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Thinking Of You
as I sit looking out the window I can still remember they called to tell me that you went away it was such a cold day but that sunday morning it came without a warning but all that pain I felt inside I just cant forget you I'm feeling so alone so many times I tried cant get you off my mind I'm thinking of you wondering where you are tonight I wish that I could hold you tight I'm thinking of you I wish you could stay but your so far away so far away even though your gone I know your happy where you are I know someday we will be together together again I know some day I will hold you again you and me together again but until that day I'm thinking of you its so sad but its true I'm thinking of you

10-19-07
Your social energy is just about perfect right now -- and for you, that means quite a lot! It's a great time to reconcile with those who've wronged you, or maybe to forge newer and stronger connections. **************************************************************************** hmmmmmmmmm make peace with those how F*cked with Papi???

It Is Women's Turn...
Alright, here it goes.... Men it is time we must teach these tempestuous women a lesson....Stop chasing them make them chase you. Isn't it about time they told us what they want? They imply being independent which would show a lack of fear to attempt new things... So, Ladies it is time you actually walked up to the guy you like no matter what he looks like and make a fool of yourself for a change. There is statistically more women than Men and being the new aggressive species it is your time to hunt and gather for us for a change. You want a man, thunk him on the head and drag him back to your place.

Life
life is just another word for hell on earth maybe you don't think that is true maybe you think life is pure and innocent. always. but if you think this you have led a very sheltered life most know life is not all flowers and candy wrapped in clear, pretty celiphane. life is a dark thing you have yet to experience you haven't walked down one wrong road in your life haven't seen what a crack addicted mother does to her child. if you wish life to stay this way don't try to save the homeless or the deranged drug addicts from themselves.

Preston & Steve's Philly's Hottest Under Boob!!
I'm currently in the running for the Philly's Hottest Underboob:) so please do sign up to be a VIP which cost nothing and vote for your girl Tara Lynn!!! link for my pics: http://www.wmmr.com/gallery/album110?page=3 Philly's Hottest Underboob pics home pg: http://www.wmmr.com Wmmr Home pg thank you xoxoxoxoxox

Wouldn't You Like To Go A Cruise!! Check The Hotties Out @ Gentworld And Vote For Taralynn!!
Hi My Fubar friends, You are always so helpful and supporting in voting for me in many contests, no vote goes unnoticed and I truly appreciate it. I am currently in Gentworld’s bikini model contest @(www.gentworld.com) and this will be the 3rd time around running for this contest!! I’m in the running for Miss December. I really would like to win it this time b/c I think this will be my last chance to do so….So I turn to you again in hopes that you will vote me to win this one!! And that you will take the time to register and vote or at least throw a vote my way daily:) IF YOU SIGN UP AND VOTE FOR ME THAT WILL GIVE ME 5 POINTS OTHERWISE I WILL GET 1 POINT FOR YOUR VOTE, PLUS IF YOU REGISTER AND I WIN YOU ALSO HAVE A CHANCE TO WIN A VACATION PACKAGE TOO!!! AND YOU WON’T GET ANY SPAM OR JUNK MAIL IF YOU JOIN. AND YOU CAN VOTE DAILY...SO YOU MAY DO AS YOU PLEASE...I'M JUST HAPPY TO HAVE YOUR SUPPORT:-) THANK YOU XOXO http://www.gentworld.com/monthly_contest.shtm Click the pi

Stories
story when you think of stories you think of fairey tales, of knights saving damsels in distress of knights slaying the evil dragon. but you don't think of all the good little boys and girls who turn to darker things, to get them through a life that is hell. nor do you think of the people who get then there, just to see if they can corrupt something pure and innocent.

Friday
Ha Ha I've always enjoyed toady's comment, I believe it was one of the first ones I ever made? (Todays was revamped a bit) I made the words in-between all my gifs into a jpeg photo as to add a few extra characters Seems fitting to use that one after the "burn" one earlier in the week 8-p Kinda weird, I never had any male friends that I sent comments to ... So I was never too PC about addressing the comment in a flirty manner. -Well- Now I drop a daily comment at ole 'Cubby' and sometimes I think about it, Others I don't - eh, Cubs is just HAPPY just to get comments ... *cough-commentwhore-cough* Just kidding! Anyway I hope you enjoyed toady's -I always enjoy making them ... Oh & if your new to my Friends list & Would like to be included on my daily rounds? Just start leaving ME *cough-commentwhore-cough* some comments daily! :) Oh to see this as it was meant to be (on black background) Click here And for the preservation of

Re: Homeland Security Seizes Artist's Hard Drive
RE: Homeland Security Seizes Artist's Hard Drive ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Seattle 9/11 Truth Date: 19 Oct 2007, 11:00 Death Cab For Cutie Guitarist Baffled By Homeland Security's Seizure Of His Album Government snatched up master hard drive containing song files for Chris Walla's solo LP, which, coincidentally, is politically charged.By James MontgomeryWhen Death Cab for Cutie guitarist/producer Chris Walla woke up on Monday, his "To Do" list probably read something like this: 1. Call MTV News to discuss upcoming, long-delayed solo record.2. Call U.S. Department of Homeland Security to discuss seizure of hard drive containing said long-delayed solo record.3. Head into town for weekly tuque fitting.Yes, it seems that recently, Walla's solo record (which has been scheduled to come out at various points over the past, well, four years) took another step toward oblivion when the master hard drive — containing all song files — was confiscated by

Enlistment
I want to enlist again so bad. I miss putting on that uniform every morning. Never in my life had I felt more proud of myself, then I did every morning looking in the mirror. But I can't until april because of stupid little civilian legal shit. It sucks big time! I miss knowing that I'm part of something bigger then you or me. I feel useless as a civilian, no job I've had gave me the feeling of accomplishment I had every time I put that uniform on.

Fyredragn Pimp Out
FyreDragn is holding his FIRST CONTEST for a FREE HAPPY HOUR to the winner... FyreDragn@ fubar Here is his post for the contest~!! Get on down to his page and sign up... Awesome prizes! CONTEST = WINNER GETS HAPPY HOUR!! HELLO EVERYONE!! THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE HOTTEST CONTESTS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!! I AM A DEPLOYED SOLDIER IN IRAQ AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GENEROUS AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF THE SUPPORTERS OUT THERE!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HOST A CONTEST STARTING ON OCT 22 AND END AT MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!! ANY PICTURE EXCEPT FOR NSFW WILL BE ALLOWED, COSTUME PICTURES ARE ENCOURAGED!! COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED, YOU CAN BOMB YOUR OWN PICTURE IF YOU WOULD LIKE! FIRST PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A HAPPY HOUR! SECOND PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST. THIRD PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE THIRD

Maybe
Just maybe, your life isn't so bad, think of how much worse it could be. maybe, life isnt supposed to be perfect, always in the right place. maybe, your supposed to end up in a hell hole so you cna get back on track. maybe, your life isn't any worse than anyone elses, but then you think twice. maybe, your life is worse, and you got there because your ment to stay there.

For All My Ladies!
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself in a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy tr

Your Man
I try so hard to keep thoughts of you away from entering my soul, But every time you pass by your scent hits me like a rush of sweet love, I cry inside to hold you, to love you, to make love to you, Knowing that I cant pains me and I could hardly breathe, My blood boils whenever you say my name so sweetly, It boils because I hear pain in your voice and I cant do anything about it, Holy shit the site of you makes me want to be a better man, Or rather a man in you... ...

Weekend ....and Luv'ins
Hey ya'll I hope you all have a Fantastic weekend .. Dont enjoy it too much without me :( .. Ill be back on .. on sunday .. dont go forgetting about me .. leave me some luv .. n stuff .. and while youre at it .. Show these two Ladies some luv too .. This is Mary aka Happy Country Girl .. She's in a Contest to Win her Very First Blast .. She needs lots of Luv'ins so .. please go by and help her out And this is Kathy aka BrattyBytch .. She's been stuck at the level she's on for what seem like forever .. So please .. take a few mins and rate her .. fan her .. check her out .. and leave her lots of luv ... BrattyBytch - {{Shadow Leveler}}@ fubar Many Xoxoxox to all my friends .. and as i said before Dont go forgetting about me and having too much fun without me * bats lashes* Muahsssss*****

Example Of How Guns Actually Stop Crime
Example of how guns actually STOP crime ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Wndy [WTC7 = WTF?] Date: 19 Oct 2007, 10:31 No, the cops cannot be everywhere at once to "protect us". From: don AlliDate: Oct 19, 2007 9:47 AMFrom: Leo/FightNWO-Lone Wolf Date: Oct 19, 2007 8:35 AM Ron Paul on the Second Amendmenthttp://youtube.com/watch?v=xdxTg9x3Mbg ..----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Troy 4 Ron Paul '08Date: Oct 19, 2007 8:15 AMCouple Make Burglar Clean Up at Gunpointhttp://apnews.myway.com/article/20071019/D8SC05M80.htmlOct 18, 9:03 PM (ET)MONTGOMERY, Ala. (AP) - A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears."Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over m

Http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?id=3643
http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=3643Current Headlines Priests Protesting Torture Jailed Two priests, arrested while kneeling in prayer, were sentenced to five months in prison yesterday after they attempted to deliver a letter to the headquarters of military intelligence in the US More ... Military Resistance Forced Shift on Iran Strike The idea of a massive strategic attack on Iran doesn’t appear to have won much support from America’s senior military command More ... Robert Fisk: Secret armies pose sinister new threat to Lebanon The American plan to chop up Iraq, it seems, is another ghost that has crept silently into Lebanon More ... 'Many in the US Military Think Bush and Cheney Are Out of Control' A prominent military historian, Gabriel Kolko talks about the prospect of war with Iran and how many in the US military now view the White House as being 'out of control' More ... Who Killed Dr. David Graham? Complaint filed with DOJ Up until his death a year

This Poem I Wrote Was Published
I received my poetry book today..Page 1 my poem! Fall Apart My world comes to a screeching hault,my family falls apart and it isn't my fault. When the rock solid floor you have stood on for years all of a sudden just dissapears, you find a ledge and hold on for dear life. When my mother becomes "Irene"..no longer my father's wife. Forever Spoken ~ Ryann

