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Fly Free - A Poem That Dragonslayer Wrote For Me. I Love You Man
There was a time when your heart did fly, As high and free as the birds in the sky, Remember the times your soul did sour, There in the freedom that you did adore. But somehow the trapper did come along, And took you from where you did belong, He put you there in a guilded cage, And kept you there day after day. And for a time for him you did sing, Not knowing that he had clipped your wings, Thinking that this was the life for you, But something in your heart said this is not true. And then one day, the man that had your care, Wandered away, chasing after other fares, Leaving you alone, no more to sing, Trapped in your cage with a broken wing. And so there you are thinking that you will die, Wishing again for the days when you could fly, As time goes by, you look for and escape, Cursing the man that trapped you to this fate. Then one day he makes a mistake, Giving you the chance to escape, The door to your cage has been left open, This is the day for wh

Dear Alcohol.....
Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings. However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences: 1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-girlfriends/boyfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? 2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatba

Lost
During the last twenty-four hours I have probably experienced the greatest humiliation to which I have ever been subjected. During these last twenty-four hours I have been handcuffed and chained, denied the chance to sleep, been without food and drink and been confined to a place without anyone knowing my whereabouts, imprisoned. Now I am beginning to try to understand all this, rest and review the events which began as innocently as possible. Last Sunday I and a few other girls began our trip to New York. We were going to shop and enjoy the Christmas spirit. We made ourselves comfortable on first class, drank white wine and looked forward to go shopping, eat good food and enjoy life. When we landed at JFK airport the traditional clearance process began. We were screened and went on to passport control. As I waited for them to finish examining my passport I heard an official say that there was something which needed to be looked at more closely and I was directed to the work station

Why Do People Have To Have Loud Music In Their Car?
Why do people have to have loud music in their car? I mean if you cant hear the other cars going by and you get into an accident i think your insurance should go up 10 fold if u are the one causing the accident and ur music was so loud that you did not pay attention

New Club Members
I just returned from visiting 2 high schools and I was able to register 62 students into the new nursing club between the two schools. This is exciting... it is all going forward. Going to two more high schools next week.... this is very exciting how this is all happening so quickly.

Printerz Are Really Stupid People
In the past 2 dayz, ive run in2 really just DUMB problemz with printerz being able 2 deal with my artwork. I know i have alot of experience, BUT i am also using older programz, meaning, anyone with UPDATED sofware just alwayz be a step ahead of me. In turn whats happening is i'm finding myself in a position 2 have 2 tell the printers how 2 do their jobz.....Read on... 12/11/07 A client wanted a copy of their CD artwork printed at the copy shop. The Artwork was 1300 pixels @ 72 dpi. Translated into hi res this would be 5.25 in at 300dpi. Unfortunately, the printer had no clue how 2 resize the artwork without resampling the dpi and told my client they could print it out but it would take a day 2 get it for them since they couldnt resize it. My client had 2 come all the way back across town 4 me 2 resize the artwork (ONE MOUSECLICK) so that it could be printed out. 12/12/07 I created a thsirt design with color separations for their screenprinter. The screen printer cant open photosh

Walk In The Park
We decided to spend the day at the park, just the two of us. Due to our hectic work schedules, we'd not had a lot of time recently to devote to each other. After walking hand in hand for awhile, we stop and turn to face each other. You pull me to you, embrace me and kiss me deeply.Oh what your kisses do to me! I look deep into your eyes and feel my body start to tingle. A sensual warmth spreads throughout my entire being. I want you and I can't wait until we get home. I lean into you and whisper in your ear how much I want you. I see that you feel the same way by the look in your eyes and the sign of your interest growing in your pants. I grab your hand and lead you to a small clearing in the trees, out of the main sight of the general public, but not completely hidden either. I get down on my knees in front of you and slowly unzip your pants and open them enough to let your now rock hard member loose. I am almost drooling at the sight of you! I run my tongue up your shaft and ligh

Personal Issues
I don't understand quite a few things in life! But the thing I really don't understand right now is why some people on her seem to think I'm blowing them off or I don't wnt to be their friend, because I'm not on here all of the time or at the same time they are! Some of you know, right know I'm having some personal issues in my life. I'm having a lot of trouble finding a job, i'm not being paid from my last job and I suffer from depression and other problems to the point that I just sometimes don't want to get out of bed! I just want everyone to know, I'm not trying to push any friends I have made here away! I'm dealing with my personal demons in my own way right now, please just support me by praying for me and letting me know you care. Thanks!

Engineering Investigation Teams Have Been Assigned To Analyze The Eco Sensor System On Atlantis.
Atlantis To launch No Earlier Than Jan. 2, 2008 Image Above: Space shuttle Atlantis stands on Launch Pad 39A at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Photo credit: NASA/George Shelton Dec. 12 - 3:48 p.m. EST NASA's Space Shuttle Program is working with two teams of engineers to evaluate issues that arose with the engine cutoff sensor system during the launch countdown for space shuttle Atlantis’ STS-122 mission. One of the engineering investigation teams has been assigned to analyze the sensor system on Atlantis at the launch pad, and the other will focus on an in-depth investigation and includes engineers from throughout the agency. A centerpiece of the evaluation is scheduled for Tuesday when technicians will fill Atlantis’ external fuel tank with liquid hydrogen and watch how the fuel sensors behave. Special instruments will be used to relay pulses through the wiring of the sensor system to pinpoint the location of the problem. Space Shuttle Pro

Absence From Fubar
Hey all sorry i havent been around too much, ive been busy trying to get my life in order with very low results but i'll keep on trying. If you want to get ahold of me my cell carrier just got Mobile AIM so you can talk to me on there, my AIM name is Kiddragon81. Sorry i havent been around life has just been so busy and stressful. If you dont have aim then call me 772-985-3926

Why I Can't Hang Out In Lounges
Don't take me wrong, I love the lounges I belong to and would love to join more. The problem is the internet connection I am using just won't let me. Damn it. They eat up all of our band width. I blame Hughes Net, and for those of you that have this type of internet, you understand. We are working at getting a better connection, but its not going well. Cable doesn't come out this far and T 1 would cost us $500 a month. I just wanted to let everyone know this. Just because I don't accept an invite, doesn't mean I don't want to, I just can't.

Christmas Tree Search
There were two goobers who went deep into the woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures and a few close calls with hungry wolves, one goober turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

Brink Of Death
Twisted and turned Bodies entwined A deadly embrace Of conjoining minds, The brink of death, But lovers still. Hands through hair Moans catch air Lips meet harshly But melt together in the heat. Bodies one Hearts in time pound, Nails meet skin Leaving deep red lines, Passion grows In frenzied loss Pain become pleasure, Each calling the others name. Skin burns hot Only cooled by caressing lips Only to be fanned once more The two drowned in orgasmic flames. Breaths catch, And bodies lock As on the verge of death they walk. This is the road To which we walk When in lust we find life, But in the end we stand just out of reach of the gates of death.

Women's Favorite Words!!
Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up*. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare...not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you

Santa's Favorite Jokes
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter heaven. On entering they are told that they must present something "Christmassy." in order to get in. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some pine needles from the family's Christmas tree. He is let it. The second man presents a bow and some ribbon, from presents that were opened earlier in that night. So he is also allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?" To which he replies, "Oh, They're Carol's."

Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens Disoriented Are DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and... PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me. PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell you Why. DEPRESSION: Silent Anedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely. PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away). BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.

Christmas
On a famous TV game show the other night, A BLONDE contestant needed only to answer one more question. One simple question stood between her and ONE MILLION DOLLARS! "To be today's champion," the show's smiling host intoned, "name two of Santa's reindeer." The contestant, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that she had drawn such an easy question. "Rudolph!" she said confidently, "and, ...Olive!" The studio audience started to applaud (as the little sign above their heads said to do) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, "Yes, we'll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain... 'Olive?!?'" "You know," the woman circled her hand forward impatiently and began to sing, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer..."

Screwups
Everyone screws up, it's weather you have the guts to admit it, and try to make amends is the difference in being human or being a jerk. I think perhaps every night I should start my prayers with, Dear God, Forgive me for I screwed up today. I didn't mean to, it just happened, and I'll try to do better tomorrow, though, I know I'll screw up then too. PS, please give me the grace to forgive those who screw up against me. AMEN

Friends Or Not
I have been on Fubar for quite some time. This is my second account... the first one being Zealouskitten. I deleted the first account due to personal issues concerning my ex. I joined Fubar AKA CherrryTap in the first place as a means to meet people and have fun. Assuming that it was an adult site and that there would be adults on it. But like the old saying goes....NEVER assume anything!! It just amazes me the amount of immaturity and bs that here really is. Drama, lies, backstabbing, and fools that like to play with peoples minds and hearts. These people are the ones that really irritate the hell out of me. Some people are just a waste of webspace. I don't hold grudges or hate anyone. I have a little saying....when you were born you were crying and everyone else around you was crying...live your life so that when you die you are the one smiling and everyone else around you is crying. You make more friends by being yourself and keeping it real. Why do you have to lie about

Thermometers
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this particular brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ". Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, I am so glad I do not work in the Thermometer Quality Control Department at Johnson & Johnson."

Hey Yall
hello to all my FU friends! im having a bad week and ill be in and out but more off than on thank you all for the love i appreciate it and when im feeling better ill be back. everyone have a great week and i will talk at you all soon... for all the devils train riders~ ill be back to fan and rate you as soon as i can dont be upset if its not tomorrow.. bunny p.s. *muah* :D

Hans
Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up Nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said " let's hafe da finkers and I'll see vhat I can do." Hans said, " I hafen't got da finkers." Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?' he asked. "Lordy, it's 2007....!! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! vhy didn't you brink da finkers?" Hans responded: " how da fock vas I supposed to pick dem up?"

Reality And Fubar
I have been on Fubar for quite some time. This is my second account... the first one being Zealouskitten. I deleted the first account due to personal issues concerning my ex. I joined Fubar AKA CherrryTap in the first place as a means to meet people and have fun. Assuming that it was an adult site and that there would be adults on it. But like the old saying goes....NEVER assume anything!! It just amazes me the amount of immaturity and bs that here really is. Drama, lies, backstabbing, and fools that like to play with peoples minds and hearts. These people are the ones that really irritate the hell out of me. Some people are just a waste of webspace. I don't hold grudges or hate anyone. I have a little saying....when you were born you were crying and everyone else around you was crying...live your life so that when you die you are the one smiling and everyone else around you is crying. You make more friends by being yourself and keeping it real. Why do you have to li

Crass Men
I had to block my first fubarian today. It would really be nice to come across a man who isn't coming at me d*ck first. Maybe just maybe if there were more genuine men, there would be less woman that felt the only thing they had to offer a man was tits and ass. Make them work for it, they aren't gonna take you home for more than anything than a bootilicous good time. Now don't get me wrong, I am far from being a prude, but I don't dig simple minded men, the ones that can't think passed the 1st level in Maslow's heirarchy. I love men, just not the crass kind. Soooooooooo if you are reading this and were thinking about shouting at me to talk sexy to you on the computer, move forward. Thank you.

Adult - Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas– Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works! I’ve busted my ass for damn near a year, Instead of ‘Thanks Santa’– what do I hear? The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money– The reindeer all fight. Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter, They say I owe taxes– if that ain’t damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days– they all are the pits They want the impossible– Those mean little shits I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls… Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo’s– No request for them, They want computers and r

Maybe
MAYBE Maybe someone's out there who's thinking of me Wishing that somehow he would soon see me Maybe out there, somebody's longing to be with me Praying that soon, he could then be with me. Maybe somewhere in the world, someone is waiting Wanting to be with me so bad that he's hurting Maybe somewhere in the midst of busy life, Someone's wishing that I could be his wife. Maybe sometime in my life someone would come And tell me that in search for me, the world he roamed Maybe sometime in my life he would come And whisper to me gently that with me, he's finally home. Maybe tonight someone's dreaming of me Hoping that when he wakes up, it's me he would see Maybe tonight, someone's deeply loving me Wanting nothing else but just to be loved by me. Maybe somewhere, someone loves me so much He'd share his life with me and my whole life he'd touch Maybe somewhere, someone longs to hear me call Or maybe, yes, I realized, maybe there is none at all

The Night Before Christmas
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS by Clement Clarke Moore 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of sugar- plums danced in their heads; And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below, When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, With a little old driver, so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick. More rapid than eagle

Hop On....
This is my first Train!!! All you have to do is Fan, Rate and Add The Rules Are Simple. You must add fan,rate and add the host..... 1 Must fan, rate and add all riders... 2 Send me a private message telling me you are finished adding everyone and then I Will Add You 3 When Adding Others on my Train pls put Chocolate Bunnys Train Or You Will NOT BE ADDED!!! 4 Level 1 must have a Picture fudgesicle33@ fubar ReallyThick@ fubar *Sweetlips*L.U.V.CLUB .*DEMON CREW FAMILY*LOW RIDERS LOUNGE GREETER*THE SISTERHOOD*@ fubar ¤£a$T ? oƒ Å ? D¥in ßR??d¤ ÅKÅ~ §€XÏ £i£ ß*TÇh ~IBN ~@ fubar EmilyIMAX™ "THE IMAX EXPERIENCE~see more, hear more, feel more"@ fubar ~JoAnna~*Happy Holidays~~Leave my presents under my tree* thanks!@ fubar girlnextdoor***married to Sandro*** still totally lost and insane@ fubar Þøóµ ßêå® Greeter of Bi chics house of pain

God's Gift~ Ty Mark My Sweet Friend
God's Gift One day when God felt generous, He looked down at me and smiled, "Since I feel so magnanimous, I'd like to give you something, child." He asked me what I wanted, I said, "Oh, really nothing more, You've done so much already." He said, "That's what God is for." "You have been pretty good," He said, I know there's not much that you seek, I will pick a little something, Just to make your life complete." With great anticipation, I looked forward to my gift, I wondered what God had in mind, That would give me such a lift. "This gift," God said, "You realize, Bears some responsibility, So, if you accept my present, You must be willing to agree... "To offer unconditionally, A section or a part, Of more than half of you, The larger portion of your heart." "Okay, God," I answered, "Since in You, I always trust, I'll meet your obligation, In the manner that I must." To myself, I thought, wow, what a gift, For so much of me, God's asked, N

Poem
As I walk through the woods at night, A shadow awaits to lead me to the light, As I sit and prosper what this might be, I start to wander is this really for me. As I walk further wandering what it is, A voice speaks out to me and says put your hand in mine, Before I do I stop to think, Am I dead or will I awake. As I take his hand I start to see, How my life was really meant to be, A lesson is learned as you might see, There really is a GOD for you and me.

Yeah Sure
You know I sit here on a daily basis and deal with crap that well I shouldent have to deal with.. I had to go out with my twins today in the flippin cold to be told that it was a appointment mistake and that some other things need to be dealt with before they can do what they need to do on my end.. then I find out that my twins have 2 last names WTF. I never gave them two last names. Where in the hell did this come from?? Well apparently while I was laid up in the hospital the "father" of the boys decided to alter some of the paperwork that I had filled out and had waiting for the staff to pick up. See when I was in the hospital I woke up to him staring at me in my room. I never invited him and never told him that I was there yet he managed to find me and make his way to my room and then give my boys his last names as well as mine. Well since then he has thought it bright to run off and be nowhere to be found and now I have to find his ass and I dont want to. They are telling m

Christmas For The Troops!
We can not forgeth those that are out there risking their lives for us here on the homeland. Not able to be with their family during this holiday season. Everytime you call or just wish someone marry christmas think about that. Everytime you get to hug a family memeber for the holidays think of those that cant be with theirs on this season. We all have love for all of you. Merry Christmas and God Bless all of you. Hope you get to be with your family as soon as possible.

