Fubar Blog Posts 1

Sorry For This Mass Mail It Is Important To Me~~~~
SORRY FOR THIS MASS MAIL IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME~~~~ Ok So I am Watching T.V. Fox 2 Detroit Last Night And They Have Been All Week Airing About Lead In Toys...And Yes Dog Toys Too~ So I was concerned about the Lead in my Daughters Toys and What was Lurking in Her Toy Box~ I went On Line And Looked up All The Toy Recalls~ I Am PISSSED~ You have No Idea How Upset I am~ Example~ Bath Tub Rubber Duck~ Daughter Has Have Since Birth~ Filled With Arsenic~ She Loves That Damn Duck And She Has Had In Her Mouth And In Her Bath Water This Long~ And That is Only One Example~ I have a Garbage Bag Full Of Toys That Have Very Toxic Levels Of Lead In Them And Other Harmful Chemicals~ As A Parent I Am FrFOR THOSES I DON'T HAVE ON MYSPACE~~~ READ THIS~~~~>> IF NEED MORE HELPFUL INFO & LINKS CONTACT ME~~~~

L'audace, L'audace, Toujours L'audace!
I won't be able to hide out in the bathroom anymore! Martha had just left for work this morning after we'd fed Jeffrey six ounces and laid him down for some tummy time and he fell asleep. I was in the bathroom taking care of business at about a quarter to nine when I heard some baby talk and thought it was Jeffrey. Then I heard footsteps and still sat until I heard a knock on the bathroom door. (I'm thankful my mystery guest -- OK, Sarah -- didn't open the bathroom door first.) I got up, washed my hands, and opened the door to see Sarah smiling at me! So now it is confirmed that she CAN turn the doorknob on her bedroom door and make it down the stairs. And when she wants to be, she is really polite! I'm reminded as I write this of when we were having lunch in Dakota Square Mall's food court Sunday afternoon and Sarah sat with her kids' meal. As she finished and gave every indication she wanted to get going, her aunt Mary next to her lifted her from the chair and she walked up

On Yer Knees :d
Dancing with danger right until dawn The sin that you buy and you sell Mom and daddy said "the life that you've led, You'll party you're way straight to hell" On Your knees,You shall be on your knees Cos I want you on your knees You shall be on your knees And I need you on your knees You shall be on your knees Cos I want you on your knees You shall be on your knees Playing with fire, lust in you burns Reflecting the flames in your eyes Sex and pain insane, they're really the same [ Lyrics provided by www.mp3lyrics.org ] Misused and confused, bound and tied On Your knees,You shall be on your knees Cos I want you on your knees You shall be on your knees And I need you on your knees You shall be on your knees Cos I want you on your knees You shall be on your knees On your knees that's where you all shall be Well I bid you come taste your first deadly sin Riding the wild wind and the door to submission Will open and you shall fall in On Your knees,You s

The Naughty Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house; Hormones were raging through every friend and spouse. The guys were hung and the women's pussies had no hair In hopes that the smell of sex would fill the air. Some were already sleeping naked in their beds While visions of orgies and threesomes danced in their heads. My wife in her nightie and I in my Santa cap Were getting ready same hot ass to tap. When in the next room arose such a clatter I sprang with a hard-on to see what was the matter. Away through the window flew Bob giving everyone a flash Becky lay on the bed covering in nothing but wax and ash. A candle lay between her large breasts what happened I had to know Bob's lust did throughout the night grow. Then I couldn't believe what my ears were about to hear Becky said she told Bob she wanted to stick the candle in his rear. Which is why Bob ran out of the room so quick Out into the cold freezing his dick. More rapid than a river the laughter ca

Re: Another Shooter With A History Of Anti-depressant Use
RE: Another Shooter With A History Of Anti-depressant Use ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 06 Dec 2007, 20:01 Another Shooter With A History Of Anti-depressant Use Robert Hawkins, the 19 year old who killed himself and eight other people with an assault rifle last night in Omaha, Nebraska had a history of treatment with psychiatric drugs for depression and ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) and was on prozac according to press reports. http://infowars.net/articles/december2007/061207Shooter.htm past link in brower if want find more out

He`s Got The Whole World In His Hands
He`s got the whole world in his hands He`s got the whole world in his hands He`s got the whole world in his hands He`s got the whold world in his hands He`s go the wind and the rain in his hands He`s got the sun and the moons in his hands He`s got the wind and the rain in his hands He`s got the whole world in his hands He`s got that tiny little baby in his hands He`s got that helpless little baby in his hands He`s got that tiny little baby in his hands He`s got the whole world in his hands He`s got you and me brother in his hands He`s you and me sister in his hands He`s got you and me brother in his hands He`s got the whole world in his hands He`s got everybody in his hands He`s got everybody in his hands He`s got everybody in his hands He`s got the whole world in his hands

Phewwww....
I just got done cleaning out my friends list.... deleted allot of people. ya know i am not on here to collect friends and points. im on here to have fun and talk to people. so if you friend request me...be my friend. im not going to be on your page for long if you dont chat and comment me...:) to the folks i have left...LOVE YA! Sarah

Re: Ron Paul Slams Global Warming "fearmongering"
RE: Ron Paul Slams Global Warming "Fearmongering" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 06 Dec 2007, 19:46 Ron Paul Slams Global Warming "Fearmongering" Congressman Ron Paul, who many would argue has remained somewhat neutral on the issue of global warming thus far, slammed alarmist predictions of the earth's decline as "fearmongering" and encouraged contrarian thinking on the issue during an interview with popular Internet TV broadcast G4. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/120607_slams_fearmongering.htm

Tired
Well school is almost over for the semester... today is my last class and then by tomorrow i have to turn a test in and i'm done till January 7th 2008. Prayers please for me on Monday Dec 10th as i will be having a scope on my shoulder to see what is going on in there. Just pray that they don't find anything very serious and that everything is ok...

Forever?
Love You said the words I love you, But it is obvious things have changed. I said the words I love you, And my feelings are still the same. You said I'll love you forever, But forever wasn't long enough. I said I'll love you always, And I'll mean it forever. But I can not imply to you What that means, 'Cause your version of Forever Isn't what it seems, And my version of Always Seems like an unrealistic dream

Im 23 Today! Woot!
Hey every one im turning 23 today. YEA!!!!!! finally. Now i have to wait for next year and the year after that and the year after that and so on.... each year is going to be different. Well im exited that it is and all that. all im diong is relaxing and playing WOW (world of warcraft). Fun. Well i better get going and all that.oh i got me a job at a shell station and ill be doing car washing. well see you all laters.

As I Walk Through Life
As I Walk Through Life I've learned- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned- that you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned- that money is a lousy way of keeping score. I've learned- that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time. I've learned- that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel. I've learned- that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. I've learned- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hu

Most Recent Issues In My Life
For those who KNOW me, this will be easy to understand for those that don't I will try to put explain everything a little more. Ok so a couple of years my mom lost her right lung to cancer. For the years before that she battled with Hep. C twice. For those who don't know what Hep C is. It attacks your white blood cells and weakens your immune system. We found out she had it the first time and was on what is known as a cocktail which was a serious of three shots that she gave to herself. The second time she was on some pills and the shots. This time we are not sure cuz she has been on all the medicines for Hep C and the doctors are not sure what they are going to do. Now as far as the rest of the bullshit in my life I am once again getting to watch my last surviving grandfather die. He looks and smells like death. I have done this twice before and for some reason it hasn't gotten any easier. I know that I haven't shown my sadness on any of this and that is because life goes on with all

Rob Zombie - Dragula
Superstition, Fear, and Jealousy Dead I am the one, exterminating son Slipping through the trees, stranglin the breeze Dead I am the sky, watchin angels cry While they slowly turn, conquering the worrrrrrrm Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula x2 Dead I am the pool, draining from the fool Weak and want you need, nowhere as you bleed Dead I am the rat, feast upon the cat Tender is the fur, dying as you purrrrrrrrr Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula x2 Do it Baby, Do it Baby Do it Baby, Do it Baby Burn like an animal Dead I am the light, dig into the skin Knuckle crack the bone, 21 to win Dead I am the dog, hound of hell you cry Devil on your back, I can never die Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula x2 Do it Baby, Do it Baby Do it Baby, Do it Baby Burn like an animal Dig through the ditches and

Sick Puppy
My Puppy is very sick she might have cancer. I cant do anything for her. She is by far the most important thing to me. She has helped me through so many bad times. I need to help her but no one can. PLEASE GOD DONT TAKE HER FROM ME TOO !!!!

What Did You Expect?
What Did You Expect? You came into my life As quickly as you left. You grabbed a cutting knife And sliced right through my breast. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect? My heart now cut in two It feels beyond repair. Injury done by you God, life just isn't fair. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect? So here we are, just friends, But I long to be more. Desire with no end Throbbing from my core. You didn't mean to hurt But what did you expect?

I Just Want Someone To Say To Me... Oh, Oh, Oh-oh... I'll Always Be There When You Wake...
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain I like watching the puddles gather rain And all I can do is just pour some tea for two And speak my point of view but it's not sane It's not sane I just want someone to say to me I'll always be there when you wake You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made And I don't understand why I sleep all day And I start to complain that there's no rain And all I can do is read a book to stay awake And it rips my life away but it's a great escape Escape ... All I can say is that my life is pretty plain You don't like my point of view You think that I'm insane It's not sane ... I just want someone to say to me I'll always be there when you wake You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today So stay with me and I'll have it made

"a Memory Locked In Time"
I walk into the room and see mummy sleeping So peaceful as she’s lying there more beautiful than my eyes have ever seen. Her hair as black as a stallion, Her skin so soft and fair, Her dress the color of jade. Her pillow soft as sateen, The blanket to her hips with her hands folded neatly. The yellow roses by her side that say “We’ll miss you mummy; Love Bridgette and Daniel” Then I look at grandma and ask “Why is everyone weeping” She looks at me and says “Isn’t she pristine? I couldn’t find her favorite medallion. Do you like the way they did her hair? Do you know she loved giving medical aid? She always liked drinking the tea that was green. She always did things so sweetly. Did you know she was going to get a little toy spaniel?” I look back at her and say “Grandma you have not answered me.” “What do you mean?” “Why is everyone weeping when mummy is just sleeping?” “Your mummy is not sleeping my dear she went to live in heaven.” “Your mummy is not waking

Christmas Poam
Twas the night before christmas And all through the house Everybody felt shitty Even the mouse Mom at the whorehouse And dad smoking grass I'd just settle down For a nice piece of ass When out on the lawn' I heard such a clatter I sprung from my piece To see what was a matter. Then out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a monment It must be saint nick He came down the chimey Like a bad out of hell I knew in a moment The fucker had fell He filled all stockings With pretzels and beer And a thounderous fart The son of a bitch Blew the chimney Apart He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Piss on you all' And a Hell Of A Night

Take It Off
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find h has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that read

Gold
THE DEEPEST KIND OF LOVE,I LOVE YOU CAUSE THE WAY YOU FILL ME AND THE WAY YOU KNOW I AM THERE THE TRUEST OF FRIENDS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO CHANGE YOU, YOU DON'T NEED CHANGING, YOU'RE FRIENDS SO CLOSE TO YOU LIKE FAMILY, THE TYPE OF PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO, WHEN YOU CAN TOTALLY CONFIDE YOUR HEART UNCONDITIONALLY,AND NOT JUDGE YOU, AND STILL LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE,... THAT IS GOLD.

Paintbrush
I keep my paint brush with me Wherever I may go, In case I need to cover up So the real me doesn't show. I'm so afraid to show you me, Afraid of what you'll do - that You might laugh or say mean things. I'm afraid I might lose you. I'd like to remove all my paint coats To show you the real, true me, But I want you to try and understand, I need you to accept what you see. So if you'll be patient and close your eyes, I'll strip off all my coats real slow. Please understand how much it hurts To let the real me show. Now my coats are all stripped off. I feel naked, bare and cold, And if you still love me with all that you see, You are my friend, pure as gold. I need to save my paint brush, though, And hold it in my hand, I want to keep it handy In case someone doesn't understand. So please protect me, my dear friend And thanks for loving me true, But please let me keep my paint brush with me Until I love me, too.

True Boyfriend
If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i sa

Unwrapping His Christmas Presence
Unwrapping His Christmas Presence By Renee Swope "The virgin will be with child and will give birth to a son, and you will call Him Immanuel, God with us." Isaiah 7:14 (NIV) Devotion: Plans for the perfect Christmas danced in my head! My mom, my brother and my husband's parents were dropping in. Plus my dad and his wife would be here Christmas day, and JJ's brother and family were coming too. Inviting our out-of-town families to our new home for the holidays was a dream come true. The fact that they could all come at some point between Christmas and New Years was just short of a miracle. However, by the time everyone got here, I couldn't wait for them to leave! In the midst of all the preparations, I'd gotten tangled up in Christmas lights and unrealistic expectations. First, my husband and children petitioned for blinking colored lights on the tree. I don't do colored lights on the tree. I am a "white lights" kind of girl, I insisted. JJ decided decorating should be a "f

Tom Petty - Refugee
We got somethin' we both know it We don't talk too much about it Yeah it ain't no real big secret all the same Somehow we get around it Listen it don't really matter to me baby You believe what you want to believe You see you don't have to live like a refugee Somewhere, somehow somebody Must have kicked you around some Tell me why you wanna lay there And revel in your abandon Listen it don't make no difference to me baby Everybody's had to fight to be free You see you don't have to live like a refugee Now baby you don't have to live like a refugee Baby we ain't the first I'm sure a lot of other lover's been burned Right now this seems real to you But it's one of those things You gotta feel to be true Somewhere, somehow somebody Must have kicked you around some Who knows, maybe you were kidnapped Tied up, taken away and held for ransom It don't really matter to me Everybody's had to fight to be free You see you don't have to live like a refugee I said yo

I Won't Be Here For About A Week
To all of my friends, both old and new, I am going to miss you all for about a week. I am moving tonight into a new place...yes, my apartment hunting is finally over, and there is no internet service there until I can get some. So, hopefully by next week I will have net connection once again and be back to haunt ya'll's pages with lots of fubar love. So, take care and have a wonderful weekend and don't have too much fun without me! muahhhhhh Denise aka Southern Tinker ;)

5865
Hey guys....im almost there...i need 5865 more comments and i got it...then i will quit pestering you. you know if i dont get it, im just gonna enter more contests and pester ya some more...lol....please come help. click the pic and bomb away

Spicy Gift "volcano" Definition Solved!!!
For those of you who have been curious as to what the “volcano” gift in the spicy gifts section is, here is a list of dictionary definitions. Please choose the one that closest fits your needs. Volcano 1) Do a girl doggy style. Cum on the small of her back. When it runs down into her ass crack, slap both ass cheeks together, thus creating an eruption. 2) When a man is about to orgasm, he pulls out his dong, aims it at his lover, squeezes his balls with great force while he is ejaculating, then with one powerful forward stroke on the dong, a large amount of baby gravy explodes all over her. 3) An opening in the earth's crust in which molten rock, ash, and gases are released.

Comics #2
a huge ps here If you wanna have a comic made out of your profile pic....a close up of some type that u would use for the profile here now the lettering wont be seen cuz they are so small lol but when they see the pic in your folder or mine they will see it cuz iwll have it in my folder! rules a.make sure its a pic of you ion a close up like mine b. email so ican send it to ya or u can rip it from my folder c. if you want something specifically said make sure you let me know... d. if u wanna have a name like a her lol make a good one for it...lol lets have some fun

In Other News....
I haven't been this bored in ages. To top it all off i have a raging headache. Can't take aspirin cause there's no cups in the cooler.... (There's no penguins in alaska. hahahahahahaha!) I've listened to all my CDs at least twice and I'm getting sick of them. My back is starting to hurt so that rules too. On the plus side I got the best text ever this morning telling me that I got the best present for Christmas ever.

