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Sometimes I stay up late... Thinking of things I've done... Wishing that I wasn't here... Desperately I want to run... If I could just go back in time... And change the things I could... Would I still make the same mistakes... Or do exactly as I should... I wonder where I'd be today... And if I would be with you... Would we be the best of friends... And share a love so true... Things didn't seem to go my way... No matter how much time I planned... I'm just thankful that I have you now... I reach out and hold your hand... Forever you'll be with me... For in my heart you have a space... My time with you I treasure... And your love I can't replace...
Update For 10/23
well a week has gone bu and so far so good, keep up the good work everyone link 1 has 8616 comments while link 2 has 4300 :D awesome job everyone we have now a total of 12916 i think by this time tomorrow we will be 10% there :D. keep up the awesome work everyone, this kitteh is proud of you all that are helping. here are the links again #1 #2
Give My Love To You
Sweet And Sassy
sweet and sassy is in a contest..most votes win...ends 11-1-2007..lets show her some peach love
Funny how spending time on your back in a hospital gives you time to think. When you have someone planning every detail of your daily needs, bring food when it's mealtime, bring morphine when you have a pain in your ass that you cant get rid of. You can kind of let your mind wander, and it can go to some pretty interesting places. After watching CNN one night, i began to really worry about where our country is going. Not just the blatant mismanagement of our government, but where is the Heart of our country? I'll admit, i'm an old fart; I was born under the Truman administration, when the nation needed strong leadership. We had it, and we had a feeling of unity in the country that has waxed and waned. I can no longer offer a ride to a stranger, not only because of the danger to myself, but the law says i cant. Remember hitchhiking? A thing of the past. Every day you hear some new bullshit about "illeagal aliens". There are several viable solutions that I can see, so why do the poli
...oh Sweet Pain...
Why does a rose always symbolize true love and romance...when a rose always dies? They also say...true love never dies. But in all reality how can you explain something that doesn't exist. No one can say there is true or pure love. Love is a powerful and meaningful word with absolutely no meaning. What love would mean to one person can mean a completely different thing to another. When you think you are truely happy in life...something always comes back and fucks you in the ass. No one is ever happy with their lives. There is always something more they wish they could have. This world is full of players and users and lord knows I've had mine. Don't be with someone you can live with, be with someone you can't live without. Why is it so hard to just say I love you, to someone and actually mean it? 90% people in America say I love you but don't mean it, only 10 can say I love you and actually mean it. Rarely will you ever find someone that will actually mean it. I am stating that little f
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Don't Piss Me Off You Won't Like Me If You Do !
please don't piss me off talk to me like you have some fucking since i do know how to hack and get into ppl pc so if you want to be a jerk are a bitch towards me you may want to think about pissing me off becouse i have no problem of hacking into your shit and show you how much of a dick i can be ok have a nice day.
Updated Contest List As Of 10/23/07
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What Every Kiss Means
~Kiss on the stomach = Im ready ~Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" ~Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything ~Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" ~Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" ~Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" ~Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" ~Kiss on the Lips = I love you" What the gesture means... ~Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" ~Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" ~Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" ~Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain love you" ~Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" ~Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" ~Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one. If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love. --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE
Woop Woop New Bully!!!
Drop in and hear the wikkid shit and more , hang out in one of FuBars Hottest lounges for Fam. No TuNeZ?? Click The Dead Juggalo Army pic! DJ~TwiZLeTTe DJ~GotHLeTTe Click any pic to get in to Goths Twiztid Reality!! MMFWCL!!
Can You Feel Me???play Song While Reading!!
I enter a candle lit room where there is soft music playin'~~ You come up behind me, whisper in my ear, and all you keep CAN YOU FEEL ME** You kiss me on my neck and put your arms around my waist~~ Then you turn me around and give me a taste..while kissin' me you keep sayin'~~ CAN YOU FEEL ME** All against the wall, your body glued to mine~~ The feelin' is gettin' intense and we begin to grind~~ CAN YOU FEEL ME** Clothes are commin' off,my breast in your mouth~~ Damn!! I'm so HOT!! you down and put your tongue on my...OOOHHHH!!! Just once... Then you come back up and say~~ CAN YOU FEEL ME** MMmmm Baby!! I can't take it no more!~~ Let's do it NOW!! Right Here!! on the floor~~ Lay down baby and let me get on top.. You got me so Hot I don't wanta stop!!!~~ CAN YOU FEEL ME!!!!!!!! *~~K-Baby~~*
He's Gone
Ron died this afternoon. Is that good or bad? I don't know. All I know is that it sucks.
Cherry Pie
Ahh Poor Baby!
I was minding my own buisness playing around on fubar when I get a shout from this guy. At first he seemed really nice until I told him he could not have my yahoo screen name, then I found out who he really was, WOW Jackle and hyde??? and I was even called a cunt! Why do men have to be this way? I can see he was very very childish indeed.
Im misunderstood I make mistakes I listen I give to much advice I'm Honest I'm trustworthy I can be jealous I wont lie I wont cheat I will be opinionating I can cry I cant agree on everything I wont agree on everything I stick up for my friends I stick for myself I would rather daydream than concentrate I wont be walked on I am easily frustraded I will try things more than once I will yell I can sometimes speak my thoughts I can keep secrets I dont like to be judged I bite my nails when Im nervous I have a talent I am a good friend I will not be given a chance all the time I can give up easily I can be ignorant I will be heard I wont be forgotten I can be better than I was I will be better than I am at this very second I have a sense of humor I do have morals I live by them I love my family I would die for my friends I dream of change I am comfortable with familiarity
Cooking For The Anarchist
Just bored wondering if anyone ever heard or read this book? What ya' think?
Wind Beneath My Wings
Enrique Iglesias Do You Know
Enrique Iglesias Do You Know (Ping Pong Song) Lyrics Do you know? Do you know? Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away? Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya? Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed? If birds flying south is a sign of changes At least you can predict this every year Love, you never know the minute it ends suddenly I can’t get it to speak Maybe if I knew all the things it took to save us I could fix the pain that bleeds inside of me Look in your eyes to see something about me I’m standing on the edge and I don’t know what else to give. Do you know what it feels like loving someone that’s in a rush to throw you away? Do you know, do you know, do you know, do ya? Do you know what it feels like to be the last one to know the lock on the door has changed? How can I love you? How can I love you? How can I love you? How can I love you? If yo
Love And Its Awful Ways
I think everyone at some point in their life has liked or even loved someone who either doesnt like you back or doesnt even know you are alive. Seems I have fallen for the guys who cant love me back or just dont know how I feel. Both are my fault but whos to blame any one self for their heart and is it really love or just lust after something we cant have. Is it our way to know we still feel, by wanting something we cant have and getting our hearts broken? Could it be that if we did get what we wanted we wouldnt want it anymore? I've been there too, wanted someone so bad but when I got them had a change of heart and instead of them breaking my heart i broke theirs. So we go through life and want and need but never appreciate what we do have. We keep the bad apples and throw out the great ones then end up without any at all. All I want is to find someone who wont break my heart, treat me like Im someone special, and love me for who I am. Isnt that all any of us want??
Go Show Him Some Love
go show this guy some love he has the most awesome pics on here just like this one add him and fan him he wants to reach godfather so help him out any one that helps him out he will give you the adobe photoshop cs3 and a full version morphing program worth $650.00 but that is only after he reaches godfather so if u want it just pick a favorite pic or if u want u can comment all his pics and help him out. here is the link to one of his pics check him out
Her Senses
Whats Up With Fubar?
I just dont get it anymore. I read bulletins where people are needing help with friends of theirs. And I go and help them. But when I post bulletins to get help for my friends...I cant get anyone to help out. Now my thing is we talk about getting people to join and have as much fun as we have. But no one ever wants to return the favor. Now what kind of example are we showing or setting? A pretty crappy one if you ask me. I dont know maybe we will get things changed. I am not going to hold my breathe on that one.
I believe that there is someone that you love for the rest of your life. I believe I have finally found that man. I love him so deeply and true. I didnt know you could love one person this much, other than kids. But I do. I have given him my heart, soul, and body. He is someone that I see myself with for the rest of y life. He supports me in everything that I do. I didnt know that this love, that i have was actually real til one day I looked in my heart and realized it. We have a true and honest love and I believe that it is true love. I hope that him and I stay together til there is no more time in life! He knows who he is!
Please Help Me Get To Godfather
Hey everyone! I know I'm askin for alot right now. But of all the friends I have, and seeing im less then 680,000 from Godfather.. it won't take much. It would really mean alot to me if you could rate or something to get me that much closer. My goal is to get there by Halloween and it seems impossible right now! I will return the love to all of you. I try my best everyday to help out my friends. And its been awhile since I have asked for anything and right now its just some rates. Things in my life are just blah right now. It would make me soooo happy to finally get there!! Thanks to every single person who has helped me get this far. I know it hasnt just been me to get me here. So I hope you all know I love ya and appreciate all you have done and all the love you have shown
Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You
The Fan*rate*add And Bomb Train!
To All My Dear Friends .......
This is Amelia the reason why I have been so happy these past few weeks. She is amazing if you don't have her as a friend your are missing out. Here is a link if you would like to add her, rate her, and even fan her. She returns all the love she gets. Amelia ~BrownEyedPapi's Proud Fu-Wifey~@ fubar
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Have No Idea.....
I feel like I'm about to jump out of my skin- like I should be somewhere else doing something else- out of this job, out of this town. My senses are buzzing and I feel something must be done. Before I begin breaking things. I get the sense I should be running the show, that I should be part of something bigger either of my own creation or as part of a collaberation. All I know is that all my life, I have been shackled by my insecurities about what people think about my weight and my odd personality, and now I am ready to say fuck them all and go for it. I will start with the image, show people how beautiful I truly am, then cultivate from there. Yeah, some may be saying, "Aren't you a little old for such foolishness? Isn't it a little too late?" My response to both: Fuck you! It's never too late if your will is strong and your passion is great. Age is relative- you're as old as you feel and I feel half of my true age. Matter of fact, I feel bloody well
This is where I spent the day today...My sister Kate talked me into Volunteering once again... She asked 1 time before, & I had done it; because, she had no-one to help her at all. So, to my surprise Kate, asked as Again..LOL!!! I have given up my days of I being 1 of the so called "Do gooders" of the World along time ago... When the reality of the World had set in...I had 1 to many fatalities...I gave up the health care I was doing..I got burnt out. At that time we had no "Debriefing.... "I vowed NEVER to get involved in another volunteer organization.. I would not allow that hurt inside... The helpless feeling of not being to help. When, the small child died in front of me, it was so hard... To face the parent to say... How do you say... What do you say? Their are no words.... Anyway you get the picture..... That's why I would not Volunteer any more...... So, Kate had kind of coerced me into this.. She knows I HATE being home lately. So,she said to
So True Right Now About Me!
Your creative energy is a little blocked today, but that just means you need to focus on that aspect of life a bit more and bring it out in the open. Once you do, you should experience a sweet release.
Karmic Forces
This woman fired someone I know basically because of her health and her age. Based on this alone it's desrimination. This woman (I'll call her Boss)hated my friend from the time she got there. My friend tried to make things go smoothly with Boss, but boss made my friend feel she was unwanted after a lot of years with the company. Boss made things so bad for my friend that my friend was placed on Zoloft for depression and anxiety by her doctor. Today Boss lied to someone about my friend and my friend may loose everything. Why is this entitled Karmic forces? Well Boss made friends life a holy hell for almost a year befor Boss fired friend and now she's telling false truths about friend. There is alot more that I will refrain from mentioning untill after the case goes to trial. So if I were to inflict something upon Boss by magickal means, Will Karma come into play? In this case I'm not sure Karma will rear her ugly lil head because in every religion you have one basic philosoph
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On Air Come Jam Out And Make New Friends
Hey Im Officially A Rock Star Lol to everyone who helped me get to rock star status its much appreciated
After about 7 weeks off work I finally found another job. I forgot how much it sucks waking up in the morning to go to I miss my girls even more now that I'm away from them longer. The job is boring and but atleast it pays well. No internet, so I will only be on at night or weekends if I have the time. I hope you all are doing well. Nigelle
Who Wants Her Lmfao
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Re: Must See Picture Gallery For 9/11 Truthers & Americans!
RE: Must See Picture Gallery for 9/11 Truthers & Americans! ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: bobby Date: 23 Oct 2007, 14:49 Must See Picture Gallery for 9/11 Truthers & Americans!thanksUncle Sam Subscribe to Uncle Sam’s Blog! Explosions before the collapse!The lobby was destroyed before collapse!Flashes before impact!Controlled Demolition!World Trade Center Building 7Not hi
well, i took that leap and fell flat on my face. im so freaking confused about the whole situatuion.we never really hung out alot, we did a little here and there but never alot, but i've always considered him a friend. and in the last few months i've gotten a little closer to him and got to know a few things about him. but yeah like i was saying about falling flat on my face...i'm not mad, if that other person is what makes him happy then go for it, its best not to let a friend that close anyway because once you do you lose them and that sucks.and we have at least for the time being call it being immature or whatever but its easier that way. ive gotta give my soul a little time and my heart time to heal. i just dont see how i keep doing this and how it happens so fast. i guess it comes from wearing my heart on my sleave and trusting people to soon. i gotta keep that wall up and keep to myself and stick to the people i know wont hurt me or that i know i wont allow them to. and i dont un
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Its All About The Fear Baby!!!!
Its All About The Fear Baby!!!!
I Like.
when boys tell me they love me just to see me smile. how the moon shimmers off of lake opechee. free sushi & chocolate truffles. sexy attorneys that roam around my inn half naked. the fact that nip/tuck premiers in just 7 days. macaroni & cheese with steak tips & lobster. ¢¾. trips to north conway with a male that can out shop me. my coffee strong, & my shots doubles. dancing the autumn nights away with the girls. my little black shoes. booze cruises & deep conversations with my brother. wal-mart parking lot rendevouz. the boston celtics & their amazing team thus far. my amazingly ghetto-fabulous bestfriend amy & how she just always seems to one up me at all that we do.
What I see.... -----------------From: Ryan @ Tattoo SyndicateDate: 22/10/2007dubbed "California's Worst Firestorm"Pictures speak a thousand wordsWord on the street is: this firestorm's way worse than the one we had back in '03.If that was bad, then this is incomprehensibleAs of today, there are currently 9 FIRES burning.The wind isn't helping any, for it is the main cause for the spread of the wildfireAnd due to the extremely high winds [50-70MPH], it is dangerous for helicopters to fly close to the firepray for this to STOPREPOST THIS;It ain't gonna kill you to take a few minutes to.Hit REPLY and repost the code.&PRAY PEOPLE;
How is that your eyes see’s the selfish person inside of me I tried to hide it, I guess not too well Feelings are gone Just don’t care about anything anymore LIVE OR DIE it’s all the same Endless cycle of pain No end in sight When did I become this person? Leave me to be in my dark hole Manipulating minds take over me Can’t see clearly Existing never living Black heart Stupid silly ***** Never be anything Fooling no one Demons took my soul I want to lie cold in the dirt Never feeling again Take me away sweet angel … Arms open for you I bleed for you I want peace
Watching the news as the wildfires make their fast moving track in my direction and wonder what will happen since we're totally boxed in ... So how's this for my daily horoscope? Daily Horoscope: Sagittarius For October 23,2007 Today is perfect for reflecting on how your life is going and to make little adjustments to tweak it in the right direction. Things are going to get pretty crazy soon and you won't have time to change course.
Re: Neo-con Podhoretz Tells Audience To "shut Up"
RE: Neo-Con Podhoretz Tells Audience To "Shut Up" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 23 Oct 2007, 14:22 Neo-Con Podhoretz Tells Audience To "Shut Up" After Tough Questions Arch-Neo Con Norman Podhoretz's book reading at a recent Barnes and Noble appearance in New York turned into a hostile affair after he told the audience that Iran should be bombed because "We were attacked by Islamofascists .. being bombarded with accusatory questions and eventually telling the crowd to "shut up".
Crisis Situations...
you know i think i have a solution for the fire crisis in california. Just start handing out free beer...if its free we will come...if its free we shall pee...and there are few things in life as fun as tryn to put out a blaze with your johnson
Husband Store
The Husband Store -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign re ads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs,
Deep In Thought
I dont know what my new plan is now. We had a huge argument that started off sweet and nice, until he started asking tons of suspicious questions like, where you staying, when and what day exactly are you going to be here. I half casually threw out that he had to still have control, and with that he told me to stay away. Dont come here. I wont let you see my girls. Theyre Mine now. I make decisions. Apologize to me and maybe Ill let you see them by christmas time. I flew off the loop. Got sooo angry and with flying words we argued. the guy scares me, made threats, and now I dont know what to do period. Because I dont want my anger to interfere with being reasonable and smart.
Can Sex Last Too Long?
ok well the last chick i slept with said that i lasted too long in bed. Ive never heard about a girl complaining because the guy lasted too long. We had sex for like an hour before I had to leave and I didnt get off yet i could have kept going. is this a bad thing that i can last an hour or 2?
I think this website is completely fucked up./ It's like some weird Science-Fiction showcase. -Nubbs
Feelings In The Soul
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Sex Facts!
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't Fucking care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different
Dreams about teeth and losing teeth are common. Often the dream is troubling, although it does not contain the same fear or anxiety as a nightmare. In the dream, the teeth often are a concern only to the dreamer. Other characters in the dream either do not notice, or do not care, about the loose teeth. A 19-year-old woman reports: I am in the bedroom combing my hair. A guy comes in and asks me if I am in a relationship. I say no. Then, he asks me out on a date. I say yes. He is about to kiss me and I ask him to hold that thought for a second. I go to freshen up a bit. When I wipe my mouth, my teeth begin falling out! Every one I touch falls out. No bleeding, just empty spaces in my mouth. I go back out of the bathroom, concerned, but the guy doesn't notice. Meanwhile, I'm a wreck. In waking life, the woman reports feeling conflicted about ending a relationship with a man. She would like to renew it. Potential embarrassment is preventing her from doing so. Dreams of losing teeth
Help Me
In a contest and I need some bombers please please help me out
The owl is the archetype of wisdom in many cultures' parables. The owl is often a sign of longevity, as well as knowledge. This knowledge pertains especially to the future and the mysteries of the night. You may be seeking such knowledge or be receiving an oracle hinting that you may be in possession of such knowledge. Is the owl in your dream mysterious or forthcoming? Does the owl speak to you? What does it say?
New Device
A woman and her new husband were about to go to the hospital, so the woman could deliver her first child. Before she was going to have the baby, the doctor said, "We have invented a new device that will transfer some of the labor pain to the father of the baby. Would you like to try it?" The husband and wife decided to give it a try. When the wife first went into labor, the doctor gave the husband 20% of the pain. He told the doctor that he felt fine, and was ready to take at least 50% of the pain. The labor continued and the husband offered to take 100% of the pain. The wife was so happy because she had such a wonderful and generous husband, and also a new beautiful baby girl. Unfortunately, she thought nothing could ruin her day, until she came home and found the Mailman lying dead on the front porch.
In the media age, dreaming of things political is becoming more frequent. Since we are often exposed to the intimate details of public figures' lives, we feel we know them, even if we only know about them. Consequently, we work these figures into our dream lives when events in our lives seem to empathize with what we know of public figures. Often, politicians, like celebrities, pop into our dreams for no reason other than the fact that we are bombarded with images of them on a daily basis. What may be important, though, is your waking-life perceptions of the politician who appears in your dream.
Jacob wrestled the angel, and the angel was overcome. Bono, U2, Rattle and Hum With the tremendous interest in angels these days, it is not surprising that they are becoming frequent characters in dreams as well. Pictures of angels, stories of angels, and a popular spirituality of angels have put the images and imaginations of angels in our collective unconscious. The word angel literally means messenger. Often, delivery of a particular message in the dream is the role filled by these beings. As the needs arise, they may provide additional help to the dreamer beyond simply delivering information. Since so many religions and contemporary worldviews have made room for angels in their view of the universe, this topic needs to be broken down a little more. Jung had room in his worldview for spirit guides. These were apparitions that shared both knowledge and insight. This insight came as dialogue. Consequently, the Jungian angel was something of a spiritual mentor. Religious an
Hey, how is everybody?? This weekend I'm going to a Halloween Party.....YEA!!! I love Halloween and I love, love, love to party!!! So, sometime next week I'll post some pics of me in my cool Halloween costume!!! Until like there's no tomorrow!!!!