Pfffft...come On Already
In response to a mumm that i have read today, and most of the comments on it I would just like to share something with you all...(well at least the apx.20 of you that actually read my blogs).... (oh and I'm not pointing that finger at any of you, I just have been really bothered by this since I read that mumm this morning) **comment that I left on the mumm** I have read most of the comments on this MUMM and I am a little .... perplexed ...!! I am a big girl. I am working on it. for me because I want to. BBW - now I don't necessarily like the term, BUT...it fits what I think of myself, I am big, I am beautiful (even if people don't agree), and I am a woman. HOWEVER, I do not like to be called a BBW, because of all the negative things that I hear, namely like some of the comments that I have read here. If you don't like a woman, because of her size, whether you are male or female, then you are a shallow ass person, because we are reall people to, and our personalities and what

Sex Positions
The "hottest" sex positions are the best sex positions and allow both you and your partner to experience the greatest pleasure and come to an orgasm. Seems obvious, right? But it’s amazing how many otherwise intelligent people totally miss this point. Men are often guilty of wanting to perform the kind of athletic, acrobatic, frequently-changing "sex position" style of intercourse they see in their favorite porn thinking that a woman will be impressed by their stamina and creativity, while women are often guilty of going along with what the guy wants in hopes that he’s taken their pleasure into account as well. Unfortunately this doesn’t usually happen. Some men are totally clueless and think only of how to get to their own orgasm as quickly as possible, while others want to please their partners but erroneously think this means “performing well” by keeping their erection going as long as possible. Neither works well because both have forgotten the golden key to great sex – a

"for The Ladies"
A MUST READ LIPSTICK INFORMATION: Something to consider Next time you go shopping for Lipstick...... This comes from someone Who works in the breast cancer unit at Mt. Sinai Hospital , in Toronto From: Dr. Nahid Neman If there is a female you care anything about, Share this with her. I did!!!!! I am also sharing this with the males on my e-mail list,Because they need to tell the females THEY care about as well! Recently a lipstick brand called "Red Earth" Decreased their prices from $67 to $9.90. It contained lead. Lead is a chemical which causes cancer. The lipstick brands that contain lead are: CHRISTIAN DIOR,LANCÔME,CLINIQUE,Y.S.L, ESTEE LAUDER,SHISEIDO,RED EARTH (Lip Gloss) CHANEL (Lip Conditioner) MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK. The higher the lead content, The greater the chance of causing cancer. After doing a test on lipsticks, It was found that the Y.S.L. Lipstick Contained the most amount of lead. Watch out f

Yule
Yule Lore (December 21st) Yule, (pronounced EWE-elle) is when the dark half of the year relinquishes to the light half. Starting the next morning at sunrise, the sun climbs just a little higher and stays a little longer in the sky each day. Known as Solstice Night, or the longest night of the year, much celebration was to be had as the ancestors awaited the rebirth of the Oak King, the Sun King, the Giver of Life that warmed the frozen Earth and made her to bear forth from seeds protected through the fall and winter in her womb. Bonfires were lit in the fields, and crops and trees were "wassailed" with toasts of spiced cider. Children were escorted from house to house with gifts of clove spiked apples and oranges which were laid in baskets of evergreen boughs and wheat stalks dusted with flour. The apples and oranges represented the sun, the boughs were symbolic of immortality, the wheat stalks portrayed the harvest, and the flour was accomplishment of triumph, light, and lif

Oh What A Nite...
Well besides my redneck xmas song....that is on a prior entry....and leveling up as much as I have >:) I was busy! Gonna be busy tonite too! I am trying to get myself up in my leveling. So far so good. Trying to add all my friends that I had...so if I see a name I kno of scrolling on the bar...I have been adding them. LOL... Damn this sucks ass..but oh well...it will all work out...besides...its just a site...yea thats what I keep telling myself.... I am craving Cookies and Cream ice cream...pay day isnt until tomorrow. I had to use my card a day early before payday to get gas. It was 2.87 a gallon and I jumped on that chance...then I saw this morning where it went to 2.83...LOL. Oh well... Well I am gonna get for now...watching my South Park... Take it easy and PLEASE VOTE ON MY PICS AND SUCH! Look for a Blast here soon!

Ben Stein
A lot of truth in this The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around

Wives Duties...(love Us Canadian Woman)
>>>Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given >>>their new wives duties. >>> >>>Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had >>>told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house >>>cleaning that needed to be done at their house. He said that it >>>took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean >>>house and the dishes were all washed and put away. >>> >>>Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had >>>given his wife orders that she was to do all the house, >>>cleaning,dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day >>>he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the >>>third day,his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a >>>huge dinner on the table. >>> >>>The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told >>>her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes >>>washed,lawn mowed, laundry washed

Again A Poem From My Crush
"What I Love About You... The sparkle in your eye, The warmth of your skin. Your breath on my neck, That quivers within. The touch of your hand, The smell of your hair. The kindness in your smile, That strength in your stare. Your kiss on my lips, Your body near mine. The stroke of your touch, That feeling inside. The sound of your voice, Compassion in your embrace. The serenity in your stride, The power in your face. The calming of your presence, The beating of your heart. The promise of tomorrow, That we may never part. The beauty of your kiss, and that magic in your touch. It is for all these reasons and more, Why I love you so much."

Just A Lil Somethin I Wrote To Make Someones Mind Wander, Lol (he Knows Who He Is)
your boat rubs on something, drags and scratches, you sit up abruptly already scared, terrified of whats gonna happen next sunburnt chapped lips and pail, looking over the side only to see you've come across a deserted island. you struggle to get over the edge to touch land again, after several days of drifting you lay in the warm sand. Drained and exhausted head resting on the ground, eyes fluttering struggelling to stay opened. laying there you think to yourself, finally i have the strength eyes fluttering opened, looking around a bit dazed and to your surprise, you see a young beautiful long brown haired brown eyed woman. she's hovering over you, looking in to u'r eye's. you realize she is standing there with nothing on, nipples slighty exsposed through her long hair, and long enough it covers everything else. still exhausted u struggle to get up only to find your naked. this young woman leans to help you gently eases you to lay back down stroking the back

This Is Beautiful Ty Debbie Love You
Far away in Bethlehem, a Baby Boy was born; Born with neither riches nor with fame, Yet Wise Men came from all around to bring to Him their gifts, And peace was felt by all who heard His name. Angels watched Him as He slept, and gently rocked His bed; Their voices singing softly in His ear; His Mother and His Father both gave thanks to God above For the greatest gift of all, their Son, so dear. They knew His life upon this earth would not be filled with wealth, They also knew He would encounter strife; But most of all, they knew that He would be a loving Child, And teach the love of God throughout His life. At Christmas, as we celebrate this Birth of Jesus Christ, Let's keep in mind the truth of Christmas Day; For it's not the Christmas wrappings, nor the gifts that lie within, But our gift of love to others in every way... "Merry Christmas" & God Bless Your Friend always, Debbie

Sometimes
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there,to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson,or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be possibly your roommate, neighbor, professor, long lost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger, but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way.And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat r

Come Into These Arms Again....
Come into these arms again and lay your body down The rhythm of this trembling heart is beating like a drum It beats for you, it bleeds for you it knows not how it sounds For it is the drum of drums it is the song of songs Once I had the rarest rose that ever deemed to bloom Cruel winter chilled the bud and stole my flower too soon Oh loneliness, Oh hopelessness to search the ends of time For there is in all the world no greater love than mine. .. still falls the rain.. .. still falls the night.. .. damned forever.. Let me be the only one to keep you from the cold Now the floor of heaven is laid the stars are bright as gold They shine for you, they shine for you they burn for all to see Come into these arms again and set this spirit free.

Dudes!, Don't Let This Happen To You!!
OK, heres the funny for the Week!!!.Enjoy! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Mango Margaritas
Mango Margaritas Recipe courtesy ?Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade Desserts,? Miramax Books, 20 Show: Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee Episode: Spring Fiesta Mango Margaritas Sugar, for rim of glasses 1/2 lime, cut into quarters 1/2 cup tequila 2/3 cup mango nectar 3 tablespoons bottled lime juice 1 cup ice cubes Spread a thin layer of sugar on a saucer. Run 1 lime wedge around rim of 2 margarita or martini glasses. Press rims into sugar on saucer to create narrow sugared edge on each glass. In a cocktail shaker or small pitcher, combine tequila, mango nectar, lime juice and ice cubes. Shake or stir vigorously for 30 seconds. Strain equal amounts into each glass. Squeeze juice from 1 lime piece into each drink and drop lime piece in. Serve immediately.

Lmfao - Christmas Tree
So.. I've been a bit of a slacker... in previous years my tree would be up and out the day after Christmas... sadly last year I just could muster up the spirit to put it up... (this shames me but we weren't home anyhow)... so today I finally say DAMNIT I'm going to quit feeling blah and I'm going to put this damn tree up. First however... I have to dig it out of the shed.. which is out my backyard and down a hill... which generally wouldn't be worth mentioning normally.... So I pull on my shoes.... wrap myself in my columbia college hoody and head out the back door.... I breathe in that fresh cold air and notice everything is starting to melt away... cool I think this should be simple....until I take my first step.... and crunch... no big deal... the ice broke away and it's maybe a centimeter then... the grass is even still green beneath and I can see the ground... so I'm walking and I have to duck under the clothes line that I put up last summer... as the ground starts to curve

Would Be For Our Mom Helen
I HAVE THOUGHT WITH ALL MY HEART , IF I COULD GIVE MY MAN KAGE , ONE THING THAT WOULD BE THE GIFT . WOULD BE MOM HELEN TO BE WELL , THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT GIFT OF ALL , ONLY ALL I CAN GIVE HIM IS ALL MY LOVE , ALL MY SUPPORT , ALL OF MY BEING WITH IN ME. ALL MY GIVING IN MY LOVE FOR HIM , TAKE THE HURT , THE ACHE AWAY . KAGE , I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU , I WILL BE YOURS AND YOURS ALONE , THROUGH THE ROCKY ROADS AHEAD , THE TURNS THE TWISTS AND WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS TOGETHER BABY . I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART YOUR OLE LADY CHERIE FOREVER . (WROTE 12/12/07 ) CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW

Completed A Survey- Results?
Mixed Drink: You're young, fun, goodlooking and tasty. You like to stir things up. You're a Mixed Drink! And with all of those ingredients, and funky names, your probably also on the high-maintenance side as well. But you deserve the attention.

Throwing Around The Words "i Love You"
Throwing around the words"I LOVE YOU" Current mood: bummed Category: Blogging I find it really disgusting how people can throw around the words that are suppose to mean the most in this life. I have never said I love you and not meant it. And How does one fall in love so easy and fast? How can people really fall out of love and in love over a small period of time? I think the answers to those questions are people want things their way, are in lust, or they just need to hear or have someone need them. I rememeber the love that my parents had...it was a love that I really can't explain but mom lived for my dad! She would have done ANYTHING for him. He loved her yes and I know that but she was the bond that held them together. My mom was the best example of love that there ever was to me. She was a woman of honor and stayed with my dad regardless of the problems they suffered. For better or worse...in sickness and in health...til death do us part...Wonder where this

The Rowdy Bar Changed Its Name To The Southern Pride Bar
to all the members we are changing the name of the bar to THE SOUTHERN PRIDE BAR we will post a message and let every one know when it reopens we will have a grand reopening when it opens so all yall come and check out the new bar

Poetry
The Dream Her arms reach out to touch him, yet he is not close enough.She says to be gentle and he is intamitally rough. She hears him whispering and moaning into her ear,saying all the things she has longed to hear. He carresses her moist body, as they begin to sweat.She jerks with excitement, the closer he gets. She feels his lips on her body and she begins to sway. She moans with rythm as he begins to play. She feels her body tense as her dream comes to an end, but he doesn't go away for she dreams of him again. Julie

Why Parents Drink.... Lol
Why parents drink The boss wondered why one of his most valued employee had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. "Hello ?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes" whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered,"No" Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered,"No" Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?" "Yes," whispered the child," a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", wispered the child. "Busy doing what?" "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard

Shows I Like To Watch
im sitting here bawling watching a brit show called how to look good naked. such a good show dealing with ppls insecurities. hes teaching women how to love their bodies with gentle tips. and i just want to meet him. so kirsty...your in the UK, i want you to look up this show and tell me what you think. i love shows like this cause its teaching me how to feel better as well. and who doesnt want to feel the love?

** Do You Need A Laugh? Check This Out If U Do **
If you need a giggle today, this may be for you. I just received it in email so thought I'd share it around ;o) These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. __________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year. ______________________________________ Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reebok's. ______________________________________ Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? _____________________________________ Q: What was the

Christmas Tree...
I have got a christmas tree and a mistletoe on my profile, and I have yet to get any gifts or kisses. (I feel so unloved) So please stop by and put some presents under the tree for me and give me some kisses while your there.

Cashew Butter & Cashew Chicken
Homemade Cashew Butter Recipe courtesy Emeril Lagasse, 2003 Show: Emeril Live Episode: In a Nutshell Cashews are highly perishable and can turn rancid quickly due to their high oil content. Choose vacuum-packed jars or cans over cellophane packaging. Store cashews in a cool, dry place in an airtight container to avoid absorption of other food odors. Cashew butter can be used in place of peanut butter, or as an ingredient in cookies, spreads or other dishes. If desired, substitute peanuts for the cashews to make Homemade Peanut Butter. 2 cups unsalted roasted cashews 2 to 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon sugar, optional In a food processor or blender, combine the nuts, 2 tablespoons of the oil, the salt, and the sugar, if desired. Process on high speed for 30 seconds. Scrape down the sides with a rubber spatula and process to desired smoothness, adding more oil, 1 teaspoon at a time, if a smoother butter is desired. Adjust the seasoning, to taste

Royal Casino In Reno
Tables full of the cards This place is full of security guards People standing, money is demanding Yet this place of doom can quickly consume Everything dollar and every possesion in your room Noise is all around you, tv screens up in the air Bar on the left, a scenery you cannot compare To walk away with less then you walked in, is that fair? Question is why do people risk? Is it something they just cannot resist Everything is going well as many can tell People are drinking, eating and gambling as usual To think of a plan to disrupt such is cruel Here he with a mask, planning to carry out a diffucult task Camera's everywhere, this area is not prepared for a scare Why does this man think his actions are fair? Marches like a soldier, shooting every camera in sight 2 other men dressed just like him turn off the light People scream loud as they can Back up generator kicks in, interesting occurence tonight Masked men fire, shooting the guards killing them

Skinny Vs Big
everybodys doen mumms bout skinny gurls vs big gurls n rather or not big is in, im sorry i believe fat gurls are the realist women yull meet skinny women take to much time tryna perfect themselves n to me thats fake, being real is not changen who u r but living wit the results, u may not agree but i learned now days u can sit next to a skinny gurl n she gun give u 10 reasons to hate them in less then 5 minutes n then u can sit next to a big gurl n find 10 reasons why u wanna b they friend. big men n women kno how to have fun, i aint ashamed to admit im a fat ass n i luv it n u can either luv it to or theres 3 other directions u can pick 1 an walk cuz im always gun be alright

Good One
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move." "Oh," said the man. Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible, "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincolns' clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man. "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Boyfriend Application
sEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! Ladies TiTLE iT "BOYFRiEND APPLiCATiON" Fellas TiTLE iT "" GiRLFRiEND APPLiCATION Some of these questions are dumbe so feel free to add some of your own, of course answer and then have me fill it out! 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. 5. Hobbies: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you c

Copy
I'm suppose to have my next ultrasound soon. I'm almost 18 weeks and they're going to schedule it between 20 and 22 weeks... if the baby cooperates they should be able to figure out the sex. I wanted to know if you'd like to be there for it. ...I don't really expect you to say yes but I think I hope you will. There isn't much particpation that you can do right now- but this is something. It's an amazing experience to see the baby and hear the heartbeat. Anyways, please let me know. Oh and you never answered my question about whether or not you wanted copies of the last one... - Cheryl Check your messages and you'll see that in your inbox. I'm think I may be a bit desperate at this point. Damn hormones. XOXO

Cranberry Muffins
I made these this morning for breakfast. Yum! 2 C. whole wheat pastry flour 1/2 C.non-instant dry milk 1 t. baking powder 1 t. baking oda 1 T. sesame oil 3/4 C. honey grated peel of 1 lemon and 1 clementine Juice of half a lemon 1 egg 6 oz. raw cranberries boiled in the juice of half a lemon and the clementine with 1 T. sugar.(for about 5 minutes or until berries pop.) Mix the dry ingredients in one bowl. Blend the wet ingredients in a second bowl. Stir the dry ingredients into the wet, little by little. Fold in the cranberry mixture. Fill oiled muffin tins about 3/4 full and bake in a preheated 350 degrees oven for 15 minutes.

Sans Brands: A New Poo Policy
The time for segregated restrooms has returned. But make no mistake, this time it isn't about anything so ignorant as racial divisions. Just as we should be able to frequent public facilities without smelling everyone's brands (Marlboro, Camel, Kool, etc) so too should we be able to frequent public "facilities" sans brands. Hence function-dedicated restrooms, easily identifiable by signage on the doors. Violations should be punishable by mandatory lockups in a drunk-tank with a dozen irritable-boweled 420 chronics who raped the dollar menu at Taco Bell prior to being busted by The Man. Man. Yeah, yeah, I know-- wrong species on the graphic, but you get the point. _______________________________________________________________________ Stay tuned NEXT week for: "Quell the Pre-Cunnilingual Gag Reflex: Ban Cheap Perfumes!" -and- "Vanquish Second-Hand Brain Pollution: Ban Stupid, Annoying People!"

Automobile Acronyms
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony! FORD First on Race Day First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of Research & Development Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot Many of you will have seen these before but I thought I'd send anyway. Anyone got more Please...... . __,_._,___

This Has To Stop!!!!!
This made me cry My name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Aga

Week One Par 4
HEY LADIES! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add all of the ladies already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next week's pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ¢¾ ¢Ó Co-Skank to NSF You ¢Ó@ fubar ¢¾Louise¢¾ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch@ fubar ღღ Lady Sunmaid ღ I.B.I.C. ღ RL & Fu-Girlfriend to CELTICTHUNDER72 ღ@ fubar ~* ¢¾ Lil' Kitten to DJ John ¢¾* ~ ....Member of U.B.A......@ fubar GamerChick *Chriz's muddie*~ Clan [MFG]@ fubar

The Right Question
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife Looks over at him and asks THE question. WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?' HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!' WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.' WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?' HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?' HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.' WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?' WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?' HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.' WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do' WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?' HUSBAND : 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.' WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?' HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good tim

Daily Laugh
If you need a giggle today, these are for you. I just received this in email so thought I'd share it around ;o) These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. __________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year. ______________________________________ Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reebok's. ______________________________________ Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? _____________________________________ Q: What was the

"sorry"
Oh I had a lot to say was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me want to die I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry I'm blue, I'm sorry about all things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all you're sounds, and baby the way you make my world go round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry: This time I think I'm to blame it's harder to get through the days You get older and blame turns to shame Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you cried it's never too late to make it right Oh yeah sorry!

Another Bitch...
Ok, graphics posted on comments is cool, it may take a while for them all to load sometimes which can be a pain in the ass but I can handle that. Music and videos on comments on the other hand are a REAL PAIN IN MY ASS!!!! I hate crap "music" (most of y'all call it rap but it's really crap and I use the term music very loosely in reference to the crap) and I don't like scream/growl metal either,(it just shows a real total lack of talent!) Why should I be subjected to that shit?? If fubar is going to allow music and videos embedded in comments then they should give you an Account Setting that will turn the shit off without getting rid of the graphics in comments as Allow HTML to No will do!! I know, I know...whine, bitch, moan and groan!!!