I Don't Get It
I don't get it. Why would God create us then leave us to deal with the devil who he calls "the god of this world"? I had this preached to me the other day when I said the devil is just an excuse to put fear in people's head. So the devil is the "god of this world" and the only way to get out of his grasp is to believe in God...ok confused thought there was only one god and thought that the devil was a fallen angel. This is why I hate religion not saying God doesn't exist but come on...it is always changing and they have the same answers over and over again and claim the bible is full of truth and blah blah blah but guess what....I don't believe in anything that man had it's hand on because we all know of corruption and if Noah's ark was found to be a fable and yeah it has a good moral behind it, then what else are we to believe??????? FUCK THAT don't come at me with your religion shit

Bilderberg - Secret World Government?
BILDERBERG - SECRET WORLD GOVERNMENT? The annual Bilderberg Group conference is the most important meeting in the world. It is attended annually by more world leaders, more top politicians, more royalty, and business leaders, than any other gathering of any kind. The G8 summit is a mere side-show in comparison. No other meeting is attended by the leaders of all the major international institutions, such as the World Bank, the IMF, the UN, and the EU. Collectively, these are the men who control the world, and their decisions therefore affect every human being on earth, now and in the future. Yet Bilderberg Group meetings receive no publicity and are not reported in the news. Their first recorded meeting was at the Bilderberg Hotel in Oosterbeek, Holland, from 29th May to 31st May, 1954. The chairman was H.R.H. Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands. Since then this elite global group, which may be much older, has been called the Bilderberg Group. The people who are invited to th

The Bilderberg And The New World Order
http://www.prisonplanet.com/archive_bilderberg.html http://www.bilderberggroup.net/ http://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/bilderbergers.html http://www.geocities.com/capitolhill/8425/BILDER.HTMrisephoenix home This article is copied from Parascope The Bilderberg and the New World Order Bilderberg Meets Secretly in Toronto From Staff Reports The Bilderberg, the highest echelon of the global financial and political elite, recently met at the Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce Leadership Center (nicknamed the "Bohemian Grove of Canada" ) on the outskirts of King City, a suburb of Toronto. At the meeting, which lasted from May 30 to June 2, the Bilderberg discussed global control of the air, water and public health, as well as the possible multi-billion dollar sale of the Canadian government-owned electric utility Ontario Hydro, according to informed sources quoted by The Spotlight. As usual, the mainstream media completely ignored the event. This was not surpri

Fyredragn Vs Youngsoldier917
Ok. Two Soldiers in Iraq are in a race to see which one can make it to Fu-King (Level 24) first. They are trying their hardest to get there!!! Please go show some Soldiers some Fu-Love and help these guys out. The Rules: ** They CANNOT buy themselves a Happy Hour, nor can they solicit one being bought for them or paying someone to buy it. ** They CAN buy themselves Blasts and Tickers. ** They CAN accept a GIFT Happy Hour, Blast, or Ticker. ** They can and have joined bombing families. To help pimp them out, rate, fan, add, and so on. ** They can hold contests as they are doing. Please help these guys out with this contest... they are having so much fun!! Just click the links below and check them out. They are really great guys to get to know! FyreDragn@ fubar youngsoldier917*****CLUB F.A.R*****.@ fubar Thanks for reading... and now... GO SHOW THEM SUM LUV!!!! ~~AngL~~

Bilderberg Group
Bilderberg Group Bilderberg Group The Bilderberg Group is a group of influential people, mostly politicians and business people, whose existence and activities are private, and due to its secretive nature is the subject of numerous conspiracy theories. The group meets annually at five-star resorts throughout the world, normally in Europe, although sometimes in America or Canada. It has an office in Leiden, South Holland. Although the group has no official name, the "Bilderberg Group" title comes from what is generally recognized to be the location of its first official meeting in 1954: the Bilderberg Hotel in Arnhem, the Netherlands. The group has been depicted as an international cabal of the influental and the affluent: politicians, financiers, and media and business moguls; the elite of the elite. Some believe that they have dictated national policies, rigged (or outright stolen) national elections, caused wars, recessions, and ordered murders and ousters of world le

Http://www.truefacts.co.uk/articles/a0002.html
http://www.bilderberg.org/bilder.htm by Paul Vigay (25th Mar 2000) Paul Vigay looks into the shady world of global conspiracies and manipulations. His findings are at least eye-opening, at worst downright frightening. Have you ever wondered if there really is a 'global elite'? Some secret group of people who control world events and hide their agenda from public knowledge? Could there be a group of people; politicians, heads of multinational companies, directors of world banking organisations and even royalty, who decide what policies will determine the way ordinary people live - and die? As David Icke says, it is relatively easy for a small group of people to control the masses when everyday we give our power and freedom away, fearing to step out from the comfort of our 'hassle free zone'. Who perpetrate the 'Problem, Reaction, Solution' events which shape and manipulate our perceived 'democracy and freedom'? If you control governments and the media you control the world

Bilderberg: The Ultimate Conspiracy Theory
By Jonathan Duffy BBC News Online Magazine The Bilderberg group, an elite coterie of Western thinkers and power-brokers, has been accused of fixing the fate of the world behind closed doors. As the organisation marks its 50th anniversary, rumours are more rife than ever. Given its reputation as perhaps the most powerful organisation in the world, the Bilderberg group doesn't go a bundle on its switchboard operations. Telephone inquiries are met with an impersonal female voice - the Dutch equivalent of the BT Callminder woman - reciting back the number and inviting callers to "leave a message after the tone". Anyone who accidentally dialled the number would probably think they had stumbled on just another residential answer machine. Leiden in Holland, the inauspicious base of the Bilderberg group But behind this ultra-modest façade lies one of the most controversial and hotly-debated alliances of our times. On Thursday the Bilderberg group marks its 50th

Ensign: Online Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your Ears
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 19 October 2007 For those of us who haven't lived under rocks for the last decade and a half or so, it's well nigh impossible to have escaped either hearing of or using the Internet. (Which Al Gore did not invent, by the way . . . the idea of an interlinked yet decentralized network dates to a United States Department of Defense plan of the late 1950s.) The last decade in particular have seen a rise of social networking that's just incredible. Besides being able to exchange ideas and information all over the world practically instantaneously -- at least, as fast as we can type and hit "Send" -- we meet and greet people from all walks of life through comments, emails, chat rooms, etc. from all walks of life who we probably will ne

Hey!!!!!
/photobucket.com" target="_blank">cket">HEY YOU!!! Yea,I'm talking to all of you out there looking for a family to belong to on here...a place to find support for when you decide to finally try one of those crazy contests..... But mostly I'm talking to those who are new to the internet community,don't know anyone,want to learn to bomb,but are afraid of looking "dumb" by asking what that is.... Come join a family whose rules are practical,reasonable,geared to real life,but where you can talk to the bosses without worrying about them making you feel dumb.... Come meet the most "down home" bunch of people on here and make some great new friends....in other words of few syllables.... COME JOIN US!!!!!!!

Appointed Favor
Appointed Favor Today's Scripture “For we are God's handiwork, recreated in Christ Jesus, that we may do those good works which God predestined for us, taking paths which He prepared ahead of time, that we should walk in them, living the good life which He prearranged and made ready for us to live” (Ephesians 2:10). Today's Word from Joel and Victoria God has already prepared paths for you to take in your future! When God laid out the plan for your life, He lined up the right people, the right circumstances, and the right breaks. In your future, He’s already released favor, supernatural opportunities, and divine connections. The breaks you need in life have already been preordained to come across your path. If you will stay in faith and go out each day and be a person of excellence, you’ll walk into these appointments of favor. It will be just as if you stumbled into God’s blessings! When you really understand this principal, you’ll begin to get excited about every single d

On Today's Date
October 19: Feast of Saint Roger (Estonia). Feast of rogering saints (Bulgaria). 24 - Saint Roger invites his chums to his residence, Gobblewood Mansion, and holds a feast. 26 - Saint Roger gets raped by Hillbillies while on holiday in Bulgaria 1161 - The first trout was launched into space by the ruskies, onboard Stenchpotski 12. 1297 - Someone, somewhere, goes to the lavatory. 1349 - Postmen all over England suffer the Sack Death. 1492 - Christopher Columbus sings the blues. 1607 - Elizabeth I of England rises from the dead as a zombie- then dies again of a bad cold. 1704 - Nokia renames itself Bobcom. 1734 - Bobcom renames itself Fredphone. 1764 - Fredphone renames itself Kings Cross Talk. 1824 - Kings Cross Talk renames itself Londres Compagnie de la Télécommunications. 1854 - Londres Compagnie de la Télécommunications renames itself London-Telekommunikation-Gesellschaft. 1884 - London-Telekommunikation-Gesellschaft renames itself

Re:cams
guys, i told you how in the HOT SEX post in this blog, i even directed you there in the last blog post i made... if my status says on cam blah blah blah, i'm not here reading shouts, the information has been posted already, i'm not going to give it out to ten people while i'm already broadcasting. either learn to read, or don't watch, but please, don't flood me with shouts on how... Sin Post link: HOT SEX

New Join Us
The Global Bombers & Family Club Global Bombers & Family Club We will bomb 24/7, any contest,any give away, or if you just want leveled up call of our crews. I am the Owner of this new family Corky1952/ Commanding Officer This is a Founder Gail/Squardron Comander this is the home page corky1952@ fubar there are a few things u need to have tho,and one is a salute on profile There will be a short probation so we can see if u really want to be a bomber,and if u know how.. If u dont know we can teach u if u want to learn The other is the willness to vote and help You will have to add the family name to your profile You will need to read the rules and fallow them You will have to get a salut if u dont have one Add the founders to your contacts so we can get hold of u and u us Cause thats w

