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Just A Little Update, Or Maybe A Big One!
Hello my friends, I decided that my long absence (and only partial attention to my friends) could use an explanation... so for those of you who are interested, here you go! This year has been full of many exciting and not so exciting new experiences for me. One of the exciting ones was my promotion that led me to move to Kent. Kent itself is not that great, but it's okay (lots of mountain views... and I mean THE mountain, our absolutely gorgeous Mt. Ranier - which by the way is the highest in the lower 48) and the rent is nothing to spit at. The exciting part is/was the job that has given me a challenge and made my work experience a whole lot less boring. It's also stressed the hell outta me and I've been sick a lot, but I welcome the excitement of a new place to work and a new team to lead. Sadly, it requires a hell of a lot more time at work... so when you see the status as "working hard" or "working my a** off" that's what that means. Unfortunately, the less exciting p

Darkness
darkness chilling sunrises out into the horizon stand aside and look out and dream a pretty dream hope an unshellfish hope just look at all the surroundings listen to the birds sing their pretty song trees whispering among each other wind blowing water trickling by darkness takes all with little specks of light waves crashing agaisnt the rocks moments of slicence light house a glow over younder lighting the way for the unawaken spirits that are trying to find their way home look into the night By: Diedre

Listening
Author: Susan Lenzkes LEND ME AN EAR Ears are busy these days. A listening, caring, available ear is increasingly difficult to find. Many seem permanently encased in the headphones of their own private interests. Others are busy vying for equal time with other parts of the body--such as an eye on the clock or a nose to the grindstone. Even a free ear isn't necessarily free to listen. When people come to us with their troubles, many of us discover we have a birth defect; our earbone is connected to our mouthbone. When patience, understanding, and encouragement are most needed, we give advice, platitudes and "My experience can top that" stories. The burdened who come to us needing to unburden are looking for an earbone connected to a heartbone. It's good to remember that "listen" and "silent" are made of the same six letters. Lend every man thy ear, but few thy voice. --Shakespeare Verse: James 1:19 Passage: James 1 Additional Script

This Time Tomorrow Night...
At this time tomorrow night, I'll no longer be a member of Fubar. I'm sorry. I refuse to get sucked into drama any longer. Its ridiculous. I cant even log onto my page without someone havin somethin to say about it. So If you still wanna keep in touch, most of you already have my yahoo.... but if not, hit me up. I'm goin back to my nice, boring, quiet myspace :D PEACE OUT! xoxo Amy

Poem I Wrote
Letting Go When I close my eyes at night I think of you Wondering if anything between us will ever come true. Its just so funny how you understand the way I feel Making each day of my life seem so real. You Listen to my problems You Listen to my Dreams We talk about the weirdest things in life That we both been through, It seems I never felt this connection before Its driving me crazy inside That you accept me for me And all the problems that made me blinde. I understand that we are in two totally different places And I need to be aware that somethings aren't meant to be I just wanted to let you know you are special in my heart But I must set you free So I open my arms in front of me To give you one Last hug and Kiss Realizing that you make my heart weak And letting you know you will always be missed.

Things To Do At Walmart
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 5. Put some M&M's on lay away. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone." 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.' 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask th

Funny
Raise Request...this is funny Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

How I Feel
Will I ever find my true love? What if he's in front of me and I'm to blind to see it? What if he's to blind to see me? Questions that just go through my mind all the time. Only time will tell how my love life will go. Which direction it will take me. I believe there's a reason behind everything. I feel there might be a reason why that I'm still single and haven't moved on. I do believe at love at first sight. I also believe people who are friends can become lovers. Sometimes you have to open up your heart and let that person in. Forget everything in your past and focus on the present and the future. Life is to short to have someone drag you down the wrong path that broke you heart once. Its a fact they will do it again. You just have to move on and forget them. Put all the bad memories away, hell even the good ones away too. Life isn't suppose to be stressful and depressing. Its suppose to be the most wonderful thing in this world. Why make your life miserable and unhappy. Sometimes

Requested Raise
Raise Request...this is funny Body: I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative-you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

What Are Friends For
what are friends for well lets see. friends are there for ya when you need them the most. friends are have your back. friends are always there when need advic. friends are always there when you in danger. if you can other reasons what friends are for please leave me a comment and tell me i what really love to hear what you guys have to say. love ya all, maranda P.S. sorry about my spelling

Rip Chris We Miss You
Merry Christmas From Heaven I still hear the song I still see the light I still feel your love on cold wintery nigths I still share your hopes and all of your cares I'll even remind you to please say your prayers I just want to tell you you still make me proud You stand head and shoulders above all the crowd Keep trying each moment to stay in His grace I came here before you to help set your place You don't have to be perfact all of the time He forgives you the slip If you continue the Climb To my family and friends please be thankful today I'm still close beside you In a new special way I love you all dearly now don't shed a tear cause I'm spending my christmas with Jesus

Veni, Veni Emmanuel (part 2)
Sometimes, as I talk to hurting people, as I consider the news today of yet another shooting, this one school related, I can't help feeling a certain urgency to the prophetic plea remembered in Advent. Like other people I grow weary of a dark and cold world, with emotional, financial and occupational ice storms. And I wonder, "Is it today?" If so, then have I done enough to love those around me? I try to never let a person down, to always build them up, to grow as a team. That's who I am, flawed human being I stumble to often. I am too idealistic to ever escape the dream, a Quixotic Arthurian of sorts, chasing windmill dragons and seeing saints where fellow humans stand. Sometimes I feel like Diogenes and his lamp searching the world for one person willing to die for all the wrong reasons. Searching, searching, longing, waiting I ask, "Is it today?" But for Christians, this observation is only half true. Truly we search for the one person willing to die for all the wrong reaso

Rednecks Christmas Song
LOL I got this call from work as a "call off" LOL: Redneck's Christmas Song Sung to the tune of "Joy to the World" I pissed my pants The toilet was just too far I drunk Too much Damn beer I tried to hold it in But my bladder did give in And I pissed thru my drawers Right thru my Wrangler drawers I pissed I pissed Right thru my drawers

The Creepy Yahoo Guy Comes Back
As I said in a previous post, the blocks on Yahoo are worthless.. So here is this months installment of the Creepy Guy on Yahoo mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:39:07 PM): hey Wendy Yates (12/9/2007 10:39:13 PM): Hi mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:39:22 PM): whats up Wendy Yates (12/9/2007 10:39:28 PM): Not much mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:39:52 PM): u home for the night Wendy Yates (12/9/2007 10:40:11 PM): Yeah mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:40:29 PM): ok gn Wendy Yates (12/9/2007 10:41:07 PM): I mean where else would I go at nearly 11pm? mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:41:29 PM): ur right Wendy Yates (12/9/2007 10:43:07 PM): Why do you ask? mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:43:20 PM): ur happy mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:44:00 PM): i can make u happy Wendy Yates (12/9/2007 10:44:13 PM): Oh yeah? You has cheezburger? mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:44:32 PM): nope mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:44:48 PM): u still want to be w me Wendy Yates (12/9/2007 10:45:01 PM): I never wanted to be with you mikald24 (12/9/2007 10:45:12 PM): ok

A Christmas Story
glitter-graphics.com A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my rear for darn near a year, Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear? The old lady gripping cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better those JERKS from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't darn funny. Who the heck ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits. They want the impossible--Those mean little twits. I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls... Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo-yo's--No request for them. They want compu

Happy Holidays?
Bah. I, for one, struggle with this time of year. So many losses in the past, and always more to come it seems. This year is slightly different though. I have a great new addition to my life. He's wonderful on every level. He reminds me that there are some good things to look forward to, and it's a little easier not to focus on the past losses. They haunt me, as I'm sure they haunt many of you. Just think of it this way, it could always be worse.. and it could always be better. Which would you choose? :) Let's not sit around and cry in our beer (or drink of choice) and, instead, make the best of what we have. Smile. Live. Do what so many others don't get to do, and enjoy your families. This is just as much a reminder to myself as any of you. Some day I hope not to need it, but for now... :) ... Happy Holidays? YES... please ~Jess~

My Links
Here are some other places you can find me online if im not on fubar... www.myspace.com/lovethegods www.myyearbook.com/lovethegods http://seyton.hi5.com http://photobucket.com/hiimlucifer http://vampirefreaks.com/fuck_society666

If You Like What You See
I want to start off by thanking everyone who has taken the time to look at the photography, and digital art I have put in my albums here. Due to the limitations, it is only a small fraction of what I have done. If you like what is here, and want more, you can see more of my work in either my online gallery, or my Flickr photostream. You can see my gallery at WickdArts Design Gallery which is the best place top view my stuff for those not having a Flickr account. My Flickr photostream is Unpolarized Flickr Photostream If you really like what you see, and would like to buy a print, or other things displaying my work, you can check out my CafePress store at WickdArts CafePress Store Please be sure to tell your friends about me, and send them over to take a look at my work.

Sad
Boy: Baby, we need to talk. Girl: Ricardo, what do u mean? Boy: Something has come up... Girl: What? What's wrong? Is it bad? Boy: I don't want to hurt you, baby. Girl: *Thinks* Oh my God, I hope he doesnt break up with me... I love him so much. Boy: Baby, are you there?? Girl: Yeah, I'm here. What is so important?? Boy: I'm not sure if I should say it.. Girl: Well, you already brought it up, so please just tell me. Boy: I'm leaving... Girl: Baby, what are u talking about?? I don't want you to leave me, I love you. Boy: Not like that, I mean I'm moving far away. Girl: Why? All of your famliy lives over here. Boy: Well, my father is sending me away to a boarding school far away. Girl: I can't believe this. [FATHER: (Picks up the other phone, interrupts & yells furiously ERICA!, what did I tell you about talking to boys?!!!... Get off the damn phone!! (And hangs up).] Boy: Wow, your father sounds really mad. Girl: You know how he gets, but anyways, I dont want you t

D.b.s.
Well my first Blog ever!!!! I thought it should be informative and help someone along the way..... it was brought to my attention today that women actually suffer with D.B.S. (Damp Bush Syndrome), a woman says to me.... ( why me, I'm wondering), and I quote, " I'm all wet down there" and I'm thinking to myself.... Good Lord Woman!!!!! use some powder!!!!! POWDER THAT DAMN BUSH!!!!!!!! So I thought someone could let us all know if this is really a serious issue. D.B.S. is also known to stand for.... Dumb Biotch Syndrome Dirty Butt Syndrome Don't be stupid Dumb Bastage Syndrome and so on and so on... I'm sure we all know someone with one of these syndromes.... just wondering, Kelly Ann....... (giggles)

Hard To Believe It's So Close!!
1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Wrapping paper and sometimes put in gift bags too! 2. Fake tree or real? I like real trees but mine is fake. :P 3. When do you put up the tree? Very close to Christmas or like this year, not at all! 4. When do you take the tree down? Haha, known to be up close to Valentine’s Day. 5. Do you like eggnog? Yep 6. Favorite gift received as a child? The doll house that my aunt and uncle made for me! 7. Do you have a nativity scene? Yes 8. Hardest person to buy for? My aunt – she has everything she wants and wants for nothing so every year, I have to come up with something unique but something I know she’ll like, use and appreciate! 9. Easiest person to buy for? Children 10. Worst Christmas gift you ever got? Even if it wasn’t something I really didn’t care for, it was the thought that counted! 11. Mail or E-mail Christmas cards? Mail them if I do them. I’ve been slacking the last couple of years though. 12. Favo

Stop Complaning
i'm tired of all the bitchin and whining i read in all the blogs,shut-up or put-up,all the nagging and complaining about the people on fubar and other sites,why don't these people use their fucking head and check these people out before they talk or addin these people to their page,think DAMN IT,and i can't stand too s certain people on here thru a hissy fit because they had a bad day,GET OVER IT,everyone has a bad day,yo9u think your the only one,give me a break,SHUT THE FUCK UP,this might seem like i'm bitchin,but i'm not,just can't stand too see someone bitch about stupid shit,and readin it in these blogs,and i will noy rate a blog if its someone cryin about stupid shit,ITS LIFE GET OVER IT,AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT DAY,there's many more to come,so stop bitchin and whining,PEACE BITCHES. P.S. I CAN'T STAND FOR SOMEONE TO TRY TO INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE EITHER,THATS THE NEXT BLOG TO COME, PEACE OUT.

Prayer For Strength
Prayer for Strength Goddess Mother help me to be patient and strong to see what is truly important to act without selfishness or fear Goddess Mother help me to trust your wisdom to resist the coward's way to walk in faith and compassion to be truly human in spirit and heart

What A Wonderful Story
This is sooo sweet In 1986, Dan Harrison was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dan approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Dan worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Dan stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Dan never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later, Dan was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As th

Girlfriend Application
Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 1

Guy's Rules
THE GUYS' RULES THESE ARE OUR RULES, NUMBERED IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE! (PLEASE NOTE... THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1") ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE. 1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months a

Elements
Elements Hymn At one with the Universe My spirit is free All creation pulses in me Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Spinning and Spiraling into Elemental re-birth The magic of being renews Floating upon the wind Sparking with the energy of fire Flowing with the waters Dancing the rhythms of Earth Between the Moon and Sun

What Is Up With Liars??!!?!?!
Sometimes all a man has to give is his name and his word. So far, I have gotten the 'name' part.. LOL Why is it soooo difficult for a man to keep his word? Mean what he says? Tell the truth? I understand all the bullshit of a man's raising and not hurting a woman, but why can't we seem to grasp the concept that it hurts worse to be lied to than to hear the truth right away? I dont know... I will always need help with this one..I am holding out for that ONE that knows how to tell the truth.. the whole truth...and nothing but the truth.

What Am I??
Am old poem that I wrote a long time ago and expresses what I am going through now. It shines before me. With its metallic like glow Hovering, in front of my head as if death itself were holding it I don't know why it has come to this No one knows why, I do The pain that dull aching pain it never goes away, just grows stronger and stronger till you just give up!! I guess this is the end The end or the beginning the end of life as we know it or the beginning of peace peace with one's soul and spirit Can you guess, what am I.

Do You Ever Think Of Me
Do you ever think of me, Do I ever cross your mind, Do you ever ask yourself, What's she doing tonight. Chorus. There's this crazy thing in my head, I don't know if it's true, Whenever you're thinking 'bout me, I'm thinking 'bout you. Verse two. Do you ever think of me, Just out of the blue, When you're just sitting around, With nothing to do. Verse three. Do you ever think of me, When you wake in the night, Feeling like you're in a dream, When you open your eyes.

The Night Before Christmas
Tis a cold, grey night The eve before Christmas I sit alone, thinking of what the day will bring Knowing it won't be a happy day. For the one thing I want. The one person to share it Is a thousand miles away So I light a candle in the window for her to find her way. So long, I've waited, So long will I wait Each day, dying a little more inside The spiritual death, The emotional death, The living death. I'll continue on day by day, Nothing to guide me, No one to be beside me, Day by meaningless day, Till next Christmas, When I sit alone, Beside my window, And light another candle

Wedding Plans
Are fucking stressful... and i just started this morning.. Damn.. i picked out my dress.. now i just gotta figure out what colors the wedding is going to be in.. and who is going to be in it.. and where it is going to be.. oh lawd there i go again.. AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wisdom
May the teachings of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and who have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less than you would have wished. It is the content of the encounter that is more important than its form. May you not become too concerned with material matters, but instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart. Find time in each day to see beauty and love in the world around you. Realize that each person has limitless abilities, but each of us is different in our own way. What you may feel you lavk in one regard may be more than compensated for in another. What you feel you lack in the present may become one of your strengths in the future. May you see your future as one filled with promise and possibility. Learn to view everything as a worthwhile experience. May you find enough inner strength to determine your own worth by yours

Wonderful Message From George Carlin
A wonderful Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered

False Security In Exchange For Freedom
How far are people willing to go for the sense of security? How many freedoms will you give up to feel safe while you go about your everyday life? Supposedly 9/11 changed everything, or so thats what everyone keeps saying. I see that particular phrase as a get out of jail free card for those in power who want to keep their influential position and make money. I read an article today about how any card marked " for a wounded soldier" was to be destroyed for fear of an anthrax or biological weapon threat. When I read that I found myself disgusted and annoyed at my government. Many people want to send cards to those that serve the country but dont know the specific name of a soldier or whatever the case. There intentions are good, admirable, to cheer someone up. But the USPS and the government claim that they are simply worried about the potential for threats or danger. Hello! You're a soldier, serving a country thats at war; no offense but you may get hurt. I understand that the gove

Ice Storm 2007
Okay all my Wisconsin friends and family, Oklahoma got its ass kicked with a wicked ice storm. Were all ok, as well as others around us. The wifes resturant closed early on day 1 and early on day 2 due to power outage but otherwise remains open. My resturant on the other hand is closed now going on 2 days with no power and it may be 7-10 days before its back on. their is a mixed blessing their but i am getting some hours. We here at the house lost power for about 2 or so hours and that brought out lots of blankets because it got cold fast. as of right now 17% of the state or about 600,000 others are without power. They declared a state of emergency for the whole state. lol Wisconsin people need to come down and show them here how to drive, silly southerners so 3-5 inches forcast for this weekend(80% chance) ought to make things really interesting....ha ha amazing what moving from one area to another in this country displays for changes in lifestyle also they have nothing but salt s

Lend A Helpin Hand?
Hey yall a good friend who ive had in my family list for like forever now had to make a new acct. Please drop in on him and help him start buildin it back up. He will hit ur page back up... oh yeh and hes a cubs fan *rolls eyes* :P So drop in on him if ya can I know he would really appreciate it and so would I. xoxo -cotton ******GO BRAVES!******* wolfman999316@ fubar Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Our Lives As Americans.....land Of The Free??? For Who??
TO PEE! OR NOT TO PEE? Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ASS, doing drugs, while I work . . Can you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check ? Pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't. Hope you all will pass it along, though . . . Something has to change in this country -- and soon!