Dreams about a compass, the universal symbol of direction, often involve either getting back on track or trying to discern what course should be set for the path ahead. Or the compass may have been found or given to you by a mentor figure of some kind. Checking out the mentor and her or his relationship to you should be a central concern of the dream
Traffic is a fascinating dream image. If traveling is required in a dream, it is often central to resolving the dream story. Consequently, the traffic and whether it cooperates with or hinders the dreamer's achievement is important. Since most everyone encounters traffic everyday, dreams concerning traffic reflect the extent to which your environment cooperates with or hinders your goals. These dreams may be indications that more patience, more self-assertion, or more creativity is needed to reach your goals. Of course, to dream of traffic can also mean that you were simply stuck in it all that day and you need to work out the frustration in a dream. Did the traffic cause you to miss an important appointment?
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Although the word is something of an antique in many circles, the idea of a blessing is a powerful one in the human experience. Consequently, giving, seeking, or receiving a blessing are important dream events. Many times, dreams include some kind of conveyance that will fall into this category. The idea of a blessing was central to many ancient cultures. When preparations for death entered its final stages, the dying patriarch or matriarch of a family would convey last wishes or hopes for affirmation onto members of a household. This was a deeply spiritual act that conveyed peace or power onto the next generation. To be overlooked or rejected during the blessing was a sign of disfavor or judgment. These things can come across in your dreams based on the subjects in them and the amount of reverence you have toward them. In more contemporary times, we can look at these blessings or conveyances in terms of complete versus incomplete relationships. Especially with parents, the blessing o
Watching a child realize he is alone is a heartrending event. In a moment, he goes from content to worried to panicked. One of our most primitive fears is the fear of being separated from family, friends, or society. In dreams, being abandoned can have several connotations that derive from psychological or physical experience. The primary interpretive question is: Who abandoned the dreamer, and why? Being individually abandoned by a significant other can represent a feeling of insecurity in a relationship. This may reflect concerns about the feelings of another towards you. Are you genuinely receptive to the idea of being loved and valued, or do you view another's affection as a put-on? Perhaps you view yourself as lovable as you are known, but fear that more revelation about you will lead to isolation. This could be especially true if there is a taboo experience being kept secret from the person who has abandoned you (e.g., marital infidelity). Dreams of this nature may be recurri
Sexual dreams are not about sex exclusively. Often they are about how we perceive people and how we think others perceive us. To construct a framework for interpreting sexual dreams, it is important to identify who is with us in the dream and how we feel about the experiences being had while dreaming. Certain dreams are simply romantic. Boy and girl meet in the dream state and find themselves enjoying one another. This scenario commonly involves an attractive acquaintance and a generally pleasing environment. There is no violation of taboo, except for a sense that perhaps things are moving a little fast in the nocturnal relationship. Often, the dreamer has simply acted upon a desire for a relationship with a particular person. Other dreams begin to press on the boundaries of our taboos. These include dreams with sexual content the dreamer would consider inappropriate in waking, but participates in during the dream. These dreams can be very troubling. One can wake up feeling as th
Murderous Evidence
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY! LEMME COMMENTS... YOU KNOW I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM! HEEHEE PEACE & LOVE, BEG Murderous Evidence Feverishly I stab over and over again, Gripping the knife firmly in my hand. Pieces of flesh ripping apart, Somewhere surely I’ll find a heart. Amazed I look around at the floor, Slimy guts and innards galore. In a frenzy I stab the eyes, The mouth and nose, my next surprise. In horror & shock I slowly stand, With the dripping knife still in my hand. With murderous evidence all over my dress, I must now clean up this pumpkin mess!!! Copyright 2006 Shari BOO!!!!
If you ever watched the old Kung Fu TV series, you may remember the powerful beginning sequence: Grasshopper (David Carradine) is in a cave. He seizes the smoking cauldron and burns the tiger and dragon images onto his skin as he carries the cauldron out into the sun. Upon doing so, his initiation is complete and he is an official Taoist monk. The cave is the archetypal place of initiation. Caves are the first and most sacred of human dwelling places. As such, people may often feel a primordial sense of attraction to caves in their dreams. Initiation is the Jungian term for becoming a Self in the transition from childhood to maturity. Jung contends that there are rites of passage that need to be completed. The cave is often the place this is done. For much of human history, caves have been sacred places of shelter from the world; the place that became the extent of a person's kingdom in the face of uncertainty and peril. While the cave itself may not be a central image any longer, we
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Green Eyez Rule
People with black eyes spend the shortest time in relationships except for the one with their current addiction. They always fall in love with anything that has two legs, a pulse.They are great kissers----until they vomit all over you.. If you dont repost this and you have black eyes you will either O.D., spend the night in jail, or wake up next to some weird guy you've never seen before within the next 2 days. ___________________________________________________________ Blue Eyes People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome, very good kissers and are really BEAUTIFUL. They always fall in love with their closest friends and never understand why. They are very funny, outgoing and don't care what people think or say. They are very satisfying and love only that one girl/guy. Are straight up WARRIORS((aka SPARTANS)) when necessary. If you repost this and you have blue eyes you will have the best kiss sometime in the next 5 days. ____________
New Name
yes. cellar door. google it if you need to ask.
I can still taste his sweet kiss. I can still feel his strong hands and fingers all over me. I can still feel his hot breath on my body. If I think about it hard enough, I can still feel him inside me and it makes me want him more than I did before I knew what he was like. I want more of him.
Cryboys Lost !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay Really A Poem This Time
Winter Trees, Silent Leaves, Glowing Lamps, Firelight, Warm Embrace, Tender Kiss, Just Like This, Enchanted Bliss, Fall Harvest Moon, Hot Soup, Feathers Fall, Blankets Tangled, Feet Cold and Blue, Its Nice to be Here, Snuggled up With You!
Happy Halloween
I M The Diamond
Most men treat women like rocks, useless things that they can throw around and abuse and not care what they do to them, not caring for their feelings. I.E. a guy walking down the road, sees a beautiful rock (woman), picks it up, he thinks it's all neat and cool, he abuses it, throws it, kicks it, and then takes it to his friends and the process continues. The woman develops into a rock, cause after a guy does this to her, she becomes cold and not willing to trust anyone at all, no matter what. The rock is hard and mainly undestructable so that nobody can get through. I see women as diamonds, priceless, fragile items that need the best of attention. They need to be treated with respect and always need to be shown they are needed and loved and cared for. If not taken care of correct, they could shatter and/or break. Sometimes you'll find rocks, but just give them alot of time and love and after awhile, the rock will crumble, revealing the most beautiful, unique diamond, you could ever wi
November 6th-part 2
November 6th, Part Two Your eyes pierce me Your lips touch me Your hand quiets me Your arm pushes me Your breath suffocates me Your voice scares me Your eyes want me Your body forces me Your teeth bite me Your smile shakes me Your muscles bruise me You push against me You lay right on me You tighten up on me You then position me You take pleasure from me And then it all goes black
Need To Level Up???
Well, it aint gonna happen if you sit around with a sad look on your face and 'Level Me' etc... in your status. Get out and rate some pics and stash. There is plenty out there. Hell, come join Royalty Levelers... I can find you plenty of stuff to rate. ~Just Meee™~S.B.A.B.~Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~Royalty Leveler~@ fubar
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Champions League Results
Champions League Results Arsenal 7-0 Slavia Prague R Fabregas 5 Hubacek o.g. 24 Walcott 41 Hleb 51 Walcott 55 Fabregas 58 Bendtner 89 Bookings: Flamini 11 Clichy 52 Hleb 59 Bookings: Volesak 71 CSKA Moscow 1-2 Inter Milan R Jo 32 Crespo 52 Samuel 80 Bookings: Daniel Carvalho 61 Bookings: Figo 43 Solari 83 Dynamo Kiev 2-4 Man Utd R Rincon 33 Bangoura 78 Ferdinand 10 Rooney 18 Ronaldo 41 Ronaldo (pen) 68 Bookings: Diakhate 31 PSV 0-0 Fenerbahce FT Bookings: Marcellis 29 Farfan 51 Bookings: Aurelio 33 Baris 45 Lugano 45 Sent off: Deivid 65 Rangers 0-0 Barcelona R Bookings: Thomson 36 Papac 50 Weir 72 Bookings: Milito 48 Abidal 63 Roma 2-1 Sporting R Juan 15 Vucinic 69 Liedson 18 Bookings: Cassetti 44 Vucinic 70 Juan 90 Bookings: Tonel 48 Joao Moutinho 87
2 Months + 2 Days
As many of you know, I'm injured. I broke my left knee cap on August 21st of this year... among other injuries suffered in my soccer accident. I was in a wheel chair for 2 weeks at the beginning of my recovery and I've been on crutches since then and I've had my leg in a splint the entire time. Today is October 23rd. I had an appointment with my specialist today. I had some new x-rays done. The news: My knee cap is fully fused back together. No more crutches! No more splint! I CAN WALK AGAIN!!! Today is one of the happiest days I've had in a long time! It's a day that I've desperately needed for my morale which has been low the past 2+ months. I want to thank my wife, Amanda, for her constant support during this. I love you ♥! I also want to thank my amazing friends for helping me through this as well... and for putting up with all my whining and sulking. You guys rock! My road to recovery is still not over. I have a lot of strengthening to do and build
What A Week
Well, annother crazy week has passed which means more stress and worry to unload. For a girl who is only 23 i have a lot on my plate! Not only do i stay at home and raise my 3 beutiful kids and manage a household, i am also my stepmothers full time caregiver. So i stay verry busy. Needless to say that this is all sometimes to much for me and i feel like i cant do it anymore, but then i stop and think to myself if i dont do it then who will? Does that make me crazy or what! And to top the icing on the cake after the recent break up with my girlfreing michelle, She Still Lives With ME! But at least thing are still goin well between me and my man! ( i know confusing right?) But in all of this craziness i try to rember that i am here for a reason and that my very disfunctional family needs me. Why else would i be doing all the stuff that i am? Anyways i guess the point is that we should all lend a helping hand, and rember the golden rule and apply karma whenever possible. Then
I Will Not Be Adding.....
I will no longer be adding men to my friend's list at this time THANK YOU ... women are still welcome :)
Tattooed Beauty
i don't know who has pissed her off and betrayed her but now she is gonna go off of fubar.anyhow ya all think that she is gonna quit or go away with her tail behind her legs . here to tell ya that ur dead wrong!!!! fortunate for me though i appreciate her and dont piss her off so i will stil be in contact with her. ya all will miss her when she is gone.
May I Kiss U
I ask if I may kiss you. You just smile; no answer is necessary. My initial kiss is just a flirting of our lips. My tongue lightly flicking - Like I am asking, "Do you want me?" The tip of my tongue runs all around your lips. Touching every part, Inside and out - Over and over again. Tickling you goes my tongue. Now I press my lips gently to yours. Rubbing your lips back and forth against mine. My kisses are hot and fast. I cannot rest long in any one place. I have such a need to go on. I trail kisses of passion all over your face. Then back to your mouth. Our tongues dance together. We are exploring. I circle your tongue with the tip of mine. You echo the pattern back to me. I lick the sides, underside and the top. You echo back. I suck your lower lip. You echo back. We repeat it. The sensations are driving our emotions. We are wild for each other. You thrust your tongue in and out. The movements are rhythmic and stabbing. Simulating our love making duri
To All Affected By
the world's pain; cali fires, war, famine, sickness: a prayer is said for you.
Its Almost Christmas...
It's almost that time of the year again!! Hope this makes you all laugh! Redneck Christmas CarolsAdd to My Profile | More Videos
Please Calling All Friends And Fans
she is a friend of mine if i have any friends or fans im sure ill see u there
Get Your Flu Shot
Well its that time again to get your flu shot . I got mine today :)
2nd New Comment
Zombie Punch
INGREDIENTS: * 2 cups curaçao or triple sec * 2 750-ml bottles gold or light rum * 2 cups lime juice * 2 cups orange juice * 2 cups high-proof rum * 2 oz Pernod * 1/2 cup grenadine * 1 750-ml bottle dark rum * 1 cup lemon juice * 1 cup papaya or pineapple juice * 1 cup passion fruit juice * pineapple slices for garnish * large cake of ice PREPARATION: 1. Mix all ingredients in a chilled punch bowl. 2. Stir well. 3. Add a large cake of ice. 4. Let stand for several hours in a cool place or in the refrigerator. 5. Garnish with a few thin pineapple slices.
Really Leaving
when my vip runs out im deleting my account im sick of the drama been being downrated and people starting bs that's not true so im leaving
NGREDIENTS: * 12 oz frozen fruit punch, partially thawed * 10 oz frozen strawberries * 2/3 cup orange juice * 2 Tbsp lemon juice * 24 oz ginger ale * 1 qt Champagne * 3 cups water PREPARATION: 1. Place a frozen ice ring in a punch bowl. 2. Add the fruit punch, water, strawberries, and juices. 3. Stir to dissolve the punch. 4. Slowly pour in the ginger ale and Champagne.
New Commenet
CLICK PIC TO ENTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are You Kidding Me?
Some guy posted a picture of his no no area on my page. It's been deleted, but seriously? REALLY! I want to kick people, NOW! Fucking gross. Even if I were straight, I still wouldn't want some guy to do that. I don't want any girl to do that. That's not okay. Cause ew! I'm just in shock that someone would post so many rates and comments on my pictures and whatnot, to turn around and post a picture of his naughty bits. He must not have read anything. See, if you would just read things. Give me ideas on how announce the lesbianism more. Because I'm super annoyed and I'm tired of blocking every guy that talks to me. Because I do like guys as friends, and I want to have kick ass internet friends on here. I just don't want to see them naked. *muahs*
MolyMascot got a date!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D yay and i'm anxious we will go first to walk in Zürich, then he said he will invite me to his appartment and cook for me :) now, i made a mumm to know what should i dress i hadn't a date in a long time and really i'm feeling like i'm 15 again and not 27 lol someone help me pleaseeeeeeeeee 8-P
Can Someone
I was wondering if someone could get me a vip to help level faster to godfather. I would really be greatfull. If not i do understand. Thanks for reading my blog :)
Quiz Junky Du Jour :)
Your Birthdate: March 3 You are more than a big ball of energy - you are a big ball of hyper. You are always on the go, but you don't have a type a personality. Instead of channeling your energy into work, you instead go for fun and adventure. Witty and verbal, you can have an interesting conversation with anyone. Your strength: Your larger than life imagination Your weakness: You tend to be pretty scattered Your power color: Lime Your power symbol: Lightening bolt Your power month: March What Does Your Birth Date Mean? You Belong in 1964 You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too.What Year Do You Belong In? Your Boss Isn't Psycho, but Your Boss Stinks Your boss is probably not mental. Still, your boss is not competent or professional. You may want to transfer departments or get a new job, before your boss sucks out your soul.Is Your Boss Psycho? You Are an Exotic Beauty!
Halloween Fun
You Are a Witch (or Warlock) You are deviously brilliant and a perfect manipulator. You somehow always end up getting what you want - without anyone knowing you're working behind the scenes. Crafty and cunning, you can work your way out of any jam. And it's easy for you to get people to do what you want, whether you're working for good or evil. Your greatest power: Mind control Your greatest weakness: Making people your puppets You play well with: Ghosts What Kind of Monster Are You? What Your Halloween Habits Say About You You are an outgoing person who's a bit of a showoff. It's likely that you dress up for Halloween every year. You like to think of yourself as naughty. But compared to most people, you're actually quite mild. Your inner child is open minded, playful, and adventurous. You truly fear the dark side of humanity. You are a true misanthrope. You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being sc
Pray For The Family Please
I found out lastnight that someone I knew lost their wife due to a shotting. The shooting took place saturday. She was a mother and a dear wife to a good friend of mine. She was a very loving person and she trusted everyone. Life is way to short. Live it while you can. Someonthing like this might happen one day.
Sexy Car
READ ARTICLE BEFORE WATCHING VIDEO This is a car advertisement from Great Britain . When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a ghostly white mist. They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in that exact same spot. The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon. Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road......Spooky! Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide. If you listen to the ad, you'll even hear the cameraman whispering in the background about it near the end of the commercial. A little creepy but pretty cool!
ok so im heading out at like ten am on friday on my way to nebraska for a few days so i will not be around much or in on the phone alot hint hint so leave me a message and i hope i have alot of fun and i know not to name it after any one hahahaha
Fires In Califoria
I lived in SOUTH CA. for 27 years, in that time I seen some very bad fires, but none of them as bad as the ones there are having now.I guess My home of eight years is gone, the fire went right through the middle of Ramona CA. this would be the witch creek fire. in San Diego,County Ca. in 1970 sept., 225,000 acres burned in one fire, and lasted for two weeks. It's seems to me that fires are getting worse each year, get ready to see more of the scenes you are watching On TV, in the future.Jimbo:)
You Know Your Name
You know your name The one who drives me insane Because I have feelings for you I hope you do too One day soon we will meet Hopefully that will be neat I can’t wait to see you in person Hoping it will be lots of fun We should click right away With all the things you say Even though we are miles apart You have a place in my heart It may be too much for me to bear If I find out that you don’t really care I know what I say and do Are really my feelings for you Hopefully I will find out soon And my heart will burst like a balloon My feelings will pour out And maybe even know without a doubt What you really say is true That you have a place in your heart for me too For what I thought was love before Has left my heart broken and sore I want to see what true love is That is one of my wishes I am really hoping it is there And we become a great pair A true love, I don’t think I have ever had And I want a true love really bad And just t
That Perfect Scent
You left for now but I can still smell you on my hands where I’ve tangled them in your hair, smoothed them across your flesh, loved you tactilely through the tips of my fingers, sliding them over your scars, the soft fuzz of hairs, the tiny imperfections, reading your secrets like Braille. The warmth of the scent is the warmth of your body. You are still here, but I cannot touch you so I drag my nails across my stomach and thighs as you do. And I liquefy as though your eyes were melting me, your hands reshaping my pliancy into an image of your lust. Wrapped tightly in the embrace of your scent alone, I dip myself into myself, my own scent rising and mingling with yours
Red Sox #1
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, "Dakota, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Yankees fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am a Red Sox fan, and proud of it," Dakota replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Dakota, why pray tell are you a Red Sox fan?" "Because my mom is a Red Sox fan, and my dad is Red Sox fan, so I'm a Red Sox fan too!" "Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Red Sox fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would
Old 33
Just when you think you found a beer that you can call your very own,homebrewed in state not an import from NJ or CO, or from MO, but locally brewed and tasting good, they sell the company to The King of Beers. I hate fuc-ing Bud, it tastes like a burnt turd, now they will probably ruin the taste of my Green Bottled Rolling Rock. I drank three ice colds ones this afternoon and I am feeling like I need more beer. Sounds like time for a road trip, or in my case a trip to the basement. I have more there just waiting to be enjoyed. Cheers ! Thank God for Beer, because, Iam a drunk
Bin Laden & The Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach, and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle, and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything", barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish, or I will be returned to that bottle forever." Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman, and said, "Very well. I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So, just do it, and be off with you!" The annoyed genie said, "So be it!", and disappeared. The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance. >> >> Allah is good!
Rangers 0-0 Barcelona Hafe Time Mon Gers
Group E VfB Stuttgart 0-0 Lyon Rangers 0-0 Barcelona Group F Dynamo Kiev 1-3 Manchester United Roma 1-1 Sporting Group G FT CSKA Moscow 1-2 Inter Milan PSV Eindhoven 0-0 Fenerbahce Group H Arsenal 3-0 Slavia Prague Sevilla 2-0 Steaua Bucharest
Adam And Eve
In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows, Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves, One covered Adam's, one covered Eve's. As the story goes on, nevertheless to say, The wind came along, and blew the leaves away. At the sight, Adam did stare, There was Eve's treasure, all covered with hair. And wonder came, under Eve's eyes, As Adam's thing, started to rise. They found a spot, that suited them best, A nice big tree, where they began to rest. Her legs spread wider, and wider apart, While thrill after thrill, came into her heart. The head of Adam's thing, peeked into the hold, And filled her with passion, beyond her control. Backward and forward, his thing did slide, And Eves treasure, was all wet inside. The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose, Until Adam's thing, was all out of juice. Then through the years, people did screw, And now it's time, for me and you. So pull down your pants, and lay in the gra
What was the name of the first balloon to cross the Atlantic Ocean?
Make Me Feel
I don’t know what’s happened. I can’t control myself. When we’re alone, I feel the urge. I look into your eyes, Then I know you’re thinking it too. Fuck me. Peel off my clothes. Let them fall and kiss the floor. Lay me down, make me feel special, make me feel different. Show me, how much you love me. This isn’t passion driven, kiss my neck This isn’t meaningless, push against me harder This is everything I’ve ever wanted, almost there Could I possibly be any louder? Fuck me.
