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Weeeee! I Am So Damn Happy!
My brother is on his way home from iraq!! Omg i can hardly contain my happiness! I've been hyper and bouncin off the walls all day! Wow, i cant wait for him to be home! If you dont know who im talking about then check out my pics for a pic of him and check out my pain - 3 days grace blog, its about him.
A Lifetime
Searchin for a lifetime is some timez hard to do to find the one that loves you and will alwayz forever be true not know where to look for you not knowin where you are you could be a world away or even not so far Endless nightz no sleep for dayz if you were here id give you more than praise savin all this love inside is very hard to do not sure ill ever find you ud be my wish come true Im waitin on a Angel not sure she will come thru but if she ever doez ill scoop her up ,take her around get out all over town show her what lifes about turn every smile from a pout take away her bad and turn it into good treat an angel ..how she should when i say I Love you you will know their more than words the actionz that i back with it cant be overheard when you feel my caring there should be no doubt that im the one that loves you never without a doubt when you feel my love may wonder if itz from up above just know that i a
The Want!!!!!
My hand reaches out Waiting for the warm touch of flesh You smile at me All smile and nothing else But my hand passes through you Damp mist feeling over my arm And my lips never knew you Won't be long til my whole body Passes through you Flesh, It wasn't Flesh No skin, no blood, no Tangible feeling No reason to stay I thought I Wanted to love you Wanted to touch you But now I know There's nothing to touch at all
21 Tips To Remember
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements
Words
He has such a way with words... You smile...yet you don't comprehend him. But you know it's compassionate. And it's what you've been longing to hear... For such a long time.
No Love
No love in this world. no peace on earth. babys killed before their birth. twisted and sick. is what weve become . the end of man the total sum . hell on earth ,twist of fate, sit around and delegate. while the earth we desecrate. everyone we love to hate . plauge and disese, brings man to his knees . bombing and war like never before Dont think were knocking ........................on heavens door No love for each other , even sister and brother. destruction and man . they go hand in hand . G.K 9-11-06
Operation Condor, 9/11/1973 & 2001
OPERATION CONDOR, 9/11/1973 & 2001 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: nierika Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:27 http://aconstantineblacklist.blogspot.com/2007/09/operation-condor-9111973-2001.htmlOPERATION CONDOR, 9/11/1973 & 2001 By ALEX CONSANTINE[Repost]The Condor Precursor ..."The 9/11 attack was the parallel to the Pinochet coup ... Operation Condor ... Pinochet also imposed extraordinary police powers ... After 9/11, thousands of Arabs and Muslims were also rounded up by the US military and kept in prison in secret ... They were also tortured ... 9/11 was the equivalent of a coup for Bush. Its version of Operation Condor is being assembled in the Pentagon by Undersecretary of Defense Stephen Cambone and his military deputy, Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin ..." Maria Montelibre "'Counterterrorism' plus George Schultz's doctrine of 'preemptive counterinsurgency' equals revolutionary fascist insurgency..." Lyle Cour
Come To Me
Come to me.... Undress my skin Feel my heart beating Lick my pain away I will do the same....... Kiss my lips And taste the blood Forget the shame Bite me;Tease me..... Let me feel your nails in my flesh... Let me feel you And make me feel Alive!!!
Bank Account
Bank Account A 92-year-old, petite, well-poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock, with his hair fashionably coifed and shaved perfectly, even though he is legally blind, moved to a nursing home today His wife of 70 years recently passed away, making the move necessary. After many hours of waiting patiently in the lobby of the nursing home, he smiled sweetly when told his room was ready. As he maneuvered his walker to the elevator, I provided a visual description of his tiny room, including the eyelet sheets that had been hung on his window. "I love it," he stated with the enthusiasm of an eight-year-old having just been presented with a new puppy. "Mr. Jones, you haven't seen the room; just wait." "That doesn't have anything to do with it," he replied. "Happiness is something you decide on ahead of time. Whether I like my room or not doesn't depend on how the furniture is arranged .... it's how I arrange my mind. I already decided t
Callin All Friends!!!!!!
help out these ppl!!! you help them and ALL rates, comments, and/or adds will be returned. also if you need help let me know and ill be sure to get some help heading your way! :D these 2 guys are 2 of my closest friends :) you should add them and get to know them. you wont regret it! they are hella bad ass!!!!! DJ Wrath {Scooter Bar}@ fubar FriZzLeFrY@ fubar
Thanks Everyone
Thanks to everyone who helped me tonight, I am tryin to get to all of you to return the love, but there were alot of you, so its takin me a little time... plus I'm running out of rates real fast, so some peeps may have to wait til tomorrow...doesn't mean I wont get to you, cause I will.
My Friends
STRAIGHT UP THESE ARE SOME OF THE BEST FRIENDS A PERSON COULD EVER HAVE...I CARE FOR PEOPLE IN GENERAL..I'LL TALK TO JUST ABOUT ANYONE..I'VE NEVER MET A STRANGER IN MY LIFE AS MY FAMILY COULD TELL YOU..AND I HAVE MET ALOT OF WONDERFUL PEOPLE ON HERE..BUT THESE MEN AND WOMEN ARE UNDOUBTABLY SOME OF THE BEST ON HERE...THIS IS MY THANK YOU TO THEM FOR ANSWERING SOME OF THE DAMNEST QUESTIONS I'VE HAD AT TIMES OR LISTENING TO ME BITCH OR JUST BEING THERE WHEN I'VE NEEDED TO HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO...THE SONGS I'VE CHOSEN,IF YOU LISTEN TO THEM YOU'LL UNDERSTAND HOW I FELL ABOUT EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM..BUT I DO ASK THAT YOU PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE VERY FIRST SONG ON THE PLAYLIST...THEY ARE MY SIGN THAT ANGELS DO EXSIST..EACH AND EVERYONE OF THEM HAVE DIFFERENT QUALITIES TO THEM,THATS WHAT MAKES THEM THE INDIVIDUALS THAT THEY ARE... ANYWAY BE SURE THAT YOU ARE KIND TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW IT MAY BE YOUR ANGEL.. THANK YOU GUYS FOR BEING WHO YOU ARE, LOVE ALL OF YOU
The War With Iran Begun!!
THE WAR WITH IRAN BEGUN!!
Lost" B-52 Nuke Cruise Missiles Were On Way To Middle East
Lost" B-52 nuke cruise missiles were on way to Middle East ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration Camps. Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:37 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Thanks: sootheDate: Sep 24, 2007 6:33 PMnierikaDate: September 25, 2007 12:10 AMBody: http://www.waynemadsenreport.com/articles/20070923Sept. 24, 2007 -- SPECIAL REPORT -- "Lost" B-52 nuke cruise missiles were on way to Middle East for attack on Iran; Air Force refused to fly weapons to Middle East theater.WMR has learned from U.S. and foreign intelligence sources that the B-52 transporting six stealth AGM-129 Advanced Cruise Missiles, each armed with a W-80-1 nuclear warhead, on August 30, were destined for the Middle East via Barksdale Air Force Base in Louisiana. However, elements of the Air Force, supported by U.S. intelligence agency personnel, successfully revealed the ultimate destination of the nuclear weapons and the mission wa
Lover
I would like to feel your pain as I bestow pleasure upon you I would like to think we've both something to gain from being together, for a night, or two. I would imagine that it'd be enlightening to be Able to be free for a time I can envision a place where is the basis where every movement seemingly rhymes. I can imagine the screams, the crying out loud, the rapture of what I could provide... I dream of tasting your soft, precious skin while momentum can capsize, and subside.. Oh, and yet I yearn for a moment of bliss in where we share a kiss; a feeling like this would send me to my knees, lover smothered in pleasure; rediscovering why to you I surrender... Let us not forget the heart of the endeavor- to fulfill needs, to make each other beg "please" to hear each other breathe and make the other believe that a wonderus moment can occur for both parties involved- its our problem to solve...so come on..let's evolve.
Congress Debate Begins On North America Union!! Repost!!!
Congress debate begins on North America Union!! REPOST!!! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:35 Congress debate begins on North America Union!! REPOST!!!----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Ragnar DanneskjoldDate: Sep 24, 2007 10:25 PMPREMEDITATED MERGERCongress debate begins on North America UnionResolution calls for end of NAFTA superhighway, abandonment of integration with Canada, MexicoPosted: September 25, 20071:00 a.m. EasternBy Jerome R. Corsi 2007 WorldNetDaily.com A House resolution urging President Bush "not to go forward with the North American Union or the NAFTA Superhighway system" is according to its sponsor Rep. Virgil Goode, R-Va., in an exclusive WND interview "also a message to both the executive branch and the legislative branch." As WND previously reported, on Jan. 22, 2007, Goode introduced H.C.R. 40, titled "Expressing the sense of Congress that the United States s
Family?
What should it take to add as family??? Any ideas?
Move Over Chuck Norris I Have A New Hero!
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Laying Here
Laying Here He lays in bed tossing and turning only to see that love is gone. A numbing tingling feeling falls upond him like it never has before; tears streaming down his face as he lays in a bed once shared with love, missing the tender moments that he and love shared as he lays there in bed in tears. Poem By: Charles L. Nelson
Sheik Swingin'low Wants You!
I've added my 11th to the Sheik Swingin' Low Family! My very own 'Good Luck Charm'!!! I found her as I was running my fingers through her clover patch ;) lol I also have 9 other beautiful ladies who I have given positions to so far... a nanny, for my cyber babies (yes I have 5 now, twins and triplets lol see appropriate folder for pics ;)), a personal massuesse, specializing in tongue massages, my personal (and voluntary) slave, my personal caddy (Ball washer ;)), a lovely interior decorator who has a beautiful interior (and exterior) herself, my very own tailor making sure things are always a snug, tight fit ;) my personal model (I'm a sucker for a corset), a milk maid (always fresh) my very own personal cigar roller (you should see how she rolls my 'cigar'!) and last but not least... my very own good luck charm! :P Don't worry Sheik Swingin' Low has a position to put you in! *wink* lol I am 'Hiring Help'!!! Think you have what it take
Yes I Am
Your Flirt Quotient You are 53% Flirt Are You a Flirtatious Woman?
The Dance
My tongue will perform a glorious waltz Gliding smoothly over the dance floor Of your precious body; Barely touching, yet wanting so much more. The steps to that delicious dance Will be performed so effortlessly, And your body will respond in rapture As it will only for me! Each step will produce a glorious erotic moan As you began to lose all control, Losing yourself to the rhythm that will make you feel whole! I will perform the dance so totally Paying careful attention to each step, Because a dance of Love is an art that many Lovers misstep! They don't attach enough importance to the act of pleasuring their mate! Until the relationship finally crumbles Meeting its untimely fate! And so, My Beautiful Baby, One thing will always be true: I will spend the remainder of my days Pleasing and Loving you and only you!
God Bless Our Troops!!
When a soldier comes home, he finds it hard.......to listen to his son whine about being bored. ...to keep a straight face when people complain about potholes....to be tolerant of people who complain about the hassle of getting ready for work. ...to be understanding when a co-worker complains about a bad night's sleep. ...to be silent when people pray to God for a new car. ...to control his panic when his wife tells him he needs to drive slower. to be compassionate when a businessman expresses a fear of flying....to be grateful that he fights for the freedom of speech.
Hymn Of Love
The blue sky can tumble down upon us And the earth can also collapse It doesn't matter, if you love me I don't care about the entire world As long as love floods my mornings As long as my body trembles beneath your hand These problems don't matter My love, since you love me I would go to the end of the earth I would dye my hair blonde I would go take down the moon I would go steal a fortune If you asked it of me I would disown my country I would disown my friends If you asked it of me People can have a good laugh at me I would do anything If you asked it of me If one day life tears you from me If you die that you be far from me It doesn't matter, if you love me Because, me, I will die also We will have eternity for ourselves In the great blue immensity In the sky, no more problems My love, do you believe we love each other God reunites those who love each other
Do U Have A Dirty Mind
Your Mind is PG-13 Rated Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy. You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude. Do You Have a Dirty Mind?
The Climax
My hand I reach to you... Shivers crawl through my body... I touch your skin... You quiver with each motion my fingers make, responding as I ever so gently explore you. I look upon your face, to be lost in the depth of your eyes... I run a hand lightly across your breast, I'm entranced by your beauty, no longer able to resist... Together we embrace, flesh meets flesh, two bodies join as one, two minds entwine in ecstatic bliss... Whispered moans escape our lips, we indulge in our pleasures... Our hearts beat in synchronized rhythm, scorched by the fires of our heated passion, too strong to be extinguished... Streaks torn down my back, fluids of red mixed with burning sweat... Excitement mounts... Spasms of ecstasy take hold... Climax. . .
Another School
well as usual the military is sending me to another school this on is in indy for two week to learn aboth te Rolls-Royce C250C30R3 engine in the OH58 Delta Kiowa Warrior. well get to see someone special and she know who she is miss you babydoll
2 Souls
I want to hold you, your body against mine. I want to touch you, you're so close to me. I want to kiss you, your lips against mine. I want to explore you, my eyes caress you. I want to have you, our souls together..
To Tell Someone How I Feel
Here, where the sea shines and the wind howls, on the old terrace beside the gulf of Sorrento, a man embraces a girl after the tears, then clears his throat and contines the song: I love you very much very, very much, you know; it is a chain by now that heats the blood inside the veins, you know... He saw the lights out on the sea, thought of the nights there in America, but they were only the fishermen's lamps and the white wash astern. He felt the pain in the music and stood up from the p iano, but when he saw the moon emergin from a cloud, death also seemed sweeter to him. He looked the girl in the eyes, those eyes as green as the sea. Then suddenly a tear fell and he believed he was drowning. I love you very much, very, very much, you know; it is a chain by now that heats the blood inside the veins, you know... The power of opera, where every drama is a hoax; with a little make-up and with mime you can become someone else. But two eyes tha
My Bday Huh
Your Birthdate: August 25 Calm and understated, you struggle to express your love with words. Over time, your partner learns to recognize your passion by the actions you take. You're good at wooing someone slowly, without them even realizing it! Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2 You are most compatible with people born on the 7th, 16th, and 25th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?
Never Felt This Way
Never Felt This Way I can say I never in my life seen a man ever go to pieces behind love. Until now he told me that a heart and soul without love is a empty shell; he told me as tears from his eyes rolled down is face that he was that empty shell,how he couln't make it without love in his life because it's empty without it. Copyright: Charles L.Nelson
Maintenance
You Are Low Maintenance Otherwise known as "too good to be true" You're one laid back chica - and men love that! Just remember that no good guy likes a doormat. So if you find your self going along to get along... Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight. Are You A High Maintenance Woman?
Suddenly Love
The wind that softly blows Tonight is changing my destiny And I feel that my heart will be surprised Once again Life has more sense, now If I watch this immense sky And the loving moon will brighten up with me And will be... Suddenly Love, like the sea Flooding my heart and my soul And will save me It will be natural like breathing And the air will talk me of you Now everything is different I breathe of you in the universe Your eyes are two stars in the darkness Suddenly Love, like the sea Flooding my heart and my soul And will save me It will be natural like breathing And will be true love healing my heart Will rise the Light inside of me!
The Sound Of A Blog
Doesnt that word sound like the sound efect of a woman deepthroating? "Blog Blog Blog"
Blackwater Back On Patrol In Baghdad As Shootings Probe Cont
Blackwater Back on Patrol in Baghdad as Shootings Probe Cont ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Liebchen Hates 800 FEMA Concentration Camps. Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:12 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------Special Thanks To : nierikaDate: Sep 24, 2007 6:05 PMhttp://www.democracynow.org/article.pl?sid=07/09/24/1412230Democracy Now!Blackwater Back on Patrol in Baghdad as Shootings Probe Continues Monday, September 24th, 2007 On Monday, the Iraqi government said it will await the outcome of an investigation into last Sunday's killing of at least 11 people by Blackwater USA in Baghdad before taking any action against the company. The statement comes one day after Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said the shooting deaths pose "a serious challenge to the sovereignty of Iraq." We speak with Jeremy Scahill, author of "Blackwater: the Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army." [includes rush transcript] The controversy continues o
If
If you were in my eyes for one day You could see the full beauty of the joy I find in your eyes And it isnt magic or loyalty If you were in my heart for a day You would have an idea Of what I feel When you hold me strongly to you Heart to heart, Breathing together Protagonist of your love I dont know if its magic or loyalty If you were in my soul for a day You would know what is inside me That I fell in love At that instant, together with you And what I sense Its only love.
How Dareing Are U
You Are a Dare Devil For you, life is one big dare. And you're all in for any adventure. Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating. You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself! How Daring Are You?
If I Were~ A Poem Comment From A Friend That I Just Loved!
If I were If I were a memory I'd hold you there forever Reminding you of the good times we shared together If I were a smile on your face I would stay Never to let sadness chase me too far away If I were a teardrop I'd roll gently down from your eyes Not to burn much but to mend your sweet cries If I were a hand I'd want you to hold me in your own Carry me through life .. even when I'm grown If I were feet I would stay inline with you So I could be with you in all that you do If I were a shadow I would always follow We'd face things together in all the tomorrows If I were pain I'd stay far away from the start To make sure you never felt me or I never broke your heart If I were a song I'd be a sweet sound to your ears To keep up your hopes and carry you through the years If I were strength I'd give you my all I'd hold you high and never let your fall If I were your heart I'd be steady and true I'd be there in every beat; staying strong for you
Are You Anonconform
You Are 76% Non Conformist You are a pretty serious non conformist. You live a life hardly anyone understands. And while some may call you a freak, you're happy with who you are. Are You a Nonconformist?
Computer Prayer
Computer Prayer Dear Lord, Every single evening as I'm lying here in bed, This tiny little Prayer keeps on running through my head: God bless all my family wherever they may be, Keep them warm and safe from harm for they're so close to me. And God, there is one more thing I wish that you could do; Hope you don't mind me asking,please bless my computer too. Now I know that it's unusual to bless a motherboard, But listen just a second and I'll explain it to you, Lord. You see, that little metal box holds more than odds and ends; Inside those small compartments rest so many of my friends. I know so much about them by the kindness that they give, And this little scrap of metal takes me in to where they live. By faith is how I know them, much the same as you. We share in what life brings us and from that our friendships grew. Please take an extra minute from your duties up above, To bless those in my address book that's filled with so much love. Wherever else this prayer
It Irks Me....
For those of you not aware.... *Stands up* Hi my name is Craig and I am a man whore. I have dated a large amount of women in my life. I am on good terms with most of them. And still talk to on a regular and semi-regular basis with about 20% of them. Yes I know what some of you are thinking....how does that work. Well I don't understand it myself. I have a pretty solid ego. I love myself (sometimes 3 times a day LOL) and I suppose I project that. I guess that attracts women. Who knows, I gave up trying to understand you people awhile ago. All that being said.... It irks me beyond words when (Wait not beyond words since I am going to now toss a bunch at you) somebody that I allow to be a part of my life and spend hours and hours explaining who and what I am. How I will react to situations and that while I may be a man whore I do have a code of morals that I live by. Sure they may not be the same as yours but they work for me. I am a generally nice person. I bend over ba
Scary Guy
Okay.. new friends.. if I don't add you to yahoo.. don't get mad at me.. I think I only talked to this guy one time before Scary guy: WTF Laura: ? Scary guy: wtf Laura: .... Scary guy: u dont fucking care do u Laura: you need to chill sir Scary guy: ok whatever Scary guy: u dont care Laura: I am very confused right now Laura: maybe you should explain.. Laura: explain or I am removing you.. I don't like the way are acting towards me Scary guy: hmmmmm Scary guy: do u know what a buddy list is? Scary guy: do u know what a status message is? Scary guy: do u know how to locate me on ur buddy list? Laura: did I take you off my list.. is that what this is about? Scary guy: ummmm Scary guy: hmmmm Scary guy: i dont know Scary guy: maybe Scary guy: its on my STATUS on ur buddy lsit Scary guy: hmmmm Scary guy: and oh yeah Scary guy: ur invisible Scary guy: and oh Scary guy: oh yeah Scary guy: since ur invisible Scary guy: i dont see u online Scary guy: so u cou
Loose Lips Sink Ships
I am so tired of dealing with unintelligent, immature non troop supporters its beyond ridiculous! I have a 2 year old that acts more mature than these people and not only is he two, he's into laughing at people farting and calling people poopies. Its to the point where I just do not have the energy, time or the patience to deal with them. They throw around big words as if they have something to prove only it makes them look to me as if they have the intellect of a one year old. Sure, I could simply not respond, which most of the time I don't, but every so often, I feel as if I should speak up. They throw out terms such as a terrorist when talking about soldiers and how they're killing the innocent. My all-time favorite put down is babykiller. Seriously here people where are you getting this information from anyway? The news? Not the news I read. The media depicts certain images because they are feeding into what the American people want. And that is to degrade our government and the cu
Guys
I was just thinking, I want a coin operated boy! Not really, but I like the song, and it is somewhat tempting yah??
Romantic
You Are A Romantic You life your life like a fairy tale... or at least you try to. Living for magical moments, you believe there's only one true love for you. Love is the most important thing in your life, and you don't take it for granted. Your perfect match loves to be in love as much as you do! Are You Romantic or Realistic?
Script This B!tch!
