can't do or be without you It's been too long and I'm lost without you (Tell me what I'm gonna do) What am I gonna do Said I been needin' you, wantin' you Wonderin' if ur the same and who's been with you Is ur heart still mine I wanna cry sometimes I miss you
What Is Love
What is love? It is shared. . . . is forgiving. . . . is understanding. . . . is shared secrets. . . . heals many hurts. . . . is not judgmental. . . . is shared laughter. . . . is slow and steady. . . . can be angry at times. . . . is dependable and true. . . . is more precious than silver or gold. . . . is meant to be savored like fine wine. . . . is not perfect, much like we are not perfect. . . . does not hold grudges or demand perfection. . . . makes all the wrong things in life, right somehow. . . . is meant to be gulped like lemonade on a hot summer day. . . . is always there, through times of trial, happy times and hard times. . . . just happens, but once discovered, needs to be tended like a beautiful garden. . . . is a road to be traveled slowly, remembering the sights and sounds. . . . is strength when you are too weak to notice its there. . . . is a cherished moment of mutual understanding. . . . reaches into your heart and grab
A Strong Woman Vs/a Woman Of Strangth
A STRONG WOMAN WORKS OUT EVERY DAY TO KEEP HER BODY IN SHAPE....a woman of strength builds relationships to keep her soul in shape.A STRONG WOMAN ISN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHINGa woman of strength shows courage in the midst or her fearA STRONG WOMAN WONT LET ANYONE GET THE BEST OF HERa woman of strength gives the best of herself to everyoneA STRONG WOMAN MAKES MISTAKES AND AVOIDS THE SAME IN THE FUTURE...a woman of strength realizes life's mistakes can also be un expected blessings and capitalizes on them.A STRONG WOMAN WERS A LOOK OF COMFIDENCE ON THE FACE...a woman of strength has faith that she is strong enough for the journey...A WOMAN OF STRENGTH HAS FAITH THAT IT IS THE JOURNEY THAT SHE WILL BECOME STRONG...
What's In Your Genes?
You may not know it, but you're part virus. At least, some of your genes come from viruses that slipped their DNA into the genes of our primate ancestors millions of years ago. The DNA remnants of these ancient "retroviruses," distant relatives of today's HIV, account for an estimated 8 percent of the human genetic code and may have enabled master genes that account for some of the differences between us and our chimpanzee relatives. Master genes Not all genes are created equal; the master genes can turn the others on and off, thus gaining control over genes related to cell division, DNA repair and programmed cell death. (This regulation of genes allows for tighter control of gene expression (i.e. which genes are turned on or off), which can account for the wide differences between humans and other apes, despite our very similar genetic codes.) One such gene, called p53, has the job of coordinating the surveillance system that monitors the well-being of cells. It is so i
The Art Of Being A Bitch
WHEN I STAND UPFOR MYSELF AND MY BELIEFS, THEY CALL ME A BITCH.WHEN I SPEAK MY MIND, MYOWN THOUGHTS OR DO THINGS MY OWN WAY THEY CALL ME A BITCH.BEING A BITCH MEANS I WON'T COMPROMISE WHAT'S IN MY HEART.IT MEANS I LIVE MY LIFE MY WAY. IT MEANS I WON'T ALLOW ANYONE TO STEP ON ME.WHIN I FEFUSE TO TOLERATE INJUSTICE AND SPEAK UP AGAINST IT, I AM DEFINED AS A BITCH.THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN I TAKE TIME FOR MYSELF INSTEAD OF BEINGEVERONE'S MAID, OR WHEN I ACT A LITTLE SELFISH.IT MEANS I HAVE THE COURAGE AND STRENGTH TO ALLOW MYSELF TO BE WHO ITRULY AM AND WON'T BECOME ANYONE ELSE'S IDEA OF WHAT THEY THINK I SHOULD BE.I AM OUTSPOKEN, OPINIONATED AND DETERMINED.BY GOD, I WANT WHAT I WANT AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.SO TRY TO STOMPON ME, TRY TO DOUSE NY INNER FLAME, TRY TO SQUASH EVERY ONCE OFBEAUTY I HOLD WITHIN ME. YOU WON'T SUCCEED. AND IF THAT MAKES ME A BITCH,SO BE IT. I EMBRACE THE TITLE AND AM PROUD TO BEAR IT.B- BABEI- IN T- TOTALC- CONTROL OFH- HERSELF
My1st Blog
im not really sure what your supose to write or put in a blog. I never really got the whole thing...so i guess that'll be my question for my blog..."what are you supose to write in a blog?"
In The Eyes Of A Stranger
In the eyes of a stranger I've never felt so warm For you to hold onto me Through this emotional storm The seas of lies surround me As they crash and burn to dust But my dear beloved stranger You heart is pure of lust Is this true love then? Have I found my one and only? I dont have to cry at night Because I am no longer lonely Tell me you love me That I'm your one and only Tell me your not lying That your not being a big fat phony Do you feel the same Towards me as I do you? Will you look in my eyes and say "I love you too" Is this a nightmare Or some magical dream? Please tell me this isnt a bet or a game Or some diabolical scheme Hold me close and keep me safe From this worlds danger Because my love, I dont know you But to me you are a perfect stranger
Forever
It breaks my soul to watch My heart grows sick and sore This sight is too much to bare Should I shut my eyes forevermore? Silent screams upon their lips Dreams of escape stuck in thier eyes Freedom no longer a privelage Pleas of hope lost in their soundless cries Shackles of doom stuck upon thier skin Dried tears leaving salty streams Appearance hides the fire inside Nothing is what nothing seems Time and time and time again Broken promises fill the air It's hard to breathe when i'm surrounded By the cold touch of despair Disfigured creatures lurk in the shadows Condemning them to pain To watch this scene through my eyes Will certainly drive me insane I try to turn away but I can not My paralyzed body unable to react But I still see hope's eternal flame Their belief in this is truely fact Bile arises in my throat I weep tears at this destructable sight The shadows shade the weary bodies That hover painfull
No One Can Make Me Feel This Way
No one can love me half as well as you No one can make me smile like you do No one can catch my thoughts and keep you running through my mind Twenty-four hours a day No one else can make me feel this way No one understands me as well as you No one can lift me higher than you do No one can steal the time and speed it up while slowing it down with every word you say No one else can make me feel this way No one can seize the stars like you No one can make me twinkle like you do No one can catch me However high i slip or far i fall i know everthing will be okay No one else can make me feel this way No one is as important to me as you No one makes me feel as alive as you do No one can make my heartbeat faster without even being around in my heart will you forever stay 'Cuz no one else can make me feel this way
Life
Through my darkness I feel pain Through my pain I feel happiness Through my happiness I feel death Through death we mourn we cope we move on we forget Im all we are just a blur In what is called life For we are born we are doomed to fall in love we possiblely get married therefore we bear children then we die so is the circle of life Through it all we have learned one thing that life is nothing with out sadness,grief,and loneliness. by: Diane Miller
Take My Love
TAKE MY HAND TAKE MY SOUL TAKE MY HEART AND LOVE ME WHOLE TAKE MY FUTURE TAKE MY PAST TAKE MY PRESENT AND MAKE OUR LOVE LAST TAKE MY LOVE TAKE MY LIFE TAKE MY MEMORIES AND ILL BE YOUR WIFE TAKE MY DREAMS TAKE MY SORROW TAKE MY PAIN AND MAKE A BETTER TOMARROW IVE WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR A LOVE LIKE THIS AND I FOUND IT IN YOUR HEART,YOUR SOUL,YOUR KISS AS WE LIVE LIFE TOGETHER HAND AND HAND I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR WIFE AND YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY MAN
This Is How I Feel
Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When you are right, no one remembers, But when you are wrong, no one forgets...This is life. Keep the lamp of Life burning with oil of love, Bcoz sun rises in east and sets in west But Love rises in heart and sets after death. Do remember the persons who are close to your heart.
You Don't Have To Twist My Arm
Woo!It's actually cold this morning.I love it.It won't last long but I am enjoying it while I can.My day is so far is good.Eric's bus driver came on time actually ahead of time,it's Friday.What more does a person need.Some snow would be nice.I am not holding my breath on that one.I am off to clean up the kitchen and get dressed.I hope everyone is having a good one! Oh and as for the 3 things I have to be grateful for today...here goes 1.It's cold enough to have to start the car and let it run 2.It's friday 3.Daniel,Eric and I finally ditched whatever cold that was we had,but I think Anthony has it now.
Why Women Are Crabby....
We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wo
What Iv Lost
Why does it hurt so bad? To lose something I never had. To have these feelings and nothing to do. Just to sit around and wait for you. Why is it hard to move on? When all my feelings for you should be gone. In my soul when you are around. Your name is a beautiful sound. Now all I can do is wonder How I lost it all in a blunder. By not telling you how I feel, Trying to act like it's no big deal. Now I know the nature of my errors I just wish I can get rid of my cares Yet I know my heart won't let me Get rid of the person who fills me with glee. Just by hearing your sweet name Knowing my feeling for you are just the same. I must move on to a new life. Leaving behind the feelings and strife. I am only human and I am weak, But for you, there was a beautiful streak. I would do anything to repeat that day, When you hung on my words waiting to say. Now I am on a new track, Knowing that I can't have you back. No matt
Blessed
I asked for strength, that I might achieve; I was made weak, that I might learn humbly to obey... I asked for health, that I might do greater things; I was given infirmity, that I might do better things... I asked for riches, that I might be happy; I was given poverty, that I might be wise... I asked for power, that I might have the praise of men; I was given weakness, that I might feel the need of god... I asked for all things that I might enjoy life; I was given life, that I might enjoy all things... I got nothing that I asked for, but everything I had hoped foe; Almost despite myself, My unspoken prayers were answered. I am richly blessed
All The Tears
WHAT A DAY FULL OF SORROW WHAT A NIGHT MADE OF PAIN WILL I LEARN AND SEE TOMORROW OR WILL I BLEED FROM THESE VEINS SO THEN I CLOSE MY EYES AND TRY TO HOLD THIS TOGETHER AND I MAY HURT INSIDE BUT IT HURTS FOR THE BETTER AND ALL THE TEARS AND LIES, SMILES AND CRIES THE BLOOD, THE FIGHTS, THE SCREAMS AT NIGHT THE PAIN INSIDE THE MEMORIES I JUST CAN'T HIDE LIFE IS FULL OF FAKE SMILES LIFE IS FULL OF BLOODY RAIN HARD TO BE HAPPY FOR A WHILE A LIFE WRAPED AND CRUSHED BY CHAINS SO THEN I CLOSE MY MIND AND TRY TO BLOCK ALL OF MY ANGER SO I KEEP BLEEDING MORE AND THE PAIN SINKS IN EVEN FASTER.
Alone For Thanksgiving?
possibly. wifey is talkin about takin the baby out to Tn. for thanksgiving and that leaves the maggster and i here alone. this relationship is getting better and better all the time. soon we'll be taking separate vacations and i'll get my own place in the city, and we wont have to see each other....... i'm kidding of course, but maybe then we could stand each other... i've been drinkin lots of shitty red wine by myself lately.
Congrats To Zombie8
I met Zombie8 here at fubar, and found an instant friend here. Someone who loves horror, heavy metal, and making fun of all the attention whores and retards here at fubar. He also showed me I wasnt the only person on this world to have a shitty year. We both lost loves and were pretty broken hearted. Thankfully he's showing me that theres an end to shitty years eventually (No I didnt turn gay btw. Neither did Zombie8) He introduced me to his lady friend who he met online (shes from California and hes in Maryland). She finally moved there yesterday and all is going kick ass. Its kind of a sign for me to stick my head out of the cave I think. Congrats!!
A Funny
When the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge. Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," said the Monkey. "Ten years is plenty." "May I have the other 10 years?" asked Man. The Monkey agreed. The Lord called the Lion next and also gave him 20 good years. The Lion also only wanted 10, so again Man asked for the remaining ten. Then came the Donkey, who was also granted 20 years. Like the others, 10 was more than enough. Man again asked for the spare ten years and got them. This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sex life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion 'bout it, and 10 years of making an ass out of himself.
Never
Never say I Love You If you don't really care Never talk about feelings If they aren't really there Never hold my hand If you're going to break my heart Never say you're going to If you don't plan to start Never look into my eyes If all you do is lie Never say Hello If you really mean Goodbye If you really mean Forever Then say that you will try I think of you each morning and [dream] of you each night i think of your arms around me holding me so [tight] __theres always going to be that [one] person that no matter what they say or what they do or how many times they [hurt] you __you just can't let them go because they just m*e*a*n so much People Change Things Go Wrong Shit Will Happen But Life Goes On ♥ I May Not Get To See You As Often As I Like ♥ ♥ I May Not Get To Hold You In My Arms All Thru The Nite ♥ ♥ But Deep In
Great Man
The best uncle I just got the call that my uncle passed away a little while ago. He's been sick for awhile and I know he is better off. He is free of his cancer and his pain. Its just hurts because he was the best. I remeber going to my grandparents to visit and as soon as he got to there house I got the best bear hugs. I know that when he loved us he truly loved up even when he had a hard time showing it. When I would go to California to visit my grandparents and uncles. He would always take me some where that was special to him. When I was learning to drive he gave the best advise, might not of taught me alot there but what he did has always stuck with me. I love you Unlcle Fritz you were the best. I am going to miss you.
To All My Friends
dont think you know what you mean to me But you mean a lot The chance of us not being friends Is a real long shot I hate when youre sad I love it when youre happy Because if your upset It makes me feel crappy Thanks for always being there When I needed you most If it werent for you the chances of me not being here Would have really come close I dont know what I would do If you werent my friend I dont think my heart Would ever mend I hope you know I always have your back Just like youve had mine And it will always stay that way Until the end of time Well be friends Hopefully without end So I just wanna say thanks Thanks for being my friend
Love
Love a funny word Love a word ppl take for granted Love a word with many meanings Love does anyone really know Love what is it Love will it bring happiness Love why does it bring pain Love why does it bring death Love we wait for it to happen Love some never find it Love only to bring heartache Love is there a cure can we live with out it So in conclusion love is a word that can bring happiness if not forever for a short time Love can also bring sadness cause you may never find it So to end the loneliness and sadness caused by the love we have only one choice DEATH!!!! by: Diane AKA Lightenlady
More
the fact that SOMEONE thinks shes helping but all shes doing is making me full, kraft maccaroni and cheese......its gotta be velveeta, the day after white castle, fresh cut fingernails, creamy peanut butter, the fact that i just realized i dont have to keep making new ones, the guy on this site whos nams is pussy eater......dont know him......but really?......wonder if it works for him, jesus freaks, when BIG girls give themselves nicknames like baby girl, wisconsin,
I Wish To God I Were Rich
Disturbing conditions for Serbia's disabled if i were i would definitely help these children...the most heartbreaking thing i have ever seen
Have A Good One :d
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Did This Guy Think He Was Dropping Off A Stray Cat Or What?
Good Morning. I have a short story today that I actually got a kick out of and should not have laughed due to the nature of the crime. Kid Knapping is a serious deal. But this guy has to be the dumbest guy south of Homer J Simpson. Here is the story: Donald Turk, 48, and two associates were charged in Lake Elsinore, Calif., in September with kidnapping Turk's girlfriend, whom Turk was trying to push out of his life because she annoyed him. His plan, allegedly, was to take her to Mexico, drop her off, and hope that she would not return home. However, she was back several hours later, demanding that Turk pay off the cab driver who had driven her from the border. Arrested with Turk was a 47-year-old pal nicknamed "No Nose" because he has a hole in the middle of his face as the result of a gunshot. Said police Det. Joe Greco, "(This case) is like something out of a Quentin Tarantino movie." [Press-Enterprise (Riverside, Calif.), 9-18-07] Did the EX Boyfriend think he was dropping off an un
I Still Havent Figured Out What The Fuck A Dj Is Yet
Im still pretty sure they are those lame assholes that scratch records on rap albums and think they are musicians. Now what the fuck is a Juggalo? Arent they in some way related to that really lame ass Insane Clown Possee shit? What ever happened to non lame Motorhead fans?
Stupid People
people who choose the urinal trough to vomit in instead of the toilet 2 feet away.......really?.......wow.......really?, ebonics, that stupid flippy haircut the boys get these days that make em constantly flip their hair out of their eyes, guys in white belts and girl pants.......guess thats emo huh?.............um........really?....being bloated, anything where you add mayonaise and call a "salad", not having the balls to say how you feel, people who use drunkeness as an excuse......for anything, beggars, coffee flavored anything that isnt coffee, when you look at someones picture and they look hot but when you look at the rest you realize theyre fat, cheetos, dogs in sweaters, more to come
Juggalo Hater!
another thing about this ass was he was juggalo when we met and we he got down here he had turned into a juggalo hater i fuckin hate that shit so thats another reason he had to go!
I Scored As Goth
What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com You scored as GothYour A Goth! Goth 60%Rocker, Mosher 50%Emo 40%Trendy 35%Prepy 25%Skater 15%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev 15%
My Kids
i havent bloged in awhile to let yall know what has been going on with me and my daughter. well since last time i wrote her dad moved in with us in feb everythin was good for a min he kept a job for awhile to make it look good. he also moved us into an expensive house we was renting it was in a good neighborhood and good schooling my kids were all happy to have a father around. And my daughter seizures started to act up again. He kept telling me that she was faking it and she didnt need the drugs that they have her on. He dont even know what she is like without the meds and i try to tell him that well then he stoped workin and the rent was gettin real behind then he just walked out on us! Now i had to move in with my parents and i have to fight with my daughter every morin for her to go to school cuz the school sux here. i just try to stay positive but its hard i never thought her dad was so irresposible and selfish! Just goes to show you just how well u thought u knew someone. I just
Stupid
ketchup or catsup....whichever spelling you prefer, the fact that bologna spells baloney,overly tan people, everything about nascar.......i can turn left real fast too, how the older someone gets the biger their cars get and how old guys in sports cars are the slowest on the road, how fruity pebbles cuts up the inside of my mouth which gets in the way of eating the whole box........more to come
What Is The Deal?
Ok...We helped her out a little yesterday, but THIS IS THE MAIN FOCUS! Lets get her VIP out of the way. She only has a about 11,000 comments to go, and that should not be a problem! Please do what you can for her today! Iam going to be gone for a bit, but as soon as I get back I will start on her again! Come on guys! Lets do what we set out to do!
