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Broken
i am a crock,which has broken broken away piece by piece i was surprised only and cry i would not have liked to break whit anything Lord-you crushed me and recorded all the pieces you loved so much me you totally wanted a new one give a new form to clay make of me new pot so you show your love however and use a broken one i want to tell those who feel broken no one throw away those pieces cheap clay is precious whit hands of master.
Subject: 'a Lesson In Life --'
A Must Read !!Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rainIt was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80s, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound.I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound.While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife.I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked , I asked if she would be upset if
Kissing
Tragedies Of The Faithless Part 2
That was Wednesday the 21st of December. On Friday, the day before the long Christmas vacation week – and the day before Christy was to leave to go to Louisiana with Darrell to meet his parents – I got another text. I was sitting in someone's office at the time, shooting the breeze, when the message came in. I casually looked at it while discussing my plans for leaving for Missouri on Saturday to visit my wife's family for Christmas. "Do you like the pic?" The texted words enticed. "It's very wet." I didn't need to rush back to my office and pull her latest e-mail up to know what she was talking about. After all, Christy had sent me 4 or 5 such e-mails from her cell phone over the course of our relationship. They always came with an attached picture of her naked pussy, her fingers parting the lips invitingly, wet, open, taken while she was at her desk at work. I wrote back quickly. "Quit fucking with my head and leave me alone. Why don't you send this shit to your boyfriend
Tragedies Of The Faithless Part 1
Tragedies of the Faithless "Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies." - Oscar Wilde November 2006 to January 2007 The tragedy that had become our relationship started to unravel rapidly after we confirmed that Christy was pregnant in early October of 2006. We met twice in mid-October at her apartment, the first time right after we suspected she might be pregnant. I didn't realize it at the time – although I suspected our days as a couple were numbered – but this particular time would be the last that we would make love. A few days later she asked that I come see her again. She had confirmed what we already knew through an EPT, that she was in fact pregnant. When I arrived she was distant, cold. She did not want me to make love to her so we both just lay in bed while she wept softly, saying little, my mind racing over what possible courses our lives would take from that point onward. "What are we going to
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Everyone Please Read This!!!!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Christy Date: Dec 17, 2007 5:07 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Kenny Wayne & Cowboy UpDate: Dec 16, 2007 10:26 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Cora RiddleDate: 16 Dec 2007, 17:40Date: Dec 13, 2007 6:17 PMDecember 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF ANYONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WITH U THE WHOLE TIME DON’T GIVE THEM TO ANYONE THAT U DON’T TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GONNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUT OF JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO
My Kinda Action!
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Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper Current mood: crappy Category: Shopping Something you never think about, till you get down to the last sheet.... Lets look at toilet paper, shell we....... Man, are there a lot of brands out there or what...and styles, wow. Ones with quilts, one with pillows...(pillows, i don't want to sleep with the damn stuff) one with stars, one ply, two ply, no ply.....200 sheets, 5000 sheets.(5000 sheets, get out)...makes my head spin.....takes me 20 minutes in the paper isle. Single roll, double roll....triple roll (can't even get that one on the damn roller)...and scent, you want smell, check out your T.P. (before u use it)...you want jasmine, you got it!!!....honeysuckle, right again, flower mist....you get the point.......and color, we got white, blue, green, pink, flowered, stripped....a virtual paint store. maybe it's just me but IDK what color it is as long as my hand dosn't go though it......and versatile, man, this stuff is great...You can write a letter on
More Fubar!
Ok, appears something is messed up again today. I can rate pictures, but cannot rate Blogs and Profiles. What's up with that?
Morph Contest
I seen a morph contest and I decided to join it. Was being judged and I can handle NOT comment bombing lol When I entered they said judging.. now its to the most comments. I dont wanna win like that.. Im in a HH giveaway My comments are reserved for that and I wouldnt have entered the contest if it was for comments because my comments are reserved. lol just skip it if you see a bulletin runnin around about it... I dont like it when ppl change up shit like that. xo
Hang In There, My Friends!
From what I am experiencing myself and what I have heard from my energyworker friends, we are all having problems right now! I have been exhausted for about 4 to 6 weeks now and it has been difficult to keep my energy stores up. I'm drawing on Universal Energy at least once, sometimes more, each day. I am getting an ungodly amount of sleep, for the most part! But I still feel as though I am trying to "fight off a bug" of some kind. I have procrastinated in performing certain rituals that should have been completed by the New Moon - actually, started them, then was unable to finish for a number of reasons! And it is hard for me to stay focused. Many are feeling the same way! Hang in there! Do whatever you need to do to keep yourself in balance. I have had to decrease the amount of energy I send long distance. I hate doing that, but I feel I have no choice right now - I won't be sending anything, if I get sick! As I have been reminded by many, this is the time for energy to move
Help... Want..... Need
Friends don't come by every day ... Friends are not made ... they are created! And I Know Which One's They Are...........
People Are Crazy!
So this morning at a busy four way intersection, some guy blew thru his stop sign and stopped dead smack in the middle of said intersection. Two people then climbed out of the back and he takes off ... with the door still open. I didn't think the guy was gonna make it out of the backseat! Then the guy and the girl are standing on the corner watching this jackass take off like a bat out of hell with the back door still open. .......... Things that I shouldn't have to process before my coffee. LOL.
Men
I am so sick of men who just want to get into my pants!!!! All they wanna know is if I can turn on my cam or play with them on the phone. I tell them to leave me alone but they keep calling me. I don't wanna hear about how hard they are or how horney they are because I could really give a fuck!!!!! Then I'm also pissed at men who pretend to be my friend because they think that if they are nice they will eventually get some. Listen you stupid fucks!! If a woman is attracted to you she will have you. There is no convincing her, persuading her or blackmailing her either she wants you or not. Real simple. If you are my friend, be my friend don't do it because you think I will have sex with you that's so shitty.
Give It A Go
A dream of tomorrow kills the past, let it all fly away. Close your eyes, imagine touch of water on your skin. Freedom screams your name, answer to it and close the door behind you.
Sexual Activity Calorie Guide For The Holidays!
Tiz That Time Of Year When We May Eat A Bit More And Drink A Bit More With All The Family Gatherings, Work Parties, And Crazy Nights Out With The Friends! So I Have Found This Wonderful Calorie Guide. May It Help You All Stay A Bit More Fit This Holiday Season. HAHA Sexual Activity Calorie Guide It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the calorie content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research the results are in: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent...............................12 Calories Without her consent..........................2187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands................................8 Calories With one hand.................................12 Calories With your teeth..............................485 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection...............................6 Calories Without an erecti
You Scream... I Scream...
Pick your favorite of the ice cream flavors listed below and find out what it says about your personality. 1. Vanilla 2. Chocolate 3. Butter pecan 4. Banana 5. Strawberry 6. Chocolate chip Analysis If You Like: You are colorful, impulsive, a risk taker who sets high goals and has high expectations of yourself. You also enjoy close family relationships. Gregarious, lives a hectic life. Easily suggestible, expressive, idealistic; a private person. You are lively, creative, dramatic, charming, enthusiastic and the life of the party. Chocolate fans enjoy being at the center of attention and can become bored with the usual routine. Seductive, well-dressed, extroverted, easily influenced, a follower, intuitive, enjoys intimate relationships. You are orderly, perfectionist, careful, detail-oriented, conscientious, ethical and fiscally conservative. You are also competitive, aggressive in sports and take-charge type of personality.
Ass Cream Needed!
Grrrrr....So I'm at a good party in a lounge (where the only thing hotter than the women are the beats!) and my PC starts to act up. The music becomes choppy and there are serious lags when all of a sudden I get booted....not just from the site but my whole PC shuts down. Upon rebooting, I can no longer access the fubar site to get back to the party so now I'm annoyed. I'm still rubbing my ass from such a hard boot so does anyone have any soothing ass cream I can use!?! I hope you enjoyed your party AshWee and to who ever else that may read this that was in there....I wasn't being rude...I was being butt slammed by technology! Stay well, One love and God bless!
Deleting Pics
since i have no vip anymore i'm going to delete alot of pics off my page if you want to rate them before i delete them please come and rate them ...i'll delete them this afternoon ....thanks,Evonne
Technology For Country Folk
Letters To Santa
Deer Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Friend, Billy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare. How about I send you a book so you can learn to read and spell? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell. Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me send you some Legos instead. Santa De
Fubar
I would like to thank everyone whos rated..and fanned me. Also.. I am sorry I havn't been able to rate you this morning.. the systems been down. Just remind me sometime in the future..and I will stop by to do it. Hugs...and have a great day!
A Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house... Not a creature was stirring Since the cat ate the mouse. * My support hose were hung By the chimney with care. (I hung them last Christmas And just left them there.) My dog, Floyd, was nestled All snug in his bed, After watching the cat rip The presents to shreds. * And I in my long johns And ratty night cap Had just settled my butt For a long winter's nap. When out on the lawn There arose such a clatter, I swore at the window, "What the (blank) is the matter?" * I tore open the window, Not a second to tarry, All ready to throw The noisemaker a berry.* * A bright moon was lighting The new-fallen snow... And I had a moon of my own Set to show. * Floyd was beside me, Paw pointing the way Toward eight tiny reindeer Hitched up to a sleigh... * And a little old driver So cheery and quick, I thought for a moment That I would be sick. * Like a bat out of...you know, His reindeer they came, And I whist
Good Morning!
Hope everyone is having a good Monday. Had plenty of snow over the weekend. After the 11 inches on Thursday, got another 6 or 7 inches yesterday morning. Then as if that wasn't enough, got some rain dumped on top of that. Nearly killed myself trying to shovel all the heavy wet stuff off the driveway. It is freezing this morning. 18 degrees with a wind chill of 2. I need to go get myself some breakfast to warm me up. Have a good day all!
Announcement
please bare with me but due to the trouble rating profiles, until they get it fixed, im gonna hold off on accpeting friend requests si if it takes me a while to respond i have NOT forgotten you! its just one of the surest ways to make sure i rate and fan all friends if i do it when I accept. Im sure it will be cleared up in no time.In the meantime pics and blogs and stash still work! *hint hint* LOL TTFN, Tina AKA ~Temptress~
What Do You Expect?
I know we men are pathetically predictable ok. We are aggressive by nature (a lot of women are too). I'm not saying that is always a good thing, it is just that way it is. If women are so turned off by it "maybe" they shouldn't post pictures of themselves all decked out with their legs splayed open and a come fuck me look on their face on their profile and then be shocked when a guy posts something offensive about that picture. Don't get me wrong, I am "ALL FOR" beautiful and sexy women posting great pictures, but most of the time I won't even leave a comment because there are like 2000 comments up there and there is only so many original things you can come up with before it is all so redundant. And sometimes I see a picture that I "MUST" just say, "Wow,nice tits!" I know that is not original, or classy, or any number of other cliche' words, but it is the truth. Hey, why would someone take a picture of themselves holding the camera above their head, pointing down on them while
~ Meredith Brooks - Bitch ~
I hate the world today Your so good to me, I know But I cant change Tried to tell you but you looked at me like maybe Im an angel underneath Innocent and sweet Yesterday I cried You must have been relieved to see the softer side I can understand how youd be so confused I dont envy you Im a little bit of everything All rolled into one Im a bitch Im a lover Im a child Im a mother Im a sinner Im a saint I do not feel ashamed Im your hell Im you dream Im nothing in between You know you wouldnt want it any other way So take me as I am This may mean youll have to be a stronger man Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous And Im going to extremes Tomorrow I will change And today wont mean a thing Im a bitch Im a lover Im a child Im a mother Im a sinner Im a saint I do not feel ashamed Im your hell Im you dream Im nothing in between You know you wouldnt want it any other way Just when you think you got me figured out The seasons alrea
Hospital
For those of you wondering where i've been... i spent 7 days in a hospital psych ward following an intentional overdose. i didnt mean to kill myself, although the reality of what i went through shows that i very nearly did. i just wanted a "break" from life. so i'm home, and still waking up at 7 like i did there. trying to do things a little differently so i dont get so overwhelmed. going to have to pick up white chips at all my meetings. talking more about my feelings. and mostly just taking it one day at a time. oh, i'm smoking again. i fully plan to quit as soon as i get a little better stabilized. ok, a lot better stabilized. did ya miss me?
Reflecting Back On The Year -a Survival Story
I don't usually do this often, but this year was such a year of many trials and triumphs that I thought perhaps someone may find some inspiration from the tale.  So I dedicate this entry to those who feel lost, that life will never get better; to those who think there is no light at the end of the tunnel.  Keep in mind this is being written now, not during the actual events. JANUARY 2007 The beginning of the year started off where December left off.  I am still fighting chronic bronchitis and severe asthma attacks.  The doctors still didn't know why all of the sudden my asthma has taken the turn for the worst and why I can't shake the bronchitis that I had been plagued with since September of the prior year.  I am still spending most of my time at doctors, afterhour clinics, emergency rooms.  I'm getting shot up with steroids galore to try to keep my breathing way open along with tons and tons of medications and more steroids.  The constant journey from one specialist to another conti
Funny
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One is in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.
Bush Administration Moves To Block Inquiries Into Cia’s Destruction Of Torture Tapes
Bush administration moves to block inquiries into CIA’s destruction of torture tapes go to original By Joe Kay The Bush administration has taken aggressive steps to undermine congressional and judicial inquiries into the CIA’s destruction of videotapes showing the torture of at least two prisoners. The move is only the latest demonstration of the administration’s lawlessness and contempt for democratic and constitutional norms. The tapes in question recorded hundreds of hours of interrogation of two alleged Al Qaeda members, Abu Zubaydah and Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, both captured by the CIA in 2002. Among the techniques used on the prisoners was water-boarding, a notorious torture method involving the near-drowning of the prisoner. Earlier this month, CIA director Michael Hayden acknowledged that the intelligence agency had destroyed the tapes in November 2005. Since that admission, it has become clear that the Bush administration and leading congressmen of both parties kn
Yay
its christmas time....time to surround yourself with family and loved ones time to reflect on this year comming to an end and a new one starting time to wish upon the star on the christmas tree to watch our loved ones open gifts to everyone on fubar merry christmas and happy new year
~ Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway - The Coser I Get To You ~
The closer I get to you The more you'll make me see By giving me all you've got Your love has captured me Over and over again I try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real The way you make me feel Lying here next to you Time just seems to fly Needing you more and more Let's give love a try Sweeter than sweeter love grows And heaven's there for those Who fool the tricks of time With the hearts in love they find True love In a special way The closer I get to you The more you make me see By giving me all you've got Your love has captured me Over and over again I try to tell myself that we Could never be more than friends And all the while inside I knew it was real The way you make me feel The closer I get to you The more you make me see By giving you all I've got Your love has captured me The closer I get to you A feeling comes over me (Me too)
~ Roberta Flack Peado Bryson - Tonight I Celebrate My Love ~
(Masser/Goffin) Tonight I celebrate my love for you It seems like the natural thing to do Tonight no one's gonna find us We'll leave the world behind us When I make love to you Tonight And I hope that deep inside you feel it too Tonight our spirits will be climbing To a sky lit with diamonds When I make love to you Tonight Tonight I celebrate my love for you And that midnight sun Is gonna come shining through Tonight there'll be no distance between us What I want most to do Is to make love to you Tonight Tonight I celebrate my love for you And soon this old world will feel brand new Tonight we will both discover How friends turn into lovers When I make love to you Tonight I celebrate my love for you And that midnight sun Is gonna come shining through Tonight there'll be no distance between us What I want most to do Is to make love to you Tonight I celebrate my love for you Tonight I celebrate my love for you
A Warm-teared Blur
A Warm-Teared Blur A golden glow spread over the room, But for months I've not been my best -- An enemy attacks me from within A traitor within my breast. Why can't I look away and stop, And go back to my bottle at home -- Why did I have to follow her 'round To hitch-hike, stow-away and roam? A Civil War is waged inside, I'm happy to see her smile -- But not to be author of those clever lines Has tormented me for more than a while. To what end can this whole thing come, That a warm-teared blur will progress -- From the coast to the plane, will I make a toast, And salute distant shores from Lajes?
~ Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly With His Song ~
I heard he sang a good song I heard he had a style And so I came to see him To listen for a while And there he was this young boy A stranger to my eyes Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song I felt all flushed with fever Embarassed by the crowd I felt he found my letters And read each one out loud I prayed that he would finish But he just kept right on Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song He sang as if he knew me In all my dark despair And then he looked right through me As if I wasnt there But he was there this stranger Singing clear and strong Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his s
Diary Of A Mad Snow Shoveler
December 8th - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9th - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a lovelier place in the whole world? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December 12th - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry; we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by t
W00t! First Blog Entry
Yeah. First blog entry. 'Nuff said. :p
~ Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face ~
The first time ever I saw your face, I thought the sun rose in your eyes And the moon and the stars were the gifts you gave To the dark, and the endless skies, my love To the dark, and the endless skies. And the first time ever I kissed your mouth, I felt the earth move in my hand Like the trembling heart Of a captive bird that was there at my command, my love That was there at my command, my love And the first time ever I lay with you, I felt your heart so close to mine And I knew our joy would fill the earth And last till the end of time, my love And it would last till the end of time, my love The first time ever I saw your face Your face Your face Your face
~ Gordon Lightfoot - Sundown ~
I can see her lyin back in her satin dress In a room where ya do what ya dont confess Sundown ya better take care If I find you been creepin round my back stairs Sundown ya better take care If I find you been creepin round my back stairs Shes been lookin like a queen in a sailors dream And she dont always say what she really means Sometimes I think its a shame When I get feelin better when Im feelin no pain Sometimes I think its a shame When I get feelin better when Im feelin no pain I can picture every move that a man could make Getting lost in her lovin is your first mistake Sundown ya better take care If I find you been creepin round my back stairs Sometimes I think its a sin When I feel like Im winnin when Im losin again I can see her lookin fast in her faded jeans Shes a hard lovin woman, got me feelin mean Sometimes I think its a shame When I get feelin better when Im feelin no pain Sundown ya better take care If I find you been creepin round my back st
~ Gordon Lightfoot - Carefree Highway ~
Pickin up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream I wonder how the old folks are tonight Her name was ann and Ill be damned if I recall her face She left me not knowin what to do Carefree highway, let me slip away on you Carefree highway, you seen better days The mornin after blues from my head down to my shoes Carefree highway, let me slip away Slip away on you Turnin back the pages to the times I love best I wonder if shell ever do the same Now the thing that I call livin is just bein satisfied With knowin I got no one left to blame Carefree highway, got ta see you my old flame Carefree highway, you seen better days The mornin after blues from my head down to my shoes Carefree highway, let me slip away Slip away on you Searchin through the fragments of my dream-shattered sleep I wonder if the years have closed her mind I guess it must be wanderlust or tryin to get free From the good old faithful feelin we once knew Carefree highway, let me slip away on yo
~ Gordon Lightfoot - If You Could Read My Mind ~
If you could read my mind If you could read my mind love What a tale my thoughts could tell Just like an old time movie bout a ghost from a wishin well In a castle dark or a fortress strong With chains upon my feet You know that ghost is me And I will never be set free As long as Im a ghost that you cant see If I could read your mind love What a tale your thoughts could tell Just like a paperback novel The kind that drugstores sell When you reach the part where the heartaches come The hero would be me But heroes often fail And you wont read that book again Because the endings just too hard to take Id walk away like a movie star Who gets burned in a three way script Enter number two A movie queen to play the scene Of bringing all the good things out in me But for now love, lets be real * I never thought I could act this way * And Ive got to say that I just dont get it I dont know where we went wrong But the feelins gone And I just cant get it back If
Red Ridinghood
Little red ridding hood was going to grandmas house and stopped to see the three little pigs they asked,,where you off to red, and she replied I'm going to grandmas,,,, oh no said the pigs, the big bad wolf is waiting in the forest and will pull your little red dress down and fuck you till your little red socks come off She told them she wasn't worried about the big bad wolf and heads to grandmas,Then she ran into the three bears, same thing happened momma bear said the big bad wolf is waiting for you in the forest im not worried about the big bad wolf says red and into the forest she goes All of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out and says, little red ridding hood, I'm going to pull your little red dress down and f**k you till those little red socks come off, Red calmly pulls out her 45 and says, NO you ain't either mother fucker, Your going to eat me just like the book says
Maxine
Last night my sister and I were sitting in the den and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all, If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' So she got up, unplugged the computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch.