Okay so I had decided that it was finally time for me to hit the rack.....it was a nice thought until I saw one of the site's biggest scripters hit my page.......FFS!!!! Scripters, you know what they are, people who travel from profile to profile on the backs of "greased monkies".....LOL or whatever tinker toy they have developed today. Since I'm not one, I don't know what all of them are...... Anyway, I go to block this FEMALE (kinda), and low and behold......she's got me blocked! I laughed so hard I bout lost my lemonade.....what the hell is she afraid of? I'll leave her a comment by hand like I always do? Something she knows nothing about...lol, the nerve of some folks kids. Am I pissed about being blocked? Nah, hell the button only works half the time anyway but I am not in control of what other people do on their profile pages as long as they leave me alone. If they block me, they won't bother me........that seems to be a win, win, situation in some cases. What
Confused
So this blog may turn out to be real emo. Sorry. I'm just having a tough time lately. I don't know if anyone will read this-- but if they do-- I could really use some support. Everything is just so... Not even fucked up... Just... Blah. I've been a complete mess. And maybe part of it is PMS. But it's so much more than that. SO much more. I feel lonely. And confused. And just.. All fucked up. I'm losing myself again-- and I don't know why. I've been in school for a month now-- and I haven't done ANY homework. And that's bad. I don't even know if I care anymore. My sleep schedule is all fucked up. And my dad is mad at me b/c of it. I'm starting to gain weight again. I worked hard to lose my weight. Like 45 pounds. And now I've gained some back. (not all-- but some) And I feel bad. Guys are noticing me. Don't get me wrong. But I know their intentions aren't really good. And then sometimes I think-- and? But I don't want to be like that. I'm just a stupid little
Are U Immature
You Are Somewhat Mature You definitely act like an adult sometimes, but a big part of you is still a kid at heart. While your immature side is definitely fun, you're going to have to grow up sooner or later. Are You Immature?
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What Type Of Ex Am I
You Are A Sometimes Ex You're sometimes an ex, and sometimes you two are back together And while your ex may seem like old news right now... You've got to wonder why you keep getting sucked back in What Type of Ex Are You?
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4500 To Level
HE HELPS EVERYONE LEVEL..SHOW HIM SOME LOVE. Vϣ$߀π񩀕@ fubar
Life
I feel like just breaking down and then go crawl in a lil hole! My best friend is mad b/c somehow i lied to her, I don't know how but ok! She told me that I picked my son's dad over her but i never did that! I don't understand where she is coming up with that! My baby daddy wants me back but it isn't going to happen he don't even have a place of his own or a job! He's pretty much a loser and lowlife! but hey shit happens right? The only thing i can do is grow from this mistake and when the times come for another child pick the right guy! Not another loser! I had a great guy but we are only friends right now! Which sucks b/c im so in love with him and would do anything for him! And he knows that! And if he ever told me he wants to get back together I would totally run back to him in a heartbeat! The guy runs threw my mind everyday! And talking to him isn't enough for me! I want the relationship we had before! I dunno maybe god will help me out and get that special guy back into my life
Do Men Think Yr A Tease
You Are a Total Tease You're all about flirting and fun, but you often give guys the wrong idea Most men think they have a chance with you... but come on! You've got high standards, and most men you flirt with aren't going to make the grade And while your tease act will work for a while, every guy you know will eventually be the wiser Do Men Think You're You A Tease?
Material
how many times must i say it you never listen.. i can only ask so much.. i know its my fault... the blame game at its best. ripped into pieces and melted on the hot summer sidewalk. i saw your expression. i wasnt surprised. walk away as quick as you can dont worry about me im not looking back. you dont comprehend but i dont care ill get the last laugh keep standing there. still in time you wont last , on my own two feet fuck your past. like a stranger off the street, weve never met.. id like to live with no regrets. with your smirk and your smile trying to irritate me your trying to get under my skin.. it doesnt phase me. as i turn to walk away the touch on my hand.. its so cold , and lifeless. i understand
Fucked Up
"I'm sorry mockery" I'm sorry my dick isn't big enough to "suite your needs" I'm sorry I don't have big muscles I'm sorry I can't pick you up and throw you around, or do you against the wall I'm sorry I'm not romantic enough for you I'm sorry I get off way before you do I'm sorry I'm shy, and not real confident I'm sorry I don't have the balls to ask you out I'm sorry I don't have the money to take you to fancy dinners, or would if I did I'm sorry I don't buy you pretty things I'm sorry my car isn't the fastest, and is covered with rust, and you are embarraessed to be seen around it I'm sorry I sweat so much around you, I'm nervous I'm sorry I try to get you drunk and have sex with you; but that way you won't remember how bad it was I'm sorry most of your friends and family think I'm gay I'm sorry I don't answere the phone all the time when you call me all day long, and leave notes on my car I'm sorry I don't tell you when I go in your mouth
Straight Up!
now that the tables have turned.. do you see? NO really do you see? Your true intentions to live your life youve set off to be free.. your mind is racing not knowing which memories to cherish.. only one to chose from , and the rest will perish.. i ask if you see it.. do you fucking understand.. you cant fix what you broke. cant take back what you said. its what was meant to be... get over it... i did.. You continue on with your horendous lies trying to fight your demons it doesnt work so why try You tell yourself to leave it alone and let it be. Remember this is the way you wanted it.. so now let me be free..
Alex Jones Warns Of The Dangers Behind Vaccinesadd To My Profile | More Videos
Alex Jones Warns of the Dangers behind VaccinesAdd to My Profile | More Videos Description: Alex Jones Warns of the Dangers behind many of the Vaccines given to us by Governmental Health Authorities, the simple fact that these are purely volentary though if you refuse these Vaccines (Especially in the case of Children) you can often expect intervention from Social Services and in extreme cases find yourself in Court on charges of Child Abuse or Willfull Neglect regardless of the Volentary Label Vaccines such as the MMR here in Britain are Volentary though Quietly Compulsory .(Paradox Central or what?), despite growing fears of links with Autism and other Severe learning disabilities, just look at the growing influx of World wide ADHD cases and think seriously about whether or not these are isolated cases or indeed engineered by the very Authorities that administer such Vaccines. The fact that if you wish your child to have the Vaccines administered seperately, it can cost hundreds
Sincere Best Wishes!
I have realized I don't have very much time for this. I rarely have anyone talk to me anyway, however if you to wish stay in touch just leave your e-mail address and I'll get it before I delete this space. Thanks and have a great life, and best wishes. C.J
Weird
Falling rapidly into an endless cold. Spiraling downward into the darkdepths where not even shadows like to be. When does it ever end? . . The suffering treading in , your mind encased with pain , you want it to end quickly like a band-aid being ripped from your flesh.You try to call out, but no sound to make, random thoughts piercing your memory enhancing your pain .As you breath in deeply, a cold sensation moves through out your body , begining from the tips of your toes working its agonizing pain up your body until it reaches your head. Almost completley numb and it seems to be ending. A ray of light looking downward you see, you realize this is the end of the line and a place you don't want to be. How did i get this far? you think , what did i do? You sold your sould to the Devil .. and payment is due..
Update!!!
Well what can I say. Life is pretty ok for me right now. School's going great I've been taking appointments since the begining of September. So if you live near Omaha, and are in need of some hair assistance lol. Let me know. Come check me out! I love building my clientel and meeting new people. Let's see...what else...Oh yea I've completely given up on relationships at this point. You can only be hurt/screwed over/walked on SO many times before you open your eyes and say "Hmmm something about this isn't right". And I've reached that point. I deserve a hell of a lot better than that, and I've come to the relization that it's not impossible to wait until someone who actually deserves me and all of my awesomeness comes around. ;) Anywho. Besides being super busy with school, I've been staying busy doing the volunteer firefighting and rescue thing. I love it. I have a blast with my department members. A few weeks ago I went to my first structure fire, and got to do a lot. It was such an a
I Have No Idea. Lmao
Well LMAO!!!!!! I was on here earlier and had two crushes on me. Went and had a pedicure done...(ya know...just in case the doctor I see tomorrow is sexy and wants to suck my toes or something), come home and I am down to zero crushes. LOL Sigh....whoever they were, I just have to wonder if they are on the list of people I have pissed off lately. Seems that list is growing pretty damn fast as of lately. Seems I'm trying to care but it just ain't happening. BAHahahahahahhahahaha. To my friends, I lover ya'll. Ya just don't know how much. To you people that are reading this just to be nosey, and mmhmm, I know who you are......enjoy my blogs. I'm glad you read them. At least I know you're still thinking about me as long as you're reading my rambles. BAhahahahahahaha. And yeah, I'm toasted on my pain pills again. But it's ok. They are legal and although my leg is still hurting like hell, the rest of me i flying highhhhhhhhhhhhhhh woooooooooooooooooooooo. Ya'll come back now
For Lifesez And Psychowolf
->Leanna_K.O...: i am a jedi master Leanna_K.O...: you are a sick fuck ->Leanna_K.O...: the force is strong in your child; and a Jedi master sent me on a mission to retrieve the baby Leanna_K.O...: what ->Leanna_K.O...: lol yeah Psychowolf...: you gettin her now?.....she just visited me, blocked me, lmao Leanna_K.O...: hello ->Leanna_K.O...: hi pretty much self explanatory
For The Tards Who Come In My Lounge Just As A Fyi Quit Dropping Lounge Links
QUIT DROPPING LOUNGE LINKS IN SOMEONE'S SB THAT HAS A LOUNGE IN THIER NAME ARE YOU RETARDED? ohh and this was the most recent.. the man thinks he is god.. ->J: fyi.. http:... ya made the blog bitch ->J: awhhh imma little girl how cute.. @ least im not a old man who thinks im god ۞ J...: little girl ۞ J...: yes and you tards ->J: thats cool but bouncers get banned just like you tards do ->J: lmao your human thats yoru first weakness thats all of our weekness keep it up tard your not god ۞ J...: used to be's don't count anymore and we all know bouncers are not to get involved with peoples disputes in any way shape or form...belive me i know...ur looking at someone who is now tring to become a bouncer...they way they handled it was totally uncalled for when he should have came to me and me and him discuss this... ۞ J...: no my lounge has ME and i have no weaknesses...i do not like to be thretened by someone who says they used
Sweet Orgasm
Sweet Orgasm by Gerry Zimman As beautiful As heaven opening As curtains parting To reveal the moon As a goddess singing In a storm of thunder Must be your every Sweet orgasm
Dark Secrets Inside Bohemian Grove
Dark Secrets inside Bohemian Grove Description: Alex Jones Presents this Brief Segment of his Powerfull Documentory of the same name, including footage from inside the top secret Hide away which attracts most of the Elitests involved with the NWO, including most of the Presidents America has ever had. The Bohemian Club is not unlike many Secret Societies such as Skull & Bones, Illuminati, Golden Dawn, Freemasons, Knights Templar, Priory of Sion and so many others in that they are all Secret Elitest, OCCULTIST Societies that Practice Splendid, Dramatised and Authentic Rituals that all hold thier roots in ancient History. The Cremation of Care Ritual inwhich you witness parts of an ancient Babylonian Ritual, involving Child Sacrifice (Namely Infants) to a God named Mulloch who they believe manifests itself in the form of an Owl (Aswell as an Oxe). Nowdays (Apparently) the Children sacrificed are only Efigies and not real Children, but the Question still remains what Strictly Ch
Orgasms On A Plane
Orgasms On A Plane by Ramona Thompson My favorite all time fantasy One that I would love for some lucky man or woman out there to make cum true On my knees On my back or maybe just maybe with my legs wrapped tight around my lover I would't care how I would't give a damn who or when Hell, I would't even need a face or any kind of light to see Just as long as we doing it in public For all to see and to enjoy Hot, naked, and sweaty You can even blind-fold me if you wish All that I ask All that I'm begging for tonight is this Give it to me slow and easy Hard and fast Just do it! Just give me! Oh please! Oh please, yes....give me! Such a sweet, sweet climax The ulimate in the pleasures of the flesh Just give me a lot and plently of..... Orgasms on a plane!
Diary Of A Madman
Screaming at the window Watch me die another day Hopeless situation Endless price I have to pay Sanity now it's beyond me There's no choice Diary of a madman Walk the line again today Entries of confusion Dear diary, I'm here to stay Manic depression befriends me Hear his voice Sanity now it's beyond me There's no choice A sickened mind and spirit The mirror tells me lies Could I mistake myself for someone Who lives behind my eyes? Will he escape my soul Or will he live in me? Is he trying to get out Or trying to enter me? Voices in the darkness Scream away my mental health Can I ask a question To help me save me from myself? Enemies fill up the pages Are they me Monday 'till Sunday in stages Set me free
Sato
Now I find peace of mind Finally found a way of thinking Tried the rest found the best Stormy day won't see me sinking I can't conceal it like I know I did before I got to tell you now the ship is ready Waiting on the shore. Dare to look face the test on the eve When you set sailing What you've learned what you've earned Ship of joy will stop you failing. I can't conceal it like I know I did before I got to tell you now the ship is ready Waiting on the shore. Wind is high so am I As the shore sinks in the distance. Dreams unfold seek the gold. Gold that's brighter than sunlight. Sail away see the day Dawning on a new horizon Gold's insight shining bright Brighter than the sun that's rising. 3000 sails on high are straining in the wind A raging sea below is this voyage coming to an end.
Symptom Of The Universe
Take me through the centuries to supersonic years Electrifying enemy is drowning in his tears All I have to give you is a love that never dies The symptom of the universe is written in your eyes Yeah Mother mooch is calling me back to her silver womb Father of creation takes me from my stolen tomb Seventh night the unicorn is waiting in the skies A symptom of the universe, a love that never dies Yeah Take my hand, my child of love come step inside my tears Swim the magic ocean I've been crying all these years When our love will ride away into eternal skies A symptom of the universe, a love that never dies Yeah Oh my child of love's creation, come and step inside my dreams In your eyes I see no sadness, you are all that loving means Take my hand and we'll go riding through the sunshine from above We'll find happiness together in the summer skies of love
My Brain Is Numb
I just got off of work, was driving to the grocery store to get some milk for the kids for morning time. I stopped at the stop sign...felt a tingling in my head like electricity...dunno how long I was at the stop sign. When I came around I saw cars driving around me, my head felt numb and I felt really tired. The doctors all tell me that it sounds like a staring spell seizure, but all the EEGs, MRIs, and CT Scans I've had, they never see anything abnormal. I've seen well over a dozen doctors for stuff like this since the garage door fell on my head when I was 11. Every single doctor I've seen about it has said it's a seizure but when they run the tests the never find anything. This is the first time I ever did this while I was driving though. Normally it doesn't happen until I get exhausted and finally relax, then it happens...dunno why it happened while I was driving to the store. I know I'm exhausted between working and schooling the kids, but this shit is starting to scare me becaus
Hate Life
I SO HATE CERTAIN PEOPLE RIGHT NOW. I AM SO GOING TO GO LESBIAN.
Losing Myself
Losing myself Have you ever felt that you are losing yourself? I've been here seven years now, and I feel there's a part of me that I'm losing. It's weird, I get up in the morning look at myself in the mirror, and I see someone that I don't know anymore. I knew who I was, and where I came from. I mean when I was the young airman, it was speak your mind and you'll get things changed or at least find out why we are doing the things we are. Now it's come to the point where I just play the game of shut up and color. Something I never thought I would ever do. It seems to be getting worse, the longer I stay here, the more time they have to make me into one of them. "A yes person" okay come on, you know what a "yes person" is everyone has them. It's the people who suck up to the big shots in the work place. That's something I don't want, but I'm finding myself doing. Before I would just say "fuck that!" and now it's more of "yes sir I'll get right on that" I could put all the blame to
Md & I On The Raven Stake Show 9/24
Today
Today.. Today started just as any other Monday started. I woke to the sound of my alarm blaring telling me to get out of bed. I rose quite groggy from my warm soft bed to get everyone else up for school and work. The morning was uneventful with the exception of an odd feeling in the base of my skull. This feeling grew as the day wore on, but I am getting ahead of myself. The children got on their respective busses and I waved to my wife as she drove off to work. It was time for me to get my things together and goto work myself. As I drove off to work the odd feeling within me stirred. I began to ponder what the feeling was and where it was going when I heard a loud honking sound from behind me. I snapped back to reality and began to drive to work again. "You stop at a light just one second too long and people begin to be rude." I said to myself as I drove watching the honking vehicle follow me inches from my bumper. The odd feeling within me shifted into something more pri
I Dont Have A Name For This
YOU ARE THE SIN THAT MAKES ME EVIL YOU ARE THE LIGHT THAT MAKES ME DARK YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MAKES ME FEEL LIKE ZERO YOU ARE THE ONE I LOOKED TO IN MY TIMES OF NEED AND WAS TURNED AWAY YOU ARE THE ONE WHO MADE ME FEEL HATE AND I LIKED IT YOU ARE THE PAIN THAT I FEEL WHEN I LOOK IN THE MIRROR YOU ARE THE GREED THE GROWS INSIDE ME YOU ARE THE LUST I FEEL WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME WITH HATE IN YOUR HEART YOUR WORDS STING ME I CANT TAKE IT ANY MORE JUST LET ME BE AND LET ME GO ALL TIES MUST BE SEVERED IN ORDER TO SURVIVE OR I SHALL WHITHER AND FADE IN TO A DARKNESS SO COLD THAT YOU SHALL NEVER FIND ME AGAIN I DONT WANT TO BE FOUND
Nsfw Now Private
Some DUMBASS marked (flagged) my NSFW folder pics NSFW. WELL DUH!. It is a NSFW folder and marked as such. They are now private for my eyes only. So to the Dumbass "up yours"! safire 10-24-2007 Monday.
Life, Love, And Death
This life is what you make of it, You could be the happiest person or feel like shit, Life isn't as bad as people think, But life moves so fast its hard to blink, Love is an extension of life you do it and you lose, Supposedly you get one person forever but who?, This is the tricky part you continue to pour your heart out just to reveal another failed try, All seem successful for a period of time but always end in the same goodbye, Death is frightening to most and embraced by others, It always occurs one way or another, Some are afraid of dying alone some are afraid of death as a whole, Some have experienced connection between 2 souls, Why do we continue to try the impossible?, Keeping someone happy when your dead isn't possible, You can't really be with someone forever because Death interferes, One day your partner will leave and never come back here. -You know me
Sparkpeople.com - Baked Sweet Potato With Black Beans And Cheese
Serves: 4 Serving Size: 1 potato with 1/2 cup beans and 1/2 oz. cheese Sweet and creamy, both sweet potatoes and beans are good sources of dietary fiber! INGREDIENTS 4 Sweet Potatoes (approx 125 g each), skins scrubbed 2 cups canned black beans, drained and rinsed 2 oz low-fat cheddar cheese, grated salt and pepper to taste DIRECTIONS 1. Pierce potatoes with a fork and cook in a 400F oven for approximately 45 minutes. 2. In a small saucepan, heat black beans. 3. Once fully cooked, slice potato length-wise, top with 1/2 cup black beans and 1/2 oz cheese. NUTRITION INFO Calories: 283 Fat: 5 g Carbohydrates: 46.5 g Protein: 14 g
I Hate My Life
hey u know thesaying that u can always trust and animal more than a person that is was one of the most true things in the wor ld and i should know the meaning best and plus animals don't leave unless forced or unless somethings happens i wish people could just be more like animals i am so sicking tired of people and there shit they do i think it also much easier to talk to animal then a person i just wish i din't feel this way maybe i would have more friends but i can't help it.
Drifting
I sometimes find I'm drifting Through this life without effect; I often wonder if I'm truly Worth what I've been blessed. I search through days that have been hard, To try to understand, The many trials that I have known, The life that I have had. You see me in my daily grind, So confident and strong; Yet when I am alone, I question Just where I belong. I often try too hard I find, To analyze and guess, To scrutinize, investigate My life I will confess. For somewhere deeper, there must be Some meaning to this life, Some way to make a difference, Give a reason for this strife. Is there some hidden meaning? Some agenda to be found? A greater purpose waiting If I care to hang around? It teases and it taunts me, Always slightly out of sight; A hazy vision out of reach, Where darkness hides the light. I struggle to bring clarity To what awaits me there, And yet this weak illusion Always fades before my stare. It seems the harder that I try, T
After Curiously Prying The Hard Drive Case Open...
found out that it was formatted for a mixed Mac/PC system, and this is ok for me- to a point. Only to a point- if I try to transfer files that contain special characters ( or even "?" !) - I get not one error, not two, not three but -50 of them. So, reformatted the drive as a Mac HFS+ drive, and will start what may be 20-plus hours worth of file transfer tomorrow. (Or not- not going to transfer most of the applications and some other data. We'll see. I am somewhat the packrat though.) Night! Eric
Ain't It The Truth
Ain't it the truth At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. A
Mandatory Memory
Mandatory memory, a ghost becomes thee Never any chains, hopeless and free Times spent entwined Must be etched deep in mind Never any chains, hopeless and free Mandatory memory, a ghost becomes thee
Nypd At Its Best
http://video.aol.com/video-detail/traffic-cop-makes-illegal-u-turn/1851927245 http://video.aol.com/video-detail/traffic-enforcement-agent-blocks-fire-hydrant-during-a-fire/3656417770
Fw: Fw: A Great Salesman (unclassified)
(Oldie but goodie) An old man from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says: 'Do you have any sales experience?' The guy says: 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota .' Well, the boss liked the guy and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow, I'll come down after we close and see how you did.' His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up the boss came down. 'How many customers bought something from you today?' The guy says: 'One'.. The boss says: 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?' The guy says: '$101,237.65'. The boss says: '$101,237.65....what the heck did you sell?' The guy says: 'First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook
~child Abuse Repost Please~
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die Y
My Friends....
To all my friends old and new i would like to apologize....my computer has been in the shop and i havent been able to respond or give love back except through my cell phone, which sux, But i have missed u all and i love u!!!!!!!!!!!!
Checking In
Hi everyone just checking in, sorry between work, kids and nephew in the hospital dont really have time at this point, I am trying. keep my nephew in your prayers how ever you do so, and yes you have our permission to those whom know what I am, and what I practice. I will be on more in time. Thank you to all who are dear to me and have my back, and whom actually read this. ~Cope
Why Is It That....