Whatever
I am doing this for the first time here..ive had a bad week and last night added to it...i started to care for someone who was in my eyes using me..i want to be friends with person.i dont want to lose that..but i thought maybe we could have had more..i guess friends is better than anything.. Then i have another person bothering me who says leave him alone..but then he wont leave me alone..what kinda shit is that...i have gained a couple friends out of this and i am grateful for those friends..and to the ones who have been there all along thank you and i love you!! Angie
New Members Added Again!
New Members! Add and Rate Them! Invited By Goddess Of Light! ~~CantSleepClownsWillEatMe~~~ FU-sis to greeneyedgermangirl@ fubar nyphotog - "MASTER and BF of Goddess of Light"@ fubar BETHA CHEROKEE GODDESS@ fubar THE GIF@ fubar Mr. Horny@ fubar Invited by Briguy! ninemmruger@ fubar Invited by Totally Huge Obssesed! VolfiremaninPa L.U.V. Club Co-Founder, Honorable Society of Wolves Family Member@ fubar New Members that came on their own.:) BruceL@ fubar ~*Tattooed Princess-Dr.O's baby*~
Awesome Had To Repost
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
Fubar
I've been a member on this site for a few years now. (it was lost cherry.com when I joined) Since then it's changed names like 3 times. Now it has it's most appropriate name of FUBAR. Since I have yet to figure out WTF this site is actually for. As far as I can tell is that it's a mix of people who are either exhibitionists posting nekkid or half-nekkid pictures, people who want to look at those pictures, people who are desperately trying to feel popular amongst strangers (kinda pathetic folks), and a handful of those who are actually using this as a genuine social networking site and/or trying to figure out what exactly is going on here. Not to be completely rude here but 80%-Plus of the profiles I've seen have "Rate me Fan Me Before You Add Me" in the Their Name. People get pissed if someone rates anything of theirs below a 10. However the 10 rating loses all meaning when EVERY BLOODY THING IS A 10! To top this off we now have FUBAR Marriages! A Marriage? Are you kidding me? Reall
These Guys Were Genius
I'm sitting here listening to this CD baked thinking how far ahead of their time these guys were in the 70's. Plus Sammy Hagar on vocals when he was 12!
Trust In Me!!!
I feel you, heart and soul. Searching, seaking, looking for yourself. Finding nothing but your own sorrow. It eats at you, leaves you broken and alone. I can heal you, make you feel again. Help you vanquish your demons, start a new life. I can chase away your sorrow. Bring you life..... life and love once again. Trust in me, for I am yours if you'll have me.
I Love You!!!!
I miss you when your gone. I miss your smile, your gentle kiss. I miss the comfort of your arms, and the way you say my name. My heart skipps a beat when I hear your voice. And beats wildly when I see you. You have woken something inside of me I thought was long dead. You walked through my walls as if they were air. You melted my heart and made me feel things I had thought never to feel. You make me feel beautiful. Heart and soul, more than words can say. I love you.
& I'd Give It All Away...
Just to have someone to hold onto... Just to have someone to come home to... *sigh* Saw the mignight 3D showing of Beowolf tonight, just got back 30 minutes ago actually...the drive was a bi depressing due to the background music. That time of the year is right around the corner, oh joy, thank goodness for egg nog.
The Thought Of You!!!
I think of you in my sleepless solitude tonight. I think of my life before you. Before I gave you my heart. My love. I wonder at your silence. And know you will speak when ready. I think of how beautiful I feel. And know that before you, I felt it not. I think of your smile. And know it's just for me. I think of your arms holding me tightly. And know when you return I will feel them again. I miss you. But you talk to me every night. And though you don't say it, I know you care. You shall return soon. And for that I am ever grateful.
Your Fire!!
I see fire in your eyes. Passion, burning just under the surface. Kept under control by sheer force of will. Let it out. Let it touch me. Set my body on fire with a glance. Bring my blood to a boil with the feel of you pressed against me. Burn me with your lips, yuour mouth. Steal my breath, and replace it with the fire of your need. Carress me, make me yours. Bestow upon me the fire of your passion. And I will give you the fiery, heat of mine. Lock it up stow it away, I will still see it just under the surface. The choice is yours, you will not be disapointed.
November Awarenes...
I have decided to do this every month. I am going to list off a all of the Awareness Subjects for the month that we are in that I can find and list off some information about a few of them. Along with websites that you can go to learn more about an individual subject if you like. Diabetes is a disease in which the body does not produce or properly use insulin. Insulin is a hormone that is needed to convert sugar, starches and other food into energy needed for daily life. The cause of diabetes continues to be a mystery, although both genetics and environmental factors such as obesity and lack of exercise appear to play roles. There are 20.8 million children and adults in the United States, or 7% of the population, who have diabetes. While an estimated 14.6 million have been diagnosed with diabetes, unfortunately, 6.2 million people (or nearly one-third) are unaware that they have the disease. www.diabetes.org Lung cancer is the leading cause of cancer death in the Un
Happy Birthday To My Good Friend
HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY JUSTIN, HUGS COME BY AND SHOW HIM SOME BIRTHDAY LUV InSainn
I Am This Kind Of Guy!!!
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
Me
I am what I am I'm REAL and not FAKE I give what I give And I take what I take I dont have fake boobs Or dye my hair blonde I dont spread my legs For any old john I don't cyber sex Nor do I do phone So if that's all you want Just leave me alone!! So, to any of you Who don't like me this way Kiss my sweet ass And be on your way
This Blog Is One I Just Posted On Espn.com
YOU KNOW, THE WORLD WOULD BE A LOT BETTER PLACE IF PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE SO DAMN SCARED OF A PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED INDIVIDUAL AND BE FRIENDS AND FRIENDLY WITH THEM INSTEAD OF SAYING, "I CAN'T HANDLE IT" OR "THAT JUST BRINGS ME DOWN", THAT'S REALLY SAD, IT'S SAD WHEN PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS CAN'T HANDLE BEING WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED AND I HONESTLY THINK THAT IF A PROFESSIONAL OR COLLEGE ATHLETE PLAYED A SPORT AND BECOME DISABLED OR PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE THAT THEY WOULDN'T GET TREATED LIKE THAT BUT SOMEBODY LIKE ME, IT IS LET'S NOT GO SEE HIM OR CALL HIM OR ASK HIM TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE I'M PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED, WELL GUESS WHAT, I'VE PLAYED FOOTBALL WHEN I WAS A KID, I'VE PLAYED BASEBAL AND BASKETBALL WHEN I WAS A KID AND DID I GET HURT, HELL YES! DOES THAT STOP ME FROM DOING IT ANYMORE? NO WAY BECAUSE FOR ONE I KNOW MY LIMITATIONS FOR TWO, WHENEVER I'VE FALLEN DOWN, I'VE GOTTEN BACK UP EVERYT
The Inbetween
In this emotion filled dream i call my life there never is a end to all the strife. day by day the world growz colder minute by minute we all grow older feels like your the only one but followed by many, all come undone equally created ,but mentally unstable things arnt fair when were all at the table. kill for vengence , Die for hate , its our selfs we desicrate i am no better then the next, they are no better then the rest , equally created ,equally destroied . some use vises to fill the voidz from skin and birth , to ash and dust its whats inbetween that should be just. G.K 11-16-2007
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i swear to god there is a fucking iq test to be in customer service and if you exceed the expectation they wont hire you .... are they all retarded? my entire issue was that i could not sign into messenger ... "can you now sign into messenger for me?" yeah lemme get right fucking on that! omg if i could smack a bitch through the computer screen ..... "i dont understand how i can see the link but you cant" so i explain exactly what i see ... "oh well i think i know why now, you installed messenger 9" how the FUCK does installing a program automatically change a website that is a general send an email to us page? *SCREAMS* i swear people are retarded ....
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Graves takes off in a sprint rushing to his comrades as he still tries to make contact but nothing coming through. He starts to hear gunfire and with that sound a brush of relive falls upon him. He makes a mad dash to the signs of life. Graves is stopped suddenly when he comes upon the team. He finds the group trapped in a building using the jeep for cover. Now all thats between him and the team is a few dozen zombies. He shrugs it off thinking, Ive had worse odds. He grabs to grenades first pulling the pins out with his teeth throwing them to the edge of the undead forces. Then jumping behind a near by car for cover he waits for the blast. A thunderous boom erupts from behind his cover, and he pops out unloading into the crowd. Making sure to stay aimed away from the entrance that his group is hidden behind. Quickly depleting the rest of his ammo he pulls out his two knifes both are custom made for him and are about a foot long in length. The back end serrated for cutting clean
Ya Wanna Know ...fine!!!
I moved to this town when my aunt died and left me her house. I was in a car wreck and was badly burned because i was trapped...thats why I have NO PICS of myself up and there probably wont be till I finish my surgeries. I know that the scars frighten people away so I don't make alot of friends...well here's the rub...I thought I had made a new one only to find out that from the beginning he thought i was to set him up for his gf to get busted for cheating...I HAVE NEVER MET THE WOMAN MUCH LESS TALK TO HER AS I AM HARDLY ON THIS SITE!!! So I have to thank him for thinking so little of me that just because I have friends on here that may know her, i"m just a patsy or a very low person to do that. So to him I say FUCK OFF!!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR DRAMA!!! For anyone else that might want a freak for a friend hello.
Angels Among Us...
This time of year many people are rushing around buying whatever for whomever... Does society in general ever stop to consider the families going through hard times?? not just the ones with little kids, but those that have faced hardships that seem impossible to over come? I know a few people who could use some help.. Keeping their electric on, paying for meds that are out of this world expensive... Due to health reasons they can't go find another job... due to location it's impossible to relocate or find work... What have we all become? When our own personal gain is more important than the needs of those less fortunate?? The electric gets shut off { no funds available} The phone is Shut off { it's a luxury to most of us, a lifeline to others} They go with out Needed medications... What goes around comes around?... Through out my life I have tried to do all I can to help people in need... for that reason when I have been in the same situation... Angels have smiled upon me a
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"the Yellow Rose"
"THE YELLOW ROSE" AN ORCHID IS A FLOWER,THAT BLOOMS BY MOONLIGHT; IT'S A MESMERIZING WONDER,LIKE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. THE PICTURE THAT YOU SEE,AS YOU STAND AT A MIRROR; PALES BY COMPARISON,IT'S INNER BEAUTY I HOLD DEAR. LOVE CAN BE MAGICAL,THE MISSING LINK IN A CHAIN; YOU RISK IT ALL BY OPENING YOUR HEART,WITH EVERYTHING TO GAIN. LIKE DEW FORMING ON A PETAL,AS THE SUN BEGINS TO RISE; YOU BURN A HOLE IN MY SOUL,BY THE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYES. BLOOD SEEPS FROM A ROSE,AN AROMA YOU CAN SEE; THE PROTECTOR OF THE FLOWER,HAS BEEN GIVEN TO A BEE. THE REFLECTION OF A STAR,LEAVES CATCHING THE RAY; BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS TO HELP YOU,MAKE IT THROUGH ANOTHER DAY. THE PAINFUL MEMORIES FADING,AS YOU LISTEN TO THE RAIN; WORDS OF COMFORT SOOTHING,REMOVING ALL THE PAIN. THROES OF PASSION GENTLE,SENSATION AT IT'S HEIGHT; A WHISPER IN YOUR EAR,"YOU'RE NOT ALONE TONIGHT."
A Message From Above
About two weeks ago, God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the repulsive behavior that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.' God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good because he wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the e-mail said? Okay, 'Just wondering. I didn't get one either.
My Poeam ( Only The Best Go First)
IN MEMORY OF DORA MOZELL WALL He saw she was suffering so he took her in his arms he quietly wispered come with me with a heart full of pain we watched her fade away even though we loved her so we could not keep her here a great heart stopped beating hard working hands lay still he tore our hearts apart to show he only takes the best Amie Copyright 2007 Amie
Bewitched 11/16/07
love me with ur heart love me with ur mind forever our two souls inextricably entwined. i want you to love me with all that you are feel me inside you till death do us part. know that i'm faithful and loyal and true and know that my love goes straight to you. think of me always want me forever dream of my face and leave me never. want me with passion need me with fire love me with all and know my desire. hearts interwined souls wrapped together so mote it be we are forever. d. hyden
Friends
You know there are some good people out there, but some times there could be some mean ones out there too.But you know since i have been on here so far,Some of us are nice to each other but im not going to mention names so thats going to stay cool.I really enjoy doing what i can on here as much as i can and im glad that someone had invited me to be a staff memeber to there lounge and i really appreciate that very much so too.I like to meet other friends on here just as well, even couples too being that im married too,But over all i still enjoy being on this web site.
Congrats
Congratulations, you hit the mark The seat has dropped we heard the splash The water's grown both cold and dark The spirit broke, like shattered glass Look at your accomplishment You cracked the whip and broke the skin Congratulations mys be sent To one who's so devoid of sin
The Sadness Of My Life
There is a time, when everything slows down And you watch yourself with agonizing calmness All your actions all your thoughts, Experienced in a split second that lasts forever When all your pain, all your joy in life, comes to you. And you realize how shallow and deep life is. The memories you once thought forgotten stab your heart with its unmerciful truth Blinded by its touch, you finally recognize who you really are. The mistakes youve made,the love gained and lost were nothing compared to the emptiness you feel that every choice made, you become more alone No family no friends. Just a creeping sadness filling the void inside of you, waiting for its moment to take you down with viral life claiming another person. In that moment time slows down, that entropy you call life no longer exists just an empty shell to be discarded.
The World Is Going F*cking Nuts
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday. Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported. One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute. "Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids. "We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph. "Leave Santa alone." A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himse
Ima Pain In The A
i messed up in a major way im sorry for the stupid things i did say i do realise you were just teasin me but the thought of what you said is something id never wanna see cause what you gave you said was especialy just for me so as i am down on my hands and knees askin for forgiveness i beg you baby please
Obama Fun!
Soon Australia Votes
Soon Australia Votes for the Federal Election and the Election of the Prime Minister of Australia and Everybody who is old enough to vote has to vote and i will be voting like everybody else and the date for voting is 11/24/07 or 24/11/07 Australian Time and this decides who will become Prime Minister Of Australia for the next 3 years John Howard VS Kevin Rudd Australia decides 07 24/11/07will John Howard remain Prime Minister or will Kevin Rudd become Prime Minister and get John Howard out of the prime minister's Office and the election is only 1 week away Australian Time and so for a little while on 24/11/07 which is 11/23/07 American Time i will be voting for the Australian Election so i won't be on straight away even though it may appear i am online on here so please don't be surprised if i don't answer straight away on that day people from Bruce. PS i will do another blog later letting you all know who won the 2007 election in Australia.
Football
Football FINALLY makes sense......... A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
Texas
ANOTHER REASON TEXAS ROCKS!!! thought this was pretty amusing. Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, which is pretty weak, but somebody from Texas came back and put them on their asses at the bottom. CALIFORNIA: - I can wear sandals all year long - I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang. - I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often - I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down. -I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's! -All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is - I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear - I know 65 mph really means 100 - When someone cuts me off, they get the
My Happy Hour!
Repost this if you guys don't mind :D I have a happy hour coming up today at 5pm PST (Fubar Time)!! Woot! I am hoping to Godmother during it! Soooo! If all my awesome friends would save some love for that hour, I would really appreciate it! Mwah! You guys rock! drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~@ fubar And for those who don't know already... Club F.A.R. Rocks! If you aren't a member yet, what are you waiting for?? :D Hit one of these awesome people and they will get you started! Show them some love while you are there! Boricua God~Daddy * Owner Club F.A.R.♥ Co-owner*♥ PobreDiabla ♥Club Far ♥@ fubar #●Mlly●Nw C-wnr●f Clṻb F.A.R●#@ fubar ~JaMie~CO OWNER OF CLUB FAR~TIM's FB WIFE~ I.B.I.C.~D.S.C.~@ fubar ~♫Splash♫~Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.♫I.B.I.C.♫DSC~@ fubar ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
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Nascar Race Sunday
the nascar race sunday will bring to an end the number 8 budweiser chevy driven by dale jr. i know he will be driving the 88 mountain dew car next year but it will still be strange not seeing that red 8 car on the track next year. i did get to see that car win two races at talladega.
Invincible Irony Pt 2.
I've said it once, and I'll say it again: I don't care if I'm a 'significant other,' I don't care if I'm a good friend, I don't care if I'm barely an acquaintance. Just as long as remembering me is a happy thought. I think that's all need, from anybody. At the very least, I want to be something to be smiled about.Oh they told me I was gorgeous in a way, and that fateful day I found who I was. So fill this hole with my prescriptions. I just keep feeding my addictions.And all the friends that I have gone through, and how much I deserve the pain. It's a shame. You were the ones that stood by my side...So hold your head. Hold it up high. Here's to the friends that were alibis. Keep this close by your side. When I come home we will have our night.Right now? I'm not finding what I'm looking for. My energy is in all the wrong places. I feel wasted, in many definitions of the phrase. Writing, art, school, NOTHING is going the way I've tried to make it. I'm sick of throwing myself into vulnerab
Leaving Fire & Ice
Well Fire & Ice Crew I really hate to go, but do to circumstances beyond my control and the lack of time required for a management level position, I must graciously bow out. I wish you all the best of luck. Please don't be strangers, say hello anytime. I think you all have mad talent and will be very successful. Don't 4get your #1 RULE..........NO DRAMA!!!!!! If anyone needs help or advise feel free to yell at me. I have no ill feelings toward the crew or any members. Glad to be back, although I did think of running away with a wild pack of wolves. * Howlin @ the Moon* BUCKEYECOWBOY67
Fu-husbandry
okay...just sitting around and curious...what isss the whole fu-married bidness? i'm fairly sure i know, but the whole assuming thing...AND, i guess i'm a fu-bachelor wanting a fu-girlfriend(huh?!)!
Restrictions!!!
OKAY SO HERES THE DEAL!MY LOVER TOLD ME I WAS REVEALING TOO MUCH CLEAVAGE...WHICH I DISAGREE WITH-ONLY BECAUSE THERE ARE MANY WOMEN ON HERE HALF NAKED,IN BRA AND PANTIES... BUT ANYWAY...I REMOVED THE PICS ONLY BECAUSE I RESPECT HIS WISHES AS WELL AS I EXPECT HIM TO RESPECT MINE.AND HE ALSO STATED THAT I WAS STARTIN TO LOOK LIKE THE "REST" OF THEM-AND THAT CAN'T BE GOOD CONSIDERING SOME OF THE THINGS I'VE SEEN SINCE JOINING FUBAR...THE SO-CALLED REVEALING PICS HAVE BEEN MARKED PRIVATE. AND I DID SO PROUDLY-BECAUSE HE CARED ENOUGH TO LET ME KNOW THAT HE WASN'T COOL WITH IT.HERES TO ALL THE WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEIR MAN!