Twas The Month Before Christmas
TWAS THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS God Bless Our Christmas and it's meaning 'Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angel s and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th is just a " Holiday ". Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod Something was changing, something quite odd! Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda. As Targets are hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found. At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears You won't hear the word Christmas; it

Written For Robert
I write this poem for you my friend. I am not so sure how to start or begin to say the things i want to say. To the times that i really needed a friend you have always been there. To the timess i was crying you always made me smile. I am not so sure if I deserve such a wonderful friend. There were days I snapped at you, but I know that you understood. You listened when i talked never interupting me you just listened. You gave me a push when i just didnt feel like going on, you helped me to believe in myself. Telling me that nothing cant be done. Because you cared enough to open your arms to a complete stranger. Although i have never met you, or even been there you were the one that was always here for me. I write this for you my special friend, because you never doubted me or once turned your back on me. I thank you from my heart, and hope that someday i will be able give you back what you have given me. You understand and are always willing to listen tha

Us In A Nuttshell
The first one is mine and the second is hubby's!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (the Archer - 22 November - 21 December) * Spontaneous. * High appeal. * Rare to find. * Great when found. * Loves being in long relationships. * So much love to give. * Not one to mess with. * Very attractive. * Very romantic. * Nice to everyone they meet. * Their Love is one of a kind. * Silly, fun and sweet. * Have their own unique appeal. * Most caring person you will ever meet! * Not the kind of person you wanna mess with because you might end up crying. * Letting go of this you let go of a jewel ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water (the Water Bearer - 20 January - 18 February) * Trustworthy. * Attractive. * GREAT kisser. * One of a kind. * Loves being in long-term relationships. * Extremely energetic. * Unpredictable. * Will exceed your expectations. * Not a Fighter, but

My Wish
On a cold day before Christmas, but it is warm inside, you and I finally meet. You are wearing a juicy, short dress ... but the surprise is yet to come ... You have on a shimmery, seductive, red, lace lingerie on underneath that makes me think that Santa was very good to me for Xmas! We are talking about the sinful red that brings delicious thoughts of you to my imaginitive mind and of what I will do to you next. Are you ready? In a box that is wrapped in bows and ribbons to perfection, there is a double-edged red dildo! You are surprised at the Christmas colour! I have more plans though ... I decide to take you shopping at any store you desire, as long as it has a big dressing room ... The dressing rooms are very big and spacious for some afternoon delight. We know why we are sneaking away to the dressing room for ... ummm hummm ... We close the door ... and I give you a French kiss that you have never indulged in ever in your life. I look at your beautiful face and yummy bo

5 Minute Management Course
5 minute management course Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." - Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Two Hearts
"TWO HEART'S" TWO HEART'S, REACHING OUT. NEVER TO TOUCH, FULL OF DOUBT. TWO HEART'S, FULL OF PAIN. MEETING ONCE, AND MAKEING A CHANGE. TWO HEART'S, TRYING TO MAKE ONE. HOPEING EACH, CAN FIX WHAT'S DONE. TWO HEARTS, IN NEED TO HOLD. KNOWING NOW, THEY'VE FOUND THAT GOLD. TWO HEART'S COMBINE, WITH NO INTENTION. SO MANY FEELING'S, TO MANY TO MENTION. I GIVE MY HEART, AND ALL I AM. WILL YOU RUN, OR MAKE THIS STAND? by;Paul A. 12-5-07

Read This It Is Important
***REPOST OF SCRAPPER'S BLOG*** Greetings fubarbarians: Every day people come to me asking to look into this or that user who you suspect is cheating or harassing another user on the site. I do appreciate your observations as we are a community regulated site. 1. If you send me an email or shout about a cheater please make sure you send me whatever proof you have and explain how you think it is relevant (i.e. screen grabs, emails, ect). All information will be reviewed and documented. If you do not hear back from me, please do not think you are being ignored. 2. If you are being harassed on the site, We do not get involved in user disputes. Please use the block button and ignore the person who is annoying you. I do appreciate the many users out there who are committed to keeping fubar fun and fair. If you see something that doesn't look right, please send it my way. Thanks

Thanks To All Who Has Rated Me
hi all and thanks for the rates i do hope you have rated all you can of my pics i have tried to show the love back hope you all like anyone i have forgot pleasee message me and ill return the favor i need hlp to lvl up thanks adam xxxxxx

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time
Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick And think of you Caught up in circles Confusion Is nothing new Flashback warm nights Almost left behind Suitcase of memories Time after Sometimes you picture me I'm walking too far ahead You're calling to me, I can't hear What you've said Then you say go slow I fall behind The second hand unwinds Chorus: If you're lost you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time If you're lost you can look and you will find me Time after time If you fall I will catch you I'll be waiting Time after time After my picture fades and darkness has Turned to gray Watching through windows you're wondering If I'm OK Secrets stolen from deep inside The drum beats out of time Chorus You said go slow I fall behind The second hand unwinds Chorus Time after time (x10)

The Moment...
lay down your silky form on the ground as the shadows arouse your skin to feel every touch of my tongue, engorging your seed to the point of liquid ecstasy, spread your enlonged legs to the point of no return, caressing yourself constantly to uprise to the moment of no return, close your eyes and feel my eyes stalking you w/ my member, lurking inside of you swallow every bit of me, feel me at the back of your throat, drowning you w/ such sweetness, gasp for air, for you are in the moment of pleasure...... a sensual bite on your inner thighs, drawing a drop of blood, bleeding to your seed, extending my tongue and buring it ...........for a taste

Will It Ever Get Better
Will it ever get better? will the tears ever quit falling. Why can't i just wake up from this nightmare. Will things ever get better? These pictures in my mind are confusing I am not so sure if I really understand. Is the pain really worth the fight? Should i run away and try to forget. Will it ever get better, will i ever be free from the pain, that keeps me from wanting to go on. Will I ever be able to see the light so i can see where it is i am going. Where is the hand that use to wipe the tears away, Where is the blue sky, cant you see I want to go on but the pain paralyizes me, I cannot move. Will it ever Get better? Where is the love that i use to feel for others, i feel like my heart is as cold as ice. Will it ever end? Will it ever get better? Please tell me that the smile will come back, and that I will be able to laugh again. Please tell me this will all go away. Please tell me that it will get better. Will I ever be able to let go. Please

Scrapper's Blog Dated 06 Dec 2007
***REPOST OF SCRAPPER'S BLOG*** Greetings fubarbarians: Every day people come to me asking to look into this or that user who you suspect is cheating or harassing another user on the site. I do appreciate your observations as we are a community regulated site. 1. If you send me an email or shout about a cheater please make sure you send me whatever proof you have and explain how you think it is relevant (i.e. screen grabs, emails, ect). All information will be reviewed and documented. If you do not hear back from me, please do not think you are being ignored. 2. If you are being harassed on the site, We do not get involved in user disputes. Please use the block button and ignore the person who is annoying you. I do appreciate the many users out there who are committed to keeping fubar fun and fair. If you see something that doesn't look right, please send it my way. Thanks

Next Round
myspace layoutsGET SEXY IN THE VIBRATIONS LOUNGEFree Comments & Graphics NEXT ROUND ....NEXT WINNERS....GET YOUR BOOTY UP THERE ...YOU GOT NOTHING TOO LOSE JUST TOO WIN ....HOT BARTENDERS...HOT POLE DANCERS....SEXY OWNER ...GREAT MUSIC.... ADRENALINE RADIO COME ON WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE.... JUST PUSH THE LINK BELOW AND SEE YOU ARE IN THE LOUNGE ...GREAT WELCOME FROM THE STAFF AND OWNER....YOU GONE LOVE VIBRATIONS ...WOOOHOOOOO Habibi - Milk & Sugar - Watch the top videos of the week here THIS BULLITEN IS BROUGHT TOO YOU BYE HENNIE AKA SHAUNY32

Work (ugh)
I gotta make this entry short cause, surprise, I gotta go to work soon. :( I work in a grocery store deli and it sucks. I guess I enjoy the company of the people im working with but just the things we have to do and some of the customers, gosh it's enough to give anyone a headache. It's also not the cleanest job and the head manager is incredible fussy when it comes to overtime (lets just say my manager back in the deli gets in trouble if any of us gets overtime). I don't even know if im gonna be at this job for much longer but oh well I guess. The only thing I really like about my job is the free food. I guess that makes the job ok then. Well i gotta wrap this one up. Take care.

Read How Blonde's Fish
Blonde Ice Fishing A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.

When She Smiles
"WHEN SHE SMILE'S" WHEN SHE SMILE'S, I FEEL ALIVE. DETERMINED TO BE, AS I STRIVE. WHEN SHE SMILE'S, I KNOW NO PAIN. YET STILL I BELIEVE, I'M GOING INSANE!!!! WHEN SHE SMILE'S, I KNOW SHE'S REAL. SO FOR NOW, I KNOW WHAT I FEEL. WHEN SHE SMILE'S, I'LL HIDE MY PAIN. BE ALL I CAN, TO HELP HER CHANGE.... by;Paul A. 11-9-07

!!important!! Virus Warning
Subject: Important Warning This is of interest? At least a heads up ? I just received it. Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point presentation called'' LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL'If you receive it DO NOT open the file under any circumstances, and delete it immediately. . If you open this file, a mes sage will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful' Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it. The virus has been created by a hac

A Redneck Letter
Dear Billy joe Bob, I'm writting this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Pa read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 minutes of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. I even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works so well, though, Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain, we haven't seen it since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for fourdays. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Bubba said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me an

How To Send
Ok for those of you who DON'T know about or how to use the new FUPAL feature here is a simplified tutorial. Step 1: visit users profile Step 2: scroll down the page until you see the little FUPAL button located under said user's default picture Step 3: Click on little FUPAL button (it is green) Step 4: Enter desired amount to transfer to said user ((( NOTE there is a 20% transfer fee for each transaction ))) Step 5: Send a lil message along with your transaction so the said user knows you care! Step 6: YOUR ALL DONE NOW YAY!!! DON'T FORGET THE RATE THIS BLOG! THANKS SO MUCH!

Genuine Finnish Kebeb...
I had pasta with cheese and tomatosauce for lunch. Actually, I eat pasta quite much, almost everyday. Once I was asked, what is the typical Finnish food, I couldn’t answer. The pasta with cheese and tomato didn’t sound the right answer, even if it was the truth. Because, there’s no real Finnish food, or they are very few. We like to mix different traditions around the world. In Finland, there’s a fast food chain, which has an advertisement saying “genuine Finnish kebab” (which is the title of this post aswell). But I think no one denies, that kebab is a part of Finnish cuisine. It’s extremely popular, and there’s a kebab kiosk on every corner. They say sausages are traditional Finnish food. Or at least the advertisers say. Which is quite paradoxal, because Finnish sausages doesn’t taste that good. They include too much flour, and too little meat. Compared to German, Polish, or Hungarian sausages, Finnish products are quite modest. Well, maybe the traditional “black” sausage th

Today
My hororscope.... You're often telling other people how it is -- or how it should be -- but today, you need to turn the tables. Try not to say as much and really listen to everyone of any importance in your life. WOW..... seriously???? of all things.... WOW....

Thankful
As we are in the xmas season remember your family and friends for they are in your life for a reason. Enjoy the time you have with them for it could be taken away tell them that you care for you may never get the chance take that chance and say what you want for they may not know how you really feel be thankful you have someone who cares for you never know what might happen you may lose them in a second and never get the chance to say I care.

Wanted Monte Carlo Pics
If you have a Monte Carlo and want to show it off send me some pics. I do custom paint work and would love to see some cools shit and send info on it as well so i know this isnt just some pic of someone elses car. Stop in my pics and take a look at my 79 Monte. Rock ON

A Poem Written By A Marine
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WIL

For You Grandma
Four Candles for You by Unknown The first candle represents our grief. The pain of losing you is intense. It reminds us of the depth of our love for you. This second candle represents our courage. To confront our sorrow, To comfort each other, To change our lives. This third candle we light in your memory. For the times we laughed, The times we cried, The times we were angry with each other, The silly things you did, The caring and joy you gave us. This fourth candle we light for our love. We light this candle that your light will always shine. As we enter this holiday season and share this night of remembrance with our family and friends. We cherish the special place in our hearts that will always be reserved for you. We thank you for the gift your living brought to each of us. We love you. We remember you. For you Grandma your strength gave me the courage to see me through my darkest times. You were always there when we needed you, you guided

Life
What the hell is wrong with America these days I dont understand why everyone is so superficial these days. I mean why does everyone get so bent out of shape if one hair is out of place or if they dropped some food on their shirt Its stupid. People just need to lighten up be a little more laid back and take life as it comes!!!!

Dream
Last nights dream: It started with Tony and I walking around this house with a realtor. It was a little house, and very run down. There was a main floor and an upstairs, hardly any walls. Nothing was finished, the floors were plywood and the walls were bare drywall. Upstairs there was a big main area and a small room that you had to jump across an opening to get to, and another room you couldn’t use, because the floor was rotting and you would obviously fall thru. There were tons of windows, like a ridiculous amount. The realtor was telling us of the homes history, how a family died there and it was haunted. I had creepy feelings and kept hearing things like random footsteps behind me and the front door closing. I hated this house. Tony decided he loved it and bought it right there. I was horrified. The realtor left us with our new home, and Tony had to leave for work. So there I was, alone in this weird creep haunted house just thinking to myself, “How am I going to live the rest o

Personal Salutes
Ok im getting desperate here! Im going to be getting a sntas helper costume soon and uploading some pics.Send me FuBucks and I'll make you one!:) SFW of course and whatever you can afford!I have friends on so many different levels that i dont want to be greedy setting a price. Whats it worth to you?lol Any really high amounts I might be convinced to do a boob salute instead of just pieces of paper:P For those that get all pissy saying im charging for salutes noone is making anyone do anything. if it makes ya feel better ill rate all you pics(under 500) for some fubucks too!:) lmaooooo Im suck a fubuck whore!!!!!

A Little Advice............
IF YOU THINK TOO MUCH... YOU HAVE MORE QUESTONS... IF YOU DREAM TOO MUCH... YOU MISS WHATS IN FRONT OF YOU... IF YOU LOVE TOO MUCH... YOU WILL ALWAYS BE BROKEN.... LIFE COMES WITH NO GUARANTEES... NO TIME OUT- NO SECOND CHANCES... LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU CAN... SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY... TELL SOMEONE WHAT THEY MEAN 2 U... TELL THEM OFF... HOLD SOMEONES HAND... COMFORT A FRIEND.... SPEAK OUT LOUD... DANCE IN THE RAIN... FALL ASLEEP WATCHING THE SUN COME UP... STAY UP LATE... BE A FLIRT... SMILE TIL YOUR FACE HURTS... BE AFRAID TO FALL IN LOVE OR TAKE A CHANCE... AND MOST OF ALL LIVE IN THE MOMENT... BECAUSE WHEN YOU LOOK BACK... SOMEDAY KNOWING YOU HAVE NO REGRETS... IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU SMILE!!! AND ALWAYS REMEMBER.... THAT I'M EVERYTHING I SAID I WISH I WASN'T... AND NOTHING I SAY I AM... IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING WHO EVERYONE ELSE WANTS YOU TO BE... IT'S ABOUT BEING YOURSELF... AND FINDING SOMEONE WHO LOVES EVERY BIT OF IT!!!!! SOMETIMES WE HAVE TO... STOP

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzz

Chicken Manicotti With Chive Cream Sauce
12 packaged dry manicotti shells 1 (8-ounce) container soft-style cream cheese with chives and onions 2/3 cup milk 1/4 cup freshly grated Romano or Parmesan cheese 2 cups (10 ounces) chopped cooked chicken or turkey 1 (10-ounce) package frozen chopped broccoli, thawed and drained 1/2 of a 7-ounce jar roasted red sweet peppers, drained and sliced* Freshly ground pepper to taste Paprika 1. Cook manicotti shells according to package directions. Drain; rinse with cold water and drain again. 2. Meanwhile, for sauce, in a small heavy saucepan, melt cream cheese over medium-low heat; stirring constantly. Slowly add milk, stirring until smooth. Stir in Romano or Parmesan cheese. Remove from heat. 3. For filling, in a medium mixing bowl stir together 3/4 cup of the sauce, chicken, broccoli, roasted red peppers and black pepper. Using a small spoon, carefully fill each manicotti shell with about 1/3 cup of the filling. 4. Arrange the filled shells in a 3-quart rectangul

Chicken And Cornbread Dressing
1 chicken, approximately 3 1/2 pounds Water to boil chicken 1 1/2 tablespoons salt 1 tablespoon black pepper 1 tablespoon garlic powder 2 celery stalks, chopped 2 cups chopped green onions, divided Double batch of baked cornbread 6 slices white bread or 4 large biscuits 12 hardboiled eggs 1. Place chicken in a large pot and cover with water. Add salt, black pepper, garlic powder, and chopped celery. Boil chicken until almost tender, add 1/2 cup of the chopped green onions and cook until chicken is tender. Remove chicken to a platter to cool. 2. In another pot, crumble up cornbread, and white bread or biscuits. Add enough broth from cooking the chicken to the corn bread until it is slightly soupy. Chop up 9 of the hardboiled eggs finely and add to the bread. Add the remaining green onions. 3. Debone the chicken , (don't put the liver, heart or gizzard into the dressing) and add it to the dressing. This will make more dressing than most families want at one time. T

Chicken & Vegetable Lasagna
Noodles Ingredients: 8 ounces (10) uncooked lasagna noodles Meat Sauce Ingredients: 1 tablespoon butter or margarine 1 large (1 cup) onion, chopped 1 (8-ounce) package (2 cups) sliced fresh mushrooms 2 medium (2 cups) zucchini, cut into 1/4-inch slices, halved 2 cups cubed 1/2-inch cooked chicken 1/3 cup water 1 (14 1/2-ounce) can diced tomatoes with basil, garlic and oregano 1 (6-ounce) can tomato paste 2 teaspoons Italian seasoning 1 teaspoon garlic salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper Filling Ingredients: 8 ounces (2 cups) crumbled feta cheese 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley 1 large egg, slightly beaten 2 cups (8 ounces) mozzarella cheese, shredded 1. Heat oven to 350°F. 2. Cook lasagna noodles according to package directions. Drain. 3. Meanwhile, melt butter in 12-inch skillet over medium heat until sizzling; add onions, mushrooms and zucchini. Continue cooking, stirring occasionally, until vegetables are crisply tender (6 to 7 minutes). Stir in all remainin

Fan B4 Adding ????? Why
I am absolutly fe wrote this one :) Why is it so damn important for me to fan somebody i don't know who isn't in the military, fire department, police department, or other "hero" type work. I prefer to fan someone after i have known them for a while. Why can't i be your friend first? i don't mind rating you, but if i have to "fan" you before i can "add" you i am not going to do anything, you will not get any points, comments, or rating from me!

Chicken And Potato Taco Pie
2 cups prepared mashed potatoes 1 (1.25-ounce) package ORTEGA® Taco Seasoning Mix, divided use 1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 pound ground chicken or turkey 1/2 cup chopped onion 1 small red bell pepper, seeded and chopped 1 (16-ounce) can ORTEGA® Refried Beans 1/2 cup ORTEGA Salsa - Homestyle Recipe (Mild) 1/4 cup water 1. Preheat oven to 350°F. Lightly grease 13x9x2-inch ovenproof baking dish. 2. Combine potatoes and 2 tablespoons seasoning mix in medium bowl; spoon into prepared pie plate to form crust. Heat oil in medium skillet; add chicken, onion and bell pepper. Cook until chicken is cooked through and no longer pink. Stir in beans, salsa, water and remaining seasoning mix; cook until heated through. Pour into potato crust. 3. Bake for 30 minutes; top with lettuce, cheese and olives, if desired. Makes 6 servings.