Bird Of Power
Inspired by Earth Magic, by Claire Nahmad (Inner Traditions, 1994). Ever wish you could fly? Your sun sign is traditionally associated with different birds that can carry messages to the Great Spirit for you, offer spirit-support and healing, or sing a song for your soul. Find out which birds are your horoscope birds of power here. SIMPLE SOLUTION: Aries, March 21-April 19: vulture, magpie, robin. Taurus, April 20-May 21: dove, sparrow, swan. Gemini, May 22-June 20: parrot, linnet, eagle, finch. Cancer, June 21-July 22: seagull, owl, white peacock. Leo, July 23- Aug 22: peacock, rooster, eagle. Virgo, Aug 23-Sept 22: rooster, magpie, parrot. Libra, Sept 23-Oct 22: dove, swan, sparrow. Scorpio, Oct 23-Nov 21: eagle, vulture. Sagittarius, Nov 22-Dec 21: eagle, peacock, bird of paradise. Capricorn, Dec 22-Jan 19: owl, falcon. Aquarius, Jan 20-Feb 18: cuckoo, albatross. Pisces, Feb 19-March 20: swan, stork, sandpiper.
Shark Attack
Was it a shark attack or is it really that small? - Get Your Own
Morphs For A Sign
Ok so here's the idea... and I did this before I deleted my page on CherryTap before it changed names again. I'll make a morph for a sign.... Only catch is you must be in the picture. The better the picture (if any partial nudity or whatnot), the more elaborate the morph and so on. I can do multiple pictures and some on my list still have the ones I made. So if interest let me know. Also... Buy me a drink, I never get any lol. Wally :)
Sex Is Like A Rollercoaster
You get on with your partner. There is anxious anticipation as you start. You start slowly, climbing your way to the top. There are smiles exchanged, and giggles, maybe even caressing or hand holding. The excitement builds and builds. It nears the top. The expressions on faces become wondrous and excited. Then as it hits the pinnacle, things move very fast. There's a quick motion, the heart races with complete excitement; faces are all in total pleasure. Arms are flailing, heads are bouncing, and there is some noticeable screaming going on. The rest of the ride is up and down, twisting and turning, lots of bumping, sometimes in the light, sometimes in the dark. Sometimes there's a surprise, and sometimes it becomes all too familiar but always, always at the end, there's a big smile on the face. Hair is all messed up, and everyone is talking about how great it is, while some of them say, "I wanna go again!"
The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy
Our sojourn through the late eighth and early seventh century B.C. monarchial life of Judah continues in 2 Kings 16 with the sixteen-year reign of king Ahaz. "In the seventeenth year of Pekah the son of Remaliah Ahaz the son of Jotham king of Judah began to reign." From last week, we may not remember -- even I have a hard time remembering, and I like to think I'm well versed -- the man who came to power in Israel by murdering his predecessor and fell from power the same way (2 Kings 15:27-31). In Pekah's reign a considerable part of Israel got invaded and annexed by the onslaught of Assyria, the rising power of that part of the world. Population pressures led to what we read about in verse thirty-seven, where Pekah along with Rezin of Syria is marching on Judah during Ahaz's reign. So low did Ahaz choose to sink that he sought an alliance which just a generation before would have been unthinkable! But when we don't even try to keep a strong spiritual or ethical foundation ourselv
My Escape
Harsh breathing Heavy breathes Rasp through throats As a low groan And a soft moan Escape. Rub, massage The smooth flesh That can be excited By the slightest touch - A tease. Muscular physique Slowly relaxes under The spread hands That slowly work Their way Up and down. Bodies move In slow rhythm In sync with each other. Bite, suck, nibble, lick. Gently touch and caress Soft skin. Fulfillment and rest Secure and content Within each other’s Sensations.
Dreams can show our inner most desires fears and failures and truths that the conscious mind will not admit
Im Done Her Im Sorry 4 Everything Im Workin On Deletin My Page Not Like You Care
take a look most pix r gone i hope they treat u better than i ever did
When You Look At Me
Uniquely you Uniquely me both as different as different can be I wonder what you see when you gaze that way at me You smile slowly and i am filled with fear what exactly is going on here? lines crossed boundries broken Yet, not one word has been spoken Just that one look makes me wonder what spell you have put me under
Music Trivia
What Depeche Mode song was inspired by Priscilla Presley's book Elvis and Me?
Fate Version 2
Did you know there's a chaotic side to Fate? She's anything but sedate! Fate enjoys watching the threads so cleaverly spun. At my expense, she's been having heaps of fun. Even though Life doesnt often go my way, I strive to remember tomarrow may be my day. But the chaos is impossible to ignore. When Fate decides to step in, once more. Every time I believe I'm on the right track, Fate smiles at me and knocks me back. Plans made, only to be swiftly diverted, Hopes and dreams now deserted. My hope in love and life newly reborn, Fate steals both, all the while, smirking with scorn. With bitterness I ask; Whats the point? Whats the use? I'm at the mercy of Fate, that oh so chaotic muse. No matter how fast I run or where I go. Silently, smiling, Fate shakes her head ... no no no I cannot run, nor can I hide. Fate, is forever, by my side!
Whats Up?
Hey whats up? I am a 19 year old bi female from Michigan.. I will talk to any bi girls, or guys that are 18-24 years old.. Please write me back soon if you are intrested ok..
Fitting In
Your smile was my undoing on that first night. When you asked me out, it felt so right. Filled with excitement and apprehension, My body, mind, and spirit were coiled tight with tension. You gave me a rose and I thought, "wow can this be real?" "No way could this guy be the real deal!" Next to my suprise, you said its up to me. The choice was mine, which movie would i like to see. The restaurant you chose, was first class. I felt so bad for the waitress, who dropped that wine glass. The food was excellant; the conversation was a delight. You have no idea how pleased I was with our date tonight. The date ended and the party started Into an unknown world I soon departed Rhonda fit right in, but for me it wasn't the same. The longer I stayed, the more uncomfortable I became. Honesty is your golden rule. I seriously think that is so cool. I know for you to open up was not easy. To be honest, your secret made my stomach a tad bit queasy. I refused let my fear r
pride compells me on but no idea where i am going lost in a city that is not mine exhustion finally sets in find a hiding spot to rest wake up filled with fear what was that noise? where am i? what am i doing here? regret and tears fill my eyes as the cold seeps through my clothes perhaps i was to hasty to late to turn back now a kind soul gives me a cup coffee a word of encouragement and a smile onward i continue my journey i wonder what looms ahead a stranger stops and he offers a ride more fear, and distrust i huddle against the door wishing id never left you home at last relief and weariness war within no messages sadness fills me pride becometh before the fall
Did You Know?
If you think walking away was easy, you are wrong Sometimes I only appear to be strong I really like you and I hate that I hurt you But in that moment, to myself I had to be true It wasnt anger that compelled me to leave, but fear I know this is something you probably dont want to hear I know sometimes I am a schmuck With relationships I have no luck Baggage comes in all sorts of shapes and sizes Unfortunately it also comes in many guises. I cannot undo what has been already done Believe it or not I am sorry and I really do like to have fun
Z Is For The Zodiac.
Many people, including my wife, are big into following horoscopes based on the zodiac sign. They believe that how the stars and planets are lined up when they are born says a lot about their personality and future in this world. I believe that we make our own chores that end up shaping our destiny. I believe that horoscopes and the zodiac gives us an interesting and for fun look at ourselves, but not the end all to our lives on earth. So I guess you could call me an "unbeliever". The modern zodiac used by most consists of 12 signs for every month of the year. My wife and I are Aries. My oldest daughter is Capricorn. My youngest daughter is Gemini. My son is Cancer. The movie Thir13en Ghosts (2001) told of a Black Zodiac. It consists of 13 doomed spirits that symbolize varies forms of death and damnation. No particular spirit is associated with any particular month especially since we don't have 13 months. While many think this is used by users of dark magic, it was totally mad
So True!
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. My confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu. If people want a church, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away. I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like g
What I Feel
Anger seethes in my brain slowly driving me insane Guilt eats away at my soul in its wake Leaving a large hole Pain serves as a reminder for me to remember to try to be kinder Regret fills me When I think of what never will be Shame breaks my heart Because we are now apart
A Few Questions
Family always comes first! I would do the same if our situations were reversed. I understand why you had to travel so far away. But as each day passes, I wonder when you are coming home and if you are okay. I have a few questions for you, but I'm afraid to ask. For me writing this poem was no easy task. "They" say nothing ventured nothing gained. But, it wont be "their" pillow that may become tearstained. I take a deep breath and I start to type, At my tears, I distractedly swipe. The questions are not what has me so filled with fear. Its the honest answers i seek, that I'm not sure I'll want to hear. I know I have little right to question you and I know you are busy, And lately life for the both of us hasn't been easy. But, after all this time i have to wonder, Has our friendship somehow fallen asunder? Was it something I did or perhaps something I said? I feel like our friendship is dangling by a thread. Yes I care, after all that's what real friends do. I
Turn On
I see you from afar, Dark and aromatic.... As I have always remembered you being. I am held in your magnetic gaze, Drawn closer and closer to the radiating heat, Of your form.... Lost forever in anticipation... As I yearn to taste you.... Bitter or sweet, It matters not... For I need you inside of me... Filling me with you your warm, your heat... All the energy, vitality you always bring to me... I am awakened when I have you near. Steam rolls down your form.... As the ravenous rumble of your seductive voice, Intensifies....and intensifies still.... Until you are exhausted and empty... And the deed is done. Taking my favorite mug from the shelf, I then turn you off. As pour myself a cup of pure romance. Who knew coffee could be such a turn on?
Short Poems
Staring off into space A slight smile upon my face. I watch people go to and fro. They remind me of long ago.. =+=+= I smile you nod Nothing more a passing glance A brief moment in time shared together Enough to brighten your day and mine =+=+= I think about you Sadness fills me What could have been But not meant to be A friend lost for eternity =+=+= I am screaming but no sound is heard; I am looking but only see an empty void; I am reaching out but find nothing; I am searching; for me... the person I used to be.
Just Hopeless
You say that you are only good at being a hopeless romantic but I’ve got at least three things I can name that you have excelled the standards of men One she said in that oh-so tone of hers is that you can see you can see all that you want to be and above all you want to be free Two stated as a-matter-of-fact is you can hear all that your heart holds dear the cries of those and drop of their tears your heart beats whenever she is near and finally Three said in solace you can love and this I hold high above, your heart beats for all of those that you love remember these my dear because you must know that you are not hopeless but a romantic you may well be.
Y Is For Young People In Pro-sports.
Over the last 20-30 years, pro sports has drafted younger players in all the major sports. In general the NBA and MLB will draft high school kids, while the NFL and MLS (pro soccer) will go after college kids. Benefits of Young Pro Players: They add new blood into sports that quickly go stagnate as teams center themselves around franchise players. This new blood is developed and then graduates to the coaching and management staffs.; They draw in younger fans and of both sexes to buy team gear. Drawbacks of Young Pro Players: Few attend and/or finish college.; Many are taken advantaged of by their own families since they are seen as the meal tickets out of poverty.; They generally have short careers and are immature with their own conduct. What Could Be Done to Help Young Pro Players: 1. Require them to attend college for at least two years. If they finish all four years with a degree, then great. If they leave before graduating, then have them pay back all the scholarship m
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In Time Was Sung For Someone Close To My Heart
Installed Some Things
A couple months ago I installed headers through exhaust on my 2004 Mustang Mach1. Here's a short crappy video of what it sounds like. I bought a new video camera, I just haven't taken any good videos with it yet.
Fading Friends
Woe is me, for I have fading friends, Being alone again is just around the bend. They seem to last only a brief moment in time. Another potential friend comes down the line. The cycle ends, Just as it begins. Always intending to stay, but all too soon they fade away. They fade away into the past like the sun setting at the end of the day. Taking with them all their companionship and affection. Leaving me with these feelings of depression. The cycle ends, Just as it begins. Promises never made, but only assumed. To bad I did not heed the warnings of danger that closely loomed. Fading friends are a harsh reality. I'm nothing more than one of life's casualties, The cycle ends, Just as it begins. Makes me wonder if friends ever do really last. All these Fading friends keep whizzing by so fast... Anger, pain distrust, all teach lessons well learned. Venturing too close to the fire will result in being burned. The cycle ends, Just as it begins. With t
A Friend Lost
Standing at the train station at night, All alone under the dim white light. Asking myself, time after time, "why u didn't come?" You had promised even before my journey had begun. Desperately fighting back the angry tears, Wondering what it was that had you so filled with fear. Appearantly, our relationship was not as close, as in the past. But our friendship, I thought, would last. How wrong I was to count on you! You stabbed my heart clean through! Even when my memories of Chicago fade, Beyond the broken promises you made, Long after the wound is healed, the scars will remain. To remind me of you, my bitterness, my anger, and my pain. Regret fills me, to inform you, of the special treasure you have lost. The price I paid was high, but for you, I hope it was worth the cost.
Good Story
The other day my 9-year-old son asked why we were at war. My husband looked at our son then at me. We were both in the Army during the Gulf War and we would both be honored to serve and defend our country again today if called upon. I knew that my husband would give him a good explanation. He told our son to stand at our front living room window then said, What do you see?" "Oh, trees - cars - our neighbor's houses." Pretend that our house and yard is the United States of America and you're President Bush." "OK." "Now pretend that every house and yard on the block is a different country." "OK." "Now, see that man coming out of his house with his wife, grasping her by the hair & hitting her. She's bleeding and crying but he keeps hitting her in the face, throws her on the ground and kicks her to death. Their children watch but are afraid to stop him - they're crying but do nothing because they're afraid of their father. So what do you do? " Call the police?" "OK. Pretend the polic
X Is For X-rated Movies.
First of all, the "X" rating is giving to films that have either explicit sex , graphic violence or other adult topics in the film. There is no official rating of "XXX". This is usually used in advertising to make a movie appear to be more pornographic than other films. X-Rated Films-A History: They first got their start in the 1910's with stag films. These were movies shown at men's parties that had dancing naked women and/or couples having intercourse. As film progressed, stag films became art house films. Other subgenres developed with soft/hardcore, S&M, snuff and sexploitation. The X-rated film really took off when everyone started to own VCRs in the 1980's. Now there is porn dvd's, adult pay-per-view channels and the internet. Have any X-rated films won any mainstream awards?: Yes, Midnight Cowboy(1969) won an Oscar for Best Picture. Effect on Society: X-rated films have changed American society in, I think, two major ways: what sex is, and what sex can be. With X-rated
Spurned Love
You promised your love would stand the test of time. Instead, you have broken this heart of mine. Angry words spoken in haste, Often leaves a bitter after taste. A soft laugh, a gentle smile, These memories are mine, to hold for a while. A forbidden kiss, so badly desired. A fuel, in which you generously added to the fire. You say that I'm pushy, I'm bossy, and I'm a bitch. But, I can't change with a flip of a switch. You have decided that I'm not your destiny, In so doing, you choose not to be "Special" to me. No more future, no more sharing. Oh how I'd like to say I'm done caring! You've completely ripped my ego to shreds, And left my heart hanging by a thread! You lied when you said I was cherished. I never guessed our "love" would so quickly parish. You insist on keeping a smile all a glow... After all, appearances must be kept for those we know. It's a lesson well learned, From a love so harshly spurned.
Thousand Questions
From the darkness, I can almost smell the fear. My fears of being unloved and alone become all too clear. There is no where to run, no where to hide. For most of my life, I have done nothing but cried. Standing alone watching the moonlit sky, A thousand questions, with no answers, whiz by. Dreaming about what could be.. Is that not living in pure fantasy? Can it be more than wistful thinking? Makes one wonder if and what I've been drinking. Standing alone watching the moonlit sky, A thousand questions, with no answers, whiz by. Seeking answers to silently spoken questions. Knowing, that I, myself have many imperfections. Wondering, if that "special one" is really out there. But, to my real life, is that really fair? Standing alone watching the moonlit sky. A thousand questions, with no answers, whiz by.
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Fate Have you ever seen the cruel side of Fate? I have, for Fate appears to be my soul mate. Every time I believe I'm on the right track, Fate smiles at me and knocks me back. With my faith in love and life reborn, Fate steals both, all the while, smirking with scorn. While things often don't go my way, I strive to remember tomarrow will be my day. Then Fate quickly steps in, once more. The cruelty bestowed on me is hard to ignore. I wonder if Fate enjoys the chaos she's spun, It's at my expense, she's been having fun. I've been told; "Things happen for a reason, And for all things there is a season". With Fate by my side, I doubt that is true. If you only knew the trials she's put me through! Plans made, only to be swiftly diverted, Hopes and dreams now deserted. With bitterness I ask; Whats the point? Whats the use? I'm at the mercy of Fate, the cruelest muse. No matter how fast I run or where I go. Silently, smiling, Fate shakes her head ... no no
Yep I'm on a diet. I started Sat with a friend and in the last 3 days I've lost 3 lbs. I'm pretty happy about that =) Other then that... I've been cleaning. Not fun. I'll write more when I dont have a child on my lap... Jenner
W Is For Watergate Revisited.
During the second term of US Pres. Richard Nixon (R-CA), members of his staff burglarized and then covered up a break-in into the DNC headquarters in the Watergate office complex. This lead to Pres. Nixon resigning and some White House staffers going off to jail. All this occurred because of the articles written by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the The Washington Post based on information given to them by "Deep Throat". On Tuesday, May 31, 2005, Vanity Fair reported that "W. Mark Felt, 91, who was second-in-command at the FBI in the early 1970s," was "Deep Throat". Why did Felt do it?: Some think he did it because he was upset that he was pasted over for becoming the new head of the FBI. Why is "Deep Throat" a big deal?: It was one of the 20th century's biggest mysteries that historians (of crime and US presidents) has pondered. It was one of the first times that a secret information source lead to the downfall of a major political figure. Why all the hub-bub now?:
I'm New Here
come show me lots of love. love making new freinds.
My Quest For A Fu-hubby
V Is For Voting Requirements.
Today's topic may anger a few readers since my views on voting requirements are a bit....elitist in some ways. Voting rights were first given to white, land-owning males. Then expanded to males of any race (the 15th Amendment). Then to women of any race (the 20th Amendment). And lastly to any US citizen 18 years old or older (the 26th Amendment). While these are all nice, we have developed a voting population that, I believe, doesn't deserve to be allowed to vote. We now have a voting population of citizens who haven't the education nor experience to be allowed to vote. Education: I believe a voting citizen should be an informed one, a literate one. And believe it of not about 20% of the US adult population is not able to read. I feel that a voter should have to read at least at a 6th grade level in order to vote. If the they can read at this level, then they can read an USA Today or any other local newspaper. Experience: I believe that a voting citizen should have some lif
What The Hell's Wrong With Me?
I really don't understand it, I see men and women that are fatter then me and some even uglier then me with someone. So what's the hell wrong with me? Seeing people fatter then I with someone and I have no one makes me even more depressed, like I have some kind of virus or something and no don't say cut your hair, I've had short hair in my time and it made no difference. I'm some kind of freak and that's all there is to it. A freak that will be glad the day death pays him a visit. Don't say go out in the real world. Two problems with that, I've tried the real world and all I ever do is get laughed at. Plus, I have trouble talking to women. I am a writer, I can write wonderful and powerful words. I just have trouble saying them outloud. I try to talk to women and I get tongue tied, and stutter. I can't help it. Maybe that's my problem and if it is I'm better off dead because it won't go away. If only we wrote each other instead of talked I would be considered a stud but inste
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New Look
I have a new look on life. It isnt really as dark as i may have said before, Sure life can take you and turn everything upside down and make u loose all hope, but then with a little time and strength it all comes around in the end. there always a time or there are many times in a persons life that can seem like its to hard to go on. I have thought that from time to time. Ten something, usally something small, presents itself and life can pick up for a while. The sum of this blog is, No matter how much life beats you down, I think that it has a chance of always getting better. Your friends that u trust can help along the way.
U Is For The United Nations.
On June 26, 1945, 50 nations signed the UN Charter so to establish a new worldwide body that work to maintain peace on Earth. Since then every nation, except Taiwan and Vatican City, has joined. The UN has worked to keep the peace by feeding the hungry, improving the health of women and children, negotiating the end of wars, and providing economic help to small nations when needed. Despite its good works, it has had its share of corruption. Lately, the UN Oil-For-Food scandal has shown how the UN ambassadors used the selling of Iraqi oil to line their own pockets. I am not surprised sine most of its ambassadors are corrupt leaders from corrupt nations. Getting a kickback is just a part of doing business to these people. Many Americans believe the UN is good as long as the US military isn't fighting under UN command. I agree with this, but I also believe the US should allow its citizens to join an UN-ran military force used for peacekeeping. I once had a professor say that the U
From This Moment Forward
I am going to have to curb my spending so i can afford a descent car along with insurance which i am also going to need.