The Way I Love You!!
When I think of looking into your eyes I wonder off to things unseen; I think of all the emotions, all the words, and everything in between. When I ponder everything we have shared and all the events that we have endured; That is when my fears are at bay and my heart is rest assured. At this moment I think of us and I believe that in your arms is where I belong; The feelings I have over the past couple of months have come to be so strong. My heart beats to its own tune when I hear your voice or see you appear; I cant say that i have a crystal ball or the future is clear. I know that I'm willing to jump at the chance to give you my heart, soul, and mind; In hopes that our relationship and bond will age as if a fine wine. I can tell you I love you and even that I care, but these words don't begin to touch the emotion; I wish you could see and feel all my devotion. When I wake up your the first one that I call, your voice just makes it a better day right from the beginning; W

Long Night
Several things tonight. 1. Someone I care deeply for is obviously going through something hard but will not let me in to try to help. I'm not used to this. All my life people have come to me to help them solve their problems so this is something I am really struggling with. If anyone has any advice on this, I would REALLY appreciate it. Until then, I will just be here for this person, offering anything I can give that they will accept. 2. My roommate/best friend is really driving me crazy tonight with all the drama. Her bf went out w/ a couple of his guy friends and a girl that she hates. She is now livid. Her bf happens to be my cousin so he comes to me in situations like this. It really makes it difficult. I was talking to him about it and she got mad because I wouldn't tell her what we were saying so she stormed out of the room. I'm at a loss fot what to do. 3. I am in the process of accepting my ex's new relationship. He wants me to be her best friend and they are both mov

Secret Of The Number 11
The Secret behind the number 11 Pretty Chilling - read to the bottom. Try it out. If you are a sceptical person - still read on as it's actually very interesting!! This is actually really freaky!! (Mainly the end part, but read it all first) 1) New York City has 11 letters 2) Afghanistan has 11 letters. 3) Ramsin Yuseb has 11 letters . (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) 4) George W Bush has 11 letters. This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets interesting: 1) New York is the 11th state. 2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11. 3) Flight 11 w as carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11 4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers , was carrying 65 passengers. 6 + 5 = 11 5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 =11 6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. Sheer coincidence..? Read on and make up y

Daily Horoscope
You ought to outlast anyone who tries to challenge you today, thanks to your persistence and practically limitless energy reserves. Try not to worry too much about the long-term, which should be fine. well this is comforting i sure hope so.

Reality?????or Dream
Some things in life are never certain,who u love,when u die,it isnt a thing u choose,it is just determined by ur heart ur soul,maybe god,what happens when u love but that love is fought hard against,no one wants u to make it,they all want to watch u fail,what happens when ur heart fights,ur soul fights,but u are in the same place u were in the beginning,u have no choice,u stay,is it just a beautiful thought as i once heard someone call it,what am i dream or reality..........

Cold
The cold stone underneath her hand,the sky overcast,darkest clouds overhead,she doesn't want to say goodbye.Her face doesn't show a trace of the pain,her fingers trace the carved words lovingly on the icy stone,rain starts to fall,she has always faced this world alone,presses her cheek to the stone,her hands caught between her heart and the stone's hardness,she feels her heart slow its pace,closes down in the nothingness.Caresses the stone as she rises,loving the rain as it kisses her skin as a lover,walks away slowly,to seek for her heart protection and cover

My Bar Tab:
why is it that we have to know what our "friends" are giving a profile comment to another person in the bar tab box I don't want to know or care who gives who anything . i thought all comments were private. So come on "fubar " the only thing I want in "My Bar Tab" is stuff for me and who is just walking in the bar. thanx

My Hero
The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk. He has trouble spelling, thus letter writing is a pain for him, but he can field str

Nevermore
Darkness settles in my veins,will i ever be the same,i crawl on the floor,searching for more,i feel wetness on my face,my kiss salt tis what its laced,the pounding in my head,the yearning to just be dead,the lights dim in my sight,wishing hoping for some light,the evil invades my space,i want to vanish without a trace,i wanted a love evermore,but i see my heart broken bleeding and tore,i kneel here bent and broke,tears staining what i wrote,the scars inside,seeing him and all that he had lied,the burning yearning to belong,now the sweet need to be gone,i rest my head on the floor,while my heart bleeds nevermore nevermore.......

Breast Names (online)
Had nothing better to do and with all the talk about tits here's one fuckin' list; BREASTS: APPLES BALCONY BALLOONS BANGERS BAZONGAS BAZOOMS BEAN BAGS BIG BROWN EYES BON-BONS BOOBIES BOOBS BOTTLES BOULDERS BULLETS BUMPERS BUSTERS BUTTERBAGS CANTELOUPES GAZONGAS GLANDS GLOBES GRAPEFRUITS GUAVAS HANDFUL HAND-WARMERS HEADERS HEADUGHTS HILLS HONKERS HOOTERS HOWITZERS JABOOS JIBS JUGS JUMBOS KAZONGAS KNOBS KNOCKERS LACTOIDS LOAVES LOBLOLLIES LOVE BUBBLES LOVE MUFFINS LULUS LUNGS MAMMETS MAMS MANGOES MEATBALLS MEAT LOAVES MELONS MILK CANS MILK SHOP MOUNDS MOUNT OF ULIES MOUNTAINS MUFFINS MULLIGANS MURPHIES NANCIES NATURE'S FONTS NIBLETS NINNIES NIPPERS NODULES NOOGIES NUBBIES NUTS ORANGES ORBS OTTOMANS PAIR PALOOKAS PAPAYAS PAPS PEACHES PEAKS PEARS PECTS PEEPERS PILLOWS PIPS POKERS PONTOONS POTATOES PUMPKINS PUMPS RIB CUSHIONS ROUNDIES SANDBAGS SCONES SCOOPS SET SHAKERS SHIMMIES SKIN SACKS

A Look Into The Mind Of A Madman
it is only the existance of god that men walk the earth but it is your existance alone that makes heaven a true nirvana to seek.. these truths are self evident..look at how you touch people, just by walking into a room. doesnt time seem to stand still and all attenton no matter what the cause forms on you?? The charisma and comelyness you possees is superbly supernatural, for no mere woman of the flesh could possess such nature at her whim and if one ever did , it would drive her insane for we were not meant to handle the tools of omnipotent beings, we do not posess the skills, therefore it is our blessing and curse to be albe to see creature like you..to know what we cannot have and what we strive to attain.. that is why only worship is allowed for to touch is strctly forbidden and to love is to seek ones own demise..i have lived in the shadows to long and fortuned my release, for i hold within my eye the true apple of eden, and the land once called avalon and her name is Love. she

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1. I am in Love with a wonderful man named Michael! 2. I am a hopeless romantic 3. I like all kinds of music...fav is Hip hop! 4. I enjoy long walks on the beach under the moonlight. 5. I have a black lab named emma. 6. I want to marry Michael and have his children. 7. I have never been married. 8. I have never had children. 9. I enjoy going for boat rides with Michael. 10. I like to watch Michael ride his wake board. 11. I love to take pictures of beautiful sunsets. 12. I like to sing Karaoke with Michael. 13. I melt when Michael kisses me. 14. I like to cook…most of the time! 15. I love for Michael to wake me up with breakfast on Saturdays. 16. I love to cuddle up by a warm fire. 17. I try to be a good friend always. 18. I am a very sensitive and emotional person. 19. I enjoy learning new things. 20. One of my greatest loves is poetry… reading and writing it. 21. I love to read a good book. 22. My

Just A Dream
From underneath the shadows my fears seem to dissipate. The light in the distance never seemed so bright. Morphing into something almost unrecognizable, I freeze. As unmoving as the darkness, from which I came, I proceed with caution. Why now does this being choose to show itself? Evolving into something only seen unto the heavens, its light moves faster and brighter than nothing ever seen before. It seems to cry out as if only to me, completely overlooking all other forms. It is said that to witness such a thing is a miracle. So then why does this feel like nothing but a dream? I struggle to think of a way to introduce myself to its beauty, not knowing how to pull myself forever into its light. With little time left, it knows it’s shown itself for far to long. My given opportunity goes back, from which it came, never to show its light again. I struggle with my loss and fall back into the shadows. Remembering when I saw the most beautiful thing.

Things Here
today has been a really good day, im still feeling lonely, but i cleaned my townhouse and got some crap outta the way. im still stressing over nicole coming down here for xmas. im not looking forward to her arrival. ian knows this. he knows im pissed shes gonna be here. there is no secrets between us. laughter has been in short supply for me. and im finding myself letting go of a lot of things, ppl, places, etc. part of what i needed to do was drop my old email. im sorry if that incon: anyone but im slowly working on getting back to those ppl. xmas is always been rough for me im not kidding when i say i hate it.

Yes I Did Delete
I find it interesting how folks in fubar feel absolutley free to post viscious, insulting, inflammatory and outright bigoted comments. But become enraged at the idea that the person they are crucifying doesn't have to take it. And won't. IE. Deleting your diatribe and blocking you. Yes I am one of those who occasionally post mumms; and yes if you step over the line I have drawn for my mumm (that I paid for) you can damn well bet I will delete it. Its the way the system was created. You say its frowned on? By whom? You? You don't like it? Tough. Stay out of the mumms. Isn't that what you say to those you are currently taking your petty little frustrations out on? No one has to sit there and take being abused.

Unlicensed Love
Unlicensed Love On a summer's day. I fell in love and I'll never know Just what it was that made me feel So drawn to her, what the appeal That set my pulses so to race When e'er I gazed upon that face Of one who was scarce but a child Yet even then could drive me wild I'll never know the how's and why's I lost my heart to Blue Eyes But when I got that long sought kiss I knew I'd found my Perfect Miss My elfin girl from down the lane And I'll never let her go again For how could I describe our love? Romantic love, all hearts and flowers No way to count the days and hours Spent in self-indulgent wishes And thoughts of long awaited kisses Of sweet embraces, tender sighs And gazing into love filled eyes Oh yes, it is that kind of love Or, is it yet the love of passion The ecstasy that knows no ration That shuddering nerve-tingling feeling The climax with your senses reeling The wondrous joy when you discover That sweet surrender to your lover Oh yes, it's

At Work
MY OFFICE MANAGER MADE ME CRY TODAY AT WORK, SAID I NEEDED TO LIFT THE HATRED FOR MY FAMILY TO MAKE ME A BETTER PERSON..TO BE HAPPY, PLUS SHE SAID I PISSED HER OFF CAUSE I DONT GIVE MYSELF THE CREDIT I DESERVE, SHE WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY, TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL LOVE ME, WELL SHE TALKED ME INTO JOINING A SINGLES GROUP FROM HER CHURCH, SO I DID, I WANT A CHANGE IN MY LIFE. TO LIVE, THAT I DONT DO, I HATE THE HELL HOLE THAT I LIVE IN..THE TOWN THAT IS..SO IM GONNA CHANGE MY LIFE AROUND AND NOT BE AN INTERNET JUNKIE

Singles Settle Too Soon
Seems like people I watch who make finding "the one" a goal end up disappointed. A good friend focussed on living a full life being comfortable with who he is, then stumbled on his soulmate and they're living the dream. I think we put too much pressure on ourselves sometimes like being single isn't complete, and end up looking too hard or settling too soon. It's a tough call... If you're comfortable with yourself and your single life, when is the right time to commit to something good?

I Am Not Pc!!!!
Good evening everybody.... Well I am finally getting into the Christmas spirit....yes people, I did say Christmas!!!! I am not one of those fanatical "political correcters" who feel that normal people like myself got this christmas thing all terribly wrong. For the past several years I have to deal with the reality that many of my fellow human beings have been brainwashed into thinking that Christmas has become such an offensive enterprise that the mere mention of the word is rejected with reckless abanbon and replaced with of all things, "Happy Holiday". Are you freaking kidding me? Of course I enlighten myself by retorting "Okay friend, what holiday do you mean?" and I sit there watching these people figure out how do they respond.... "Well, you know" "Ahh, no I don't" (looking back and forth)....."Merry Christmas?" "Now, was that so hard?" It is amazing to no end that a small minority of the population can manipulate an otherwise joyous occasion because they fee

Is It Dead?
Christianity! Is it dead or does it still flurish? The word itself means many things to many people. For myself, IT means I have not the right to judge others for what they may or may not have done in they're past. Weather it be true or not is not my place to judge. For those who listen to this gossip, then they are as guilty as those who spread it. Christianity is a good word but only as good as those who use it wisely and in the text for which it was created. I am not the judge, jury or exicutioner therefore I will not condem my breatheren for the mistakes which they have made and which they are heartily sorry for! Does this make sense? And if so does it mean then, christianity is still alive? I hope so for all of our sakes!

Merry Christmas Hotties
Chief's & Desire's Hotties MERRY CHRISTMAS** ~~FROM THE 2ND ALARM HOTTIES~~ TO ALL OF FUBAR!!!! IF YOU HAVE NOT SHOWN THEM **CHRISTMAS LOVE** DONT BE A SCROOGE CLICK EACH HOTTIE'S PIC FAN, RATE, ADD AND CRUSH SHOW THEM LOTS OF MA D LOVE MUAHZZZZZZ & NIBBLES THANKS!!!!! :Alex::--? *Fubar After Hours Greeter* ?~~2nd Alarm Hotties~~' Lady Nocturnal' ticktick......BOOOOOM/2nd Alarm Hotties Member' Kimberly '*Kimberly*2nd Alarm Hotties Member*Proud Army Wife*Please read page* mel*/~2nd Alarm Hotties Member~ 'Ms. Amanda Lt. 2nd Alarm Hotties & DH Diva TooSeXy/ 2nd Alarm Hotties Member ?classc1™?2nd Alarm Hottie Member' Stefanie '~*RedKandy*~S*U*P*~Club F.A.R.~2nd Alarm Hotties Member~The Sisterhood~' Susie '"southernbelle4hell " ~ 2nd Alarm Hottie ~' 'Hannah Jane/ 2nd Alarm Hotties Member Read my profile before rating,fanning & adding me PLEASE! xox

Omfg To Funny Must Read
How can you tell this table is being sold by a man? And don't cheat either!! It's not hard to tell!! This table was for sale on eBay. How can you tell it is being sold by a man? Can you solve this little riddle? First look and guess. You will find the answer below, but don't cheat! Know the answer? If not, scroll down now..... OK, Look in the mirror. Remember, if you are posting a picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the picture. I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD...AND IT WAS POSTED ON eBay!!!hit REPLY, copy and then REPOST!! :D

U.s. Refuses `any Wounded Soldier' Mail
By JAY REEVES, Associated Press Writer Tue Dec 11, 2:22 PM ET BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. ADVERTISEMENT Since the Sept. 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces — a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last seaso

The 12 Pains Of Christmas
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Angry husband: Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Man getting over being drunk: Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Exhausted man: Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Five months of bills! Sending Christmas cards Hangovers Rigging up the lights And finding a Christmas tree The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife: Facing my in-laws Five months of bills! Oh, I hate those Christmas cards! Hangovers Rigging up these lights! And finding a Christmas tree The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me: Nervous wife's husband: Th

Without You
Without you my life is incomplete Without you I cannot rest I wait for you to call each day You are my missing piece Though so far away Without you my eyes cannot see Without you how can the day be light How can I dream in dark of night I look for you in falling stars Please say you love me still That my heart is in your arms Without you my soul is fast asleep Wake me, my dearest one, Only you can bring life back to me Without you, life is not the same I look for you in sunshine and in rain Do you see me here You are my great love, Come to me, my dear Without you, I cannot be myself Without you, I cannot feel the wind I dream of you and all that we have been

Thought For The Day Tuesday 12/11/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "Nothing to say today it seems. Nothing to think about, nothing to ponder. Nothing to venture into and nothing to wonder. Nothing to feel, nothing to embrace. Nothing inside and nothing surrounding. Nothing to hold, nothing to desire. Nothing to want, nothing to need, nothing to grasp, nothing to savor, nothing to linger. Nothing to give, nothing is taken. Nothing to see, nothing to exult in, nothing to dream of, nothing to want, nothing to wrap around me. Nothing to capture, nothing to move towards, nothing to be, nothing to become. Nothing to offer, nothing. Nothing to say today." ©2007 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

From Heroes 2 Zeroes
from vic 2 jones, 2 that famous breakfast drink (OJ) I guess it is safe 2 assume, if just-us point the finger they suspect. I guess Bonds got to get away with using steriods like O.J. did murder, oh did i say that? They might have choke the first time, they don't plan to get strangle by O.J. I guess Vick found out quick don't fuck wit dogs. that is man's best friend. That is like Apple pie and guns to America. What the hell was wrong wit u? I am mad because he was fightin and killin them because they lost. Now suppose somebody had punish u because u had bad game, how would u feel? I guess u get what u deserve. See u prove them dogs u killed had more love 4 u then your buddies. they prove their bark was more harmful 2 u then their bite. Marion "Hercules" Jones, I like u and still do, but I am like if u gonna do it don't get caught and don't delay shit just by lying, because that stints more. U know no one can fuck u like the government, keep ur head up so u don't see all the shi

#1-about Nsfw Pics
i've gone through some people's profiles and i've noticed that some people on here (mainly women) have nsfw pics in albums that can be "bought" with either fubucks, a blast or ticker, or a vip. doesn't that seem to drift towards being cheap...like prostitution..? it seems to me that if you want to filter who sees your private pics, just do what most do and make them family only..or friends only. i have some and i don't mind anyone seeing as long as they're not bashing me on them. personally i feel that if you take the time to accept someone, rate their pics, comment to them, etc. you are doing more than just the average 'hornball' surfing for some dick or some tits depending on your gender. well anyways, those are my thoughts. maybe i'm alone in this idea...what do you think?

For Christmas
On Christmas Morning I'd like to look into my mirror and see the reflection of you staring back at me. With arms opened wide and calling my name I'd step into my dream and into your loving embrace. How I long to be with you in each little way never letting a moment slip in unrecognized love. All I want for Christmas is for you to hold me tight and tell me that you love me for now and ever more. Alas my heart, as it knows its only but a dream but one I want more than life for I'm deeply in love with you.

Early Morning With You
Early morning. Your hardness pressed against me I wake with a craving, a need to feel you inside Your fingertips, like butterflies Barely there, everywhere Your lips on mine eroticism in the flesh so tantalizing so inviting Tongues intertwined slow penetration deep, searching rhythmic in our newfound ecstasy Coming to that place the space between not wanting to, and needing to let go Motionless concentration It hits hard and sudden Unexpected rapture From the depths Passion unleashed Your body warm, snuggled into mine Pure relaxation contentment and adoration. Good Morning…

I Give Up !!
I just wanted to say I give up !! Men do not want a women that can love them with her whole heart. They don't really want a women who can cook & clean for them. They want a Barbie Doll someone to show off ...someone they can show off !! All I can say I am who I am & I will not change for no one I have alot of LOVE to give to that someone special, but since I am not a Barbie Doll I guess that will never happen I will spend my life alone. Take Care Hugs Denise

Just Because
Suffocating in belief. Pacifying into nothing. I stay breathing and frozen. In this something so far forgotten. Remembering times full of nothing. And reconstructing all that was. Waiting on this missing moment. Holding on to a memory for far to long. And drowning in what I believe. But you will see me there. Carrying the withered and broken. Your savior of nothing. The martyr of your reflection.