Caesar Chicken Pasta
Pasta in a light Caesar sauce topped with crisp, browned croutons. Caesar Chicken Pasta 7 ounces (2 cups) uncooked dried penne pasta 2 cups chopped cooked chicken 3/4 cup creamy Caesar salad dressing 1/2 cup reduced sodium chicken broth 1/3 cup chopped green onions 1/4 cup finely chopped red pepper 1 1/2 cups (6 ounces) mozzarella cheese, shredded 1 1/2 cups Caesar-seasoned croutons 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Cook pasta according to package directions. Drain. 2. Meanwhile, combine all remaining ingredients except croutons and Parmesan cheese in large bowl. Add cooked pasta; stir to combine. 3. Spoon pasta mixture into ungreased 2-quart round casserole. Top with croutons and Parmesan cheese. Bake for 20 to 25 minutes or until heated through and croutons are golden brown. Makes 6 (1 1/4-cup) servings. Tip: Pasta is made from a durum wheat flour called semolina and com

Today 12/6/07
Thanx 4 all that have become Members in the last few days:) We have 18 members in just a little over 2 days so I think we're doing pretty good. I will be putting in daily updates for you in this blog so be sure to check it out. Ok, first of all a few reminders, Please make sure to add Member of Dylon's Divas to you profile name. My assistants and I will be checking and if you don't know who they are, check my profile(All the Divas are on there). Make sure to rate/fan/add all the Divas, You are all very special women so let's make sure we all get to know one another. Oh, I need your help as well, please help me maintain the site and help me level up cuz I need more picture space for the Divas...Just come in and rate me so that I can get more pics..hehe...I hate asking but I wanna make sure we have room for all the Divas, cuz we will be getting more soon;) And for my last thing for today, A Special Diva Shout out to Diva Mcdreamy for all her help with the ID Badges and Diva Pics!!! So m

Cheese And Chicken Enchiladas
With leftover cooked chicken, it's a snap to assemble these creamy enchiladas. Cheese and Chicken Enchiladas 1 small onion, chopped 1 1/2 cups cooked shredded chicken breast meat 3/4 cup shredded cheddar cheese, divided use 1 (16-ounce) jar ORTEGA Salsa - Homestyle Recipe, divided use 1/2 of an 8-ounce package cream cheese 8 (7 or 8-incj) soft taco-size flour tortillas 1. Preheat oven to 350° F. Spray large nonstick skillet with nonstick cooking spray. Add onion; cook over medium-high heat for 4 to 5 minutes or until tender. Add chicken, 1/2 cup cheddar cheese, 3/4 cup salsa and cream cheese. Heat and stir for 2 to 3 minutes or until cheeses are melted. 2. Spoon a scant 1/3 cup chicken mixture down center of each tortilla; roll up. Place in 13 x 9-inch (3-quart rectangular) baking dish; drizzle with remaining salsa. Sprinkle with remaining cheddar cheese; cover. Bake for 15 minutes or until heated through and cheese on top is melted. Top with additional salsa, if d

Love Like This By Natahsa Bedingfield F. Sean Kingston
Oh… Never find a love like this We go back so far, swingin in your back yard, all the things that we used to do We were cool back in high school ooh I really liked you, must have been your attitude. That’s why you keep on runnin in and out of my mind. As the years they’ll roll by, Baby, now I know why I keep comin back to you. You’re the only one that knows me, love it when you hold me, never find a love like this. Let me hear you say, now I’ll never be lonely, look at what you’ve shown me, never find a love like this Well this life tried to keep us apart you keep callin me back to your heart. Let me hear you say, I'm so glad you found me, wrap your world around me, never find a love like this. All the guys tried to take me, you’re the one who saved me, I feel like I owe you my life. And as strange as it may seem, I’ll go if you take me I'm willing to sacrifice. That’s why you keep on runnin in and out of my mind. As the years, they’ll roll

Stupid People- Brittany Spears.
Brittany Spears is my asshot for the week, possibly the year. How many children can you have before you get the "mother thing" down right? My advice to Brittany... 1. Babies have carseats for a reason. 2. Your children might be less confused about mommy if she would move back to the trailer park. 3. Dont take pics of your pregnant body, unless you are gonna make your own pornsite. 4. Get your tubes tied. 5. Buy motherhood for dummies!

Elite 11?
I was just paying by debts off for my Happy Hour Giveaway (50 Happy Hour 11's) To the last two remaining participants of my give away ... When it occurred to me: Why don't I start a group of friends to help each other for a few days? I thought if 11 people got together, and promised (hopefully everyone's honest) to give each other 10 eleven's for 11 days, one of the 11 give 100 to ONE person - Each day rotating to the giver/reciever ... It would be nice way to get some points fast! I was thinking about adding 11 other things too! So, I'm going to try it - wont hurt to try ... And I think it would be fun to know for 11 days you're getting some good point AND helping others too! Please let me know if interested! Greg

If I Cried A Tear
If I cried a tear from my broken heart,a lonely tear for a world fallen apart. Would you ease my pain and my misery, would you care and comfort me ? If I cried at ear of painful sorrow, If I lost all hope for a new tomorrow. Would you dry my tear's and ease my pain, Would you make me smile once again ? If I cried a tear from within my soul, The flame turned dark and icy cold. Would you relight the embers deep inside, would you dry the tear I have cried ? If I cried a tear full of pain & misery,A tear so dark like the flame inside of me. would you chase away the gray clouds & the rain, would you bring back my beautiful rainbows again? If I cried a tear of nothing /it just ran down my face. A tear longing for a warm, gentle embrace.would you be there in my time of need,would you...I beg?......I plead?

100 Rules For The Female Slave
100 Rules for the female slave 1. i will serve, obey and please my Master. 2. Above all else my only desire is to please my Master. 3. i worship my Master. 4. i worship my Master's body. 5. The power of my Master fills me with awe. 6. To receive pleasure i must earn it. 7. i worship my Master's whip. 8. i trust my Master. 9. i am nothing more than an object of great value - an instrument to be used by my Master for his pleasures. 10. i will ask my Master for permission to satisfy whatever need i have before acting on it. 11. my body and mind is the property of my Master. 12. i must always give thanks to my Master for all i am given immediately after receiving what He gives me. 13.

Venting
Sometimes I just think about how I want so much more in life, but I don't understand why. I have all I can ask for and I am very, very thankful for what I have. I dunno if that is a good thing or a bad thing, or maybe just an indifferent thing. Sometimes though, life makes no sense what so ever and it all just seems so meaningless and sometimes it just kinda comes together and things make sense, at least for a brief moment in time. Maybe I just think way too much. I just want a real job, nice things, and to meet this man of my dreams. I would give him the world if I could, but what good would that do? I'll just find something more useful. My thoughts are kind of starting to run together, as you can tell. I am tired, lonely and upset. Anyways, I should stop rambling now. I was just venting my feelings of want. As long as I have God, My family, My love, and my health..I guess I shouldn't complain.

Women Over 40 -by Andy Rooney
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a

Last Blog
This will my last blog! I feel compeled to right this. For those who were true friends, I will miss you. For those of you who took my friendship for points and rateings, You'll never know what you missed. For those of you who ook a piece of my heart and used it for your own gains, Well,I can only say that I pray it never happens to you! If it has, Then I am truly sorry And I mean that. I know now how it feels. There are some very good people he so don't let what has happened to me let you think any less of those who are looking for tue friendship here! I will leave a part of my heart here and it hurts. Good luck with your points and rates and leveling. I'm sure it will make you happy. Merry Christmas and a very happy New Years. Good bye and Thanks for the lessons. You can teach old dogs new thgs. LOL

Lmao...simulator!
Instructions: After the webpage loads, click the "male button" first... THEN click the "female button!" KEEP CLICKING!!! It WILL come to an end, but it's hilarious! http://www.bitoffun.com/weirds-orgasmic_simulator.htm

Hahahaha
So I am emailing my FU GF Persia to try to not be so freaking bored today... I told her that I had two words to describe her: A HANDFUL... She replies: No I'm not. I dunno how many of you know her... but I am sure those of you who do will agree..lmao

This Is The First Post To This Area Of My Blog
ok this Blogs purpose is to record all hte slanderous comments and statments from my exhusband (or ex wife if you go look at one pic on his profile). What will be posted here are all blog entries of his about me, comments he posts about me, and emails he sends and any picture links to comments about me. He has 2(TWO) active profiles on here rattpack9s and rattpack He also has two other people spying and commenting for him and there messages will be posted as well rattseyes, and princes of ratt First postings I have recoverd. subject: ratt post date: 2007-12-04 16:50:12 views: 4 comments: 0 ratings: 0 well so the new man of my soon to be ex wife as soon as thay pay for it i never did and messing a round and why did my kid get set on by a 295 pond woman and yeld at a lot and i all most lost my kid to lies but be cases i called state first be fore she left and said all kind of crazy thang and well i keep all paper work so any thang i say i can bring it up when nee

Going Into....
week number two and good news they're right where they are supposed to be as in they haven't fallen!!! Still feeling like doo-doo but will be back to normal soon and kissin and lickin and gropin soon.... Nip Tweeks MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This Riddle May Stump You! Hehehe
Keep scrolling for the answer! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....................I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC!!! lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Gotta Love It
This is too funny!!! In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game , s he doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrin

Hope 2 B Back Soon....
Hey ya'll... Just thought I'd let ya know that I wont be online for awhile other than to check my emails cuz I am having problems with my internet server right now... Make sure u come by my page and leave some luvin... I'll get ya back when I am able to... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!!!!!!!!!!! luv ya

'twas The Night Before Christmas' - Twisted...hehehe
'Twas the night before Christmas, and damn it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts. Look out for

Cancer
CANCER-CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

A Different X-mas Poam
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twen

Hope 2 B Back Soon
Hey all... Just wanted to let ya'll know I wont be online for awhile. I hope to be back on soon, just dont know how soon. Dont forget to come by my page and leave sum luvin.... I'll getcha back when I get back online... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all!!!! luv ya!!!!!!!!!!

Your Hearts Request
Bittersweet, a songs request, to light my cheek, upon thine chest. With doting eyes, and sweet refrain, in your arms, now drenched in rain. I pray thee hear, I pray thee see, how bittersweet, you are to me. With all the love, and all my joy, my heart be thine, thy intimate toy. Kiss me love, and never part, bring back to me, this bitter heart. Now filled with love, from your sweet care, tie it in, with locks of hair. I love you so, and hope you'll feel. How deep it burns, and oh so real. One more kiss, and then a smile. A chance to dream, of you awhile. I hope you shine, with these words left. And hold them too, close to thy chest. Thy beating heart, thy smiling charm, keep my love, safe from harm

Seriuosly
I am here to meet cool ass people and maybe find a online relationship. If you are a perv ar a hater please don't bother. I am a cool ass bitch who likes to have a good time, and party. I have a really big heart and it gets broken very easily. So please haev some respect and don't bother if you don't mean it.

Poem
She stays there where I prepare for every dream- She's the scheme to every plan, she's the reason that I'm a man. The unknown place within my head- that special place where things seem dead; I was whitewashed, now I paint it red- I paint her face upon my bed.

I Gotta Watch That.
Yet again I was on the floor putting files back wondering why everyone was staring at me and going around me in exagerrated motions. Was in a split filing. Again. Listeing to Atreyu so I was slightly headbanging at the same time. Woooooooooooooo. I gotta remember when at work; act normal.

Repost
LIBRA-GOOD IN BED (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick yo

Lmao...automotive Safety!
A married couple are driving along a highway doing a steady speed of 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice: "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." ~~~~~ The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead, but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. ~~~~~ The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it," he says "because I have been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are." ~~~~~ Again the wife remains quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and increases the speed to 75 mph. ~~~~~ He pushes his luck, "I want the house" he says insistently. ~~~~~ Up to 80 mph. ~~~~~ He continues "I want the car too." ~~~~~ Up to 85 mph. ~~~~~ "And" he says, "I'll have all the bank accounts, the credit cards, and the boat!" ~~~~~ The car slowly slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. Thi

Own Him For 24 Hours
OK LADIES OWN MY BRO TONY 4 24 HOURS MEN TO LIKE WHAT U SEE HIGHEST BIDDER GETS HIM AND HAVE HIM 4 24 HOURS ANYWAY U WANT SO START BIDDING BIG PIMPIN GIFTS BLAST VIPS ETC FUBUCKS ALL ACCEPT SO IT WILL GO TILL 10 PM SO LETS SEE WHO GETS HIM

Atlantis Launch Postponed
STS-122 Atlantis Launch Scrubbed For Today. Image Above: Atlantis on Launch Pad 39A. Photo credit: NASA/Kim Shiflett Image Above: Atlantis delivers the Columbus Module to the ISS. The Columbus Module is the largest contribution to the ISS by the European Space Agency (ESA). Dec. 6, 10:30 a.m. EST: During tanking, two of four LH2 (Liquid Hydrogen) Engine Cutoff (ECO) sensors (sensor #3 and #4) failed to respond appropriately, which is a Launch Commit Violation. The requirement to proceed calls for 3 of 4. The launch was scrubbed at 9:56 a.m. EST on the recommendation of Launch Director Doug Lyons. Mission Management Team Chairman LeRoy Cain concurred following a short briefing on the issue. The ice inspection team will proceed with an abbreviated vehicle inspection prior to offloading the LO2 (Liquid Oxygen) and LH2 and recycle for a launch attempt tomorrow, at 4:09 p.m. A press briefing is tentative scheduled for 4 p.m. An update is forthcoming on NASA

Dear Santa
Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in trash disposal. How about I send you a f***ing dictionary so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell! Santa P.S. Have your mother start calling you Rain Man! ________________________ Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa _______________________ Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, What, like your dad's going to quit banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane? Tell your mom to lose some weight and I'll talk to your daddy.

All Family Please Read
RULES: THERE ARE NOT MANY BUT SOME I FEEL ARE NEEDED Family: 1. No member who runs 2 tags may hold a leadership in the family. running 2 tags as just member will be fine but please advise me before you join someone else. and first prioroty will be Mystic Warriors Some have ask about honorary members these are member who first priority is to their first family these members will be given equal respect. as well as there families 2. As i stated before this is a no pressure bombing family but that does not mean you can do nothing at all 3. No drama any member causing this will be dismissed no questions ask 4. Any problems within the kingdom will be handled by myself or real flirt if it is with another family please let us handle it do not try and do it yourself Contest: 1. Because we have 2 platoon only 2 members in a contest at one time we want to give that member all support we can 2. Please advise me before entering a contest so i can make su

Fing Bitch
watch out for this con bitch she will rip you off she said i married you for a weeks blast went you do she block you the bitch name is ¢¾tastyflutterby ¢¾{IAR#5} she should be ban from this site you dont need people like that on here

Military Christmas Poem(never Forget)
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzz

Lmao...i'm A Statistic!
I am one of 156 million... Presidential candidates Hilary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards were flying to a convention. Barack looked at Hilary, chuckled, and said "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Hilary shrugged her shoulders and replied "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy." John added "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy." Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot "Such big shots back there. I could throw ALL THREE of them out of the window and make 156 million people happy!"

Brand Names Really Are Better!
Dear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product .

Last Call!
Drinks Show Your Personality! Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could "nail" a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results: Part A ~ Women: Their drinks, Their personality, & YOU! BEER: Personality: Casual, low maintenance, down to earth. Your approach: Challenge her to a game of pool. BLENDER DRINKS: Personality: Flaky, whiney, annoying; a pain in the ass. Your approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy. MIXED DRINKS: Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste, knows exactly what she wants. Your approach: You don't. If she's interested, she'll send you a drink! WINE (does not include White Zinfandel): Personality: Conservative, classy. Sophisticated, yet giggles. Your approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends. WHITE ZINFANDEL: Personal

How I Feel About Him - Part 2
BUBBLY by COLBIE CAILLAT I've been awake for a while now you've got me feelin like a child now cause every time i see your bubbly face I get the tinglies in a silly place CHORUS It starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose where ever it goes I always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go The rain is fallin on my window pane but we are hidin in a safer place under the covers stayin safe and warm you give me feelins that i adore CHORUS It starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go What am i gonna say when you make me feel this way I just........mmmmmmmmmmm CHORUS It starts in my toes makes me crinkle my nose where ever it goes i always know that you make me smile please stay for a while now just take your time where ever you go I’ve been asleep for

One Flaw In Women
One Flaw In women By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the

Hey All... My Contact Info!!!!!
HEY HEY HEY.. for ALL MY FRIENDS and FAMILY... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE... i decided to just post a blog and let EVERYONE know what my contact info is... donbellwa on yahoo/email igor2@hotmail.com on MSN/email/myspace and OF course you can always contact me on here... MUCH love to all... Don / Lover1371 PS... if you decide to contact me on ANYTHING.. PLEASE... let me know who you are...lol...

My Upland Presentation Was... Interesting.
So, ya know the old nightmare of being naked in front of a group of ppl? Well... I had Upland Wednesday morning at 8am and we had to give our presentations on the projects we've been working on. He gave a short lecture then we took a break before starting the presentations. At the last minute of the break I decided I'd better go to the restroom while I can, so I hurry. I have on the bikini style panties. I'm in there rushing and I'll be damned if I didn't break one of the strings on the side. So there I am, in the stall with my panties half hanging off like "what the hell!" So I'm trying to figure out how I can fix it... I couldn't tie it in any way. So I said "fuck it," broke the other side, took them off, threw them in the trash, and there I was, giving my presentation without any underwear. I'm not used to going commando, so I'm feeling like I'm naked standing there in front of everyone trying not to laugh my ass off about the whole situation. Was fucking hilarious.

