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Going To Michigan For Christmas
Well today is the day I am leaving for michigan to see nanners again :D! I moved up the date cause there is a big snow storm coming on saturday and I didnt want it to get delayed! So I bought a ticket for today :D. I am so excited to be going to see nanners today I hope the flight goes smooth with out any delays! I will be spending christmas with nanners and that makes me soooo happy I cant wait see you in Michigan!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Erotic Or Kinky?
Do you know the difference between Erotic and Kinky? When you are being use feathers. When you are being use the whole bird!
The Watch
Today our navy has given most of the pomp and circumstance, the honors, traditions, and ceremonies back to history…time does not give us the freedom to do these things from the past…but, we still have to stop all engines, lay about smartly, and drop anchor to pay homage to one of our shipmates going ashore. To honor the years served, the guidance, the leadership, the friendship and the expertise that this shipmate has freely given. This sailor has stood the watch While some of us were in our bunks at night This sailor stood the watch While some of us were in school learning our trade This shipmate stood the watch Yes.. even before some of us were born into this world This shipmate stood the watch In those years when the storm clouds of war were seen brewing on the horizon of history This shipmate stood the watch Many times he would cast an eye ashore and see his family standing there Needing his guidance and help Needing that hand to hold during those hard times But he still stood the
Growing Older Is Mandatory. Growing Up Is Optional.
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY. GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL. The first day of school our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn't already know. I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. ! I turned around to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being. She said, 'Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I'm 87 yrs. old. Can I give you a hug? I laughed and enthusiastically responded, 'Of course you may!' and she gave me a giant squeeze. 'Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?' I asked. She jokingly replied, 'I'm here to meet a rich husband, get married, and have a couple of kids...' 'No seriously,' I asked. I was curious what may have motivated her to be taking on this challenge at her age. 'I always dreamed of having a college education and now I'm getting one!' she told me. After class we walked to
Message Of The Day
Today's Message of the Day is: > > > > Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. > > > Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....
So lately Ive been feeling like blah. So right now I am going to rant alittle bit. So I am now living in Hawaii..Been here for 4 weeks now. I am trying so hard to give this place a chance. I am getting use to stuff around here. But it is nothing like being back in NC with my family and friend or being home in Pittsburgh where it is cold right now and has snow. But oh well so be it. Another thing.....I may have seducetive pictures...But that doesn't mean I want you. So please don't come to me saying oh how I would love to fuck you and shit...Because I am here to tell you right now it isn't going to happen. Yes I may flirt but it is harmless flirting. If you can't respect me and my wishes...It is as easy as this...DON'T TALK TO ME. Im not here to find a man. I am here strictly for FRIENDS to talk to and get my mind off of being here. I have a man. I don't need another one. On another note. If I don't answer you right away that doesn't mean that I don't want to talk to you...that e
Oh Christmas Tree Oh Christmas Tree...leave Me A Gift!
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Epiphany In Interiors
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Congress Vs. Everyone....
Body: One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he Asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money From you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist was Pleased and Left the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the Next morning there is a 'Thank You', card and a dozen roses waiting For him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his Bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm Doing Community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the Shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'Thank You', card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when He tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, "I cannot accept Money from you. I'm doing community service this week" The Professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when The bar
Bush says that steroids have 'sullied' baseball. I find this cartoon appropriate on so many levels.
Sapphyre Eclipse Needs Ur Help To Get To Fu King
Too Much Mad Max
They have been playing Beyond Thunderdome relentlessly the last couple months on TV and it is getting ingrained into my psyche. We have this woman from Australia who works at my company as an Administrative Assistance. Every time I hear her say the word "tomorrow" I can't help but think of the kids that Mad Max rescues talking about "tomorrow morrow land".
I need a drink my mouth is dry and I'm thirsty....anyone want to quench it for me?
This holiday is going to suck. As a Matter of fact, it's already sucking hardcore. I'm depressed, lonely, and I'm just gonna go back from which I came...bed. And yes, having a cold for the 3rd time in a month really does suck too.
Hello All
well hello everyone i just want to let everyone know that its a rough time in my life right now so if im not on alot that is why to make a very long upsetting story ill put it to you like this everything that i live for in my life my daughter and the love of my life that i lost i am fighting for cuz i have lost them both right now and with all that said i am going to spend the chrismas holiday with my mom and my daughter that is currently living out of my care due to pure bull shit but merry christmas and please to all have a wonderful new year hoooorrrraaay to 2008 maybe that is the turn around point in my life so i cant wait for that day to come with love to all peace
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Leave Me A Gift
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Give Thanks
When you lay down to go to sleep tonight don't forget to give thanks to god for still being here and also thank him for your freedom and ask him to bring our troops home safely. Because of them we are able to spend Christmas with our loved ones and they don't know if they will even see their loved ones on Christmas. Keep all our military servers and their entire families in your prayers please and God Bless You All!
Merry Chirstmas Ya'll!!
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When I Have Nightmares
When I have nightmares By Eric Ethan When I have nightmares I scream of fright When those screams are not of joy and delight They are just pure fright The trama of someone beating me up is not pleasant site My first time being with a women but it turn in a nightmare She beat me up in bed and rapes me of my will to love Now I don’t dare touch women Only a few know of my experience cause I trust them and they always are there for me when I’m down and out through phone or on line. I try to dream of a soft touch of a women but what happens that lady always appears and starts beating the heck out of me I scream out loud please don’t hurt me Please take the pain away and chase the nightmare away and let me rest with good dreams that I can rest for sure This nightmare is true and I have to live with all my life going through the trauma Please help me chase the nightmares away The End
Lifes Endings
everyone runs around so called life as if they look for something satisfaction as u might say but in the end they end up were they started an they are satisfied because the fact of the matter is human potential tests itsself without any help because of the will to do something and when u act apon this will u acheive satisfaction
Mars Closest Viewing Until 2016
Mars will be closer to Earth this month than any time until the year 2016. The red planet is now the brightest "star" in the evening sky and is already above the horizon as evening twilight fades away. But give it at least two more hours – until about 8 p.m. – for it to climb above the poor atmospheric seeing that's near the horizon. By then, this brilliant yellow-orange world will be at an altitude of around 30 degrees as seen from mid-northern latitudes. Your clenched fist held at arm's length is roughly equal to 10 degrees, so by 8 p.m. Mars will be about "three-fists" up from the east-northeast horizon. Mars appears much sharper and steadier when it crosses the southern meridian, about a half hour after local midnight. Its altitude as seen from most mid-northern latitudes is then about 75-degrees (more than "seven fists" up from the southern horizon). Mars is retrograding (moving westward) through the stars of Gemini and will cross over into Taurus on Dec. 30. It will come
Hello you found my place to vent. Welcome all of those that know me and for those that dont becareful I'm a bit strange lmaoooo....... It's Friday yeaaaaa lol it's also the day before I'm moving. I've been on vacation all week, packing and cleaning and packing some more. I'm moving from a 3 bedroom house I've been in for over 10 years, raised my son here. And it's not because I want to move but because I lost it along with thousands of others with the morgage crap thats been going on here in Michigan. Now I'm moving to a 1 bedroom apartment yea I'm so thrilled lol. No closet space, no kitchen cupboards no no no bites lip and tells self to shut up. So it's the day before and all my so called friends and even my son have decided that they either are not going to answer their phones or they have other more demanding reasons that they cant make it. "Looks at sky and whispers figures" Ive been killing myself all week to sort through 10 years worth of crap and memories and feel like som
Every Memory Is Of You
Every other memory is of you every memory that is bad I dont remember the good stuff I am here in this place So Alone so Confused so amused Every other memory is of you the good the bad the in between Every other memory is of you Every memory that is good I dont remember the bad I am here in a place so in love so happy so interested in more Every other memory is of you I wrote this a few years ago.. It was about a first love. or it could be about someone who taught you so much. abour life.. about who you are as a person. So I ask this.. Does anyone ever feel like this??
My Shout Box.... I Am Doing Nothing Wrong!
>Wild Horse...: thank you sweety. I changed my names on both pages for want nothing todo with that family. Wild Horse...: Don't even worry about it ->Wild Horse...: I had to make new art for the page so was hidding and he turned me in but its my salute and all still up? do I have to have my personal pics up? Wild Horse...: Ahhh I see ->Wild Horse...: some jerk turned me in for i am bombing a contest and told him i was Debbie . all he had to do was look at my salutes,but was being nosey so I lied to him. Wild Horse...: You can keep it.. No problem ->Wild Horse...: I had a family art page but quite the family do have have to delet the page or can I keep it as an art page? Wild Horse...: What do you mean?
Why Dont You & I
Why Dont You & I Santana Ft. Chad Kroeger Since the moment I spotted you Like walkin round with little wings on my shoes My stomach's filled with the and it's alright Bouncin round from cloud to cloud I got the feelin like I'm never gona come down If I said I didn't like it then you know I'd lie ooooo And every time I try to talk to you I get tongue-tied turns out that everything I say to you Comes out wrong and never comes out right So I'll say why don't you and I get togehter and take on the world and be together forever Heads we will and tails we'll try again So I say why don't you and I hold each other and fly to the moon and straight on to heaven Cause without you they're never going to let me in When's this feaver gona break? I think I've handled more than any man can take I'm like a love-sick puppy chasin you around.... ooo And it's alright Bouncin round from cloud to cloud I got the feeling like I'm never gona come down If said I
Climate Talks 'on Brink' Of Deal
RE: Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge UN Global Carbon Tax ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Dec 2007, 14:03 Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge UN Move For Global Carbon Tax The UN has officially announced what the fearmongering about man-made global warming has been designed to justify all along - a global carbon tax which will do nothing to reduce carbon emissions but everything to feed the trough of world government. Over one hundred prominent scientists signed a letter dismissing the move as a futile bureaucratic scheme which will diminish prosperity and increase human suffering. Climate talks 'on brink' of deal Latest newsBali basics Planet Bali Two Chinas Carbon lives Climate maps If global temperatures rise, billions will face water shortages The UN climate summit in Bali is "on the brink" of a deal, accor
Deleted Once Again...
Ok...its my 5th profile.. I have changed everything I can... name, email addy, pic..everything... so once again.. I see how long this one takes before i get delted once again...
Todays Horoscope..
You're in a good position to get your way with the boss or that one cutie -- but only if you can wait them out! Your patience is far from legendary, but you can pull it off if you really want to. Ok so I am bored today.. So I look at this.. and think about it.. HMMMM I dont have patience.. Never have.. That could explain so much about me as a person.. I try to be patient.. but it just seem to work..
well, so far so good on my pregnancy news. my baby girl is doing great. moving around like hell too. it's awesome though b/c my real life hubby got kicked in the face three or four times by the baby when he laid his face on my belly. it was awesome. i love being pregnant right now. i mean just knowing that there is a little life inside of me is just amazing. well, happy holidays folks.
Ladies..? Does Size Matter?
Ladies...Heres 1 for you.. We all hear its not the size of the tool,But how you work it.. Does size really matter ? Or can an Oral fixation do as well or Better? Im versatile..:P I like to work all kinds of Magic L8 Mark
Santa Clause
SANTA CLAUS by Grandma I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus,"she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" she snorted...."Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go wh
Landlord Gone Psycho
Well Count and I ran into some serious issues with the landlord, she locked us out of our bathroom, turned off the phone, cable and electricity, and then told us to get out by fri. Well we almost became homeless but a really good friend took us in and we are staying with her and her son.
What A Weirdo!
my sister finds the most random shit online. she says this is her gift to me this christmas and i guarantee she'll buy it for me. lol. crazy ass.
Body Hair
All of my life I've heard women give different views on the subect of men and their body hair ... so, I've decided to get a definitive answer about whether or not you like men to have it or if you want us to be hairless ...
Please Help Katt
My LOVE BUTTON Katt is here for another 8 days and we have been trying and trying to level her! She has just under 160,000 to level to Fubarlord.. can we please help her out? She is an amazing woman who I am going to miss deeply! Just Katt "Freaks LiL Kitty" * Fu-Wifey to Freak *@ fubar Love ya Love Button! Your mini me :)
12/14/07 - Snakes
When avoiding be bite by snakes (back-stabbing people), I is better to live with a snake in the grass that you know how it acts and where it goes.... Instead of killing it and having to deal with a new snake you know nothing about..... Sometime the old snake keep the others snakes away! Balance in all things
Top 10 Country Songs
10. I hate every bone in her body but mine. 9. I ain't never gone to bed with an ugly woman but I woke up with a few. 8. If the phone don't ring, you'll know its me. 7. I've missed you, but my aim's improvin'. 6. Wouldn't take her to a dog fight cause i'm scared she'd win. 5. I'm so miserable without you its like your still here. 4. My wife ran off with my best friend and I miss him. 3. She took my ring and gave me the finger. 2. Shes lookin' better with every beer. And the number 1 country song is..... 1. Its hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed my ass out all day long!!!!
Leave Gift Under My Tree On My Profile And Leave Kisses On My Mistletoe Pic
hey everyone leave me kisses and gifts on my profile page.
A X-mas For A Soldier
Continuing On With The Story Of The Affair...
OK, you really ought to start with my first blog post on this story, "In the Beginning", or you will get confused by the timeline. This blog is a continuation of that initial story - as will all subsequent blogs on this subject be. I'll be adding these once a day to Fubar until they are all popsted. Originally posted in Myspace on Tuesday, April 03, 2007: It all started out with the Ugliest Dog in the World… Seriously. It did. My re-acquaintance with Christy came in July of 2005 when a sudden flurry of e-mail traffic sprang up in our group about Sam, the World's Ugliest Dog. The initial e-mail – replete with photos of this poor creature – was sent out by Christian, my co-worker and friend and Christy's childhood friend (it should be noted that Christy did not work at the same company as Christian and I). An e-mail war ensued in which everyone in the group took turns commenting about the general state of decrepitude and necrosis that appeared to comprise most of Sam's physique.
My Box , I Am Doing No Wrong!
>Wild Horse...: thank you sweety. I changed my names on both pages for want nothing todo with that family. Wild Horse...: Don't even worry about it ->Wild Horse...: I had to make new art for the page so was hidding and he turned me in but its my salute and all still up? do I have to have my personal pics up? Wild Horse...: Ahhh I see ->Wild Horse...: some jerk turned me in for i am bombing a contest and told him i was Debbie . all he had to do was look at my salutes,but was being nosey so I lied to him. Wild Horse...: You can keep it.. No problem ->Wild Horse...: I had a family art page but quite the family do have have to delet the page or can I keep it as an art page? Wild Horse...: What do you mean?
Some Flying Stories Before I Continue...
Originally posted in Myspace on Monday, March 26, 2007: I digress... I thought, instead of continuing my story of what happened with Christy, I would pause for a moment (I will continue her story later) and relate the events that happened to me on 2 November 1987 while stationed in Okinawa as a fighter pilot. Part of a blog's purpose - in my estimation - is to put down for the record what the blogger feels is important to remember before the memory fades. Here is such a memory from my life: In November 1987 I was the lead aircraft of a two-aircraft flight out of Okinawa. There were the two airplanes and there were 4 of us in them, front-seater and back-seater in each airplane. My wingman was Captain Gary Conwell on that flight with his backseater (or WSO) Captain Ray Gale. I was the co-pilot or back-seater on this one since I was the instructor on the flight and I was evaluating the pilot/front seater in my aircraft, Lieutenant Colonel Larry Kleppinger. Our mission that
Apologize- Timbaland Featuring Onerepublic
I’m holding on your rope, Got me ten feet off the ground And I’m hearing what you say but I just can’t make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down, but wait You tell me that you’re sorry Didn’t think I’d turn around, and say… That it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I’d take another chance, take a fall Take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat But it’s nothing new - yeah yeah I loved you with the fire red- Now it’s turning blue, and you say… “Sorry” like the angel heaven let me think was you But I’m afraid… It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late whoa….. Bridge (guitar/piano) It’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, it’s too late I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah- I said it’s too late to apologize, yeah- I’m holding on your rope, got me ten feet off…
Dial Up Is Why...
a lot of people think i ignore them in the shoutbox.. for those of you who do not know.. i am still in the dinosaur days of dial up. i apologize in advance for any inconveniences this may cause, lol. be patient, dammit!!!!!
In The Beginning...
I wrote the following series of blogs for my Myspace page but felt that it was more suited to a better blogging forum. Therefore I am posting them here. I'll add them a few at a time over the next several days until I have caught up with the present. Until then, expect a rehash of the past and I apologize for that. I'll post the first two here. The dates on these blogs will be in accordance with when they were first published in Myspace: Originally posted in Myspace Monday, February 05, 2007 : And so it begins.... How does one begin to blog? How should I go about detailing intimate experiences about my life to countless strangers who may chance upon these words? What should I relate? The veil of anonymity that the Blog offers allows me to be more candid than I normally would. After all, what humiliation will I suffer when no one knows my name? What have I really got to lose? So, in the coming days, as I gather the gumption to do so, I will relate a particular chapter
Hold On Tightly To What Is Truly Important In Life
HOLD ON TIGHTLY TO WHAT IS TRULY IMPORTANT IN LIFE Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing that all things are possible. It is the fiber and strength of a confident soul. Hold on to hope; it banishes doubt and Enables attitudes to be positive and cheerful. Hold on to trust; it is at the core of fruitful relationships that are secure and content. Hold on to love; it is life's greatest gift of all, for it shares, cares and gives meaning to life. Hold on to family and friends; they are the most important people in your life, and they make the world a better place. They are your roots and the beginnings that you grew from; they are the vine that has grown through time to nourish you, help you on your way, and always remain close by. Hold on to all that you are and all that you have learned, for these things are what make you unique. Don't ignore what you feel and what you believe is right and important; your heart has a way of speaking louder than your mind. Hold on to your dreams;
Ringing The Doorbells Of Christmas
Dec 14, 2007 Ringing the Doorbells of Christmas By Beth Copeland The newspaper clipping is yellowed like a parchment scroll. The treasured article is over forty years old, written by a man who lived in the small town where I grew up. In an essay published in a church bulletin, S. L. Morgan, Sr. reminisced about two young visitors: "One of my best Christmases was 'sparked' by the visit of two tiny girls who rang my doorbell two weeks before Christmas and left a plain tiny Christmas card they had made. Actually, that 'sparked' Christmas for me. It did something deep and wonderful in me." I was one of those little girls. My best friend, Claudia, and I were already counting the days until Christmas, dreaming of the toys we would find under the tree on Christmas morning. We were eight years old and getting wiser. We knew Santa might not bring everything we wanted. Like our struggling parents, Santa appeared to be on a tight budget that year. Claudia showed me
P.s. I Love You
I so want to see this movie! I'm not normally into romantic movies, but when its got Gerard Butler in it, I just hafta! And the fact that his character is a ghost, well .... Holly Kennedy (Hillary Swank) is beautiful, smart and married to the love of her life-- a passionate, funny, and impetuous Irishman named Gerry (Gerard Butler). So when Gerry's life is taken by an illness, it takes the life out of Holly. The only one who can help her is the person who is no longer there. Nobody knows Holly better than Gerry. So it's a good thing he planned ahead. Before he died, Gerry wrote Holly a series of letters that will guide her, not only through her grief, but in rediscovering herself. The first message arrives on Holly's 30th birthday in the form of a cake, and to her utter shock, a tape recording from Gerry, who proceeds to tell her to get out and "celebrate herself". In the weeks and months that follow, more letters from Gerry are delivered in surprising ways, each sending her on a
Pretty Good Joke
Sven and Ole are walking down the street and there, lying in the yard, is a large dog giving himself a "very selective and localized" bath. Sven said, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that." Ole said, "Vell, you vant me to hold him for you.?"
The Big Interview
i had the big interview yesterday. it lasted 4 1/2 hours. i met with the company's director of engineering, then a project manager, then with two project engineers. after that, they took me out to lunch at a mongolian bbq place. after lunch, i had to take an engineering test. it was really ugly. the questions were all about things that were either way over my head or things that i have no experience with. i feel good about the interview, but the test has me a little shaken. i guess i can put a positive spin on it. they were able to see that i'm smart enough to learn the things i need to know, and i feel like i interacted well with the people who interviewed me. hopefully that is enough to make up for my lack of experience. they said that there are a few other people that they are interviewing, and that it will be january before they make a decision. so i have plenty of time to worry. lol
Goodbye [i'm Sorry]
Time has run out, for me. Everything's distant and I don't know what to believe. It's so hard, lost in the world confusion. And I need to leave, for a while. Life is so meaningless; there is nothing worth a smile. So goodbye, I'll miss you. And I'm sorry, but this is my fate. Everything is worthless, no one who wants me to stay. And I'm sorry, but I've waited too long. So here's my goodbye, no one will cry over me. I'm not worth any tears. It's been the years, of abuse. Neglected to treat the disorder, That controls my youth, for so long. I'm in a fleshy tomb, buried up above the ground. It's no use, why should I hold on? It's been five years, don't need one more. So goodbye, life's abuse. And I'm sorry, but this is my fate. Everything is worthless, no one who wants me to stay. And I'm sorry, but I've waited too long. So here's my goodbye, no one will cry over me. I'm not worth any tears. And I'm sorry, but this is my fate. Everyt
Come Show Ur Love N Support!!
