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Why Do We Have Misunderstandings
why do we ever have misunderstandings ever try to talk to somebody and kinda joke around and they get mad and shut you out forever ,or some for some reason they didnt get what you said and then you say your sorry and no matter what they still dont or wont talk to ya sometimes i wish i had all the answers
Check Out My Page, Added A Cool New Toy!!!
Hey all I have added a new toy on my page, Please go check it out!!! Thanks have a safe one, take care, Hugs ~ Jilly
Thanks For All The Attention
I only joined FUBAR less then a week ago and already I have found a ton of new friends. I have not caught up on all the E-Mail's yet but I will answer each one. Please be patient with me this time of year is always hectic. I hope to get a few better Photos up but I am a little shy about showing to much skin but I am sure in time I will have a folder for those close to see the real me. Luv ya all and I hope you all have a Wonderful Holiday Season. Lady_Liz P.S. Go by and show Master_William some luvin after all he got me to join.
Dear Santa
Dear Santa, I was really really good this year. Ok ... i was really good this year. Maybe i was just good this year. Ohh .. hell... i tried to be good this year. Damn it... I was downright naughty this year. Please dont leave coal in my stocking. Ok Santa,... i'm laying it all on the line... i was a rotten little bitch this year and i plan on being the same way next year. SO leave something under my tree or i'm telling mrs. claus about us in the closet. Thank you Santa. Have a safe trip and i hope the reindeer dont fart. Love AngelwithHornz
Fakes Living In A Fantasy World
Please Help
Big Day
Well we found out when Dylan will be haveing surgery and what they will be doing.They will be removeing his tonsils,adenoids and will be putting tubes in his ears.The tubes he said will fall out on there own in a year.And we will have to be very carefull not to get water in his ears.Hes going to have it done on Jan.3rd but it might be moved to Dec 31st.Happy New Year! It will take him 2 weeks to get over it and hes going to miss alot of school and I hate that but what can ya do?Me and Dave are just happy he gets to have a nice birthday and christmas. Later today it is finally time for my have the clips taken off my tubes!While im at the Dr,Dave will be at the dentist with Dylan and then they will going Christmas shoping.I think I know what Ill be getting :D Silver size 6.
Complete List Of Scumbag Downraters. (updated 01-05-2008)
Going to start posting dowraters here from time to time & adding names to the list as I go along. Below is the list of scumbags that have nothing better to do in their pathetic lives than to downrate for no reason at all. If you can't say/rate something nice, then you shouldn't say/rate anything at all. · ~~FORSAKEN TWIZTID SOUL~~ rated your photo a '1'! · The The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. rated your photo a '5'! · scattman69 rated your photo a '5'! · ink rated your photo a '5'! · dizdez rated your photo a '1'! · chrisprovorse rated your photo a '6'! · dan(the)man rated your photo a '5'! · Nite rated your photo a '5'! · bigred1199@yahoo rated your photo a '1'! · mordomer rated your photo a '2'! · mordomer re-rated your photo a '1' from a '2'! · dieter87 rated your photo a '5'! · farook rated you a '1'! · housemaid rated you a '5'! · ihateliars rated you a '5'! · demonstar(member of the naught &nice rated you a '4'! · m
12-9-07 Horscope, Very True...
You are moving much more quickly than you had thought you would be at this point, but that just means that things are working out a little better than you had anticipated. Life keeps getting better! ~awww this makes me feel much better...yeah i am moving a lil quickly on something, but when you love something you go for it. things are working out alot better than i anticipated and i can see life getting a whole lot better thanks to my new love kyle...i love you baby, thanks for making me so happy, more than i have been in a very very long time...
Yet Another
Sex Wax
Pulling your arms, flapping you feet! Looking down the swells yours to keep. You raise your hand, carving a line. The ocean Roars, you smile deep inside. The waters blue as a glassy eye, you slip on in a tube you hide. Blasted out by a turning spit. Feeling free with your bodies so fit. Your face is blushed by a sunburning day. You dip your head under in a duck diving way. Headed back out you finaly say:(GOD BLESS THIS EARTH IN A MOTHERS EARTH WAY) Mixed Media, Nature, Foam - free computer desktop wallpaper.
How Much More Can U Take?
When u care for somebody thats a good thing, but how much more can u take or have u to take? Let me see, ure a not couple right now, but both having feelings for eitch other, that means that isnt bad at all. That means both are care for eitch other, i guess. I know a single is a single and can do what the heck he wanna do....there is no exlaining to do...but like i said above, when u care for somebody else..u would slow down in u re private activities, Thats is my opnion about it and also showing the other person u care for. Well i can only talk about me, cuz i have no freaking idea what is going on in a mens head...not even sure if they using that part at all. Everybody knows i care for him, if its friends or even his Ex lol..but i am not sure if somebody understands that there is a level and everything what is going over that level is enough. When u hear every freaking day the same bs over and over again and u not even wanna hear it, that make u sick. It makes u sick hearing how
Rating Someone #1
this is my very first blog.. so please bare with me.. im just so annoyed right now with the way one person just rated me tonite! a "#1" as in One!! And you want to know why? All cause I beat her playing a few games !! How unfair is that? I have rated each and every person on here a "10", why not... LOL...besides the 1 rating I got tonite ,, my only other was a 7... every single person who came to my page rated 10's. so my only one QUESTION is~~~~~~~ How do you rate peoples pics?? (really by appearance or are you just polite? (ok it was a 2 part question! lol
About Me
ok people this is a lil about me thats not said on my page. i have a heart of gold and love making new friends and the like. i consider them my family. i'll treat you with love and respect and kindness and be very caring towards you and all i would ask is for you to be yourself with me as i am with you. but once you hurt me or my friends or even piss me the smooth off theres hell to pay. that i dont take kindly to nor will i tolerate it. and if you piss me off enough you will re grate it big time. i'll sit there and fume over it till ive had it and will let you know what i really have to say and what i really think of it all. then you most likely wont like me an thats fine with me but once i have said my peace i would expect it to all be dropped by both or all parties. i will do that but you have to also. and if ya dont then fine with me but dont be surprised to find yourself blocked from my page. i did not come here and make this account for bull crap or drama and that see
A Soldiers Silient Night
A SOLDIERS SILIENT NIGHT Original Poem, as printed in the December 1991 edition of "Leatherneck": 'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I’d seen. This was the home of a Marine I’d heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled u
im bout to get on off here a while...i got 70 11s left id like to burn b4 i im gonna give em 50 to the first person to comment&20 to the second(cant be same person) onthis blog that is ...Thanks ...thats all i have to say about that...
I'm A Surivior!!!!
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This Woman Has No Clue Tff
I learned a lesson last night, my lesson was never ever mix alcohol with the internet! ---Me and my ex boyfriend do not talk anymore...a couple of months ago we had a very messy break-up and it got to the point where even though we tried to be friends, it just didn't work out so we stopped talking and I deleted him from my friends list on myspace so I wasn't tempted to look at his profile. So It was Saturday night last night and I was relaxin sippin on some wine...Didn't really have anywhere to go soo...I got alil tipsy... and went on myspace.... Apparently, Last night While I was online I E-mailed my ex boyfriend and commented how much I liked his new picture he posted up and how happy he looks! ... lol he read it but never answered me back..How embarresing, he probably thinks I'm a psycho stalker and I hardly remember doing it!! :( That's what you get for mixing myspace with alcohol, don't do it!!
People And Their Insecurities.
I was rating pics today to try to get up to the next level on this goofy site and some of the people who I rated low (only one who gets a 10 from me is my future husband) decided to get pissy and rate me a 1. WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?! Like that's gonna bother me! There only a few opinion's that matter to me and only two of them are on this site. It's a popularity contest and I'm not in it people!!!! I wasn't popular in school and I liked it. I liked being left alone. It's part of my disorders. No one is attractive to everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! You may get a kick out of lying to people but I don't. I tell it like it is. It's called honesty. If you think I'm a 1 then rate me a 1 for crying out loud! I don't really care. My man and the few friends I have in this world love me for who and what I am and that's all that matters to me. You wanna be my friend.....grow some balls and be honest with me.
whats going down my fubar peeps? this new feature on fubar has promted me to do what i been talking about doing for some time now and that would be deleting my fubar. I was kinda disrespectfully to Baby J bout the whole thing and he blocked me lol. he is a cool dude but idk wtf he was thinking with this one but yeah if i dont have your e-mails or myspaces send me a "PRIVATE" message to my inbox and i'll get ya all added up and what not. by tomorrow sometime my fubar will be gone. much love to u all my friends.
Rayna woke up tonight like an hour after she went to bed and brought me another tooth. This is the second tooth in a week that she has lost. So just like last christmas she will be missing 4 of her front teeth. She is also starting to question about Santa and about the tooth fairy. I hope I can make it year with out her finding out the truth about it all. It makes me sad that my little girl is growin up. And Jalen is all excited about having a loose tooth too. I don't see it falling out any time soon, but it is loose enough to wiggle around. Where does the time go?
The End Of Light
I see the eyes of tomorrow the sky turning red the night keeps a watch on the feast of the dead but I cant seem to break this wall never feel the same only in the dying light can you see the last flame oh in the dying light the end of times the freedom bell rings in all hearts and minds i've been blessed and cursed with a hardened sight I see things first before they are made to pass in the night oh call on me to heal your wounds the hand of light in pain consumes oh call on me your precious one the king of night the dying son fear the night it changes me a bitter taste within another day another way to bring it all back again ive cleared your mind took your pain and now you forget me and in this night the dying light will save only me
Just Had To Share This Lol
DADDY,HOW WAS I BORN? A little boy goes to his father and asks " DADDY , HOW WAS I BORN? The father answers, "Well,son. I guess one day you will find out anyway! Your mom and I first got together in a chatroom on yahoo. then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agrees to download from my hard drive, as soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,and since it was to late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-up appeard that said. YOU GOT MALE .
Need To Laugh And So Does Others
I am reposting this story again because i feel I need to laugh and everyone else should enjoy it too. So tell your friends about this blog espcially if you feel they need to laugh. Now on to the story ---------------------------------------------------- The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short... I bought the device and brought it home, loaded 2 AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!! Unfortunatel
Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
A chronicle of how American Indians were displaced as the U.S. expanded west. Based on the book by Dee Brown. That was phrased rather nicely, it's how the US gov't placed NAs on reservations, treated them unfairly and kept taking land from them because they found it was valuable. Movie is very good and more interesting then what imdb says.
Pushing The Limits Of Stupidity! (long Rant)
Yep, it's rant time. Now, I know there are plenty of other blogs saying the same damn thing but you know what? This is complete and utter bullshit! I watch the MuMMs, I enjoy them and the comments. So, I came home today after being gone for a couple hours to this "new feature". I can see people voting, commenting, blah, blah, fucking blah. That's fine and dandy! I don't mind seeing what people do IF they want it to be seen. What I do mind is the fact that *I* have lost MY right to privacy! According to some, I have to buy a VIP to change it. Others say anyone can. Well... I DON'T HAVE AN OPTION FOR MY PRIVACY!!! There are several issues I want to touch on here. 1) As some of you know, I do have a stalker on here. Not in play, not as friends but a REAL scary mother fucker who has obtained MY personal information and pictures of my youngest daughter against my knowledge and wishes. This stalker has posted pictures with my youngest childs' face in them. I have had to make a fake ac
I Am Pissed
Stupid mother fucker came into electronics tonight and cussed me out over emtpy boxes, I could shit chrome nails right now I am so pissed off.
Must Buy Vip Scam
Lori-brunette Babe!
Lori is in a Holiday Happy Hour contest. She has a slight lead but they are gaining fast. Any help would be appreciated and returned.
Who Cares
i could give a rats ass about this bartab crap what yall think?
Pimpin My Friend
My friend Is almost a psycho will you go to her page and help her get the points needed.. Remember anyone who help can influence the next batch of photos....
It comes at night when no one is watching. It comes so soft, that it barely has a feeling. When it comes, your heart is at ease. And the only thing that is on your mind, is Now the agony can finally. Leave As you gaze into the emptiness that fills the air. A Droplet tends to fall. While your memory races back to the time When you thought you had it all. You try to hold in what is deeply within your soul. But the burning is so intense; that you just Can't help but to let it go. During the night a stain is made. And at the same time all your pain is able to fade. The only true feeling that you feel, is the wetness of A drop that is left by a single tear.
The Showing Of Bartab Things
OK HERE ITS IN A HANDBASKET..... the staff here wants "US" the members to by VIPs i guess so they post everything we say or do on this site...if you do not believe it ask SUPPORT, i just did
I can hear him throughout my days I feel him around me all day I hear him whisper in my ear at unexpected times I feel his warmth surrounding me I see his face in my dreams every night I long for all this and more I want him to see me for me For him to look deep into my soul And grab ahold of the love that is being held deep within my heart I don't want a rescuer I want a lover A best friend A partner for life A soulmate Why is he keeping himself from me? Why doesn't he show himself? Is he afraid I want to protect him And love him completely Where is he?
Wiccans And Other Pagans! Unite!
This Is Who I Am
Curves Of A Woman
Soft, sensual and round Mimicking the mother's ground They leave you breathless upon view Making you all wet and your mouth coo Sensitive to the touch of a hand Leaving a lovely impression in the sand Luscious for the eyes to look at While slinking around like a wildcat Knowing you want to take her home So your mouth and hands can roam Across her breasts and deep into her thighs Until the room is only filled with her sighs Those are some words about The beautiful curves of a woman
Breaking The Habit
I deleted all my whorey pictures off here. Im sick of people acting like im easy and Im not. I'm turning over a new leaf. and show people the real me. You'll either like me for my personality, my talks, and my art .. everything me.... and not just my body. SOOOooo... that'd be it... Either like it that way or not I don't give a crap anymore.
If Your A Newbie Swing Bye My Page I'll Return The Flavor
your a newbie swing bye my page i'll return the flavor
I sat on the porch And started to swing Remembering our talks And what life would bring Lots of thoughts Ran through my mind As the sun went away And no longer shined The clouds rolled in The rain started to fall hitting the ground I stood up tall I stepped off the porch For a walk in the rain The cleansing of my soul The cleansing of my pain Walking in the warm air With the rain hitting my face It was something so relaxing As I walked at a slow pace Splashing in puddles Like a kid having fun There's no better time to think No better time to run I welcome the rain It's more than you know Look at the beauty it brings Look at how things grow It's more than just water That gets you wet It's a chance to clear your mind A chance you shouldn't forget Take off your shoes And let it go For the soft mist of the rain Will heal your soul
For The Troops
Twisted and Transparent ~Fubar Army Wifey To John~ Posted this and i wanted to share and pass this on What a great idea!! Please do this. It is a wonderful thing!!! Our troops do so much for us, we can at least take 2 minutes to let them know how much we appreciate our freedom. Something cool that Xerox is doing If you go to this web site, you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is curren tly serving in Iraq You can't pick out who gets it, but it will go to some member of the armed services. How AMAZING it would be if we could get everyone we know to send one!!! This is a great site. Please send a card. It is FREE and it only takes a second. Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and gals over there need to know we are behind them.
If You Need A Banner Or Anything Let Me Know
if you need a banner or anything let me know
Unfelt Touch
How can you ache and crave for someone's touch When you have never felt it? I do this for yours, though, And the yearning grows more each day I have never wanted anything in my life As much as I want you When you whisper such sweet love In my ear when we talk You make me melt into a puddle Of complete helplessness You have become my every waking thought And my every dream at night I breathe in so hard Trying to catch my breath when we can't talk I close my eyes so tight Hoping when I open them you will be there But I know I have to wait Until the time is right It seems so far away That I think I am losing my mind I want to breathe in your scent And keep it with me all day long I want to taste your love for me By kissing your sweet lips I want to feel your body next to me So when you leave for awhile I can hold on I just want you to know That I really do love you When the day comes and we are together You will alway
Whore Of Babylon
I am the whore of Babylon, and deamons give me drink. From a golden wrought chalice, that drips with blood so sweet. I have conqoured the hearts, of many a mortal man. Riding the back of a mythical beast, demons in chains, held in my hands. I smell of Jasmine, hard and strong. They are at my feet, singing beautiful songs. In the rhelms of mist, Beyond all knowing. It was I who rose to the task, To keep the blood still flowing. The hounds of Hell, held by my hand. Astride the mighty beast, in searing desert sands. Belial comes forth, holding forth a carved wooden box. I feel the sleek wood in my hands, That shines like Obsidian Rocks. Written By: RuthAnna Brown-Weems Copt Right, All Rights Reserved,December 9th. 2007
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I'm A Fubar Addict!
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how
Person With Most Comments Wins!!
It's Cold
it's cold
Power Of Love
Here We Are
If You Want To Go Back The Way Bar Tab Was
Another Year...
Greetings & Salutations! Well, I just got home from another road trip – this one to Georgia where my hubby has been working the last 2 weeks on another dig site. What can I say, still honeymooners and can’t be apart that long without withdrawals. *smiles* This past Thursday, I turned 42 and had a very quiet day. No phone calls, no visitors – just me and the critters. It was oddly nice but made me realize that I need to get out and socialize again. The one saving grace was all the love shown to me by my dear friends on Fubar and I can’t thank you enough. I left a bit disappointed but upon my return seeing all the comments and reading my messages put me in better spirits. I should have realized that everyone has lives too and I was just feeling a bit down and selfish. I realized after the fact that people work and get a chance over the weekend and time off to spend it sharing their lives with me as well in different ways. {{{Hugs}}} It was a wonderful weekend, complete with no c
You Are Infinitely Loved
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i know i have not been here for a while, but i will try to check all my messeges and email on myspace. remember it's for my myspace... come and leave me some mail! bye my peeps!
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Prettiest Christmas Tree
Hold Your Head High
sorrow is the one thing people hate to feel, as it enters the life of people it brings all down, the closer you feel to someone the worse it is on them. hold your head high a true friend will help, hold your head high you will be alright, thinking about times that make you feel great, thinking about the place that you love the most. look into the eyes of the loved ones, looking into the heart of someone that is a true friend. they are always by yourside showing you their love. hold your head high the loved ones will be there, hold your head high they will help you through it all, think about the family that loves you true, think about your true friends that is around you. love youself true and you'll make it far in life
For The Ladies Out There
I would like to Know How Many ladies perfure Older Men Then Younger? Also How Much Older Or Younger? I am Just Wondering
Love Me
shine bright for the heart to see, shine brigh for all to feel the heat of passion. looking into the eye of the true one, looking into the heart of the beloved. my heart beats slow, my mind wonders wild, love me pure even though i'm lost in time, love me true for i'm true to you. shining through the grey clouds, shining high above the people who hate me. looking for the heart to beat normal, looking for the people to care for me. my heart beats steady, my mind is a stray, love me even though i'm not rich, love me for me and not for something i'm not
Hiding Spot
Sitting here ... Rocks cold and wet underneath me . Waves splasking near my shoes as the tide is coming in. Water shimmering off into the horizon . Huge puffy clouds looking down upon me . Feeling so small next to something so vast and full of life . Smoking a cigerette listening to the waves crash and seagulls all around me . Looking to gain inspiration and vent the troubles from my mind writing all this on a old envelope off the floor of my car. Mad cause I sometimes feel so alone , yet thankfull sometimes I get a moment alone to reflect. A beautiful cold December day on the ocean brisk wind blowing across my face. Wondering who is thinking about me as I am about them . I love this place hiding spot. Sitting here my thoughts can race , but there is no traffic no people , no influences . I can be me , dorky , kind , cunning , loving and care less what people think . Looking back off into the horizon smiling .....Where is your hiding spot? ~~~~~Lill~~~
When I got home from work today, I found out that the fubar ppl updated the bar tab thing.........and my first thought this facebook? I mean the reason I don't really use facebook is because I really hate that it keeps track of EVERYTHING your friends are doing, with the exception of taking a shit or picking their noses! I think I'm about fed up with this site anyway, this was just one more I think I'm gonna delete my profile in few days. It makes me sad because I met some really cool people on here, but If they are pushing that hard for ppl to buy VIP's then screw them. Vip's should be optional! ok now I feel better!! LOL
Slave For Love
in the mist of the beholder shines above, the love that flows through the soul can only be taken by one. in the eye of the beholder it shines true and bright. bringing the love to the soul for the heart to beat in synch with the beholder. for i'm slave to love, for i'm the slave of the beholder. only one person is beholder, and there is only one beholder.