Will Dailey - Rise ~ My Fave Artist Of The Week
I'm not in love I do think I have tried. It cost too much I don't have the money or the time. Caused me to fall apart once or twice It's worse can lack the beautiful mess. In a perfect world we never came Oh, we never left. You remember what we were? Do you find out what a kiss is for right before you die? (chorus) Just like when you have fallen I will be there when you rise In all kinds of weather I will be there when you rise Ohhh... I know you're disappointed It's there as long as you let yourself. I know that's important It's right when it has always been. You remember what we were? Do you find out what regret is for right before you die? (chorus) Just like when you have fallen I will be there when you rise In all kinds of weather I will be there when you rise Ohhh... It's the most peculiar feeling I don't know what's coming After we die Ohhhh...I will be there when you rise. (bridge) I will remember your pain And your fears Ohhhh C

Parrots!!!!!!
About 6 months ago, my G.daughter, Alexandra, came home from work and we were eating dinner. Suddenly she asked me if I had ever heard of Parrots attacking ships out at sea. Duhhhhhhhh! I sat there and said....WHAT???????????????????????? Then she told me that a girl at work was telling her about her mother being on a cruise and was worried about parrots attacking her ship. hahahahahah. I sat there just starring at her. "ummmm parrots honey?????????" "yes, Grandpa! I saw that movie about the birds attacking people but never heard of parrots attacking people. I didn't know that they could fly that far out to sea to attack people on a ship." hahahahah I sat there, and finally said..."honey... are you sure she didn't say PIRATES????????????????" I then told her that they are having a big problem with PIRATES attacking ships off the west coast of Africa near Samolia and Nigeria. hahahahaha She sat there and looked at me and said....."OH SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought she said

Pink Needs To Stop Being Creepy And Get Out Of My Head!!!
You took my hand You showed me how You promised me you'd be around Uh huh That's right I took your words And I believed In everything You said to me Yeah huh That's right If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong I know better cause you said forever and ever who knew Remember when we were such fools And so convinced and just too cool Oh no No no I wish I could touch you again I wish I could still call you a friend I'd give anything When someone said count your blessings now For they're long gone I guess I just didn't know how I was all wrong They knew better Still you said forever And ever Who knew Yeah yeah I'll keep you locked in my head Until we meet again Until we Until we meet again And I won't forget you my friend What happened If someone said three years from now You'd be long gone I'd stand up and punch them out Cause they're all wrong That last kiss I'l

Nerw Stuff
I am trying to think of good things that I can put in my game room. so far I have an 87 inch projector screen, a PS2, an XBOX, a 1,000 watt surround system, DirecTV, black lights and some other stuff. Please help me think of other cool stuff to put in it!

Remember The Spanking
A Spanking To Remember After a night out on the town, we found ourselves in one last bar. We had both had a considerable amount to drink that evening, and thought that the dark, quiet atmosphere of this newest club would help us clear our heads for the drive home. The music hummed in the background as we settled down across from one another at a corner table. It was the perfect spot to smoke a cigarette, people-watch, and commiserate about the evening thus far. "I know I already told you this, but you look super hot tonight baby," you say with a look of absolute approval. I had planned the outfit with you in mind, of course. A very low-cut black blouse and a push-up bra had my breasts more exposed than usual, while my short skirt left little to the imagination. Had I bent over, the view would be spectacular from both sides....cleavage pouring out the front, my soft round ass peeking out from behind. I raised my eyebrow and wiggled out of my four inch heel stiletto.

Fantastic Four Halloween Costume
Fantastic Four halloween costume Shop for halloween costumes by clicking here - fulfill all your costume and party decoration needs! The first mass-produced Halloween costumes appeared in stores in the 1930s when trick-or-treating was becoming popular in the United States. This year Fantastic Four Halloween Costume is very popular. What sets Halloween costumes apart from costumes for other celebrations or days of dressing up is that they are often designed to imitate supernatural and scary beings. Costumes are traditionally those of monsters such as vampires, ghosts, skeletons, witches, and devils. There are also costumes of pop culture figures like presidents, or film, television, and cartoon characters (for example the fantastic four halloween costumes are popular this year). Another popular trend is for women (and in some cases, men) to use Halloween as an excuse to wear particularly revealing costumes, showing off more skin than would be socially acceptable otherwise.

My Sad B-day
Ok Sunday is my b-day and all i wanted was an ipod i ask my mom and dad and sis and bro and they all said that they cant do it....and this is the only thing i wanted in the whole world..why do they ask u what u want then u tell them and its like well i cant get u that..Well thats what i want so why cant i have it..I know i should wait until Sunday to see what all i get but i know that its not going to be a IPOD and thats what i want...i might sound like a big baby i dont care....so if u dont like it dont read it...:((

Licked!!
LICKED!! You have just been Licked all Over your Sexy ASS!!!! If you recieve 1 - 3( ur WET ) 3 - 6 ( ur Soaked ) 6 - 12 ( ur Drowning in a pool of Hot Sex!) so start sending. -------------------------------------- You have been considered ONE of the TEN HOT SEXY FRIENDS on my friends list. Once you have been tagged, you have to tag TEN HOT SEXY FRIENDS

Great Commentary On "global Warming"
The world has become such a difficult and dangerous place that I am deeply appreciative of recent amusing events, which seem as if they were written by the Marx Brothers or Monty Python. I have in mind, it should go without saying, Al Gore winning both an Academy Award and the Nobel Peace Prize. The very sentence sounds like a punch line. But I can't quite figure out who is supposed to be the butt of the joke. I rather suspect that he has one more award to come -- the trifecta of absurdism. Perhaps he will be pronounced the world's greatest jockey or the world's most graceful dancer. It only makes sense, given Al Gore's acknowledged role in bringing the Internet to humanity. Whatever the award, the world will receive it with the same demeanor it displayed in appreciating the emperor's new clothes several centuries ago. It is hard to say which of Al Gore's awards seems more improbable: his Academy Award, although he does not possess a single skill required for filmmaking, or his Nobel

Quiet Angels
We are known as a leveling family. Several times I have posted blogs and bulletins about different people needing leveled. I've seen where not even ONE angel went to help level to only 2-3 help. I also know that a lot of the angels are online, but choose to ignore things that are posted. What is the sense in being a leveling family and posting blogs about others needing leveled. Several angels even read the blogs but DID NOT bother to go help at all. If they were out of rates, then it takes a few seconds to place a comment stating that. It's that simple. Others have but on the most part half of this family doesn't even read the blogs I post. I was told by Kelli weeks to a month or so ago to go ahead and post blogs on people who need leveled. It appears to me that some are taking their positions on here too serious n too far n letting it go to their heads. This isn't a job for cripes sake. Yes I agree if you have a position in the family you should do that part, but my god don't act lik

"wormholes"
~Wormholes~ Passive-eloquent- distorted is the wormhole that lies etched within the distant horizon. Impostors and stardust, a mélange of explosions silver line the sweet decay. Questions left unanswered, iron fences made of cancer, darkened dancers spin upon the exclamation mark that hides away from simple truth. Ancient fabrics made of havoc, panic fills volcanic habits- every thought becomes dramatic, a mechanic interpretation of what actually occurs. Sigh a whisper, hide your whimpers, nod and simper and pretend that youre submissive and permissive so that your image doesnt crack and your heart remains distinctive, as the world rattles before you and the universe retracts. Hold on tight and hide your scars, for the stars have realigned behind your riddles and your rhymes ...and the ride has yet to start. Copyright 2007

Remind Me In The Future
TO NEVER LIFT HEAVY THINGS!!! OMG my back is in so much pain right now...who wants to come over and just rub it for me ;) Seriously though it hurts like crazy...so yeah a 9:19 AM I am headed BACK to bed to see if it will go away..

Going To Have A Baby Soon
Hey guys and gals. AS you all know I am preggos. Well its hard being that I am in a town where I know no one. So if anyone cares I am registered at target.com if you like to get something for the baby it will bedelivered to my address. PLease dont think you have to do this just letting everyone know. If you are interested message me so I can give you the name of the registry. Thanks love the muse

Ozzy And Lita
Baby, I get so scared inside and I don't really understand Is it love that's on my mind or is it fantasy? Heaven is in the palm of my hand and it's waiting here for you What am I supposed to do with a childhood tragedy? If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain the same? Sometimes it's hard to hold on, so hard to hold on to my dreams It isn't always what it seems when you're face to face with me You're like a dagger, and stick me in the heart And taste the blood from my blade And when we sleep, would you shelter me in your warm and darkend grave? If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain unchanged? If I close my eyes forever, will it all remain the same? Will you ever take me? No I just can't take the pain Would you ever trust me? No I'll never feel the same I know I've been so hard on you; I know I've told you lies If I could have just one more wish, I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes If I

If I Close My Eyes Forever
if i close my eyes forever... i first heard this song in 1989....i was 24...newly divorced after a 5 year marriage...we had 2 girls (both beautiful succesfull young women now)...i had started suffering from depression....after i was divorced i came home to mass...ended up in a state psych hospital for 5 weeks...from there i was placed in a halfway house...thats when i heard ozzy and lita...at the time i was still very depressed and saw the song as feeling as if i didnt matter...that it wouldnt make a difference if i was no longer here...but if you look at it from another angle...in different light ...it can mean the opposite...i see it as how the people in my life would miss me...and losing my potential to make a difference in this little piece of life i occupy...i'm still very lost right now...i dont know where i'm going....i have no clue what i want to do...first of all i need to feel ok in my own skin...to get over needing others to validate my existance...learn to live life fo

A Thank You To Some Special People
a thank you to some special people in my life its amazing the impact people can have in your life...there are two people right now that has helped me see a different side of myself...someone i had forgotten was there...one is a very dear friend who has been here for me almost 2 years...he nver gave up on me even when i was making terrible self-destructive choices...we even met here on myspace...our friendship has grown and developed amazingly....i went through some pretty hair shit this past year...especially at christmas and in this spring...and he was there through it all...working so hard to hold me up..trying to give me guidance...some of which i didnt understend or simply ignored...there are times when we dont want to hear the truth...but he didnt give up...he was still there when things were the worst...i can now see and appreciate the patince and understanding he had through it all...and when i was ready to see...he shone the light for me...helped guide me out of dispair...