Give Credit Where Credit Is Due
I am seriously disturbed by the large number of people who are displaying other people's work, be it art, photos, or graphis in their photo albums without providing any sort of credit to the actual creator. It's bad enough that so many people are doing this, but even worse that so many more are actively, or by implication passing off these things as their own work. It's sad, and pathetic, not to mention unethical, if not downright illegal. I think it's pretty cool that many of you want to show off other people's work you found, and like, to a wider audience. You probably think you are helping them out, but if you don't clearly credit that person for their work, you are not helping them, and may be making it harder for them to get recognition, or make a living from their work. So how about you take a little time, and effort, and clearly label things in your albums as art/photos, etc you like, or found, and make sure the real creator is mentioned in the description, so people k

Futards
So I was browsing through my pics and I notice that one of them was ripped by someone that i didn't give permission to, so I go to his folder and there it is uploaded on October 22nd. I asked him to remove it from his folders and this is the message he sent me Now how does one "accidentally" rip someones photo and keep it in their folder for so long? I sent him a message asking him that question and this was his response. Isn't FUBAR fun....BTW i have my pics set to NO ripping and he still ripped it somehow. This is his link...you can see the comment i posted on his page....I even said PLEASE LoL loveu@ fubar Have a great Night Oh and he has since taken the pic down. LoL April ♥

All I Want For Christmas Is You
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU Who needs presents when I’ve got your love? You're an angel sent from above Who needs mistletoe to receive your kiss? Your tender lips upon mine is such sweet bliss All I want for Christmas is you Knowing that your feelings are true. Something tells me you're more than you are You make me smile, even when I see you from afar Who needs fire when I’ve got your warm touch? Your gentle hand upon mine is just too much Who needs light when I’ve got your bright face? Your cute expressions send me deep into space All I want for Christmas is you Remembering our good times and making new ones too Something tells me I went right Because you and I are together on this fine night Who needs candy canes when I’ve got your sweet words? Your loving voice always leaves me assured Who needs holly when I’ve got your wonderful scent? For one such as you, there is not one compliment. All I want for Christmas is you To be the one who’s holding

Its Been Fun... But I Have To Run...
Its been over a year since I joined this site... I have met alot of great people and gained alot of close friends... But as of Saturday Dec 15th, 2007; I will be either deleting my Fubar account or taking a "LONG LEAVE" from it... Those that I am close to know how to find me... It been fun being here but I gotta go take care of what is more important... Later yall...

Please Help Out
OMG! Ms Dallas is running around hitting BIGDADDY & AIMEE. We can't have that!! She just slapped BigDaddy on the back of his bald head!! And pulled Aimee's hair! Need as many and all to this pick and spank her with rates and comments! Please help out with 1 rate and 20 comments if you can. love will be returned HIT THIS PHOTO ONLY!!!! This is an elimination showdown most rates and comments gets eliminated first!!! $3500 FU BUCKS to eliminate her! Contact Aimee or the GIT R DONE homepage to let us know of rates and bombs to her pic! Find your friends and send them to this pic and eliminate her! (repost of original by '♫ ♪Aimee ♫ ♪™ PRESIDENT & HEAD OFFICER OF THE GIT-R-DONE BOMBSQUAD~' on '2007-12-11 18:44:01')

The Crunch
too much too little too fat too thin or nobody. laugher or tears haters lovers strangers with faces like the backs of thumb tacks armies running through streets of blood waving winebottles bayoneting and fucking virgins. or an old guy in a cheap room with a photograph of M. Monroe. ther is a lonelinees in this world so great that you can see it in the slow movement of the hands of the clock. people so tired mutilated either by love or no love. people are just no good to each other the rich are not good to the poor the poor are not good to the poor people are not good to each other i suppose they never will be too much too little too fat too thin or nobody. -charles bokowski

Deal With It
Tell me something why do people have to hate on you. when your not bothering them that just shows me your not on my level. I'VE NEVER BEEN NASTY TO ANYONE ON HERE . But if you come at me I will fucken show my claws. I mean come on now on my page I did say I don't have time for you to hate. If you can't read that's not my fucken problem take up a class dumb ass. I will say it one more time for those of you that don't understand english when you see it . If you shown me love I will do the same for you keep it real or just keep on steppen. I have no time for you to player hate let's get it right. My name it's Li'0'nne for nothing. Some of you are just dieing to see the lion come out of me. If you think Ii'm right or wrong please feel free to comment

3 Am
My eyes open. The red light of the digital clock shows 2:54 AM. A lone street light shines in through the window. It's a rainy November evening. The only sound, besides the soft fall of the rain outside, is the steady in and out of my breathing. As I settle back in to sleep more I realize there's another sound. More breathing. I turn to my right and see you. Your back is to me. I smile. I love the way your hair spills on the pillow under your head. I turn on my side to look at you. You neck is exposed more than normal and I trace it with my eyes. I start at the first part of skin visible under your hair. I follow it down, slowly. To your shoulders. Then down your spine to just above your lower back where the sheets lay across you. Your skin is incredible. Beautiful and perfect. I stare at your back for several minutes. Imagining the feel of it. In the dim light your back looks like a field the morning after it snowed all night and before anyone had tracked across it. I want to be

Maybe I'm Missing Something
You know, it could just be me but it seems to me that a lot of the people on here need to invest in a dictionary and actually open it and use it or they are just so lazy they refuse to type one or two extra letters. I know the school systems are slack as hell today compared to when I went to school, but don't they teach spelling anymore or are they too busy teaching kids shit they'll never use? I mean people in this country can't even write or speak English so how can we expect immigrants to learn the language? Ok, so I have a pet peeve about the use of your/you're and they're/there/their but come on people be for real, are some folks really so STUPID that they spell especially "exspecialy?" I have even seen some posts from a guy from a near by town that if he graduated high school the teachers should be fired. The fool only spelled about one in ten words right including simple words, guess he was too busy being down with his crew while in school to learn anything useful. Ok, e

Sick Of Lame Morphs, And Other Bad Graphics
I am so tired of the endless bombardment of morphs, and other tools which seem to make everyone believe that they are an artist, or can create something artlike in a few quick steps. It wouldn't be so bad if people didn't insist on flooding every part of this, and other sites with the results of their non-effort. I hate to disillusion the masses, but it takes actual skill, and talent to create good, or even decent graphics of any sort, and more so for animations. No tool can substitute for understanding of a process, and skilled use of tools to produce something by design. Of course if you start by using bad graphics, photos, or art, you will end up with even worse results. Good work takes real time, and effort.

I'm Right... As Usual
So once again, a slight test to see if all the fake people on here really are just what they are... Fake.... Souless, empty people who divulge nothing better in life but than to ridicule people who have done nothing. And to each one of you I hope you rot in this life for all eternity. :) Have a nice day!

Men Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: - (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. - (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. - (c) After wrecking your boss' car. - (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and beaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice

Same Sh*t Different Day
well I called my son and for once she answered but I only talked to him for a few seconds and he said a few words that I didn't know and then I asked the bitch what he said and she said he said am I home meaning if I was home and then she said your waisting my minutes and hung up on me

Lounge/station Owners
Free lance DJ, looking to pick up a couple hours during friday or Saturday nights,preferably Prime time slots. You Want good numbers, I am the one to talk to. All metal all the time, if that fits your needs, hit me up. I am NOT looking for a permanent spot as my real life is to hectic, but if I am available I will gladly fill a slot for your station. I need 24 hours notice atleast. Did I mention one hell of an on air personality aswell? Thanx SDMF Crazyeyez Crazyeyez ¢¼SDMF¢¼ @ fubar PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH YOUR PEOPLE

Get Well Soon
If knowing that someone cares helps the healing process... ...then you should be feeling better already. Nothing brings warmth to the heart like the sunshine of a friendly smile. Wishing you brighter days. Get Well Soon This was a lil brainstorm for GODDESS@ fubar cos she wasn't feelin well. Hope u get better soon :-)

Xmas!!! Need I Say More????
Christmas time is supposed to be "fun" and "spiritual" and "religious" (for those that are religious). A time to gather with friends and family and celebrate life in general. Blah, Blah, Blah! But that's not how it is, is it? No, I'm not a Scrooge but I do believe that this holiday has been blown way out of proportion. For those that are religious, it is a time of life reflection. I am not a religious person. I have life reflection everyday I awake in the morning and it has nothing to do with religion. It is also a time when people spoil children, with materialistic objects that really have no meaning, and are usually cast aside to eagerly open the "next" gift. I have a problem with this holiday because of what we make ourselves go thru to make it meaningful. Case in point.... Black Friday kicks off the holiday shopping season. Yes I work retail. People forget about Thanksgiving entirely to stand in a long line awaiting the stores to open at ungodly hours, so people can

Opting Out
Hey All I'm Closing This Down,.......I May or May Not Be Coming Back I Haven't Decided Yet. I Have Some Great Thing's Going on In Real Life, and I Just Don't Have The Time For This Anymore. Wishing You All A Very Merry Christmas, And A Healthy, Happy, Prosperous, And Most of All, A Magical New Year

Shattered Heart
A new poem and a question at the end of It too.I'm depressed as hell,all I do of lately Is sit behind a computer.I've no car to go anywhere yet In,love life Is going no where and I'm about to break so badly I need something to take my mind off of It for at least 1 day,but My only off days are Friday and Satureday.And the only thing I can write are depressing poems,that brings tears to read.I'm broken In two parts.Well here's the poem: Shattered Heart My heart was once whole when I meant you,your smile brought a smile to my face for your beauty was Inner and outer.So I took a chance on you and told you how I felt for you.You replied back that you felt the same toward me.My heart raced as I seem those magical words I loved you on my computer screen and my Inner flame burned once more.But as the time went by you grew colder to me,no longer writing me of your loved for me.My heart breaks a little more each day as we grew apart.For once my days and night were fill full

From The Whimsical To The Practical
From the whimsical to the practical; we offer gifts, toys, house wares, and more!!!! Come visit us @ http://stores.ebay.com/Webbs-Korner-Store Just about anything you can think of is what we sell, so stop by and take a look!! We are changing things every week or so!! Also if there's one thing your looking for please email us ask for that product and we'll email you back letting you know if we have it and we maybe able to talk about prices if you buy more then 2 things!!!!! Theres plenty of Christmas items and gifts so come and take a good look around!!! Please everyone repost this so others can see this Bulletin!!!! The more ppl who come to see my Store the better Christmas my kids might have!!! Always & Forever, Catherine

Injured
hey everyone sorry i wont be on much in the next few days. I had a little accident today and wound up with some third degree burns so I don't know how much i'll be on. When I am on here I hope everyone will pardon me if I type verry slow I have no use of my left hand at this time. Bad part is I'm left handed lol but I'll be ok in a couple of weeks the doc's just dont want me to move or use my hand. They said this because they want to keep scaring to a minumum. Ahh well another badge to go with the rest I have lol. Maybe I should post pics of all the scars (not). Hope to be back on and normall soon.

Men
Men? What is it with men when you tell them that you like them that they run and or they dissapear? Or when you go places with them that they dissappear or they leave with some other chic? Why the fuck do they do this? They say something to you one minute then they are gone? How many times am I going to have to go threw this shit? Why won't my brain listen to my heart? I have walls up for a reason....but with this one piticular guy..... I can't say no....no matter his excuse, my walls just crumble down. What is goikng on with me. Why can't I say no or listen to my brain saying...'You've gone down this road before..It's not worth it.' For those of you that don't know me...You might think that I'm a cold hearted bitch, but I've been hurt trumendously in the past....and not just by ex's but by parental figures as well....For starters my biological father abandoned me and decided that he didn't want to have anything to do with my brother and I but....my step-father as well.....we

Suicideeverywhere You Go, Everyplace You Live, All Of Us Know Somebody Or Of Someone Who Has Or Has Attempted To Commit Suicide. Myself Not Excluded,
Everywhere you go, everyplace you live, all of us know somebody or of someone who has or has attempted to commit suicide. Myself not excluded, I myself know a couple people who have and honestly I have tried it once or twice....thankfully for me my attempts didn't work. Today I woke up from a call from my brother in Georgia, telling me that one of our relatives committd suicide last night, under the influence of drugs and alcohol. When I called my mother to see how her and my step-father were doing she informed me that all of this happened twenty minutes after they left the house, and that my 18 year old cousin found her mother upstairs after she shot herself. It makes me sad. Why would...I don't even want to attempt to assume what was in her mind at that moment. To make things worse apparently in th state of Tennessee they don't have 'clean-up' crews, for the lack of better words. My MOTHER was bawling when she told me that she had to clean everything up after they removed t

Grandma's Boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started banging the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello son is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted.

Another Poem A Friend Wrote For Me
Her smile is as beautiful as the stars on a clear moonless night When you look in her eyes, you can’t tell but she’s really bright I wish I could have her for only one night So I can show her the world through my eyesight I’ll give anything just to be with her And I promise I’ll never be mean to her I’ll treat her like a Queen Giving her everything Come on now yall know what I mean Buy her jewelry and ice And treat her very nice Never cheat, never lie And I promise I’ll never make her cry If only she was in my world I wouldn’t need another girl Cause my world would be complete And our love, well, it would be unique

Racist
Michael Richards makes his point... Michael Richards better known as Kramer from tv's Seinfeld, does make a good point. This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points. Proud To Be White Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You Call me "White boy," "Cracker," "Honkey," "Whitey," "Caveman" ... and that's OK. But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink ... You call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day. You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez

I Dont Understand
MY GRANDPA SAYS HE DONT FEEL GOOD AND WANTS ME AND MY DAD TO TAKE HIM TO THE DOC BUT EVERY TIME WE TAKE HIM TO THE DOC HE WONT DO WHAT THEY WANT HIM TO DO AND HE IS RUDE TO THEM. THEY DONT DESERVE THAT. THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO HELP HIM. I WENT TO SEE HIM TODAY AND HE TOLD ME HE WANTED TO GO TO THE DOC AND I SAID GRANDPA IF WE TAKE YOU, YOU WONT STAY. MY GRANDPA IS SUFFERING AND THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE WONT HELP HIS SELF. HE TOLD ME HE WONT MAKE IT TO CHRISTMAS AND I SAID YES YOU WILL. I DONT NEED ME CHRISMAS TO BE A SAD ONE AGAIN THIS YEAR. I DONT KNOW WHAT DO YOU GUYS THANK I SHOULD DO. I FEEL LIKE I CANT HELP HIM BUT I KNOW THAT THERE IS SOME WAY JUST DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS YET. WELL TAKE CARE ALL MY FRIENDS AND MUCH LOVE TO ALL OF YOU.....LIL RED

Boyfriend Application
BOYFRIEND APPLICATION 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5. Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 18.Would you dance with me? 19.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... give me your number?_________

Michigan....
I HAVE HAD ALOT OF PEOPLE ASK ME HOW IT WENT... WELL IT JUST SOLIDIFIED OUR RELATIONSHIP EVEN MORE. I LOVE THAT MAN WITH ALL OF MY HEART. HE IS SO GREAT. I HAD ALOT OF FUN... I LOVE HIS FAMILY, I LOVE HIS KIDS, I LOVE HIS COOKING, WE ARE JUST PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER AND ITS GREAT!!! WHEN I FIRST GOT THERE I HAD TO WAIT LIKE 30 MIN BECAUSE HE GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND I HAD NO IDEA WHY HE WAS LATE CUZ HE DIDNT HAVE A CELLPHONE LMAO THEN WHEN WE GOT BACK TO HIS HOUSE I MET HIS MOM AND WE WENT STRAIT TO THE BED... I DONT THINK I NEED TO GO INTO DETAILS BUT BOY OH BOY IT WAS AWESOME LOL. WE WENT TO THE MALL A COUPLE TIMES, AND TO RUBY TUESDAYS. WE WENT TO THE MOVIES, AND I GOT TO PLAY IN THE SNOW HEHE I LOVE SNOW. IT WAS COLD AS FUKK BUT RJ KEPT ME PRETTY WARM. I DONT THINK HE LIKED MY COLD FEET ON HIM ALL THE TIME THO LOL. WE WENT TO THE STORE AT LIKE MIDNIGHT AND BOUGHT APPLE PIE AND ICECREAM AND PANCAKES IN A CAN(AWESOME) AND SAUSAGE AND BACON AND BISCUITS AND UM... PUMPKIN SPICE CREAMER(

Dns - Soon To Sweep The Nation
I envy women - they have one week every month where they get a free pass on any bad behavior or bitchy comment or anything they don’t want to do, it’s just ‘that time of the month.’ Whether it really is that time or not, that is the perfect excuse - there’s no comeback to it, everyone instantly understands. I say guys need to have something like this that we can blame everything on, where we can act like… we normally do, without everyone thinking we‘re huge jerks. Call it DNS - don’t need your shit. What do you think? Guys need to be able to snap for no reason once in a while - maybe we had a bad day, or don’t feel attractive enough, or maybe I’m just not in the mood for you to force yourself on me for ‘cuddling’. DNS baby, DNS! Use it when you’re about to get fired, or when you start crying to get out of a speeding ticket - just a bad case of DNS today, officer. It’d be great, until the cop has DNS too, then you get a nightstick somewhere you really don’t want it.

Dusty Undies
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Hell is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker... "It's not talcum powder......It's 'Miracle Grow'."

Gone On Vacation
Well yall..its that time of year when i git to to spoil myself. lol!! I will be on vacation from 12/12 thru 12/19. Not sure if there will be a computer where im stayin, but if so ill be on n off to check things. If not, ill catch yall on the 19th! Yall have a wonderful week and be safe!!! Peace and Merry Christmas to All!! ~E

Love...
WELL... I JUST WANTED TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR THAT I DO NOT RATE AND FAN BACK UNLESS YOU ASK. I HAVE HAD MANY PEOPLE COMPLAIN BUT THESE PPL THAT COMPLAIN ARE THE ONES THAT DONT GET VERY MUCH ATTENTION. YOU SEE.. I GET LIKE 400 RATES AND FANS A DAY, SO I WOULD BE SPENDING ALL DAY LONG RETURNING LOVE, AND IM SORRY BUT IM JUST NOT GONNA DO IT. IF YOU WOULD LIKE FOR ME TO FAN AND RATE YOU BACK THEN ASK NICELY AND I WILL. ITS THAT SIMPLE. HMM JUST WANTED TO MAKE THAT CLEAR LOL.