Bar Tab
i thought this was supposed to be an adult site. if it is why do we have to get a police report on everything that our friends and family does on here. the bar tab was a good way to know if someone added pics or stash and things of that nature. i really dont care who or what they comment on if it isnt mine. this is retarded. and as if there wasnt enough bull shit drama on here with all the contest and fakes and cheaters let alone people posting their life stories and personal life then they wanna cry when they dont get the type of attention they were looking for. give me a break people. we are all supposed to be adults here and too many are acting like children. now babyj want to add to the bull shit with a complete police report on all the actions of friends and family. give me a fuckng break. so with the addition of the bull shit to the bar tab why dont we have more filtering options to eliminate the shit. i have had the walkins blocked for sometime and over the last month or so i st
Bar Tab
I'm not retarded enough to make a MuMM about it, and I haven't looked in the MuMM's for over 22 hours ... I honestly don't give a shit who commented or voted on who's MuMM .. or anything. Really, I don't. So besides making my Bartab "Actions for Me Only", how do I get rid of jacknuts wasting my space? Thanks =P
Wrapped Around
Tattered, Torn Broken, Worn Thrown to the side Lost, Tossed Hard to recognize Beaten, Mistreaten Living a Lie Wet from the tears Filled with the regret Of the past years rejected, neglected left all alone visable holes crawled on, stomped on given away Only to survive another day!
I wonder what kinda shit the new features will stir up in fubar land? LOL We'll have to wait and see won't we?
Leaving Fubar?
Hey Everyone, Ive been thinking if I should stay on Fubar or not? Everytime I log in, I dont get any mail, comments from my friends. Yes I know that I havent been a good friend myself as of lately? But when I use the shout box to say hi to a friend and never get a response back for 30 or 40 mins. You ask yourself what happen between ya? I appreciate those who have left me a comment or bought a drink or a gift? I dont know anymore, seems with my luck, I cant get any of my friends to talk with me anymore? Did I do something wrong, did I not say the right things to you, did I not say I love you as my friend and how glad that we are?? So I think Im just gonna leave, because no one really cares on here. Im giving you my friends, a week to get too know me a little? ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT! I wanna know if anyone on my friends list truly cares to be Friends with me? So I leave it up to you if I should stay or not? Lonesome ol me, Sir George
I Don't Understand Men At All!!!!!!
I Am Not Trying to Hate On Ya men Cause I love Yas Dearly But Yall Confuse Me! You Like When I Leave Ya Comment's Ok Fine But When I Put Tht You Are hot As Hell (Not All Of you Do this) You Get All Freaked Out And Say OMG Your Married I Can't Beleave ou Would say that Or How Can you Say Stuff Like that Don;tYour Man Get Mad HeLL No My Man Is Secure In Our relationship He Konw's I Am Not going Anywhere i Love Him More Than Life Itself Ok So No I Am Not Cheating On My Man I Am Simply Leave Comment's And If you Can't understand That Then Delete Me Or Block Me What Ever you Have to Do !!!!! So Please Dn;t Freak Out When i Write Stuff On your Page~! I really Am A Great Person And No I Am Not tring To Get Your Man Or your Wife So Take A Chill Pill And Just Sit Back And Laugh At The Stuff I Wright Cause Some Of The Shit Is Funny As Hell Soime Is Kinda Naughty!~!!! (EVIL SMILE) KISSES AND HUG"S TO YOU ALL
Draining Friends List
Since no one has read my last few blogs, I don't know why in the hell I'm bothering with this one. I'm draining my friends list and starting over. I don't really want to but with all these 'Joe Blows' leaving a comment here and there most of my correspondence runs off the page. Thank you all for being friends. I hope you understand but I have to keep it down around 100 now.
Ok, so this person that I just started talking to yesterday is now telling me that he wants to commit suicide. I'm one of those people that I care about everyone I know. I obviously don't want this guy to die. I also don't like when people tell me this because I can't do anything to stop them... it just puts me in this awkward situation. I dunno... it's just... stressful... something I should not be putting myself through. I don't know how to deal w/ people at this stage. I don't understand I guess... *sigh*
What This Worlds Coming To!
His Beauty
The sheer beauty of his visage is so captivating it appalls me because I know his soul and I am its prisoner. His beauty to me, remains not pretty, nor aquiline but darkly handsome he is lips so full and ripe for the tasting, I imagine the turn of his nose the tan of his skin, lustrious and soft with masculine vitality. I would stare forever in those eyes, limitless, their superficial beauty is unmatched. Lashes long and thick, slanted shapely; cat's eyes they are. Irises like untapped oil the colour deep and dark, alight with wisdom, caustic wit and intelligence fierce. And this, coupled with compelling vulnerability few can fathom, but I can fathom and I am held captive. Soul-tied we are though I cannot touch him, but with his soul do often intertwine. I will always in my heart be his and he in my heart be mine and I fathom the depths, like no other, his beauty, because I know his soul.
Pussy Eating Frog ------------------------------------------------- A woman goes into a pet store, to purchase some dogfood. She puts the bag of food up on the counter and notices a box full of frogs. She reads the sign on the box.....and it says...." Pussy Eating Frogs" - $20.00 each. (comes with instructions) She looks at it for a minute.......looks around to see if anyone's watching her. ...and she whispers to the man, behind the counter..."I'll take one." He packages up this frog, the woman grabs her dog food, and is on her way home. She gets home....takes out her instructions and reads them carefully, doing exactly what it says to do. 1) Take a shower, put on some nice smelling perfume 2) Put on a very sexy Teddy 3) Crawl into bed......spread your legs and put the frog down "THERE". To her surprise, nothing happens. So, she thought, perhaps, this scent she chose is not appealing to the frog..... So, she showers again.....and tries another perfume. She gets back in
What Is A Dream???
It builds you up, & makes you strong, it teaches you when you do wrong. It looms in front of you day & night, it's never ever out of sight. It's all you base your actions on, it's your motivation, when hope is gone. Your dream, whatever it may be, can be your greatest company.
Ok Ppl! Do U Really Want Stalkers To "know Ur Actions" ?? I Do Not!!
the "posted" comment from Mike isnt the problem here ppl...who cares if "I" hav the option to TURN OFF my bartab to "only see my comments". The point is everyone can now see everyones comments!!! FACT! All ppl see wat u r doing unless u r a VIP, and choose the "option" in PROFILE mentioned below. Only VIP's hav a button in PROFILE that allows ppl not to see wat they r doing.. the "No I'm Skeered" option under bartab settings. Non-VIP's don't have the option to "turn -off" all viewers. so YES! alot of STALKERS will now be able to see exactly wat u r doing. If that doesnt make alot of u ppl a bit nervous, then wait til it happens. Alot of privacy is now gone too. Not nervous? I'm sur u will b very soon. I'm sure "mike's" choices on this will cause many good ppl as members to now make the choice to leave FUBAR for good. That is sad. Cud b avoided. The point of all this??? they want more VIP make more $$$ which GEE!!! surprise!! who doesn't , right?? I mean the
Can You Handle The Heat? I Bet You Cant!!!!!! Prove Me Wrong I Dare Ya!!!
Have you ever just felt like this isn’t my life????? That is so the feeling I have been having the past few days. It just seems that if anything can go wrong it will & if anything bad is going to happen it will happen to me. This holiday season should be great for me with my family being as a whole. Don’t get me wrong not everything that has happen has been bad. I just feel like I’m fighting a loosing battle. It’s like the more I try the more things just fall back on me. Friday night was so horrible and not a night I want to repeat. Even though I did open my eyes to some things that night it still sucked. I hate going to the ER, well honestly who does??? I knew stress was bad for you but didn’t know how bad until Friday night. For those who don’t already here goes. I went into the ER Friday night hurting in my chest. It’s winter time so I thought I was just getting a cold or something. Just my luck couldn’t be something that simple. All the stress & worrying that I have been doing had
Sexy Eyes Contest
this girl was entered in the "Sexiest Eyes" contest it last 7 days and the most comments win please help her with comments if you dont want to its all good its just all in fun away just click on her pic and comment away just remember it last 7 days it ends saturday night
Im Bored Off My Ass
im bored im tired add me rate me cmnt me.. salute me.. w/e do something im fukkin bored.. thnx alot.. PEACE!
Bite Me
seriously ppl if you cant take a joke dont look in the mirror:P
Goin On A Date...
This guy and girl are getting ready to go out on a date. The plan is to go out for a nice dinner, then dancing and then it is up in the air from there. The guy picks her up at her home, he knocks on the door, she opens it up and he stands there stunned by how beautiful she looks. She is wearing a low cut shirt that fits her body perfectly, with a skirt that is cut just above her knee's and a pair of inch and a half heel's that fit the outfit just perfectly. So after noticing all of this he coments on how beautiful she looks, she replies with a shy thank you and says you look pretty good yourself. So she just finishes up what little she has to do and they head to dinner. They get to the restaurant and he hope's that he did a good job of picking a good one. The girl complaments him on a good pick and says it is perfect not to dressy, but dressy enough for what she is wearing. The hostess seats them at thier table set off in a quiet corner so they would beable to talk. The w
Lost Love
Hopelessly bound unfettered by the chains of love's grip - greatest gift, fate's cruelest curse. Wherefore do I weep at knowing the joy, the warmth, at feeling the peace, the fire. Wherefore do I weep unable to complete , to be, unknown the kiss, the flames. Wherefore do I weep at loving not living seeing not touching breathing not sharing holding not loving? All, because I, The Fool, am no more?
One More Day
i watched a movie tonight that i wish everyday one more day with my mom i lost her in 93 and i still miss her i want one more hug to hold her every xmas i wish for it this movie in some ways was me i miss you mom
My Feelins
This is about childeren and on how I feel. You read and hear about it all the time. The latest are these parents in California who left thier kids at home to go to Vegas. What is wrong with people like this? How can a parent (and I use this word losely) just leave thier childeren to fend for themselves? Then you have parents that decide to kill thier kids just to dispite thier former spouses. How can you just up and kill your child? They are supposed to be part of you, your pride and joy, a little person that you helped create. The greatest thing about babies, childeren and kids is that they have a purity, an innocents and if you feel down and out all you have to do is think about a time with a child and reflect on how pure thier smile and laughter are. I had the honor not so long ago the help a friend out with a bone marrow drive for his little girl. When I first met Hirstianna I could not believe this little girl had chronic myelogenous leukemia (CML) . She was so f
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In Memory Of "our Precious Jynx"
I bought Jynx, our Himalayan kitten at Karla's Kritters Pet Store in Hemet, Ca 6 years ago. He was 6 weeks old. He was the sweetest... smallest little ball of fur. He was all white except for his dark gray face, his tail and his boots. He was our baby.... Literally our baby.... My kids found him this morning in the back room of our house... They were screaming.... crying.... He was almost dead. We dont know what happened. He couldn't move anything but his head. He seemed alert. He looked at me, tried to meow but couldn't. I wrapped him in a blanket and took him to the Animal Hospital.... They said he was too far gone. So, I had him put to sleep. My kids and I are so sad.... We will miss you our precious Jynx! I can't believe your gone. :*(
Being Sick Sux
this freekin blows. im sick as hell and not too sure what is goin on. damn headcold got me all types of fucked up. my head feels like it weighs 100 pounds. im dizzy and shit. whatever is going around is pretty damn ruthless. well, i hope no one gets this shit. i dont wish this on anyone. be safe and be healthy everyone. love, amy
Invading Your Chambers
One day, you will blow his mind, And make him want you, Ms OHH SO Fine! Doubt your power? So sensual, so hot, So innocent yet so divine. You affect me. I am so wanting to be, a gentleman, But, rather make you mine. The lover that's honoured, And blessed beyond reason, Will flood you with kisses with each passing season. Your smile will ignite him, Remind him, "God, this miracle lady is mine?" His mission: To treasure for all time. So, blossom as you need, Unfold your beauty, Soft petals like silk. Your lover's hand, Caressing, holding, Nuturing like nature's milk. No sunset is less impressive, Your dreams and desires, Feed your lust. Less you lack heart, And devotion, Such hopes will merely fall apart. Dear lady, You are a saucy vixen, Caring soul, I pray for you. You bless me with kind words, Your friendship, May your dreams and fantasies come true.
She calls me Goliath and I wear the David mask I guess the stones are coming too fast for her now I'd like to believe this nervousness will pass All the stones that are thrown are building up a wall I have become, cumbersome to this world I have become, cumbersome to my girl I'd like to believe we could reconcile the past Resurrect those bridges with an ancient glance But my old stone face can't seem to break her down She remembers bridges and burns them to the ground I have become, cumbersome to this world I have become, cumbersome to my girl Too heavy, too light, too black or too white Too wrong or too right, today or tonight Cumbersome Too rich or too poor, she's wanting me less And I'm wanting her more The bitter taste is cumbersome Yeah! Ah, yeah, no... yeah. Ohhh. There is a balance between two worlds One with an arrow and a cross Regardless of the balance, life has become cumbersome
I honestly think that dec 7, 2007 was the scariest night of my life...i was at the flogging molly concert with some friends of mine and thought that everything was going fine.. some time around 8 i noticed that my legs felt a little weak next thing i knew i blacked out and was unresponsive to anything, had shallow breathing, i honestly thought i was going to die that night, i finally came to around 10:05 waking up in the hospital...i don't know what triggered the black out and honestly it scares the hell out of me. so i have desided to take things easy until i know for sure what is going on
Tennessee Temptress
for a long time ive wandered around the lands in search of the meaning of happeness.there were what seamed close calls but never the fullfilment i thought would be there,i actually had began to think that like love happeness was some word made up without any true meaning.then one day i began talking to a casual friend and family member (l.d.c.)id had a rather close call and she came to me with just a casual get well and understanding but there was something more to it.i felt id known her for years or from a differant lifetime and wed just been reunited,not just meeting for the first time.well things went on and i found myself talking to her daily and waiting for the time she came online so i could talk to her.i never believed in computer romances but here i was,beginning my day and ending my day with her on my mind.well to make a long story short i fell in love with her and we began a more indepth relationship.ive been with her now for a few days and its been the happiest days of my li
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Hi My Name Is Chris And I Sign Contracts Without Reading Them (july 2006)
The Marine Corps is a special kind of hate. I like being a marine. i like the experience, i like telling people about it, i like the history. but that's where the like ends, and the pure, unrelenting hatred begins. My "career" started because as a naive 18 year old, burned out from studying constantly at college, i wanted adventure. and where better than the marines to find it? so i went to the recruiter, who said that with my test scores being almost off the charts, i could do any job i wanted. so i wanted cryptologist, aka codebreaker. but that was filled up. then presidential duty. ok, i'll take that. but about 2 steps away from the bus to parris island, i was yanked out of line and told that because my recruiter fucked up, i had to go open contract. and so i learned the first rule of recruiting: "say whatever it takes to make the poor bastard sign the contract." so after the 3 grueling months at parris island, i am awarded the illustrious job of: MARINE MECHANIC.
Last Try Agin
REPORTER: What do you think tribal sovereignty means in the 21st century, and how do we resolve conflicts between tribes and the federal and state governments? BUSH: Yeah. Uh, tribal sovereignty means that. It's sovereign. Means you're a -- you're a -- you've been given sovereignty and you're -- viewed as a sovereign entity. 6 Sep 2004 During a campaign stop in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, President George W Bush reveals: "We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." 19 Oct 2004 In an interview with CNN's Paula Zahn Now, Pat Robertson declares: "I warned him about this war. I had deep misgivings about this war, deep misgivings. And I was trying to say, Mr. President, you better prepare the American people for casualties. 'Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties.' Well, I said, it's the way it's going to be. And so, it was messy. The Lord told me it w
Made For My Baby
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Dear Ken: One of the sad things about old friends is that they seem to be getting older -- just like you! 55 years old. Wow! That is really old. Thank goodness you have such a young, beautiful wife. Laura and I value our friendship with you. Best wishes to Linda, your family, and friends. Your younger friend, George W. Bush So when George claimed to have nothing but hazy recollections of Mr. Lay, he wasn't exactly being forthright. Or loyal, for that matter. But that's just what happens when one of your closest friends turns out to be a crook. War on Terror Heading into August 2001, Bush spent less than two-thirds of his days actually working. Then the White House staff announced that he was about to head off to Crawford for a 31-day vacation. It would have been the single longest holiday in Presidential history, but after the news media started sharing this fact with the public, Dubya's people scaled it back by a week so he wouldn't ta
Has Sometthing Changed Yet Again
HI All Was just wondering if i'm seeing things...but Why is everybodies business coming up on my bar tab? Have they changed things yet Oh anyway not that anyone will answer but hey just thought i'd ask? Doesnt anybody have privacy any more? Another rant from you know who!!!!!
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This concept of the chief executive being the guy who gathers the brain trust whenever something goes haywire is illustrative of Bush's philosophy of government. It should be reactive, not active. Your typical liberal might respond with something like, "I intend to hold daily meetings on the state of the economy, where we track exactly this kind of thing and take measures the minute they're needed." But Bush believes that government should do as little as possible. It's supposed to handle major crises but otherwise stay out of everyone's hair. That was pretty easy to do as governor. Running Texas isn't really a full-time job. When Bush kept bringing up his legislative successes as governor, we were supposed to be impressed. It's kind of anticlimactic when you learn that the Texas legislature only meets for 140 days, and even then they only hold a session every other year. Otherwise they're on hiatus. That really tends to lighten the workload. Governor Bush's typical workday included
My Last Goodbye
Another new poem by me: This will be my last goodbye, This is how it ends, Moving up another step, And leaving lots of friends. "We'll see each other, we'll make plans," I've heard it all before, All I can say to that, my dears, Is "Yes, I am so sure." The truth, my friends, is simply this, We'll all be having fun, And we'll forget old times and memories, In the midst of the summer sun. As we approached the six-week hols, Our friendships started waning, But no-one did anything about it much, Except complaining. Good luck to you, my loyal group, Fun times are passing by, Live a long, successful life, Goodbye, my friends, Goodbye.
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But just in case any supporters were still harboring doubts, Bush selected Dick Cheney as running mate after he won the nomination. Cheney had a long career in Washington. He served in the Nixon and Ford administrations, spent the '80s in the House of Representatives, and was Secretary of Defense for Dubya's pop. In fact, the press even dubbed Cheney "Mr. Experience." Regardless of Cheney's qualifications, world leaders -- especially the Europeans -- were flabbergasted by the Republican party's nominee for President. George was not exactly what you would call well-traveled. Campaign staffers claimed that he had taken "more than a dozen" trips outside the U.S., although they admitted that the vague figure included "many, many" trips to Mexico and Canada. Bush made a month-long excursion to China while his father was stationed there, which the New York Times summed up as "trying to date Chinese women (unsuccessfully) during a visit to Beijing in 1975." He had visited Israel and Egy
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George absolutely loved it. And why not? It was the ultimate dream job, it was business but it was also fun. Then somebody suggested that he run for governor. But Bush was unwilling to give up baseball. In fact, the only ambition he had was to someday become league commissioner. When the presiding commissioner suddenly resigned, George called him to see if he could get his support to assume the post. When the man suggested that Bush pursue politics, George replied: "I think I'd rather be commissioner than governor." While he lobbied franchise owners for support, Republican party officials kept trying to convince Bush that he ought to run for office. George talked it over with one of his oldest friends, Roland Betts. When Bush was Yale chapter president of Delta Kappa Epsilon, Betts served as DKE's rush chairman. And they had both been investors in Spectrum 7. Now they were both partners in the Texas Rangers. According to the book Fortunate Son, Bush confided to his friend: "Y
Got A Yellow Ribbon On Your Suv?