Come Rock Out With Dj Rayne
3am
Well yet again wide awake ...GO Figure ! Well I am sitting here wondering who on my friend list is actually gonna read this , and actually has any true intrests in friendship . Well first and fore most I am here for friends . I actually came back to this sight to support my friends online rock station surge fm . But this sight amuses me and gives me someone to talk to at 3am . I don't sleep much , I was born with no left and injured my right arm 4 years ago so I deal with a tad bit of pain pretty much all day and night . My right arm injury has pulled my spine to the right so sleeping and waking up sucks! I hardly ever complain honestly though just letting ya know what makes me tick . I am married and have three beautiful kids who are my heart and soul . I try to find the upside in almost everything that I do and happens to me in life. I do not judge people for what is on the outside cause been there dealt with that . When you hardly ever sleep at night you tend to get a tad bit bored.
Shattered
I was Fu-Engaged to someone who I thought Was Completely and Utterly Awesome, The night Before We were supposed to get Fu-Married, I discovered that she cheated on me the night before, I have never been so hurt in my life. I wasn't heart-broken, no i was heart-Shattered. I could never understand and probably never will understand how she could have done that to me. Am I seriously just never supposed to find love?? Wuts the point of life if You cannot love??
~*~wsc~*~ News, Views, Reviews, & Stuff~*~ Nov. 16th~*~
~&hearts~Wicked Storm Crew ON STRIKE!!!~&hearts~ LUVIEW: Have you noticed an increasing amount of green on the scroll, have you noticed a decided lack of pink and blue. Vips and Higher Levels are given "Top viewing" Could the lack of "Rainbow Hues" mean a decrease in VIPS???? Also with the attention Fubar has been getting in the media is this really the time for a decrease in members?? Maybe Changing things to the way subscribers want them to be is sounding better and better! News for today, November 16th Ok, here is the official word, Wicked Storm Crew is on Strike. What this means: We will not take part in any new contests or giveaways. These require mass comments,and between our comments being cut, cheaters (scripters) and the bouncer checks, they will be just to lengthy. We will not participate in any bomb offs! Here again they do not garner a big enough return to put so much effort and time into them. We will not buy Happy Hours, Blasts,or Tickers, Th
Wiccan Angel From A Different P.o.v.
http://fubar.com/blog/153371 Go to this one to see a diff point of view. He had finally run his prey down; he had never tasted such sweet blood. He didnt care why she tasted so different. He was just happy to have this new taste. He was lost in his own world. The silence of the night was more than comforting, more than Inviting. He had heard them in the distance but he didnt care. Not until he heard them only a few feet away. He heard the snap of the Twig and suddenly shot up and looked at them. He was Surprised, he didnt expect to be staring at 6 of them. He looked at them, knowing that this was going to be a lovely meal. But one of them for some reason had his attention. It felt strange, as though he had no.. he couldnt place the word but he didnt want to attack her. He felt his friends coming and sure enough out of the clouds behind him and above his head came 4 of his friends floating in from the sky. They Landed and all looked longingly at their Prey. They 6 suddenly to
Pick Up Lines
due to baby jesus bulliten i thought i would hook everyone up with some pick up lines.... * "So what haven't you been told tonight?" Very original, this line will make you stand out from the others *"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute." * "What's your name?" Instead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," *"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy." *"I may not be the best-looking person in here, but I'm the only one talking to you." *"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?" * "Who's your friend?" This one is risky, but it will shatter any pretense she might have about your actions by shifting the focus on her friend. This will intrigue her, to say the least, as she will wish to know "hey, how come not me?" *"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my
Flaming Lips
Put the Waterbug in the Policeman's Ear by:The Flaming Lips My brother's at the store. A genius when he's poor. He contimplates his consciousness. He feels his hands, they sweat. He can't connect it yet. He pulls all his resources. and he calls up the insects he commands and the waterbugs attack the police man. My brothers at the morgue. He gets up off the floor. He contimplates his escape. But a guard waits at the door. He feels his power soar. He pulls all his resources and he calls up the insects he commands and the waterbugs attack the police man. He tries to make it home. He stops to use the phone. He cant remember, where the house is. But a cop waits at his car and he needs his friends once more. He pulls all his resources and he calls up the insects he commands and the waterbugs attack the police man
""if You Get A Dozen You're Loved!!
""If you get a dozen you're loved!! ......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , ........... ......... ).. - ~. . ' ..( ............ ........ ( . . . ...(......) ........... .........| . . . . . ).....| ........... .........{.. . . . .(. . ./ ............ ............ =(.. /.)= ............... ............... -;..;-' ................ .................)|( , ................. ................. || _.-'| ............. ............. , _|| .._,/ ............. ....... , ... ....|| .' ................. ......|...|...,...||/ ................... ..../...| /|., |Y|| .................... ... '-...'-._....||/ ................... ........ >_.-..Y| ................... ............. , _|| .................... ................. || .................... ................. || .................... ................. || .................... ..................||..................... Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you care. See how many times you get this, if you get a dozen yo
I Know You
I look into your eyes, I pray you will remove your disguise. I see your face, I pray you return to your grace. I feel your pain, I pray for Gods rain. I hold out my hand, I want to show you this land. This land of beautiful wonder, No one can asunder. A place of unity, Love infinity. Excuse my eloquence, You hold such sustenance. Your aura is strong, You make me belong. Without you, The sky is not blue. Without you, The stars are not new. As white as the dove, Is the purity of my love. I pray you understand, My love is without demand. When I hold your arm, I am safe from harm. I can still see your smile, Even though it has been awhile. You have my heart, I never want to part. Your soul I cannot mend, I am merely your friend. I pray you see, Your love in me. An Original by Ms. Fay Osayo Rodrigues ~~Your Wildest Dream~~
When You Say Grace, You Can Say It To Grown Up Jesus, Or Teenage Jesus, Or Whatever You Want.
More random thoughts & observations: How far have basic math skills deteriorated in our country? I stopped at a mini-mart type of establishment for some sugary, caffeinated, delightful Mountain Dew. At the counter, a Skor bar caught my eye so I threw it up there along with my 'Dew. The total was $2.14. I handed the lady a twenty, and just as she hit the button... I found that I had fifteen cents in my pocket, so I handed her that as well. She didn't get the change in time, so the change due reading on the register was $17.86... and NOW she was confused. So... she hands me a penny and says, "Here's your penny and..." then she hands me two bucks and says to me, "Is that right?" Well, now, if it were my intention to pay $18.14 for a Mountain Dew and a candy bar, sure, that would be correct. But, no, I said, "Uh... no. You owe me sixteen more dollars." She was still confused as I walked out; I think she was convinced that I ripped her off. As far as prices go, I hate shopping at Kr
The Rooftops
Krash and Tank begin to jump out of the jeep and prepare for the worse. Krash unloads the 50.cal and mounts along the side of the jeep. Tank start pulling out the ammo and checking to make sure all the guns are fully loaded. Still no sign of the big man huh? Tank questions the pack. No we havent seen anything yet. Only thing we have seen is a growing number of the infected. Its a good thing yall showed up though we could use some more ammo. Blood maces replies. So what do we do sit here and wait or do we stay together and search. Asked Mary. Well the searching thing has done us no good so far. We might as well bunker down here for right now. Since the infected have already been popping up more. Tank replies. So the crew gets ready for what ever it is to come. Locking and loading as they wait for Graves return. Upon the rooftops though the real trouble begins. Graves climbs up meeting his nemesis face to face. Patient Zero stands the small frame with
Nov 16
November 16, 2007 Quote of the Day "Put your heart, mind, intellect, and soul even to your smallest acts. This is the secret of success." Swami Sivananda Saraswati
Dreams
Dreams ~Tony Martinez I never sleep well at night It's cuz I'm without you I reach for you I cry out for you Wake up in a cold sweat looking for you When I am able to sleep I dream of you I see us walking through the house I can never pass our bedroom with you Without giggling and pulling you in there with me For some playtime But to be honest It doesn't matter what room we're in I always want to play with you I wrap my arms around you tight while you stand in front of the kitchen sink I whisper in your ear as you sit at the dinning room table I pull you to me when you pass by me laying on the couch Love, I love you so much I could hold you for daysStaring into those beautiful eyes My love How I dream of you every night Waiting and wishing for the day where I can dream With you
Are You The One I Am Looking For?
Well, I did an 'About Me', I should do an "About You" to help elevate the 'awkwardness' with the whole, 'will she be interested in me' first emails I am sent. So, here is the 'is this you, message me' blog, AND REMEMBER "looks" are NOT on the outside, it comes from the INSIDE. The most buff, male model, sexiest man on earth kind of guy could message me and I would give him a chance, BUT if he opened his mouth and degraded, berated or hated on another human being, he just turned into the UGLIEST man alive in MY world and would not even be a friend to me. 1. DO YOU HAVE AND WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S MOTTO? 2. DO YOU HAVE A GOAL AND WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 TO 20 YEARS? 3. WOULD YOU WEAR OR DO YOU OWN A SUIT?*obviously if you own one, you will wear it* 4. DO YOU LIKE TO PARTICIPATE IN SPORTS? 5. DO YOU ENJOY OUTDOOR AND INDOOR ACTIVITIES WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS? 6. DO YOU HAVE RELIGION IN YOUR LIFE? *extra points for Catholics, but not necessary* 7. CAN YOU SPELL OR KNOW
Guess Where I'm Going?!?!
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Rambling
rambling i love you. i love to hate you. i miss you and i cant stand to be around you.. you raise me up and you break me apart.. and im all the happier for it. i want to be a better person for you. and you make me believe that anything is possible for you. like some kind of crack fiend i need you more and more. and what i have is never enough.
Show Her Some Love!
To my good friends, pls add my cousin she is new here. Play nice and show her some fubar love! She doesnt have any pics up yet but will very soon! Stef *1962*dragonfly@ fubar
Are You Fromm The South?
are you from the south?
Plz Help Her Lvl
http://www.fubar.com/user/1337643
Will You Be My Mommy On Here
will you be my mommy on here ? oh it's just a question alright if you don't like this then don't read it
Candy
do you have a favorite candy ?
Plz Hlp My Friend
handcuff69@ fubar here is a link to my good friends page plz hlp him lvl
Email Me
HEY GANG JUST EMAIL ME HERE WHEN THE FUCKING AROUND WITH THE MAIL AND EVERYTHING IS DONE AND ADULTS TAKE OVER THE SITE ted_o@net-venture.com im sick of this shit
Oh My The Sexy Man Inside Here
silver OH MY THE SEXIEST MAN ON FUBAR AND HIS NAME IS B..I..G P..A..P..A. DO I NEED TO SAY ANYMORE. STOP BY SHOW HIM SOME LOVE AND COMMENTS VOTES. B IS FOR BIG HEARTED I IS FOR INTELLIGENT G IS FOR GORGEOUS LOOKING P IS FOR PERFECTLY MADE BY THE MAKER A IS FOR ANGEL AT HEART P IS FOR PACKAGE DEAL , ALL ARE NONE A IS FOR ATTRACTIVE TO ALL WOMEN DO I NEED TO SAY MORE! STOP BY HELP OUT BIG PAPA! Music Video: Your Bodys Callin by (R. Kelly) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone SULTRY CEO OF MAFIA CO OWNER RAZZLES NIGHT CLUB@ FUBAR
She's My Queen
i met her when i was just 5 years old she can be so hot but be so cold she act so young but can look so old she taught me to rid myself of hate taught me not to trust authority and always debate when givin the opportunity she can make everyone so happy but drive everyone to the brink of insanity making em loot, riot, and cause calamity she's can hurt da pro's make kings out da lowest of da lows she can ship dem bricks come back and take they shit she's my queen she light up at night if ya know what i mean she's my queen keep gangsta's rollin wit a lean she's my queen she can be so dirty but stay so clean cause ya know she's my queen not to mention as i slide up and down her curves betta slow ya roll or ya might just see her at her worst when that snow falls down her hills lock up ya wheels, lose control of ya steering wheels she can make the hardest rider crash and burn she make the smartest man wanna learn t
Dick Riders
bullshit pyscho shit goin through mind don't give a fuck a i kill it all the time i get down for mine, i stay on my grind so ya thinkin ya can bring a knife to a gun fight and i'll show you the might of a million mutha fuckas down to die down to ride, down to commit a homicide on some fake ass bitches that be riding dick thinkin you got me twisted in the game thinkin that ya a slick bitch but i prove that you a lame and you can't play shit ya run ya mouth ya lie to him and him and him and her but you get so caught up in the lies that it's all a blur i step correct like my name was k r s one mic one love like my name was nasir jones but i'm not pullin shit but ya card and i'm breakin bones layin ya flat face first in ya front yard comin straight from the boneyard i'm the undertaker wanna step to me, and i'm show the anger nothing but some real muscle showin like my name was hulk hogan sorry ass lame ass dick riding
Why Do I Cry
when i know that i used to love you what the hell was goin on in my mind there's nothing that i wouldn't do for you but it all just seemed to be a waste of time i found a new love, someone i can trust but still i sit at home and wondery why wonder why the fuck i put my head in my hands and cry why does the hurt have to pry at what i have good in my life and please just please god tell me why there are those times i wish it would all end and i'd die close my eyes, let it all fade away let it all just drain away i just don't know why i cry when i look back at i just ask my self why where did my life go wrong at why can't you be here with me... why do you have to be so far away why can't u please save me why do you have to runaway why do i cry.... why do i wish i'd die god the hurt must feel so good cause still i let you try to find yourself a way into my petty little life why do i cry why do i cry
Freestyle
rollin down the highway bitch doin it my way call me burger king as i serve them fiends wit dem dope ass beats that's a straight guarantee doin nothin homo rollin by straight slo mo like i was d.j. screw who the fuck knew that boy done had a flow so i just mosh in that bitch and throuh them bows so don't act like ya don't know it's the queen city that's claimed the crown straight out da midwest and we holdin it down like chuck lidell got you in a submission hold ufc style fightin in the cage, we get swolled stokin the fire get ya talkin through the wire but you ain't kanye, but i can get ya higher just holla at me if you desire the hottest lyrics to bring the fire
Death Is So Unfair...
I had to stand by today and watch a really wonderful family lay to rest there leader,guide,Husband,Father and Grandfather today. his name is Brad Kimmel.. he was a very caring a kind man. Even though i lost my dad 9 years ago in October. Brad has been there for me almost my entire life. He is like a second Dad to me. he was taken from us so fast that it just rocked all of us right to the core. I just want everyone who reads this to just take a moment in there life to thank god for the special people in there lives and cherish every second they have with them. I Love you and Miss you Brad "Dad" , I will always remember your wonderful soft eye's and your great big hug's that were full of love and kindness.
His Real Id
the guy thats rateing 1 and hes sending hatful e-mail, all because i blocked him, he was going through and rateing every pic no matter what it was as nsfw and 1, so i blocked him and now hes being a whiny little baby. hes so very sad. so here is his real id. http://www.fubar.com/user/515626 please return the favor for me as he blocks me as soon as he does anything.
Glad To Be Back
I am finally able to be back online I had missed being able to bomb with my mafia family I cant believe how much things have changed around here but just wanted to say hello to all my friends, fans, and family feel free to stop by and say hello and i will do the same take care all ttys ~Vinton~
They Need Your F**ing Help
IF YOUR READING THIS AND DECIDE TO DO NOTHING NO RATE NO COMMENT NO HELP THAN REMOVE ME FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST IMMEDIATELY FAN R8 ADD THEM ,HELP THEM LEVEL >BIG MOMMA~@ fubar☆ k kR☆@ fubarFAN R8 ADD THEM ,HELP THEM LEVEL
Julie The Peach Conquerer
The holidays approach. Reality checked me: My cousin Julie (second cousin)has ovarian cancer. She is in her mid thirties and has a 5 year old little boy. Did I mention a husband who should be a God for his neverending love and devotion for her? Not seeing her frequently I have kept up with her cancer treatments mostly by her Peach list updates which started by emails to family and friends. She is one of the MOST awesome women I have ever known. She is beautiful,intelligent, curvy and confident with dimples so deep! She is well written and has kept quite a diary of her trials and tribulations. On my page I have a couple of pictures of her cancer remission party I attended. Well remission lasted only a short time. Not wanting to bore you I invite you to read her emails from the start of her cancer recordings. They were eventually transferred onto a website built by her brother-in-law (don't quote my butt on that!) So why do I invite you now to read about her? My mother
Are You Ready For Some Football!?!?
well i was saving my last sexy football pic set for perhaps a bowl game...however! since i dont know if we'll make it to one lol i decided to post all i had in hopes that maybe it'll at least FIRE em up to finish up the season strong!! take a peek, see what you think!! www.kayleekurves.com I also have a treat for my members!! A new video has been posted, the first half is up, the rest will be up tomorrow!! you'll really enjoy this tastee treat!
What I Want
What I want ~Tony Martinez My love How I love you I stuggle everyday for you The need for you Grows stronger everyday At this point I cry to release the emotion I hide my face Not wanting to appear weak before you But oh how I need you I want to see you I want to hear you I want to feel you I want to know you I want to be real to you I want to break down all the walls I want there to be no denying it No more holding back Please love Understand my plea Hear my words How can I make you understand The little things Damn it my love they mean so much I will not fight you for them I know they will come But the day can't come fast enough To lay with you To become tangled in you To caress your face as you wake Yes my love I have been up for some time Watching your beautiful form sleep How much more can I say I LOVE YOU Please hear me Please listen to me I want you to know this deep overflowing passion I want you to see this fire in my eyes Watching yo
The Call Of True Love
As I sit here painfully alone My mind drifts to the past. I snap back at the sound of my phone A call that makes it right again. I answer it to hear your sweet voice. A memory flashes within my head. The day we finally met. My heart races and breathing quickens. Then I realize you're actually on the phone. I start to speak but am cut off by another memory; Us together simply lying in bed. You speak again and I once again return. We talk if only for a short while. The call is over and all is silent again. I realize I am alone again but My euphoric state does not dwindle or dim. I feel as if I am floating on air. My body tingles as my heart continues racing. I love the feeling and the memories I have. I put in a movie, bringing more memories of our time together. My memories continue and I think of the last moment I saw you. The kiss so deep, the hug so tight. Just like me, never wanting to let go of you or the memorie
Help Them Level Up
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Are You A Wife On Here ?
are you a wife on here ?