Got Religion???
Over coffee one day, four Catholic mothers are proudly discussing their four sons' achievements in life. The first mother, voice full of pride, says: "My son is a priest, and when he enters the room, everyone calls him 'Reverend.' " The second mother, with a smirk on her face says: "My son is a Bishop, and when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Your Excellency.' " The third mother: "Far be it from me to humiliate you, but my son is a Cardinal, and when he walks into the room, everyone calls him 'Your Eminence.' " The fourth mother takes a sip from her coffee. The others look at her questioningly as if to say "Surely he is not the Pope!", and she whispers in awe and adoration: "My son is a formidable 6 foot 4 inches tall and very muscular stripper... And when he enters the room, people go into a trance, and yell out at the tops of their voices:

I Got To Say Sorry
GOOD MORNING AFTERNOON WHATEVER IT IS WHERE YOU ARE ...I GO T TO SAY SORRY TO ALL MY FRIENDS IF I HAVE NOT GOTTON TO YA IN A WHILE I AM TRYING TO GET TO EVERYONE IF ONLY TO SHOW LOVE ..WANT TO SAY HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL ...YOUR FRIENDSHIP MEANS ALOT TO ME .........HAVE NOT FOGGOTON BOUT ANYONE ..E BEEN VERY BUSY HERE LATELY ......BUT OVER THE HOLIDAYS I HOPE TO CONTACT EVERYONE ...THANKS AND HAVE A GREAT DAY .AND A SAFE WEEKEND ..........................................................SHOWIN ALL LOVE RON

Yes Fake Pics
IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ADDED THIS GIRL HER NSFW PICS ARE FAKE SHE HAS DOWNLOADED THEM SHE SEEMS TO THINK THAT SHE CAN HAVE ANY GUY SHE LIKES I CAN TELL YOU THAT SHE HAS SLEPT WITH OVER 400 GUYS AND HAS STDs SO TAKE YOU DONT TOUCH HER ITS JUST A WARNING THIS HER Andoverbike@ fubar PLEASE REPOST

If U Have A Problem With Me....
then please get off my friends list! i wuz just called a spoiled bitch that bitches about everything... who the fuck cares? duznt everyone here have that right? freedom of speech? so anywayz he blocked me before i could respond... damn... so again, please be my guest and delete me from ur friends list if u have a problem with me...

The Spirit Behind Christmas
Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities. But for those who were genuinely in need, his heart was as big as all outdoors. It was from him that I learned the greatest joy in life comes from giving, not from receiving. It was Christmas Eve 1881. I was fifteen years old and feeling like the world had caved in on me because there just hadn't been enough money to buy me the rifle that I'd wanted so bad that year for Christmas. We did the chores early that night for some reason. I just figured Pa wanted a little extra time so we could read in the Bible. I was still feeling sorry for myself and to be honest I wasn't in much of a mood to read Scriptures. But Pa didn't get the Bible but instead he bundled up and went outside. I couldn't figure it out because we had already done all the chores. Soon Pa came back in. It was a cold clear night out and there was ice in his beard. "Come on,

Eyes
read the one of the color eyes you have then repost as ____ Eyes Black Eyes People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really hot. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They love to party.They are very satisfying and love to please. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka wolves)) when they need to be. If you repost this and you

Santa And The Soldier (for All You Devil Dogs Out There)
SANTA & THE SOLDIER T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED

Mr. Mom! Hehehe
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the check book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the l

Oct,23
It's important for you to take things to the next level. It could be romantic, professional, spiritual or in some other aspect of your life, but you shouldn't be afraid of making the big commitment. Hummmmm makes ME wonder........Lost Hippie#!$@ opppppsss nevermind had 2 think `bout it~!

A Soldier's Christmas
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzz

Getting Even!
Getting Even One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat". The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and of

Sorry- Buckcherry
Oh I had alot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days We get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears yo

Where Am I?
My friends on here have been wondering where I have been. Well, it has been pretty busy lately. Plus they have been cracking down on those of us who like to be online while working. Been dealing with a lot of work lately. I also had an interview with the local police department about open positions there. I am going back for an orientation and to start the application process. If I make it through the application process and picked for the job I would begin training in March at the State Police training facility. That is pretty exciting. If I am not picked it will work out okay as well, I start classes for a degree in criminal justice in January. Also being newly single, I have been hanging out with a lot of friends I haven't seen in a while. It has been nice to reconnect with old friends. Hoping to do some traveling to see some of my friends around the country! We'll see. Hope everyone is doing well! Catch me on IM (yahoo,msn,aim)! Have a great weekend!!!

Lmao...@public Arguments!
OK... I went to YouTube... I was looking for a sexy song... Kinda in the mood here... Have to admit, used the search term "fuck" But came across these videos... And started laughing my ass off... (Someone I know likes to keep arguments private) LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Quote For The Day
"A conversation is a dialogue, not a monologue. That's why there are so few good conversations: due to scarcity, two intelligent talkers seldom meet." - Truman Capote This is true of most people, in that a body can rarely hold an intelligent conversation. I have been lucky enough to find a few such amazing people on this site. Thank you to those few who make this site worth while for me.

Bubbly T-day
Morning & Welcome to my Thursday edition of: My daily Comments By yours Truly! I hope this finds you In full Holiday Spirit and Keeping your feet warm! I say that because, It always seems -since I can remember- That soon as winter hit ... My toes would get cold And stay that way until the spring thaw! My daughter is with me today (school cancellation due to weather) and bugging me to go shopping - ugh I told her I would for sure this weekend. She's a pretty good Christmas shopper, I've taken her out to shop for everyone in her family since she was five. (yes 5) I instilled the true meaning of Christmas, Not that its about getting things - But GIVING & the joy of that alone. We have a strange family dynamic, with my Lexy having 2 half brothers with her mom in which each brother has a different father - and having 2 half-sibling (Trisha & William) with me. So she has shopped with me for everyone included in that extended famil

Update On Me
hey all well whats there to say? i dont have custody of connor yet. gotta go back on feb. 12th :( i swear this is bout to get the best of me. everything and anything is going wrong. my health right now isnt so hot and the stress of all this is killin me. i just wish things could be 100% better but they arent. to those who have either tried to get up with me dont worry im fine will be eventually. to those on my lists also i love ya all and please continue to pray and keep me in your thoughts. ill keep ya all posted as developements unfurl. love your friend or whatever i may be to you, mikey

And She Lived Happily Ever After...!
commentsafe.com Once upon a time ~~~~~~~~ in a land far away, ~~~~~~~~ a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess ~~~~~~~~ happened upon a frog ~~~~~~~~ as she sat contemplating ~~~~~~~~ ecological issues ~~~~~~~~ on the shores ~~~~~~~~ of an unpolluted pond ~~~~~~~~ in a verdant meadow ~~~~~~~~ near her castle. ~~~~~~~~ The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: ~~~~~~~~ " Elegant Lady, ~~~~~~~~ I was once a handsome prince, ~~~~~~~~ until an evil witch ~~~~~~~~ cast a spell upon me. ~~~~~~~~ One kiss from you, ~~~~~~~~ however, ~~~~~~~~ and I will turn back into ~~~~~~~~ the dapper, young prince ~~~~~~~~ that I am ~~~~~~~~ and then, my sweet, we can marry ~~~~~~~~ and set up housekeeping in your castle ~~~~~~~~ with my mother, ~~~~~~~~ where you can prepare my meals, ~~~~~~~~ clean my clothes, ~~~~~~~~ bear my children, ~~~~~~~~ and forever feel ~~~~~~~~ grateful

Just An Update
they took the staples out...weather is still kinda shitty....but i did get my phone!! want the number? write me and if i decide i want you to have it i will mail you the number..other than that life is kinda borning lmao...talk to you all soon!

Lord I Pray >for Them Lost By The Young Man. In The Nebraska ..state This Morning
now I pray for all lost to death but revived in you to live . I pray for that young man who killed others . i pray for his soul. You know his heart where it was . take all home , and it be your will to forgve or see if they enter your heaven . My all hurting everywhere, look toward you to help with their grief now. may no more death come from out all this disaster . No succides or other . Hold each one close unto your breast . love them and see to it all can be releived of such suffering to be able to heal . may all know your close now, and will look to you for they do hurt . help them O Lord all every one. help them to know ll your love.. Amen!!!!

To Send, Or Not To Send....
Ok, I am extremely pissed off at my ex-husband right now and need to get some things off my chest. I'm seriously debating whether or not to send this e-mail to him....I just don't know.... I just wanted to let you know how much you have hurt your daughter. I know you don’t care, your reaction when I told you when Mom and I saw you in Target on the day after Thanksgiving said it all. I told you, flat out, when she talked to you the last time, and asked when you were going to take her again and your response was I don’t know, we’re busy, that she ended up crying for 2 hours straight and your response? A shrug of the shoulders and “Oh.” like you could care less that you broke your daughter’s heart. Not that I truly expected less from you, but it still pissed me off. Just like the other day when I e-mailed you to inquire whether you would be spending time with her on Christmas Eve, since you didn’t even bother to call her on Thanksgiving and you called me to let me know that you guys

Pissed Off
GRRRR.. It makes me so mad that people add me to messenger and straight away ask to see my cam so they can squirt a load and shit. And what is worst the asshole that added me got rude to me first and demanded that I show my cam or he will block me cause he doesn't want it to be another guy. here is the convo and you will see that he was rude first. bittennloved (12/6/2007 11:18:51 AM): hiya how are u Amber (12/6/2007 11:18:56 AM): good bittennloved (12/6/2007 11:19:09 AM): cool u got a mic or cam Amber (12/6/2007 11:19:27 AM): yeah but it doesnt work well. who is this bittennloved (12/6/2007 11:20:08 AM): u get no info til i knwo u anot some guy bittennloved (12/6/2007 11:20:13 AM): so either i se eu ro i block u bittennloved (12/6/2007 11:20:15 AM): u choose Amber (12/6/2007 11:20:35 AM): well then i block you if you dont tell me who you are and how you got my addy bittennloved (12/6/2007 11:21:05 AM): u are a guybye Amber (12/6/2007 11:21:16 AM): why the

The Horse, The Chick, And The Harley...
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley b

Far From Heaven
far from heaven ive reasoned my whole life away ive sought and ive seen and ive wanted but couldnt find faith i know there must be a way back but i just cant find the way i just dont know about you give me a sign or at least something that i can see ive heard all the stories but still dont know what to believe ive been told im headed for hell but i just dont know how to feel i just dont know about you far from heaven ive reasoned my whole life away if you're there i beg of you let me be saved im down on my knees and i pray to you come and show me the way i just dont know about miclang music2007

Letter From Santa..
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want.

How To Change The Oil In Your Car...
Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $20.00 Coffee: $1.00 Total: $21.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a check for $50.00. 2) Stop by 7/11 and buy a case of beer, write a check for $20, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss. 12) Crawl out

His Four Wives
Once upon a time there was a rich King who had four wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the best. He also loved the 3rd wife very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another. He also loved his 2nd wife. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him. Whenever the King faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she would help him get through the difficult times. The King's 1st wife was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining his wealth and kingdom. However, he did not love the first wife. Although she loved him deeply, he hardly took notice of her! One day, the King fell ill and he knew his time was short. He thought of his luxurious life and wondered, I now have four wives with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone."

Christmas
NOTE NONE OD THIS STORY IS TRUE JUST MADE UP FROM MY CREATIVE IMAGINATION. It's hard being a Single mom at Christmas time. And I don't just mean it's hard making ends meet and buying the presents. My boys, Troy and Kevin, weren't getting any socks and underwear under the tree. I know how to shop for teenagers. Troy is 17, and although I wasn't about to buy him that giant subwoofer he asked for, I knew he'd be happy with the iPod he'd find in his Christmas stocking. And Kevin, 13, was getting a new BMX bike...my only requirement being that he wear a helmet. There are times, though, like late on Christmas Eve when I was trying to assemble that damn bike, that I wished I had a man around. Not because I can't handle a hex wrench, mind you, and besides, if that was all I needed I could have asked Troy for a hand. No, I just missed sharing the warmth of the holidays and the Christmas memories. And there's no reason I should be alone - I'm an attractive brunette with a nice figure, and

For All Those Girls
This is for the girls who have been led on by words and kisses and touches --- all of which were either true for the moment or never real to begin with.. This is for the girls who have allowed a guy into their head and their heart and their bed only to discover... he's just not ready, he's just NOT over her ((He's JuSt NoT LooKinG To Be TieD DoWn)) This is for the girls who believe the excuses because it's easier to believe that it's not that he doesn't want you, it's that he doesn't want anyone.. This is for the girls who have had their hearts broken and their hopes shattered by someone too cavalier to have cared in the first place.. This is for the nights spent disecting every word and syllable and inflection in his speech FoR ThE NiGhTs WhEn YoUvE ReTuRnEd HoMe AloNe... For the nights when you've seen from across the room him leaning a little too close, standing a little too near, or whispering a little too softly for the girl he's with to be a random hookup .. This

Love & Pain
I fell in love. Huge mistake. I should have known better. And now it's over. It's for the best, I know that to be true. But that knowledge doesn't make it hurt any less. I have no business being in love with anyone, or allowing anyone to love me. I'm a sex addict. There, I said it. And he's right, I may never be able to be faithful. Even with treatment perhaps there's just no hope for me. Right now I can't allow myself to care. All I can do is feel the pain wash over me in waves. I've never felt so badly or so deeply in my life (save for the love I feel for my children). Mick, should you by some chance read this, I know you're right and this needed to end. I'll always love you but like I told you from the start, my love is just not enough. I'm sorry I can't be who and what you need and deserve. Please don't give up. Not all women are as messed up as I am. I hope one day you'll find real happiness. Your Zoey no more. As for those of you who read this you may want t

Happy Thirsty Thursday..lol
I'll b putting up the tree and all the other Christmas decorations today. I promised my grandson that we'd do it today. Sooo-I won't be on here most of the day but I will pop in/out. If someone needs soething please shoutbox or yahoo me...I can see my puter screen from anywhere in the living room...lol. Anyway-y'all have a great thirsty Thursday...I'm trying to stay warm-its only 20 degrees here....brrrr...c ya later..**huggzz** ~Roxann~

Such A Bad Habit.
I was talking to one of my homies yesterday to see how his surgery went and whatnot. Anyway as he was talking about that for some reason I got the urge to be a goofy goober and I cracked him for the duration of the conversation. I am like the WORST person to talk to after you've had surgery. ANY KIND. Even if it's not related to the tummy, I'll make you laugh so hard you're post surgeryness...ess..es.. part will feel it. And it will hurt. Greatly. LOL. God I love being me sometimes. :D

I Owe Apologies To Some In Here > Im Not A Stalker Or >>/
Im not a stalker and im un blocking all that ive blocked . uless there was good reasont to block. Im just so weird lately. with all that is going on in my life. Itsjust.. im not thinking right lately due to hormones and being upset and upcoming surgery right after one surgery on Nov 21. New surgey Dec11 .. I think i have right not to be in my mind well lately . and after L*** left well im so hurt too. so forgive me if you can. I ment no harm to any one . God knows . I care , and give to try help others not hurt them.. hugs diana

Voice Messages!!!
LOL!! Very cool thing I did today. My friends and family can now go onto my profile, and there is a little box where u can hear my voice, and even leave me a voice comment back. It is kinda cool. Time for my family and friends to send me love.

My Poems
By Jimmy c/w '07 I want to comment sucide, but I don't want to die It don't make since don't even try I see myself as others don't I find myself inside my cult I stay up all night I'm high all day These fucken pills won't let me stay If I go before my time Don't try to search you'll never find The truth because I've never told another person another soul I drowned myself in guilt and fear all I need is one more beer another sip another pill I need one more so I won't feel the truth is that It's all my fault I'll never find what I have sought my goal to high my esteem to low Thats all I'll tell you before I go. "I want to comment sucide but I don't want to die" By Jimmy c/w '07

Dna Restructuring
For the record I am not a medical doctor or claiming to be. My beliefs are that DNA can be munipulated and restructured back to it's original state through your mind and energy healing. I know of fantastic healers who in prayer and meditation have done healings with very ill people. My mentor Ellie, has been working with DNA restructuring for years and has seen many results in this area. DNA restructuring or any type of illness with the combination of prayer and the patients willingness to BELIEVE and VISUALIZE themselves being healed is possible. Which brings me back to how powerful our minds really are. Basically we become what we believe!!! Visualize your DNA being healthy and going back to its original state, visualize being healthy, peaceful and happy. With the shifts of your thoughts, your energy will start to change and become stronger. If you are suffering from anything at the moment just try it, whats the worst that can happen, nothing? On the other hand what is the BEST th

Read Carefully And Slowly.
Ten Life and Love Enhancing Attitudes and Behaviors One Be willing to endure "healthy suffering". "Healthy suffering" is the kind of suffering that comes naturally when you are attempting to accomplish something of virtue that is difficult. For example, quitting smoking, disappointing someone with bad news, writing a book, or correcting a mistake are difficult tasks where we experience some kind of discomfort. Life is choked full of difficult problems to face. If we don't face them because we want to avoid the discomfort that comes with them, we actually create other, often more difficult problems. These new problems create "unhealthy suffering" and will continue until you honestly face the original problem. Decide that you are willing to suffer for a higher good. For example, if you don't want to quit smoking because you don't want to gain weight, decide that you are willing to gain weight if that's what happens. Take the weight off later after you are secure

Update
Well I been doing great here in Salt Lake City for thouse of you Back in Y-Town!!! I been working and going to school well doing my school packets at work I well Graduate some time next year this has been a long time waiting an its finaly starting to come true. I am seeing some one but he lives out of town and not to sure how seriouce he is taking this relashion ship and all. So we well see where it goes I wish it wold be some one here in town I feel too lonley I miss having a warm body to lay next to that don't bark and wlak aroun on 4 legs lol. Its been 6 months seance I have had some one by me!!! So if starting to get to me if ya know what I mean LOL. I finaly joined a Bar here in town its called the Cell Block so we will see what that well bring I really need to get out and meet people out side of the Home lol work is bring new people into my life too so thats a good thing. I work has a security officer for At System Security at Wells Fargo working the night shift once again LOL. S

Robbie Williams - Angels
LOL SAY WHAT YA WANT I LOVE THIS SONG I sit and wait does an angel contemplate my fate And do they know The places where we go When we're grey and old 'cause I have been told That salvation lets their wings unfold So when I'm lying in my bed Thoughts running through my head And I feel that love is dead I'm loving angels instead And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that life won't break me When I come to call She won't forsake me I'm loving angels instead When I'm feeling weak And my pain walks down a one way street I look above And I know I'll always be blessed with love And as the feeling grows She brings flesh to my bones And when love is dead I'm loving angels instead And through it all she offers me protection A lot of love and affection Whether I'm right or wrong And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me I know that

Libra Would Be Me....
LIBRA-GOOD IN BED (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost. PISCES - THE SEX ADDICT (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with!!! 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick yo

Capricorn..... I'm To Sexy... Lmao
LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick your ass... u might end up crying... 10 years of bad luck if you do not repost. AQUARIUS - THE ONE U CANT TOUCH (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. GEMINI -HARD LOVER (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. dual personalities. Loves relationships,Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost CANCER-CRAV

Donate?
I need a Wii! Will donate towards my Wii plz? If you don't trust my linky fumail me and I will send you my email address and you can go to paypal yourself.. :) $5 donations are nice.. for a $10 dollar donations I will do a little something for you.. rate your entire profile or a SFW personal Salute.. More than $10 will get ya something better of your choice - name it(with in reason). What do you think? I don't think its anymore whorish than alot of the other things I see around here... EDIT: Let me just add that this is more for my kids than it is for me, I get bored with the games pretty quick. Frankly it pisses me off that I should have to beg money from people for a video game system that probably costs $50 to make but yet you fucking SHEEP will run out and pay $600 for it and then I can't afford one. I spend every dime I get on my kids, clothes, food, you know stuff they need. That is all.. thanks.