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Yes I Still Love You All
Sorry I haven't been around much. But normally around this time of year I take a break from the internet, since I have been a teen December has always sucked for me. I have lost a few close family members around this time of year in the past. Also December 15th was the day me and my ex separated, don't get me wrong I am happy without her, just feel it should have waited until after xmas for the kids that year. So that's why I really haven't been around much. Also for those of you that have my number, sorry I am not ignoring you. My cell phone has been acting up lately and isn't working very good. I am taking it in today to get fix. Chris
Can I Get A Little Help...please
I only need like 22,000 comment to win my happy hour. PLEASE come and help me get this finished. I AM CALLIN ALL NBDS PLEASE I HAVE NOT SEEN MANY OF YOU. All my firends when you have time PLEASE help me get this over. THANKS SO SO SO MUCH...Just click the PIC..I'll thank you all and return the love I SWARE!!
Be Honest With Yourself.
If You Look For Rudeness, Incompetence, Disrespect And Arrogance,
This Shit Cracks Me Up
Ayla{{Ladies Only}}@ fubar You guys have to check out this profile if you already havent! This person is using photos of Jennifer Gardner/Affleck and passing it off as herself..what's really funny is that people have no clue. Alot of the photos that are being used are the tabloid shots when the photographers snap celebs out and about doing normal activities. People are so messed up sometimes that they have to pretend to be someone else but cheers to then because I got a kick out of it
My Passion 2
My Passion…2 The rain has begun outside, the thunder is crackling, there’s a storm coming soon… The candles still burn…as the silhouettes of our bodies paint the walls of the room… Our temperatures are boiling…the air is filled with our lust… We full-fill ever-lasting desires of each other, as emotions spontaneously combust… You feel so so good I just can’t hold it all back… The scent of love fills the air…smothered by the candles fragrance of lilac… Soft sensual music rings the background with sweet sounds of romance… The flickering light from the candles make the shadows seem to dance… I move slowly…and sensually…inside you so deep you get a chill… I have only dreamt of this moment…this night…can it all be real… Your body so soft…feels so good pressed to mine… The hours fly by…and we lose sight of all reality…as our souls intertwine… I gaze deep into your eyes…as the pleasure is spelled all over your face… I pick you up off of the bed…and make love to you against the
Never… Never apologize for pursuing what makes you happy. Even if you need to quit your job, or move across country, always do what you really want. Never apologize for giving your best in a relationship that just didn't work out. Never apologize for being successful. Only failures want to keep you at their level. Never apologize for crying. Always express yourself. Never apologize for being frugal. Just because you save your money instead of blowing it on something you don’t need, doesn't mean you're cheap. Never apologize for treating yourself to something special. Sometimes you have to show yourself some appreciation. Never apologize for leaving an abusive relationship. Your safety should always be a priority. Never apologize for loving someone other people don’t understand. Never apologize for setting high standards.. Never apologize for saying NO. Never apologize when asking for help..we all need help sometimes. Never apologize to your new friends ab
Road To The Man,s Heart???????????
The road to the man's heart goes through the stomach.They say in Finland. Does one or go? How there will it be proceeded to the bed if a desire to conquer the quite whole heart necessarily not? Could one or get its heart also to its cords when first one is able to get the man to the bed? It was indeed talked already about how the woman is seduced. But what are gimmicks which bite when a man is turned over? Is that supper that self has been made in the candlelight? Profound discussion? Or perhaps only fact that it looks pretty and stays as quiet as possible? Hazy look and soft voice? Faint feminine helplessness would you make this when I do not know? To direct matter: porno flick and parcel condoms? Does the woman to be an initiator even usually agree or would one only have to concentrate on the fact that it lets one to understand even more? The woman must be beautiful. But the too beautiful one not. One must be sexy but too not that there is no danger of the fact that som
My Fubar Page
I admit.  I'm here for a semi-ulterior motive.   I have a new blog (posted at the end of this post) where I am trying to sow the seeds of Utopia.However, in addition to that I will want to post things that will not fit into my other blog.  Therefore, I joined up here as well and, when I come to a post that won't fit there, I will post it here.Anyway, enjoy!Be sure to visit my websiteJohn U. Seed's Seeds of Utopia
My Last Dream
I woke up this morning for some strange reason in a sweat… I must have had one intense dream, about what though I forget… Anyway I get up and do my normal morning routine… Wash up, brush my teeth, and eat my breakfast with a magazine… I’m up so early, I guess I’m just so used to it by now… Today is the first day of my vacation from work…first one in 5 years…wow lol… What will I do today…maybe I will hang out again… With my brother, or maybe my home girl Isla…she is my best friend… Yes my best friend for the past…oh...maybe 6 years… But in my heart more than a friend…but I would never tell her…one of my biggest fears… I read my horoscope today and it nearly made me choke… Someone must have been reading my mind just before they wrote… The words reached out to me “To Thine Own Self Be True… Before the setting of the sun today, part your lips with the words I Love You… For the person that you desire most, the one your heart will choose… Today will be the day of great heartac
Yule Origins, Lore, Legends, And Customs
Yule Origins, Lore, Legends, and Customs Yule falls approximately on the Winter Solstice, the shortest day and longest night of the year. After Yule the period of daylight begins to wax, until it reaches the longest day on June 21, the Summer Solstice. For folks in Northern climes, the Winter Solstice was a most welcome day to anticipate at the dark end of the year, and although months of darkness lay ahead, folk could rest assured Sunna's might was on the increase and darkness was waning. Yule is actually a span of thirteen days, usually counted from the night before the solstice (19 or 20 December, as it varies from year to year ), to the thirteenth night, (usually January 6 called "Twelfth Night" later by Christians). Bede called Yule eve "Mother Night", and it is thought this night was devoted to honouring the Idises (or Disir, female ancestral spirits) the family protectors. The Solstice itself, either 20, 21 or 22 December, is the most important of the days, when the dead an
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Prayer,s Needed
MyHotComments Please keep cory and his family in your prayer's. / HotFreeLayouts cory yeung was hit by a car while riding his skate board. Cory is now paralized. Please keep cory and his family in your prayer's.
Not active Fubar friends and fans, it's going to be an all day job. Plus I have to take my daughter to the doctor she's a little under the weather and can't keep anything down. poor baby.
For All New Friends
Re: Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge Un Global Carbon Tax
RE: Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge UN Global Carbon Tax ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 14 Dec 2007, 14:03 Over 100 Prominent Scientists Challenge UN Move For Global Carbon Tax The UN has officially announced what the fearmongering about man-made global warming has been designed to justify all along - a global carbon tax which will do nothing to reduce carbon emissions but everything to feed the trough of world government. Over one hundred prominent scientists signed a letter dismissing the move as a futile bureaucratic scheme which will diminish prosperity and increase human suffering. Climate talks 'on brink' of deal Latest newsBali basics Planet Bali Two Chinas Carbon lives Climate maps If global temperatures rise, billions will face water shortages The UN climate summit in Bali is "on the brink" of a deal, accor
Santa Is Comming
Gotta say thank you again to all of you who left a message on my profile voice messaging..I love them! Woo hoo..brings a smile to my face every time I listen to them..thank you, thank you, thank you!! If you havent had a chance to hear me, go listen to my vioce on my profile page...and leave me a message! LOL Hugs and Kisses!!
Each Day Comes Bearing Its Gifts. Untie The Ribbons.--ann Ruth Schabacker
Each day comes bearing its gifts. Untie the ribbons. Today will be filled with surprises, big ones and small ones, like the gifts at a birthday party. Maybe we'll see a friend we haven't seen for a while. Or we'll find something we thought was lost. Whatever happens today will be special, and is meant to help us grow in just the right way. Growing up doesn't always feel easy. We're expected to be more responsible and thoughtful of others. We're expected to be honest about our feelings and needs. If we're angry or scared, we need to tell someone. Sharing our secret about being afraid relieves us of the fear, and we feel lighter, happier, like after opening a special gift. When I receive today's gifts, will I stop to appreciate them?
Look Beyond Limitations
If all your limitations were suddenly removed, what would you do? If you were able to make absolutely anything happen, what would it be? If there were no challenges standing in your way, where would you go? With absolutely nothing holding you back, what would your life become? It's easy to get so caught up in pushing against your limitations that you start seeing yourself solely in terms of those limitations. Yet you are so very much more. Instead of identifying yourself in relation to the challenges you face, dig deeper and find the real person inside. For the truth is, you exist apart from any challenge or limitation, and it is a powerful exercise to get solidly in touch with who you are. Yes, there will always be obstacles and limiting factors. And the best way to get beyond them is by knowing that they do not define you. Imagine a world with no limitations, and discover who you are in such a world. One by one, the challenges will fade in the distance as you express the
Is This A Good Idea?..
..hmm I'm thinking after the holidays about hosting a contest to give away at least one million fubucks and maybe a blast or something. I've never hosted a contest and have no friggin clue on what the parameters are for amount of comments per prize or any of that. Is this a good idea or no? Would anyone even enter? LOL. All I know is that it would be allowed for anyone level 25 and under and that pic rates would be 5 points and comments one. I dunno. lol. Just being random. Message me or something with any input. I dunno how to do any of it. lol.
me and the shipping supervisor just made everyone laugh. i was walking past him to go into the next office to get some paperwork when he holds out his hand to me. i took and we ballroom danced for like 1 minute before we broke into a salsa dance for another minute and then walked away from each other like nothing happened. I love this place sometimes. It's so... random! LOL!
Santa Baby
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I love this song I have been hearing lately on XM Beats Per Minute channel. It is called 'Amazing' by Seal. Its intense and beautiful. "Everyone says you're amazing now that you're clean" Seal is a musical force to be reckoned with. And he didn't follow the herd. I can respect that.
Game Over
game over is what i say for those fucked outsiders go find someone else to play i wish you lived near me cause if you did id slap your ass silly im sick of all your shit its plain to see if we ever meet ill beat you down like one of the guys in the ufc you got me stressed beyond belief so im ready to slaughter you as if you were a side of beef
The Power Of A Hug
i notice most people use these blogs to post an opinion. i instead choose to tell a story.ONCE UPON A TIME...just story is about something i learnt...back in april of 1989, my father passed away, very unexpected. it was very hard for me to handle, as i was the only girl[4 brothers] i was always daddy's "little princess"[even after i grew up] i worked at the time in retail. i remember a very stressful time was the first fathers day coming up, unfortunately i was working in automotive, sporting goods, hardware and, home improvement, these of course are prime areas for buying dad his gift. i was helping others select a gift for someone, that i knew all i could ever give him now, were flowers or an ornament on his grave.adding to this particular day, i had just been cussed out by a customer, because we were out of something in particular they wanted[ anyone who works in this line will tell you, we hear alot of bad things on a daily basis]. i was to the point of needing to fin
Top Members Adding
am adding new members in my member pics who want to be a top member rate all theres lots of top members rate pics and your pic gets added in top member pics people click on pic and rate and add you fan you get yours today derek new pics addedxxxx
Thank You
I just want to let all my friends and fans to know just how much I appreciate the friendship I have found here on fubar, young and old. As I have sid before I value relationships very much, I am a sincere and honest person and try to value all the people around me here on the internet and in real life .so cheers and hats off to you all . I haope to get to know each and everyone of you. here's to the persuit of peace , Love and Happiness. A Friend Always Wildroses
The Night Before Christmas...
'Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone In a one-bedroom house made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney with presents to give And to see whom in this house did live. As I looked all around a strange sight I did see, No tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stockings by the fire, just boots full of sand. On the wall hung pictures of a faraway land. With medals and badges, awards of all kinds, A sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the house of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, so I had to see more. I walked down the hallway and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping. Silent. Alone. Curled up on the floor of his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene. Not how I pictured a United States Marine. Was this the hero of whom I'd just read? Curled up on his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was clean shaven, his face weath
Gateway To The Soul
Gateway into the Soul by *balaa on deviantART
Fu-white Christmas?
Abby's Going To Own Me Unless You
highest bid is Abby 3 month VIP biding has started My ass and paddle is up on the Block For SALE to the highest bidder! So Come on Stop On By & Place Ur Bid !!!
Are men always such idiots?? I mean geesh! My man misplaced his wallet god knows how long ago and he needed his id and stuff for his job this morning so he comes ripping and tearing thru the whole house trying to find it and bitching at me the whole time cuz he can't find it and it's obviously my fault he lost it cuz supposedly it was last on my desk. Well I can say if it was on my desk it would still be here! But i know better that he has a very bad habit of leaving things lay around or thinking he left it somewhere and it just vanishes when he really actually left it somewhere else. So i was mad that he's bitching at me about it and i refuse to help look finally an hour later i decide to clean up all the stuff he messed up in his attempt to find his wallet and i start straightening stuff up in the bedroom and low and behold what do i find behind the clothes basket uh huh his fucking wallet!! I picked it up and tossed it down the stairs at him and said now you know why i fucking bitch
Just Letting Everyone Know ;)
Just letting everyone especially sisterhood and the ones i am closest to on here.To know that I will be in orlando on vacation wont be coming back til wednesday. Cant wait a much needed deserved vacation. Wishing everyone a great weekend, mu@@@h!
Come In
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HEY I have a Christmas tree.... and no one puts anything under it... ?? *Tear* :(
Truth Or Dare??
So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you
He Said, She Said
Well, She Was Happy!
I wish I had a video camera last night. Ginger was in her glory. As soon as I got home and let the dogs out, she went tearing up the back yard, literally leaping all the way. I let her stay outside while I shoveled. The others wanted nothing to do with the white stuff. She looked like she had been in a blizzard by the time she finished, and it wasn't even snowing at that point. Hope she is not too sore today. I think she forgets she is 12 years old.
Who Wants To Chat With Me?
If you are intrested in chatting with me, that would be awsome! MSN- Yahoo!- tressyvontrouble I look forward to hearing from you! PLease note- I have a cam, it only wants to work on MSN * however, if you only want to chat with me because you think that I will cyber with you, then don't bother* * I have a boyfriend*
Primus - Those Damn Blue Collared Tweekers (live)
I've seen them out at Soco They're pounding sixteen penny nails The truckers on the interstate Have been known to ride the rails The sweat is beating on the brow Can't keep these fellas down 'Cause those damned blue-collared tweekers Are runnin' this here town I knew a man who hung drywall He hung it mighty quick A trip or two to the blue room Would help him do the trick His foreman would pat him on the back Whenever he would come around 'Cause these dammed blue-collar tweekers Are beloved in this here town Now the union boys are there To protect us from all the corporate type While curious George's drug patrol Is out here hunting snipe Now they try to tell me different But you know I ain't no clown 'Cause those damned blue-collar tweekers Are the backbone of this town Now the flame that burns twice as bright Burns only half as long My eyes are growing weary As I finalize this song So sit back and have a cup o' joe And watch the wheels go round 'Caus
Polar Bear Attack In Churchill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill. These pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing �to stop the attack! � Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery.��This is not for the squeamish... * * * * * * ** * * * ** * * * * * *
Bleed Well--h.i.m.
Green Day--good Riddance
Sad Day
well today im going to a funural to bury my grandmother so please make me smile today and leave me something good to come back to its been really tough week and thanks to everyone on here for trying to make me smile thanks again everyone
Wrapping Presents With A Cat
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to wardrobe and collect bag in which present is contained, and close door. 3. Open door and remove cat from wardrobe. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard. 6. Go to drawer and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc. 7. Lay out present and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed. 8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit, and collect string. 9. Remove present from bag. 10. Remove cat from bag. 11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present. 12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size. 13. Cut the paper to size, trying to keep the cutting line straight. 14. Throw away first sheet because cat tried to chase the scissors and tore paper. 15. Cut second sheet of paper to size by putting cat in the
So Tired.
Ugh it took 2 1/2 hours to get to a venue last night that should've taken an hour at the most. But because of the weather and traffic jams we sat on the highway staring at the exit we needed for about 45 minutes. I wanted to tear my hair out. Then me being me, I drove home on icy ass roads because I wanted to sleep on my own bed. Blah. Good morning. lol
Going For Biopsy Today
In a few minutes I'm on my way to the hospital for a biopsy on my thyroid.The recent ultrasound revealed multinodules. Due to this condition I have gained weight which some people on here seem to think is a good reason to make fun of people.WISH ME LUCK!
Big Karaoke Party Tonight...
My house........ be there........ or be square....... This Friday....the 14th Wanna Come? Hollar back at me..... and i'll give you the directions!!!!! Don't be a wuss.... come out and THROWDOWN!!!!! it's going to be a....... wee-in-the-morning kind of party ;) Can you hang? Now what are you waiting for... start emailing me NOW....... for directions..... to the most kick ass party..... on this side of DFW!!!!!!!!! :D Derek aka Showtime ps. BYOB...and possibly a cooler, first come first serve to spots in the fridge lmfao and damnit, IT'S GOING TO BE A PARTY FOR THE AGES, AND not a party for the faint of HEART!!!!!
I Am In An Elimination Contest.... Please Help??
The more rates and comment my competition gets the better!!So far 2 have been eliminated and a 3rd is on his way out please read and repost my bully. The contest works like this rate, comment bomb my opponents and if they have the most they get eliminated!! thanks everyone and Muahzzzzzzzzzzz to all!!! CCa
Right Here
as i sit here n die nside my eye's r bloodshot from all those tears i cried i need u back but i no ur gon cus i got trickd by sum 48 year old con i do no wat i said wasnt right but i thought i got played but i now no i wasnt right but u gotta c u didnt jus delete ur page baby u deleted a part of me so im askin u while down on my knee baby will u please 4give me il admit i did get jealous but can u blame me when i seen those other fella's i seen the gifts that they bot u like a red rose which meens i love u
Show Me Some Love
I'm tryin' to get a million fu-bucks for Christmas!! Drop on by and tap me gently...
Beer $10. A bag of weed $25. Condoms $2.75. Finding out she has swallows and has no gag reflex! Priceless it pays to discover
Ill Never Forget
I look to the night sky and what do I see Looking back down right at me Lovely stars, and they are so old No one knows the stories they have told Eternity it seems when grasped by thier aww Voice's could never describe the feeling Entrance to the far beyond Riches are fine, but can't compair For they have the knowlage, power, and memory Over more than what is thought to be Restless minds once contemplate you see Give to them your mind you may Every night, and every day Though its in you heart, whence this starts Young and old alike, its never to late Only you can make that choice Under the skies, with a beautiful voice Be carefull the choice's you make And know that sometimes it is to late Because time goes on, it waits for none Eveyone must live with the choice's that are done
She's Now 5 Years Old!!! Oh No!!!
To my beloved daughter and best friend.HAPPY BIRTHDAY SchweetlePea All my life I had a dream that I would someday have a little girl. One that would look up to me and know I am always there for her. One that would see in me what no one else would ever see. Here you are another year older and another year smarter. You learned some lessons that a child should never have to learn. You've supported me when I needed support the most. Lifted my spirits when I was sad with those stong hugs of yours. I will never forget the Love you give me. I am forever gratefull. Every year this day hits and it feels like a part of me inside dies, just think that someday, I will have to hand you over to a man that better hope he treats you right, because he will have Papa to deal with if he doesn't. Sammy,, you are the greatest thing a proud Papa could ever want and hope for. I love you so much it hurts. You are my world, my breath and my heartbeat. I could never give you what you've given me, but I am sure
Rare Qualities
Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty and self-respect are the qualities which make a real gentleman or lady. ~ Thomas H. Huxley
Snow? Snow?
So much for global warming! First ice, now snow...I hate winter....
so look inside right to the core its easy you see because its right on the surface I will never be judged, no, only by one I have been carried threw life by GOD, more often then not He is my savior, and my stomach's in a knot He showed me the way, but I didn't completely listen Now I am somehow to blame for all that I have been missing It felt so good in her arms you see lying there together, looking back at me my soul touched so deep, I can't shake it rocked to the core, no way I could fake it problems come and go as this is life I will never again even think of that knife that was put in my heart and pushed all the way in you mean so much to me, its allmost a sin that is why its been so hard, to come around or even call for I feel so deep, and you think, not at all so many layers inside you see so many thoughts swirling in me I can do nothing but respect and love as I have and allways will and all of the above it hurts so bad, I will have you know I could lay d
Fool Me Once......