Wish
for once i wish a woman would accpet me for who i am. for the way i am, and for the way i live my life. im sry that i am a old fashion guy from the sticks. there is one thing i have notice in the past few days. women wants what will make them happy. how bout this ladies how bout you all think bout what would make you and the one that is or willing to try to make you happy. how bout you try to do the same its not that dam hard to share the happiness as one but no its play mind games on the guys. DAM I AM SO FUCKING SRY THAT some guys in the dam world dont give a fuck but for self satisfaction. but i tell yall this i am not nor would i ever be that way. i am sry but i am getting to the point where im bout to say fuck findin ms right cause every time i think i may have found some one i want to get to know they always say this n that. my favorite is oh il talk to you later but that later never comes. God dern why even say crap you not goin to do who the hell you trying to fool. i been tho

The Weathered Old Barn
A stranger came by the other day with an offer that set me to thinking. He wanted to buy the old barn that sits out by the highway. I told him right off he was crazy. He was a city type, you could tell by his clothes, his car, his hands, and the way he talked. He said he was driving by and saw that beautiful barn sitting out in the tall grass and wanted to know if it was for sale. I told him he had a funny idea of beauty. Sure, it was a handsome building in its day. But then, there's been a lot of winters pass with their snow and ice and howling wind. The summer sun's beat down on that old barn till all the paint's gone, and the wood has turned silver gray. Now the old building leans a good deal, looking kind of tired. Yet, that fellow called it beautiful. That set me to thinking. I walked out to the field and just stood there, gazing at that old barn. The stranger said he planned to use the lumber to line the walls of his den in a new country home he's building down the road.

Reason, Season, Lifetime
People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or le

"everybody's Girl"
~Everybody's Girl~ Everybody's girl, roaming the streets searching for cock. Her world replete with pain, her eyes about the same ...over flowing with tears. Her heart- punctured on top, erupting blood as thick as mud. Her mind- flashing obscene scenes of masturbation, penetration and ejaculation: -Busted nuts upon her gut- A ho? Perhaps. Her blows? THE MAX! A suicidal doll made of porcelain with broken lips and fragments of semen streaming down her creamy chin. Everybody's girl- she fucks in trucks for one or two bucks and she'll suck you dry 'til you're high in the sky of orgasm heaven. A six pack of beer, a prick in her rear, a dick in her ear as thin as a spear is fucking her brain! She's cumin' insane! The rain in her crane leaves bloody red stains! A ho? In need... Of blows? INDEED!! Well, even sometimes she chases the muff, she can't get enough of that wonderful stuff. Everybody's girl: double teaming, growling, screaming getting banged

Erotic Stories
You are catching the train into town to meet me and you dress sexily for the occasion in a very short, hipster mini skirt with no panties and a thin, short top that puts your hard nipples on display for all to see. The top only cums down just past your breasts and you like the large amount of your skin that is on display from your boobs down to your pubes, if you had any. At this time of morning, the station is crowded with people and you have enjoyed the lustful stares you have received from the guys you have passed as they devoured your hot body with their eyes. As you are jostled and brushed on the platform, you know that it is not accidental as arms and elbows touch your pointed breasts and you smile as you realize you are wet. The crowd gets denser and you feel the guy behind you pressing against you. His hard cock pressing into you only gives you a sense of control and you press back against him a little, feeling his hardness between the cheeks of your pert arse. However, y

Erotic Stories
So you entered the club. You sit down at the bar. As I watch you, turning you're head around and checking out the scene. As you look my way I raise my glass to you and smile as I take a sip of my wine. I see you acknowledge with a look and a smile towards me. I walk up to you and take your forearm and steer you over to a quiet table where I convince you to sit with me We discuss generalities, and I begin to steer the conversation towards what I would like to do with you, as you place your hand on top of mine and caress it softly. Meanwhile I slide closer to you, touching my thigh to yours... I reach under the table and softly stroke the inside of your thighs, sliding my hand down to the knee and then up with my nails. You sigh and lean back as you open your legs a bit wider and I begin to trace the outline of your cock, squeezing it gently and rubbing it. I can feel it throbbing as it gets harder. I unzip your pants and slide my hand inside as I release your cock to my hand

The Dildo Salesman
there is this dildo salesman working door to door...he comes to the first house of the day...a woman answers the door...and he goes in and shows the dildos to the woman...he tells her ''the white ones are 12.95...the black ones are 17.95 and th red ones are 24.95''...she asks him how much for the big silver one....he tells her thats not for sale....she gets the white one and he goes to the next house...a woman answers the door....and he goes through the same thing...and she asks how much for the big silver one...he tells her its not for sale...so she buys a white one....he goes to the next house...and again he tells her the prices and she asks how much for the big silver one...he tells her its not for sale....so she gets a red one...at the end of the day he's in his hotel room and calls in his sales...he says ''i sold18 white ones for 12.95....22 black ones for 17.95...30 red ones for 24.95....and my thermos for 57.95''

Erotic Stories
"Kneel for me, my pet." you said softly, gazing into my eyes as I obeyed you without question. Soon, I looked away; gazing into your face, my Master, is like staring into the sun. "My beautiful, shy little Kitten " you said with a chuckle, reaching out to caress my face. "What are you thinking?" Gathering my courage, I looked back at you unwaveringly. "Tell me, please, Sir, how to make you happy. I only want to serve you." "Is that so?" "Yes, my Master." "What if I desire to break you, my darling?" you whispered, taking me by the throat, squeezing gently. "What then?" Releasing your hold, you resumed your gentle ministrations upon my upturned face. "What then, my pet?" "Then let me be broken." I said simply. "Shatter me, my Master, my love." "So obedient..." you murmured, attaching the familiar black leather leash to the bondage collar that lay loosely at the base of my neck. "So trusting..." Rising, I followed you quickly and silently down the hall and into our

The Remote
One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh. By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself. The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"

It Seems To Me.....
It seems to me that all the people that know me, know that no matter what their need or cause, they can always count on me to be there in any way that they may need me to be. I've always over-extended myself to help my friends, especially those that I've considered to be family. Yet, and not so surprisingly lately, when the roles are reversed, and I am the one in dire need, my friends turn their backs to me as if I were a stranger asking for a hand-out. Well, it's time to cut those ties. Some have cost me more than others, and some have crossed me in ways that would seem unimaginable for one friend to do to another, some of those people often referred to me as a brother, but if this is how you treat family than I'm glad we're through. In your darkest hours, I hope you one day realize what you have done, and when you reach out for someone to help you when you have hit rock bottom, know that I will no longer be there to catch you from falling. It's time you've cleaned up your own sins. T

Shotgun Facelifted
Thank you for being you, and for the wonderful person you are!!! Thank your mom for having you and raising such a wonderful son!!! I can't wait to go see you!! Sooner rather than later you know!!!! Have I told you how truly great you are?? You have stood by me thru all the drama, all the crap, held my hand when I thought that I could not keep going, encouraged me to look beyond the people whose LIES AND HATRED have tainted my existence and see that there are some people worth having in my life! You have defended my honor and my character, and rightly so, and you have made sure that the people who truly matter know the REAL truth about me. For this I thank you with all my heart! and then...... I THANK YOU with EVERY INCH of my soul. You spoil me in ways that even thru the distance matter so much, ranging from the TWO LITTLE WORDS that you know can make or break my day based upon whether or not I hear you say them( and you are the ONLY oe who can say them and get the reaction from me tha

Oct 19th Bombing
Wicked Storm Crew! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ ~*~Let's Roll WSC !!!~*~ ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ The recruiters challenge is still going on, so get those new members signed up now! Contest runs til midnight on the 27th. ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Who We are Bombing.... ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Update: We did hang on to a second place finish for LilMsMaria's daughter. Go Wicked Storm Crew!!!! The prizes she received were a Diamond Ring and a Dozen Roses!! Congrats!! Alice Needs 50,000 Comments in 4 weeks.She has Bought WSC Crew Account A 7 Day Blast To Help Recruit.Let's Make Sure We Get Her To The 50,000. Ozzfanatic2 is in his first contest! It is a no ending date, Gift !Giveaway No direct competition but when he reaches 125,000... He will receive a HappY HouR!! ~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~w~ Candy is also in a Gift Giveaway for a Months blast all she needs is 95,000 comment

Deletin Account Because My Internet Is Gettin Turned Off Soon
i left my husband 3 months ago and have been havin financial problems since then. I just came back from social services and they are gonna help me wit my mortgage but i have to contribute 85%. I have 3 young children therefore i am unable to work at this present time. I cannot afford my internet ne more so i will no longer be on yahoo either. When shit gets better maybe i will be back. If you have my cell number i might not have that any more either.

Bush's Whitehouse Tour
Bush's White House Tour Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal! That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!" Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal. That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

The Official Comedy Cartoon Ranking List Thing
There has been a lot of needless talk about this subject and it frustrates me how much time is being wasted. Here is the official list, ranked best to worst. 1. Family Guy Family Guy is pretty much flawless. Anyone who disagrees is trying to rebel and get attention. They use Family Guy's popularity to gain individuality through hating it. But from where I'm sitting, I'd rather be a tool who enjoys Family Guy than be unique and bored. 2. Southpark Same. 3. Harvey Birdman The most underrated show around. The problem is that Harvey Birdman references itself so much that if you haven't seen every episode prior, you'll miss out on the HB experience. What appears as random is actually grounded in previous bits. 4. Beavis and Butthead Most younguns nowadays think of Beavis and Butthead as two guys critiquing videos. That's not true. I'm talking about the episodes, not the music video commentary. The concept is flawless and most episodes kick ass. Beavis and Butthead h

7 Signs Ur Falling For Someone
"7 signs ur falling for someone" Body: 1. - as soon as you get online-whose name do you look at first 2. - when you hear your phone ringing-who do u hope is calling 3. - when a love song comes on the radio-whos face comes to your mind 4. - whos name makes your heart skip a beat every time u hear it 5. - who is it that you always find yourself thinking about-wondering if they're thinking about you 6. - the whole time you were reading this bulletin, there was only 1 person on your mind..... 7. as soon as you read this you will wonder if he/she is thinking about you...