Why can't a man just say "Hey...I am really diggin u.....will you be my girl?" I mean is that too hard to do?
*sigh
So, where are all of the female freaks?!? Bi-Sexual Mysteries? Heh. I like to work, but I also like to play! :D
Insanity
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in... I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off. I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things. I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back. I've learned age is a very high pri
Hate Being Used Fer Points!
Hello to all my friends and family on Fubar! I know my friends and family notices my blogs so here it goes... I'm getting sick and tired of being used fer points! Unless I get a "Hello" or some sign of life from people on both my Friends and Family list, there's gonna be a massive blockage to my page for those that don't respond back within the next week. That's right, yall only have one week (268 hours) from 12:01am CST Tuesday to even show some kind of life and that you value our friendship. Show a sign of friendship by either a comment, private message or whatever, as long as I know yall acknowledge I even exist for something else besides lame ass points! Hope their aren't that many point sluts out there and have a wonderful rest of the week! - Tripp
~ Unbelievable!!!! Snowboard Run ~
Unbelievable Snowboard Run
Any 3sum Offers ??????
Good evening everyone...How are you doing today? I am doing good myself a little horny though... Well I am looking for any bi females that are in to guys and gurls...I would love to meet some bi chick inperson for some action...I have always dreamed about being inbetween 2 or mor gurls and being tuaght more in the sex sebject...I know some things about sex but not as much as I would like too... Let me say this If any gurls are down for the pleasure and is willing to give me a shot...Well I'd be willing to bow down to their every needs like a real man should...If you have any offers please feel free to let me know. Your friend, David
One Of My Fav Songs
Against All Odds(Take A Look At Me Now) PHIL COLLINS How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace When I stand here taking every breath with you, ooh You're the only one who really knew me at all How can you just walk away from me, when all I can do is watch you leave Cos we've shared the laughter and the pain and even shared the tears You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, oh there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of your face Ooh take a look at me now, well there's just an empty space And you coming back to me is against all odds and that's what I've got to face I wish I could just make you turn around, turn around and see me cry There's so much I need to say to you, so many reasons why You're the only one who really knew me at all So take a look at me now, well there's just an empty space And there's nothing left here to remind me, just the memory of
H.o.g./mc Looking For Members
H.O.G./MC always looking to welcome new members if you would like to join us FU Mail me and I will send you all the details thanx
If I Had
If I had time to play a game it would be with you. if I had time to have fun it would be with you. If I had time to take a picture it would be of you. f I had time to love it would be you. If I wanted to see beauty if would be with you. If I had a smile it would be for you. So now that you know how I feel, come sit with me and lets me show you what I can mean to you. Written 9/24/2007 Madusa
I Need Ur Help(guys)
if u came home from work what would u want me to be wearing to let u know that i wanted u to fuck me rough and hard???
Random
Ok so I'm still new to this stuff and I wanted to try out the blog section lol. So I think it is SO funny how these....um...I guess low self esteem people will announce EVERYTHING they are doing...I think its hilarious, it makes me feel like changing my status to...going to wipe my ass after I take a shit..... ahhh how relieving that is....I feel better now :) Thanks for checkin' out my first blog. xoxo
What Makes A World ?
God does I know ; but people of all races , color, size and creed , religion , supertitions, what if,s and what evers and so on and so on . Think bout it.All make a world . all live in this world , all love or all hate , all eat, sleep, live , die and are burried somewhere , or creamated . So why cant we all get along ? there is good and bad and none, and all> but God made it all and Satan trys to destroy all> So ? hugs all diana
Complications
i now have one more complication to worry about in my life. not sure how im gonna handle it on my own
For Those Who Need Life Explained To Them... (lol... )
On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?' So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?' And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty Years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
So Mad!!!!!!!
i am so mad i just logged on and found that one of my pics was marked nsfw today its fuckin bull shit the dam pic said alchol was invented so ugly people could get laid too...come on where in the hell is the nsfw at in that there was no pic it was a fuckin button i mean ughhhh im mad and to top it off if you look at my pics the folder it was in said....FUNNY SHIT NSFW I GUESS. UMMMMMM HI WELCOME BACK TO LIFE I ALREADY WORNED YOU UGHHH DUMB FUCKS..I AM REALLY STARTING TO HATE THIS SITE IM REALLY THINKING OF LEAVING IT THIS IS BULL SHIT..ITS AN ADULT SITE FOR CHRIST SAKES...OH WELL BASTERDS...TEY WANT NSFW I SHOULD UNLOCK MY DIRTY PICKS LOL BASTERDS OK IM DONE BITCHING...SO HOW IS EVERYONE DOING DO YOU EVEN RAD THESE THINGS???..OHHHH GREAT NEWS I FOUND OUT TODAY THAT MY SISTER IS PREGNANT SO IM GONNA BE AN AUNT AGAIN W00T W00T... OK THATS ALL FOR NOW BYE BYE
From My Dear Friend Charlotte Autry ' Gene Autry Festival "
IT'S THAT TIME!!!!Sept 26 - 30 Gene Autry Festival Gene Autry, OK.. http://www.geneautryokmuseum.com/The Gene Autry Oklahoma MuseumPO Box 67Gene Autry, OK 73436580-294-3047townofgeneautry@brightok.net Film & Music Festival The Museum's centerpiece event is the annual Film & Music Festival, held each September on the weekend closest to Gene Autry's birthday, the 29th. Headline entertainers for this year's event, which celebrates the 100th anniversary of Autry's birthdate, are "Riders in the Sky," the Grammy Award-winning crazy cowboy group. We have several very special activities planned as we celebrate Mr. Autry's 100th birthday and the Oklahoma centennial at the same time. Other featured entertainers will be Les Gilliam, the Oklahoma Balladeer, Johnny Western, who played with both Johnny Cash and Gene Autry and appeared in many of Gene's films. Cowboy singer Steve Mitchell will be joining us as will be Jeff Hildebrandt from the Westerns Channel and several other TV and film star
Blocked From Comments
well for some reason ive been blocked from commenting on pics.I dont know why . theyve allso took away my mumms. i guess it was because i put one up about who does the overlooking of them. but its a free country freedom of speech is it not? its my mumm . I should be able to have an opinion on my own. shouldnt i? Im sorrey if the person who verifys them was offended . but i had tryed to post 3-4 before that and kept getting turned down. its my opinion and my mumm so i think they should be aloud up. so what if they similar to ones id done b4. so this is y I am not commenting on photoes now. it would be nice to place up mumms again too. yes im winen.
So How Are You?
1. So how are you? horny 2. If you woke up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you would do? finger my pussy! lol 3. Have you ever crawled through a window? yessssss 4. Where is your dad? home? 5. Morning or night person? Night 6. What was the last movie you watched? uhh dunno? 7. Favorite number? 69 8. Any cool scars? no 9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first? their vaginas 10. What do you do when no one is watching? masturbate 11. Ever been in love? no 12. How's life going for you? EH 13. What is your curfew? none 14. Do you talk a lot? no 15. Do you pick ur nose? all the time! 16. What's your worst personality flaw? none lol :P 17. Would you marry for money? ok 18. Could you live without a computer? FUCK NO! 19. If you could live in any past time period, when would it be? 1940's or 1960's-70's 20. Do you drink enough water? never lol 21. Do you wear shoes in your h
Who Has Your Heart?
1] Who has your heart? my chest 2] How did you wake up this morning? like normally >.> 3] Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset? set 4] Are you wearing any non clothing items? nope, and no clothes either hahahaha 5] What did you do last night? sleep 6] Do you always lock your door? YES!! I'm paranoid lol 7] Do you like to give hugs? no >.> 8] Did you brush your teeth this morning? noooooooooo i never do lol 9] Have you ever been on the radio? yup 10] What did you drink today? rum, lol j/k juiceeeeeee 11] Do you like honey? sure 12] What's the last thing you broke? plate last week :( 13] Do you know the date? umm, 19 14] Where's the last place you went shopping? grocery store 15] Did you sing at all today? yup 16] When's the last time you cried? forever ago 17] How many letters are there in your last name? 6 xD...7 in French xD lol 18] When did you go swimming last? omg before I hit puberty 19] Do you love anyon
Suicide Ame Contest
Rules Enter a pic that resembles the Suicide Girls Style and dress (i'll even photoshop backgrounds if needed) Be as creative as possible Refer to the pics in bulletin for ideas or google Suicides Girls Pics may be nsfw if you wish but besure to have your voters add me to vote if you choose the nsfw theme This is a rates only contest Prizes include a 30 day blast or vic May the best Suicider win For more info contact BlueDemon Ellie's FuHubby(1st Deputy Chief Of 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar
What's The Color Of The Soap In Your Bathroom?
1. What's the color of the soap in your bathroom? clear liquid...but in shower is green xD 2. Do you like cola? duh 3. What's the 15th contact in your phone? n/a 4. Are you on AIM right now? msnnnnn 5. Whats your opinion on Alvin & the Chipmunks? love 'em lol 6. Ever said the n-word to a black person? noooooooo xD lol 7. What're you doing tomorrow around 10:00 a.m? sleeping 8. Do you like writing in cursive or print, better? print 9. Favorite reality TV Show? apprenticeeeee 11. Do the speakers on your computer work? yes 12. Have you ever written in wet cement? nope 13. Ever worn your underwear backwards? no 16. Favorite Jelly flavor? grape 17. Ever shopped for shoes online? no 18. How are your grades? n/a 19.Whats on your mind? nofink 20. Don't you just HATE George Bush? xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 21. Do you follow your horoscope? no 22. How do you feel about brown grass? O_o 23. Are You thirsty? yes 24. Ever
Have You Ever Driven Without A License?
1. Have you ever driven without a license? mhm 2. Have you ever talked to someone when THEY were high? yes, its fun...if i am not high 3. How many people do you hate? 1...2...3....ALL xD 4. do you like to workout? LOL whats that? 5. I just noticed question 5 was missing. whatever.... yes 6. If so how many push ups can you do? i can eat a whole box of pushup pops xD hahhaaha 7. Do you know how to cook? DUH! 8. Can you do anything with your tongue? mhmmmmmmmmmm ^_____^ 9. Whats your favorite flower? none 10. Any plans for this weekend? nah 13. How many red lights have you ran? none 15. What phrase or word do you say all the time? "are you kidding?" i say a lot lately lol 16. Have you ever cut your own hair? i DO! 17. What is your favorite song? lots 18. Washing cars..hate it? yes 19. What do you look for in the perfect guy/girl? >.> 20. Has your view on someone you know changed recently? maybe 21. If you could be a chara
To All My Lady Friend's On Fubar!
Orkut Comments & Glitters , Myspace Comments
First Reactions
OKAY...this is called "FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ". You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can't think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, I put my answers below. Here we go: 1. [Beer] yucky 2. [Relationships] - drama 4. [Purple] - pink 5. [Power Rangers] for boys 6. [Weed] - illegal 7. [Steroids] - nasty 8. [Cartoons] fun 9. [The President] - trying his best 10. [Tupperware] - love it 11. [Florida] beaches 12. [Santa Claus] - big man with a jolly laugh 13. [Halloween] - booo 14. [Bon Jovi] 80's 15. [Grammer] - duh 16: [Myspace] boring 17. [Worst fear] snakes 18. [Marriage] - YUCK 19. [Paris Hilton] - silly lil rich girl 20. [Patrick] swayze 21. [Redheads] - Gina and Sassy 22. [Blondes] - have more fun 23. [Pass the] - buck 24. [One night stand] Two nights are better... 25. [Donald Trump] - bad hair piece 26. [Neverland] tinker
The Kitchen Bitch
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5 -year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now... cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses on the train...cause we're going down the tracks. The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.' Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... 'All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.' She heard her little darling continue...'For those of you just boarding, rem
Facebook Under Fire
Facebook subpoenaed over user safety Mon Sep 24, 3:20 PM ET New York State Attorney General Andrew Cuomo said on Monday his office is investigating Facebook, accusing the social networking site of not keeping young users safe from sexual predators and not responding to user complaints. In a letter accompanying a subpoena for documents, Cuomo said a preliminary review revealed defects in Facebook's safety controls and in its response to complaints. He said these shortcomings contrast with assurances made by the company. In recent weeks, investigators conducted undercover tests of Facebook's safety controls and procedures, posing as underage users. The investigators found they were solicited by adult sexual predators and could access pornographic images and videos, Cuomo said. A spokeswoman for Facebook, based in Palo Alto, California, said the company was aware of the subpoena and is preparing a statement. In the last year, social networking sites such as Facebook an
I Love You
I am in the world to love you . . . to love you and to want you. To need you, to feel you, to touch you, to be with you. I love you in the morning, the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours you are away. I love the old and the new, the sunlight and the shade, the warmth and the cool, the smiles and the tears . . . for it is only because I love you that any of these thigs exsist. I love you because I was searching for true meanings of love that I did not know until I found them in you. Those things I have learned through and because of you. You are all I love. You are my love.
~ If You Store Your Kids Pics Online, Watch This ~
Mom takes action after finding sons pics on pedo site 9/22/07 Winnipeg Flickr photo share site is scalped for childrens images.As long as they are not pornographic it is legal.
Beauty Reclaimed
Spirit of the moon, Heal my broken heart, Let the shadow of pain, Drift away in your silvery light. Spirit of the moon, Let my heart heal, And once more be strong, That I may love again. I beg your patience and favor to entertain my request, that just so I wish, so may it be. Let it be so! Rue Sanctus spiritus reins nostros and horn nostrum Dominate
Stupidity
So my dumb ass got hurt yet once again, im so stupid for falling for another girl!!! This 1 i honest to god thought we were perfect, but her ex bf that she loved jumped into the picture and i was dropped like i didnt even matter!!! Why does this shit always happen to me??
Thought For The Day !!
Thought for the day Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't Eat it or Screw it. Piss on it and Walk Away.
What Kind Of Girl I Like
Well in the short time I've been on fubar I've noticed that i've been hit on by alot of girls. I wont complain hell I like to flirt with females. However I've come to notice one thing? None of the girls i've talked to believe themselves to be sexy? or good looking? I ask myself why when all the girls I've talked to are damn hott? I've also been asking what kinda girl I like. Well its rather quite simple. I like a girl who is herself, a personality is a must, way more so then a body. Looks are good, but personality is better. So if you got a personality feel free to let it out, dont be afraid to be a dork. I like my girl to have a "girl next door" type of personality, just be laid back and mellow.
Still Even More To Love!!
this is getting ridiculous!!! just had a convo with another person on aim...a rather nice person mind you...she...well i'll let u read the convo.... janedoe8411 (11:05:27 PM): hello, you don't know me and I don't know you but I was wondering if I could talk to you for a moment OffTheWallChick1 (11:05:41 PM): about? janedoe8411 (11:06:29 PM): I seen something posted on myspace a few days ago. Some guy was harrassing you. janedoe8411 (11:06:40 PM): it's none of my business, but it was quite rude janedoe8411 (11:07:13 PM): he posted it in a blog. it was ridiculous. i just wanted you to see what he looks like before he makes anymore judgments about ANYONE being ugly OffTheWallChick1 (11:07:22 PM): umm..ok janedoe8411 (11:07:44 PM): http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendID=139789220 janedoe8411 (11:08:12 PM): but anyways, that's all I wanted. janedoe8411 (11:08:17 PM): I just thought it was immature OffTheWallChick1 (11:08:35 PM): oh it was...thoug
Fire Behind The Eyes
sirens roar in the night of twilight going faster as the engines streak down the road hearing people yelling for help.. as they arrive they see the flames billowing out of the roof raoring in the dark sky the fire brightens up the night making it look like daytime. rushing in they hear the infants cry and scream.. breaking down each door till they find the infant running into opsticales the see the fire behind the eyes of the wall.. rushing to get to the infant before it is to late they see the mother and father trapped screaming for help they rescue them.. half the crew leaves with the mother and father as the rest look for the infant that they heard crying in the night as they reach the last door they hear the infant one last time crashing in the door they finally approach the infant and rescue the baby. as they try to leave the building collapses and traps all of them in the room waiting for help they dig their way out finding a window t
~ Illegal Immigrants To Be Granted Drivers License In New York ~
It is Never gonna end. Illegal immigrants to be granted drivers license in New York 9/23/07 (AP) - New York will allow illegal immigrants who have a valid foreign passport to get a driver's license, with a goal of bringing "people out of the shadows" into American society, Gov. Eliot Spitzer said Friday. New York has between 500,000 and 1 million undocumented immigrants, many of whom are driving without a license and car insurance or with fake driver's licenses, Spitzer said at a news conference announcing the executive order. "They no longer need to hide and pretend they are not here," said Spitzer. "We will not become part of what is propagated on the federal level that if we don't admit they are here then we can somehow not provide services. That is bad policy." Under the new policy, immigrants - regardless of their status - will be permitted to provide a current, verifiable foreign passport in applying for a license. The policy will be phased in over time beginning
Lonely
as i look into the rain i see the light from the lightning confussed if it is gonna strike near me or not sitting alone staring at the storm oh man please bring me back to the time back to the time that i was not lonely lonely for the days of happiness lonely for the days that love looked at me lightining srikes close and closer just watching the rain coming down and thinking about the way we sat and kissed in the rain lonely for the days of tha touch you gave me lonely for the times when our lips locked
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Sorrow Ii
time arises when we all shall leave as time comes so does sorrow cometh to the time of dispair and sanity we shall follow our kind to the end sorrow is the dispair of life sorrow is the time we all give up not caring when we do nor what we say thinking everything is ok bring the life and time to the end sorrow is the end of time not of life sorrow is the grief of a new era in our life take me to the time that is no long of mind taking me to the place that is forever sorrow cometh for us all
Life&psycho Pt 2
->Psychowolf...: i am calling my Cousin who lives at blackjack ranch in somerseville to come inspect the baby before he buys it! ->Psychowolf...: ask jeeves Leanna_K.O...: payment for what ->Psychowolf...: early payment, its a trophy of gold Leanna_K.O...: why did you send me a gift
My Husband Is Sorry
my husband posted a bulliten today about fubar and he is sorry about it...he got his priviliges taken away such as commenting and bullitens...like i said he is sorry for it all and he wanted everyone to know...love jenn here is my husband HOTSTUD262006 founder and Recruiter of The Godfather Family.(Real husband to Angel1111)@ fubar
The Sugar Cube/hot Pink Site
Finally its that time! The new site has been launched and The Sugar Cube is up and running! www.hotpink-productions.com I hope you all enjoy of course you feedback (Good or Bad) is appreciated Thanks, Sugar
The Loss Of A Child Only Shows The Hate Of The World
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries she loves her parents But they want her to die she sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is my life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "Youeserve to die You
People Stop Whining, U Dont Like Fubar Then Hit The Delete My Profile, Damn Babies!!
Love this song :D All day ive seen people bitch and moan about how they dont like this or that on Fubar, well if ur life is Fubar, I feel for you, turn off the pc go do something productive. If u dont like the way they run the site, delete urself, go back to myspace I read a bulletin today about a guy who is getting a lawyer cause Baby J wont answer his emails about his complaints lmao well im sure Mike (Baby J) gets enough of these types of emails and hes tired of the whining and bitching too. This guy in the bulletin claims, hes gonna own Fubar cause he took screen shots lmao Good luck on that one buddy. Man talk about some people that need to check themselves. Then other people complaining about the bouncer checks, me myself I like them way better then the time outs, reason there is bouncer checks is to bust people using blasters/scripts, this is an adult site, can we all just deal with the way the site is and stop bitching about all the little things in life, my god use ur en
Another Idiot Pt2
->Psychowolf...: The force is strong in the young padawan..... Leanna_K.O...: oh i see well i am sorry but i think that i am done talking to you... you scare me ->Psychowolf...: I have jedi powers; and monitor the black market trade Leanna_K.O...: but how did you know it happend to me it just is a lil odd i have not said anything to anyone ->Psychowolf...: ive heard rumors on the internets of people buying kids on fubar Leanna_K.O...: no he did not give an amout.... what the fuck how did you know that he wanted to buy my kid ->Psychowolf...: i bet he offered some insane value, like 50k or some shit Leanna_K.O...: it was started cuz i have my son as my prim... how did you know that he wanted to buy my kid ->Psychowolf...: what was he offering, seriously?. What started it? Leanna_K.O...: yes ->Psychowolf...: was some guy offering to buy your kid..............phsyco thats to funny!
To My Bls Brothers And Sisters
2day we lost a really good man he wasnt a BLS FAM MEMBER but he got to hear some of ZAKK's tunes and his favorite was IN THIS RIVER AND SPOKE IN THE WHEEL my great grand FARTHER died today my mom and i found him so say pray for him and us THANKS AND LIKE ALWAYS SDMF 4 LIFE
Cell
That song again Hearing it go off Ringing in my ears Effort to try paying attention Ignoring that buzzing. Technology and its marvels Useful when it can be Nightmare when religion becomes The puppet master of the machine I always thought cells were in the body Not attached to the ear. Rule break People ignore My sighs watching a show Can't stand hearing the words Yeah, maybe, sure, and bye. Turn off means very close To the point it is broken Another ring that sounds horrible I don't find it a problem or annoyance A discomfort to my happiness
In Response To Lifesez's Blog
->Psychowolf...: The force is strong in the young padawan..... Leanna_K.O...: oh i see well i am sorry but i think that i am done talking to you... you scare me ->Psychowolf...: I have jedi powers; and monitor the black market trade Leanna_K.O...: but how did you know it happend to me it just is a lil odd i have not said anything to anyone ->Psychowolf...: ive heard rumors on the internets of people buying kids on fubar Leanna_K.O...: no he did not give an amout.... what the fuck how did you know that he wanted to buy my kid ->Psychowolf...: i bet he offered some insane value, like 50k or some shit Leanna_K.O...: it was started cuz i have my son as my prim... how did you know that he wanted to buy my kid ->Psychowolf...: what was he offering, seriously?. What started it? Leanna_K.O...: yes ->Psychowolf...: was some guy offering to buy your kid
Self Esteem
when u get put down because of the way you look and teased because of they way you look do you have a slow self esteem? i was teased as a kid and i really havent had much self esteem. i constantly put my self down because i think i am ugly and no good enough for anyone. till this day i still have it happened to me. i tell my self all the time not to let it bother me and yet it still does. so is there anyone out there that can say they don't have low self esteem? i always tell ppl if they don't like the way i look then oh well but still it hurts me because i already have low self esteem. so does anyone have an suggestions on how to raise your self esteem?