I look within and what do I find little pieces I've left behind Some are pieces of my broken mind Look through my eyes and what will you see Something that is great and powerful in me Never ending like this life Never again will I have a wife So much hurt we must all bear These scars are mine that I wear I have erned every one I never even used a gun Scars like life come in different shades some from the mountains some from the cascades Temp me not for you may find It is wicked cold when you are left behind
Prayers For My Friend's Mother
Lock It Away
Every time I reach out I get hurt, thats no doubt I thought I found the one who understood I guess i was wrong and should just turn hood I will not get hurt again not by another, not by a friend So many things where said and so I thought I could trust, and believe though In the end it was all in vain and now Im here, just a little insain What hurts the most is this simple fact She said I'll be your friend, even if we don't hack Friend to the end, thats what I felt Now I am alone and that has to be dealt I feel burnt, kinda like toast The friend I thought I had is what I miss the most The future's untold this is true without her in my life at all .... I feel so blue she has no clue ....about what I want where I stand... and whats been felt know I wish she kept her feeling to herself. So alone I will be forevermore no more will I say woo-ooh thats just a part of mystrangebrew
They Lied ...
They said there was going to be 8 inches of snow ... it was more like 11. Then they said another 11 inches this weekend ... its been revised to 1 to 2 feet. They are probably wrong about that too! I think I really might be living in Antartica.
Merry Christmas
To all my Democrat friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that Americais necessarily greater than any other country nor the only Americain the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the ra
"oh" A Little Word With Big Meanings..
Good Morning. How are you today? It’s Friday woooopeee with a Big Woo and a Little P…. come on that was funny…. Ok onward. Hey, how do you act when you see The Drivers Ed car on the highway or country road, intersection, you name it? Well normally I do the look twice and then look again…before proceeding past or by or even close enough to see that it is a car… Like Last night one snuck up on me…oh yea! I had been on my way home from work and all of a sudden there it was. It was a sedan of some sort, jazzy no less with a fancy ass decal on the side almost looked like a hippie mobile from the sixty’s …. Holy smokes it was the HDDS….oh nooooooooooo I thought they were out of Business! The Hippie Dippy Driving School the side of the car was all Psychedelic and all… weird designs of some sort… perhaps paint job and body shop traces… anyway… that is when you take the word “ Oh” and give it meaning. Oh yeah! See the word “ Oh” can be used in various sentences… stay with me here and I am su
I Need A Beer
So wednesday i get to work at 11pm. not unusual considering im a 3rd shifter. at 12:50, my favorite resident takes his last breath with me holding his hand. i cried... a lot. Then i didnt get off work until 3 the next after noon. 16 hours... a million and a half call offs because of the weather. the staff consisted of me, the med tech, the cook, and the house keeper until about 12. then comes the activity director, the nurse the maintenance man and marketing director. Came home and took a sleeping pill at 4 o'clock and slept until 430ish this morning when i started my texting battle with a friend of mine. Who makes pizza at 6am?? apparently i do. i have to work 3-11 tonight. After that MissAngieAsphyxia's going to get a few beers... CANT I JUST CALL OFF AND START MY BEER BINGE NOW??? i think i deserve it
I Have...
I just found out that I have liver cancer. I am scared to death and I do not know what to do. The doctor said that I have 3 months to live. He said there are some alternatives to do, some of which are.. going thru Chemotherapy, giving me an injection of alchohol in the tumor, and there is a chance I could get a transplant, but it is very risky. He said it could be awhile to wait for a liver as well, a healthy one. Idk what to do im scared, and clueless. What should I do ? A: Just let life take its course, and whatever happens, happens. B: Go thru Chemo, lose all my hair, get the injections, and hope for a transplant. Feel free to comment me, thanks !
:) Even More News
ok i'll start describing my last 2 weeks: Suddenly we lost internet here (adsl). Due to a phone problem and since it's the house of my uncle, well he needs to do this things :) then i did a quick jump to the house of my cousin mariela... spent with her a couple days but then again i had to come back right i have been looking for appartment the last weeks too, and the one i wanted in St Gallen is finally booked, contract done too, and next monday is the meeting when they will give me the keys, show me all the rest of rules of the building etc yay! my first appartment for me myself and only i :) very small, but i don't need anything bigger for now and yes got the wireless thingy from swisscom... absolutelly GREAT i can be online wherever i am! (even in the train or the streets hehehehe) well i'll be around, i still need to get ready and go to classes hugs
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Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Fart Friday, O&a Podcasts Online, Upcoming Guests, Official Contests, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Are you proud of your bowels? Do you take impressive dumps? Want to share your poo with the rest of the world? go to RATEYOURDOODY.COM and show us what you got! O&A ANIMATIONS ON iTunes!! Happy Fart Friday, buddies. In honor of this special day, and because farts always = funny, we think you'll enjoy this video of a German guy farting 'Oh Christmas Tree'. Cool Upcoming Guests on the O&A Show: For once, we have a heads up on some cool in-studio guests that you're not going to want to miss, so check out who we have coming in NEXT WEEK: John Cena from WWE John C. Riley - promoting 'WALK HARD'
If you look in my photos and go under family, you will see a pic of my 20 year old son Sean. I have decided to "auction" him off as he is known as "He-Slut" for a reason. If you offer him enough he might even take you up on the offer. LOL
Alert To Women!! Impotant Please Read !!!
just want it to be known about a certain guy who is causing a lot of trouble on fubar and on myspace. He is not only hurting women, but their familes as well. I have been emailed of this situation, and wanted to pass it along for everyone's protection. This guy has gone by 'kyredneck' and 'Stefan' on both sites. He has manipulated over 33 women already. He plays on them and tells them everything they want to hear, tells them he wants to marry them, the whole nine yards, just to get them into bed. Once he accomplishes this, he moves onto the next one, even if it is the next day. He looks for his prey on both myspace and fubar. I was warned because I was told he was in my friend's list, in which he has disappeared from. This guy comes on strong and doesn't let up until he has you in bed and telling you just how much he loves you. I was asked to pass all of this information on. I have been trying to find this guy's ID#, with no luck. Here's the most recent information that I have on
Christmas Adventure With Grandma
I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even dummies know that!" My Grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. I fled to her that day because I knew she would be straight with me. I knew Grandma always told the truth, and I knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her "world-famous" cinnamon buns. I knew they were world-famous, because Grandma said so. It had to be true. Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, I told her everything. She was ready for me. "No Santa Claus?" She snorted... "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad!! Now, put on your coat, and let's go." "Go? Go where, Grandma?" I asked. I hadn't even finished my second world-famous cinnamon bun. "Where
Wanna See Your Comments About Me !!!
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Aunt Jan
A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess and the moral of the story is, 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket'!" "Very good," said the teacher. Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'." "That was a fine story Sarah. Michael, do you have a story to share?" "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunt Jan. Aunt Jan was a flight eng
Steelers Fan Funny
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Steelers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, why pray tell are you a Steelers fan?' 'Because my mom is a Steelers fan, and my dad is Steelers fan, so I'm a Steelers fan too!''Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Steelers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you
Josh Groban - Believe
Whole-y Schittttttt!!! Please Rate And Comment If You Enter!
I am in Ohio....Akron to be exact....(CRACKron from what others here call it), I get ready for work, am in full uniform....manager of a Wendy's n shit (trust me, NOT where I am about to plop my ass into forever), and I decide to ride up to the store before work and grab some "brew" that way I don't have to run again the next day....I get up there, get my shit, and I am "zoomin'" to work cuz I am a couple minutes late....I get to a stop sign to turn right, but I do a "California Stop AKA/NOT stop ALL the way" and turn without a hitch. Little did I know, there's PO-PO on my NO-NO. I thought I was toast. My baby has no insurance and my license is suspended from fuckin' '99!!!!! WELL..........they pull my ass over....SHIT....I'm FUKKED well, the "man"walks up to me, asks me all sorts of ?'s and I SERIOUSLY answered them the truth...whithin all craziness, he asks me to "PARK MY VEHICLE TO THE LEFT, THIS HOUSE IS EMPTYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!! I never heard this shit before!!!!!!!
Wheres My True Fubar Friends
If your going to add me as a friend then really be a friend instead of a stranger. I hate those who just make comments on my pics just to get cherry points. I should be one of your top ten friends mainly who I the kind of guy any woman would or should want as a good friend or maybe more but I dont see anybody wanting to do anything with me except for draining cherry points from me...take a look at my pics..rate them then chat with me...add me to your yahoo messengers friend list at c-ya there. you really know who your friends are when it comes down to it!!!
hello to all come visit me in my its not finished but looking for friends who can come joing me i need greeters ,bartenders,if interested in helping me im posting a meeting let me know if and when can you make it this is my link now reply and lets have fun this is my link to my profile you can rate add me fan me and join me in here target=_blank>the rattler@ fubar
Need To Sell Formal Dresses...
This Song Rocks..................
Dear Ron Paul Supporters,
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On December 23,
On December 23, 1913 Woodrow Wilson enslaved our republic by signing Federal Reserve act. On December 13, 2007 the people will donate to Aaron Russo's Restore The Republic to fight those that would enslave us. In order to fuel the fight we are initiating the RTR Money Bomb... a massive one day donation of $1,000,000 to fund national initiatives like defeating the REAL ID act, launch new media marketing strategies, and maintain our vital infrastructure. One of our goals is to have a dedicated and paid staff to off set the work load of managing all the projects and initiatives. You can play a direct roll in this by investing in Restore The Republic. They have unlimited resources because they print the money... but we have the truth and the people... let's make December 23rd the day the people took back the power from the FED. Support the effort to "Restore The Republic!" please visit, right now and pledge your financial support for the December 23rd RT
Losing Battle
You point you finger, And accuse me lying. I stand my ground, Telling you I don't. In the back of my mind, A question is formed. Is my accuser, The one with the guilt. Only seeing my side, I can't understand. If only I could, Step into your mind. Knowing only what i'm told, My heart shatters. As I soon realise, My fear has come true. No longer an us, I try not to cry. Who would of thought, It could of ended like this. Something so pure, And perfect to touch. How does good become bad, And evil take over. Still standing tall, I have a new hope. For I know the blame, Doesn't fall upon me.
Looking For Work
Well, the job at AT&T Wireless, I had interviewed for has been filled, undoubtedly by a woman! I'm not being sexist or anything, but the store I applied to , only hires women. Everytime I've ever gone in there, there hasn't been a guy working, NEVER! I think that they do this because they think girls can apparently persuade people to buy shit better than a guy, which is probably true. But, at my last job, I was the second highest seller of AT&T phones in the entire district! I even pulled one store out of the hole by transferring there and largely boosting their overall and AT&T sales! I know I'm a good salesman and could have done the job with no problem. The way I see it, it's their loss! And RadioShack's for firing me! Well, moving on. Please continue to pray wholeheartedly for me, that I may find a job soon and get caught up on bills. Thank you for any and all of your care and support in any way possible throughout this long ordeal I'm going through.
A Few Years...
A few years ago As I remember correctly. There was this girl Who's life wasnt working. Away with her friends For some summer's fun. Alcohol was brought And drugs werent stoping. One thing happend And then another. Next thing you know She's calling her mother. Crying, feeling alone and scared. Her mother didnt believe her Daddy wasnt there. Her boyfriend came in the room Slamed the door shut. Throwing her on the floor Her arm was busted. He riped off her cloths And smacked her face. He was being to rough Too rough for her to take. A week went by of nothing but pain. He told her he loved her But no one will believe her. She ran inside And hugged her mother. "Momma still didnt see, Daddy called me a liar." She ran to her room And buried her face in her pillow. She cried and cried It lasted forever. Hours went by And she started to calm down. She heard laughter Out side the shutters. She got up and looked outside. She saw a boy from school Playing w
His Smile
A dry wit, when he sees I "get it", he can't hold back his dazzling boyish smile and tilting his head slightly to one side he beams it at me full strength! WoW He's Really Gorgeous! ALB 07
Words In Emotions
A few simple words, string together, To become an end. A few tears, Slowly falling, down a lonely cheeck. A once happy heart, Shattering at once, To a million pieces. A pain so deep, Instant death, From the inside out. Question soar, while answers hide, What should be done. Do you let go, Of all you have, Only to be worse off? Do you hold on, keeping hope, for that one day? Minds so flooded, With questions, Inculding the "what if's" Praying very hard, Seeking questions, With right answers. Hopeing this montains, Proves to be false, And is only a mole hill. Fear tries to sneak in, Pushing it aside, And holding onto whats real. Clinging on to their love, Holding tight, Not ever letting go.
I Guess What They Say Is True
"ignore"~ance is bliss
~ Today Is My Birthday ~
~finally got my freedom from outside influences controlling and preventing myself to be the complete slave i am instinctively for myMaster, even though He has patiently waited with me all these 4+ years now,,,,,,now He can come and move me, His property, in with Him in O/our apartment in Michigan to forever be with Him@His feet where i thrive and belong,,thank You myMaster for loving and wanting me as one of Yours in Your life and heart,,,,,,Your myEverything,,,,,,,,,~ Your deeply devoted slavegirl, tallyssinae[R]
NO! NO! NO! She sliently cries, As the darkness sweeps in. NOT THIS TIME! I'M NOT GOING BACK! NOT NOW, NOT EVER! She clings tightly, To whatever hope is left. Bracing herself, for yet another battle. Good versus evil. Light versus Dark AS LONG AS I LIVE, THERE WILL AWALYS BE HOPE! She began to pray, To her father above. LORD GRANT ME THE STRENGHT, TO WIN THIS BATTLE. She closes her eyes, And seeks the light. Bit by bit, It begans to seep back in. Praying louder, She calls to her father, LORD BRING ME HOME, SO MY HEART MAY HAVE PEACE!
Forever Gone
Lost in a world, That doesn't understand. Held captive in a body, With endless bondage. Prisoner of a mind, That can never rest. Tossing and turing, Finding no peace. Longing to belong, To feel as a whole. Slowly fading away, Without leaving a mark. With every breath taken, Death closes on in. Dreading the next thought, In fear of the end. Going deeper within, Losing contact with the realm. Deeper and darker, Seeking a home. Light as a feather, No longer around. Free of the prison, No longer a captive. Mind finally stops, And reality ceases. drifting alone, forever gone.
How To Color A Rainbow
first you get the red from the fire buring. then you get the blue from the oceans whirling. next you get the green from the grass that stands still. and then the orange from the sun on the hill. you get the yellow that makes everyone smile. and last the purple from the sparkling nile. when you get all the colors which is such a great task. you get the greatest gift. a love that last.
A Short Poem
She bathed with roses red, And violets blue And all the sweetest flowers That in the forest grew.
all the glory of the morning. all the sleepy kisses of your warmth on my face. the unconditional love and the sometimes unreturned response. the knowing of what is to come by not the proof of this book but by my own tribulations and the price in which you have paid. i have never been more complete or without wanting. to be humble and without pride is an ocean that i swim in every day. sometimes the waves are many and often the horizon is close. i know everything and yet know nothing. the reason lies not in stupidity or ignorance but just in that i am human.
Learn And Remember
for ever insult, there is someone looking in the mirror at themselves. for every boast is an unsure person seeking reassurance. a superficial skin that cannot withstand an obvious flaw. the line between meeting someone and falling in love. breathe in air that has the same value as the person that just used it. remember and learn from he past, but dont live or dwell in it. are we destined to destroy are selves based on the fact that humans are drawn to hurtful experiences? this is true. any person that you really love or have loved has probably hurt you in some way. they bad moments stick out more, because rejection, lack of communication, and insecurities are much stronger than your average relationship. the unsympathetic feeling you get after hurting someone is nothing compared to the feeling of being hurt.
Changes In My Life
Well, as u all know..I have been single for most of my time on here...not anymore... I have met someone who has completely stolen my heart...we became "officially" together on Nov. 18th & will be celebrating our one month together...AWWWWWWWWWWW....ANYWAY! That doesn't mean I am not the same person that I was...just means that the flirting....& other nonsense stops...or goes to a WAY below minimum on my part.... I WILL NOT give out my number...for those of who do have have it for a reason...I consider you a friend....& you can still text me or call me anytime....he does not have a problem with me having men friends...he has PLENTY of female he would be a hypocrite to say I right or wrong? I am 90% happy with him....only 90% because he lives in Louisiana & I live in TX....although we do try to make a point of talking & texting everyday...& being online together....NOTHING compares to when I actually do get to spend time with him.
More Untittled
i new you were mine the moment we met it passed all too soon pain i couldnt get time passed, met again hearts grew together inseparable one grown now forever but parted again can i hate this time to forget this pain it seems such a crime can i remember yet still be your friend if not then i guess this will be the end
People Suck Balls
Hey all, itz really early in the am and im in soo much pain i cant sleep so i thought i would sit here and write about whats been goin on in my world. Looks like i might have to get sugery on my right side, alot has been goin on there. My step-sons mom is a cunt, she's tellin him imma gunna beat the living hell out of him because she is pissed off that i'm with brian and she's not. (My cat is dumb) Some of my friends desided to turn there backs on me and start talkin shit which is just fucking peachy. Itz my husbands and I first christmas together and it scares the shit outda me, People still say i shouldt have married him, but hey it should be about what makes me happy right? I go back to school on the 7th on january woohoo, that means i wont be here very much, i have homework up to my ears lol. Me and the hubby are hopeing to start tryin to have a baby with -in the year which would soo make me happy since i lost our first child :( *crys* ( Did i say my cat is dumb) I miss my best fr Longer Any Answers...
So--after much deliberation on my part upon which abnormal amounts of frustration and anger have befallen me coupled with a general malaise on the situation that has grasped me--I've come to the conclusion that I will truly never understand any of what we all like to call our "love lives". The perennial dictum is (and we have all heard it) "nice guys finish last." Basically that statement is nothing more than plain and simple fact. However, has anyone ever wondered why that is the way it is? It confuses me far more than I care to be, and here is why: Every girl I have ever met in person (or online), become friends with, dated, fallen in love with, or bonded with on another level beyond friendship all have said the very same thing when it comes to guys and relationships; "I just want a guy who is sweet who treats me how I deserve and knows how to make me smile" (or some similar variation of said statement). Now obviously this is a blatant contradiction to the fact that nice guys
Twas The Nite Before Xmas
Twas the Nite Before Xmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude, Had just hit the bedroom, and reached for the lube When out on the lawn, there arose such a cry, That I lost my boner, and poor momma went dry. Up to the window I sprang like an elf, Tore back the shade while she played with herself. The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built, Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt. When what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer. With a fat little driver, half out of his sled, A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head. Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite. And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right. Whoa Shithead, whoa Assh
Need Someone To Hang Wit
Well goen to Colorado nexy munth and dont have anyone to hang with and go snowboarden wit and show me around, but if anyone lives out there Halla at me.
I wonder sometimes why I do what I do. The actions I take...the choices I make. Am I so fuking blind? Why do I bring this up? Because I need advice on this... Jeff called me. Jeff is my soon to be ex-husband. Let me give you some background. I have forgiven this fuker I dont kno how many times. Before we got married...I learned he (in my eyes at that time) was cheating on me. Not only with his best friends wife...but also with a co-worker at where him and I used to work. I also learned that he had a sick turn on which was kiddie porn. I forgave married...then in 2005 he got fired for sexual harassment. He wouldnt touch me but only once every 1-2 months *AND* he would be on the webcam 4-5 times a week. This is just to give you some background. So I have bent over backwards for this man...believing I was in love...and believing that he loved me. Which...I now kno otherwise! Well...anyway...he got a letter from a lawyer. They are taking him to cour
Today's Quote If you have one eye on yesterday, and one eye on tomorrow, you’re going to be cockeyed today. -Anonymous
"wtf" This Is Bullshit
you "blumpkin" ass bitch i think you just "sharted" "google" them
Life In General
So after a recent coffee-laden bitch session with my friend Dave, I've come to a realization...stay with me, people...I actually fucking LOVE my 20-something struggling-ass life. I usually hate being broke and having no fucking money for extra drives me crazy sometimes to not be able to buy the things I could when I was younger...a good pair of Chucks, a movie here or there, change cell phones around on a whim. But when I think about the fact that I'm now 23, with my own place, a decent steady job, my own vehicle, clothes on my back and food in my stomach...ALL of my own doing, with no one's help...I can't help but grin to myself that this is what I wanted since I was 18 years old. Maybe I'm not the best dressed chick walking down the street, maybe I'm not driving a Mustang, maybe I'm stuck watching the same 3 local channels every day, all day...but goddamn it if I'm not happy to be alive, happy, and healthy in my own skin.