Do you get tired of seeing these yellow - pink - blue - green....things?
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George At Work People like to assume that George got rich from oil speculation. It's a simpler and more inspiring explanation than the truth. He did launch an oil business, Arbusto Energy, in 1978. But it was a financial disaster from the very beginning and never turned a profit. Fortuitously, it got swallowed up in a 1982 merger with another energy company named Spectrum 7. The merger was engineered by a couple of Bush family friends. For some reason they opted to rescue the son of the Vice President of the United States from his own financial catastrophe and make him the CEO of the merged entity. Four years later, Spectrum 7 was itself floundering underneath $3 million in debt. Which is when Harken Energy, yet another company run by a family friend, came in and bailed out Bush's enterprise a second time. George was given a fat wad of stock options and a $120,000 annual salary, but no actual work to do. Technically, Bush's official capacity was as a member of the company's audi
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Today Bush regrets ever drinking, cannot trust himself with any amount of alcohol, and hoped in vain that his children would avoid it. But don't call him an alcoholic, particularly in front of his kids. Evidently Bush believes that an effective way of discouraging young people from abusing drugs or alcohol is to stonewall whenever the topic comes up. A few years ago he advocated this technique to a Newsweek reporter: "I wouldn't tell your kids that you smoked pot unless you want 'em to smoke pot. I think it's important for leaders, and parents, not to send mixed signals. I don't want some kid saying, 'Well, Governor Bush tried it.'" The man certainly practices what he preaches. Bush categorically refuses to answer questions about allegations of past drug abuse, especially persistent rumors about him having used cocaine. The Brainiac In 1978, George made a halfhearted stab at politics when he ran for an open Congressional seat. Maybe he didn't know what else to do, other
More Ex-gf Drama!
So i come home from okinawa, and i meet this girl, kim. she's a catwalk model, singer, etc. unbelievably gorgeous. we go out on a few dates, and hit it off very well. those dates, by the way, john landis could not have set up a better series of perfect dates. the only thing that would make them better is john cusack, a symphony orchestra, white doves, and fireworks on cue. she meets my best friends, they think she's heaven-sent, everything is going great. kim is basically marriage material. like fly-out-to-vegas-married-by-elvis material. i like everything about her, she feels the same. so the last date, we go to see THE GRUDGE. that should be enough foreshadowing for anyone. so while we're driving to the theater, she drops the "let's just be friends" bomb. which, the mere mention of the phrase, makes emo freaks start cutting themselves. THEN, i get into a fender bender on the highway (hint: woman driver stops in the middle of the on ramp). THEN, halfway through t
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A Newsweek profile observed that young George "seems to have majored in beer drinking at the Deke House." Whenever he had some free time, Bush was spending it getting drunk and/or laid, when he wasn't busy playing competitive sports, and doing whatever the hell it is they do in those twice-weekly meetings at Skull and Bones. And besides, George had become acclimated to simply coasting through life. Experience taught him that there was no problem that couldn't be solved with a little money, or a couple of well-placed phone calls from his father George HW Bush. So why should he kill himself to get straight A's? It was just completely unnecessary. The basis for this outlook on life was never illustrated more clearly than when George was confronted with the specter of the Vietnam War. After Yale, Bush successfully dodged the draft by volunteering for a six-year hitch in the Texas Air National Guard. This required some serious string-pulling, but the Bushes had lots of friends in high
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George W. Bush In the past, many of his detractors have dismissed him as a "lightweight." A chump. A joke. Many of them still do. And it's easy to see where they got this impression. Whenever he gives a speech, he invariably comes off sounding like some kind of ignoramus, who experiences difficulty wrapping his lips around the words that scroll across the Teleprompter. And when he has to work off-the-cuff, his folksy demeanor makes him seem more like the store manager of a Radio Shack than the President of the United States. But George W. Bush is fully aware of how his enemies perceive him, and this is precisely how he wants them to react. His personality and mannerisms are actually the result of deliberate effort. This is not to say that it's all an act, but he does emphasize these elements of his personality for the benefit of the press and general public. And yet these affectations continue to be astonishingly effective; his act still manages to fool even his political opponents
Ex-gf Drama!
yes, i am single again. add another car to the trainwreck of my relationship history. this is one for the ages. -------------------------------------------- so i go to a hotel party with my girlfriend. it was in a hotel-apartment. like a hotel room designed for week and monthlong stays. full kitchen, etc. so i grab my 3 best friends, buy some booze, go to the hotel, and start drinking. her friends are there, and i'm supposed to be socializing, but i prefer to slam brews with my friends than interact with townies. so i get pretty drunk after a few shots and some beer pong. So the song "smack that" by akon comes up. this is a song about smacking girls on the ass. i look over, and there's my girlfriend, grinding on some local loser, getting her ass slapped by like 4 guys. this makes me uncomfortable, and she knows this, but she does it anyway. my girlfriend's best friend walks by, and i playfully smack her ass. BIG MISTAKE. ------------------------------ here,
December 23rd @ 10 Est
THE SISTERHOOD PROUDLY PRESENTS....... A WEDDING! The Sisterhood and The Sisterhood Lounge invite you to share in the celebration of the fu-marriage of Liberated Spice and Big Jimmy On Sunday, December 23rd at 10:00 pm est in the Sisterhood Lounge Real Life wedding to follow in 2008 For this one night only, men WILL be allowed in the lounge!! (Just don't subscribe :D ) Come celebrate with us.
1. Celluloid- a tough flammable thermoplastic "Hearty, celluloid like a drummer."(p. 93) 2. Oblige- to put in one's debt by a favor or service "Remote cousins and family friends whom mere acquaintanceship invested with a sort of blood obligation noblesse oblige." (p. 105) 3. Affiinity- an attraction to or liking for something "Women do have always his voive above the gabble voice that breathed an affinity for evil, for believing that no woman is to be trusted, but that some men are to innocent to protect themselves." (p. 105) 4. Approbation- an act of approving formally or officially " Telling us about Gerald's women in a Quentin has shot Herbert he shot his voice through the floor of Caddy's room tone of smug approbation." (p.105) 5. Incontrovertible- not open to question "They all talked at once, their voices insistent and contradictory and impatient, making of unreality a possiblitity, then a probability, then an incontrovertible fact, as people will when their desires
Movie Rental- Supper Bad
this was a funny ass movie. not ment for young kids by any means. but so worht buying!!!! five cherries
Movie Rental- Bratz
this is mostly for girls ages 6-12. not bad. but not my thing. two cherries
So True About Fubar
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how
The Awful Truth About Fubar
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how
Ya Gotta Hear This Song
Ya gotta love it - if you've never heard it you gotta hear it once - for all those that have heard it before, ya gotta do it one more
Its Allright!
Movie- Golden Compass
this was a good movie. well done, good effects. not bad for kids. three cherries. lol
All I Want For Christmas...
all i want for Christmas is a job so all these worries would finally stop money to pay the bills and a roof over my head a warm place to sleep snuggled down in a bed a pay check at the end of the week not much to ask for just so i have enough to eat I know i sound like a typical bum but thanks to president bush i soon wont have a home
Love Is A Gift That Shouldnt Be Used
Her friendship made the difference of a true friend like her Her voice made Me smile when I heard it in person or on the phone Her eyes made Me look into Hers to see inside her soul Her happiness made Me happy when We were together spending time Her loneliness made Me sad cuz She wanted to spend time with someone who she likes, I hope its ME!!! Her precious arms made me feel good after a hug Her personality was precious as My heart within Me Her heart, was full of life happiness and love Her hands were soft and gentle when We held hands Her lips were gentle and waiting for Me to kiss Her Her body made Me tingle everytime We cuddled together Her body was soft and gentle too when We hold each other at nite Her body made Me smile when We spend time intimately in bed together Her and Me spending time together made Me realize dreams do come true Her life was busy and exhausting always looking for her special someone to come alog Her life was precious and busy as life
The Way Of Life
life, take it as u will , but sooner or later things arent gonna go as planned , life is about taking risks and taking chances but alot of people hold back on taking any risks or chances, everyday someone in life is gonna step up and take a chance or risk and they can have either have 2 options they can fail or succeed but the ones who succeed have more options in life than the ones who fail the people who fail will most likely take every option that they pssibly can to make life better. some people take life for granted and think thing should just come to them instead of following and chasing the things in life that are necessary, for example .a homeless person doesnt have the oppertunity to have a butler or maid to cook them breakfast or food that they want instead they are the ones who have work to hard in life to get the necessary things to get through in life some of them dont want to work for the things they need they think it should just come to them and think other people shoul
The Awful Truth About Fubar
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how
I Don't Know.. I Hate Titles
If anyone ever said a kiss couldn't stop the world, They never knew you. All I've ever known of heaven and earth Could melt in the inky darkness of your eyes. My back to the wall, I was ready for anything, I was never prepared for the soul I've seen in your smile. I never expected all the evil of this world To fade away with your touch... damn
Quiz On Me
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The Nekromantix Monday Night Dec. 10 At The Meridian Houston
Cant wait till tomorrow night gonna go see the badest assed rockabilly band ever NEKROMANTIX at the meridian downtown houston u should go if u can definatly not to be missed. check out nekroman jam out on his stand up coffin bass. yall might know him from horror pops his wifes band. dont miss it if u see me holla i'll buy u a drink, a real one!
Drink Me!
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Lmfao Saw This On A Bulletin
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how
My Ass Is On The Block
It all begins on Monday Dec 10th 9 a.m cst ....10 a.m est My ass goes up on the Block For SALE to the highest bidder! So Come Monday Stop On By & Place Ur Bid !!!
The Christmas Candle
The Christmas candle By Eric Ethan I lit a Christmas candle with candy cane smell through the house I have it lit for a reason to make this Christmas special To think of you on this holiday season Though we are far from each other You down there and me up here with Santa Claus I keep that lit to smell that smell of the fresh holiday this season To dream of you and think of special Christmas together So if we if it lit on that Christmas day think of special reason to spend that Christmas dream we share together. Of that awesome log cabin and spending time we always dream of the coolest Christmas together. Merry Christmas The End
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How Do I Change It?
Is there a way to turn off what comments and mumms our friends do --- while at the same time, still being able to see when they update stash and pics to go rate? ALSO ---- Is there a way, to turn off showing the comments and mumms I do without turning off when I update my stash and photos?
Rain, rain on my face It hasn't stopped raining for days My world is a flood Slowly I become one with the mud But if I can't swim after forty days and my mind is crushed by the thrashing waves Lift me up so high that I cannot fall Lift me up Lift me up when I'm falling Lift me up I'm weak and I'm dying Lift me up I need you to hold me Lift me up Keep me from drowning again Downpour on my soul Splashing in the ocean, I'm losing control Dark sky all around I can't feel my feet touching the ground Calm the storms that drench my eyes Dry the streams still flowing Cast down all the waves of sin And guilt that overthrow me Lift me up when I'm falling Lift me up I'm weak and I'm dying Lift me up I need you to hold me Lift me up Keep me from drowning again
Story...part I
I come home after a hard day of work, to find you standing in the doorway wearing a silky, see-through teddy, holding a tall cold beer for me. We embrace tightly and I take a deep breath to relax, knowing you have prepared dinner, and a little more for me. The scent of jasmine and your own body’s chemistry sends my senses into overdrive, instantly visions of your lovely naked body in various naughty positions fill my mind. I can feel your body’s reaction to me as well, your soft breasts pressed into my chest, your taut nipples, and the heat rising from your loins. My right hand sides down the silky fabric of your teddy and immediately cups your soft ass, pulling you closer to me. We release from our embrace, and you hand me the much needed cold beer. I kiss your soft warm lips and let your mouth melt onto mine. You turn to walk into the kitchen to prepare a plate of dinner; roast beef, mashed potatoes with the skins and lots of butter and gravy, rolls, and peas, nothing fancy, just a h
Wildflower It Is.
ReDyed my hair today with wildflower, its a purple ive used before but it didnt stay in very long so i was trying to avoid it. The guy at the store said they were discontinuing my hair dye:( Ive been using it for 10 years, since I was like 13 or so. I wanted to cry. That means ive gotta go through the hassel of trying different brands and dyes to see which ones are relatively decent enough to use, Spend money on colors Im not guarantteed work, and possibly waste hours dyeing and redying or rebleaching my hair if it comes out horrible. I had an anxiety attack most of the afternoon but got my hair dyed and felt more confident[i felt so uncomfortable with my hair all fucked up]. i didnt even wana have my hair showing durring sex, i was like "Hold on! lemmie get a bandanna so i can cover my hair", its hard to feel good and have sex when your appearance makes you panic. but yeah, im purple now, new pics in a day or two
Ok...for Goodness Can Change It!!!
How Hard Is It To Repost A Bulliten For Our Longe
You Might Be A Hillbilly
You Might be a Hillbilly if… You’re twenty-five and still working on your MBA; You tattoo your children’s names on their arms with a needle charred over a candle flame; Your health insurance doesn’t cover pre-existing conditions; The last time you fought with your sister, you stabbed her; You clean your own pool; You pull your pregnant wife off the John Deere and punch her senseless whenever you have a 12-pack; The farthest you’ve been from home is Italy. And There’s No Doubt You’re a Hillbilly if… You think Ken Lay is innocent. You torture animals to impress your girlfriend. You allow your server to pour the wine before you taste it. You killed a classmate in kindergarten and another in grade school. You donated less than $10,000 to your alma mater last year. You can’t see a cross without reaching for your lighter. You do your own taxes. But You Might or Might Not be a Hillbilly if… You study for the
Wow guess people hate the feature and people that complain about the feature.... my bad... sorry if you were annoyed by my mumm tonight. Peace to all!
My Own Life
I know dear friend, that you mean the best, But now is the time to give it a rest, Your judgment sometimes can cut like a knife, I know who I am and this is My Own Life. It is up to me to decide what to do, My choices are for me and not up to you, I know that you think that you do know best, But I will choose on life, love and all the rest. I know sometimes you think I could do better, But truly friend your opinion doesn't matter, And yes, I know mistakes I am likely to make, But those are the chances I am willing to take. So if you are really and truly my friend, You will stand with me through thick and thin, Through all my choices keep your opinion to yourself, For this is My Own Life and I will live it myself. DQA
Musica Nocturna: M4ch1n35p34k V2.0 Playlist 12/09/07
FRONT LINE ASSEMBLY - Unleashed (Mindless Mix) DIVERJE - Smell The Blood DVATION - Believe In INURE - Subversive (Corrupted Re-Edit) TAU FACTOR - Serotonin FUNKER VOGT - Paralysed (AE5 Remix) XENTRIFUGE - Entombed SCHATTENSCHLAG - Sentenced to Death ANDRACULOID - Lifeless Eyes (Bloodshot Version) DAWN OF ASHES - Torture Device WINTER SOUL - Reactor ASLAN FACTION - Hell On Earth (Retrosic Mix) TERRORFAKT - Criminal Intent BLUDSTON - Machina MANUFACTURA - Killing You SHNARPH! - Ausgebrannt PROCESS OF ELIMINATION - End Of Line (Boxcutter Mix) GOD MODULE - Brains FRACTURED - All That's Left SOMAN - Fly XOTOX - Eisenkiller STAHLFREQUENZ - Black Horizon COMBICHRIST - What the Fuck is Wrong with You? :WUMPSCUT: - Jesus Antichristus (Feindflug Remix) KOMBAT UNIT - We Are Machines REAXION GUERRILLA - Sarifice (Remixed by x-Fusion) CARNIVORA - Motivation for the Unseen Things DERMA-TEK - Existential ADAM X - Chaos & Mayhem (Sonar Remix) THIS MORN' OMINA - (The) Ninth
Does Anyone Know Why?
Why you are captured at the first hello? Why when they are not there your heart hurts so? Why everything seams so right? Why it is not easy to say goodnight? Why do you let them into your world? Why they seams to know what to say? Why they know how to make your day? Why they promise to be true to you? Why lie when you know your untrue? Why the old saying "OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND" Because it is so easy to do!
Do I Care
Do I really care on what mumm my friends voted on or who they left a comment for?! NO I DON'T!! So why the hell is FUBAR letting us know this useless information?!?! Bullshit I tell you. Totally bullshit. That is all.
" If I Was In Your Bed"
> If you woke up one morning & saw me in your bed wat would you do? > > > 1) Go Back To Sleep > 2) Slap Me > 3) Cuss Me Out > 4) Tell Me To Leave > 5) Climb On Top Of Me & Cuddle > 6) Have Sex With Me (Details please ; ] ) > 7) Make Me Breakfast > 8) Ask My Name > 9) Call The Cops > 10) Kiss Me > > Repost with the title ''IF I WAS IN YOUR BED!'' an see how many people want you in their bed.
He Did It
He did it for DANIEL in the lions` den He closed the lions mouth For that I say AMEN He did it for MOSES at the red sea He held back the waters And the LORD saved me He can meet my special needs To live in peace and harmony LORD take me 2 calvary
Way Over It!
Big Beautiful Woman - Taken From Thoma
Big Beautiful Woman From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from BBW) The phrase "Big Beautiful Woman" (commonly abbreviated as BBW) is used by its proponents to denote an attractive, self-confident "woman of size". BBWs are also the focus of a subculture with interests centered on the acceptance, support, and admiration of fat women. Exceptionally large women are called SSBBWs, with the SS standing for "super size". Recently, "Hypersize" has come into use to describe women upward of 500 pounds. The term "BHM," which stands for "big handsome man," is not nearly as prevalent as the term "BBW." Men who are attracted to BBWs are known to the world at large and the media as "chubby chasers" or "fat admirers" although many men who admire such women do not use either term to describe themselves. Some of these men are attracted exclusively to BBWs, while others are simply attracted to good-looking women regardless of size. There are also a large number of lesbian women wh
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The Heart Knows
The Heart Knows I think that the heart knows, When a true loving heart comes along, And I think that it rejects all others, Because it knows they are all wrong. I think it seeks another heart, That is capable of the same kind of love, And I think it looks for a sign, That this love is a gift from above. I think when it's found it's mate, It doesn't hesitate to take a chance, It begins to flutter like a butterfly, And begins a seductive dance. The other heart will feel the same. And begin it's own special dance too, I know because my heart fell hard, For the loving heart inside of you. We sing the same song of love, We love with a passion that's deep, I know yours is the one true love, That I will always want to keep.
New Bartab Feature
OK, since i know you are all voting on the stupid mumms about it since I can SEE everything you are doing, do everyone a favor. Go to "My Profile" and change the options under "Notify my friends when I do stuff:" to NO. Problem solved, stop bitching... quit being annoyed. Pass it on, it's actually pretty easy to do... hell, I did it. FYI -- if you can't figure it out, or like this for some reason, let me know and I'll delete you. I don;t need to know your EVERY MOVE!