What I Need In My Future Man!
i know i feel like a wishy washy person but thats because i'm bipolar and my mood changes my personality sometimes slightly but other than that i don't expect my man to be like that i NEED a ROCK...i need someone who is going to be the same and constant in my life and i would want that person to be a Christian because that way i have someone to lead by example when i start to sway

~observation!~
1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children." --Author Unknown 3) "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." --Drew Carey 4) "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." --Jeff Foxworthy 5) "If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base." --Dave Barry 6) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should t

The More You Know - Wednesday
I had a lot of fun making today's comment: Over a year ago (when I first made this one) I was going to make a theme for each weekday - Much like my Tuesday Train that's going in its 14th week ... (what a shock - going against the grain of the established themes) And for some reason I elected Wednesday As "The more you know" Wednesday (yeah like the commercial) So the Sisyphus was going to be the first of many fun filled facts of all things related to certain things (eg: hump, the origin of Wednesdays, etc.) You may recall a 'Sun' filled fact a few weeks ago? Well, I had fun, I spent an entire day researching facts, myths & lore on subjects That could be tied into the middle of the week. You might ask: "Well, then Greg - where's all this research"? about now ... Well, as it goes in many of my computer related projects: I got distracted and erased all but two of about 4 months of Wednesday facts! And for those who know me ... If I invest my ti

The Dive Boat
Australia - Great Barrier Reef - December 3rd-11th, 2007 SingleDivers.Com trip to the Great Barrier Reef. We all met up in Cairns the night before. They bussed us over to the Explorer Ventures office where we dropped our extra bags before heading out for a low level flight up to Cooktown. Each person's gear was weighed to make sure that the overall group averaged 44 lbs. After we met this requirement we took the 45 minute flight split into two planes. One a six seater, the other holding 18. It gave us a view of the reef as well as the tropical rainforest that makes up the Northeast Portion of the state of Queensland. The airport in Cooktown is the smallest I have ever flown into. Even smaller than the one in Dickinson, ND, where they use a Ford Ranger to transport the bags between the plane and the terminal building and a tractor with a pump for fuel just in case. Here we didn't even have a tractor. They used hand carts to pull the bags from the tarmac to the busses and back. The

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Okay - I am going through my friends list as soon as I end this blog entry - and deleting ALL profiles with NO salute. I said I was going to do it at the end of the year - but hell..Im going to do it now .. so that way when my new lap top gets here, I will not have to worry about it!

Vernon Ingram
In Loving Memory of my uncle, Vernon Ingram of Irvine, Kentucky. My uncle was like a dad to me, after my dad passed away 2 years ago my dad's brother was the only person I could turn to for anything. I guess when you really think you have so great, for me I didnt. Dont let the pretty face or my career get ya and say that well look at her and how gorgeous she is any man would be honored to have her. Well I'm not as strong as I look. I have battled cancer and a child all rolled in one. My uncle taught me to never fall in love unless I knew right then he was the one to care for me, to accept God, to always follow my heart, never mixed lust for love. It really hurts to know now he was right. I have someone in my life that I care about that I love and someday want to marry. It hurts to know now that he is gone and my heart has taken a different turn. I know in my heart he is in a better place and God will take care of him. My pain in my heart and the memories I carry around ev

Yeah So.
Just might die in a snow storm tomorrow night. me and my besties are going to a concert tomorrow.... which i will not name because i REFUSE to get made fun of... and it's gonna snow like a bitch. So in case no one hears from me on Friday you know what happened lol.

Hey Everyone Fill This Out For Me
I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. If i could take you anywhere in the world with me i would take you______________. life without you would be like________________________. if you died tomorrow my reaction would be____________________. i filled this out most of all because_______________________. so now for my final words ____________________________. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun and you can really make someone's day

I Hate People.
I really don't have much else to say. MuMM: I Broke Up With My Boyfriend Last Night, He broke up with me because the stripper attacked me because i was being shy (i was jus respecting my man and not actin like i usually would), i told him what happened and he thinks i fucked the stripper....yet we all have our develish sides....i cheated on him when we first started (twice)...should i keep my mouth OPEN or CLOSED and tell him that i cheated on him? Comment: Kill yourself. Its the only logical solution Shoutbox?: Bottem to top, like usual. ->Bella-K: Did you not read a thing I just said? Not to mention you're the entertaining one. You're a whore and wonder why people don't want to be with you. That is always a great laugh. Bella-K: yea, yet u jus keep on going and i love it, i havnt had a laugh this good since god knows when....keep going please ur very entertaining ->Bella-K: Who started talking to whom? I believe you are the idiot that opened your mouth, so a

What Is Up With Kids Today?
OK, it just seems to me that kids today get by with way too much. They are too spoiled and pampered. You can't discipline them because of CPS, everything is abuse. I got the shit beat out of me when I was a kid, and I respect my parents more for it. To this day I still call anyone older than me sir or ma'am. I have respect for everyone unless you give me a reason not to. And what about the toys, back then who cared what it had in it, as long as it kept you busy and out of mom and dads hair for a while. We had lawn darts, and several other toys that could have seriously injured us. Lead in the paint, we didn't care, and look how we turned out. And back then mom would throw us out of the house to go play so she could have some peace, would say don't come back until supper or dark, whichever comes first. We need to reform the system and make it so that we don't have a bunch of undisciplined bastards running around because their parents couldnt spank them. There used to be nothing better t

Hello All
I am a writer and poet...I play the drums, write music and lyrics, and also play the keyboard and guitar. I was TX born and raised, but have lived in Seattle WA, San Pedro CA, and Lancaster CA, before returning back to TX to help my Mom out. Thanks all for the wonderful comments! More to come, Rhia

My Sorrow
WHEN DID ME DOING SOMETHING THAT I LOVE BECOME A CRIME? WHY IS MY HAPPINESS YOUR SORROW? CAN I NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT IN YOUR EYES? AM I NO GOOD? WHY DO YOU PUT ME THROUGH THIS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT AND IM WORTHLESS? I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME INSIDE MAKING ME COLD AND ANGRY. DO YOU REALLY HATE ME THAT MUCH TO DO THAT TO ME?

A Traitor To Be Honored!!!
As the wife to a Viet Nam Vet, I found this to be an OUTRAGE! Please keep this reposted! A TRAITOR IS ABOUT TO BE HONORED KEEP THIS MOVING ACROSS AMERICA This is for all the kids born in the 70's who do not remember, and didn't have to bear the burden that our fathers, mothers and older brothers and sisters had to bear. Jane Fonda is being honored as one of the "100 Women of the Century." BY BARBRA WALTERS Unfortunately, many have forgotten and still countless others have never known how Ms. Fonda betrayed not only the idea of our country, but specific men who served and sacrificed during Vietnam The first part of this is from an F-4E pilot The pilot's name is Jerry Driscoll, a River Rat. In 1968, the former Commandant of the USAF Survival School was a POW in Ho Lo Prison the "Hanoi Hilton." Dragged from a stinking cesspit of a cell, cleaned, fed, and dressed in clean PJ's, he was ordered to describe for a visiting American "Peace Activi

Hmmmm
Human dreams... such fertile ground for the seeds of torment. You're so ripe, Joey. And it's harvest time. Save your tears. We'll reap your soul slowly We have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper. You think your nighttime world is closed to me? Your mind is so naked. A book that yearns to be read. A door that begs to be opened

Meat
So I'm sitting here with the sound of the pressure canner jiggling along..mmmm venison..yum. I got to thinking about meat. Why is it chickens, turkeys and oddly enough lambs are called by the animal name and others aren't? ie. Could ya please pass the turkey? Are baby cows (veal? no that doesn't sound anything like baby cow right?) cooler than baby sheep? Is it a slight against Chickens/turkeys? Are the not as handsome as cows,pigs and various other tasty critters? At my house I call all meat by the animal names, especially if there's guests. If it's possible to make a person a Vegetarian, I could do it. (More Meat for the Meat Eaters! [thanks Denis]) Would you like another slice of cow? How was your pig parts? good right? mmmm smoked pig parts.. Another chunk O Bambi? Oh and they love it when I offer them the infamous "Tree Rat". You can make the ole Tree rat wings.. try that sometime..it's really good, I will even allow you to use my wing sauce recipe th

To Short
i lost a grandfather 2 yrs ago on NYE with cancer n now i have a grandmother who is not going to make it another month!! neither one of them smoked and yea they use to drink a lil, but nothing horrible. i on the other hand, smoke n drink. i am not sayin my day wont come, but why do they have to be taken by summin tht never should have affected them? i kno there isnt a "real answer" to tht, i am just venting. i feel i should trade places with my grandmother, let her live some more. i kno others will say, but she has lived a good life, THTS MY POINT!! WHY TAKE IT AWAY NOW? any way i am going to stop b4 i write a novel.

Fear Is All We Have To Fear!!!
Fear is only an illusion. It is the illusion that creates the feeling of separateness - the false sense of isolation that exists only in your imagination. --Jeraldine Sounders We are only alone in our minds. In reality, we are each contributing and necessary parts offering completion to the wholeness of the universe. Our very existence guarantees our equality, which, when fully understood, eases our fears. We have no reason to fear one another's presence, or to fear new situations when we realize that all of us are on equal footing. No one's talents are of greater value than our own, and each of us is talented in ways exactly appropriate to our circumstances. Freedom from fear is a decision we can choose to make at any time. We can simply give it up and replace it with our understanding of equality with all persons. Taking responsibility for our fear, or our freedom from it, is the first step to a perspective promising healthier emotional development. If I am fearful today,

Christmas Quotes
1. "The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other." ~ Burton Hillis 2. "If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away." ~ Unknown 3. "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." ~ Charles Dickens 4. "The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents." ~ O. Henry 5. "Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas." ~ Dale Evans Rogers 6. "Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." ~ Oren Arnold 7. "Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful."

Pome
out on the deaert were the sands are hot the lizards dont walk they gallop or trot and you would too for it aint so sweet to have the old sand a burning your feet oh a lizards feet is tender things and it wouldnt of hurt god to giveem all wings

It Is Said :
- "The child born on Christmas Day will have a special fortune." - "Snow on Christmas means Easter will be green." - You will have as many happy months in the coming year, as the number of houses you eat mince pies in during Christmastime. - In Greece, some people burn their old shoes during the Christmas season to prevent misfortunes in the coming year. - To have good health throughout the next year, eat an apple on Christmas Eve. - The gates of Heaven open at midnight on Christmas Eve. Those who die then go straight to Heaven (an Irish beleif). - Christmas candles should be left burning until Christmas morning and should rest undisturbed from time of lighting until they are snuffed. - Singing Christmas carols at any time other than during the festive season is unlucky. - The yule log should be lit by a piece of the log used on the previous Christmas. Once that is done, no evil spirit can then enter into the house. The remains of the Yule log we

Dating And Sex.........16 Years Ago Vs. Today
Ahhhhh I remember the good old days. My high school sweetheart and I coming of sexual age together in a closet in my Grandmas house. We didn't really care where. If we were by some bushes when the moment would hit us, then we did it in the bushes. If we were on my Grandmas couch watching The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and I was giving him a hand job under the blankets...then we would sneak off to the garage and I'd give him a quality hummer on the treadmill. We have done it in the backseat of a Renault Alliance, in a mosquito nest on accident, anywhere and everywhere we possibly could. I didn't care that we didn't go anywhere particularly cool. We just did it!. I had been finger-banged more time on the school bus on the way home, than I would like to admit....but hey...it happens. And I had given him more "road head" than any man deserves. It was so fun and honest. 16 years later, as I tried to date a few weeks ago, We found ourselves in a phone conversation that included talk of denta

Life Is Wonderful And Prayers Get Answered
Well some things in my life have finally changed for the better. One thing that I thought would never happen again has actually happened. Several years ago I made a mistake and have regretted it for a very long time. A few weeks ago I sat down at the end of my bed and prayed about some thing that was going on with my ex. She was having a really hard time and I had gone out to see her to try to help out and tried to cheer her up a bit. I have loved her for a long time and when we broke up I have never stopped loving her. We both had met other people and we still talked though we never talked a lot. We did though always keep in touch with one another. Well I moved back to West Virginia and a couple of months later she moved back out here as well. Though she was down south and I am way up north I made the effort to go see her several time. I asked her a couple of times about us and she said that it would not be possible for things to happen between us again that way. I started to accept t

Going To Hell??
i havent been here at fubar for long, but... i have seen alot people bitch about assholes here. i havent ran into any yet, but i kno i will. there are assholes EVERYWHERE!!! i havent left the yahoo, myspace,fubar or the internet in general becuz of assholes. hell, i just ignore them, just like i would in "real life". there are settings n such tht can be done to get rid of them. no one has to leave cuz of it. are u going to move from every neighborhood when u run into one??

Today..
today was a pain in the ass for me persoanally..i dislike the christmaas season anyway but heck today was a particularly bad one after a night with no sleep all because my sister is getting married at the weekend to a guy who is an arse...and really believes himself to be a bad ass all because he reacons that he wasa marine...what a lying sack of puke...i have friends who are marines and i know that its all a load of crap...but anyway that is not the ereason for the blog..this is just me letting of steam i guess. I have a friend who was going to come and fly from the state side to come and visit me inthe uk but er ex husband soon put a dampenier on that as he decided that she couldn't bring the kids and he wasn't going to have them over the hiolidays all because he is a controlling sack of you know what..man i am fed up and the gut wuill not talk to me..lol..makes you doesn't it..isn't that always the case with control freaks and bullies..they will not face up to someone that they can

Fill This Out.....
[_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] take me out to dinner? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me? [_] Let me see you naked? [_] Send me pictures? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? Do You... [_] think im cute? [_] think im pretty? [_] want to kiss me? [_] want to cuddle with me? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want

A Soldiers Christmas
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dar k of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzl

Cherokee Moons
January -Cold moon- Unolvtan February- Bony moon- Kagali March- Windy moon -Anvyi April- Flower moon -Kawoni May -Planting moon -AniSguti June- Green Corn moon- Tihaluhiyi July -Ripe Corn moon- Guyegwoni August -Fruit moon -Galoni September -Nut moon -Duliidsdi October- Harvest moon- Duninudi November- Trading moon -Nudadequa December- Snow moon -Usgiyi

Hospital (lyrics)
"Hospital" This feeling never leaves you alone You pull the trigger on your own You're hiding in your safe place Hiding with your eyes shut tightly all the way to the hospital Now will you ever rest your head You end up feeling mostly dead Pretending you're the last one Hiding with your eyes shut tight on the way to the hospital Before I cross my heart and hope to die Take off my mask and leave the lies to the liars Before I cross my eyes I'm gonna give it up Take off my mask and leave the lies to the liars It never used to hurt before it isn't funny anymore Feeling so alone now funny how you wish some way that you'll die at the hospital You're quiet on the car ride home, you're waiting for your head to explode You're hiding in your safe place Hiding with your eyes shut tightly all the way to the hospital Will you look them in the face Could you look me in the face Three cheers you fooled them all Come on now hip hip hooray

It's Been A Long Time!!
The last time I updated was in June! I just don't make it here much anymore. I found the man of my dreams and I will be getting married. Amazing huh? lol.. anyway my bestfriend introduced us in May I was all hooked on another guy at the time. We happened to have lived about 10 miles apart in calif. I moved to arizona in feb of 2005 he moved here in april 2005 we both started our job's in April me the 18th him the 20 or 22, we both got a job at places that started with R and know we are sister casino's. We feel it is fate!! We have just found out that my mom has cancer and its been very emotional to say the least. I will try and make it here every so often. But my family is more important. Everyone take care and if you stop by thanks and if you do read this can you send up some prayers? Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and to a wonderful 2008 Des

Funny Joke
How Men think........... A woman was in a coma for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said,.................... 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked'.

A Gift To A Wounded Soldier
This may be one of the nicest gifts our wounded soldiers will receive. A Great Idea!!! When you are making out your Christmas card list this year, please include a card to the following: A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter Reed Army Medical Center 6900 Georgia Avenue,NW Washington, D.C. 20307-5001

Fubar User Stupidity At Its Finest!
This conversation took place after I uploaded a few pictures into my "Private" album. I copied and pasted so that you don't have to read from bottom to top. Should make it a little easier. But for the record, if I'm asked by anyone from this day on, whether or not they can view my private album, these people will be deleted from my friends list, and blocked as well. They're private for a reason. If you're my "friend" than you'll already know this, and know not to ask. nadd195955: why u do thise ->nadd195955: Do what? nadd195955: dont give promisstion to see your photo or rat u as u like ->nadd195955: Personally, I don't care if anyone rates my photos. But the photos that I upload and mark private are for family only. Family can rate them if they so choose. nadd195955: i tray to rat u icannt ->nadd195955: You can rate all my photos except for the 2 private albums. There are plenty there to rate. nadd195955: sorry cas me angery i remove u from my friends list

What Are You Made Of?
Do we ever really know who we are? We can think we know. We can say things about what we like or don't like, or will do or won't do. But, we can't really guarantee that we'll do anything, When it came right down to the snake, the tree and the fruit, Eve probably figured she knew herself too. Look what happened to her. So we make a show of being WHO we are, but maybe we can't be all that certain. When it comes down to the nitty gritty, we want to think that we'll perform, we'll take the lead maybe, we'll save the day. We like to believe that we'd save the child from the oncoming train, stop the guy from firing the killing shots. We would DO something to help, to aid, to save lives. But most of us can't say what we'd do in a crisis. The female security guard at the church who took out her weapon and faced down an assailant, she found out what she's made of. She shot him. What else could she do? He was firing at people and she faced a terrible decision. She took him down, but t

Here It Is Only 4 Weeks To Go Now Please Help
i only need 23,313 to go yet please help out if you can thank you very much from those who have helped out thus far and i will help you when you need it most when this is over thank you again

The Truth
ok , i just want to state that this is just my thought about it ) people are on here cryin and bitchin about oh my pics or oh my points or oh my this or that guess what its the internet dua if u dont want people seein ur ass dont post the dang pics if u want points then u should do something about it besides beg like earn them this is life people were its on here or not it is hard rough and sad u have to grow up sometime sure i have thangs i could bitch about but insted i try to find ways of fixin them i ant pickin on anyone person here i am just stating a fact its the (internet) u can find almost everything u want or need so come on if ur puttin thangs on here u want to be privet then u r really crazy nothing on the net is privet lets be honest at least ....