Yummy
You in my mouth felt so good I loved the taste and feel. Knowing someone could have walked up was such a major turn on. My girlfriend there, me wishing she would touch me or taste me, made me so wet. The breeze on my naked pussy made me want you inside. You throbbing in my mouth and my pussy so wet, felt so good. Your hand on the back of my head, my tongue swirling around your cock. I hear your moaning and the want in your voice when you ask me to swallow. Oh my god, you're almost there. I'm beginning to taste you. Mmmmmm you taaste so good. I want more. I want it inside. I want you to feel the way I feel when I feel you cum.
Depressed
Today has been a lonely day. It was long and cold. The wind blew past me And made me feel empty. I feel unwanted, unneeded, unloved; Unless I am with you. I REALLY like you and I know you REALLY like me too. You are so sexy. Your eyes, Your smile, everytthing. I want you in my arms again. I feel safe and comfortable with you. You make me smile and laugh Like no one else has, But for now I am alone and depressed Until I see you again.
Do You Have A Hubby On Here ?
do you have a hubby on here ?
Freedom
Freedom To be owned by a Master is a unique experience, but one that this one has yet to experience. What she means by being owned by a Master? Is that she has never been His only slave. she has never learned to let go of her control. Never totally given up her rights and freedoms. she longs to do so, she desires to be free even though she is bound in chains. To be owned is in itself freedom. To be able to lay your cares down upon your Master. To loose all inhabitions to know what is like to be safe, loved and treated well. her needs are simple. she seeks One who can and will take what He wants, but also show her it is ok to let go. To let Him guide her in her life as a slave. To push her to do her very best to be pleasing, and serving her Master. Even after punishing her He comforts her. Telling her that she has pleased Him and He is proud to be her Owner. For i
My Freak On A Leash
"Freak On A Leash" Something takes a part of me. Something lost and never seen. Everytime I start to believe, Something's raped and taken from me... from me. Life's got to always be messing with me. (You wanna see the light) Can't they chill and let me be free? (So do I) Can't I take away all this pain. (You wanna see the light) I try to every night, all in vain... in vain. Sometimes I cannot take this place. Sometimes it's my life I can't taste. Sometimes I cannot feel my face. You'll never see me fall from grace Something takes a part of me. You and I were meant to be. A cheap fuck for me to lay Something takes a part of me. Feeling like a freak on a leash. (You wanna see the light) Feeling like I have no release. (So do I) How many times have I felt diseased? (You wanna see the light) Nothing in my life is free... is free Chorus Boom na da mmm dum na ema Da boom na da mmm dum na ema GO! So...fight! something on the... dum na ema Fight...some t
The Morning After
I awake with a smile on my face thinking of the night before. It was really fun. I could not have done anything like that with any other person. Without really knowing you, I feel I can trust you with my life. Your warm kisses and hugs the way you touch my arm the way you touch my cheek the way you touch my leg, my breast, my ass. No one has ever touched me like that making me feel so alive and I was comfortable with that. The secret things we did while no one was looking made me feel better than ever. I couldn't stop thinking about you and all the fun we had the night before. But now the night has fallen and I am alone again waiting for another day so i can have another great morning after.
Are You Married On Here ?
are you married on here ?
Stare
I can see you when you look at me. You say you are staring at my eyes. I know you are lying. I can see you're staring at me You think I'm a piece of meat All you see is my tits and ass You don't care about my thoughts You don't care about my feelings You only want me for one thing You want my body You want sex You want everything but the inner me You act like I don't know You act like I don't care But every night I go home alone Yet again I cry myself to sleep Knowing all I am to you is a body And a piece of ass To go fuck yourself When you want me to care Why should I care about you? Why should I live? You don't care if I die You can always find another whore But never one as perfect as me
What's Up With The Bouncer Id Check
what's up with the bouncer id check
Slavery
Being a slave . It is hard to place the reasons on why aimee is happy as a Gorean slave girl but just for You she will do her best. One thing that aimee can honestly say is that in her enslavement she feels completely and utterly whole. she feels as though she has a purpose. For so long she felt as though she was empty and had no real reason to be on this earth. she felt as though no matter what she did she was unable to please even the lowest of people. No matter what she did she felt as though she was below anyone and everyone. she had no reason to be any part of this world and that the only reason why she was aloud to be here was because it is wrong to kill. When You took her under Your collar she finally felt like she had a purpose that she was on this earth for a reason. You gave her hope that she was a worthy person to be loved. You gave her life a meaning and made her feel like she was whole. You put a plug per say into the hole that had put been into her hea
To Many Bouncer
to many bouncer
Guns N' Roses--don't Cry
Guns N' Roses - November Rain
Metallica - Frantic (2003)
Metallica-fuel
Bleeding Storms
DJ NITEWOLF WELCOMES YOU CLICK ON THE PIC TO TAKE YOU THERE DJ NiteWolf ~Owner of Bleeding Storms Lounge~COME ONE AND ALL COME JOIN THE STORM!!!!
Just Something About The Signs...i Am A Scorpio
CANCER - The Coolest mutha fucka ull ever meet. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock You The Fuck Out. Great In Bed. *2 years of bad luck if you do not repost. CAPRICORN - The Superior Sexual Partner (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. *24 years of bad luck if you do not repost AQUARIUS - The one every girl or boy needs (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down
Mama Said - Metallica
Fubar Friends
I've had one of those days you know what I mean so I sit back and relax and turn on my screen. I'll talk to all my friends who know just what to say to make my stresses go and my troubles fade away. My friends you're always there for me whenever I feel blue and though we've never met before I know our friendships true. And although we haven't been friends for long in this short time it seems we shared so many things already our hopes, our fears, our dreams. We come from different walks of life but we share a common bond and it's time to say that of all of you I've grown so very fond. So thank you friends for being there whenever I've needed you I know you're always there for me and you know I'm there for you!
Bouncer Id Check,
i can't stand this Bouncer ID check, can you
Metallica Shreds
Haven Of The Inevitable!!!
THE ONLY INEVITABLE THING IN LIFE IS DEATH!!! JOIN US @ ~*~HAVEN of the INEVITABLE~*~ HOME OF CLICK THE IMAGE TO TAKE YOU THERE ~*~J Mzz Hv ~*~ WELCOMES ONE AND ALL NOW HIRING!!!!!! DJS BARTENDERS! PROMOTERS! COME BE PART OF THE FAMILY!!! GO TO DJ MIZZ BS PAGE (LINK ABOVE) AND LEAVE A PRIVATE MESSAGE!!!! IF YOU ARE INTERESTED
For My Dad And My Friend Richard Rip
My dad passed away on may 17th,2005.And i miss him alot and wish he was still alive and here with us.He was 66 when he passed away.It's hard to let go when you lost a love one in your family.My dad and me didn't spend time together when he was alive.Why do god have to take away love ones in their family when their so young.I lost a real good friend of mine i met online last month and it's very hard for his family too. Can you's pray for all of us please.Thank you.
Noodle
what is your favorite noodle ?
Slut Or Saint? Dedication To The Ser Women
I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I could be, with my words, my art , my depth of emotion. But, I choose to savor the one that get to recieve all that i have to offer. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. My ability to touch , taste, seduce, love, and feel pure rapture, and carnal primal sexual pleasure , always giving one hundred precent of my body mind and soul, a possession and an act of devotion and worship for the loves in my life . I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I have given my entire body and soul to a man before and I get more pleasure in my submission to all that he wants and sdesires then any orgasm you think you can create in me . I don't mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; sexualy, and menataly. you who are so offended and shocked at seeign such power ina woman , call me a witch , call em
Mean People In General
why do people have to be mean? why can't everyone get along? Jealously is stupid!! And why does a man always want you after you are gone and done with him? Because then we become a challenge;or what? lol thats why i am glad i have good friends in my life!!!!
Break Me
I am lost on lovely pillows of bright red pain sillouetted by your sequined smiles of irony I make circles in the sands of my life with my bare fingertips stripped of prints from the pages of others lives i have read I whisper fog and smoke that billows upwards in snowflake like paterns of smiles I see kisses in silken tears left to dry in the sun I close my eyes and rest my heavy heart in my hands .. and once again fall asleep on the lovely pillows of bright red pain~
Torn Down
One The one That grip around me .. Unbreakable , Un changed .. always. The first breath the first touch the first truth .. I find myself in his eyes .. He hears it seems my silent cries. And makes my heart my reasons foe. What magic weaves his touch to trick me ,. How can I now deny what I feel .. What I love . The pain I have felt . The night wandering lost and awake .. Without his touch . Why does my heart burn with anger , and my anger weep tears of pain. Why am I looking with my eyes what My heart can see. Why is the heart the last on the list to be paid. Why am I standing here my soul screaming .. My teeth clenched tight .. Walls around me refuse to be torn down all the time begging me to crumble. I see all the right paths all the right words all the right things .. And all I want are these things down this rabbit hole I crave . I see his face .. His hands His voice haunting me .. Torturing me .. Whispering to me . Telling me everything I want to hear. Make all My fears disappear
Eternal
Orgasmic responses Touched lightly held away throw in cold embrace your eyes never look at me your mouth never speaks to me You dont want to know me weak pulse sacred sin pain and pleasure giving up giving in giving away all that you are is so hidden I cant find you in the dark keep talking to me .. I cant find my way without your voice making love dark secrets hot skin wet touch deep thrust dreams of plenty lifes grip fades away choke hold on reality decay little girls laughter echos in my mind the last ever written he says with a cheshire cat smile gone away solid waste tortured disgrace loving hate pure soul Bear your scars scream your pain let go of all thats bound you to this pain see me touch me know me....
Your Life
Posthumously Published From the Future : Just south of vaccuous image there is the abstract of the innocent, faultless self satisfaction. Beatuty in filth surrounds you. Sex dripping off the whore walking out of your room. Stop glance nausea repeat are you speacial? just another number. use and be used a drug emptiness The greats roll thier tongues grave in cheek bones sneer toward pseud's prick, pry, ply, pick clean until craft becomes mud thrown at the screen Voice lost, beauty fades foundation left. And you close the Door. Reflection.... Jess I cared ....
For My Pet.
A Perfect Circle; Pet don't fret precious, i'm here. step away from the window, and go back to sleep. lay your head down, child. i won't let the boogieman come. counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums. pay no mind to the rabble. head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of the war drums. pay no mind what other voices say, they don't care about you, like i do. safe from pain, and truth, and choice, and other poisoned devils. saying they don't give a fuck about you, like i do. just stay with me. safe and ignorant. go, back to sleep. go, back to sleep. lay your head down child, i won't let the boogieman come. counting bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums. pay no mind to the rabble. head down, go to sleep, to the rhythm of the war drums. i'll be the one to protect you from, your enemies and all your demons. i'll be the one to protect you from, a will to survive and a voice of reason. i'll be the one to protect you from, your enemies and your choices, son. one in
Things Ya Do....
I got a offer tonite to go to a friends house....so...I will be MIA till 4pm Saturday. I will try to be on here...if not just call my cell...figured i would let you all kno in case you wonder where I went to! LOL ^..^
Damn Where My Friends At??
yall gonna let me rawk out in the lounge magikal seductions all by my lonesome?? whos gonna request music?? if were friends for real and u r reading this then consider hangin wit ur pal cherry for a few kk??? hope to see u there!!! muaaaahhh!!!! http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51643 here is the link now come on over!!!!
Evil Shield
Protection for a Dark Warrior! Price: 27.99
Christmas Card Ideas.
I always send out strange Christmas cards to my friends online and shit anbd well, I am having trouble deciding what ones I wanna send.So Ill see what you all think.Id usually put this in the mumms but lately those have been filled up with a bunch of morons and assholes. heres the first one: Then theres the second one:
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guesses im an ugly bitch again and no friends want to talk nightttttttttt
Trial Blog
Is it nornal to be soooo madly in love with someone that you feel like your going mad.
Really Want Some Help For Him
I REALLY WOULD LOVE TO SEE MY GOOD GRIEND ANCIENT1 LEVEL BY MONDAY CAN YOU PLEASE GO HELP HIM FOR ME :) THIS WOULD MEAN SO MUCH FOR ME IF HE MADE IT ~Ancient1~@ fubar THANK YOU
Well I Tried
Well, I just broke up with my Bf, via voicemail cause he didnt answer..... But Im just tired of his little games. He tries to make me a weak minded bitch that will hang on his as, ya know, put up with him talkin shit to me and stuff, well, not this bitch, I tried to work it out with him, but he still wants some pushover bitch, and that is just not me. LMFAO just last night he got mad at me because I wouldnt take his shit and told me I acted like New York, ya know that bitch from flava of love, well I took it as a compliment because I DO not and WILL not let a man run me, so if I act like her so be it. I just do not take shit. Im not the finest/sexiest girl out there, but I WILL BE DAMNED if some bastard tries to break me down. So I kindly told him earlier that it was over, and thats the way it should be because he has shown me he is not gonna change....As always, much love and thanks for readin my crap! ~Lexi
How I Feel!
Well im great and care about everyone so if yall read this blog just hit me up! and i also need a drink. ill return the favor
Sorry
well I would like to clear a few things up I recently left the blue lounge Reasons are because of the Crazy lilmama...and I let my temper get the best of me and I left with DJ Fabulouse who was in turn in peoples yahoo feuling the fire and causing alot of this drama..I had nothing to do with his antics I am very sorry ....I just found out lastnight that he has been lounge spying and tormenting the girls in that lounge and teling half the girls on Fubar he loved them...as this was not something I knew about I was warned by Dj LOC and I ignored him....MY BAD....I betrayed alot of my friends and lost their friendships because of DJ FAB...I am sending this out hopeing that you guys will accept my appologyie
Top Free All The Way
Swedish women shed bikini tops in pool campaign Tue Nov 13, 5:09 PM ET Decades after some women cast aside their bras as an act of feminist radicalism, a group of Swedish women have launched a campaign to go topless in local swimming pools. The Bara Brost (Bare Breast) campaign began two months ago in the south of the country, one of the campaigners, Astrid Hellroth, told AFP. Already about 50 women supported the campaign, she said, and a vanguard of 15 women had started direct action, swimming topless in local pools. "Our aim is to start a debate about the unwritten social and cultural rules that sexualize and discriminate against the female body," said Hellroth, a 21-year-old student. They also had a blog, she added: barabrost.blogg.se. Their site links to a Canadian sister organisation, the Topfree Equal Rights Association. "It's important that women have the same rights as men," said another campaigner, 22-year-old Ragnhild Karlsson. "When you say we are m
I Need....
I need a big man like a football player wid a tree trunk neck and giant arms to pick me up n throw me! a man that needs a true woman to stand by him!!!!!!!!
Awesome
Without pretennsion. With a sweet chill down my spine... For a time the clouds lift. And what I have resigned to thinking barran Does bear fault. If I am to die - If I must die. I must inspire while I live, Alongside the dreamers. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams. I surrender all. All I have give: To those who survived life's thorns And provided escape. To those, whos creations live forever. To those that wrote the words. Though my knees become weak. I will cause my foot another step. To carry the task. And to those that understood There is a need for faith And a need for hope. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams. As with the brightest and the wisest, I know the need of Faith, Hope, And Dreams. I burn for vidsions and inspiration, for this is life. If perchance I am dreaming, Please, let me sleep, To spend my time in great Atlantis, In search of Camelot. I drink from the grail, and war with the immortals, Ra
Hi Heres A Update
I will be away for awhile (personal shit) hopefully not to long after this Sunday wish all My friends and Loved ones a great Thanksgiving if I am not back by then I need 45 K to level any helps apriciated xxx Bye for now ~Ancient1~
Free Sex For The Disabeled
Sex for the disabled A Swiss welfare group is recruiting volunteers to have sex with disabled people. The Basel-based Welfare Group for Disability and Sexuality already arranges erotic massages for people with disabilities. But it is now providing full sexual intercourse and is also signing up gay volunteers to have sex with homosexual disabled people. The group's leader Aiha Zemp said it was a subject that "needed to be tackled." She said: "It's a big taboo that needs to be broken. Having sex is a basic human need like eating and drinking and we have to fight for this right for the disabled." At present three men and one woman offer an erotic 'touching service,' and nine new volunteers have come forward to offer sex at 65 per hour. Among the new recruits are four men, two of them homosexuals. Zemp rejected criticism that the group were simply training up prostitutes. "The big difference between the assistants and prostitutes is that the assistants show ten
Pain In My Heart
Theres a pain in my heart so deep and so dark makes my skies black and the energy i lack Theres a pain in my heart i cant count the scars cause theres been so many and ive cried rivers at the end of the year dont know what it is about these holidays is it just stress its just something about these holidays im not sure what it is Theres a pain in my heart that i cant describe but it aches like hell no, it doesnt feel well as tears fall down i dont feel like doing anything at all i feel like crap wishing lightning would zap me and take all this away Theres a pain in my heart and alcohol comes to mind wanna drink liquor perhaps ive grown bitter wanna get drunk and be a forgiver Theres a pain in my heart why is it there dont wanna be like this forever but i feel like this is gonna change never then i look around and see im not alone theres millions of people like me
Do You Drive
do you drive?
Hi There
hi there
Taco
what is your favorite taco ?
Truth About Men/women
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
Good Guys
Good guys finish last *To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.". *To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. *To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. *To every guy who has given her flowers just because. *To every guy that said he would die for her. *To every guy that really would. *To every guy that did what she wanted to do. *To every guy that regrets hurting her. *To every guy that cried in front of her. *To every guy that she cried in front of. *To every guy that holds hands with her. *To every guy that kisses her with meaning. *To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.. *To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. *To every guy who would give up their jacket for her. *To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. *To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. *To every guy that would give up his seat. *
The New
I got four more tattoos today. I know you're thinking four?!?!? girl your nuts, but they're little. hehe Anyway, I'll unveil once they heal a little more. Keep in suspense luvs &hearts
Happy Thursday Everyone
happy Thursday everyone
What's So Hard About The Truth?
So the asshole I posted the mum about completely blew me off. Didn't even call me or text me back because we were suppose to get together before he left back to California. How come is it so hard to just be truthful? All I ask for is if your no longer interested or I've given you just what you wanted already, then tell me. Or how about if you just want a pussy to fuck, just fucking tell me. I'm not gonna say sure okay you can do me. But at least this way I know your not what I want and I'm sure there are plenty of whores that are willing to put out for you.
This Is Online I Can Only Have One Crush?