Diary Of A Snow Shoveler...
December 8 - 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9 - We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. What a perfect life. December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll have so much snow by the

30%!!!
Thanks to everyone who has helped with my "Athena needs a camera" fund. I'm 30% to my goal! I appreciate all the help that everyone has given me. Just a little more to go, and I will be able to open MissAthenaHollow.com. !Yippee! If you are interested in donating just $2, please check out my Donate page. Spread the word and I just might have this camera by christmas! And the site up by New Years!!!! ~ Athena Hollow

Able To Feel
Thursday, December 6, 2007 Able to feel Sometimes your feelings can hurt profoundly. Yet wouldn't you rather have those painful feelings occasionally than never having any feelings at all? Your feelings let you know you're alive. They tell you, in ways that words cannot, who you are. Through your feelings, you discover what means the most to you. With your feelings, you're able to build rich, rewarding relationships. Feelings can indeed be messy and inconvenient, yet they're certainly nothing to be ashamed of. Without feelings, life would be terribly flat and empty. When a feeling seems to be uncomfortable or even unbearable, choose to dive more deeply into it. Somewhere in there you'll find something very positive, comforting and affirming. You feel because you are, and you feel because you care. Those are things about which you can genuinely feel great. -- Ralph Marston

Seether - Fine Again
It seems like everyday's the same and I'm left to discover on my own It seems like everything is gray and there's no color to behold They say it's over and I'm fine again, yeah Try to stay sober feels like I'm dying here And I am aware now of how every thing's gonna be fine one day Too late, I'm in hell I am prepared now, seems everyone's gonna be fine One day too late, just as well I feel the dream in me expire and there's no one left to blame it on I hear you label me a liar 'cause I can't seem to get this through You say it's over, I can sigh again, yeah Why try to stay sober when I'm dying here And I am aware now of how everything's gonna be fine one day Too late, I'm in hell I am prepared now, seems everyone's gonna be fine One day too late; just as well And I'm not scared now. I must assure you, you're never gonna get away And I'm not scared now. And I'm not scared now. No. I am aware now of how everything's gonna be fine one day Too late,

Ever Have A Horoscope That Just Made Sense?
You've got a lot going on the inside, but you're not really feeling the need to share. It's nothing too serious, most likely and right now it just needs time to settle down and start making sense. Ain't that the fuckin truth...

Joke
TECHNOLOGY FOR THE COUNTRY FOLK LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the firewood off the truck MEGA HERTZ: When yer not careful gettin the firewood FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha get from tryin to carry too much firewood RAM: That thing that splits the firewood HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's black fly season BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the munchie bag MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang keys SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifes MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine ENTER: Northerner talk for, C'Mon in y'all RAND

Two Horses
Two Horses Just up the road from my home is a field with two horses in it. From a distance, each looks like every other horse. But if you stop your car, or are walking by, you will notice something quite amazing. Looking into the eyes of one horse will disclose that he is blind. His owner has chosen not to have him put down, but has made a good home for him. This alone is amazing. If nearby and listening, you will hear the sound of a bell. Looking around for the source of the sound, you will see that it comes from the smaller horse in the field. Attached to her halter is a small bell. It lets her blind friend know where she is, so he can follow her. As you stand and watch these two friends, you'll see how she is always checking on him, and that he will listen for her bell and then slowly walk to where she is, trusting that she will not lead him astray. When she returns to the shelter of the barn each evening, she stops occasionally and looks back, making sure

God Damn Perfect Breakfast
There are always MuMMs about what to eat for breakfast and the answers are always wrong. So to save time I am writing down the recipe, so I can ctrl+c and ctrl+v it later (yes I am the keyboard shortcut king as well as the html king) nobby's Breakfast Stew Ingredients: -Pack of good quality Pork Sausages -Pack of good quality streaky bacon, smoked back bacon will do (possibly called canadian bacon) -1 Onion -Some mushrooms -A few spring or salad onions -2 cloves of garlic -1/2 pint boiling water -1 large can of baked beans, Heinz preferred -A shake of bisto instant gravy (other gravy powders are available) -1 tasty duck egg -2 slices fresh bread of your choice Method: Chopppity chop everything up into slices and stuff, preferably bite size and fry the onion, oniony bits of the spring onion, garlic, bacon and sausages in a mahussive frying pan until browned, adding the mushies half way through. De glaze the pan with the water. Add the gravy, boil up. Then mix in

The Beatles - Let It Be (1970)
When I find myself in times of trouble Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be And in my hour of darkness She is standing right it front of me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom Let it be And when the broken hearted people Living in the world agree There will be an answer Let it be For though they may be parted there is still a chance that they will see There will be an answer Let it be Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be yeah, there will be an answer Let it be Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom Let it be Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be Whisper words of wisdom Let it be And when the night is cloudy There is still a light that shines on me Shine until tomorrow Let it be I wake up to the sound of music Mother Mary comes to me Speaking words of wisdom Let it be Let it be, let it be Let it be, let it be The

For All Whom Live In Michigan
A cold Christmas Eve, courtesy of Granholm -- 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the state, the people were starving while Granholm ate steak. She looked at her administration and said with a laugh, "We evicted them all. Who else can we shaft?" "Please pass me the steak, I'll give it some thought. Don't waste all this food the taxpayers bought." She looked out the window all snowy and cold, when up she did jump: "Let's go after the old." We'll go after their pensions, their Medicare and all, we'll make their lives miserable, we'll all have a ball. They talked about prisons, the inmates and staff, with a gleam in her eye said, "The guards we can shaft." We'll lay off large numbers, we'll work them alone. We don't give a darn, we're safe in our home. They all raised their glasses, said a toast we must do: "Here's to all the poor people and homeless we screw." We'll take all their welfare, their food and their heat we'll shut down some prisons, put the cons

The Budweiser Story
The Budweiser Story (not a joke) This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event!

Leaving
Hi all, I think I have decided to leave fubar for a while. I haven't been around much due to being busy... so I think this is my best interest. Thanks to all that were on my list for being on my list. And well thanks to those that were on my friend's list that actually talked to me and made me feel accepted. I will be closeing my account tomarrow. But maybe I will return someday. Good luck to all, and Happy holidays!

Bully 2
The 69th Precinct is open for business and ready to protect !!! Are you tired of Downraters degrading you? Are you tired of the DRAMA that occurs? Sick and tired of perverts harassing you and pushing you around? Want something done about it? Now you can!! The 69th Pct. is open and ready to protect and serve! How do you get there? It's simple.....Click on the pic below! Come let us PROTECT you at 69th Precinct Where Bullsh*t is not tolerated and family is honored!!! CURRENT CLIENTS: Club Wicked Paranoia Majikal Seductions Screams and Dreams Wild Roses Longhorn Heaven Bada Bing Sweet Temptations

Hadewijch Of Antwerp
All things Are too small to hold me, I am so vast In the infinite I reach for the uncreated I have Touch it, It undoes me Wider than wide Everything else Is too narrow You know this well, You who are also there.

Things I've Learn From My Dogs
**Disclaimer: These doggie devised concepts may not actually work in real life** If you don't make direct eye contact they can't see you. Also, if you close your eyes, you can't be scolded. Food left unattended on the stove is automatically the property of the one that can reach the stove. The other individual's food is always better. Likewise, the other individual's water is always better. Rainwater must be drank up immediately. Smaller individuals require more bed space than larger ones. Its an inverse ratio thing. In order to see something in the front of the house, you have to go look out the back window. Left means right. Right means left. When out in the rain, if you keep one leg up at all times, you won't get wet.

Nsfw Pics
OK, I recently deleted my first Fu-friend. Reason? She has a fuck-ton of naked/sex/NSFW pics on her profile. Am I some kind of prude who thinks that that is wicked, evil, sinful and nasty? Quite the opposite, in fact. But right before her ass was dropped off my list, she decided that she was sick and tired of people ogling her NSFW pics all the time. So, what does she do? She decides to start charging a fee to look. Do you know what this equals? In my mind, anyway? SHE IS A WHORE. Plain and simple. And from the looks of things on her profile....SHE'S A FUCKING PORNSTAR!! WTF? Ladies, ( and I use that term loosely) if you don't want horny guys looking at your tits and ass (and in this case, stills of you with a cock in your twat/ass/mouth) here's an idea I'm sure never crossed your tiny minds.......DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!!! Face facts, guys are gonna wanna look at you naked, it's just our nature. And, while I'm on this tangent...guys, making lewd comments about pictures like "

Women?????
The women is the most beautiful creature on the planet They are nature amd nurture, all in one The love they can show is wonderious and great Matched only by the love they can recieve Like a dolphin lost in the world that is two-thirds ocean, searching for the perfect one The one that comliments my personality just so The one that knows how to be serious, but can let it go The perfect women that can unlock the guarded doors of my heart, touch my soul, and want to never part. .....will I ever be so lucky????

I Never Really Knew You.
I never really knew you You were just another friend But when I got to know you I let my heart unbend I couldn't help past memories that would only make me cry I had to forget my first love and give love another try So I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go I love you more than anyone I had to let you know And if you ever wonder why I don't know what I'll say But I'll never stop loving you each and every day My feelings for you will never change Just know my feelings are true Just remember one thing I love you!.

About Fake People Pics Contest!!!!!
Do anyone wants to joining Fake People pics for Contest!!!!! Do you wants one??? Give me anything of Fake People Pics and I needs about 10 to 20 pics and Allowed Anyone bomb as u can!!! Whenever till all Pics fill up then It will be auto-start!! I will Left comments on ur profile that starting!!! Send it to my P.M.S.! Enjoy and Fun to playing comments on it!!! Ask me for that!!!! get bomb comments!!!!!! get free FuBucks!!!!!!! Thank you Mike Also my shoutbox is welcome to talking to me about contest!!!!

Glitter You Pretty Hehe
Yeppies I am in that mood today and I got so much love yesterday from alot of you to help get spotlight.. still got a short wayz to go though! So anyways I just feel like showin love to my friends. You can tell ur friends as well I will do one for anyone that wants one :) Heres What I can make you.. just some examples Click the pic below to take you to my glitter folder so you can check out what else I have made if you want more ideas A college of 2 pics so if you want one with your sweetie I can do something like this. I can add text as well I can make you a rate fan add me pic Make it with just your name or a nickname Put a quote on your pic. What I need to know Borders and Text. -they can be animated glitter, animated backgrounds or non animated. *if its a animated background let me try it out 1st cause they sometimes glitch and dont work right. *You may pick out your own text and border just send me what you want me to use for your pi

Yes, Another Short One!
I am off to work! At least my day will be a bit shorter than I'd planned - my 6 p.m. has postponed due to the next round of snow this evening, lol! It is -13 degrees here, this morning! That is just a bit chillier than I like, but it's not my choice, now is it!! For those in a mood to petition the Powers That Be, I am having a difficult time finding a dentist willing to take my rather crappy insurance. And I need to see a dentist badly! I will also need to make payments for I imagine the co-pay will be pretty bad for what I need done. Prayer will be greatly appreciated - to bolster my own humble prayers! Have a beautiful Thursday, dear friends! Much love and warm hugs for one and all! Blessings for all my friends/family/fans, scattered all over the world! You are all loved and appreciated, each and everyone, just for who you are! Later! Muahz!

Horoscope: Aries
Daily Horoscope: Aries For December 6,2007 Sometimes subtleties frustrate you and that is certainly happening right now. You're not totally sure what exactly is going on, but you can tell that there's a lot more going on than meets the eye.

Grandma
Just a poem , in memory of my Grandma.. my best friend. Happy Birthday... I sit beside you, Grandma On death’s doorstep you lay I set my head upon your wrist As I bow my head to pray The world to me shut off The silence here is thick Alone just you and I And your watch’s rhythmic tick I block out all my pain And loss I’m sure to feel I concentrate now deeply On the tick your watch reveals I sit here now for days And hear the rhythmic sound I contemplate you being gone The thought now seems profound The time for you is near To enter Heaven’s Gate I’ll stay here by your side Until your journey is complete It’s months now since you’ve passed My wounds are healing slow I want so much to hear your voice To see your smile’s glow I lay my head upon my wrist When my feelings are too strong I hear your watch’s rhythmic tick And know you’re never gone

Hold Me Close
Hold me close and don't let go; I'm so scared to be alone. I've been by myself for too long, And always had to be strong. Now I only want to rest; And lay my head on your chest. Hold me close and don't let go; These wars I fight no one knows. Now whisper how you love me, Say it tender and softly. I am weary and soon will sleep, But with you no longer will I weep. So hold me close and don't let go, For I never want to be alone

Today I Am Pimping Out ×,.·´¨'°÷·..§ Zêrð §..·÷°'¨´·.,×'
×,.·´¨'°÷·..§ Zêrð §..·÷°'¨´·.,×' Is A Great Guy And I Wou Love it So Much If you Added Him He Is Sweet And A Cutie To Boot!!!!!! So Feel Free To Add him!

American Head Charge - All Wrapped Up
guess what... its thursday.. your ALMOST there! the weekend is coming and yay for it unfortunetly i'm not in a christmasy mood in fact i'm pretty pissed off so here's some violence from american head charge this is all wrapped up And now with the following collection of... Im above everything else Saved the ones who shouldn't be Hold on to them all so youll Find yourself away from me Our lost faith strung out on a line My most empathetic dreams of you The sorry excuses on which we dine When all my fears tell me it's true Borrowed dreams of some imagined future All wrapped up inside this borrowed hope Don't manipulate the most Beautiful thing youll ever know To the extent of saving your Ragged torn out sickly show Holding my head above the fold Can't decide which side I want I buried everything so deep in the cold Now I stop inside of the lies I flaunt Borrowed dreams of some imagined future All wrapped up inside this borrowed hope Pull it all away fr

I Always Thought....
...that the captain of the football team and the head cheerleader wound up together. At least that was what was deduced via phone conversation with Rubay last night. Thru all the giggles and raucous laughter ... um ... from what i understood. lol. Anyway so we've decided that to test said tradition we're dressing up as Goth Vampire Cheerleaders for our festival.