Can You Guys Please Help..
My gf needs help leveling up. I hope everyone shows her some love and shit. hairangel69@ fubar
Priceless
If You Like To Bomb Come Join
ok if you wanna join a good fubar bomber family that has nice ppl and if you want to meet some nice ppl you can click on this link and read the rules and someone will get back to you FUS-CHERRY-BOMBERS-FAMILY@ fubar
Licks
I love licking and kissing, I think the art of kissing has been lost , so many people are in such a hurry that they want to rush you really can't rush you have to go slow, head back hand on your neck other hand in your hair stroking , licking yummm, I so love to kiss.. deeply!!!
A Guy Who Leaves A Girl Who Wont Have Sex With Him
This is what has been on my mind for the past week and I thought Id share this with you all. I know this guy wont read this because he decided he would pretty much delete me off of everything but I hope this will affect somebody in a good way and that somebody might take something good away from this section of my life. A week ago I decided that I would meet somebody from the internet, something I thought I would never do, but I talked to this guy for a little bit and he seemed like a genuinely good guy and quite attractive so I went for it. His name is Alex and he was simply amazing, seriously, too good to be true. He acted like he wanted to be with me and told me cute little things that made me feel special. Although I did find some things I didnt really like about him, but everybody has something that they do not really like or agree with about the person they like, youre always going to have some sort of difference. Here Is onehe sort of has this other personality, except n
~ Police Disgusted By Acts On Tape ~
I would just LOVE to have just FIVE FUCKING MINUTES with both of these low life fucking scum of humanity. I would just keep beating the shit out of both of these people the fucking kid for having the tape for 5 months and showing it to people, and the Guy on the tape because he is LOWER then whale shit at the bottom of the Ocean. If anyone knows these people Please call i am not sure how old this report is. Fucking Low life son of a Bitch!!!! Police Disgusted By Acts On Tape. - Post Media Reply Marked as: Mature Police in Nevada are disgusted and sick at the abuse of a little girl found on a recently discovered child pornography tape.
Sex!!!
Okay does anyone know why when i post a new pic it doesnt let my friends know? It used to before, what am I doing wrong?? Help me friends!!!! I need you now
Blonde's Year In Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. *********** February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!! !.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! *********** March - Got really excited..... finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2-4 years!" *********** April - Trapped on escalator for hours..... Power went out!!! *********** May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.... .wrong instructions. ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! *********** June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn' t find a lake with a slope. *********** July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition. ....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! *********** August - Got locked out of my car in rainstorm... ..car swamped because soft-top was open. *********** September - The capital of California is "C".....isn' t it??? *********** October - Hate M &M's.....they are s
Wander With Me
The world wanders with me tonight Little steps I take with you I follow your heart and I follow the moon So hidden far away from me The world wanders with us tonight Ahhh if only far away from here existed A place where to discover my heart To know if it can love you or not And it will wander and it will wander This heart of mine along with you And the earth will wander My life will wander and yes yes one day it will understand It's you who wanders with me tonight It's you who wanders far from here But yes I know that you are my moon Something you show, something you don't There are blue roads in the sky There are eyes, and the sky is already there Yes, I think this is the stars Ahh, if I could stop like this And it will wander, and it will wander My heart far from you And the earth will wander My life will wander and one day yes, yes it will understand Heart already far away Yes you are the moon If only i could discover it in the sky And it wi
Born With You
I could lie and say I never saw it coming, but that would not explain the need I felt to hold you on that first day. I was born with you inside me, have felt you all along demanding that I be more than I am, better. I have made myself for you. You are here, finally. All rights reserved
Please Read
Greetings Sisters, and Brothers, please read this, and send prayers of strength to Rhonda and her family. Thank you, Thunder ----- Original Message ----- From: angelfrombuv3221985 To: BoS-Pagan@yahoogrou ps.com Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 9:35 AM Subject: [BoS-Pagan] WITCH TRIALS CONTINUE IN SOUTH CAROLINA! Rhonda has asked me to pass along a post that she has made... for all pagans to read, to share, and to spread like wildfire, she needs all of the pagans possible to be supportive.. energy, and/or moral support thanks! Heres what she wrote: This is a more detailed account. The more attention I can get on this the better! Please pass around to anyone you think might listen. Thanks. We are unable to go home at the moment because it isn't safe for us there. They are always watching what we are doing and we are afraid of more Police retribution so are staying at my Mother in- law's house, but this isn't home.....so I am trying to get on the computer w
I Cost $3525 A Night
See How Much You're Really Worth! NO CHEATING!! Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [] Blonde - $50 [] Black - $15 [] Bald - $5 [] Other-$75 Total: $100 Eye Color: [] Brown - $50 [x] Green - $75 [] Blue $50 [] Hazel $100 [] Other - $50 Total so far: $175 Height: [] Over 7' - $200 [] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45 [] Under 4'9 - $45 Total so far: $325 Age: [] 31 to 40 - $100 [] 26 to 30 - $75 [x] 21 to 25 - $50 [] 19 to 20 - $25 [] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: $375 Birth Order: [] Twins or more than twins - $300 [x] First Born - $300 [] Only Child - $250 [] second born - $150 [] Middle child - $100 [] Last Born - $100 [] third born - $100 [] fourth born - $100 [] fifth born - $546 [] sixth born - $600 Total so far: $675 Drink? [] I did like twice - $400 [] Only Holidays - $250 [] Sometimes - $215 [] YES - $200 [] only weekends - $300 [] Every other day - $50 [
Please Help Find Missing Chicago Woman! Not A Hoax Link Inside
MISSINGNailah O. FranklinMissing since Tuesday, September 18, 2007Last spoken to Tuesday, September 18, 2007 approximately 4:00 PM centralAge: 28Height: 5"2'Weight: 115llbs - 118lbsHair: Dk BrownEyes: Dk BrownCar: 2005 Black Chevrolet Impala 2005, IL plates 1957855*We have reason to believe that she may be in danger. If you have any information pertaining to her whereabouts, or have any information that may be helpful to the authorities please contact the Chicago Police Department at 312-746-9259. CLICK HERE TO READ FOX NEWS STORY
Naughty Pixxx
If you would like to view my naughty pix, buy me a blast or a VIP.... THX
New One
YUP YOU GUESSED IT....I NEED SOME BOMBING HELP FROM MY FRIENDS!! IF YOU CAN'T STAY AND BOMB AT LEAST RATE THE PIC CAUSE RATES ARE WORTH POINTS ALSO :D 1ST PLACE = HAPPYHOUR OR 2 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE = 1 WEEK BLAST 3RD PLACE = 3 DAY BLAST MANY SMILES MANY THANKS &MUCH LOVE
Help Wanted....
Come and see us at THE FIRE PIT if you are interested in DJing for a up and coming Lounge. Talk to Bubba, Ms. Mama, or DJ Shad0w for all info.
~ Foot Washing Basins For Muslim Taxi Cabs ~
I am Sorry we do not do these things for any other Religion and i do not think we should start now!!!!! Foot Washing Basins In Muslim Taxi Cab Rank Triggers Uproar. - Post Media Reply INDIANAPOLIS, IN -- A proposal to install special foot washing basins for Muslim taxi cab drivers at the new Indianapolis airport is angering one local pastor. An airport project spokesman says the idea is out of concern for the health and safety of the drivers, but a pastor sees it as state-sponsored religion. During the Sunday sermon at Hope Baptist Church, Pastor Jerry Hillenburg blasted what he described as a secular government "that is condemning Christianity, lifting its support on the government's dime to the religion of Islam. " At issue is a wash room which is designed specifically for Muslims to sit down and wash their feet before they pray. A proposal calls for such a facility to be built in the taxi drivers' lounge at the new Indianapolis International airport, since 80 perc
A Poem Ive Had For A Long Time....
Not Sure Who Wrote It... This is for the women that are waking up at 6 a.m. every morning, laying out clothes and packing lunches for those small precious children that they have been left alone to care for. This is for the pregnant military wife wondering if her husband will make it home in time to watch their miracle happen. This is for the childless military wife, living in a town or on a camp alone where she is a complete stranger to her surroundings. This is for the women that feel like a spare part when they go out with their friends and their husbands. This is for the military wife that canceled all her plans to wait by the phone, and even though the phone broke up and cut off every time you spoke to him you waited anyway. This is to recognize the woman that felt like she was dying inside when he said he had to go, but smiled for him anyway. This is for those of you that are faithfully in that long line at the post office once a month, handling 2 larg
Little Kids Are A Blessing
Today I had a pretty bad start to the day and I got on my bus to pick up my children for headstart and I was a wreck. I just didnt think I could focus. I picked up my aide and everything was still not focusing. I picked up my first child and he came on and looked me straight in the eye as I said good morning and he came up to me and gave me a hug and said ms. Teresa I really love you your the best bus driver I will ever have and I just wanted to burst into tears. I love my children on the bus they always tell it like it is and I can't ask for anything better because they always know when your feeling good or bad and they always have those questions for u. That just made my day. I always look forward to my bus runs. The children always seem to make my day. I hope that I live to see these children grow up and someday I just might graduate to a bigger bus. Thanx for reading this everyone.
My Mumm
Hey I like metal and punk.. i dont liste to emo at all... I like harcore punk... and metal is cool.. I like slyer and other bands and is willing to listen to anything excpt for emo or country... I like my music fast and hard so if you think im a poser your wrong.. But your free to give me your thoughts.. but my friends its all rock and roll to me
Another Idiot!
Lifesez: i am calling my uncle who lives at blackjack ranch in somerseville to come inspect the baby before i buy it! Leanna_K.O...: what the fuck you need help ->Lifesez: you started typing to me cause you want to sell your baby to me and see my penis! Leanna_K.O...: fuck you, you are not getting my son now leave me the hell alone ->Lifesez: i want to buy the baby...how much i see where you live and i want to buy it Leanna_K.O...: you will come no where near my baby ->lifesez: i will come to buy your baby!! Leanna_K.O...: go to hell dirt bag ->lifesez: sell me the baby! Leanna_K.O...: what the fuck you are ass ->lifesez: i want to buy your ugly baby...how much for the littlew girl? Leanna_K.O...: fuck you you bastard you are ugly IT HAS REACHED THE POINT WHERE I WANT TO CAMPAIGN AGAINST CHILDREN ON PRIMARY PHOTOS.THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!
Secret Usaf Team To Perfect Strike Plan For Iran
Secret USAF Team To Perfect Strike Plan for Iran ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Chrissay Date: 24 Sep 2007, 19:08 [Times Online]From The Sunday TimesSeptember 23, 2007Secret US air force team to perfect plan for Iran strikeSarah Baxter, Washington Also from Sarah Baxter: Israelis seized nuclear material in Syrian raid | Snatched: Israeli commandos nuclear raid | Israelis 'blew apart Syrian nuclear cache' | Alan Greenspan: "Blair was clearly an aide to Brown"THE United States Air Force has set up a highly confidential strategic planning group tasked with fighting the next war as tensions rise with Iran. Project Checkmate, a successor to the group that planned the 1991 Gulf Wars air campaign, was quietly reestablished at the Pentagon in June. It reports directly to General Michael Moseley, the US Air Force chief, and consists of 20-30 top air force officers and defence and cyberspace experts with ready access to the White House, the CIA and
The Music Will Deliver The Words Tonite
the song I would like to dedicate to my parents when I leave this house! CROSSFADE LYRICS "Already Gone" I will not leave a letter nothing at all I'm sure you won't notice that I'm even gone I wont break this silence we've shared for so long I will be strong I will not leave a letter nothing at all I'm sure you won't notice that I'm even gone Why did I stay here stay for so long When we're so far gone I feel so stupid taking this fall I should have seen it known all along I won't break this silence we've shared for so long I will be strong What could you possibly want from me Can't you see I'm already gone Everything we thought we'd be I still don't feel sorry for this loss I will not waste a moment thinking these thoughts Forgetting comes easy I never cared at all Hurt became hate now I'm feeling the strain There's just too much pain Falling to pieces get swept away Left all our pictures some to fade I won't break this silence we've shared
Sensership
The function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly. We are making some minor changes to this section, please bear with us until we can get this back online. Please do NOT email me about this. Just wait it out. 24 Sep 2007 -Tom we are checking your page out be4 we delite you cos we are worryd you are wakeing people up to the truth thanks tom it will take 3 hours if cant log back in your delited
The Montgomery Gentry Concert
It was a humid Saturday night but, the entertainment was at it's finest wen Montgomery Gentry and Bombshell Tequila visited my house (Ft Benning). The entertainers were awesome and the most gracious s well. They asked to take pictures with me and we had many laughs and great conversations before and after the show. Christy and Buffy were great (Bomb Shell Tequila) and of course the cast of the finest security in the world, US Army Military Police. On Monday morning on a National Syndicated radio show, Eddie Montgomery was heard to say, "I do not know how the war on terror is going overseas but, I know damn sure if you go to Ft Benning, Georgia and act the fool, the MPs will hog tie you ........ The show and friends made on Saturday Night will leave a lasting memory for many years. Thanks to Montgomery Gentry and BombShell Tequila. My pups had fun too ..............
Sweet Torture
Sweet Torture I see her words as she flirts on-line Sweet Torture I hear her voice across the crowded room Oh Sweet Torture Her eyes twinkle, her smile sparkles Sweet Torture Her lips part as she licks her upper lip seductively Oh the Sweet Torture Her finger traces my lips, down my chin and to the top button Sweet Torture She grabs my hand and beacons me to follow her Oh the Sweet Torture I watch her sway that sexy strut she has Sweet sweet Torture She takes her time as she unlocks and opens the door Oh the Sweet Torture She walks backwards as she stares in my eyes and leads me in Sweet Torture I go to grab her, to pull her to me, but she resists Oh Sweet Torture She quietly, softly whispers in my ear that she is in charge tonight Sweet Torture Slowly she undoes the buttons, stripping off my shirt So Sweet the Torture She kisses my chest, sucks on my nipples and slowly so slowly she descends Sweetest of Torture Unbuckling my belt, undoing more buttons, I f
Vote For Me
Draining
Talk about a mental and emotionally drained. Dealing with my childrens father is just that. He has changed his mind and how he felt about me and our family more times than a girl changes hers about what outfit to wear or about what they want to eat. He is worse about that and takes longer to get ready than any of my friends. I am so glad that I have all the friends and support that I have. I haven't gone back to work yet, but everyone who knows has been there and helping out and letting me vent. Soon I will find a man that has me in his world and actually helps support me and my kids even though they were fathered by some man that can barely take care of himself. Someone that is ready to settle down and have a family and that knows what he wants in life and isn't just test driving women like another man who sees women just as a bunch of cars trying to find the right fit. Come on! I don't want another child I need to raise i'd rather have a full grown man who has a job and his own pl
Oral Sex
Okay now not that I don't enjoy giving, but I have a big issue here. Significant other and I have been together for more than 16 years (yes married) and in all that time, I routinely provide oral services for her.. It is something I enjoy doing for her. Now in that same amount of time that I have possibly licked her clit to orgasm maybe a thousand times... she has stroked my cock 0 times. She has taken the head of my cock in her mouth once... for 2 seconds. I mean really is it a fair assumption that to give is to receive as well? Damn it all I just need a fuck, a suck, and a tug!
Why?
I'm not depressed, just wondering why be here?
I'm Sorry To Everyone For Spreading Lies.
I'm sorry to everyone for spreading lies. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 24 Sep 2007, 06:32 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: The Truth - SPREAD It!Date: 23 Sep 2007, 21:06----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: BillDate: Sep 23, 2007 8:59 PM: I'm sorry to everyone for spreading lies.Truth09 Me too, Bill. Tell us how it is Uncle Sam.http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=204990038&MyToken=cdaf7dc8-50de-4270-9bcc-fc98898681a1----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: truth09Date: Sep 23, 2007 9:23 PM----------------- Bulletin Email -----------------De : Pamela's ProtestDate : 23 sept. 2007, 20:18im sorry to everyone for spreading lies----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: jesseDate: Sep 23, 2007 8:13 PM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Uncle SamDate: Sep 23, 2007 7:42 PMLook, Uncle Sam is going to se
Wild Me
I HAVE BEEN KNOW TO DANCE ON TABLES WHEN I GET DRUNK,AND THE RUMORS ARE TRUE I USED TO BE A STRIPPER.BUT I LOVE TO HAVE A GREAT TIME WHEN I GO OUT.AND YES I CAN DANCE
Love
WHAT IS LOVE. I THOUGHT IT WAS WENT 2 PEOPLE CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER AND NOTHING CAN RIP THEM APART
My Myspace Sites
Since you all are asking here is the link to my myspace sites! Come on over and add me!!!!!! www.myspace.com/sugarscube www.myspace.com/hotpinkproductions www.myspace.com/fuckfashiondesigns
Good Info On Myspace / Mysplinks (etc.)
GOOD INFO ON MYSPACE / MYSPLINKS (ETC.) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 24 Sep 2007, 06:33 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: The Truth - SPREAD It!Date: 23 Sep 2007, 21:05It actually works, guys! Just tested it. :)----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: DaveDate: Sep 23, 2007 11:45 PM Top Ten Reasons Why Msplinks Suck 1. They hide the destination you are about to click to. 2. They are occasionally miscoded by myspace encryption process, which sometimes cannot decipher it's own code. 3. They allow myspace to track all links leaving their site. No other site has this advantage. Sites normally can only track incoming and internal traffic. 4, If messages are copied and then posted on other sites or forums, myspace (News Corp) still gets to track the traffic. 5. Now that they have started imposing this into users profile CSS, it breaks some profiles. For example it can stop youtube video
Dumb Dicks
Why do men have dumb dicks!? They have a head with no brain, that hangs around with two nuts and lives around the corner from an asshole
Im So Admired!
LOOKIE! IM admired! Some polesmoker decided to Blog about me. Looks like i have the head of my fan club already chosen. http://fubar.com/blog/128508/537886# http://fubar.com/blog/128508/538051
Vapor Lock
Why do men snore??? When they sleep on their backs their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock
Cum!
Man asks his wife if he can CUM in her ear...She says NO I might go deaf....Man replies....I CUM in your mouth all the time and you never shut the fuck up!!!!
Neo-nazis In Israel
Neo-Nazis in Israel
I Am Not Perfect!
I do not know tell me how how do i please you with all my heart i swear i do try hard daily all my life nothing was good enough i always had to be the best at everything that i do the strong one, the surviver For my family i could not be weak I had no child hood cooking cleaning from as soon as you could teach me the way you tell at age three it all started Yes there is a point of responsibility i mean hell you where a single mom so you had to raise us strong and independent but how come why why did i have to be strong for all of us you made me think i had to be perfect had to do things perfectly and because i am only human i could not so there for i always felt like a fallure in you eyes I am not perfect I do not want to be perfect I want to be me Not your back bone i am not living your life through me i want to be happy and hard that is for me I finally have that chance and I am not going to let you screw this up for me.
Where Have U Been My Love ?
With the hole night sky dark as black, I lay to sleep dreaming Of you how you are and I think on how,the stars are envys on how beautiful your eyes shine brighter then them. As the roses are nothing compaird to your smile when you are happy I see you as a shineing ray of light gideing me though what I need in life hopeing to hear the sweet sound of your voice to touch your hand feel you even if for a moment. Where have you been my dear love how come i cant see you I want to be near you and feel your heart next to mine a love that with stands all that that has been stood up even with everything thorwn at is, is a love that last forever where have you been my love ?
Pray For Steven
plz pray for steven as he is in the hospitol for a few days i will know more later and will fill everyone in
Sctm #3
Some general stats: I'm 5'4", @ 140lbs, which means I'm a curvy girl. I have boobs and ass and hips and I like it that way! Dudes who like a rail thin girl - get bent. Ha! But that is your taste and I respect that. *wink* I'm 29 years of age. I will be turning 30 November 24th. You have exactly 60 shopping days. I gladly accept gifts. A list of my sizes and favorites is available upon request. I have very plain, every day dark brown eyes. Other than using them to show expression, keeping me from bumping into things, and the occassional eyelash batting routine...they are just eyes. I have dark, not quite brown not quite black shoulder lenght hair. I'm ready to change it. Not gonna cut it, but I am going to color it. I'll humor any suggestions. I have a caramel skin tone. It's the perfect blend of my mom's skin tone, which is very "yellow" and my dad's. He has an average chocolate skin tone. I some times get asked if I'm mixed. I'm not. I have a varied cultural background
For Ma And Pa
I was starting to feel the warmth again But of course you had to come around and Make me wish this was the end I try to make you happy But I don't know what your wanting from me When I get the opportunity I'm gonna take it and be Free Free from this heartache and misery you keep giving me I'm gonna leave and not say anything at all except for goodbye and farewell I hope you will miss me while i'm gone But I won't waste a tear or waste a thought thinking of you cuz I will be happy I will be smiling something that doesn't happen around here too often I give up I'm done I don't know where you got your ideas of parenting from But you act like your sick & tired of me being here You keep on pushing me to the edge I'm tired of pushing back I'm letting go, this isn't gonna work I hope the memories of me lurk Cuz i'm gonna walk away with no regrets I'm not gonna turn around Becuz where i'm going happiness is finally found. -by Jolene Barber 9/24/07
New Fighting Unit For Iraq
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These boys will be dropped off in Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists : 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
Mandi Perkins Crissa
CAN WE HELP THE CHILDREN OF THE STREETS? CAN WE HELP ERADICATE TEEN HOMELESSNESS AND PROSITUTION? Could a song? ************************************** A couple months ago, I met an amazing girl by the name of Carissa. When she was really young, Carissa was abandoned in the lobby of the Juvenile hall in Fresno. After being treated really badly, she ran away from group homes and ended up in the streets. Homeless and alone, she begged and stole to feed herself. Foster care ignored her. The juvenile justice system failed her. With no one to turn to, she was taken to "Motel Drive," a street in Fresno known for prostitution, and told what to do. She was 12 yrs old. After years of struggling, Carissa pulled herself off the streets and attended college. At the age of 26, she recently graduated from UCLA earning a law degree and an MBA at the same time. A classmate at UCLA (David S
Peanuts
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small was it?" Sally replied, "No... salty!"