OK I only been here, little more then, two weeks but I tried to get a crush on another and got the thing that said "You already have a crush on ____ do you want to replace it with ___?" C'mon even in RL, real life, I sometimes have crushes on more than one! So what do ya mean ONLY one on FUbar? I wasn't told, or I didn't read the fine print, when I joined but this can't be serious? Thanks, Willy
Signs You're Really Broke
1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe. 5. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch. 6. Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%. 7. You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. 8. You receive care packages from Europe. 9. Your bologna has no first name. 10. You rob Peter...and then rob Paul. 11. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 12. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 13. You give blood everyday - for the orange juice. 14. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 15. Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No." 16. The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.
Numbness
Frustration comes, rage builds Through the fire and brimstone I walk to the end Sleepless nights I wonder if i should stay Or if I should go. Feelings are just an expression As they say fear is only a four letter word But only thing to fear is fear itself As I watch my life slip before me Time slowing down, I wear this frown. Tears in my eyes can tell no lies For never ending dreams that come Cease to exist I curl up my fist Close my eyes and picture the end As blood flows to the floor. The exsistance of me is no more No one can see me no one can hear me But the feeling is still there Cold chills down your spine hair raising I no longer feel pain just numb.
Back
Looks like I'm actually gonna have time to visit again now. I know it's been almost two months since I've talked to a lot of you, but life has been a true nightmare here. Please bear with me as I get back into the swing of things again...
Poems
yeah so sometimes i get bored and try my hand at poetry here's two of my latest. Check them out if you'd like and tell me what you think if you wanna as well....much love to all I wish I could sleep But my mind keeps racin' And it's you that I'm chasing All the bullshit that we're facin I stare into the mirror And I wish I could feel nearer, To you, myself, and others But everyone seems to duck and cover I feel like Im beginning to smother In this fire That burns deep inside Yet I continue to hide I continue to smile And continue to dial Your numbers so you know that I'm still alive That I haven't died Yet something has on the inside My heart, my soul, hell I don't know But I could continue to scream I could continue to cry Do you even hear my simplest sigh? ok the next one is a lil longer so bear with me Is this my purpose? Damn why does it make me nervous I battle everything Take on everything But I can't seem to face myself Some one gi
Life And Thinking
So if you feel bad and things that make you feel like shit are changable but choose not to change. It leave us with only on alternative to change it our selves, so herin lies my dilemma things that are out of my control are making me feel like shit and i cant change the one aspect that i do not like but i can change some thing to make the pain shorter lived. So here i sit on a precipice of decision, work or life, life or death, love or lonely, all very important decisions. Some thing to think about for me tonight, i hate being here but i love the money, i love things that are bad for me but i like to live,............. the rest is blank awaiting a conclusion
So Anyways.....
So im going to vent a little so you all can just put up with it lol. I have met a lot of really nice people on fubar. I have met some lying ass holes too. But I will tell you this, I have also met some of the most awesome people who I am proud to call family. To my brothers Marc and Brad. You guys are awesome. You are always there when I need you. You listen to me rant and rave and more often than not put me in a better mood just by being you. I want you guy's to know that I would do anything for you guy's. You are 2 of the most special guy's on here ( after Brian of course) and any lady would be damn lucky to have you. If you ever need me I am there for you! To my sister and partner in crime sara. You are one of the most amazing women I have met ever. You are always there and ready to throw down on anyone that messes with any of us. I love you dearly and hope that you also know that no matter what I am always going to be here for you. To my babygirl jay... I know it see
Moving Next Week
We (the gf and I) got our rental app approved for a mobile home in Warrenton MO. Will most likely be moving the majority of things on Friday. If anyone is around this area, and could help, would be enormously appreciated!!!!!!
Im This Guy
We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and say "thank you." K
Interesting Quiz About Violence
How violent are you.. Your Result: Edgy If you are provoked enough you'll do something about it. In a bad situation you have a small chance of kicking ass. For the most part you keep it real.Risque Antisocial Ice Cold Killer Chilled out How violent are you..
Canceled
Sorry to inform you all but the wedding has been canceled.
Blood And Tears
I have died and cried because of you for far too long. My tear soaked journal and bloodstained clothes show of the pain you put me through. You act like a perfect angel but everyone can see through your faade. They see how you treat me and know of the pain you put me through. We have all had enough of your games, tired of the child you have become. You want people to treat you right? Thats never going to happen unless you grow up and act like a man. Your tantrums dont work on me. So go ahead and have a fit because I dont do exactly what you want when you want it. Im not your lapdog. I have my own thoughts and dreams. I deserve so much more than you. I have the world offered to me and my whole life ahead of me but I cant take the offer because I made a few wrong choices. Now I am stuck and afraid to leave because of the so called promises youve said to me but they are either mere threats or empty promises. You dont care about me, you only care about yourself and your car. Well h
Should Children Witness Childbirth?
Should children witness childbirth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the Call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very Diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and Pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The Paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on His bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what She thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in The first place . . Smack his ass again!" If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope!!!
Eminem - Shake That Ass ( This Is My Song)
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Endangered Turtles
There was an article that researchers along the atlantic seaboard say that loggerhead turtles returning to nest are down 37% Commercial fishing is the main culprit with turtles getting caught up in the nets. They are asking for more help from the federal government to get them listed as endangered and impose sanctions. I hope they can be saved, so that I don't have to go to Mexico or the Grand Caymans to see a turtle underwater.
Why We Should Drink More
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Beer = Health. ***Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Getting Fu Married
>Join Us In Celebrating the Wedding Of Bada Bing's Own Doug and Fallin Angel at Bada Bing Lounge on Saturday, November 17th at 4pm eastern time. " /> Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Plan to be there as we share and celebrate a beautiful time with these two very special friends! >Host Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!
Paul Rieckhoff Speaks On ...
VIDEO: Rieckhoff on Olbermanns Countdown for Veterans Day Here is video from Monday interview with Keith Olbermann of MSNBC's Countdown on the state of affairs for the nation's veterans on Veterans Day.
You Say You Love
You say you love me. You say you care. That you want to be with me forever but do you really? I'm here and waiting. I'm ready for everything. The love The committment What more do you want from me? I'm giving you everything. My love My heart My soul It's all yours forever. As long as you promise to love me Like you say you do Why do you put me through this? The torture of waiting For your answer For your love to be true Do you think this is all a game? Well its not This is my life But I want it to be ours Forever together as one heart, one brain, one soul. Do you want this too or am I alone here? The same way I have been Spending my life thus far. You say you love me But are you being true?
Who Needs Some
For The First ten People To Comment And Rate All Of Thrumyeyes07's Pics I Will Give 10K And She Will Give 20K Thats 30K FU-Bucks For Something Real Easy And For One Of You It Can Be 40K B/C The First One To Comment And Rate All Hers Comment And Rate All Mine I Will Give You 20 Plus Her 20 Get To Rating And Commenting!!!!
Dry Winter?
FYI, this article was in the Rocky Mountain News the other morning. Sounds like its the Pacific Northwest that is getting the early snow this year. http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drm...745794,00.html Headed up tomorrow anyway. Thank god for manmade snow. Breckenridge opened last weekend and this weekend Vail, Winterpark and Crested Butte joined the mix. Hope for some good weather and think snow!
Missing
Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. some fucking greeting card....
Getting Fu Married
Join Us In Celebrating the Wedding Of Bada Bing's Own Doug and Fallin Angel at Bada Bing Lounge on Saturday, November 17th at 4pm eastern time. " /> Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Plan to be there as we share and celebrate a beautiful time with these two very special friends! >Host Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!
This One Goes Out To The Confused Ones
If you are confused about anything and need to know what the hell you are going to do a good thing to try is to well weight the pros and cons. that is it how hard is that really. if you are wanting to tell someone to back the fuck off and to leave you alone then just come out and say it. don't beat around the bush don't make that person think nothing is wrong till you can't stand it. The worst thing you can do is keep everything locked inside and not let anyone know what the hell is going on. I am not saying become a person that pukes out there feelings constantly but if you need someone then tell them if not do whatever you have to do. There is no reason for confusion really cuz there are always ways around it and if you are just now realizing it then it is no longer my problem. I know this one isn't as good as my other 3 but hey I am getting sleepy and trying to get all of this out before I do fall asleep so I might actaully get some sleep tonight. well like I have already said jsut
Love
Love is real , real is love Love is feeling , feeling love Love is wanting to be loved Love is touch, touch is love Love is reaching, reaching love Love is asking to be loved Love is you You and me Love is knowing we can be Love is free, free is love Love is living, living love Love is needed to be loved John Lennon
To Every Women On Fubar
that rated me and commented me, thanks alot i appreciate it. you women are the sweetest and kindest. you guys are the reason why i smile every day. thanks again ladies you guys are awesome.
To Be Loved....
Oh To be Loved Is a Magnificent gift Felt within ones whole being Felt deep within ones Heart and Soul Experienced with your Mind and Body Felt from your Head to your toes... This Magnificent Gift is yours When you find that special one Who means the whole world to you That could do no wrong, ever Would be that missing twinkle in your eye And the missing part of your Heart and Soul To Love is something splendid indeed But to be Loved in return as you Love Is the most special gift of all to receive One will wish for it every day To have it every hour, minute and second In your Life, Heart, Mind, and Soul To experience it would be a wondrous joy To hold yours and another's Love in your hands What a majestic splendid liss that would be!!
Doctor Report On Burning Calories (u Must Read This)
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
A Poem For My Grandma (mom)
If roses grow in heaven If roses grow in heaven, Lord please pick a bunch for me, Place them in my mother's arms And tell her they're from me. Tell her that I love her and miss her, And when she turns to smile, Place a kiss upon her cheek And hold her for awhile. Because remembering her is easy, I do it every day, But there's an ache within my heart Because I am missing her today. This was not written by me, but it suits
Hinder - Better Then Me -this Is What Brandon Sings To Me
Sleep, For Whom Is Concerned
im lost in a world of lies, that mesemerize my nights, the sky scrapes and building sites, im feeling so alive, whatever's clever whatever's clever will have to wait thinking on the world at large, the city's got it all culture crash and sidewalk trash dont look down you might fall. im gonna win, im gonna lose im gonna chase it till the end and if you walk it in my shoes your gonna make it all pretend whatever's clever whatever's clever will have to wait. and now we just feel like energy, how will i ever be able to sleep but its all turned into synergy. fake is fake, but its a placet to be. its a place to be
Kc And The Sunshine Band - Shake, Shake, Shake
Please Go And Help Me Out
PLEASE GO AND HELP ME OUT, WE ARE ALMOST THERE GO AND BOMB THE HELL OUT OF THIS PIC PLEASE
A Poem Now
Destiny smiled on me and gave me a present Threw me on a warm star [1] So close to the skin, so far from the eye I take my destiny in my own hands My desire is manned Where the fresh water dies because it taints itself in salt I keep the Little Prince in mind A king without a queen When a woman is mistaken about me then the bright world is confused Man against man My skin belongs to the gentlemen Man against man Birds of a feather flock together Man against man I am the servant of two masters Man against man Birds of a feather flock together I am the corner of all rooms I am the shadow of all trees No link is missing in my chain [2] when lust pulls from behind My family calls me a traitor [3] I am the nightmare of all fathers Man against man My skin belongs to the gentlemen Man against man Birds of a feather flock together Man against man But my heart freezes on some days Man against man Cold tongues that beat there Gay-ah [4] I'm not in
New York
Sam stopped by my office today. As we sat, chatting about the impending dissolution and/or implosion of his marriage, another friend, Heath, walked in, handed Sam a wad of cash to cover some gambling debt. Heath leaned against my office wall, hung his head, wiped his face with his hands as if washing off some mortal stain. I assumed his troubles were related to the latest vagina he'd impaled; to the best of my knowledge, the vagina belonged to a woman in New York. "Ugh. Sug. You really need to teach woman lessons." Sam and I looked at each other, started laughing, both acknowledging the absurdity of such a statement. Sam turned to Heath, "You know, Sug's crazy. The others are normal." "No! NO!! That can't be. They're crazy. Sug's normal." More wiping of the face, additional exasperated sighs. As Heath said last week, the morning after his encounter with the girl, "New York? Probably pregnant."
Conway Twitty - Hello Darlin -im His Darlin)
More Of My Life As Of Now
Well, as of now my life seems to just keep changing no matter what I seem to do or say nothing matters. I have been honest with everyone up until now and yet for some reason no one seems to want to be honest and truthful with me. I have given up on being the little miss nice girl and I am about to get really really bitchy with a lot of people. If you have done nothing wrong towards me then don't worry none of my bitching will affect you in the least bit. Now in the past couple of months I have been let down by people, I have been used and I have seen the worst that this race has to offer. For starters FUCK U ALL!!!!!!!! none of you mean a damn thing to me everyone is just as scared as everyone else to be honest with a person on how they feel and what they think. Now if you are on the other side of this and they are don't fucking cry about listen to them cuz you never know how right they could be. Stop hating yourself just you can't stand someone talking to "your man" or whatever. If h
Muddy Waters - Baby Please Don't Go
Where I Am Today....
I would rather have had one breath of his hair, one kiss from his mouth, one touch of his hand, than eternity without it.
Keeping It Beteween The Lines
It's been a while since I blogged. Well, what's been going on in Lorrie's life? Lots! School. Work. Kids. Steve. Lots! School: I have 6 more weeks of classes, then I can take my externship. I have to take my Med Law class along w the externship, but that shouldnt be too bad. I'm taking 16 credit hours, 2 clinicals. I'm loving it all, even tho I'm stressed. I really think this is where I need to be careerwise. I'm really soulsearching about what kind of office I should request. I feel the pull to go to Peds, but I also have interest in General practice. I'm really trying to keep it all together and keep my grades up. Being a single mom is rough, especially with my boys. Work: I filled in for a sick coworker for 12 weeks. Full time. UGH However, she's back and I'm back to part time... kinda.. Kids: Kira is doing well in school. She was on the Honor Roll :) The boys, well, that's been rough. I knew it wasnt gonna be easy, finding out the kids have Autism. But I never knew it ws
Intoxication And Where You Can Get Your Jager On
INTOXICATION HOME TO DA WARRIOR DJ KAIJAW... JOIN HIM AND HIS FRIENDS RIGHT NOW... WHILE THEY HAVE FULL ON FUN WITH NO RULES... AND NO DRAMA... JOIN THEM RIGHT NOW...
Conway Twitty - Its Only Make Believe(one Day)
A Soldier's Christmas Poem
A soldier's christmas poem Body: You can hate this war, but do our soldiers a favor and keep them in your thoughts and prayers. Yes, they did choose to be in the armed forces, but they didn't start this war. They need our support even more at this time in the year when they are facing a Christmas (the most joyful time of the year) without their families. They are the reason you are able to read this message without the fear of punishment!!! Twas the night before Christmas He lived all alone in a one bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by mantle, just boots filled with sand, on the wall hung pictures of far distant lands. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, a sober thought came through my mind. For this house was different, it was dark a
Just One Day
Just one day If I could hold you in my arms Close to my heart where you belong Love of my life you really are Still be showering you with kisses like snow in winter Remember back in the day we were like best of friends But we were falling in love we never could pretend Night after night we used to talk about me and you The things we'd do together forever Do you believe in love And the promise that it brings That you'll never grow apart Well that's what she said to me Why did you have to go We were inseparable You and me will always be together for eternity Just one day If I could touch your face again Words can't describe how I'm feeling If I could turn back the hands of time I'd still be holding on wishes that you left behind Remember moments when there was nothing better than A stroll in the park walking hand in hand I'll never forget the times we talked about me and you The things we do together forever Do you believe in love And the promise that it b
Illeterate People
Fuck 101 Kufo (for My Favorite Local Band Cerimonial Castings)
Just recently 101 KUFO (local radio station in Portland, Or.) opened a new show focusing on local acts from around the area. Now being that we (Ceremonial Castings) get radio play in Seattle often as well as the rest of the US & even a handful of countries in Europe we found it hard to believe (& wanted to share) that we were denied airtime strictly because the "production" of our album wasn't good enough!!! Back in 2004 apparently our production was good enough to be accepted into one of their "battle for rock fest" shows. Maybe that had something to do with brining a crowd in the door though. *shrugs* So we just wanted to send out a big "Fuck You!" to 101 KUFO, we know why we really aren't being played on your station. Enjoy your false faggot metal! & don't forget Portland, we'll be @ The Satyricon tomorrow night with Vesperian Sorrow! Shows @ 7pm (all ages/bar w/ID) Hope to see you there! Hails! ps: go to that show cuz i have to work so i cant!
Lie To Me
Lie to me, say that you need me That's what I wanna hear That is what, what makes me happy Hoping you'll be near All this time, how could I know Within these walls, I can feel you Another day goes by, will never know just wonder why You made me feel good, made me smile I see it now, and I, can say it's gone That would be a lie Cannot control this, this thing called love You must think, how can this be You don't really know me I can't tell, this ain't the time You'll never be mine What can I say, something 'bout my life I just lost again Another day goes by, will never know just wonder why You made me feel good, made me smile I see it now, and I, can say it's gone That would be a lie Cannot control this, this thing called love Always have to move on, To leave it all behind Go along with time Another day goes by, will never know just wonder why You made me feel good, made me smile I see it now, and I, can say it's gone That would be a lie Cannot con
Someone Marked My Koi Tattoo Nsfw!!!!
what the fuck its a pic of a koi tattoo thats fucking stupid i hate this fucking site its lame as shit if this happens again im gone!
Elvis Presley - Promised Land
Always Kicking My Own Ass...
It's time I stopped fighting this and just let her in. She's so patient with me that I can't let her go. I realized I do this every time, jumping to conclusions when I see a pattern, only to find out the pattern is only a coincidence. That said, I no longer give cam time to anyone, unless banditgirly wants to. She's all I want.
What If?
What if the Indians shot a cat instead of turkey for the first Thanksgiving? We'd all be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Good Old Porn!
I Think I'm Going Into The Porn Industry!
Ok not to sound even more fucked up than I'm sure I already am at times. LOL BUT... I was thinking about horror movies and how they turn me on. (In Particularly Michael Myers and the Halloween series.) So I was thinking, why don't they come out with these hot gorey horror movie based porno flicks? I mean come on! I know I can't be the only chick who is turned on by watching horror flicks. I can just see it now...they can do a parody flick of Halloween Ressurection and call it "Halloween Erection", "Halloween H2Blow", "Halloween: Whores of Haddonfield" and etc. LoL! Hotness I tell you! I always joked around with boyfriends in the past and told them good thing a guy in a Michael Myers outfit never showed up at my door, cause he'd be getting laid! Haha. And who knows...maybe if someone is really into the Friday the 13th flicks or Freddy Kruger and etc. they could make parody flicks of them as well. Ok I'm done discussing my concept. Woo! :)
Member List
Contest Ends Tomorrow 11/16 At 7pm Eastern
Hi everyone! A special thanks to all the Fusista's, Fubrotha's, Spankers and everyone else that has helped, I am so close to #1. Please stop by and leave a little more love!! Contest ends tomorrow at 5PM Eastern!! Thank you!!!!