To Friends And Fubars
well this year is almost over..so many of you i have on my friends list.and i have open my nsfw pics for all to rate and comment on? yet so many of you out their haven't opens your nsfw pics for me to rate and comment?why is this? so many i have fanned yet so many of you haven't added me to your fan list? so many haven't added me to their friends list? come on people lets get on the ball and get things going here...iam waiting??

The Ordeal Path: Introduction To Neo-pagan Bdsm
The Ordeal Path: Introduction to Neo-Pagan BDSM In the last ten years or so, people in the BDSM community have begun to realize that dramatic, intense, and even dangerous sexual practices can be used as spiritual tools for a variety of purposes. Sometimes this realization comes about by looking into the SM-like practices of older cultures, which mostly have to do with their religious beliefs. Sometimes it comes about more radically and personally, in the middle of a scene that was just supposed to be kinky sex, but suddenly became something much deeper and older and more connected to the Divine. Sometimes, after one clears one's head and comes down from the experience, one starts to say things like, "That was closer to God/the gods than I've ever been before. How do I get there again?" Primitive cultures have used physical and emotional and sexual ordeals in order to achieve altered states a lot more often than we modern westerners would like to admit. We can utilize some of thei

Please Fiill Out
Promise me you will not put ur phone number down unless your going to send this in private 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fav Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me?...with tongue? 8. How freaky will you get ? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. If you could change anything about me? 21.would you marry me? 22.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 23. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 24. What do you rate me

Irrseponsible
here is something i have come in contact with several times and it is beginning to make me sick I want to know how many people out there feel about this say you meet a man or you meet a woman and things go good for you and you like all other humans do have relations meaning having sex and the female ends up pregnant now here is where it gets tricky know after the female finds oput she is pregnant it is hard for her to tell the one she is involved with that she is and in turn her gets mad and then starts denying it isnt his why can the man not be a real man step up to the plate and say oh my your pregnant well i am having mixed emotions but I am going to fulfill my duties and help raise this child why do most men say I do not want anything to do with this and then there ya have it a man who keeps wanting to do other women and not be a father please correct me if i am wrong but some men out in the world cant have kids and would be happy as a ;ark to have a kid so is it wrong to have an

Whats The Moral To This Day Of Mine??
My days are always busy for me And today was promised to be no exception..I got up early and drove to work, There wasn't much traffic at 6am this morning I had the whole road to myself. The orange of the dawn had yet to break the night time spell on black sky. I parked my car and took a minute to enjoy the quietude.I set down my books,picked up my coffee and leaned against the car.It was just the star-studded sky and me. Across the city,Lights flickered.Shawdowed trees slept.The night was calm: no noise, no hurry,no demands.That would all soon change within a couple of hours.Let a few thousand alarm clocks buzz and a few thousand garage doors open and the serenity would be invaded as suburbia awakened.but at that moment suburbia slept. Life is like that sometimes.There are jaunts in life's journey that are as glassy as a midnight lake on a windless night. No noise,No rushing,No cries.There are measures in our music where the conductor silences the kettledrum, and only the flute i

I Hate This
Why is that people will tell you that they will call you back or help you out and then just not do it? I HATE this. I try very hard not to make promises I can't keep...I feel like that's my job as a good friend to do what I say I will. Whether it be just a phone call or whatever. I don't think thats asking too much of my friends. OH WELL life will go on I just had to vent a little.

History Of The Middle Finger
and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird." IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY! And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

Hahaha
It's Wednesday and I have been busy today. I took my daughter to school and since Jeff was off work I went on to Wal-Mart for some shopping. I got the kids' gifts just about done...I just need a few more things. Now I have to tackle the wrapping~! Yesterday was an interesting day~! I said some things to my friends and got it all off my chest~! I have a clear conscience now. I just wish they would have listened to me. But it's their loss...not mine. They deserve each other....and that is all I am going to say. I don't talk about people behind their backs~ Does the calendar say December?? It is 73 degrees now at noon. I hope it gets cold before Christmas~! It is supposed to be cold this weekend though. Down to 45 on Saturday. I'll be sick next week....LOL well, it is lunch time so we are going to grab something. I like it when Jeff is off and at home during the day...I can relax some. And our son loves having Daddy around so he can get away with more. I hope

Will I Live To Be 80?
There is a lot of truth to this... Some times you just have to ask yourself ' Will I live to be 80?' I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?' 'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, fishing or relaxing in the beach?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of those things.' Then he looked at me and asked, 'Then why do you give a shit?'

Dwell
There is a place in which I dwell Where there is no God There is no hell. Just an overwhelming abundance of Thoughts, Ideas, Wants, Needs, Desires. Prayers go unheard, Sacrifices unrewarded. There is a Mighty Tree made of souls. Wasted Youth, Forgotten childhoods, Ignorance. All the simple things that mattered once are no more. We must live our lives as adults Judging, Hating Shielding ourselves from the Truth. As children all we wanted to do was Play, Yell, Climb. There was No Color, No Race, No Barriers. Just pure childhood fun we all belonged we all had friends. There is a place in which I dwell Where there is no God There is no hell.

I Am A Bitch
I, my friends, am a bitch. I am not alone either. There are millions of other women just like me. I have been called a bitch on more than one occasion. My normal response, is: yes, I know I am a bitch. One thing that will get you in deep shit with me is to call me a bitch when you are pissed, that doesn't fly well. So, heed my advice, call me a bitch all you want, but DO NOT EVER call me bitch if you are mad at me. Understand? The following is a list of reasons why I and so many other women are bitches (yes, the majority of the reason have to do with men. Go figure. I myself have been in quite a few relationships, and after they ended, I was a bitch. Like I care what those assholes think of me?). It is dedicated to all of the women who refuse to apologize for being a bitch. The mothers, soon to be mothers, the wives, the girlfriends, the friends, the ex g/f the ex wife, the aunt, the lover, the teacher, the boss, the one who cares about her appearance. ETC. So, my fellow b

Don't Judge Me!!! Please Read
O.K. I know I've been judge the wrong way many times, and it's been going through my head ever since I was little, so I'm gonna let it all out. So, for those who think I'm boring, naive, or anything other negative things, ya'll need to listen up. I may be the nicest person in the world, but you don't need to take advantage of me or bully me around. I'm can't satisfy everybody. It's been running through my head all day and it makes me wanna snap. This past Saturday was the last straw. Just because I'm a nice person, don't get the impression that I can be your punching bag or think you can run all over me. I'm tired of people wanna change me (my size, want me to start drinking, do things that I don't normally do, etc.) It gave me the impression that you're saying that the way I am didn't get me anywhere, like I'm the little guy. When it's everybody else, it's fine, but when it comes to me, it's like "I can't do it" or "I don't know what I'm doing". I feel like I'm not worth a

Spirit Of Love
It's two in the mornin' I'm staing at the ceiling, trying to conjure up your touch. Maybe I don't understand it, but some how something was lost, that no amount of prayers could ever retrieve. All that I remember is... a book full of promises and dreams, how you held out a handfull of love, but I flat out refused it, 'cause i was so afraid to lose it. Maybe I just wanted it to much, now its lost..so... spirit of love rest on me tonight. I'm wide awake at midnight, praying in the moonlight, just like a thousand times before. I don't really know for sure, but I think a door was shut somewhere, and no amount of tears will ever open it. I could die on a thousand crosses, and count ten thousand dreams. If i could only know for certain, I could put away my fears, and end this useless scene. Spirit of love fall on me tonight.

List Of Contestants
I will start this contest today Wednesday December 12th at 6 pm central time . It will end on December 22 at 6 pm . Here is a list of each contestant . Click on their photos when the contest starts to vote for them. Good luck to everyone .

Truth Of Thursday
I've got the pipe and a photo of a good friend, now isn't that the truth. I've known deception, guilt and corection, but I'm still looking for proof. I've lied, I've cried, even commit soul suicide. I know I still lay awake at night. My stories been told, my heart says I am old, but I'm not more than a kid. I've been searching more then I ever have, I've been blamed for things i never even did. So say good-bye to helpless sorrow, and keep your eye's on tomorrow. Tell me a story, sing me a song, teach me the words and I will sing along. Sing what you want, as long as its the truth, I'd listen to anything as long as it's you. To think freedom was a lock and key, I'm not sure that's where I wanna be. Broken promises, broken dreams, slip through cracks and fall through seams. I have no idea what I did, I'm just waiting for the day to change, so the sun will rise again.

Happy Birthday Danette-
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Blah Blah Blah...
Been a while since I've written something. Life has me very busy these days and it's all I can do to keep up these days. This morning my daughter and I were in the car and she was doing her about to cry thing and was mad at me bc of something her dad and his twat did and I fianlly just asked her why she was taking it out on me. At that moment it dawned on me that the question wasn't really meant for her but for quite a few people in my life. I am at my rope with people these days and am about to have to cut some loose. I have had all I can take. I realize that I am busy and that I don't get to be there for a lot of things and I take a lot of shit from people about this. I am the one who everyone blames and for a long time I took the blame, but then this morning in the middle of my daughter's melt down it dawne on me that I am not the bad guy here and that it's not all my fault. I am tired of people taking shit out on me that wasn;t my fault to begin with. I take a LOT of stuff from wor

Merry Christmas!!
For My Democratic Friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, phys

Blogging With Music
so recently i learned how to embed music videos into my blogs. i think i will start doing that more and relating those parts lyrics i enjoy to aspects in my life. i will try to figure out how to embed just the music itself so while reading the blogs you will be able to listen to the music. maybe that will give insight into my twisted mynd.

A Poem
To all those mothers who……… Lay down to sleep and are so tired from staying up for 24 hours straight and listen to every sound their child makes, afraid that if they fall asleep their babies will wake up, Who change diapers on screaming babies and hold them after wards and tell them that they love them, Listen to the EVERY noise that the house makes because she is afraid that a burgerler might try to come into her house, Love each and every child of there’s, Cooks, cleans, feeds, bathes, nurses, teaches wrong from right, and loves her children unconditionally, Tell their children “because” when they ask “why”, Were told that they wouldn’t be good parents and they proved everyone wrong because you said all you have to give is “love” and “love” goes so far and so deep with your own children, Struggle every day just to get by with the little money that you make, but when you look at your child you know that you can get through anything in life, Wo

The Notes In The Jar...enjoy The Romance
Here are SOME of the notes I put in the jar... Leo's and Libra's are both romantics at heart and have one of the highest love compatibility matches. The Libra will provide the emotional nourishment that the Leo needs and the Leo provides the Libra with the protection and leadership they desire. Together they understand one another well. The only problems that occur in this relationship is when one may try too hard to please the other. A relationship between these two is one that will last forever. The average engagement lasts 6 months. Two out of five marry their first love. One in 5 men proposes on one knee. The word honeymoon first appeared in the 16th century. 'Honey' is a reference to the sweetness of a new marriage and 'moon' is a bitter acknowledgment that this sweetness, like a full moon, would quickly fade. It was believed that birds chose their mates on February 14th and because doves mate for life, they have become a symbol of fidelity. In 1970, brides

Fire Fighter's Final Call...
I would like to ask everyone to observe a moment of silence Thursday Dec. 13th at 10:00am for the funeral of brother fire fighter who lost his battle with a long term illness. Scott was a friend/mentor when I started in the fire service in 1995. He was very passionate about the fire service and always dedicated to his station and brothers/sisters in the service. He was a agreat asset to any scene and he always got the job done. I will miss talking with him and sharing stories of the old days. RIP my friend I'll see you on the engine again! _________________________________________________ CLARKSBURG — Scott A. Robinson, 40, of Edison Street, Nutter Fort, passed away on Sunday, December 9, 2007, in the United Hospital Center following an extended illness. Mr. Robinson was a Fireman with the Nutter Fort Fire Department. He was born in Clarksburg, November 5, 1967, a son of the late John Robert Robinson, and “Mickey” Newhouse Robinson, who survived in Fairmont. In addition

Take A Quiz
Who said the following??? (answers at the end) 1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." A. Karl Marx B. Adolph Hitler C. Joseph Stalin D. None of the above 2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity." A. Lenin B. Mussolini C. Idi Amin D. None of the Above 3) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." A. Nikita Khrushev B. Jose f Goebbels C. Boris Yeltsin D. None of the above 4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own...in order to create this common ground." A. Mao Tse Dung B. Hugo Chavez C. Kim Jong Il D. None of the above 5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." A. Karl Marx B. Lenin C. Molotov D. None of the above 6) "I think it's time

Decorations Around Are So Great
it's that time of year when people run for the sales getting everything on everybodys list. the great thing is watching their faces on christmas day when the presents get opened and then you stuff your face with food. my favorite holiday to spend with family and friends.

Could It Be The Sweetest Gift Ever?
Well, yesterday was my Anniversary with my wonderful wife - 3 Years! If you look that up on the internet you will find it is either traditionally or modern-time "leather" or "glass." Well, of course leather was one gift - but not the "sweet" one. For glass, I bought a simple glass jar and put the following note on it... "An Anniversary is one day when I can show you, tell you, and make you feel how much I love you and want to spend the rest of my life with you. Then, there is every other day when I try to let you know that I cannot wait to spend the next day with you… and the day after that… and the day after that… until we reach forever. This jar contains a little gift for our next year together. Each day, pull one piece of colored paper from the jar as a reminder of just what it means to be married to the man of your dreams." Then, inside I placed notes about love, poetry, laughter, coupons, quotes, and silly or serious things I was thinking... 366 of them (leap year) s

Happy Anniversary
Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee; Sounds of the rude world heard in the day, Lull'd by the moonlight have all pass'd away! Beautiful dreamer, queen of my song, List while I woo thee with soft melody; Gone are the cares of life's busy throng. Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! Beautiful dreamer, out on the sea, Mermaids are chaunting the wild lorelie; Over the streamlet vapors are borne, Waiting to fade at the bright coming morn. Beautiful dreamer, beam on my heart, E'en as the morn on the streamlet and sea; Then will all clouds of sorrow depart, Beautiful dreamer, awake unto me! ~a poem by Stephen Foster

Today On World Rock Radio
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Did You Know
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coca-Cola was originally green . ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is impossible to lick your elbow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

For Morning
When I am gone, release me, let me go... I have so many things to see and do. You mustn't tie yourself to me with tears... Be happy that we had so many years. I gave to you my love. You can only guess how much you gave to me in happiness. I thank you for the love you each have shown, But now it is time I traveled on alone. So grieve for me if grieve you must. Then let your grief be comforted with trust. It is only for awhile that we must part So bless the memories within your heart. I won't be far away. For life goes on. So if you need me, call and I will come. Though you can't see me or touch me I'll hear... And if you listen with your heart you'll hear... All of my love around you soft and clear. And then, when you must come this way alone I'll greet you with a smile and say "Welcome Home"

Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell Iii
Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell III Find Zapf Creation - Baby Annabell III here Baby Annabell is baby doll and it can giggle,cry,and drink water from her water bottle, just like a real baby. While drinking , she makes real sucking sounds with an amazingly realistic mouth movement. Baby Annabell closes her eyes, yawns, breathes and snores when asleep. Baby Annabell will be a perfect choice for three yr old kids. * 18 sound- and motion-sensitive doll * Looks, feels, sounds and responds like a real baby * Sucks on bottle, falls asleep, wakes to noises, burps when patted * Includes outfit, magic bottle, rattle and pacifier * Parents' Choice Recommended, Good Housekeeping Seal baby annabell, baby annabell iii, zapf creation, baby doll, baby doll toy, baby toy, christmas toys, toys

Random.
Everytime I talk to my mom either over the phone or in person, I always start to get all teary eyed, not because I'm sad or anything but because I'm all happy. She makes me laugh and miss everything from the past, good and bad. She's the greatest person in the world rather she annoys the shit out of me or making me fall over in pain laughing. But last night before going to sleep I decided to give her a ring because I know she doesn't sleep till like 3 am anyway, and she was having her own personal party with the dog so I decided to go over and dance around with her. We were listening to some folklore music from Nicaragua and we couldn't stop laughing and then I cooked some for her and we talked about my vacations in Nicaragua and her living in Nicaragua with her friends, and it makes me miss it so bad =/. I wanna go back to Nicaragua. I wanna jump in the lakes, hang out at the beach, because I actually like the beach there and just think about all the good times. The only thin

My Trip
Hey all- I am leaving on a trip tomorrow for Pittsburgh, so I will not be on for the next 4 days. I may sneak on if I take my laptop, but not likely. Hope u all have a wonderful weekend. Mine will be FUN!!! LOVE 2 all of u- Sherry

I'm Yours...or...i'd Hit It.....
Body: Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled monkey food... There's at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends w/ benefits"The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". SCARED? LoL THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "Friends with Benefits", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery

Not Around Much
Hi everyone....well I know that some of you have probably noticed that I haven't been on much as of lately. December has been quite hectic so far with work and home life. Nothing serious just keeping me busy. I do however think of you guys everyday and wonder how everyone is. So if you would please, comment on this blog and just let me know how you are. I miss you all and I do hope things calm down on my end soon so that I can come back and chit chat with my friends again :) Love Jen

Love Survives Time
Love Survives Time to share is always there I peered thru life Ever avoiding strife But now am undone My barriers broken For one has found me Reached in and unbound me Her love has burst my bonds And set music to my songs Her need for me And mine for she Has made my Winter Spring A new start With hammering heart We color the world with our dream Nothing is as it did seem The darkness of my solitude is done She - my rising sun

Careful With Us Women Pt2
A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them, and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over, lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my big mistake. I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, ‘Hey, this looks like yours!' “ "I don't remember much after that . . ."