Monday Opie And Anthony Links: John C. Riley, Free Ringtone Monday, Turn On Your Paltalk, O&a Contests, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! Happy Mondee everybuddy! It's cold as hell in New York, but the Opie and Anthony Show has a hell of a POgram in store for you this morning. Actor John C. Riley will be in studio promoting 'WALK HARD'. It's also Free Ringtone Monday, and you can DOWNLOAD ringtone audio clips in the AUDIO SECTION It's a sad, sad day, kids... The one and only 70's songwriting icon Dan Fogelberg passed away on Sunday morning at the ripe age of 56. He was diagnosed with prostate cancer in 2004. Turn On Your Paltalk: Remember, kids... if you want to see any of the in-studio nonsense, nose-picking, and booger-eating, you'll want to Log In To Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, you might just be th
The Power Of Truth
The more completely you live in truth, the more fully you will connect to and realize your best possibilities. Truth will show you who you are, and enable you to go where you most sincerely wish to go. Truth is not always the easiest or most convenient choice, and it can often be painful. Yet in the long run, truth never fails to be the best course. When you seek to avoid the truth, you'll put a great amount of effort into a pursuit that will take you backwards. Instead, work your way willingly toward truth at every opportunity, and you'll always be making real progress. Those who fight against the truth are fighting a losing battle. Use every opportunity, in every moment, to put yourself on the side of truth. Deception costs much and gains nothing of any value. Truth sets you free to achieve, to learn, to experience, express and fulfill the best that is within you. Be true to yourself, to others, to the world around you and to all of life. Truth will always keep you looki
~ George Strait - Check Yes Or No ~
It started way back in third grade. I used to sit beside emmylou hayes A pink dress, a matching bow, and her pony tail. She kissed me on the school bus, but told me not to tell. Next day I chased her round the playground Across the monkey bars, to the merry-go-round And emmylou got caught passing me a note Before the teacher took it, I read what she wrote. Chorus: Do you love me, do you wanna be my friend? And if you do, well then dont be afraid to take me by the hand If you want to. I think this is how love goes, check yes or no. Now were grown up and shes my wife. Still like two kids with stars in our eyes. Aint much changed, I still chase emmylou. Up and down the hall, around the bed in our room. Last night I took her out in a white limousine Twenty years later, she still gets to me Cant believe its been that long ago. When we got started with just a little note. Repeat chorus
And The Truth Shall Set You Free...
Good Morning… how many times have you heard this saying. “And the truth shall set you free?” Well if you seen the movie Liar, Liar then you have heard it. But it has been used a time or two before by preachers, ministers you name it they have said it…perhaps jokingly but they said it just the same. Here is one that is no joke and from a New Paper just down the road from me in South Bend Indiana. Small-Town Mayors: Mayor Ken Williams resigned in Centerton, Ark. (pop. 2,146), in November and revealed that he is actually Don LaRose, an Indiana preacher who abruptly abandoned his family in 1980 because, he said, Satanists had abducted and threatened him, and brainwashed him to rub out details of a murder he supposedly knew about. He said his memory returned only recently, thanks to truth serum. [WSBT-TV (South Bend, Ind.), 11-22-07] Hmmm I think I would get that truth serum distributed around the white house and more so across the country to other politician places of venue. Oh well such
The Question
I called you again today same thing, same story you havent picked up you havent answered I listened to you speak my heart still sinks i hear the beep I hang up and sigh I remember the last time I saw you smile you wanted to tell me something I put the phone down i remember your face i remember you standing there watching me leave I want to take it back come over and hold you feel your warmth hear you laugh you wanted to do something something special is what you said but i didnt come back instead i stood you up if i could turn it back i would run to you hold you in my arms tell you how I really feel I heard you left sad I heard you were hit by him I heard you were beaten you didnt tell me I heard you were crying I heard you felt broken I heard calling out to me now i feel the pain If I could take it back I would never leave your side I would feel your breath I would give you my warmth but all i'm left with is a question whe
A Little Xmas Help?
to get help purchasing a blast and/or a vip?????i don't have cred card or paypal but sooooooooooooooo need them. I can make tags,pimp you,vote you all elevens,anything (within reason) vip gifts you name it,even pay with fubucks please help pretty please :)
~ George Strait - Amarillo By Morning ~
Amarillo by morning, up from san antone. Everything that Ive got is just what Ive got on. When that sun is high in that texas sky Ill be bucking it to county fair. Amarillo by morning, amarillo Ill be there. They took my saddle in houston, broke my leg in santa fe. Lost my wife and a girlfriend somewhere along the way. Well Ill be looking for eight when they pull that gate, And Im hoping that judge aint blind. Amarillo by morning, amarillos on my mind. Amarillo by morning, up from san antone. Everything that Ive got is just what Ive got on. I aint got a dime, but what I got is mine. I aint rich, but lord Im free. Amarillo by morning, amarillos where Ill be. Amarillo by morning, amarillos where Ill be.
Adult Christmas - Lmmfao
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube. When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangey reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of the sled, A sock in his ear and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was high as a kite, And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Woa Shithead, woa Asshole, woa Stupid, woa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look o
~ George Strait - I Cross My Heart ~
I cross my heart Our love is unconditional We knew it from the start I can see it in your eyes You can feel it from my heart>from here on after Lets stay the way we are right now And share all the love and laughter That a lifetime will allow Chorus: I cross my heart And promise to Give all Ive got to give To make all your dreams come true In all the world Youll never find A love as true as mine You will always be the miracle That makes my life complete And as long as theres still breath in me Ill make yours just as sweet As we look into the future Its as far as we can see So lets make each tomorrow Be the best that it can be Chorus And if along the way we find a day It starts to storm Youve got the promise of my love To keep you warm
Poem By K. Shaw
The cold north wind begins to blow Lady Winter pulls up her blanket of snow She tucks the land in nice and tight The land then sleeps through winter's plight For several months the land will sleep But hush my darling don't you weep Soon...the land agian will wake Lovely flowers Mother Spring doth make She sends her warm, nurshing showers That are full of her growing powers The snow crocus is the first to wake From it's head, winter's plight it doth shake At this time the faries begin thier work and thier chores they never sherk They wake the land and paint it bright So open your eyes and enjoy the sight! The days begin to grow longer As summers sun grows stronger Children play in the sprinklers stream As summer birds sit and preen. Summers end is drawing near The fall colors will soon be here Autumn comes with it's colorful arrays And the night begins to overtake the days Then tha days begin to cool For this is Mother Natures rule The leaves turn r
~ Ac/dc - Back In Black ~
Back in black I hit the sack Ive been too long Im glad to be back [i bet you know im...] Yes, Im let loose From the noose Thats kept me hanging about Ive been looking at the sky cause its gettin me high Forget the hearse cause I never die I got nine lives Cats eyes Abusin every one of them and running wild Chorus: cause Im back Yes, Im back Well, Im back Yes, Im back Well, Im back, back (well) Im back in black Yes, Im back in black Back in the back Of a cadillac Number one with a bullet, Im a power pack Yes, Im in a bang With a gang Theyve got to catch me if they want me to hang Cause Im back on the track And Im beatin the flack Nobodys gonna get me on another rap So look at me now Im just makin my play Dont try to push your luck, just get out of my way Chorus Well, Im back, yes Im back Well, Im back, yes Im back Well, Im back, back Well Im back in black Yes Im back in black Hooo yeah Ohh yeah Yes I am Oooh yeah, yeah oh yeah Back in
Poem By Raymond Buckland
Behold! I am He who is at the beginning and the end of time. I am in the heat of the sun and the coolness of the breeze. The spark of life is within Me. As is the darkness of death; For I am the cause of existence And the Gatekeeper at the end of time. Lord-dweller in the sea, You hear the thunder of My hooves upon the shore And see the fleck of foam as I pass by. My strength is such that I might lift the world to touch the stars. Yet gentle, ever am I, as the Lover. I am He whom all must face at the appointed hour. Yet I am not to be feared, for I am Brother, Lover, Son. Death is but the beginning of life. And I am He who turns the key.
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Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan and Peter Gabriel "In Your Eyes"
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~ Ac/dc - You Shook Me All Night Long ~
She was a fast machine She kept her motor clean She was the best damn woman i had ever seen She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies Knockin' me out with those american thighs Taking more than her share Had me fighting for air She told me to come but i was already there 'cause the walls start shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were making it and you - Chorus: Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me all night long Working double time On the seduction line She was one of a kind, she's just mine all mine She wanted no applause Just another course Made a meal out of me and came back for more Had to cool me down To take another round Now i'm back in the ring to take another swing 'cause the walls were shaking The earth was quaking My mind was aching And we were making it and you - Chorus And knocked me out and then you Shook me all night long You had me shakin' and you Shook me all night long Yeah you shook me Well y
Wide Lanes
THE ROAD IS A OPEN HIGHWAY IM GOIN 2 DO THINGS MY WAY DONT U CRY I WONT 4 GET 2 SAY G BI!!
Dj Raven Lady X
THIS NAUGHTY VIXEN IS HITTEN THE AIRWAVES ... WITH SOME AWESOME TUNES... YOU ARE IN FOR A THRILL... AND ONE HELL OF A GOOD SHOW... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HER AT... COME ON OVER AND LISTEN... AS THIS GIRL PUTS THE TUNES OUT SHE'LL PLAY THE SONGS YOU WANNA HEAR SHE'S THE EVER SO SEXY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~(Lead DJ) ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ GREEN
~ Ac/dc - Its A Long Way To The Top If Ya Wanna Rock And Roll ~
Ridin' down the highway Goin' to a show Stop in all the by-ways Playin' rock 'n' roll Gettin' robbed Gettin' stoned Gettin' beat up Broken boned Gettin' had Gettin' took I tell you folks It's harder than it looks It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll If you think it's easy doin' one night stands Try playin' in a rock roll band It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll Hotel, motel Make you wanna cry Lady do the hard sell Know the reason why Gettin' old Gettin' grey Gettin' ripped off Under-paid Gettin' sold Second hand That's how it goes Playin' in a band It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll If you wanna be a star of stage and screen Look out it's rough and mean It's a long way to the top If you wanna rock 'n' roll
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~ Ac/dc - Highway To Hell ~
Living easy, living free Season ticket on a one-way ride Asking nothing, leave me be Taking everything in my stride Dont need reason, dont need rhyme Aint nothing I would rather do Going down, party time My friends are gonna be there too Im on the highway to hell No stop signs, speed limit Nobodys gonna slow me down Like a wheel, gonna spin it Nobodys gonna mess me round Hey satan, payed my dues Playing in a rocking band Hey momma, look at me Im on my way to the promised land Im on the highway to hell (dont stop me) And Im going down, all the way down Im on the highway to hell
~ Ac/dc - Tnt ~
See me ride out of the sunset On your colour tv screen Out for all that I can get If you know what I mean Women to the left of me And women to the right Aint got no gun Aint got no knife But dont you start no fight Chorus: cause Im t.n.t. Im dynamite T.n.t. and Ill win the fight T.n.t. Im a power load T.n.t. watch me explode Im dirty, mean and mighty unclean Im a wanted man Public enemy number one Understand So lock up your daughter Lock up your wife Lock up your back door And run for your life The man is back in town Dont you mess me round Chorus T.n.t. oi, oi, oi T.n.t. oi, oi, oi T.n.t. oi, oi, oi T.n.t. oi, oi, oi T.n.t. oi Im dynamite (oi, oi) T.n.t. oi, And Ill win the fight, T.n.t. Im a power load T.n.t. Watch me explode!
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~ Guns N Roses - Paradise City ~
Just a' urchin livin' under the street I'm a hard case that's tough to beat I'm your charity case So buy me somethin' to eat I'll pay you at another time Take it to the end of the line Ragz to richez or so they say Ya gotta keep pushin' for the fortune and fame It's all a gamble When it's just a game Ya treat it like a capital crime Evrybody's doin' their time Chorus: Take me down To the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty Take me home Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber Why i'm here i can't quite remember The surgeon general says it's hazardous to breathe I'd have another cigarette but i can't see Tell me who ya gonna believe Chorus So far away So far away So far away So far away Captain america's been torn apart Now he's a court jester with a broken heart He said - Turn me around and take me back to the start I must be losin' my mind - "are you blind?" I've seen it all a million times Chorus
Dj Raven Lady X
THIS NAUGHTY VIXEN IS HITTEN THE AIRWAVES ... WITH SOME AWESOME TUNES... YOU ARE IN FOR A THRILL... AND ONE HELL OF A GOOD SHOW... BUT YOU'LL ONLY FIND HER AT... COME ON OVER AND LISTEN... AS THIS GIRL PUTS THE TUNES OUT SHE'LL PLAY THE SONGS YOU WANNA HEAR SHE'S THE EVER SO SEXY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR WHERE WE'LL TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ WILL VON~*~ ~*~DJ SQUID LEE~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ RAVEN LADY X~*~ ~*~DJ DIESEL~*~ ~*~DJ EARTHWALKER~*~ ~*~DJ FLASH~*~ ~*~DJ LOGAN~*~ ~*~DJ SWEETNES
Gone Till Tomorrow
hey all just wanted to let you know that i will be gone till tomorrow. i have to go with my dad today for his chemo treatment and that is an all day thing and then when i get back from that i have to go to work till the store closes and by the time i get home i will just be goin to bed. so i will talk to everyone tomorrow or when i get a chance to catch up with you. only 8 more days till x~mas woo hoo!!!!!!!!! ttyal ~berta lynn~
~ Guns N Roses - Estranged ~
When you're talkin to yourself And nobody's home You can fool yourself You came in this world alone (Alone) So nobody ever told you baby How it was gonna be So what'll happen to you baby Guess we'll have to wait and see ONE, TWO Old at heart but I'm only 28 And I'm much too young To let love break my heart Young at heart but it's getting much too late To find ourselves so far apart I don't know how you're s'posed To find me lately An what more could tou ask from me How could you say that I never needed you When you took everything Said you took everything from me Young at heart an it gets so hard to wait When no one I know can seem to help me now Old at heart but I musn't hesitate If I'm to find my own way out Still talkin' to myself and nobody's home (Alone) So nobody ever told us baby How it was gonna be So what'll happen to us baby Guess we'll have to wait and see When I find out all the reasons Maybe I'll find another way Find another
~ Guns N Roses - Don't Cry ~
Talk to me softly There's something in your eyes Don't hang your head in sorrow And please don't cry I know how you feel inside i've I've been there before Somethin's changin' inside you And don't you know Don't you cry tonight I still love you baby Don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight There's a heaven above you baby And don't you cry tonight Give me a whisper And give me a sigh Give me a kiss before you Tell me goodbye Don't you take it so hard now And please don't take it so bad I'll still be thinkin' of you And the times we had...baby And don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight Don't you cry tonight There's a heaven above you baby And don't you cry tonight And please remember that i never lied And please remember How i felt inside now honey You gotta make it your own way But you'll be alright now sugar You'll feel better tomorrow Come the morning light now baby And don't you cry tonight An don't you cry tonight An do
Cabin Fever
It was bitter cold. There was a fierce wind coming off the mountains and snow was already falling. Although I put little trust in the weatherman, I knew we were going to see some snow and possibly a lot of it. It always amazes me how soft falling snow can lull you into oblivion then leave you stranded and fighting for your life the next. But I promised you a Christmas at the cabin and with care we could still make it. Traffic was light, as the storm had kept most indoors. The Jeep was warm and well stocked. I was glad that I added the tire chains and covered the winch as we headed out. Soon the city began to fade into conifer stands that swayed under their coats of snow. It was usually a thirty-minute drive, but today it would take near an hour. Our chatter was light and humorous. We both wanted the privacy and seclusion that the cabin held. Finally, we reached the pull in to the cabins drive. Well you could call it a drive. In summer, if you were brave and had patience you could
~ Guns N Roses - Knockin On Heaven Door ~
Mama take this badge from me I can't use it anymore It's getting dark too dark to see Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Mama put my guns in the ground I can't shoot them anymore That cold black cloud is comin' down Feels like I'm knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door 'YOU JUST BETTER START SNIFFIN' YOUR OWN RANK SUBJUGATION JACK 'CAUSE IT'S JUST YOU AGAINST YOUR TATTERED LIBIDO, THE BANK AND THE MORTICIAN, FOREVER MAN AND IT WOULDN'T BE LUCK IF YOU COULD GET OUT OF LIFE ALIVE' Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door (repeated several times)
~ Guns N Roses - Welcome To The Jungle ~
welcome to the jungle We got fun 'n' games We got everything you want Honey we know the names We are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the money honey We got your disease Chorus: In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed Welcome to the jungle We take it day by day If you want it you're gonna bleed But it's the price you pay And you're a very sexy girl That's very hard to please You can taste the bright lights But you won't get them for free In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine I, i wanna hear yous-craem Welcome to the jungle It gets worse here everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal In the jungle where we play If you got a hunger for what you see You'll take it eventually You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me Chorus And when you're high you never Ever want to come down, yeah! You know whe
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Spirit Of Xmas
The holidays have become such a mess of what you can get or what you get others.so many have lost the true meaning and so many kids today do not appreciate a darn thing.They have no idea what is to NEED, only want want want. In that line of thinking this motivator for today spoke to me. Hope you enjoy it. The root of desire Most of the things you think you desire are only shallow substitutes for what you truly would like to have. Learn to look past each immediate, superficial wish to uncover the real, profound and fulfilling desire beyond it. There's no sense spending your time, effort and resources in pursuit of things that are not even what you genuinely desire. Look instead at the root of each desire and put your energy into what you truly wish to bring about in your life. The things you crave may satisfy you momentarily, yet they cannot fulfill your deepest desires. By giving in to your cravings, you're actually pushing yourself further and further away from what you
Up For Auction
IT'S CHRISTMAS, AND YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN ME AS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. YOU CAN HAVE THE BRAGGING RIGHTS TO SAY YOU OWN ME AS A PERSON FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH! WHAT ELSE DO YOU GET? ALL WHAT IS WRITTEN BELOW MY PIC BE THE BIGGEST BLOWOUT ON FUBAR THIS HOLIDAY SEASON! MINIMUM BIDS START AT 200,000 FUBUCKS. ANYTHING LESS WILL BE REMOVED.CLICK ON MY PIC TO BID ON ME, AND PLACE YOUR BID IN THE COMMENTS. IT RUNS UNTIL NEXT SATURDAY, AND THE BIDS WILL CLOSE AT 5 PM FUBAR TIME LET THE GAMES BEGIN! RULES OF ENGAGEMENT: (SERIOUS BIDDERS ONLY) PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU BID! 1. NO DRAMA. VIOLATORS WILL BE BLOCKED. 2. THE CONTESTANTS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE ANY BIDDERS. 3. ALL BIDDERS MUST HAVE A VERIFIED SALUTE 4. MINIMUM BID IS 200,000 FUBUCKS, AND THERE IS NO CEILING ON MAXIMUM BIDS. BLASTS, VIPS, HAPPY HOURS, TICKERS, FUBUCKS, ETC. ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE AND ENCOURAGED BIDS. GRAPHICS, SALUTES, PERSONAL PICS, ETC ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED. REAL GIFTS, SUCH AS VACATIONS, DINNER
Want To Join Club Far..leave Your Link Here
First of all, let me wish all of FUBAR a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. We the Club F.A.R. Family, the #1 Family on FUBAR, would like to send out an invitation to all of FUBAR to come join our loving family. The requirements are simple and as follows, 1. You must be a level 5. 2. You must have a SALUTE pic, We dont care how old as long as its a verified CHERRYTAP or a FUBAR one 3. You must FAN, ADD and RATE just the profile page a 10 or 11 if your a VIP. All members links are on the members list in the blogs of our New Official Club F.A.R. Homepage 4. Once you have added all the current members, you must return every few days to the bottom of the last list to check for new members to FAN, ADD & RATE. This is your responsibility, dont wait for people to come to you, go show them love and lead by example. 5. We are NOT A COMMENT BOMBING FAMILY, we have had too much drama when members go against each other or friends, so this is why we are not
6 Hours!
I just fucking did homework for 6 hours. I have been awake for 22 hours! I worked all damn day, came home, ate dinner and did fucking homework. But I'm DONE! I finally get to enjoy my Winter Break. Now lets hope I pass everything! *muahs*
~ Elton John - Bennie And The Jets ~
Hey kids, shake it loose together The spotlights hitting something Thats been known to change the weather Well kill the fatted calf tonight So stick around Youre gonna hear electric music Solid walls of sound Say, candy and ronnie, have you seen them yet But theyre so spaced out, bennie and the jets Oh but theyre weird and theyre wonderful Oh bennie shes really keen Shes got electric boots a mohair suit You know I read it in a magazine Bennie and the jets Hey kids, plug into the faithless Maybe theyre blinded But bennie makes them ageless We shall survive, let us take ourselves along Where we fight our parents out in the streets To find whos right and whos wrong
~ Elton John - Crocodile Rock ~
I remember when rock was young Me and suzie had so much fun Holding hands and skimming stones Had an old gold chevy and a place of my own But the biggest kick I ever got Was doing a thing called the crocodile rock While the other kids were rocking round the clock We were hopping and bopping to the crocodile rock Well crocodile rocking is something shocking When your feet just cant keep still I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will Oh lawdy mama those friday nights When suzie wore her dresses tight And the crocodile rocking was out of sight But the years went by and the rock just died Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy Long nights crying by the record machine Dreaming of my chevy and my old blue jeans But theyll never kill the thrills weve got Burning up to the crocodile rock Learning fast as the weeks went past We really thought the crocodile rock would last
Friends
Sometimes you think you know a person, and it turns out they are totally different once you get to "know" them. Your emotions are pulled in several fferent directions along with your heart. It doesn't matter if you "love" them, it's just the fact that you care. This is never enough it seems. Welcome to the wonderful roller coaster of life. Up and down, up and down... those are the motions, occasionally a curve or two, but for the most part just straight. What do you do?