Global Bomber Family Is Looking For You!!
Global Bomber Family Are you new on Fubar and unsure what a bombing family does? Have you gotten into a contest and have no one to help you to win,or even place? Come join a family who will stand behind you in every way,help you in your contest,and just show you a good time with friendly people. Yes,there are rules,but every family has them... these aren't harsh,are made with practicality and reason,so what are you waiting for???? COME JOIN US !!!!!!!!!

Mexican Earthquake
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada sends troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. Saudi Arabia sends oil. Other Latin American countries send supplies. The European community (except France) sends food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, sends two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones. God bless America!

Senior Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? >We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." "Yes, she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around back there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old timers up against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of t the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans agains

16 Things To Do At A Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code white'in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously

Insanity
Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Three Doctors, 1993 In a mad world only the mad are sane. Akira Kurosawa (1910 - 1998) There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), "On Reading and Writing" Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer? George Price When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane. Hermann Hesse (1877 - 1962) There is no great genius without some touch of madness. Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD), Epistles You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it. Robin Williams (1951 - ) The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best fr

Strange Things Happening....
This is my first blog EVER written so please be patient. I have had some weird things happen to me ever since I got pregnant almost 9 years ago. Lets just say they are "Ghostly" things that I can't explain, but I will try. I have had times where I have heard voices mainly what I thought was my son standing next to me trying to get in my bed and he told me to move over and when I lifted the covers noone was there. I have felt somebody pull the covers over me and when I looked noone was there. I have felt my body float and when I feel it I feel my body then hit the bed. Music jewelry boxes have just started playing when I leave a room(a jewelry box that I didnt even knew played music and have had for 3 years), TVs have just started changing channels on its own, in the middle of the night water faucets came on full blast! I have even seen shadows walk by. I dont get freaked out because whatever it is doesnt seem to be evil or harmful but the activity is steady.So I would like to hear anyb

Chinese Newlyweds
The Chinese Newlyweds A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On the wedding night, she gets naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting juss anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he asks, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride. A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try someting I have heard about ..numbaa 69". More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries..."You want...chicken wiff broccori ??

Going Pee
Polite Way to Pee > > During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good > > manners, asked her students the following question: > > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young > > lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" > > Michael said, "Just a minute, I have to go pee." > > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite." > > "What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" > > Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. > > I'll be right back." > > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom > > at the dinner table." > > "And you, little Eddie, can you tell us how you would handle this?" > > "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to > > shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce > > you to after dinner." > > The teacher fainted....

Order In The Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are > things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now > published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while > these exchanges were actually taking place. > > > ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > WITNESS: No, I just lie there. > ___________________________________________________ > > ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > ______________________________________ > ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? > WITNESS: Yes. > ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > WITNESS: I forget. > ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you > forgot? > _____________________________________ > ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > W

What's With Airplane Food?
So what's with airplane food? Huh? I mean, is it even food? It tastes more like garbage. Speaking of garbage, what's with garbagemen? Who could do that? What a stinky job. Speaking of stinky jobs, one time I hadn't showered in two weeks and I still convince a girl to suck my grimy pisscock. She was a little drunk at the time, and maybe a little bit high on rohypnol, but I consider it a fair play because I drank roofies as well. It's not like I did anything wrong. After all, it was her decision to come to the funeral, not mine. I'm not the one who killed her grandmother two nights prior. Perhaps it was me who gave the old bag an orgasm which caused the heart attack, but that doesn't make me directly responsible. She should have gotten her heart checked out before going to work that night. I hate people that blame me for their problems. "Waa, boohoo, my mom died, I'm pregnant, give me child support." Fuck you. So a guy has sex with his girlfriend's sister the week

Discouraged With Fubar To Say The Least.
Well, I am getting a little discouraged about Fubar. The contest went bad, I was accused of things I did not do, and my comment ability was taken away. I have emailed 3 times to support and no one has bothered getting back to me. They just don't care. Those 2 nasty women have written ugly things about me and that is okay because they are friends with Support. They can get by with what ever they want. So I enter what seems like a harmless contest and then all Hell breaks loose. I haven't really even been on Fubar. Every time I log on and see no email back from Support, I get more discouraged. Sorry if it seems like I am ignoring you all but there really isn't much I can do on Fubar any more but blog and use the shoutbox that doesn't work 50% of the time. It being Friday was supposed to be a good day. I get woken up by Peter at 5:30 in the morning with him searching for his wallet. He is tearing apart the house looking for his wallet. Keeps coming in the room, yell

Case Of The Missing Tent
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

Would You??
MARK ALL THAT APPLY 1.date? [] 2.love? [] 3.kiss? [] 4.lick? [] 5.touch ? [] 6.hate? [] 7.love? [] 8.strip for? [] 9.stare at? [] 10.marry? [] 11.please? [] 12.tease? [] 13.go out with? [] 14.make out? [] 15.suck? [] 16.fight? [] 17.help? [] 18.hug? [] 19.dance with? [] 20.hurt? [] 21.have sex with? []

No Free Lunch
No Free Lunch There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some Exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one of the exchange students, a young man, kept rubbing his back and stretching as if it hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting the communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question, "Do you know how to catch wild pigs?" The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke, "You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a f

Halloween
Samhain (pronounced saw-an), commonly referred to as Halloween, is a religious holiday celebrated by witches all over the world. The festival traditionally is a feast for the gathering of the family in love and remembrance. All the family including one's ancestors. Witches do not regard physical death as an end but merely one more event in a continuing progress of the soul's in its path toward fulfillment of divine destiny. Because of these beliefs, it is only natural at this time of year to invite our beloved ancestors to remember and to celebrate with us. If you do not find these beliefs in conflict with your own personal beliefs, please join us in the following ritual of thanksgiving and remembrance. Whether you join with us or not, May you walk in the Light of the Lady and know the Wisdom of the Lord. Blessed Be. After you have shared the bounty of your harvest with the children of your neighborhood (candy, etc) and the house has settled down for the night, d

Malpractice
A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed. “Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.” “What!” gasps the patient. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?” “Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”

Summary Of My Last Year On The Computer
Summary of my last year on the computer: I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out f

Any Given Time (message To God)
-ANY GIVEN TIME HE'D BE THERE -I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY NO MORE -ANY GIVEN TIME HE'S RIGHT HERE -YOU'RE EMBEDED IN MY SOUL FOR SURE -ANY GIVEN TIME I SEE -THE BEAUITY THAT IS ALWAYS ME -ANY -GIVEN -TIME -I SWEAR BY THE LORD AND THE MOON -IN THE SKY -FIVE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING -I BE CALLING YOU -I'M TOTALY LOST WITH OUT YOUR LIGHT -I WOULDN'T BE HERE WITHOUT YOU GOD -I FINDING MYSELF STRIVING HARD ALL THE TIME -NOT A SINGLE DAY GOES BY -MERCY WITHOUT BOASTING -GIFTS WITHOUT TERMS -GOODNESS WITHOUT ANGER -FOREGIVE WITHOUT REASON -ANY GIVEN TIME -I DO MY BEST TO STRIVE -IN YOUR NAME I RISE -THE APPLE OF MY EYE -EVEN WHEN I'M ALL ALONE -YOU'RE CLOSER THAN THE VIENS IN MY NECK -EVEN WHEN I'M ASLEEP -EVEN WHEN I'M IN IT TO DEEP -EVEN WHEN I'M ALL GONE -YOU'RE CLOSER THAN THE VIENS IN MY NECK -EVEN AS I'M WRITING THIS SONG -EVEN WHEN I'M ON A HIGH -EVEN WHEN I TRY TO TOUCH THE SKY -ANY GIVEN TIME HE'D BE THERE -I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO SAY NO MORE -A

Math Lesson
A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well, my teacher asked me, 'What's 3 times 2', and I said '6.'" The father replies, "Well, that's correct." The boy says, "I know. Then she asked me, 'What's 2 times 3.'" The father then replies, "Well, what the fuck is the difference?" The boys says, "Well that's what I said!"

Friendship
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quiet a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' 'He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

Oops Ya Missed It
So apparently baileys does wonders for my inhibitions, as per usual... went on cam last night, i know a couple of you found me there :p i'm not gonna post details but i will restate, if i'm on cam, it'll say so in my status, and how to find me is listed in the HOT SEX post of this blog ;) (i'm a bit of an exhibitionist, can we tell?) ~~Sin

Fubar
SO i got on this site a while ago... to lazy to read when up there. i was having fun with it made a couple mumms. then one of them got pulled cus it said do you think marjuana is a drug or a plant. turns out it wasn't safe for werk.. so just in case thats why i put this blog nsfw. anyhow... it wont let me mumm any more and that was like 3 months ago. whats up with this. i spend more time on myspace any way... i dunno i guess im not a great friend of fubar. this place is kinda dark...i quess i will have to lighten it up a bit.-AmAnDAlyNn

Attn Former Fallout Slammers & Fubar Friends
My wife is in a contest, and she's getting her ass kicked. If you can find the time, please stop by and rate & comment. All the love will be repaid in your time of need. I thank you in advance.

Offend The Blondes !
A blonde was using a weed-whacker in her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

The Raven..
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; -- vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow -- sorrow for the lost Lenore For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me -- filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating, "'Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door Some late visiter entreating entrance at my chamber do

A Smile Just For Him
I have came to know something just the other day. That I really miss my Saint! I love him so dearly and wish I could be in his arms every day. But I know that we live so very far away from each other so it is going to be hard to see him. But I will get to see him again here soon. My kids, my dad, and my Saint are my rocks. They push me through each day and even though it is hard for me to be without my Saint and my dad I still know that they are with me! Thank you My Saint for having the faith in me! I love you!

Notta
thought id say a few words being im new to the site -- im 36 and love to meet new ppl and have fun- i just had gastric bypass surgery this past JAN 19th and ive lost like 230 lbs so far and im feeling great - so stop by and ill return the favor!!!