Funny As Hell
Dear Wife: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to bed after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore. You don't want sex anymore, either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what ever the cause I'm gone. Your Ex-husband P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life. ............................................................................................................................. Dear Ex-Husband: Nothing has made my day more pleasant t
Nice To Know You
better than watching gellar bending silver spoons better than witnessing new born nebula's in bloom she who see's from up high smiles and surely sings prospective prices, once weighty eyes ended gives her wings haven't felt the way i feel today in so long its hard for me to specify i'm beginning to notice how much this feels like the waking lamb, pins and needles nice to know you goodbye nice to know you goodbye nice to know you goodbye
Poem 2
sitting in a coner in an empy room gun in one hand bullet in the other put the bullet in the chamber(come on i dare you) spin the chamber and close it. aim the gun at ur head(u knoe u wanna). pull the trigger (click) a peace of ur heart brakes off. pull the trigger agian(click)bigger peace brakes off this time(dont knoe if u can keep going (u do) pull the trigger agian (click)heart dont brake this time u just scream (FUCK)! with out knoeing it or tring u closed ur heart pull the trigger one last time (bang) ok there is a point to this and it is this love is like russun rulet (sounds odd right ) every time u pull the trigger and hear a click its not over it was the wrong person but if u give up ull hear the bang ull never be happy so even thought u hear alot of clicks keep trying and ull hear the sweet bang of love
Poem 1
THE ESCAPE OF THE PAIN OF LIFE Don't fear me he said for I am what u wanted. I am death(the reaper)hear to end your pain. She will fade and you will die. I say let me die and let this pain. As the flame of my life fade she does to. And the pain of her is replaced by the pain of hell. The flames consume me. But i do not care the pain of her is gone and for this i thank god. But does he liston i let the flames consume me and i faded forever.
i'd like to close me eyes, go numb but theres a cold wind coming fromthe top of the highest high rise today its not a breeze cos it blows hard, they say its not to disregard the humanity i know i watch the warmth blow away so don't let the world bring you down not everyone here is fat, fucked up and cold remember why you came and while your around experience the warmth before you go so do you think i should adhere to the pressing new frontier and leave in my wake a trail of fear should i hold my head up high and throw a wrench into the spokes of life as it goes by so don't let the world bring you down not everyone here is fat, fucked up and cold remember why you came and while your around experience the warmth before you go so don't let the world bring you down not everyone here is fat, fucked up and cold remember why you came and while your around experience the warmth before you go
yeah my boss did the same shit. that mofo tried to say i was unprofessional about the way i quit after i had given him 3 weeks notice
Damnit Doll.....funny~
Dammit Doll Materials: Calico or felt Wool or doll hair Toy filling Sewing machine Felt pens Instructions: These make great little Dammit Dolls for stressful people They can be thrown, jabbed, stomped and even strangled till all the frustration leaves you. Attach the little poem to go with it: When you want to kick the desk or throw the phone and shout. Here's a little dammit doll you cannot do without. Just grasp it firmly by the legs, and find a place to slam it. And as you whack it's stuffing out, yell, "dammit, dammit, dammit!" You need to create a basic doll shape and cut it out of fabric, you can use any color fabric you want, but if you intend on adding facial features you will need to keep the fabric light. Cut out 2 body shapes and sew around the edges. Turn the doll the right side out and using a pen push out any edges in the hands and legs till it is all turned the right side out. Then using your toy filling stuff the doll from the leg
Who Really Cares
This is a time where we're all suppose to pull together, be happy and show are true feelings. But for me, it has got to be the worst time in the world. It's always such a let down. just when I think thing are finally going to get good, something always happens, and the ground I stand upon, is wiped away. quicker then a blink of an eye. So here I am, once again in the same place I find myself year after year. Hopelessly forgotten, by there people who mean the most to me. well that not all true, some are still here. lately I feel as if everything I do is wrong, and I can't get anything right. Maybe that is how it really is. I fear that if things keep heading down this road, I'm walking into an early grave. I truly don't know how much more pain I can take. It isn't right, all my life I've had pain, hearache, dishonestly shoved down deep within. my mind can't mend with this and more. sometimes it feels as if darkness lives deep within, and its eatting me alive. Don't get me wrong, th
Tin Can Lantern
Tin Can Lantern Materials: Tin cans (soup cans or other) Universal oil-based primer Oil-based enamel paint Pin hammer Nail Galvanized wire (4-6 in.) Pliers Candle Instructions: Clean can by soaking in hot, soapy water. Making sure to remove all of the label and glue. (optional painting) Apply a coat of primer and let it dry. Apply a coat of paint and let it dry. Fill the can with water and place in a freezer until solid.(this will ensure you don't dent the tin.) Use a hammer and nail to punch out holes, creating a freehand design around the can. For a handle, punch out two holes on either side of can. Using a pair of pliers, bend wire through holes and secure. Place a candle in side and hang in a safe place. Tin Can Lantern
It's Me Now
I too, have been discarded, hurt and brokenhearted I've faced some fears and shedded some tears But I've risen above with the ability to love still able to give and continue to live I started changing, my life rearranging in order to satisfy me, I get what I need You know what I mean?.. no fantasies or wet dreams I stay real and say what I feel There's no need for false alibis, fakeness, or casual lies I don't give a damn, because I love the woman I am It took for storms to rise, to make me realize I deseve the best, I don't have to settle for less for it takes a woman to know, a lady to let go in order for self love to continue to grow
Let Me Love You
I want to love you like you've never been loved before. It's not just physically, but such a mental love that you can feel deeply Let me caress your mind with my heart let me kiss your soul so very softly let me stroke your heart so tenderly as a mother's gentle kiss of her new born baby for the very first time It has to be mental, before it's ever physical let me slowly make sweet love to your mind let me love you.........
Oh Well
I could scream or cry or yell or pout,, I want to hate but damn it ... my coat was stolen,it held my pins and some cash, the coat itself I had for 12 years,, so yeah,,it held some sentimental value,, whatever its the whole fucking point,, it was taken out of,,anger,spite,hurt , so fucking lame,, the pins,my ID, bus pass,sure,,they can be replaced,,yeah,, I've been talking about getting a new coat anyway,,,, Its just the principle o the fact,,, fucking thieve just like the rest just like those that I wont ever hate..only despise, some will never be any different from the rest...
My Spot
There's a special place just below my ear speak to me quietly there whisper lightly there and you fill me with heat making me shiver as my heart skips a beat your lips kiss me gently just below there tingling sensations as you nibble my ear nipples contract and slowly take my breath I desire to take you til nothings left it's something in the way you are touching me the strength in your hands making me weak with your lips on my thighs, i close my eyes trying to hold back as my temperature rise I brace myself as you deepen me and we flow our way into ectasy reflecting on the moment how we made it here from that special spot just below my ear
See Ya All At Some Point
its time to say bye bye for now as its time for me to move . will be missing for about 3- months getting everything sorted. so to all those that matter have a great christmas and new years holiday and i will see you in 2008. to those that dont matter wtf you doing in here until next time ttfn x
Why is it.. that when a good thing starts happening, someone has to go and change it? In this particular blog, I'm reffering to one of my few lounges that i'm subscribed to. When it was under a different name, it seemed really popular, and busy. Now the "owners" have gone and changed the name, and the format of the background for the lounge, and everytime I seem to go online, there's never anyone in there. WTF? (If there's spelling mistakes, I appologize .. i've had a bit to drink tonight) Just curious
Life is unfair life is harsh the good ones get shat on while the bad ones prosper love is the most complex thing in the world and yet its the simplest ive never felt this way about anyone b4 and yet im powerless to do anything im speechless im so speechless when it comes to her so much i want to say nothing comes out nothing makes sense ive found the one my gut tells me so im losing her minute by minute hour by hour she slips away ive shed tears for her shed tears because of her and the pain she suffers the one person in life that doesnt deserve it i beleive in love at first sight i beleive in god i trust in god and i love him i beleive everything in life happens for a reason he took my unborn child from me for a reason he put me in bad relationships for a reason he let me find her for a reason he let my heart belong to her for a reason i realize all this i understand all this but i just cant help it cnat hide my dissapointm
Starting Over...
i deleted my family, friends, and soon... fan of's as well... This site is easily like myspace where you start to collect people instead of actually talking and makeing new friends... so now on imma say FU ratings & points... if im going to add you as a friend you must want to be a friend and family well even more... So sorry to all those I deleted... but I'm still here if you would still like to be friends.
Photo Beads
Photo Beads Materials: Clear marbles (the ones with one flat side, can be found at any craft store) Cardboard photo index cards Clear Silicone or PVA (white)craft glue or modge podge. Instructions: These photo beads are a great way to use up the small photo index cards you receive with photo processing. Cut a piece of cardboard or paper backing the size of your marble. Then glue your image onto the cardboard. Then Glue the marble to the top side of the picture so that you can still see the picture. Let it dry. When the glue dries you will be able to see the picture through the marble. Then use these beads as magnets or jewelry pieces. You can wire wrap them or adhere them to frames for some fun projects. Photo Beads FOR PICS OF THIS PROJECT......LOOK IN MY PHOTOS UNDER "CRAFTS"
You Are...
Your hearts on fire... Your eyes tell your desire... Show me your love... Know me like no other... You are... So beautiful... You are... So loveable... You are... Like no other... You are... You are... You are... like no other... Come dance with me... underneath a moon lite sky... Touch my heart hold it tight... Show me what true love means... Let the rest of the world part...
The Jar Of Nothing ......gag Gift
A Jar of Nothing Gift Materials: Empty jar Sticky label paper or Paper and Clear Glue Instructions: For this project all you need is an empty jar. You can print this saying out onto some adhesive label paper suitable for your printer or print it onto normal plain paper. Use some clear craft glue to adhere it to the jar. If you want to go all out you can add some ribbon to the jar and even box it up for a great gag gift. --The Saying--- Did you say nothing? When you were asked what you wanted for Birthday, Anniversary, Graduation or Christmas. Don't you remember saying NOTHING Well this time someone heard you, searched high and low and found this perfect gift for you. Note: These are great for Christmas fund raising stalls. FOR PICS OF THIS....LOOK IN MY "CRAFTS" FOLDER IN PHOTOS!
Happy Holiday Season And Best Wishes For Prosperous New Year !
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
New Pix Posted
let me know what you think i posted some on /axl rose/kiss/metallica/ac~dc/grateful dead/system of a down/ i hope you like them
Some Gifts For Some Cool Folks
Sidewalk Chalk
Sidewalk Chalk More Kinder Crafts Make your own sidewalk chalk from Plaster of Paris. Supplies needed: * Plaster of Paris * Large plastic bowl (like a big cottage cheese container) and stirrer (to mix the plaster) * Tempera paint (liquid or powder) * Disposable plastic gloves * Small paper cups, an egg carton, or paper tubes reinforced with duct tape This is a messy craft - wear old clothes and work outside if possible. Have an adult handle the plaster of Paris. Before starting, collect a large container to mix the plaster in and a few smaller ones to mold the chalk in. Paper cups and egg cartons work well for molding the chalk. - If you want to make a large chalk in a paper tube, reinforce the tube with duct tape and tape up one end before adding the plaster (unreinforced toilet paper tubes and paper towel tubes fall apart when the plaster is added). Wear plastic gloves to protect your hands. Do not breathe in the plaster dust. Mix a smal
For You My Beloved Friend
This is written for you, I want you to know I love you, I desire you, and I am sad for you. You are beautiful inside and out. Your darkest days you still find time to reach out to me whether it is to hold me or to offer a shoulder. I know you put so much faith in people online and trust them because you are a truly beautiful soul. Some trick you into believing they care only because they want something from you either a cure for their sexual needs, their emotional needs, or their feelings of inadequacies. You my delicious and true hearted friend need to stop trusting in these people. I know of 3 of your online friends whom I truly believe care for you, but the others have shown too many times they do not. Stop feeding them their desires while exhausting your own. Stop caring for those who obviously are using you for entertainment and please stop reaching out to those who only grab for your hand when THEY need strength yet failing to offer you one when you are in need. your sadness and
Plaster Foot And Hand Print Molds
Plaster Hand and Footprints Materials * Patch plaster or plaster of Paris * 1 1/4 cups water * Tin can * Mixing spoon * Paper plates * Picture hook (optional) Directions 1. To make the plaster mix, stir two cups of patch plaster or plaster of Paris and one and a quarter cups water in a tin can. 2. The mixture should be as thick as pea soup so it can cast without air bubbles. 3. Plaster of Paris dries in about ten to twenty minutes, while patch plaster takes twenty to forty minutes to dry. 4. To make a cast of your child's hand or footprint, pour one inch of plaster mix into a paper plate. 5. Wait two minutes for plaster of Paris, six minutes for patch plaster. 6. Have your child press her hand or foot gently into the plaster. 7. The imprint should not go to the bottom of the plate. 8. Hold for one to two minutes and remove. 9. Let the imprint sit overnight, then peel the plate from the print. 10. If you lik
The Awful Truth About Fubar Lmao
subject: THE AWFUL TRUTH ABOUT FUBAR, LMAO TO FUNNY (repost) date: 2007-12-13 22:01:31 When we first come to Fubar, we are classed as "Newbies". You realize that isn't so bad, after all, newbies still have lives, unlike those "Regs"! Fubar is good for your social life! You may even fall in love, you might lose your love, but you could find love again just browse and when you see a profile pic that suits you request a add. You fight with your friends, but that's ok too a couple of pretty comment images usually fixes that. You steal partners, you lose partners, no biggie, cuz that's Fubar life and we got the Bulletins and comments to prove it. These people have become your new family and friends, they understand you! Chances are your own family and friends never did anyway. Now for the spouse,,,remember him or her? hmmm, well you wonder when the fighting started? It dawns on you that it was the day after you you created your Fubar profile. The first thing you do when
Plaster Hand Prints
DLTK's Holiday Activities for Kids Plaster of Paris Handprint Wallhanging I typically do crafts from things you don't need to buy, but I've had so many people ask me how to make these, that I've broken down and added the directions. ALTERNATIVE: Instead of a wallhanging, make a garden decoration. Omit the ribbon hanger and spray the completed project with Acrylic spray. Set it outside in the garden. When you add decorations, use circle woodsies and organize them like a small caterpillar or paint them like a lady bug. This craft goes well with the Handprint Poem. plaster of paris handprint wallhanging Materials: * plaster of paris (you can purchase at the craft store) * a mold (we'll make this if you don't have one... just get some thin cardboard (old cereal boxes) ready) * ribbon, string or wool * OPTIONAL: paint, silk flowers, woodsies (little wooden shapes -- they come in hearts, stars, petals, etc and make nice decorations). Instructions:
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Attractive People?
Wow they must really expect you to come to this website drunk off your fuckin ass. After searching hundreds of profiles i found no VERY attractive people. i found MAYBE THREE decent people the rest were just horrible. Whyyyyy!? what are the odds. i see why this site isnt popular. I just dont get it. And your ratings of 1 against me make no difference to me, because i know they are lies. I know my picture is good, so keep sending those ratings trying to lie to yourself. Doesn't bother me none! Aaron
Merry Christmas All Huggzz
imikimi - Customize Your World
A Sad Heart I Own ~
~ Frank Zappa - Titties And Beer ~
hehe gotta love Frank :) It was the blackest night! There was no moon in sight! (you know the stars aint shinin cause the skys too tight) I heard the scary wind! I seen some ugly trees! There was a werewolf honkin, long the side of me! Im mean n Im bad, (yknow I aint no sissy) Got a big-titty girly by the name of chrissy Talkin about her n my bike n me... n this ride up the mountain of mystery, (mystery) (how re you doin? ) I noticed even the crickets Acted weird up here And so I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on... But there was no reply cause she was gone! Wheres those titties I like so well, n my goddam beer! Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil! (hes about this big!) He had a red suit on An a widows peak An then a pointed tail n like a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I knowed it was! He had some human flesh Stuc
Work Bullshit
9/02/2007 Rose: just thought I'd let you know that alec has been banned from the theater, and you should know better as a manager. John wants to know when he's at the theater, so just a heads up 10/14/2007 Rose: john hears e/t to do with alec, and james heard him say s/t when I walked away, so you better tell him to watch his threats 12/6/2007 (voicemail message)Rose: hey josh you need to call the theater or my cell because you need to talk to john or peyman about the overtime for yesterday, you clocked in at 1:49 instead of 3. Here on out it is through phone text messages. Of which I have saved all Me: because I was asked to do so by the only manager there and I did so don't change it Rose: wtf. I was asking because you didn't ask anyone for approval. John's not okay with it, and we have to explain why you have unapproved overtime. I don't pull the kind of bullshit you would, so please don't give me that childish attitude Me: ahahahah I didn't pull anything
To A Man Of Many Women
Hello my love! It´s so hard to be your lover baby! You know, you even look like a doctor, every time I look for you, you are in some "doctor´s office" or on the nite-shift at some "hospital"... doctor´s office is just a way of saying it because you and I both know, that the beds you prefer are nothing like those "check-up" beds. Am I right baby? But I´m not writing to fight with you, I just want to know when you´ll be here again because I´m almost forgetting how it is to be your lover... and if you take too long, I´m going to start feeling like a wife, a betrayed wife!! Did you know when you disagre like that I start to get really worried?? Yeah well, I have to know if you´re eating well, , oh, I mean if your getting fed, oh you know what I mean!! I need to know if your not pushing yourself to far, if you´re not stressing yourself too much, because I wouldn´t like to receive you totally exhausted, right baby?? Well that´s that my love. This card is to say, I miss you a lot, and I
Things Aren't Always What They Seem To Be
Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion?s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement. As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, ?Things aren?t always what they seem.? The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they coul! d have a good night?s rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could you have let this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The secon
Probablly Going To Leave Fubar
soo ya this site and the perverted Scum (people) on it have been pissing me off even more soo im most likely going to leave this site...soo too my friends i have made on here message me if u wanna keep in touch ill give u my messenger names or my space name or the rest of you pathetic waist of flesh you can die horrbal bloody deaths for all i care!
You're A Big Liar
sometimes, I’m under the impression that not even you believe in the things you say. Well, this is a characteristic that doesn’t match my personality and the way I look upon the world, so, it’s all over between us. I regret it took me so long to realize how false you were and how deceived your actions were. I regret having wasted so much of my time believing in your crazy stories. I regret having trusted you with my secrets, my house and my intimacies. Really, I feel sorry for you and for me, because being the way you are will get you no where. The worse thing is, you made a habit out of lying, sometimes you make up stories without a reason, just for the quick you get out of it. So, I hope you’ve learned your lesson; your childish behavior (and I hope that’s all it is), has just ruined the chances of a relationship with someone who actually cared about you, until she found out exactly who she was getting involved with.
Hugszz Stephanie
imikimi - Customize Your World
5 Things That Don’t Piss Me Off...
Ok Christmas is quickly approaching and I'm finding it harder to shake my pissed off attitude and embrace the whole "Good will towards all" thing. Maybe I'm just getting grumpy in my old age. Who knows? Anyway to help me get into the Christmas spirit I am listing 5 things that doesn't piss me off. Here Goes... 1. Christmas candy and cookies- This of course is a no- brainer. What says "Celebrating the birth of Christ" More than a plate of Ginger bread men, candy canes, and a shot of egg nogg with about 3 times as much burbon mixed in? This reason alone makes me wish we celebrated at least every other month. 2. Dumb ass reality dating shows like "I love New York" or "A Shot at Love"- Don't get me wrong...These shows are dumb as hell but you get a bunch of people getting to know one person for like 1 hour a day then they act heart broken when they get kicked off. You always see some moron at the end of the show crying like a bitch because they picked the other slut/manwhore
A British Love Poem
Of course I love ya darling You're a bloody top Notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin' there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can Get my arms round there No woman who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm tellin ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on me grannies grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter wot you look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the soccer's on And fetch another beer God bless the British! LOL
Get The Cleenex Out
~The Doll and the Rose~ I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so
If You Wanta Know The Type Of Person I Am Then Read
Roses are red violets are korny, when I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very Slowly, if you kiss me, don't be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!! ? SEPTEMBER = LOVER Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand i am a very down to earth kinda guy i like to read write go hiking camping conoing rock climbing i love the wilderness and i am a hunter and a person who loves to go on long drives for nothing just to be out i love the movies and i am really easy to get alo
Rodd, The worse part is that, out of fear, I often tried to deny being this much in love. I didn’t want to feel that I could again have these strong feelings other than those of, let’s say, a good friendship. But it’s very likely that I was still carrying a residue of a love that I thought was over, and this seed of love has found in your joy, beauty and sweetness the field to grow. The rest, my love, is part of history, as you well know. I think about you always. And I want to be able to give you all my affection, lots of cuddles, kisses, hugs and my warmth when you’re feeling cold (love always – in winter, summer, autumn and spring) and, in the end, my chest where you can lean your head on. Beloved prince, Here’s a big kiss from yours Bella
Tese Don't Be Sad!