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~ Elton John - Saturday Night's Alright ~
It's getting late have you seen my mates Ma tell me when the boys get here It's seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she don't care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this dance alight `Cause Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright alright alright Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right I may use a little muscle to get what I need I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!" A couple of the sound that I really like Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike I'm a juvenile product of the working class Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass
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~ Elton John - Something About The Way You Look Tonight ~
There was a time I was everything and nothing all in one When you found me I was feeling like a cloud across the sun I need to tell you How you light up every second of the day But in the moonlight You just shine like a beacon on the bay And I can't explain But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away It's that feeling I get about you, deep inside And I can't describe But it's something about the way you look tonight Takes my breath away The way you look tonight With a smile You pull the deepest secrets from my heart In all honesty I'm speechless and I don't know where to start
~ Elton John - Sad Songs ~
Live Kneebworth Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain And ironing out the rough spots Is the hardest part when memories remain And it's times like these when we all need to hear the radio `Cause from the lips of some old singer We can share the troubles we already know Turn them on, turn them on Turn on those sad songs When all hope is gone Why don't you tune in and turn them on They reach into your room Just feel their gentle touch When all hope is gone Sad songs say so much If someone else is suffering enough to write it down When every single word makes sense Then it's easier to have those songs around The kick inside is in the line that finally gets to you and it feels so good to hurt so bad And suffer just enough to sing the blues Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say Sad songs, they say so much
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~ Elton John - Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word ~
Elton John In BBC 1976 What have I got to do to make you love me What have I got to do to make you care What do I do when lightning strikes me And I wake to find that you're not there What do I do to make you want me What have I got to do to be heard What do I say when it's all over And sorry seems to be the hardest word It's sad, so sad It's a sad, sad situation And it's getting more and more absurd It's sad, so sad Why can't we talk it over Oh it seems to me That sorry seems to be the hardest word What do I do to make you love me What have I got to do to be heard What do I do when lightning strikes me What have I got to do What have I got to do When sorry seems to be the hardest word
George Carlin's Thoughts For 2008
Carlin's New Rules For 2008 New Rule #1: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them!? Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days -- mowing my lawn. New Rule #2 : Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain?? Trout? New Rule #3 : Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule #4 : There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket; water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your fla
~ Elton John - Rocket Man ~
She packed my bags last night pre-flight Zero hour nine a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the earth so much I miss my wife It's lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long long time Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them if you did And all this science I don't understand It's just my job five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man And I think it's gonna be a long long time...
~ Elton John - Daniel ~
elton john - daniel Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes They say Spain is pretty though I've never been Well Daniel says it's the best place that he's ever seen Oh and he should know, he's been there enough Lord I miss Daniel, oh I miss him so much Daniel my brother you are older than me Do you still feel the pain of the scars that won't heal Your eyes have died but you see more than I Daniel you're a star in the face of the sky Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain Oh and I can see Daniel waving goodbye God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes Oh God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes
Bombers Of Fubar
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~ Saudi Kind Pardons Rape Victim ~ Wtf?
200 Lashes for being raped? You have got to be shitting me? Another of the glorious ways of Islam , how can any religion punish a woman who was raped? And you know it was maybe the outrage it would have caused if they had done this. But you see he saves face by stating "though he is convinced and sure that the verdicts were fair" Saudi king pardons rape victim (CNN) -- Saudi King Abdullah has pardoned a rape victim who had been sentenced to 200 lashes and six months in prison in a case that sparked international attention, a Saudi newspaper reported. The case cast light on the treatment of women under Saudi Arabia's strict Islamic law. King Abdullah issued the royal pardon on Monday, Al-Jazirah newspaper quoted a Saudi Justice Ministry official as saying. A Saudi court ruled the 19-year-old had an "illegitimate relationship" with a man who was not her husband, and that the rape occurred after she and the man were discovered in a "compromising situation, her clothes
Leaves Of Grass
Leaves of Grass “From Montauk Point” By Walt Whitman I stand as on some mighty eagle’s beak, Eastward the sea absorbing, viewing, (nothing but sea and sky,) The tossing waves, the foam, the ships in the distance, The wild unrest, the snowy, curling caps -- that inbound urge and urge of waves, Seeking the shores forever. ··· Walt Whitman ···
"high's" & Low's
i found u when i was at my lowest point and since then youve taken me higher than if i smoked a joint u r my natural high so please never leave me or say goodbye u r what i want and what i need u are my 5'6 tall bag of sexual weed i just wanna put my lips on u take a deep breath as i inhale as u turn me on with ur female smell as im goin down on u and do it with class i say open up baby so i can puff puff but not pass cause when it comes to my woman and my weed i dont share some call it greed
Pork Cheese
Wandering around the market Saturday morning, doing the weekly food shop, and I was moved out of curiosity to purchase some "Pork Cheese" at the Butcher's stall. It was recommended to me that I put it on toast, and I have to say, once you get over the fact you're eating something that both looks and smells like dog food, it's actually good eatin'. For some recipes for "Pork Cheese", go here
Ergo Proxy Ep. 1
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This Is How Every Gal Should Be Treated !
This Is How Every Gal Should Be Treated ! To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give h
Magical {please Read & Comment }
He held me so close, whispering little things in my ears. Feeling my body and pressing his against mine. The feeling of anticipation running through my veins as my heart rate quickened as he moved in closer. Sliding himself on top of me, feeling the heat from both our bodies and moister from the excitement. Nothing felt wrong and everything felt right; for at least an hour, the world and time just stopped. Closer than ever before the passion was overwhelming. The ecstasy taking over, the feelings so intense and bodies in perfect unison. Finally the release of pressure. As we lay there for a few minutes just gripping each other, I knew that everything was going to be fine. Everything was perfect, feelings, thoughts, emotions, no one was alive but him and I. My heart wanting to explode from happiness and pain because I've lived so long without that. Hes Just perfect...
Creative Writing
If I was to leave would you miss me? If I were to die tonight Would you wish you could have done more with me? If I got hurt Would you come to my rescue? If I left How sad would you be? If I were to walk away never coming back would you wonder where I have gone off to? If I told you how much i'm hurting inside Would you hug me? If I told you I really wanted a kiss again on the lips Would it be meaningful to you? My questions I write in a form of a poem is simple.I write poems to show how creative I can be on paper and pencil and my art at times describe the emotions that I am going through. I go through life with questions that can not be answerd by any human but it can only be answerd by GOD almighty. I often ask myself before I go to sleep this very simple question "If I die tonight in my sleep, will the one person that is supposed to be my true love show her true colors and hug me at the time of my funeral?" These are the thoughts that I have come up with and I had t
Bf App
Full Name: Age: DOB: Height: Weight: Eye Color: Measurements: Natural Hair Color: Current Hair Color: Birthmark?: Are you a virgin?: If no, how many sexual partners have you had?: Have you ever had a sex change?: Are you bisexual?: Do you smoke?: Do you use any illegal substances?: If Yes, What?: Do you have a job?: If yes, what is it?: Do you work out?: Do you live on your own?: What kind of car do you drive?: Favorite sport and team?: Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend?: If yes, how many & For what reasons? Do you cook?: Do you have any siblings?: Whats your religion? How many piercings (not including ears) do you have?: How many tattoos do you have?: Do you like animals?: Do you like kids? Do you want to have kids someday?: Do you have kids?: If yes, how many?: Where do you see your
Merry Christmas
Want to wish every one on fubar a very Merry Christmas an a Happy New Year. Every one be safe.
15 Weirdest Work Stories Of 2007
15 Weirdest Work Stories of 2007 By Rachel Zupek, CareerBuilder.com writer Natural disasters, revolutionary technology, pro-athlete scandals and national calamities marked 2007 as an unforgettable year. Yet, amid these major happenings arose stories that were overlooked, unseen or ignored altogether: tales of our nation’s work force. Understandably, these pieces weren’t as newsworthy as Michael Vick’s dog fighting charges or Paris Hilton going to jail. But these stories held an angle unlike any other: They were just plain weird. Here are 15 headlines that exemplify the strange happenings that took place in the workplace in 2007. 1. “Employee eats 32 vending machine items for charity” A juvenile probation officer ate one of every item in a county courthouse vending machine in one day. She consumed more than 7,000 calories and more than 300 grams of fat, eating such items as beef sticks, candy bars, Pop Tarts and potato chips – all to win a bet with co-workers and
To All My Peeps
i might or might not me on for a bit im out on the road adn im workin on getttin home so every 1 be good or atleast be good at it or dont even try cause youll jest hurt your self triin hugs to all and kisses to teh few the i give them 2 so yall take care and ill see ya l8tr
I Wanna Scream
I WANNA SCREAM I WANNA SHOUT I WANNA HAVE FAITH AND NEVER DOUBT I WANNA BEND I WANNA BREAK I WANNA SLEEP AND NEVER WAKE TO BREAK DOWN THE WALLS TO ESCAPE TO JUST BE ALONE AND HIDE MY FACE I JUST WANNA STOP LOVIN YOU BECAUSE THIS WAS MY MISTAKE
By Now
I guess dreams really do come true..Every once in awhile..Things will work out 4 you..but those are few & far between..You can get broken, waiting on these.. "By now, you think I'd figure it out...What this Crazy life is all about...By Now,you think I would know...How 2 let my feelings show"......Threw my pennies into the wishing well....Yearning 4 the secrets that noone would tell..I'm Looking 4 answers maybe I'll never find..But I'll keep on searching till I run out of time.."By Now, you'd think I'd LEARN which Bridges 2 cross & which ones 2 BURN...By Now, you think I'd gotten away, Escaped somewhere, someplace safe"....Where ever this LIFE takes me..I'll keep on surviving & Existing..Hope I get wiser closer 2 the END..I'm Sick & I'm Tired...I can't be WRONG again.."By Now, you think I'd Know... how 2 let My True feelings show...By Now, you think I'd Learn...Which bridges 2 cross & which ones 2 BURN....................gary
Will U Be There
I'LL BE THERE WHEN NO ONE IS THERE FOR YOU AND YOU THINK NO ONE CARES. WHEN THE WHOLE WORLD WALKS OUT ON YOU AND YOU THINK YOU ARE ALONE. I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE ONE YOU CARE ABOUT THE MOST. COULD CARELESS ABOUT YOU. WHEN THE ONE YOU GAVE YOUR HEART TO THROWS IT IN YOUR FACE. I'LL BE THERE WHEN THE PERSON YOU TRUSTED BETRAYS YOU WHEN THE PERSON YOU SHARED ALL YOUR MEMORIES WITH CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER YOUR B-DAY I'LL BE THERE WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A FRIEND TO LISTEN TO YOU WHINE. WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS SOMEONE TO CATCH YOUR TEARS I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOUR HEART HURTS SO BAD YOU CAN'T EVEN BREATHE WHEN YOU JUST WAN'T TO CURL UP AND DIE I'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU START TO CRY AFTER HEARING THAT SAD SONG WHEN THE TEARS JUST WON'T STOP FALLING DOWN I'LL BE THERE SO YOU SEE I'LL BE THERE UNTIL THE END THIS IS A PROMISE I CAN MAKE IF YOU EVER NEED ME JUST GIVE ME A CALL OR COME ON OVER CAUSE I'L
Notes From Cousin Steve's Book Report - Fascinating
Greenspan, Alan, The Age of Turbulence: Adventures in a New World, Penguin, NY, 2007. 17 People have an inbred need to interact with other people. It is essential if we are to receive their approval, which we all seek. The true hermit is a rare aberration. What contributes to self-esteem depends on the broad range of learned or consciously chosen values that people believe, correctly or mistakenly, enhance their lives. We cannot function without some set of values to guide the multitude of choices we make every day. The need for values is inbred. Their content is not. That need is driven by an innate moral sense in all of us, the basis upon which a majority have sought the guidance of the numerous religions that humans have embraced over the millennia. Part of that innate moral code is a sense of what is just and proper. We all have different views of what is just, but none can avoid the built-in necessity of making such judgments. This built-in necessity is the basis
Everyone Should Love
LOVE ITS A STRANGE WORD FOR IT MEANS SO MANY THINGS LOVE TO A FRIEND LOVE TO A MAN/WOMAN LOVE TO A LOVED ONE LOVE TO ME OR YOU BUT TO ME LOVE IS WHAT IT SAYS IT IS LOYALTY OBEY VALUE ETERNITY AND THIS IS LOVE IF YOU DON'T GOT IT THEN THEY AIN'T WORTH IT
Seeping.....
Here it comes. The primordial darkness creeping in once again. I wondered how long it would take this time. And i cant help but sit here and think about just how ignorant everyone is. Do they not see? I'm so (sic) in the head, and the pressures growing. So many faces, so many flies. Do you even know who I am? Do you know what's in my head? God, I'm tearing myself apart. I whisper to shadows secrets of tomorrow. I cry on the shoulders of statues. loneliness is just a word. This is...a vaccuum, a void. And its wierd. Cause it's right when I'm sure I'm starting to touch life, that I realize that life just isnt within my reach. There's like this bug inside of my head, hiding...... waiting..... searching.... hah, once again things you could not understand. Let's reground ourselves shall we? Maybe i'm going too far too fast.
So True
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught crap from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went throug
Dj Brae
IF YOU HAVEN'T MET THIS BEAUTIFUL ... TALENTED AND EVER SO SEXY DJ... YOU ARE IN FOR A REAL TREAT... COME ON OVER TO... AND LISTEN FOR YOURSELF TO THIS SEXY SIREN.. WITH THE EVER SO SENSUAL VOICE... SHE'S THE ONE.... SHE'S THE ONLY... ONE OF THE HOTTEST DJ'S ON THE AIR WAVES COME ON OVER AND JOIN HER LISTEN TO SOME COOL ASS TUNES!! CHAT WITH HER... AND... GET TO KNOW SOME OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET ON FUBAR THIS PLACE IS TOO COOL TO MISS OUT!! SO WHATCHA WAITIN ON?!?!?!? SHE ROCKS!!!! AND SHE'LL PLAY THE TUNES YOU WANNA HEAR!! OH..... AND.. SHE'S SO SEXY.... SHE'LL LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ HERE IS A LIST OF THE AFTERSHOCK RADIO DJ'S ~*~DJ BROWN EYED DAVE (OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ MERCEDEEZE LAINE (CO-OWNER)~*~ ~*~DJ BRAE (CO-MANAGER & PROMOTIONS)~*~ ~*~DJ SHADOW~*~(CO-MANAGER) ~*~DJ KULVIR~*~(Lea
So How Many Are Like This
IF A MAN WANTS YOU!! If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn`t want you, nothing can make him stay. ( READ IT AGAIN LET THERE BE NO CONFUSION) Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change your self for a relationship that`s not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve, then NO, you can`t "be friends." A friend wouldn`t mistreat a friend. Don`t settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he IS. Don`t stay because you think "it will get better." (LOL) You`ll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is YOU. Avoid men who`ve got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn`t marry them when he got them pregnant, why would he
Happy Holidays And Stuff...
I just wanted to make a quick post to let everyone know that I am indeed alive and well, if a bit sad and stressed this holiday season. It's been hard dealing with the loss of my mommy but we are getting through it one day at a time. We've managed to get moved into her house, though it's a huge mess right now. She already had three households worth of belongings crammed into it so it's not been easy trying to fit ours in here, too. I've been giving things away like crazy! I'm doing my best to find the holiday spirit in me. Christmas was mommy's favorite holiday and I know she'd want us to get as much joy out of it as we can, especially for the kids. I hope your holidays are bright and beautiful and joyous! May you all be blessed.
You Don't Care Who I Am
now im really gonna spill my guts now cuz no one understands me of who i am why i act the way i do... its gonna be hard but im gonna try to explain things out the best i can. okay lets start back in grade school... you know that person you always made fun of ... had something to make fun of them about. yes i was the chubby girl. the other girls would laugh-point-and whisper means things about. ...... continues into high school -have only few friends that you really talk to anymore ... still made fun of .. and teased enough that you cry if u went to a dance... cuz no one thought u were good enough to dance with. start hanging out with a different crowd... their alot of fun. they get to do things your not used to. Finally have someone u can have real fun with. But this is where all your teenage troubles start. Looking back on all the drama and mean things the girls would say at school. He said/ She said... now everyone is mad at you. you didnt' do the right thing. y
Soul Excavation.
Oh man what a weekend I had Fubee's. Friday night was ok.Stayed in because the weather has been absolute shit here.Met some cool new people and made some new friends. Saturday I spent at my dad's putting up the Christmas decorations.I have come to the realization that he wants his house seen from outer space.He has now 7 of the blowup type decorations on his roof,tons of garlands and bulbs, and at least 1400 strings of lights of various colors and sizes.It took us almosy 18 hours to put it all up. Sunday morning I got called to go DJ at a club here and even though it's not the biggest club in town,it definitely was the rowdiest.I'd like to take credit for that but I just was behind the booth all night trying to figure out why the fucking lights werent doing what I was programming them to do.I saw at least 5 people get arrested for fights and various other problems. Now Im back on Fubar and dumping my 11's on people I deem worthy,mumming and working on more of my art. All
What's Inside
What's inside... Category: Writing and Poetry ©®-- Alone in the dark, It's the same in hours of light, By myself when He's with me, No peace in my dreams at night. i don't even exist, Unless it's time for a fight, my heart's cold and empty, i know it's not right. He wants me to cook and clean, Demands that i pleasure Him with delight, Calls Himself a man, After He hurts me for spite. His cruel behavior wounds deeply, my chest aches and squeezes my soul painfully tight, i wish it untrue, "His bark is worse than His bite." Naive with unconditional forgiveness, Lying to myself every night, i need Daddy's protection, Spirits refuse to comfort or grant me true sight!
Change This Life
Tuesday, January 16, 2007 Change this life ©®-- I could have been smarter, I could have been prettier, I could be thinner. I should have cleaned more, I should have gotten some sleep, I should have been silent. I would have deserved your love, I would have captured your heart, I would have done anything. I DO NOT EXIST, I AM MARKED UNWORTHY, I AM A BURDEN. Make me your puppet, Make me your partner, Make me wake up!!!
Soul Sweet
Monday, February 05, 2007 Soul Sweet Current mood: crushed Category: Writing and Poetry ©®-- Soul Sweet: Rapping against will Slipped from grasp Nothing Sacred All believed Not visible Locked within Pure Open See Hope Emotions unspoken Owned eternally Spirit released Peace realized Soul Sweet
An La Dining Guide: Proper Etiquette
We ate around noon at a diner With wrinkled waitresses covered in a cigarette perfume While drinking from finger-print riddled glasses And eating from cold sore forks. She hiked her skirt for a larger tip Exposing varicose veins and ingrown hairs. Added flavor to my already seasoned food. I know the cook’s behind the counter Rubbing cheese on our toast. That grin isn’t homemade. We sat in horror as the specimens Gradually walked through the glass doors. Oozing seams tearing at a glance under false stars Tonight at 2 a.m. the false start at Denny’s or is it Lenny’s? They do in fact…yes…cheat. Dolores, the name as ironic as it seems Yes, our waitress came back with an open shirt With mounds that did in fact protrude in a manner That implied “Get your buttermilk here.” I could see the look in my friend’s eyes As he cupped his hands. “May I sample the goods ma’am?” he stated. “I get off at three. Bring a bottle of vegetable oil And Pall Malls.” she stated.
I'd Rather Die Than Fall In Love Again
Tuesday, December 11, 2007 I’d Rather Die than Fall in Love Again! Current mood: forgotten Category: Writing and Poetry © I offer my heart. Your rip it from my chest. Just like the rest. The ache is constant. The pit is hollow. My tears are all that can fill the void! Sorrow and dread... My days to come. I'm completely undone. Tired of trying. Wish for my time of dying. Till then I sit here alone and wait and cry and my soul has died. Body slowly trails the path left behind! (It makes sense to me)
Curses...
Okay, ya ever wanna say something so fkd up, that ppl just don't know what to say? Well, try these out. 1. For that bitch who just won't stop running her fkn mouth, and always acts like she better than the rest, put her in her place with this lil piece of gutter sludge - "You cum guzzling, puss pissing, cesspool of filth...". It might not make her run away crying, but it would definitely cut her down quite a few notches. 2. For the guy who just won't give you a break, always fkn with ya, here's a lil somethin for the men in the house - "You cum encrusted, lice infested, sewage slinging,crab hatchery, you..." Guarantied to stop him in his tracks, and just think about the nastiness of that. Just one for each gender. If you like these, and wanna see more, or think they totally suck, just comment and let me know. Oh yea, feel free to rate.
What If...........?
This won’t be just a story, but what if???? What if Maria had not become pregnant in a miraculous way? What would have happened in the religious world? I often wonder, what if the stories are written slightly different? And why? I will tell you a story that might as well have happened, but what if……. Suppose Maria was working in another village than where she lived, each day a long walk to earn a living with or without food that she’d bought. Day in day out traveling alone without complaining she just did it. Maria was alone and she knew there was someone who had more than a general interest in her, but they hadn’t been together yet. One night was on her way home, her groceries and other stuff she bought on her arm, it had become fairly dark already, when she was harassed by a group of drunk men who decided not to let her thru. They grabbed her and raped her time and time again…. Full of pain, sorrow but most of all shame and fear Maria went home and on her way ran into Josef who
Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick
today i went to work only lasted 20 minutes. i have the stomach flu. i got it from my daughter. now i so sick. i kinda moved into the bathroom. i hope this gets over with soon i cant miss any more work. i was on 17 today wish is the only register that sells smokes. and when your burning up with fever sweating alot and trying not to pass out. was not fun. i am worried about how the bills will be paid. that it is making me even more sicker. well i better get some rest. blog later
Ya Ever Get The Feeling..