Out Of Place
have you ever felt just out of place, like you totally dont belong, thats how i am in this town i live in, we just moved here, at least in my hometown of arkansas i knew everything and everyone, here i know nothing, even online i feel left out sometimes so alone like there really is no one else out there like me and everyone always says who wants to be like anyone else and yah i dont want to be exactly like anyone else but i want that feeling of belonging,i miss that more than anything. i feel so lost and alone. what is wrong with me?
My Words Are Falling On Deaf Eyes
I was write when I said I was ugly, I joined sites like this and adultspace to see if I can find someone who'd care for me. But I guess I was right all along, if I can't get a woman to meet in a public restaurant just to talk, how am I suppose to get laid? I don't believe in rape, even if I had the upper body strength to do the job, it's sick and wrong and something I could never do. So, I guess I'll wait for the sweet kiss of death alone, because it's the only I'll ever get. I know pity don't get girls, but with looks like mine, and no career what else do I have to offer. Life is a bowl of cherries, but someone ate the cherries and left me the pits.
T Is For Taxation Plans.
Since the passage of the 16th Amendment in 1913, the US government has taxed the incomes of its citizens so to provide revenue for various governmental programs. Most Americans complain about paying taxes. And a few debate who should pay them and how much. Here I hope to discuss the three most current taxation methods and proposals that get play in the press and American mind. Plan I-The Current System Right now US citizens pay a rate of taxes based on their income, martial status, number of dependents and other smaller variables. In theory, everyone who earns in kind of a income off of work, investments or profits from the sale of a good/service pays a percentage in income tax (IT). This percentage is based on actually how much money one earns. Positives: Everyone pays, and everyone has a chance to get some sort of tax reduction. Problems: The more income one makes, the more tax breaks one can take advantage of. So the lower income earns aren't able to take advantage of
You Only You
You say you like everything that i do. you say you like how i make you feel. you say you like that i want you and think of you.regardless of how things are happienss isnt pushed aside until its convient. .can you plant a flower and not water it and expect it to grow? being scared is one thing. you know you like all we share as much as i do.control? there isnt any conrtol. you cant conrtol it or turn it on or off whenever you like. we both know that isnt who you are. so why restrain yourself? just tell me im not all things you like and want if its not true.i beg you tell me i dont make you happy. I surely know you do all these things for me. i cant conrtol that.
Just Ran Outta Floss!
Damn,just ran outta floss!....Anyone got a spare g-string or thong!??
S Is For The Salvation Army.
When I was about 12 years old, my family began to attend church services at the main Salvation Army corps in my hometown of Richmond, VA. It was an unique experience that helped me through the trials of being a teenager In 1865, William Booth,an ordained Methodist minister [and] aided by his wife Catherine, formed an evangelical group dedicated to preaching among the “unchurched” people living in the midst of appalling poverty in London’s East End. Booth’s ministry recognized the interdependence of material, emotional and spiritual needs. In addition to preaching the gospel of Jesus Christ, Booth became involved in the feeding and shelter of the hungry and homeless and in rehabilitation of alcoholics. Booth and his followers, originally known as "The Christian Mission", became The Salvation Army in 1878, when that organization evolved on a quasi-military pattern. Booth became “the General” and officers’ ranks were given to his ministers. The Salvation Amy has functioned successfull
Toot-toot Tuesday
Chugga-Chugga ... choo-choo! 8-p Ahhhh, The Tuesday Train :) I've enjoyed this concept thus far, I feel as though my fu-friends are great ... And I want you all to meet each other - and THATS why the "Tuesday Train" was started. I'd like to hear from some past train passingers: Did the train actually introduce you to anyone that you've stayed in contact with? -or- Did you feel as though you were tied up on the E-tracks in front of it ... Waiting for your hero that NEVER came to the recue??? *smirks* With all my new friends ... you may be wondering: WTF ? So I'll post part of my So, What is with this: -adding this today- Q:
R Is For Rap Music-the Good, Bad And The Ugly Of Modern Music.
Over the 20 odd years, modern music has been heavily influenced by the sub-branch of rock-n-roll known as rap music. Some has been good, some bad and some pretty ugly as it has developed over the years. The Good: I like early rap. RUN-DMC, the Fat Boys, early Fresh Prince (Will Smith) and Salt-N-Pepa had fast beat songs that were fun to listen to. They talked about parties, dating and teenage problems in a non-threatening way. Today, I am a big fan of Eminem. He says things I can relate to as my tastes have become more adult. The Bad: Rap then started to become darker as it grew in popularity. I think as it got more airplay, the artists started expressing their views on society and its darker aspects. To me, rap became bad when it started making heroes out of drug dealers and murders (i.e. Notorious B.I.G.). In a time when kids needed more heroes to admire, the music industry throws money at people who sold drugs to children so they can rap about it. The Ugly: The whole East C
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The Cold Dark Place
The way you made me feel Was very unreal On top of the world one moment The next in the depths of hell When I caught a glimpse of myself In that black hole you call a heart A part of me realized I had become like you Rage Self-loathing Insecure Jealousy All while feeling self righteous The highs were awesome The lows were gruesome Never knew from one moment to the next Who you were gonna be Need out Get away Your demons consume Your darkness inside Eating me whole If no escape There would be a place inside me Ice that beats without shattering
It Will Come If You Just Let It.
Allow this moment Relax and allow this moment to come. Savor the richness of it as it passes through your experience. Then, just as peacefully as you let it in, let the moment go. And allow the next moment to flow freely into your life. There is nothing to be gained by fighting against perceived difficulties, or by running away from them. There is nothing to be gained by worrying that the things you value will be taken from you. Instead, enjoy, appreciate and make full use of your many treasures and blessings. By so doing, you'll make it impossible for them to ever be taken from you. Welcome each new challenge as it appears. It is by moving through the challenges that you enrich yourself and the world around you. Let each unique moment flow freely through you, with whatever it may bring, and experience it fully, with passion, purpose, and positive expectation. Then let it go, while holding on to the richness it has added to your life. -- Ralph Marston
Q Is For "quantum Leap" Tv Show.
From March 1989 to May 1993, "Quantum Leap" was a new look at time travel and American history as it opened with the following monologue: "Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator and Vanished...He woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Al, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Sam can see and hear. And so Dr. Beckett finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home." Over the four years it was aired on NBC,"QL" had Sam become people of all sexes, races, nationalities, classes and mental abilities. He had to set history right before he could leap on another life. My most favorite episodes were entitled "Lee Harvey Oswal
Would You, Will You
Message: Y = Yes, N = No, M = Maybe Would you? Will you? [_] give me your number? (_ _ _) _ _ _- _ _ _ _ [_] give me your screenname? ______________ [_] kiss me? [_] let me kiss you? [_] watch a movie with me? [_] go to dinner with me? [_] let me drive you somewhere? [_] take a shower with me? [_] buy me a drink? [_] take me home for the night? [_] let me sleep in your bed? [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me? [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions? [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? [_] let me make you breakfast? [_] help me with homework? [_] tickle me? [_] let me tickle you? [_] stick up for me if i was being put down? [_] instant message me? [_] greet me in public? [_] hang out with me? [_] bring me around your friends? D0 Y0U... [_] think im hott? [_] think im cute? [_] want to hook up with me? [_] want to be my bf/gf? AM I... [_] smart? [_] funny? [_] cool? [_] loveable? [_] adorable? [_] great to be with? [_] attractive? [_] mean
P Is For ...pope John Paul Ii: His Life And Times.
Always media star, Pope John Paul II has been in the press lately as his health has declined dramatically. Soon after being the 301st Pope of the Roman Catholic Church for nearly 27 years, he will pass on but his influence on mankind will be felt for generations to come. "Karol Wojtyla was born on May 18, 1920 at Wadowice, Poland. For many years Karol believed God was calling him to the priesthood. He studied secretly during the occupation of Poland, and was ordained to the priesthood on November 1, 1946. He earned a doctorate in theology in 1948 at the Angelicum in Rome, Italy. From 1948 to 1951 he served as a parish priest in Poland's Krakow diocese and then returned to study philosophy at the Jagiellonian Univsersity at Krakow. From 1952 to 1958 Wojtyla taught social ethics at the Krakow Seminary, and became a professor at the University of Lublin in 1956. Pope Pius XII appointed Wojtyla an auxiliary bishop in Krakow on July 4, 1958, and Pope Paul VI appointed him Archbishop of
Naughty Survey
This is what I call.. The Naughty Survey. Simply fill it out and send it to the person who posted this bulletin. Have a naughty time! START 1) Would you slap my ass? 2) Would you slap me in naughty ways? 3) Would you fuck me? 4) How hard? 5) Would you finger me/give me a handjob? 6) Would you eat me out/give me head? 7) [guys answer this] If you were to finger me, how many fingers would you use and how deep in my pussy would you go? 8) [girls answer this] If you were to give me head, would you suck my whole cock and use your tounge or would you not even try it? 9) If we were in a movie theater and I took you to the back where no one was there and started touching you in private places, would you go along with it? 10) If both of us were extremly horny in a public place, would you find somewhere to fuck me or would we just wait til we get home? 11) If I asked you to try something a little different, would you do it even if it seems a little corny? 12) Would you ever consider a 3 sum? 13)
Puppy Name
Ok as you all know I'm getting a Boston Terrier pup in about a week. It's a female and yes she's the runt. I'm having a hard time trying to come up with a name for her. I know I can't officially name her until I get her but it never hurts to have a heads-up on the situation ya know. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. She's the one on the top in this one. That's her on the left in the following pics.
Lucky Leprechaun
Lucky Leprechaun Bob is in a casino playing pontoon. He's been there all evening. He's had a miserable run and lost almost everything. "Surely my luck must change" he thinks to himself. "I'll give it one last go." He pulls from his jacket pocket the deeds to his house. This represents everything he has left in this world. The croupier deals the cards and he picks them up. First a jack - looks hopeful. Then a six "Sh*t !!!" he says to himself. "Sixteen - what am I going to do." He stares vacantly at the two cards in his hand as his future seems to ebb away. What is he going to do ?? Suddenly a leprechaun appears on his shoulder and looks at the cards and then at Bob. It starts jumping up and down saying "Twist, twist". Bob is awakened from his reverie by the noise and looks, slightly disbelievingly at the leprechaun. "Who are you?" Bob says. "Twist, twist" says the leprechaun. "But I've got everything riding on this. I've already lost all of my money and car. If I lose t
Christmas Rhyme
Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar, Santa drives a rusty car, Press the starter, Press the choke, Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!
Christmas Joke
Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a LIGHTER. He flicked it on. "It represents a CANDLE", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of KEYS. He shook them and said, "They're BELLS." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of WOMEN's PANTIES. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are CAROLS" And So The Holiday Season Begins.... Happy Holidays Get more at
Cant You See
sorrow in her eyes pain in her words passion in her voice can you see how much so many have put her through before you came along? i bet you think its all over just one, in reality its over all the ones that said what they didnt mean. if you say something you dont mean and it fools her i dont think she can take another heart break. sorrow can break her heart if you cause her anymore.
O Is For...opec The Oil Emperors.
On September 14, 1960 a group of oil producing nations formed the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) to coordinate oil prices and supplies between nations. As of 2004, OPEC is made up of Algeria, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Libya, Nigeria, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates and Venezuela. (Source: 2005 World Almanac) Since then the USA has been beholden to its decisions on what prices oil was to be sold at and how much oil would be produced for a given period of time. This became a big issue in the 2000 and 2004 presidential campaigns as Pres. GW Bush proposed drill in the nature preserves of Alaska. He campaigned (and still is campaigning as president) for the US to drill on its own land so to lessen the nation's dependence on OPEC oil. The future of OPEC will change. Considering we have more influence/control over Iraq and Libya, the US has gained two "ghost votes" within the group. Beyond that, most things will stay the same. One thing that has a
Another Meeting Down
I finished my second meeting for today and now I am on my way to grab a quick lunch and then off to another meeting. I have meetings all day and into the night up till about 9 pm tonight. Just another Tuesday. LOL
In Need
Hey Everybody.....this is all new to me so I really don't know what I am doing...but here goes. I am a straight male looking for a straight woman who wants a lot of love and affection. I am in need of someone who wants to be taken care of and will take care of me. I make a very good living and do not need any financial aide. I am looking for someone in the Bradenton/Sarasota, Florida area. If you are interested, please contact me.....Dale
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed. Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2
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N Is For Nuclear Proliferation
Since the US dropped the first and second atom bombs on Japan in August 1945, we have been living in the post-modern/nuclear age. A time in which mankind now has the power to destroy itself a thousand times over. As nuclear weapon technology has been developed and obtained by at least 10 different nations. Some got their technology for the Us by being our ally, while others got it through nuclear spies. The number of nuclear weapons started with 6 in the US and now is as many as about 20310. (Source: 2005 World Almanac) I grew up in the late 1970's and 1980's in which I was taught that nuclear weapons were needed to prevent the "SuperPowers" (US and USSR) from destroying each other. I remember in middle school some of my classmates being afraid that they would die in a nuclear war because Pres. Reagan and any one of many Soviet Leaders were wanting to push the button. I was more worried over getting all my homework done and working on Reagan's 1984 campaign. I also remember
You 'have' Got To Be Kidding Me?!?!
Enough! With the bulletins about whose using scripts. We all know they're not suppose to be used. I don't use them nor do I really honestly care if anyone else does either. Get real! Its a fucking site, ONLINE! Perhaps if you actually got off your asses and did something productive other than fubar, you might enjoy being on here from time to time, rather than piss and moan about how many referrals people have, rates, fans, whose a top 10 with their profile, picture, blog, and bulletin. Wow to all that are like this. Hooah for those that actually come on here to have a good time and not have to deal with people's fucking drama! I'm tired of seeing the same blogs and bulletins. The backstabbers of Fubar. Get lives, please!♥Zaphara Countess of Angels LDC Family♥
Empty Words, Empty Promises
empty words mean nothing but heart break is comming. empty promises ive heard so many, why should i listen to another one? empty words fill my heart with dread and pain everyday. empty promises can cause such pain that you think your going to lose your mind. you may think "I LOVE YOU" is only a phrase, but they are words with a powerful promise. a promise that once broken is hard to fix.
Fun With Karen
Fun with Karen by mh7654 © "You have a really beautiful cock," she said. I looked up at her and felt myself start to swell again. She was so beautiful. Her name was Karen. We'd been seeing each other for just two months, although I had been quietly lusting after her for almost a year. "I love the way it looks after you've cum, when it starts to go soft but it's still so thick and long. The little veins make it look so muscular." I smiled at her in the dim light. "Thanks," I replied. "But it would be nothing without your inspiration." "You've got that right." She giggled at her own comment and blew me a kiss. I pretended to catch it in my hand and plant it on the end of my cock. "You pig!" she said, giggling again. I felt so happy, so lucky that she was here. I watched her rub the last few drops of cum into the skin of her belly. She liked doing that, liked having me unload on her stomach, liked watching it fill the recess of her belly button and spill down her a
M Is For Marriage (both Gay And Straight)
Marriage is a scared act between two consenting adults who want to pledge their lives to each other before their community either by civil or religious ceremony. I believe that marriage should be allowed between any two persons, of any sex, as long as both of them are consenting adults. Thus I don't believe society should allow marriages between a minor and an adult. Nor a human and some animal or inanimate object. I believe that if a social institution, i.e. a church, synagogue or mosque, should be allowed to decide whether or not it will marry an adult couple without fear of persecution. I believe civil institutions should marry any adult couples as long as their marriage is lawful. I believe that other communities and states, within the same nation, should recognize only the lawful marriages of each other. Finally, I believe that marriage is a part of human society that should be open to people regardless of their sexuality as long as it follows the conditions stated abo
I Wanna Know
You're on my friends list. I'd like to know 27 things about you. Just copy and hit reply to poster and paste. Thanks! You'll be surprised how much you didn't know about your friends after this! So copy and bulletin it BLANK and then respond to it as a message to my in box!!! 1. Do you have a tattoo? 2. How old are you? 3. Are you single or taken? 4. Bar or club? 5. Do you dream at night? 6. Ever seen a corpse? 7.sugarland or nickelback 8. How did we meet? HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART... 9. Whats your philosophy on life and death? 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be? 11. Do you trust the police? 12. What is the best concert you have ever gone to? 13. What is your fondest memory of me? 14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? 15. Would you cheat ? 16. What do you wear to sleep? 17. Have you ever peed in a pool? 18. What co
Fun In The Office
Fun in the Office by fun_luvin_babe © Stacey sat in her office, watching the phone. All she wanted was that one phone call, to tell her the time and where. As she spaced out thinking of their last encounter she felt herself getting aroused, before she could snap out of it her phone rang. The high pitched ringing was a welcoming sound, for once, and she answered quickly. "Stacey Redding." She knew for well who was on the other end of the phone. "Stacey. I am in town. Can I come round yours?" "I am at work at the moment. How about later?" Her voice all ready was carrying the sound of longing, for his body to hold her. "I can't wait. I will come to your office." She knew this was ridiculous but she couldn't wait it had already been too long. She agreed and hung up. She went out and told her secretary to go on her lunch and when she got back that no one was to disturb her, under any circumstances. She wasn't sure how long they would need. When he arrived, she sat from
L Is For Labor Unions.
My Labor Background: My family for the most part is pro-management. My dad grew up during some of the worst steelworker strikes in Pittsburgh, PA history. I have never knownlying belonged or pay dues to a labor union. My wife's family has several members in it that belong to various local unions. Except for the following aspects of the economy and our society, unions are ok: Education, military, public safety (police, fire, rescue), medicine (MDs, nurses, techs), sanitation, transportation and all levels of government employees. I think unions are great for those who work in retail, food service and other minimum-wage jobs. God I wish I had a union at Cedar Point Amusement Park. We really needed one there. Unions have helped our nation by ending/curving child labor, pushing for workplace safety and good benefits for all workers. I also think unions have hurt our nation too. Some have allowed organized crime to grow. Some have kept minorities oppressed by limiting their members
Paying My Dues!
Ok,goint to a Halloween costume party this weekend in Gettysburg PA......Mel is goin dressed as a nun an myself as a to curse an swear an take the Lord's name in vain an do my rosaries of praise hell satan!.......LMAO......Sorry,not ant-religious or anything.......Just overly sarcastic! you all later peeps!....Much love,rock on!
Fulfillment by Beautiful_Bunny_Girl © Kizzi looked into the big brown eyes that she loved so much. She was happy to just lie in bed with Marco all day. Then a car drove up. Marco jumped up, barking, swinging his tail in wide arcs. Kizzi sat up and sighed. She knew she'd get no rest today, God forbid everyone leave her alone on a Sunday. She put on her silky purple pajama top over her very sheer tank top, needing some cover, and walked barefoot across the carpet to the front door, where someone was knocking. She opened the door, snapping at her big dog to shut up. A strange man stood in the doorway. He was strikingly good-looking. His skin was a smooth reddish brown, like the skins of certain cherries, and his eyes were a clear ocean blue. His hair was as dark as it possibly could have been, and it was pulled back into a tail, with loose strands framing his face. There was a tiny sapphire stud in his lower lip, which caught her gaze and held it. "Are you Kizzi?" he asked
Child Molesters Need To Die.
I fucking hate child molesters!!! My 6 yr old son was waiting for the bus today.A stray dog came out of no where so I had to chase him away.He was after my son! I thought I should have more than a stick for protection so I ran inside for pepper spray. I was gone all of 30 sec. When I came out my front door I looked toward my sons direction and an old man had pulled up next to him! I looked and saw that he was talking so I ran that way and yelled "HEY GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SON!" With that the old man took off.My son's bus pulled up at the same time and I didn't get the chance to question him.I called the police and the school and informed them.After I informed the school I asked to talk to my son and he confirmed my fear.The old man (the nasty,pathetic,leech) asked my son if he wanted to go for a ride! He told him to come closer to the truck and he would lift him up into it.I guess that's when I came out the door.Thank GOD my son didn't go closer! Life lesson.....It only takes a sec
If You Say It
if you say it mean it i dont want empty words i dont want empty promises if you say it show it i want action i want feeling if you say it dont play with it dont use it aginst me dont force it on me just tell me if you say it say it with feeling say it with meaning mean and feel what you say dont tell me if you dont mean it if you say it, those three little words they have to be said from the heart say "i love you" to me but mean it when you do.