Christmas Soldier
Here's a little something I read not too long ago out here. Thought you all might like it and will pass it on to everyone you know. Much love to you all and Merry Christmas :) I couldn't help wonder, how many lay alone, On a cold Christmas Eve, in a land far from home, The very thought, Brought a tear to my eye, I dropped to my knees, and started to cry, The soldier awakened, and I heard a rough voice, "Santa don't cry, this life is my choice; I fight for freedom, I don't ask for more my life is my god, my country , my corps." The soldier rolled over, and drifted to sleep, I couldn't help it, I continued to weep, I kept watch for hours, So silent and still, And we both shivered, From the cold night's chill, I didn't want to leave, On that cold dark night, This guardian of honor, so willing to fight. Then the soldier rolled over, with a voice soft and pure, whispered " carry on Santa, It's Christmas day, all is secure" One look at my
To All You Fat Girl Haters
New Bar Tab
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE Are you having a sensory overload with all these alerts? I personally find it kinda interesting. I think it will be fun to comment on more Mumms should I get bored. I might possibly get blocked but until then... woo hoo!
Man Rules
The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only
You're plagued by façade It engulfs you, takes you in Overwhelming. You lie, you shallow corpse, you die. Are we supposed to be so complacent? Oh, you're good. Selfishly bottling desires inside. Laying in wait, we watch furtively. Pounce! mauling the opportunity to help. You won't pull through, dejected child. He wastes you, drains you of being. He's a liar, the enmity between us apparent. Like the thorns of a rose, He slashes the delicate flesh of your heart. Wrenching out any tendons left whole. He wastes you, drains you of being. Why, fragile doll? Why are you so easily broken, By something so harmless? I'll kill him, flesh And Bone.
New Bar Tab Feature
Good Without The Existense Of A Higher Being
I went to a debate today. The subject was about good v. evil, more specifically, can good exist without a god, or without God. The debate was between an atheist and a Christian. Like expected, the athiest presented clear, well reasoned points, backed by scientific facts and was arduous in his arguement in that he made his point clearly. The atheist was a man named Shermer, can't remember his first name. The Christian was a man named Denesh D'Sousa. He, as anyone might predict a self-proclaimed Christian would be, was long-winded and philosophic in his arguement, never really answering any questions directly. I had no bias going in to view the men debate, but I have to admit that had I been an individual on the cusp of deciding between either practising a religion or not getting involved, then I might have been persuaded to stay aloof, if only for the fact that the D'Sousa was arrogant and un-concise. I myself have a live and let live attitude twards life and this debate gav
Stunted Dimentia And Coffee Cake
The human mind is a very tricky thing. It's like a mime that yells at you for being too close or a British Guard who chases down a purse snatcher...just ain't right. Why is it when you have good intentions something always fucks them up? I keep testing myself to see if it's possible to have female friends and my mind always has to put it's two cents in and try to make it something it isn't. Stupid Brain, I smack you with popsickles. I have also come to realize that I am forgetting people. I had three people come to me at the bar last night who recognized me (despite me losing the 3 foot poney tail I had the last time they saw me), but I couldn't think of their name or where I knew them from. I think me brain is getting broked in old ages. Oh yeah, I now own two laptops and two and a half desktop computers. (I also have one laptop I'm ordering a new screen for and then I wil have three) lol -Robert
My Wedding
Our WeddingYou are invited toKing Riddles&Jade'sFubar WeddingFriday, the 14th of December6:60pm est@ theLionsden LoungeCeremony to be preformed by:Fubar Pastor Bubba(ceremony time may change and if so you will be notified)ღJÃУღ۞KìÑǧ W쇣¥²B£۞§†ìL£††õ ÇìЯLღ@ fubar
Long Night...
I know I post this everytime I take my son home, but its starting to be a long night that is too quiet. Friday David was crying when I got him. His mom and stepdad had spent the last hour picking on him nonstop, somethign they freely admitted and found quite amusing. It took me almost an hour to get him to stop crying. What they picked on him about isn't important, but to keep dooinging it to the point of tears is just being cruel. It's why when he gets here he is so starved for love and attention. I just wish he was always here. Just have to stay positive and think of having him for Christmas. His mom doesn't want him at all Christmas Eve or Christmas Day again, so he will be with me. This past weekend was a good one for us. Only thing we did out of the ordinary was get the tree and put it up. Other than that, its just freetime to play and have fun.
Picture Show..
I stand at the edge of tomorrow looking at the future I cross the line into the off limits zone, its torchure I am stronger, I fight harder, longer, better than before I am not who I appear, not who you impose, not at my core I am not crazy, I am not scared, I make my own decisions I don't ask, I don't follow, I make my own collisions I walk, I skip, I run, I jump into my own abyss I love, I laugh, I remember, I weap. I hate, I wish I am here standing in front of you, waiting for you I am ready, I will break my rules, I want to be a "we" You look at me, you see me, you are unsure of me You are strong, you are brave, you are not like others You smile at me, you take no bullshit, I'm discovered We are here at the door, we smile, we look, we know We are the missing piece of our puzzles, we are just beggining our lifes picture show....
Marriage Pfft
So, ok, me and hubby are on the outs, completely. I'm open for comments on the situation. We rushed into marriage and we don't even feel for each other, but do have a kid. Anyone just come out of a bad marriage? I am only 26 and this was a huge mistake. Thanks in advance
Update Part 2
I Lost over 30 pounds now and 3 dress size. I well be adding more pic when I can.
This is holly, the newest addition to our menagerie
I watch him as he reaches for me and the muscles in my body tighten... Waiting for his hand to touch my skin, the anticipation is almost unbareable... The weight of his body on mine, comforts my aching muscles.. Aching from the longing to feel him inside me and not having him there for so long... I feel the tightness around my lungs relieved from his kiss, I can finally take a breath... Feeling as though I had been unable to breathe from lifes stress, until I was safely in his arms... My dependancy on him is like a drug but, I am not looking for rehabilitation. This addiction is a beautiful vice with the side effects being total devotion and love for him...
Whiny Crybabies Just Leave? - Tab Issue Fixed
I know that many of us are turned upside down by the new feature of being notified about what all of our friends are doing. Some like it, some don't. I happen to be with those who don't. Baby J says I like BabyJ and have the utmost respect for him but in this case we must agree to disagree. Absolutely, I can..........and have turned my settings to see what's going on only on my page. Why? Quite franky, I adore my friends but I do NOT feel the need to be all up your business like that. However, just because I've disable mine doesn't mean that someone else can't watch every move I make. That is what I dislike about the new feature. I should be able to decide if I want to be watched like that or not. A simple button or dropbox that says "Allow others to see what I'm doing - yes or no" would solve this whole issue. So those who want to hand out tissues or call the whaaambulance are welcome to keep doing that. I usually support and back up site changes as they are nece
?'s About Me
1.)Q. Can you cook? 1.)A. Yes !! 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up 2.)A. To be a mom 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had 3.)A. That i could draw or sing 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be 4.)A. Long Island Ice Tea 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable 5.)A. Mmmmm I have many ! 6.)Q. What was the last book you read 6.)A. Abide with Me 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you 7.A. Libra 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings 8.)A. Just my ears are pierced! 9.)Q. Worst Habit 9.)A. None I am an Angel .... 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride 10.)A. Depends on what you were offering me for giving you the ride... 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport 11.)A. None sports are gay. 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude 12.)A. Optimistic 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me 13.)A. mmmmm... how long are we gonna be stuck ? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you 14.)A. My daddy died :( 15.)Q
Scooter Bar Christmas Contests! Get Your Entries In!!!!
CHRISTMAS CONTEST! Many will enter, few will be chosen, only one can win! Slade is looking for the Hottest Ladies on fubar all dressed up in their Sexy Christmas outfit to decorate his lounge for the Holidays!
I Lost Wight Part 1
Hi everyone. I know I have not been online much. I would like to let everyone know that I have lost 2 dress sizes, and over 20 pounds. I feel good and I look different. I will keep everyone up to date with my progress. I will but the pictures up as soon as I can. Thanks Everyone. angel
How some people do their best to talk themselves and others into thinking that whatever they did isn't their fault and how they are in fact the true victim. Like you could have a man who cheats on the pregnant girlfriend he said he would someday marry, leave her while she's still pregnant, spends every penny he makes on himself, and still tries to make the mother of his child feel like everything he does is because she is driving him to do it. That she brought it on herself. Everytime she gets furious when he proves to not live up to any of his promises or obligations, he claims he is fed up with her treating him like shit when he has been apparently "been so great to her". How can he really be blamed for having lied and manipulated her for so long, when it is really him who should be felt sorry for since he had to put up with her constant sticking up to him every time he acts like a five year old who isn't allowed to have McDonald's for dinner? Manipulation, emotional, and p
Pain Everlasting
My shoulders are heavy. The weight of the world is pushing me down. I'm slowly slipping out of my mind, Slipping from reality. I'm breathing heavy, I feel so cold, So blind. But I wont give up. I'm to strong. As long as I keep on believeing... As long as I can trust... Pain is everlasting. But love... Lasts forever.
Has It Happened !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have met a wonderful best friend in the world introduced us...we have talked for a while on the phone...but never met till this weekend. was awesome...he made me feel can't describe what else. I asked him if I was being selfish wanting him to stay here with me...and he said no more selfish than him wanting to call into his job and taking off to stay one more night with me. He makes me want things that I thought I would never have. Not just for other people but for me. For once I am going to take a chance....and do what I think is best for me....and NOT BE AFRAID !!!!!!!!!!!!
Auction Time
Well i am in an auction starting monday and ends friday. so please go check it out and place a bid on me please follow the link below to find out more. thank you
Goodbye Fubar
Well goodbye everyone this site has gotten so unreal I am deleating my account I have met some really nice people here but it's really getting out of hand so long everyone. Lynn
Xmass Parties, Blow Jobs?
I think I walked in on somone getting a blow job at the company xmass party. my room mate who I also with was standing there when I walked in on it. he don't really know what was going on. being the only sober person in the room, I know it looked like he was doing his pants up and she was wipeing her mouth off. but was just standing there with his back to them, thanked me hardcore afterwards..... so somone else could verify what the fuck was goin on there. lost the last bid of respect for the person in question. didn't have much left for him. oh well. all I can think of right now is. hate the game not the player. just wondering what buddies wife would think if she knew what went on at the company xmass party. I only wanted to go to the party for pizza and poker. no drama.
Why Am I Being Blocked Ladies?
to all the ladies that blocked me, what the fuck? i havent done shit to any of you, so what gives? and they say women arent cruel, yeah right
Stupidest Crap I Ever Saw
I know, everyone has an opinion on the changes to the bartab. Mine is probably the same as most people's.. it sucks. The only people who will like the new bartab are stalkers and people who like to cause drama. Who else would want to know that crap? I don't care who commented on whom? I can't imagine any sane person caring. I'm just glad my friends list is relatively small so I might actually see when something important goes by. Since the alert box usually ran pretty slow anyway, maybe the bartab will slow to the point of it showing what someone did yesterday. Why not fix it so it shows that I blogged.. or changed my status... instead of not showing it at all.. or showing it 3 hours later? In the end, my opinion really doesn't matter.
They Make Them Like This Anymore
don't women strut their stuff when they walk down the street anymore? was watching the victora's secert show tonight and just could not get over it. one of the sexest things a women can do is just move them hips as she is walkin down the street and ya just don't see it anymore. it sure does suck,. almost as much as my spelling sucks lol.
Your whispers echo in the wind They tell me what a fool I've been Your secrets dance before my eyes Thinking they are well disguised Dismal thinking of what could be Reality takes hold of me My hopes of what I wish to come Unravel slowly, they come undone The dream world that I've so carefully built Comes tumbling down with little guilt That you so easily my dreams destroy With the little effort that you employ Tell me is this a past time that you enjoy? To crush my dreams and hold me back To distract my attention, throw me off track It seems to me that your life's work Is to make me feel I'm of no worth You say that you love me And yet you ask me to be The things that you could never be And when I fall short of this unattainable goal You stand and you gloat with pleasure untold Tell me how can you be so bold To leave me broken once again. How can I have called you my best friend? Belle 11/01/07
Woman With Hair Dryer
A woman is using a hair dryer on her pussy Her husband walk's in and see her he ask's her what are you doing she say's warming up your dinner
New Day!
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(AP) Prescription For Addiction Prometa is touted as a new treatment for addictions, especially to meth, but some doctors say its claims are unverified, even though addicts and other doctors say it works. Scott Pelley reports. | Share Pelley's Reporter's Notebook (2:56) Prescription For Addiction (13:36)» More Videos Related News Tools 60 Minutes Email Alert Sign up for our 60 Minutes email alert. (CBS) Here’s the loophole: once a drug is cleared by the FDA for one purpose, a doctor can prescribe it for anything. Peizer claims he doesn’t need FDA approval because -- and this is what he says -- he’s not marketing the drugs, he’s selling information. "We’re providing information of certain medical treatment that they -- a physician, in their discretion, will use in the practice of medicine to treat their patient. We are not a pharmaceutical company," Peizer explains. "Come on. You're going to these doctors and you're saying here are three
A Love Story I Wrote For Someone
We emerged from our shower dripping with desire, our bodies were teased to the point of excitement and expectations on what will happen in the oncoming moments. The look in our eyes foretold our love for each other. How we both would only feel this grand with each other and no one else. We head to the bedroom and I start to kiss on the back of your neck while holding you close from behind. I turn you around so you’re facing me and begin to kiss those sweet heavenly lips. Your eyes call for me and I am more than ready to answer their call. I slowly back you up towards the bed and gently lay you down on your back. I begin to rub my hand slowly up and down your body to feel you soft supple body. At this moment I can’t resist and begin kissing my way up your belly to your lips. I begin licking your lips just lightly, teasing you, making my way to your neck licking harder, whispering nasty thoughts in your ear about how I want to slide my tongue between those thighs first sucking on
Survey 'bout Me...this Was Hard
deep and random questions. (Finally one for adults)A completly random list of questions ranging from simple to deepWhats your name?:Jason Age?:32 Hometown?:Ozark Current town you live in?:Nixa How many differnt places have you lived?:not many Your heritage?:German Height?:6'3" Weight?:185 lbs. Do you own your home or rent?:own What kinda of car do you have?:Santa Fe Whats you religion?:Christian Why?:b/c it's what i believe Are your parents still together?:yes How long have/were they married?:34 years How many brothers and sisters do you have?:1 Any kids of your own?:not yet Plan on having any more?:i'd make a great father Are you close to your family?:yes Who do you feel the closest too?:mom Any crazy relatives?:a couple cousins are out there Whats the most important thing your family has taught you?:respect everyone...never judge What bill do you hate paying the most?:mortgage How often do you clean your house?:once a week So what do you do for a living?:teach And how long have you b
New Bar Tab
I am NOW loving that new Bar Tab and it's features.. I have been talking to this one guy for a few weeks now.. he has always said how he is a decent man.. and tried telling me.. Cause he is a dad.. and fathers cant be manwhores.. What a crock of shit.. I just saw where he left two profile comments on this 27 year old's page.. Saying.. "I wanna be on you" and "Nice heiney".. What a crock of crap.. I hope the Bar Tab stays this way.. You can catch all the manwhoring liars and cheaters at their game.. "Cassandra.. I am a father and I can't be a manwhore" BULL.. YOU ARE A MANWHORE!!
Why Me
why do I do what I do on here. I can't be on line because my mom is evil. I try two explain myself but on the other hand she doesn't listen. do all the rating but no one retrun the fav.. well u all have happy hoilday bbl hopefully
What Is Up?
I just got on my computer and I can't seem to find anyone to rate. what up with all the bombing i hear. is it something new?
To Far For Me
To far for me, so far to see The woman of my dreams was brought to me. Always talking always planning, But in a year will our love be standing? Falling fast for that emotion, Is strong enough for total devotion? Every day I miss her more, My heart's an ocean that lies upon her shore. Never quarreling on disbelief, To see her will be a total relief, I want her here holding me oh so near, The distance between us, the life I fear. Although my woman is so very far, Our love burns brighter than a shooting star.
How I Feel
Yeah Its my life In my own words!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they'e your heart And you know you are their armor And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you? And everything you stand for, turns on you despites you? What happens when you become the main source of her pain? "Daddy go to now to work..... "Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?" I don't know go play Jack&Emma babys, your Daddy's busy Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself Then turn right around on that song and tell her you love her And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her That's The Bandit ya bandit need to be hard. And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn Rejoice every time you hear the sound of m
Whats With All The New Alerts?
i really dont care who comments on other people or votes on there muums or whatever, so why is it telling me when people do these things? is there a way i can turn it off so i only know when people comment on my stuff? this is a bit annoying...
Survery Project Please Fill Out!!
i have a project as a final for one of my college class, we're doing a presentation on the concept of a perfect body, my portion is to get a demographic on peoples personal preferences to conteract the idea of an ideal body; i.e. everyones tastes are different. Honesty Please and feel free to decline to answer any uncomfortable questions. Perference on a Female Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Breast Size (a/b,c/d,dd+): Genital Hair (none, trimmed, natural): Butt Size (small, apple bottom/juicy, badonkadonk): Perference on a Male Body Height: Height compared to you(taller, same shorter): Ethnicity (white, black, asain, hipanic, indian etc.): Hair Lengeth: Hair Color: Eye Color: Build (skinny, average, plump +, etc): Muscle Tone/Definition: Body Hair (none, little to fair amount,
Grin And Bare It!!!!
I'm grinning and baring it..Well like all other choices we really dont have much say in it..Just wish some of them werent made too fubar..Things go smoothly for a bit then there is always a kink in the play...WEll as always we choose too log on..So for me..I have my settings changes too only me..I dont get where they say i can change it too see all.So if anyone wants too do a screenshot for me..Would be greatful... As for me.I no longer see anything but what ya all do too me..So if you need my help in leveling i suggest a bulletin and link me too it..Best i can offer. Im on dial up so my things take me forever as it is..and well with this change...I guess i wont be doing too much of anything cause of the change..So you all who think we are complaining..Well you dont have too deal with it like some of us do. So before you say we are just whining... try it this way and see if you ask questions...
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Holiday Cheer!
Another Night Before Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook It was time for some sex, by hook or by crook. Momma in her G-string, and I in the nude Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube When out on the lawn there arose such a cry, That I lost my erection and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the balls of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A garter on one ear, a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz, Either slow do
The Adult Scene
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Dont Care
just let me know when there is a way to disable knowing who left what comment where.
Fubars Fu..ed Up Tonight
Yay finally the whole family made it here to kentucky. Talk about a long trip 2 vehicles 2 dogs 3 kids and 2 adults with 2000 miles behind us yesh! Now all that remains is to call abf the moving company and schedule our drop for the trailer we loaded and unpack that then head back out on the boat after I help becky get this shit unpacked. The kids seem excited and its funny watching the dogs chase the squirrels in the back yard which they never saw before. anyhow just ranting again YAY!
Why Is It Always Decent Musicians Who Die Of Overdose Or Vehicle Crashes?
/me glares @ Nickleback, knowing they have long lives ahead of them
Need Your Comments
UGLY GUY 32 Needs 10,000 comments for a 1 month vip.. come by and help him out!!!!! Click the link below.. thanks for the help in advance. all love is returned!! plez just click on my pic thank you ugly_guy32 (
Christmas Reality ( Hidden Truth )
Christmas Reality Check -- Iraqi Children -- End the Occupation -- Peace Pray for them ~Waheed~
Snow And Cold
Nothing like bundling all up, wearing like four different layers, just to go outside to check the mail that either hasn't come yet, or has come, and nothing in the box, and freezing your ass off. The entire trip probably lasted less than five minutes and you are totally cold. Wondering if you live in the artic or in a deep chest freezer......You wake up, apparently from blacking out from the cold and realize that it is just another beautiful day in Michigan.......
Gotta Go Pee
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. ... My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a ca
Photo Rates, Etc.