YOu ever get the feeling you are being ignored? Not just by one person but everyone? No one responds to anything you say or do? For days on end? Its rather annoying to say the least, cuz I'm almost positive I ain't done shit to anyone.
Getting Married
HAY EVERYONE WHATS GOOD IM GETTING MARRIED AT 9:30 PM EST TIME SO UR INVITED http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51052#
Forsaken Fortress
Forsaken Fortress - Bridge by *Prasa on deviantART
I Love
I love to see you smile And I love knowing that I caused that smile I love to see you happy And I love knowing that I caused that happiness I love to look into your beautiful eyes And I love the way I fall into them I love it when you hold my hand And I love having the courage to grab and hold yours I love to tease and torment you And I love it when you tease and torment me I love it when you touch me And I love to touch you I love rediscovering how beautiful you are each time I see you And I love realizing how attractive you make me feel I love wanting so badly to kiss you And I love the way you want to take things slow I love the fact that you still want to be my friend And I love that I want to be yours I love so many things about you But the most important thing is: I Love you!
Love On The Internet
Though I wasn't looking for anyone new, One day I got e- mail and in it was you. Charming, sensitive and so debonair, I strongly resisted it go anywhere. But letters and stories captured my heart, Filled me with passion almost from the start. Love on the Internet, how could it be? These things just don't happen to people like me. But doves and butterflies flew into our lives, Carrying messages we could not deny. Each person has meaning and love to express, And we could deny our hearts nothing less. It's a beautiful love that has grown between us, Something beyond any words we discuss. Much deeper than LOL, cyber kisses and such, Far down to our souls, beyond human touch. My love's not confined by what it can see, I feel you, I taste you, I experience your dream. Close my eyes, and I envision what in my heart I can hear, "Love knows no boundaries, no distance, no fear." It's the soul that captures God's love in a way That eternally melts hearts together to
Until We Meet
Until we meet My nights will be a little colder My days a little shorter My heart will beat a little less rapid Until we meet I know that my arms will be empty My mind hurting from the constant thought of you Minutes will seem to be hours Hours will seem to be months While months will seem like eternity Until we meet The stars in the sky will not affect me with its gleaming sparkles of life Until I am gazing at them in your arms And the food that I eat will not be as fulfilling and nourishing Until it is you that I share the my food with And Until we meet I will not feel whole My world will seem incomplete Until that wonderful day When our eyes make first contact And our bodies and souls collide in blissful whirlwind The words will roll off my tongue like a sweet love song "Hello, my love, I couldn't wait to meet you."
How Women Lies On Fubar !
i find that women on fubar just flat out lies saying o i love you and blu blu blu and trys to make guys out a joke what comes around goes around so if you are one of them women news flash your time is coming bitch !!!!!!!
If Santa Answered His Letters Honestly... Lol
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna giv
Unhappiness
Some nights I stay up late and cry, Other times I feel as if I could die! In my life I feel not loved, I always get kicked around or shoved. But why should I be happy? How can I be if I'm treated so crappy? Every day seems like a battle. I get thrown around like a baby's rattle. Sometimes everything can be so scary. Why can't I just be happy and merry? For all my faults, I am to blame. I am the one to take all the shame.
Goodbye Harry
God took you away. It doesn't seem fair, but in the back of my mind, you will always be there. You weren't a close friend, but our paths did cross, and your absence in this world, is to me a great loss. You were too young to die, and too innocent to feel that pain. Only heaven benefits, because you it has now gained. I may think of you a little less with each passing day, but your strength is something I won't forget, you have changed me in a way. I wish for you eternal peace; that's what you deserve my friend. I hope I lead my life well enough to meet up with you in the end.
Nothing Girl
Maybe I wear baggies and white socks with flip-flops, maybe I don't like listening to rave and I'm not on the social mountaintops, maybe I don't care about the things that make your worlds twirl, maybe you look at me and think: Gee, what a nothing girl. Maybe I like giving smiles which seems to be a sin today, and maybe I allow my imagination to sometimes run away, maybe you don't understand this and that's why you cannot see, if this make me a nothing girl, hey, that's ok with me! The world makes you believe your personality mustn't be detected, your face must be picture perfect and wear cloths just the best, to be accepted. Maybe I look at you and feel sorry that you're blind, robots you have became, yourself you'll never find. God made you, as well as me, this means I am something, the world is a liar and if I must be a nothing for you to see it, then so be it!
Another One
pothead@ fubar
My Wall
I have a wall you cannot see Because it's deep inside of me It blocks my heart on every side And lets my emotions hide You can’t reach in You can’t reach out And you wonder what its all about This wall I have that you can’t see Results from what was done to me Each time my heart was hurt The scars within grew worse and worse So brick by brick I built this wall I made it so thick it will not fall I know this process will be slow For its never easy to let things go For just by brick by brick I laid With every hurt and every pain It's really hard to let you In Thinking I might get hurt again So brick by brick this wall will break As love replaces every ache This wall has fallen and I am free But some of the debris is still Deep inside of me
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Damn
damn i thought i was cute and shit guess not these guys are all worried bout girls that have there shirt up and shit like that but whatever its kol
Chiao
ok all !! have fun on this site .. not my style
What Do You See?
What do you see when you look at me? Do you see my smiles? Do you see the laughter? Do you see all the happiness? Or do you see past the front to what really lies beneath? Do you see the walls I put up to keep them out? Do you see all the tears that stained my face? Do you see the fears that I try to hide? Do you see the scars inside of me? Those scars that wont let me free Those scars that run deep inside Those scars that mar my very soul Those scars I try so hard to hide So do you see the truth in me or just the truth I want you to see?
What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Your Birthdate: September 21 You're a restless rebel with an unpredictable nature. Bright but unbridled, you tend to seek out wild experiences over new ideas. People are frustrated by your great potential, but you love your unconventional life. You're a heartbreaker. People get attached to you, and then you're gone. Your strength: Your thirst for adventure Your weakness: Not taking time for slow pleasures Your power color: Hot pink Your power symbol: Figure eight Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean?
Need Some More Bombers Please
now that the site is working properly now we can get this done tonight now maybe that reset our count on comments lol come and help please you know you want to
This Is Scarey!!
This is actually really freaky!! (mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters. (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11 Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up yo ur own mind: 1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. 2 + 5 + 4 = 11. 2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year.
Master Trali, Beginning Again In The Lifestyle.
After all was said and done between Master Mirror and I... I did not know if I could handle being in the lifestyle still. I had spent time with and spoken to many Masters at the time about the lifestyle and where I stood in it. Granted he did help soften my heart again to the lifestyle and holding a Master. My slave-ship under him did not last long... I still had issues within myself I needed to work on. However I will say that I did learn things from him still. I was completely closed off and closed off to the idea of letting someone in again. With him I learned that being in the lifestyle is not something I can just walk away from especially with the passion I've held for it and how much it is a part of me as my own breath. For that I am grateful to him. Once again my eyes were opened to the truths of the lifestyle... though I was not so ready to continue with it... And still the story continues.
My Results: Are You Happy Being Single?
You Are Not Happy Being Single You're just one of those people who does better in a relationship. It's as simple as that. And most people who are honest with themselves feel the exact same way. Try to make the best of your single times. There's no rush to fall in love - even if being single sucks. Are You Happy Being Single?
My Results: What's Your Personality Type?
You Are An ISFJ The Nurturer You have a strong need to belong, and you very loyal. A good listener, you excel at helping others in practical ways. In your spare time, you enjoy engaging your senses through art, cooking, and music. You find it easy to be devoted to one person, who you do special things for. In love, you express your emotions through actions. Taking care of someone is how you love them. And you do it well! At work, you do well in a structured environment. You complete tasks well and on time. You would make a good interior designer, chef, or child psychologist. How you see yourself: Competent, dependable, and detail oriented When other people don't get you, they see you as: Boring, dominant, and stuck in a rut
My Feelings
I recently deleted a friend from my life because someone very special to me didnt like them. I feel so bad but yet relieved at the same time. The reason I feel relieved is because I believe that this person was playing me for a sap and betraying my confidences that I placed with them. I can't prove that they did but I suspect it heavily. I just hope that this doesn't come back to bite me in the ass later.
Answers From Santa Ot The Kids
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a fucking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell! Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna giv
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Singer Dan Fogelberg, 56, Dies Of Cancer
Dec 16, 10:45 PM (ET) By NEKESA MUMBI MOODY NEW YORK (AP) - Dan Fogelberg, the singer and songwriter whose hits "Leader of the Band" and "Same Old Lang Syne" helped define the soft-rock era, died Sunday at his home in Maine after battling prostate cancer. He was 56. His death was announced in a statement released by his family through the firm Scoop Marketing, and it was also posted on the singer's Web site. "Dan left us this morning at 6:00 a.m. He fought a brave battle with cancer and died peacefully at home in Maine with his wife Jean at his side," it read. "His strength, dignity and grace in the face of the daunting challenges of this disease were an inspiration to all who knew him." Fogelberg discovered he had advanced prostate cancer in 2004. In a statement then, he thanked fans for their support. "It is truly overwhelming and humbling to realize how many lives my music has touched so deeply all these years," he said. Fogelberg's music was in the vein of fell
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Me And My Sister Are Very Lucky To Be Here (written By Jennette)
Last night was the annual work Christmas party. Considering I wasn't exactly sure if I really wanted to go, the night turned out suprisingly well, until the drive home. My sister, her friend Dennis, and I left about 11:45pm heading back to Ozark to drop Dennis off at home for the night. We get to his house around 12:30am or so, and talk with him and his brother until maybe 1:45am. At this point, we decide we need to start making our way home. We are driving down 105 from Ozark, going towards Skipperville. We get to Noah's Ark Daycare, where we see a red car across our lane sideways, partially in our lane and partially off the side of the road. I'm not exactly sure what he had done previously to get himself in that position, but when we were coming upon him, he was still moving and sliding between the pavement and grass. At this point, is where our vehicles impacted. My side of my sister's truck had the biggest point of impact, and it happened so fast, I honestly don't recall what side
Fairy Precious Butterfly Wand
A lovely complement to any of the fairy costumes in the collection. Price: 4.99
Seasons Greetings To All!
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some tw
Love Is
What is love, Love can't see you and you can't see it Love is a sneaky thing I guess sort of slick Love can hurt and Love can heal Love can be born and Love can kill Love has won and Love has lost Love can catch and Love can toss Love can stand and Love can fall Love is small and Love is tall Love is right and Love is wrong Love is weak and Love is strong Love is up and Love is down Love can smile and Love can frown Love is good and Love can be bad Love is quite and Love can brag Love is a little and Love is a lot Love contiues and Love stops Love can hope and Love can dream Love can talk and Love can sing Love can be a word or Love can be a ring Love can be nothing or Love can be everything So where is this thing we call Love I dont know the only real love we have comes from above...
Poem: Cold.....
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL. PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION. THANK YOU. Written as a companion piece to 'The Victim' Cold snow falling Cold in the heart Siren's are wailing Lives fall apart Cold rage does grow Cold air, frozen tears Uniforms show Yellow tape causes fears Cold logic, write report Cold emotions, don't feel Media outside consort Shock sets in, all real Cold sweats, fear of night Cold courtroom, facts arise Justice to make right? Memories in minds eyes
You
Your hand on my waist Music pulsating Hips moving Friends dancing Teens yelling Teachers watching But all I hear All I see All I feel All I smell Is you You You You Swaying to the music Your arms around me Holding me tight Disapproving glances From jealous friends “Leave room for Jesus” But all I hear All I see All I feel All I smell Is you You You You Music fading Your hand on my waist Cool night air “Move into the light” Our ride is here Waving friends But all I hear All I see All I feel All I smell Is you You You You Arms around me (all I hear) Hand on my waist (all I see) Music pulsing (all I feel) Cool night air (all I smell) You, you, you, you
If You Love Me Come See
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More Than Words
More than words ~Tony Martinez You say I'm cute You say I'm a great guy You say I'm sexy You say you love me.... Oh how lovely are the words Oh how easy are the words Is that all you can give Will it ever be More than words Is it that hard Show me I'm cute Show me I'm a great guy Show me I'm sexy Show me you love me Or can it not be More than words
Deviant For The Week Of Dec 19th: *sioux-she
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Red Wine Braised Chicken With Orecchiette Pasta
6 Large Chicken Thighs, (3 Pounds ) -- boned, skin removed Salt And Freshly Ground Black Pepper -- to taste 2 Tablespoons Olive Or Canola Oil 1/2 Pound Fresh Shiitake Mushrooms (Stemmed) -- thickly sliced 1 Cup Yellow Onion -- sliced 3 Tablespoons Slivered Garlic 1/2 Cup Carrots -- diced 1/2 Cup Celery -- thinly sliced 2 c Hearty Red Wine 2 c Ripe Tomatoes -- diced, seeded 1 tsp Fresh Thyme And Sage -- chopped 4 c Chicken Stock Balsamic Vinegar (Optional) 1/3 c Parsley (Preferably Flat Leaf) -- finely chopped 1/2 lb Orecchiette 1/2 lb Other Shaped Dry Pasta 1/4 c Fresh Basil -- chopped 1/4 c Sun-Dried Tomatoes In Oil -- drained,finely chopp
Always And Forever
Always and forever I am yours But for a brief moment were you mine My heart cares not for your imperfections My eye sees past any physical flaws My ear hears only what it needs My skin feels only your touch You are imprinted in me A lasting memory You are the one I will always love Always and forever I am yours
Single Rose
Without you I’m like a fish out of water Just fighting to survive A puppet without strings limp A flashlight without batteries Lost in the dark I need you Like the moon the sun To shine Like a child it’s mother For love Like a car it’s engine To run Without you I’m like a car without wheels Stationary A tree without it’s leaves Bare A town without it’s people Desolate I love you Like the rain, gentle kisses On our skin Like the sky, deep and vast An endless emotion Like the twittering of birds A delicate sweet harmony Gracing our ears You are What I’ve always wanted Perfect Earth and sea Dark and light The single dew covered rose Growing in the cracked concrete Stretching for the warmth of the sun
Red Eye Chicken
1 pk Purdue Fit & Easy -Boneless Chicken Breasts 2 tb Vegetable oil, divided 1/2 ts White pepper, divided 1/2 ts Black pepper, divided 1/2 ts Paprika, divided Salt to taste 1/8 ts To 1/4 ts Cayenne (ground -red) pepper, divided 1 cn (13 3/4 ounces) -reduced-sodium -chicken broth 3 tb Unsalted tomato sauce 2 tb Unbleached flour Trim off and discard visible fat from chicken. In a large non-stick skillet, over medium-high heat, heat 1 tablespoon oil. Add chicken. Sprinkle with 1/4 teaspoon white pepper, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, 1/4 teaspoon paprika and 1/8 teaspoon Cayenne. Season with salt to taste. brown for 2 to 3 minutes. Turn chicken and sprinkle with remaining seasonings. Continue pan frying until chicken is cooked through. Remove from skillet and keep warm. To skillet, add remaining oil and flour. Continue to cook and s
Poached Chicken Breasts
1 x Chicken breasts 1 x Butter 1 x Lemon juice 1 x Salt Use as many chicken breasts as you need for dinner. Remove skin & bone, cut into 2 parts and place in baking dish. Sprinkle with lemon juice and dot with butter. Salt to taste. Cover closely and bake about 15 minutes. Do not overcook; pierce with fork to be sure thickest part is done. Use pan juices as a sauce
Pilaf Stuffed Chicken
1 c Rice 1/4 c Butter or margarine 1/2 c Onion -- chopped 3 tb Pine nuts 2 c Water 2 tb Currants 2 tb Salt Pepper 1 3 lb. 3 tb Yogurt 4 tb Butter -- melted Chicken Fry onions in 1/4 cup butter in saucepan until transparent. Add pine nuts and rice; saute until light brown. Add currants, 1 tablespoon salt and water, a dash of pepper. Bring to a boil, then cover and simmer for 25 - 30 minutes, or until all the water is Cool before using as stuffing. Stuff chicken with one cup of pilaf. Combine yogurt and salt; brush half over Chicken. Bake at 400 F for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 F; bake 1 hour more, basting with yogurt.
A New Spin On An Old Classic.
Help Me Help Him
Deer Meat
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess . The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue. Well, he said, 'it's what mommy calls me sometimes.' The little girl screams to her brother, 'Don't eat it, it's an asshole.'
Thought For The Day
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.
I'm Sorry
I know some of my photos show my neck and i'm sorry if it makes you ill but plz keep the rude comments to yourself. Anyone that knows me knows i just had the surgery done.
Does Nebody??????
does nebody kno of ne other good websites that r free?????
Bird-boobs
I posted a mumm the other night, quoted here for easy reference: Kitty Porn I'm lying here in bed, watching YouPorn with my kitty, and my fingers tiptoe under the covers; the kitty yawns, stretches. And then I wonder: Am I harming the kitty by exposing her to pornography? She's only 5, so I fear that showing her graphic sexual images could scar her for life. Will she grow up with a warped sense of self? Will she learn to objectify women? Or rather, will viewing porn at a young age help her explore her own (somewhat thwarted, post-surgery) sexuality? -- Someone who calls herself "Sultry" took offense and wrote to tell me. "So good of you to make a joke about something that turns most people stomachs. Sorry lady you may think that writing about your cat watching porn at her 'tender' age, and trying to use a play on words for your title is funny. However as a parent I find the thought of you making or trying to make a joke about this kind of thing fucking sick.
Huh
well to let all ppl who might read this not only am i an actuall drunk but i think on serious topic also i think on mental topics
My Body Needs Sumthin
WHEN YOUR BODY NEEDS SOMETHING YOU CANT DENY IT YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FANTASIZE BUT THAT ONLY LASTS A MINUTE WHY CANT I HAVE THE REAL THING I'VE NEVER PLAYED BY THE RULES ANYWAY SO IF I CANT GET IT FROM YOU SHOULD I GO OUT AND FIND SOMEONE TO GIVE MY BODY WHAT IT NEEDS CLOSE YOUR EYES MAKE LOVE TO ME WITH YOUR MIND DONT ASK QUESTIONS JUST HAVE CONFIDENCE WITH EVERY STROKE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT MY BODY NEEDS I CANT KEEP BATTLING WITH YOU OVER IT WHEN MY BODY NEEDS SOMETHING I CANT DENY IT I COULD CLOSE MY EYES AND FANTASIZE BUT THAT ONLY LASTS A MINUTE
Happy As Hell
Last night my then boyfriend Jesse propsed... I am sooooooooo HAPPY!!!! I am officially ENGAGED!!!! I hope everyone is having a wonderful day and if I dont speak to you soon HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
Come Keep The Ladies Warm At Ihs
ok simple just get your asses in here so we can party. Iron Horse Saloon! Click the pic below! (repost of original by '"DJ.MG"~ head promoter 4 IHS~MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL' on '2007-12-16 18:12:49')
The Lotus Touts
Mental Feng Shui This is is without a doubt one of the nicest good luck forwards I have received. Hope it works for you -- and me! Lotus Touts: Yo u have 6 minutes There's some mighty fine advice in these words, even if you're not superstitious. This Lotus Touts has been sent to you for good luck from the Anthony Robbins organization. It has been sent around the world ten times so far. Do not keep this message. The Lotus Touts must leave your hands in 6 MINUTES. Otherwise you will get a very unpleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious, agnostic, or otherwise faith impaired. ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully . TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you sa
Foamy Xmess
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I Stand Tall
I Stand Tall By Eric Ethan I stand tall on the mountain with thunder and light over head In my heart I want to shout out Scared so deep inside to reach out and tell you what I feel. I take tiny steps everyday and want to share I took some giant leaps and already share and feel better I took them Each day I take those tiny steps and have that hand touch that heart and hear that voice and said its alright E it alright you can share things with me I’m your special friend. The weeks go on I want to share more and tell more about me cause I feel comfortable around you The End
Love Story
I Dare You!!
Name: Number: Best time to call: What time the kid(S) goes to bed: I dare you to copy and paste this and see how many numbers you get.
Pineapple Chicken
--- ------------ -------------------------------- 1/2 c barbecue sauce 1/2 c orange juice 1/4 c packed brown sugar 2 tbsp vegetable oil 2 tbsp all-purpose flour 1/4 tsp salt 4 c cubed cooked chicken 2 5.5 oz cans pineapple chunks -- drained 1 8 oz can sliced water chestnuts -- drained 1 1/2 tsp ground ginger hot cooked rice In a large saucepan, combine the first six ingredients until smooth. Bring to a boil; reduce heat and simmer for 2 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the chicken, pineapple, water chestnuts and ginger; cover and simmer for 10 minutes. Serve over rice.