Stripping.
I swear to God I feel like stripping right now. They finally put the heat on in this building and I feel like I"m in a damn pressure cooker boiling to death. The day I wear sweatpants is the day they decide to turn on the heat. I'm gonna be in a volatile mood all day.

Love & Relationship Quotes
They didn't agree on much. In fact, they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time & challenged eachother everyday. But in spite of their differences; They had one important thing in common. They were crazy about eachother. I want to be the girl he is scared to lose. The one where he can't walk away from, knowing she is mad at him. The one who can't fall asleep without her voice being the last one he hears; The one he can't live without. Love isn't finding someone you can live with... it's finding someone you can't live without

Need All The Help I Can
Hello all I know I have asking for alot of help lately, and other than just a couple of people that have been helping me... I need more help.. I have used all of my photo comments already today and have a little over 3100 comments.... that is a long way from 10000. Here is the link that needs the comments.... I also want to send a special thanks to the ones who leveled me Yesterday... yall are awesome, Anna ~Member of Fire and Ice Crew~@ fubar Billy*Fire and Ice Manager*@ fubar Sunsetbeauty~ Founder of Fire and Ice Crew@ fubar Nicole¢¾~Vice President of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar ♦DBrown1004♦Member of The Fire and Ice Leveling Crew and Misfit Angels@ fubar Thanks a lot......

Flirty Quotes
I don't have a library card...but can I check you out? I'm feeling a little off today, anyone want to turn me on? If you're cute, you can call me baby. If you're nice, you can call me sweetie. But if you're HOT, you can call me tonight. I'm here. Now what are your other two wishes? I'm doing an assignment for class, I have to find the best kisser in school, can I test you out? Do you know what would look good on you? Me. You should be on a cambell's commercial, cuz you are mm'mm good! These hatas be hatin me - but lovin my style And the guys go crazy - cuz they lovin my smile. My names not Elmo, but you can tickle me anyways. Man: You look like my third wife! Woman: How many times have you been married? Man: Twice. So what if my ass is like woah? Just like Lucky Charms... I'm magically delicious! Are you a ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you. Sparkle and Shine. Cuz this girl is fine. This babygirl is gonna make you mine

Help The Needy
Tis the season to be giving if you know of anyone that needs an extra helping of love this Christmas why not be their secret SAnta and leave them a shoebox of a few goodies you can leave individual packages of hot chocolate, a small bag of candy, a pair of gloves, a christmas card, a scarf for the cold weather or anything you might think of to help make their day a little better and in return you get to feel all warm and toasty inside! I hope each and every one that reads this has a very Merry Christmas ! God Bless you all and PLEASE PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS !

If You Dont Like It...too Bad
Ok look I am tired of people talkin shit because they have something against thick women...I am very happy with myself and I dont want to change anything about me. If u dont like how I look then stay the hell off my page. Maybe its jealousy thats got u twisted but most men/women seem to like my curvey thickness...right guys and girls? so if u have a problem then just stay off my page and get a life!

Fear Of Terrorist Or Anthrax
BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) -- Hundreds of thousands of holiday cards and letters thanking wounded American troops for their sacrifice and wishing them well never reach their destination. They are returned to sender or thrown away unopened. Christmas cards to the armed forces must be addressed to a specific person. Since the September 11 attacks and the anthrax scare, the Pentagon and the Postal Service have refused to deliver mail addressed simply to "Any Wounded Soldier" for fear terrorists or opponents of the war might send toxic substances or demoralizing messages. Mail must be addressed to a specific member of the armed forces -- a rule that pains some well-meaning Americans this Christmas season. "Are we going to forget our soldiers because we are running in fear?" Fena D'Ottavio asked. The suburban Chicago woman was using her blog to encourage friends to send mail to unspecified soldiers until she learned of the ban, which she called a sad commentary on society. Last

Week One Part 3
HEY LADIES! Want to join the SAINTS AND SINNERS TRAIN and be added to our weekly pimp out bulletin? All you have to do is follow the three steps below! 1) Fan, Rate, and Add all of the ladies already on the train. 2) One you have done that just tell Persia, Ruby Cairo, or Louise about it by MESSAGE (Not shout) so that they can add you to the next week's pimpout! 3) Once you are added... just repost the weekly bulletin! That is all we ask! Persia {SSDC} FuGF of Elizabitch & Ruby Cairo ¢¾ ¢Ó Co-Skank to NSF You ¢Ó@ fubar ¢¾Louise¢¾ *Owned by Thelma*@ fubar Ruby Cairo {SSDC} FuGF of Persia & Elizabitch@ fubar ღღ Lady Sunmaid ღ I.B.I.C. ღ RL & Fu-Girlfriend to CELTICTHUNDER72 ღ@ fubar ~* ¢¾ Lil' Kitten to DJ John ¢¾* ~ ....Member of U.B.A......@ fubar GamerChick *Chriz's muddie*~ Clan [MFG]@ fubar

Isn't Life Sweet!
i sure missed everybody here! it feels great to be here! lol p.s. going to n.c. for my sons wedding right after Christmas!!! Add this video to your MySpace profile with just one click. Cool! Music Video Code by New Music Videos and Codes Note: Selecting the text area above will automatically copy the HTML code to your clipboard.

Re: Skeptical Climate Scientists Shunned At Un Bali Meeting
RE: Skeptical Climate Scientists Shunned At UN Bali Meeting ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 12 Dec 2007, 14:27 Skeptical Climate Scientists Shunned At UN Bali Meeting The self-proclaimed "consensus" behind man-made global warming is one enforced by threats, intimidation and ignorance, as is again being proven by media coverage of the latest UN meeting in Bali, where skeptical climate scientists are being shunned and ignored if they dare express an opposing viewpoint. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2007/121207_scientists_shunned.htm

Cabaret De Kinque Announces Opening Act
We are pleased to announce that the opening performer for the Cabaret de Kinque 2008 is everyones favorite milf...... Jezebel Tempting! Www.myspace.com/abletemptress So please be sure to come out and join me and my friends as we do up some good old fashioned hanky panky. Dark embraces and bloody kisses, Jezebel Tempting. Ps- Also join me with Vivian Ireene Pierce the fans choice of 2007 from Fetishcon at Cabaret de Kinque 2008 as we work you all into a fetish frenzy.

After A Few Days
Well a friend recomended fubar and i joined with the usual oh its a social networking site like all the others BUT it is really good normal people without any hangups or moaners Made alot of friends on here all over the palce which is good it's amazing how quickly your points and money go up although am sure the ladies go up alot quicker than the guys - hehehe Looks like i may be here a while Nath

Redneck Night Before Christmas
It was the night before Christmas, and all through the trailer park, not a pop-top was poppin', not even Ole Blue barked. Our stockin's was hung over the space heater with care, in the hopes that Santy would fill 'em with Viennas and beer. The kids was asleep in their NASCAR pj's, Dreamin' of Goo Goo Clusters, Moon Pies, and Milkyway's. And Earlene in her curlers and me in my Earnhardt cap, had just settled into our La-Z-Boys for Wheel of Fortune and a nap. Then out in the vacant lot I heart such a commotion, I thought it was neighbor Clyde, finally got his T'bird in motion. I heaved out of my recliner and to the window I flew, Busted out the screen and hollered to Ole Blue. The moon was shinin down on my old wrecked cars, so bright they was sparklin' like rusty old stars. And I couldn't believe by own hardworkin' eyes, when a jacked-up Chevy pickup come flyin' through the sky! Faster'n Ole Ironhead his possums they came

Surgery
I am not sure how many of you are afraid of needles or of being put to sleep, but I have a great fear of both. In the morning, I am having some major dental surgery done and I am scared. Just asking my friends to please say a prayer for me. I may just be being a big baby, but I am scared and need all the thoughts and prayers I can get. Thank you, love to all!

Apricot Sauced Butterflied Pork Steaks Recipe
4 pork loin centre-cut, butterflied steaks, boneless 1 can 14 fl ozs. apricot halves, drained, reserving liquid 3 tbsps. frozen orange juice concentrate* 1 tbsp. granulated sugar 1/4 tsp. grated orange peel dash ground allspice 1 tbsp. cornstarch 1/4 cup chopped red onion 1 large firm pear, cored and sliced 1 tbsp. butter or margarine 1 1/2 cups seedless red grapes, halved salt and pepper, to taste Place pork steaks in a large plastic bag or in a non-metal sealable container. Combine apricot liquid, orange juice concentrate*, sugar, orange peel, and allspice and pour over steaks. Seal container and marinate steaks in the refrigerator a minimum of 30 minutes to a maximum of 24 hours. Remove steaks from marinade and reserve marinade. Place steaks on broiler pan; broil 5 inches from heat for 4 to 5 minutes on each side. Meanwhile, puree apricots and cornstarch in food processor. Saute onion and pear in melted butter in skillet for 3 minutes. Add reserved marinade; bri

Big Joke In Life!
well ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls. i would say the biggest joke in life is a thing called love. and you know wut i am done laughing at it. i do not need it and i do not want it and my heart is forever closed to it. as far as i am concerned some other sucker can have love. i do not want nor need a man to take care of me and i damn sure do not need one to depend on. so yes i am single and i plan on staying that way from now on. i got me a job and i am concentrating on it and any other moither fucker can kiss my damn ass. no i am not turning lesbian nor and i going to be fucking any man anytime soon. i just want to say to the man i was with and u know who u r if u read this u had me and u had a good thing and u let me go so ur lose not mine and u can kiss my fucking ass. i am done stick a fork in me and pull me out the oven. it is over and i do not need anyones bullshit. i get it the only one inlife i can depend on is myself. the only one i can count on loving me is me and the

Fu-bomber Fam...best Fam On Fubar :d
There is a semi-new bomber family. The link is the blue bulls head link here on my main profile page. Read the blog info down on the front page of the profile and see if you may be interested in joining the bomber family .We comment bomb each others contest pics and level each other up, etc. We are the baddest, best.closest knit bomber family on the FU! 36 wins in 3 months! If you do, send a friend request to the family page and let me know you have read the info and want to join. Love to have you there. Or click this red link to go directly to the family page FU-BOMBER

Blowin This Popsicle Stand....
Finally..after bein stuck in bfe wyoming for almost a month i get to escape... Plan to wander around green river wyoming for a bit before turning the HD south and headin home... I might actually get a few days off so i will be off the radar for awhile unless they reroute me to another well in process on the way home.. Laters all....DW

Silence Is Golden.
how do you explain to someone that you love them and want nothing but the best for them but every day you witness their destruction. You watch them throw their lives away. Its even worse when its your life thats been thrown away also. How do you explain to someone that not only are you afraid for them but you are afraid of them too. You give your everything to someone only to be asked "why can't you be like the girls I talk to on the internet?" It is hard to be like them when your life has been sucked dry by that exact person. How do you tell the person thats taken everything away from you that they are the reason why you cry all the time? How do you tell that person that they are the reason why your sick all the time. How do you tell that person that they are the reason that you feel dead inside. I can not be mary fucking sunshine, I can not make friends with them knowing the fake side of me, for someone to know me they have to know me entirely. You don't know someone until you eat

Pardon Me Sir, But The Late 80's Just Threw Up On Your Hoodie
Driving around the other day I saw something ridiculous. A guy walking with a girl and he had on this really dorky looking hoodie and a santa claus hat. Of course when you see something as odd and colorful as this, you can't help but look. He actually gave me the " tough guy" look. Like he was going to kick my ass or something. I'm sorry. You will never look tough wearing this:EVER! In fact, It looked like he broke into my sister's room when she was 8 years old and stole her pajamas. Once in awhile there's a trend or a style that comes out that makes you wonder, what the hell they were thinking?! Unless their goal was to make "gangsta" wanna be kids from the suburbs look like infants, then I totally support it.

All I Have
Hundreds of suitors yearn for your heart, I am simply a poet of movement, a jockey of word art. As suitors sell and try to hustle you with romance, I can only splash the screen with colors and dance. They are beaters of drums as gold banners unfurl, They offer you lush gifts in a glistening world. Suitors also bear torches and are carvers of stone, But whisper their poems and always surrender their thrones. And there in your doorway, no shadow will be cast, As you are surrounded by ghosts from the past. Just look into their eyes, you'll see windows of pain, Ready to collect your heartache like droplets of rain. Yet I stand before you, with my palms to the sky Not much in my pocket, It's of no use, I've tried. What I can offer, is where words have no place, A heart that's true, and my love for you that awaits.

Eternity Is Ours
The exact moment I fell in love with you, I felt it in me. The lingering taste of your kiss. The consistency of your gentle touch. The color of your eyes. The way your hair flowed like gleaming silk. I know I love you, and this love is true, because I simply cannot imagine one breath without you. My love will forever be with you for, Each new day is a new beginning. My love today is proof of tomorrow. Love everlasting is forever. "Parting is such sweet sorrow?" No, parting is only a temporary sorrow. Never say never. Never give up. We cannot lose if, We go together, no matter were we go, You and I will go as one. Eternity is ours. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Update
this is an update on the test i just had run. we are currently playing the waiting game. we have been told it takes from 5 to 10 days to get the results. i have a doctor appt. schedualed for the 21st to get the test results. if at any time between now and then things change I will let everyone know. thanks for all your prayers and support. hugs and kisses, patricia

Yes, I'm A Hopeless Romantic
I love the outdoors so it's only natural that I would find many romantic things to do outdoors..here is a list of some things I thought would be very romantic...tell me what you think...shoot me for being a hopeless romantic.. ** Go down to the beach and bury some things that your boyfriend/ girlfriend would like in the sand (jewlery, coins..whatever) and take them down to the beach and have them dig for buried treasure..very creative, cute way of giving a gift..** ** I always thought that roasting marshmallows over a campfire telling scary stories was a fun way for two to spend quality time together..camping- just enjoying each other's company** **flying a kite on the beach, building sandcastles, blowing bubbles..the things that kids enjoy doing..spend a day doing everything we enjoyed as kids..amusement park for the day-- picnic lunch outdoors- peanut butter and jelly..no rules..just a good time!** **making love in the rain...there is nothing else in this world like it!!*

I Can Breath
Yay school is done. At least till January 16th. I can breath, play, sleep. So far it looks like my lowest grade is a C in government. Thank heavens I passed it I don't think I could handle taking that class again. Next set of classes I will be taking will be Intro to Special ed, Praciticum in teaching and Teching Microcomputers. I have a job interview today, I really hope I get the job, so many bills and not enough to pay them. Well I am going to drink about 10 more cups of coffee thanks to the dogs for waking me up at 3am I havn't been back to sleep since

Love Quotes
"See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me." "Loving someone is like caring for a garden, love it too much or too little and it dies, but love it just right and it will live forever." "Forever is not a word...rather a place where two lovers go when true love takes them there." . "Death cannot kill what is not measured by time. I'll love you forever, and when I die, whatever part of me is left, will love you, far beyond eternity." "Don't compare our love to the flowers that only bloom on summer, instead, compare it to the river that flows forever."

2 My Friends
just wanted u 2 know, that in Jan 08, i will be unable 2 visit 4 a couple of mths, or if i'm lucky 2 get 2 a computer, i'll shall. But i cannot promise anything. Anyway, just thought i would send u all a short blog and tell u i will be going 4 surgery on my right ankle and i will b in a cast 4 2 months. I will be thinking of u and missing those u who care enuff 2 let me know by sending me messages and comments. I will b able 2 visit up until Jan 8th, 2008. Surgery is Jan 9th, 2008 Thnx my dear friends---

Ron, You Will Always Be My Hero
I know it'll be 2 years June 2008 that my boyfriend/ Master Ron has been gone but he will always be in my heart- I am taking small steps at moving on with my life and have to thank all the friends and my very own children for making this process easier.. "You Are My Hero" You were always there to listen, When my heart began to break You never left me standing alone, You were the best friend God could make Slowly I fell in love with you, I can't explain the reason why Maybe it was your enigmatic soul, That gave me wings to fly Maybe it was your loving smile, Your warm and gentle embrace Maybe it was your soothing eyes, That lit up the darkest place Maybe it was because you saved me, Reminded me of how love feels I don't know for sure the reason, Only the way you made my heart heal I look up to you, I love you so, There may be times that we fight, But you will always be my hero

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk, O&a Animations On Itunes! Erock Cinnamon Challenge, New Steve Remixes,
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Ladies of Paltalk, who are keeping us all drooling with the early morning breasticles! (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) O&A ANIMATIONS ON iTunes!! EROCK CINNAMON CHALLENGE: *DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME* Watch The EROCK Cinnamon Challenge Video HERE Steve C Remixes: The faithful fans didn't let Dru Boogie's Remix discourage them, and they have cranked out even more homemade remixes using Steve's annoying sounds: Steve C. Sings JOURNEY's "Faithfully" Steve C. Sings 'Angles Have We Heard on High' - Beth in Louisiana Steve C. Sings 'Crazy Train' - Dave in Philly SEND US YOUR WEDDING VIDEOS: Got an embarrassing moment captured on video at your we

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Say 12/12/07;
We are people; subject to all the shit that implies! Like jealousy, laughing at and putting down others forgetting where we came from, lying to each other, and thinking shit was so fuckin' much better in days gone by! Oh excuse me I fuckin' NEVER lie, or I do I'm just honest enough to admit it!