It does to check the Support blog and others occasionally; this was interesting... Photos will now be re-rateable about once a week (not just a one-time event) to encourage people to re-visit their friends' galleries more often. What's going on now with people being able to see everyone's commenting and mumm behavior with rather more... transparency than previously, couldn't tell you if that's intentional or a coding bug, though...
Long Night
Wow. Last night was my homeboy Ian's 21st b-day party. It was a fun night, till I made a big drunken mistake, lol. Everybody was chillin, watchin beer pong, talkin it up, ya know. I'm drinkin everyone else is drinking... Well needless to say I got way to drunk, ended up spewing over by the fence, went to grab my last cig and I dropped it in my spew. Yea it sucked. Then called a ride to come bring me home, and i was waiting out on the corner for them. Ian cameo ut there started talking to me, we was chillin. Then his sister comes out there and now it's 3 of us chillin. Then this car pulls up tryin to get Ian's sister's number, but she told him she's married and the guy wouldn't stop. So she told him to fuck off or something of that nature, so he sped off and followed that up by screaming trick out the window so Ian's drun kas hell and mad so Ian starts yelling at um. They come back and end up throwing a soda out the window trying to hit Ian but ended up hitting D's car. Ian starts yelli
The Leap
When you come to the edge of all the light you have known and are about to step out into the darkness, FAITH is knowing one of two things will happen... There will be something to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly.
Okay I admit that while I wasnt really expecting sunshine every day when I moved out here from Iowa, it would be nice if it wasnt so fricking cold. the rain is a bummer but it is better than snow.
Thank You All!
im not sure how these blogs work...i usally dont do them but i did want to say thanks to all the clan for such a warm welcome thanks again to my new family!!!!
Please Help
i only need like 6500 points to level please give me a hand i beren gone for a while but im back and need some help so please i will return all the love ty hellfighter@ fubar
Stupid Messages Received Over The Years ~ Part 2
DANGER_x : u are fuckin beach laav21 : can you play ghost of you emily canseroli : YES BÝG POOMBS _NELSON__ : mastobacon DavidGaloustov : that brad doesnt suit you darzamat : I m you loyal meatball aborahan : your tall is bigger Zengatsu : let my cooCks show their meat in the air for yoOU! SATCHMO1968 : emily 100 bugs for a strip? tekno : You are fucked do you love small oboe samy38 : hello i can suck my dick would you like look me? timly69 : my penis is grand splatterman515 : you all suck fucks bravewolf12 : emily are you ýn the moon? hona : hona you molar tooth fracam : Fuck me of I'm wrong but is your name Igor? magicdark : EmilyIMAX, hý do you wanna see my duck dkny360 : can u show me ur Onionbooty? FerhaTERZ : ý wonder that u r real. cuz ý think u r just like a dream tommyboy021 : wanna see me swallow cum and lick it from my fingers Tiger_8888 : I add your breast good? tekno :
A Little Story
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants! I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before, So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. One fine day, in the middle of the night, two, dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
Finally, The 5 Answers We Have All Been Waiting For:
FINALLY, THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR: Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR? A: It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch. Thought for the day: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
Where Were You When Lennon Died?
me.. in 4th grade. my teacher was balling his eyes out the next morning. he brought in his Meet The Beatles LP that he had since he was a kid... my life changed forever.
My First Day !!
My first day here at FUBAR!! Hope to meet a lot of fun, interesting people. And hopefully the Man of my DREAMS!! Yes , I am single ... so if you are single and interested ...please let me know ... HUGS Carolina PS : the videos on my profile are of me dancing .
It's Finally Here!!!
What A Jerk
would look at the message i just got. this guy can't even spell. but he is going to send me a nasty note like this. "you think you are, think you a wimp,when the last time you road a bike for more than a 1,000 or more miles, when the last time you were in a real rumble. yea you proble got the money but your no biker, you think just because you have a few tato makes you a biker, ive had a toto in my mind all my live since i was 14 up in new york i belong too the royal kingsmen, we dont have pussy with toothacher, you just learn too bear the pain" and here was my reply . "you sir are a looser. i am not yuppie scum. i ride a bike. i have not owened a cage in over 10 years. i ride to new york at least once a year. no club here. i don't need a club to feel like a man. " oh and you can't send him a pvt message. so if any one would like to tell this guy what a moron he is here is a link to him.
Can You Hear Me?
Can you hear me? Can you hear my Heart call out to you? As I watch another sunrise ... I long to see your face,I long to feel your touch and your arms sliding around me... I long to look into your eyes for comfort, love and contentment as my heart calls out to You.... Can you hear me? You take me in your arms and place a gentle kiss upon my lips... As the warmth drifts over my body I feel it engulfing my soul. The fire consumes me as You take me higher... Do you hear me call out to You... Can You hear me? As my heart calls out to You I gaze at yet another sunrise... That we are apart and think time has cheated us of each other.... I sigh for the loss and lonely.... Yet shivers at the discovery of a new emotion you replace... From loss to gain as time has blessed us in the fight for each other... My heart calls out to You.... Can you hear me? Time continues to be a mystery.... With Our gifts so elegantly placed for us to grow in love, friendship, respect an
The bombs that crush the ground As the dust and debry surrounds Reasons and reasons why? Does this land have to die Planes and their forces, danger at it sources Rolling free, why can this be? Tanks roll attacking the innocent Evil hounds picking up human scents The thunder that forms from with in Let it ride just like free will The army of death reeks of stupidity Land of the Beline thinks they cantrol this small town Wanting this land, blood and bodies hand in hand Reasons these people demand As this army which is deep with men and artillery Cannot over come this towns final stand The commander of Carrick last leader alive Has only one plan and one idea to survive With limited weapons and a weakening defence A strike at night time is the only idea that makes sense Rain and lightening that fires from the sky Once again the danger is there, the death toll begins to scare Marching and marching in the night filled with fright No way in hell that this litt
If It Bothers You...
Then you might want to block him... lvezinfl@ fubar · lvezinfl rated your photo a '5'! 27 min ago · lvezinfl rated your photo a '2'! 27 min ago · lvezinfl rated your photo a '6'!
My B/f's Christmas Present
My b/f liked his dog. He said he was going to build her a 2 story doghouse. lol! Im glad I gave it to him be4 christmas cuz, I think I was getting too attached. hehe!
Emily The Strange Argyle Tights Child
You'll look like one bad kitty in these funky tights! Price: 9.99
i had yet another dream that i was pregnant lol, i dont even have sex. also i was going up over 1000 floors in an elevator, and yes i was freaking out. oh this part isnt a dream, its kind of humorous all the men who claim to love me lol, cyber isnt real, you can love me as a person but dont claim to be in love with me, although i am loveable lol anyway thanks for reading
Blonde Jokes
Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have always been like that. Q. A blonde is going to London on a plane. How can you steal her window seat? A. Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q. What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make? A. A wind tunnel. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner. Q. How does a blonde try to kill a fish? A. She drowns it. Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money. Q. How does a blonde part their hair? A. By doing the splits. Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg? A. Nothing, they haven't met! Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A. Because that'
This Is The Beginning Of A New Day
This is the beginning of a new day ...I have been given me this day To use as I will. I can waste it ... or use it for good, But what I do today is important Because I am exchanging A day of my life for it! When tomorrow comes, This day will be gone forever, Leaving in its place Something that I have traded for it. I want it to be gain ... and not loss; Good ... and not evil; Success and not failure; In order that I shall not regret The price that I have paid for it. I will try just for today, For you never fail ... Until you stop trying.
Merry Christmas
imikimi - Customize Your World~Merry Christmas~Love, Mira
Ugh Sunday
Betrayed once again By someone I called friend A dagger to the heart you would think it an art I opend my heart to someone A person I thought to be true Imagine my surprise I found nothing but lies My heart is abused Tired and confused Borken and bruised once again The fault is all mine I let myself be used Belle 07/21/07
Dreams & Screams
well i'm there sun-frid 8p-2a good ppl no bulshitters we are like fam hit us up
The Chase
I chase a rainbow Which has no end I smile and look happy I have learned to pretend How stupid I now see That I have grown to be Beliving that love I could find I see that I was wasting my time All I've ever wanted was a friend To stand beside me till the end When I found you a dream came true Now I find you've left me blue I gave to you all that I have All in hopes to make you glad Still you find the need to decive How you cause my heart to grieve So time and again the fool I will play Just to demonstrate my love I'll endure the pain, punishment and shame All to prove that my love is indeed true. Belle 07/21/07
Thanks Babe
I needed help to level up and MY FU/GF was there to bring in the big guns thanks babe love ya bunches
False Assertion Of Taste (f, A.t.)
Kay looks in the miroor never like what she sees another survey another anorexic model the mirror, a magazine she assures everyone i dont wanna look like that! strong and individual smarter than that the constant imagery on tv influences her..ok Kay speaks to the surgeon pain, insecurity he replies wise his replies true lies further finandcial security she assures everyone i will be who i truly am this one time, he said to be goddess to all men the constant imagery trumped charts influences her.. ok better.. let's start Kay you dont need to change Kay you are ok(beautiful) Kay times will change and you will be ok Kay is on a gurney sedate, the surgeon smiles a little while a little cut to be over personality filed he assures everyone her choice not mine getting what she wants eventually fine the constant imagery you're ugly influence u..ok better.. society Kay you dont need to change Kay you are ok(beautiful) K
Windows To The Soul
Your eyes speak volumes Though your words be few Your heart wide opend Awaiting love new Hope reborn with each passing day With dreams and wishes too Echos of paoin just fade away Sorrows and sadness go The achings of a broken heart Replaced with love divine The future now a work of art The work of an artist sublime Life's pallet of colors and hues Now lively happy and bright No longer black and shades of grey the shadows have fled replaced with light The sky up above now bright blue The ground down below now green the world now true The future a dream to be seen. Bella 7/19/07
This Is Fubar
When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when you wake up is turn the puter on, and there ya go, wow wee, there's all your friends! Oh how
Fettuccine With Gorgonzola And Broccoli
SERVES: 4 ingredients * 3/4 cup canned low-sodium chicken broth or homemade stock * 1/2 cup dry white wine * 1/2 pound Gorgonzola or other blue cheese, crumbled (about 2 cups) * 2 cups heavy cream * 3 tablespoons butter * 1 teaspoon salt * 1/4 teaspoon fresh-ground black pepper * 1 pound fettuccine * 1 1/4 pounds broccoli (about 2 stalks), thick stems removed, tops cut into small florets (about 5 cups) * 1/3 cup grated Parmesan, plus more for serving * 3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley directions 1. In a medium stainless-steel pot, combine the broth and wine and bring to a boil over moderate heat. Cook until the mixture is reduced to about 2/3 cup, 5 to 10 minutes. 2. Reduce the heat to moderately low and add the Gorgonzola, cream, and butter. Bring to a simmer; cook, stirring, until the cheese melts and the sauce thickens slightly, about 5 minutes. Add the salt and pepper. Remove from the heat. 3. In a large
Family Information - Read This First
The name of the family train is "The Love Machine", so the first thing required of anyone wishing to take part is for them to put "Rider of The Love Machine" somewhere in their profile name. Once you've done this, you will be added to the family. The second requirement is that you fan/add/rate ALL riders who were on the train before you. Once you've done so, it is NOT your responsibility to go back and find riders who've joined after you. It is their responsibility to find you when they begin riding, but you must fan/add/rate them in return. *It's a good idea to put Love Machine, or something of the like, in your friend requests to riders, so that they will be sure to fan/add/rate you in return* VIPs must rate 11s on riders' profiles, but are not required to rate photos and such as 11s if they do not wish to. ALL RIDERS must be Psycho level or greater. (You must be this tall to ride the machine! HA!). On the bulletins, riders will be listed by their fu-rank, but on our family
Rawkin Out In Magnum
(repost of original by 'DJ~~HarleyMoon~~Magnum Radio~Gates FU Wifey has Great DSL's' on '2007-12-09 12:50:58') (repost of original by 'x-tornado founder of club dx and member of the dark bomber squad' on '2007-12-09 13:14:17') (repost of original by 'kingvampire666~Magnum Radio ~|GROUPIE OF DJ VAMP|Sunshine of MEGS|~Founder of the DARK BOMBER SQUAD~' on '2007-12-09 13:31:13')
Macadamia Crusted Prawns With Coconut Chutney
Dairy-Free Macadamia nuts, native to Australia, make a very crispy, tasty coating for prawns when coupled with Japanese wheat breadcrumbs. A quick-to-assemble coconut chutney adds a touch of both sweetness and heat. Serves 6 For the Prawns * 2 pounds prawns or large shrimp (10-12 count per pound), peeled and deveined * 1 1/2 cups raw, unsalted macadamia nuts * 1 1/2 cups Panko bread crumbs or other dry breadcrumbs * 1 teaspoon Murray River Australian pink salt or other finishing salt * 1 teaspoon coarsely ground fresh black pepper * 3/4 cup all-purpose flour * 2 large eggs, beaten For the Coconut Chutney * 2 cups pineapple juice * 2 cups unsweetened, dried, shredded coconut * 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 tablespoon ground coriander * 1 tablespoon ground ginger * 1/2 tablespoon red pepper flakes * 3 tablespoons chopped cilantro Preheat oven to 450°F and line a baking sheet with parchment
Nasty Thyme Lounge
Come check out the wildest party on Fubar.... BabyGirl Head Promoter!!!!
Buffalo Chicken Wrap Recipe
Ingredients * 2 tablespoons Franks® Hot sauce, more or less to taste * 3 tablespoons white vinegar * 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper * 2 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil * 1 pound chicken tenders * 2 tablespoons mayonnaise * 2 tablespoons plain yogurt * pepper to taste * 1/2 cup crumbled blue cheese * 4-8-inch flour tortillas * 1 cup shredded lettuce * 1 cup diced celery * 1 large tomato, diced Directions 1. In a bowl, whisk together Franks®, 2 tablespoons of vinegar and cayenne pepper. Set aside. 2. In a large skillet, heat the oil over medium-high heat. 3. Add chicken tenders and cook 3-4 minutes per side. 4. Remove chicken from skillet and drain on paper towels. 5. Add chicken to hot sauce mixture. 6. Toss to coat well. 7. In a separate bowl, mix the mayonnaise, yogurt, pepper and 1 tablespoon vinegar. 8. Stir in cheese. 9. Lay tortillas on separate plates. 10. Spread blue
Letter To Ex
The Letter I Never Sent Dear_______, I'm not quite sure where to begin; I know these past few months has been a mess, both our faults, I'm not just directing that to you. I have had ten million things run through my mind these past few months, and I am going to try and get a few of them out right now. For one, I do cherish your friendship, like I said in one of my e-mails, you and I have shared things and conversations about our lives, our families that I would never with anyone else. The main reason for that is because I trust you, and you listen to me, as I do to you. I can say that I have had some of the most wonderful times with you that I have ever had in my entire life, so much laughing and smiling. I had told you once before that when you talk I hold onto every word that comes out of your mouth and it's like they are engraved in the back of my mind forever. I can't answer why you have that affect on me; maybe it's the fact that we have become such good friends. To be
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Chicken Cobb Salad
A store-bought rotisserie chicken means almost no cooking (all you have to do is boil the eggs and crisp up the bacon). This looks beautiful and tastes great, so it's suitable for entertaining. It's also adaptable to the ingredients you have on hand, since the base dressing goes great with everything. Active Time: 20 minutes Servings: 6 subscribe to Gourmet Ingredients 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar juice of 1/2 lemon 1/4 teaspoon coarse salt 1/8 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper 1/4 cup extra virgin olive oil 8 cups shredded romaine lettuce 2 cups shredded chicken (about one 2 1/2 lb. roasted chicken) 7 strips of crisp bacon, crumbled 1 avocado, sliced 1 cup crumbled blue cheese (about 4 oz.) 3 hard boiled eggs, sliced 1 cup cherry or grape tomatoes Preparation In a small bowl, whisk together the vinegar, lemon juice, salt and pepper until the salt is dissolved. Slowly whisk in the olive oil. Toss the romaine lettuce with the dressing and pour the dressed lettu
Grilled Swordfish And Fattoush
This is another one of those meals that is so tasty and so impressive, yet so easy to pull together. It works really well in the warmer months, so don't think twice about making this dish for your next Summer meal! Ingredients * Swordfish 1/2-3/4 lbs. swordfish * 1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil * Salt and pepper to taste * Fattoush 1 whole wheat pita * * 2 scallions, halved lengthwise then sliced * * 1 big fat garlic clove (or 2 small ones), minced * * 1/2 an English cucumber, quartered and sliced * 1/2 pint cherry tomatoes, quartered * 1 green pepper, chopped * 1/3 cup chopped mint * 1/3 cup chopped parsley * Juice of 1/2 a lemon * 1/2 tsp. sumac * 3-4 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil * Salt and pepper to taste Directions Fattoush 1. Split pita in half. Toast for 5-7 minutes in a 425' oven, or in the toaster. Remove and set aside to cool. 2. Combine scallions through parsley in a large bowl.
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Make Kymmie Your Friend
Hey friends and family Check out my friend Kymmie. Rate her, fan her and make her your friend. Much love to you all Nancy Kimmy@ fubar
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Confirm The Friend
you go to its side the one which in fact had lacked. you again say something you leave next to the path alone one, somebodys stays who raises? who carries the friend? trip common. also the one which alone went on the pain falling even though you saw a brother you stayed in your cold in vain he waited for anybody to his side raise the fallen carry the ones which had lacked let ones at last your iceheart to melt confirm the friend go whit you see its which power accessible on the road the one which already had lacked on the one that have been stretched the battles and heart you are able to raise full of love down again the ones which had sunk. confirm the friend
I Have Been On In Some Time
I have not been on fubar in the last 2 weeks. I was very sick and then my mother passed away on weds.
I'm holdin' on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground. And I'm hearin' what you say, But I just can't make a sound. You tell me that you need me, Then you go and cut me down... But wait... You tell me that you're sorry, Didn't think I'd turn around... And say... That it's too late to apologize. It's too late... I said it's too late to apologize. It's too late. Yeah! You fucked this one up D. I'd take another chance, Take a fall, take a shot for you. I need you like a heart needs a beat, But it's nothin' new. I loved you with a fire red, Now it's turnin' blue... And you say... Sorry, like an angel Heaven let me think was you... But I'm afraid...
5,512 To Ninja...
With tomorrows' 11's & a HH (or two...) I should make Lvl 19, tomorrow... If you wanna trade HH 11's, tomorrow (if we have anything of each others' to rate, that is), then 'shout' me & we can 'get it on'... Here's hoping...
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so excited you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex . This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least, the 7th
Sweet Christmas Present
At Last At last My love has come along My lonely days are over And life is like a song At last The skies above are blue My heart was wrapped up in clover The night I looked at you I found a dream that I could speak to A dream that I can call my own I found a thrill to press my cheek to A thrill that I have never known Ohhh Yeah You smiled ohh and then the spell was cast And here we are in heaven For you are mine at last Billie Holiday For the last time in my life I have agreed to be someone’s wife. Poetic Justice proposed last night and I accepted. A very difficult Fall has turned into a Winter full of hope and promise. I couldn’t be happier right now.
Pictures Nobody Will Ever See.
I have just one quick question. If you have pictures you don't want ANYBODY to see, why did you put them online to begin with? I'm not being nosy, I don't want to see everyone's private life or anything, I'm genuinely curious. What was the point of uploading the pictures if you never let anybody see them? From what I can see, you can set the pictures for either everybody, friends only, or just yourself. But why 'just yourself'? If you don't want anyone else to see, don't put them online. Just view them on your own PC. Now, if they had a setup that you could allow only one or two special friends to see, then that would make sense...