Finished!!!
FINALY ITS OVER! THANKS STEPHANIE! THANKS GEE-GEE FOR ALL YOUR HELP AND TELLING ME NO THAT I COULDNT EVERYTIME I WANTED TO STOP. CHEROKEE LADY,SEXYBABYBLUEEYES,EARTH ANGEL,SHERRI,REBEL AND HIS LADY,THE CONFEDERATE BOMBING FAMILY,SEXYNATIVECHICK,SOUTHERN,BETH,MIZZ SHADY,,SUP! AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS THERE BUT I DIDNT SEE THANKS TO EVERYONE! OH SORRY FORGOT ONE.......................... THANKS DEERBUT HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT HOLIDAY SEASON!!! THE WATCHER

My Christmas Wish
***Sometimes people move in and out of our lives. No matter how much you love them, their stay may be just for but a moment. If you and I part ways, all I ask is for a kind thought and loving memory. Remember the laughs, the tears and the love that we shared for each other. Keep me in your thoughts*** I know it's morning and that you need to go You look so lovely in the morning glow The only thing I ask is that you know That I will keep you in my thoughts throughout the day Another disappearing act it seems Another conversation gone midstream It's never easy, when you're gone from me But could you keep me in your thoughts throughout the day? Keep me in your thoughts while I'm away Remember how it was and the words we thought to say Darlin' I could never be distraught If only you would keep me in your thoughts When you were little did you think of leaving? How the one you chose to be with, would barely let you see him And as I drift with the winds

Angst
I just wrote this as a response in a Mumm which was asking if we had ever found "The One", the love of our life. I don't know why but it has stirred up something in me this evening that has made me very sad yet angry at the same time. I want, seek, search.....do not find. Not just the One, but so many things in life I think are due me, that i was made for but never find "the fit", like a key that never finds it counterpart, unfulfilled..... I said: December 11, 2007 @ 3:35 pm "I am jaded, bitter and doubting the whole concept of "true love", "soulmate" and "monogamy". I thought one person could be THE one. It didn't last long. This was after countless frogs, toads, rats and reptiles. I think the time has passed. I think someone stole the needle from my haystack while I wasn't looking. I'd be surprised if I ever found him now. Or if he ever found me. I don't believe in fairy tales anymore. Not for me. " *********************************** Not me. Maybe never. It sh

Why Parents Drink
Why Parents Drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? ' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, ' No .' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes ' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No ' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman. ' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' ' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered ans

If You Had Chaotic Kittie Aka ^..^ On Your List...
For some reason my profile I did have, Chaotic Kittie aka ^..^, got deleted and I have no idea why! I have written to Fubar Support but havent gotten an answer as of this entry. I was at RockStar...level 20...had over 240,000 in fubucks...and now *POOF* gone! I am starting over again on a old name I have had. What do I expect for having it for free...altho every once in a while I would do a blast now I dont kno if I will do blasts or not...maybe to try and level...just sucks. Maybe I need to be annoying and keep asking them everyday until I get a answer as to why the hell my profile is gone...I had everything there! :( So just teaches us a lesson... Be prepared for you to be deleted! aWitchyWolfe

Masturbation
It was inevitable. Thanks to the Transformers Movie, my 9 year old son learned the word “masturbation.” Of course, he asked what it meant, but not during the movie or even immediately following. He hit me when I least expected it and was unprepared. (That’s usually how it goes around here). He was getting ready to get in the shower and the conversation went something like this: Noah: Mommy, what’s masturbation? Me: [choking on air] Well, um, hun…um, it’s something you do in private; when you’re by yourself. Ya know, in private…alone. And it makes you happy. Do you understand? Noah: No. Me: Well, you will touch your privates in private and it will feel good. Noah: [looking at me as though I had just grown a second head] Huh. Me: Does that make sense? Noah: No. Me: You’ll find out. Get in the shower. Noah: K I was recovering from the question while he was in the shower and had just begun to calm my nerves. (I decided I would be drinking c

To My Friends....
HI FRIENDS.......JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW.....I LIKE CHATTING WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.....YOU ALL HAVE BEEN SO WONDERFUL......SOMETIMES I AM NOT AVAILABLE EVEN WHEN MY BEER GLASS IS LIT UP!..LOL...I AM A SINGLE WORKING MOM WITH 4 KIDS...AS SOON AS I GET HOME FROM WORK I AM BOMBARDED WITH HOMEWORK AND MAKING DINNER....I DO A LOT OF MULTITASKING......LATELY EVERYONE HAS BEEN SICK WITH ONE THING OR ANOTHER....IT IS A STRESSFUL TIME RIGHT NOW.....I WANT TO TALK TO MY FRIENDS AND I DO WHEN I CAN...BEAR WITH ME.....I WILL HAVE MORE TIME IN ABOUT 2 WEEKS......WHEN THE KIDS MOVE IN WITH DAD FOR A WHILE...FOR THE TIME BEING...I WANT TO CHAT WITH EVERYONE....JUST DON'T THINK I'M IGNORING YOU IF I CAN'T.......JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW......I WOULD NEVER REFUSE TO TALK TO A FRIEND.......THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING......LOVE Y'ALL!!!!!! WENDY......"DONKEYPIG"..."OINK!!!!"

Bitchy Ass Peeps
one thing i come to notice is people on here will post blogs letting others know things about themselves . which is fine but when you come on here bein rude , and snobby , and full of urself you risk not being rated or makin friends . im actually a pretty kool gal but their are afew guys on here that need to get over themselves and look in the mirror . danm my hubbys dick is big too but he's not shallow . meaning stop being so danm full of urself . all these guys who think their shit dont stink , are sadly mistaken . and theirs one guy im actually talkin of but i wont say his name to save face on here . but trust me i wish i could!!!!! cause first tyhing he does is block ya so!!!! ohhhhh f****ing well.......ill live ither way! peace out!!!!!!!

Lost A Really Great Neighbor I Grew Up With!
This was her Spiritual message that was left from her kids. Loved it! God saw you were getting tired, and a cure was not to be, so he put his arms around you and whispered, "Come to me". With tearful eyes we watched you, and saw you pass away. Although we loved you dearly, We could not make you stay. A golden heart stopped beating, hard working hands at rest. God broke our hearts to prove to us, He only takes the best. In loving memory, Catherine Unger, 11/1/32- 12/7/07

Trees, Weed. Gunja
i am one for some good weed, but got damn it is getting to the point i don't know or either overstand what the hell i have smoke. Not only do u not smell, taste or feel like it is the same thing u just had. And what makes it worst is when the more times you hit the same piece of work, u craft to send u on vorage (blunt), now has send u into another adventure. I am just saying, because i was wondering has shit really changed, since the days of weed like sess, gold, and jamician? Now it is either colors or food ex. purple, orange, or green. NYC call it chocolate or blueberry (unless they sayin burberry). Now the effect is unpredictable I don't know if I am going to run around like am in the Preakness or become a zombie in a tomb (staring off into space). I am suspect about what is going on with the effects, side effects, and I am not trying to cross paths with the mental, because then i know i am beyond counseloring, i need a blunt. I know it is quite a many of u know know what I

Daddy's Poem
Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slow ly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't there.

The Perfect Husband!
Body: Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He then looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove ... I left early to go shopping. Love you!!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you r

Supper Bowl Bound
Offense once again bails out Cowboys in emotional win By Scott Garbarini, Associate NFL Editor (Sports Network) - It turned out to be tougher than expected, but the Dallas Cowboys were able to get a long-awaited measure of revenge against the Detroit Lions this past weekend. The war of words that preceded Sunday's skirmish between the Cowboys and Lions led to quite a battle on the field as well, as a desperate Detroit club built a 13-point lead on heavily-favored Dallas after three quarters before the NFC front-runners rallied behind the unflappable Tony Romo to pull out a dramatic 28-27 victory at Ford Field. On a day when the Dallas defense came in with something to prove, it was Romo and the offense that once again stole the show for the 12-1 Cowboys, who recorded their seventh consecutive win and secured the franchise's first NFC East championship since 1998. Dallas' lone blemish on its 2007 slate came at the hands of still-unbeaten New England back in Week 6. As

Naughty Questions
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would like to have sex with? 2. Do they know it? 3. Have you had sex with anyone on you friend¡¯s list? 4. Do you like making love or having hot sex? 5. Have your ever had a 3 some? 6. What is your favorite position? 7. Do you want to have sex with the person who posted this? 8. Give or receive oral? 9. Kinky or sneaky? 10. Loud or quiet? 11. Ruff of soft? 12. Foreplay or not? 13. Do you like to bite or be bitten? 14. Spank or be spanked? 15. Condoms or not? 16. Masturbate or not? 17. Role-playing or not? 18. Are you brave enough to re-post this?

Rascism -the Word Nigga
Started in england. For people the was slaves or foreign people that got off the boats. So it was use for white people that came to America that was slaves that work for there freedom . Also the word came from the work niggardly which means stingy person or ignorant person. This is what we call people today in America. Sad isn't it ? Though we fought for our rights On July 4 ? But we still tax people for the hell of it . No one to back it up . and alot of other shit as well . Thanks for my teacher sharring this information to me . For the last and final note . In England its the worst thing you can call some one there .

Me ..naked Me...
Sometimes the outlines of my body get unnecessarily heavy expectations from myself. when I stand naked in front of the mirror and look and touch myself, you can be happy about its surface, form, formlessness more often. From sensitivity and elegance. From me and from life. From the life the hell take, from the worth. From humanity. I am often merciless to myself. I make myself worthless it even though it would not keep. Where do I compare with myself and why do so? I will know, of course, and open from it, some another time, if it seems. I make myself angry. Also stupid. If I look at myself in the mirror, I know that in me blood flows and the pulsation of my heart has concentrated. There I see Woman. Quite quite the right living woman! wow! If one is cold, then the nipples will be beautifully. Approval. Cold. What about buttocks, would they be however, at best warmed? To my face I am kind and also to my big toes. The pole is wonderful and stomach also. I am not now writing

Imperfection.madness.
Imperfection is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. And when it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than they.

Lost For Hours, Play.
Envisage nigh the light of angels see, Dawn sweet quiet drops of passion dew. Upon the lips of desire, suckle divine. Breast of love in distance view. Be only fantasy, in eyes of flowers white, Beats fine rhythm across the sky. Part thereof soul be given, One night and this peasant shall die. Eyes to dine in your harvest moon, Pleasure a heartbeat away. Kiss me sweet long, then we'll be. Lost for hours, play. By Craig Williams © 2007 Craig Williams (All rights reserved)

Will Miss You
Compressed within the time abound. Cascading fingers of twilight, Slither tenderly into the maddening darkness. Reach, as I do every day. Touch not the hope of heart. The flame of yester year dwindles not. A place in my soul forever be. Someone I know not. Not really. Yet a lover you are to me. missy By GoldenRaven

Is It Wrong?
love,friendship,..O K Ive been married before and got into an argument(because i wassnt happy with our sex life..I had sex with other women ,(which was just good sex), ....I tryd to tell her,making love ,and sex,are two differnt things..in my mind anyway...?Was i wrong??

What Do I Do?
A lot of people have asked themselves this question. What do I do? For me, it started today... I met a wonderful woman that literally made me feel like there was nothing more that I could ever want in a woman and quite possibly in the world. So what do I do... what would you do? Do you tow the line? Do you bite your tongue? Do you ramble on and on and hope that something isnt said that wasn't supposed to be? Where do you go after you have made that first mistake? Saying something you didnt mean to say, calling them something that should have stayed in the darkest recesses of your mind... What do you think when they say its all right... what do you say when they tell you that not only do they not mind, but that thy find it endearing? I met a wonderful woman... Smart, independent, gorgeous, and modest. Beautiful both inside and out... And she has shown me things that no other woman has ever shown me. The real her, her thoughts and wants and likes, her dislikes and her points of

Wanna Stay In Touch?
Well All you sexy Fubarians......the time has come for me to bid y'all a farewell. Way to many Fubar changes and wayyyyyyy too much drama. Thanks everyone for being a good friend. Anyone wishing to stay in touch with me.....private message me and I'll give ya my contact info. I was leaving today until I found out that Fubar will not delete my account until My paid VIP is expired which is January 3rd. I will most likely not be on much, plz don't be offended if you see me on line and I don't answer ya right away. I will be on daily to drop my 11's and that's about it. Take care everyone. Keep on keepin on! And keep Crackalackin! :P

Bucks-a-plenty
Hello to my friends and family out there in Fu-land. Running low on points here so can u all vote on my MuMMs and all the other stuff that gives me Fu-Bucks. The drinks will flow and joy will spread being Xmas and all. LETS BOOGIE

A Special Birthday In The House!
AYASHA IS TURNING THE BIG 50! Please fill her page with birthday comments, gift blasts, and a gift happy hour if you feel so inspired... She is a long time friend and one of the sweetest people I know... ღ Ayasha ღ Please rate my page and fan me! ღ Please don't forget to rate, fan, add the infamous Birthday Pimper! ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~Club F.A.R.~Please leave me love!~@ fubar

Snapvine-voice Blog Plus Other Stuff
I now have a Voice blog now on Snapvine.com, I am not much of the blog type, but you never know what i might decide to put in there. You are free to read all the blog entries that i put in there. Call 256-262-1056 its a free call! ALSO: I have a Snapvine account, 641-715-0100 after the tone dial in the temporary number, and leave a voice comment. Last but not least i have a new social site that is about few weeks old now, not fully established it is on yearbook.com check me out http://www.myyearbook.com/tim66214

Freedom
You cannot give me freedom, I have always been free. These prison walls, the boundaries of your captivity. You fed the soil with my black blood. With my black bones you ploughed the earth. And now you say you never meant to hurt me, never doubted my worth??? Well, I will not forgive, nor will I forget. But we must live together, or die foolishly, and so,,, I offer you my hand, if not in friendship, then in hope that your words are worth more than your history. YOU CAN NOT GIVE ME FREEDOM, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FREE.... FREEDOM LIVES IN ME!

Hop On My Train...
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$Ŧ ♠ oƒ Å ♠ D¥in ßŖΞΞd¤ ÅĶÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ β*ŦÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar

6 Shot After Exiting Vegas School Bus
LAS VEGAS - Six junior high or high school students were shot Tuesday after they got off a school bus, and two were critically hurt, police said. Gunshots rang out in northeast Las Vegas just before 2 p.m., Officer Bill Cassell said. Six young people were transported to area hospitals. Four had minor gunshot injuries and two were in critical condition, Cassell said. At least two people are believed to have taken part in the shootings, he said. Police were not saying whether the shooting suspects were on foot or in a vehicle.

The Twelve Days Of Christmas!!
Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Ave. Beaver Valley, CO Dec. 14, 1986 My Darling, I went to the door today and the postman delivered a "Partridge in a pear tree." What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised. You're an angel. With all my love and devotion, Agnes ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Ave. Beaver Valley, CO Dec. 15, 1986 Darling, Today, the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine "Two turtle doves." I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are adorable and I love you for them. All my love, Agnes ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Miss Agnes McHolstein 69 Cash Ave. Beaver Valley, CO Dec. 16, 1986 Dear Fred, Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one? Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such gen

A New Christmas Story
A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I've busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days--they all are the pits They want the impossible--Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them, They want computers and robots...they think - I

Who I Am...
I am a girly girl. I like dressing up,wearing make up ect. Sometimes I cry. Just the way life is. I am a hopeless romantic. I believe in love at first site. I don't sleep around. So don't ask. I like 80's and 90's heavy metal. My favorite food is Italian. I like beer, but my fave drink is a cherry vodka sour. I have my bitch side, when it is warranted. My favorite movie is The Notebook. I like rainy nights I love to cuddle I want my fairytale romance I am a pretty simple person, it is the simple things in life that make me the happiest. I am not hard to please. My heart is sometimes easily broken. It is hard to let people close to me, but if you have patients and really want to be there, it can happen. if you are someone that I love, I will love you with all my heart. I am faithfully true to the one that I am with. I am honest to a fault. If there is anything else that you want to know, Just ask me!

I Think Life Is Funny
Its funny how friendships work out in the end.. Its funny how when you tink something will never end it ends in a flash.. and it dosnt even really phase you.. then something amazing happens that you would have never expected... I think life is just funny like that.. the things that never mattered all of a sudden are the only things that matter its all about the little things in life.. living for today.. cuz to quote a grat movie.. there is no day but today...

What A Kiss Means....
What Each Kiss Means - Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -SLAP ON THA BUTT: That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love

I Wish
I wish I could hold you, kiss you, Trace my fingers around your lips. I wish I could walk along the beach, hand and hand, watching the sunset over the horizon. I wish we could sit face to face, and just talk for hours, laughing, smiling, touching. I wish one wish most of all... Damn.... I wish I was your lover. I'd rock you till daylight comes, make sure you are smiling and warm.. This is all I wish..

What Each Kiss Means
What Each Kiss Means - Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready. -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever. -Kiss on the Ear; You're my everything. -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends. -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you. -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together. -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you. -Kiss on the Lips; I love you. ____________________________________________________ What the gesture means... -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other. -SLAP ON THA BUTT: That's mine. -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go. -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you. -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me. -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go. -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you. ____________________________________________________ Advice; Don't ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. ____________________________________________________ Requirement

Please Rescue Me...
One by one, they pass my cage, Too old, too worn, too broken, no way. Way past his time, he can’t run and play. Then they shake their heads slowly and go on their way. A little old man, arthritic and sore, It seems I am not wanted anymore. I once had a home; I once had a bed, A place that was warm, and where I was fed. Now my muzzle is gray, and my eyes slowly fail. Who wants a dog so old and so frail? My family decided I didn’t belong, I got in their way, my attitude was wrong. Whatever excuse they made in their head, Can’t justify how they left me for dead. Now I sit in this cage, where day after day, The younger dogs get adopted away. When I had almost come to the end of my rope, You saw my face and I finally had hope. You saw through the gray and legs bent with age, And felt I still had life beyond this cage. You took me home, gave me food and a bed, And shared your pillow with my poor tired head We snuggle and play, and you talk to me low, You love me so dea

My Phantom Love
YOU I lie here alone, Night after night, feeling my fears, feeling my fright, But I dream of you, and my fears are gone, For you are beside me, for I,ve waited so long.... Yes, This is but a dream, It feels so real, I reach out my hand, it's your body I feel, I feel your touch, I feel your heat, Your love is real as our lips meet, in my dreams we love each night, I'm lying here alone, but you're in my sight, In my heart I truely feel, That someday, together,, it will be for real... Untill that day, That "someday" true, I'll have to accept, This Phantom, of you... Until the time, we're no longer apart, I'll keep this image,, of you,,,,in my heart.