Morning
Mornings should never start until around noon :P I'm too sleepy to make much sense today. It's a cold day, but sunny. Beautiful with yesterday's snow. :) I love snow.. except when shoveling it lol. I put my pic of me barefott in the snow back up. Off to a meeting this afternoon out near Philly. That means peace and quiet for some of you lol. :) Tried a bulletin with my tree again,, and a blog.. but for some reason they will not load on here. Just go to my profile and leave me presents. :) Saw a really bad movie on Fearnet last night. Made me think of Ruby and Persia... called Drive in or something like that. Was a clown.. named Horny.. going around killing all these people. And I know they hate clowns lol. I guess its time to get some Mountain Dew in me and to wake up a bit. I can't think of anything interesting to say. Hope everyone has a great day. :)

Just Some Scribblings
"Slowly she strawls up and down the hallway, moving graciously like a Queen. It's obvious that her mind is elsewhere, her eye's closed and hands fold behind her back. Then she wanders of to her throne, when she enters the great hall, a young elf disturbs her thoughts. It's Aldari the youngest son of her daughter Trista. He asks if she can tell some stories about the years in which she was a great war princess. When her name filled the hearts of the enemy with terror and the Seren kingdom was still small. Her name ...well if you don't know that by know, I'll tell you. Her name is : 'ShayeJayde of Seren'. Slowly she sits down on her throne, waving some servants to bring wine and fruit. As the servants return, her face is frowned and her hands playing with the hilt of a shimmering longsword, that is strapped around her waist. The servants sit down on the flour, waiting for Shaye to begin her story." When I was young inexperienced elf, the dark forces of the evil wizard c

I Carry Your Heart
EE Cummings - i carry your heart i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear;and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) i fear no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true) and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant and whatever a sun will always sing is you here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

Rude
I woke up this morning and jumped in the shower, still sleepy i grabbed my razor and shaved. As one of y hands reached done to scratch my balls i noticed i needed to shave them again so i did. fter my showe i went online with my towel around my waist and booked a flight to the states, last minute so i'd be able to arrive there the same day. on my way to the airport and in the plane the only thing i could think of was looking you in your gorgeous eyes and tears your clothes from your body. Appearantly the stewardess noticed that my line of thoguhts wasn't completely pure cause she kept walking by and gave me a few winks and smiles. But i was too much in lust to pay much attention to her. Finally the plane landed and i was able to get out and run to the gate to see if you were their waiting... When i finally got my bags and cleared through customs, i saw you standing a bit in the back, rather close to the public restrooms. Slowly i walked up to you and kissed your lips forcing my

Supporting The Troops
Seen this bulletin floating around and heard some baloney from someone else just have comment on it. Being against the Iraq War has nothing what so ever to do with supporting the trops. People are saying it upsets them when you protest against the war. Bullshit, that is simply Republican propaganda. I have 2 close relatives stationed in Iraq right now and both are against the war themselves. But irregardless of their positions being against the war or any policy of the US government is every american's right. By this sort of twisted logic the US can invade any country and we are supposed to sit back and say Hurray. Think about that for a moment this is just baloney the right wing spreads to get American's to stop calling for a end of this war. Whether I am for or against the war doesn't mean I have a problem with the soldiers that are fighting it. It isn't their decision they just do what they are told. I hate having to say this for the 1000th time, Iraq had Nothing to do with

Her Fantasy...
As you wake up, a dim light through the curtains reveals to you the sun is shining outside. As you walk out of your bedroom you see a guy sitting on the couch, coyly sucking on a lolly, glancing in your direction as you enter the living room. My eyes seem to lock into yours, although you see my mouth open up the lolly is staying inside because I'm using my tongue to holds it against my teeth. after a couple of seconds which seem to last for centuries I'm taking the lolly in my hand again and start to wrapping my tongue around it, while letting my eyes slide down over your body, only now when not looking into my eyes anymore you can see a flush on my cheeks that's only growing as I am looking at your sexy lingery. Slowly i get up and walk towards you, placing my hands on you waist, leanign in to give you a soft kiss on your luscious lips. Wrapping one arm behind you and slowly walking towards the room you just got out, guiding you to the bed while slowly pulling some silken scarfs

The Pleasure In Your Face Part 1
My eyes affixed on you My intense stare darting briefly from your naked body stretched across the satin beneath you to the canvas on its easel placed in front of me. Those eyes, the deepest shade of Brown, searching you, drinking in your every curve, your every crevice. You feel my eyes on your breast, as the brush in my hand flutters over the canvas. Your nipples grow warm, erect, beneath my gaze. My eyes travel to your face, meeting your own, and motions for you to tilt your head. You obey, your head tilts back, your back arching slightly. I continue to paint, My eyes moving swiftly from my work to your own. your entranced, by the intensity of my stare Waves of heat wash over you awakening your senses. The hard nubs at the tip of your breasts beg to be touched, to be squeezed, to be suckled. The folds of flesh, pedals of a flower, moisten between your thighs, its bud pulsating throughout your

Canoeist Sons 'victims Of Scam'
Canoeist sons 'victims of scam' The sons of "missing" canoeist John Darwin say they feel like they have been "the victims of a large scam". In a statement, Anthony and Mark Darwin asked how their mother Anne could have let them believe their father was dead for five years. Mr Darwin reappeared after disappearing in 2002 off the coast of Hartlepool in an apparent canoeing tragedy. He was arrested by Cleveland Police on suspicion of fraud after walking into a London police station at the weekend. 'Very much alive' Anne Darwin, 55, has admitted to newspapers that a photo of her and her husband taken last year in Panama is genuine. Mrs Darwin sold the family home on Teesside and moved to Panama six weeks ago. Canoeists sons: Full statement The lure of Panama In the statement, released through Cleveland Police, the couple's sons said they had been through a "rollercoaster of emotion" since their father's reappearance. They said: "Having seen th

The Intervention Part 1
It's the intervention between two people, you find a girl in a type of clothing that's see thru, I look think'n of the possibilities, hotel, my place, or the back of my SUV. Well we find the spot, the right place for me to make her hot; I move over and kiss her lips, slide my hands across her hips. She tells me stop, and I do for a sec, then I nibble on her ear, she screams like a child; We move towards the soft spot, as I kiss down her chest, likky, likky, my tongue's all ova her breast. Then I start to lik to the area that'll make her moan, my tongue goes to work and it's just like home; Juices so sweet, my tongue can't believe it, part the lips and start to eat it. Her back is arching, her mouth lets out a scream, it must be a dream, the number of times I make her cream, I stop; Let her catch her breath, she massages my back, it's all that, nibbles my ear, time to get back on track

Sex Part 2
Have you screaming for more and more part 2 Soft furs, warmth of the fire, caressing your naked skin, You stretch, enjoy the feeling. Then Skywise is there, besides you, Your perfect body, gently touching it, smiling, I trace my fingers on your belly. When my fingers slowly glide lower, you gasp, and I laugh, roll over you, and you are more aware of me, than ever before. My eyes, just inches from Yours, MY hand creeping lower and lower, My lips, reaching for your chest. My hand reaches it's target, starts caressing, never quite touching it, and your arousal is shared in my eyes. And then My lips start wandering, slowly, over your chest, over your belly, A touch, down there, My fingers, lips , you don't know, but, oh god, you know it feels so good! You moan, You cannot help it, it feels too good! "Please, no more!" You whisper with hoarse voice, "Please, You'll do anything." My head rises, eyes twinkling, lips curved in an impish smile, "O

Awww Where Is The Fu Luv At
hey all where is the fu luv at come to the iron horse saloon and show us sum luv and join our twisted family the peeps are great lots of fun times tunes that will rock u so come on out and get shitfaced and rock out with us at the iron horse saloon we are also hiring for all staff if ur interested in a staff position hit tec or sexi up in the lounge luv u all my sweet wonderful friends

Bored
bored bored bored bored bored boredbored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored boredbored bored bored bored bored bored boredbored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored boredbored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored boredbored bored

I Have A New Tenant
So, as I was getting ready for work this morning, I here this crinkling noise in the living room. When I looked over at the mantle, I see something small and furry bobbing around. It was a Sugar Glider (Eastern Flying Squirrel). Not sure how it got in the house, probably through the chimney. Anyway, its living in a bird cage right now till I figure out what to do with it. Cute little sucker he is!

Another One For Steeler Fans
Four football fans - a Cowboys fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more. The Cowboys fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Cowboys!' h e yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain. The Steelers fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off the mountain.

Steeler Fans
style='width:100.0%'> Steelers Fans On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied. The te acher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!' 'We ll,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents

It Can Happen If You Believe It Can Happen.
Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. --William James Before Orville and Wilbur Wright ever flew the first airplane at Kitty Hawk, they believed flight was possible. They had a picture of it in their minds. The first step in creating anything is to be able to picture it in our minds. If we can picture it as a possibility, we can work to make it happen. When we were small, we dreamed a thousand dreams about what could happen in our lives. Anything, even magical things, seemed like they could happen, and our world was full of visions. That part of us that believes wonderful, magical things can happen is still in us. It may have been beaten down for a while, but it is still there waiting to help us seek the wonderful, lovely, and good things in life. Which of my dreams can I work toward today?

Able To Feel
Sometimes your feelings can hurt profoundly. Yet wouldn't you rather have those painful feelings occasionally than never having any feelings at all? Your feelings let you know you're alive. They tell you, in ways that words cannot, who you are. Through your feelings, you discover what means the most to you. With your feelings, you're able to build rich, rewarding relationships. Feelings can indeed be messy and inconvenient, yet they're certainly nothing to be ashamed of. Without feelings, life would be terribly flat and empty. When a feeling seems to be uncomfortable or even unbearable, choose to dive more deeply into it. Somewhere in there you'll find something very positive, comforting and affirming. You feel because you are, and you feel because you care. Those are things about which you can genuinely feel great. -- Ralph Marston

Purging
today is the day I clean out toys~! My son's room is so messy so it is time to get rid of toys so he can get more for Christmas. He just had his birthday too so he just got a few new toys. He has so many toys he runs out of places to put them...so MAMA is going to clean. I want to get him a bean bag chair for Christmas so I have to get rid of this table and chair that is in there now. He has broken the chair so it is time to get it out of there~! My daughter has learned to put her things away cause I will get them if they are not put up....he has not learned that concept yet. But today might be the day for him to realize I mean business when I say "clean your room". I have nothing planned for today except to clean and get packed for the weekend. The kids are going to my sister's so I have to get them packed today. After school tomorrow I will take them to her and then Jeff and I can go to bed early and get up early Saturday morning and go~! My sister lives about and hou

Just Me
I got so many things going on in my mind.. i sometimes wonder myself if I got ADD. Maybe thats why my son has it. Nah, I am not that bad. lol. Days like today though I could almost think it. I got these thoughts of.. is the bus gonna come today,,did they cancel school? The roads are clear..so I didn't listen for school closings. Thinking about my grandma who passed away last yr..2 days after Christmas. Today is her birthday. Thinking I have to go to her grave to put a grave pillow on it,,that we made last weekend. Thinking about having to go to work..and missing my oldest sons Christmas program. Wondering who deleted me as there crush.. I think I know but hes denying it. (not you leo) Thinking about that someone special.. Wondering if my birds got a cold..hes been sneezing like. Thinking about the candy bar in the freezer thats calling my name. Thinking, that today I get to wear my new UGG boots I bought off ebay last year. They are awesome! Just a few things going on in my h

4 U Baby
All through the night I'll be awake and I'll be with you All through the night this precious time when time is new. Oh all through the night today Knowing that we feel the same without saying. We have no past we won't reach back Keep with me forward all through the night. And once we start the meter clicks And it goes running all through the night until it ends there is no end. All through the night stray cat is crying so stray cat sings back. All through the night they have forgotten what by day they lack. Oh under those white street lamps there is a little chance they may see. We have no past we won't reach back . . . Oh the sleep in your eyes is enough Let me be there let me stay there a while. We have no past we won't reach back . . . Keep with me forward all through the night. And once we start the meter clicks And it goes running all through the night until it ends there is no end. --Cyndi Lauper

**!**thirsty Thursday'z Intoxicating Line Up**!** Live Now**!**
Click on banner to enter lounge 10:00AM EST For requests hi me up on yahoo at brokendownbravery Click banner to visit Craig's MySpace page! 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at jrmoose75 Click banner to visit Moose's MySpace page! 2:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at mystic_druid_777 Click banner to visit Mystic's MySpace page! 4:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 Click banner to visit Kazz's MySpace page! 6:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 Click banner to visit ShotDaddy's MySpace page! 8:00PM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at shotdaddy2004 Click banner to visit ShotDaddy's MySpace page! 12:00AM EST (Midnight) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at anthraxbio

Yay!
Finally my business got the mineral makeup supply in and I am so excited. December is so busy for me this year with moving and bookings and training others. I love it though I would not trade it for the world because I get to stay home with my babies and be a good mommy :) I am nervous about the move though because I won't know anyone yet at the same time it is more of a push for me to meet new people.

My Heroes
HEY, THANK YOU FOR SO MANY RESPONSES ABOUT THE BLOGS THAT I HAVE POSTED FOR MY TROOPS. I HAVE ADDED PICS OF THE MEN WHO HAS INSPIRED ME TO SHARE ALL OF THESE WITH YOU. I DON'T MIND IF YOU REPOST ANY OF THESE BLOGS BUT PLEASE AND BE KIND AND LET ME KNOW THAT YOU ARE DOING IT. ALSO AND BE KIND TO GIVE CREDIT WHERE YOU GOT IT FROM. THANK YOU. NOW MANY OF YOU ARE PROBABLY SCRATCHING YOUR HEAD AND THINKING WHY IS SHE DOING ALL OF THIS? I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING IN LOVE WITH THE UNIFORM. I HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF BEING JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS WHO WANTS TO BE WITH A SOLDIER (MARINES,NAVY,AIR FORCE, AND ARMY) SO SHE CAN TAKE EVEYTHING AWAY FROM US THAT WE WORKED HARD FOR. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS...NO I AM NOT OUT TO BE WITH A SOLDIER TO GET HIS BENEFITS, HIS MONEY OR HIS LIFE INSURANCE MONEY IF SOMETHING WAS TO HAPPEN TO HIM. NO I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THE UNIFORM EITHER. THE REAL REASON I DO IT IS BECAUSE YALL ARE DOING SOMETHING THAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE MANY YEARS AGO WHEN I WA

But Forever Ends
A cynical Willyism for the fuckin' day; This song was written in mid '04 but it goes a long with my "Lies We Tell Each Other" shit! Especially "I'll love you 'forever'" what a fuckin' load of bullshit! BUT FOREVER ENDS By WILLY SENKIWSKY 5/11/04 1:00 PM, Guitar Driven (Think Buddy Guy or BB King) Blues Ballad (Chorus) We said our love would never die We haven't said that in a while! When I was young I thought it would last forever But now you're in love with one of my friends We said it would last forever, but forever ends! (Vs 1) I don't think we told each other lies? We exaggerated a little that's no surprise! In daylight words meanings ain't always the same It goes back to what daddy said bout love is a game! I never had your name inked on me My name on your tit can be covered for a fee! (Guitar Solo) (Bridge) Am I sorry to see you go? You ain't left yet so I dunno! (Vs 2) What we had was good long's it lasted When I get your stuff in the car I'l

Photo's Nsfw
I posted a blog earlier today about a photo that was flagged NSFW. I wasn't happy about it so i went to the support lounge and a nice bouncer had a look for me and said that he didn't know why it had been flagged in the first place so he unflagged it. It's nice to see that fubar works right sometimes !!

Hmmm...
Well I think it's kinda funny in order to get a job I need a local address, In order to get a local place you need to have an employer. what a circle I end up stuck in. Anyway looked at a place last night left a check and currently awaiting weither or not I will be homeless again, the hotel is getting kinda expensive lol and my car isn't calling my name just yet. another funny thing... everyone says that i am sooo employable and have amazing skills but almost 5 days and no job yet ..... i don't know...

Friends /fans And Anyone Who Visits
Hi there my name is michelle A.K.A. gum_drop0, I am here to say a few things thats all . I want ppl to know that i am here to make friends only. i have a b/f (nybadboy2u) and i am not here to cause trouble or to flirt with a married or a man thats taken..i do not do the whole play on line sex thing.. i come here to have a few laughs with my real friends and the friends that i have that know me know i am not here to do any of that. i love and respect and i am faithful to my man ...I also have the upmost respect for the friends that i have here so if u think i am here for any sexual purpose or to flirt i guess u do not know me at all ... i think ppl should read this blog before they add me and if it causes me to lose friends or cause me not to make friends then i guess the friends i had were not real friends ... i do not go after anyones man.. I HAVE RESPECT FOR MY FRIENDS AND THEIR RELATIONSHIPS. I expect the same

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Bill Burr, Dave Attell, Joe Bellera And The Amy Fisher Sex Tape, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New O&a Videos, Jim Norton T
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we'll be hanging with our pal Bill Burr, who is at Caroline's this weekend. We're also hanging with Dave Attell, who has a new HBO special, Captain Miserable. And if that wasn't impressive enough...we're also going to talk to Lou Bellera, who is married to Amy Fisher, and the other half of AMY FISHER: CAUGHT ON TAPE....which we can't get enough of. New Years Eve with JIM NORTON - Tickets On Sale: Spend New Year's Eve with the one and only Jim Norton from the Opie and Anthony Show as he takes the stage at North Fork Theater at Westbury!GET TICKETS ONLINE NOW! NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to a lovely female fan, we have a new pair of bosoms for you to gawk at(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TOD

Nicki J - Promoter & Greeter
Name: Nicki_J but I go by Nic, Nicki, NJ whatever you wanna call me sometimes I answer to hey you. D.O.B: 09/22/1979 Location: Well right now I'm in Texas but I'm originally from sunny FLA Vital Statistics: Ummmmm Favourite Colour: Blue, green and red Favourite Food: Anything Mexican and Italian but I'll try anything once Hobbies: Anything that has to do with being outdoors, Music is a must, Reading when I get free time away from the munchkins. I'm a sports nut. I tend to watch way too much college football. Go Gators!!! Favorite Movie: I love all genres... Transformers is awesome. Grease, The Notebook Favorite music: Love it all. My all time favorite band is Led Zeppelin. Can't go wrong with Page and Plant. Right now I've got Akon, Avril, Korn, Steve Miller Band, and Techno in my player right now. About me: In a nutshell, I guess I'm the typically untypical Mom. I have two boys that are as insane as I am. Wow the wonder of genetics. I do shit different and we get a little nut

Reminders Of Life..
Ever wake up one day and everything you thought about something or believed just doesn't seem to be anymore? I have been content with my life and how things are in it until I was on my way to work today and saw this sweet little old couple sitting in Dunkin Donuts. Then my entire drive to work was just reflecting on my life and what I really want in it and how I want it to turn out. So far I have realized that while I have been ok with waking up and going to bed alone, I am just not anymore. I can't say that I have been a fan of relationships or getting married, in my life neither seems to ever work out. But this couple was just a reminder that it is possible for one to work out and last. He was sitting across the table from her holding her hand and completely just paying attention and caring about anything she said. She was sitting there paying complete attention to him and giggling like a high school girl with her first crush. Clearly they were still very much

Christmas Tree
I have a Christmas tree on my page and I would like to invite all my friends and family to stop by and show some love... maybe even copy it and get your OWN tree on your page so others can spread the love. Happy Holidays to all!!!! Rebelgirl

Online Pharamcies?
Has anyone used an online pharmacy before? I've heard many pluses and minuses. Well, I'm asking because I have been fighting with a rough back and tried to see a doctor yesterday but was given the runaround. We all know Dr.s like to hold back on the good stuff that actually works. Instead I was told to take Aleve and do nothing but rest. That just doesnt work for me. I know what I need and have been aquiring minimal amounts through friends. I now want more to knock this out and get back to my normal life. My question is this. Has anyone used an online pharmacy and what were your results? Today after work I'm going to purchase my meds and see how it goes. If I receive too many cons to this I will not, but would like to know if they are worth it. Please advise =-) Thank you.