Tese, I know how distressed and sad you must be and I’m so sorry for what happened. Yet, in this moment of hardship, I wish you didn’t forget you have a friend who is willing to help and give you her support… Don’t cry, don’t despair, things are hard for anyone, but we are all trying to overcome each difficulty we bump into. We will eliminate them, one by one! Remember you will always have a shoulder to cry on and, no matter what happens, you will always find someone you can lean on: me! Don’t waste all your energies crying over spilled milk. Please don’t be that way, my friend! You’ve been through worse and you came out on top… By the way, have you counted the number of years we have known each other and have you realized we have never had a fight? This is true friendship, one of the most valuable things in the world, and true friends are those who are always willing to help us. Right now you are feeling sad and I’m holding out my hand to reach you. In the future, I may be the o
Yet Another Dumbass!
orgy4us>>>>Its a shitty day out , want to make it something special ? I will be in beaver in about a half hour.... Meg z >>>>>>> Sorry sweets but i don't meet people after just 1 msg .. and i definately don't meet w/o seeing a couple pics ! But good luck finding ur lil bit of afternoon delight Oh yea i'm not in beaver LoL orgy4us>>> you already know me .... Tom Frey ... hi ... Meg z >>> sorry doesnt ring a bell orgy4us>>>>OKAY ....THIS ISNT OUR FIRST E MAIL.. SO NOW , CAN WE TALK AND POSSIBLY MEET ? Meg z >>> u sendin a pic that i can actually view ~! LoL orgy4us >>> Dont have one ... Thats all I have , I didnt know you cant see it , Ive had a couple other people say they liked what they seen , why cant you see it ? Why cant you just meet me in person ? If we dont click , its cool Meg z i have many reasons why i won't meet up with anyone site unseen , shall i name then .. okay since u asked so politely ! .. 1. u say i already know u which is a lie .. so theres
Darkness Inside My Heart
Sometimes I wonder about things a little to much. It seems like everywhere I turn, darkness is there. Now I'm not talking about lights being turned off. I'm talking about the evils in this world. Depression, sadness, the pain what some people call love. I honestly can say that it is hard for me to believe in it anymore. So much pain and misery. It makes me question my own faith. It seems like every time I try to make things good, darkness destroys it. So should I stay in with the darkness and find some new faith? You might say no, and try to talk me out of it, but it still makes me wonder. I know now that I will not ever be loved nor trusted no matter what I do in my life. So for here on out all and everything I do will be for me and only me. Darkness 1 me 0 for eternity. May God help me one way or the other.
The Birthday Massacre-happy Birthday
I think my friend said, "I hear footsteps." I wore my black and white dress to the birthday massacre, birthday massacre, birthday I wore my black and white dress I think my friend said, "Stick it in the back of her head." I think my friend said, "Two of them are sisters." "I'm a murder tramp, birthday boy", I think I said "I'm gonna bash them in, bash them in", I think he said Then we wished them all a happy birthday We kissed them all goodnight. Now he chases me to my room, chases me to my room, chases me In my black and red dress I think my friend said, "Don't forget the video." I think my friend said, " Don't forget to smile." "You're a murder tramp, murder tramp", I think he said "You're a murder boy, birthday boy", I think I said ----------------------------------- I love opening pandora's box.
Bored With People...
Yeah the title is kind of true, I'm just bored with majority of the people I'm meeting recently. Just talking to people in general. They seem to be all the same, same ole boring stuff in my opinion. I haven't had an interesting conversation with anybody in a long ass time. Or met people with common interests either. I'm not being conceded or self centered (trying so hard not to be or act like it) but it seems not alot of people relate to me or me to them. Hey I'm one of the goofiest people a person can be, but thats fun sometimes, having a meaningful conversation about something that isn't so mundane or related to what goes on in everyday life would be nice sometime. I guess I'm trying to say I'm a free-thinker so normal stuff doesn't interest me all that often. Is there anyone who might peak my interest??
Help Me Get To Rockstar!!!
BlueEyedGoodie~Suicide Girl~If you stop by ADD ME 2@ fubar REPOST MY BULLETIN FOR ME TOO!!!!
Today Ranked 109
Today's Rank - 109 First time I ever Ranked Thanks to Johnnydevil for getting me the screen shot. Go show him some Love. He is the Best friend to have. Johnnydevil@ fubar
· $bigtimer$ rated your photo a '1'! 3 min ago Then he shouted me and told me not to hate and blocked me.... LOL Loser....if you are so bold to rate people 1's, then don't hide behind the block button coward!!! By the way, thanks for the points boy.
Ok... well I joined this place and I'm looking around and I'm picking up on it. I think. But wow, this is like "myspace on crack" as one of my friends put it. i don't know if I can keep up. I'm afraid to step away from my computer... This is what happens when computers get to good people. This is what becomes of us...
The Boody Call Agrement
Gave Up
Gave up ~Tony Martinez I spend days and nights Asking the one question I'll never be able to answer Why? Why you gave up You said it yourself I'm a great guy you said We'll make it work you said My past relationships go badly cuz I rush things you said Can we take it slow you said So I did So we did Still you gave up Gave up what you said you treasured Please tell me why Does it really matter? You're not even listening You gave up long ago
life is just full of all kinds of surprises.....
Where Is Love? What Is It? Who Me?
Recently I read a mumms about if you think you can find love on fubar. I found it interesting the comments people made. I think that love is different for many reasons, as many as there are people and can be found in the most unusual places, even on here. Love is the most wonderful feeling we have for anyone or thing we desire. I read that for every two miles there is one person we are compatible with. Compatible isn't love but it is a good start. We get what we deserve when it comes to love. We project who we are and what we are. Knowing who we are, what we want, good self esteem, the amount of respect we have for ourselves can determine if we find real love. Lots of people think they found love, when all they found was the heat of passion, happens to mice every twenty one days. There are people who are lonely and will settle for what they think is love. People can be desperate, those are the victims. I think we all have been there at one time or another. The key is to learn f
Just So Everyone Knows...
I can be bad all by my motherfuckin self.
A Child And Her Family Need Help!
A very good friend of mine is going thru a very rough time right now I'm asking you all to read this and if there is any chance anyone is able to help out please get in touch with me! i would not ask for anything like this if it wasn't something important but this is someone i am very good friends with and i know how hard of a time she has been having. THEY ARE LOOKING FOR MONEY DONATIONS IF YOU CAN HELP PLEASE CONTACT ME. SHIRLEY SAID EVERYTHING FROM BEDS TO COUCH AND KITCHEN TABLE SET HAS TO BE NEW SO I THINK MONEY WOULD BE THE BEST BET TO GIVE THEM TO START OUT NEW. Shirley Rennick-Daigle and her seven-year-old daughter Jennessa hope to be home for the Christmas holidays. They've been away for about seven months, battling Jennessa's leukemia with the help of the IWK Health Centre in Halifax and the Hospital for Sick Children in TorontoThey're looking forward to being reunited with family, including Rennick-Daigle's 14-year-old son Michael, who's been staying with her brot
Most people will tell you to learn from taking advice from themselves or others. But its true most people can be stubborn. Experience as well as trial and error can become some of the greatest teachers depending on the severity of the situaiton. "preventative medicine" as i like to call it is worth while, but we are curious people. Looking back has some hard knocks to it therefore can make you a better person in your day to day lives. I can look back in hindsight and realize that people around me were often right but until you learn to walk in someone elses shoes your going to have to learn by experience, even if its by a bad choice. Dont give up when you do wrong, just realize that weve all made mistakes and you will go on. Hind sight is 20/20 but there is a very good reason for see things clearer and in a diferent light. No matter how dark it may seem, just know that after you have seen things differently after the fact, you are better able and much stronger to make a more
Damn Thursday
mmmk....we are supposed to be getting another storm here tomorrow sometime so i decided to get my errands done tonight after did i pay for it... i planned on gettin 5 gifts for the kids i adopted for the christmas holiday but had to cut my time short...all im goin to say is wal-mart...thats all u need to know...and yeah i let my daughter wear her pj's out in public...sue me..i was walking down the aisle talking to my daughter when i get hit in the back by some mans big ass box in his shopping cart...thanks guy...i half assed managed to get the stuff for my party tomorrow but forgot my birds food...wtg me...i bought my dogs jackets...yes i said jackets...i love my dogs dammit! my daughter manages to start conversations with everyone that passed much for dont talk to strangers...then after all is paid for and im trying to squeeze my girl into her seat since this dumb ass decided they had to park as close to me as possible, i had to do it from the opposite side. i s
Every Woman On Here Is A Tramp!
you women are soo full of shit. and you guys are all cunts and sluts! why do you whores make things complicated
Need Your Help Please
Hello everyone, I need your help. I have entered a contest, my first and I am asking all my friends to please help me. All you have to do is go to my page and look ion my friends list. The first one is "MISSIN YA" go to her page and look in her pics for folder Christmas Contest. Find my pic and you can leave 5 comments each. Only 5... so I am asking all of you top please help me. If I win I get a free blast. Contest start in the moring and runs though Sunday!! Thank all of you for everything!! Love You All!! Need T~L~C (John) PS I will repay each of you!!
Become My Stalker!
View my application photo. Fill it out! I will be reviewing them until Sunday,December 16th at 10:00pm. Than I will decide Who will be my wonderful new stalker! Can't wait to see what's in store!
Hot And Stormy Night
It was in the middle of the day and Cassandra was beginning to do her daily chores. She decided that she was going to prepare supper for her newlywedded husband to come home. She knew that he would be home around 6 p.m. that evening so she would have plenty of time to get everything done in time, just the way that he liked things. Cassandra was like a little girl in her dream world; a man who she adored, a house that she always dreamed about and had the best sex life one would want. Everyday was a new adventure for the two of them, but always had the same sex routine. She thought to herself that today was going to be different. So she had dug the sex toys that were buried in her closet for many months, because she thought that she no longer needed them; now that she was married. She left them on her night stand and went about the rest of her chores. She had got the house all cleaned up and wanted to get refreshed before her hubby came home. She drew herself a bath, undressed an
Can You Tell Your True Friends
can you tell who your true friends is there such a thing as true friends or are all just people we call friends but really just assoicates that we like to think is friends
Celtic Trees And Woods
The Druids were a Celtic priesthood, who live in the British Isles around 1000BC. They used a lunar calendar of 13 months each of which had 28 days on one intercalary day to calculate their year and their important holidays. Centuries later the medical knowledge of herbal medicine relating to trees and plants were found in Ireland. The Celts and others in the old world thought that certain types of trees held special significance. They could be user for building shelters, heating the home, cooking the meals, and weaponry. Many woods that held a most powerful presence would differ from culture to culture and from location to location. Trees which were considered to be “sacred” all shared similar type of traits. Beauty, size and materials provided by the tree or spirit of the tree would or could place it in a central place in the local folklore or mythology of a culture. Trees are living things and are filled with essences and energies of all the elementals and Mother Earth. Po
Hey all......It's been nice knowing you. I've decided I just don't have time for Fubar and I don't think it's the right online message board for me, but I've made several really nice friends. I think I'll stick to my more private myspace account. Best of wishes to all. Princess Cindyrella
Lyrics To My Love!
Chorus: Love me, Hate Me, Make Me cry, Break My heart, and watch Me die! I am yours and yours alone even if its never shown so love me, hate me make me cry dont break my heart, I dont want to die Written with a pen, Sealed with a kiss if you love me tell me this do you love me or do you not you told me once but i forgot So tell me now and tell me true so i can say i love you too. of all the others I have met you are the one I wont forget Chorus if i die before you do ill go to heaven and wait for you if your not there on judgement day ill know you went the other way Id give the angels back there wings and risk the lose of everything Just to prove my love is true ill do anything to be with you Chorus X2
Woo Hoo
I have made 80,000 these last 2 days..rating friend joes pics..and commenting. If you need money hes the one to go to! I have also made 5,000 by taking that what kinda drink are you survey. I took it last week... got 5,000..they sent it to me again.. so I took it and got 5,000 again..and tonite..i see where its back on my page again. LOL. So, of course greedy me..I will take it again! Hope everyone had a great day today! I am done with work today and off for 3 days!!
Headache... This Is Brilliant
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. S he was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her Straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dre
Since I was last on here, in July. I have had alot of things go on. I am married now. I am almost done with school. ANNND I finally got a JOB! haha yay me!
A Different Christmas Poem
A Different Christmas Poem The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to
Little Johnny At It Again !!!!
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes you hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs." The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her." The nun fainted.
Psycho Ass People
Ok, so there are people on here that need some serious psychological help! True Story.... So, this random guy rates me and leaves me some photo comments. Cool. Right? WRONG! Then like a week later, he sends me this message telling me how I'm too good to rate back and I must be conceited and whoop-tee-woo. I wrote him back telling him that I was at work when he rated me and I didn't even realize, rated him, La-ta-da and smoothed his feathers. (1st incidence of Capt Psycho) So Then.... He messaged me one day telling me that I should advise my best friend that just joined her to return luv.... My response... "Why do you care? It's a website! Seriously! Don't take it so personal." So, I didn't hear from him for a few days. (2nd instance of Capt Psycho) Then he messages me and tells me that I was right and he was a jerk. (DUH?!?!) Moving on.... Then I wasn't online for like a week because I've been studying for finals.... And the first night I am on (tonight) and he shouted
Negative Creep
So I'm fucked up inside more dead than alive Never followed the norm where I've been no one goes I kill myself for what it's worth unevenness is sin I wipe my ass with moral standards I follow what's within Always held your head high beaten up going down So you're caged in your soul keep on digging that hole Scars and wounds are worn with pride strength can not be taught I see this world through my own eyes the greatest all time low Always willing to bleed to regain what I need I won't follow the blind I have faith in my mind I spit my hate into your face you're caged inside your soul I race the demons in my head eager to let go So you fear for your life why don't you step aside Beaten up going down eating shit from the ground Scars and wounds are worn with pride strength can not be taught I see this world through my own eyes the greatest all time low Life won't give you anything Except the pain you feel Now it's finally closing in It's time to bleed Fuck
Thanx To My Friend Mad Mike For The Pix Ill Be Posting
i owe you i was wondering where to get some tight ass pix my page will "rock"
Just Out Of Curiousity
I am the Perfect Boyfriend Boyfriend Application Name: Age: Hair Color: Hair Style: Eyes: Height: Weight: Birthday: Zodiac: Piercing/tattoos: Why do you want to be my Boyfriend? If I chose you to be my Boyfriend... what's the first thing you'd do with me or to me? What are your hobbies? How do you stay in shape? What kind of job do you have? What kind of car do you have? How's your credit? Do you fuss over looking good? Which side of the bed do you prefer? Do you like to cuddle? Do you stay still when you're sleeping or do you toss and turn? Do you do drugs and/or alcohol, if so what? What's your favorite feature about me? What is your best feature? Why would you make a great Boyfriend? What "anniversaries" do you celebrate? (ie one month six months one year ect.) Are you good at remembering important dates?(anniversaries, b-day ect.) How would yo
No Pets Allowed
Two buddies were out one Saturday, walking their dogs. One had a Doberman Pincher and the other had a Chihuahua. As they sauntered down the street, the guy with the Doberman said, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us." The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead." They walked over to the restaurant and the guy with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed." The man with the Doberman said, "You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bouncer said, "A Doberman pincher?" The man said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're very good." The bouncer let him in. His buddy with the Chihuahua put on his pair of dark glasses and started to walk in. Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, pal, no pets allowed." The man with the Chihuahua said, "You don't understand. T
Walking In A Wiccan Wonderland: How's A Witch To Survive The Crazy, All-consuming Commercial Faith Of Christmas?
Author: Castiel Posted: December 9th. 2007 In my family, we do it all. Well, okay, not all. We don’t celebrate Kwanza. Or any Buddhist, Hindu, or Islamic winter holidays. But we do a lot. First off, I was raised a Christian—Episcopalian, i.e. Catholic light—so my childhood was all about pageants in which I played everything from an angel to a cow, midnight services during which I slept in the corner of the choir loft in my Care Bears sleeping bag, and ripping into presents on Christmas morning underneath a tree decked with angel figures, little drummer boys, and, of course, the ubiquitous glass balls. We did lots of donating to children and the “less fortunate” with food boxes and toys and cash. Then there were the non-religious traditions, like driving to my grandmother’s two hours away after the midnight church service so we could be with my whole Dad’s side of the family on Christmas Day. Though I am now a Witch, I am a Witch with a great relationship with my lov
More Automobile Acronyms
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Santa And The Christmas Tree
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip, but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
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In The Throes Of Passion
"In the Throes of Passion" I'm getting closer to the images in my head the imaginary "ex" marks the will in me now I've got to dig before it fades away I've been there once before, it's been forever and a day since the breaking of my back and the fist that I still taste that put the blood in my mouth, but I'm still not afraid and though I hear the screams in the voice of my calling there's no escape from the destiny of (rise!) rising up or falling Sweetly dreaming, softly screaming I lost myself Leaves of awning, gently falling I found myself..... gently falling She took me closer to where love and pain can play and pleasures harmony come through in an array of electric colored melodies oh so bright and clear then I saw the face of love in the reflection of a tear Some say they will never turn their backs, like the bitch that I still taste who's love braved by word of mouth, but still she was afraid and when she heard the screams in the voice of her calling blow
The term “grounding” refers to bringing one’s self into a state of feeling physically present, balanced and connected to the Earth. In itself, it can be a state of rest or readiness depending on what work you are about to do. When you bring in the purpose of protection, grounding becomes a state of stopping, bracing, closing down vulnerabilities and drawing up energy.Grounding is the foundation upon which everything else is built. It is very simple and very powerful... Rituals use this technique in some form. Since there are various ways to ground. Grounding is the act of consciously creating an energy connection as spirit (sometimes visualized as a cord) from your body into physical reality/Mother Earth. You are a spiritual being, and by your nature have a great deal of power and energy. Your vibration is rapid and can be intense. You have a body (yippee!!) which is an expression of you that exists in mundane reality (hopefully), but since it is made of matter the energy moves at
Makes Me Wanna Cry
Moist And Easy Pineapple Cake
A butter cake mix makes this tasty pineapple cake extra-easy to prepare and bake in a bundt cake pan. Top this cake with a vanilla glaze or dust it with powdered sugar. INGREDIENTS: * 8 ounces cream cheese, softened * 1/2 cup vegetable oil, such as canola, corn oil, or safflower oil * 3 large eggs * 1 cake mix (18.5 ounces) butter cake mix with pudding in the mix * 1 can (15 1/4 ounces) crushed pineapple, drained * 2 tablespoons lemon juice PREPARATION: Grease and flour a 12-cup Bundt cake pan. Heat oven to 325°. In a large mixing bowl with an electric mixer, beat cream cheese with oil and eggs until well blended. Blend in the cake mix and beat on high speed for 2 minutes.Beat in drained pineapple and lemon juice. Spoon into a Bundt cake pan. Bake for 45 to 55 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pan on rack for 15 minutes. Carefully invert onto a cake plate to cool completely. Frost or dust with powdered s
Laughing My Azz Off
damn~! some people are so damn stupid. They won't talk to me rather they want to use the status box to shout obsenities at me.....come on really....who is the dumbazz here? I am married to my hubby...not having an affair with a married man who SAYS he is going to leave his wife and daughter.....a man who sleeps with many women whom he meets online....hello?? dumbazz?? I find all this so funny and entertaining~! What a great birthday gift~! Thanks Kerri & Jay~~ You make me laugh~! ~~smooches~~
Another New Illness To Watch Out For!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. 'What's the matter?' he asks. 'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice. 'What the hell is anal glaucoma?' 'I can't see my ass coming into work today.'
Its All Over Now!
Its all over now the pain the love that I had. Its done things are better no more worrying no more fighting. The fights are with myself the fights are in my head and no more of my pain will be upon you. So go alone and solemnly into the day. You will know that I will no longer be there.