Pepper Chicken
1 pk Chicken breasts or thighs, - boneless (approx 1lb.) 1 tb Butter or margarine 1 cn Cream of mushroom soup 1/4 c Milk 1 c Sliced mushrooms (opt.) 1 tb Teryaki sauce 1 Salt, pepper & chili - powder Melt the butter in an 8″ skillet or fry pan, add chicken, salt, pepper and some chili powder. When chicken is browned on both sides remove it to a plate. Put the cream of mushroom soup in the skillet, add teriyaki sauce and milk mixing until soup is smooth. Add more salt, pepper and chili powder to taste. Add mushrooms if desired, fresh or canned. Put cooked chicken pieces back into skillet until thoroughly warmed and covered in sauce. You may need little more milk if you have a lot of chicken. There is normally enough sauce to cover the chicken and some f
Peanut Chicken Kabobs
1/3 c Crunchy peanut butter 1/3 c Boiling water 1 sm Onion, cut into 1 inch -pieces 1 tb Fresh gingerroot or 1 tsp. -ground ginger 1 tb Lemon juice 1/4 ts Crushed red pepper 1 lb Boneless skinless chicken -breast halves 1. Cut chicken into 1-1/2 inch pieces. 2. Mix the water, peanut butter, ginger, lemon juice, and red pepper together well. Set oven to broil. 3. Thread chicken cubes on four metal skewers, alternating with onion slices. Brush the chicken and onions with half of the peanut butter mixture. 4. Broil chicken about 4 inches from the heat until brown. Turn and brush with remaining peanut butter mixture. Broil 5 minutes longer or until golden brown. 5. Serve with more peanut butter mixture and chopped peanuts, over rice. NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION..per kabob: 215 Calories, 21g Protein, 5g Carbohydrates, 12g Fat 45 mg Cholesterol, 140 mg. Sodium
Angels
Friday i received so life shattering news. My Mom has lung cancer, She has been sick for a few weeks and finally she went to the Dr.and after many tests it was on paper that it was cancer. I am living with her now and i will be caring for her while she goes through treatment. With it being Christmas time its very hard to think of christmas. All i want for christmas is my mom to recover. Today i was walking around downtown and i looked up and there was a sign saying cancer survivor park. A fountain and placks about the chances of surviving cancer ect. I have lived her on and off for years and i never knew this park was there. I was feeling so lost and not sure of what was going to happen. After visiting that park i feel a lot better. Maybe it was an angel that led me there
Catch A Falling Star
My Pets Part 1
How I got my pets is a story in it self. They are both throw away dogs. Each was 4 years old when I got them. The first one I got was my little terrier Buddy. I got him and his brother, Kipper, they were 4 years old and not used to human touch. I rescue them before they got to the animal shelter, the owners daughter-in-law was bring them in after work and I worked with her. The owner had them in their yard and fed them cat food, but never handled them. It took me two months for them to even let me touch them. Found out later that the previous owner was pet breeder and could not sell them so that was the reason they were like that. Then one day someone stole Kipper from my yard. Poor Buddy was hiding at the back of the dog house I bought for them. It took another two months for him to come out of his shell and trust me. I had to train him to become a inside dog. With me working I knew he had to be lonely so I decide to get another dog so he would have company. I went to the an
Work
the company i drive for thinks that just because the weather is bad that i can't drive in it i don't have a problem with it hell i love driving in snow but they cancal mr run back north and tharefor i'm stuck someware on long island sence yesterday my next run is monday morning so i wont get home till monday night sometime but that not what pissed me off thar esaying i only get layover pay for 12 hours i will get paied for monday going back north but i'm going to loose tuesday's pay what you you think about that? let me know
Who Understand Men?
ok i today i "was" going to have a date with a guy in Zürich, that means 1:30 hrs with the train. the other night he said he wanted to go to cinema and i said cool, for the next sunday is ok sure this early morning (i went to sleep very late) we talked, and he jumped with excuses like he didn't clean his appartment (who made him think i was going to HIS apparment?), that he's not feeling good, he doesn't visit his niece (more "?") and that he doesn't make things like this, meaning he needs more time 1) we didn't started talking yesterday, it has been a considerable time lol 2) he was the one with the idea of going to cinema 3) omg he doesn't drink wine!!!! 4) i was completelly mad grrr lol and you know with what HE finished? "yep sorry .. but i didn't said no forever" WTF MEANS THAT? oh sorry i really feel lazy today, but for you i'll make an exception and we will meet other day? yes, he mixed things like he thing of the niece, or feeling lazy, or that other la
Do I Appear Stupid?
Honest to god!!!! You wish me to believe you are 20 yrs younger than me and really want to have a relationship with me? EXCUSE ME? Do I look stupid?? First off you don't have the intelligence of a gnat to hold a decent conversation! Secondly if you want to get to know me, don't start with how you want to eat, lick, nibble, or suck on any body part of mine in the first 5 minutes! When I tell you I have no interest in Cyber, phone sex, or Web Cam, PLEASE, do not have a childish hissy fit. I have been asked for these things 100's of times. Its a game!!! I want a real man with real skin and real body parts all up against my real skin, real body parts. I want him capable of a decent conversation, holding a job, and getting it up! Little Boy, when you grow up, come back and see me.
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
The Law Is The Law
I really love this one This is one of the better e-mails I have received in a long time! I hope this makes its way around the USA several times over! So Be It! THE LAW IS THE LAW So if the US governme nt determine s that it is against the law for the words "under God" to be on our money, then, so be it. And if that same government decides that the "Ten Commandments" are not to be used in or on a government installation, then, so be it. I say, "so be it,"< /FONT> because I would like to be a law abiding US citizen. I say, "so be it," because I would like to think that smarter people than I are in positions to make good decisions. I would like to think that those people have the American public best interests at heart. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I'D LIKE? Since we can't pray to God, can't Trust in God and cannot post His Commandments in Government buildings , I don't believe the Government and its employees
Lol
sometimes u feel like a nut sometimes u feel like busting one
Let It Go!!!
LIVE SIMPLY, LOVE GENEROUSLY, CARE DEEPLY, SPEAK KINDLY, LEAVE THE REST TO GOD. LET IT GO! Please find the time to read this. It is very powerful! Let it go for 2008...by T. D. Jakes There are people who can walk away from you. And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk. I don't want you to try to talk another person into staying with you, loving you, calling you, caring about you, coming to see you, staying attached to you. I mean hang up the phone. When people CAN walk away from you LET THEM WALK. Your destiny is never tied to anybody that left. The Bible said that, They came out from us that it might be made manifest that they were not for us. For had they been of us, no doubt they would have continued with us. [1John 2:19] People leave you because they are not joined to you. And if they are not joined to you, you can't make them stay. Let them go. And it doesn't mean that they are a bad person
I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas
Ohhh I Hate Titling Things
hey so im walking down the street to the local grocer and i stumble upon a lottery tickit take it to the counter and scan it and it was a winner i found ten dollars on the ground. i was happy and went and bought me a new shirt to celebrate if that wasnt luckey enough as i was walking home my phone rang and my sister invited me to a party at big louies on saterday yayayaayyyyy. Ilove the holidays. All except for the fake love that goes around anyways Have a great day and talk later.
New Poetry !! Rate And Comment
I WAS JUST LAYING HERE THINKING I WANT TO BE KISSED KISSED SO DEEPLY THAT I CAN FEEL AN ANCHOR IN MY STOMACHE WITH EACH WHIP OF MY TONGUE A SURGE OF ENERGY IS RELEASED FROM ME I WANT A WARM WET KISS PLACED ON MY NECK SO HOT WITH PASSION THAT IT RELIEVES EVERY ACHE IN MY BODY I WANT YOUR HANDS ON MY BODY ONE PLACED ON MY JUGGLER TO FEEL EVERY PULSE OF MY SOUL ONE PLACED ON MY BREAST TO FEEL THE URGENCY OF YOUR EXISTENCE NO NOISES EXCEPT THE SOUND OF YOUR BREATH LEAVING YOUR BODY AND THE BEATING OF MY HEART AS I EXHALE OUT ALL OF MY BURDENS AND INHALE ALL OF YOUR LOVE
Calgon!
Well I have turned off my cellphone...and that is the truth! I have also turned off my phone since mom knows my phone number there now. Jeff is really being an ass. I was able to actually talk to someone about his bullshit. I was given different attorneys names to call that would probably help me with this. Jeff better not touch my structured settlement. I am just so stressed over it. Why would he do this shit to me? He had his chance and I gave him many chances...damn fuker. I was in tears last nite at work...just thinking about what he is doing to me...making me feel the way he does. I am just lost...I am also overwhelmed. Right now its too much to deal with. Too much... Well I am gonna crawl back in my hole...
The Gentle Lady
She sits waiting for me to meet for lunch. Every Friday is the same. She sits in front of the library reading and studying. Her glasses hide her passionate eyes. She fills her days with study and accomplishments. Today I stand at a distance and just watch her. All the students hurrying to class. The typical guys chase after the big boobed blonds and run right past her. No one even knows she exist. The only thing I can think is what fools. She is the real treasure. Hidden from site behind a small frame and determined eyes. A tiny voice that can not be heard amongst the bellowing blonds. Life goes on and so does the Gentle Lady. MD and surgeon. Her tiny frame now shows her true beauty. The typical guys now notice her. But the fools still miss the Gentle Lady.
Ugh Ppffffffttttttttttt Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................
damn I need to vent or cry or something, but, not gonna do it here! lol
Merry Xmas
Jingle bell in the air at walmart the aisles fill with the folks. All looking for "who's smarter than a 5th grader" Christmas at walmart is a joke. Deck the walls with drips of beer, As i drink away all my holiday cheer, Because i know i'm not on santa's list I have been a bad boy this year! OH please come the new year fast and quick, for i wanna go piss the night away! ald lang sein for what every that means, with a jager in my hand, Ola' will i say! Make my resolution not to drink again and never pick up another smoke. spend my money wisely and be kind. only to know it was all a joke! Merry xmas to all.. baaaa hum bug!!!
New Life, New Place
I have moved to Alabama about a two years ago and still don't know many people here, besides the ones I see at Calhoun. Well, come May I am finished with my associates degree in Political Science. Now I'm looking for the next college to go to. I have also currently found myself very fond of a new friend. He is willing to move anywhere in the U.S. with me as long as I am willing to start that kind of step with him. I have never been away from my parents before and I am now 25. I have never lived with someone else before in my life. So, all this is new to me. I am not sure what to do. He is in another state, but we both want a clean, fresh start and a new place for the new year, I guess you could call that a "Major change" in our lives. I have known him for quite a while, but the distance and my school is what has kept us apart for so long. No, we haven't had a long distance relationship more of a friendship, but I think we are good enough friends to maybe start a relationship
My Personal Web Page
http://www.halfsteptovenus.com My Music my band my pics et all! http://www.halfsteptovenus.com/
Pain I Feel
A great vortex in my head Pain ripping thru my veins Fire, reaching from my soul A pleasure to feel loves desire Dream of beauty in the fields of fantasia The dark warrior Finds his shining light But the wind in my ear speaks to me of and endless fear that has now forever sealed my fate I lived for love and all it brought was pain and now my love I shall die in vain.
Color And Courage
Here's a story all about race, color, and courage. http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/2007-12-16-vitiligo_N.htm Personally, I think he shows the kind of courage, the kind of character, lacking in Hollywood, the mainstream media, and most politicians. Kudos to a man doing what he does best, no matter what life, or color, throws in his path.
Friends For Christmas
dont leave a friend alone on christmas! things happen weather its money or time people get stuck on the holidays with noone or no place to go so on that day remember to call write email or just knock on there door and say hello and happy holidays!!
Where Is All My Friend To Help 9,000 Left To Go
come on lets go we can rock this out tonight if you all help out please and thank you i will give 50,000 fubucks to who ever helps tonight and till we hit the 40,000 your choice hehehe come help please
A - S U N D A Y - Train???
Seasons Greetings Thanks to all the well wishers during this difficult time. I did want to clear something up: It was my ex-mother-in-law who past. The story I told about my kids losing both Grandfathers on the same day - was nine years ago! I'd was referring back because I was thinking about my two oldest children's pains they've endued in Their young lives. I really was feeling for them - More than for myself. (just wanted to clear that up) Thank you all again! Lets face it I LOVE Trains . . . And if I can find a reason to do one, I WILL! So with all the Holiday FX pics I made I figured to put it on a train (instead of the sad 'no Friday' blog) So heres a few of my friends that I made FX pictures for the holiday. If you want one let me know :) Happy Holidays
Like Me
Why are some people invisible?, it came to my attention today that there are 2 types of people the visable peeps and the invisable peeps? i dont know why this is? but i am an invisible, im not sure if should be proud or what.its a lonely place to be and have to say wish it on no1, so come on what makes us invisible or visable???
32 Wicked Things
1. I am 30 years old but feel 230 most days 2. I don’t like children but yes I do have one son I gave birth to and one that I steal and soothe when I want 3. I went to college for four years obviously just to rack up lots of debt 4. I love my friends more than I do my family 5. I found my soul mate once in the form of a pooch - my lil Zeppelin, he was my soul mate if ever I had one 6. I have no desire to ever be married, hell not sure I ever want another committed relationship at this point 7. I think that stupidity drives people to do even dumber things than they ever thought possible 8. I believe that there are things in life that just can not be forgiven, moved past but never forgiven 9. I don’t believe people when they say the drugs or alcohol made them do it - I firmly believe you only do things that you would do anyway but have found an “out” for 10. I don’t believe in making excuses for behavior no matter what they are - I do what I want and
Oh Man
ive been watching a shot of love marathon and i realize when are they gonna make one of these shows for me you know. i could date abunch of woman till i find the right one. lol they can even call it who wants to date a loser. lmao all though i dont think they would find anyone that would want to date me. or it could be called date the perfect single dad. of course then i couldnt be on it. i got it stoned drunk love. yeah i could be the man for that. would anyone be on my show. would anyone date me i dont think i would find anyone
The Most Amazing Man In My Life
Love, what is this? To me its not something that can be described in words, but i'll try. This feeling that engulfs my every being is like nothing I ever felt before. I thought i've been in love before im sure we all have at some point. But this.. its so different so much more powerful than just caring for someone. Its caring so much for that person that you'd give your entire being for them. Someone that doesnt even have to speak yet you get exactly what they are saying or mean, That even though you try to get them off your mind you can't, and honestly you don't even want to. I've been through relationships before but nothing has been like this EVER! I mean okay we all think we have been in love but until you meet that one person that you CRAVE to be around or just need to hear their voice. Nothing really even has to be said. Just a call to say hi, I missed you, or just to find out how your day has been its little things like these that make you realize just how much you want this per
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New Fubar Lounge Coming!!!
Hey everyone! That's right...there is a NEW Country Saloon coming soon right here on FUBAR! The Lounge is already in place and the LIVE Streaming signal will be in testing for the next few days sporatically with the signal going LIVE 24/7 on January 1st. Head on over and give a look at Fubar's newest Country Music Lounge "The TUMBLEWEED Saloon" by following this link http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=53028
Just A Sunday!
Today has been an ordinary sunday.I spent a great deal of it in here!Then all of a sudden...Bam!Someone very generous sent me 5000FUBUCKS!Not once,but twice!I'm still speechless!I must have been a good girl,Santa been good to me today!A special friend of mine,finally got in touch with me!Wish it was in a physicall sense.But he is out of town....Anyway,I hope this coming week will show me some more pleasant surprises!I wish everyone a very merry Christmas.I love FUBAR!
Our Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop Wine = Health Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service
Judith
just a song folks,no hate mail please!!!! You're such an inspiration for the ways That I'll never ever choose to be Oh so many ways for me to show you How the savior has abandoned you F**k your God Your Lord and your Christ He did this Took all you had and Left you this way Still you pray, you never stray Never taste of the fruit You never thought to question why It's not like you killed someone It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side Praise the one who left you Broken down and paralyzed He did it all for you He did it all for you Oh so many many ways for me to show you How your dogma has abandoned you Pray to your Christ, to your god Never taste of the fruit Never stray, never break Never---choke on a lie Even though he's the one who did this to you You never thought to question why Not like you killed someone It's Not like you drove a spiteful spear into his side Talk to Jesus Christ As if he knows the reasons why He did it all
Help Me Get Happy Hour By Xmas
CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE, AND I WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE MY HAPPY HOUR BY THEN. JUST CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW AND HELP OUT PLEASE. THIS HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT, FOR EVERY 100 COMMENTS YOU LEAVE, ACHILLES (THE HOST) WILL AWARD YOU 2,000 FUBUCKS. PLEASE I NEED TO GET 50,000 COMMENTS TO GET THE HAPPY HOUR, AND WOULD LIKE TO HAVE IT BY CHRISTMAS **THIS IS NOT A CONTEST** THANKS DEVIL WITCH
Me Pt.1
My name is Mike,I was born in Canton,Ohio,On Dec.22nd,1972.I lived there all my Life,and I loved every minute of it. My childhood was the best.We lived on Rex Ave.Where damn near all my family lived.My greandparents lived across the street,my uncle lived down the street,My aunt lived next door,one of my aunts lived with us,my mom and I.some of my other aunts and uncles lived with my grandparents.And tons of friends throughout the neighborhood.It was absolutely the best. and of course my father wa never around so my mom raised me. but we always had a blast,we used to do everything as a family,now the family doesn't do anything together anymore.I just sit and remember the ol days alot.reflect on where I was,and where I'm at now.We've all had some good days and some bad.my teen years were especially wasted,I spent time in a drug rehab,a psychiatric hospital for depression,in and out of detention homes,and last spent 2 years in a juvenile prison. I guess goin through all this,has made
Getting Old......
So, we have decided to do very little xmas shopping this year. We are only buying for our immediate family and not even for each other, cuz we are going on a cruise to the Caribbean in April, where we are going to get married inthe Cayman Isles., but anyways, we decided to buy some gifts for some senior citizens. So many people donate to the needy kids, that we often forget about the other end of the scale. Thinking about my last living Grandparent, who turned 93 in November, we forget that alot of seniors are alone in this world, but they should not be forgotten. So we purchased gifts for one male and one female, in hopes of making their lives a little brighter. And we felt great after doing so. Everyone who knows me, understands that one of my worst fears, is being alone!
You Have To Save Christmas
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+ahhh....hollywood :
So, you got your greasy little plotting hands on our 'Golden Compass', hmm? The book was about Atheism, and in it the antagonist is GOD! You just couldn't handle that reality, could you, Hollywood? god? Evil? NEVERRR. Whatever. FVCK that stupid movie, and it's new plot. All ye enemies of enforced religion, do NOT shell out 10 bucks for this one. Don't even burn the energy required to download it for free and watch it. I may be Wiccan, but I would rather DIE a torturous death than force my religion on an Atheist. So where was I? Oh yeah : PROTEST 'THE GOLDEN COMPASS'! STAY AWAY FROM IT COMPLETELY MY FRIENDS! Annnd, buy the book version.+
When Mumms Suck
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Only When
Friendship is a rare jewel that shines, Only when you give it a sunny smile Friendship is a lock that opens, Only when you unlock your true self to it Friendship is a song, which is sung, Only when you know its rhythm Friendship is a dream, which comes true, Only when you believe in it Friendship is a sun, which rises, Only when your heart has set on it Friendship is a throne, on which you can sit, Only when you share your kingdom with it Friendship is a path, which you will find, Only when you know you are lost Friendship is a hand that holds yours, Only when you extend yours Friendship is an album of reminiscences, which you can leaf through, Only when you cherish it Friendship is a lamp, which lights, Only when you know it will assuage your heart Friendship is a lantern, which glows, Only when you need the warmth of it Friendship is a language, which you speak, Only when you know the meaning of it Friendship is a potpourri of feelings, which you can smell, O
Nolliag Shona Duit
THAT MEANS HAPPY CHRISTMAS WHERE I COME FROM. THE GEO SHOW WISHES YOU ALL THE BEST AND COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON. iN OTHER WORDS HAPPY FUGGIN CHRISTMAS
Christmas Present For My Parents
I redeemed some of my MyCokeRewards points so to get my parents a Christmas present. I got them a Coke float glasses and ice cream scoop set. They should be getting it in the next three weeks.
Is It Just Me...
Is it just me or has people been taking this site way to seriously? the whole pointless point thing is really not worth all people have made it to be...and whats up with the rediculous mumms lately?? let me know what you all think night night much love to my TRUE friends ~cin
You Gotta Admit Is Funny
WHEN GIRLS DON'T PUT OUT (girls don't read this if u don't have a sense of humor) This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. and funny so just go with it (Girls -- Have a sense of humor!) One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department sto
My Fu-wedding
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Guess I Look At Things Differently
These days,it seems what most men want to know first about a woman is her bra size. Personally I have found it isn't the bra size that matters, it's the size of the heart that beats behind the bra that is the most important. There is a saying, God gave men a brain and a penis, but it doesn't seem that he gave him enough blood to operate both at the same time. Also remember respect doesn't just happen, it has to be earned.
Acceptance
Acceptance means that you can find the serenity within To let go of the past with its mistakes and regrets, To move into the future with a new perspective, Appreciating the opportunity to take a second chance. Acceptance means you’ll find security again When difficult times come into your life, And comfort to relieve any pain, You’ll find new dreams, fresh hopes, and forgiveness of the heart. Acceptance does not mean that you will always be perfect. It simply means that you’ll always overcome imperfection. Acceptance is the road to peace – letting go of the worst, Holding on to the best, And finding hope inside that continues throughout life. Acceptance is the hearts best defense, Love’s greatest asset By Regina Hill
What Is Wrong W/ People?