Baltimore Girl
Baltimore Girl A girl from Baltimore and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The girl from Baltimore, being friendly and all said, "So, where ya from?" The west coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence." The girl from Baltimore, sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where ya from... bitch?"
Picture On The Nightstand
The picture on the nightstand. After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery."
Last One Tonight...
Enjoy ;) 10 Minutes Away Today I finally got the message that I had been waiting for for a very long time. We had been planning this rendezvous for years and it was finally going to happen. "Meet me in the parking lot at 3 and don't be late," was what the email said. The encounter would take place in two days. I was given specific instructions to wear nylons with garters and high heels. Since it had been a long time since I had even gone on a date, none of these things were in my wardrobe, so I had to do some shopping. I went to the store and tried on some sexy, lacy, black lingerie and in the mirror looking back at me was a stranger. "What am I doing?" I thought. I felt uncomfortable and scared, but decided that I was going to have the time of my life and talked myself into it. My fantasy partner and I had been friends for almost 30 years and had begun to exchange very sexy, detailed emails of our fantasies. We wrote to each other often and suddenly, these emails turned int
Blank Check
"A Veteran - whether active duty, retired, national guard or reserve - is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America', for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'" -- Author Unknown
Full Interview With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (videos; Transcript)
Full Interview With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (videos; transcript) ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: lorie Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:46 ----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: ooppoddooDate: 24 Sep 2007, 14:43(Thank you, Lo)----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: LoDate: Sep 24, 2007 2:41 PMLatest Posts on Dandelion Salad Latest Videos on Dandelion SaladFull Interview With Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (videos; transcript)...PELLEY: What trait do you admire in President Bush?AHMADINEJAD: Again, I have a very frank tone. I think that President Bush needs to correct his ways.PELLEY: What do you admire about him?AHMADEINEJAD: He should respect the American people.PELLEY: Is there anything? Any trait?AHMADINEJAD: As an American citizen, tell me what trait do you admire?PELLEY: Well, Mr. Bush is, without question, a very religious man, for example, as you are. I wonder if theres anything that youve seen in President Bush that you adm
Hello All. Please.... Look At My Pics..
what do you think of the new frames around my pics.? rate and comment them please. thank you...
Jeff Dunham
Amiena
Amiena
Thank You
For all Marines who have served, are presently serving and who will serve in the future. We thank you for your honored service. Semper Fi!
Show Me Make Me Feel!
Dieing for that touch For the feel of your lips on mine the passion the hunger wanting to feel your arms Needing your hands on me all over the very depths of my soul the desire, the want felt Show me how much you miss me The love that you hold within All the words that you can not speak Let me feel with the warmth The muscles in every curve of your body The tension felt with the hunger The release of relaxation that u desire touch me.....kiss me......hold me feel the want...the desire...the passion I want you to know all that is felt with in my soul, with in my heart i want you to know how much love I have for you on any givin star give me you, all of you scared, yes i know we both are but fuck me, make love to me hold me forever in your arms.
Cell Phone #'s Going Public
Cell phone numbers going public tomorrow...................... REMINDER....all cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies tomorrow and you will start to receive sale calls. .....YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222 or www.donotcall.gov It is the National DO NOT CALL list. It will only take a minute of your time It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS. It take about 20 seconds.
The Marines' Prayer
Almighty Father, whose command is over all and whose love never fails, make me aware of Thy presence and obedient to Thy will. Keep me true to my best self, guarding me against dishonesty in purpose in deed and helping me to live so that I can face my fellow Marines, my loved ones and Thee without shame or fear. Protect my family. Give me the will to do the work of a Marine and to accept my share of responsibilities with vigor and enthusiasm. Grant me the courage to be proficient in my daily performance. Keep me loyal and faithful to my superiors and to the duties my country and the Marine Corps have entrusted to me. Make me considerate of those committed to my leadership. Help me to wear my uniform with dignity, and let it remind me daily of the traditions which I must uphold. If I am inclined to doubt; steady my faith; if I am tempted, make me strong to resist; if I should miss the mark, give me courage to try again. Guide me with the light of truth and grant me wisdom by which I
School
so im getting ready to start school. ill be getting my bacheors degree for graphic design.im excited. i love art. and ive wanted to do this forever now, and im finally getting around to it.im attending the art institute of pittsburg online. but yea...i cant wait till my classes start!
Student Tasered At John Kerry Speech Right Or Wrong?
Student Tasered at John Kerry Speech ... Right or Wrong?Add to My Profile | More Videos
Marine Corps Nco Creed
I am the backbone of the United States Marine Corps, I am a Marine Non-Commissioned Officer. I serve as part of the vital link between my commander (and all officers) and enlisted Marines. I will never forget who I am or what I represent. I will challenge myself to the limit and be ever attentive to duty. I am now, more than ever, committed to excellence in all that I do, so that I can set the proper example for other Marines. I will demand of myself all the energy, knowledge and skills I possess, so that I can instill confidence in those I teach. I will constantly strive to perfect my own skills and to become a good leader. Above all I will be truthful in all I say or do. My integrity shall be impeccable as my appearance. I will be honest with myself, with those under my charge and with my superiors. I pledge to do my best to incorporate all the leadership traits into my character. For such is the heritage I have received from that long, illustrious line of professionals who have worn
Deja Vu Strikes Hard.
My past is literally catching up with me. I'm not sure what to think, or feel, or make of the situation. My past is normally left behind. No looking back. What's done is done, so to speak. So why now? Why come stare at me in the face over 10 years later? It wasn't a bad memory. Just very confusing and difficult. There was no anger, or sadness. Nothing really that requires a do-over. But there it is, right in front of me. Blazing, blatant and very real. This is new to me. I'm not sure how I am supposed to react. Times have changed, people have changed. But there is still that sameness that is hard for me. It casts a shadow over what could be. My mind is elsewhere on a mission. Not so convinced I want to veer away from that. One thing at a time, I'll sort it out. I'm in control of everything I hold dear. Right here, right now, I'm good. Maintaining a low freak out level. I guess I just sit back and watch the show. Cool.
Was Feeling Sentimental
Why do we as people ignore,argue and scream at the ones we love.... The ones we know deep down we can not live without. I wonder that why we are here on this earth for such a short time we seem to hurt the ones we love, then when it is our time to go... we decide oh shit i have hurt this person that is no longer here... How will they ever know that I am sorry and that I love them...Firstly stop being a JERK while you are here,dont sweat the small stuff... enjoy the ones you love...Make sure to tell them you love them as often as you can.... to live life is to love life... Love M.
A Fantas
Louises heels click across the cobblestones in the courtyard. She stops for a moment to enjoy the view that usually manages to entrance her. The moonlight glitters on the silvery water as it cascades from the beautiful Venus marble hand into the bowl of the fountain below. On any other occasion she would linger and enjoy the sensuous touch of the cool water running over her wrist, enjoy the wonder of the moonlight sanctuary, but tonight, she was unsettled. She woke up this morning with the feeling that something was going to happen. Something utterly life changing, something she had not planned for. Louise hates not being in control, but as the youngest daughter in a long line of women with the gift, she has learned from a very early age to pay heed to her intuition. As she had awakened, her skin had been tingling, the nerve ends announcing their presence in no uncertain terms. Throughout the day, this feeling had intensified, until she was ready to scream, crawl out of her skin,
The Rifle Creed Of The United States Marines
THIS IS MY RIFLE. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will.... My rifle and myself know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit.... My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will.... Before God I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country.
Giving Thanks....
I'm back! :D I wanted to say thanks to all my friends... sweet comments, messages, gifts. I am indeed feeling a lot better. I don't SOUND better, but I do feel better. My energy is returning and the fever is gone.:) And please don't make me laugh, cuz the coughing spells last 5 to 10 minutes sometimes. The worst of it though? Let me tell you... try being the only adult in the house, lose your voice and can't even fuss at your 4 year old cuz he thought it was funny... when he whizzed on the carpet!!!! Ack! Again, I say... grrrrr MEN!!! lol I carried a notebook around when I lost my voice, wrote messages for the Kota (10 year old) and he would tell Jesse, "Mama said..." Wow! It's been fun to say the least. (Note the sarcasm.) So, anyway, I've been bad. I think I have bronchitis, but my feelings for doctors keeps me from going where I need to. I keep stalling. I don't like doctors. *crying* I know, I know... set the example for my boys. But, anyway, I will get there eventually.
Why And Why Not
My blogging gap hasnt been as long this time. Spending time with my son. My daughter is still living with my mother. They seem to be getting along for not which is good I hope that they will continue to get along. Found out some things that Im not really happy about and also was not surprised to find out. My family immediate and extended if all brought together would make for a seasons worth of TV shows, well my cousin already did that and only really just touched the surface of things. I may start doing a high lights of my family thing. I think the classic was when the peacemaker got a restraining order on the beta unit. If you dont know who they are sorry, youll have to pull out your handy dandy invisible don decoder ring. For those of you how havent yet received your invisible don decoder ring youll just have to ask who is who. Meanwhile back at the invisible fortress things are just dandy. I have one thing going on at work that has me a bit confused
Jeezys Giveaway
ATTENTION FRIENDS,FANS, AND BOMBERS: RJEEZY IS IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A HAPPY HOUR. IT WAS FOR 50K COMMENTS, BUT HE ONLY NEEDS 2OK MORE. HE ALWAYS HELPS OUT OTHERS WHEN THEY NEED HELP EVEN WHEN HE ISNT ASKED SO NOW ITS TIME TO HELP HIM OUT. I KNOW THAT I HAVE THE GREATEST FRIENDS ON FUBAR SO IM SURE YOU ALL WILL DO YOUR BEST TO GET HIM THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, BUT JUST A LITTLE INCENTIVE FOR YALL, IF YOU LEAVE 100 COMMENTS YOULL GET A GIFT,500 COMMENTS FOR A BIG PIMPING GIFT, AND LEAVE 1000 COMMENTS FOR A PERSONAL SALUTE, OR PIMPOUT...YOUR CHOICE.PLEASE COMMENT WITH NUMBERS IF YOU WISH TO TRY FOR ONE OF THESE. JUST SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE WHEN YOUR DONE AND ILL CHECK TO MAKE SURE, AND GET YOU UR PRIZE. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP. JUST CLICK THE LINK BELOW AND LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS AS YOU CAN. PLEASE REPOST THIS BULLETIN SO THAT YOUR FRIENDS CAN HELP AS WELL. THANK YOU SOO MUCH, ۞Neabear۞@ fubar IF SOMEONE COULD PLEASE STICKY THIS
Wanna Help Her Out?
~hot momma~ is in a contest.If you would like to show her some love please click on hte pic below and leave her some comments.Most comments win & she would appreciate the love & help.
Alone
I lie still in the Earth. Awaiting a moment of clarity and hoping that time will open a door into a place of like-minded persons. Where have they gone? What has happened? Is my time no longer of value? The time comes and goes and the Earth lies still waiting... I lie still and wait...
Flute Band Liverpool
Timmy Is Trying To Get A Wii
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On Being Your Mistress
I cant say that the thought hasnt crossed my mind. I get propositioned by so many married men that its impossible not to think about being a mistress or something there in. Ive even had a couple of discussions about it recently with my best friend (the concept of monogamy) in addition to a sordid discussion months ago with another friend. During the discussions with my BFF, depending on the day, I tend to think that monogamy is possible and on other days I dont think so at all. My BFFs recent point towards the possibility of monogamy is that so many people are capable of being monogamous. To which I replied that most of those people are from our parents generation or beyond where in it wasnt acceptable and was so taboo to have an affair that it was unheard of. Is it possible? Yesterday I thought so and ended the discussion with if youre with someone that fulfills you and makes you happy then absolutely. Its when things break that people look outside of the marri
Marine Corps 11 General Orders
There are 11 general orders that apply to interior guard duty that each and every Marine is required to know and memorize. These general orders become a part of every Marine during basic training where they are repeated over and over until memorized. If you are a future Marine, it's a good idea to go ahead and memorize these general orders as it will only make things easier for you. General Order 1: To take charge of this post and all government property in view. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 2: To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 3: To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- General Order 4: To repeat all calls f
Be Back Tomorrow
Just to let yous all that rated me ill be doing yours tomorrow were going to watch tv.--Good nite to all an have a good one . Darlin Mother
Want Em?
25 11s for first comment in this blog! if i have all your stuff rated ad i do many many peeps ill comment 25 times...and 2nd comment will get the 11s...etc
~ Soldier Says His Bit About Iraq ~
Could not have said it better.
Spanking
A Spanking To Remember After a night out on the town, we found ourselves in one last bar. We had both had a considerable amount to drink that evening, and thought that the dark, quiet atmosphere of this newest club would help us clear our heads for the drive home. The music hummed in the background as we settled down across from one another at a corner table. It was the perfect spot to smoke a cigarette, people-watch, and commiserate about the evening thus far. "I know I already told you this, but you look super hot tonight baby," you say with a look of absolute approval. I had planned the outfit with you in mind, of course. A very low-cut black blouse and a push-up bra had my breasts more exposed than usual, while my short skirt left little to the imagination. Had I bent over, the view would be spectacular from both sides....cleavage pouring out the front, my soft round ass peeking out from behind. I raised my eyebrow and wiggled out of my four inch heel stiletto. "I am so
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Denver...also, I Need Help...
Well, I'll be leaving out early Saturday morning for Denver, Colorado...I have a photo shoot that I'm being paid five hundred dollars for...I can't wait! It's for www.DangerousCurveDesigns.com I miss all of you...It's been awhile since I got on...I wasn't able to take full advantage of my VIP status because I've been away for over two weeks...If anyone could be kind enough to buy me a gift vip, i'll return the favor when my bank card comes in...I'll rate everything you have 11s...And every time you upload something new! Thanks so much!
~ Top Spin ~
"Top Spin" ("Vomitorium"?) Ride At Munich's Oktoberfest. Marked as: Featured Recorded 22 September 2007 at the Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. I think the jets of water is a fantastic idea .... cleans up the chunks o vomit from the riders' faces.
The Beatles, 'i Am The Walrus'
i have just been in the mood for the beatles lately :) this song is dedicated to my friend, gluttin4punishment...anyone who helped me win the contest i was in prolly saw her helping me out. please help me repay her, and go drop a bit of lovin on her for me! shes 100% sweetheart :D CLICK PHOTO TO VOTE!(rate and comment) I Am The Walrus lyrics I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy you let your face grow long I am the eggman they are the eggmen I am the walrus Goo goo g' joob Mr. city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife Pornographic priestess
Missed A Photo Op ! ..
im the type of person to carry all of my camera's with me at all times .. I used to have a lil digital that was what they called credit card sized althou it was about the size of 10 cards mushed together . ive got my lil yellow cam that I love and have taken many of my pics with .. then I had my web cam/camera which has since "shit the bed" aka died ... and now ive taken my sons camera digital hostage . and last but not least my cell phone's camera .. Now that ive said all of that .. Today the most amazing thing happened and did I have a Camera with me ??? Hell no ! . oh i was ticked .. I was at my sisters house and this flying thing came whizzing past .. now .. if you know me you know I hate flying things ive a phobia of them .. ( comes from having all that long hair for so long worried the bugs would take up residence in there Blah ) .. well .. this bug lands I hunker down to check it out and its a baby praying mantis .. it climbed up onto my hand .. and kinda just stood there ..loo
Love & Prayers
UNANSWERED PRAYER? The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head, for a moment, before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon." "How come He doesn't do it?" she asked. BEING THANKFUL A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says a prayer for you each night? Very commendable. What does she say?" The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!" EXPRESS PRAYER Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip, grandfather (to our son's surprise) asked a very brief blessing on the food. With a gleam in his eye, our son grinned at his Grandfather and said, "You don't pray so long when you're hungry, do you Gr
Fangs Anyone....?
Along with web design, I also have a member of the staff that makes custom fangs out of DENTAL acrylic NOT Nail acrylic. They are molded to fit your teeth and no adhesive necessary. Also, they are shaded to match the color of your teeth. They last up to 10 years if taken care of correctly. So it is an investment that will last you a LOOOOONG time. They do not look like the long, bulky, fake looking, bad B rated movie fangs. They have the same smoothness and shine in the end as your real teeth. No unnecessary chemicals, just buffed extra smooth. For more info, or to set an appointment, call the number or email me at suzann@rms-graphix.com. We can create sets from a dental mold via mail. Just ask us about it. Anyone in the Metairie, New Orleans, Baton Rouge areas, call and set an appointment and it takes minimum 15 minutes, maximum depends on the set that you want. :)
Do You Fart In Bed?
IF THIS STORY DOESN'T MAKE YOU CRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD, LET ME KNOW. THIS IS A STORY ABOUT A COUPLE WHO HAD BEEN HAPPILY MARRIED FOR YEARS. THE ONLY FRICTION IN THEIR MARRIAGE WAS THE HUSBAND'S HABIT OF FARTING LOUDLY EVERY MORNING WHEN HE AWOKE. THE NOISE WOULD WAKE HIS WIFE AND THE SMELL WOULD MAKE HER EYES WATER AND MAKE HER GASP FOR AIR. EVERY MORNING SHE WOULD PLEAD WITH HIM TO STOP RIPPING THEM OFF BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING HER SICK. HE TOLD HER HE COULDN'T.STOP IT AND THAT IT WAS PERFECTLY NATURAL SHE TOLD HIM TO SEE A DOCTOR, SHE WAS CONCERNED THAT ONE DAY HE WOULD BLOW HIS GUTS OUT. THE YEARS WENT BY AND HE CONTINUED TO RIP THEM OUT. THEN ONE THANKSGIVING MORNING AS SHE WAS PREPARING THE TURKEY FOR DINNER AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS SOUND A SLEEP, SHE LOOKED AT THE INNARDS AND NECK, GIZZARD, LIVER AND ALL THE SPARE PARTS AND A MALICIOUS THOUGHT CAME TO HER. SHE TOOK THE BOWL AND WENT UPSTAIRS WHERE HER HUSBAND WAS SOUND ASLEEP AND, GENTLY PULLING THE BED COVERS BACK,.
Me & My Love
Why?
Why do some people assume everything is about them? I can't post something without someone assuming I am talking about them and it is driving me crazy!!! I guess some people on here can't figure out that some of us have lives offline too.... I'm not going to point any fingers and I'm not trying to start an argument or anything, but come on... I guess what really aggravates me the most is that I have already had this discussion before.... I'm so pissed right now that i feel like throwing my computer out the door, and I would if I didn't need it for school work.... I do want to get something strait though...I am here for friends...in case some of you don't get it, if I tell you I love or ♥ you, I am saying it out of friendship...I have no other inclinations than that...I am not now nor will be looking for love on this website.... with that said, I think its time to take a break from this site....I am tired of all the bullshit...I may be back, I might not....
Subject: Why Sentence Structure Is So Important
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Kelly or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Kelly came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her and said: "Kelly, I've never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
From A Great Day To Crap!
How does a day go from being great to not so great? I worked all morning and got my project finished and was feeling really good. I was talking to Martin and we were cut off by MSN yet again. Or, he got mad at me, I am not sure? I hope it was msn and not the other. I was all dressed and looked nice to go out to dinner and then Peter calls me to tell me that I would be the only woman if i went, the other person backed out. So, I decided not to go since it was going to be a business dinner and I didn't want to sit there with a bunch of men. So me looking cute was for nothing! Instead of going out to a nice dinner, I had take-out and get to work on Quickbooks since I was given the disk and I have to return it in the morning. So I am home alone yet again. Yes, my kids are here but they are off playing right now. Sorry if this is a little "oh poor me", I was just all excited earlier and it is as if my bubble was burst. By whom? Pick a person. Ciao~
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Pictures On Fubar
What I am about to write is not intended to offend any of the women on fubar. A friend told me about fubar so I joined, over the past couple of weeks I have seen more bra's and panties then I have ever seen in my whole life. When did it become ok for an 18 old girl to put out a picture like that for all the world to see, when she turned 18. That's not a good enough reason. Is the reason because that's what men want to see? I'm sure most women would like for men to carry and give birth to children but there not trying to figure that one out to help us, so why give them what they right up front. If putting that picture out there is what you want and it gives you power and your proud of it then that's being a women, but don't do it to get more fupoints because fupoints won't ease that feeling you have. Again this is not meant to offend anyone just wanted to share my thoughts no matter how fucked you think they are. good day and god bless
A Real Man???