Cheese Fudge
Yes I said CHEESE Fudge and wow it is good. 1/2lb Velveta 32 oz bag of powder sugar 1 cup (2 sticks butter) 1 teaspoon vanilla nuts optional 1/2 cup cocoa powder melt butter and velveeta together remove from heat add vanilla and nuts mix all dry stuff in a bowl add hot mix use hands to mix roll in balls or flatten in pan put in refig for 30min and enjoy YUMMY very good and NO you can't taste the cheese don't be a chicken try it

After All I Am Just A Girl.......
Wrote this a while back. Wanted to post it. I like being a girl. I don't know why all of the sudden I have just thought of this tonight, but I did and I just felt compelled to put it out there. I like everything that goes a long with being a girl even all of the issues that we go through. I like clothes, shoes, purses make up, getting my hair done, my nails done ect. I don’t ever care, for the most part, that girls are held to a higher standard than boys; and sometimes it is hard to live up to that standard, causing boys to break girls hearts. I like the fact that I am not a boy, because I love boys. I love the way it feels to touch their skin or how safe it feels when they put their arms around you and hold you. I like the way they all try to be macho or manly sometimes, yet at the same time when they think no one's looking they can look so vulnerable. In my training class there was this guy who was not so spectacular looking but there was just something about the way he h

Site Is Fun Yet Pathetic Too
I'm not complaining, I do have some fun on this site, and there are a hand full of folks that actually want to socialize and make some friends on here, rather than just being consumed with getting points and fans... but it's still a bit pathetic to me how MOST people on here are simply obsessed with nothing other than accumulating points, having 10,000 fans or friends on their list, winning contest, etc... and they have no interest what so ever in truly making any friends or socializing, or getting to know anyone. Do all of you people that are crazed with all this points stuff really find that more fulfilling and fun than making real connections and actually chatting with people and getting to know them? I can't even count the number of times that I'll get a shout message or e-mail from people in which they will ask me to join a lounge, vote for them in a contest, rate them, or a whole slew of things that somehow gives them points or some kind of recognition... and that's OK, bu

Soul Kiss
This is a poem I stumbled across on the internet. No, I did not write it, and I do not know who did but I do like it, particularly given the title. I modified some words to fit my way of thinking but the frame of it is as I found it. It is only a hint of a sliver of a fraction of the longing that I feel on a daily basis....the craving for connection deeper than most are willing to go, further than most are capaple of enduring. I give you..... Soul Kiss Every time i turn around, it's all the same old tease See everything you ever dreamed you'd want But nothing that you need And every gorgeous face in Hollywood pretends they could be mine I have the spending money and I even have the time to get the image right And party through the night But as it's getting light.... I'm still waiting for a soul kiss. Do I have to beg you please? Yet another heartless tease Will it always hurt like this? When you're lookin' for a soul kiss And all the shiny stores in all the

"girlfriend Application"
EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GIRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU IN YOUR INBOX! Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16. Do you

Relative Of Davy Crockett, 5, Kills Bear
Relative of Davy Crockett, 5, kills bear FOXSports.com, Updated 2 hours ago STORY TOOLS: Legend has it Davy Crockett killed a bear when he was three. A distant relative of the 19th-century frontiersman has done the same thing at five. Tre Merritt, a 5-year-old boy from Arkansas, killed a black bear Sunday, according to his grandfather. "(The bear) came in about 40 to 50 yards," Mike Merritt, Tre's grandfather, told KATV of Little Rock, Ark, "and when he got in the open, I whistled at him and he stopped and I said, 'Shoot Tre.' " And that's what his grandson did, killing the 400-pound animal. "I was up in the stand and I seen the bear," Tre Merritt told KATV. "It came from the thicket and it was beside the road and I shot it." According to the report, Tre's father said his son began shooting when he was 2 1/2 and killed three deer last year. What else would you expect from a decendant of the "King of the Wild Frontier?"

Dance
The light falls on the parquet. From something audible beautiful chords of the piano. The invisible hands glide with keys creating the steps to the dancer. She dances, feet hardly brush smooth the floor which has worn out. The dance makes the life in her delicate body beat. She hopes that the music of steps, the melody of the life do not, she ceases. The rays of light blind, the steps lapse too fast from the path of notes. A country hook one falls in the discord, the dance broke too early a life, it ends.

Meaning To A Man's Word/words
Made by me and my best friend!...be aware ;) baby= shit beautiful= not true at all sexy= whatever you wanna get in my pants gorgeous = i say that to every girl i see i wanna tap that = you cant even tap ur current wife let alone ur sister sexxxy- keep adding x's i feel like masturbating to midgets and jews while their sitting on the toilet = lee really means it I wanna hump yoour leg- only cause it was there and your penis is too small i like what i see = my face is up here, not down at my chest i want you = i just want ur vagina you made me hard- your vagina does put a bag over your face my cock is for you- I am horny and want anything (even men and dogs) i gotta shit = my love for you is like diarrhea i cant hold it in can i taste = my tongue has been in other people's assholes can I touch- cause I am on the other side of the country so wth I will say it can i massage you = i do it all the time to the fat women i like that to

'twas The Night Before Jesus Came'
'Twas The Night Before Jesus Came' written by Unknown Author Twas the night before Jesus came and all through the house Not a creature was praying, not one in the house. Their Bibles were lain on the shelf without care In hopes that Jesus would not come there. The children were dressing to crawl into bed. Not once ever kneeling or bowing a head. And Mom in her rocker with baby on her lap Was watching the Late Show while I took a nap. When out of the East there arose such a clatter. I sprang to my feet to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash! When what to my wondering eyes should appear But angels proclaiming that Jesus was here. With a light like the sun sending forth a bright ray I knew in a moment this must be THE DAY! The light of His face made me cover my head It was Jesus! returning just like He had said. And though I possessed worldly wisdom and wealth, I cried when I sa

I Stand Alone:steve Perry
Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky I stand alone. I share my world with no one else. All by myself I stand alone. I know the sound of each rock and stone And I embrace what others fear. You are not to roam in this forgotten place, Just the likes of me are welcome here. Everything breathes and I know each breath For me it means life for others it's death. It's perfectly balanced, perfectly planned, More than enough for this man. Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky I stand alone. I share my world with no one else. All by myself I stand alone. I've seen your world with these very eyes Don't come any closer, don't even try I've felt all the pain and heard all the lies But in my world there's no compromise Like every tree stands on its own Reaching for the sky I stand alone. I share my world with no one else. All by myself I stand alone.

No One
There is no one quite like you. You're unique in many ways. You sooth a broken heart, Bring joy and brighter days. Your smile lights up my world. Laughter echoes through the hills. Your walk portrays a confidence In the Lord. You serve at will. Her love has filled your heart And you share it willingly. Her grace, imparted in your life, You've given back to me. No one could touch my heart Quite the way you do. You've accepted me as I am And that's why I love you.

Come Join Me Ini The Darkness Falls Lounge
Come Join me in the Darkness Falls lounge let our great Dj's spin some tunes and take your requests. Our greeters are the best around and the bartenders keep the drinks flowing. Our Enforcers are the best around as well there to guarantee a fun hassle free experience. So stop in and check us out here at the Darkness Falls Lounge. http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52076 Tell them the Fireman sent ya !!!!!!!!

Feng Shui Horoscope
Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see wha t happens! If you are honest, this tells the truth -- it's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom... 1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5 . Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like California or Florida more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one) When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat! Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - you are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who a

Fubar Ass Hole !!!
Big Dog Big dog on fubar looked a my pics and marked most of them nsfw on one hot momma so I couldnt get rates on them have to reload a bunch of my pics . Please rerate me when i do i need to level . 31,000 to level Thank you , One hot momma By the way the pics werent NSFW those are in my folder feel free to rip those. He just hit my sweet souther angel page too you all but i get sweet revenge on his sorry ass .

Hello
The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Heres how it works 1. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher to enter 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted & Friend - Level three or Higher to comment Bomb 4. Anyone may Rate photos 5. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 6. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. (If they are Confederate Bombers They Will Be Blocked NOT Added ) 7. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The exception of Confederate Bombers None will be allowed to participate. Rates = 3 Pts Each Comments = 1 Pts Each This contest is one Of Jokers Wilds One Of A kind Contest. Each 24 Hrs after the start I take out the Contestants Picture with the highest amount of comments and rates until there is only one contestant. that contestant is the winner and the survivor. Anyone that is on my friends list may comment bomb whoever they like to try and eliminate an opponent. ( * Folder wi

Joy To The World?
well, the year 07 is about done and i wonder what 08 will ring in? there has been so much world wide pain, bad things, you name it negative on top of negative! it has been harder to find joy! as a young man i use to wake up ready to do battle with the many things that come our way every day! but as of late, it has been harder to find humor in all the killings!, people not able to pay their bills!, and in general all the crazy things going on! i some times wish i could wish all the bad away! and by some way shape or form make everyones life better! (no i will not shoot myself!) be sides mom told me devils never die! so ha! the one thing that helps me hang in there! is that there are so many women that has been and are so kind, to put up their pictures and i look at all the beauty and appreciate God's art work, so many beautiful flowers! takes the depressing yuk that in the world today! and makes me want to see another sunrise! thank you! women of the world!!

A Year And A Half Later And Nothing Changes
Aaron here, recently I've been out on a lot of dates with a lot of different girls and have realized that i attreact some interesting people. So here I am going to break down in groups the types of girls I attract and I want all of you who I have dated or have expressed interest in dating to tell me which girl are you 1.The Crazy Chick: This girl can be characterized by a recent break up or just a man-hating mother. She inexplicably has the entire future mapped out and will pretty much make up scenarios that will blow your mind. Always has a question to ask about your past and expects a detailed in depth answer or else!!! Able to hide the fact that she is in fact NUTS for long periods of time, WILL NOT HAVE SEX under any circumstances 2. The Unavailible: NEVER answers phone text messages or ims, will have great sex with you and then disappear a few weeks laternever to be seen or heard from again leaving you feeling used and unwanted. Very attractive but extremely elusive, wo

Leaving
Not sure how many people even look at these things but here ya go for those that do. Come to the comclusion that I don't belong on this website. I appreciate those of you who said you didn't want me to delete my account so...I am not deleting it but I am turning it off. I do have yahoo and if you missed it on my profile my name there is basically the same as here...DarkDesireAngel....I am invisable there a lot but feel free to talk to me there if you want. Have a wonderful holiday everyone! Maybe we will see each other again.

This Used To Be Her Name On Here.....
Goddess Chandra Chae of temptation It's insane, I can't look at you withouth seeying you smile and fluster Feeling warm n happy a little gitty even It's insane how open I seem to you No matter what I think you already know with those lovely red apple cheeks and dark gorgeous eyes you see more more than you let on you catch even Even though you keep a little of yourself reserved, safely aside, those borders get thinner and thinner and move around shifting hence n forth to left n rigth feeling uneasy, yet comfortable at the same time guarding yourself to get to know, to know too well although very well aware of the fact that the way we talk and look at eachother we both see more than the other notices yet we both know, deep in the back of our minds that the other person is in there, somewhere wandering around, not secretivly, but still seemingly unnoticable, learning and leaving a trace a warm comforting aura, a fuzzy lovely feeling ... gawd how come you're so

Old Pics Of Santa Lee . . . In Christmas Thong . . . Hohoho
..... Full Size Pictures are in Fubar . . . . Add to Family to see . . . lol. Merry Christmas . . . I hope to place newer pictures . . . of me in the Santa outfits . . . when I have a chance to scan them, or take new ones. http://www.fubar.com/join.php?friend=1374076

Feel The Pain
Night and day Something is in me What to say My mind is not free A friend you where Filled with words of care and wisdom Then you disspear which is not fair Acting like you do not care Messages i send to you Ingoring me in every way What in the hell did i say? Everynight we talked and a nice time Had to end our friendship in its prime Your picture sits before me Beauty i see, yet you dont want to talk Sitting here writing in chalk Right in from of your eyes Which fuels these words and my cries Pain you feel i am sure it is there Nothing truley can compare Right i am, waiting for a day That you will speak to me again someday Your face your eyes i can never forget I have not changed, want to make a bet? Time has elapsed, still no answer Am i the source of your emotional cancer? Persistant and true, nothing left to do All i want to do is have a chat with you To me it seems i might have made a wrong Can you give me time to fix it, alright?

Do They Ever Go Away?
ok so this guy pops into my sb asking to see my cam, i say no, he wants a reason. i dont owe him a reason hell its my cam. the nerve of this guy to say i said he could see me on cam at one time is FUCKING insane the man is old enuff to be my dad! here's the convo before i blocked him (hate to do this to a former military guy but i wont deal with that shit in the first place from anyone regardless of what they do) oh future refrence to the rest of u DOT POP UP IN MY SB ASKING ABOUT A CAM I DONT GET ON MY CAM FOR JUST ANYONE AND DEF DONT DO ANYTHING ON CAM FOR ANYONE... not even my bf see cam play so get over it ppl

I Don't Get It!!
I was checking out my "friends" blogs and he came up and started spewing filth on me and then rerated me a 2. I don't understand why he has to be such a dick!! I was just reading the blog and agreeing with the content and even rated them a 10. Geeze...what the hell???

From Beyond Pluto...
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/science/space/2007-12-11-solar-system-uneven_N.htm It is awesome to imagine that a little satellite, all the way past the orbit of Pluto, we are receiving data on the outer reaches of the solar system, and of pieces of matter from beyond. So why the hell can 't the government manage to balance it's budget? We can recieve radio from billions of miles, and can't manage to not spend more than we bring in? Enough ranting. The marvel of technology offsets for the moment the anger over idiots.

Times In Love
Times In Love There are times when words aren’t enough feelings can’t always be put into words; because they are inadequate and often escape us sometimes, there are only feelings. There are times when all you need is a look; a silent, wordless connection between souls an understanding that needs no translation a natural, knowing stare that says everything. There are times when all you need is a touch; nothing spoken - just the gesture of reaching out touching, silently transferring your energy conveying something that comes from within There are times when all you need is acceptance to know that you are valued as you are that any changes you make only enhance you more as you discover yourself. There are times when all you need is love no conditions or demands, only simplicity. to know that for no reason at all another chooses you over all others. There are times when all you ever wanted, was to be completed by another person. There are times when you n

Net Dance
Strange how the eyes see only what they wish in hearts. Internet in dreams be that of darkness and deception. Kiss sweet in words of loneliness, yet a cam of fire in other hand. All in good fun, but hearts cry within, rather feable attempts of heatfelt words..I love you, means nothing when it be only a delete button away. ALL should be true to each other or hearts will cry tears of poison, when hate is the outcome. Hands up who has been caught within the web of the net dance, I have and know trust not a heart when all is within the mind.

I Will Survive
Sing this to the tune of "I Will Survive." At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! but I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bs, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, W

Harassing Phone Calls
I work at a dead end job I know I do. I try to make a honest living and pay my bills. I don't expect to win a Grammy, Nobel Prize, A Golden Globe or anything like that. So why the hell am I getting harassing phone calls while I am at work ?? I feel I don't need the added stress of, am I going to get a phone call today, added to the stress of my job. I know I am not the most attractive female around also, I get used, played, cheated a lot. One more thing I feel I don't need. Can someone please tell me what I have done to deserve any of this ??

From A Friend
You are one sick person if you dont repost this i feel for you if this doesnt touch you because this is just wrong. read this. its disgusting Walking in my nighty; rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle; i sit Shivering so cold; a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" a smile Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know i do; what is it?" He smiles at his friend; his hand creeps His friend takes my hand; looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nightie; cold hands I try to pull his hand away; grip is strong! They look at one another; nod; something planned I feel my palms sweat; Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for weak me I look at both; and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me; pulling away His friend leans forward; a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine; my eyes squint Lean back and away; "Why are you doing this?" No

Picadillo Con Alcaparras (picadillo With Capers)
Yield: 6 servings 1/4 c Olive oil 2 lb Ground beef -- (chuck or top round) 1 sm Onion; finely chopped 1 lg Ripe tomato; peeled, seeded, -- and finely chopped 1 Garlic clove; minced 1 Bay leaf 1 ts Crushed oregano 3 oz Bottled capers 8 Pimiento-stuffed olives 2 tb Wine vinegar 3 tb Tomato sauce 1/4 c Burgandy wine 2 dr Hot sauce (more to taste) 1/2 ts Brown sugar 1 ds Nutmeg 1/4 c Water Salt if needed Use a large skillet with cover. Heat olive oil and brown beef in hot oil until red of meat disappears. Combine onion, green pepper, tomato, garlic, bay leaf, crushed oregano, and capers. Add to meat in skillet. Mix well and cook covered for about 10 minutes on moderate heat. Cut olives into thin rounds. Add to the meat mixture together with the vinegar, tomato sauce, burgandy wine, hot sau

Just An Update
Welp the verdict is in .... As most of ya already know I was in a 3 car accident last month leaving me virtually unable to be by the PC as often ! It's not very comfortable to sit at my desk with my leg dangling down... I had an MRI last week on my knee ( leg ) .. went yesterday for the low down... I have something in the back of my leg thats torn, causing pressure on the rest of my knee leaving me in severe pain ! The only way to remotely repair the damage is to undergo surgery ! I looked over at my DR and rolled my eyes, and he simply said to me " as stubborn as I may be or think I am.. the only way to get this fixed is to go through with the surgery ! He tells me theres NO WAY OUT " ! His office called today, I am scheduled to see an ortho January 3rd ! Again, becuz this is the only Ortho that I want remotely near me with a knife I hafta wait til then to be seen . I'm okay with this but my DR isn't !!! He called and told the Ortho's office to put me on a " cancellati

Paella (spanish Chicken, Seafood Casserole)
4 lb Chicken-serving size pieces 1/4 c Sake plus 2T 2 tb Soy sauce 5 3/4 c Chicken stock 16 Clams little neck in shell 1 tb Gingerroot, minced, fresh 1 c Onions, green, chopped 3 c Rice short grain uncooked 1/4 c Cilantro leaves chopped 1 tb Szechuan chili sauce 1 lb Shrimp whole, raw 1/2 ts Saffron threads crushed 1 1/2 lb Mussels in shell 1/4 c Oil, olive plus 2T 1 1/2 tb Garlic minced 1/4 lb Sausage, Chinese pork 1 c Snow peas julienned Shell, devein and butterfly the shrimp. Scrub mussels and clams and soak in several different changes of water until needed. Cut chinese sausage in thin diagonal slices and steam, 15 minutes. Pre-he

Own This Sexi Man Right Here Hes Hottt One Week !!!!
This man will be yours for one week have fun and bid ur hearts out dont let this hott man go easy :D lets show him some love ladies he will be yours for one week here is what he has to offer to the higgest bidder Heres what he will do...Own Him for one Week! 1. Rate all pics 2. Rate all stash 3. Added to family for a week 4. Change name to "owned By" for week 5. Cam for an hour No NSFW 6. Personal Phone Call 7. Crush For a Week 8. Fan and Friend For Life! Bids can be in fubucks big pimping gifts vips and or blast all fubucks paid to me and other items go to him he is not urs until paid for so lets have fun :D hes a hott one will go fast closeing at 9 pm tonight unless bidding not good cause of time will leave open till 9 am so lets do this!!!!!