Moods Of A Woman
The Moods of a Woman An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, A woman is a bundle of contradiction, She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, But will tackle a stranger alone in the house. Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk, She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk, At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

Rob Brezsny's Freewill Astrology For The Week Of December 12
FREE WILL ASTROLOGY Week beginning December 13 Copyright 2007 by Rob Brezsny http://FreeWillAstrology.com Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics* SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A group of us decided to throw a party. The Sagittarian among us, Rosa, insisted on being in charge of supplying the desserts. She feared that if anyone else handled this task, there wouldn't be enough, and they wouldn't be sweet enough or rich enough or decadent enough. To make sure the delectable treats were available in rapturous abundance, she felt she could only trust herself. In this spirit, I appoint you to be the sweet, rich, decadent dessert-provider for the entire world in the coming weeks. I'm using "desserts" in both the literal and metaphorical senses. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Among modern Baghdad's most prominent architectural features are its blast walls. These omnipresent concrete barriers shield buildings from truck bombs and random gunfire. They we

Could Ya Please Help
all i am asking is all my friends post 15 comments today to help this lady out my good friend onesasseybiotch is trying to show her what friends are for so please help her http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=837622&i=3816697070

2 My Friends
I just wanted u 2 know, that in Jan 08, i will be unable 2 visit 4 a couple of mths, or if i'm lucky 2 get 2 a computer, i'll shall. But i cannot promise anything. Anyway, just thought i would send u all a shot blog and tell u i will be going 4 surgery on my right ankle and i will b in a cast 4 2 months. I will be thinking of u and missing those u who care enuff 2 let me know by sending me messages and comments. I will b able 2 visit up until Dec 31st, 07 and maybe a couple of days after. I'm not sure when i will be going in2 the hospital. I will write and let u know when i find out. Thnx my dear friends---

15 Minute Chicken And Rice Recipe
Ingredients * 1 T. Oil * 1/4 tsp each paprika & Pepper * 4 boneless skinless chicken breast halves(app.1 lb.) Uncooked * 1 1/2 C. Minute Original Rice * 1 1/2 C. Water * 2 C. Fresh or thawed broccoli flowerets * 1 can(10 3/4 oz.) Campbells Condensed Cream of Chicken soup Directions 1. Heat oil in large nonstick skillet on medium-high heat. 2. Add chicken,cover. 3. Cook 4min. 4. On each side or until cooked through. 5. Remove chicken from skillet. 6. Add water, soup,and seasonings,stir. 7. Bring to a boil. 8. Stir in rice and broccoli. 9. Top with chicken,cover. 10. Cook on low heat 5 min. 11. Serves 4.For creamier rice, increase water to 1 2/3 cups. Note: Thicker, larger chicken breast halves may require additional cooking time.

Goodbye
Why is it, everytime I put my whole heart into a friendship. I get burnt? Why can't I just forget this person and move on? Sigh.. It's always been like that. I dont really know why. I love my friends Would do anything for them. Why couldn't they see that? I know I haven't changed as a person yes.. I have lost interest in some things but it didnt mean I didnt care about it anymore That I didnt care about the rabbits Alot of things are going on that this person didnt know about Why.. because I was still getting over what they did But they knew they had my friendship though things seemed different It may not have gotten to the way it was before I guess I just put too much into things maybe I shouldn't anymore. I guess my friendship didnt mean that much To just walk away and not say goodbye ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ And if you could. someone gave me this idea and gonna try it out! I really need some fubucks to pay back some aweso

On The Road Again.....
Ack. Yep. I'm on the road again. I'm going BACK to NC for a while.. til the dorms open back up in January. Probably be back around the 8th or so........ lol So I may not be online as much as I was before........ In fact, I know I won't be online as much as I was before. But that's okay....I will check my stuff probably once a week if not MORE!!! YALL DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY!!! LOL JANUARY 6TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL Anywhoo. Much love!!!!

A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight

Persistence Works.
If you're not ready to climb a mountain, then see if you can walk up a gentle hill. If you're not ready to walk up a hill, then set out to take a leisurely stroll. If you're not able to walk that far, then you can take a single step. After taking that step you'll likely find that you're ready to take another. If you have trouble imagining yourself reaching your goal, then imagine yourself taking one small, simple action in the direction of that goal. Imagine it, and then do it. After that first step, there will be another one you can take, something that's a little bit more challenging and yet not overwhelming. Keep it up, and soon the ultimate goal begins to come into view. Anything can be accomplished if you are willing to keep taking the next step when it is time to do so. What you lack in brute strength, or resources, or knowledge, or skills, you can make up for with persistence. You absolutely can get where you choose to go, step after step after persistent step. And

Leaving Fubar
To all my friends! I have been off fubar for awhile now, and I wanted everyone to know why. I was involved in a relationship for 5 years, and it ended for 7 months. Well, 2 months ago, we started talking again. We decided we could not live without one another, and wanted to try again. We are now engaged and our love is stronger than ever. I can't keep my fubar account, because this site would hurt him deeply, and the last thing I want to do is hurt him. I hope everyone understands. I have in him what we all dream of..true love!! I wish everyone the best, and I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!! I will close this account out in a couple of days! Hugs! Lori

Overview Of 2007
So I have been finally able to reflect on life, my life since things have calmed down for Taylor and I Many of you are aware of the custody battle that began around June this year which led us to an aggressive battle with the justice" system here .. Justice I think not .. but with my faith and detemination I have discovered that life truly does hand out some really cruddy cards. But .... as you look at the most beautiful of days in life you realize that what it said is true. With a beautiful day must come rain along with some pretty scary storms. This is very true. It is not in how you act but all in how you react. Attitude is contagious ask youself If yours is worth catching. In 2005 when I decided after a long 17 year haul of attmepting to make my marriage work and realized the fact is " you cant MAKE" a realtionship work, you cant make a heart love, you cant make an addict seek help if they dont want it ( no matter how much you want it for them) I realized it was time to cal

It Pays To Have Private Health Cover..lol
A woman is given a hospital tour..she looks in a room and see's a man wanking..."Thats awful she says to the Doc..He explains that the man has an incurable condition. His testicles fill with semen so fast he has to do it at least 5 times a day...or he will be in awful pain. "Poor man" says the woman. In the next room a nurse is sucking a mans cock..."Explain that!!" she says to the doctor ... The doctor says...same condition..but he has private health cover.

Celebrate How You Wish, Do Not Allow Someone To Tell You How..
While I am always looking for ideas of the special gift from the heart on Holidays like Christmas, Valentines Day and Easter yeah we are goobers we use those dates to give one another little things from the heart. Yes even Easter… I believe it is a tradition set down long, long ago… wow sounds like a harlequin novel starting out doesn’t it? Oh Birthdays too, that is a given. But, the real point here is not the Holiday in which you give the gift more so you are basically telling the other or whom you are gifting, hey, I thought today since it is a special date in time you deserve something because you are special to me. Which by no means takes away from the special day or Holiday. I mean so many people say Christmas is so commercialized and people forget the true meaning of Christmas and why we celebrate it… No, no we do not forget, and no we are not over looking the fact the of the most special Birthday was on that date. The fact is we all celebrate in different ways. My gosh how brail

Typical Man
A woman stands in front of the mirror and tells her husband..."I'm ugly...my boobs are sagging...and my arse is toooo fat...Give me a compliment..." To which the husband replies... "Your eyesight is fucking spot on "

Bit Harsh...
A boy and his father are outside playing in the yard when the boy notices a honey bee. He Steps on it..and his father says 'For that..no honey for a month"...they continue playing and the boy soon steps on a butterfly...the father says "For that..no butter for a month".... Later that night whilst serving dinner the mum stepped on a cockroach and he turned to his father and said, "Would you like me to break the bad news to her"

A Single Tear
A SINGLE TEAR Ever think about how beautiful a single tear can be? Tears are the ultimate expression of emotion. A man walks up to his girl, hands her a velvet box. She looks at him in shock and slowly opens the box. A beautiful wedding ring. She looks up at him with such an expression of love. A single tear runs down her cheek. The ulimate expression of love. In the hospital a new mother and father hold a beautiful new born baby. The father looks down. A single tear runs down his cheek. The ultimate expression of joy. A young girl holds onto the hand of her best friend one last time. She watches as she takes her last breath. She turns away and closes her eyes. Why did she have to die? A single tear runs down her cheek. The ultimate expression of pain. All beautiful expressions. Tears speak so loud and say so many different things. They are healing and they are painful. They are sweet and they are bitter. They show a moment of weakness and a yet a powerful strength. How l

Ice Cream Parlour
A man walks past an icecream parlour sigh that says Any Flavour....He asks for pussy flavour.... Comes back and says to the owner..this tastes like shit...man says..."You took too bigger lick" ohh ewww I have sick friends !!!

A Rich Man
A rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthdays..the rich man says "I got my wife a brand new BMW and a diamond ring, that way if she doesnt like the diamond ring she can take it back in her BMW and still be happy" The poor man said " I got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo..that way if she doesnt like the slippers...she can go fuck herself" !!

Fanuary Is Coming !!
Here in Oz..November was the month where many men didnt shave...raising money for a well known charity....they called it MOVEMBER !! I just recieved a text saying its time for the girls to do their bit !! Where women let their fannys (Aussie word for vaginal area...to save confusion) grow to raise money for cervical cancer !! lol and they are calling it FANUARY.....made me giggle...thought i'd post it Not that i like the whole pubes down to the knees idea...jesus..what a visual ..

Poem
It is a chilly evening. Scurrying into our cabin in the Colorado Mountains, we shut the door to keep out the blowing wind and snow. You try the lights. They don't work. "Power must be off somewhere," you remark off-handedly. "No problem," I reply, smiling in the dark. "We'll light some candles and get a fire going. That'll warm things up quickly." I grope my way into the kitchen, feel for one of the drawers. Inside, I touch and recognize the candles and a box of matches. Back in the living-room, I light three candles, set one on the table, and two on the mantelpiece above the fireplace. Then I get a fire going. A short time later, huddled together on the couch, we watch the red and yellow flames dance upwards to the chimney, projecting shadows of strange shapes on everything in the room. I look at you, your soft face glowing in the light. You smile warmly at me. "Very romantic, isn't it?" you say, more a statement than a question. I nod and smile, then you bend down to kiss me. My lips

How Many Folks Are Using Their Bfs Or Gfs Profile?
While chatting through the shoutbox with one of my female pals here, I found out I wasn't actually chatting with her, but was chatting with her BF! And likely have been for about a week or so... That would explain the sudden not so friendly change in responses to some of the usual flirtatious banter I sometimes use.. which I find harmless... It's not like I'm going to meet the person in the real world or something like that. I've always found that folks using other people's profiles or fictitious ones online as rude and offensive. While we all try to present our idealized selves here, there is a limit. I've been a participant in various online communities since 1986 when I started with Compuserve's CB chat, and I still find deliberate misrepresentation and online deceit offensive... Have other folks encountered much of that here at Fubar? And if so, what have you done, or not done, about it?

Watch Out For That Tree
A state trooper pulls over a car on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Sir, is there a reason you're weaving all over the road?" The driver replies, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!" Reaching through the side window to the rearview mirror, the officer says, "Sir, that's your air freshener."

Automobile Acronyms
AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGE Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Failure in Italian Automotive Technology Fix It All the Time Fix It Again, Tony! FORD First On Recall Day First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road, Dead Fault Of Research & Development Fast Only Rolling Downhill Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

Fingers Sore
ugh,, just rated/commented on 100 pics this morning. hopefully I will get 100 dollars for each one..like the bulletin said. After dealing with that bouncer every 4 pictures. Think I will go back and do another folder.. giggles

Christmas Cookies With Crown Royal
Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal Directions: 1. Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. 2. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. 3. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. 4. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup... just in case. 5. Turn off the mixer thingy. 6. Break two 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. 7. Pick the frigging fruit off floor... 8. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. 9. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a heet. 10. Check

12 December 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, December 12: Things may feel a little out of whack at the moment, and you're especially sensitive to it, particularly in your love life. Never fear -- this, too, shall pass (soon!). Breathe deep, stay grounded and think positive.

Wow...
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the nigh

12 December 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, December 12: Being shut out of a club you really didn't want to belong to stings a lot more than it should. Your attempts to shove your way back into the scene prove not only fruitless, but embarrassing.

This Is A Poem That I Wrote For My Late Wife Judy Called The Search
This is a Poem that I wrote for my Late Wife Judy Called The Search Category: Writing and Poetry The Search The sky the earth the scorching sun I walk alone until I'm done I search for love my whole life through I pray I'll find my love in you My tortured soul shall find no rest till I have loved the very best I fear the end is not in sight I'm still alone this very night The love I found was not for me my tortured soul still is not free The love she gave it did not last for my new love is now my past I"ll search for love my whole life through I pray I'll find my love anew my tortured soul shall find no rest till I have loved the very best I thought I had searched every where every here and every there and when I thought my search was through alas I found my love in you

~ 9/11 The Falling Man ~
September 11 2001 was a day of many incredible and shocking stories: stories of survivors, stories of heroes. But there was one story that people didn't want to face. The story of the people who began to jump from the World Trade Center just minutes after the first plane hit. Their images were caught on videotape and in photographs, but soon they were never seen again, as if they had never existed. Among those pictures is one of the most unforgettable images from 9/11 - a photograph of a falling man, frozen in mid air, his body perfectly parallel with the twin towers of the World Trade Center. 1 hr 11 min

Wtf
There's a new wrinkle in the Spygate controversy between the Patriots and the Jets. According to a published report, a Jets employee was asked to stop videotaping the Patriots sideline during the first quarter of a game in Foxborough last season. Jets officials claim everything was above board. "All filming at last year's Patriots game was done with pre-approval from the Patriots and in accordance with NFL rules," Bruce Speight, the Jets' senior director of media relations, told Newsday. The Jets employee at the stadium was removed but the camera was not confiscated, according to the report. The employee's filming took place on the mezzanine level of the stadium. The newspaper also said there was some confusion as to which Patriots home game the videotaping occurred. New York played at New England twice, including a playoff game. In Week 1 of this season, New England was santioned by the NFL for videotaping the Jets' sideline. The NFL took away the Patriots' first-ro

Virus Threat!!! Read Now!!!
Subject: VIRUS THREAT ----- I have this virus & there's no cure.... I thought you would want to know bout this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one. It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1965 Symptoms: 1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. [Done that!] 2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail! [That too!] 3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person. [Yep!] 4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. [Who me?] 5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. [Well fooey!] 6. Causes you to hit 'SEND' before you've finished. [Oh no - not again!] 7. Causes you to hit 'DELETE' instead of 'SEND.' [and I just hate that!] 8. Causes you to hit 'SEND' when you should 'DELETE.' [Oh No!] IT IS CALLED THE 'C-NILE VIRUS.'

Love Survives
Love Survives Time to share is always there I peered thru life Ever avoiding strife But now am undone My barriers broken For one has found me Reached in and unbound me Her love has burst my bonds And set music to my songs Her need for me And mine for she Has made my Winter Spring A new start With hammering heart We color the world with our dream Nothing is as it did seem The darkness of my solitude is done She - my rising sun

Juggalo Lyrics
Juggalo Homies (feat. Twiztid) (I know you ain't there That's why I just want to let you know something bro You all know I love you You all know you're my homies And eh... Alright we'll talk later - peace!) [Violent J] Let me ask you this about this life we live And let me try to swerve some of this attention you give To them distant ass relatives over ham dinner If they really missed you so much Why don't they just call a (Muthafucka) ? If you wasn't blood, would you still have love? Or infact does the blood make you think you have to love? Look, I probably love my family more than anybody here But my homies are family too, 3rd cousins' get outta here Who was you with when you got tattooed? And who was you trippin' with when you did them mushrooms? And who the fuck threw up all over your car? And then felt worse than you about that shit in the morning? (Friends ya'll) [Shaggy 2 Dope] Who loaned you money, homie? Who owes you cash? (Who?