Best Hair
Ok this is last one I promise lmfao
Girls Gone Wild Mardi Gras! @ Club 27 Nov 21st
TRI-STATE AREA! ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME OF THE HOTTEST CHICKS AROUND? IF SO MAKE SURE YOU COME TO CLUB 27 NOV.21 FOR OUR GIRLS GONE WILD EVENT! YES I SAID IT!! GIRLS GONE WILD! ITS GOING TO BE CRAZY..TONS OF FUN!! ONLY AT CLUB 27!! LOCATED AT: 27 S BANK STREET PHILADELPHIA PA 19106 I HAVE YOUR V.I.P/REDUCE PASSES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP AND SAY MY NAME AT THE FRONT DESK! 18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK! ....BE THERE.... AND YES TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!! I REPEAT TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!!! ROMEO... HARTNETT... GORGE... AND THE ONE ND ONLY J.JENKINS B.K.A HERSCHEL!! **************** I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.
More Of My Stuff2
In the darkest depths of my soul, i find you, spinning your web, making me more your slave, making me want to serve you and be yours to do what you will, i submit to you as i have from the first sight of your eyes, mysterious, dark, and full of fire, i love you
More Of My Thoughts
i see you, i look at you, not a stranger, but someone i know, someone i see in my mind, all the time, in my head, my thoughts, very pleasing, beautiful, its you, i love you
Worlds Hardest But Easiest Riddle
I turn polar bears white And I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee And girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid And normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown And make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out, In 6 minutes or less.
Why
Why are you always right about the life I have, the guys I date, the choices I make? I hate that you always know the way things will go, the outcome for this, my decision for that. You make me cry. You make me beg. You make me want to puke. You make me want to die. I can't take this anymore. I want you gone forever. Just leave, go away. The pain is just unbearable. So stop making me cry. Stop making me beg. I'm tired of being a slave because of all the pain you've caused. Back off. Don't touch me. Don't kiss me. Don't hug me. Go fulfill everyone's dreams. Jump off the cliff. Pull that trigger. Just die you asshole.
Three Trivia Facts For November 15
Thomas Jefferson felt that Thanksgiving violated constitutional provisions for separation of church and state. For most of six decades the holiday was not observed. On this date in 1492: In history's first written reference to a new discovery, Christopher Columbus made notes in his journal about the use by New World Indians of tobacco. Everyday, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment.
My Life As Of Now
As much as I hurt and have been hurt I am still here. With all the shit and drama I have been through I am still here. I have been through a lot but at least I am still here to face everyday. I can't truly complain about my life cuz at least I have a roof over my head, food, and water. Most can't say that. Everyone takes this shit for granted but at least I know what I have and can be happy about it. Yes I do bitch about a lot and complain about shit but we all do. When you have a problem infront of you go at it head on. Everyone knows what they want in life just some are scared to admit it or tell people in fear of hurting them or whatever. Well, fuck it who cares who you have hurt in this life as long as you do what makes you happy. All anyone needs to be in honest, truthful and self relient. Without yourself you are nothing to anyone only you can save yourself no one else can. Hey if you need help with something don't be afraid to ask if someone pisses you off either get over it or
Drinks Show Your Personality
I guess you could take this two ways..........keep your favorite drink or change to go with a new personality! Drinks Show Your Personality Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU! Drink: Beer Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. Drink: Blender Drinks Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. Drink: Mixed Drinks Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants. Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink......
Lovie
girl do i ever cross ur mind? Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
Do The Lounge Thing 7-12 Style!!
Fucking Aagggh
Dude, seriously... ok... normally i go to my grandpa's to do laundry. Right? Cuz, well, my new apartment doesn't have washer and dryer hook ups.. soo instead of running all the way to my grandpa's i went and did laundry right up the street at teh laundry mat. Well, as we all know, civilized white people don't normally hang out at laundry mats... I was seriously the only white girl, among approx. 30 black men and 5 mexicans. Some fucking mexican dude was hitting on me... well, i'm a white chick alone there... i could have talked a lot of shit... and gotten my ass kicked... oorrr just avoid him. SOOO i tried doing the latter... he wouldn't leave me alone, was asking about my tattoos, i think... hard to understand people who WONT LEARN OUR FUCKING LANGUAGE..... dude, i swear this mother fucker grabbed my boob. I shit you not he grabbed my boob. I freaked... i didn't wanna, um, DIE.... (ok maybe thats over dramatic.... but i didn't want to get my ass kicked and shit) SOOOOO from now on I'm
Lounge Fun!!
Tatted And Pierced
Laugh For November 15
Really bad pick up lines I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. I'm ugly, you're beautiful, lets make average children. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. Baby your butts like a beer keg, I'd like to tap that ass Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Can i see something (look at tag on back of collar) Just as I thought "made in heaven." Do you have any Irish in you? (if no) Would you like some? (if yes) Want some more? Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? Do you know the difference between a h
If I Knew!!
IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time,! I could spare an extra minute to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, Well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything just right. There will always be another day to say "I love you," And certainly there's another chance to say our "
Quote For November 15
It takes a long time to grow an old friend. -- John Leonard Bonus Quote: You've got to love what you're doing. If you love it, you can overcome any handicap or the soreness or all the aches and pains, and continue to play for a long, long time. -- Gordie Howe
Travelling Riverside Blues-led Zepplin
This is one of my most favorite songs.
I Didn't Realize It Was Going To Be This Hard
not enough time to say what i want to say time winding down til i have to turn around and walk away don't know when we will be at ones side again tears bottled up as the stars drift from my eyes the love i feel stronger than he shall ever realize though i can not get the words out i think he already knows the walks on the beach and playing in the sand.. and just simply standing not even a word... just hand in hand my heart aches yet my head.... still in the clouds but tonight i just simply had to sob out loud tears that fell from his eyes tore my heart to pieces not knowing what to tell him made me feel like i couldn't pick up the broken pieces is this what they felt like the night the titanic sank the pain won't subside... no matter how much i were to drink. i hope he knows it won't be easy i think all this distance just may wind up driving me crazy thought we have our differences and we are qite different no matter where we are i know we are definately
Lost
Once upon a time I had him. We were happy together Thinking we would be like that forever. Then something happened. I lost my heart. I lost my soul. I lost him. But now I found it. I have my heart. I have my soul. Now I want him. I need him to be with me. He makes everything better. Lifes seems to be better Knowing he still cares. I just wish there is someway to bring him back into my life. Show me a sign So I can be lost no more.
Who I Am
I am a Daughter I am a Girlfriend I am a friend I am a Sister I am a Hair Stylist I am an Employee I am an amueture Gardener I am all these things but I still don't know who I am. I don't know where I am going to be in a few years. I don't know where my life will take me. I have an idea of where I'd like to be, but not a clue as to where I am actually going. I know I am much more then the things I listed but I still don't know me as a person. I know that in a few years I'd like be married preferabley to Jon he is everything I have wanted in life and more. I'd like to have a few rugrats running around. I'd like to have a few pets a nice home but more then anything before all of that happens I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM. I don't want to be some one else, I don't want to come off like some one else I just want to be me. But sometimes I really don't know that that's enough.
Level Up
hey friends jus wanted to see if any of u can show me some love so i can level up to an 8 i have 600 pts to go and i'll show the love in return! thank u
Look At Me Now In Both Sides Of The World For Me
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Need Friends To Check Out My Website
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The Perfect Wedding!!!
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
Horoscope For 11/15
Kick back and enjoy the good news -- something you did recently is paying off in a big way. It could be financial, romantic or something entirely different, but everyone can see you're a winner! *****still waiting for the news , hell financial thats easy broke due to xmas shopping , romantic LOL yeah right has given up on that , something entirely diff well the way things have been around here lately not sure i even want to know what it could be
3 Things To Ponder
Three Things to Ponder: > > 1. Cows > 2. The Constitution > 3. The Ten Commandments > > C O W S > Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow > epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost > three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of > Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are > unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. > Maybe we should give each of them a cow. > > T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N > They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just > give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked > for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. > > T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S > The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a > courthouse is this: > You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," > and
The Wind On The Mountain
My life is a rocky mountain. It starts off beautiful, Then gets rocky until you reach the top. The top is a beautiful, peaceful place you want to be. Time is like the wind, Slowly drifting by me, Without even realizing. Never stopping. Always continuing. The wind drifts up around the mountain. It moves the beautiful flowers To make a wonderful scene. In the end, everything is peaceful and serene
What If It Was Tonight
Have you ever stopped And wondered about this day? What tommorow might bring? Or gazed back to yesterday? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? Have you ever stopped your day Just to call a freind? To tell them how you'd remember them If your life would suddendly end? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? Have you ever stopped Despite your haste? And just admired the beauty In the world which you were placed? One day you will be gone, You'd finally see the light But what if your last day Happened to be tonight? So take this chance and stop........... Watch a sparrow take to flight Cherish every moment .... ......Because your last might be tonight. .....................
Matt Poulton (really Old)
The day I met you Was a long, sorrowful day. I was down and You picked me back up. You made me smile, You made me laugh. The following days Were sad and lonely. You werent there And I was sad. I needed you And I missed you. As time passed, I found someone I could confide in. I got to know you And you got to know me. You made me smile, You made me laugh. More time passed. We grew together. Our feelings grew. I had somebody. You admitted to me your feelings. I was scared of what I knew was inevitable. Now I am alone And I know your feelings are true. Im no longer afraid to shout: I love you Matt Poulton! The warm fuzzies Tell me you're the one I want and need.
Friends
I have so meny friends on here an i care for each an every one but just resont i met a new friend that just touch my heart an soul. man i believe in God an i kno0w he is there but man i am goingto pray so hard in the next two weeks for this friend as she goas under the nuc needle yet again. well princess i am here an i wil always be your friend an for al my other friends out there that read this i know you gals wil foot out the prayers an best feeling toward her Lonely dreamer: kepp your chin up hun Big Bosen is the incredible hulk for you. i know i sound freeky but thats me ya all
Pocket Taser.... Omg Too Funny..
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop (in Huntsville, Alabama) that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought I home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking
Strength
Stand tall. Stand proud. Dont let anyone knock you down. Slap, bang, pow. Youre down because You couldnt stand your ground. Breath Relax Rise to fight again. Wipe the blood from your face, The sweat from your brow. Now stand tall again. Deep breath. Look around. Back off, fight over. Your strength returned. Stand tall and proud. Dont let anyone knock you down.
Spell A Word
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you." When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?" "You have to spell a word," Saint Peter told her. "Which word?" the woman asked. "Love." The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven. About a year later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived. "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I ma
Her Version Of Me.
so my roommate has now wrote a blog about me. here is it so you all can read it. "Ok so things have just gotten worse since yeterday! I am so done with ppl using me and lying to me... Telling me one thing and then thinking I wont find out about it.. Are u kidding I am not stupid. Then u wanna talk shit about me too. please I have done nothing but help and pay what i owe and do what I need to.... Help ppl out and get fucked over...I am not going to put my blogs on hidden for "special ppl" to see. Please.. I have shit to say u can read about it or I can tell u to your face. I am not afraid to speak my mind at all.... I have never dont anything but help and pay for myself and do what I need to do.... I never use anyone or asked for much. I thought I had good friends but I guess I shouldnt have known after 15-16 yr that it would still be the same as it was back in the day.... Fuck. I dont even care about myself it is my kid I care about. I care about her more then anything. That
My Feelings For You
My Feelings for You Current mood: numb Category: Writing and Poetry Sometimes in life, You find a special friend. Someone who changes your life just by being part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you cant stop. Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who can convince you that there really is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. You treat me in a way no one has ever done before. And its because of this that Ill love you forever more. I thought about you today and for some reason after that I couldnt stop smiling! Life is for living. I live mine for you. Love is for giving, I give mine to you. Hearts are for beating; mine beats for you. Dreams are full of meaning; mine are full of you.
Why I Fired My Secretary...
LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY WELL WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR ME. AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND DIDN'T SAY A WORD. SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT. AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID, "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A LITTLE BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I WORKED UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE, AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST YOU AND ME." I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY. LET'S GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE WE NORMALLY WOULD GO. WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LI
The Day That I Die
The day I die, Nothing will matter anymore. The day I die, Everything will be gone. The day I die, No one will care. When everything is over, I will not matter. When everything is over, It will not matter that I existed. When everything is over, You wont matter either. So go ahead and try to hurt me, Make me cry, break my heart. See, youre too weak to do it. I no longer feel the pain of life, But the day that I die, You shall feel it all, All the pain I was too numb to feel. The day that I die, Will be the start of your demise.
Thought For The Day 11-15-07
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience."
Hard Of Hearing
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife a
Butterfly
The butterfly inside yearns to be free. The cage no longer fits. The wonderous shapes and colors amaze the world. Peace and tranquility is what it seeks. No longer afraid to show its true self. Anger subsides. Frustration weakens the will. Nothing matters anymore but the butterflies strength to move on and be free.
Did Cnn Really Go To Far?
It seems that the news of steroids and sports still linger on. Including in Professional Wrestling, which we all know that has an "ongoing issue". But I think the media hype had hounded John Cena. If you don't know who he is, John Cena is a current WWE Raw Superstar that is going under treatment of an shoulder injury that he got in October. He had surgery on it , and is now going through rehab during his six months to eight months away from the ring. Oh, he is also that wrestler that raps in story lines, used to wear throwback jerseys, had a CD in 2005 called, "You Can't See Me", and was featured in a movie last year, "The Marine". Be on the lookout for Cena sometime next summer. But getting back to the CNN/Cena interview. This of course is all about the one question courtesy from CNN: "Have you ever used steroids?" Cena responds: "Absolutely Not. - This is a crazy question. And it is something, that is tough to answer, because the way that society is now, the way people can see th
The Atomic Bomb
THE MANHATTAN PROJECT "The Manhattan Project: Making the Atomic Bomb" is a short history of the origins and development of the American atomic bomb program during World War II. Beginning with the scientific developments of the pre-war years, the monograph details the role of United States government in conducting a secret, nationwide enterprise that took science from the laboratory and into combat with an entirely new type of weapon. The monograph concludes with a discussion of the immediate postwar period, the debate over the Atomic Energy Act of 1946, and the founding of the Atomic Energy Commission. TESTING On July 16, 1945 the world changed with the explosion of the first atomic bomb. The explosion took place at Trinity Site which is on what is now White Sands Missile Range. HIROSHIMA On August 6, 1945, an American B-29 bomber named the Enola Gay left the island of Tinian for Hiroshima, Japan carrying the uranium 235 gun-type bomb, named Little Boy. The atomic bomb
Frustration
I can't take it anymore. The pain, the suffering, the frustration is all too much. My world is cold and dark, as the ocean abyss, the trenches of my soul. My strength is dwindling. The life I once had is no longer my own. I fear one day it will all be over, too quick, too soon. When the world ends, everything is gone, and none of this matters.
During
During the day When you are away I'll never play I'm here to stay. During the night, When me and my cousin fight You hold me tight And I know everything is alright. During the summer When everything is funner I want to know Will you still be my lover? During the fall When I don't call I'm not having a ball Don't worry I will call.
Quote Of The Century
Dinner and a hand job... its just natural
One Day
One day I go away and I will say good-bye or you won't facing death is the same if you know you are dieing or not either way you take it with the same expectation and so it is hard to say good-bye with such un-knowing if we should ever meet again .......
One Day
One day I go away and I will say good-bye or you won't facing death is the same if you know you are dieing or not either way you take it with the same expectation and so it is hard to say good-bye with such un-knowing if we should ever meet again .......
A Raven's Anger
You hurt what is to a raven no one gets away with that. A raven protects its no no mater what the cost is and you shall feel it. What is to a raven is sacred to him you vialed that now you shall feel the raven's anger. A raven can be very friendly as he is a healer, but cross him or hurt what is his and you shall feel his anger. The raven is the darkest of ones death does not bother me i welcome it, it is part of the cycle. I am a creature of the shadow world never again will i leave it no one is worth the price. You have your beliefs i have mine respect them and i shall respect yours. Bless be
Blank?
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. Youshould _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________.If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. Iwould build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song itwould be _________. We could __________ under the stars. if i could takeyou anywhere in the world with me i would take you______________.life without you would be like________________________. if you diedtomorrow my reaction would be____________________. i filled this outmost of all because_______________________. so now for my final words____________________________.Love,_______________(P.S. ______________.)
Let Me Forget
I have missed your smiling face your warm, wet kisses, your embrace. Your hands that once held me tight and brought my heart to the greatest hieghts. No longer do they reach for me alone and lost is how I seem to me. Begging, pleading, wishing for someone else to walk through my door. Someone who would sometime see just how much is inside of me. Laughing words and happy smiles would grace my face like a happy child. Feeling sorrow, feeling blue no longer can I reach for you. Your heart is closed like a book and no longer can I stop and look. Please let me go and let me be for no longer there is your love for me. The night it calls and screams out loud no longer trys and make a sound. But to just go and take my place upon another time in space. To hang my head for not my loss but for the one that you have cost. So with a deep breath I put my hand on the brass handle by the stand that holds the key to my home where no longer will I ever roam. Sa
It Does Fit
It does fit.... :-/Baby, can't you see I'm callingA guy like you should wear a warningIt's dangerousI'm fallingThere's no escapeI can't waitI need a hitBaby, give me itYou're dangerousI'm loving itToo highCan't come downLosin' my headSpinnin' 'round and 'roundDo you feel me now?With the taste of your lips I'm on a rideYou're toxic I'm slippin' underWith the taste of the poison paradiseI'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxic?It's gettin' late To give you upI took a sip From my devil's cupSlowly, it's taking over meToo high Can't come downIt's in the air and it's all aroundCan you feel it now?With the taste of your lips I'm on a rideYou're toxic I'm slippin' underWith the taste of the poison paradiseI'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxic?Don't you know that you're toxic?Taste of your lips I'm on a rideYou're toxic I'm slippin' underWith the ta
Hoping
I was sort of hoping That you would come along, Like the answer to a prayer And the music to a song. Like the kind of thing that happens At a special place and time, That will change our lives forever Like a fantasy of mine. The fantasy was there before I ever knew your name, And now that I have found you We will never be the same. So pardon me if I look at you, Forgive me if I stare, At the fantasy I knew before I saw you standing there. For I was always hoping That you would come along, Like the naswer to a prayer, And the music to a song.