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't kiss &; tell. 5.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, and sexy. 6.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 7.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 8.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you. 9.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch a movie. 10.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 11.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 12.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need him, 14.) A REAL MAN lets others know he's involved. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!! 16.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave his girl to go and hang out with his friends if h
Tomorrow
Well tomorrow is the day that I go for my appointment with the vascular surgeon. I have no idea what to expect when I get there. All I know is they told me to come prepared to stay. LMAO....they just don't know me yet. But seriously, I'm hoping that this will be a doctor that can FINALLY take care of my leg before I lose what little sanity I have left. Not sure if you have ever been in constant extreme pain or not but if you have then you understand what I'm saying when I say that it eventually starts to affect your mind. Anyway, keep your fingers crossed and say some prayers that this doctor will know what to do. Hugs to you all! Mary
A Pussy Poem
Pussy Poem by Melissa Moon Why I'm here - To put myself about To spread myself over the net I want to Slowly, honeysweetly, Ooze and trickle over the globe, Into hidden places I'll never know about. This pussy is out for globalisation. Coarse black hairs Grow round it. Jagged, Zig-zagged They cover the rocks Of a pulsating abyss. No warning sign among these rocks. No "Beware ye who enter here!" A hot Niagara Without Viagra Cocks are finite, limited, "The end is nigh". They are the limit; The end is what they are about. "Stand and deliver!" Cocks are displayed "Stand and surrender!" Exposed in their fragilities Threatened with exposure. Cunts promise, suggest Intimate infinity. Infinite irregularity, Infinitely off limits, Put fear in little eyes of men: Magical, limitless, Delicate mysterious, My cunt is wild chaos, Kali's black chasm Guarded by rocks of bone: "Just as all colors disappear in b
Only A Guy -- Tazer Gun Antics!
ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS! Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a "pocket Taser" for their anniversary submitted this... Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary and I was looking for a little "something extra" for my wife Toni. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The effects of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-a batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against flesh or a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the p
My Bar Tab Is $195 (i'm Boring Lol)
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's n
Some Advice
When playing paintball, kept your mouth shut.. a mouthfull of paint does not taste too good lol. Took me 3 cans of soda and about an hour to get rid of the taste. Vegetables might taste better! lol So its BAD!!!!
Lorena
Lorena (Woman cuts off husband's penis, later throws it from car window) it lay in my palm soft and trembled as a new bird and i thought about authority and how it always insisted on itself, how it was master of the man, how it measured him, never was ignored or denied, and how it promised there would be sweetness if it was obeyed just like the saints do, like the angels and i opened the window and held out my uncupped hand; i swear to god i thought it could fly
Bush Predicts Hillary For Left Hand Puppet
Steve Watson Infowars.net Monday, Sept 24, 2007 President Bush has declared that Hillary Clinton will win the Democratic nomination, with the White House also declaring Barak Obama to be "condescending" and "intellectually lazy". The pseudo endorsement comes, according to the AP, in a new book by author Bill Sammon entitled Evangelical President set for release Monday. She's got a national presence and this is becoming a national primary, Bush says And therefore the person with the national presence, who has got the ability to raise enough money to sustain an effort in a multiplicity of sites, has got a good chance to be nominated. Bush stopped sort of saying Hillary would win the election however stating: I think our candidate can beat her, but it's going to be a tough race... I will work to see to it that a Republican wins, and therefore don't accept the premise that a Democrat will win. I truly think the Republicans will hold the White
Why We Love Children !
1) NUDITY > >I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a >woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark >naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from >the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!" > >2) OPINIONS > >On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from >his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not >necessarily those of his parents." > >3) KETCHUP > >A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her >struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the >phone. "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's >hitting the bottle." > >4) MORE NUDITY > >A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker >room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies >grabbing towels and running for cover. The
Finally! Work Even If It Is Part-time
I got a call this afternoon to come in for a pee test and complete the paperwork for part-time cashier at Sam's Club in Customer Service. I passed the background check; as if. By the time I get to work it will be almost 2 months and when I get paid over 2 months since last time. At least this news means my nervous breakdown will be on hold. Send the luv, I really need it.
Priority For This Evening
though I do keep putting it off... my external hard-drive arrived. Need to hook it up, transfer stuff to it. (Then soon format this machine and give it as a present, hook up new machine, hook up external HD and other gifts to it... and really, really clench teeth hopefully...)
Bar Tab Is $465.00
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's n
Kinky George
Rich and powerful men ,Julius Ceasar ,Hadrian and his gay love for Antinous www.androphile.org/preview/Library/Biographies/Hadrian/Hadrian.htm - men was confused what to do ,george bush and you mean being gay both dad and son Barrack Buddies and Soldier Lovers - by Steven Zeeland - 293 pageshttp://books.google.com/books?id=kmEFbFSM2OcC&dq=george+bush+and+being+gay&pg=PA39&ots=O5DywnRsSn&sig=KKdjNSQ9vAkeOlhgjyfukuUkQxc&prev=http://www.google.com/search%3Fhl%3Den%26q%3Dgeorge%2Bbush%2Band%2Bbeing%2Bgay%26btnG%3DSearch&sa=X&oi=print&ct=result&cd=1 All the Best, George Bush - by George H W Bush - 640 pageshttp://books.google.com/books?id=o6u7aHsDr_8C&dq=george+bush+and+being+gay&pg=PA288&ots=g2nj0cdJOa&sig=VBp5TucCndNUeSKPJx5Qxvtko_k&prev=http://www.google.com/search%3Fhl%3Den%26q%3Dgeorge%2Bbush%2Band%2Bbeing%2Bgay%26btnG%3DSearch&sa=X&oi=print&ct=result&cd=2 God and George W. Bush - by Paul Kengor - 400 pages http://books.google.com/books?id=VSjFLjwr11sC&dq=george+bush+and+being+gay&p
Another Satisfied Customer
->lifesez: piss off stupid skanky cunt..you are officialy blocked..so i got the last word dumb ass! *{The Bitc...: u go away you the one still talkin so go away stupid fuck shhhhhhhhh ->lifesez: sorry skank...you arent buying me a blast i have no use for you...so go away! *{The Bitc...: i wouldnt buy you shit you dumb fuck bastard thats all you men are good for and that is to treat you like shit the way you look ->lifesez: the Q was as dumb as you...idgaf about your mumm,stay out of my shout unless you buy me a blast skank! *{The Bitc...: fuck you BITCH grow up dont worry bout mumms if your gonna act like a little kid your comment had nutin to do with the Q DUMB ASS ->lifesez: speak english dumb ass! *{The Bitc...: ops and *{The Bitc...: u look at acted like A BITCH ->lifesez: you look like a man! *{The Bitc...: yea ok fuck p face havin ass ->lifesez: yea ok.sure miss shitty morph *{The Bitc...: the uglyest guy on fubar congrats to you ,you look like you got hi
Rate Me And Get Gift
help me get to fuberlord this week by rating all my pics and stash and you'll recieve a platinum cherry or another big pimping gift, thanks ahead of time asian cat aka sean
Gotta Love Spammers And Chain Letters:p
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers on
Fu Secrets
There is this website called post secret, its where you send in secrets you need to get off your chest... http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ I want to do fu-secrets... make me a picture telling me a secret and send it to me, i will save it and post it so no one knows your secret but me!! i dont care how big it is i dont care what its about get creative!!! have fun and get something off ur chest! no one will know its you!!!
My Bar Tab Is $695!!
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's n
In My Mother's Eyes
Got my mother's eyes and my father's hair. Does anybody really care? It's gettin' cold out here. Well, I keep walkin' with my head held high, with my head to the sky, with my mother's eyes. And my mother's eyes are with me in the darkness that's been paid for. I'm just a nameless stranger, don't know why. Have I seen all that I could? Have I seen more than I should with my mother's eyes? And my mother's eyes are with me in the chilly winds of autumn. If I ain't here by winter, she'll know why. I've seen all that I dare. I've seen more than my share. Forgive me if I stare with my mother's eyes.
Who Knows Where This Leads To..
I feel so ignorant tonight. I don't know what I have done or what I do that is so wrong. I seem to mess up everything with everybody. Why can't I get it right? Why do I mess up with everybody? I am so tired of being the cause. I just want to be happy and some days it feels like I can almost touch it. Then reality hits,people say things and shatter your whole world. Have you had this happen? You think things are great then all of a sudden you feel your heart shatter ~CRASH~ People are too blind to even realize what they are doing? I am dying on the inside and I don't know what to do. I am so worry that I will be played. I can't take it. Trust is a big issue. Is this really worth it? I think it is but if I get played,I will die! I can't take much more sorrow. I have had enough now I just want to be HAPPY. Can anyone tell me what HAPPY means??
What I Am Looking For
I am looking for a little LUST!!! I need a companion for next years Dragoncon and I want it to be "LUST" If I can not get a Lust, I would gladly take a Winry in replacement. If your confused as hell reading this, ask me, watch the show, or just stay lost. Your choice :) But if you know what I mean and you go to Dragoncon, I am all ears if you think you have what it takes to be my "LUST"
My Bar Tab Is....$260 (have I Ever Lived? Lol)
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $5 Did some X -- $15 Did cocaine -- $20 Did meth -- $25 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on FUBAR -- $100 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's n
Givin Me Lip....
so everyone who said the cowboys didnt have the game to beat the bears and said that i didnt know shit.... suck my balls :) i told u chicago cant stop the pass.... they didnt... i told u chicago was gonna turnover 2+ times.... they turned it over 3 times... i told u dallas would walk over chicago.... yea... dallas 34... chicago 10. so when ur ready to get schooled again, please lemme know :D
A Friend Summing Up Their Emails For The Year!! Lol....
SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers on
Naivete May Not Make For Good Business
Wassup! Hitting on a few topics here. First, this is for my San Antonio area peeps. It's the rage in the local homosexual community. Long story short: Local artist Marc Arevalo began posting photographs as part of a new exhibit at Joe Blue's, a relatively new bar at the Blue Star Arts Complex. It was First Friday in Southtown. Owner Joey Villareal, who also owns the adjacent Blue Star Brewing Company and noted media hangout Joey's on North St. Mary's, sees the photographs, which mainly were not at all incendiary from neither a casual or "expert's" artistic perspective. Wow, a boy and a girl posing in Victorian attire and theatrical makeup in a Victorian setting. Not exactly nudes intertwined or Robert Mapelthorpe's crucifix dipped in a jar of urine. Villareal suddenly grows concerned, approaches Arevalo and asks him to take down the photos. Arevalo is shocked and disappointed, but leaves with said photos. Thus begins the uproar. As the story goes about the conversation at Joe B
My Brother!
Growing up with you was so wonderful The little teachings and learnings That we went through together Like the day you cut your thumb When i tried to teach you to peel a carrot The memories are so many We went through alot growing up Moved alot you made friends easy I was the quiet one that sat on the side But no matter what you where always by my side Even as we got older and did our own thing We always had each other You knew all you had to do was Call my name Dreams of plenty I have had Not all good you can grant But even so I always knew you where good I can not explain but I can tell you I felt it deep with in my bones But then you walked a different path One I do not judge But do not agree with You did your thing to survive You did what you felt kept you alive This world is cold and not nice to those alone but always remember my brother you will never be alone I am always by your side I miss you more then I can say Knowing you are with
The Beast Of Passion
A simple of smile Drawing you in Suggestive twinkle Pulls me in Simple gestures More powerful than words Touches like electricity Fire my imagination Desire Lust Passion Wanting to feel Two becoming one Coupling To reawaken All that has been hidden Breaking down the door Releasing the beast The beast of passion Todd A. Wilson August 10, 2007
Mpg
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Kinda makes you proud to be American, right?
Explode Together
Explode Together Small touches Big reactions Fingertips Upon my chest Cause my heart To flutter With anticipation A light kiss Upon my lips Lead to another And another Each more passionate Fanning the fire Our fire My hands Flow over your body Feeling every contour Memorizing every soft line Our breaths Become ragged Shallow Lips move about Tasting each other The cheek Neck The soft space Between the breasts The slinky underside Firm nipples Swirling my tongue Dancing its erotic dance Moving down Feeling you react Tasting you Just preparing Exciting Teasing You steer me But wanting more I feel you tremble Somewhere deep inside Releasing Breaking your bands Your body shakes As I am poised At your gate to Eden Slowly entering Your personal paradise Welcomed warmly Softly Lovingly I feel you let go Opening those doors Allow your true self To burst forth Passion Lust Rapture You fly through them Like clouds And you honor me Ta
Just To Let You Know!!
its been kinda of crazy the past week!!MY great uncle died and I have been very bust with that and havent been on line much!!sorry eveyone!!Planning a trip to mich for thrusday morning this week the 27th and wont be back till sunday night or monday morning!I have my class renunion this weekend!!I am hopeing to see some friends also on my way back home!!I just went to the doctor today and had a stress test done and didnt go well at all!!!Just about killed me!!not gonna go into the details but it sucked to say the least!!I will do my best to be on and chat with all my friends on fubar in the next few days before I go!!I hope that I get the chance to talk to everyone!!I will miss chating with you yal!!god bless and thanks for all the nice comments and letters for my birthday !!edwin
Blahzay Down Day......
Woke up VERY sick this morning. Got up, tried to move around and ended up back in bed. Do not know what it was. Hope body is not trying to shut down because of me not eating properly. Common Law daughter called and said she had been really ill lately and apologized for not calling.. Called the insurance company, have an interview tomorrow afternoon. The casino has only a 12midnight to 8am shift for a cashier. Will see what the insurance company says as it is closer and would save on gas. Son is in for a long night. Halo3 is being released at midnight and he has to work that AND open up tomorrow morning at 10am. He is not looking forward to the crowds at midnight. There was no one there when I dropped him off. Last April when boyfriend died, my daughter and her guyfriend came down and we went by the Chick-fil-A(next door to where son is working) and it had people camping outside of it for the grand opening the next day!?!?! Checked my tires and put air in them..y
More Men!!!
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumor ------------------------------------------------ Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN ----------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men. ----------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ----------------------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
Too Hot!!
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
One For The Ladies
One for the ladies....... One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .' And they say blondes are dumb...
"welcome!"
"I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I AM NEW TO THIS SITE AND I MUST SAY EVERYONE HAS MADE ME FEEL REALLY AT HOME!" "SO I AM SAYING THIS TO ALL OF YOU WHO DOES VIEW, ADD, COMMENT, RATE ETC!" Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m "TO MY PAGE!"
Men
the Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
-morning Secks-
Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always so damn happy when you come to work every day?" Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every morning before work." Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goes like this: Blond hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to you!" Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental." But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife. The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell; bruise eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!! Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!" Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your advice. I just told her a poem." Well, what poem did you tell her? Tyrone said: "Fat ass, Fat ass, eyes like a fro
Seven Of Your Photos Has Been Marked Nsfw.
Seven of your photos has been marked NSFW. date: 2007-09-23 14:44:08 One of your photos has been marked NSFW. Hide header Date: Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:16:33 -0700 (PDT) From: Size: 1 KB To: mtbikers72@fubar.com Reply-To: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One of your photos has been marked as NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Please make sure ALL your NSFW photos are flagged as NSFW and placed in an NSFW album. Your photo was marked NSFW because it was either offensive or NSFW in nature. Also, your primary photo and all your background photos may not be NSFW photos. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of the CT. You can define a new primary photo and background photos by clicking on images link. Continued violation of 'fubar' policy, will result in your account being deleted without warning. Click here for reported image. If do that again!! I gonna putting whole all of my pics going to in fa
-wax Is Not Your Friend-
WAX is Not your Friend" This is funny! CAUTION: Be prepared to laugh out loud...I laughed till I almost cried as I could just see this happening! All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!) So I pull one of the
Fuqin Mutherfuqr
you know... you wait you whole life to figure just a few things out. when you do, in an instant, its gone. it doesnt say goodbye. then.. you figure something else out and are so fuckin happy you cry. tears of joy. POOF its gone in an instant. might have been a dirty look, might have been a rude ass comment, could have even been a lack of concern. but needless to say its gone. i hate this. i hate it so fucking much. i hope what i figured out teaches me a life lesson. im never going thru any of it ever again. been crying for 3 days now. not that anyone gives a shit... im just blowing off steam. i hate you.. fuck off.... you made ur bed now you can lie in it... i dont want to hear anymore sob storys of how unhappy you are.... BITCH.. IM FUCKIN MISERABLE, but i carry on happy and chipper, so no one can see what im really feeling... a big FUCK YOU FUCKER!!! HAVE A GREAT FUCKING LIFE YOU JERK....
Most Of My Friends Are Guys And This Is Why...
I dont have many friends that are girls because 90% of them are dumb asses. I never go out I stay at home with my kid everyday of my life. If you know me you know that I dont do drugs I rarely drink and that I have my kid everywhere I go. I might have a free night a few times a year. Despite this dumb ass bitches still feel the need to talk about me. I dont purposely see another girls man but if I do why get mad at me? Im not your babys daddy, Im not the one who has broke your trust, Im not commited to you in any way.If you cant keep your man at home thats your problem, maybe you should spend less time talkin bout me and more time tryin to please your man. Why does girls always get mad at the other girl and their man gets away with it? They will hate me whether I really did it or not for the rest of my life so how could they go on lovin their man? Half the girls in this town hate me and Im glad they do cause I live in reality and they clearly dont. If you got a man you dont trust guess
I Want A Damn Man! Please Read It!
Guys, I want some comments. Yeah, this is mostly venting, but I still want comments. I want a man, not a stupid slack-jawed idiot. I want to actually be the lady in the relationship. I'm all for gender equality, but come on. The lady paying for everything!? Thats not right! I want the guy to have a job, thats not some fly-by-night-might-still-have-it-tomorrow kind of job. I don't care if it's a restaurant job or a mechanic job, but something that will last. I don't want a guy who has a job for a few weeks and then either gets fired or quits. I'm more than willing to pay for dates and drive and pay for gas, but it would be nice to be taken out on dates too. I want someone who understands romance and being sweet. I mean, would it kill you to buy flowers for no reason, or to pay attention to what we like and just randomly buy it? Guys, you don't have to go all out to be romantic. We don't require rose petals all over the place with candles lit and a bath drawn, even th
Are You My Friend ????????????
September 24, 2007 @ 3:52 pm THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u. ____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxpassxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx ___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx _
Fuck This Hurts
i ate shit. yeah imagin that a bmx rider falling. i know strange huh? but any way the back of my right ankel or how ever u spell it is prety fuking brused so walking sucks ass right now........but in like 10 min im probably gana go ride again...so il let u know what hospital il end up haveing to go to. Go Ride!
How Life Is
I Believe... I believe- that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe- that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe- that you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and
Timing Is Everything
What could be.... What cant be... For reasons that arnt controllable Life throws life at you for a reason These reasons you have to believe are for a reason Life is always a lesson How you deal with these lessons changes who you become Living life and thinking there are no repercussions, or thinking that matters of the heart, wont get in the way is ridiculous But knowing things are just what they are is sometimes difficult to deal with Even if you've known what cant be at this moment in time But always BELIEVE what could be......... TC
Creavity By Way Of Beer & Boredumb
Why Cant We See Things Coming
As we get older and wiser you would think youd be able to see things coming. Hard to beleive anything should come as a suprise. So is life to throw things your way that at the moment you cant or wont believe. How often we get caught up in the moment and dont realize what or why. These lessons I myself hope are intended for a greater perpose. To tell you the truth im sick of learning things the hard way. As many things as ive learned the hard way youd think id already know but i guess im not as smart as I should be, or is this the way its intended to be...... TC
Monday Night Game
its the titans on the road against the saints.saints off to slow star while the titans go with second year qb.i am going with the underdog titans plus the 5 1/2 points.standard e gift wager 5 drinks or another bet is negotiable.i hope we have some saints fans out there.and mr.P i tried to find that mumm and show some hate,but my dumb ass couldnt find it!
Im Out
well fubar has finally broke me. i cant take it anymore. so i am going to delete this page. just wanted to drop everyone a quick note and let you all know. most of the people that will read this alredy have my yahoo address. but for those of you that are interested its twizted_metal13@yahoo.com. my messenger screenname is twizted_metal13. feel free to hit me up on there. i just need to get away from this site.
I Wish I Could Understand
I wish I could understand Body: After all these years I wonder why I let it fall apart like I did. "Things fall apart," I say, and wonder why people don't hold on just a little bit tighter. After it's broke it's useless to fix. The crazy glue may hold fast, But the hairline cracks still show, a reminder of the fall, constant and nagging. And so I wonder why I would have let it come to this, knowing there is no repairing the jagged edges. "Things fall apart," I say, and I suppose there is nothing one can do about it. I turned my head and your wisdom Was wasted on me. Not everything falls apart. Not everyone lets go only me, seeing no reason to hold on, finding no will to prevent it, let things progress this far. "Things fall apart," I say to the guy behind the bar. He gives me a look that says, "I know", And refills my drink one more time.
Please Read
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer youve sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn.
Pay Attention!!
Well, I have been with my man for sometime now...We are really in love and it is amazing..... I really love him. We are happy together. And for the first time I can actually say I am in love. I honsetly believe with all of my heart that there is nobody else for me but him. And with every waking moment I love him more. I love just looking into his eyes and smiling. He is simply priceless. And waking up to him holding me tight. He is one of a kind and for that I know he is all mine. I trust him and cannot wait to see him again.... I love you baby.... WARNING: For all you guys who are adding me to get a piece of ass well this ass is taken by a southern boy so back the fuck off.....And I will not fuck or flirt with you! I am happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
Blasting Blasts
DON'T ADD ME IF YOU'RE REQUIRING A BLAST TO VIEW YOUR PICTURES. IF YOU DO REQUIRE A BLAST, PLEASE POST IT IN YOUR PROFILE, SO THAT I'LL BE SURE AND NOT ADD YOU AS A FRIEND.