Lost Islands Aplenty
The lost island of Atlantis continues to fascinate mankind. It harks back to a Golden Age when things were different. But of course, it couldn’t last. Not if it involved man. So man caused the gods to destroy his paradise. It is a typical story – in one way it echoes our lives, in that when we’ve got it good, we tend to upset things, as if we’re a self-destructive species. However, Atlantis is not the only supposed lost land from the past. LYONESSE Many western cultures have myths of lost lands, where once lived our great ancestors. Typical is Lyonesse, a fabled land once said to exist between Land’s End and the Scilly Isles, off the British coast. On this land stood the city of Lions and some 140 churches. Folk tales, and later poets such as Tennyson, kept the fable alive by associating it with King Arthur. Thought to be the place of his birth, his death has also been associated with the lost land. Logically, it seems the fable arose from its association with the Breton town

Fu-own Me????
WOOOOTTT THE X-MAS AUCTION IS NOW OPEN!! BIDDINGS CAN BE BROUGHT TILL WEDNESDAY THE 12TH OF DECEMBER. JUST REMEMBER THE BIDDING HAS TO BE HIGHER AS THE PREVIOUS ONE!! UNDERNEATH MY PIC YOU'LL SEE WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER. JUST CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND LEAVE YOUR BID IN A COMMENT. Hot Marina 30 minute private video on request or a 1 hour live camsession 10 nsfw pics in which 2 are personal salutes rate all their pics 11. rate all stash. and a phonecall "Owned by" in name for 1 month

Have A Point For Wearing A Hat Not Just Because..
Hats, today’s missive is about hats. Why we wear them, some that look excellent and come on what are you thinking…Ok before I get too far Good Morning and how ya doing? I am good, other then the fact some people don a hat for no other reason then to be cool or think they are. Case in point: If you wear a hat to be cool at least wear a hat that fits, ok? I mean wearing a hat two sizes too big, is just stupid. Makes you look gansta and you aint! I had to throw in aint for the gansta bit. It is last year and out of here forget the look it is not working. Ok here is another peeve and I should change this missive to things about people who wear hats that piss me off. If the bill of the hat is flat… take the dang thing off and make it round. Nothing bites my bullet more then a flat bill of a hat on a person wearing it sideways…it aint working! There is that aint again…Nothing peeves my but more then someone using the word aint because it aint a word! Wow, I best climb down on the soap box, I

The Face Of War
The Face of War by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie * This poem was written as a response to an email sent to me showing the many good things that our soldiers are doing in Iraq. They asked me: " Why isn't this shown on National TV. I wonder... My Thanks to Jerry Bolton for his suggestions on how to make this clear. The Face of War Sweet child of War, A victim of corruption and misused power… Held in caring hands of a weary soldier, too tired to weep… He holds this sweet child in the safety of his arms, soothing her fear with the strength of his courage, His soldier’s heart breathes compassion! How can you call him uncaring? This is the face of war. Wary soldiers who have not forgotten, how small and helpless a child is, how cold and cruel the world can be! He cradles her gently in his arms, daring the enemy to try to harm her! His comrades march behind him, Angered by the Innocent victims of this battle; this is the face of war.

Thank You For Your Unselfish Heart
thank you for your unselfish heart by Jennifer Bosshart Wednesday, April 23, 2003 Thank you for your unselfish heart! For your strength and courage. For your ability to look past your self and see that some of us cant take care of our self’s .So you stepped up and said I will help those who can not. You are my rock, my strength, my reason I carry on. Because of you I go to sleep at night feeling safe, knowing I will wake up in the same country I feel asleep in....a free country. With the RED, WHITE AND BLUE flying high and with pride. I salute you and all your brothers and sisters. I may not be there with you in the flesh but I am with you in spirit and heart! So take care soldier. Come back to us, your family, your home...your country to where you belong. We will wait for you. And we pray for your fallen brothers, whom you cared about. Had dinner with last night, joked with this morning and is gone by afternoon. I don’t know who you feel, so I wont say I do...But know th

The Answers To Those That Ask Me This...
NO,i wont meet you. NO,i wont call you. NO,i dont wanna hook up with you. NO, you can't see my NSFW PICS! NO,i dont want your number. NO,i dont wanna have sex with you. YES,i have a man. YES,were serious. enough said....now dont ask lol..if you still have questions talk to tweek im sure he will love to hear from you...lol...NOT!! dont you dare bother him...lol I'M HERE FOR FRIENDS ONLY!!NO BF'S OR FK BUDDIES!! GOT IT??????????

Ptsd (demons From Within)
PTSD (Demons From Within) by George J. Carroll Thursday, March 02, 2006 Post Traumatic Stress Disorder has only in recent years been recognized for veterans of war who experienced this problem. In earlier wars they had no effective way of treating this disorder and many veterans were affraid to admit to this problem because someone might think they were crazy. I dedicate this poem, written on 11/11/ 86, to the Veterans who were afflicted by this disorder, caused by the rigors of war. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I cannot forgive war For the scars left within. For wasted years, wilted in fear, That made my head spin. O beautiful years these could have been If fate had been allowed to smile, And this nightmare of human slaughter Had not lingered for more than awhile. Were the men that stopped a shell And had their innards rent, The victors of this madness: Their souls to heaven sent? No pity

Nsfw?? You've Got To Be F'n Kidding Me!!!
Someone marked my "confidence" De-motivational poster NSFW. The only thing I can think of is because it's of some fatty fat Mcfatfuck holding up his tits. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?!?! IT'S A FUCKING MALE! I see pics of guys on this site where they happen to not be wearing a shirt. Am I to assume then that these pics are also NSFW? Get off your NSFW High Horse and get a fucking life...

Scream Of The Butterfly
A creature made of sunshine Her eyes were like the sky Rabbit howls like something old As we twitch to a lullaby The scapel shines in god's sunshine The Streetlights whisper pain Down here near the poison stream Our god has gone insane She smiles like a child with flowers in her hair With blood on her hands Into the sun she stares She feels it die I heard her cry She smiles like a child with flowers in her hair With blood on her hands Into the sun she stares She feels it die I heard her cry... Like the scream of the butterfly Sunshine in the house of flames She loves it where she gets it But it's never felt the same Surgery, in the house of dissection When your candle burns out..I'll resurrect you She runs Through fields of daisies Yeah, it's just a shame that they eat their own babies Who cares Cos the air is free When you get there will you kiss the dead for me? There's blood on the moon and the summer is cold There's love in the room But baby

Jezebel
If I took this cigarette and put it out on you... Would you love me? Her throat is soft Her lips are red Her thighs are white Her heart is dead Jezebel Red rope Burns around her wrists Her blood is cold..like a serpents kiss Do you love your whore? I like to hear you beg She crouched down in the corner with her head between her legs Jezebel Broken glass and dirty needles Soul erosion truth Electric god Our superman found dead in a telephone booth Shards of teeth Ice pick abortions Orgasmic death so warm Lets die screamin' Black goat semen I can't hear you whisper "conform" Hearts will stop and brain cells pop Apocalyptic high She screams bloody murder as they chop off her fingers So this is how it feels to die But it's ok Yeah everything's ok She was screaming about conspiracy Talkim' about taking sides I was masturbating, just contimplating The cold love of suicide Hearts will stop and brain cells pop Apocalyptic high She was s

Letter Home
“Letter Home” By Paul R. Mays 8/9/2007 Mom and Dad, If you are reading this it means I’m not coming home. I am writing this letter because my unit and I are about to insert north of Baghdad in a strike on a bomb making factory that’s making IED’s and it come time for some payback. Mom, I will miss your blackberry cobbler when dinners done and all the little things that you do when I’m home that makes it a place of love and family. I know this will hurt you to the soul but I want you to understand that I and many others knew what we were doing and my eyes also water up, not because of what we deal with here but for what you will have to endure if you get this letter. I only wish I could take the pain from your heart so you could feel nothing but joy but I know that joy is the furthest feeling from your heart at this moment. But try to remember the moments we shared when you taught me of love and family. I have taken that with me in every mission and it sustains me when the

I Want To Speak Of Warriors
“I Want to Speak of Warriors” By Paul Mays I want to speak of warriors. A long time ago I stepped from a plane onto a strange new land along with several dozen others. As we stepped down the ramp we all had a fear that ripped at our guts and just as we tried to figure out where we were to go and what we were to do , along came a truck filled with body bags to fill the plane for its return flight. I saw in the eyes, of those that had been sitting with me and speaking of how now that this one or that one was now in country the enemy would just turn and run, a panic that caused them all to go dead quite. War is not pretty. War is not a great thing that young men strive for. War is ugly, dirty, smelly, and causes the soul to numb. But War is a price a nation, and the children of that nation, sometimes must pay. When others make efforts to destroy all that make life, liberty and freedom possible then a people must stand and loose the dogs of war. Today we are at war. Not the

Cape San Blas Vacation Rental
cape san blas vacation rental Florida Beach Home Property - Cape San Blas 07 Cape San Blas/S. Gulf Bedrooms: 5 Bathrooms: 5 Beautiful & large gulf front home! 5 bedroom, 5 bathroom and a gulf front pool. Only 4 years old. Includes an outdoor shower, fish cleaning table, covered parking, ample storage & spa. cape san blas vacation rental, cape san blas vacation, vacation rental, cape san blas, florida beach home property, florida beach home, florida beach house

List 1 Of Current Club F.a.r. Members
THESE ARE THE CLUB F.A.R. MEMBERS BROKE DOWN INTO TEAMS AS OF NOW, BUT WE KEEP GROWING. PLEASE FAN ADD AND RATE YOUR FELLOW MEMBERS, I KNOW IT'S A LOT TRUST ME, BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN ONE DAY. I WILL TRY AND KEEP THIS UPDATED SO PLEASE SHOW YOUR FELLOW FAMILY MEMBERS SOME LOVE, IF YOU FEEL YOU CANNOT DO THIS THEN I DON'T THINK THIS IS THE RIGHT FAMILY FOR YOU... I MEAN THAT IS WHAT OUR NAME STANDS FOR.. THANK YOU ALL FOR JOINING IT REALLY MEANS ALOT TO US. I, PETE & ROBIN...ARE HAPPY TO HAVE ALL OF YOU... Club F.A.R. Official Home Page@ fubar Boricua God~Daddy * Owner Club F.A.R.@ fubar ♥ Tsisquo'ga ~Cherokee God Mama ♥ Owner Of Club F.A.R.* *Sin Wagon* d.s.c@ fubar TEAM LOVE Tulsa's Angel~ Club FAR Team Captain/Sarge's Bad Girl/RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee@ fubar *~Pure Sweetness~* Club F.A.R Team Captain~@ fubar KRISTIN'S DEMON WOLF- CLUB FAR TEAM CAPTAIN

Christmas And Shoppers
ARGGGGGGGGG , yeah thats how I feel bout Christmas shopping and shoppers. They come into Wal-Mart and they expect us to have everything. I mean EVERYTHING .. geez we DONT so get the fuck over it .. you may have to shop somewhere else .. ( total sin ) .. then the attitude ... geez man leave it at the damn door cause all your attitude is doing is giving me the case of the SHITS .. remember I work at wal-mart i'm not your little service puppet , i'm not their to make you happy every time your retarded ass comes in .. i'm their to make a living and support my family .. yeah like you do at your damn job .. how bout i show up and agitate the shit out you .. how would you like it .. espcially during the Christmas season .. I really have gotten to the point while working at wal-mart because of the assholes and retards that i dont have any Christmas spirit anymore .. well cant say that atleast I have some Christmas spirit for a few minutes when i come home .. then i think bout the assholes and

Merry Christmas
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLIDER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLIDER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLIDER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I 'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SLODIERS WHO WERE WIL

Party
Good morning. Today the place I work holds its christmas party.. I think it is a great thing for all the residents at the apt complex, where I work at. we have pork roast, ham, beans, salads, potatos, rolls, well you get the picture. It is SO SO nice to see a big corperation still give freely to the residents. With out them there would be no complex. just so you know we serve enough meals for 800 families. merry christmas be back on friday

Who Wants Fu-bucks????????????????
WANNA EARN SOME FAST AND EASY FU-BUCKS????? LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ITS TIME TO SEE IF YOU CAN BE THE WINNER. IT MIGHT BE YOU OR ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS!!! YOU WANNA KNOW ??? CHECK THIS OUT: I'M HOSTING A FU-BUCKS GIVE AWAY CONTEST: FIRST TO REACH 25,000 COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE 500,000 FU-BUCKS FIRST TO REACH 35,000 COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE 750,000 FU-BUCKS + A RIDE ON WILDCAT TRAIN FIRST TO REACH 45,000 COMMENTS WILL RECEIVE 1,000,000 FU-BUCKS + VIP CART ON WILDCAT TRAIN WITH 2 GUESTS. CONTEST WILL LAST 7 DAYS,IT WILL START WHEN I HAVE 15 OR MORE CONTESTANTS ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® @ fubar THE RULES WILL BE 1~ NO NSFW PICTURES ARE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE CONTEST OR TO BE POSTED AS A COMMENT. 2~ COMMENT BOMBING AND SELF COMMENTING ARE ALLOWED. 3~ NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND,ANY DRAMA STARTER WILL BE ELIMINATED FROM THE CONTEST. 4~ GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP IS A MUST!!! IF YOU WISH TO JOIN PLEASE SUBMIT THE LINK TO YOUR PHOTO YOU WISH TO ENTER TO MY MAIL,JUST CLICK

Interesting Members Lol
Interesting how many female members on here are actually promoting their porn web sites. For some it's so obvious they're even posting the web address in their "about me" section. Guess there's no filtering going on. LOL Bob

A Click Away
A CLICK AWAY by BlueWolf © A boring day, A lonely night, Not much to do, Just thoughts to fight. With one small CLICK, My PC is on, The light blue screen, Again it won. Click, click, Awwww, what a sound, My favorite site I am ISPQ bound. Surf through Ids And there it was, The sweetest face, Eyes that embrace. QM sent out to you, Wait for reply, Your answered fast, I was so shy. It was a thrill, To chat with you. We laughed so hard, Temptation grew. In just one night, You took my heart, I knew it then, It was THE START......

Missed My Fu-anniversary
I just realized that during the time i was banned and on my other page I missed my one year Fu_anniversary (nov 7th) :( show me some love and send me fubucks! LMAO! Just kidding!Im just sleep deprived and talking crazy! someone knock me out already!8-p

Goings On
well we got our first snow of the season yesterday. About 3" at the most. Unfortunately, not enough to close work. So it's off to work this morning then I have my pre-op appointment at the hospital. Then one week from today I go in for surgery. Once thats done I'll be home for 2-3 weeks recovering (oh joy). So keep me in your thoughts next Thursday. oh... btw.. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m"

Prayer To Our Lord >>>>>
Thank you O Lord as Ive awaken this early morn. Im reching out to You scared now, needin your love to guide me thru , to a place to which I can see , that you,ll be among my pain. and make feel well agin.Im beside myself no think right , im needing cofomfort thru out my life, strenght and undertsanding too, and Im not always thinking good in what i do. I sometimes am lost or confused, but in these times I trun to you. Hepl me now My lord to cope and clear my thoughts like so. may you guide me with in my way, to do what is best and right every day, take satan and devour him now get him out of my life , let me not fail, not loose the fight. i know im weak but with you im joined to be a strong among your loyns.. I want to be whole be happy again .. Yes Lord ;I belive I can, cause your love is here in demand , im leaning on you to understand. i hope you,ll guied me all the way and let me be whole again. but if not then i will abide by your call, and will do as you

Questions :)
I was watching Dr. Phil and I listened to 2 different sides of having a baby. One family the wife wants a baby so badly yet the man doesnt want one. My question to everyone is if your s/o wanted a baby so badly and was begging you to have one but you didnt want one what would you do? Would you suck it up and have the baby even though it was against your personal wishes? Or would you stand your ground and not have one? Ok now the other family... they both want a baby so badly and they just cant get pregnant. Now the dilema for them... She wants to try another type of fertilization that costs thousands of dollars and he doesnt want to because he doesnt want to be in debt. Would you let your s/o do the procedure and pay the money or would you say no? Even if you wanted the baby just as much? Just some things to think about :)

A Different Christmas Poem
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years ol

Applacation
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your

You Already Now!!
Your An Mc huh! Well I'm A Poet at its best! Take a ride, No need to hide my pride, I run my own race, Take your place, Make your pick, I'm feelin myself like Tweet, Wouldn't you like to say. If you want tha business, Invest in me for days to cum. Yea, I made a funny! If you want to get on a diet, Get on Slim fast! I got tha golden ticket, Slide on my fitted. In ya mind your sayin Damn he dun spit it! Hold up, More time to come. This is what you get messing with me on tha one on one. Let me get a taste. All I want you to do is sit on myface. Just checking my in box @ myspace. But rather go to Fubar and get shit faced. Mmmmm taste is GGGGReat! I'm do everything right, so folks love to hate! Lol it a sample of what i got!!!

But Whatever
i'm consistent at being inconsistent it seems... welcome to the sean... i'm a breath closer to the end, a step away from falling... a vision away from a hallucination... a sight away from being blind... but whatever... i'm an arm's length away from misery... a lie away from hypocrisy... a woman away from destiny... a life away from tragedy... i'm a drink away from a catastrophe... a gulp away from ecstasy... a vein closer to what ails me... a bitter side of me that craves calamity... everything thing else known to me... but whatever.. i'm a mile away from home... a road along the way i've travelled alone... i'm away from my family... i'm all about getting away from me... i'm living up to how i think i should be... fucked in the head like i was meant to be... living through a past not so distant from me... where i stand... what i want... who i am... who i'll become after this is all old to me... but whatever...