Letting Go
I see you standing there, With that look upon your face. You keep taking me back, To another time and place. When you and I were lovers, Forever until the end. I needed you beside me, But you broke my heart again. I say that I love you, You turn the other way. Does it make you nervous, Or is it too much to say. I want for you to hold me, Tell me its all right. If you do not love me, I wont put up a fight. It doesnt make a difference, You ignore me one last time. Whenever I turn to you, I feel Im committing a crime. Wanting to let go, Still holding on. I cannot walk away, From a love I feel so strong. Captivated by your every move, Mesmerized by your eyes. If only I could remember, All your arrogance and lies. You put on me a spell, I fall for you again. Giving everything to you, Losing all my friends. But no more shall I hide, Behind the shadows and the mystery. Im learning to let go, And now you are my history.
* Feel Me?
~Soulmates~ Karma is a responsibility shared between soulmates~ Someone mentioned to me the Possibility of soul mates today and it made me think for along time about what he said~ he said this I believe there is a soulmate for everyone, someone who is drawn to you by the traits and qualities others have called flaws. They love and respect you for who you are and what you stand for regardless of what other people think. And dont try to change or mold you into what they consider right.~ I think Craig was more right then he knew at the time~ how often have you just stared at someone and just wondered about them who they were what makes them tick~ your sitting there going through the random pages of quazi odd internet friends on myspace or a similar mindnumbing destination, and this one person always makes you stop and look deeper into the pages of there life~ Maybe its how they look maybe its what they say .. in Your case maybe I loved you fo
Ur Missin The Fun With Great Peeps And Excellent Tunes
Did you call for a Medic if so we found him he's right here in the Iron Horse Saloon. So come and get yourself checked out and see how he can get your heart jumping. (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-15 16:53:34') (repost of original by ' Tecelote - Sexi DJ's Owner - Manager, Iron Horse Saloon ' on '2007-11-15 16:58:40') (repost of original by '"MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS' on '2007-11-15 17:18:14')
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Just When I Had Ran Out Of Ways To Feel Better...
Some guy just sent me a message on myspace saying he believes Earthwhore is better than BURZUM... I'm being compared to a founding BM project revered by many as having the number 1 greatest BM album of all time! My head is gonna explode!
Grrr
Hi people I need to vent. What the hell is up with the government I got a bonus check today and those sobs took over half what the hell gives them the right. Its a bunch of bull shit. My hard work determines how much of a bonus I get if I get one at all. So why is my question? When did we as a country allow the government to walk all over us? Its bad enough we have to pay taxes for shit we dont believe in. We need to come together as a nation and fight for our freedom here on our own soil. We are just throwing our money in the trash by giving it to these irresponsible people. Gift tax what the hell if I give you something is it right for your neighbor to say you have to give me half or youll go to jail. Fuck no so what are we letting uncle Sam do it for then that was one of our luxuries of a free country but no lets tax it mom wants to give junior a new car she paid taxes on so when she gets rid of it lets tax it again stupid shit Im outraged or can you tell. These dicks need to q
Me Waiting For You
There's no more pain that I will feel so please don't cry for me, Put a smile upon your face for God has set me free. I'm going home to the lord above but never to far away, So if you need me I'll be there anytime of the day. And in your hearts is where I'll be because I've touched each one of you, But keep in mind my heart was filled with special memories too. Times we've laughed and even cried or just sat and talked a while' Life is a challenge we all must face but it seems we have walked a mile. So for every step you take and every good deed you do, Will lead you closer to home and there I will be waiting for you.
Dark Raven
No stars in the sky One light in the dark I can't see anything except my face Nobody heard me Nobody want to listen Nobody awake My voice just lose in the dark In their world I'm not alive But I'm shouting in the dark I'm shocking in the dark I'm hiting in the dark I wanna swallow the whole dark I'll rip the dark With my black knife I saw a bleeding line A shining line It's the dawning of my life There is plenty of anger inside of me It has to stop Why is there so much anger inside of me? My anger is part of my frustration I have to control it now My anger causes me plenty of trouble There is plenty of anger inside of me And what is anger do I know? Anger is a strong feeling of displasure It is a grief that I have inside of me How can I control it? What triggers my anger? Can I recognize it? All the pain The pain in my life you can't see it but i can Its horrible and discusing I wish the pain wasn't in my life But it is and its killing me The pain is causing me to lose my friends, fami
Well... Another In A Long Line Of Lovely Things To Happen....
Just so YALL know.. I LOST MY J O B TODAY.... soo.. anyone that live locally wanna try an help me out?? anything that pays decent.. would be NICE.... thanx... Don OR-- MAYBE i should just start CHARGING for my SERVICES....lol....
Wedding Invitation
Re: Another Meaningless Taser Death
RE: Another Meaningless Taser Death ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 15 Nov 2007, 14:16 Another Meaningless Taser Death: Police Use Of Stun Guns Out Of Control The latest taser incident to be captured on film again highlights how fast our society is sleepwalking into a brutal police state where it is the norm for cops to react with extreme physical force and even torture towards anyone who acts out of the ordinary in any way whatsoever. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/151107Taser_death.htm
Why Me!?!?!?!
THE DOCTORS SAYS WORD U DON'T HEAR THEM U THINK U GOT WORK IN MORNING. WHY ME WHY ME U TELL THE LOVED ONES. U SEE THE PAINS AND TEARS. THEY DON'T FEEL WHAT U FEEL WHY ME WHY ME I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALONE , THE PAIN THE HATE WHO'S TO BLAME WHY ME WHY ME THE TIME BOMB TICKING FIGHT BUT FOR HOW LONG WHY ME WHY ME
Reading Blogs
DO PEOPLE EVEN FUKIN READ BLOGS OR DO THEY JUST RATE THEM TO GET THE POINTS? LMAO...STUPID ASS PEOPLE! BLOGS ARE WRITTEN FOR A REASON...NOT FOR THE POINTS...SO FUKIN READ THEM IF YOU ARE CHECKIN THEM OUT.
Today Is A Gift
Many people will walk in and out of your life, But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you twice, it is your fault Great minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people. He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. Beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Friends, you and me ... You brought another friend ... and we started our group ... our circle of friends ... and like a circle ... there is no beginning or end ... Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is mystery. Today is a gift.
Almost Made Through 2007
So for those of you who know or actually read my "About Me" you know that I have been in the hospital ever year since 2003. So this year on New Years my New Year resolution for 2007 was to stay out of the hospital and I almost made it Damn It!!!! Until last week for those of you who have been wondering where the fuck I have been I was admitted into the hospital last Wednesday and just got out this past Monday for a root canal that became a deadly infection. And no im not full of shit. My face blew up to three times the size it was supposed to I had a double chin like a 600 pound fat man and after my surgery which was Saturday and now 5 days later my face is still a little swollen not as bad as it was and yes I have lost the second chin but I still have a suture in my mouth which is terribly uncomfortable. So yeah thats been alittle bit of my past week and it sucks. So on that note I hope your was better. Much love talk to ya'll later. me
Cancer's Pain
You never thought it could happen to you or a loved one But when it does everything changes Winter comes faster And summer fades away Oh, I hate cancer's pain.
Honestly
1. Can we all act our ages on here or what? 2. Which is full of more drama? Fubar or Life? 3. Do any of us really know what we truly want? 4. Why are men so blind to the obvious? 5. Why do women hate me? 6. Can you honestly and truly be in love with someone after knowing them only a week and a half? 7. How desperate are the people here on Fubar? 8. How many people reading this actually are upset now? LMAO...ask me if I care!!!
What Cancer Can't Do
Cancer is so limited that: It cannot cripple love It cannot shatter hope It cannot corrode faith It cannot destroy peace It cannot kill friendship It cannot suppress memories It cannot silence courage It cannot invade the soul It cannot steal eternal life It cannot conquer the spirit
Chicken Taco With A Twist
Since yes I do cook very good and take my artistry to the cooking I will share one of my recipes I love cooking for people. I call it Chicken Taco with a twist. You need: 1-2lbs of boneless skinless chicken breast 2-3 lemons 1 orange - Optional Fresh Cilantro Crushed Red Pepper Paprika Chipotle Seasoning Salt Pepper Lime-optional Honey,sugar Olive Oil Flour Tortillas Shredded Cheese Picante or favorite taco sauce Lettuce Rice Extra Long Grain Sea Salt First Step is cutting your chicken breast. With good sharp 6 or 8" cut your chicken into strips Next set them all in a large bowl or pan to marinate in..marinate well that come next Now we make the marinate/main seasoning. Ok using a small measuring bowl or any type of small bowl you need to combine the following Paprika, Chipotle seasoning, crushed red pepper, squeezed lemon juice(with your lime and orange too if you want), olive oil, Sea Salt, honey or sugar. About a teaspoon of each seasoning. Thorou
Cherish Every Moment
Life is too short Don't waste a minute Enjoy each day And everyone in it Tomorrow will come It could be your last Make the most of today Life passes too fast.
Fu Marriage
so i did it, i got fu married to the greatest guy ever........come by and give congrats to both of us....gifts are greatly appreciated....lol
Lost In Love
How ya doin sweetheart? Heya, you know these last few months weve been together Happened so right and Im just so happy for what we shared Ive been wonderin...how do you feel? I wanna get lost in love with you And do all the things you want me to Caress your body touch your soul Cuz boy I love you so (repeat) The love we shared something so especial Es tan contigo is all I wanna do every night Ever since el primer dia, the first day I knew itd last forever if I had it my way So the days go on, no hago otra cosa But dream about the moment, our hearts will come closer Holdin tu mano in your face tan bonita Never met another young lady senorita And that is why I gotta say that youre the best A millon and one ways just to express Mi amor I know that we will be together So, sing to me, baby, and sing forever I wanna be with you always Together forever til our ending days Hold me baby dont let go Makin love like never before (repeat) Makin love in the night
Techo Or Psywave.
Yep moving from hip hop to that . I CAN STILL SAY WHAT I WANT . But i love beat and harmony . Fuck words . i like to escape on the melody , and the bass. So when i get my computer i will do just that. i might put words to it . depending on how i feel .
Apologise
Just writing this quick blog to apologize if I have not been able to send you all comments or rates back at you etc.... I have been unable to get on Fubar for almost 2 weeks now. I have been very busy at work try to organize Full moon Festival at our Hotel "Meridien Yacht Club" here in Phuket . The Festival will held on 23th-24th November. I hope everyone understand and I hope to get this issue taken care of... I miss all of my Fubar Friends. Take care and have a wonderful weekend... I promised I'll get back to you as soon as I can.... :)
Plz Come Show Ur Love
i am trying to level, could use some help , i have 317,007 Points to go!plz come by and rate some pics, stashes, etc, btw i love photo comments and stash comments ty and have a nice day
Update :(
For those of you that have close to my heart and that care enough ro read this I regret to inform you that I will be leaving the fu for 3 weeks as of Nov 19. Many of you know that I had a blood transfusion a little while ago, well my last radiation treatment was yesterday and the word from my dr is that I will have to continue the radiation and have another blood transfusion as my levels are dropping again. Just know that I will be thinking of you all and praying that you will all be well. God willing I will be bak to torment you somemore another day. If anyone is intersted in updates my daughter is in my family on here Mini Dream Catcher, she can keep you posted as well if you have my msn or yahoo I will be able to check my emails once a week while I am in the hospital. Keep smile my dear friends and know that you have brought much joy and sunshine into my life. I feel I've lost a thousand years, just living day by day. I'm hidden behind the pain and tears, my sorrow guides th
Do You Know About This Site?
YUWIE?? Anyone have any expereince on there? If you are already a member of that site go ahead and add us there ;) gretchenland.com/yuwie If you aren't familiar with the site, go here for more info >>
Civilian Vs Military Friends
MILITARY FRIENDS CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security so you dont get caught CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents, pretty lit, and tell them about the fat chick or guy you tried to pick up CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild crap will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you in jail saying, Damn...we screwed up...but hey, that shit was fun as hell!" CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to stop being a fag. CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Borrow each other's stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.
And Yet More Poetry
Theres a better place i go now, I will visit you often, a better place i go to, no pain, no troubles, dont be sad for i am happy, be happy for i am watching over you, watching you grow, live and love
Before You Drink, Stop And Think.
Before You Drink, Stop And Think. IVE SEEN ALCOHOL AND THE DAMAGE ITS DONE. DRINKING HAS HAD AN EFFECT ON EVERYONE. ONE TOO MANY DRINKS AT THE LOCAL BAR. NO DESIGNATED DRIVER TO DRIVE A CAR ANOTHER VEHICLE WITH AN IMPAIRED DRIVER ON THE ROAD THE PRICE WE PAY IS A HEAVY LOAD THE PRICE OF A DRINK COMES AT AN EXPENSIVE COST FAR TOO MANY INNOCENT LIVES HAVE BEEN LOST. IS IT WORTH IT, IS IT FUN, FOR A DRINK TO HURT ANYONE? AS THE HOLIDAYS ROLL AROUND, STOP AND THINK. DO YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO DRIVE WHEN, YOU DRINK? DRINKING AND DRIVING ISNT FUN, IT ISNT COOL A DUI ARREST WILL MAKE YOU APPEAR A FOOL SO IF, THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, DRINKINGS A MUST HAVE A D.D. CALL A TAXI OR TAKE THE BUS. PLEASE, MAKE IT THRU THIS HOLIDAY ALIVE. GIVE UP YOUR KEYS, DONT DRINK AND DRIVE. Chris
Mourning
Lately, I seem to struggle to understand, why things happen the way they do. Why is death so mysterious? Why do some people have to endure so much pain and others seem so charmed? It makes me angry. Life's so short and unpredictable. We're taught to cherish each day, each breath, every second, but no one teaches us how to mourn the ones we lose. I'm so filled with grief at this moment, I don't know what to do.
Torchwood: Combat - Saturday At 9pm E/p On Bbc America
Combat- Saturday, November 17th at 9:00pm & Midnight ET/6:00pm & 9:00pm PT on BBC America. Savage aliens are being kidnapped from the streets of Cardiff, and Torchwood wants to know why. Owen is sent undercover to find out who is behind it and soon befriends the charismatic Mark Lynch (Alex Hassell). Beneath the veneer of normal city life, Owen discovers a shocking subculture. Can he avoid being sucked in?
The Hot Hal Krueger Needs Your Help Ladies
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One For The Ladies
One for the ladies
One For The Ladies
One for the ladies
My Family List And Ppl Who Are Special To Me~!~!--show Them Some Love
Haging With D-mizzle
any ladies from eugene/springfeild or. that want to party sometime message me d-mizzle
I Am Out This Time
well all i am going to get off here for good. it was a great ride and have ment a ton of people. for yall that have my # keep in touch.
More Poetry
i look into your eyes i see your soul, dark, mysterious, hateful and loving, scratching and clawing your way to sanity only to be shot down by stupiduty and ignorance
She Got Caught
The other night my girlfriend was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' She told me that she would be home by midnight, 'She promised!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly,she realizing I would probably wake up, she cuckooed another nine times. She was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with me. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!) The next morning I asked her what time she got in, She told me 'MIDNIGHT.' I wasnt pissed off in the least. Whew, she thought she got away with that one! Then I said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When she asked me why, I said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckoo
Poetry
I look into your eyes, i see strength, Your heart over flows with love, yet you dont see it, i can feel it.. know i feel your love when you look at me, when you speak to me, and know i love you fully with no doubtful thoughts, a love you can see, and touch, i cherish you and respect you as a woman, as a person, as a companion and partner, i am yours, and i love you
Its Over...
Well master and I have ended our relationship concerning the BDSM. We are to remain friends. Which is cool. Yes I am sad because I really wanted him to have the job...but ya kno...concerning having a master...I had been feeling neglected and I think he doesnt understand what is all involved in this lifestyle. So I am free. And no DJSyncere I am not going to Germany...lol. When he said he just hoped to be friends that was fine. I have no problem with that at all. So...I am on the butcher's block. So to speak. I am sad yes...I did cry...but you kno...you have to look at the big picture here. He is too busy and has too much going on. I just got tired of broken promises. I do love him very much and he will always have a part of my heart...but you cant always get what you want! And how true that is. He did bring over the furniture which I am very happy over. I am gonna work on it tomorrow. He is to give me a stereo but I asked him not to promise me when I will get it. So we
A Link To Follow If You're Into My Music
My Metal Archives Earthwhore page!!! How's them apples???
No More Internet For Me
So as some of you might've noticed, I haven't been on much...the reason is cuz I don't have the internet at home anymore :-( I'm friggin MISERABLE without it! So I am able to check it every so often at my GF's house. Things are quite hectic lately If you have AIM, I go on AIM on my phone, you can IM me on either screen name I have: Lightpost6Lesko or The 1 Mr Decent I jump on either of those usually, so check hit me up :-)
Angels Fall Down
New Graphics Angels Images Top Comments I SAW ANGELS FALL DOWN AT THE GLORY OF THE LORD AND AS I RAISE MY HANDS I SEE I SAW ANGELS FALL DOWN AT THE GLORY OF THE LORD AND AS I HIT THE GROUND I SEE AND I FALL DOWN AFRAID AND SHAKING HERE AND I FALL DOWN PERFECTLY SAFE IN YOU I SAW ANGELS FALL DOWN AT THE GLORY OF THE LORD THE HURT AND THE BROKEN FIND REST HERE I SAW ANGELS FALL DOWN AT THE BEAUTY OF THE LORD AND AS I KNEELED I CRIED TO KNOW HIM.
Start Checkin Pics U Low Lifes
SITE IS GETTIN PRETTY YOU KNOW WHAT IF IT KEEPS IT UP I WILL LEAVE THIS F UP SITE CAUSE PEEPS ANIT PAYIN ATTENTION TO PICS BEFOR THEY FLAG THEM AND ITS BULL
Animal Help
Animal Rescue Site: Free Food For Shelter Dogs And Cats Hi, all you animal lovers. This is pretty simple. Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on the purple box "fund food for animals" for free. This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com AGAIN, PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS!!! If you were wondering.
Please Tell Me
What can be received But never stolen? Can be sought But never sold? Can be learnt But never taught? Can be felt But never touched?