K Is For Kryptonite And Superman
I was first introduced to "Superman" via my mom who read the very first SM comics as a little girl and who took me to see the SM movies. Leter in college I began to collect selected SM comics myself. Superman is an appealing character because he has super-powers but chooses to use them to help others. But he is also a very human character with feelings and a weaknesses. The main one being Kryptonite, an element from his own home world that weakens his powers and can kill him. What is funny about Kryptonite is that there really is an element like that on Earth. Kryton (Kr) is number 36 on the Periodic Table of Elements. It has an atomic weight of 83.80, and was discovered in 1898 by Sir William Ramsay and Morris William Travers. It is used to help make light bulbs shine. Well, end of the science lesson. I think it is because Superman isn't perfect that comic fans love him. He is an everyman that has a regular job, relationship problems and, in the end, mortal like us. And this
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Friday's Surprise
Friday's Surprise by sammies_place © It was stupid to get caught. The object of my desire is tall, blonde haired, blue eyed and ripped with drool inducing muscles. His morning routine consists of greeting the sunrise by pushing back his curtains, reclining on his bed, and watching whatnot on television. All of this is done in a one piece - naked as the day he was born - birthday suit. My response is in kind. I spend mornings submerged in the darkness of my bedroom. I've even developed a routine. After I've tugged my curtains back I settle on the side of the bed furthest from the window and wait. Because I'm concealed by shadows I feel secure in performing an early morning strip tease down to a pair of tiny bikini panties. Within ten minutes my neighbor's curtains are thrust back. There he stands, the morning wood pushing against the windowpane while he stretches and studies the sky. For weeks we've shared the same schedule. Most mornings he'd wrap his hands around his th
J Is For The (michael) Jackson Trial
It has been a while since I added another letter topic to my main LJ page. I was going to do Pres. Thomas Jefferson, but I thought this was more of a current topic to discuss. Anyway, I don't know what to think about MJ's child molestation trial. He certainly served alcohol to minors visiting his ranch, and he'll get something for that. But unless 3-4 kids come forward to backup this current accuser and the one from the early 90s, he is going to walk. What I think is more interesting is how is defense is doing things. First, they get Black Muslims to help "protect" MJ and "talk" with witnesses. Then his lawyer starts lining up tons of stars to testify on MJ's behalf. I think his lawyer hopes to star-struck the jury to the point they can't think straight let alone find anyone guilty of anything. The prosecution must have a good case because they are very quiet on their tactics and opinions. I don't think the prosecuting attorney has anything against MJ because of the case in th
stormy outside but the storm inside this body is worse the rain from my eyes wont stop the thundering in my ears wont fade the lighting in my head wont dissipate the wind refusing to stop, my heart flopping none will disappear none will go away all i want is peace so i pull out the steel draw a fine red line and savor the pain the rain,thunder,lightining,and wind stop but only untill the pain fades
French Holiday
French Holiday by celticlass © This story was originally written for a friend of mine. It was a gift for him. He's very real, though this story is entirely the figment of my dirty little imagination. Special thanks to Lady_Rika for her great help as volunteer editor! * * * * * You get a couple of days leave, and we agree to meet at a hotel in the south of France, near Cannes. I've found a small hotel overlooking the Mediterranean where the rooms are luxurious, the view is spectacular, the food is incredible and the staff is very discreet and respectful of lovers. You get your key from the front desk and climb the stairs to the second floor. Along the way, your heart is pounding with anticipation. I've promised you only a weekend of ecstasy, but that's all you know to expect. You make your way down the hallway, your feet sinking into the plush carpet. The room seems so far away, and as you get closer, you feel the blood start to throb in your veins, pooling in your groi
Frank And Veronica
Frank and Veronica by Steve1613 © Frank and Veronica had been friends for years. They met through their spouses, now ex-spouses. But their friendship had lasted through the break up of their marriages. In fact, it was that same friendship that had helped them weather the storms of divorce. Through it all, they talked, cried on each other's shoulder, and lent support whenever it was needed. They were both 35 and had come up in the business world the hard way, they worked at it. In fact, their long hours at work had contributed to the break up of their marriages. But they still found time to meet for lunch every week. Today was one of those days. This time they had something to celebrate. Veronica had just gotten another promotion. So they split a bottle of wine and now were feeling a little loose as they walked back to her office. "So now you make more than me. Well, we'll see how long that lasts. I'm expecting Teleglobe to sign a big contract next month. That will put me
I Is For Income Taxes.
On Feb. 3, 1913, the 16th Amendment was added to the US Constitution. This amendment allows the Congress to tax the incomes of US citizens. Since then there has been a continuing debate on who should pay federal income taxes (FIT) and how much they should pay. According to George W. Smith, CPA (an owner of his own accounting firm), income tax rates are now 35% for the highest incomes, 33% for the next lowest, 28% for the next lowest, 25% for the next lowest, 15% for the next lowest and 10% for the very lowest. Now who falls into these FIT groups? 35%-Those who earn $319,100 or more. 33%-$178,651 to $319,100. 28%%-$117,251 to $178,651. 25%-$58,101 to $117,251. 15%-$14,301 to $58,101. 10%-$1 to $14,301. (These are all married filed jointly figures.) By this data, my wife and I would be in the FIT tax rate of 10%. I am the only one bringing in a taxable paycheck. I only work about 35 hours a week even though my job is considered to be a full-time position by my employer. Given
The Chicken And The Egg
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning >against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile >on it's face. > >The egg, looking a bit disgusted, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and >says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" > >If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
Full "i Am Legend" Trailer While everyone else is still waiting for the new "I Am Legend" trailer, we already got our hands on it. Unlike the teaser, which stops right before Will Smith finds out that he is not alone, this new trailer actually shows what he sees and what he plans to do about it. "I Am Legend" follows Robert Neville (Smith), the last human being on earth. A mysterious plague has transformed all humans into an army of vampires and Neville spends each day preparing for the battles he must wage at night in order to survive. Directed by Francis Lawrence (Constantine), the film hits theaters on December 14th. TRAILER LINK:
Politially Correct Phrases When Dealing With Women
1. She is not a Babe or a Chick - She is a Breasted American. 2. She is not a Screamer or Moaner - She is Vocally Appreciative. 3. She is not Easy - She is Horizontally Accessible. 4. She does not Tease or Flirt - She engages in Artificial Stimulation. 5. She is not Dumb - She is a Detour Off The Information Superhighway. 6. She has not Been Around - She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion. 7. She does not Get You Excited - She causes Temporary Blood Displacement. 8. She is not Kinky - She is a Creative Caretaker. 9. She does not have a Killer Body - She is Terminally Attactive. 10. She is not an Airhead - She is Reality Impaired. 11. She does not get Drunk or Tipsy - She gets Chemically Inconvenienced. 12. She is not Horny - She is Sexually Focused. 13. She does not have Breast Implants - She is Medically Enhanced. 14. She does not Nag You - She becomes Verbally Repetitive. 15. She is not a Slut - She is Sexually Extroverted. 16. She does not
I Like My Religion.
Ok, so i get a ring at the door, answered it... this women was like "hi we are passing out to your neighbors ways to keep your children safe, i see you have a child so you might want to take this" and pulls out a little pamplet... I asked if this was religion related, she was like no she's not with a church I said ok good because i love my religion and when she leaves, after i put my daughter down for a nap, then i sit down and take a look. what is one thing on the cover "also: what happens at death? Page 28" johova's witness. i should have known she was when she pulled out a pamplet... if i get one and realizes it's b/c of that, i'll say this. I'm not going to your house and your neighbors house just to say, you know what happens in the after life. get off my property... no one knows for sure they BELIEVE... that's why it's called a belief. I BELEIVE IN HEAVEN... if i'm wrong, i'm wrong i'll find out when I'M DEAD. i'm not going to say you're right or you're wrong b
A Fresh Start In Dark Water
A Fresh Start in Dark Water by Scorpio44© [[I'm putting this story in Romance because that's the feeling I had about the story when I wrote it. There is sex of the nearly vanilla variety in the story. The story isn't about sex. Please let me know how the story left you feeling.]] * Yesterday started out as what passes for normal in my not-so-normal life. I worked a normal ten hour day in my office staring at a computer screen, had a delivered lunch from the deli and answered ten phone calls from clients. I came home from work to find a message on my answering machine from good friends. "We need to go out of town for a few days and need you to house sit for us. We know you can't live here but please come over during the days. There are packages scheduled to arrive just about every day for the next week and we don't want them sitting out where they might grow legs. Enjoy the house and eat anything you find you want." They left me phone numbers where they could be reache
God Bless America
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She Ain't Easy But.....
She Ain't Easy - But ... She's been on her knees more times than Billy Graham. She's been laid on more kitchen floors than linoleum. She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood. She's turned more tricks than Houdini has. She's been in more motel rooms than the Bible. She's been boarded more times than Amtrak. She's been mounted more often than Trigger. She's been involved with more animals than Marlin Perkins has. She's entertained more troops than Bob Hope. She's been at more bedsides than Dr. Kildare has. She's been turned more ways than Rubik's Cube. She's spent more time under men than barstools. She's seen more traffic than the George Washington Bridge. She's had more turnovers than the International House of Pancakes. She's been under more sheets than the Ku Klux Klan. She's had more marines land on her bed than on Iwo Jima. Hoover classifies her tongue as a vacuum clean
H Is For Hall Of Fames For Sports
Hall of Fames for Sports are the cathedrals to the gods of sporting events and athletes. They honor the greatest games, players, coaches and even media announcers. I think they are ok as long as one remembers that sports are just one interesting part of life. I would love to visit the NFL Hall of Fame. I am an NFL fan, and their is a lot of things to see. But it is not my Mecca. I can die peacefully enough if I never go there. What I think is nuts is how some towns and counties build local halls of fame. There is one here in Tucson, AZ: the Pima County Sports Hall of Fame. It honors local athletes and teams. But all it is a tourist attraction for the locals, when it is open. Now there is something worst than local halls of fame: hall of fame/all-star games. They are boring because they players don't play their best. They are too busy looking good, screwing their wives or signing a new contract or product endorsement. I think we should just end the games and have an award dinne
The Fourteenth
The Fourteenth by vanier789 © The taste of her tears was salty as they dribbled down Lara's cheeks and onto her lips. She closed her eyes again to try and stop them from flowing as she turned her body towards the moonlight. It was the only illumination in the pitch darkness of her room. The blankets were on the floor and she was shivering as the night air caressed her bare skin. "Come back," came the faint whisper from her lips. Just like every night, she had the same dream. The pale light shifted and changed, making flowing, supple patterns of light and shadow across her body. Clouds were passing silently overhead, through the inky sky. Getting up noiselessly from the mattress on the floor, she crossed the room to close the window. It had been a full year today since the last time she had seen him. Every night since then had been the same. Waking up in the night calling out for him not to leave her. And every day had been the same. Working at her dead end job, waiting for her hear
can i ever find the love that i am so deserving of? can there ever be anything but the darkness likgering just below the surface? can we become that fairytale love that all young girls hope for?
Just Random
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody. Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. Q: How are women and the lottery alike? A: You pay to play, and then you pray that you might get lucky! Q: Why do men pass gas more than women? A: Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. Q: When does a woman enjoy a man's company? A: When he owns it. Q: Why do hookers make more money than drug dealers? A: A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again. Q: What is a birth control pill? A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant. Q: What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A: He is usually home with the kids!
The Fourteen Days Of Valentine's
The Fourteen Days of Valentine's by lilgool © On the first day of Valentines, my lover gave to me... She watched from a safe spot as he approached the car. The rose under the wiper blade took him by surprise. He carefully picked it up and read the tag. Yes, it was addressed to him. He leaned to sniff it and there was a slightly familiar fragrance. That was when he realized the rose was silk. Then he took a closer look at the attached tag. She could tell he had realized exactly what he held in his hand when he quickly got into his car. She strained to watch as he tugged the strings that released the red silk bra and panties set that the rose unrolled into. She held back her giggles as he looked all around and then reread the note. "In 13 days, look forward to you seeing me in nothing but this. Happy Valentine's day!" On the second day of Valentine's, my lover gave to me... The day had been unseasonably warm for February, so he had left his windows cracked. Smirking, she wat
G Is For Global Warming
I will never confess to be an expert on environmental issues in general. Nor on the topics of global warming and the greenhouse effect. For the most part I think most info about the environment is bias from all points of view. I also don't have a high regard for environmemtalists. Many cry over the loss of a baby tiger on Monday and then turn right around to support the abortion of human babies on Tuesday. That said, now onto the day's topic. I tried to seek out unbias info on global warming for this essay. So I looked it up in my new 2005 world almanac. It has a whole page dedicated to he topic, and sights its source as the US EPA. Basically global warming is the worldwide rising of temperatures due to the greenhouse effect. The greenhouse effect is the trapping of thermal radiation in Earth's atmosphere. This thermal radiation is trapped in the molecules of both the natural and artificial greenhouse gases. The natural ones being CO2, water vapor, CH4, O3, and N2O. The artificia
Breakfast At Mcdonalds
This is a good story and is true, please read it all the way through until the end! (After the story, there are some very interesting facts!): I am a mother of three (ages 14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my college degree. The last class I had to take was Sociology. The teacher was absolutely inspiring with the qualities that I wish every human being had been graced with. Her last project of the term was called, "Smile." The class was asked to go out and smile at three people and document their reactions. I am a very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say hello anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake, literally. Soon after we were assigned the project, my husband, youngest son, and I went out to McDonald's one crisp March morning. It was just our way of sharing special playtime with our son. We were standing in line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden everyone around us began to back away, and then even my husband did.
Four Year Anniversary
Four Year Anniversary by Lovebuldge © James and Stacey had been going out for just under four years. James had planed on taking her away for a romantic weekend to same place that we went to for their first year anniversary. The reason for going to the same place was because when they were there another couple had got engage that same weekend. So James decided that this would be a perfect place for him to do it. The drive to the accommodation took about an hour by car. They arrived around about four thirty and by the time they had completed their check in it was four forty five. They walked up the stairs that curved around to the left which began to get narrow at the top. They reached their room and Stacey unlocked it and walked in. She looked around and found it to be the exact same room they had been in when they were there last time. She turned around with a big smile on her face and landed a big kiss on his lips. They wondered into the room. It had been done up a little m
A Cute Reminder To Get Those Flu Shots!
Flu  Time  Coming Choose your partners,one and all, Aspirin, Advil, or Tylenol! Now fling those covers with all you've got, One minute cold, the next minute hot, Circle right to the side of the bed, Grab the tissues and Sudafed. Back to the middle and don't goof off; Hold your stomach and cough, cough, cough. Forget about slippers, dash down the hall, Toss your cookies in the shower
Weirdo Woman At My Door!
I am sitting here at my desk sweating profusely. I had a good fast walk and then ran longer then I ever have before. I am so hot. I figured I would write before getting in the shower so I can cool off a bit. I always find that the faster the music is on my ipod, the easier and faster I walk. I am feeling a lot better today. I was so tired yesterday and it lasted all day long until I went to sleep. Not sure what my problem was? I am not sick so that isn't it. Last night, I was watching a recorded show (I never watch live tv anymore) and the doorbell rang. Peter answered it and it was a woman and her son with an electric car in his hand. I have seen the kid before because I have given him a ride home from school and I know he lives a street over from us. The woman was wanting to talk to Christopher who was in the shower at the time. This woman was going on and on about her son's tires on his car, that Christopher had given them to him but another boy told him Chri
If Men And Women Swapped Genitals
If Men and Women Swapped Genitals Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day: 10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm. 4. Touch / shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem. 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks. 2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eye and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement. And the number one thing women would do if they woke up with a penis: 1. Repeat number 9.
Forgotten Again
Forgotten Again by ForgetRegret © The mist from cool splashing water fell across her face as she stared towards the beach from her spot on a large pile of rocks; set about a mile or two away from the shore. From where they were the sounds of the beach were drowned out.. No laughing children, no drunk teens...just the sound of water hitting rock and the call of seagulls over head. The girl, her short blonde and black hair falling in damp strands to cover most of her grey blue eyes, didn't seem like she was enjoying herself at all. She was wearing a small black bikini, decorated with a single pink star over the left part of her ass. Her face was emotionless as she pulled her thin legs towards her chest. A small sigh escaping her pale lips. "I'm guessing he isn't coming?.." She turned to face her friend and shrugged. This wasn't the first time Tom had 'forgotten' about her. This time though Sara had planned ahead. She had asked Daniel to come along, so that she wouldn't be
I Look At Me
i look at me but i dont see me there. i look at me but i dont see what i want to see. i look at me but there is no longer a me to see. i look at me and dont see what i want to be. i look at me and dont see what i used to be. i look at me and dont see anything special there in my eyes. i look at me and see something i dont want to be. i look at me and see something i never wanted to be. i look at me and see someone im not supposed to be. i look at me and dont want to be what i have become.
I Hate Being Sick And This Is Official
I am going to just blog this since I figure this is the easiest way to explain more things.. I ended up going to the E.R. on Monday for nausea and headaches. Well, let's see, I had a CT scan done to rule out my hydrocephalus (Water on the brain is the term) and to make sure that my shunt was functioning properly (nurse said ventricles were constricted so the Neurosurgeon I had was called) and he did a shunt tap to confirm that the shunt was working. Good news is that I still have my shunt and won't need brain surgery again anytime soon, bad news is that I still have to deal with nausea and headaches for a while longer...
Ford Crown Vic On Ice
Ford Crown Vic on Ice by chasingyouolds © "Holy crap," K yelled as a champagne colored Crown Victoria stopped crosswise in the street in front of her. Her car slid on the snow covered streets toward the other car. She was able to stop 1 foot away from the car. K got out, "are you crazy?" Two husky figures came out of the shadows and grabbed K. "What the hell," she started. They wrestled her into the backseat of the Crown Victoria. "My car," K looked out the back window. One of the guys got in the backseat with her, "He's parking it at the curb K. don't worry." K saw her car pull over to the curb and black out. The other guy got in the backseat, "hey kid!" K clung to him, "oh Les! Thank god! Did you lock the Contour?" He laughed, "yea hon!" A harsh voice snapped from the front, "shh! You two will be dropped off here in a few blocks." "We will," K whispered to Les. "No Kid," he whispered, "The guy who grabbed you and I. You'll be left with Dennis." S
For My Love On Valentine's Day
For My Love on Valentine's Day by TommGunn © As you enter the darkened room, you notice the sound of cicadae chirping in the top of trees, the air smells of forest, fresh after a rain yet, earthy of leaves and moss. I tell you take off your clothes, lie on the table and cover your middle with a towel. As you hesitantly obey, you hear birds singing counterpoint to the drone of cicadae. You lay on the table, relaxing in the scent of forest and the peaceful songs being sung in trees. I climb onto the table and straddle your hips, resting my rear on the towel which covers your mid-section. You jerk in surprise but I lean forward, my hands full of warm oil, lightly scented with moss and lavender. I start rubbing the oil into the back of your neck my thumbs tracing your spine, my fingers reaching down along your chin, pressing, rubbing. I whisper in your ear, "Close your eyes, enjoy the forest." My hands move up the back of your head, the fingers pressing, rubbing, mak
T Shirts
-Shirt Sayings for Women Who Take No Crap I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later. Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP! Guys have feelings too. But like ... who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: six minutes. I hate everybody and you're next. Please don't make me kill you. And your point is ... ? I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're OK now. All stressed out and no one to choke. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. How can I miss you if you won't go away? Sorry if I l
Read To Know How I Am..
Likes Truth, facts, flirtation, long-time friends Dislikes The superficial, flattery, shallow people, being taken advantage of Love and Sex This is the strongest of the sexualities in the zodiac. Incredibly passionate, the Scorpion takes intimacy seriously. Partners need to be intelligent and honest. Much of the foreplay for this sign happens long before the bedroom through conversation and observation. Once in love, they are devoted and loyal to the death. But relationships can take some time. The Scorpion needs to build trust and respect for a potential mate slowly and thoroughly. Friends and Family Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpion's friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpion will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Full of surprises, this sign will give you the shirt off their backs if that's what you need; yet, once they
The First Response
The First Response by flutterbykiss64 © Chapter Fifty Nine The First Response I received your message, but I still wondered and still fantasized about the possibilities of an encounter with you. I can not help it, the feelings are there and they are not going away any time soon. Maybe some day we will get to explore the things that goes through our minds. If you could read minds, you may get embarrassed by some of the things that goes through mine. I am only human with great sexual needs and desires, and I just envision those being fulfilled with you. If that is a crime then lock me up. Just because I do not act upon them does not mean they are not there. I can't stop thinking of you. I get a little distracted at times and then something brings me back to earth and to more thoughts of you. I am finding it hard to concentrate on anything since you consume 99.9% of what is going on in my brain. Mmmmm that can be a good thing. I was deeply engrossed in work when you came snea
The Truth About Ramen Noodles.