I DONT TALK ABOUT ANYONE OR SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT ANYONE,CUZ IM NOT THAT TYPE OF GIRL,WELL APPARENTLY SOME PEOPLE DO IT.IM ALSO NOT THE TYPE OF GIRL WHO LIKES TO KEEP THINGS A SECRET AND DO THINGS SECRETLY,IM STRAIGHT UP FOWARD AND I NEVER HIDE ANYTHING.IM NOT REALLY SURPRISED THAT THERE ARE ALOT OF PEOPLE THAT DO THOSE THINGS,People who are like that and live their lives that way *ACTUALLY* HAVE NO LIFE,ALL THEY KNOW HOW TO DO IS........LIE,BREAK HEARTS,CHEAT,KEEP THINGS A SECRET,AND ACT THINGS OUT.Your not a friend of mine if thats how you wanna be!
Miss U
I miss you... It's sad when people you know,became people you knew... And when you can walk right past someone that at one part in your life was a big part of your life... And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life...and now you can barely look at them....
Poem
i was doing some winter cleaning and i found a jernal that i used to write in it there was a poem from 4/20/1997. wow i was in love check it out. I WANT TO SAY I LOVE U I want to say i love you but i am afreaid you'll laugh. and if you laughed when i told u my heart would break in half. i want you to love me as much as i love you, but if you said u hated me i dont know what i would do. my love for u is like a stream that runs forever true and my stream of love will never run dry as long as i have u. lol the worst part is i was young but i felt love now that i am older i wish i could care and love for someone like that agin :)
Now--i'm More Confused Than Ever
OK--a few days ago, as u know -i get a message from fubar admin saying they were deleting a photo cause it was 'obscene' or 'nfsw'--by process of elimination--i realize it was my 'salute' photo--THE ONE THE SAME ADMIN APPROVED ON 7/23/2007--LIKE 4 1/2 MONTHS AGO. if it was so obscene-how did it survive for almost 130 days--and why was it deleted then? and the thing that angered me the most is that they ignored me when i requested which photo was obscene--I SO HATE BEING IGNORED so-i take a new salute photo--admin just approved it--in 4 months -will it too be deemed obscene?
Im Sorry U Can Put The Blame On Me
Get your player at Mp3Profiles.com i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry if loving you isn't enough.i'm sorry if being your friend through thick and thin makes no difference.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
Been Over 3 Years And Its Still Hard *dime Fans Read*
Ok I know its been over 3 years since dime was shot and many of us are still in mourning. Dime was an amazing person who no one will ever come close to. He was a fucking god and we all miss him deeply. All you hardcore fans out there now how I felt that screwed up day on Dec 8th. Felt like losing a Brother. Speaking from my heart, no matter if its 10 years or 20 years from now, its still gonna fucking hurt thinking about all this. I really dont think many of us will ever be able to move on. Dime was seriously such a wonderful spirit. I truely am glad the fucker who shot him is dead. If that cop didnt shot him I probably would of gone after Nathan Gale my self. Dime you truly are fucking missed dude. You were a wonderful person and no one will ever forget you. Dime inspired me to play guitar and no matter what he is always in the back of my mind when I listen to music or pick up a guitar. Dime was one of the greatest fucking people ever. I hope many of you feel the same way as me. Even
A Good Laugh
Bubba says HI A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?' 'No,' h e replied, 'Arthritis.' Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I' m just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?' Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.' 'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?' 'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.' An elderly gentleman... H ad serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hear
I Am Home
and on the mend. Percocets are my friends lol.
Help Flamming Hearts
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If My Body Were A Car...
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR... If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull . but that's not the worst of it.My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently. But here's the worst of it -- Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
Thoughts
you know they say things happen for a reason but i cannot for the life of me figure out this reason.....my man is very outspoken and he doesn't like it when someone upsets me....well today as one of those days i didn't sleep well and woke with a migraine putting me back in bed with two excedrin and an ice pack for several hours....when i woke up again i still had a headache but not nearly as bad as it was....and to top it all off i have a yeast infection that i am treating...then the phone rings my sister-in-law needed a sitter and since my head hurt as badly as it did i couldn't watch the kids and my mom was at church doing some charity work and my daughter had 3 performances with the nutcracker....she didn't want to talk to me on the phone and then she shows up online... she proceeds to tell me that i can get a food basket which i KNOW i am not eligible for and i told her several times i wasn't and she kept it up making me feel worse and worse...yeah i need the help for Chri
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Curiosity
I'm just curious why there are no men who would like to take me for a walk, ten dinner... I mean a date. A real date. Is there something wrong with me :( ?
So Tired Of Your Shit!!!
OK FIRST OFF I LOVE MY FRIENDS BUT GOD DAMN IT, IM SOOOO FLIPPING TIRED OF YOUR BITCHING AND MOANING BOUT YOUR GF/BF!!!! GET REAL OR GET OVER IT! DONT SIT HERE AND TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOUR NOT GONNA TALK TO THEM,DEAL WITH THIER BULLSHIT OR WHATEVER ELSE IS UP THIER ASS AND THEN GO BACK AND KISS THIER ASS THE NEXT DAY!!!! GO OUT GET SOME MEDICAL HELP AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! OH OH OH AND MY FAVE ONE.... HANG ON MY ASS TALKING SHIT BOUT HOW MUCH YOU WANNA BE WITH ME AND LOVE ME AND HOW MUCH YOU HATE THAT OTHER PERSON AND HOW MUCH THEY HURT YOU! FUCK ME RUNNING!!!!!! ITS TOTAL BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT. DONT PLAY ME FOR THAT FOOL!!! IM SO OVER THAT KID SHIT BULLSHIT ON THE REAL!! GROW THE FUCK UP,GET A REAL LIFE AND STOP THE DRAMA AND GAMES. THATS FOR 15 YR OLDS. NOW DONT GET ME WRONG I DO LOVE MY FRIENDS WITH EVERY BREATH I HAVE IN MY BODY BUT IM GROWN NOW AND CANT DEAL WITH THAT SHIT. OTHER THEN THAT MERRY CHRISTMAS! YOU FOOLS AINT GETTING SHIT FROM ME THIS YR,LMAO!!! HUG AND KISS
Hurting Inside
Somewhere does one go into a void? Breathing time’s illusion of space Gravitating with a body of weight, Born of a womb digging into a grave. Seconds of one’s worst enemy, Seconds of life breathing dreams, Universe blessed upon your unique soul, Creation, your own image of reflection. Great search outside floating the extremes Reaching inside the deepest part of faith. Core of one’s heartbeats digging nails Into the tears crying inside oneself. Quicksand across stilled waters, Emotions running the gauntlet, Roller coaster of the poetic heart From words that live, die inside a poet. I hurt inside my words!
Hi There
just want to say hi and happy holidays.if there is anyone out there a little more fortunate than most and want to do something good for some really really great kids heres what you can do!! this is not scam and it is through amazon. no peronal info never changes hands its just something im trying to get ppl to help woth.somethings are like 5.00 bucks not really expensive at all
Where To Start
Well I'm not the best at writing anything. Have always had trouble putting my thoughts and feelings on papers. Hell I have trouble expressing them without them being taken the wrong way. The last 5 years of my life have been filled with a lot of pain and heartache. I went through a messy divorce, changed careers (the best move by far I ever made), been through what an extremely difficult relationship, and well lately I seem to be experience a bout of loneliness. Don't get me wrong there is not a minute of my day that I'm not doing something but it seems that guys have changed so much then the way they were 15, 10 even 5 years ago. If I have to blame anyone part of me is saying women are a big part of why men are so different. We've now stepped up our "game" and try and play the game like the men do but where is this getting us?? It's getting us a bunch of men that can get sex anywhere and don't want to take the time out to actually get to know a women. I know that to
Sorrows
lying wrapped up in my sorrows i hear the rain come down if my tears were like the rain i would just lie here and drowned i'm missing you so badly my heart wrenches out in pain sometimes i think i feel you and i'm paralized with tears again sometimes just the faintest smell brings me back to you just to be beside you baby theres nothing i would'nt do i took our love for granted i was'nt sure just what we had- i'm so fucked up without you i need the truth so bad please just someone tell me will there be an us again or do i have to suffer with you only as my friend i wonder what your doing- and were you are today and i wonder when you see me if you will walk away i know its going to hurt when i look into your eyes especiallyif i see the love has just up and died my god oh how i need you your the one who knows me best and its only when i hear from you that i can finaly rest until then i'm wrapped up in my pain i'm drowning in my fear i'm so exhusted-YET
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The Storm
Was a long night. Got awake around 3:00 with branches from my trees snapping off and landing on the house. Not little branches. Was loud enough to wake the people in the next house. They thought they had landed on their house. Branches came down for about 3 hours from all the ice. So with the branches... fire sirens.. and car alarms going off I didn't get much sleep. Spent the day down at my Dad's. They got lucky and had no ice.. even though they live 20 minutes away. Came home and had no electric but its back now. Hopefully I can get some pictures of everything tommorrow.
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Me Shallow Lol Not By Far
LMFAO I WAS JUST CALLED SHALLOW UH OH SOMEONE NEEDS TO READ MY PROFIFLE LMFAO...
Kitty Kitty
I havent seen my cat for 3 days. We looked everywhere for him. He's 17 years old :( i went christmas shopping today with my cousin and when i came home my dad had this huge smile! Smokey came home! My mom found him in the neighbors shed! My baby's home :) [Miss]AngieAsphyxia
Calling All Angels
Closeing Down
i have desided to close down fubar for personal reasons too all my friends and faimly i love you all and i can still be contacted in yahoo for those who dont have my id its Big_b_from_2e so feel free to contact me there i would be happy to add you thank you all for the wonderful times. i will be done with getting my points gone by christmas i love you all and hope and wish you all the best
A Poem
We're wise We're proud We have strength beyond measure We've gained it through years Of pain and of pleasure. We're woman of mystery Woman to treasure We hold our love deep We give to those that truly matter. You cannot gain what we are By subtle subterfuge We cannot be bought or sold We cannot be used or abused. We've gain our powers Right down through the ages Our life experiences have taught us much And you should be aware of such So be prepared big bad world For we are woman of inspiration Be prepared all others For we will rock creation. And surrender yourselves To all that we are Make way world For Dylon's Divas For we are the best there are!! written by APhoenixRisingFromTheAshes
Merry Christmas And Season Greetings
TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND FANS AND FAMILY I WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR WITH YOUR FAMILYS AND PARTIES AND SUCH GOOD THINGS KEEP A CLEAR MIND WHEN YOUR CELEBRATING DON'T DO ANYTHING FOOLISH OR SOMETHING YOU MIGHT REGRET AND ABOVE ALL STAY SAFE. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE OR DO TO MUCH DRUGS SO WE CAN ALL STILL PARTY INSTEAD OF AT PARTIES WE REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES. RATHER HAVE GOOD TIMES STILL THAN TO MISS FRIENDS THAT AREN'T RESPONSIBLE DURING THE HOLIDAYS. SO AGAIN STAY SAFE AND WE LOVE YOU ALL. FROM MY FAMILY TO YOURS WITH BEST WISHES AND LOVE HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND SEASON GREETINGS TO ALL. THE PRUITT FAMILY
Vip
still dont know if I will get vip....... wow
Deleting Again
Are you really my friend? Well we will see. If you just sit their and don't do anything YOU ARE GONE.
Games
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon says something incoherent. 8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE: 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN : 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee! Thoughts for the weekend Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctr Alt Delete' and start all over?
See Ya After The Holidays!!!!
Hey everyone... It's the holiday season and the kids will be getting out of school soon for the "Winter Break". Most of you already know I get my kids every other holiday and this is my year. So, in the celebration of the holidays here, I will be taking a break from Fubar to spend time with the family. I will sign on now and then to check messages and friend requests and such. If there is something you want me to see, please IM me and I will get it. If its sent in SB or left as profile comment it might not get seen. I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe holiday season!! This will start Sunday... so please leave me some love... :) I luv you all!!!! *AngL*
A Girl's First Hand Job
Merry X-mas !! ( Neat To Read)..
'Twas the night before Christmas, And not until Spring Would a motor be running, not even a Wing. The bikes are all sleeping, they're covered and warm, Batteries are tended, nylon covers their form. My Bros were all nestled down snug in their beds, While visions of new chrome danced in their heads. And I in my do-rag, bike jacket and boots Out shoveling snow, and dreaming of scoots. Then from the horizon there came such a clatter My shovel I dropped, what could be the matter? Away up the hill, I slogged through the snow Looked up at the sky; where'd all that noise go? Then a throb from the heavens, like straight pipes so hearty Gave Summers' good thoughts, a loud bikers' party. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear But a Hog Ultra Classic, Red trailer in rear! With a little old rider, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than a V-Rod his Ultra came on, And he whistled, and shouted, and s
Set Me Free
Fighting emotions that stand taller than I running away from the hurt avoiding the dreadful cry. calling your name but you're nowhere to be found scared, lost and alone...hurt bound. I loved you right...didn't I? I loved you right...didn't I? I LOVED YOU RIGHT...DIDN'T I? You laughed at me when I cried I opened myself to you and you lied you left me in a dreadful place never to return to this lonely and empty space I need to get out I need to be free, I need to run, I need to laugh, I need to love...BE ME!! You can't hurt me no more I've come too far I've won this battle, this dilemma, this war. I no longer call out your name expecting you to be found I'm no longer scared, lost, and alone....hurt bound
You Make Me Hate Me
i think about you all the time cant chase you from my mind i sit waiting for you to see me hoping my love can set you free i thought love saved me from the beast then on my heart you did feast *********************** chorus: i see you dying before me soon the riverman will want his fee i taste the salt of my tears in them i taste my fears you make me hate me *********************** so long i hid in the dark when you drink i feel your bark searching through all the lies starring into your empty eyes you never think of my feelings your wrapped up in shady dealings ********** chorus ************* you never want to touch my skin not a good way for us to begin your smile cuts me so deep you treat me like such a creep your eyes used to fill my heart now a glance tears me apart ********** chorus *************
Everyone Is Invited
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~~grandpa And Viagra~~
A young man is visiting his Grandfather in the nursing home. How are you grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific! Just wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "It couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?" "No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light." The grandson is puzzled - and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?" "Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
Rant Of The Day...12-16-07
Mamma Bear '~Twisted Goddess~' I don't accept blank requests this is how My name shows up on My profile page ... one has to go past this and basic stats to rate or fan Me ... so why do I get so many damn blank requests? and then people get pissy when I send them this auto response "thank you for your friends request... I am declining it at this time... I do not accept blank requests... you are more than welcome to try again, after you have read My profile" this is the latest dolt to add to the block list ...lol Little_E: fuck off Little_E: there ya go a 1 is that better.. some boys get so pissy .... grow the fuck up !
Dealing With Sin
Back in my youth when I first became a Christian, I didn't really understand what confession and repentance meant. I thought it was necessary to beg God's forgiveness for every sin. That left me worried I might forget to confess some error--and even wondering if I was truly saved, since I kept doing wrong. But as I grew up in my faith, I learned the steps a believer takes to deal with sin. Confession is the act of taking responsibility for sin and agreeing with God that we've violated His will. We acknowledge that we have grieved His heart by trying to get our perceived needs met in our own way and timing. Setting the relationship right begins with admitting where we went wrong. Repentance is the decision to turn away from our sin. We make an honest evaluation of our life and see that our wrong choices neither honor the Lord nor fit who we are as believers. Then we focus our mind on God and commit to doing His will. Gratitude is our expression of thanks for divine mercy. Fo
My Little Boy ..
She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon came out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the Universi
Kids
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know,"explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst! !' and it didn't move." 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later....."Da-ad...." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No, You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??" I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!" Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....." "WHAT!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?" 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out
Im Finaly Homeyay
WE WON ARE POOL MATCH AND NOW IM HOME I ALMOST HAD A RUN I LOST ONE GAME AND WON THE OTHER 2ND GAME I PLAYED I ALMOST RAN THE TABLE BUT THE 8 BALL WAS BLOCKED TRIED TO BANK OF THE RAIL WITH CUE BALL BUT I MISSED IT AND THEN FINALY IT WAS MY TURN AGAIN AND I HAD 2 CHOICES EITHER SLICE IT UP TABLE OR BANK UP TABLE IN OPPISIT POCKET SO I BANKED THE 8 BALL AND LOW AND BEHOLD I MADE THE MOST IMPORTANT SHOT OF THE DAY IN MY EYES I BELEIVE IT WAS THE TURNING POINT OF THE GAME SO NOW THAT IM HOME NOW ILL BE BOMBING MY PIC SO PLEASE COME AND HELP ME THERE IS ALMOST 10,000 COMMENTS TO GO
A Housewife
A housewife is having an affair during the day, while her husband is at work. She takes her lover to the bedroom, not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "Ill tell." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$
My Schedule Till 12-26
Ahh, well tomorrow marks the final stretch till Christmas. I will be working from tomorrow till after christmas. Yup 9 days straight.. am gonna be so damn tired. so show me sympathy and show me love :) Oh yes I am working Christmas day too in case you were wondering..
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The Old And Most Wise Rudolph
Top 5
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Xmas And Jan Specials
xmas and Jan specials CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Christmas is coming, Stock up on gifts for everyone now! Toys from PartyGals for you and that special someone. Spa products and bare mineral cosmetics from GirlyGals for friends and relatives. Fun kid products from GirlyKids for all those daughters and nieces. Order by December 16th to receive by Christmas! Now thru December 31st, any Toy order thru me will be 10% off. That's as many Toys as you want ALL 10% off, but sorry this doesn't include any lotions! (Must be thru me, this will not work thru my website.) Anyone ordering (thru me only! Will not work on my website!)(ALL PartyGal, GirlyGal and GirlyKids products are included) $100-$149 will get 10% off the total order. $150-$199 will get 15% off the total order. $200-$249 will get 20% off the total order. Anyone ordering over $250 in product will get a free 3 day cruise. Please mention this Christmas special to get your savings! Get togeth
Christmas Gifts
so my grandparents are going to florida for the winter on monday so yesterday was our gift exchange day and well they got me the one thing that brought me to tears.. the blew up and enhanced a photo of my mother and my father from back in the day before i was born... it meant alot too me when i got it... of course me being so emotionally cold i didn't cry until i was alone. but it meant the world to me. i never got to know my dad and with casey's help i'm beginning to hear what he was like when high school and such. anyway i am going to get going so you all have a good night..
Bachelorette Parties
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Merry X-mas
imikimi - Customize Your World WISHING EVERYONE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS.. ( COWGIRL HUGS )
Spa Products
Girly Gal All our Girly Gal spa products are for sale on my website www.dragonfly666toyz.com . All of the cosmetics are bare mineral products. All of the spa products are of high quality ingredients and I will challenge any of those other companies that sell cosmetics or spa products for quality comparison. Girly Gal distributors receive many of the same benefit as partygals distributors. Girly Gal is a completely separate company, but owned by the same family. If you are interested I can help you become a Girly Gal distributor as well. Girly Gal also has a branch of products called Girly Kids those products are available on my website www.dragonfly666toyz.com. Anyone selling Girly Gal is also selling Girly Kids they are a branch of Girly Gal products.
Partygals Mission Statement
"Helping Women Become Successful Nationwide" is the Party Gals mission statement. We truly believe that we can help women not only put the spark of intimacy back into their relationships, but also help them become successful in all areas of their lives. Party Gals will provide the training and the tools to help women establish and build a successful business of their own. Financially, we help women make as much as they want or need to make. Today, when safe sex is such an issue, Party Gals has the experience and knowledge to help women make smart choices. We've modernized the adult pleasure industry by removing the image of a 'sticky floors novelty shop' and converted it into a comfortable, private, and entertaining search for intimate, exotic, erotic products at our Romance Parties and on our distributor websites. Party Gals eliminates the 'plain brown package' and offers beautifully designed products that showcase the wide variety of high-quality romance merchandise w
Refer A Friend And Get Free Stuff!
refer a friend and get FREE stuff! I am still also running the 50% off referral program! Say you live with your parents or something and would like to have a party but can't. If you refer one of your friends to book a party instead, you will be entitled to any item of your choice at 50% off! And there's no limit to how many friends you can refer! It's like getting all the benefits as the Hostess, but none of the work! You will get your 50% off item at or after the show has been held, so start sending those ladies my way! Just think, if you can refer that many friends you should probably join me and be a Partygal! Think how many parties you'll have to start your fabulous new career!!
Calling All Friends Plz Help
this is where i am and i need all the help i can get so please help me out here today n tonight because it ends tonight and WE have'nt made it to the end yet............ I would be so thankful IF u decide to help me out here and get this done!! I will post this on BOTH my account bearly 700 ppl but again I'm asking ya as a friend. thank you ALL so very much. Click the link and bombs away I REALLY HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE! posting then meet you there I HOPE. Hippie FREE MORPH OF UR CHOSE WITH 300 COMMENTS)
Putting My Tree Up Today
...ever so lost in fantasy as we are setting up my huge white tree today here at home..wishing you all a joyous season
I Could Never Be Your Woman,,,
I just watched I COULD NEVER BE YOUR WOMAN. It's a movie about a feeling that joins a 45 year old woman with a 29 year old man. The movie is nice but a little bit sad for me. I was in a relationship for a 3 years. After 3 years I left him. It was the smartest decision in my life. Then I met Sebastian. He is younger than me. He's 20 and I'm 23. I was really in love.I wasn't ever happier. But I left him. That age difference was too big for me. I'm single since September. I'm not sure if I will ever love someone.