Bada Bing's First Family Wedding And Two Very Special People To Me ... Sat. Nov 17, 4pm Est
Join Us In Celebrating the Wedding Of Bada Bing's Own Doug and Fallin Angel at Bada Bing Lounge on Saturday, November 17th at 4pm eastern time. " /> Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Free Graphics at hostdrjack.com Plan to be there as we share and celebrate a beautiful time with these two very special friends! >Host Your Images & Videos FREE CLICK HERE!
Little Johnny
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, "Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!" Little Johnny replied, "It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!"
How True Is True Love
True love is not measured in hugs and kisses, but in struggles and fears, and those who can work though those...they possess true love.
How True Do You Think
In translation: The wounds of love can only be healed by the one who made them
Tell Me How You Feel
Woman was created from the rib of man: Not from his head to be thought of only, nor from his hand to be owned, nor from his foot to be beneath, but from under his arm to be protected, from his side to be equal, and from his heart to be loved...I truly believe this!
This Country Has Been Screwed Royally
U.S. high court blocks execution of Florida man Thu Nov 15, 3:45 PM ET http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071115/us_nm/usa_execution_dc The U.S. Supreme Court blocked the execution of a convicted child-killer in Florida on Thursday, the latest reprieve in a death penalty case since the justices agreed to rule on the lethal injection method. A federal appeals court earlier in the day had reversed a lower court ruling and said the 6 p.m. execution by lethal injection of Mark Dean Schwab could proceed. The appeals court said the Supreme Court decision to consider the legality of lethal injection did not amount to a change in the law. Schwab's lawyers had asked to stop the execution until the high court rules on whether the commonly used lethal injection method constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. On September 25, the Supreme Court agreed to decide a challenge to the three-chemical cocktail used under lethal injection procedures in Kentucky, procedures similar to those
Nswf
OK guys and gals...I know most of you guys come to my page to view my NSFW pics and it might be getting pretty boring and I need new ones up. I need to know if I should make the album Private to family only or if I should keep them open to friends. The more resposes I get then I will know what to do. If none, then they will be removed. Have a wonderful evening!! oxox
Only Something I Would Do For A Sister
ONLY SOMETHING I WOULD DO FOR A SISTER THIS HERE IS MY TWIN (not really but she is still my sister) ANYWAYS SHE IS AWESOME AS HELL AND SHE HAS NEVER HAD A VIP OR BLAST SO COME ON GUYS OR GIRL SHOW THIS HOTTIE SOME LOVE :D LadieKae~Completely Incomplete~Pebbles'Twin~@ fubar THIS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY: JENNY~Jam Bear's Lil Sissie~Kae's Twin ~AnImAl's Fu Wife~WifeLess :(~@ fubar
Earning Points?
Why does it seem so damned hard to earn enough point to make a new level in a decent manner of time. Shouldn't higher levels get a few more points for stash items or ratings? Just my thoughts.....
This Sucks
Ok during happy hour I dump almost a thousand rates on stashes infact I used them all when I check on home and saw the points I had I didnt even get one third of the points that I should have.Now this is bullsh-t something has to be done to stop this injustice being done to us..That you for lettin me sound off.
Now She Want Me Mail Ever Thing
she for got too bring with her,she the one after 3 moves she didnt do a dam thing but sit there now she want me too mail all the stuff she left behind,send me back the ring maybe ill think about it,im not even done paying for $8,000 dan ring yet,and she the one that could have stoped all this only had too show a little love like huggs and kiss instead ,of come in dave i need a lot too night bull,no we didnt have a probem there ,now she lives at some goat farm ,with some old lady shetell me you think she was a mess will the ones she with she tell is even messer there her,oh my now she has too clean up after this old lady that is letting and her horse stay there,this old lady allso has kids that come over and hug and kiss in frount of renie oh my i think i was kinda wright
Meez A Preemie Too
http://www.pr.com/press-release/21245
Restless Cinderella
New Graphics Dark Images Top Comments YOU DRINK AND WHATS UNKNOWING TABLES IN HIDE YOU LOOK YOURSELF IN MIRROW BLACK STARS LOOKING BACK AT YOU YOU HOPE THAT SOMEONE NOTICE YOU TOO. IN YOUR TABLE,YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS EVERYBODY KNOW YOUR CINDERELLA STORY ALL READY BY NAME BEFORE..HEAVEN WAS OPPENED FOR YOU UNTILL THE EVIL HANDS REACH RUNAWAY AND LIFE IS EASY,WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO HOULD YOU DONT HAVE TO GO CRYING IN YOUR DREAMS AND LIFE IS DAY AFTER DAY,LAUGHING FROM SRANGERS DAY AFTER DAY RESTLESS CINDERELLA MAKE HERSELF MARTYR. COLOR LIGHTS IN THE NIGHT,MEAN PARTYS TO EVERYBODY CANDLES START BURNING AND KEEPING FUN YOUR LEFT LEG DANCING WHIT RHYTHM OF MUSIC BUT LIGHTS DOESENT SHINE FACE OF HERO. NIGHT GO DEEPER AND PEOPLE MOVE AWAY YOU DONT WANT TO GO CAUSE THERE IS TIME LEFT TOMORROW OF SADNESS IS WAITING FOR YOU IN OUTSIDE...
What A Day .....wow!! Ty ..
I learned alot today about me > Yeah im a Woman all Woman... It feels good to finally know this and except this . Ty hugs diana
True Friend
So I can't blog on myspace because some people will read and then get all snoty. My roommate hasn't talk to me today, but I have tried to just bull shit with her but she doesn't really talk back to me. I got a notice yesterday about my energy bill hasn't been paid in months so it's gettin turned off on the 21st. Well we weren't recieveing the bills for it because they were supposed to be emailing them to me. Well I didn't know thats what was going on so my roommate, is made because I haven't been paying for it. Well her givin me $40 a month will cover all the bills for the month I dought it. What really bothers me when she starts to question my friendship to her, why would you question my friendship. I told her I didn't know what was going on, we all have bills to pay and it's hard to keep on them. But my friendship has nothing to do with me fucking up on a bill for the house. I hope she will have fun when I move out, I hope she finds someone that will let do things like I do. I do a b
On A More Happier Note...i Need A Joke...
A woman asked Santa for a condom, She got 3 for her private use. She then asked Santa for a dollar and he gave her 10 bucks. She then asked Santa for a Hoe, and he gave her MY cell phone number. Does this mean i am getting coal for Christmas?
Snarkle Hates Chipminks
Why did i bother to buy manwich sauce when i coulda bought it already made and just ready to go in the microwave and bam 5 min its done... Freakin defrosting the turkey, cooking the turkey, heating the turkey with the sauce.. lame Screw saving a dollar i am never makin this mistake again. sorry but in my opinion if you cant have it delivered to your door or out of a microwave in less than 5 minutes... its not worth eating ne way i passed the test i was killin myself over more than passed i spanked it like a bitch well at least moreso than anyone else and he grades on a curve but now i have a headache.. i think i spent to much time with someone... ha ha fuckin indirect comments. ok night
New Rule
girls: please ALWAYS check the date of expire of your birthcontrol pills... don't do like me that i was almost about to faint today when i found out they expired in february! pheewwww... lol right now i can breathe
The Perfect Heart
One day a young man was standing in the middle of the town proclaiming that he had the most beautiful heart in the whole valley. A large crowd gathered and they all admired his heart for it was perfect. There was not a mark or a flaw in it. Yes, they all agreed it truly was the most beautiful heart they had ever seen. The young man was very proud and boasted more loudly about his beautiful heart. Suddenly, an old man appeared at the front of the crowd and said "Why your heart is not nearly as beautiful as mine." The crowd and the young man looked at the old man's heart. It was beating strongly, but full of scars, it had places where pieces had been removed and other pieces put in, but they didn't fit quite right and there were several jagged edges. In fact, in some places there were deep gouges where whole pieces were missing. The people stared - how can he say his heart is more beautiful, they thought? The young man looked at the old man's heart and saw its state and laughed. "You mus
Im No Homewrecker
So I have to tell this.... I deleted my fubar acct two days ago...being stupid like I wouldnt miss no one on here but I did so much.Anyway I have been only on for two days and already the creeps are coming out again.omfg plz!!!!!I had this guy hit me up just givin me compliments in my shoutbox and I did thank him and say hi cuz I am not rude.But he then decided to ask me if I like older men.... Im like "Dude, wuts your point?" He proceeds to tell me that he is married and looking for a lover....and that he wanted my number so I could be that to him.Getting pissed off at the fact that he is married and he is doing this i say"Whats wrong with your wife?"He says I cant get into that just gimme your number and I will call u tomorrow.Ok seriously wtf....I would never do that shit cuz I wouldnt want my man to do that to me. Im no fuckin homewrecker asshole...These men are so fuckin sad and they wonder why marriages dont last...so I blocked him. Im sure there will be a stupid bitch that will
Whats Your Worth???? Here Is Mine
In a brief conversation, a man asked me "What kind of man are you looking for?" I sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking, "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes." I began to expound... "As a woman in this day and age, I am in a position to ask a man what he can do for me that I can't do for myself. I pay my own bills. I take care of my household without the help of any man...or woman for that matter. I am in the position to ask, "What can you bring to the table?" The man looked at me. Clearly he thought that I was referring to money. I quickly corrected his thought and stated, "I am not referring to money, I need something more. I need a man who is striving for perfection in every aspect of life. "He sat back in his chair, folded his arms, and asked her to explain. I said, "I am looking for someone who is striving for perfection mentally because I need conversation and mental stimulation. I don't need a simple-minded man. I am looking
The Hook Up
You are an indulgent hook-up You like pleasure and not just physical pleasure. You like to try to cram every pleasure that you can think of into your hook-up to have the best experience. It may be a little one sided, but your partner will never forget you as a lover! Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Quiz
becky -- [adjective]:Insatiable to the point of crazy 'How will you be defined in the Sexual Dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
#1
"One day you'll love me, the way I loved you. One day you'll think of me the way I thought of you. One day you'll cry for me, the way I cried for you. One day you'll want me, but I won't want you." this is my favorite.... its so true....
So Yeah...
well this might get a lil long and rambling cause i have alot going on...so i was datin this guy...hes on my family list...back in febuary...then i moved to oklahoma...and he went overseas and we kinda split up..and it was hard for me then...i went out started to drink.....alot go out with someone i had met in claremore...name shall not be mentioned to fill this void...he was a total doosh.. well the person and i decided to try again...just after halloween....and well its been rough i mean i love the boy todeath and i would be so heart broken if we ever split up agian i couldnt do it to be honest.but its hard he lives in flordia and i live in oklahoma and im struggling day by day to deal with the distance..i mena i know he loves me to...but when i drove to see him in louisanna thats where it got even harder...i dont know what it is yet or why but feel that its going to end up back as us as friends and its harder than ever for me to accpt cause i dont want to give him up..i fought li
Girls Gone Wild Mardi Gras @ Club 27 Nov.21 ....philly/jersey/delaware!!
TRI-STATE AREA! ARE YOU READY FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE? ARE YOU READY TO SEE SOME OF THE HOTTEST CHICKS AROUND? IF SO MAKE SURE YOU COME TO CLUB 27 NOV.21 FOR OUR GIRLS GONE WILD EVENT! YES I SAID IT!! GIRLS GONE WILD! ITS GOING TO BE CRAZY..TONS OF FUN!! ONLY AT CLUB 27!! LOCATED AT: 27 S BANK STREET PHILADELPHIA PA 19106 I HAVE YOUR V.I.P/REDUCE PASSES FOR YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS OR YOU CAN JUST SHOW UP AND SAY MY NAME AT THE FRONT DESK! 18 TO PARTY 21 TO DRINK! ....BE THERE.... AND YES TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!! I REPEAT TEAM ROCKSTAR WILL BE IN THE BUILDING!!! ROMEO... HARTNETT... GORGE... AND THE ONE ND ONLY J.JENKINS B.K.A HERSCHEL!! **************** I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.
November Is Lung Cancer Awareness Month!
http://www.alcase.org/involved/lcam_month.html
Banned
ok this is crazy i joined a lounge some trouble happened so they left to start another lounge and i go and join that one and them some other people leave and start a third one so i join all three and get banned from the 1st one why i dont know why cant ppeople grow up and get along to much drama for me
One Big Pimp For The Night
HE SHOULD BE A GODFATHER! EVEN IF HE DOES SMELL LIKE STRIPPERS! LOL BRI GUY@ fubar Stop by this mans page! Show Him Love and Help Him Level To Godfather! He Deserves It! He Holds Contests, and Gives Away Great Prizes! He Helps Everyone He Can! Rate His Pics! BRI GUY@ fubar Rate His Stash! BRI GUY@ fubar FAN HIM AND ADD HIM AS A FRIEND! HE IS GOOD PEOPLE!!! BRI GUY@ fubar This public message brought to you by ~~Golfer Chick~~@ fubar
Viagra Man
Women are fine and devin Like a rose and a bottle of wine In a world so full you see Something is wrong with many men as you see Some are fit and strong Can last all night long Then their are men who are un fit All they do is fit They cant get it on in the nude In time their wives will leave and they will be sued This is how it happened I'm not sorry to bring up this fued They will put on their elastic The outcome will be tragic Becuase they have lost their magic Well it's not over yet No need to fret A dude created this pill, i bet he was from tibet This match is not set The price is high Like in the sky Most are forced to use it they cant deny These men are not fit, the question is why? So they buy this blue pill That will give them the unatural thrill In time they will have to pay the bill While they make love they will die from this pill This medication will give many a heart attack Becuase they lack in the nut sack It is a shame they lost
Old Lady Goes To Heaven
An old lady dies and goes to Heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. 'Don't worry about that' says St. Peter 'It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings.' The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams. 'Oh my!' says the old lady 'now what is happening?' 'Not to worry' says St. Peter, 'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.' 'I can't do this' says the old lady, 'I m going to Hell.' 'You can't go there' says St. Peter. 'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.' 'Maybe so' says the old lady, but I've already got the holes for that.'
Must Read...i Died Laughing
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Fucked Up
tuesday night my daughter was hollerin for her dad so i called and asked him if he wanted her he said yes so i took her over there. well he calls and said i forgot her shoes can he go get them at moms or me bring them to him i said to go get them i go to get her and he wouldnt let me have her said the magistrate said i was neglecting my child. pulled her from me when i went to hug her so i went up to the magistrates office and they gave me temp custody and a protective order against him til we go in from of the family law master and he only has set visitation til then. He's not alowed to contact me in any shape or form or be anywhere near me. He has to go through my parents to pick up my daughter.2 counties went up with me to get her. How in the HELL can i be neglecting my child?? She went over in a footed sleeper. He has shoes for her at the house. He says I'm not spending enough time with her on my days off or i'm at work etc. HELL AT LEAST I WORK. And then he says well I ai
Why Should I Go On?
Can someone please give me an answer. Why do I go on? When it seems pointless! Time keeps passing and I keep getting older, but nothing is happening. I still have no career and no one to love. When people with allot more to live for then I do kill themselves and try to kill themselves everyday. The blond host of the Family Feud killed himself because he "couldn't cope" with the fame. Owen Wilson attempted suicide and he's a freakin' star. So why do I go on? When I have nothing, no career, no love, no nothing and most likely never will. So why shouldn't I just put a bullet in my empty skull and fill my vein with bleach with one of the new syringes my brother brought home for the turkey.
It's His Birthday Show The Love
key244@ fubar HEY EVERYONE THIS IS KEYS BIRTHDAY TODAY OKAY WELL YESTERDAY.. I CAN NEVER SEEM TO BE ON TIME.. SHOW HIM SOME LOVE.. JUST CAUSE IM LATE DON'T MEAN IT SHOULD BE SKIPPED... LOVE HIM HARD GUYS HE'S A GREAT GUY....
Careeeepy!!!!!!!!!!!
I've seen this before but certain things I've seen lately brought it up again...omg dunno whether to be scared or sad for the "woman"
Would You???
CAN YOU PLEASE DROP ME A FEW COMMENTS ON THIS PHOTO? I'M IN A GIVEAWAY ANY HELP WOULD BE GREAT! WHILE YOU ARE THERE PLEASE RATE THE PIC!! CLICK HERE IF THE PIC DOES NOT WORK! PLEASE RATE THIS PIC
Missin Him
WEll its been a long time since i last saw ur face, Its good to see u now... I rememeber all the hurt and pain, the lies u told and the games u played... But I still miss u!!!!!!!!!!
The Day My Dad Fell In The Bottomless Pit
I was around 9 or 10 and we went to Florida on vacation. On the way home we stopped at Mammoth cave in Kentucky and went on a tour through the cave. Well about half way through we came to the bottomless pit which was a big hole in the ground and was roped off. Not far after the pit we had a rest area. When we got there dad was no where in sight. Needless to say my mom started freaking out and started yelling dad fell in the pit. People were staring at us like WTF? I was embarrassed and I tried to calm her down and told her he probably got bored and left. I finally had enough and said I am out of here to...she followed me all the way to the exit yelling at me and right before we reached the exit she said "if you don't stop I am telling your dad" and my response was " you can't tell him mom...remember he fell in the pit"...that shut her right up and when we got to the exit there he was. lol Hope you enjoy that story
Fall Out
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one soldier remained at attention. The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"
Got Hurt At Work
i hurt my right knee at work i think i broke my right kneecap all i know it hurt like hell and i can't work i was getting down from the back of my truck and hit my kneecap on my step real hard going monday to see the doc hope it not as bad as iam thinking it is so i can go back to work
What's For Dinner Tonight Kidd-o's?
Minestrone Soup Ingredients 2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil (EVOO) 1/4 pound pancetta, chopped 1 onion, chopped 4 cloves garlic, grated or chopped 2 carrots, chopped or 1 cup store-bought, pre-shwhiteded carrots 4 stalks celery from heart, chopped 1 fresh bay leaf 1 bunch kale, thick vein removed and leaves coarsely chopped Salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 15-ounce can cannellini beans, drained 1 15-ounce can chickpeas, drained 2 sprigs rosemary, leaves removed and finely chopped 4 to 5 sprigs thyme, leaves removed and chopped 1 15-ounce can diced tomatoes 1 quart chicken or vegetable stock 2 cups water 1/2 pound whole wheat elbows Shaved Pecorino Romano cheese 1 loaf crusty bread Preparation Heat a medium-size soup pot over medium-high heat with the EVOO, about 2 turns of the pan. Add the pancetta and cook until crispy and golden brown, 4-5 minut

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