The ubiquitous ramen we all lived on in college (also sometimes called gakusei ryori or "student cuisine" in Japan) was invented in 1958 by Nissin Foods founder Momofuku Ando. Now 89, Momofuku was in his late 40s when he had the brainstorm of feeding the post-war masses with instant noodles. "I think this guy should get together with Joey Buttafuoco and open a collection agency. You get a dunning letter from Momofuku & Buttafuoco, you know you're going to put a check in the return mail," says Ed Zotti, whose name probably means "pervert" in Japanese. Nissin Foods still brings in 300 billion yen ($2.7 billion U.S.) a year with their original "Top Ramen" noodles. Add all the competing ramen clones made in Japan, Korea, Europe, the U.S., China, Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia, and Indonesia and you have an estimated annual world market of $10 billion U.S. Pretty good for a product with a wholesale price of twelve and a half cents. Instant ramen wasn't a big hit right away. In fa
24 Inches
The couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African black bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the black male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and a weight to his penis . A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches? " "No, it's turned black."
I'll Prolly Catch Hell From Admin, But......
I want to apply for the job of NSFW Police!! Not really! Well kids, 7 more pics of mine were flagged nsfw today. Again, these pics do NOT meet nsfw guidelines. Here are the "offending" pics. You be the judge. Now I can ALMOST understand why the pic of me on the pool table was marked, but the other ones?? No way. I am fully clothed AND you can see my face. I just wish someone would explain to me how these are nsfw!! I have sent a message to Admin asking them to review those pics. We'll see what, if any, response I get. Have a great week friends!!
Sad News
Sad news... Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wi
Kid With Pet Contest !
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F Is For Family Values.
"Family values" was the main issue voters used to decide their choice for president. At least this what the political experts say. I hope not since FV is as clear as mud in defining and putting into action. Family values are defined as issues that support the growth and development of healthy families. Some think this means that FV are anti-gay laws, pro-life laws, pro-religion feelings and anti-big government. While others think FV are anything the government does to help families out with any means necessary. The problem with defining FV is that everyone defines it differently. Also the family structure have changed. The 4-5 person nuclear family has been replaced with families with many children, no children, grandparents raising their grandkids, single moms and dads and extended families living closer together. I think FV shouldn't be anti-gay nor anti-marriage. They should promote the limited usage of abortion and the expansion of adoption. They should support tax relief
The First Day Of Spring By Southernprincess
The First Day of Spring by southernprincess © It's the first day of spring. I wake early and sitting on our front porch I admire the beauty of the day. The sky is a glorious blue, and I can hear a gentle breeze sighing in the trees. Birds are chirping in their branches, singing their songs. The grass is covered with a thick carpet of fragrant flowers. I'm wearing only a thin, white, cotton summer gown with spaghetti straps; it barely covers my ass cheeks. I sit back with my legs propped up and drift away in the growing warmth of the spring morning. You, my love, walk out, hand me a cup of peach tea, and sit next to me and smile tenderly, "Good morning my sweet Belle." I return your smile and say, "Good morning sweetheart." I tell you how much I enjoy the beauty of spring and I notice that your eyes keep glancing at my legs and all those places that you love most about me. I smile, pretending that I don't notice, and then lazily stand in front of you and stretch p
The Way You
i like the way you look at me when we're together. i like the way you make me moan in the dead of night. i like the way you moan when i bite and tease you. i like the way you make me shiver with the slightest touch or caress. i like the way our eyes meet at the end of the night and yours say "i want you all over again" i like the way you make me feel when your close. i like knowing you can't get enough of me and never will. i like teasing you to the breaking point and then giving in to what we both want.
My Job
This job I have now, I really love doing To obtain this position took some pursuing The comments, the quirks that flew around my ears I mentally turned them into good cheers Eyebrows are raised in a steadily manner Even my timetable questioned by the planner For I roam the streets only at night My work I do by the dashboard light Taxi? I see the wave, hear the call I am transport for one and for all A way to get you home safe and sound A outlet for your troubles, homeward bound A woman driving so late in the night Don't you have fears, don't you have fright? These are the questions directed at me A female cabbie, a strange thing to see. ©dutch2lips April 27th, 2006
Football Game
This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at County High School , Kingston , Tennessee , by school Principal, Jody McLeod. 'It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country.' Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it 'an alternate lifestyle,' and if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, 'safe sex.' If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a 'viable means of birth control.' If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as 'Earth Day' and involve students in activities to worship religious
E Is For Executive (presidential) Pardons
Under federal law, the President has the power to grant full pardons to current and past felons of any and all crimes they may have committed. A pardon can be granted at any time for a person dead or still alive. It is tradition that the president grants pardons at Christmas/New Year's. In finding presidential pardon statistics (which took some effort), I discovered that Pres. George W. Bush has not granted any pardons, except for a few Thanksgiving turkeys. I found that Pres. Turman granted the most with 1913 and Pres. GHW Bush with 74. Many believe, and rightly so, that the President uses this power to help out political allies and/or those felons they would not have sent to jail themselves. Some feel Pres. Clinton did this with some Jewish felons to get Jews to vote for his wife's senatorial campaign. Sometimes a president does this to move the nation away from a stressful situation. Pres. Ford used this as his reason to pardon Pres. Nixon for his involvement in the Watergate
The First Day Of Spring By Michellemybelle
The First Day Of Spring by MichelleMyBelle © It's the first day of spring. I am awake early, and sitting on our front porch admiring the beauty. The sky is crystal blue, and I can feel a slight breeze. Birds are chirping in the trees, singing their songs. The grass is covered with a thick carpet of young fragrant flowers. I'm wearing a thin ,white, cotton summer gown with spaghetti straps..that just barely covers my ass cheeks. I just sit back with my legs propped up and drift away. You walk out, hand me a cup of peach tea, and sit next to me with a sweet smile..."Good morning my sweet Belle'" .."Good morning sweetheart". As I'm telling you all about how much I enjoy the beauty of spring, I notice that your eyes keep glancing at my legs and all those places on me that you love the most. I smile , pretend that I don't notice, and I stand in front of you for a big stretch, causing my gown to lift ... exposing my bare ass. As I'm stretching, I feel your warm hands brushing
Somebody Pull Me Out
Pullme out of this downward spiral I have found myself in. No way to pull myself out. I need a rock a branch a lifeline. Where will I end up when this is all over? Do i want to know? Will it be better or worse? Help me please.
First Love, Real Love
First Love, Real Love by evesilver © First I must ask for your indulgence, and forgiveness. I am writing my first story in the first person. This is because this story means something more to me than just a story. This story is about a dear friend of mine, he means more to me than he will ever know. ~Kargen this one's for you. The door opened without a sound, revealing a slight man. His blonde hair tied back in a long pony tail. I could see him sparkling blue eyes from where I sat across the room. It had been my boyfriend that opened the door, and the man standing on the other side of it was his best friend. It only took one look or me to fall head over heals in love with the man standing in the doorway that afternoon. He stepped into the room and seemed to bring the sun with him. For the first time in a long time I found myself smiling and joking around with my friends. We hung out, eat dinner, joked around, and just got caught up on the things going on in each others lives. Al
How many friends do I have? True friends who I can trust completely and not even worry about them trying to start drama with the things I have confided in them with. People who will listen without judging you and not going behind your back and telling everything to everyone. Friends who dont mind being there when times get tough , Also to be there when things are good. Someone who knows the true meaning of friendship and lives by it. I have one.
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What is happiness? Is it selfish to want it? Is it being selfish to want to be happy when it is not only you involved? How do I make it better? I want to smile again. I want to feel happiness. I want to feel attractive and sexy. I want to be able to have a day to myself. I want to be the one who has fun joking and playing with someone. I dont want to be the one hiding all my sadness with a fake smirk so that people around me can enjoy their happiness. Why cant I just have that? Is it asking to much?
Pretty Lady Scores Are
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Solitare Unraveling.......
Locked Away In A Cage My Rage Has Got The Best Of Me Time Finds A Way Each Day Of Leaving Less Of Me Behind I Find This Fight Must Be Won Inside The Mind So Uptight And Confined Often Blinded By The Light Taking It's Toll On My System Like Some Played Out Existence Time Ticks Away These Last Few Moments Is There Anything We've Left Unsaid? I'm On A Quest For Atonement I've Got To Find Piece Of Mind And A Place To Rest Biding My Time Until I'm Strong Enough To Fight Back Hope, I Hope Against Hope For Some Resistance Been Taking It Out On My System Rest-There's A Calm Before The Storm And The Western Front Is Quiet I've Got Rembrandt As My Right Hand And Solo As My Pilot Condemned Man Condemned Convicted Man Convicted Could Not Save My Life Cutting Strand By Strand Passing It Off Like Some Kind Of King You Don't Know Peace 'til You've Had Suffering I've Suffered All Of Your So Called Resolve But You Haven'
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First And Forever
First and Forever by lilladycj © He came to the door bearing pink roses and a movie they were going to watch later and he was very nervous as he stood there knocking. She opened the door to see this handsome man, red hair, soft green eyes, smiling at her. His nervousness went away replaced with desire for this lovely woman, small, slim, long hair of gold, eyes the color of the sky. His breathe caught as she smiled back at him. She looked at him and felt her heart beating wildly. This was their first time alone, they both felt the rightness of it. "Sean, come in please, it's cold out," she said. "Thanks Casey," he said as he entered the warmth of the house. "Come into the kitchen, I'm baking some cookies and the last batch is almost done." He followed her watching her every move as she walked her hips sway slightly, so exquisite he thought. She moved to the stove taking out the pan of cookies. He stepped closer, watching as she moved. Placing the pan down, she turned
D Is For The Draft Issue
During the last presidential election, some Democrats argued that the re-election of Pres. Bush would lead to a new draft of young people so to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan. They believed that this may influence youth voters (18-30 year olds) and their parents to vote for Sen. Kerry. Well it didn't much. Only 17% of the youth vote turned out in vote on election day. This is the same percentage as in the 2000 presidential race. The military draft was a non-issue because there was no real chance of it being used. Pres. Bush couldn't enact the draft because he doesn't have the constitutional power to do so. Article I-Section 8-Powers 11, 12 and 14 of the US Constitution grants the powers to raise an army, navy and militia to the Congress. The President is only the head civilian leader of the military as the Commander-in Chief as stated in Article II-Section 2. If Bush tried to act like he had that power, then the US Supreme Court and US Congress are constitutionally bond to stop him w
My Life
Ever just feel like the world is on your shoulders? I do . My life is so damn crazy right now and I am lost in my own head and cant find a way out. I feel obligated to stay because of our baby . She dont deserve to not have her mommy and daddy. But is it fair to put myself thru this because I dont want her to be a product of a broken home/?
Save Your Rates.
Just in case you didn't know, rating ripped photos or photos that the powers that be have deemed to be NSFW will not get either you or the photo's host any points whatsoever. Skipping over these will probably just give me an extra fifty or so before I max out anyways.
Fireflies by amaranthus© We're lying on a grassy hill by this gorgeous lake somewhere pretty far away from the party we were just at. Its past midnight, but I really don't know anything beyond that. Details are blurry right now...all that matters is the warm weight on my chest and the vanilla scented hair brushing my cheek. Oh god...the lights are so bright. So colorful and shimmering...there are too many of them. It would be scary if I didn't have somebody to hold onto. "The stars, they look like fireflies...rainbow fireflies." He says. Oh, those are stars. It all makes sense now. God they're so beautiful though. "But they're so close. Won't we get burned?" I ask, not really afraid yet. I'm too high to be afraid, especially with his head on my chest like this. "No silly, you can't get burned when you're in love." He sighs. And it makes sense to me, when he puts it so simply. It's the only chance I get to just be with him. No titles, no restraints, no requirem
Female Viagra
With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance. MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once. STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend. COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing 'facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed. LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as 'you don't love me anymore'. PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes. MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no practical use for this drug has yet
Why Couldn't We See
what were we thinking? we should have known after the first time that it would never work, that it was never ment to be. i wanted love so bad i had to try and make it work again when i knew it wouldn't. why couldn't i face the fact that it would never be what i wanted it to be? it would never change and be the fairy tale love that i was so deasprately seeking? the fairy tale love is not smething that will ever be real. the romance novel sex will never be like it is in the books. it's nice to entertain the idea in your youth but as you approach adulthood all hope of fairy tale love and romance novel sex should be put away for dreams.
Fire In The Water
Fire in the Water by magmaman © They never found the Sara Lee. She was 5 days out working the trap lines, just like us when I heard the mayday call over the radio. I was running the haul, I just stopped and grabbed for the microphone. There was no answer to my repeated calls. We dropped everything, I hit the throttles on the Nancy Lee and headed in that direction. Even at full throttle, we were 3 hours away, The Sara Lee was 40 miles South and West of us. Running into the seas and wind, it took us 4 hours. I checked the radar. I had been glancing at it every minute or so for hours. Nothing. There was a steady chatter on channel 16, we saw one chopper from the base up North swing over us and then head on. I switched to a side channel and called Mark, the skipper of the Bitsy that was working farther out. They had beaten us to the area, running with the wind. "Nothing, Dan. Not a goddamned thing!" His voice sounded broken over the speaker. "All righ
Fight by CeriseNoire © "You're being childish," Mike said to Weslie, as he had many times before. He'd always said it in jest, as part of their usual playful banter, not in the middle of a serious argument like this. Then again, in the tree months since they had started living together, they hadn't had an argument this serious. Maybe she had been a bit stubborn, but he really didn't have to call her childish. Not now. Weslie felt the blood rushing to her face, her temper rising to the surface. "Fuck you," she spat back before turning her back to him and stomping toward the door. Mike froze, taken aback by her uncharacteristic vulgarity; Wes was too much of a language snob to use those words often. He went after her, catching her arm just before she could walk out. He took one more step forward and pushed the door closed. She pulled her arm free of his grasp, then spun around and stared at him, her eyes narrow slits of anger. He looked down at her, his face a mixture of hurt, con
C Is For Corporate Corruption.
In the last few years, we have seen tons of corporate corruption with Microsoft, Enron and Martha Steward. Generally I trust big business will do what is best for the US as long as they have the profit motive influencing them. I also believe the US government will protect the citizens from big businesses' abuses if they need to. What I don't like are how some people and groups attack large firms just because they make a profit or have grown to a large size. I say if you don't like a large firm, then don't buy their goods and services. Start a boycott. Organize a peaceful protest. Convince me how it will benefit me by shopping somewhere else. For example, McDonalds and Wal-Mart. All I ever hear about is how McDees is feeding poisons to kids and Wally-Mart is destroying "Main Street America." Well McDonalds isn't forcing anyone to eat there and/or buy unhealthy food. And Wal-Mart offers lower prices on things I want and need that "Main Street America" can't provide at a price I
Feels Like Home
Feels Like Home by LukkyKnight © It had been a long day, mostly on his feet, but the drive home provided a decompression interval as the music soaked away most thoughts about work. Opening the door more music greeted him - a CD playing in the living room, one of her favorites - so he leaned his head in there while shrugging off his coat. Curled up on the couch, dozing lightly, a book in her loose grip open on her lap - not exactly what he'd expected since she tended to be a night owl. Still, it was a charming sight with her hair spilling down onto her shoulders, and so much better than the years of coming home to an empty dark house. He walked to the kitchen, kicked off the shoes and splashed some cognac into a snifter, taking a sip before returning to the living room. Setting the glass down he gently dislodged the book from her hand - a familiar title, laced liberally with explicit sensual passages - and laid it on the coffee table. Surprised that hadn't awakened her, he set
Fate Always Wins
Fate Always Wins by AtFirstSight © Camryn O'Connor took a sip of her strawberry daiquiri and stared across the room. There was a thin crowd at the small bar Camryn had found--called The Rusty Bucket. No surprise since it was Valentines Day. Camryn imagined that most everyone was either tucked away in a booth at a fancy restaurant or cuddled up in front of a fireplace with their lover. Everyone except for her and a few other lonely New Yorkers. Tonight was supposed to be a fabulous night of carefree drinking and sexual activity. Just two weeks ago she and her single friend, Kayla, had planned it. They would dress up, head to a local bar, pick up some eye candy, and then head back to their apartments for a night full of fun beneath the sheets. For once Camryn hadn't been dreading Valentines and all of the romantic activity the day entailed. That is, until Kayla's most recent ex had showed up with an offer to rekindle their relationship. At first Camryn had been angry at Kayla for
Re: Beck: 9/11 Truthers "insane", "dangerous Anarchists"
RE: Beck: 9/11 Truthers "Insane", "Dangerous Anarchists" ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 23 Oct 2007, 10:18 Beck: 9/11 Truthers "Insane", "Dangerous Anarchists", "The Kind Of Group A Timothy McVeigh Would Come From" CNN host Glen Beck viciously attacked the 9/11 truth movement last night on his Headline Prime show, describing the whole movement as "insane" and branding 9/11 activists as "dangerous anarchists".
New College Courses For Women
1. Silence, the final frontier: Where no woman has gone before. 2. The undiscovered side of Banking: How to make deposits. 3. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome: You don't need new shoes everyday. 4. Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people. 5. Nag Nag Nag - how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife. 6. An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit. 7. Man Management: Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game. 8. Personal Space: Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush. 9. Valuation: Just because it's not important to you. 10. Communication Skills I: Tears as the last resort and not the first. 11. Communication Skills II: How to think before speaking. 12. What he really wants: Is buying the right razor blades so difficult. 13. Driving a car safely: A skill you can also acquire. 14. Real women drink their share at a party. 15. Telephones: How t
Fantasy On Ice
Fantasy on Ice by sweetnpetite © The water on the lake was frozen smooth and no snow had yet settled on it's surface. Audrey had been waiting for a day like this all year. In the morning, the she had turned her car radio on as she drove to the local newspaper office were she worked in hopes of some good news. The weatherman did not disappoint her, assuring her and his other listeners that the lake was frozen solid enough to go out on it. In a few days, the lake would be dotted with ice-shanties, tip-ups, and snowmobiles, but today it was all hers. It was Thursday. The local sportsman traditionally never set up their shanties until the weekend, a fact which Audrey took full advantage of. Just like when she was a little girl, she found that even though she enjoyed her work, her mind wasn't in it today and she just couldn't for it to be over so she could go home. And luckily the day had seemed to fly by. Still single at twenty-nine despite her pretty face and classic girlish fig
B Is For Border Control
The issue of Border Control is really big here in AZ. It dominates all levels of politics and policy making. In general, illegals from Mexico come to the US seeking jobs and a better life. I can understand that since the Mexican economy and government is so corrupt. The gap between the rich and poor is super-wide. The effect of illegals on the US has caused a serious threat to public safety, social service resources and health care. In public safety, some illegals are here because they are criminals looking for easy marks. They know if caught for committing murder-1, the Mexican government will fight to keep them off death row. Public and private social services are being threatened with collapse. Many illegals are overrunning the systems with their requests for help before they even start paying into it. Health care is threatened since illegals don't pay their medical bills when they are taken to the hospital for sicknees or injuries. This is causing local hospitals to charge ex
Dogs Beat Women Part 2
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it. Dogs like beer. Dogs don't hate their bodies. No dog ever bought a Kenny G or Hootie & the Blowfish album. No dog ever put on 100 pounds after reaching adulthood. Dogs never criticize. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. Dogs never expect gifts. It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house. Dogs don't worry about germs. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you ever had. Dogs like to do their snooping outside as opposed to in your wallet, desk, and the back of your sock drawer. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day. Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry. Dogs don't borrow your shirts. Dogs never want foot-rubs. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
Exercise In An Apartment Complex
Exercise in an Apartment Complex by keithswest © It was the start of a three-day holiday weekend, late Friday afternoon. With many people already gone, the nicely furnished and equipped exercise room of the apartment complex was empty except for one man who was moving weights. Don rented a small one bedroom apartment but its size was ample for a single divorced man whose work required him to travel often. His divorce was finalized about two years ago. In a few minutes, a slightly younger woman entered the exercise room. "Good to see you, Don. Thanks for the telephone call indicating that you would be exercising." "Certainly good to see you again, Pam." They talked briefly before she started to use the treadmill. Pamela rented a two bedroom apartment unit that even had a fireplace -- one that used electricity to provide the illusion of an actual fireplace. Her work was in an office. She had been divorced for just over one year. They had seen each other from previou
This Is So True
Hmm... I really like that some people mask their ignorance with false intellect. See... Some poor ignorant souls seen my bulletin yesterday about Cam Hos, Scripters for rates and fans, and Fake Referrals/Referral Scripts. Apparently... These someones did not like it. (As if I would care) As usual... That was not the end of my ranting and raving. That was not the end of what I have to say. That was not even the end of what is to come next. Once all the shit hits the fans and all the guilty are exposed... Who only knows what will be next. Cleaning house time seems to have arrived. And, man, they are getting down and scrubbing every corner of fubar. So, within minutes of my post... I have shouts telling me oh this person is not cheating... this person is not scripting rates... this person is not scripting fans... I should let these people in on a lil secret from law school... Proclaiming unaccused innocence is the first step in identifying the guilty. While you may not be caught in sc
i've thought of how we wound up so hating towards each other. i can only think of one reason. we were never ment to be together. we were never ment to fall in love that's what we thought it was, now i think all it was, was lust a craving we bot h needed filled. something that wasn't ment to happen but did because we wanted it to work out so much that we forced to to be.