Thorught The Hardest Times
The hardest of times are over my feelings for you are no longer as strong. Its amazing how my mind can convince my heart. Its amazing how love, can turn into anger so fast. I know that I need to go on my own and untie my lost mind, that you stole from me. As much as you hate me I hate you. But I know that I had loved you and I know I will love you again, but as long as I see you now, I will treat you like nothing. Like I never knew you. So run before I hunt you with my eyes.
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How To Have Strap On Sex - For Beginners
Following the same format as the How to choose a Strap on guide, I thought it would be more interesting to educate a little about strap on sex by sharing my own personal experience. It is my hope that this is not only helpful, but entertaining as well. So what follows, is my personal story, including all the pitfalls and some helpful tips that I have learned since… strap-on dildo and harnessI mentioned in the previous article that my main reason for using a strap-on was because I had a serious desire to find out what it was like to fuck a woman. So, we’re talking about woman fucking woman here (just want to make sure we’re all on the same page.) I also thought it might be kind of fun with our g/f because she’s usually up for anything, and to that I’m extremely grateful. Over a year after buying the harness, the three of us (my b/f, my g/f and I) were finally able to make some real plans to meet and ring in the New Year with total filth. She lives a few states away, so getting tog
Peices Of Me
SO where has life brought me Is this my place Am I where I'm supposed to be CAn someone please tell me So why do I fell this sadness Why do I feel this pain I feel my heart tearing Pulling in different directions Can someone please tell me Where has my mind gone With all that I see Why do I feel so alone I fell trapped in my mind Please tell me why Is there something I'm missing Where has everyone gone Can no one help me please Or is this the path I have chose Can someone help me All is falling All upon my head I feel my life fleeting Why is it all slipping Can someone tell me Is anyone listening Or is this all in my mind Is salvation coming If only I could escape my mind
Easy= Ill Just Let It Go!
I know you think I am easy. But if that is what you wish to do, then don't hurt me, let me go free. So I can be alone to breathe Uneasy
Back To Reality
Caught up in the words that appear on your screen Wanting to believe so much of what is seen Your heart skips a beat with each new person you meet Wrapped in illusion There becomes confusion What is real, what is fake So much of you to give and take Freely speaking words you'd often not say Hoping later, your heart won't pay You wait for that comment, or email, or shout Finding so many ways to overlook your doubt It's different this time, it has to be He's sweet, he's smart, and he loves me What's a little distance When there is no resistance What's and issue or two Love will see you through Then one day you realize its just a dream What you wanted it to be, is all you have seen Your eyes are now open and reality set it in You wake up alone, and your life is not him Though never real, your heart is still cold The emptiness takes its familiar mold And you wonder how long it is going to be Before you head back to fantasy **copyrighted 2007 W
How To Have A Threesome - For Couples
Having a threesome can be an exilerating experience It can also be a recipe for disaster. So how then, is a couple supposed to know if it's right for them? I've received lots of questions about threesomes over at and have been inspired to share my thoughts and experiences in this threesome guide for couples to help you and your hunny have an earth shattering sexual experience or avoid the biggest mistake of a lifetime. I do want to stress, before you start reading that because of the questions I've received, this article is written with heterosexual couples in a serious relationship in mind. It will help to keep things organized. There's a lot of things to consider when embarking on the journey of a threesome. Some people fear such a big step and others think, well it's just sex with one more person involved so what's the big deal? To those folks I say, Plenty! It takes a strong couple to get involved in a threesome. According to Nina Hartley, "It's a very big st
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How long Am I going To have Enough strength to keep Myself Existing
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Snow Vs. Puke
Living in New England has it's moments I suppose...but, I have decided that I don't know which is up puke or un-burying my car from underneath a foot of snow...Ugh @ winter.
Animal Cruelty In Texas Schools
COLUMBUS, Texas - The killing, cooking and eating of a baby raccoon as part of a class in Columbus has raised animal cruelty questions. Police Chief Danny Jackson said usually the animals are dead when they're part of a wildlife management and harvesting class at Columbus High School. Jackson said the October incident apparently involved two students who took a live raccoon to school. Jackson told KHOU television that the students, "Started stepping and stomping on it, joking they're tenderizing the animal." He said the youths then skinned the raccoon, cooked it and ate it. Superintendent Randy Hoyer said a substitute teacher was in the class that day and did not know any better, but it won't happen again. Hoyer said with the substitute teacher, the students in essence had permission to process the animal on site. But student Stephanie Zavala said it was animal cruelty. Columbus is a community of 4,100, located about 55 miles west of Houston.
My Vip Is Ending Need 15,000 Comments
You Call It Christmas, We Call It Yule
Try though we might, it is not easy to escape the influence of Christmas in this country. It is easy to become jaded and cynical about it, wondering why it is not the magical time we all experienced as children, wondering how it ever got so commercial. For modern pagans who may still observe the holiday because their families do, it is a confusing time of year; how to celebrate this as a seasonal festival when so many of our associations with this holiday have to do with gifts, food and merrymaking? Even for those who celebrate this day as the birth of Christ, it must be difficult to stay focused on that significance, with the tinsel and shopping and office parties and the newest toys for kids clouding their vision. I for one find that cynicism abounds at this time of year, and that many adults dread the "holidays" because of family issues and stresses that seem to become more pronounced. The emphasis on having a picture-perfect "Martha Stewart" style celebration is a set-up for dis
A Very Stupid Racist
jru12 (~~~`fruit cake 4 u~~) M United States rude etnic african negro's created @ 2007-12-13 19:25:14 -- expires in: 23 hr [FRIENDS] my o my, i'm going to vent, rant, rave, if you don't like it, your more than wellcome to say so..........the nappy ass fucking ethnic's need to be with there own people, there rude, disscusting, nasty, non-respectfull people as in general, have no manner's, are loud, don't mind at all if they but in line........."""BUT I DO!as far as i'm concerned they need to have there own inviroment.[jungle], that act like wild monkey's, let there children run like cockroaches in the middle of the night...then when they get to the cash register, they deside to try on there clothing to see if it fit's!!1 that's right holding up the line now because were not sure of the color.......''''GET THE FUCK TO THE BACK OF THE BUS WHERE YOU BELONG!''''........I;M DONE..[I THINK] Comments on this mumm: SexyTexasCouple (UrBootym
So tonight is the start of the meteor shower, tonight and tomorrow night. I've seen 7 meteors so far. Tomorrow night you are supposed to see Gemini next to Mars. Where Mars is I haven't a clue but I'll be looking for it. Go watch it it's really neat.
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Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
Sometimes in life we come across days in ourlives that really make no sense. Either that or we just have to much spare time on our hands to think straight maybe. Kinda had one of those days today. ive just been blah all day and bored outa my skull. Almost felt like im totally alone in life and man did that feeling suck ass. So many decisions ive made over my lifetime and so little progress it seems. Does it ever seem like the desicions you make in life seem right at the time but the next day seem so wrong for some odd ball reason or another? Guess im just confused as always. It seems the simple pleasures in life are no longer enough to have. We all seem to need more. Makes you sit back and wonder how my kids are gonna take ahold on this already screwed up world we live in. Well i guess thats just whats been pondering in my head today. If you cant understand it , i wouldnt try to. It comes out scrambled just like it does in my head so no worries if you dont understand what ive w
History Of Imbolc
Imbolc pronounced "IM-bulk" or "EM-bowlk" and derived from the Gaelic word "oimelc" which means "ewes milk". Also may derive from a word meaning "In The Belly," which is a reference to the womb of Mother Earth. Also called Oimealg ("IM-mol'g), Candlemas, Imbolg, Brigit's Day, St. Lucy's Day, Feast of Brighid, Oimealg, Imbolgc Brigantia, Imbolic, Disting (Teutonic, Feb 14th), Lupercus, Candlelaria, The Festival of Lights, or the Feast of the Virgin.. Imbolc Written and/or Compiled by Dawn Thebarge Hill all rights reserved This cross quarter holiday and Greater Sabbat is celebrated by most Pagan traditions on February 2, although some groups celebrate on February Eve. It marks the center point of the dark half of the year and is the festival of the Maiden because from this day to March 21st, it is her season and a time for the earth to prepare for growth and renewal.From Samhain to Bride (pronounced BREED) the Celts observed a time called "the period of the little
Quote About Love 3
What do you do when the only one that can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry? - Unknown
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We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved
Another Elimination Show Down !!!
WILDCAT Presents ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞® @ fubar The Elimination Show Down !!! It's All About Survival !! Get People to bomb and rate your opponent as much as possible,giving them the highest rates and comments to eliminate them from the game. Last One Left IS The True Survival. Heres how it works 1. IF YOU THING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE CONTEST TAKE IT TO A BOUNCER,IF I RECEIVE A MESSAGE OR IF YOU COME TO MY SHOUT BOX WITH ANY DRAMA,YOU'LL BE ELIMINATED IMMEDIATELY,NO FURTHER DISCUSSION ABOUT IT. WE ARE ADULTS,AND YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE TO WIN THIS CONTEST IF YOU KEEP YOUR FOCUS ON YOURSELF ONLY AND FORGET ABOUT OTHERS. 2. CONTESTANTS MUST BE SALUTED - Level 5 or Higher to enter 3. Bombers Must Also Be Saluted & Friend - Level three or Higher to comment Bomb 4. Anyone may Rate photos 5. ONCE Contest starts No New Entries 6. Once Contest Starts I will add people as I see them I do have to sleep. 7. My Blocked List Will Be Cleared With The
History Of Ostara
Ostara Pronounced: Oh-stare-ah Oh-STAR-a From the name of the Goddess Eostre and her celebration Eostara that takes place the first full moon after the Equinox Also called: Lady Day, Alban Eiler (Druidic), Eostara (Teutonic), Oestara, Eostra, Eos (Greek), Alban Eilir (Druidic), Spring Equinox, Vernal Equinox, Summer Finding (Asatru), Naw Ruz (Persian New Year), Alban Elfed, Festival of Trees, No Ruz, Ostra, Rites of Spring Ostara History Lore Traditions and Customs Date: On or around March 21 Once again, night and day stand in perfect balance, with the powers of light on the ascendancy. The God of Light now wins a victory over his twin, the god of darkness. Ostara is a fertility festival celebrating the birth of Spring and the reawakening of life from the Earth. At the moment of the Vernal Equinox night and day stand in perfect balance, with light on the increase The energies of Nature subtly shift from the sluggishness of Winter to the exuberant expansion of Sp
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Those who really love you Won`t hurt you And if they do, They can see it in your eyes And it hurts them, too. -unknown
Dr Hook Song That States The Way Of The World
Girls have it made Girls have more fun Girls have their way To get lovers anytime they want Anytime she needs some lovin' Anytime she just gives a sign It won't take her long to find a man to oblige Guys got to plot Guys got to plan Guys got to lie, cheat, steal Do anything he can Anything to get her to love him Anything to make her agree That's the way it's been since Adam and Eve Girls can get it anytime they want Girls can get it where a man often won't Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then A woman gets it faster than any man can Girls can get it anytime they like Girls can get it a fact of life If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light We all look for love Somewhere, sometime Girls find it first They find it morning, noon and night And it's a wonder of nature, eighth wonder of the world That a man's got to chase her if he's gonna get the girl Oh, when a woman wants
Just About Done
I have a myspace account that I never even check any more, because it's just so dead. You page just sits there. A friend got me hooked on fubar and the reason I liked it so well is I could post stuff I wrote or photos and dozens of people would see it, some would even enjoy it. That pretty much ended Sunday when the alerts here changed. Now the alert box has become so cluttered that people have shut theirs off and I can't blame them! What good does it do to get an alert that "friend john commented on his friend..." or "friend john commented on blog..."??? The change was not well thought out at all and the only thing it accomplished was putting more traffic in the mumms. I was talking to three friends tonight and no mater how they had their profiles set, they did not get alerts from me. And the worse part is, I am the kind of guy who likes to help where i can, but god forbid you are against any change, good or bad, or you get labeled a trouble maker, whiner, or retard, which is reall
fubar is fun to mess around with isn't it? i mean yea we all have our trolls and then we have the people we chat with whom are groovy, but seriously. thanks to all my people who are cool!
Lingerie Contest Update!
hey all :) hope everyone had a great week! i for one am looking forward to the weekend, cause i actually get 2 days off in a row! woo hoo! this after working 8 days straight :P. anyhow in case you didnt in a contest!! its RATES ONLY. so there is no bombing needed for this one :) if there happens to be a tie in rates...winner will be determined by rating average. :) if you dont know what that means just pm me and ill explain :) so...heres how it goes...FIRST YOU HAVE TO ADD THE HOST! THIS IS A NSFW CONTEST; WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE TO ADD HIM TO VOTE! i know i know...most guys dont want to add another guy...well dont worry! as soon as you vote, you can delete him! heres the link to his profile. :) Contest Is Open! I'll Be Back Later To Add Those Who Want To Rate.@ fubar after you add him, and he accepts your this next link to vote for meeeee! please help me if you can! contest ends tomorrow @ 10pm central time :) im only 2 votes
Land Of Illusion
It is amazing to me the bullshit people are full of. Okay, so someone blows smoke up your ass (Men, Women, Friends, Bosses ETC) making you think they appreciate you more than anything. Compliments and kind words and in a sense some sort of friendship. You really think this is all a good thing right? You feel comfortable telling them things and sharing a bit of yourself with another Human being in what ever context it is... Then after this person gets what they want...that is it. *POOF* Like you don't exist anymore. There you someone stole a piece of you. That empty feeling. They walk away with what ever they stole from you..Love, money, work, friendship..and you feel like a piece of shit. Karma my friends....for every time my heart feels this way I know it will come back to them 10 fold. For those of you who are just awesome to me..I really appreciate it. I know I am sometimes socially handicapped...but I do appreciate you. For those of you who find joy in hurtin
History Of Beltane
History and Meaning of Beltane Peacock knot (Beltane – May Day) Kipling: Oh,do not tell the Priest of our plight, Or he would call it a sin; But we have been out in the woods all night, A-conjuring Summer in! Beltane officially begins at moonrise on May Day Eve (April 30), and marks the beginning of the second half of the ancient Celtic year. It is the beginning of the Mother's rule, and is one of the two most important Sabbats of the year. This is the compliment of Samhain, or All Hallow's Eve, the other time in the year that the veil between the Earth and the Otherworld is thinnest. At Samhain the Otherworld visits us, at Beltane we can visit the Otherworld. All fires were extinguished on the eve of Beltane. This is one of the fire festival at which Balefires would be started across the country with a new fire that had been started by the Druid. All hearths would be rekindled with the fre
Demon Crew Family~revised Membership Rules And Guidelines
IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE RULES: 1. We are a BOMBING FAMILY, therefore, if you are not serious about bombing in contests, then there is no reason to join our family. 2. If you don't bomb in other members' contests, then don't expect others to bomb your contest. 3. If you are in a contest and don't bomb yourself,then other members will not bomb your contest. 4. You need to notifiy me BEFORE you enter a contest. That way, we can ensure that we have enough support to help you win your contest. 5. If you are in a contest BEFORE you join the family,you may not have complete family support in that contest. 6. If you are a new member and enter a contest within 30 days of joining the Family, you may not receive complete family support. 7. If you do not bomb in contests or rate other members pics and/or stash, then you may be removed from the Family. All current members and interested parties, please make sure you read and understand these rules and
Tell Me This Won't Happen To Me!!
COOL Quote: "I've often thought that the process of aging could be slowed down if it had to go through Congress." ~ George Bush ( Man - I can't believe I'm quoting Bush...but, it is funny... ) Bonus Cool Quote: "Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young." ~ Henry Ford Joke of the Week: FAMILY Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses, "Was I going up the stairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful, knock on wood." She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." Bonus Jokes 911 An elderly F
History Of Litha "summer Solstice"
Summer Solstice History of the sabbat of Litha A brief history of Litha, ways in which it is celebrated and a correspondence list of herbs, incense and deities and gemstones. In the Pagan Celtic year, there are four major Sabbats or harvest festivals and four lesser Sabbats, also known as solar festivals. Litha is one of the lesser Sabbats and is also known as Summer Solstice, Midsummer, Gathering Day and Vestalia. Typically celebrated on June 21st, Litha is the longest day of the year and a time when the sun reaches its apex in the sky. It is considered the mid-point of summer, which begins with Beltane on May 1st and ends with Lughnasadh on August 1st. In many Pagan traditions Litha is seen as the time when the Oak King, who represents the waxing year, is triumphed over by the Holly King who represents the waning year. The two are actually one God, the Horned God, but the Holly King is seen as the growing youth while the Oak King is seen as the wise and mature man. The G
i do believe i know what destruction i want on my skin in memory of my momma it will be a nikon f2.... it was my mothers favorite camera.... im gonna get it front view with her reflection in the lens word
History Of Lughnasadh
Lughnasadh is the beginning of the grain harvest, and the harvest season in general. The importance of grain to life is depicted in almost every pantheon on Earth. The preparation of the grain is symbolic of the life cycle. The growth, havest, and sown seed directly mirrors the life, death and rebirth of all life. The day of the festival was originally on the first day of harvest, even if it varied from year to year. Alternately, when the sun reaches 15 degrees Leo, usually around August 5th, Old Lammas was celebrated. The most common name is Lammas, meaning “loaf-mass,” taken from Anglo-Saxon dialects, while Lughnasadh means “The funeral games of Lugh,” referring to the games he hosted in honor of His foster-mother Tailltiu. At Lughnasadh, the Wheel of the Year begins to shift from growing time to harvest time. The subtle changes of the waning sun that occurred at Summer Solstice becomes more evident as the balance of day and night seem to shift more dramatically. The slight seaso
I'm getting my son for a few weeks, but I need your help leveling so I can post more pics soon!
My Ass Thinks I'm Funny...
->Mr. Horny: ->Mr. Horny: ¿Sabe usted que su hermana tiene los cangrejos? Mr. Horny: In english please ->Mr. Horny: ¿Por qué me ridiculiza usted y me contesta en inglés? Mr. Horny: I do not speak Spanish ->Mr. Horny: Quiero un furburger grande Mr. Horny: I do not speak Spanish...sorry ->Mr. Horny: ¿Tiene usted herpes? ->Zera: ¿Tiene usted herpes?
History Of Mabon
History of Mabon Mabon is very much like Thanksgiving. Most of the crops have been reaped and abundance is more noticeable than ever! Mabon is the time when we reap the fruits of our labor and lessons, both crops and experiences. It is a time of joy, to celebrate that which is passing (for why should we mourn the beauty of the year or dwindling sunlight?), looking joyously at the experience the year has shared with us. And it is a time to gaze into the bright future. We are reminded once again of the cyclic universe; endings are merely new beginnings. Since it is the time of dying sun, effort is also made to celebrate the dead with joyous remembrance. It is considered taboo to pass a burial site and not honor the dead. Natural energies are aligned towards protection, wealth, prosperity, security, and boosting self-confidence. Any spells or rituals centered around balance and harmony are appropriate. The tale of Mabon (Modron), the Welsh God, (the "great son of the great mother
This Is For That Girl
you know you really piss me off.... 1. NO ONE on line knows syn better then i to even think i am dumb enuff to pull that shit is beyond me. why so he can get pissed and never talk to me again..... 2.KARMA baby.... bites ya in the ass everytime... dont sit back and act all fuckin innocent cuz you know damn well you arent.. Im not sayin i was or i wasnt sleepin with him..really i dont give a shit if you were his "gf" you dont need to or deserve to know....what i do or did is none of your buisness or anyone elses... 3.What gives you the right to say the mean things about me that you did? Dont be hating me cuz YOU were stupid enuff to fall for a man who lived 1000 miles away from you and was friends with me... I never called you any of the mean things you have called me..and dont sit there and act like you dont know what i am talkin about cuz we both know you do.... get over yourself cuz shit girl you aint all that.... believe that!!! now to you dude...... I gave you ever
Getting Better
It turns out that things are now turning for the better, Lot more sunny days instead of stormy weather. Everything seems brighter now especially through my eyes, No more contemplate worring on when will i demise. But grabbing life by the horns and never letting go, And not worrying about a thing just ride with the flow. Yes things are a little better now..........just thought that you should know.
History Of Samhain ...........
Samhain is an ancient Pagan Celtic tradition and the time of year when the veil between this world and the world of the dead is at its very thinnest. At this time, the spirits of the dead traditionally mingle with the living. Celts believed that the very presence of these spirits could be used to help make predictions about the future. Samhain means "the end of summer" and is also known as Shadowfest, Old Hallowmas, Martinmas, Hallowmas, the Witch's New Year, Third Harvest, Day of the Dead, Celtic New Year, Festival of Pamona, Santos and Celtic Winter. This time of year represents the final harvest before the arrival of winter. Samhain makes its auspicious appearance each year on October 31st in this hemisphere and on May 1st in the Southern Hemisphere. It is now that the Dark Lord will pass into the Underworld and be re-born again at Yule. Ancient Celts divided the year into two seasons -- the light season and the dark season. Beltane on May 1st was the start of the light sea
Riddle Me This...