Testing Again Tis All
a big Rosy Hug for you Courtesy of MsTags.com call 911 your so hot Courtesy of MsTags.com roses for a lady vase of 12 Courtesy of MsTags.com you make me Purr Courtesy of MsTags.com roses for lovely lady Courtesy of MsTags.com cherrylicious day Courtesy of MsTags.com Dreaming of you Courtesy of MsTags.com a friend Courtesy of MsTags.com paws on you Courtesy of MsTags.com make me purr Courtesy of MsTags.com dreaming of you

Lil Bit Of Me
unable to sleep I find myself writting.. Time To Get Out? full force ahead my mind makes me, my dreams drag me Never forgetting about yesterday always holding onto tomorrow only pausing for today to take it all in. At times my skepticism halts me in my tracks. I question my movements. I listen to your encouragements. Was that disapproval I heard though? Or is that my heart beating so hard? Quietly I stay not talking to anyone like I am invisible taking it all in. feeling conquered as I cower in my corner. Convincing myself I like it here. Close my eyes. Trying not to think. Just believe me I am not strong. Why do you not understand? I can not explain I don't have the words. I can live in my fantasy it's the easy way out. Leave me be and live here with me. Don't remind me don't open my eyes stop asking why! Frustration will only set in. No I do not want to know this isn't the way. I need to let myself see I am only here and doing the right thing. What do

For Everyone Who's Lost Someone To The Streets
Tell the dead G'S that you care Throw your THREE'S in the air Represent for the homies who'll be gone next year When you come from the streets Theres no knowing where you'll go Side by Side with that homie Pac Where all on Death Row Spread your wings to the side and say I'll see you at the Crossroads When you Live by the gun and Die by the gun Tell them motha fuckas it's HEAVEN that you Won We dont pick the life of living as a Goon Its Aiight to lose a homie youll see them again soon. CopyWrtitten... BY: SWEET MISERY 2007

I Am A Bitch. How Do You Want Me? From Behind Or On My Knees? I Am A Slut. Please Hold Me Down. You Have No Choice. This Shit Will F*ck You Up.
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Suzanne Vega-tom's Diner
I am sitting In the morning At the diner On the corner I am waiting At the counter For the man To pour the coffee And he fills it Only halfway And before I even argue He is looking Out the window At somebody Coming in "It is always Nice to see you" Says the man Behind the counter To the woman Who has come in She is shaking Her umbrella And I look The other way As they are kissing Their hellos I'm pretending Not to see them And Instead I pour the milk I open Up the paper There's a story Of an actor Who had died While he was drinking He was no one I had heard of And I'm turning To the horoscope And looking For the funnies When I'm feeling Someone watching me And so I raise my head There's a woman On the outside Looking inside Does she see me? No she does not Really see me Cause she sees Her own reflection And I'm trying Not to notice That she's hitching Up her skirt And while she's Straightening he

If U Had Me Alone
IF U HAD ME AL0NE... L0CKED UP IN Y0UR R00M F0R TWENTY-F0UR H0URS & WE COULD DO WHATEVER YOU WANTED! WHAT W0ULD Y0U D0 WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN REPOST THIS IN YOUR BULLETIN... YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. IF YOU DONT REPOST THIS YOU ARE A COWARD. REPOST IT SAYING... IF U HAD ME AL0NE

Soundgarden-burden In My Hand
Follow me into the desert As thirsty as you are Crack a smile and cut your mouth And drown in alcohol cause down below the truth is lying Beneath the riverbed So quench yourself and drink the water That flows below her head Oh no there she goes Out in the sunshine the sun is mine I shot my love today would you cry for me I lost my head again would you lie for me I left her in the sand just a burden in my hand I lost my head again would you cry for me Close your eyes and bow your head I need a little sympathy cause fear is strong and loves for everyone Who isnt me So kill your health and kill yourself And kill everything you love And if you live you can fall to pieces And suffer with my ghost Just a burden in my hand Just an anchor on my heart Just a tumor in my head And Im in the dark So follow me into the desert As desperate as you are Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven And all the little pigs have god ---------------------

Win $100.000 Fu-bucks!
Another promotion contest using fu-bucks this time! $100,000 a good amount and money will build as the lounge comes alive! This is a great lounge great music with no staff and so on to help make it into the best lounge on FUBAR! Send everyone to the lounge and have them subscribe and then leave a message at the bottom of the lounge! All these have to be followed to be tracked! Lets get this going! $100,000 fu-bucks at stake!! 12/12- 12-16 now til sunday at midnight eastern time!

Working In Retail During The Holidays
ok now that i am relaxed it it time to rant. RANT RANT RANT. RANT RANT RANT. it gets busy. wal-mart is on an hiring freeze. trying to get customer to understand need id to return item if you dont have a receipt. sorry we cant take that back. sorry we dont have that item. umm sorry mamm that item is over 90 days the repeit was for 8 months ago. well i surived the rush have to days off and plan on resting.

Sleeplessness
3am and once again I'm not sleeping. I am not a happy camper. I have to be up in 2 hours. Sucky. So what's new since my last posting...let's see... Saturday my husky ruptured an anal gland...very unpleasant for her and for me. Also unpleasant for the bank account...200 bucks to have her seen at the emergency vet to find out why she was bleeding from her rear end. Plus she's on antibiotics for the next 3 weeks, 45 bucks a week. Lovely. I used to do skip tracing, or tracking people down, for a repossession company or two back in my day...a couple of weeks ago I put my skills to good use and found my step son's girlfriend's birth father. She hasn't seen him for 16 years. They have had dinner a couple of times and are talking on the phone and getting to know each other. I feel I did a good deed... We put up our tree, and I began wrapping presents...still have a few more to go, but most of it is done. I have a few more things coming in that were won on ebay, too.

Who Wants To Come To Hollywood And Make History?
Calling all actresses, models and really sweet looking ladies, if you wanna be famous or infamous, why not be involved in a film project that will make history for the next ten thousand years as we enter the golden age of Life on Earth! Check me out girls, I'm a single older gentle man, very generous, probably the most generous banker you will ever meet in your entire life, if you get to meet me. Here's the challenge, you and all your girlfriends come hunting for me (I love the thrill of being chased, so does my 7 year old who lives with his mommy in Eugene!) As you chase "The Penny King" all over Los Angeles County, (he has been chaste for more than 3 years since being in Los Angeles chasing after the people who stole his $70 million worth of now worthless stock) he dodges you at every turn because he has 360 degree peripheral vision and has the ability to travel outside his body at will. If you catch him, he gives you a dollar for each of your pennies. The girl with the m

Wishlist-tributes
Hello Everyone Christmas Time approaches so here is my wishlist. I am excited to see what you Bois buy! Remember gifts=Princess Sarah's Happyness! OR just go to www.amazon.com and buy me an E gift certificate and have it emailed to sexyspoiled_princess21@yahoo.com I accept money sent via moneybookers.com for tributes.Email my email address to send this to send me an email. I also use AlertPay.com for tributes.Email for further details

Quiz
Basics:Name:JoeDOB:11/07/1988Birthplace:HBG, PACurrent location:HBG,PAEye color:HazelHair Color:Dark BrownHeight:5'8"Heritage:Irish, Scottish, German, ItalianPiercings:3Tattoos:8Favorite:Band/Singer:ICPSong: BucksGenre of Music:RapColor(s):Black, RedTV show(s):Futurama, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Mad TV, ect. ect.Movie(s):BIg Money Hu$tlas, and a shit load of other thingsFood:Italian foodStore:WALLY WORLD!!!#:49, 69, 420, 88Drink:Dr.PepperClothing Brand:Dont matterShoe Brand:Route 66Animal:TigerPizza topping:MushroomSeason:SummerMonth:JulyHoliday:HalloweenFlower:RoseThis or That:Sunny or rainy:RainChocolate or vanilla:VanillaFruit or veggie:FruitNight or day:NightSour or sweet:SourLove or money:LovePhone or in person:PersonPoor & happy or rich & miserable:Poor & happyLooks or personality:PersonalityCoffee or tea:CoffeeHot or cold:HotYour:Goal for this year:To SucceedMost missed memory:Gran-DaBest physical feature:eyesFirst thought waking up:fuckFuture:Do you wanna get married:yesDo you

When The Rain Came Down - Happy Rhodes
Like tears from angels, rain drops fall against the sill. Each one is a wish, unrealized and unfulfilled. Slowly gaining momentum as other wishes speed their haste and gravity has it's say. Puddling as they reach their destination, and a pool of hope forming in their place. I am but an observer lost in their grace as they dance downward in embrace. With the wind, with each other, finally with the earth and their destination. Purpose and dreams fulfilled, restful bliss within the glistening beauty and serene song they sing.

Update 2
Music Video: DENIAL -Sevendust hey everyone hows it going? hope good..its almost christmas time and i can't wait for it to be over! got into some new music...my new fav band is sevendust, this song is one of my favs. things are going really good, and better so hope everyone has a good night Brian, Zack and Bella

Its Just That!
TEll me.. Please tell me.. Did i Hurt you.. Did i do you like you did me.. Wait a second.. YOurs was a sticky filled with lies.. Mine was a mumm you didnt need to step in .. I Wasnt messing with you. Hell i left it all alone.. Called me a welfare scum.. Said i was nasty a cheater a hoe! Well thats all good with me.. MY Personal fav was Fucked up teeth and wart.. ITS MY WITCHES MARK FUCKER.. As my story continues.. By the way this is going to be awhile so sit tight get a tissue and a drink.. Do what you do... this is going to be a sad drama filled tale that only i can tell!! First let me tell you this is NSFW for a reason so please turn back if you cant handle what i have to say..NOT FOR The WEAK AT HEART. So here we go.. WE befriend you.. Oh and we did.. We took our shit of the net. We trusted you.. WE LOVED YOU.. You were gonna move here to get outta of the oppressed life you lived. We were gonna help you find yourself in this world. Mother you. EVEN AFTER THE lies..

My Fu Wedding!!
Well ii got FU married to themann19 yes im very happy w. my FU hubby and ii'm glad that he asked me to FU marry him, it was surprising that he asked me, after ii read the message w. the ring ii got all excited lol, anyways im very happy that we got FU married!! ii love my FU hubby!! =] ii got FU married on 12.12.07 @ 1:10a.m

A Poem
all the above how do you know, when you've met the one who'll lift up your spirits, and make your life fun you walk around humming even at work all day on your mouth, a smile will lerk just thinking of him. can make your head light while the touch of him hand can bring pure delight at night when your sleeping, he's holding you tight with a loving embrace to warm up your night so how do you know, when you've met the one he's the guy when your pregnant who stays and dont run i wish you the best in your search for love and here's just a hint, I'm all the above by Randy Sewell

For The Little People
This blog is to all of those who have ended up being teased, cheated on, heart broken, steped on, accused, blamed, bullied, picked on, made fun of, or even dissed... Dont let the past consume you... Look at the people who makes fun of you, and tell them to shove it. I know plenty of people when I was in school, that was teased, and bullied... And you know what? They ended up to be the most perfect friends I ever had. So for all of those who doesnt like geeks, nerds, fags, or anyone else... F U C K Y O U!!!! -Skitzo™

Another Poem
"Right By Me" Where in the world, Can our love be found? We search and we search We look all around I walk right by you You walk right by me We’re to busy searching We look but don’t see Your all that I want I'm all that you need Our lips slowly touch Our love is set free

Special Thanks,
This is a special Thanks to Sandro. Thank you for all the help Bro. I know that you didn't have to come and help out and you took time out of your day to come and help me. I appreciate it greatly. You're a great friend. Even though we hardly know each other. Thanks to Sandy, you've been there from the start. Thank you for doing everything that you've been doing, thanks for evrything. Thanks for putting up with me as well. I know that it's not easy. Thanks to Juss, Sorry if it game off that I was talking about you, I wasn't. Forgive me for that and thanks for helping. I appreciate it. Thanks to everyone at Passions lounge for helping me. ANd thanks to everyone that WWR lounce. It you've all have always been there for me. I do appreciate it with everything that I have. Thank you all.

The Perfect Chaos
her hair can be golden or dark as night after talking with her, I think she's just right no games no gimics just raw emotion i push this relationship with forward motion where it end up be yet unknown i hope this love yet to be grown i didn't know this could happen like this forever love, never hurt, and always miss ... just some thoughts for a future piece of work I may write to a certain someone. I thought I would share it with you. I care about her so much it's unreal. She's my everything. I didn't know this could happen the way it is. It's more like I was destined to be with her. Maybe fate? ...I love her

This Is America. Like It Or Get Out!
First off I would like to start out by saying I am proud of my country and proud to be an American. I want to thank every man and woman of the armed forces for defending me, my country and my freedom. With that said let me move on to say "WTF is happening to this country?" We have our men and woman dying to defend it, or that is what the government says. We all know it is ,in actuality, just part of "Dubya" finishing something that someone did to make his father mad. A personal Bush war with America as the casualties. We basically have no border patrol. "Dubya" was good friends with Senor Fox and handed our country to Mexico on a tamale platter. I recently visited San Diego. During my visit I hopped across that famous border for some shopping. On my way back "home" I found myself, along with masses of other Americans, waiting endlessly in line as some half breed customs officer rudely checked our passports and purchases. How did this man get hired by our government in the first place?

Bombers Needed, Please Help...read Asap
im in a sexy eyes contest and i need help. was staying neck and neck in first and got shot down to forth...please help, all the help would be greatly appreciated...check my bullitin for the link and my other blog has the link too as well...spread the word, contest ends on Friday December 14, 2007. Thanks...

Thank You.
I'm taking this time out to say thank you to everyone that has helped me with my contest. I appreciate everything that you have done to help me. I want to Apologize to Keith for not saying it sooner. I hope you forgive me for being so rude. As for everyone else, If I didn't get a chance to say thank you, please let me know. I am sorry and I am not trying to be rude to anyone. I hope that you can all forgive me. I'm posting the link again and please come by and help me if you want. I'm about have way there for anyone that is interested in knowing. So Thank's agian for all the help. It means a lot to me. http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=625301&i=1639456280

My Dumbass Luck !!
MY CAR IS FUBAR FOR REAL!!! I NEED TO TAKE MY DAWTER TO SEE HER DADDY IN KENTUCKY AND YEAH MY CARS GOIN NO WHERE FAST--- SO NOW I NEED TO GO INTO DEBT BUYING A CAR -- NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS AT ALL BUT I GOTTA DO WHATEVERS GOTTA BE DONE.

What Is Life?
What is life? I mean really. I was talking to my next door neighbor today after a rather rough day and he thinks we are put here to try and be as happy as we can. It sounds nice, but what do others think? Are we really put here to suffer? To find some one to love? To help others? Or maybe, do we all have our own purpose? Is his purpose to be happy so that his wife and children reach their peak? Maybe he is even happy so that he can help me see the brighter side of life. He shared some pretty personal stuff with me... like things he has been through and stuff and it made me realize how strong he is and how lucky his wife is. I talked to her when she got home and she didn't have a lot to say, but she listened to me spill my guts about what was bothering me. Truth be told I envy their children.... their parents are so approachable, and they are also so in love with each other as well as their kids. It seems unfair but after hearing what I heard I realize that it is fair. They had their ro

Waiting
Wanting, lusting, to be held, to be loved, to feel warmth, to feel your beating heart. Wanting to be sheltered from the cold, heartless winds. Falling into invisible arms; into an abyss of love. Wishing, hoping, that my desires will be filled; my desires of loving warmth. Wanting to be held, comforted, loved. Dreaming of passionate embraces, of tender kisses, loving words, romantic nights. Waiting for undying love.

Man...it Has Been A Long Three Days!
Geez, I Think This Rainy Weather Is Killing Me. For The Past Three Days I Haven't Done Absoultely Nothing! I Have Had This Damn Headache And It Just Won't Go Away! I Have Pretty Much Just Laid Around The Past Several Days. I Guess After Last Weekend I Was Pretty Much Wore Out. Best Friend And I Had Too Much Fun! I'll Get To That Later. :) I Was In A Fairly Good Mood Up Until About Sunday Night. I Called This Number That I Normally Call About Every Week And The Information That I Heard Was Really Disturbing. It Has Been Really Bothering Me But I Have Tried Not To Think About What Is Going On. I Seem Kinda Out There For Some Reason. Monday, I Did Get To See My Baby Kybear (Best Friends Daughter). She Is Such A Cutie. Her Little Butt Embarrassed Me. But She Did Make Me Laugh. She Always Makes Me Feel Loved. Then Dawn Pinches My Titty. LOL. One Day That Is Going To Get You In Trouble ;). Haha. You Know I Do It Better! LOL. I Don't Know If We Are Going Out This Weekend

Autumn
She was grotesquely beautiful Autumn wind blows through her hair The gentle cool breeze scatters leaves My eyes look up and start to stare The sun dips low and starts to fade Her lips are full and lovely to taste Orange color hue turns to pink in the sky I'd paint her so a part of her stays Slowly the night sets in and leaves me blind All the color of the beautiful sky dies With a turn of her head and a gentle smile She walks away and out of my life

Downraters.
Who takes this place seriously? I certainly don't. I think it's a cool online community to meet new people. I don't give a shit what my rank here. People ask you to be honest and get butt hurt when you do. A couple of days ago I was bored on here and played that game "Bored?" I came across pictures that weren't really pick. More like cartoon and stuff. So yes you can upload whatever you want. Well I really didn't feel like looking into there pic and trying to find a pic to rate, and just rated the pic Fubar gave me. Well they got really butt hurt and commented me. They also gave me "bad" ratings. This is for shits and giggles. It helps pass the time while I'm at work or at home. And yes I'm happy I met a few cool people already. So now my opinion is... GROW UP! That is all.