Jolly Ol Fat Man
If you see a fat man ... Who's jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, then lets face it... Your eggnog's too strong!
No One
I just want you close Where you can stay forever You can be sure That it will only get better You and me together Through the days and nights I don't worry 'cause Everything's going to be alright People keep talking they can say what they like But all i know is everything's going to be alright No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I'm feeling No one, no one, no one Can get in the way of what I feel for you, you, you Can get in the way of what I feel for you You and me together through the days and nights. I love you K. More than I love life itself. You are my heart and soul. My best friend. My lover. My partner. To the end…..
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It is over and finished The life I thought I shared with you In one fail swoop I've done away With everything I built with you. Your body stays while your heart does roam No longer calling my love home For my sins I know I must pay The consequences each and everyday To die would not be A great enough punishment for me How I long to close my eyes And bid this world a swift goodbye. Or in the least to nothing feel The pain is more intense than I can bear So to you do I bid goodbye Your heart already gone Chased away day by day By someone who you loved Belle 12/09/07
Star Or Angel On Tree?
Some have traditions to put staron tree top and some put angels on tree top. I cant decide and yet both are very lovly .. Hmm hugs diana
Pirate Game I Play
here is a kool game site, if you like pirates ( and i KNOW some of you do! )
I've Been A Bad Bad Girl
Ive been a bad bad girl, Ive been careless with a delicate man. And its a sad sad world, When a girl can break a boy Just because she can. Cheating. Dammit. I think that we’ve all heard the adage… once a cheater…always a cheater. I’m starting to think that it’s true. I’m starting to think that monogamy is dead. Fucking everything with a cock is back in fashion. As is lying, deception and other dubious characteristics that go along with cheating. What is it with cheating that I’m so addicted to? I’ve thought about it. Talked about it with close friends. Every single person says… “you can’t love so and so REALLY because you continue to cheat on him”. I can’t admit to that though. I do love him but fuck I love the idea of fucking other people too. Perhaps that’s what I should think about. Why do I love fucking? Mostly because I love getting my partner off and getting off myself. Perhaps once I am in a relationship such as I’ve been in off and on for a year now I
The History Of The Sock
The History of the Sock "How on earth could the history of a sock influence culture?" one might ask. Associated with the Christian religion, Christmas has adopted just such a tradition in a big way. For years and years we look forward to nothing other than the important traditional hanging of our sock over the fireplace on Christmas Eve in hopes that Santa Claus will leave us some great gifts but seldom do we ask ourselves why a sock or who started such a crazy idea. There are several theories: the Dutch, the North American, or the poor, kind nobleman are just three of many possibilities. The Dutch theory suggests that during the sixteenth century it was a widely practiced ritual of Holland children to leave snacks out for Sinterclass along with their clogs full of straw, which Sinterclass used to feed his donkey. For this favor, Sinterclass would leave the children treats in their clogs. It is said that when Americans adopted this tradition, Sinterclass became Santa Claus, the d
I Need Surgery!!!
So0o I have recently found out some news that I am not very happy about. I have only told 3 people (my bestest friends) other than my family until now. I decided that I should go ahead and let everyone know. As many of you know in 2004 I was injured at work. I was on Worker's Comp for 2 years. I was told I needed to have a surgery on my back that would cost 75grand. And at that time (Aug-Sept 2005) I was rated at a 14% Impairment. However, I decided not to have the surgery because I was afraid it wouldn't help, but only make it worse. So, I settled my case. While I did get a significant amount of money it apparently was nowhere near enough! And this is why: I woke up Monday morning to find my left foot swollen and a redness around my ankle. I kept an eye on it all day. And throughout the day it became more and more swollen, very very painful in my calf and my foot went completely numb. I couldn't even move my little toes and could barely move my big toe. I ended up going to
Recently I was reading some of the mumms that people post here on FUBAR. I find myself at a loss realizing how much value that grown adults place on the opinion of someone that they have never met outside of this site. If your self worth is so low that you have to try obtain the opinions of complete strangers that quite possibly aren't who they say they are, than you bigger issues at hand. Maybe you should look at your life a little closer and deal with your problems where they originate. Don't take what people say or heaven forbid, rate you as a value of what you are worth. For the most part, they don't even know who you are or what you truly are like as a person. So, how is their opinion even based on an educational guess?
I Wanna Dance With Somebody....
Tipsy, turvy a lil drowsy Drinking up my last bresky Feeling good feeling fine Another glass of wine Please more shots of liquor Her petite mouth and glass figure Caresses my lips with every kiss One of the fine things I will never miss Every night another girl Whoo! They have mt head in a whirl Cigarette here cigar there Smoking weed everywhere Knock knock on the door Hey look the neighborhood whore She gives me the finest things Stuck in veins and also brings Trippin shit shh no one knows But she can really blow Feeling good we fuck all night Ecstacy that shit is tight
Robin Artwork On Ebay
Hi again, Just to let you guys know, that this weeks Staz Johnson ebay artwork sale consists of 11 pages taken from my 3 year run on Robin. Last weeks Catwoman sale went really well, with every single page selling. As usual, if anyone has a question, they can contact myself or Lysa by PM or shout. Click the pic to visit the sale page.
My Mom Passed Away
at about 1 am this morning.. Sunday. It's... idk, what can you say about a thing like this? So.. idk, but i figured i should say this seeing as I have friends off in fubar land that might wonder what's up in my world, and all that..
Read My Myspace Blog Please
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Sick And Tired
ok my feelings got hurt and now I am p*ssed off....I am sick and tired of getting walked all over...I am sweet,kind,and loving to everyone but I get sh*tted on all the time and I am sick of it...I am tired of being nice and I am tired of bending over backyards for ppl just to get fcked over...I am always there for ppl and I try to do for them but what the fck do I get??? nadda unless u are my true friend and you guys know know who you are...I never b!tch or let sh!t get to me but I am just to the point its getting old...So I am thinking maybe I shouldnt be so passionate and caring....maybe I should try to be one cold hearted b!tch....ok thought I would feel better after getting this off my chest but I dont but whatever....
Inner Peace
     Symptoms of Inner Peace    * A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past         experience    * An unmistakable ability to enjoy the moment    * A loss of interest in judging other people    * A loss of interest in judging self    * A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others    * An inability to worry (this is a very serious symptom!)    * Frequent overwhelming episodes of appreciation    * Frequent acts of smiling    * An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than to make them happen    * An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it.     -Author Unknown-This being the goal how do we get there?thru meditation, spending time in silence listening to the creator.A letting go of pride?Yes I believe so, a complete letting go of pride is the way to true wisdom.If you think your in the know, your no longer learning!Come unto me as little children....Free, open, full of
All You Firefighters And All You That Love Them Come See Us
Another Year
Another year has gone by, Another year that i didnt die. In my big book of life, A page turns to add more strife. Lovers came and went Like the air through a vent. I am aging turning old Pages yet still untold. Everyday 24 hours I leave them with such great power. Today i recieved no great gifts Except the one that i didnt drift Another year waiting to blossom Another year to bring more gossip. The years before a memory Just like an aging tree. "He" watches us through our pains And never once ever complains. So many sorrows told to"Him" Stories long and grim. Yet "He" listens without a word Up in a branch a singing bird. A song that makes you smile But it only lasts a mile. Another year waiting to spring Another year has yet to bring. A year with lots of laughs Things that cant be put in graphs. Friends always together A friendship that lasts forever. A chain so long Nothing ever goes wrong. The time spent between you two The giggles and smiles that al
Ok friends I need your help!! This is your chance to join the cruise and get more friends, fans and rates. I am on staff as the ships Nurse. Go to the link below and look in her blog for details. MAKE SURE YOU TELL THE CAPTAIN THAT NURSE SASSY PANTS SENT YOU!! MishNumber1 ♥ W.I.S.E U.K Friends Owner ♥ S*U*P, Club FAR & The Sisterhood Member ღ@ fubar
Saying Goodbye To 2007
Today I have a few moments to think about how things have gone for me the past year. I am preparing things for x-mas in my tiny basement area and this space is slowly becoming livable, something I really didn't have or feel for pretty much close to 3 years! Granted there are still things yet to unpack... but the last year has been one of many transitions. In November of last year I said goodbye to everything I have known my whole life, other than the butt-load of crap I carry with me from place to place. I got a rude welcome by the Colorado weather and as usual got screwed around by stupid people in stupid apartment leasing offices. However, I was not about to let any of that stop me or get me down. The best thing is I got a job right off the bat and it has done well for me all year. Now the winter is much calmer, I don't have to lease an apartment, and my friends and family are just great. When I first came here I wrote a blog about how I didn't miss Texas and how I was not true
yes thats right i have a girlfriend
Please Read If Ur My Friend
Hello and welcome to FuBar, I'm just stopping by leaving you some love. You may find it bit confusing on here at first so if you need any help just ask. Enjoy and make loadsa new friends, but don't forget to add me as one because I just love new friends & fans. heres a tip for you incase you don't know already. people who rate 9 or less are classed as downraters/haters/losers. nobody likes them on FuBar, some members even send out a bulletin to all their friends telling them that they have been rated less than 10, then their friends go to the downraters profile, rate 1's then blocks them etc. so the moral is, even if you don't like what you see, either rate everything 10 to save any grief lol or just don't rate at all and move along. also people who fan you prefer to be fanned back by you in return. rating peoples profiles & pics,making friends & fanning people all helps you with points so you can level and do more things on here like add more photos and fan people.
Fill In The Blanks
FILL IN THE BLANKS PLEASE..... I am _______________. When it rains I like to _____________. I think _____________is silly. My favorite flavor of icecream is _________. I think _________ should be _________. Mondays are _____________. Time is ______________for __________. Can you __________ me? How about this ___________? I like to ____________as much as possible. Today, I think I will __________. My sweetie is really good at ____________. I feel ___________. At the movies, _____________annoys me. At home, I love _____________. I feel most comfortable in ___________. My favorite super hero is __________. I want to be ___________when I grow up. When I die, I want ____________ sang at my funeral. The first chance I get I will ___________. _____________gets really irritated when I _____________! I really ________these kind of blogs.
What Women Say
Things Women Say 1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine." 4. GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. 5. LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" 6. THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
True Friends
True Friendship Without any of that Sissy crap! Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. True friends tell it like it is.... & as your friend, here is what I say: When you are sad -- I will buy you icecream and plot revenge against the sorry idiot who made you sad. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. When you are confused -- I will use little words. When you are sick -- Stay the heck away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. Friendship is like pe
Respect, what is respect? The condition of being honored (esteemed or respected or well regarded); An attitude of admiration, An courteous expression (by word or deed) of esteem or regard; A feeling of friendship and esteem; Courteous regard for people's feelings. I realize that people have many reasons for what they do. Sometimes unintentional sometimes intentional. Many would say they are having fun on here. Many would say they were having fun until someone was disrespectful or having fun at their expense. It is very cool for people to talk about anything they like, that is one of our rights in this country. It isn't cool to be disrespectful to others. The sad thing is the disrespectful person is being disrespectful of them self as well. I often wonder why is it that so many males are disrespectful to women? Do they talk dirty to their Grandmothers, Mothers, Sisters, Aunts, Wife, Daughters or Granddaughters? Then why would they talk dirty to women they do not know
So Horny....
Hey guys , I Love Fubar! I am a outgoing girl , that loves to play. Write me and i will always answer. I work alot , but after work i love to play on the phone yes phone sex :) Email me lets chat or play. Tell me how naughty you really are ... Ashlee My Favorite Links
Merry C H R I S T M A S !!!!!!!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Amen to This! *Twas the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.* *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say* * December 25th is just a "Holiday ".* *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit* *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!* *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod* *Something was changing, something quite odd! * *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa* *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.* *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down* * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.* *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears* *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.* *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-
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Trust is a huge issue with me. I don't give it out often, but when I do, it's 100%. Lately I've noticed that trust is traded freely as if it were a dime stock on the exchange. There was a time when someone's word meant something, but that time is long gone. It makes me sick when someone acts one way in private and tells you things they swear are just between the two of you and you find out that everyone else knows. They act one way with you, then another with everyone else. Some say that's not lieing, but I think it is. IF you make someone feel special, only to let them later find out that they are one of many interacting with you in the exact same way, you're a liar. You're not doing that person any favors. It makes you wonder how many secrets you told that person that have been spread around like wildfire. One day, the people who do this will have to face their biggest fear, they will be all alone and will have only themselves to blame.
Teaching Math...
1. Teaching Math In 1950 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? 2. Teaching Math in 1960 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? 3. Teaching Math In 1970 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? 4. Teaching Math In 1980 A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20. 5. Teaching Math In 1990 A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds
Someone Asked Me....
I was thinking the other day about a question what i thought Christmas meant to me, and how i felt about it bein on my own and all. I thought ponderously over this question, and from the bottom of my ehart and soul i said to him, well...what i think is this, bein on my own tho family n friends are nearby, i still feel lonely, life in geneeral has been dealing struggles and i fought diligently against odds that would may have killed me. Depression, loneliness, heartbreak after heartbreak...ect. just seemeed to mow me down at times, but again and again i fight my way basck up defiantly.Christmas means having friends n family around, i losin my mom last spring about did me in, last of family but my sister n brother, cousins 1 aunt left,neices n nephews...and still no one to be with afterwards, for most wanna be with their loved ones too...i do not have anyone to hold but life has been real good to me, i live day to day thanking God that i have my health....when i go my only wish is that
Someone Sent This To Me Too
Looked down on by the milky white blonde with hints of blue Glowing behind the bush of lashes covered in mascara. Long, fine hair flowing over a flawlessly shaped brow. From the 36 bust leading to the 24 waist zone With the tightness of a pack of 6. To the curve of the 36 hip down to the long, scarless legs Stemmed down to the 10 toes That completes this body of perfection. In who's eyes? In the eyes of the man who set forth This idealistic notion that white is right? Well I'll tell you that white is easily tainted Like the minds of the darker beings who believe his garbage Making them afraid to want the sensual chocolate covered female With the deep brown eyes, full lips and the kink in her hair Intimidated by the bust that exceeds expectations And the extra plumpness of her backside that makes her unique She works hard for less credit in a society That was against her from the beginning The ground she walks upon should be worshiped After
Push It.....
Someone Sent This To Me
Let there be no doubt, Black men love Black women. Ask men what they love about Black women and some will say they love the many hues of a Black woman's skin--the reddish-brown cinnamons, the golden honeys, the milk chocolates and jet black coffees, no cream. Ask others and they will say they love the Black woman's inner temperament-- fragile and pretty like a teacup one minute, and hard and complex like a Chinese puzzle the next. Still others will say they love Black women because Black women are the epitome of beauty, the giver of life, a steadfast protector and a nurturer. They will say they love Black women because Black women continue to walk proudly, absording life's blows with grace and fortitude, serving as the glue that holds together an entire race of people. Many men will say they love Black women, because, more than any other woman in the world they are the easiest to love. And although Black men, like all men, sometimes have a hard time showi
Steven Wright Quotes.... Ha Ha
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous scientist who once said, 'I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates.' His mind sees things differently than we do, to our amazement and amusement. Here are some more of his gems: 1- I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2- Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back. 3- Half the people you know are below average. 4- 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5- 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8- If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. 9- All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand. 10- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11- I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. 12- OK, so what's the spee
Nsfw Pics.
A friend posted this in his blog I was appalled by what I was reading...I cannot believe that some women really thinks they Are Something to Look At to sell themselves...Not to mention it's degrade themselves and to the rest of us women like myself who prefer to be shown respect. I hate beggars and I think this person is pathetic. I'm sitting here and wondering,if the following is really close to prostitution??? I totally understand if somebody lets just family members see their NSFW pics. But today i run across a profile with this info for NSFW pictures. This is selling them selves: 1 day blast = 1 week in my NSFW pictures 3 day blast = 1 month in my NSFW pictures 7 day blast = 2 months in my NSFW pictures + a free booty salute *If you cant afford a blast or you dont have a CC you can send 75,000 fu-bucks (using the fu-pal link on my page) to get a 1 day peek into my private folders* Now why would i pay for some pics if you can get them all day long for free on t
Southern Women
Southern Women Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin, A winning smile & That unforgettable Southern drawl Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am."; "Yes, sir." & "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions: "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity & Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach, The beach & The beach Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Summer tans, Colorful hi-heel sandals & Strapless sun dresses Southern women know everybody's first name: Honey, Darlin', Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes, Driving Miss Daisy, Steel Magnolias, Sweet Home Alabama, & of course, Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist, Methodist & Footbal
Blue Suede Shoes
Morph Pics...
Ok, it's been a while since my last rant, and I guess it's been a while cuz I'm just not here very much. Spending a lot of time on the dirt bikes, working, hanging out with friends, etc. So here goes... Today, I about fucking snapped when I saw this morph pic: (Copy and paste into your browser, I don't know why they don't have UBB code on here and I'm too lazy to do it in HTML) What the fuck were you thinking?? Your big fat ass morphing into the body of a girl 1/2 your age in 100x better shape than you are...What the FUCK are you trying to say with that picture?? I swear to fucking God I HATE these fucking morph pictures. Anyone with 2 fucking brain cells can open up Adobe Image Ready and morph 1 picture into another. Don't think you're anything special by being able to make an animated gif. Those people with more than 2 brain cells are smart enough NOT to put these fucking retarded morphing pictures onto their
Better Than Any Romance Novel I've Read...
I slept but my heart was awake. Listen! My lover is knocking: "Open to me, my sister, my darling, my dove, my flawless one. My head is drenched with dew, my hair with the dampness of the night." I have taken off my robe-- must I put it on again? I have washed my feet-- must I soil them again? My lover thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my lover, and my hands dripped with myrrh, on the handles of the lock. I opened for my lover, but my lover had left; he was gone. My heart sank at his departure. I looked for him but did not find him. I called him but he did not answer. The watchmen found me as they made their rounds in the city. They beat me, they bruised me; they took away my cloak, those watchmen of the walls! O daughters of Jerusalem, I charge you-- if you find my lover, what will you tell him? Tell him I am faint with love. Who says the Bible is dull to read? lol I think it is the best book ev
Anti-social Butterfly
Don't say a word, not a fucking word No need to waste your breath My eyes are blind, my mind made up My ears are deaf, my mouth sewn shut I love the pain, the exquisite pain I am suffering in ecstasy I choke myself in my sleep Sleeping disorder or apathy? I smother myself to hear me breathe Spread my wings that only bleed Now that we are fucking through Do I want to be like you? Fuck No! I hope you choke My back is bloody, my wings are broke Light a match and set me ablaze My ashes scatter with the breeze I'm an anti – social butterfly And I'm spreading my disease You inhale me with every breath you breathe I am the antithesis of all and everything you believe
Dandelions! No matter how carefully I try to pull on up, I never get the whole thing. The root stays deep in the ground, threatening to grow up and blossom again. But despite their bad reputation, dandelions are pretty little flowers with their yellow strands all tucked neatly into the center. And truly they are the most beautiful of all flowers when presented clutched in a child's dirty little hand. No one gets yelled at for picking them. Perhaps they grow only to be used and enjoyed by children. Dandelions are ignored or attacked, never nurtured or cared for, yet they always bloom profusely. They demand no pampering or special attention to yield their brightest blossoms; they pop up in fields, in lawns and between cracks in sidewalks, even in the best neighborhoods. Can you imagine trying to grow them in a garden? They'd sneak through the boundaries and pop their sunny yellow faces up in the surrounding lawn. They would never stay put! Christians should be more lik
Real Man No Fkn Way!!! Lol
from: Zack Attack date: 2007-12-09 12:51:09 subject: you and me read receipt: No replied: No block user girl, me and you have sooooo much potential. I am going to look at it from a real man's point of view here..... not every stallion can handle a sweet thoroughbred like yourself, but we can make it happen... PROFILE COMMENT: girl, you got way too much shit all over your page. it makes you seems neurotic. what the fuck is wrong with your head? ROFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO show him some LUV everyone!!! hehehehehehe
Star Spangle Banner
The Star Spangled Banner Lyrics By Francis Scott Key 1814 Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swor
Letter From Satan
Letter from Satan: I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool! You are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. THIS WILL REALLY HURT GOD! Thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had..... We have been watching dirty mov
Regret City
Regret City I had not really planned on taking a trip this time of year, and yet I found myself packing rather hurriedly. This trip was going to be unpleasant and I knew in advance that no real good would come of it. This is my annual "Guilt Trip." I got tickets to fly there on "WISH-I-HAD" airlines. It was an extremely short flight. I got my "baggage," which I could not check. I chose to carry it myself all the way. It was loaded down with a thousand memories of "what might have been." No one greeted me as I entered the terminal to the Regret City International Airport. I say international because people from all over the world come to this dismal town. As I checked into the "Last Resort" Hotel, I noticed that they would be hosting the year's most important event -- the annual "Pity Party." I wasn't going to miss that great social occasion. Many of the towns leading citizens would be there. First, there would be the "Done" family; you know, "Should Have," "Would Have" and
Take A Chance On Me
The auction opens Monday Mornin at 9:00 CST. Count your fubucks! Check your credit card balances! You must have a SALUTE to bid, so if you dont have one, get one!! YOU MUST READ ALL BIDDIN RULES before placin a bid! Biddin rules will be located in the auction folder tommorrow! The auction will end in one week! Dec17th 9:00 AM NO DRAMA! Or you'll be blocked from Host's profile All openin bids start at 3,000 fubucks! Auction entry has the right to refuse any winnin bidder. Win will then go to next highest bidder.