~mØrnïng PÅncÅkë§~
Six year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents Pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, Opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it On the floor. He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most Of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the Floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten. Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated. He wanted this to Be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad. He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or On the stove and he didn't know how the stove worked!. Suddenly he saw His kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, Knocking the egg carton to the floor. Franti cally he tried to clean up This monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white And sticky. And just then he saw Dad standing at

I Felt People Need To Know About This Movie - Becaouse I'm A Christian
WE MUST BE INFORMED THE GOLDEN COMPASS, a new movie targeted at children, will be released December 7, 2007. This movie is based on the first book of a trilogy by atheist Philip Pullman. In the final book a boy and girl kill God so they can do as they please. Pullman left little doubt about his intentions when he said in a 2003 interview that "My books are about killing God." The movie is a watered down version of the first book and is designed to be very attractive in the hope unsuspecting parents will take their children to see the the movie and that the children will want the books for Christmas. The movie has a well known cast, including Nicole Kidman, Kevin Bacon, and Sam Elliott. It will probably be advertised extensively, so it is crucial that we get the word out to warn parents to avoid this movie. You can research this for yourself. Start with Snopes.com, then go to Google. http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/compass.asp PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!

Whoos In De Cat House
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least 1 person on your fubar that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox, not a reply to this bulletin, saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your BP that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you..haha.. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,or single..You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.. I wasn't scared..

WhÅt LØvë MëÅn§ TØ Å 4-8 YëÅr ØlÐ
What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . . Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: "When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8 "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4 "Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5 "Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6

Thï§ ï§ My CØüntry
THIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES. If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way ... bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN that's being offended! WAKE UP AMERICA!

Thïng§ Årë Nëvër WhÅt Thëy §ëëm
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem." The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After s haring what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.

Å WØnÐërfül Më§§Ågë By GëØrgë CÅrlïn:
Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate. The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much , and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon an

HØw YØür Ðïck ï§ TÅ×ëÐ By Thë GØvërnmënt
Open letter to Tax Payers. Dear Tax Payers: The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed is your Pecker. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is employed but operates in the hole. Furthermore, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Accordingly, after March 1, 1986, your Pecker will be taxed, based on its size, using the Pecker-Checker Scale. Determine your category and insert the additional tax under "Other Taxes", Page 2, Part V, line 69 of your Standard Income Tax Return. PECKER - CHECKER SCALE 10-12 inches* / Luxury Tax............... $50.00 8-10 inches / Pole Tax................. $25.00 6-8 inches / Privilege Tax............ $15.00 4-6 inches / Nuisance Tax............. $ 5.00 * Males with peckers in excess of 12 inches should be filed under "Capital Gains". NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refu

TØ Kïll Ån ÅmërïcÅn
Written by an Australian Dentist.... You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan . The only d

CÅjün §tëÅl§ Årt !
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and >> made it safely to his van. However, he was captured Only two blocks away >> when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make >> such an obvious error, he replied; "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the >> paintings; is ... I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh." (And you thought I didn't have De Gaulle to forward this message. >> Well, what can I say......... I figured I had nothing Toulouse)

Photo Flagged Nsfw !
I have just had a 'slap on the wrist' from fubar becaus someone reported one of my photo's NSFW. It is in my 'all things Christmas' album and it is the cow with the mistletoe round it's neck wearing reindeer antlers. It is actually an ornament you can buy but i posted the pic some time ago. Please can someone explain to me why this picture has been flagged NSFW cos i can't understand it. I personally have seen photo's in peoples albums that most definitely should be flagged but they aren't and i haven't reported them to fubar. Thanks for listening. Lin (celticrose)

Brother Owl
The Owl There are approximately 135 species of Owl, seventeen which are found in North America. Their secretive habits, quiet flight and various calls from whistles, screeches and hoots, have made them objects of superstition and even fear in some parts of the world. Some native tribes see the owl as a symbol of death while other tribes believe they embody the mysteries of shamanism and sorcery. Individuals with this totem are private complex people and don't like others to know what they are really thinking. This can sometimes lead to misunderstandings especially in the area of personal relationships. Owls have many abilities which set them apart from all other birds. Their wings which are extremely soft and thick, allow them to fly silently as they can swoop down on unsuspecting prey. They are able to slip in and out of places unnoticed and can teach us how to do the same. Their eyes are large and forward facing giving them a wise appearance. They have a greater ra

YØü PrØlly NëëÐ TØ GØ BÅck TØ 1§t GrÅÐë!
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms.

RëÅÐ Thï§ Vëry §lØwly... ït'§ Prëtty PrØfØünÐ.
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed ? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said , "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain" And my personal favorite:

WhØ GÅvë Thëm Thë Rïght TØ ChÅngë Thë WØrÐ§ Øf Hï§tØry ????
SHALL WE HIRE A MONUMENT ENGRAVER TO GO TO ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY AND ADD THE MISSING WORDS ? A MESSAGE FROM AN APPALLED OBSERVER: Today I went to visit the new World WarII Memorial in Washington, DC I got an unexpected history lesson Because I'm a baby boomer, I was one of the youngest in the crowd. Most were the age of my parents, Veterans of "the greatest War," with their families. It was a beautiful day, and people were smiling and happy to be there. Hundreds of us milled around the memorial, reading the inspiring words of Eisenhower and Truman that are engraved there. On the Pacific side of the memorial, a group of us gathered to read the words President Roosevelt used to announce the attack on Pearl Harbor: Yesterday, December 7, 1941-- a date which will live in infamy--the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked. One elderly woman read the words aloud: "With confidence in our armed forces, with the abounding determinatio

ChëÅp LÅbØr? ümm NØ!
Isn't that what the whole immigration issue is about? Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage Consumers don't want expensive produce Government will tell you Americans don't want the jobs But the bottom line is cheap labor The phrase "cheap labor" is a myth, a farce, and a lie; there is no such thing as "cheap labor." Take, for example, an illegal alien with a wife and five children. He takes a job for $5.00 or $6.00/hour. At that wage, with six dependents, he pays no income tax, yet at the end of the year, if he files an Income Tax Return, he gets an "earned income credit" of up to $3,200 free. He qualifies for Section 8 housing and subsidized rent He qualifies for food stamps He qualifies for free (no deductible, no co-pay) health care His children get free breakfasts and lunches at school He requires bilingual teachers and books He qualifies for relief from high energy bills If they are or be

Thïng§ ThÅt MÅkë YØü WØnÐër............¥?
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular an

Drift
forgotten thoughts of yesterdays, through my eyes i see the past well i don't know i don't know why. i believe in the truth from inside go away from me, leave me alone how much will money buy while i take my time as i drift and die i'm wanting to live my life, who's to blame for my mistakes well i don't know i don't know why. i believe in the truth from inside go away from me, leave me alone how much will money buy while i take my time as i drift and die

Wë Årë FrïënÐ§
We are friends I got your back, You got mine I'll help you out Anytime! To see you hurt, To see you cry, Makes me weep And wanna die And if you agree To never fight It wouldn't matter, Who's wrong or right If a broken heart Needs a mend, I'll be right there Till the end If your cheeks are wet From drops of tears Don't worry Let go of your fears Hand in hand Love is sent, We'll be friends Till the end!!!! And even though Weve had ups and Downs, youre the one Friend I cant be without. And no mater what happends Well be friends till the end!!!!

Thë GÅy Flïght ÅttënÐÅnt
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, > who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. > > As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and > told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be > landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could > just put your trays up, that would be super." > > On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather > Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps yo u didn't hear > me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your > trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us o n the ground." > > She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a > Princess and I take orders from no one." > > To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a > beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country

Reason Of Changing Seasons.
Everything I touch turns to be tha way I dont want it to be. Is that my fault? Or is that I'm not in contol of a nother beings feelings. Tha way shortie feels for me is questionalbe. She want me to stay when i want to go. When i want to stay she wants me to go. For that I'm not sure of what she whats out of life. Tha way I can be thankful and kind for having reason with myself to be patient.

GhëttØ §pëllïn' ü§ë ëÅch VØcÅbülÅry WØrÐ ïn Å §ëntëncë
1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody. 2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both. 4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint. 5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis. 6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man,it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel ." 7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the < BR>apartment undermine. 8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify." Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word.... Today's word is: "OMELETTE " Let us use it in a sentence. "I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

Thë CØmpütër §wÅllØwëÐ GrÅnÐmÅ
The computer swallowed grandma. Yes, honestly its true! She pressed 'control' and 'enter' And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind; I've even used the Internet, But nothing did I find. In desperation, I asked Google My searches to refine. The reply from him was negative, Not a thing was found 'online.' So, if inside your 'Inbox,' My Grandma you should see, Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her And send her back to me.

GØÐ HÅ§ ÅmÅzïng Thïng§ ïn §tØrë
Stars do not struggle to shine, rivers do not struggle to flow, and you will never struggle to excel in life, because you deserve the best. Hold on to your dream and it shall be well with you... Amen. The eyes beholding this message shall not behold evil, the hand that will send this message to others shall not labor in vain, the mouth saying Amen to this prayer shall laugh forever, remain in God's love. Good morning, your dream will not die, your plans will not fail, your destiny will not be aborted, and the desire of your heart will be granted in Jesus' name. Say a big Amen and if you believe it, send it to all your friends. Money will know your name and address before the end of this month. If you believe, send it back to all your friends. None goes to the river early in the morning and brings dirty water. As you are up this morning, may your life be clean, calm and clear like the early morning water. May the grace of the Almighty support, sustain and supply all your needs

Magic Pen
The Magic Pen I’m sitting in my backyard on a sunny early spring afternoon. My blue spiral notebook is on my lap and a magic pen is in my hand. The pen doesn’t look that special if you see it in my bag or on my desk, just a black gelstick pen with a cap. The magic begins when I touch it to paper. Two fussy blue jays chase each other overhead. “Are they mad at each other or just playing?” My pen writes the question before I have time to think of it. A squirrel buries a pecan in the next door neighbor’s yard, his bushy tail twitching as he digs. “How will he remember where he hid it?” my pen asks. I really don’t know. There are tiny yellow flowers tucked throughout the greening grass. “Why do we call them weeds?” the pen questions. Oh, and there are six fluffy dandelion seed balls lined up against the side of my house. “You can make a wish, you know. What will you wish for?” my pen asks. I stop writing for a moment to think of all the possibilities. A yellow

Usually
usually usually it feels like no one listens... until you say something for them to throw it back in your face unexpectedly... fuck it, bring it on... i am so sick of saying sorry for the things i'm not sorry for... fuck it if its the "polite" thing to do... like i said, fuck it! i feel like shit today... exhausted, entombed in my own head, embedded inside my owm bullshit, FUCK, i give up! my lovelife is a blur... i know who i want and why i want her, but the dramasetters are right there keeping pace... enticing, inviting... i have to say no... yes, baby, i love you... i'm not giving up... i'm just frustrated, that's all... back and forth to the usual grind sitting here drinking beer is all that seems to be clear... caught in my memories again... thinking about all the times i tried my hardest and got NOWHERE and all the times i didn't try at all and got EVERYWHERE... seems like me, huh? THAT IS ME i can't win $5 on a scratch off for shit, but i can avoid being kil

ThÅ BüÐ §tØrŸ!
This is TRUE! How Budweiser handled those who laughed at those who died on the 11th of September, 2001... Thought you might like to know what happened in a little town north of Bakersfield , California . After you finish reading this, please forward this story on to others so that our nation and people around the world will know about those who laughed when they found out about the tragic events in New York , Pennsylvania , and the Pentagon. On September 11th, A Budweiser employee was making a delivery to a convenience store in a California town named McFarland. He knew of the tragedy that had occurred in New York when he entered the business to find the two Arabs, who owned the business, whooping and hollering to show their approval and support of this treacherous attack. The Budweiser employee went to his truck, called his boss and told him of the very upsetting event! He didn't feel he could be in that store wit

R Is For Rose Basket Cupcake
See what's in bloom with these rose cupcakes. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 cupcake Chocolate frosting Green-tinted coconut 5 candy or frosting roses 3 strands red whip licorice 1. Unwrap the cupcake and frost in a basket-weave pattern using a basket-weave tip, as in the inset photo. (An easier alternative is simply to pipe a decorative edge around the top of the cupcake.) 2. Add the coconut grass and the candy roses. Braid the licorice for a decorative handle. 3. You can also make your own roses with a rose tip and pink frosting.

Wizard Cupcakes
t won't take a magic spell for these cupcakes to disappear once your guests spot them. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked ice cream cone cupcake (see directions, above) Skin-tone icing (mix red food coloring and cocoa powder with white icing for fair skin; mix cocoa powder or brown food coloring paste with white icing for dark skin, etc.) Sugar eyes (or mini jawbreakers) Colored icing in a tube (for hair and details) Red shoestring licorice or fruit leather Scissors Sugar cone Candy stars Edible glitter or coarse colored sugar Mini pretzel sticks Star-shaped sugar cake decorations 1. To bake ice-cream-cone cupcakes, use your favorite box mix (not the "add butter" kind). Place flat-bottomed ice cream cones in a cupcake tray and fill three-quarters full. Bake as directed. These cupcakes are best made the same day since they get soggy after 12 hours. 2. Place a big scoop of icing on top of the cupcake to make the head, smoothing as much as possible. Add sugar eyes, ici

An Old Letter
was reading an old letter I had writen to an old GF and found this in there looking left looking right tossing turning through the night not a sight not a sound not a feeling not a touch open my eyes and your not by my side my ears hear no sound of your sweet breath my finger's not feeling your hair running between them my skin not feeling your soft touch this is every night this is every day every minute that your away I know I dont say it like I should and I dont always sound excited to hear your voice but I wanted to say Thank You For Loving Me Sometimes and now looking back actions say more then words but some times you still need to say whats in your heart

C Is For Clown Cupcake
Make a cupcake shaped like a clown. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 cupcake White frosting 1 sugar cone Colored nonpareils 1 small red gumdrop 2 tufts of cotton candy 2 mini M&M's 2 marshmallow stars 1 medium red gumdrop or gumball 1 yellow banana candy Red frosting 2 Wintermints candies 1. Lightly frost the sugar cone and roll it in colored nonpareils, adding the small gumdrop to the point. Insert the cone into the top of the cupcake. 2. Place a tuft of cotton candy on each side of the cone for the hair. 3. Place 2 mini M&M's in the center of the marshmallow stars for the eyes. The nose is the medium red gumdrop or gumball. The mouth is the yellow banana candy surrounded by a ring of red frosting (use a writing tip). The Wintermints candies make rosy cheeks.

Thë MÅrïnë
This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you'll see a letter from him to his Dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankful for not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops. THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets. But still I fight on, I don't bitch, I don't whine. I'm just one of the people Who is doing your time. I'm harder than nails, Stronger than any machine. I'm the immortal soldier, I'm a U.S. MARINE! So stand in my shoes, And leave from your home. Fight for the people who hate you, With the pro

Balloon Cupcakes
Whether you're planning a circus party or a neighborhood penny carnival, this bunch of colorful balloons makes a festive ending. Be sure to make a balloon for every child at the party. Tip: Cover your cake cardboard with sky blue wrapping paper and arrange the balloons on top so they look like they are flying up in the air. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Baked cupcakes Frosting (equal amounts of yellow, green, blue, and red) Curling ribbon (yellow, green, blue, and red) 1. Frost the cupcakes yellow, green, blue, and red and arrange them on a large platter or cake cardboard. 2. Tape a length of ribbon to the bottom of each cupcake. 3. Tie all the ribbons together and curl the ends as shown.

Penguin Cupcakes
Looking for the perfect snow day treat? Suit up and make the penguin cupcake. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Vanilla cupcakes Vanilla frosting Chocolate cookies (we used Keebler Fudge Shoppe Grasshopper Fudge Mint Cookies -- 3 halves per penguin for body and head) Dried apricots (cut into triangles for the beak and feet) Brown M&M's Minis (eyes) 1. Have your child help make a batch of vanilla cupcakes with vanilla frosting. (Use your favorite recipe or 1 box of cake mix, which will make 24 cupcakes.) 2. Buy or make 2 to 3 cups of frosting (save some for decorating glue). 3. Decorate as shown, cutting the cookies in half with a knife (a parent's job) and using extra frosting to attach the apricot beak and the M&M's eyes.

Teletubbies Cupcakes
urn ordinary cupcakes into adorable Teletubbies with just candy, pipecleaners, and some creative frosting. Have fun, but remember to keep candy out of toddlers' reach to prevent choking. Party Idea: Toddle in Teletubbyland for your child's next birthday. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Cooled cupcakes -- at least one for each guest Purple, yellow, green and red frosting Purple, yellow, green and red pipe cleaners Assorted candy (mini M&Ms, red rope licorice, purple, yellow, green and red gumdrops) 1. Cover a table with a cloth and set out bowls of each frosting color, assorted candies, plates and utensils. 2. To create a Teletubby, spread desired color of frosting on cupcake. 3. For the face, flatten a gumdrop the same color as the frosting and place in the center of the cupcake. For the ears, cut a flattened gumdrop in half and place on the sides of the face. 4. Use frosting to glue on two mini M&M eyes and a red rope licorice smile. 5. Twist the appropriate color ante

Perfection?
the hardest thing in this world is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes but still loves everything about you. The best boyfriend you'll have isnt the best looking, the funniest, or the richest. its the one that makes you feel gorgeous, hilarious, and like a million dollars. He makes sure you know he loves you. Friendship is easily turned into love but love is very hard to turn back into friendship. Guys are like stars there are millions of them but only one will make your dreams come true

Polar Bear Cubcakes
We just couldn't bear to keep this cool polar family a secret any longer. Here's how to make your own irresistible trio, starting with Mama Bear. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Light-colored cupcakes, 1 regular and 3 mini White frosting Shredded coconut 3 large and 2 small white gumdrops 1 Junior Mint candy Chocolate chips, 4 regular and 4 mini 1. First, frost the top, sides, and bottoms of both a regular-size cupcake and a mini cupcake with white frosting. For each cupcake, frost the bottom first; then use a fork stuck into the bottom to hold the cupcake while you frost the rest of it. Step 2 2. Roll the cupcakes in shredded coconut; then, working on waxed paper, set the cupcakes on their sides with the top of the smaller cupcake stuck to the bottom of the larger one to form the bear's head. 3. Add 2 horizontal slices from a large white gumdrop for ears, a Junior Mint candy for a nose, and 2 chocolate chips for eyes. For each cub, frost a mini cupcake and a large gumdrop, the