Smoked Turkey With Smoked Oyster Dressing
1 8-12 pound turkey 1 cup white vinegar 7 cups water FOR THE DRESSING: 1 loaf stale bread, pulled into chunks 1 quart oysters with liquid 1 medium onion -- finely chopped 1 cup celery -- finely chopped 8 cloves garlic -- pressed 4 tablespoons worcestershire sauce 1 jalapeno -- finely chopped 3 sprigs sage -- finely chopped 1 teaspoon dried oregano -- crumbled black pepper to taste 2 tablespoons black mustard seed -- crushed oil This is a fairly straightforward smoked turkey recipe. Prepare your smoker and smoke the turkey for six to eight hours between 220-240 degrees, using your choice of hardwood (a 50/50 mix of apple and oak is excellent, if you can get it--try your b

Jugosas Empanadas Criollas Argentinas (juicy Argentine Creole Empanadas)
Special Note : The key point of this recipe is the so called “grasa de pella” It is a liquid fat obtained by melting in a skillet pieces of veal fat you can ask to your butcher. They discard these pieces of fat after trimming the meat for steaks. At the end of process, filter the liquid fat through a tea colander to eliminate solids. Producing the ingredient in this way instead of purchasing it, guarantees the homemade taste and avoids unpleasant surprises. Dough: 1 Kg. or 2 pounds of white flour 1 egg, salt, water 250 g. or ½ pound of “grasa de pella” Combine flour and salt in a bowl. Pour in the tepid liquid “grasa de pella”, the entire egg and water until reasonable well combined. Turn out on a floured surface and knead until smooth. Leave 15 minutes to rest covered with a moisted cloth. Roll on the dough with a knead-stick stretching until 3 milimeters thick. Cut circles aproximately 5 inches in diameter. Filling: 2 pounds of ve

Fucking Read
Ok one more time to say...last time i will say it. I am not looking for any realationship on that freaking website...i having 3 or no 4 friends i am talking every day on here...friends i thought i trust, friends i do care, friends i like...and i can call them by names..Mike, Johnny and Val. I am open to everybody and i am not here to hurt people, play people or have a drama on it. I am 32 years now and i had so much drama in my fucking life, i dont need it anymore... When somebody can not read its not my god damn fault..but read my blogs and read my about me..there is one person i care much more then i ever thought and that is Nick. So how that heck i can hurt people, or how the heck people think they need to protect other once from me not getting hurt? How more i need to be open?

Am I Kissable
For any friends and fans I may have out there, I just want to know if you think I am kissable. If so, I want to enter the most kissable male contest here on Fubar. If you would like more details follow this link..http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861. I will definately return the favor whenever needed. Thanks Fubar Fam.

A Year In Reflection
Last night I was listening to music and chatting after a long ass day of working; I began to realize "damn!!! I am going to be 42 yrs old on Tuesday." Automatically my mind went back in time; remembering the past year and it was quite sad. There were a few joys but not many. I fell in love with someone I had no business falling in love with. I was told by him that he loved me too but he had to be realistic. It would never work. I knew he was right, there was a big age difference and because of my situation. It was so hard to let go but I did and I cried for days. I lost a baby that I didn't even know I was carrying, again I cried for days. To top it off when I told the father of the baby he never once said sorry. Once again I fell in love with a man who broke my heart to the very core. You know the kind where you don't know what to do and you think you are going to lose your mind. ..Those are heartaches I never ever want to experience again. I did have a mental break down.

New User
FOR EVERYONE THAT WAS OR IS CRYSTALS FRIEND , MY NAME IS SASSY AND I AM GOING TO TAKE OVER HER FUBAR ACCOUNT. SHE IS MY ROOMATE AND MIGHT BE BACK ONE DAY AND AS SUC I WILL LEAVE ALL OF HER ORIGINAL PHOTOS IN AN ACCOUNT AND ASK THAT YOU STILL RATE THEM, AFTERALL SHE IS A HOTTIE. I WANT TO WELCOME EVERYONE WHO WAS ON HER LIST AND ALL THE NEW PEOPLE I ADD WELCOME AND I LOOK FORWARD TO GETTING TO KNOW YOU

The Fight Goes On
Today Jakie seems to be in more pain. Having more break through pain. He struggles with each breath and it hurts so much to watch his little chest try to rise. The nurse said his lungs dont really feel up with much air anymore. He has a lot more drainage from his last G-tube site. Also more from his trake. Our family is growing weak in body and spirit.People keep asking how can you deal with watching the death of a child take place, but where else could I be. Love you jakiepoo, you let us know when your ready to say goodbye.

The Urine Test
Like a lot of folks in this country... I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping someone sitting on their butt and using drugs. Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?

Bigotry
Let's get into the meat and potatoes, or the hotdogs and hamburgers of Bigotry. Bigotry is text book defined as intolerance toward anyone who is of a different lifestyle or ideals. We can span this out further to say it is also intolerance towards people who are of a different race or perhaps even religion. It's kind of funny really, with all the technological advances and revolutions of thought and supposed free speech that we still are like the cave man ready to club anyone who isn't from our tribe. We live in a world today that it is so much easier to discriminate against someone who is different than it is to accept them. Acceptance doesn't necessarily mean you have to like it. Acceptance is merely saying that okay you're different than me but that's okay I don't have a problem with you. A comedian once said that racism in America makes no sense when there are so many reasons to dislike someone on an individual basis. I guess the key point there is in fact it does make no s

Chained
This life I lead, Please pay no heed, These things I've done, please don't believe, this shell you see, Is all there is of what used to be. how long the fall, from such a height,the only weight the chains we bare,the link so strong, the link so tight, the metal forgedwithtears we've shed from damned to saint no one dare to care we lose the fight for we can't win the scares we bare will never end fresh the days we push away past the shadows,creeping,clawing at our souls,never relenting never to let go gone the rays of our last hope,cold now the ashes of lifes raging fire lost in darkness so near,yet so very very far.......

Small Vacation
Ok all!!! I need a drama break. I am going to take a break from Fubar for a while. If you need me I will be around Yahoo (if you have that) but not much. I will check my yahoo email but not be on to chat. I am not leaving just need a break for a while. HUGGSSS to my friends!!!

Another Poem By My Son Hunter
CHRISTMAS TIME.............by Hunter Christmas time is a time of joy, bringing cheer to every girl and boy. They look for happiness under the tree, never knowing what christmas means to thee. Coloful wrapping with expensive gifts under, but even though its great to them, it still makes us wonder. Is buying Christmas right?......some people thinks its wrong. But I know the truth, a time for giving and of song. So listen to me good, and listen to me well..the true meaning of Christmas is a time of giving thats the story I'm here to tell. Another poem I wanted to share from my youngest son Hunter(14yrs.old) Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays ~~~~~~~~~Leah~~~~~~~~~~~~

Week One! Part 2
HEY LADIES! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add all of the ladies already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next week's pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ♥ † Co-Skank to NSF You †@ fubar ♥Louise♥ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch@ fubar ღღ Lady Sunmaid ღ I.B.I.C. ღ RL & Fu-Girlfriend to CELTICTHUNDER72 ღ@ fubar ~* ♥ Lil' Kitten to DJ John ♥* ~ ....Member of U.B.A......@ fubar GamerChick *Chriz's muddie*~ Clan [MFG]@ fubar

What A Loser Jackass!
So this dipshit keeps calling me a "fuckin piece of shit" because I "stole" his Fubar "girl". He's never even met her! What a pathetic loser. Even better, he puts that message in my shoutbox and then blocks me so I can't write back. His name is Azriel. His screen name should be "Psycho pussy". LOL. Ha! I just realized he downrated me too. He voted my profile and pics a "1". Hahahahahahahahaha! Complete douchebag.

Fuck That Shit
fuck the days yo, fuck these days fuck all the crooked ways fuck everyone tryin to stand in my way fuck everyone tryin to be the baddest today fuck everything that's fucked these days fuck the government, politics, wars, and bullshit fuck all the lies we've been spoon fed fuck all the silver spooons we been fed wit fuck the bitches feed that bullshit fuck the bitches that i don't wanna deal with fuck the dude who just cut me off fuck your mom cause people piss me off fuck the whole world fuck the people who fucked you fuck the people that carry the evil fuck the people that side with the devil fuck the shit that never works fuck the people who love to hurt step up and fuck the days fuck that shit blow it up in a debris filled haze fuck everything that makes my mind a maze fuck my mind cause i write what it says fuck this shit that i be typin fuck it to hell cause i don't know what i'm writin fuck you, fuck y

Not A Fight, Actually.
Many people a day post MuMMs about long distance relationships and what not. I've decided this is my universal answer, unless I get aggravated. It takes two mature, intelligent, and responsible people. It also takes some dedication that even most relationships never reach because people are retarded in this day and age. People should also go into a long distance relationship knowing that one of the persons will have to move, and if you're not ready to do that, then its just not for you. Also knowing just because you meet someone online, doesn't mean it will be completely different then meeting a person that lives down the road. The person might or might not work out in the end. I'm in the most wonderful relationship right now thats long distance. I'm happier then I have ever been, and sometimes it does get hard, but in the end, if its with the right person, then its worth it. We're both willing to go to and from over 1000 miles (not to mention spend the time [even up to 16 hours in

Angels
Heaven is a place where Angels gather and Pray.Angels are all around us . They are the Spirit of Life. Angels are very grateful. I believe that everybody wants to go to Heaven and becomes Angels. Angels are messengers of God. Angels are there to guide us when life is tough. Angels are here to show us the right way. Angels are Greater than Human powers . This was written for me by my 14 year old Granddaughter. Ty Pookie

Falling Star...
The white chest is slowly calculated towards the native country's frost heart, it disappears out of sight a group of guests, of my friends stands on the yard in the vague of the December evening one in its black guarantees one of them cries crocodile,s tears, the other coughs and lights the cigarette, they all are good actors of the devil somebody throws them at the chest for my remembering, icy sand, becoming shabby, the beautiful roses are to death stoned as a sinner herself in all silence they leave farewells after which they forget me at last to rest to be the terminal of the long trip snow is falling quietly down from the sky which is clearer than for a long time the stars light slowly in their places and somewhere the falling star flashes in order to show that I am at last at home.

The Snow Is So Pretty !
hello I'm alive it has beening snowing here for aleast 5 days now the snow just gets deeper & deeper but its so pretty i havent got to see skippy in a couple of day and i havent been able to get around well ive moved to the back in an aptment i have more freedom justin is going to lose his other frount tooth so he will be toothless for christmas my class on resume turnd out great i have another one on the 17th to go to then im done with classes and can get job hopfull by the 1st of janurary well wish me luck i miss you all got to go pick justin up from school hay do you know the secret my daughter told me on the phone last night?????? love you,ANGEL

Where I Live "'canada''''''''
hi all fubar people welcome to huskylove blog iám canadian'. i live in whitehorse yukon canada the land of daylight in the summer dark in the winter... land of gold, women, wilderness..... fun things to see all year round merry christmas

Alone To Die...
Tell the truth but it whispers quietly let your frozen look freeze my mind, to keep my heart in the feather look, I have again lost my own home also out of order at night, I weep over the lace roses to the empty walls which I shout deaf i play been blaind and I look at the ugliness which hurts and they claim that I am not innocent, black butterfly whose wings as fires were torn secretly it was scattered to be the papers in autumn to the country I indeed perhaps earn, alone to die, my sentences suppress air nothing can save any more. I succeed in destroying everything on a couple of words I even do not understand that I am telling which therefore I would feel better quiet perhaps.

A Friend In Need....a Bulletin Being Posted By Friends And Family
A dear friend of Virgo's lounge is in the hospital in Diabetic Coma, we are praying for a speedy recovery. He is in our Hearts and Prayers. Please repost this to keep the prayers going. Thank you very much. UPDATE: As of 3:30est, Fire has woken up and asked for some of his fu friends. He seems to be going in and out of consciousness, so it's gonna be a long time before he comes completely out of his coma. Please keep him in your hearts and prayers, he needs every bit of help he can get. Thanks, the Virgo's family and friends

Dark Space
I have a dark spot within my chest where you can hear an echo from where my heart was once full. I allowed myself to fall in love again. I let him in my heart and felt things for him I have never felt before. I gave him my trust,handed it to him with silver lining. Gave him all I had in the palm of his hands. Now I have an emptiness like he's gone. My mind says he's still here but my heart aches like its punctured and wounded. Maybe a different time a different place will I have the love from a man to fill my dark space.

I Am
I am Death, before your time is up - Eternal Life as you burn in hell, the depths of hell that run so deep, that even Lucifer, himself, forbids. I am Pain, it's incarnations and elements - those very same you paid with your joy, the extinguisher of your fickle hope, the fuel to feed your Despair. I am the gamble you took with your life as the stake - the one you now must pay, the words you wait so long to hear, yet dread so much for. I am

Wanna Fu-own Me Peek In Here (o)(o)
okay ppl Auction is Open and Bidding is heading up and up so if YOU want a chance at this Hottie you better get a move over to this page she is going going fast ...She has added new things to keep it interesting homemade goodies to be made and sent to the winning bidder.. all 11's she can give during HH's for a mth.. comments everyday for a mth and Your name beside hers letting everyone know YOU Fu-Own her.. more things may come to be added so get checking back on this girl Remember this is for fun so Happy Bidding and have fun with it PPL So Click the Link Below and Let's Get it started Get this widget | Track details | eSnips Social DNA

Stitches
Can you see me? No, you looked right through me. My pain I wear like a patchwork quilt. Surely you saw me in these multi-colors? Pain, regret, sorrow, rejection. Each square a tribute of its own to my stupidity. See the threads? They are my tears, connecting one painful memory to another. You carry the tool to take apart this quilt. Can you, would you, free me?

Discovery From Hell
I just found out that I am a jerk a real no care person I just found out that I am no one nobody a nowhere person I just found out I didn't know I was hiding from love love of life and the wonderful people in it I just found out that I have gone astray and didn't even know it I just found out

My Blog I Will Cry If I Want To!!!!
I just recently lost my grandfather. Like last Tuesday. We were very close, I talked to him every day for the past 31 years. He lived with me in Colorado for 6 years. I took care of him. Now he is gone. Some days are easier than others. Today after my job interview was come home lay on my couch and cry, type of days. You would just have to have known him. He was an amazing person. I guess I am just feeling kind of sappy today. It is raining out side. The kind of dark rain, and coolness, where you just want to cuddle up on the couch with a blanket and a good book or a good movie. Anyways thats another post.

Week One!
HEY LADIES! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add all of the ladies already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next week's pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ♥ † Co-Skank to NSF You †@ fubar ♥Louise♥ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch@ fubar ღღ Lady Sunmaid ღ I.B.I.C. ღ RL & Fu-Girlfriend to CELTICTHUNDER72 ღ@ fubar *John's Lil' Mama* ~ Member of United Bombers Association ~@ fubar GamerChick *Chriz's muddie*~ Clan [MFG]@ fubar

All These Stupid Games We Play
What makes it so damn hard to find a little understanding? Think about it. All of us have been through similar situations. We've all been through love and heartbreak. Through being the one who dumps to being the one who's dumped. We all can point at one another when we hear their tale told, saying "I know exactly what you mean!" And yet, when it comes to our own personal romantic endeavors, we can't admit that the other person has been in the same position that we have. We become completely centrally focused. Why don't they want me? Why don't they obsess over me? Why did they break up with me? Don't they know that I do the breaking up around here? Well, damn. Think about it. Why did you not want that nice guy/girl that chased you around? Why didn't you obsess over the girl/guy who remembered to tell you every day how much you meant to them? Why did you find their behavior stifling, smothering, invasive? Why did that lead you to break up with them? Why did you find it so odd

Waking Up To Bliss
I pretend to be asleep as I feel your fingers work their way between my thighs. They move up slowly as they wedge themselves between my legs. I groan and shift my weight, bringing my knees apart and giving you better access. You stop for a second, uncertain as to whether your actions were waking me. Once you determine to your satisfaction that I am still sleeping, you continue on your mission. I feel your fingers wiggling at my pussy lips, finding their way inside. Your middle finger grows brave and plunges deep inside of me. I bite my lower lip to keep from gasping aloud. I feel the finger move slowly in and out of me, working my juices up, growing slick with them. You ease the finger up and press it against my clit. A tingling sensation starts to grow in my feet and move upward. You press harder, wait for my reaction, then begin to circle the pad of your finger gently against the clit. I moan audibly and feel your forehead press into my back. I can sense your sly smile. Yo

Boobs And Willies..lmao!
Boobs vs. Willies A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In Her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. A fter 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said, 'Mom, how Many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through Three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and Hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.'

Christmas
I'm 19 years old and i still have to fight with my parents in order to go to KY for Christmas with my boy. Isn't that some shit. I get to buy gifts for my boy, his brother in law, and the two babies. I don't like buying gifts. People tend to return them, but I'm not alowed to give gift cards. I hate those damn rules. Shoot me now and get it over with.

Happy Hour
UGH!!!! Although i do love it when its happy hour it pisses me off that so many ppl r willing to throw their money away just to host one!! If u think POINTS and STATUS on a freaking WEBSITE is worth $100 ur out of ur effing mind!!!! I have an idea....next time u wanna waste $100 that could possibly go towards food or clothes or REAL FRIGGIN STUFF.....just give it to me i could obviously put it to better use!!! UGH!!! lol i just needed to vent luv yas *Jessica*

Penis Raise????
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response: Dear Penis: After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You

Easy Chicken With Veggies And Stuffin
* Prep Time: 5 min * Total Time: 20 min * Makes: 6 servings * Nutrition Information * Kraft Kitchens Tips * You May Also Enjoy Recipe * ¼ cup (½ stick) butter or margarine, divided * 6 small boneless skinless chicken breast halves (1½ lb) * 1⅓ cups water * 1 pkg (10 oz) frozen mixed vegetables * 1 pkg (6 oz) Stove Top Lower Sodium Stuffing Mix for Chicken 1. Melt 2 tbsp of the butter in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat. Add chicken; cover. Cook 4 minutes on each side or until cooked through. Remove from skillet; cover to keep warm. 2. Add water, vegetables and remaining 2 tbsp butter to skillet; bring to boil. 3. Stir in stuffing mix just until moistened. Top with chicken; cover. Reduce heat to low; cook 5 minutes or until heated through. Nutrition Information (per serving) Calories 340 Total fat 12 g Saturated fat 5 g Cholesterol 90 mg Sodium 390 mg Carbohydrate 27 g Dietary fiber

8 Years!!!!!!!!!!!
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee (Hardly seems worth it. ;p If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's lik

Easy Pleasin Meat Loaf
* Prep Time: 10 min * Total Time: 40 min * Makes: 8 servings, one half meat loaf each * Nutrition Information * Kraft Kitchens Tips * You May Also Enjoy Recipe * 2 lb ground beef * 1 pkg (6 oz) Stove Top Stuffing Mix for Pork * 1 cup water * 2 eggs, lightly beaten * ½ cup Kraft Original Barbecue Sauce, divided 1. Preheat oven to 400°F. Mix meat, stuffing mix, water, eggs and ¼ cup of the barbecue sauce. 2. Shape meat mixture into four oval loaves. Place, side-by-side, in foil-lined shallow baking pan. Top with the remaining ¼ cup barbecue sauce. 3. Bake 30 min or until cooked through (160°F). Cut each meat loaf in half to serve. Nutrition Information (per serving) Calories 320 Total fat 15 g Saturated fat 5 g Cholesterol 120 mg Sodium 620 mg Carbohydrate 21 g Dietary fiber 1 g Sugars 6 g Protein 24 g Vitamin A 2% DV Vitamin C 0% DV Calcium 4% DV Iron 20% DV Kraft Kitchens Tips Serving

Stuffing And Chops Skillet
* prep Time: 5 min * Total Time: 20 min * Makes: 6 servings * Nutrition Information * Kraft Kitchens Tips * You May Also Enjoy Recipe * 6 boneless pork chops, ½ inch thick (1½ lb) * 1 medium onion, sliced * 1 tbsp oil * 2 medium apples, thinly sliced * 1½ cups water * 1 pkg (6 oz) Stove Top Stuffing Mix for Pork 1. Cook chops and onions in hot oil in large skillet 4 min on each side or until chops are cooked through. Transfer to plate; cover to keep warm. 2. Add apples and water to skillet. Bring to boil. 3. Stir in stuffing mix. Top with the chops and onions; cover. Remove from heat; let stand 5 min. Nutrition Information (per serving) Calories 290 Total fat 7 g Saturated fat 2 g Cholesterol 55 mg Sodium 590 mg Carbohydrate 29 g Dietary fiber 2 g Sugars 10 g Protein 25 g Vitamin A 0% DV Vitamin C 4% DV Calcium 4% DV Iron 10% DV Kraft Kitchens Tips Round Out The Meal Serve with

Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.' You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.' 2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.' 3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.' 4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.' 5 . She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.' 6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a 'LOW COST PROVIDER.' HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.' 2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.' 3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNAT

Why?
why is it when you break up with some one you hurt more then them? He moved down here for me and now that we are not longer hes leaving after a week of us not being together. why? questions roll through my mind. Was he going to tell me if i hadnt called to see what he was doing? Did he ever care for me? Did he ever love me like he said? Was he going to tell me the day i left to go back home for christmas? Can i really have him take me to the airport with out breaking down? Why does it hurt so bad? I think about it alot, if it was the right desition or not. I know it was bc i wasnt happy but now im depressed and sad. Why? it was my choice, my doing and i dont understand. I sometimes wish i was little agen, and didnt have to worry about geting hurt. I just dont know what to do anymore, i dont know if i could take that chance with another guy. I dont think i could take geting hurt anymore. I think i should just lock everything up inside and not let anything show ever. Just be one of those

New Club Members
Well... it is happening. I signed up 7 new students from a local high school to join their new nursing club. The adviser for this new club told me to come back a week from Friday because he knows that he will have at least 35 more kids to join by then. It is in motion. And then tomorrow morning I will be at another high school to sign up the first of the students there too. This club idea is working.