Need Help Last Hr Of Contest
this is the last hr of the contest please take at least 5 min and help him out please
What Brought You...
what brought you to Fubar/cherrytap in the first place?? such as similar site link, friend from real life, online friend, comment site link?? personally i was dragged here from a bdsm site by my friend casey... he was like "go here" and i did... lol ... i'm glad i did though, i have a shitload of fun meeting everyone here and talking to you all ... and of course taking pics lol :p i know i get pissed off at the site at times, we all do, but we're all still here so that's my other question... why are you STILL here? lol me... i'm here cause i'm a showoff :p lol i like having somewhere where everyone can see my pics lol ;) your turn :p love ya, Sin
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Marking My Pics Nsfw
OK WHO EVER IS THE ONE THAT IS MARKING SOME OF MY PICS NSFW , KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF OK...THIS IS AN ADULT SITE , IF THERE IS A PIC THAT YOU DONT LIKE , GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE !!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN YOU ARE MARKING THESE PICS , AT WORK , HMMMMMMMMMMMMM I DONT THINK SO !!!!...GET A FUCKING LIFE AND WASTE YOUR TIME DOING SOMETHING ELSE OK. I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO BE PLAYING AROUND WITH ADULT CHILDREN !!! BETTER YET GET THE HELL OFF FUBAR AND GO BACK TO MYSPACE
I Am Psychic
Are you psychic?OMG You are psychic!OMG You are psychic, or you just are a good guesser. Please don't tell anyone my secrets!!!!!How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic
Asses
Okay So Im totally not understanding something. Why do people think as soon as they get fucking any friends on myspace or shit like that it means they are the shit. NEWSFLASH no it means fuck all in 3 years when myspace and shit is stupid no one will remember what you look like or who you are so dont be a fucking jerk to your real friends, You know who this is to
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My Guy Result
You scored as friendly/kind/gentle soul , You care about others, and you put there needs above your own. You are a giving person by nature, and you have deep spiritual roots. You are quite creative and you appreciate the fine arts. You're an overall good person, and it is obvious to everyone who knows you that you're one of a kind.http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey guys- here's somethin fun u can do- take the girl anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type girlfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^)dark/deep soul67% friendly/kind/gentle soul 67% quiet/calm/cool/collected soul50% shy/quiet/caring soul50% sanguine/bright/outgoing soul50% carefree/skater dude soul42% ~guys~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.com
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Death Took Him Fast
THIS IS TO MY GREAT GRAND FARTHER HE PASSED AWAY TODAY MY MOM AND I FOUND HIM HIS NAME WAS HOWAD JOHNSON AND I WANT HIM TO KNOW I LOVED HIM ILL SEE AGAIN OLD MAN. WE ALL KNOW DEATH COMES AND GOES BUT YOU NEVER NOTICE TILL IT HITS HOME WELL TO TODAY DEATH HIT MY FAMLIY AND I KNOW IT BETTER BUT I CANT STOP THE TEARS SOME TEARS OF JOY THAT HIS PAIN AND SUFFERING ARE OVER SOME TEARS OF SADDNESS KNOWING THAT I CANT SAY THE THANGS TO YOU THAT I WANTED TO. YOU WATCH ME GROW FROM A LIL BOY TO A MAN IN THAT VERY HOUSE WHERE YOU LOST YOUR LIFE I LOVE U PAPA YOU WERE MORE THAT MY GREATGRAND PA YOU WERE MY DAD WHEN I HAD NONE YOU WATCH ME WHEN MY MOM WAS AT WORK BUT NOW I DONT WANT TO DO WITHOUT YOU. JUST LIKE THE WIND DEATH CAN BE CUS MOM SAW YOU THIS MORING AND I SAW LAST WEEK AND NOW NO MORE TIMES WE CAN DRINK TOGETHER NO MORE TALKS BOUT LIFE AND YOUR GREAT GREAT GRAND KIDS I HAVENT CRIED IN A LONG TIME BUT TO DAY MANY TEARS WE DROP FOR YOU PAPA I FOUND HIM IN HIS FAVORITE CHAIR BY HI
Eating Out And Fine Dining
How 2 Eat BUBBLE GUM TACOS *or Everything U Need 2 Know About Cunnilingus Eating panty pudding can B1 of the most wonderful things U can do 4 a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential 2 give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake U in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex R always in demand. If U gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of UR league, may overlook UR other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse 2 talk more about her flower. The cootchie is a mystery 2 most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only 4 special occasions and then quickly put back N2 hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. 4 something so complex you'd think there would B instructions, or a map, or a help icon. How many times have U pl
Anyone Down For Some Fun?
If anyone wants to talk shit,go to the Dinner with the dog mumm and tell Xhellerx How queer he is.Thnx if you do thnx if you dont.Someone please have fun for me since his queer ass blocked me. xhellerx: i left ya a lil love note fuck face Tell his queer ass learn spanish before he tries to talk shit in it.
Luv And The Art Of The Wang
ON SOULMATES DON'T go for the soulmate, That's a yin yang thing. Soulmates work WITH you, but they are SO different you don't become a better person IN love, you become a better person fighting to UNDERSTAND them better. TWIN FLAMES GO for the twin flame... that's a lover AND a best friend in one person... a person so close to you that they WANT to be with you just because they like you that much and you WANT to be with them because you like them that much. Someone who LOVES you also looks out for YOUR best interests. Someone who loves you wants YOU to be HAPPY in your life. The more complex your understanding becomes, the more they LOVE to understand you. Of course over time people will try to CREATE and supply fake twin flames and soulmates. EVERYONE wants someone special for a series of reasons. That is a TYPE of love but it doesn't last because ultimately... its a charade. And twin flames are not EXACTLY the same either.
Knowing Me
Look into my eyes tell me what you see. Can you see all the hurt and pain in my tear stained eyes? Are you fooled just like everyone eles? Day after day I put on a brave and happy act. So noone will know the pain I hold within. You ask me if I'm okay and I say yes. I'm not okay tho. If you really knew me then you would know that. I'm slowly falling apart and dying inside. My world has been turnd upside down ever since you left my life. Begged you to stay and still you ran away. Everywhere I turn your face haunts me. It's like my life is stuck on repeat. Heartbreak ater heartbreak lie after lie. Tell the truth you don't know me. Never have and never will.
Oh No!!!!
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. \'Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time,\' the biker says. \'I didn\'t think you\'d CRY.\' \'I can\'t stand to see a man crying.\' \'This is the worst day of my life,\' says the little guy between sobs. \'I can\'t do anything right.\' \'I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don\'t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.\'
Lessons We Learn...:) Pass It On
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or (learn. They bring you an experi
Treatments
KICKASS HAIR TREATMENTS KILLER HAIR TREATMENTS: IS YOUR HAIR TRASHED FROM THE DAILY HELL YOU PUT IT THROUGH? WANNA HAVE HAIR LIKE A ROCKSTAR OR A SUPERMODEL? SAVE YOUR PAPER BABY, AND DO IT YOURSELF! HERE'S 9 KEYS TO GREAT LOCKS: *1*Olive Oil Hair Mask - Mix 5 tablespoon of olive oil with 2 eggs. Apply throughly to hair. Wrap head with plastic wrap or a shower cap. After 15 minutes rinse well. *2*Honey & Olive Oil Hair Mask - Mix 2 tablespoon honey with 3 tablespoon olive oil. Apply throughly to hair. Cover hair with plastic wrap or a shower cap. After 15 minutes shampoo and rinse well. *3*Beautiful Gorgeous Hair Mask - After you shampoo your hair, pour 1 cup fresh lemon juice or vinegar through hair and massage and rinse with water. Apply your usual conditioner and wash with water. It will remove all the dirt and your hair will be shine sparkling. Do not repeat this method before 2 weeks. *4*Beautiful Gorgeous Hair Mask - Grind fenugree
Iranian President @ Columbia
I was off today and as luck would have it I had the joy of watching Iranian President Ahmadinejad address a group at Columbia University, just a few blocks from Ground Zero. I won't get into what he said or whether or not he should have been invited to speak at all. The question I will address is why wasn't this man arrested and charged with taking hostages at the American embassy in Iran in 1979 for over 300 days? I can understand if he was addressing the UN he would be on international grounds and probably afforded the courtesy of diplomatic immunity. But he set foot on what was clearly American soil. More than a handful of the people taken hostage in 1979 have identified him as undoubtedly being one of their captors 28 years ago. There are thousands and thousands of people in American prisons convicted on far less evidence and certainly thousands more arrested and charged on even less. I was 11 years old when that event took place but I remember the outrage, anger, and
Honeymoon
Well we've been married since January 19th 2007. We now finally have the money to go on our honeymoon. Grandma and Pa are taking Andrew (our son) the weekend of Oct. 20th The hubby and I are going to Frankenmuth!! I've been there once before but was kinda rushed thru it so couldn't really enjoy it. We got a hotel for the night! the camra is going to be fully charged for lots of pictures. I can't wait 24 more days!!!!!
Im Sorry
Im sorry that I forget I am sorry that I cant read your mind I am sorry that I dont live up to your expectations I am sorry that I dont live up to your standards I am sorry that I cant seem to do things right
How Many?
How many? Times will i be able to hate you so little? How long can i try to hide all in which i have never feeled inside? How is it that i love you so yet when i tell you it rips my heart out. but when i hide it more and more i am torn apart. As if my soul has been sliced into two. The part for you and then all the rest of me. How many times will this all make me crazy. Why is it that only you could do this to me? Walk in my dreams. Snatch my heart. Only to haunt my mind for eternity. As will I wonder why was it not to be? Was it choice that purposly overlooked these feelings? Or was all this just make believe? How many time can a heart break? How much can it take? Until reaching one's insanity from all mistakes. How many years will it take until i can get over you? so much in my heart. out of all your hit was the hardest as when i fell onto your knife that pierced the sky the day my heart bled for you and cried. As the reddest of skies covered our eyes. As to my heart had i said good
Attn All Friends/family
I'm sorry to say my computer has officially gone to compuheaven. The motherboard went out last weekend. My access to a computer will be sporadic until I get mine repaired or replaced. Thanks everyone for your understanding! ~Hugs~ to All! Joann
3 Weeks Since
Well i've been on this site for 3 weeks now the day i joined a met a canadian and thinks im falling for him more and more everytime we speak..He knows who he is and he feel sthe same way.. Not sure about this internet dating but im giving it ago.. cheers babe..until we meet xx
Written By An Australian Dentist....
To Kill an American You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is . So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan.The only difference is that in America they are free to worship
The Love Letter
The Love Letter To my darling husband, Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife, XXX P.S. Your girlfriend called.
:)
Happy Monday all :) my weekend was so so ,,,hope u all had a good 1:) Well talk to u all tomorow sandy xoxo
My Lil Princess :-)
I LOOOOVE cooking. Especially when my lil one is "helping" LoL She'll be 8yrs old tomorrow, and I can't help but wonder how many more of these fun days I have left before I go from SUPERDADDY to DROP ME OFF AROUND THE CORNER. LoL I guess I'll just have to keep enjoying it as I have for the past 8yrs. I know how precious these times are and that they'll never happen again. Every one is different and special. I hate the fact that I dont get to be with her everyday. Times like these make me, if only for a second, wonder wether or not I made the right choice in leaving her mother. Then, I quickly gather myself, put on my happy "I did the right thing" face on and keep on trucking. I know I'll never agree with my own decision 100% , but I know that 90% of me knows it was the right choice. I keep telling myself she would have suffered much more if I had stayed and been unhappy and fighting with her mother all the time. My bitterness towards my x-wife would have swallowed me whole and destro
Shout Box With The Jerk
->Thumper TH...: your a fucking fraud dave ->Thumper TH...: so why dont you go call up your booty buddy tell him to get his strap on and fuck you in the ass like you deserve ->Thumper TH...: what the fuck ever dude your the one who is never going to win never going to get the girl and never going to amount to anything Thumper TH...: lol your never gonna win and your pussy crying ass will always finish last Thumper TH...: lol yea u di shes the same girl who left the comment on your last blog ->Thumper TH...: i dont talk to anyone named funky munky you need to get your damn shit straight dude Thumper TH...: your an ignorant moron your the guy with the bleading heart that feels sorry for all the girls and will say anything for a peaice of ass like your doing now Thumper TH...: Funky munky cut and pasted what u said to her and u said she was a good friend of yours amber i mean imaginary person ->Thumper TH...: i dont beat on woman but your the one thats not in his right
~girls~ What Anime Soul Do You Have?
You scored as dark/deep soul, You have a rather dark soul, yet it doesn't have to mean that you are evil. You can see your body, but you can't find your soul. You are searching for something to make you feel alive.You are very deep, in the way you think, speak, and your perception and understanding of this world. Deep inside, all you really want is love. http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^)quiet/calm/cool/collected soul100% dark/deep soul100% shy/quiet/caring soul83% sanguine/bright/beautiful soul75% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul67% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild soul33% ~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.com
Faker
FAKE PIC ACCOUNT http://www.fubar.com/user/1085818 PROOF HES FAKE http://www.fakersbusted.com/members/forums/index.php?topic=16713.0 HAVE A WONDERFUL MONDAY EVERYONE! :P
What Anime Soul Do You Have?
You scored as sanguine/bright/beautiful soul, You are a joy to be around, and everyone you know feels comfortable in your presence. Bright colors, sunshine, and love are mostly all you need to be happy. You love life, and you love to laugh. You are always the conspicuous center of the crowd and the life of the party. Your soul seems to be very restless, however, and you try to overcome this feeling by always doing something. http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^)sanguine/bright/beautiful soul83% dark/deep soul75% quiet/calm/cool/collected soul75% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul75% shy/quiet/caring soul50% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild soul50% ~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.com
Fubob
lets help him get closer to godfather before his year ann.. please ty FuBob~1st to Claim the name~Official G-Spotter ID Card Maker@ fubar
Help
yes i have a long way to go but even when i add stash or rate people i still get no love is there a reason? i was just wondering if i stink or what please stop by and add some rates to my page help me get a boost to try to level thanks andrea
What Anime Soul Do You Have
You scored as sanguine/bright/beautiful soul, You are a joy to be around, and everyone you know feels comfortable in your presence. Bright colors, sunshine, and love are mostly all you need to be happy. You love life, and you love to laugh. You are always the conspicuous center of the crowd and the life of the party. Your soul seems to be very restless, however, and you try to overcome this feeling by always doing something. http://www.dittytalk.com/sakuracerulean (hey girls- here's somethin fun u can do- take the guy anime soul quiz and answer the questions the complete opposite of what you would answer for yourself- the result should b ur perfect type boyfriend, after all, opposites attract! ^ ^)dark/deep soul67% sanguine/bright/beautiful soul67% sweet/kind/gentle/ soul42% shy/quiet/caring soul42% quiet/calm/cool/collected soul42% tomboy/skater gurl/born 2 b wild soul0% ~girls~ What anime soul do you have? (great pics and detailed summary)created with QuizFarm.com
Desperate And Need Help
tHE BELOW PERSON HAS 3 HOURS LEFT AND SHE IS ONLY 150 DOWN TO THE LEADER CALLING ALL HELP RATE COMMENTS NEEDED
Dear Employees
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the F___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting B__ch. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the F___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasibl
Couples Contest
WOULD YOU AND YOURS LIKE TO BE IN A COUPLES CONTEST? WELL IF YOU LIKE THE IDEA PLEASE READ MY BLOGS FOR RULES AND PRIZES AND SUCH CONTACT ME BY FUMAIL WITH A LINK TO THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE ENTERED THANK YOU zman CLUB F.A.R.@ fubar
Rocky Horror..touch Me Touch Me
Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
Ok Imma Say It
IF U WANNNA HAVE A FIXED CONTEST TO WHERE UR FRIENDS WIN DO US ALL A FAVOR AND DO A FUCKIN GIVE AWAY AND NOT A CONTEST .U DRAMA WHORES FFS GET A LIFE THERE NOW I FEEL BETTER CALLING PEOPLE CHEATERS WHEN UR FRIENDS R THE BIGGEST CHEATER I EVER SEEN HAHAHA OK I HAD TO SAY MY PEACE THANKS FOR LISTENING OH YEAH AND STOP STALKIN MY SISTER AND WE WILL BLOCK ALL DRAMA STARTING CHEATING LIEN WHORES :d
Science Fiction Double Feature
Finding The Words
I want to apologize to my friends and family here on Fubar. I am experiencing some personal (real life) issues that may take me awhile to digest. I'm worried, lost and confused right now. So please forgive me if I am short with you or dont respond at all. I need some Me time to figure all this out. Everything will work itself out I'm sure....in time. But for now, I need to find inner peace. I Love You All..XOXO Cherrybomb Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal)By FergieBest Video Codes
Rocky Horror...sweet Transvestite
White Wedding Dress
Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."
My Freinds
MY DEAR FREINDS YOU ALL KNOW I LOVE YA VERY MUCH AND BUTTERFLY GIRL WE ARE GOING OUT SOON ILL CALL YA
Chili
Chili 1 lb. ground beef 1 onion, chopped 1 green pepper, chopped 1 1/2 tsp salt 1 tbsp. Chill powder 2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 29-oz. can of tomato sauce 3 16-oz. cans crshed, or stewed, tomatos 6 oz. can tomato paste 2 cups grated cheddar cheese 1. Brown meat in skillet. Add onion and green pepper halfway through browning process. Drain. Pour into slow cooker. 2. Stir in remaining ingredients except cheese 3. Cover. cook on High 3 hours, or Low 7-8 hours. 4. Serve in bowls topped with chedder cheese *this is good over rice too. This is really good after a hard day working in cold weather, if you work outside.
Peejay Needs Help
*YES,ITS ME PEE JAY IT'S SLEEPY MONDAY SO WAKE US AND COME VISIT US! I AM WORKIN ON EARNING A HAPPY HOUR ( as you all know) AND I NEED YOUR HELP! PLEASE CLICK ON THIS PICTURE,ADD/FAN/ & RATE MY VERY DEAR FRIEND SEXYGIRLBLONDE, THEN RATE AND COMMENT MY PICTURE. WE ALL GET POINTS FOR THIS AND WE GET TO MEET ALL KINDS OF NEW FUBAR FRIENDS. I NEED 100,000 COMMENTS IN A WEEK AND A HALF. ALL THE LOVE IS REPAID, AND WE ALL BENEFIT FROM THIS. SO PLEASE COME BY AND SHOW US THE LOVE! THANKS EVER SO MUCH AND HAVE A BLESSED DAY! PEE-JAY *SEXYGIRLBLONDE*GODFATHER* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*@ fubar (repost of original by 'PEE-JAY~PROUD ARMY MOM~CLUB F.A.R.' on '2007-09-23 08:35:59') (repost of original by '*SEXYGIRLBLONDE*GODFATHER* OWNER OF *THE DYNASTY CLUB*' on '2007-09-24 07:50:58') (repost of original by 'PEE-JAY~PROUD ARMY MOM~CLUB F.A.R.' on '2007-09-24 14:36:25')
Saddened
So I thought about what I wanted outta life and the answer to the question would be that I really am not sure. I know that I am in love and the fact that I am next to impossible to getting pregnant makes me cry. I am sad and worried that I will never again have a chance to have another child. I know that I want another child more than anything, but the simple fact that I can't get pregnant without help makes me so depressed. How could someone want to be with me and know that I can never have kids again. It is a 1 in 10.000 chance that I can even get pregnant. So what is a woman like me to do when in the last year alone she lost her one and only son to natural causes. All the pastor said is some bullshit about the time of life and how his time was up. BULL FUCKING SHIT!!! He was 10 months old for fucking crissakes. Who is to judge the determinacy of a full life. Surely not me but he was my angel and best friend. I am not sure how I keep going because in truth, I feel like a quiter, and
On Dragon Wings (poem)
To float on a dragon's wing Is a very special gift indeed One given very rarely as well To feel the purest of joys The greatest of Freedom Only one can imagine The wind in your hair The sun on your face Above the world away from all troubles Gliding among the clouds Seeing the world from a Dragon's view Feeling alight as a feather Having no ties to the ground Or the problems of the World That now lays far below What joyous feelings one experiences When given the change to be a flight Upon the powerful beatings of Dragon Wings A flight as ever in the skies Upon the mighty back of a Dragon As their powerful wings beat the air What a joyous gift and experience One is given with this Upon the Mighty Dragon Wings wrote 9/24/2007
Blonde Joke
Three blondes were witnesses to a crime, so they went to the police station to identify the suspect. The police chief said he would show them a mug shot of someone for thirty seconds, then ask each one for a description. After showing the photo to the first blonde, he covered it, then asked her how she would recognize the suspect. "Easy, " she replied. "He only has one eye." The chief was stunned. "He only has one eye because it is a profile shot! Think about it!" He repeated the procedure for the second blonde and again asked how she would recognize him. "He only has one ear, " was her answer. "What is the matter with you people?!? It is a profile shot! You are seeing him from the side!" He repeated the procedure for the third blonde, then said, "How would you recognize the suspect? Now think before you give me a stupid answer." After viewing the photo, she thought for a minute, then said, "He's wearing contact lenses." This took the chief by surprise. He looked real
Show Him Some Luv
hey all just wanted to introduce my b/f to everyone stop by his page and show some luv.... Sinful1@ fubar
Please!