Profound Sayings
Don't miss the beautiful colors of the rainbow while you're looking for he pot of gold at the end of it. The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don't know what I am doing, someone else does. What light, I'm still looking for the tunnel. People who say nothing is impossible should try gargling with their mouths closed. Ideas are like children-no matter how much you admire someone else's, you can't help liking your own best. Truth does not depend on a consensus of opinion. Noah didn't wait for his ship to come in, he built one. Adolescence is the awkward age when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible. Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope...today is getting from one to the other. Success consists of getting up just one more time than you've fallen down. Some days you're the bug, some days the windshield. The reward for a job well done is the opportunity to do more. Every time I think abo

Today On World Rock Radio
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Two Subcategories Of Pns
Afferent- transmits potentails from sensory organs to CNS. - Sometimes called the sensory division since sensory impluses are sent toward CNS for intergration. Efferent- transmitts potentials from CNS to effector organs such as muscles. - Sometimes called the motor division since the impulses sent from the CNS usually cause musccles to contract.

Pretty Lady Contest Updated!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Adult Questions
1. Is there anyone on your “top friends’ list you would ever consider having sex with? yeah only Chris tho for now haha 2. What side of the bed do you usually sleep? depends on where I fall asleep at 3. Have you ever had sex with someone that you hated? well I hate those 2 now so hmm 5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? I haven't puked for years 6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? nope not a stripper 7. Shower or bath? shower 8. Do you pee in the shower? no 9. Mexican or Chinese? chinese 10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? haha mixture of both....lets have fun 11. Do you love someone on your top friends? yes Chris and a few select other friends 12. Have you ever slept with anyone on your top friends? chris i have 13. Love or money? love....it lasts forever money doesnt. 14. Credit cards or cash? cash, credit cards can screw up your life. 15. Has there ever been

The Blind Man !!
One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet and a sign that read: "I am blind, please help." A creative publicist was walking by and stopped to observe. He saw that the blind man had only a few coins in his hat. He dropped in more coins and, without asking for permission, took the sign and rewrote it. He returned the sign to the blind man and left. That afternoon the publicist returned to the blind man and noticed that his hat was full of bills and coins. The blind man recognized his footsteps and asked if it was he who had rewritten his sign and wanted to know what he had written on it. The publicist responded: "Nothing that was not true. I just wrote the message a little differently." He smiled and went on his way. The new sign read: "Today is Spring and I cannot see it." Sometimes we need to change our strategy. If we always do what we've always done, we'll always get what we've always gotten. And remember to

Apples & Grapes !!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the >tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are >afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the >apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the >top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're >amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one >who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. > > >Now Men. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to >women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something >acceptable to have dinner with. > > >Share this with all the good apples you know

I Am Real Lol
Hi to all my friends, sorry i haven't gotten to everyones pages yet. I didn't realize i had so many fiends on here. I was shocked when i saw it was 32 !!! I am trying my best to get around to everyone. I have a 360 page and a myspace page too. lol Plus 3 children so i'm goin round and round lol. If you would like to reach me, my yahoo id is lovinmamaofthree. Between work, 3 kids, and 3 different pages, i'm a busy woman. lol . I've bought most of you a drink, if i have missed your page please let me know. You can also return the favor lol , i'm still dry LMAO. I enjoy this site alot, and i have quite a few hotties on my page lol. Well , my son has decided to share his breakfast with me, so i now have to go change his icky butt lol, i'll be around , bye for now all !!!

Tgif
Just droppin' in on this Friday morning to say "HI". And am I EVER glad that today is Friday. I am SO ready, as usual, for the weekend. It been a REALLY long week, and the time is NOW...to chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllll! Hopefully, my work day today, will go by smoothly and quickly. Our bed came apart the other day...no biggie deal to fix, you say...that is, unless you have a waterbed like we do, and then it's a pain in the butt. I think when we were messin' with that the other day, I maybe have hurt myself....lol I say that because a little over a yr. ago, I cracked a rib....and I'll be, if I didn't mess around with that bed, and now, a few days later, that spot I hit is really sore...and is beginning to feel just like the cracked rib I had before...except that one was low...and this one is up high...closer to my boob and armpit! lol If I haven't cracked it, I've at least bruised it pretty bad....it is really beginning to hurt, depending on the movements I make. Ho

Espresso Love
She gets the sun in the daytime Perfume in the dusk And she comes out in the night time With the honeysuckle musk Because she smells just like a rose And she tastes just like a peach She got me walking where the wildlife goes Id do anything to reach her And she was made in heaven Heavens in the world Is this just espresso Love You know I'm crazy for the girl She call me just to talk Shes my lover, shes a friend of mine She says hey mister you wanna take a walk In the wild west end sometime And I get trouble with my breathing She says boys don't know anything But I know what I want I want everything Well I feel so good cos I feel so good And I feel so good cos it feels so right I was made to go with my girl Like a saxophone was made to go with the night And she can raise one eyebrow Put her hand on my hip And I close one eye now Sweat on her tip And I surrender to the fever She love me so tender I got to believe her Love? espresso loves alright I

Help Make Lisasweet Godmother!!!
Okie dokie my chicadees this friend of mine is trying to make Godmother so if you're looking for someone to spank during happy hour or not; please swing by my dear friend here & see if you can help her out. I promise you she is one that WILL return all luv shown! lisasweet ~ member of sunshine angels friends club@ fubar ~*~XOXO~*~Lizzy

My Daddy
MY DADDY...taught me to ride a bike MY DADDY...would let me sit in the front seat MY DADDY...carried me when my feet got tired MY DADDY...introduced me to the ocean MY DADDY...told me stories from his childhood MY DADDY...spoiled me roten MY DADDY...took me to the beach MY DADDY...gave me the world MY DADDY...loved the chicago cubs MY DADDY...gave me my first hot dog MY DADDY...let me be his helper at work MY DADDY...watched cartoons with his grandson MY DADDY...loved coffee early in the mornign MY DADDY...was the smartest man i knew MY DADDY...got sick MY DADDY...couldnt carry me anymore MY DADDY...died MY DADDY...didnt know i loved him MY DADDY...never told me he loved me MY DADDY...thought he couldnt pull through MY DADDY...left me MY DADDY...wont know how i felt MY DADDY...was my hero

It's Gonna Be One Of Those Days
Yep, i'm gonna be having loads of fun today!!! For any who have or know someone that has fibromyalgia you know how day to day life can be with this. According to my doctor my prognosis is poor.....yay what a thought. Today i get to go be mentally evaluated. this is because i am claiming disability. So basically this evaluation is really more where a shrink is going to try to tell me my problems are "all in your head". If it was all in my head i wouldn't have days were i can hardly move....so i wish it was all in my head, lmao. Maybe i'll see if i can cause the shrink to think they need counseling. now that would be fun!!! Anyway.....i hope everyone has an awesome day!!!! Myspace Comments (kind of looks like me!!!!)

Why??? (rant Time)
I have not figured out yet why some guys just have no clue. When did it become acceptable to trample over boundaries? For example.. (Read Bottom Up) ->sinlessfur...: besides a pissed off expression and a much higher set of values then u have? NONE OF YOUR CONCERN HAGD sinlessfur...: yea , i have one of those too...what r u wearing ->sinlessfur...: my wedding ring sinlessfur...: what r u wearing I would have thought I made it plain... wedding ring = not interested. I know not all men out there are like this. In fact I have many dear friends on Fubar who are men who treat me with the hightest respect. LOL Even those I often flirt with and dool over. I mean, yeah I am married not dead. I flirt just as much as the next person... most of the time more then many. But there is always a line you don't cross and signals you don't ignore. Why in the world can't they make it mandatory in say HS that we all ( yes we woman can be as bad as any man) take a class called NOT INTER

On The Go - Go - Go!!!
It's been a busy few days and unusually...I haven't had a whole lot of free time. I went into an interview on Tues and started work weds. Kinda funny. Yesterday (my second day on the job) I was supposed to work 11:30-7 with a break and ended up working 10:30-8:30 without a break. The owners are amazing and seem to know that I know what I am doing. I better!! I've only had several years experience. LOL! I am technically still in training, but its amazing how soo many stupid common sense things have been explained to me. I subtly remind people that I have a good 5 yrs experience under my belt already by saying things like "We used to do the same thing at my old restaraunt" According to Patty (owner) the waitresses are amazed that I seem to know what I am doing and at how quickly I catch on. LOL! Apparently my hints are too subtle. Today is day 3 and I will have my own section. Super cool. I will probably be off training on Saturday. We have to wait and see. Today will be the first

Wisdome
I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights. I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you second chance. I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back. I've learned tha

Funny!
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, 'Son, come with me.' He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, 'That tractor is needed here on the farm and I promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car.' The boy was not too happy but he did understandthat situation and said, 'Okay, Dad.' A week later, his second son (10 years old)approaches him wanting a new two-wheelbicycle. Well, he gets the same excuse . 'as soon as that tractor is paid for . . ' Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest, comes bugging him for a tricycle. Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractor being paid for first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than a little disgusted with the whole thing, sees a rooster mating with one of the hens and promptly goes over and kicks the rooster off the

Dream Info
Dream-Related Questions What is the average amount of dreams a person usually has in one night? The average person has about 3 to 5 dreams per night, but some may have up to 7 dreams in one night. The dreams tend to last longer as the night progresses. During a full 8-hour night sleep, two hours of it is spent dreaming. Please tell me is it unusual for an individual to have multiple dreams during the course of one night's sleep? Is this normal? I normally dream two or three dreams in one night. It is not at all unusual for a person to have more than one dream per night. In fact, it is perfectly normal! The trick is remembering all your dreams. Some people have trouble remembering one single dream, let alone multiple dreams. Does a person dream all night? If not, when do they? No, a person does not spend the entire night dreaming. A person spends about two hours in the dream state per night. A person moves through the four stages of the sleep cycle throughout the nig

I Feared
I feared being alone Until I learned to like Myself . I feared failure Until I realized that I only Fail when I don't try. I feared success Until I realized that I had to try in order to be happy with myself. ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* I feared people's opinions Until I learned that people would have opinions about me anyway. I feared rejection Until I learned to have faith in myself . I feared pain Until I learned that it's necessary for growth ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******* I feared the truth Until I saw the ugliness in lies. I feared life Until I experienced its beauty . I feared death Until I realized that it's not an end, but a beginning. ************ ********* ********* ********* ****** I feared my destiny , Until I realized that I had the power to change my life. I feared hate Until I saw that it was nothing more than ignorance . I feared love Until it