Holiday Season
well here we go again, holiday season. everybody is so excited for christmas and i really don't know what the big deal is. i still don't have my tree up yet. ha,ha,ha!! gonna have to sometime though,, got family coming next weekend for our family christmas. by the way,,, i was informed this at thanksgiving. :) everybody is rushin' around, blowing money like crazy, trying to get the perfect gift that screams " i spent a ton on you, aren't you special"!! not to be a scrooge about it, but i think christmas is completely blown out of wack. what happened to spending time with friends and family? anyways,,, my favorite time of the year is just around the bend,,, and that is new years!!! i can't wait!! i love new years. big ass party,, a whole new year,, meaning a new start. :) i might be goin' to atlanta georgia for new years this year. that would be tight!!! hope plans go through. :) well i guess that's enough on the holidays from me. to anyone who reads this,,, happy holidays!!!!
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Faded Rose
Faded Rose@ fubar Go to her page and check her out. She is a sweetie and you will glad to meet her. Go and stop by her page and show her some love. I know I am glad that I got to talk to her.
Member Needs Our Help To Level
**Stargazer**(member of Flamming hearts )@ fubar all members of the flamming hearts a member needs our help to level so lets try and do whats in our power to help her thanks
She Is Behind
lets give her our support!!!
Vampyre Wiccan Flyght 12-16
WELCOME. THIS IS A NEW TRAIN WITH A NEW TWIST. THIS ONE IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR VAMPYRES AND WICCANS. SO WE CAN EACH MEET MORE OF OUR KIND. RULES ARE SIMPLE. FAN RATE AND ADD EVERYONE BEFORE YOU. THERE IS NO PARTICULAR ORDER. MAKE SURE YOU PUT IN FRIEND REQUEST THAT YOU ARE DOING THE VAMPYRE WICCAN FLIGHT. IF YOU ARE ABOVE LEVEL TEN YOU MUST HAVE A SALUTE. MUST BE A LEVEL FIVE TO RIDE. EMAIL ME RAVEN QUEEN WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED. AND FOR ANOTHER TWIST ANYONE WHO CAN ANSWER ONE OF TWO QUESTIONS WILL RECEIVE A BLACK ROSE. PUT THE ANSWER IN THE EMAIL WHEN YOU FINISH RATING. QUESTION 1, WHO OR WHAT IS NOSFERATU? QUESTION 2, WHAT IS THE PRIMARY RULE FOR WICCANS AND VAMPYRES? NOT THE WHOLE CREED SUM IT DOWN TO A FEW WORDS. IF YOU FIND BLACK ROSES OFFENSIVE, I DO NOT. I WILL GIFT YOU WITH SOMETHING ELSE LET ME KNOW. RAVEN QUEEN * PROUD MEMBER OF THE SISTER HOOD 1st hh 12-15 Sat 4pm fubar time Thanks Unholy Darkness@ fubar Master Nosferatu Founder Of Unholy Darkness@
Extremely Drunk
Extremely Drunk Yet knowing That you are the thought That makes me Respect that the World Has value Yet the veracity Of my muddled And extremely drunk mind Is reconciled in My belief in you My FRIEND All I can say Is THANK you! And my LOVE To you And I wish we Could be in riding HDs In the spring When the flowers bloom Poet
Losing Myself
The smile disappears as I'm losing myself Hiding my emotions, put on the back shelf People stare quickly, with their eyes that pierce As it burns my insides, so strong and so fierce Their glances are the arrow, and their tongue is the bow They shoot quickly at me, its speed does not slow My heart is the target, and their hits land each time They kill me slowly, but are charged with no crime I walk each day, with the holes of this war Spreading my wings, not able to soar Stomping on my heart, creating the crack Trapped in this world, that does not love me back I'm losing myself, as the world spins along Realizing now, that I just dont belong
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer..
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL ( COWGIRL HUGS )
Tis The Season
It seems every year as the days grow shorter and the nights so long and dark everyone is getting stressed or acting odd or not in their usual manner. Some of the reason is simply the sunlight is a stimulant of endorphins in our brains that keep our moods on an even keel. As the darkness grows many of us actually change our personality because those endorphins are at a low from not enough sunlight. If you are acting in an abnormal manner or have a loved one who is not quite themselves maybe trying or suggesting some of these known remedies can transform you/them back to the real person you know and love so well. Getting out into the sunlight as much as possible during the day or keeping window shades open and allowing as much sunlight to come into the home/office/ workplace as possible. Being in bright lit rooms after dark can help. There are personal head lamps made to beam the light into the eyes. These can be a big help in many cases. Those who celebrate by gift giving t
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer...
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND COWGIRL HUGS TO ALL !!!!!!
Comments On Masters Of War
just read the lyrics and think of the world today people....Our Government is the Masters of War yet again!!!! It's Amazing that this song was written in the 60's and yet has such meaning in todays world!!!!
Christmas Rock
Whats Next
this thing notifies u of EVERYTHING people do. are they going to say when my friends take a shit next?
Fubar Log-on
I have observed that when I log-on here that I follow the same habits: 1. I check my Bar Tab to see who rated, fanned and/or friended me since I was last on here. 2. I rate, fan and/r friend anyone who did #1. 3. I check out, vote on and comment on Mumms that have been submitted since I was last on here. 4. I check my Buzz and Points amounts to see how close I am to the next level. 5. I had to my blog if I have something to say. 6. Lastly, I rate pictures for a while.
Masters Of War By Bob Dylan
Come you masters of war You that build all the guns You that build the death planes You that build the big bombs You that hide behind walls You that hide behind desks I just want you to know I can see through your masks You that never done nothin' But build to destroy You play with my world Like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand And you hide from my eyes And you turn and run farther When the fast bullets fly Like Judas of old You lie and deceive A world war can be won You want me to believe But I see through your eyes And I see through your brain Like I see through the water That runs down my drain You fasten the triggers For the others to fire Then you set back and watch When the death count gets higher You hide in your mansion As young people's blood Flows out of their bodies And is buried in the mud You've thrown the worst fear That can ever be hurled Fear to bring children Into the world For threatening my baby Unborn and unn
Eighty-six Must Be Our Secret Number
Eighty-six must be our secret number To say we are in love among a crowd. We are one whenever we're together, Though we daren't mention it out loud. We giggle at the same idea unspoken And smile in simultaneous disdain, Existing in a single cell unbroken, Two nuclei alike in joy and pain. Outwardly we are just closest friends Because we do not wish to cause distress. But when we're grown, the fairy tale ends As we come out in more authentic dress. Meanwhile we're ourselves in secrecy, Our silence merely adding to our glee.
Chicken With A Train
Chicken with a Train 1995 Honorable Mention Confirmed True by Darwin Bowling Green, Ohio student Robert Ricketts, 19, had his head bloodied when he was struck by a Conrail train. He told police he was trying to see how close to the moving train he could place his head without getting hit.
Mr. Tambourine Man By Bob Dylan
Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Though I know that evenin's empire has returned into sand, Vanished from my hand, Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping. My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet, I have no one to meet And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to. Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, In the jingle jangle morning I'll come followin' you. Take me on a trip upon your magic swirlin' ship, My senses have been stripped, my hands can't feel to grip, My toes too numb to step, wait only for my boot heels To be wanderin'. I'm ready to go anywhere, I'm ready for to fade Into my own parade, cast your dancing spell my way, I promise to go under it. Hey! Mr. Tambour
12 Redneck Days Of Christmas..
LOL..GOTTA LOVE IT...( COWGIRL VERY PROUD REDNECK )..MERRY CHRISTMAS...HAVE TO THROW SOME HUMOR IN THERE SOMEWHERE..
Talkin' World War Iii Blues By Bob Dylan
Some time ago a crazy dream came to me, I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three, I went to the doctor the very next day To see what kinda words he could say. He said it was a bad dream. I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though, They were my own dreams and they're only in my head. I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain." He said, "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane," He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!" As I landed on the psychiatric couch, He said, "Tell me about it." Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast, It was all over by quarter past. I was down in the sewer with some little lover When I peeked out from a manhole cover Wondering who turned the lights on. Well, I got up and walked around And up and down the lonesome town. I stood a-wondering which way to go, I lit a cigarette on a parking meter And walked on down the road. It was a normal day. Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell And I leaned my head and I gave a yell
I Shall Be Free No.10 By Bob Dylan
I'm just average, common too I'm just like him, the same as you I'm everybody's brother and son I ain't different from anyone It ain't no use a-talking to me It's just the same as talking to you. I was shadow-boxing earlier in the day I figured I was ready for Cassius Clay I said "Fee, fie, fo, fum, Cassius Clay, here I come 26, 27, 28, 29, I'm gonna make your face look just like mine Five, four, three, two, one, Cassius Clay you'd better run 99, 100, 101, 102, your ma won't even recognize you 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, gonna knock him clean right out of his spleen." Well, I don't know, but I've been told The streets in heaven are lined with gold I ask you how things could get much worse If the Russians happen to get up there first. Wowee! Pretty scary! Now, I'm liberal, but to a degree I want ev'rybody to be free But if you think that I'll let Barry Goldwater Move in next door and marry my daughter You must think I'm crazy! I wouldn't let him do it for all th
Tangerine Bliss”
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com She arrived suddenly in tangerine bliss With my password clenched in her fist She touched me… and my heart ignited with a gaze of spontaneous combustion She lead me by the hand to her Nirvana where she laid out the galaxy at my feet I savored her feminine form like fine wine taking dosages beyond recommendation and I became intoxicated with her beauty long after I looked into her heart and soul I cupped the Shangri-La of her breasts… and then skimmed the slope of her neck with one long probing kiss after another… with my eyes wide and full of imagination journeying through her dark tangled forests a phoenix arisen from the ashes of her life for her the day by day had never been kind and the etching of life riddled her with pain but in surviving she brought out the magic as she unfolded tropical fruits from clouds Rainforests still in those precious strands tasting of
Are You Sure This Is Not A Child's Site
Start reading from the bottom ->jenjenteas...: np, jenjenteas...: well some people work in offices ->jenjenteas...: well i work in the oilfield so it is normal talk for us. jenjenteas...: ur not its an adult site ->jenjenteas...: ok np. Sorry to bother you. I didnt know I was in a child's website. Ill honor my punishment jenjenteas...: my work not allowed to cuss ->jenjenteas...: you dont hear somebody calling somebody else at work a dumbass? jenjenteas...: it has to be safe for work jenjenteas...: that u cant say at work ->jenjenteas...: that is what I am trying to understand. How was the mumm marked nsfw when I didnt say anything in it that you cant hear on tv? ->jenjenteas...: yes i did jenjenteas...: did u read the mumm blog i linked u too ->jenjenteas...: just so you understand, im just tring to understand what is going on. im not trying to fight with you. I hope you knoww that ->jenjenteas...: that was not my mumm that I sent you. my just asked i
It's Alright, Ma (i'm Only Bleeding)
Darkness at the break of noon Shadows even the silver spoon The handmade blade, the child's balloon Eclipses both the sun and moon To understand you know too soon There is no sense in trying. Pointed threats, they bluff with scorn Suicide remarks are torn From the fool's gold mouthpiece The hollow horn plays wasted words Proves to warn That he not busy being born Is busy dying. Temptation's page flies out the door You follow, find yourself at war Watch waterfalls of pity roar You feel to moan but unlike before You discover That you'd just be One more person crying. So don't fear if you hear A foreign sound to your ear It's alright, Ma, I'm only sighing. As some warn victory, some downfall Private reasons great or small Can be seen in the eyes of those that call To make all that should be killed to crawl While others say don't hate nothing at all Except hatred. Disillusioned words like bullets bark As human gods aim for their mark Made everything
Gothic Night B4 Xmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through our house was blasting the "St. Vitus Dance" by Bauhaus; Torn fishnets were draped on my forearms with care, And two cans of Aquanet applied to my hair; My thoughts were of graveyards, and horror and dread, Black visions of pain and despair in my head; And Bianca, whose face was as pale as the moon, Had thrown up her arm for this evening's swoon, When out by the gravestones there came such a clatter, I sprang from the coffin to find out the matter. Away to the window I flew like a ghost, Expecting to find a dark devilish host. The moon on the breast of the uncaring snow Threw ominous shadows on objects below, When, before my tormented eyes did traverse, But a gorgeous black Crane & Breed carved-panel hearse, With a gaunt, shrouded driver, who filled me with fear, And eight skeletal creatures that might have been deer. More rapid than vultures his coursers they came, And his deep Andrew Eldritch voice called them b
Like I Need To Be Reminded!!
you know what I don't understand about people... why they feel that they must announce the obvious to you... To all of my friends on here that know me or actually have spoke to me for any length of time, they know that I am a BIG GIRL... I don't hide it or lie about it... I use real pics on here and am not ashamed of the way I look... There is more to me then my looks but obviously some people do not realize that.. I just love coming home from working all day, to a random message in my sb saying that I am ugly and then the next day another message from the same person calling me a fat ass!! OMG!!! First of all if you feel the need to insult me atleast be original!! Like I haven't been called a fat ass before? WTF ever!!! I am all woman and 100% real and to the losers such as this one that cannot accept a real woman stay the fuck off my page, block me, do what you got to do because I sure the fuck don't need you as a friend!! To those of you that know me know that I can be your best fri
Remember
Remember: 'Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO-HOO what a ride!'
I'm Dry Here
SOME ONE BUY ME A DRINK PLEASE
Minute By Hour
A month has since past how long will this last? Endless tears shed, mind devoured It gets no easier minute by hour. I've lost my way, forced to keep the beat not missing a step, no slip of the feet. Some have come, but even more have gone seems to be my night has no dawn. No silver linings, no faith, nor hope I just keep sliding on this down hill slope. As you travel forward don't look back for me just move on, let go, set yourselves free. all I want in this world has left me exiled you did not lose me I lost myself when death took my child. farewell my friends, my life and my pride Sincerely, -the girl who's soul has died. KLM 2007
Why Men Fuck Me Over..
Oh how I can go on and on with this subject.. Ill Label Them.. Subject A: Oh he'll know who the hell he is. You tell me you like me. And you'll "con" me into giving you a chance. You play "asshole" since you've known me(age 19). But then you don't say anything to me.. Till this year. And you still play the asshole card. You act like I don't care. When I care for you as a friend. But you dont want that. It's either all of you. Or nothing at all. Well then I'm taking the road less traveled and staying alone!! You travel BACK and forth to Here From There. I guess you werent that serious about being inlove with me then. Now where you? Subject B: You where ALL about me. When we dated the first time. And then the 2nd time around you sucks. Because you went on this whole "im bi because of you" bullshit.When we broke up 6years ago. Then you cant stop calling me. Or texting me. Guess what I'm not replying. Its an AWESOME guess I want NOTHING to do with you.. And speak of the fucking devi
I Still Believe.....
HOW IRONIC THAT THIS SONG WAS WROTE BY JEREMY WHEN HE LOST HIS WIFE TO CANCER..AND IT WAS ALSO ONE OF MY SISTERS FAVORITE SONGS AS SHE BATTLED CANCER...LOVE AND MISS YOU SIS..R.I.P.( COWGIRL LOVE TO ALL & MERRY CHRISTMAS )
I Know I Hardly Know You,
I know I hardly know you, But I think that I may love you. You can see the way I look at you And know. I know you have a girlfriend, But I think we can be happy, So take the time to find out If it's so. I know we don't have much time, But I think it's just enough; If you'd like to take a chance on me, Let's go!
Twas The Night B4 Xmas And Santa Was Pissed
Twas the night before Christmas old Santa was pissed, He cussd out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, Ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind, To scrap the whole works. I've busted my ass for damn near a year Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear.. The old lady bitches cause I work late at night the elves want more money And the reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is Pregnant Vixon has AIDS And just when I thought That things would get better, The IRS, They sent me a letter. They say I owe taxes, If that aint damn funny.. Who the hell ever Sent Santa any money? And the kids these days, They all are the pits. They want the impossible, Those mean little shits. I spent a whole year Making wagons and sleds with no request for them They want computers and Robots, They think I am IBM If you think that is bad Picture this.. Try holding those brats with their pants full o
The Bad News
i have been to the doctor.... not good first i found out i'm pregnant, and in the middle of a miscarriage. so they have to go in and take the rest of it out. second, i have a 5cm sized cyst on my left ovary, they have to go in and take that out. third, i have a 3-4 inch lump on my right breast and i have to go to the breast clinic next friday to get that checked out... i'm pretty upset and don't know what to do and my parents have basically grounded me, not allowed to go anywhere, do anything, work, nothing. so, i'll be online here and there cause i am bored out of my mind, i hope to see some of my friends on here... ttysoon, suzy
Time To Refocus And Get Back On Track......
I am not liking Condi's scale right now... It has been so nice to me but today it was very very mean and I don't like it... don't like it one bit... I know where my downfall has been, with being stuck at home most of this week due to the ice storms and no work, I did some baking of cookies for my granddaughter (and me)... and I have done a lot of cooking for meals -- big meals... meals that aren't diet friendly... and we won't even talk about the hot cocoa with marshmellow's I've consumed this past week or so... With my granddaughter here, I find the time I have to walk on the treadmill is when she is finally down for nap... problem is-- the treadmill is in her bedroom and the noise will wake her up from her nap-- so I haven't been on it in over a week... I need to get refocused, back on track... and remember I need to cook for me and not everyone else... I have to keep in mind that I am doing this for me... and thus I have to do the cooking for me and make time for
Be Gentle: What You're Holding Is My Heart.
Be gentle: What you're holding is my heart. Remember in your honesty my pride. If you don't want to see me, please don't hide The truth, yet tell it with some art. Though you may not have asked for me to call, A single leap of hope must be allowed. Not easily are shy songs sung out loud. Yet now I wait alone outside your wall.
Barbies Letter To Santa..
Barbie c/o Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CA 90245 Santa Claus North Pole, North Pole December 16, 2007 Dear Santa: Listen you ugly little troll, I've been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather, and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and I hate to break it to ya Santa, but IT'S DEFINITELY PAYBACK TIME! There had better be some changes around here this Christmas, or I'm gonna call for a nationwide meltdown (and trust me, you won't wanna be around to smell it). So, here's my holiday wish list for 2008: Santa: 1. A nice, comfy pair of sweat pants and a frumpy, oversized sweatshirt. I'm sick of looking like a hooker. How much smaller are these bathing suits gonna get? Do you have any idea what it feels like to have nylon and velcro crawling up your butt? 2. Real underwear that can be pulled on and off. Preferably white. What bonehead at Mattel decided to cheap out and MOLD imit
Bye All
i would like to say thanks to me friends and tanks for all the rates im getting really bored now maybe ill come back in a few week xxx laters sxy people
New Messengers
i have some messengers up for those of you who like to talk on them... -msn higher_kalling@hotmail.com -yahoo alwayslost619 -aim tonyfriend001
I Know Well I Have No Right To Love You:
I know well I have no right to love you: I gave you up, and now you're with my friend. But I can't stop myself from thinking of you, Even though that's not what I intend. I want you but I also don't want you To hurt my friend by breaking up with her. So things go wrong no matter what you do; I long for what I don't want to occur. Ah, me! I'm in a soap and can't get out! Help me if you can by being kind. I tell you this to banish any doubt That I'll be waiting, if you're so inclined. But please, please, if my friend still has your love, Forget completely what I've spoken of.
Im Getting Bored Of This Site
seems to make me more bored at the mo may be ill findnother site one more fum xxxx
??????
Why is it that women seem to chase and woo after men that treat them badly? Atleast that seems to be what I am seeing over and over. Women say they want a man that is caring, devoted, loving, that treats them with respect, like a lady should be treated, yet when given the option to have one, they choose the one that doesn't. It really makes no sense to me. I guess that old saying holds true, even through to today. Bad boys get the women, nice guys get to be alone. or to modernize the frase a little. Assholes rule, Gentleman fall.
Djblueyesmel Debut
Yes it is not a joke im making my Djing Debut tonight at 4 pm in the House of Dreams http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50086 PLease stop by and show your support
Who Am I
Im a 50 year old hippy on disability. I'm a bit of a homebody and spend lotsa time on the internet, most of here here at Fubar. Gimme a shout, I'm always game to talk to folks. I've never met a stranger. Love cracking jokes and making people laugh. All in good fun. I own 2 Harleys. I absolutely LOVE traveling. Whether on a bike or in my pickup. If you've never been to a biker rally, yer missing on great fun. Im a spontaneous kinda guy too. Sometimes I'll load my truck and hit the hiway for the hell of it. How about you? Say hello to me? When was the last time you went camping?
This Man....