What Is It Really All About?
Here's my take on what I think real friends are for. CARING!!! I think everyone here has wayyyyyy too many friends to really care for all of them. Why so many friends? Points? Ratings? Fubar cash? WTF!!! I don't know about ya'll but I need real friends and fuck everything else. There's way too much B.S. and not enough of what matters. Just shit on my mind is all.

Who/what Is Your God/god? (part 1 Of 3 Reflections On Recent Shootings)
In the aftermath of Sunday's tragedy, I took a few days to reflect on this past year in light of a few heinous shootings in a couple weeks. Perhaps I will sound like one of those prophets of old when I say this but I can't shake the sense of tragic irony that the incidents in Omaha and the incidents in Colorado really took place in diverse places of worship. One god, called by many names: Wii, High Def, Adidas, St. Croix, Cabernet, Moet e Chandon, diamonds, chocolate, Mastercard, American Express, but it really all boils down "Materialism." Call me crazy but frankly that is the way much of the world view our focus on apatites. The other God we celebrate in this season more than most: YHWH, revealed in Christ, with us still in the preence of the Holy Spirit. One is real, the other isn't. And as I look around in this season, I ask, "which is which?" Now wise people may be inclined to say, "I have no god" but the question is larger than a statement of belief and religion/philosoph

Re: 9/11 Victims' Lawyers Blast Ground Zero Toxic Air Lies
RE: 9/11 Victims' Lawyers Blast Ground Zero Toxic Air Lies ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 11 Dec 2007, 20:38 9/11 Victims' Lawyers Blast Ground Zero Toxic Air Lies In Court Lawyers representing lower Manhattan residents told an appeals court Monday that the former head of the Environmental Protection Agency, Christie Whitman, knowingly lied about air quality after the 9/11 attacks and should be personally responsible for medical monitoring and a cleanup. http://infowars.net/articles/december2007/111207Lies.htm

"euphoria"
Taste honey form her rosy-red lips, Win formulates in the valley below. Drips of wine settle on her purplish-red lips, As morning dew freshly hit by the sun. Kiss each of the lips with the gentleness, Of a mother and her babe. In the distance see twin mountain peaks, As Mount Everest in double vision. Cherry colored peaks set on each mountain, Crimson and hard as granite. Emotions rage through my head, my heart, As I touch her silken skin. Names to call her roams through my mind, Ecstasy...delight… lust… One name fits what I feel in my heart, And which she causes…Euphoria….Euphoria. By: Robert Stockten

Coming Home
Well it has been 7 months since i have been back to the states, I think it about time to go see the family and spend some time with my kids, I miss them dearly. They are grown and have their own lives now but they will always be my babies.Just kinda nervous, seems everytime I make it back home that time has just passed me on. I will try and see everyone that i can but 2 weeks is not much time to visit. Atleast i will be around family for the holidays, first time in three years.

Re: Warning : Vaccines + Medications = Control+ Death
RE: WARNING : Vaccines + Medications = CONTROL+ DEATH ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary Date: 11 Dec 2007, 20:28 DO WE REALLY KNOW WHATS IN HERE?New Jersey Moves Toward Becoming the First State to Require Flu Shots for Preschoolers(source)Go To OriginalREMEMBER THIS GUY?Merck Vaccine Chief Brings HIV/AIDS to America WHAT ELSE IS REALLY GOING ON? They want to kill us - our chiildren and anyone else whom opposes or stands up to themARE YOU READY TO MAKE A STAND?

Top 8 Morons Of 2007
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself fo

A Bullerin... Funny!
I seen this bully and HAD to keep it! LMAO! Top 8 Morons of 2007 (So Far) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the

Sex Statistics
Body: Sex Statistics!!! 1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff on the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natur

Crimes Of Passion, Crimes Of Lust
Crimes of Passion Crimes of Lust Burning Forever burning deep within the hearts & souls of mankind. It's unavoidable It's wild It's dangerous To satisfy the burning passions of that desire is a must. Live it Experience it Learn from it But Never ever use it in ways you can never return. Crimes of Passion Crimes of Lust Endearing A Neverending Desire... Feel it, Want it,Play with it.

Will I Find Love?
She's Walking Down The Aisle She's walking down the aisle With a smile as pure as honey A gust of wind as smooth as silk A glimmer of hope A ray of light. She's walking down the aisle With lovely clothes of crimson red A look of a saintly figure A voice of an angel A silent whisper. She's walking down the aisle With eyes as deep as the sea A song of the morning bird A divine vision A picture of paradise. She's walking down the aisle Like clouds floating in the sky Like an angel ascending from heaven Like a drop of rain in the desert Like a promise never broken. She walks down the aisle. She asks me a question. I say the words to answer. And time stands still... As i say 'i do' - Sikandar Razzaq Bughio - reading this brought tears to my eyes and makes me wonder if i will ever fall in love or get married... does love exist? i am stuck on my theory that love is just a higher form of lust. can love be found over he internet? many seem to belie

Fur
I want people to watch this video because im real sick and fucking damn tired of people saying its alright to wear fur. There is NOTHING right about TORTURING and KILLING an animal just to wear its fur. Animals CAN feel what your doing to them and I highly HIGHLY doubt a person would love to feel the pain that they feel. They ARE living beings whether or not they are walking on two feet or four! If I ever saw a person doing this, I'd literally KILL them! I will put any animal before any human being and I don't care if you tell me that's wrong! To me, an animal is like a baby...it ALWAYS comes first! I don't even know how people can even think about doing what they do to these poor animals. There is absolutely NO money or coat worth that pain! So for all you assholes who find quite alright...all I got to say is FUCK YOU! and I hope you get what's fucking coming to you! http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_id=XG0YrDMeVvI&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//img.youtube.com/vi/XG0YrDMeVvI/default.jpg

"their First Time"
Eyes clash across the room, Enticement crosses their minds, Words spoken softly to each other, Flowers bloom within their hearts, Feelings develop toward one another. Days pass as passion swells, Expectations are beyond mortal minds, The night comes soon enough, Sweet desire passes through their parted lips, She becomes everything to him, he becomes everything to her. Hands run through silk hair, Butterflies flutter within them, Chests constrict with anticipation, They tremble as the caress each other’s bodies, Ecstasy achieved as they reach for the heavens. Holding each other tightly through the night, They watch the window, waiting for the sun, Their hearts swell at eh sight of the golden dawn, As the rays of light hit them, they become….. One. By: Robert Stockten

Christmas Operation Order
Operation Order 12-2004 For: Official Visit of LT jg Santa Clause 1. An official staff visit by LT jg Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directives govern activities of all Army personnel during the visit. a. Not a creature will stir without permission. This includes warrant officers and mice. Soldiers may obtain special stirring permits for necessary administrative action through the Battalion S- Officer stirring permits must be obtained through the Deputy, Post Plans and Policy Office. b. All personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap NLT 2200 hours, 24 December. Uniform for the nap will be; Pajamas, Cotton, Light Weight, General Purpose, OG, and Cap, BDU woodland pattern, with ear flaps in the extended position. Equipment will be drawn from the supply room prior to 1900 hours. While at supply, all personnel will review their personal hand receipts and sign a Cash Collection Voucher, DD Form 1131, for all missing items. Remember, this is th

Here's What I Have A Problem With...
So it's come to my attention of late that some people are living in a world which they think revolves around them, and have apparently not learned that instant gratification is a child hood thing at best. Now, I have had a job, in some respect, be it a summer job, temporary job or part time job since I was 13. Now for any of you who know me, you know that that is quite a long chunk of time. I guess the point in that statement is that I am not above working. I like to work and it makes me feel good to work. I also don't mind helping out a friend or family member in need. Perhaps it is away, in my own silly head, of regaining some Karma points that I am sure I have lost in my illustrious life time. However, and here comes the point in all this rambling, so dont blink....I absolutely cannot...and I mean CANNOT stand it when someone tells you (not asks...tells) what to do, and then demands that it be done in the time frame that they want, and in a manner that is to their liking. L

Top Morons Of 2007 (so Far)
Top 8 Morons of 2007 (So Far) 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up." 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, during which the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kiwi Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk

"!?"
The heart of the world beckons the sober man, Suicide lurks between the whistling wind, Genocide contemplates ethical bounds, Cleansing of the soul burdens others' well being, The release of frustration cures the ill, The shadow the covers you eyes can kill, Your conformity eats lies of the ignorant, Rules put in place to control and dictate, You live through the choices you make for your child, Perception clouded by your want of apathy, Being spiritual does not mean your Jesus, Seperation from the norm is ideal, Anti-social behavior is not endured, Each day we are put on trial for our acts, Loneliness is all there is for a poet, The control of the church will not redeem, Being good on Sundays does not save your soul, The screen of the tube becomes your only god, Satan rises to power within your wallet, The seed of corruption is printed in green, Master Thereon oversees the oppression, Killing of men is the rite of passage, Brilliance shines through the suffering

Pro Boll Will Be Feb 10th In Hawaii
Top 10 overall All-Star vote-getters and the players with the most votes at each position through December 4: Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre, with 842,167 votes, lead all NFL All-Stars in balloting for the 2008 NFL Pro Bowl. Presented by Sprint, 2008 Pro Bowl voting came to an end on Tuesday, Dec. 11. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady (776,475 votes) ranked second overall heading into the final week of voting, Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning (740,302 votes), New England Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss (606,238 votes) and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo (604,027 votes) rounded out the top five on NFL.com. Romo received the highest number of votes from voters using Sprint's service. The teams will be announced at 4 p.m. (ET) Tuesday, December 18 on a special NFL Total Access 2008 NFL Pro Bowl Selection Show on NFL Network. The Pro Bowl will be played at Aloha Stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii on Sunday, February 10 and will be televised

Life....
It seems like so much bullshit has gone on recently. I'm not even sure what the fuck to think anymore... Right now, I'm more confused than ever. And, what sucks, I don't feel I can even talk about it because of who all reads my blogs... I am seriously debating deleting my fubar completly.... and then just using myspace or something... except theres a lot of ppl on myspace i don't want reading my blogs, or i could just make it all private... I guess i need to just make a journal, although, I also like having my friends comment and give me their opinion... Ya know whats odd... of all of the friends I have, the two I talk to most, I have become friends with because of MAN drama... God, men suck. I just, don't know... I mean, there is just so much drama going on right now, and no matter what happens, I feel like I've screwed something up... even thought, when I sit and look at the situation, i don't feel i've done anything wrong.... but fuck, I've DONE SOMETHING wrong obviou

It's Snowin' Love!!
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas ... Every where You Go! So come on and join in the fun with! Show some Christmas spirit! !!Share with all who visit your space!! I think we should all **REMEMBER** what the true meaning of Christmas really is! Happy Holidays Fubar! Tankx 2 all Readerz! Love and Fu~Hugezz! Spoiledbrat

"her"
Her form transcends all art into ugliness, A spirit of a Goddess wrapped in flesh, Her touch is expressed with gentleness. She does everything in life with goodness, Hills and valleys mesmerize me all the time, Her form transcends all art into ugliness. I am occupied with her loveliness, Silhouette graces my wall of instinct, Her touch is expressed with gentleness. One kiss can send me to unconsciousness, The power of her out weighs even the sun, Her form transcends all art into ugliness. Her real pain is suffered with kindness, Blood flows to naval from her broken heart, Her touch is expressed with gentleness. Her reflection holds some kind of likeness, My weakness will not help her mend her heart, Her form transcends all art into ugliness, Her touch is expressed with gentleness. By: Robert Stockten

Spanking Please
I lean across the bed legs slightly spread you tap my bare skin to let me know my spanking is about to begin Your tender touch fills the need as your hand picks up speed a little harder you hear my plea Its the redness you want to see Harder and faster your hand picks up the pace as you see a smile of pleasure slip over my face I start to move with your hand as you show me that I've been very bad you run your hand accross my reden ass as it feels like heated glass I beg for just one more these spanks pleasure me to my very core The redness a little brighter as my ass gets a little tighter I feel your love within your hands as you ask what are your naughty plans I whisper I want more of you ready and waiting the next spanks come with great pleasure too I feel the heat risen from your hand feels like the summer beaches sand As you reach to feel how wet I am you play in the wetness that you made you start to count

Lounge Etiquette For Those Who Dont Know
lounge etiquette just like anywhere in the world you need etiquette to be able to survive, you also need them in lounges so you dont accidentally do something that might get you silenced banned or ejected from a lounge.. #1 READ the lounge rules before you type, all lounges are diffrent #2 dont push your RELIGIOUS views on others,not everyone is the same religion and in the end we will all find out who is right, so keep it that way, #3 ABSOLUTLY DO NOT come into a lounge asking if your dj's can come dj for you, its disrespectful and should be done in a sb.. (for those who dont know a sb is a shoutbox) #4 LOUNGES are ment to be fun, not ment to drag your personal REAL life drama into , keep that in RL not online.. We all wanna talk and get to know you but we dont need to have the first impression that your a attention seeker, #5If you don't like the music being played you can always make a request.. most lounges on here have live djs most of the time and song requests

"celestial Being"
To see her face is to look into the sun, An angel wrapped in human flesh, Love radiates from her pores, Heat drowns out all thought, All that is, was, or will be merges into love for her. To know she only sees me is to know I am below her, Passion soars into new realms at a touch, Reasons I exist easily found when I am with her, Souls leave our bodies to become one, Every inch of our beings sink into each other, Euphoric silence fills us as we devour each other's desire. Words come to mind to express the feeling, Which consumes me every waken moment, All fall short of her sweet beauty, Blinded by the power that all need and want, Running through the chaos of life in search, To stumble upon what I seek. Fate's hands tied to strings, A noose around your heart, Grace favors the blade you hold dear, I have found what I seek. BY: Robert Stockten

The Truth Pt. 1
By no means am I perfect. I know, with 100% certainty, that if I weren't me, I wouldn't like me either. Still, that doesn't mean I can't pick on other people.. FAT CHICKS: Tongue piercings don't make you cuter. You're still fat, and no more intriguing than the "down the blouse" shot you have on your profile page. UGLY CHICKS: At least the fat ones post ones of themselves. Don't post a picture of some hot babe just so we click on your name. When we see the *real* you, we'll try our best not to be mystified by the aforementioned photo and rate you a ten. COMPLAINERS: I know I'm in the minority when I withhold 10 ratings from someone who doesn't deserve them. Why have a rating system if everyone is a 10, anyhow? More than likely, you fit into one of the two previous categories and enjoy the attention you don't receive in normal life. Sorry, if you're a 3, you're a 3.

Bah
So as Life goes I'm doin ok. Besides the fact that there are haters and ignorant bastards. On the otherhand the No Luck Radio show is rockin the night air. Currently we're on XRN radio.com at 10pm-1am az time. If you got a My Space u can use your Internet Explorer to open My Space. Then just look for The No Luck Show!!! page. I'm goin to try to get a player goin on Fubar soon. So if you read this thanks, and if not well you wouldn't even get this far. Later Dayz G-reg

Dre@mer Did What?!
Dre@meR is up for sale to the highest bidder! You must have a salute to bid. The auction will end Dec17th 9:00 AM. No drama or you'll be blocked from Host's profile. All opening bids start at 3,000 fubucks. Auction entry has the right to refuse any winning bidder.Win will then go to the next highest bidder. If you win you will get extra bonus from me. Serious bidders only need to apply. You must bid higher than the person before you. Click on the pic down below to place your bid.

Rain....
Rain You catch a glimpse of me standing in the rain; face skyward Impassioned, you approach me quietly like a panther on the hunt Gentle rain glides down my face, you see tears as well Tenderness replaces the passion as you gently touch my temples with your hands The warmth of your hands slides down my checks and your fingers stiffen as you draw my face to yours. Your lips tenderly caress mine softly working their way across mine My body responds by pulling you close to me, our bodies getting wet by rain and anticipation Your lips become firm and now maneuver mine, manipulating them to your desires The lovers drop to their knees and remove their clothing in the heat of passion Rain cooling their bodies yet fueling their desire like a wild fire across the desert plains Every touch, every movement is like nitrous in a drag car thrusting forward I stop for a moment and draw back giving way to the cool rain falling on your warm chest You look up at me puzzled yet lo

Blah *cough* Blah * Sneeze* Blah...
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired!! now with that out, to the 50 some odd friend reqs I just approved I'm sorry some of you were pending for days :( I have good reason , as you would have been able to tell by my blog I recently deleted :P *laughs* I'm having one helluva week/month/year. I'll try to get around to you guys but since I'm couch hopping technically for the moment and using a friends computer from teh 70's most peoples profiles insta lock up this laptop so me returning mad love is on hold for the moment. I'm truly sorry about this but I hope you guys know I do whole heartedly appreciate the love you all have left for me and the add reqs.. I can use the shout box hit me up if I'm not multitasking or otherwise doing something more meaningful in some way (more meaningful than the FU say it aint so!!) haha I will answer my box. *peers down* and to it too! muahahah. And to my other friends I swear I'm not ignoring you I just dont have a ft pc anymore at

Because Of You
Because of you my world is now whole, Because of you love lives in my soul. Because of you I have laughter in my eyes, Because of you I am no longer afraid of good-byes. You are my pillar my stone of strength, With me through all seasons and great times of length. My love for you is pure boundless through space and time, it grows stronger everyday with the knowledge that you'll always be mine. Does this stuff show my soul? I try to put my feelings in words.