Skinwalkers
What is it about werewolf movies that makes us love them so much? Ever since Lon Chaney prowled across the big screen as The Wolf Man, producers and audience members alike have been fascinated by the werewolf myth. A quick search on IMDb for the word "werewolf" brings up more than 2000 hits; it's a film genre of which we never seem to grow tired. James Isaac's (Jason X) modern retelling, Skinwalkers, has all the elements of a hit film. The modern story, based loosely on the Navajo legend of the Yeenaaldlooshii, has gritty rural sets, hot costumes, and a stellar cast including Jason Behr (TV's Roswell), Elias Koteas (Zodiac), Rhona Mitra (Shooter), Natassia Malthe (Elektra), and Sarah Carter (TV's Smallville). Even the ad campaign was tantalizing: a single poster that revealed only the profile of a beautiful, well-fanged woman. Unfortunately, all of those elements combined couldn't save this film from earning its rightful place in the discount bin. The writing did nothin

Love,smile,kiss
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold us back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God gave us each other. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You nev

Dark Ride
Ever since its inception, the horror movie genre has been such an unstoppable force that these films are now a main staple in modern cinema. Unfortunately, the youth-stalker flicks of today have become repetitive and largely substance-free; the same group of annoying characters are killed off in pretty much the same order under the same circumstances. So what keeps us going back? Media advertising. But there are smaller films, like the after dark horror fest 8 Films to Die For , on the cutting edge of modern horror cinema that have been ignored by the major studio giants. One of these movies is Dark Ride, an outstanding movie following the classic formula of horror movies. In this movie a group of teenagers are who on a roadtrip decide to make a detour to Asbury Park, NJ to spend the night in a carnival dark ride with a gruesome history: two young girls were brutally murdered in the '80s by a deformed psycho, Jonah, who made his home there. They are unaware, however, that J

Dating Around The World.
WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get terrific head. Second Date: You get even more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Sec

Lost & Cold
Lost & Cold Lonely & Empty inside when your love fades in the wind like a breathe of death. Your heart bleeds for that touch of emotion to seal your soul. My mind plays tug of war with my heart ripping it into pieces of dying flesh. To numb the mind,drunkness prevails,but the heart of emotions flood my heart with tears of a child. Burning with your passion. I'm Lost & Cold without You! By: Me - Jason C. McQuistion ~JÐΘG3881~ÈÑҒΘRÇÈR @ ÑÄ§Ŧ¥ ŦĦ¥ĦÈ§ £ÖÚÑGÈ®~@ fubar

Very Sad
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: tiffany Date: Dec 11, 2007 1:26 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ~blake's girl~Date: Dec 10, 2007 8:45 PMThese were made for you to use as support to the mother!!December 4th, 2007, Jessica Sherwood had to do something no mother should ever have to do.At 2:29 pm Jessica made a very tough, but the right decision to take her little 3 month old daughter off life support.In memory of little London Marie, i thought id start a little forward..Jessica had a message that i want every one to know..This is what jessica said:IF NE ONE HAS KIDS MAKE SURE U KEEP THEM WIT U THE WHOLE TIME DNT GIVE THEM TO NE ONE THAT U DNT TRUST..... TRUST ME I THOUGHT I TRUSTED JOSH..... BUT NOW AS OF 12-4-07 AT 2:29AM SHE IS GONE.... MY ONE AND ONLY BABY....... AND HE IS GUNNA PAY FOR EVER EVEN IF HE GETS OUTTA JAIL SCOTT FREE HE WILL BE DEAD NO MATTER WAT......... TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND THAT KNO LONDON I AM VERY ANGRY AND

Have You Ever?
Have you ever Ran into a persitant stranger that doesn't give up? I have.. Have you ever ran into a person's who words make you stop an think? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone that makes you smile? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone who wants to stand by your side while y ou work on your dreams? I have.. You ever run into someone that just feels right for you? I have.. Have you ever ran into someone who could be the right one for you an you push them away? I have.. Have you ever not opened up to lettin someone in? I have.. Have you ever got the feelin your soulmate is right in front of you an you walk away? I have.. Have you evr missed that one that could of been? I do...

Hey To All My Friends,family, Fans,and Fans Of Mine Plz Read
Hey to u all i tried to get u all by sending u love and to wish u a Merry Christmas and a wonderful New Year if u did not get one I am sorry so that is y i am writing this now..just in case..and i do care and have somewhere in my heart thoughts about u all u have ...made me feel very loved since i joined here when it was called cherrytap...and i hope u all enjoy my friendship as i do yours....u all have a goodnite and enjoy your holiday k....lots of love to u all.... HUGGZZ STACIE (SMILES AND BLOWS U ALL A FRIENDLY KISS)

Amanda's Story
I have her permission to post this, please read and comment this, it's sad but absolutely true! 12/11/07 6:52PM my story ok guys, as some of u may know a reporter has been doing a story on me, which will end up being a 2 or 3 piece story when finished. here's the first part. IT IS ABOUT MY ATTACK. it does get pretty graphical. not all the facts are correct, i've found 4 that weren't right, but for the most part it's dead on! i'll talk to yall later ~Amanda~ ..> ..> Bad Blood Attack Illuminates Skinhead Underworld ..site area -->By Susy Buchanan Ilustration by Frank Stockton ..> ..> ..> ..> ..>..> Read the Hatewatch Blog Phoenix, Ariz.—They left Amanda Crow to die under an ironwood tree. Paralyzed, the 19-year-old lay on her back in a remote wash, studying its thorny branches and teardrop leaves. Blood from her slashed throat and stab wounds pooled around her body in a scarlet aura. A night passed, then a day, then another night. Twice, she wat

Princess-goddess-dominatrix, Humiliatrix Extraordinaire
Hello. I am a full time real time /Online and Phone Mistress/Madame/Dominatrix/Goddess and Princess. Whatever you might think of this just understand... I AM BETER THAN YOU. -you WILL worship and adore me. -you will do anything I tell you do, and thank me for wasteing my time on you. -you are just a miss-print. I am a princess. I am worth everything you have and much more. My wish will be your command. -you will go to great lengths to please me and will know you are such a loser for doing so-But you will love to do so anyway. I enjoy sessions with the following content: * Sissys/Feminization *Foot/Shoe/Boot worship *Female Supremacy *Age Play *Tiny pecker humiliation *Humiliation *Domination *Cuckolding *Fantasy Blackmail *Financial Domination *Objectification *Roleplay *Smoking Fetish I also sell to select client el My used/worn Items. Email for more info. If you wish to send me a tribute, Book a session or buy me something from my wish list email for de

My Nightmares
I just woke up from another nightmare...It's hard to go back to sleep right after something like that. I woke up crying my eyes out. Sigh... I thought this might help. Actually, in an indirect way it just has. I just noticed something "precious", well, rather semi-precious that I gave my boyfriend about ten years ago when we were just starting to be friends. He put it on his computer desk. It has lightened my heart to see it out in the open. I think I'm okay now. Thanks to my Dragonheart. I love you.

Spilling My Guts
The closer Christmas gets the harder things hit me. Its been a while since i've talked about certain things. Maybe this isn't the place to say some things but its definately the time. I spend Christmas alone. It was never really a big deal for a long time but alot of things have happened in my life. Changes happen in and around all of us. The things that have happened to me i could and should write a book about. For those that don't know me but still read this i guess i should start from the beginning. I was a soldier for 14 years. I was wounded twice and was forced out of the military. I mean just about every major conflict the US has been in since 1983 i as there. I was in Beiruit the morning our Barracks was destroyed in 1983. I spent 10 days with everyone else digging thru rubble. In 1986 i was with a special forces lazer team outside Banghazi Libya when the US bombed. In 1988 i was in Honduras when the Sandanistas came across the border to get at the Contras and us. In 1989 is w

Studies Of Prison Inmates
Studies of prison inmates reveal that as many as 75% of violent offenders had early records of animal cruelty. There is also a high correlation between family violence and animal cruelty. Some of the most striking evidence for a link between animal cruelty and human violence lies in the case histories of many of the 20th century's most infamous criminals. Mass-murderer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer killed neighbors' pets and impaled a dog's head on a stick. Patrick Sherril, who murdered 14 co-workers and then killed himself, stole pets, then tied them up and allowed his own dog to mutilate them. David Berkowitz, the so-called "Son of Sam," shot his neighbor's labrador retriever. Albert DeSalvo, the "Boston Strangler," shot arrows into boxes of trapped cats and dogs. Brenda Spencer, who fired 40 shots into a crowd of children, murdering 2 and wounding 9, had a history of setting the tails of neighborhood cats and dogs on fire. Edmund Emil Kemper III, who murdered his mot

Come Check Me Out
Everyone I know should stop by and say hello to my close friend Pheebz. She has just opened her new lounge called charmed Angels and it is such an awesome place to meet new friends, meet up with old ones, relax and enjoy great music requested throughout the day, chosen by you the listener! Charmed Angels is now hiring staff for the following positions-Bartenders, greeters, promoters and DJ's! COME SIT BACK AND LET THE MAGIC TAKE A HOLD OF YOU! LIVE DJ'S ARE SPINNING YOUR FAVORITE TUNES AND RINGING UP REQUEST FOR YOUR PERSONALIZED LOUNGE EXPERIENCE! JUST CLICK ON THE PICK BELOW TO FIND THE ENTERTAINMENT YOU HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR TO ELIMINATE THE BOREDOM! (repost of original by 'TOM~Owner of the "JERSEY DEVIL'S CHILLZONE" Lounge & Sexi Mami's Stalker~' on '2007-12-11 22:09:42')

Mon Dec 10, 11:20 Pm Et (child Abuse)
Mon Dec 10, 11:20 PM ET BISMARCK, N.D. - Dana Deegan hid her pregnancy from her family, including the father of her three children, for nine months. Then she gave birth to a healthy boy, fed him, dressed him, wrapped him in a blanket and left him to die. Deegan, 34, of White Shield, admitted Monday that she left the child alone for two weeks immediately after he was born, then put his body in a suitcase and left it in a ditch on the Fort Berthold Indian Reservation. Deegan tearfully pleaded guilty in federal court to a reduced charge of second-degree murder, acknowledging that she was under stress around the time of the birth. She had originally been charged with first-degree murder and false statements. She is to be sentenced in February and could face as many as 18 years in prison. The suitcase containing the body was found in November 1999 by a rancher repairing fences. Prosecutors said the baby was found in a one-piece sleeper and socks, wrapped in a blanket and to

Side Work??
Ok so I have been working a lot at my current job and not making much money in it, with also going to school to get my degree I don't really have tons of extra time. Some one came to me the other day and asked me to do some computer side work which is what i used to do before my current job. I did the job and made a good bit of extra cash for it. So I started thinking that I could make some extra cash on the side but it may hurt my current job, and school work due to the time it cost to do the work. I'm just going crazy on what I should do about all of it. Should I do some more side work and hope that it doesn't hurt my school work and job, or should I just forget about it and do what I have already? Guess I'm looking for some advice...anybody got some?

Outta My Hands
I have met alot of people in my travels through life but it seems the ones i desire the most to keep, are outta reach or slip through the cracks of this painful earth!! Sometimes the harder u try to catch it the further it drifts away why is this?Is this part of the learning process or is it just torment to the soul? I am tired of wanting what i cant have!!

Frozen
Its late. A warm summers breeze blows from the west. It blows my hair back over my shoulders. The moon is high and full casting a silvery light over everything. The Ground is flat, lush, and green. I can see for miles, in the distance i can see the highlands my heart longs to go. But my feet are rooted to the spot. I can not move. Im stuck in the most beautiful place I can think of, but i dont want to stay. I want to move on but something is holding me back. The breeze becomes a cold wind, I shiver, its time for me to go, but I still cant move. The ground has become hard and brown. The moutains are snow covered, everything is dieing. I want to leave, but i still cant move. I will surely freeze to death. I look around alls I see is ice for miles. It all goes black.

H O S T I L I T Y
As I Sit Here & Wonder Not One Word To Say All These Thoughts Bouncing In Every Way Anger Builds Up Inside Me Tears Running Down My Face Trying Each & Every Possiblity Making Sure Every Point Is Made For FEAR It Will Overcome ME, MY LIFE, MY SOUL, MY TRACE...... written by BUTTERFLYBOMB December 11, 2007 10:30 p.m.

For All The Haters.....
As I was posting my last blog entry, I recalled all the times that I have bitten my tongue in the mumms. Well, I will post this as a blog, because these folks likely do not take the time to read anything longer than a comic strip, anyways!! I love my security, and knowing that we are the "BAD-ASSES" on the block! For many generations now, WE are the ones that the world turns to when the wolf is at the door. Now, because of a group of people who couldn't help themselves before we got there, WE are the bad guys in the world (smacks a little of jealousy, dont ya think?). Unfortunately, the ones who REALLY suffer are the men/women in uniform, just doing the jobs they are given. Okay; here's my bottom line: ALL YOU PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD WHO DISRESPECT OUR SOLDIERS......... GO TO FUCKIN HELL, AND TAKE ALL YOUR LITTLE-MINDED, UN GRATEFUL, PUNK-ASS BITCH FREINDS WITH YOU!!!!! And for those who spit in the face of the very flag that allows you to do so, yet still sit in the squ

Buy Samantha Hart's Music For A Good Cause
BRUNO RANIERI FAMILY LOST EVERYTHING IN HOUSE FIRE ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: katieeltinkstreetteam Date: Dec 11, 2007 8:44 PM ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Samantha Lynn HartDate: Dec 11, 2007 You can now purchase all of my singles for only 99 cents!!!! Great idea for a stocking stuffer!!!A PORTION OF THESE SALES WILL BE GOING TO HELP BRUNO AND HIS FAMILY AFTER A DEVISTATING HOUSE FIRE THAT HAS LEFT A FAMILY HOMELESS FOR CHRISTMAS!!! LETS GET THEM THE MONEY UP TO GET A HOME FOR CHRISTMAS!!! ALSO A PORTION OF MY SALES FOR MERCHANDISE AT WWW.SAMANTHALYNNHART.COM WILL GO TO HIS FAMILY AS WELL!!!STOCKING STUFFERS FOR A GOOD CAUSE!!!

Lady In My Dreams
There is a lady in my dreams. Dispite the distance shes so near it seems. Her smile has a warmth I have yet to know. Her eyes hold a saddness yet no tears do they show. In my arms I hold her tight. Though i know its only for the night. Upon the morrow she will not me there. From my heart this pain i wish i could spare. I touch her lips and she softly sighs. Before I wake I must say my goodbyes. Every morning my heart breaks anew. No one will know the pain i have been through. I will never know her love it seems. For she is the lady in my dreams. By:T.C.

It Wasn't Enough
It wasn't enough ~Tony Martinez It wasn't enough I gave you evverything I had But for a moment in time I fell into darkness So you went away It wasn't enough I gave you my heart to hold take care of and keep You broke it instead It wasn't enough Now you had to step on it and grind it into the ground It wasn't enough I was going to give up everything for you But you couldn't wait Couldn't hold out Couldn't try to help just a little longer It wasn't enough Now I live with the pain Knowing Wishing You dont realize what you gave up But I guess It just wasn't enough Was it?

What A Frikkin Week!
Okay this Blog is marked NSFW for language and Major whining! Now that thats out of the way... Ugh I swear to fucking god I hate my life. In the past week I've found a job, lost it, had my windshield smashed in tamaqua, fought with an ex girlfriend and pretty much just been miserable. Its hard to show the non silly side to my friends because they arent use to it and honestly I dont think they need to see it. I just cant handle this shit anymore. I need to get the fuck out of Hazleton and Pennsylvania in general. Honestly I'm getting cabin fever here. I feel trapped in this place. I'm told life isnt so bad just be happy by my family. WELL HOW CAN I BE HAPPY WHEN I"M SHIT ON ALL THE TIME!?

Stupid Fuckers
This guy is such a prick!!! floridahottie2006@ fubar ->floridahot...: and wahh u hurt my feelings. the little boy has to say ugly things to women to make himself look better. poor pitiful u ->floridahot...: yea i am sure she did. so sad now u even have an imaginery girlfriend. LOL got to love those online inches.....last week it was 9 inches, she must have bit half an inch off. floridahot...: nahhh bitch, my girlfriend did earlier with her mouth, all 8 and a half inches of it too, go fuck yourself you fat piece of shit cunt ->floridahot...: oh go rub that tiny dick of urs!! floridahot...: lol no problem bitch ->floridahot...: but thanks for referring to me as a bitch ->floridahot...: lol...actually i did show u. floridahot...: oh ok, thats right, youre the bitch that doesnt show pics ->floridahot...: you are already on my list. pretty bad when u cant remember who u have talked to

Our Passionate Embrace
On a cold winter's night Snuggled closed and tight Enjoying the feel and warmth of your skin next to mine We lay there on the couch Held in each others arms Covered under a thick blanket Watching the glow of the fire Laying in your strong arms A smile crosses over my lips As I look into your smiling face Knowing that this is Bliss for us both Closing my eyes still smiling I let out a sigh of pure happiness As I get more comfortable And rest my head on your chest As I feel your arms tighten I snuggle more closely to you As I pull the blanket closer Enjoying the feel of your skin Under the blankets we will go To explore and enjoy each other As the night hours grow older And the blazing fire dies to mere embers Slowly our hands have roamed To explore each and every inch Of the soft and warm skin That is the outer being of each other In the middle of the night Underneath the quilted blanket Our lips touch ever so slightly As our skins melt into

Gimme Something To Believe In...
This will sound weird to anyone who doesn't really know me. I am a good mom, sister, aunt, daughter, friend and so on. But sometimes I just get so down in the dumps. This last month has been the worst. I have some really good friends on here but lately I feel so alone. To get to the heart of it... I have been in a twelve year relationship. We have been on the downhill slide for years now. I know I am not happy, and I am sure he isn't either. I guess we are more friends than anything. Why we are still together is anyones guess. I guess I feel trapped. When I first joined fubar, it was just something to do. I had people to chat with 24/7. Oh do I ever need a life! I never meant to lead anyone on or meet anyone online for a meaningless or meaningful relationship. Unfortunately, that changed. I wasn't looking. But someone on here and I started to chat, then IM, then on the phone two or three times a day. Yes, I got use to it. He was part of my life. We decided we would meet in pe

Christmas Time Remembrance...
I found this in a bulletin, but I didnt want to lose it. So...I posted it here. The average age of the military man is 19 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears, not old enough to buy a beer, but old enough to die for his country. He never really cared much for work and he would rather wax his own car than wash his father's, but he has never collected unemployment either. He's a recent High School graduate; he was probably an average student, pursued some form of sport activities, drives a ten year old jalopy, and has a steady girlfriend that either broke up with him when he left, or swears to be waiting when he returns from half a world away. He listens to rock and roll or hip-hop or rap or jazz or swing and a 155 mm howitzer. He is 10 or 15 pounds lighter now than when he was at home because he is working or fighting from before dawn to well after dusk