Riddle me this... lol. Because to me it truly is. After carefully staying away from anything that may or possibly turn into or be love it has finally happened. DAMNIT. A man I have been seeing on and off (we are both really busy) for just over a year has confessed his love for me while in the heat of makin' out. It went something like this.. "I love you, " he said, " and it is ok to say it back. I know you love me too." Feeling oh so vulnerable and emotional and having thought I might have loved him for longer than I knew - I said it back. " I do love you and have for a long time," I replied. DUMBASS!!! Why did I do it. I mean, its out there and I can't take it back and I can't stop feeling what I feel because he said it to me. So now, a week and one day after the "L" word was exchanged, I still have not seen or heard from him. What the FUCK? I mean, this is so my luck. This is why sex is just sex and a date is just a date. This is why I will probably never get married and be single fo
I've been distant, I know. I started a new job a couple of months ago, and I'm not adjusting well. Actually, I hate it. So, I've been trying to make it work for me until I can get a better one. I've been going to work, and passing out early. I miss my friends, and I hope you are all doing well. I didn't forget about you!! P.S. This snow is killing me already!!! xoxo Myspace Comments
+spoiled Children
Ok, time to vent y'all : I keep getting messages from people lightening their friend's list load. That's cool, I don't mind being deleted, but sometimes the reasoning is lame...and childish if not hurtful. Why should our 'friendship' depend on whether or not I talk to YOU first? Is that how you are with all of your friends? The only way you and your homies get to know eachother is if THEY open the lines of conversation first and are incredibly aggressive with you? If so, when are you going to grow up and join the real world, hmm? I remember having to do that for the little KIDS I would tutor after school awhile back. Some of them were SO shy, I had to MAKE a kid go up to another and say 'Hi'.(That's all it takes! Just fvcking say "Hi".) Now I'm realizing how much that hindered them maybe, I should've been like : "Bobby, I know it's hard, but if you want to be friends with Billy, why don't you go up to him and ask him what's going on?"
Marine Night Before Christmas
The MARINES Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, he lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of plaster & stone. I had come down the chimney, with presents to give, and to see just who in this home did live. As I looked all about, a strange sight I did see, no tinsel, no presents, not even a tree. No stocking by the fire, just boots filled with sand. On the wall hung pictures of a far distant land. With medals and badges, awards of all kind, a sobering thought soon came to my mind. For this house was different, unlike any I'd seen. This was the home of a U.S. Marine. I'd heard stories about them, I had to see more, so I walked down the hall and pushed open the door. And there he lay sleeping, silent, alone, Curled up on the floor in his one-bedroom home. He seemed so gentle, his face so serene, Not how I pictured a U.S. Marine. Was this the hero, of whom I’d just read? Curled up in his poncho, a floor for his bed? His head was cl
Women No Guys
if we meet what would you do a.shake hands b. kiss c. hug were would you want to go a. to a movie b. for a walk c. stay at my place d. eat sothing and talk if we went my place to wach movies a. would you sit on the couch with me b.sit somewere else if we went to a movie store a. would you just want your movies b. share and each get 3 c. don,t go a see whats on tv if you were with a man and it snowed that night a.would you get a motel b. stay but sleeep on the couch c. stay with me so i could keep you warm do you like a man to sleeep in a.nothing b. boxers c.don't care
Now This Is A Story.. Worth Telling
NOW THIS IS A STORY WORTH TELLING. THIS STORY EXEMPLIFIES GUN CONTROL AS IT SHOULD BE. Shooting in Butte, Montana Shotgun preteen vs. illegal alien Home Invaders; Butte Montana November 5th. Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home. It seems these crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a bl
All I Want
is to make new friend's on here
Halibut Pecante
1 1/4 Lb Halibut Fillet -- about 1″ thick 1 1/2 Tbs Butter ------Sauce------- 1/3 Cup Roasted Pecans -- coarsely crumbled by 2 Tbs Raspberry Vinegar 2 Tbs Balsamic Vinegar 2 Tbs Roast Garlic -- peeled and pulped 1 Tsp Soy Sauce 1/4 Cup Dry Muscadine Wine 1 Pinch Nutmeg 1 Pinch Salt Heat butter in frying pan until foaming subsides, reduce heat to medium to medium low and fry fish five minutes per side, being careful when you turn it not to break it up. While fish is frying, combine sauce ingredients. When fish is done, remove to plates or serving platter. Deglaze pan with the sauce, stirring briskly until it begins to thicken just slightly. Pour sauce decorously over the fish, and serve. NOTES: Other mild, tasty vinegars could be substituted.
New Tattoo
So tomorrow (12/14) I am getting my second tattoo. It is going to be a pirate skull with my gamer tag on it (Same name as this). I'm excited and scared. I know what to expect but it will on my shoulder/bicep instead of back/shoulder like last time. This is my Christmas present from my hubby. Not tottaly sure how it will look yet since I'm letting my artist actual y create part of it himself. I trust him so it's all good. Can't wait.
A husband wakes up with a huge hangover the night > after a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and > the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water > on the bedside table. And, next to them, a single red rose! The husband > sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and > pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, > spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes > when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom > mirror and notices a note on the table: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, Love > you! He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, > there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the > table, eating. The husband asks, Son... what happened last > night?! Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of > your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway
Grilled Marinated Seafood
2 c Olive oil 1/2 c Fresh lemon juice 2 tb Chopped fresh dill 1/8 c Fresh horseradish 1/8 c Dijon mustard -Salt and freshly ground -black pepper to taste 1 lb Fresh salmon fillet, -boneless, skinless 1 lb Fresh tuna 1 lb Fresh swordfish 1 lb Large shrimp, peeled and -deveined 20 Long bamboo skewers Make two marinades as follows: Place 1 cup of the olive oil and 1/4 cup of lemon juice in each of two bowls. Add the dill to the first bowl and the horseradish and mustard to the other. Add salt and pepper to both marinades. Cut the salmon, tuna and swordfish into 1/2 by 1/2 by 2 inch pieces. Place the salmon and the swordfish in the horseradish-mustard marinade and the shrimp and tuna in the dill marinade for about 30 minutes. While the seafood marinates, soak the bamboo skewers in cold water. Thread the sea
Wiccan Script...
Remeber The Promise You Made..
If I laid down my love To come to your defense Would you worry for me With a pain in your chest? Could I rely on your faith to be strong To picked me back up and to push me along? Tell me You'll be there in my hour of need You won't turn me away Help me out of the life I lead Remember the promise you made Remember the promise you made If I gave you my soul For a piece of your mind Would you carry me with you To the far edge of time? Could you understand if you found me untrue Would we become one, or divided in two Please tell me You'll be there in my hour of need You won't turn me away Help me out of the life I lead Remember the promise you made Remember the promise you made Could I rely on your faith to be strong To pick me back up and to push me along Please tell me You'll be there in my hour of need You won't turn me away Help me out of the life I lead Remember the promise you made Remember the promise you made
Grilled Pompano With Smoked Tomato And Balsam
4 2-lb pompano-cleaned, gutted : ****** Tomato & Balsamic : Vinaigrette ***** 4 lg tomatoes, red ripe 1/2 bn onion -- minced 1 TB basil chiffonade 3 oz 12 year old balsomic : vinegar : salt : pepper Make 1/2-inch deep slits 2-inches apart on both sides of the pompano. Smoke for 1 hour at 200 degrees. Remove pompano from smoker and lightly oil and season with salt and pepper. Grill pompano for 7 minutes on each side. Serve with vinaigrette.
Garlic Shrimp And Scallops
1 t Olive oil 2 tb Slivered garlic 1/2 ts Crushed red pepper flakes 1/2 lb Lg shrimp, peeled, deveined 1/2 lb Bay scallops 1/2 ts Paprika 4 tb Chicken broth 1 t Fresh lime juice 1/2 c Finely chopped fresh -italian parsley Salt and pepper In a large heavy skillet, heat the oil over medium heat. Add the garlic and saute until it begins to brown. Remove the garlic with a slotted spoon and set aside. Add the pepper flakes to the skillet and increase the heat to medium high. Add the garlic, shrimp, scallops, and paprika. Saute for 1-2 minutes, stirring constantly. Add the chicken broth and cook for 1 minute. Remove the shrimp and scallops with a slotted spoon, place on a platter; set aside and keep warm. Add the lime juice,
Fried Oysters Wrapped In Bacon
2 servings 12 ea FRESH, SHUCKED OYSTERS (IN A 1/4 c OYSTER LIQUOR (FROM JAR) 1 ea BAY LEAF 1 ts WORCHESTERSHIRE SAUCE 4 ea SLICES (1/2 OZ. EACH) LEAN, 1/2 c UNBLEACHED WHITE FLOUR (IN A 2 ea EGGS (BEATEN IN A SMALL BOWL 1 c BREAD CRUMBS 2 c OIL (FOR FRYING) 12 ea TOOTHPICKS (FOR WRAPPING BAC In a 1 quart saucepan, on a medium flame, poach oysters in oyster liquor with bay leaf and Worchestershire (about 2 minutes, until the edges of the oysters curl). Remove oysters from liquor and set aside. Discard liquor. Cut bacon strips in thirds. Wrap each oyster with bacon and fasten with a toothpick. Roll in flour, dip in eggs, and then roll in bread crumbs. Heat oil in a 9 inch skillet. When oil smokes, reduce heat and fry oysters for 5 minutes. Drain on paper bag and serve immediately.
What A D-bag
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The Watcher's Happy Hour
Hey Everyone! The Watcher is having a Happy Hour Friday 12-14 at 9 pm cst, 7pm pst, 10 pm est. Lets rock this Happy Hour and help him get to his next level Insider.
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Wiccan Rede
When The Moon Hits Your Eye...
COOL Quote: "Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." ~ Buddha Bonus Cool Quote: "You've got the sun, you've got the moon, and you've got the Rolling Stones." ~ Keith Richards Joke of the Week: E-MOONS We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where: :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) :-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass that's been around (_x_) kiss my ass (_X_) leave my ass alone (_zzz_) a tired ass (_E=mc2_) a smart ass (_$_) Money coming out of his ass (_?_) Dumb Ass Bonus Jokes Indian Message To The Moon When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his son were herding sheep and came across the space crew. The old m
Thank You :)
I tried to thank everyone individually, but in case I (accidentally) missed someone, I wanted to give a giant, collective thank you to everyone who sent me birthday wishes and gifts. I had a wonderful day and friends like all of you made it even more special :D It means a lot to me ***Hugs*** :)
Fu Bucks Again
I Love These Peeps
These are my best friends here on Fubar I love each one of them dearly...I guarentee if you take the time to check them out Add Fan and Rate them as well you will see exactly why I love them so much... My Bestest Friend Trell...Sexxymamma's BFF----justagirl is my bodyguard@ fubar My Fu Mistree and Best Friend Peachykeenjellyb©*Tiffy'sFuWifey*HeadGreet@AfterHours*SexxyMammasFulover*@ fubar My Undercover Lovers(I wish :P) Ðj Frëëky @ AftërHǒurs♥ŠybërMilës♥RL G/F & Fû-fiåñcë♥Phyre Approvedϖ@ fubar and SyberMile ~ Freeky's Fu Fiance@ fubar She's soooo Hawt Tiffy*Peachykeenjellyb'sFuWifey*@ fubar This man is Always making us laugh gotta love him K E N O.........F&H Head Cap'n@ fubar Her name says it All Ecuadorian Goddess-Fan Before You Add--After Hours Greeter---Sgt.Raider Fu-Wife@ fubar This has been brought to you by none other then... Sexxymamma~♥~FuBaЯ'sAfte®HoursGreeter~Fu Mistress2Peachykeenjel
I want a new name but has no idea what . Come on guys help me think of one
A cold December sweeps through my heart snow is falling river's are covered with ice and the lifeless earth beneath me a slight breeze and i am slowly turning to frostbite there are no longer any leaves to keep me warm and no water to quench my thirst no shelter i can provide all of my barriers that protect me have finaly fallen i'm no good for any living thing a slight snap a twinge in my soul the sharpest pain in my side i tumble over into my river my weight breaking through the ice slowly i crumble the weight to much to bear the river carries me away to escape or to die By C. Adams
the pressure of life is getting to me. what do i do, what can i do. nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the responsibilities that are tying me down.Straining my brain, breaking my back just to figure out a way out of this mess i call my life. is there a way? Some say suicide, but fuck that. im not rotting in hell to solve this. others say run. Run where? Home. yeah that will work.not. and the few, the few i call friends say stay, fight it. So hard, being pulled in a hundred different ways.I need to rest, but cant sleep. I keep digging this abyss of a hole called debt and trouble. it keeps getting deeper and deeper. I can no longer see the top. Its dark all around, im scared, but dont show it. I cry but dont tear. i cause pain for my friends because im going crazy. i need out. Maybe a rope will appear and i can climb out. maybe i will grow up.
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Think Of Heroes, Living And Dead,
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Jus
Apology For Simmer
i am sorry i insulted you and for the comments. can u please unblock me so i can apologize to you. i promise to be nice
The Number For Kids To Call Santa
about 2 or 3 weeks ago i seen a bulletin with an 800 # that people could call and let their kids hear a message from santa starting on the 13th counting down the 12 days of christmas. well i tried calling it tonight for my 4 year old to hear. all i got when i called 1-800-972-6242 is this: "were sorry your call can not be completed as dialed". so i went on a wild goose chase to see if maybe i had wrote the number wrong and if i get the right number. well i found out that the number was indeed right and then also found this...... The reason you can no longer call Santa, is because this was a small company's 800# that they set up for their employees children. Unfortunately it got out, is all over the web, and the phone bill is huge. They had to disconnect it. It may be free to us, but someone has to pay for the 800#.
Name Change?
ok wants to change my name on here , too many wildcats around , so far with the help of a few friends we came up with some names and im sure a few more of you have some awesome ideas , anyhow gonna list the names we have thought of so far .... which ones do you like? or do you have a better suggestion? FabulousNThickBBW SweetThickness P.H.A.T~Pretty Hot And Thick Thyck~A~Lishious Thickilicious Topaz
Message From Santa.
Dear Friends. I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together a
New Lounge... Hiring...
Hey friends I am trying to open a lounge... if anyone would like to help... or would like a position pls come and let me know... here is the link for the lounge.... ps... anything help will be appreciated....muah
Symbols And There Meaning........
There are many symbols associated with Wicca and modern neopagan belief systems. Some of the most universal Neopagan symbols include: The pentacle, a pentagram within a circle, is the most recognizable symbol of Wicca. The pentacle represents the integration of body and spirit, and the spiritual mastery of the four elements. The pentacle is used in a number of Wiccan rituals, and as a Grade sign in Gardnerian and other traditions. The pentacle is often worn as a symbol of recognition amongst practitioners, especially those who practice a code of secrecy. (More pentacle history) Hidden pentacles are pentacles disguised in more intricate designs, and may be worn when it is not safe or appropriate to wear a 'standard' pentacle. Many such stylized designs are worn which can be recognized by other believers, but less apparent to outsiders. Sometimes called a 'flower pentacle,' they have a less "occult" look and are less likely to cause problems with non-pagan family or in the workplac
Bye Bye Beautiful
Did you ever hear what I told you Did you ever read what I wrote you Did you ever listen to what we played Did you ever let in what the world said Did we get this far just to feel your hate Did we play to become only pawns in the game How blind can you be, don't you see You chose the long road but we'll be waiting Bye bye beautiful
Are Racialism And Racism To Different Things Or Just A Shiny Coat Of Paint On An Old Ccar?
Long before and ever since Nietzsche proposed the untrustworthiness of one ethnicity (after all there is only one race: homo sapiens sapiens what some people mistakenly call "race" is actually "ethnicity") there have been people who sought to intellectualize racism and racialism as appropriate defenses for one ethnicity's aggression against, or segregation from, another. The relationship between "racism" and "racialism" is complex because the words are at times used synonamously and at other times racialism is distinguished from racism where racialism is considered a political/philosophical agenda where racism is an action. This allows racialists to recruit and defend their position distancing themselves from the violence of racism. In the Oxford distionary "racialism" was first noted in 1907: belief in the superiority of a particular race. "Racism" is first included in 1936: The theory that distinctive human characteristics and abilities are determined by race. Now these were g
~ Rain
My head back, hair wet against my face, I look into the darkness of my closed eyes, as I feel you pour upon me. Touching my face, neck, and shoulders; you cause me to shiver. Every sense within me heightened beyond any scale, I treasure your caress. Arms outstretched, I await your consumption of my being. The glistening you cause upon my flesh, far more intensified by the blinding passion you have instilled within me. Rage, sadness and love; a welcome turmoil. You bring every feeling inside of me to surface. Your sounds, hushing all that surrounds me, causing an awakening calm; arousal of my soul. Your touch becoming softer, I open my eyes to find a glistening, brighter world. A light shines as I watch you fade into the skies, yet again... ~Jess~
God Gave Me An Answer!
God gave me an answer! This blog was written Sunday, April 8, 2007. Ever since February 9th, I have been doing a lot of praying about what to do with my live and my marriage. I want to do the right thing in the eyes of God. I also want to do what I feel is right in my logical ming and my emotional heart. I have had a real delema. I thought that in my situation it was wrong to do what is happening right now in my marriage. I was really upset because I thought I was doing wrong in the eyes of God. I had consulted my Bible and found verses like the following: 1 Corinthians 7:10&11 To the married I , the Lord, give this command: A wife must not separate from her husband. But if she does, she must remain unmarried or else be reconciled to her husband. And a husband must not divorce his wife. Which basically says that if I get divorced that I must remain single for the rest of my life. Not having any romantic relationships and not having any children. The thought of thi
An Irishman walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "What'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, you don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that
Mustard Seed
If you never have a test... you'll never have a testimony! Keep that mustard seed of Faith and let God plant a blessing in your life.
My Marriage And My Husband
My Marriage and My Husband This blog was written on Friday, March 9, 2007. When I got married I thought it would be forever. I never imagined that it would only last three months. I never thought my husband would hit me. I never thought that it would turn out that I married the wrong man. I love my husband. I'm just not in love with my husband. After a lot of tears, soul searching, and prayer I have figured out that he isn't the same man that I fell in love with. We met July 1, 2005. He told me he loved me after only a week. We made love for the first time after ten days. December 23, 2005 he proposed to me. We set our wedding date for June 23, 2007. Pastor said we had to get married sooner because we were living in sin so we married November 18, 2006. He quit his job in June, 2006. He delivered pizzas a couple nights a week to make money for his truck payment, cell phone bill, and gas. He didn't pay any of the house bills. In the fall of 2006 he got severial temporary jobs
Dark And Goomy
It's Dark and gloomy - some day's it's a feeling thats hard to get rid of I often feel this way.... but not today so no wories - but thought I'd share this Life overwhelms me. Lost in the chaos. Amuck in the mire. Drowning in life. Lonliness prevails. I have heard it said that the song "Heartbreak Hotel" was written by a maid after she found the suicide note of a poor, lost soul. The note simply read, "I walk a lonley road". A simple sentence. A profound message of epic proportion. Quite easy to suffocate on the emptiness of life. Lungs seizing, chest heaving, heart spasming and mind reeling to cope with the mindless reality of it all. Oh, death come quickly, for this one thing I pray. I see no other options, I see no other way. A lonely road indeed. This one statement sums up my life in entirety. I walk a lonely road. An endless road. No hills or byways to change up the view, no roadside parks to "rest for a few". No scenic wonders, no inspiring views. Just ag
You Got To Love This Guy !!!
You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's family & to especially thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed that this was his gift to everyone, & asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with his best friend, the be
Simmer Is A Slut
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Tequila Christmas Cookies
TEQUILA CHRISTMAS COOKIES 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tbsp lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup of nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle of Tequila Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it's best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try Another cup. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just Pry it loose wit h a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila Now shift the lemon ju
The Wolf And Woman
the moon is high ,the night black,the stars shine,she howls,white paws tread softly on the ground,she runs to the top of the green lush hill alone,her eyes searching for her mate,she is the lupa,she howls again,but no return howl does she hear,her fur is whitish gray and it shimmers in the moonlight,she hears something behind her,teeth bared she turns,a low growl erupting from her,she is hunched down ready,her fur sticking up on her back,then she sees a woman walking silently,the wolf backs away and watches,she sees the pain and hopelessness,as the woman looks up into the moon arms raised,the chanting begins,her robe falls to the soft grass,skyclad in the night,only moonlight caressing her body,the wolf watches in wonder,the chant a beautiful melody,the wind picks up,there is fire at the womans fingertips,the sound of a brook in the air,the earth scent carries up around this being,her chant changes as she kneels to the ground,tears in her eyes she sees the wolf,but she fears not,the w
Chocolate Bunnys Train Updated...