~i'm Back~
Soooooooooo. Some of you may have noticed (or not noticed?) that I haven't been around for the past...like week. I went to a totally awesome concert in New York City last friday night, and came back sunday afternoon to a very very sad computer. After a week of having various friends look at it and taking it down to the 'geek squad' at best buy, it is now fixed. I'm not exactly sure what was wrong with it, all I know is I'm really psyched to have it back! All of my files seem to still be here. which is a relief. I don't think I could have handled losing all of my music and pictures and favorites etc. That would have sucked like no other. Anyways. I have to get back to things. BUT. I will be online for awhile tonight and can't wait to chat with some people i've been missing like woah :P ex~oh cassie~lynn

Leaving In A Few Minutes
7 am, Friday, Oct. 19th I am heading up to our regional office today for a pre-meeting before our BIG meeting of all personnel for the company tomorrow. I am leaving in a few minutes to head up and spend the night. For entertainment tonight I might go out with some others from my team to a pretty good strip club and enjoy the evening. That could be fun. Jamie... I will finish your story Sunday morning when I return home... I promise. I am so sorry this story has taken so long to get to you. I feel terrible. I do believe you very much enjoy the ending of this story I am writing for you. It involves me, you and another couple... oh yeah. Have a great weekend everyone. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage

Happy Birthday To Me
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1st Contest!! Win A Free Happy Hour!!
HELLO EVERYONE!! THIS IS MY FIRST CONTEST AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE THIS ONE OF THE HOTTEST CONTESTS CURRENTLY ACTIVE!! I AM A DEPLOYED SOLDIER IN IRAQ AND HALLOWEEN IS COMING UP, I'M FEELING A LITTLE GENEROUS AND WOULD LIKE TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF THE SUPPORTERS OUT THERE!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HOST A CONTEST STARTING ON OCT 22 AND END AT MIDNIGHT ON HALLOWEEN!! ANY PICTURE EXCEPT FOR NSFW WILL BE ALLOWED, COSTUME PICTURES ARE ENCOURAGED!! COMMENT BOMBING IS ALLOWED, YOU CAN BOMB YOUR OWN PICTURE IF YOU WOULD LIKE! FIRST PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A HAPPY HOUR! SECOND PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE SECOND HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 7 DAY BLAST. THIRD PLACE: THE PERSON WITH THE THIRD HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS WILL WIN A 3 DAY BLAST. If you are interested, please send me an email with your picture or a link to your picture that you would like to submit and I will place them in the Contest Album.

Things That Piss Me Off..
The Pillsbury doughboy is "way" too happy considering he has no genitals. Also, I hate the comparison of him to myself. I`m tired of little kids running up to me in the mall and to and shoving their fingers into my belly button waiting for me to giggle... get out of here before I shove my orange julius up your ass!! When something is "new and improved," which is it? If it`s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it`s an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Make up your fucking minds!!! People who are willing to get off their ass to search the room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." What good is a damn cake you can`t eat? What, should I eat someone else`s cake instead? When people say, "It`s always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you`ve found it? Do people do this? Who

Pretty Lady Contest!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

"all That Glitters"
~All That Glitters~ The sweet cotton candy kiss of transcendental bliss. Ambiance of rainbow lasers, psychedelic tour de force. Forests in a sunken city- mirrors capturing dimensions, vegetation non-existent only plastic hollow souls. Tears of wax and candle lit emotions, ocean waves without a sign of rhythm Vacant minds of broken rhymes Convoluted gray pollution, intricate distortion chiseled deeply in the fundamental heart of all. A somatic torn sensation, reincarnation of temptation masturbation of the truth. Artificial adulation, limpid laughter reigned by shadows in a silent darkened tone. Savage beasts, a feast of flesh and rugged bones. A sunken prism in a prison of absurd cannibalism and chaotic endless echoes in the form of scented porn. And the music’s thunderous Notes of lightning roar and soar, desensitizing this corrupted paradise of corroded parasites. And the X is running strong and the sweat consumes the thongs and the drinks are

Finally Reached It!
WELL I AM THERE! GODMOTHER! TOOK SOME WORK BUT I DID IT! With all the work came some really big enlightening moments too. I asked for help several times, and I guess everyone was too busy. Unfortunately this makes me sad, cause I really have tried to help everyone I could. So this makes me see that I have to clean house today. Now I do understand that I have been obsessed with leveling for the last few days. I apologize to those that have been by me thru it. I can now relax and enjoy Fubar like I should. So...please don't be surprised if you things differently from this end. Its just a matter of principal to me. Hugs and Kisses to those that give love back!..MUAH THANK YOU FOR ALL THE HELP THOSE THAT DID!!..:) P.S. I just Love this song!..LOL

What We Are Made Of....
You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. :-) A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word. In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me what you see." "Carrots, eggs, and coffee," the daughter replied. Her mother brou

And My Tab Is...$$$$$$$$
Have you ever.... -Smoked pot -- $10 -Did acid -- $15 -Ever had sex at church -- $25 -Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 -Had sex with someone on MySpace /360-- $25 -Had sex for money -- $100 -Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20 -Vandalized something -- $20 -Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 -Beat up someone -- $20 -Been jumped -- $10 -Crossed dressed -- $10 -Given money to stripper -- $25 -Been in love with a stripper -- $20 -Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 -Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 -Ever drive drunk -- $20 -Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 -Used toys while having sex -- $30 -Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20 -Went skinny dipping -- $5 -Had sex in a pool -- $20 -Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 -Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 -Cheated on your significant other -- $10 -M

Re-evaluate?
Have you ever thought you should do some spring cleaning in your life? There is just some stupid shit that's gettin to me...and i think i need to wash it out....i dunno. I try to be a good friend....listen to people..but then when i have a problem...it's like where the hell is everyone? Well anyway...here's to life

Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 19,2007
Your social energy is just about perfect right now -- and for you, that means quite a lot! It's a great time to reconcile with those who've wronged you, or maybe to forge newer and stronger connections.

Living
i live among the living yet my emotions are dead going thru the motions another day of dread alone and empty my body no longer mine i follow it down the dark path of death wanting the comfort of the man in black he is all i want

Trust
seems to me that when you ask someone to help you and they do and then they turn around and say well this one is MORE important than you and taking you at the last minute it is a little p[ainful & spiteful to sit here and gripe but i was promised that i would be taken to see my cousin t oday and then the person who is my friend turns and says well this lady promised me gas money AFTER i TOLD HIM I WOULD DO THE SAME AND EVEN FIX BREAKFAST for him too so he wouldnt get hungry. dont figure does it...hes achurch going 7th day adventist and i hate talkin behind him but Gods, last minute changes here does not work, i guess ill just have to go in the rain, get sick and whatever. grrrrrrr :(

Saints Q & A's
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The New Orleans Saints. Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q: How do you keep a New Orleans Saint out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in New Orleans in case of a tornado? A: To the Superdome - they never get a touchdown there. Q: What do you call a New Orleans Saint with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief!! Q: Why was Sean Payton upset when the New Orleans Saints play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet. Q: What's the difference between the New Orleans Saints and a dollar bill? A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many New Orleans Saints does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we will never find out. Q: What do the New Orleans Saints and possums have in common? A: Both play dea

Hillary Clinton?
Who said each of these statements? ..> 1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." A. Karl Marx B. Adolph Hitler C. Joseph Stalin D. None of the above 2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity." A. Lenin B. Mussolini C. Idi Amin D. None of the Above 3) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." A. Nikita Khrushev B. Jose f Goebbels C. Boris Yeltsin D. None of the above 4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own...in order to create this common ground." A. Mao Tse Dung B. Hugo Chavez C. Kim Jong Il D. None of the above 5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." A. Karl Marx B. Lenin C. Molotov D. None of the above 6) "I think it's time

Youngsoldier's Contest Pimpout Softball Junkie
YoungSoldier917 is hosting a contest!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please help support this young soldier in Iraq!!! His entire contest album is here: http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1093084&albumid=619739# http://www.fubar.com/images.php?u=1093084&albumid=619739# COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! TODAY’S PIMPOUT IS FOR: Softball Junkie COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! COMMENT BOMBERS ARE NEEDED!!!! Please comment bomb Softfall Juinkie's picture and help support this young soldier in Iraq! Thank you very much! AngelinOK (D)(B)(D) (D)(B)(D)

Don't Stop Now....follow Through.
One more attempt If you are always willing to make one more attempt, you can reach whatever goal you choose. No matter what results you get, the only real failure is when you stop making the effort. When you are mistaken, you can learn. When you are knocked down, you can get back up. When you find that you've veered off track, you can correct your direction. When you discover that circumstances have changed, you can make adjustments accordingly. Eventually, you'll reach the point at which the next attempt you make is the one that will complete the desired accomplishment. What a shame it would be to stop just one effort short of success. For that next effort will make all the others pay off. Commit yourself to making one more effort, one more attempt, as often as necessary, and anything is within your reach. Keep making that one more attempt, keep getting back up, and keep moving forward in the direction of your goal, one step after another. And you will surely get there.

Goosebumps Anyone?
A couple of days ago I decided to watch an episode of R.L. Stine's Goosebumps with Mami and Luvy. Of course it was Luvy's idea because she knows that those damn ventriloquist dolls freak me out. Anyway I noticed that that particular episode was the sequel to one of the books I read so I just pretty much spent most of my time hiding under the convers, holding on to Mami for dear life. The point is I think it's pretty cool they've made it into a series considering you can't get children to crack a book nowadays. Anyone else watch it? p.s. tomorrow they're going to give the sequel 'movie' to another book i used to have! :) I'm such a child. lol

Why Is It??
Current mood: angry,hurt,sad... Listening to:Already Over Pt2 by Red Why is it people do the things they do?Lead you along,make u feel so good about yourself and everything and then when u arent paying attention they turn around and say something stupid?Especially when they know u'll find out about it? Im so sick of trying to get close to someone,actually succeeding and they turn around and do something stupid...I started liking this guy a lot,and he finally told me he wanted to date me..Well when i wasnt around he goes and tells someone else he wants to go see another girl and try to date her right after he just told me he wanted me!Wtf man....If u really didnt want me or want me in any way,u shouldve said something to me..Not lead me on...Definitely not go and say something like that...I dont know if i really want an explanation or just leave it alone..I hate the fact i was crying because of that,and i hate the fact i feel like i was fucked with..im so angry and hurt right now.