A Kiss
Stirring in each others eyes we move our faces closer together. Our lips touch with eagerness and anticipation. My hands in your hair Yours on my face I seductively suck and lick your bottom lip. I feel you tense against my body Your tongue penetrates my mouth and I feel the wetness against mine. We dance with our tongues Moving them in and out and around each others mouths. Exploring Knowing each other moves Our bodies pressed together I feel our hearts beat We moan in each others mouths as our movements begin to quicken You pull away and we began to catch our breaths We stair at on another with our eyes glazed over I lean in again I place my lips on yours and then We start again.
Current Weather
We are under a winter storm watch and ice storm watch at least until tomorrow morning. How wonderful is that?! Right now the temp is 33 degrees and supposed to drop down to 26 tonight. It's been raining ALL day and supposed to rain through the night, turning into freezing rain. With the temp. dropping, it'll turn into ice. I was lucky enough to have missed the last ice storm that Springfield got last winter. I was still in NC, but I called here every week. People were without power over a week long. And now the people of Springfield are continously talking about the weather we're having now and comparing it to last winter. I am NOT a happy camper so far and don't expect to be the rest of the winter. The south is beginning to look better and better every day. And to think, I left the south to move to the midwest because my family is here. SheeZ! Am I a glutton for punishment or what? Ah well ... life goes on. I have power, ( so far ), I have the computer to spend time on Fubar, I hav
A Hurtful Torment
Well I woke up feeling blue,at least I've the house to myself today.So no one can see me.I got another email joke from the girl that I love,and they just tear me up.I me she writes me like nothing ever happened.Like she never had any feelings for me at all,And It rips at my heart too.But yet I like getting email from her.I mean does It make any sense?And I look at her pics all the time too and think how great It would be to just be with her on Christmas.Like I know thats gonna happened.Well onto the poem: A Hurtful Torment Memories of you lingered In my head feeling my heart with hurtful torment.For my heart hurts so badly that feels like It's gonna bust Into a thousand parts.For I love you so much,but yet you seem to not feel the same anymore.Was It something not said that turned you cold toward me?Or was It just meant to happened that way?For once I was as happy as I can be waking up to a heartfelt email from you,for I love you was somewhere In the email .Bu
Never Quit Trying
Never quit trying, never quit believing, never give up. Never say you can't when it can be done. Never quit trying never give up hope. Never stop smiling, never stop laughing, and never stop loving. Never quit trying always keep moving forward. When life gets tough and the tears are falling, know that i will be there for you, I cannot give you a hug or be there when the days are long , but know in my heart that is where i keep you. Never quit trying never give up hope, for in the end it will be ok. Never quit trying if you fall get up and try again, i will be there to pick you up, and hope that you will do the same for me. Never quit trying take one step at a time, and before you know it you will realize that you made it through. Never quit trying cause i know you can do it, I believe in you. Never quit trying, keep moving forward, new doors will open and the old ones will be in the past. Let go of the past quit reaching for things that you know you can neve
Self Love
Life goes on as I stand still, I lost my mind I've lost my will . There is no life that is worth this, hold that thought, I have to piss. Be right back, so don't wait long, just two shakes like cheech and chong. That's right I named the boys, I have my hand, you have your toys. What's the point of my whole rant? Show your breasts and watch me pant. Watch my eyes bulge out my head, I'll give you instructions instead. Pet my head and then my shaft, I've gotten good at my craft. Just like witches this poem binds, too much self love surely blinds
Idiots On Parade
What do you get when you have a little bit of cold air, moisture, some ice on windshields, slippery streets, and Kansas drivers behind the wheels??? Idiots on Parade... I swear (okay okay, I know I know.. not nice to swear) we had a seasoned driver get in his bus the other day and tell "Control" that the defrosters haven't cleared his windshield and he didn't know what to do.. she told him to let the bus warm up a bit more-- I am thinking--DUH.. isn't that what ice scrapers are for??? He then came back with "For how long"... our bosses classic reply was "Until you can see out the windshield" HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!! Watching drivers and listening to the scanner I realize this driver isn't alone... There are lotzof them out there... Do you know what happens when you have bald tires, a junker of a pick up truck loaded down with junk and trash in the back, and you approach a stop light on a slick street??? You end up on the medium at Avenue A & Main.... I can't wait to see what liste
Consumed With Thoughts Of You
All day my mind is consumed with the thoughts of you What are you doing? Are you thinking of me? I would love to kiss you and feel your arms around me To hear your sexy and smooth voice How did you do this to me? How did I allow you in my mind? In my heart? Am I selfish? Is this fair? Fair that I want you? Fair that you want me? What the hell did you do to me? Making me feel things I haven't felt in such a long time What am I going to do with you? Should I give in with no care? No care of what might happen to what we have? What we share? All day my mind is consumed with thoughts of you Why is this happening to me? You opened something inside of me that I wasn't suppose to share Now you have a piece of that Why aren't I taking it back? Why haven't I said goodbye? Damn. What the hell did you do to me To have me so rapped up into you? I even have thoughts of missing you All day my mind is consumed with the thought of you.
Baby Steps = Success
I was reading an inspirational article the other day on MSN about a woman who lost 500 pounds in 3 years... that's an average of 130 per year... This woman talked about how her son feared coming home and finding her dead... and that her turning point... believe it or not, was the computer... She got a computer and started chatting and found that her new found friends online liked her for her thoughts, opinions, and personality--NOT HER SIZE.... She said she noticed after a while that her fingers were smaller (Probably from all of the typing)... This woman broke down in tears and cried because the kindness of faceless strangers saved her life and gave her back a life... This woman also talked about she said "If I just lose 40 pounds I'll be happy" and then found the opposite to be just as true... If she gained 40 pounds she was momentarily happy.... I also read another article on MSN about talked about how some clothing makers are making their clothing size larger... for exampl
Emotions Run Deep (dedicated To Muah From Marquita Holley)
Emotions Spread like sunshine touching down to the ground as flowers blom to celebrate the love that goes through you. The warmth spreads from your heart to your fingertips as you caress your lovers face with the ease and grace. The sun goes away and your filled with nothing but gray By Marquita Holley To: My sexy bitch Rronda I luv You Mucho Besos
I'm Never Going To Have A Pair Of Pants Fit Me Again...
Or at least that is what it feels like... I am about tired already of holding my britches up as I walk-- or having them fall down and my undies exposed as I am going up or down the stairs.... While it is nice to pull down my britches and not undo them-- I do get tired of pulling them up all the time.... The pants I have been wearing have been baggy for some time-- I convienced myself I streached them out and that is why they are so baggy.... but then a friend of mine gave me a pair of 34's and a pair of 32's... the other night.... Nice looking pair of pants if I say so myself.... Yesterday I wore the 34's.... and I took two steps and they were falling down... they were a cute black pair of jeans and I was determined to wear them no matter what.... By 5 pm I was saying "To hell with this" and slipped them off and put on a pair of shorts.... they were too baggy.... So this morning I put on the 32's... while they weren't as baggy-- they are still pretty baggy.... they didn't fal
That's It!!! I Am Committing Baricaid Homocide....
Do you ever feel like that mouse in the maze trying to find the cheese??? Well if you live in my neighborhood or need to manuver around it-- you will know that feeling... I only have two side street that will coinside with one other side street that runs directly beside my house.... There is road construction everywhere.... I swear every street in a four block radius is virtually blocked.... Once I get out of the maze-- my neighborhood... then I travel a short distance and wallah... another street baricaid.... another detour... another obsticle.... some of these streets have been closed for 3 months now, others are open on some days-closed on another... GPS tracking systems all over our town are as confused as we are.... On the intersection that my house sits on--you'd swear people can't read... "Road Closed" means just that...Yet, I have watched numerous people drive through these signs and then wonder why their vehicle bounces when they hit the 4 inch deep trench that is runn
Nothing New
Well, here I sit. I ususally write my blogs on MySpace, but thinking of changing them to Fubar instead. It's Sunday afternoon, raining and cold. This is the 8th weekend in a row that I have stayed home all weekend...not a record, but working on it. Just havent been in the mood to do anything, my neice even tried to get me to be her designated driver last night. I'd rather sit in the warm. Cookin up a storm though...thats my stress relief I guess....I love to cook! I turned my niece into a fubar nut this weekend, Check her out....Baby J....shes in my friends and family...She just had surgery this past week and is off for 2....little shit is moving right up there fast....shes a hoot...AND DANCE....watchin her out, makes me wanna spank her ass..but hell, we all grow up dont we? Well...thought I'd get her some publicity Till next time.......
Help!!!! My Bed's Been Invaded By Baby Dolls, Hair Brushes, And A Two Year Old Saying "ewwww"
Oh the joys of having a 2 year old in the house.... Britney & Bailey are between apartments... and they are temporarily stationed at my house... I am loving this extra time with Bailey.... She is such a ham.... I just need to get use to waking up to the array of toys that I find in my bed each day.... I even fell asleep with Bailey brushing my hair while we laid down for a nap... Can we say "LOVELY"... She sure enjoyed it.... Now that Bailey is 2, she is able to ride the bus with me, I drive right by her day care every day so now I am picking her up on the bus... She now will say "I go bye bye Bus" (Bus highly pronounced)... and the fit she throws when it is time to get off.... She will even raise her hands at railroad tracks.... Bailey has also become my little Mini Me.... We play this peek-a-boo game, but instead of saying "BOO" we wave our handes excitedly and say "Oh my gosh Oh my gosh" ... because we are just thrilled to see each other... Well the other evening, while p
Love Or Lust
The difference between love and lust is merely a matter of time. When you take time to dive right in it's love , and when you make time to dive in it's lust.when you make love it's love and when you f*ck it's lust. Either way it's fun!
...and Then There Was One
What do you call two no longer one? The weight of the relationship felt like a ton A chess match in whom neither side won A breakup that burnt as hot as the sun How can you regain your trust in me? A secret I wish you would share with thee I try to get close but you always flee Why can't you be the woman I want you to be? I see your face inside of my head So hard in the morning to roll out of bed Loathing the sunshine, by night time I'm dead Put a gun in my mouth, stain the carpet red I'll obey your wishes until you come correct And admit that sometimes we do connect I doubt that on you it has any effect So why on the past must I always reflect? Even after you left and I moved away Feelings for you as a friend still stay And I hang on every word that you say Now I am tired, down I must lay I can see my breath, the end draws near I look at the bottom of an empty beer I think of you and then drop a tear My life stands before me with you in the rear
Carnivorous, flesh eating parasite Broken skin turned black with light Frozen membranes leaking blood Every orifice leaks you touch Let me drip dry, peel back the skin Set me on fire and start to grin Lick my wounds with salty tongue Drink the sweat, spit out the crust How's it taste now that I've decayed? Taste the part of the heart you once stayed Tell me if the taste still remains Every part of you leaves a stain Dig into me like you always do Make me believe your lies are true Help me to see with blood soaked eyes This is the part where one of us dies Give in to temptation and accept your fate My will is gone in this weakened state You killed the only part I knew The rest was beaten black and blue Left for dead with ravaged bones Piercing screams and haunting moans Your laughter echoes and then disappears How can you kill what wasn't here?
Did you ever have those days where you just don't know? You have so many thoughts and feelings running through your head, and you just have trouble sorting them out. What feelings are real and which ones are made up, and you can't tell.
Well - I just got back from a weekend out of town. My friend killed himself last week and it sent me into a tailspin. I needed to be alone and cry and think about my life. I got a hotel room and holed up in there. Yesterday I went to get my bellbutton repierced but got there at 3 which was too late. So I went to a mexican restaurant I use to go to ages ago (adore their brown sauce). Sat at the table alone and let the tears fall - the place was empty. Got 64 oz of frozen daiquiris -- some cigars and went back to the pool-side area and talked with friends around the country. That did so much good. Got pretty trashed last night and fought all night on the phone with my spouse -- so much for relaxing. I feel a little bit relaxed today - I'm home and the house is empty. I was accused of some horrible things --- and I just don't care. I was there alone - I rented the room alone - I paid for the room alone. I was there to try and get my head together. And those who think I
What I Am
What I Am I am everything, I give you life Warm as butter across a knife I flow from your body a steady stream Close me off and wake in dreams Cut me open and watch me pour Cry for attention you fucking whore Boiling heat, Acid rain Sell my soul, Rot my brain Break my will until I crack Snap your neck, Hear me laugh Laughter echoes deep inside Found a gun, Run and hide Take an aim, Pull it quick Colon cancer got me sick Throwing up untold words Regurgitating shit for birds Fading fast into the shadows Will is weak, But that's how that goes I've got nothing left but a memory Still choking on my own apathy I sink into my own abyss Sweet ammonia, Sacred piss Give me your wings, Set me free A Phoenix in Flames Eternity
Help This Wonderful Lady
What We're Up To...
Hey all ~ just wanted to drop in and wish all of our friends a Happy Holiday Season. Kelly and I have moved back to New Mexico - temporarily! LOL He's currently in Phoenix, attending truck driving school for a few weeks. He's kickin' ass and takin' names! He should be home sometime around the 19th ~ then a week or two here... then he's off to Denver to start six weeks of Driver/Coach training with a mentor. After that, he'll have his own truck - and we are hitting the road. We will be doing long haul - coast to coast and Canada. I will try really hard to keep everyone posted on here as to where we are and where we are going... that way, if we are in your neck of the woods ~ maybe we can stop and have a beer with ya! To Be Continued.... ~ hugs & Bites ~ ~ S ~ & ~ K ~
Christmas Lame Joke
Two Santas from rival department stores walk into a bar and get into a fight. Fortunately, a comma and a period are in the same bar. They get together and separate the two Clauses
Cum Rawk Out With Harley In Magnum
(repost of original by 'DJ~~HarleyMoon~~Magnum Radio~Gates FU Wifey has Great DSL's' on '2007-12-09 12:50:58') (repost of original by 'FROM THE GATES OF HELL ENFORCER FOR MAGNUM RADIO >>>> DJ HARLEYS FU HUBBY' on '2007-12-09 13:13:24')
This Is My Country
LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR! THIS IS MY COUNTRY! And, because I make this statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration!!! YOU ARE WELCOME HERE IN MY COUNTRY. Welcome to come through like everyone else has. Get a sponsor! Get a place to lay your head! Get a job! Live by OUR rules! Pay YOUR taxes! And LEARN THE LANGUAGE LIKE ALL OTHER IMMIGRANTS HAVE IN THE PAST!!! AND PLEASE DON'T DEMAND THAT WE HAND OVER OUR LIFETIME SAVINGS OF SOCIAL SECURITY FUNDS TO YOU TO MAKE UP FOR ''YOUR'' LOSSES. If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone, then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM! When will AMERICAN'S STOP giving away THEIR RIGHTS??? We've gone so far the other way ... bent over backwards not to offend anyone. But it seems no one cares about the AMERICAN that's being offended! WAKE UP America !!! If you agree . pass this
Funny Shit
HERE ARE SOME LINKS FOR SOME OF THE MOST RECENT UP DATES ON ALLYSSA. SHE ALSO OPENED HER EYES ON THE 4TH OF DEC AND SEEMS TO BE DOING A LOT BETTER. Dec 6th surgery went well she is out and doing good. Tomarrow they will be taking the skin from her scalp and using it on her face. So keep the prayers coming, they seem to be working. Dec 7th she had her face surgery went well today but she is still sleeping 11:36pm. Dec 7th 10:30am Allyssa just came out of surgery and did very well again. She has her own skin on her face and a few of her fingers. Dr. Warner was telling me that her fingers for the most part are healing and that we might only loose a few finger tips. Her breathing is doing better and they are getting very few plugs out now. Dec 9th 12:30 pm Allyssa ran a high fever last nig
I just need to get this out there because it has bugged me ever since I decided to put myself back out there in the dating world again. I think this is why I took a long vacation from it in the first place. What is up with guys these days? When do guys grow up to be gentlemen? I didn't know I was still in the teenage world of dating. Why assume that if you take a girl out to the movies,dinner or buy her a drink she is going to sleep with you? Ran across this problem the last couple times and hell I dont have WHORE stamped on my forhead. I like sex as much as the next girl but to me I HAVE to be in a loving relationship. End of story. If you don't like me enough to wait for it I guess that is your fault for not getting to know me because I kinda rock :) Not conceided, just the truth. I am very honest and forthright about things and if I think you are trying too get in my pants, I will let you know loud and clear, it aint happining! I will not subject myself to being another knotch o
Who Has A Crush On Me?
i know one of my crushes is my g/f so who are the other 2
Im Total Jerk An A Ass
so ladies if you like jerks and assholes , hit me up. promise 2 be respectful
Wash Dc, No Nativity Scene
There will be no Nativity Scene in the United State Congress, This year ! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation's capitol. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.
Things That Bounce In My Head
I was just going through my friend request. Since the whole deleting of my account I decided u I was going to go back to the days when I had a small friends list and I didn't approve every invite annnnywho the point is going through them there is a 19 yr old that sent me a request yes yes I know age is suppose to be just a number just can't figure out why a 19yr old would want to be friends with a 30 something old lady... shrugs or maybe its because there are 20 yr old that hit on my daughter and its just weird to have someone that one hit you up... ha anyway think im done rambling here have a great week!!
Friends With Benefits
Where do i begin. Ok so almost a month ago i started doin the nasty with a guy that i use to not like. I mean we use to argue everytime we met up when our friends were hangin out n stuff. He is really attractive lol n i now know that all the arguing was just fuel to our sexual attraction. Too bad its just a sexual attraction. I'm ready for a relationship and i know that he isnt. I'm not saying that im ready for a relationship with him because im not. I know that its not what he wants. I do know that everytime we hang out he likes me more and more. If i mention another guy even if its a friend he gets mad n stuff. Its like he doesnt want me but he doesnt want anyone else to have me. I just wanna break this whole thing off without hurting his feelings and makin him mad at me. Lol how the hell do i do that! Suggestions are definately encouraged:).