I love those voice messages that I already have I would love to hear a BUNCH of others! Come on, its only a phone call..you can do it! Go to my profile and listen to me and then call the number..thats it!..MUAH
Shimp Dip
*Appetizers* 1 slice bacon 3 medium onions, chopped 1 garlic clove, minced 4 jumbo shrimp 1 meaduim tomato, peeled and chopped3 cups Montery Jack cheese, shredded 4 drops Tabasco sauce 1/8 tsp. cayenne pepper dash of black pepper chips 1. Cook bacon until crisp. Drain on paper towel Crumble 2. Saute onion and garlic in bacon drippings.. (lol.. later you'll be dripping :-D..) Drain on paper towel... (you will be cleaned off to later) 3. Coarsely chop shimp 4. Combined all ingredients except chips in slow cooker. 5. Cover. Cook on Low 1 hour, or until cheese is melted. thin with mild kif too thick. Serve with chips.. Enjoy.
Sing It Girl
SING IT GIRLS!!!!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and
Southwest Dip
*Appetizer* 1 lb. ground beef, browned, crumbled fine, and drain 2 15-oz. cans refried beans 2 10-oz. cans diced tomatoes and chilies 1 pkg taco seasoning 1 lb. Velveeta cheese, cubed Tortilla chips 1. Combined ground beef, beans, tomatoes, and taco seasoning in slow cooker. 2. Cover. Cook on Low 3-4 hours... (get some loven, wink, wink) or on High 1 1/2 hours. 3. Add cheese. Heat until cheese is melted 4. Serve with the chips.
Oh Yea
isn't it cool when someone has the same outlook on life as you do? I think its amazing to have a hunch and then watch things unfold the way they did for me today..... No Games No Bullshit just straight up "it is what it is" like it or leave it... i think i like it ;) yum~
Shit
I feel like a ball of ass.
Joke
A smart ol' hillbilly went hunting one day in Oklahoma and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Oklahoma hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Oklahoma. This is a Kansas duck. You got a Kansas huntin' license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kansas hunting license. The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain't no Kansas duck. This duck's from Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck,
Allways Smile
if u have troble u dont have to be sad smile allways think about u want the most and u will get it.maybe not today not tomorrow(depends on what u want)but one day u will get it and u will be happy.all that matters its to not worry if u have a bad day.think about what u like what you would do.change opinion about urself.think that u are the best from the best and u will be.all that matters is that u know what u want and never give-up. now i go to sleep but i promisse i ll write more:) kisses
Comment Bombing Program
yay.. i found one that has a 7day free demo. go me. hehe shout at me if you're interested in the link.
Fubar Support Updates!!
Thanks to Year of the Dragon.... Ұẽặŕ Ǿ Ťĥě Đŗĝŏŋ@ fubar for sharing her bulletin earmarking updates for various aspects of Fubar, including but not limited to..... Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737 ******************************************************* Harassment-How to Cope http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/359777 ******************************************************* NSFW Guidelines http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/249509 ******************************************************** NSFW Flagging Guidelines http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/257665 ******************************************************** Salute Making and Submissions http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/324210 ******************************************************** Site Navigation and Mumming for New Members http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 ***
How Stupid Are You ?????????????
THIS MAN IS A FUCKING FAKE YOU TELLS WOMAN LIES TO GET HIM TO LIKE HIM HE`S A LIAR A MANIPULATOR USES OTHER GUYS PICS AND BACKGROUND INFORMATION AS HIS OWN THIS IS HIS PAGE STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE IS A PREDATOR Thumper THUMP@ fubar AND THIS IS THE GIRL THAT HE`S FUCKING OVER RIGHT NOW WHO IS STUPID TO SEE HIM AS THE TRUE ASSHOLE AND JERK THAT HE IS IF YOU DONT BELEIVE WHAT I WRITE ASK OTHER GIRLS ON HERE ABOUT HIS LIES AND BETRAYAL THEY WILL TELL YOU DONT LET THIS GUY DO TO YOU WHAT HE HAS DONE TO OTHERS OR WHAT HES DOING TO HER HES FUCKING NUTS I Dont Want It,And I Sure As Hell Dont Need It@ fubar
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Nbsd Family Rules
I AM PLACING THESE IN AN OPEN BLOG SO NEW POTENTIAL MEMBERS CAN SEE THEM AS WELL AS CURRENT MEMBERS. RULES:: 1} NO BULLSHIT PERIOD.~~ I know you all want to read the bulletins that is fine who doesnt want to read the drama bullshit? LOL But if you repost any or start any yourself you will be asked to leave the family. That means if someone downrates you instead of starting bullshit you will smile as best you can and go rate them a ten(or 11). 2} ADD, FAN, RATE ~~ You must fan add and rate all family as soon as you join. 3} CONTESTS ~~ If you want to join a contest let myself (Tainted*Kiss) or Jessica (Shadow) know so we can see if we are at the right place to do so. You may enter a contest without permission but the family may not be able to help you if we have a prior commitment therefore it will be easier to see if we are able to help you prior to you entering the contest. Family will always come first. I do expect each one of the bombers in this family to comment at leas
Haha
wtf i hate whining sore losers , call someone a cheater bc they r losing anyways fuck it i added anyone who request till i have reson to remove them futher more if u dont want bombin in a contest u host state that its sad my sis is deleting her account... i cant till the vip is over but im not lettin crybabies push me off here much love to my true friends
Easter Egg
*nonalcohlic* 3 1/2 frozen vanilla yogurt 2 oz. orange juice 1 tbsp sugar syrup 1. In blender, combine frozen yogert, orange juice, sugar syrup and 3 1/3 oz. crushed ice 2. Blend 3. Pour into glass
Taurus In Friendship
Taurus In Friendship One could not ask for a better friend then a Taurus. Although careful in choosing their friends, once accepted, Taurus will show steadfast loyalty. However, Taurus will see friendship as a test of time, and generally will only see someone as their real friend after many years of the friendship through both good and bad times. Taurus are very committed to the friendship and if asked for a fair favor, they will not let their friend down. However, you should be prepared to return the favor if and when requested, or Taurus will see this as a sign the friendship is finished. Taurus don't make new friends easily, so be prepared to wait for any friendship with a Taurus to blossom. In the end, the rewards of such a loyal friend is well worth the wait. Taurus is the sign you turn to in times of problems, They provide a place of security and strength, they have strong shoulders and offer good advice. Sometimes Taurus can get jealous in friendship, not wi
I Wish
why do people repost so many bulletins especialy repost there own bulletin that has mispelled words and no one read the first time?then i cant see anything but reposted bulletins that i have read before and i dont like it. if they are that big a loser they need to go to my space.
Malted (chocolate)
*nonalcoholic* 2 scoops chocolate ice cream 1 cup milk 2 oz. chocolate syrup 2 tbsp. malt powder 1. Combine chocolate ice cream, milk, chocolate syrup and malt powder in a blender 2. Blend until smooth3. Pour into a goblet or other large glass lmfao... your girl got PMS. Wanna try to make her feel good. Try this one on her. Might get some points or get it spit in your face. :-D
Valued Member Fubar Cards
Ever wondered where those "Valued Member" FUBAR cards are being designed from.... Well, look no further: RZ V - FU Hubby to Welsh Girl - Brit Bomber 6 - Brits on Tour@ fubar is designing them and he is happy to create more. Check out the one he designed for me (as well as others).... by Clicking Here Sampling of my Valued Member Fubar Card, and others made by Crazy Dave! He does a fabulous job, don't you think???? Thank you, Crazy Dave!!
Rainbow Sherbet Punch
*nonalcoholic* 8 oz. orange juice 8 oz. pineapple juice 8 oz. Hawaiian punch 1 qt. rainbow sherbert 1 bottle club soda 1 bottle giner ale 1. Combines juices in a puch bowl over ice. 2. Before serving, add soda and scoops or rainbow sherbert lol... I think I had this at my birhtday party when I was 7. Funny.
572
Soooo...Today was a relatively good day at work. I got major kudos from my boss today. (In case you dont know - Thats a reallllllly goood thing!!!) I may also be getting a new position in a matter of a few weeks!!! We shall see. Soooo - Pleaseeeeee do not spoil my good mood for me!!!! Can anyone make me happier? lol
Self Explanitory
Listen to the song, can't say it any better than that. Music Video: Bittersweet by (The Rasmus) Music Video Code by Video Code Zone
Sober Thoughts
*nonalcoholic* 3 oz. orange juice 3 oz. fresh lime juice 1 tbsp. grenadine tonic water 1. Fill a highball glass with ice 2. Add orange juice, lime juice and grenadine 3. Stir well 4. Fill with tonic water I am sure we all have our sober thought... Thought I would give you one of mine. ;-)
Aren't People Odd?
People can be very strange. Life can be strange. In fact, sometimes I think the entire human race is pretty fucked up. A lot of people claim to live together before marriage as a way of testing the relationship first to see if it will work because they don't want to get married only to end up divorced. And, in theory, that sounds right. Yet statistics tell us that couples who live together before they get married are 3 times more likely to get divorced than couples who do not live together before they get married. Weird, huh? I know this guy...he and his girlfriend live together...bought a house together...and have a child together....but they are not "ready" to get married. They live together, have a child and are making the single biggest purchase any person can make in their lifetime...and they are not ready to get married? WTF else is left? What the hell are they waiting for? My parents never smoked or drank alcohol. And they looked down on smoking and drinking, considering t
Plz Help Me Level
i need any help u can offer, pic rates, stash rates, i am trying to level but very far from it,234,428 Points to go!, yeah a long ways, if you help me i will return all favors, ty and drop by and say hi anytime, if i havent fanned you, plz fan me and i will fan back, if you are already my fan and i am not urs let me know, ty
Update On Glo
She went to her doctor today and got her ct results.They found a mass in her stomach and dont know what it is or what it is from.She has to get further testing done wendsday and maybe go to the ER before then since they said it could be bleeding in her stomach from the wreck.Thats all we know right now we will keep you posted.
Bush Homosexual Allegations Resurface In New Book
Bush Homosexual Allegations Resurface In New Book Leola McConnell releases tell-all memoirs Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Monday, September 24, 2007 Allegations that George W. Bush performed a homosexual act on current U.S. Ambassador to Poland Victor Ashe in the mid-1980's have resurfaced in the tell-all memoirs of the woman who first made the claim. In the year since McConnell made the allegation, she says she has been subjected to constant harassment and death threats. http://www.prisonpl anet.com/ articles/ september2007/ 240907_homosexua l_allegations. htm http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/september2007/240907_homosexual_allegations.htm
Safe Sex On The Beach
*nonalcoholic* 1 oz. Peach nectar 3 oz. pineapple juice (or grapefruit juice) 3 oz. orange juice 1. Pour peach nectar, pinapple (or grapefruit) juice and orange jucie into a highball glass with several ice cubes 2. Stir For the girl or guy that wants to have a drink but can't. ;-) I am here for ya.. there will be more posted.
Thank You, Beth!
Just a public acknowledgment for Beth's generosity for sharing some of her angel and fairie pictures with me and allowing me to rip them to my FAIRIES AND ANGELS folder in my photo album. I have such a great fascination with angels and fairies that it was, indeed, hard to choose.... bethnlt-*FU-Bombers* FUBAR WIFE TO CKRETSQURL1 "COLBY"@ fubar Please feel free to explore my FAIRIES AND ANGELS folder for her angel and fairie pictures, as well as others that I have in that folder. Don't forget to say "Hi!" to Beth, as well, by going to her site and rate, fan, and friend her as well!!! :) (PS She has about 3,000 needed to level up at this time!)
Time For A Turnaround?
I think it is. I'm tired of craziness, I'm tired of people being clingy on the first date...I'm tired of lies and manipulation. Sitting back and letting them come to me has done what for me? It's made me want to be alone lol. The one I want...is the one playing it cool...and I play it cool with him, but one day..the intensity's going to catch up with us. I can't wait.
12 Days
12 days till my birthday...i so feel like im getting old...and i have signed up for my first contest...best cleavage...see earlier blogs...its starts the 26th...im gonna need some mad fu love peeps....lol...
I'll Never Win
One chick already has over 12,000 comments versus my 147 lol. don't waste your time commenting, i'll never catch up. thank you to those that did try though. much appreciated. hugs
"men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
Long but very funny & good! Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix: The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails
Please Help Brian Out!!
my friednd brianneeds to get to level 10 so he can be in my rate spankers group... hes loading up his pics and his stash so if youcould help him out we'd both appreciate it!! http://fubar.com/user/1008714#
Summer Coolers
*nonalcoholic* 1/4 lb. strawberries, stems removed 1/4 pt. plain yogurt 1/2 pt. milk sugar and honey, to taste 1. Combine strawberries, yogurt, milk and sugar or honey in a blender 2. Blend well 3. Fill rocks glasses with ice cubes and pour mixture 4. Garnish with strawberry slices Mmmm.. this sounds good now.
Taco Or Chicken Taco
taco or chicken taco
What Do You Do For Fun
what do you do for fun
This Is Just Wrong
this was done at an AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOL by illegal immigrant protesters in california. and ya wonder why most americans dont like illegal immigration........ on a personal note, I dont care if you mexicans wanna come here to work....... but do it the right way and EARN it the way we do! Oh yeah when ya pull shit like the above...... your not making any friends or supporters here. for those of you who DO support illegal immigration or amnesty for the current illegals...........TAKE A GOOD LOOK!....... THIS IS SPITTING IN THE FACE OF ALL AMERICANS!!!!
"petty And Cruel Dictator" By Cindy Sheehan
"Petty and Cruel Dictator" by Cindy Sheehan ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The Real Cindy Sheehan Date: 24 Sep 2007, 22:26 Petty and Cruel DictatorCindy Sheehan Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the president of Iran spoke at Columbia University today. I heard that he was invited there because the President of Columbia wanted to foster a free exchange of ideas. Even though I am not an Ahmadinejad supporter, I know he was elected in Iran in a knee-jerk and understandable response to the USAs bloodily unnecessary invasion of Iraq, as many reactionery governments have been elected in that region and all over the world in response to the spreading US corporate and military empire. Citing such human rights violations in the form of imprisonment and executions, the President of Columbia University, very boorishly said that Ahmadinejad appeared to be a petty and cruel dictator. First of all, how does one invite someone to your place for a free exchange of i
Fubar Support
New addition to the Support Blogs...Blocking and Unblocking. As well, there are some member favorites, like..NSFW Guidelines and MuMM Drama. lol :) You are more than welcome to link to any of the blogs. Please remember, that these are all posted on my personal page, no posting of anything NSFW in nature will be tolerated by me. Any questions that you have, please direct to my FuMail and not in the comments. Any suggestions for future blogs is also always encouraged and appreciated. Blog links: Blocking and Unblocking...Your Options http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737 ******************************************************* Harassment-How to Cope http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/359777 ******************************************************* NSFW Guidelines http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/249509 ******************************************************** NSFW Flagging Guidelines http://www.fubar.com/blog/60737/257665 *****************
And The "slow Kid" Award Goes To...
TSA@ fubar THIS CHICK!!! I posted a MUMM about comment bombing in contests and the only reply this girl could come up with was "Fag Ass!!" I about fell out of my seat laughing!! Apparently she's not the brightest crayon in the box or she'd have been able to come up with something smarter to say but then I guess I wouldn't have gotten my laugh if she had. You are officially my pick for "Slow Kid Of The Day!"
How Was Your Day
how was your day
Please Don't Forget I'm In A Fubar Contest
I have entered this contest. Please comment the heck out of me. I'd love to win. Thanks fans, friends & family. you can comment the heck out of my photo at http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1037376&albumid=572242 Here are a few quick rule reminders: 1 - Contest begins at 12:01 am on Friday, Sept. 21st, and will close at midnight on Friday the 28th. The person with the most comments on their photo at the end will win a VIP status for October. 2 - Self Commenting is not only allowed, but encouraged. You may bomb your own photo as much as you like, and each comment counts. 3 - Please ask your supporters to fan/rate/add the host - RogerLee. 4 - ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA OR DOWNRATING. ANYONE CAUGHT DOING SO WILL BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THE CONTEST. DO NOT POST NEGATIVE/OFFENSIVE/NSFW COMMENTS AS THIS WILL RESULT IN DISQUALIFICATION AS WELL. Let's keep it clean! 5 - Promote, promote, promote! This is how you WIN! Get your friends in on the votes, and pull their support as much
Tequila Sunset
*nonalcoholic* 2 oz. orange juice 1 tbsp. grenadine 1. Fill a rocks glass with ice 2. Pour in orange juice 3. Slowly add grenadine, by pouring over the back of a spoon. Let it rise form the bottom of the glass. :-)
Holy Fucking Christ!!!!
okay so i barly knew shit about my boyfriend till a friend of ours told me stuff about him an how to find out more about him online....lets say my jaw just broke like a glass bowl fall from a tenth story window. okay yes i knew he was married an he told me he just got done with a divource, but to who i didn't know till now...i mean fuck he was married to a female model for fucking christ sack...an what he see's in me i may never know... okay yes i'm in a ungodly state of shock after finding out who he really was but still...an to clear it up no i didn't met him in person i met him online after my x reportedly overdosed but yeah tahts my rant for now, an now if i haven't givin you his name you ain't gettin it less i want you to have it an no none of this is a joke is all real an it's my real life an it all the stuff that really happens to me
Competitions & Contests
My daddy always taught me you didn't solve a problem by running away from it,but by running into it head-on....why do people hold these bloody contests if they're going to whine and cry over who wins..... Is bombing illegal on this site???If it is then we need to stop,but if it's not listed in the "Bible" then the people who don't have bombers behind them either need to make friends with some,start their own bombing squad,or shut the hell up if they're out gunned by people with family who care.... Somebody needs to let me know if it states anywhere that "bomb" squads are forbidden on here....
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Jeremy Scahill On Blackwater And Iraq
Special thanks to Divinity http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4989442
Very Lemon Lemonade
*nonalcohlic* 2 oz. sour mix Club soda 7-up 1. Fill a Collins glass with ice 2. Add sour mix 3. Fill with equal parts club soda and 7-up 4. Stir gently Enjoy! ;-)
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, half acre and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland . Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me. What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof
Wearechange Confronts Giuliani...
WeAreChange confronts Giuliani... Body: again, in the pit at Ground Zero on 9/11/07
Virgin Pina Colada
*nonalcoholic* 1 oz. pineapple juice 3 or 4 pineapple chunks (optional) 1 oz. cream of coconut 1 tsp. orange juice 1 tbsp. cream 1. Combine poineapple juice, pineapple chunks, cream of coconut, orange juice and cream with 3 oz. ice in a blender 2. Blend until smooth 3. Pour into a goblet or large wineglass 4. Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice lmfao.. You can fool your 15-17 year old one day. "Wanna Pina Colada?" Give them this one for April fools. See if they catch on.. lol.. :-D
Whats My Blog About?
What its a bout, well I have no idea what so ever... Just a way to start filling my page up and maybe pass a few minutes before I sleep for work in the morning, If you look at my profile im British, poor me, but Im lucky engough to work oversea, only 3 weeks to go then Im off again for 4 months and to be honest, thank god hahah, well thats all for now until I can find some real reason to write a blog, night night all xx
In Dreams
In dreams, I see your face and feel your hand upon my cheek. In dreams I touch you softly and kiss your sweet lips. In dreams, I hold you close to me, basking in the warmth and tenderness of your passionate embrace. In dreams I have eternity to show you what you mean to me... I long for a way to bring dreams into daylight, to see them linger before my opened eyes...
You Can Make A Difference
The following are excerpts from the nothing but Nets website that you can find at: http://www.nothingbutnets.net/malaria-kills "Malaria, from the Medieval Italian words mala aria or bad air, infects more than 500 million people a year and kills more than a million one person dies about every 30 seconds. The disease is particularly devastating in Africa, where it is a leading killer of children. In addition to being home to the deadliest strain of malaria and the mosquito best equipped to transmit the disease, many areas in Africa lack the proper infrastructure and resources to fight back. The disease is a self-perpetuating problem with large-scale impact on societies and economies. Malaria accounts for up to half of all hospital admissions and outpatient visits in Africa. In addition to the burden on the health system, malaria illness and death cost Africa approximately $12 billion a year in lost productivity. The effects permeate almost every sector. Malaria increases scho
Marines In Iraq
Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story, and worth reading. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. "My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. My son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package. He said he wasn't sure who we were sending the pack to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the Humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, "Look at me, I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!" One of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsoc
Hiya
Hey everyone...as you can tell i'm completley new to this....ok a lil bout myself now...I'm a single mother of 4...im going through a divorce now. I am a daycare provider so i work out of my home! Whoo hoo for me... ummm i dont know there is a not a lot to me...im a very simple person..im easy to please. i have another page.. www.myspace.com/tatertotbuttercup
The Biggest Lie On This Planet Is....
The biggest LIE on this Planet is: "When I get what I want, I'll be happy." ...All things have a replacement... So when you get something you want... You LOSE something you NEED. (",)
Swamp Water
*nonalcoholic* 3 oz. root beer 3 oz. orange soda 1. Fill a highball glass with ice 2. Add equal amounts of root beer and norange soda 3. Stir This would be fun with kids. :-D
The Jena 6
Hey Friends, I am writing this to ask to U to HELP me to STOP THE HATE, U can help by signing to the online petition to help the Jena 6 students, http://www.petitiononline.com/aZ51CqmR/petition.html By sigining u are helping the future of YOUR CHILDREN AND MINE, Please help because this is 2007 and we should be helping each other not trying to bring others down. So again I ask PLEASE HELP TO STOP THE HATE! Thanks, Emily
Pineapple-cranberry Juice Punch
*nonalcoholic* 2 qts. chilled unsweeted pinapple juice 2 qts. cranberry juice cocktail 16 oz. club soda 16 oz. ginger ale 1. Combine all ingredients in a large punch bowl, over a block of ice 2. Stir 3. Garnish with pineapple slices Mmmm.. give you a punch bowl idea.

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