Bushie Has Diherea Of The Mouth! Castro claims Bush could spark WWIII By WILL WEISSERT, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 4 minutes ago Fidel Castro wrote Tuesday U.S. President George W. Bush is threatening the world with nuclear war and famine — an attack on Washington a day before the White House plans to announce new plans to draw Cuba away from communism. "The danger of a massive world famine is aggravated by Mr. Bush's recent initiative to transform foods into fuel," Castro wrote in Cuban news media, referring to U.S. support for using corn and other food crops to produce gasoline substitutes. The brief essay titled "Bush, Hunger and Death" also alleged that Bush "threatens humanity with World War III, this time using atomic weapons." Bush is expected to announce new strategies toward Cuba on Wednesday. White House spokesman Tony Fratto said last week that Bush would "emphasize the importance of democracy for the Cuban peop
Exactly What I Needed
Exactly What I Needed by BearsBabyBee © It's been the longest day as I walk into the house and drop my oversized purse on the floor next to the door. I don't even bother hanging up the keys, they're already in my jacket pocket and it has found its place next to my purse. I look around though and see that the day is about to take a turn for the better. There in the middle of the living room, on the carpet, I see a picnic blanket laid out with strawberries on a plate and champagne chilling in front of the fireplace. "Crazy boy", I think to myself, turning the fire place on in the middle of August. But then I notice that the AC is turned up too, and suddenly shivers run down my spine. I hear the door lock behind me, but don't feel the need to turn around as you move up behind me. I can tell you're smiling, and you know you just made me smile, too. I feel your arms wrap around my waist from behind as your face nestles into the crease of my neck, smelling the fading perfume on my sk
Why Dogs Beat Women
Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your friends come over. Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo. Dogs think you sing great. A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink. Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. Dogs are excited by rough play. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away. Dogs understand that farts are funny. Dogs love red meat. Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair. Anyone can get a good-looking dog. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it. Dogs don't shop. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long. Dogs never need to examine the relationship. A dog's parents never visit. Dogs love long car trips. Dogs understand that instincts are bett
Evening Of Love
Evening of Love by carljmi © The look of her eyes as always caused me to become aroused, while we were driving down the highway. As she drove down the road I could fell the familiar pressure of my cock starting to press tightly against my jeans, causing a little discomfort. After a couple of miles of this I pulled my cock out and start to stroke it slowly. I see her eyes drift toward my moving hand and when she sees what's going on she gets a grin on her face, now attempting to drive and look at me stroking my cock. She reaches over and starts to gently play with my balls; I shiver and moan in response to her gentle manipulations still stoking my cock. Taking a finger she plays with the tip on my firm cock and getting her own finger cover in pre-cum sucks on it looking at me with that lustful sexy look on her face. We pull into the driveway and as she turns of the engine before she starts to help me stoke my cock. She then bends over and starts to lick the pre-cum off of the top
Lol Shine!!
Beauty means something different to everyone I suppose. To one a persons beauty shines from first glance and others well it takes more time to shine. Is beauty only skin deep? Who are we to judge who is beautiful and who is not? I believe all people have beauty within, whether they know it or not. Am I saying this because I am not the typical beauty? No because to that one person I am, I am the one who he sees every day and that is good enough for me. SO remember beauty is in us all let it shine!!
By The Way...
The NON FAMILY FRIENDS I have also had the pleasure of meeting is very cool too
Espresso And Chocolate
Espresso and Chocolate by ThorkelGriersen © I don't know for certain how old I was when I first became aware of the special perception that women have of males' reactions to themselves. Call it a type of radar if you will. I'm not saying all women have it. But a woman who is deficient in this awareness is simply not worth knowing. If I am walking down the street and notice a woman with a beautiful ass ahead of me– even twenty yards ahead – and begin to admire her, she will be aware that someone behind her is looking appreciative at her. She doesn't need to turn around and look. She just knows. And if she knows, what else matters? Why on earth should a male think that he needs to inform her or anyone else of his approval and appreciation? Does a "wolf whistle" or public comment add anything worthwhile? Any such act only draws the attention of third parties who have no part in the admiration of the woman. If she knows she is admired, no one else could possibly count. If everyt
A Is For Affirmative Action
Affirmative action is defined as: " A policy or a program that seeks to redress past discrimination through active measures to ensure equal opportunity, as in education and employment." (This is from Dictionary.Com.) This generally related to college admissions and hiring/promotion of employees at work sites. I realized that minority groups have suffered (and continue to suffer) from policies that didn't allow them equal access to educational and employment resources. Aren't we punishing today's generation for the crimes of their parents? I have never knowingly kept a minority from obtaining anything I have worked for. I don't mind losing a scholarship or job to a minority who truly is more qualified than me for it. But I wasn't there when all this started and I have done my best to stop it. In fact, I once turned down a job because the restaurant owner only wanted to hire me because I was white. He wanted to put me in a job I was unqualified for because he couldn't find enough
Emily And Me
Emily and Me by espeteroh © Have you ever seen a complete stranger and suddenly felt drawn to them, a person with whom you seem to have an immediate affinity? You look at them and it feels like you've known them before then but know you have not. It was just such a day for me. I had been divorced for a few years and even though I had been dating no one had been able to hold my attention. They all seemed to want or need things I couldn't give them. I had recently decided to lay of dating for a while as it seemed to wear on me a bit. It was a Friday in early June and I had taken the day with the idea of going to the beach. I had to run a few errands first and that's what I was about when I first laid eyes on her. The sight of her made me slow down a bit. She was tallish, I'd guessed about five nine or ten with auburn hair and when I finally saw them, green eyes. She was carrying around a few extra pounds but I like that in a woman. As happens to me on such occasions I tried desper
Pray 4 Me
An Erotic Bouquet
An Erotic Bouquet by Aurora Black © Valentine's is by far the busiest time of year at her modest flower shop; in the days leading up to the big event of love, hundreds of men and women passed through her doors to purchase the perfect selections of flowers and plants for their loved ones. She usually played the part of the helpful salesperson, smiling and offering her advice to help customers find what they were looking for; but she always felt hollow and restless inside, aching for something wicked that lay just beyond her reach. Then he walked into her shop one cold Valentine's night, and immediately took her breath away. Smiling, he strode towards the counter where she stood, his tawny eyes shining in the light. By the time he reached her and opened his mouth to speak, she knew that she had to have him. His voice flowed like warm honey as his eyes, bright with recognition, locked with hers. "Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for a nice, romantic bouquet of flowers for someon
giving in is never something i wanted to do but i did and now i live with the consequences. you stole my heart and kept it whole for so long i thought you would never break it. but you did and now i know that your not the person you pretended to be. i know your just as manipulating as the rest so there's not really anything left that resembles love. only that which resembles hate and loss.
Ellowynthe by drksideofthemoon © Any resemblance to anyone alive or dead is simply a fluke. All characters are 18 years of age or older. Thanks to Selenakittyn for her edit, and Dampy for the idea. Ellowynthe lit upon a budding cherry tree. She was a wood sprite, a magical creature of the forest. Ellowynthe had never been to this village before. It sat at the northernmost regions of the land. Spring had arrived and the snow had retreated to the base of the surrounding mountains. Bits of budding plant life were visible in the countryside. The sun had regained its warmth and shone down upon the land and the people. She looked at the villagers with interest. It looked like it was a festival day. The villagers were dressed in their best finery. The women all had bright ribbons tied in their hair—red and blue ribbons for betrothed women, yellow and violet for women that were promised to a man, and white and green ribbons for maidens that were available for courting. Men that
"current Events"
Some months ago I did a series of current event blogs that I called "ABC Issues". So to not leave anyone out here on Fubar, I will be running them here.
The Earl And His Lady
The Earl and His Lady by thesweetlady© Chapter One James woke up to bright sunlight on a bed which was missing a very important person, his mistress. He blinked a few times before he was finally able to open his eyes fully and he turned to the door when he saw Charlotte's maid hurry into the room with a tray for breakfast and the morning paper. She set it on the table next to him and curtsied quickly before leaving the room. James was a little bewildered by the maid's behavior, but he shrugged it off and took the paper. It was opened and an announcement was circled carefully several times. Now that must be the reason Charlotte had not accompanied her maid with the breakfast tray. He never took her for being the jealous type of mistress, but then he should not have assumed simply because she was not prone to hysterical fits that she was not a typical woman. He put the paper down and grabbed a piece of toast, leaning back on the headboard. His mistress, then, decided it
A Couple Of Em
1. Story behind your MySpace song? Which one I got 76 on there 2. What's bothering you right now? Those of you who know me know the answer to this 3. Do you close the door when you pee? I do now DESCRIBE YOUR: 4. Wallet? Purple Dora "best friends forever wallet" 5. Wallpaper on your computer's desktop? The all blacks logo (fuck the french and fuck the rsa for winning the world cup) 6. Background on your cell phone? blank 7. Jewelry worn daily? Hoop earing, regular earring in hole i got done when Terra's got her ears pierced and top earring from when I proposed to taryn 8. Where your default picture was taken? shockignly enough in front of my computer 9. Eyes: blue 10. Life: sucks 11. House: ehhh its not mine so I can't describe WHAT ARE YOU? 12. Doing next weekend? Nothing absolutely nothing 13. Wearing? My incomplete package gear 14. Wanting? Answers to questions I'm not ready to ask 15. Where are you? in front of the computer
Blowjob Etiquette (by Female,male)
1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule 1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video you saw, it is not standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to rule 3 - No, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to rule 5 - do not push on the top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. And additionally, do you really WANT puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get, it is NEVER OK to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head - I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just because YOU can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to 8 - "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls - if you're that desperate, go jerk off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to pause to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've just "w
Come And Join
Good Girls And Bad Girls
Differences Between Good Girls and Bad Girls Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls wax their floors. Bad girls wax their bikini lines. Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie. Bad girls know they could do it better. Good girls wear white cotton panties. Bad girls don't wear any. Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls. Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it. Bad girls only own one bra and rarely use it. Good girls pack their toothbrush. Bad girls pack their diaphragms. Good girls wear high heels to work. Bad girls wear high heels to bed. Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex. Bad girls think no place is the wrong place. Good girls prefer the missionary position. Bad girls do too, but only for starters. Good girls say, "No." Bad girls sa
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Drug Recall
DRUG RECALL – VERY SERIOUS!! (PLEASE READ ALL) All drugs containing PHENYLPROPANOLAMINE are being recalled. STOP TAKING anything containing this ingredient. It has been linked to increased hemorrhagic stroke (bleeding in brain) among women ages 18-49 in the three days after starting use of medication. Problems were not found in men, but the FDA recommended that everyone (even children) seek alternative medicine. The following medications contain Phenylpropanolamine: Acutrim Diet Gum Appetite Suppressant > Acutrim Plus Dietary Supplements > Acutrim Maximum Strength Appetite Control > Alka-Seltzer Plus Children's Cold Medicine Effervescent > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine (Cherry or Orange) > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold Medicine Original > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Cough Medicine Effervescent > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Flu Medicine > Alka-Seltzer Plus Cold & Sinus Effervescent > Alka Seltzer Plus Night-Time Cold Medicine > BC Allergy Si
Fenale Come Backs
Female Comebacks Here are some lines women can use to counteract those tacky chat-up lines used by men. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
If Architects Had To Work Like Programmers...
Dear Mr. Architect: Please design and build me a house. I am not quite sure of what I need, so you should use your discretion. My house should have between two and forty-five bedrooms. Just make sure the plans are such that the bedrooms can be easily added or deleted. When you bring the blueprints to me, I will make the final decision of what I want. Also, bring me the cost breakdowns for each configuration so that I can arbitrarily pick one at a later time. Keep in mind that the house I ultimately choose must cost less than the one I am currently living in. Make sure, however, that you correct all the deficiencies that exist in my current house (the floor of my kitchen vibrates when I walk across it, and the walls don't have nearly enough insulation in them). As you design, also keep in mind that I want to keep yearly maintenance costs as low as possible. This should mean the incorporation of extra-cost features like aluminum, vinyl, or composite siding. (If you choose not
Top Ten Male Professions And Why
1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes." 2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide." 3. Hairdresser. Because he says, "Do you want it teased or blown." 4. Milkman. Because he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?" 5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it." 6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest." 7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em." 8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package. 9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down. 10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.
Why Dogs And Men Are The Same
Both take up too much space on the bed. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. Both are threatened by their own kind. Both like to chew wood. Both mark their territory. Both are bad at asking you questions. Neither tells you what's bothering them. Both tend to smell riper with age. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches. Neither does any dishes. Both fart shamelessly. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut. Both like dominance games. Both are suspicious of the postman. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone. Neither understands what you see in cats.
Leveling Part Deux Or Well It Happened This Way Or Love Your Member
Well my fellow Crew members I had a very nice and very lengthy leveling report for you all. Just about the time I went to post it Fubar hit one of its now infamous glitches. So the bulle/blog is now vapor and memory. So I am declaring today LOVE YOUR MEMBER DAY!!! Which means luv up your fellow crew, there are a good many near to leveling and some way further but love them anyway. If you find someone who is close and you need help shout box for another crew member or come to the lounge. Lets make the bad (((((FUBAR)))) into good. Lets level as many of our own family as possible. Thank you Smooches to all! Lu~ who is starting to look balder all the time~~
Hard To Find 800 Numbers
Link of the week. This link provides a list of companies that do NOT have their phone numbers listed.
A man was in court for a double murder, and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bastard!" The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You damned bastard!" The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you, or I shall charge you with contempt! Now is that a problem?" The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years, I have lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer ... he said he never had one!"
T-shirt Saying 1
my ex had a t-shirt that said... ''anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die cant be trusted''
How To Shower
How To Shower How to shower like a woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Flash. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super
This And That
So I'm on my page, and I'm looking here and there at blogs.. and I'm noticing all the FU-BOMBER friends I've made and I wanted to say THANK YOU to all my new friends, this is more fun than a little bit.. And, My Dear Sweet new Friend, sleazyrider420 is unavailable, and I miss him. :P Also, I can definitely see why HALLOWEEN is one of the BEST HOLIDAYS of the YEAR! Lovin ALL the Jack-0-Lanterns!
Funny Things Kids Say
Children were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones. Here are some of the descriptions of "ocean life." 1. This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2. Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher age 7) 3. Oysters' balls are called pearls! (James age 6) 4. If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island If you don't have sea all around you, you are incontinent. (Wayne age 7) 5. I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson . She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6) 6. A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. ( Billy age 8) 7. My uncle goes out in his boat with pot, and comes back with crabs. (Mi
Scrappers Blog
...Click the link below for Scrapper's new blog about the referral issue...see, people can make a difference :D ...repost so no one's left out of the loop on this one... Click here!
My Friend Needs Some Friends
I have a friend who need some friends so please click the link and make friends with her please. shawty with the apple bottom booty@ fubar
Help Me
hi yall i'm lookin for some good property that i can hunt on somewhere in indiana. anyone that would like to clue me in on a good area to go to please let me know. shotgun season here i come.
Loch Ness Monster Sightings Down
Loch Ness monster sightings down Fewer reports of legendary beast concern Scottish tourism officials The Associated Press Updated: 2:13 p.m. ET Oct 1, 2007 LONDON - Fewer people are reporting sightings of the legendary Loch Ness monster in Scotland, prompting concerns that skepticism about its existence could threaten tourism in the region. There have only been two reports of sightings this year, compared to three in 2006 and much lower than a decade ago, when the annual number sightings was consistently in the double digits, The Times newspaper said Saturday. "It's becoming a potential crisis," said Mikko Takala, 39, a founding member of the Loch Ness Monster Fan Club who runs four webcams on the lake's north shore. Scottish Tourism officials were not immediately available to comment. Loch Ness — the largest and deepest inland expanse of water in Britain — is surrounded by myth and mystery. About 750 feet (230 meters) to the bottom, the loch — the Scottish word for "
Now That Was A Good One!
OMG I think I just hurt myself laughing. We were talking about pregnancy and having kids in the office and what not and they all looked at me and went, "You know it's your turn right?" Before I had a chance to jump up on my desk and scream no and the top of my lungs, my boss goes: "the day persia comes in here and tells me she's pregnant, i'm running to the ocean to watch the sea part." :D
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The History Of The Middle Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew"). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the
The saying that it is better to forgive is easier said than done, to some it comes easy, yet to others its a struggle. We go through trials in life and during our journey mistakes are made along the way and every s often we learn from them. yet there are others who hold onto the the resentment and the pain because its all that we have, and if we let it go it would leave us with nothing. and thats the scariest thing of all, having nothing to hold on to. No love, no hate, no resentment or pain, only you..
Lounges Watch Out Fubar Wants Ur Phony Fubucks(repost) (repost)
Once a week, fubar lounge owners are either charged or rewarded fuBucks, based on the based on the activity levels of their lounge(s). Because your lounge, Biker's Clubhouse Bar & Grill, has failed to meet the mimimal activity requriements, you have been charged an upkeep fee of 250 fuBucks. You may choose to delete your lounge at any time by clicking delete lounge from bottom of the page in the following link: edit lounge. fubar got me today and left a later stating all lounges will be fine 250 fubucks a week if not busy.So as of today I have deleated my Bikers Clubhouse Bar And Grill.Good luck to other lounges
Great Story Of Friendship
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his Books. I thought to myself, "Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd." I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten f eet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him and as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. " They really should get lives. " He loo
Golden Retriever Nurses Stray Kitten
Golden retriever nurses stray kitten Dog starts lactating to nourish Precious after feline is brought into home The Associated Press Updated: 5:47 p.m. ET Oct 8, 2007 STEPHENS CITY, Va. - A stray kitten has found a new mother in a golden retriever, who began producing milk for the little feline after hearing its cries. Honey hadn't given birth in 18 months, but after her owner, Jimmy Martin, brought home the kitten, she suddenly found herself playing mom. "She started licking her and loving her. Within a couple of days, Honey started naturally lactating," said Kathy Martin, Jimmy's wife. "The kitten took right to her, and she started nursing her." Jimmy Martin noticed the kitten, which the family dubbed Precious, about six weeks ago, when she ran in front of his concrete truck. After following her and realizing there was no mother cat in sight, he took her home. The kitten refused to drink from a bottle, and Jimmy's mother, Ruth Martin, feared Precious would die. T
Someone's Watching Over Me.
This song is one of my personal favorites by Hilary Duff...Yeah you heard me right, I'm not ashamed to admit it, because its actually a very good song....When I get down in the dumps or even just feel lost I will listen to this song, and some how it snaps me out of my haziness...It helps to remind me that no matter how bad things can get, or what bad things others may do/say to me, I should be true to myself, believe in myself, follow my heart and most importantly.....NEVER GIVE UP! So now with all that said...To my angels and Whomever is watching over me, I MISS YOU DEEPLY and Thanx for keeping me out of harms way! I LOVE YOU! "Someone's Watching Over Me" Found myself today Oh I found myself and ran away Something pulled me back The voice of reason I forgot I had All I know is you're not here to say What you always used to say But it's written in the sky tonight So I won't give up No I won't break down Sooner than it seems life turns around And I will be strong Ev
For My Lady She Knows Who She Is
Moody Blues For My Lady lyrics My boat sails stormy seas Battles oceans filled with tears At last my port's in view Now that I've discovered you Oh I'd give my life so lightly For my gentle lady Give it freely and completely To my lady As life goes drifting by Like a breeze she'll gently sigh And slowly bow her head Then you'll hear her softly cry. Oh I'd give my life so lightly For my gentle lady Give it freely and completely To my lady Words that you say when we're alone Though actions speak louder than words But all I can say is I love you so To drive away all my hurt Oh I'd give my life so lightly For my gentle lady Give it freely and completely To my lady Set sail before the sun Feel the warmth that's just begun Share each and every dream They belong to everyone. Oh I'd give my life so lightly For my gentle lady Give it freely and completely To my lady Moody Blues For My Lady lyrics
Welcome To Hell 2
Love Changes
When we are young we learn that love is unconditional, that no matter what we do,good or bad we will always be loved. As Children we know without a doubt we are loved by our family, and to give love freely without hesitation, or to fear that love may not be returned. As teenagers we learn that love is not easy,we are thrown into crushes and the fear of rejection almost at once. And for the first time we hesitate about our feeling of love and how and when to express it.We learn that although love can bring us happiness it also causes pain, if that love is not returned. In adulthood we learn to shelter our love, and we know love isn't as simple as it once was. Funny how time changes the meaning of love and how we perceive it. In the beginning we knew that love conquers all. Yet in the end sadly that same love we knew as a child would someday not be enough, and the ones we once loved would one day be taken away. and we would be or could be left alone.