All Women Are Sluts And Tramps!
im so sic of women and their bullshit these days. you ladies want some respect? come and get it whores!
So... last night I have a mild anxiety attack... I'm not really sure why, maybe school, maybe not. I had to take this medicine for it and I hate taking it. Today I feel so tired and withdrawn. I feel empty. I don't know if it's because it's what I really feel or if it's some kind of weird side effect. I dunno... I just don't feel well...
Health Update
Well I am not dying but might as well with a fucking diet. I went to the hospital on Friday to get copies of my medical records there so I can get the fucking referal to a military facility in Bremerton, WA. I looked at the information and I wasn't to pleased. My cholestrol is at 248/200 and my glucose was slightly only 5 points though. Some other numbers were abnormal but with the sheet not in front of me i cant think of them. So for now I cant have any more red meat, cheese, no beer. The last one I can live with surprisingly because I have retired my middleweight championship for some time. I drink from time to time maybe at dinner, but I can definitely live without booze. . .shock to me too. So no taco bell, no pizza hut. I did find out last night that Veggie Burgers aren't that bad. This is from a hardcore carnivore. So I am on a no flavor diet basically, and i am sneaking in a workout. I am not allowed any strenuous activity or workouts, but I am working on cardio and cond
My First Blog
well i got cancer its terminal people ask me how long you have to live i tell them till im dead hell im like the rest of the world i have no clue when im going to die no im not writin this for sympathy hell i got my kids my wife and as far as im concerned im going to live till im 80 that all i can do is hope so that all i have to say bout this
I saw you but you didn't see me I was just a biker I saw you; hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line. But, you didn't see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday. I saw you; pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk. But, you didn't see me playing Santa at the local mall. I saw you; change your mind about going into the restaurant. But, you didn't see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief. I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I drove by. But, you didn't see me, driving behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window. I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children. But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless. I saw you, stare at my long hair. But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love. I saw you; roll your eyes at our leather coats and gloves. But, you did
i would like to thansk each and every one on this site for showing me the true meaning of friendship with no strings attached i would like to wish each and everyone av ery joyous and happy holiday season and may God our father protect each and everyone and may your light shine in love and grace and peace
Life Is Strange And So Is My Horoscopes
For the past few days my horoscope has been dead on, and it's getting creepier and creepier as it goes. Unanticipated results can throw you for a loop today, but the facts have something important to teach you. Don't try to ignore what you don't understand or life could get quite confusing. Once you accept that there are no fast answers now, you can grow in ways that will make you wiser. Remember that the way out of your current dilemma is directly through the center of the storm. Moving into your fears will help you overcome them. I'm in shock
Ya Know
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Thought For The Day
My Christmas Tree
come leave me some gifts
For Just One Moment
For just one moment if i could take away all the pain wipe away all your tears, For just one moment if i could be there to give you a hug and let you know that everything will be ok, For just one moment if i could bring the sunshine and make your life alittle easier, For just on moment if i could break the walls that keep you from moving on, For just one moment if i could make you smile, make you laugh and make you forget the bad times just for a moment i would if i could. For just a moment would mean that i did my job as a friend even if it is just for a moment. For just one moment if i could take away all the pain and wipe away your tears i would. For just one moment if i could be there for you i would. For just one moment if i could give you just alittle time to laugh it would make things more worth while. For just one moment if i could give you good memories for just one moment i would. For just one moment if i could change your life for just alittle whi
Reason,season,or Lifetime
A friend sent me this a few years ago and I kept it because it does have great meaning to it. People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up
A Winter Statistic
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Video Two, 3weeks N 4 Days Old
skye in her moses basket, talkin to mummy and smiling hehe
Who am I behind so many masks? To tell the truth I do not know. I find myself in a place, or rather in a world that I do not even know who I am. I can say who I wish I was or I wish I could be, but rather to give out the plain simple truth, I do not know this mask man I see in the mirror. All I see is a wanna be in life. A wanna be accepted in something I do not understand myself. I smile when I see a person laugh, frown with a human when they cry. Is that how I really am? Do I enjoy life? Do I enjoy who I am? I wear a mask to hide myself from me. I am afraid of who I could be vs. who I can be. I can be great at things, yet I hold myself back to continue to learn the same things over from fresh pair of eyes. Will I ever take off this mask?
Video One, Just Over A Week Old.
This video is is of my Daughter Skye-Logan she was only 1 and a half weeks old at this point. She pulls some really funny faces and i thought it would be nice to take a video of them to remind us of the early days of her life. Oh yeah and sorry for the music, i was having a funny half hour lol, i usually listen to either terror brothers radio or the Pagan Radio.
More Marine Quotes
"The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!" Eleanor Roosevelt -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and those who have met them in battle. Everyone else has a second-hand opinion." Unknown -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If I had one more division like this First Marine Division I could win this war." General of the Armies Douglas McArthur in Korea, overheard and reported by Marine Staff Sergeant Bill Houghton, Weapons/2/5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Do not attack the First Marine Division. Leave the yellowlegs alone. Strike the American Army." Orders given to Communist troo
New Supermarket
The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and the scent of fresh hay fills the air. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
A Christmas Prayer
Christmas Prayer I said a Christmas prayer for you Because the season's near I didn't ask for riches But for gifts so much more dear. I asked for joyful gatherings With your family all around And for carols to inspire you With their old familiar sound. I asked for quiet moments In your heart on Christmas morn For a special time to celebrate The Savior who was born. I asked for friends to send their best That you might know they care I asked for peace and love and hope And I know God heard my prayer
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A Mommys Xmas List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music
Burning Love
Tuesday Dec 11... Being Admitted At 8;45 Am Texas Time
takes 2-3 hrs im told . I will be in hospital two or three days . Ill be home and soon as I can ,ill be back on line after I can sit some. Im Ok; God is with me .Im fine and Ty all my friends fo support and love . I just am so blessed to have all you here now .. Ill say prayers and be thinking all you too. Hugs diana
This world is not just made of people, but also strangers. A wise man has said, 'A friend is a stranger you have not met yet.' Who are we to judge who is our friend and who is not? Is it a matter that we agree upon somthing and we bith share a common interest, vs. a person that completely disagrees with you and they do not want anything to do with your life or what you think? I can consider myself to be a common man that thinks differently than others, but whether or not I agree what they think do not matter to me. Everyone else thinks differently from one another and all I can say is, as long as they are happy and they are not like me, I like them all the same. To the stangers and friends that are in this world, I hope you had read this with an open mind and agree that we are all strangers to one another, yet friendship comes a long way to be earned by trust and acception to our idiviuality.
A Must Read Story For All Our Troops An Thier Loved Ones !!!!!!!!!
PLEASE READ A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.
Come Help Me Out
Merry Christmas To All
WALKING too you in the bright misty sky. My toes are wet as I come your way. Tears fall from branches as the rain falls. Stars shine high as the snow starts to cover your warm heart beating soul. Embracing your arms as we feel the heat. The snow starts to melt, sickles drip in our windy kiss. Your feet brush the grass as i carry you though, the light of my SOUL.
Cecilia Es La Chica Que Me Pone Todo Loco
es cachonda abierta y necesito correrme, debe tener un coñito que me pone la polla a tope
Hawaiian Beach Cake
Make a big splash at your Hawaiian luau with this beachy cake. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked 13- by 9- by 2-inch cake 2 1/2 cups blue frosting 1/4 cup white frosting 1 cup graham cracker crumbs Candy rocks Birthday candles Plastic Hawaiian dancers Candy flower sprinkles Plastic palm trees Fruit Stripe gum (surfboards) Plastic figures LifeSavers (inner tubes) Sour tape, cut into 1-inch lengths (beach blankets) Paper parasols Plastic dolphin or gummy fish 1. Lightly coat the entire cake with a thin layer of blue frosting. Swirl extra blue frosting on two thirds of the cake to create the ocean with waves and a curvy shoreline. Add whitecaps by squirting white frosting through a pastry bag. 2. To make the sandy beach, sprinkle graham cracker crumbs on the remaining third of the cake (the crumbs will stick to the thin layer of frosting). Next, let your kids help you turn the cake into a bustling beach. Arrange a circle of candy rocks around a candle bonfire.
Happy Holidays To All
The Feelings Of Guilt
Hot Dog And Fries Cake
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked loaf cake 2 Twinkies 1 cup hot-dog red frosting (red and brown mixed) Yellow icing in a tube Red icing in a tube Green fruit slices or gumdrops, diced (optional) Step1 1. To make the hot dog bun, cut the loaf sides as shown, saving the extra cake for the French fries. Remove the cake center and place the two Twinkies in the "bun." Step2 2. Frost them hot-dog red. Add a squirt of mustard (yellow icing) ketchup (red icing), or relish (diced gumdrops or fruit slices). 3. Tip: Save the decorating for your child's party and invite guests to squirt the cake with ketchup and mustard frosting.
Ho Ho Fucking Ho....leave Me A Present.
Boyfriend App.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Birthday:. HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. Would you ever ask me out? 5. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 6. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 7. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 8.Would you walk on the beach with me? 9. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 10. Do you/have you talked about me? 11. Do you think I'm a good person? 12. Would u take a nap with me? 13.Do you think I'm cute? 14. If you could change anything about me -would you? 15.Would you dance with me? 16.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... [] go out with me? [] give me your number? [] kiss me? [] let me kiss you? [] watch a movie with me
Under The Sea Cake
This whimsical underwater scene can be decorated in one swish of a mermaid's tail. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked 13" x 9" x 2" cake 2 to 3 cups blue icing Green apple Sour Belts Blue and/or green fruit leather Candy rocks Candy seashells Gummy sea creatures, such as fish, sharks, and octopuses Mini Swedish fish Sour tropical fish 1. Frost the cake with the icing. 2. To create plants, roll or twist various lengths of sour belts and fruit leather before placing them on the cake. 3. Place candy rocks and seashells along the bottom. 4. Finish off your underwater scene by arranging schools of gummy fish, sharks, and other deep-sea dwellers.
For All The Ladies On The "naughty" List...
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Mermaid Cake
RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked 8-inch round cake 1 baked 13- x 9- x 2-inch cake 12 baked cupcakes 8 cups frosting (white, blue and yellow) Necco wafers (pink, green and purple) 2 green Necco wafers and 2 blue M&M's for eyes Shoestring licorice eyelashes Fruit by the Foot mouth Colored sugar Step1 1. Cut and arrange the cakes as shown in the small photos. Step2 2. Frost the mermaid's tail blue and cover it with Necco wafers. Frost the head and body white and the bikini top blue. 3. Add the candy eyes and mouth. Frost the cupcake curls yellow, then sprinkle on colored sugar for marine sheen.
Sexy Sunday
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Pool Party Cake
When FamilyFun reader Gail Fournier's son, Scott, turned seven, she was hot on throwing a poolside bash. The coolest part of the party was the cake, modeled after the above-ground pool in their backyard in New Hampshire. Make this cake and we guarantee your guests won't hesitate to plunge right in. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1/2 gallon quality ice cream (any flavor) 1 1/3 8.5-oz. pkgs. fudge sticks (chocolate or peanut butter) 2 cups heavy cream 1/4 cup sugar 1/2 tsp. vanilla extract Blue food coloring Gummy rings Gobstoppers Paper umbrellas Plastic figures Licorice Decorators' frosting Step 1 1. Begin by making the ice-cream base of the pool cake. Let the ice cream soften at room temperature for 15 to 20 minutes, then ask your kids to help you spoon it into an 8-inch round springform pan, souffle dish, or plastic container. Pack the ice cream into the mold and smooth out the top. Cover with plastic wrap and freeze for at least 4 hours or overnight. Step 2 2. A
Wish You Were Here
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We Survived, And Turned Out Ok.
Let me say, for the record, I was spanked. I am not abusive of women, children, or animals. I have tendency to think twice before I do something, especially when it might break one of Mom's rules. Yes, I am an adult, but when you think about it, Mom and Dad's rules stick with us for our entire lives. I was spanked for misbehavior, usually involving totally ignoring a parent, acting up in a store (the infamous "can I have 'x'") hitting my baby sister, refusing to go to bed at the proper time, and last but not least, back talking a parent. I grew up in the sixties, mom carried a thin leather belt when we went out shopping, wore it around her neck. She had no qualms about using it in public either, and strangely enough, she was never accused of child abuse. In fact, she was often complimented on how well behaved we were. There were no such things as time outs, it went from first warning to whipping, and rarely did we have to go past first warning. Today, I see kids act
Sleepover Cake *for A Sleep Over*
Since sleepover parties aren't really about sleeping, let your wide-awake party-goers decorate the cookie faces to match their own features, then tuck them into this sweet bed. video Watch a step-by-step video demonstration of this recipe. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 baked 13- X 9- X 2-inch cake 6 cups frosting (pink and light pink) 5 Twinkies 5 marshmallows 5 vanilla or chocolate wafers Gel icing (pink and green) Mini jawbreakers Pink and green Fruit by the Foot Step 1 1. Turn the cake upside down and lightly frost it. To make the bodies, cut the Twinkies in half lengthwise and place the tops cut-side down on the cake bed. 2. Frost a pink sheet on the top third of the cake, flatten the marshmallows for pillows and position the wafer faces on the pillows. (Curly hair and big smiles can be made with gel icing; mini jawbreakers are perfect for eyes.) 3. Frost a light-pink blanket over the Twinkies and the remaining cake. For flowers, use pink and green gel icing; f
Nsfw Santa Guy
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Merry X-mas Ladies.. Heres A "ho" Ho" H'o" 4ya
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Sweet Heart Cake
Making a big impression on your little sweethearts is a piece of cake, which gets its color from strawberries and red Jell-O and its shape from two standard-size cakes. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 18 1/4-ounce box white cake mix (plus eggs, water, and oil, as directed on box) 1 3-ounce box strawberry-flavored Jell-O 1 16-ounce package frozen sliced strawberries, thawed and drained 1 cup butter, softened 3 1/2 cups powdered sugar 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Red or pink candies 1. To begin, heat the oven and grease and flour two 8-inch baking pans, one round and one square, as directed on the cake mix box. Add the Jell-O to the cake mix, then prepare the mix as directed on the box. Fold half of the strawberries into the batter. Pour the batter into the prepared pans and bake according to the package directions. Remove the cakes from the pans and allow them to cool completely on wire racks. Step 2 2. To make the frosting, beat the butter, sugar, and vanilla extract until light
Saturday Night
just little clips from last night. i got ahold of my moms digi cam wooot..the old dude u'll see for like 2 seconds he came over to our table and asked us if we masterbated..rofl..what a was defiently funny though..creepy old men rock
What Say?
A lady told me when I was younger that all men who liked Anal sex were guy or for liking it throught there. Personally I think It is bullshit but what do u say? Men liking Anal Makes them Gay? Or Bull Shit! I am sure I know what the men will say how bout Ladies what do u think?
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Birthday Numerology
A Decoz® Numerology Chart Analysis for Michelle Welker by Hans Decoz Birth .. Michelle Marie Welker October 15, 1965 © Copyright 1985, 2003, Hans Decoz. TABLE OF CONTENTS INTRODUCTION 4 LIFE PATH 4 EXPRESSION 5 HEART'S DESIRE 7 SUMMARY Birth name: Michelle Marie Welker Short name: Michelle Welker Birth date: October 15, 1965 Your Life Path is 10/1 5 Your Expression is 16/7 6 Your Heart's Desire is 8 7 INTRODUCTION About your Personal Reading This reading was composed for you personally, Michelle, and is based on your full name at birth, your date of birth, and the name you now use to introduce yourself. Please check your birth data on the title page to make sure the names and date of birth used are correct. If you have two or more middle names or last names, y
Marine Quotes
Some people live an entire lifetime and wonder if they have ever made a difference in the world, but the Marines don't have that problem. Ronald Reagan, President of the United States of America I have just returned from visiting the Marines at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world! General Douglas MacArthur, US Army The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. General George Patton, US Army The battle of Iwo Jima has been won. Among the Americans who served on Iwo, uncommon valor was a common virtue. Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, USN The man who will go where his colors will go, without asking, who will fight a phantom foe in a jungle and mountain range, without counting, and who will suffer and die in the midst of incredible hardship, without complaint, is still what he has always been, from Imperial Rome to sceptered Britain to Democratic America. He is
Merry Christmas
imikimi - Customize Your World
Ok little history of my place I live in 1 a murder happened here. 2 The property once was open land but the Spanish Indian war came threw here and lots of people died. Settlers home steaders. 3 Indian bural grounds 4 near 2 graveyards one with in walking distances called the Garden of Angels, which is for Babies, who pass on in tragic ways. They are given a grave and a name. This graveyard covers all of four blocks and is located one block from me. The children come from all over southern California I will not go in to what brings them there only that it is tragic. On with the story One night my husband and me were sleeping in and we both heard a child (still hear children walking in the room and it is not the twins we wake up all the time to see.)Moreover, I heard a cry my son at the time was 10 and it sounded like a small child sat straight up I called hello? Moreover, all of a sudden my TV sstarted to have lines In It then I heard a scream I was busy watching my T.V. the lines d
A Christmas Poem.......
>> The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, >> >> I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. >> >> My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, >> >> My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. >> >> >> Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, >> >> Transforming the yard to a winter delight. >> >> The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, >> >> Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. >> >> >> My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, >> >> Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. >> >> In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, >> >> So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. >> >> >> The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, >> >> But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. >> >> Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the >> >> sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. >> >> >> My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, >> >> And I crept to the door just to see who was near. >> >> Standing out in t
Buried Dreams
Everything Is Falling Apart Around Me!
Man, when it rains, it pours! It seems that a lot of things have been breaking around me. We bought a Sony high definition television in Sept of 06 so it is only a little over a year old. It decided to break. The manufacturer's warranty is only a year and we didn't get an extended warranty from the store because we have in the past and never used them so it was a waste of money. So we called Sony because everything we tried didn't work. They charged us $100 just to even come out and had to have it paid before the appointment. Okay. They will be here Wednesday to "fix" it. The guy said it might cost like $600 to fix it on top of the $100 we already gave them! We can buy a new television for that much money! You would think a brand like Sony would last more than a year!!!! Then,my son bought a Yahoo YZ 125 at the end of October. We paid $1,000 of it and he paid the other $500. He took it out one time and it broke. It is a 2003 or 04? Not very old! We take it in to ge
I'm A Grandmother!?
Well, on Friday my oldest son had to bring home from school his brand new, "baby" daughter, which he named, Sabrina. For his sex-ed class, he is required to bring home a fully automated doll that cries and needs to be fed, and changed, etc. So far, things are not going well for Chris. The baby is crying every 10-15 minutes and has wanted to be fed or changed each of these times. LOL...this has greatly upset Chris. I'm glad that he is getting this experience. Although I know that it's nothing like having an actual baby, it does show him that he needs to be constantly responsible for something other than himself. Even if it's only for a good grade right now. Hopefully it helps him to make better decisions for himself when faced with being intimate with someone and using protection. I'll keep everyone posted.....
Another Of My Personal Favroties*
Listen To the sound of your denial Knowing the truth yet playing dumb all the while Watch As you start to believe your own lies Living in your bubble has made you blind Move To the beat of society's drum You can't think for yourself and you have become numb Fly Heading straight for the sun Reality sets in as your wings come undone You claim you can't find the pieces you have been missing Just listen
Shhh...not Feeling Well
Christmas Card . , Beautiful
This is a beautiful Christmas Card . Please copy and paste the link if you would like to see it . I have no idea to make it visible here . Enjoy and Happy Holidays to all . Luv ya . Tom

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