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The Lovers
The brillance in the stars,the power in the waves,the magic in the breeze,the light from the moon ,the heavens open,the doors of hell close,scent of lavendar,lil bit of baby powder,softness of the dew wet grass,lovers entwined,beneath the silvery moon,tonights theirs,the low sounds of love,fast breathing,then stops,and all u hear is the sound of the night,then their hearts the beats as one,they are meant,not forbidden.
Jasmine floats on the gentle breeze,she is leaning against the brick wall her knees touching slightly,her hands on top together in a lite grasp,her hair flows,long dark curls caress her shoulders and her back,her eyes green yet brown,changes with her and the light that hits them,her lips curved in a slight smile,her bottom lip a lil fuller almost as if made for pouting,graceful neck plays peek-a-boo with her curls.Sunlight hits the path in spots the trees arent keeping hidden,he walks silently towards her,straight shoulders held back,a proud strong knowing soul,black hair that touches his ears,dark eyes that know far to much beyond his yrs,lips that look as thou he just got thru kissing his lover hard.Laughtor sings thru the air,children playing beyond the brick wall,she turns her head to watch them,he walks toward her pulls her tightly to him,her back against his chest,he whispers in her ear,I love you so much only you,she smiles and turns her face up to his,kisses those beautiful lip
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Laws Of Physics Are Flawed
A Swinburne astrophysicist has leapt another hurdle in the path to proving that our fundamental theories of physics are not what they seem. Dr Michael Murphy is part of a team that has, over recent years, uncovered surprising and controversial evidence suggesting the laws of physics may have been changing through cosmic time. In this latest move, Murphy has debunked a study which claimed to disprove his findings. Murphy’s research into the laws of Nature goes back eight years, and concerns our understanding of electromagnetism, the force of nature that determines the sounds we hear, the light we see, and how atoms are held together to form solids. Through the study of electromagnetism in galaxies ten billion light years away, he has challenged the fundamental assumption that the strength of electromagnetism has been constant through time. “Back in 2001 we published evidence showing a small change in the fine structure constant, the number that physicists use to characterise th
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The Difference Between The Three
What is the difference between paganism, Wicca and witchcraft? Paganism is best defined by what it is not rather than what it is. Paganism is literally hundreds of things, among them Asatru(worship of the Norse Gods), Kemetic/Netjer (worship of the Egyptian Gods), Native American and Australian Aborigine shamanism, Wicca, witchcraft, Voodoo, Afican Native religion, and too many others to fully list here. A pagan is generally defined as a follower of a nature religion that is not part of Christianity, Islam, or Judaism. The word pagan comes from the latin word for country dweller, and was originally used as a derogatory term by the Romans to describe any country "hick" who was unsophisticated or practiced a non-mainstream religion (and incidentally the early Christians were called pagans by the Romans LOL). Wicca is then a subset of paganism. Wicca is a word first used around 50 years ago or so to define a type of religion reconstructed from what is thought to have been practiced by
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No More Snow Please!
I just got home at 8 PM (left work at 4:30). I spent the last hour shoveling snow and now I need to go to bed! So, so tired. I know I am going to be sore tomorrow from all the shoveling.
Smartass Answers Of The Year
How's that for a reaction shot? SMART ASS ANSWER #6 -- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John,seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.' SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead.' SMART ASS ANSWER #3 -- The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said. The kid replied,
A Brief History Of Wicca... More To Come.
What is Wicca Wicca is a new religion based on old world Pagan traditons. Wicca is a religion - an earth-based Pagan religion. Like its African counterparts, Wicca incorporates a magical system into its beliefs but performing magic is not a requirement of the system. Wicca is one of the newest forms of philosophy within the occult community. Its origin was in the late 1930's and was started by a man named Gerald Gardner (1884 - 1964). It has since branched into a wide range of beliefs and practices. The Army Chaplain's Handbook describes Wicca as: Wiccans worship the sacred as immanent in Nature, often personified as Mother Earth and Father Sky. As polytheists, they may use many other names for Deity. Individuals will often choose Goddesses or Gods from any of the world's pantheons whose stories are particularly inspiring and use those Deities as a focus for personal devotions. Similarly, covens will use particular Deity names as a group focus, and the groups
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My First Fubar Blog....
I'm new here(a virgin one might say...BUT always willing to may leave various poems or what not here...Anyone wishing to read and/or comment..feel free(open forum isn't it?).Well that'd be it for now.I think I might be looking around.I like the booze thingy..hahaha.Later E1.....I'm out.
Girlfriend Application
Girlfriend Application Form The following questions are about yourself. Before I start with the questions, here's a little about myself. ************************************************************************ I'm 22, 6'2", 175lbs and muscular. I have a three and a half year old black lab mix named Shadow, I'm a smoker, but I don't drink. I like to take Shadow for long walks, sometimes 5-mile long walks. I currently have one tattoo on each shoulder blade, Semper Fidelis (Always Faithful). I'm not one to cheat, but I will forgive some one who cheats on me once, they get a second chance, but no more. I'm a computer technician and automotive mechanic. Enough with myself, lets move onto you..... ************************************************************************ 1. What do you like about yourself? ________________________________________________________________________ ************************************************************************ 2. What do you NOT like about
The Penis Study
THE PENIS STUDY The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they Concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was To give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their Own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that The reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more Pleasure during sex. Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own Study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of Beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off And hitting himself in the forehead.
My Love My Madness
Well I just woke up from a dream again,Where I dreamed of the girl I loved.She was crying In this dream and all I could do was watched.I was like a ghost In the dream for I couldn't be seen.It was like I was there and yet I wasn't.It didn't last for to long as the alarm clock went off and woke me from my deep sleep with a shaking to my body.Well here my poem: My Love My Madness My love for you Is like a madness It holds sweet joys,and yet a sadness that hurts me deeply at the same time.Visions of you feels my head as I sleep and as I'm awake too.For I know you suffered like I do maybe even more,but my loved for you stills gets me through when I feeling down and beaten.A heartache here and there plague my soul,for I know your time maybe short here.And that the heavens could very well call home at anytime,to a home where I'll never see you again.For my heart Is very afraid of losing you for ever that It tears me Inside to even think of the thought.For I want your
R.i.p. Patchette
So yesterday, Robert and I were supposed to take a very sick Patches to the vet because I thought he wasnt able to...poop...sorry for my choice of words..anyway I started calling vets at 8am yesterday one wanted to see him until 10:45am and that was all the way up in Hazleton...until finally a vet out on forest inn road was going to see him at 10:30am and we wouldnt have to drive that far...only he stopped breathing around 9:30ish and we quickly wrapped him in a towel and ran him up the street to the 3rd street vet..they took him inside, hooked him up to an oxygen machine...and only a few minutes later the nurse came back out of the room and said that patches didnt make it :( We also were told that HE was actually a for the past 9 months Patches should have been called Patchette...poor thing... the vet said it was Congenital heart Failure...she was probably born with it and there was nothing more that i could do to help except the fact that i made sure she
Only One
Message: You. Can. Only. Type. One. Word. Not as easy as you might think. 1. Where is your cell phone ? 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend? 3. Your hair? 4. Work? 5. Your father? 6. Your favorite thing? 7. Your dream last night? 8. Your favorite drink? 10.Where's nine? 11. Your pet? 12. Your fears? 13. What do you want to be in 10 years? 14. Where did you hang out last night? 15. What you’re not good at? 16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? 17. One of your wish list items? 18. Where you grew up? 19. The last thing you did? 20. What are you wearing? 21. What aren’t you wearing? 22. The website (filled with eBay spoofs)? 23. Your computer? 24. Your life? 25. Your mood? 26. Missing? 27. What are you thinking about right now? 28. Your car? 29. Your work? 30. Your summer? 31. Your relationship status? 32. Your favorite color? 33. When is the last time you laughed? 34
New Business Venture
I'm working on taking my photography and trying to start my own business you can check out my webpage for it at J Keniston Photography or e-mail me at or by phone at 207-478-5118 for more information who knows if it will end up going anywhere but i figured what the hell do i have to lose.
A bus load of catholic girls go over a cliff and they all die and go to heaven... they are standing at the pearly gates, and St Peter ask the first girl: Have you ever touched a mans organ She replies yes but just with my finger St Peter says: wash your finger in this holy water and go right in The next girl in line steps forward and St Peter asks: Have you ever touched a male organ? The girl replies yes but only with my hand St Peter says: wash your hand in this Holy water and go right in A girl runs up to the font of the line and asks St Peter if she can go next, ans St Peter asks why The girl says: well if you want me to gargle that holy water i wanna do it before ashley sticks her butt in there
Christmas Is Coming..... Way Too Fast's like what..12 days till that wonderful day of wrapping paper being ripped open. I have NO clue what I'm getting the kids... and sat. I have to shop. Man I hate that feeling.. I would really just rather take them away for a weekend and have a memory they wouldn't forget. Instead... I have a house that is decorated... and the cookie hoarding is starting... all for the day my family comes over to share some good times and gifts. I cherish the good times more than anything. THAT is what makes my christmas. Forget the gifts.... unless of course it's a bottle of Captain Morgan. :o) Happy holiday shopping to all of you.
R U In Love?
If you really like/love someone right now,and you miss them at this moment,and you can't get them out of your head, and you really wanna see them & just cuddle :-) then re-post this titled "r u in love" within one minute and whoever you are missing, and love, will reply 2 u in a heartbeat **BREAK THIS, AND YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST LIFE STARTING IN TWO HOURS COUNTING
Roots Leaves fall one by one. Limbs linger like an appendage, Shade hides me from the sun, This is what you do to prevent damage. This taint of darkness is not a protection, It is a cage and I the mouse. I scurry weak and mild to you affection, You are the fruit, and I the louse. Your overreaching reactors bear fruit like a bearing Some days you give sweet peaches. Other days you serve sour apples with a side of caring I can not swallow the rancid manners you teach and preach. Your subdivisions needle me near Like a wave draws an unsuspecting beach near the ocean. This security will only secure a sense of fear, I’ve learned to despise your display of devotion. When it rains I curl up in your arms, When it snows I climb into your hollowed trunk. I whisper for lightning to show it’s constructed charms, I am the commander who wants to see you sunk. You want me to measure myself by your rings, You want me to shelter myself by your shade, You want me to
When My Heart Felt Low
When my heart felt low By Eric Ethan When my felt low when I took a Christmas tree in This tree has been with me since 4 There were so many memories with that tree and the family gathering And we took care of through out the years this year Is going to be quiet this year just mom, dad and I treated as normal day I dream in my head when it comes time spending Christmas with family and friends in a big party What Christmas would be like if it is real My heart dropped when the Christmas tree left my tuck and ornaments left too, I hope somebody will have a good Christmas this year and may they be bright with delight Strange this year no Christmas cards and no Christmas present under the big bright Christmas tree The END
The one downside to my trip was how short it was. Australia is a big country and the Great Barrier reef is the largest living organism on the planet. Two weeks just can't do either justice. What I did would have been the equivilent of coming to the US, spending two days in NYC, go to a broadway show, then fly to Vegas. Spend a week backpacking the Grand Canyon, going back to Vegas for a night and then fly home and say you have seen the USA. I'd recommend Australia to anyone who can afford it. Yeah, the flight sucks. And the 40 hour day on the way back with 30 in transit is pretty bizarre. Thank god for Ambien. But given a chance to go back I will. THere is too much else to explore and see both diving and on land not to.
Could I Get Some?
could i get some sign pix? you all know you wanna
For Women On The Verge Of Breaking Up
with their boyfrineds or are thinking about leaving his sorry ass.their is one way how you can hurt a guy emotionally, ladies. if you really wanna get back at him. if you really wanna know then you have to hit me up in the shoutbox.
Big News For Dvd...........
We have been some good slots on the next two acts.....DVD & Thedownside @ nbt 28th dec.. their returne to the tavern!......COLUMBIA'S HOTTEST TATTOO CONTEST (1st Annual) DVD & Neverbetter @ Headliners 25th jan 08! Both showes will be somthing to rember.........And both showes have more than one killer band.....This is Columbia 'South Carolina' at its best......Thanks to every one who reads this.....If your around town....hope to see yall!!!!!!!!
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,people from Kentucky, Tennessee, western Maryland & Pennsylvania, as well as West Virginia will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS . And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a " BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY" 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes " VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a " LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is " OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does
Getting Pulled Over
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am.... could I see your drivers license...?" "What's a license???" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it "Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop. "Registration..... what's that?" asked the blonde. "It's usually in your glove compartment," said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration. "I'll be back in a minute," said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration. After a few moments, the dispatc
Can You Handel It?
Topic....Oral Sex. Ok things are going to warm up so pay attention.... He should start with kissing her tummy working his way to her thigh's then with your tongue start with long strokes nice and slow to the tip of your tongue - like your licking an ice-cream take your time and make sure to explore slowly drawl her lips into your mouth and tease them with your tongue. Then move to her c.l.i.t once again long strokes with your tongue then switch to the tip circle it then lightly flick it with the tip of your tongue every so often increase then pressure then pull back watch for her reactions closely. Next take her c.l.i.t into your mouth gently suck on it as you circle it all around over the top with your tongue. Now is where you can be a little playful she at this point should be getting closer and closer this is where you can pull back a little allow your warm breath envelope c.l.i.t.o.r.i.s - kiss her tummy slowly and passionately – allow her to anticipate what is co
Please Leave Me Comments!!
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It's That Time Of Year
I work as an international tracking specialist for a shipping company and it's the time of year when I get screamed at by almost every caller...I understand that people want their packages but it IS Christmas season after all....delays happen. I love hearing that I'm going to be sued...that I'm useless...and heaven forbid, that I'm a stupid f'in bitch.....wish to God that people would understand that I'm only a middle man.....
Twas The Night Before Christmas ....please Feel Free To Copy This And Repost It Everywhere
Want To Win Free Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, & Seether Tickets?!
Whats up BenHeads!Its that time again. Traumatic Thursdays starts at 7pm eastern tonight on Cage Rattle Radio! Freddie will be giving away FREE tickets to ANY show of your choice during our upcoming Spring 2008 dates with Three Days Grace and SeetherSo click the banner to head over to and click listen live for the chance to win a pair of tickets to our show!Also feel free to add the CageRattle Radio Myspace Tonight between 9 and 10 PM EST Freddie will be giving away a pair of tickets to any show in the upcoming Spring tour. You choose the show and Freddie will give you the tickets. He may also give you a chance to meet and hang with Breaking Benjamin! Then starting next week he will give away 2 pairs of tickets for the first show in the tour, then the next week will be the next show, and so on until he has given tickets away for every show.
A Very Noggle Xmas
Xmas Shopping
Annoying Girls
Fubar T-shirt
Sorry sweethearts, I'm not really leaving, but I wanted to get you in here!! :) Who loves Miss Emily Gail enough to buy her a Fubar T-shirt for Christmas???? Pwwwwweeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzz?!?!?! How can you deny this face??? Here's the deal:
Q & A With Jolie Renee
Get At Me!
My Honey
Feeling Melancoly!
I thought I had the emotion covered up, but everyone around me keeps asking if I am alright. I just tell them it is my allergies. In part it is, but not totally. My life could be very much different. I gave up things and also had things ripped from me that would have torn up a weaker person. I keep things well hidden behind the walls I have built. I grew up knowing that people will take something from your life and twist it like a knife and cut you to pieces. Even my closest friends don't know what lies deep within these walls of my soul.
Post (first Segment)
1. Through deserts of glass, And cities pummeled into so much trash, Where things crawl in new shapes, And odd vines choke the decrepit earth, I will find you and love you In the middle of a crater. I will love you on a bed of bones.
Too Funny! "she Freakin Blocked Me"
She Freakin Blocked Me
Hole-gold Dust Woman
-------------------------------- Brunette beauty makes bobby bashful.
Tada--mr. Bingle
Update Of ?!?!?!?!?!?!
ok....sooo yeah this is an update of the last blog..... got to work fine.... had to pull over on the highway twice cause my car was acting that badly.... well after work.... i got out early because of the pending snow storm i brought it to the garage.... the ride there was FUN! sort of;.... my car should deffinately had not been on the road..... well.... got there and doug took my car in and came out.... his first words out of his mouth was... im amazed your tire didnt just fall off.... apparently you could push the wheel with one finger and it would just sway back and fourth..... it started out as a small problem.... then that problem completely took out my axle...wonderful.... my breaks were gone and i need 4 new tires... but i am now at my dads for the night and hopefully will have my car back fixed in the mornin
Darkness is a forever if not longer. But how can one tell? Light is the counterpart of Darkness, You can't have one with out the other as you know. You have lightness in your soul and darkness in your heart. If the light go out of your soul the darkness will enter your soul then what will you do ?
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..... Why does it have to Suck so much?? Why is it that we always lose the Great things that come to us in life?? And why do ppl feel the need to tear us down?? Is it just because they need to put someone down so they can feel higher than us?? Do they need to make our life a living hell because they think we shouldn't be happier than them?? No wonder Humans are such animals... No wonder I hate Life... No wonder.
Being In Love
being in love is the best and worst thing in the world, but although my heart is broken right now by absolutely believe in it, let me know if you do too. I refuse to get jaded because of other people and I refuse to lose hope and trust in people because some are jerks. If I can say that right now I know its true for life. Anyone out there who wants to respond I would love to hear what others have to say.
i'm afraid to die the way i dont want you and i haunt my daydreams could it be violence cancer hiv ? who could be killing you or me? lupus sickle cell accident cirrosis stroke heart ailment am i the one who's killing me? are you the one killing me? war terrorism chemicals in the air suicide when life's not fair choices i make are killing me even the doctor is dying no DNA deathless gene
-forgotten Trees, Remembered People-
That same tree... where you carved your name? Due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree where you carved your name. Through sun and rain due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree where you carved your name. Seen young and old through sun and rain due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree where you carved your name. Smiles and sorrow, one and the same seen young and old through sun and rain due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree where you carved your name. Sunny honor, and nights shame smiles and sorrow, one and the same seen young and old through sun and rain due seasons came, i still remain, that same tree.... Should i have changed?
I'm Bored!
# No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. # The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum. # Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God. A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight. The new 787 Boeing was revealed on 7/8/07 or July 8th, 07. Every day is about 55 billionths of a second longer than the day before it Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. Footprints of astronauts who landed on the moon should last at least 10 million years since the moon has no atmosphere. The national orchestra of Monaco (a nation in Europe) has more individuals than its army. Earthworms have five hearts The Himalayan gogi berry contains, weight for weight, more iron than steak, more beta carotene than carrots, more vitamin C than oranges. Fingerprints of koalas are similar (in pattern, shape and size) to the fingerprints of humans Genetically-engineered babies were born f
Wondering What It,s Like To Have Q Real Friend
hi it's me a again i was sitting here wondering what it would be like to have a real friend someone to share your most intamte feelings with and not be judged wondering what it would be like to walk along a beach with or go on pic nixs with or just to talk and sit listen to each other wondering what a real friend is
My Cousin, New Member
hey all , this is my cousin, i talked her into signing up.. welcome her will ya, don't make her regret signing up when i bragged about the sight and all of you... ty so much COPY AND PASTE:
i like everything grey.... with a touch of red like a knife-like rain piercing a heart shaped sky i like everything grey... with drops of red like a cut wrist over black and white photos i like everything grey... with a splash of red like a graffitti artist throwing red paint on the grey wall that is my soul i love everything grey... but more of me is red like a dying fire a top crumbling ashes the grey is my passion... the red is who i was... the black is me at my best... Correction, i like everything black with a touch of grey. Can we go back?
Her Eyes Poem-
She wanted me to write about her eyes, but i had trouble at first, how could explain there luster all in one verse. the type of shimmer that echos the stars themselves, wildly twinkling aside from them the stars can not compare. the moon only reflects its light so comparison isn't fair. then theres the sun, that shines far from here, its light you hardly miss. but when you smile the angelic glow shows the Goddess in you. i started to sit and write her poem, it starts like this: "Stars are bright in the heavens a new. but nothing compares to your eyes sparkling beautiful and true..."

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