WHAT IF WE HAD TO ASK OURSELVES THESE QUESTIONS EVERY DAY ? I WONDER SO OFTEN WHAT MY ANSWER WOULD BE...I WOULD LOVE TO SAY YES...BUT ONE NEVER KNOWS UNTIL FACED WITH IT..ANYWAY I JUST REALLY,,REALLY LOVE THIS SONG..AND HE IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON..LET US NOT FORGET..( COWGIRL HUGS TO YOU ) & A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS
Bottle Of Wine
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.” Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
Gotta Love A Drunk
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door........ The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is three o'clock in the morning." He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is >three o'clock in the morning and it is pouring rain outside!!." His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told (of course!), gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello! Are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes! Please!" comes the reply from the darkn
This Sucks Here.
The bouncer is bullshit. I get tagged for rating to fast & it is wrong. I can rate a pic. Go to another folder & find another pic . Look at it & then rate. Or I can go from one profile to another after I rate & get tagged. I even signed off & stayed off for a one day to get out of his cross hairs. But I sign on went to rate one profile & the first rate got tagged. I can put over 30 to 45 seconds from rate to rate & get stopped. I feel like it is time to go back to MySpace,facebook.hi5 & paltalk. Starting to get pissed here.
Vaseline Survey:
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?' She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.' 'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?' 'We use it for sex.' The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?' The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.' And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke
Me
WELL HERES A LIL BOUT ME READY??? OK MY NAME IS STEVE IM 35 YEARS OLD I AM VERY SINGLE AND LOOKING I AM TIRED OF THE "PLAYERS" AND THE PEOPLE WHO SAY THAY ARE SUMTHING THAY ARE NOT IF YOU ARE REAL AND FROM THE TOLEDO OHIO AREA AND WOULD LIKE TO KICK IT HIT ME UP IM DOWN FOR REAL I AM A CONTRATOR FOR A LARGE DISTRIBUTER IN THE TOLEDO AND S/E MICHIGAN AREA UMM IF THERES ANYTHING ELSE YA WANNA KNOW LET ME KNOW
Maybe..very Likely
Yeah I think I kinda need a break from things and am seriously thinking about moving back to the mid-west. I dont really see much of anything changing for the better here for me. Just nothing is right friends aren't right life isn't right. No worries I will give a heads up to those lil bit of you who know me enough to miss me. Just things will be better all the way round this way I think.
Walk By Faith...
ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITE SONGS BY JEREMY CAMP..I LOVE THIS SONG..MERRY CHEISTMAS TO ALL....( COWGIRL LOVE TO YOU )
Come Join Me In Charmed Visions On Til 8 Pm Et
DJ Wiccanlove is live and taking all your requests.Stop in and visit with her. Click on the image
How Important Are Looks To You
With a lot of failures in relationships and rejectons from dates it raises the question.. is it really a partners personality the atracts people or is it just all about the looks? I may not be much to look at but there's more to a persons looks like how much they can truly care for someone and how they show their love. Don't get me wrong... if by some miracle i had a beautiful, slim girl ask me on a date then i'd jump straight in there but i still look for inner qualities. So the question begs... what's is more important to you.. looks, or heart???
Go Dallas Cowboys Rule
I Think This Is Bs
I really think it is getting to be sad, when one person can say that they think something that you have posted is NSFW, when there is nothing wrong with it. I thought that we were all adults on this site. If you get offended easy then you dont need to be on the internet at all. Grow up people. I had posted a mumm joking around asking if it was just me or are these people that keep commenting crap on peoples mumms either dumbasses or just talking to talk. everybody was joking around on it and then all of a sudden i get and email froom fubar telling me that somebody marked it NSFW and it was deleted. They also told me that if it happends again that my account will be deleted. This is suck BS. Have they not looked at most of the mumms that people post? And then you are not allowed to dispute the fact that it is not NSFW with them.
In The Middle Of Me.....
I THINK WE CAN ALL USE A LITTLE OF THIS...LOL...MERRY CHRISTMAS ( COWGIRL HUGS )
Mary Did You Know ?
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND ( COWGIRL HUGS )
Skillet Festive Chicken
2 1/2 pounds frying chicken pieces 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 1/2 teaspoons garlic salt 1/4 teaspoon chili powder 2 tablespoons oil 1 can diced tomatoes 1 can diced green chiles 1 can sliced black olives 1/2 cup onion -- diced 1/8 cup chopped fresh cilantro 1/8 teaspoon garlic powder hot cooked rice Rinse chicken well. In a bag combine flour, salt and chili powder. Shake chicken a few pieces at a time in flour mixture to coat. In large skillet brown chicken in oil. In bowl combine remaining ingredients except rice, mix well. Pour mixture over chicken. Simmer, covered, 40 minutes or until done. Serve over rice.
Seeing Nsfw Pics For Guys
Guys if you want to see some of me and my friends nsfw pics please read.If i do let you,you will have 20 min to look,rate,comment or whatever then you will be removed from my fam sorry. There is no way to really regulate everyones payment. Sorry if it takes me a few mins to let you in be patient if you paid i will. Thank you 1000 bucks for slightly nsfw friends. 5000 bucks for nsfw friends. 10000 for me msfw. 20000 for me my friend and our little friend. P.S. yes the nsfw is not safe i've managed to get by the man for now so i still get all the points to. DO NOT! Send gifts when i am not on trying to pass off something you bought at happy hour as full price. NO GIFTS. BUCKS!!!.tks
Please Vote For Lil' Lady!!
Ballerina
Trying Times
Trying times I have been so standoffish with everyone. I feel like nobody understands or can even relate to where I am coming from. A few weeks ago the doc called and told me I have diabetes. That I can handle, I mean change my diet, get more exercise ect. No biggie. The stress over that is control. I feel like I am no longer in control I feel like the diabetes is. So I am stuggling with that. My daughter is back in the mental health facility for trying to kill herself. This is the hardest of my issues. She cuts and no matter how much you think u have locked up.. if they want to cut they can always find something . So I feel like I can not keep her safe. Then I have no clue as to what is going on with her. I saw her one day she was crying when we talked to her then in the next second she was laughing and I couldnt get her to stop or calm down . it was almost like she was delerious. I am very worried about her. Seems I dont have the funds for a nice Christmas for the kids,
My Jesus...
THE REASON FOR THE SEASON..PLEASE LET US ALL NOT OVERLOOK HIM THIS DAY AND EVERY DAY...PLUS TODD AGNEW IS JUST A VERY AWESOME CHRISTIAN SINGER..( COWGIRL HUGS AND LOVE TO ALL )
Snow
My brother, Jonny is laying in the snow making a snow angel (with his dog) and refuses to get up until Alexa makes a digital documentary. Quote: BadLori, "she won't give us the camera OR come out to take pictures" Jonny, "She better cuz I ain't coming in til she does...I'll die out here." BadLori, "There's gonna be a showdown." Alexa & Gerard watch smiling out the window. Alexa with update, "he's NOT dead." ...approaching footsteps Jonny, "you got plastic? I'm camping outside today." BadLori, "yeah, but I need that to wrap bodies." ok - so we've been up all night and we're drunk as fuck - Jonny proceeds to set up camp in the back yard...
When It Falls Asleep........
Y'know, what do you do when "it" falls asleep? And how does that happen? I mean, look at my pics, there's no reason that just now, the um, thingie there is asleep...ah, it's coming back to life, nevermind.
What Do You Say?
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..
Beef Stroganoff
3 pounds Beef round steak 1/2 inch thick 1/2 cup flour 2 teaspoons salt 1/8 teaspoon pepper 1/2 teaspoon dry mustard 2 medium onions thinly sliced and seperated into -- rings 2 cans (4oz each) sliced mmushrooms drained or -- 1/2 lb mushrooms 1 can (10 1/2 oz) condensed beef broth 1/4 cup dry white wine 1 1/2 cups sour cream 1/4 cup flour, hot buttered noodles or fluffy rice 3 tablespoons fresh minced parsley Trim all excess fat from steak and cut meat into 3 inch strips about 1/2 inch wide. Combine 1/2 cup flour, the salt, peper and dry mustard; toss with steak strips to coat throughly. Place coated steak strips in Crock pot; stir in onion rings and mushro o Before serving combine sour cream with 1/4 cup flour; stir into crockpot. Serve Stroganoff over hot buttered noodl
Beef Diablo
3 pounds beef arm or boneless pot roast (up to 4 lb) 3 potatoes -- peeled and sliced 1 onion -- sliced 2 tablespoons flour 1 tablespoon prepared mustard 1 tablespoon chili sauce 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon vinegar 1 teaspoon sugar serves 4 to 6 Trim all excess fat from roast. Place potatoes and onion in bottom of Crock-Pot. Make a smooth paste of flour, mustard, chili sauce, Worchestershire sauce, vinegar, and sugar. Spread over top of roast (cut roast in half, if necessary, to fit easily). Place roast in Crock-Pot on top of potatoes and onions. cover and cook on Low for 10 to 12 hours or on High for 5 to 6 hours.
Merry Christmas...
imikimi - Customize Your World COWGIRL~101 WISHING YOU AND YOURS A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR..MAY YOUR HEART FIND WHAT BRINGS IT LOVE..MAY YOUR LIFE FIND WHAT BRINGS IT JOY...AND MAY GOD BRING THE PEACE INTO YOUR LIFE THAT YOU EACH SO RICHLY DESERVE..( COWGIRL HUGS )
Here's A Dialogue I'd Love To Have!...
Here's a dialogue I'd love to have!... "Installing Love" Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are Running? Tech Support: What programs are running? Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now. Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer Disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High
Vote For Koko
Too Darn Pretty Not To Share
Amused By The Weather ~
hahaha - doorbell ringing every half hour or so with guys wanting $ to shovel driveso I answer the door drunk in robe with beer in hand, "I'm broke...and do I look like I'm going anywhere?" "By the way - would you want to run up & get me a bottle of vodka while you're out?" The snow here is brutal!
A Moment In Time
Awhile back when I was so much younger, I met a woman and we decided to start a family its was a simpler time and a thing to do we,got married and our first born followed,we had three children before I knew it and things seemed fine but as the years went by their mother and I grew apart like some couples do...it ended honorable, and she took the kids the car the house...ect ect..I moved from the house with what little I had and started my own life, it was hard cause I wanted to be a part of the children's lives at least that was my plan, she had other plans her plan was moved me out of her life and the children's lives, I faught and faught court date after court date and I failed to get just a little of what she took from me, the kids got in the middle of all of this sad but it happens In the north things were getting bad cost of living was killing me, and the new woman in my life I sat down with my ex and told her I was moving me and the new baby ( Zachary) needed to live and eat!! we
Double Dog Dare..
I am sharing this with you today because it ended with a double dog dare to pass it on. To remember what a double dog dare is, read on. And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between old enough to know better and too young to care. How many of these do you remember? Candy cigarettes Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles Coffee shops with table side jukeboxes Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers &nb sp; Newsreels before the movie P.F. Fliers Telephone numbers with a word prefix...(Raymond 4-601). Party lines Peashooters Howdy Dowdy 45 RPM records 78 RPM records! Green Stamps Metal ice cubes trays with levers Mimeograph paper Beanie and Cecil Roller-skate keys Cork pop guns Drive ins Studebake
2 New And Old Friends
I`ve been recently told that because of what i have written in my about me that im bitter,mad,and a bitch. I`m far from being any of that. Just ask my friends or family. I`m sure they will be glad to tell you. All anyone sees on these about me`s is words on a screen. You can not see or here the tone of voice or the emotion backed behind it. So plz do not judge because of what i have written. Thats just not right. I don`t judge people on what they write. Its not my job to judge someone thats GOD`S job and no one esles. Judge me,and I`ll prove you wrong. If your still here after reading all this and still wanting to be a friend i commend you. If you dont like what i have said or done please do not add me.
A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 12/16/07;
If I can't fuckin' laugh at self how can I let YOU laugh at ME? So I lauffed at myself get ready cause I'm about to laugh at your dumb ass! hahaha
More On Mumms
Alright. Here we go #1 a mumm called "supporting our troops" So to start fuck yeah I support our troops. Now on to the actual topic. This mumm was basically saying "is it okay not to support our troops?". Well that's the question that will burn at the stomach of every good redneck American until the end of time. The cold hard fact is that what make America what it is, is the right for people to decide what they support, and express it as well. Personally I'd like to tie the anti-war activists up, and blow wet farts in thier eyes, but that would infringe on thier civil rights that oddly enough our troops our fighting to protect. My advice to those who don't support our troops: Please remember the only reason you even have the right, or ability to express yourself is through war. My advice to the writer of the mumm: Keep showing your support. Tell your husband he's appreciated, and learn to laugh at the retards that don't know how they're even afforded the freedoms that t
A Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years o
I've Learned
That LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. But DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. Eveything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end. To be continued....
Funny Really
funny how everysence the new fubar tab came out that u never hear from anyone that u used to and the ones that are family members weird ... funny how u have new ppl that put more intrest in u then the friends u already have now thats just messed up i am not talking about all my friends cause i have three friends that talk to me and i guess they are the important ones now and those three ppl know who they are and i am thankful to have them as a friend and ones that i can actually talk to , it is friends like that,that i can trust and believe in so thank u tots68,roy, and Y, hope u three have a wonderful christmas and happy new year and i will be back later to visit have some stuff to do, now they are real friends and ppl i would call family cause they do not change thats for sure ..
Scared
Maybe i’m just scared or confused. I’m chicken shit when it comes to commitment. I’m trying, believe me but i’m too afraid to open my heart. I’m scared of getting hurt. I have always loved you and i think the feeling is mutual I want us to be more. But i can’t let go of what we are. I’m scared of what we’ll be When everything falls apart, Will you still be here for me? Will we go back to the way we were? Will you still save me? Will you still love me?
The Darkness Consumes Me
The darkness consumes me my ill mind is at ease and i live on ... i made it through another day my heart is cold and frozen my clothes are black and lonely my head is pounding ... waiting to break loose i need to be free as darkness consumes me i feel the earth shake fear washes over me and i am back days have passed .. and still the darkness consumes me my heart is broken the world is still moveing and i'm gunna be okay for now anyway... For now has passed and the darkness is chasing me i dont want to hide i want to be free but yet again the darkness consumes me surrounded by my fears the terror haunts me the darkness controles me and i dont know how to make it through so i'll sit and wait for the darkness to let me break thhrough never crying never dieing unchanging the darknes consumes me I'm happy ... until you get to me like you always do i hate that i needed you but now i am over you head throbing pain ... nothing but black the darkness consu
My "harry Potter" Rankings
Now that I have read all seven books and seen the first five movies, here is how I rank the varies series. The Books: 1. "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" 2. "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" 3. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" 4. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" 5. "Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows" 6. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" 7. "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" The Films: 1. "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" 2. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" 3. "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" 4. "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire" 5. "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"
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Ground Zero
For the first time ever, I find myself sitting here with butterflies in my stomach because of the entry I'm about to write. I have put it off repeatedly for some reason..I guess because I simply can't find the words..I cannot express myself or my feelings about my visit to Ground Zero. September 11, 2001 changed my life, just like it did so many other people. Before that day I must have lived with my head in the sand or something. I have lived in Savannah my whole life. Savannah..a military town..so how could I have been so blind and ignorant in the meaning and validity of the military? I'm ashamed to say..I have no answer for that..the irony is that as I sit here with my stomach in knots three chinooks just flew over my house and shook the walls. LOL It took something as bad as September 11 to change me and wake me up. While I would never EVER say I'm glad it happened, I can say that I think I'm a much better person because of it. In fact I know I am. And I also know I will never forg
Growing Up
Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground? The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties. Your mom was your hero and dad was the boy you were going to marry. Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card game. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine and wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut. The only thing that hurt was skinned knees and the only things that can get broken were your toys. Life was simple and care free and we all had this urge to grow up..? As I was basically forced to grow up, I realized everything isn't as easy as a scraped knee. I love my friends and family. I have been through my ups and downs. Struggles through relationships and frights. I've had the drama and the parties, the deaths and births. I've had the tears and the laughs. But what will never go away are the good memories and the scars I have today. But I realized that every good memory I have is from a scar. My mom kicking me ou
Another Thought For The Day
People are like a garden, you have to weed through the assholes to find the flowers. This thought courtesy of Jason. Thanks, whore =P
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If U Had Me Al0ne...
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BLOGS... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL.
Vote On My Little Man
Im In After Hours Where Are You?????
WELCOME TO FUBAR!Heyy just thought id drop by and invite you into the hottest new lounge on fubar. its a great way to meet new ppl while having a blast and listening to great music. just click the banner to enter!
Need Fu Support
Hi, My name is Charlene and I have a special request for the holidays. Wouldnt it be wonderful for the FU family to actually participate in the reuniting of FU found love. > > My story begins like this. I only joined Cherrytap to find friends. I wasn't looking for love. Well, after awhile and several months I started talking to a guy named Chuck and we instantly hit it off. The more we talked, the more we are interrested in eachother. About four months later he flew 2200 miles to spend his vacation time with me and we fell mad crazy in love with eachother. > > Unfortunately :( we are unable, financially to unite for the holidays to begin, what I feel would be, a Reunited, FUBAR, Home For The Holidays, True Love success story which would be a wonderful theme for FUbar to advertise on it's site. Maybe a new column for, Love connections on Fubar, success Story column. A new fad for this site. Sounds like a really kewl idea. You can start with our story. If interrested please holla bac
Answer To Mumms
Alright, I read alot of blogs, and mumms, but typically don't say much, but here I will give descriptive views on mumms that interest me. 99% of the time I will not mention the names in the mumm or blog. Read it, or don't. #1 a mumm called "I want to know something" This mumm is about wether it is better to blurt your opinion to somebody even if it hurts thier feelings, or lie. My answer is neither is correct. Unless it is a necessity that this person is informed of your oponion ( it benifits them )then you actually have the ability to keep it to yourself. Hell, I encounter ugly people, fat people, loud people, weird people, and even mentally retarded people on a daily basis. Of course I have my opinions, and they would probably benifit these people, but... If my opinion will hurt this persons feelings, and ruin thier day, or worse then what would it hurt to keep my opinion to myself. My advice to the writer of this mumm... Keep a diary. #2 A mumm called "What I
I Need You!
My pic is up for comments in a FuBucks give away! Copy and paste the URL into your browser cuz I'm too stupid for html. http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=47207&albumid=724259&i=2478116968 Come leave me lots and lots of comments because you love me. :) Leave me 50 comments and I'll leave you a profile comment everyday for a month! Leave 100 I'll do that plus rate 100 or all of your photos. Leave even more comments and you'll get all that PLUS be added to my family! There's no naughty pics for family or anything like that... but you get to know that you're one of my favorite FUs! :) Thanks! Please let me know if you've left comments so I can spread the luv! THANKS!!!!
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True Meaning
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2. Five minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only truly five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine". 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it! 5. Loud sigh: This is actualy a word. but is a non verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh beans she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of "nothing"). 6. That's OK.: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's OK" means she wants to think long and hard beforte deciding how and when you w
Away For 3 Weeks Dec, 2007
Going to be gone for Three Weeks starting December 17, 2007 to Jan 11, 2008. Off to Costa Rica for Business and Holiday. I will be getting mail and comming into fubar on Fridays at an Internet Cafe in a remote village in Costa Rica so I will try and answear things then. Keep on Club Faring me. LOL (New phrase).as always all love will be returned, but let me know anyway. MERRY CHRISTMAS Love ya ..::Jewels::..
Drumin4sum.. Moron
drumin4sum: WELL,YOUDEAL WITH YOUR FATNESS,AND LET ME DEAL WITH MY ISSUES ->drumin4sum: go fuck your uncle up the ass drumin4sum: SOMEONE NEEDS TO ROLL YOU INTO JENNT CRAIG ->drumin4sum: I may be fat, but at least I can diet.. what's the cure for your stupid? drumin4sum: WOW,YOU CAN'T LOSE ANY WEIGHT CAN YOU? ->drumin4sum: someone had to get her out and sit her on the corner drumin4sum: OH YEAH,IT NEEDS TO DROP YOUR FAT ASS OFF AT JENNY CRIAG drumin4sum: DID YOU MOM TEL ABOUT DIET FOOD ->drumin4sum: and you do have issues ->drumin4sum: and you'll just have to deal with your issues yourself ->drumin4sum: and you do have issues ->drumin4sum: and you'll just have to deal with your issues yourself drumin4sum: STREET drumin4sum: GET THE FUCK OUT HERE,THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE IS DOWN THE SEET ->drumin4sum: I'll eat what I want when I want ->drumin4sum: not by the dickless eunich you are drumin4sum: YOU NEED TO TRY TO DIET ->drumin4sum: wait, maybe you should l
Hi
HEllo all new to this so bare with me tryin' to figure this all out........HAPPY HOLIDAYZ ALL
How To Treat A Lady
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh
Time (1989)
Living in a world, caught between pleasure and pain, The arrogance of my heart, the insecurities in my brain, A never-ending cycle, of true belief and true doubt Almost sure I’ve reached my limit, need to find my way out Like an inevitable cliché, I reach for comfort in the bottle, As if an answer sits waiting for me in its hollow, I’ve spent so many nights drowning through the years No longer sure what I’m searching for, no longer sure if I care Is it time to give up, to give in and move on? Accept my place in this world and admit I’m not strong, Or do I keep searching, and pushing for the light For my piece of freedom to finally sleep through the night I wish I knew the answer, I fear I never will. I hope I'll always care, I fear I no longer do 1989

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