Love Is It All Just A Dream
Do you ever think all this is not real like it's all just a dream you think you might have a connection with someone you've been talking to them call one another on the phone hang out you think all good then you deside to ask them out you want to be with them you know start something be happy be in love and they say i like you only as a friend nothing else and your just crused because you thought they were the one because you felt so happy when you were with them and now thats gone it like how can you still be friends it hurts every time you look at them it like what do i say what do i do how do you talk to this person after you put every thing on the line then you think when is it going to be my time my chance for happiness and if this is all just a bad dream when will i wake up when will i have my happy ending... to be continued

Tuesdays Got A New Look!
Before I go into my regularly scheduled Programing here folks: A quick introduction to my new engineer Neppi (Tom Hanks plays the conductor) (just a little inside joke) (train music to scoll to) Whats a Tuesday Train? This weeks Train: NCGIRLUSA: Southern gal with all the cha

Join Our Group, We Send Out Adult Pics And Sometimes Videos
~*~ Our sensual desires~*~ Are you looking for a fun, adult,no drama group? A place where you can get diff variety of porn,as well as jokes,games, music,fun and flirty conversations. ODS is just that. We ask that you make at least two sends,Of anything your sensual little self desires. If you have any questions... If you would like to join...

Will You Ever
Will you ever? I don't think you will ever fully understand how you've touched my life and made me who I am. I don't think you could ever know just how truly special you are that even on the darkest nights you are my brightest star. I don't think you will ever fully comprehend how you've made my dreams come true or how you've opened my heart to love and the wonders it can do. You've allowed me to experience something very hard to find unconditional love that exists in my body, soul, and mind. I don't think you could ever feel all the love I have to give and I'm sure you'll never realize you've been my will to live. You are an amazing person and without you I don't know where I'd be. Having you in my life completes and fulfills every part of me.

Rough Week
As some of you will remember, my Mom lost her battle with cancer this time last year. Please forgive me if I'm not on much or have much to say. It's nothing personal I'm just a little down plus I'm scheduled to work more than I'm use to. You'd think that wouldn't leave me much time to thing but it does. Anyway love to all my friends. ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Day By Day
Day by day Night by night Kiss by kiss Touch by touch Step by step I fall in love A love so incomprehensible So vivid So unique So wild, that not even the reign of God could control A passion so deep A need so necessary A want so strong The universe would not handle I love you today I’ll love you tomorrow I’ll love you forever Do you know who you are? Come to me Find me I am waiting for this!

Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

Sound Judgmet.... Or Lack Thereof!!!
Some people fail to grasp the concept of responsibility and the wisdom to discern for themselves what they should, and consequently, should not do. The events of today has made me realize the juvenile nature of several of my former acquaintances. Their lack of judgment has affected my personal life and well being as well as those around me. Due to the severity of this series of events, I cannot delve further into their nature. All I have to say is that their lack of judgment will cost those around them far more than they could have previously conceived!

Life The Universe And Everything
..........well............ life is ok for me at the mo, well until someone decides to interupt and ruin everything (well thats the usual thing to happen lol). in a happy lovin relationship, got a stable and stress free job, good friends and family. feels strange for me as xmas is coming and for once i have a gf for it although she is going home for a few weeks so not gonna be with her, ah well.

This Is Everything I Have Ever Wanted In A Guy! Is It Real?
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ] When she stares into your eyes [ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and dont let go ] When she start's cursing at you [ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ] When she ignore's you [ Give her your attention ] When she pull's away [ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying [Just hold her and dont say a word ] When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared [ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesnt answer for a long time [ reassure her that everything is okay ]

In A Contest
i will show mad love to anyone and everyone that helps my girl in her contest, its a best eyes contest we are trying to get her in first place right now so please help us! here is the link http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=165131&albumid=721539&i=3033123379 remember i will show mad love to anyone that helps just comment here and let me know that u will help. ty sexy ppl!

Whats The Point Of This Place???
i'm getting irritated at how this site is and the way some people are here there are too many me me's here, ie people who only think of themselves etc and don't return the goodwill gestures others do for them. like most of my what i'll call normal friends and a few v.i.p's i will vote and comment on most new pics i see that they have put up etc. But there are some people who think that are too important to return rates/votes/comments.

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ours

Ya Think Ya Know Someone.....
then the shit hits the fan~! I was trying to apoligize to my frineds about something and I don't think they got it. I wanted to wish them happiness but I don't think they got it. All she wanted to do was cuss at me and tell me to leave her man alone......I don't want your man~! I am quite happy with mine~! Thank you~! I thought we were friends but I see now we were never friends cause Jay talked about me. Said I was trouble?? I have never been trouble....trouble is LYING to your WIFE about having affairs with women you met online~! You want trouble...I got ya trouble~! How about not telling the man you love you are still married?? Or opening a page saying how no one will tell you who to be friends with?? That you are NOT getting married~! And how about that cancer....do you really have it?? Doesn't look like you are sick.... HONEY...don't fuck with me cause you ain't seen trouble yet....BITCH~!!!!!!!

My Favorite Christmas Song
Little Drummer Boy: Lyrics Come they told me, pa rum pum pum pum A new born King to see, pa rum pum pum pum Our finest gifts we bring, pa rum pum pum pum To lay before the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, So to honor Him, pa rum pum pum pum, When we come. Little Baby, pa rum pum pum pum I am a poor boy too, pa rum pum pum pum I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum That's fit to give the King, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, Shall I play for you, pa rum pum pum pum, On my drum? Mary nodded, pa rum pum pum pum The ox and lamb kept time, pa rum pum pum pum I played my drum for Him, pa rum pum pum pum I played my best for Him, pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum Me and my drum.

Something Thats Just Iritating Me Right Now !
Ok so for most of my friends u know that i work in the medical field .. and i just read a mumm that has some of the most ignorant , retarded fucking statements regarding MRSA .. believe me the people who left these comments are the reason why MRSA is such a problem now ! ... i'm going to set the record as straight as i can ! Here is the original Mumm posting that i responded to ....There has been a recent Staph out break in this area and 50% of people that have open wounds or lung problems that attend the ER are being diagnosed with Staph infection it is a new strain that is harder to treat. They are warning people about going to the ER. This new staph infection has so far killed 10 people! OMG does that scare me!I'm going to a regular Doctor now and his nurse just called me and told me all this. Its a good thing that I'm on antibiotics again this is the 12th day 10 with the antibiotic that gave me a kidney infection and 2 on the new on to treat both infections! I deff have staph. The

Quotes From Thorn
Quotes By Thorn • It’s better to be a open sinner than a false saint • Master yourself or become enslaved by others • Nothing fails quicker than doing nothing • The weak never fail. Only strong are capable of failing • Easy conditions breed weak people. Adversity breeds warriors. • Establish world peace, kill everyone • One man can change the world…… with enough ammunition. • God made man in his own image, Satan in hers. • Make life happen, don’t wait for it to happen • When faced with an unavoidable conflict, strike first. • A hero is someone who steps up when every one else backs down. • Death greets us all, but I will allow my enemies to be received first.

Jeff Hammond Nascar On Fox - Helping By Laughing
Gas 'n Go: Staying power FOX race analyst Jeff Hammond led Darrell Waltrip to two of DW's three Winston Cup championships as his crew chief. They also teamed to win the 1989 Daytona 500 Helping by laughingBy Jeff Hammond / FOXSports.com / NASCAR On FOX:With the holiday season right around the corner, I want to remind everybody to go out and buy my buddy Lee Roy Mercer's comedy CD. I don't want you to forget what it means when you take the time to spend some money on one of his CDs because he's punked some pretty cool guys, including Jack Roush, Tony Stewart and Cale Yarborough. It's a great stocking stuffer, and you'll get a great laugh out of it. It also benefits Victory Junction Gang Camp. I can't tell you how important Kyle and Pattie Petty's place is in Randleman, N.C. They've got to have money to continue doing what they're doing during the off-season, just like they do during the season. It's a great opportunity during the holidays to put one of these CDs in somebody's stoc

Cleaning House
With all the changes to this site,such as the recent ANNOYING change to the bartab along with my boredom and recent level of Fubarlord (which really has showed me that levels mean abosolutely nothing since i am not online enuff to rate 1500 people a day) I have decided to really clean out my friends list. I will be deleting a major portion of accounts my friends and fan-of list. I dont talk to but a handfull of people really, and those are the people I will be keeping. I will gladly accept new friend requests but if people just add me for points, ill take them right off. im not trying to be a snob, its just becoming pointless to me to keep adding and adding people I dont talk to or even leave anything on my page. So those of you that I do chat with, I will keep you on. For those that i havent talk to in awhile, if you are reading this and still want to stay on my friends list, just shoot me a msg and ill keep ya on the list. For those that i delete before you read this, if u want back

What A Silly Sod
i got back off my holiday last night and i had to spend most of today in a+e at my local hospital I FELL ON THE STAIRS AND SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BREAK MY FOOT but at least i see the funny side of it i have a bright pink cast on it back from hospital and i have managed to damage 3 ligaments and break a bone in my foot t is a nice shade of black at the moment

Being Thankful To Our Military
I just wanted to tell everyone if you are thankful for being alive and well and safe at home then every time you pray please remember the ones who make this all possible for us all because they are total strangers to most of us as we are to them yet they put their lives on the line for us all each and every day and many of them never get the chance to see their families again before the die for our country so no matter how bad you have it just remember there is always someone worse off than you and be thankful for what you have and give our military all our blessings and prayers and thank them and god each day that we are alive and well thanks to them.... God Bless All Who Read This.....And Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas And Have A Whoop-ass New Year! - From Lee Roy Mercer
Merry Christmas and have a Whoop-Ass New Year! Lee Roy wants this to be the most WHOOP-ASS holiday you have ever seen. Visit the Whoop-Ass Store today to shop for everyone on your list, naughty or nice. Since this time of year can put a real dent in your pockets we've put together some whoop-ass deals for you... * Free Trial Subscription to Sports Illustrated magazine with purchase * Save 10% on all orders over $50 (offer good through Dec 21) We've got a new payment option called Bill Me Later.* For a limited time all purchases made using Bill Me Later qualify for two special offers: * Free Standard Shipping On All Orders! * 90 Days Same as Cash for Orders Over $199! *Credit approval required for new accounts - Bill Me Later is only available for US Residents and addresses. GONE RACIN', The First NASCAR Driver Prank Call CD In History! You can also place an order by phone by calling 877-MUSIC77 [877-687-4277]. [9am - 12am Monday Thru Th

Bound For A New Adventure
I believe I am no longer destined to be in this world. I cant deal with all the crap anymore. I have been here before but this time there is no one here to stop me. I am bound for a new adventure. The Ultimate adventure. I was in pain in this world, but where I am going I will no longer be in pain. Everyone wil be better off without me around causing pain and trouble. To all of my friends, I cherished your friendship more than any of you will ever know. If I made your lives hell at one point or another I am sorry. To my family, I am sorry but you knew this was coming. To my husband, I love you more than life itself which is why i have decided to embark on this journey. I can no longer watch myself hurt you anymore. I realize that my death will hurt you, but grief soon fades. Do not mourn for me. Just remember who I was before all the medications and mental illness. I was happy once and will be again. To my children, I loved you with all my heart and soul. I am not taking my life becau

My Favorite Song
Stealin' Cinderella by Chuck Wicks I come to see her Daddy For sitdown, man to man It wadn't any secret I'd be askin' for her hand I guess it's why he left me waiting In the livin' room by myself With at least a dozen pictures of her Sittin' on a shelf (She was) playin Cinderella (She was) ridin her first bike And Bouncin' on the bed And lookin' for a pillow fight Runnin' through the sprinkler With a big popsicle grin Dancin' with her Dad Lookin' up at him In her eyes I'm Prince Charming But to him im just some fella Ridin' in and stealin' Cinderella I leaned in towards those pictures To get a better look at one When I heard a voice behid me say, 'Now, ain't she somethin', son' I said, 'Yeah, shes quite a woman' And he just atared at me And I just realized in his eyes She would always be (She was) playin Cinderella (She was) ridin her first bike And Bouncin' on the bed And lookin' for a pillow fight Runnin' through the sprinkler With a b

Drama
Is it just human nature to want to cause shit? Why must someone always open their mouth and let the sewage seep? I guess it's my bad for believing people and thinking deep down they are good. When in reality, you never really know a person, really, truly know them. Do you? I'm not going to let a little childish drama get in the way of me being happy- but wanted to rant, so here it is. The players in this game know who they are- The important one knows where he stands with me, and I'll be here when you're ready- if at all. In the mean time, the rest of you, in this game, can kiss my ass and fuck off :) have a nice day.

Its Tonight Ya'll
Just a reminder that tonight is our fu marriage to the lovely and sexy dream goddess. We hope to see you all there. Clicking on the link in the invite doesnt work so i will put it below so you can cut and paste it in your browser. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=52631

First Graders Mind
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. 1. Don't change horses until they stop running. 2. Strike while the bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but How? 6. Don't bite the hand that looks dirty. 7. No news is impossible 8. A miss is as good as a Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new Math 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust Me. 12. The pen is mightier than the pigs. 13. An idle mind is the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's pollution. 15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents. 16. A

Holiday Eating Tips
Holiday Eating Tips 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it!!!! Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's

How To Deal W Todays Youth
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Shoe Shopping!
Yay I am going to the naughty store and getting me some fuck-me shoes. I don't know what I willw alk out with, probably end up spending half my pay if not more. Anyone else like a kid in a candy store in those places? I mean shit, I should buy stock in the fucker.

Sex Survey
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? just about anything as long as its rough!!! :) What is something you have always wanted to try? hmm dunno ive pretty much tried it all What is something you have never done in bed before?i cant think of a damn thing lol What time of day do you like to have sex? anytime is good for me What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? his eyes and hands all over my body :)) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? A long time, I love kissing If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? sometimes excited sometimes i dont care either way Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? nope Have you ever faked an orgasm? Ummm haven't we all... lol What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? my tummy Do you have any sexual regrets? Not a single one If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? i dont know cuz how co

Posse
THESE ARE IN ORDER OF PRIORITY, CONTESTS THEN GIVE AWAYS. MAKE SURE YOU RATE THEM ALL. PLEASE KEEP INTOUCH WITH MIZZ SHADY OR MS. RETTA IF YOU NEED TO BE ADDED. MIZZ SHADY NEEDS 10,000 FOR A VIP AND A TOTAL OF 50,000 FOR A HAPPY HOUR. MUAH, WE ALL LOVE MZ. SHADY BOTH OF THESE NEED 25,000 EACH. SIMPLE! WOW A VIP FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. THIS IS IT BABES...HIT BOOBOO SHE ONLY NEEDS 60,000 AND BECAUSE I LOVE MY FRIENDS STOP BY AND SHOW THESE SOME LOVIN', ****THIS WILL BE POSTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE REPOST EVERYTIME YOU READ IT.**** (repost of original by '*MsRetta**S*U*P* Here We GO STEELERS***' on '2007-12-11 10:01:49')

It's Such An Addiction.
I've seen Silverstein four times this year in concert. I've told myself over and over that they aren't one of my mandatory bands. I just found out there playing somewhere close in February and the only thing that popped in my head was Shane. I think I'm just addicted to Shane. The best part is that I'm basically fraternizing with the enemy. *Ruby knows what I mean.

Amber Alert
Posted online: December 10, 2007 11:08 PM Print publication date: 12/11/2007 Comment on this story By Brian Krans, bkrans@qconline.com Davenport police issued a nationwide bulletin Monday for a missing 5-year-old Bettendorf girl after her grandmother was charged with concealing her location. The girl, the daughter of Melissa Thomas of Bettendorf, is believed to be with an aunt, Michelle Carroll, 46, en route to Lehigh Township, Penn. Davenport police Capt. David Struckman said an Amber Alert wasn't warranted in the case. "We don't believe the child is in any danger," he said. "The main concern is the welfare of the child." Meanwhile, the child's grandmother, Sally Ann Carmichael, 64, of Davenport, has been charged in Scott County with child stealing, a Class C felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The girl was staying with her grandmother over the weekend at 1000 Blythwood Place because Ms. Thomas suspected that her electricity would b

2nd Wrap Today
I did a wrap on my belly on Saturday. I was 39 1/2" around my gut. I did the wrap on myself, and in 45 mins, I was 38" around. Today, 72 hours later, is time for wrap #2. I am at 38", and we shall see how much I loose in 45 mins. I have a pic of my gut at 39 1/2", I'll take a pic today of the results of just two wraps. I'll post them here in a blog, so be sure to check back. Laters...

Waiting For The Band To Arrive
I believe there were seven, Possibly eight…it is fairly hazy Through the looking glass Pearl City, Hawaii...circa 1978 Saturday night at Little Orphan Annie’s “The Three Dollar High Open Bar”…I know, It’s too late to change it now, Told you it was hazy If you were there that night Raise your hands…I see, Well I know who was there We were there to see the band A Black Sabbath cover band How cool is that? Waiting in line outside “Let’s smoke a couple of joints” said Mr. Dye We still didn’t know We could do that inside Three dollar cover buys admittance Watered down well drinks As fast as you could For two hours And then you wait for the band… Hey, you smell that? Look over there…and there…wow, really? Cool! “Hey guys, I just met a dude” says one of The seven or eight, wait…one of them is me Could have been me “He’s selling microdot…wanna try it?” Well, we were thinking, good place to get ripped of

Once Upon A Broken Heart
Life is so unfair. Your heart goes here and your mind goes there. Why can't things just go right? Instead we always just fuss and fight. How can you just turn your feelings off and on While I sit here crying because your gone? My chest is aching, you broke my heart. You ripped it out and tore it apart. I so wanted to believe you had changed. So my life I rearanged. Now I'm not sure what to believe. If you ment what you said then why did you leave? So here we go again. I sit here wondering what might have been. Would the two of us have been happy together? Would we have made it to forever? I guess now we will never know. Just how far our love would go.

Plz Help Out My Good Friend
Let give some Holiday love to a very good friend of mine. He is trying so hard to win his very first Happy Hour and lacks only 75,000 comments. So if you could find a minute or two to help him out, it would be greatly appreciated. Much Love and Hugs.... ~ Alexa ~

Tired!!!!
The day has gone by so slow and i am really tired at this point and i would really like to go to bed and just sleep the rest of the day away that sounds like a good idea but i cant and it sucks major....... all i kno is im really tired and i want to go home and go to bed and just sleep............ thats all i want.....