See U Later For Now
ok wow i fucked so bad in the last 2 months i guess u could say.where do i start ok no name to be siad i know for a fact i have feeling for to people at the same time and wow the feeling are so diffenter i know that much because the both make me feel diffenter when iam with them. the same ? keep come up over and over again to u want a bf or do u want to stay single and trusted me single is what i want to be cause it so much easyer but when u have feeling for two people it hard and the both make me feel so good to be around them but iam not trying to push anyone in to being with me i just love hang out with both of them i just wish it didn't have to be as hard as it feel iam not realy out to hurt anyone i mean come on iam 24 years old iam still trying to find my self but it make it hard when feeling are there and u don't want them it be a hole lot easyer if i could just have no feeling for anyone like i use to i mean i could hang out with someone and nothing i mean nothing no feeling wh
Man Sentenced In ‘pride’ Killing Of Ostrich
Man sentenced in ‘pride’ killing of ostrich Pair gunned down ostrich that kicked them, inspiring women’s laughter Reuters Updated: 5:10 p.m. ET Oct 8, 2007 SAN FRANCISCO - A man was sentenced to five months in jail after he and a friend, acting on wounded pride, gunned down an ostrich that had kicked them as their female companions laughed, a newspaper reported Saturday. "This whole thing is about male pride," prosecutor Steve Wagstaffe said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle. The powerful flightless bird, named Gaylord, kicked Timothy McKevitt, 19, and Jonathon Porter, 21, last October when they trespassed on an ostrich ranch south of San Francisco after a night of drinking, the paper cited attorneys as saying. As the startled bird attacked, the women began to laugh, prosecutors said. McKevitt was kicked in the ribs and knocked over, while Porter suffered scrapes and bruises. The two men returned with a rifle and shotgun seeking revenge, the Chronicle reported
My Writting ...
i stand in the shower close my eyes hear your voice see your smile as u climb in with me tears roll down my cheek as i open my eyes i stand there crying the hot water melting my pain no one will see... i say i will be fine but its a lie i can't hide you ment so much to me i'll finish later
The Good Old Days.
Anyone remember the days when it wasn't about getting your name in red, reaching level 25 as quick as possible sparing no expense, being able to enjoy Adult photos and get credit for rating them? As much as I enjoy all the new gifts and features, seems like we lost a lot of the fun that this place used to be along the way. At least they managed to get a handle on all the anonymous harassment plaguing some of the Top Cherries/Fus.
Have you ever wondered what "bombing" was?Don't know if you would be any good at it?Come join a family who will teach you what it is and how it's you how to enter a contest and help you win it.... You must have a salute photo on your profile and go through a short probation period to make sure that a bombing family is where you truly want to be.... You must acknowledge and follow all the rules of a family,but shoot!!! these aren't all that hard...they're actually pretty practical and as down to earth as the people in the family itself... So if you're new to the 'net,don't know a lot of folks and want to make some truly down-home friends.....well,what the heck ya'll waitin' for?? COME JOIN US!!!!!!!! The Global Bombers@ fubar Sweetbaby~Partner/Owener~Of~GlobalBombers~Wanka-Tanka-Clan@ fubar studman3635~founder of global bomber's & family club~@ fubar Contact any one of the three people listed above.
Heavenly Intervention
Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. The Father said, 'Top o' the mornin' to ye! Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did, Father.' The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?' She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.' The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.' She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.' They then parted ways. Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan, how are ye these days?' She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!' The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?' She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!' The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?' She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'
Humanity's Humanity
“The newspapers, the radio, the T.V., the internet, its all there. Its everywhere, Sherri, don’t you see it? For fuck’s sake, look out the God damn window man, its right here!” Tom pulled back the curtains and opened the window so that his message would have the desired effect. Sherri gazed out at the scene below. A man had been shot and killed on the sidewalk across the street. In the distance sirens could be heard approaching quickly. While the dead man’s corpse waited to be removed from the street, a crowd had formed near the body. Instead of horrified screams, there were only angry yells as the mob fought over the dead man’s belongings they had stolen. Tom started in again, “You see this crap? No one cares about anything anymore.” Sherri’s eyes were locked on the scene below. She could hear the sirens much louder now, couldn’t be more than a few streets away. “I wonder why he was killed. What could this man have possibly done to deserve something like this?” “Probably n
Drunk Elephants
Elephants electrocuted in drunken rampage They had found rice beer in Indian village; incident reflects loss of habitat The Associated Press Updated: 8:47 a.m. ET Oct 23, 2007 GAUHATI, India - Six Asiatic wild elephants were electrocuted as they went berserk after drinking rice beer in India's remote northeast, a wildlife official said Tuesday. Nearly 40 elephants came to a village on Friday looking for food. Some found beer, which farmers ferment and keep in plastic and tin drums in their huts, said Sunil Kumar, a state wildlife official. They got drunk, uprooted a utility pole carrying power lines and were electrocuted in Chandan Nukat, a village nearly 150 miles west of Shillong, the capital of Meghalaya state, Kumar said. "There would have been more casualties had the villagers not chased them away," said Dipu Mark, a local conservationist. The elephants are known to have a taste for rice beer brewed by tribal communities in India's northeast. Four wild elephants
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The End Of Mumms?
Ever since they increased the cost to post them to 5,000 fuBucks, the number of quality Mumms and just plain old Mumms in general have exponentially decreased. Not that it will matter very much to me because I will not be posting any Mumms at all even after I get my privileges restored. Much too easy for people to get your ability to post Mumms yanked without a valid reason.
My Theater Homework
my theater class script somehow i am a literary genius. the theater nerds in my "intro to acting and directing" class treat me like the second coming of jesus, after reading this script out loud. now they want me to write and submit scenes to the dramatic society, seriously. the point of this exercise was to write and then direct a scene, given a set dialogue. so basically i had free reign to make up whatever i wanted, as long as i used the 20 lines of dialogue. also, due to formatting weirdness between word and fubar, the dialogue action is first, then the motivation is in the following line. -------------------------------------------------- Character Background Dave, 27 A promising Northeastern football player, until allegations of gambling sidelined his scholarship and career at 20; nowadays he makes his way as a blackjack dealer at the Golden Nugget, a lowbrow casino 25 minutes from Vegas on the 15. He deludes himself into thinking he's on the cusp
Lookie Here!
I put up some new pics from this weekend @ the club and after the club, go leave rates n love on them?? :) My back feels better this week, thank the gods! Today Im working on some HouseCleaning so Im in and out at random, if you want me to come leave some love and rates on your page/pictures drop me a line and let me know, or comment here or something tellin me you need some attention;) XoXoX Glitter
Just Something I Realized Last Night
In darkness, all things are the same. When there is nothing left but the most severe depression, all the things that were once overwhelming mean nothing. It is all the same. No one thing takes precedence over another, so it's easier to take things one step at a time considering priorities do not matter, speed does not matter, dedication does not matter. It's all the same. In darkness, all things are the same. Life becomes simple again.
Do To Fubars Bullshit
I had to close my lounge if ur lounge is not busy all the tims they will take 250 fubucks.They will be doing that to all lounges every week if they are not busy.The money is fake and they want them
Why Does It Matter?
Why does it matter what other people think about us? Should be feel bad about ourselves because other people dont like us? Why do we try to change who we are for the sake of being wanted? I found out that is excatly what I have been trying to do for 20 years. I cant even tell you what I really like to do or what I do for fun or just anything about me personally without feeling like I will be judged or hated. The thought of rejection just sends a chill up my spin! Doesnt everybody just want to be wanted and excepted for who they are no matter what race, sexual prefrence or religion they are? I know I do! The main thing that makes me so angry is when people sit around and bad mouth the gays or the black people and make them feel like they are "different" when everyone is the same and should be treated with the same respect. My bestfriend is gay and I have seen him go threw torture for standing up for his gay rights. I have seen him be laughed at and mocked for being who he is
Help Me Please
i am close to 2 million points if you could come and rate and comment my photos it would help me get to 2 million points. thanks bingo
It's A Funny Thing :) Just A Little Love Needed
There's this girl, and she has a dream.... She's helped a lot of people on her Fubar road. A whole lotta people,and now this Sassy girl is trying to make Godfather.... All I ask for is a little bit of love... I make funny comments now, so if you want a funny comment, just ask.... Even CommentYou said they'd get into the picture and help me level this one time for a couple of days. So come, on and Fubar Godfather with me... ~/~ Sassy Laurie~/~ Club F.A.R.@ fubar
Playing With Fire
Playing with Fire They love the smell of gasoline. They love the smell of sulfur. They love to watch the fire, as it burns the object that they desire. They love to watch the firemen, as they try to put out the flames. They love to hang around to see what damage it will bring. They never stop to think before they start a fire, "What happens if someone does get hurt, or happens to expire." If you haven't already guessed, what kind of monster this person is, please continue reading and I'll tell you who it is. An arsonist is someone, who just doesn't give a damn!!!!
You & I
You look at me with such disgust. I didn't ask to be here You treat me like a dog I don't bother you You make me clean up after you I want to cram my fist down your throat. You tell me I will never amount to anything I just laugh and prove you wrong You beat on me with no mercy I have stopped feeling the pain You talk all high and mighty I know you are weak and worthless You taught me to be an animal I learned to be a man You hurt my mother once too many I finally put a stop to it. You talk about everyone in your family I don't care anymore You wanted to keep me chained up I broke free a long time ago You are dead and long gone I am living and loving my life
Lil Kids
In a second grade class, a little girl asks, "Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?" "How old is your mother, dear?" asks the teacher. "Forty." she replies. "Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" "Well, dear, how old is your sister?" The little girl answers, "Nineteen." "Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant." The little girl then asks, "Can I get pregnant?" "How old are you, dear?" The little girl answers, "I'm seven years old." "No, dear, you can't get pregnant..." Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."
Ok, im new at this, so im hoping im doing this right. If not, oh well. lol. I'll figure it out some how. This is one of my poems. This poem was written after i got hit by a car in a crosswalk back in Janurary. My poems are rhyming poems. Crosswalks People who walk, use crosswalks alot. But when people who drive, don't watch who's inside, a person can get hurt or even die. So when you are making, a left or right turn, please pay attention and then make your turn.
I didnt wanna write a mumm about this so i will just write a blog.. i dont know if its just me but i cant stand some people on this site..they really think they are the shit..they have pics and hold them hostage like u can only see this folder if you get me a vip..or u can only see this if u get me a seein someones pics really worth spending your hard earned money on...I THINK all u people who do that..u can keep ur damn pics..i really think that shit is really about you spend ur own hard earned money on gettin ur own shit instead of begging others...ok now that i've vented i'm if i pissed you off wit my blog..guess what?? I REALLY DONT GIVE A SHIT..LOL..PEACE!!
Dictionary Of "bo"nad
A person who drives around in a black Dullee truck between disaster areas and out of state in support of these efforts. Prime indication of Bo'nads presence; moutain Dew Bottles with a smell of Crown and is know to have some GEEK tendancies on computers........
Almost Arrested
So I’m having a major bad day. Yesterday my daughter got assaulted by a girl after school with a metal pipe, and my daughter beat the crap out of her. So anyways I had to go to the school this morning, when I got there the police were there. YAY how fucking fun. Well apparently the girl told her mother that my daughter was the one who hit her with the metal bar, luckily there were witnesses to back up my daughter’s story, the cops were ready to arrest my daughter. I was told when I got home that the girl was outside my building and wrote profanity about my daughter on the door of my building, fucking kids geeze. So I went and took several pictures of it, and called the school. I’m not one to call the police, but fuck my daughter’s safety is on the line here. Well I’m taking my daughter to the doctors tomorrow to make sure that she doesn’t have any internal damage from being hit in the stomach with the bar, hopefully she doesn’t but I guess I’ll have to wait and see. Ok don
Do I Miss Her?
I still miss her. Every now and then it occurs to me to call her, but I don't. The other day I found a CD of hers that she lent me - I guess I'll mail it to her. I remember all the hundreds of things she did that told me she loved me - right up to the point where she said she didn't. I still don't believe that. But it's not really her that I miss - it's the person I thought she was, the person she led me to believe she was. Or maybe it's the person she WANTS to be but, for some reason, won't let herself. I don't know and it doesn't matter. It's not her I miss, and that's the reality that keeps me going. Being alone is hard, but I'm beginning to move on. Sometimes I hope I'll get used to being alone and then some other times the thought that I actually might scares the hell out of me.
Personal Firearm Issue
Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every human interaction falls into one of those two categories, without exception. Reason or force, that's it. In a truly moral and civilized society, people exclusively interact through persuasion. Force has no place as a valid method of social interaction and the only thing that removes force from the menu is the personal firearm, as paradoxical as it may sound to some. When I carry a gun, you cannot deal with me by force. You have to use reason and try to persuade me, because I have a way to negate your threat or employment of force. The gun is the only personal weapon that puts a 100-pound woman on equal footing with a 220-pound mugger, a 75-year old retiree on equal footing with a 19-year old gang banger, and a single gay guy on equa
Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
Divorce Letter
Dear Husband, >>>> I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've >>> been a good woman for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. >>> These >>> last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had >>> quit your job today and that was the last straw. >>>> Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair >>>> and >>> nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new >>> negligee. >>>> You came home and ate in two minutes and went straight to sleep after >>> watching the game. You don't tell me that you love me anymore, you don't >>> touch me or anything. >>>> Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore, what ever >>>> the >>> case is, I'm gone. >>>> P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving >>> away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! >>>> Your EX-Wife >>>> * * * * * * * * * >>> >>> Dear Ex-Wife: >>>> Nothing has ma
Broken Heart
not only do i have a broken heart but I just went to take off my necklace and my necklace is still there but my heart is gone...i have had that forever and never lost ironic i feel i should just go shopping ...
Call Center
I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called Life Line. I was put through to a 'call center' in Pakistan. I explained that I was feeling suicidal. They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly a plane...
This Isnt True Till 2 Pm Today
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Im Here
Hey everybody Im new and have no new friends so ask me Im here
What film features a fight scene in which Bruce Lee breaks Jackie Chan's neck?
Look Mommy
A little boy is watching her mom bake a chocolate cake for him. His mom sets down the chocolate frosting on the table. The boy sits down and rubs the chocolate on his face. He says," Look Mommy!!! I'm black!!!" His mother slaps him and says," Go show that to your father," He goes to his father and says,"Look Daddy!!! I'm black!!!" He slaps him and says," Show that to your grandfather young man. He goes to his grandfather and says," Look Grampa!!! I'm black!!!" He is slapped and commanded to go to his mother. The boy gets back and his mother asks," What did you learn?" The boy says," I've only been black for 5 minutes and I hate white people."
Breast Cancer Treatment Through continuing research into new treatment methods, women now have more treatment options and greater hope for survival than ever before. Treatment options depend on the size and location of the tumor, the results of lab tests (including hormone receptor tests), and the stage (or extent) of the disease. To develop a treatment plan, doctors also consider a woman's age and menopausal status, her general health, and the size of her breasts. Many women want to learn all they can about their disease and their treatment choices so that they can take an active part in decisions about their medical care. They are likely to have many questions and concerns about treatment. A doctor is the best person to answer these: what the treatment choices are, how successful a treatment is expected to be, and how much it is likely to cost. Most patients also want to know how they will look after treatment and whether they will have to change
Enjoy This One
What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...) Isn't it amazing t hat George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very profound and appropriate. A Message by George Carlin: The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too mu ch, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. W
How can you feel everything and nothing at the same time? How can you be standing on the ground, but be floating on thin air? How can you be breathless, and still be breathing? How can you be the strongest person, but oh so weak? How can you have all these words in you head, but my lips won’t move? How can I miss you when you are not even gone yet? How do I stop this feeling before it’s too late? Never mind, it’s already too late…the feelings I have are too strong for words. I can only be floating, breathless, weak, and feel nothing and everything.
Discovery Reaches Orbit
Discovery Reaches Orbit Image Above: Space shuttle Discovery leaps from its launch pad Tuesday morning to start STS-120. Image credit: NASA TV 23 Oct 2007 11:38 A.M. The crew of STS-120 is safely in orbit and on their way to the International Space Station following a flawless liftoff from NASA"s Kennedy Space Center in Florida. The seven astronauts aboard space shuttle Discovery are to spend 14 days in space during the mission. Objectives for the flight include delivering a new segment called Harmony to the station, along with new station crew member Dan Tani. Tani will stay on the orbiting laboratory and Discovery will bring current station resident Clayton Anderson back to Earth. Discovery's crew will also move a tower of solar arrays to its new position on the orbiting laboratory. Discovery is scheduled to land at Kennedy on Nov. 6. Watch NASA TV Live.
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New Members Updated 01-14-08
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I'm Sorry
Written by a man on a different site.. and I thought it was fitting here. And this woman has the balls to repost it! I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that i like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up,and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
Who Is More Rebellious, Good Charlotte Or Gg Allin?
Who is more rebellious, Good Charlotte or GG Allin? Good Charlotte and GG Allin - two completely different styles of music that target the same punk mentality. Who is the real kingpin of punk culture? Is it GG Allin, with his offensive lyrics and controversial themes? Or is it Good Charlotte with their happy, upbeat songs about girls, love, and high school life? All things considered, Hilary Duff is more of a punk than Joel Madden (Good Charlotte) because she makes her music shitty on purpose to piss people off. Good Charlotte is in no way rebellious or against the grain. How can they be rebels if everybody likes them? Allin is the godfather of punk. He was wearing skulls, beating ass with spiked collars, and playing awesome (shitty) music about hate while Good Charlotte was still making prank calls and throwing pinecones at cars. If GG were alive today, he would do something very nasty to Good Charlotte. I'm not sure what because I'm not insane, but it would probably involv
I'm New
i'm new who wants to be my friend for a chat or if there any nice blokes want a relationship let me know and i will get back to ya
Mental Health Hotline
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. I
Being Thirsty
I'm a little thirsty. I sure wish some one would buy me a shot of something....
How To Know Whether Or Not You Are Ready For Kids
How to know whether or not you are ready for kids MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain a 55 gallon box of Legos (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend spread them all over the house. Put on a blindfold. Try to walk to the bathroom or kitchen. Do not scream because this would wake a child at night. GROCERY STORE TEST Borrow one or two small animals (goats are best) and take them with you as you shop. Always keep them in sight and pay for anything they eat or damage. DRESSING TEST Obtain one large, unhappy, live octopus. Stuff into a small net bag making sure that all the arms stay inside. FEEDING TEST Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug
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Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 23,2007
See if you can find a new way to make life a little more interesting. You never know who could use your energy, so spread it around and you should find at least one taker. Help them get past their stress.
Today my daughter Sierra-Grace turns 5. For those new to my friend's list, this is a miracle in itself. She lost her twin in utero, and was in and out of the NICU unit for the first 2 years of her life. She was diagnosed as Failure to Thrive, and spent several years in physical and occupational therapies. She had also been under the care of a dietition and neurologist. This year we faced another challenge, which was a Leukemia scare. Luckily the testing for that came out negative, but they have yet to determine the cause of her illnesses. She has more testing tomorrow. I just wanted to post a blog to say thank you, to God, or whichever higher power you believe in for another full year with my baby girl. Every day is a miracle, and every year even more so. She asked me yesterday if she was going to be 5 when she woke up, I said "Well if you want to be technical, you won't be 5 until tomorrow night." She looked at me for a second, and said "I don't want to be technical". M
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October 23, 07'
It's a good day for dates, job interviews and any other situation that demands a lot from you. It's simple for you to read people and tell them what they want to hear, or spin the truth the right way.
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Hello Children Of The 80's
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So Seduce Me
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Dear Alcohol
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4 Someone Who Loves Me
If you where here or i there would it be better just another chance only to have one more pain one more scar one more memory in a treasure chest dusting away! thats what happen when you burn two candles you do get burn some people dont learn tears fall like rain and the scars remain. I always love you years cant take that away another has already and now im left to say I hold you in my heart forever but we never be togather. Thats how love ends when you play with fire you do get burn. left to have another take your place sameday you'll learn!

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