Right Wing Distractions
Batocchio of Vagabond Scholar and Blue Herald has a in-depth breakdown of the smear job done on an American family by the right wing. Posts like this illustrate why progressive bloggers surpass all other forms of news media. You just cannot find a journalist in any form of traditional media or even on internet news sites who is willing to do the work that Batocchio does here. (and on top of that- linking ALL of it -so that you can see the facts for yourself). Batocchio's fine journalism reveals just how the right wing smear machine works. While they are spewing their venom and lies at American children, soldiers, progressives, and politicians who are trying to get our troops out of an unnecessary war, progressive bloggers are responding with facts, figures, and sanity. The whole mess about SCHIP is insane- They are taking away healthcare for working American families because-- why? again? Because a few adults (in some states, not Texas) may actually get a little coverage too. Wel

Re: Imf Badmouths The Dollar In Open Attack On U.s. Middle Class
RE: IMF Badmouths The Dollar In Open Attack On U.S. Middle Class ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 19 Oct 2007, 05:33 IMF Badmouths The Dollar In Open Attack On American Middle Class Mirroring recent rhetoric from Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson, the IMF has publicly badmouthed the dollar, claiming it is "overvalued" despite the fact it has lost over half of its value against the Euro since 2001, and predicts its plunge as part of a broader strategy to sink the American middle class. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/october2007/191007_open_attack.htm

Lmao!!!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today."

Crazy
Infatuation, intoxication... Overcome with sweet sensations... Living, breathing, eating, sleeping, drinking, dreaming you... You're the one my heart has longed for, You're the one my mind has sought. You're the one my spirit awaited Long before you were conscious thought. You are the answer to every question Asking me what's on my mind, You're the secret I keep inside me You're the treasure I long to find. You are the storm whose heat consumes me You are the rainbow that paints my sky You are the comfort my arms have reached for, You are the answer when someone asks, "Why?" If this is dream then stop me from waking Let me never sleep if all this is real, If this is delusion, dementia, insanity, I pray that this sickness will never be healed.

Lie To Me Once Shame On You
LIE TO ME TWICE SHAME ON ME LIE TO ME THE THIRD TIME , WE WILL SEE HE HE YOU GET WHAT YOU SOW , WHEN YOU LIE ABOUT SOMEONE, USE SOMEONE , TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE. SHAME SHAME , BECAUSE NOW YOU ARE BUSTED. YOU HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG " LADY " WHAT COMES AROUND GOES AROUND , AND KARMA IS ONE MOTHER FUCKER , IF I WAS YOU AND YOU KNOW EVERY WELL WHO YOU ARE , THEIR IS NOT A HOLE HUGE ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HIDE IN AND A ROCK FOR YOU TO CRAWL UNDER . SO . MSCAT GUESS WHAT YOU MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE USING ME , SHAME SHAME ON YOU .

Update, October 19
Mmmm, sorry folks I haven't been around much. I've been busy with stuff lately, trying to find a job and all, so I really haven't spent much time putzing around here like usual. (Okay, that sounds really lame, but that's the best I can offer up.) I am, however, going to clean out some of my photos in the next few days...I thought I'd give fair warning, if anyone's really that interested in them. Anything with two or fewer comments will pretty much be up for consideration for removal. If you wanna copy them or save 'em or rip 'em or whatever, knock yourselves out! Anyway, I hope you're all ("y'all," to my Texan friends,) having a good time here, keep chillin'!

Beware!!!!!!1
BEWARE OF PAPER IN THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING (NOT A JOKE) Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating... You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car jackers ap pear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the car jacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised! Maybe even your KIDS!!! A purse contains all kinds of

Save The Red Arrows
Unbelievable !!! The world-famous Red Arrows have been banned from appearing at the 2012 London Olympics because they are deemed 'too British'. Organisers of the event say that the Arrows military background might be 'offensive' to other countries taking part in the Games. The display team have performed at more than 4000 events worldwide, but the Department of Culture, Media and Sport have deemed the display team 'too militaristically British'. Red Arrows pilots were said to be 'outraged', as they had hoped to put on a truly world class display for the Games, something which had never been seen before. Being axed from a British-based event for being 'too This came from my friend dazz ... and i totally support that the arrows should fly .... British' is an insult - the Arrows are a symbol of Britain. The Red Arrows have been excellent ambassadors for British overseas trade, as they display their British-built Hawk aircraft all over the world. The Arrows performed a sh

Contest Starts Tonight!
CONTEST STARTS TODAY!!! BEGINS @ 7PM EASTERN AND WILL RUN TILL 7PM EASTERN ON OCTOBER 26TH FRIDAY EVENING TILL FRIDAY EVENING! READ RULES BELOW! MOST COMMENTS WINS!!! RULES 1. Comment Bombing is Allowed and Self Comment Bombing is Encouraged (Commment bombing is commenting the same picture over and over) 2. Person With the Most Comments Wins 3. No Drama! No Harrasment of Other Players and and No Leaving Rude or Uncalled For Comments. 4. Any Complications That Arise Due To Fubar Technical Issues That Interfere With The Contest, Will Result In The Contest Being Closed, With No Prizes Awarded! 5. All Prizes Will Be Awarded On Saturday, October 27th! 6. Have Fun With This And good Luck to All 7. I Will Open The Album At 7PM Eastern Tonight So Please Tell your Friends! 8. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK TO ALL!! NOW THE GOOD STUFF!!!! Prizes: 1st 7 Day Blast 2nd 3 day Blast 3rd 1 Day Ticker 4th Big Pimping Gi

Witch Lore
Black it is believed witches wore black to be like the night. Native Americans associated black with learning and wisdom. The cone shape of the witch's hat was believed to direct energy from Higher dimensions to her mind and down through her body. Witches carried lanterns to illuminate the world above and below. Cats in North Africa and Greece, has been a symbol of the hearth, or Spirit of place. The buds of the willow branch were thought to resemble the paws of the Cat, a favorite pet of witches. The moon was believed to be a symbol of mysteries. The besom was believed to be the chosen mode of transportation for Witches, the besom was thought to symbolize the ability to blend home Life with travel to other spiritual dimensions.

A Few Halloween Rules
With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone. 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 8.

10/19/2007
You may not like the current situation all that much, but there's little you can do to change it just yet. Now is a good time to adapt and change your plans just enough to follow along with circumstances hahahahaha welcome to my life right :D

Zzzzzzzz
What would u do if u had alot a time on ur hands? Edward norton, started fight club..but do i wanna end up with my personal army, a girl & collapsed economy?? some of u r sayin' "yeah" but guys let me remind u that unfortunatly this isn't a movie, this is real. u wake up at 7 u go to work at 9 u finish 5-6 n u have like 30-48 hrs to kill before u passout. in between the 48 hours u still go to work n ur prayin' to get exausted enough to hit the sack!.... yeah it sucks! ok spending time doing a hobby or readin' or sitting on ur ass half naked watchn' tv, thinking ur master of the universe 'n eatin junk food would help ..sure that's a time killer, spending it with ur buddies in a local bar picking up women helps too, hell u might even find that long lost poetry book ur g.friend gave u once apon a time! gettin' wasted/stoned would do the trick, but if u wake up n find out that u've been OUT for a weak sleepin in a dumpster 'n kissing a dog.. don't blame me! I'd SHUTUP n take a pil

Mullet Festival...another Addition
well i just found out that keith anderson who sings picking wildflowers will also be there tonight. should be a fun night if it would ever quit raining on us. I know a lot of you don't like country music and that is fine, but the fact that our little town can get some huge named country stars is a miracle unto us.

Pretty Lady Contest!!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Support The British Red Arrows
Unbelievable !!! The world-famous Red Arrows have been banned from appearing at the 2012 London Olympics because they are deemed 'too British'. Organisers of the event say that the Arrows military background might be 'offensive' to other countries taking part in the Games. The display team have performed at more than 4000 events worldwide, but the Department of Culture, Media and Sport have deemed the display team 'too militaristically British'. Red Arrows pilots were said to be 'outraged', as they had hoped to put on a truly world class display for the Games, something which had never been seen before. Being axed from a British-based event for being 'too British' is an insult - the Arrows are a symbol of Britain. The Red Arrows have been excellent ambassadors for British overseas trade, as they display their British-built Hawk aircraft all over the world. The Arrows performed a short flypast in 2005 when the winning bid was announced, but their flypast at the Games

Friday Links: Jerry Springer, Mike Rowe, Steve Carrell, Chazz Palminterri - Turn On Your Paltalk! New Boobs On Ratemywow, Sound Clip Contest Continue
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy FriDEE, boys and girlies, the Opie and Anthony Show is more like The Tonight Show this morning with all the guests we have coming in, so if there was EVER a day you should Turn On Your Paltalk, it's TODAY. Check out what we have going on: - Our buddy Jerry Springer is stopping by to hang with the show. - Our good friend Mike Rowe from Dirty Jobs is going to be stopping by. - The one and Only Steve Carrell will be stopping by to promote his new film Dan In Real Life. - Hollywood heavyweight Chazz Palminterri will be stopping by to promote his one-man version of A Bronx Tale on Broadway, which Opie and Jim saw the other day. Want to see it? Get Your Tickets NOW! Yeah, busy day... so if you haven't done so already to check out Baby Girl and Audball and their boobs... Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the Opie and Anthony LIVE room! WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show

30 Days Of Night
30 Days Night Me and a friend went to see 30 Days Of Night yesterday at the Regal before it was suppose to be in movies today. My sister Angie got free tickets and couldn't go so she gave them to me. 92 and 93.5 were there and they were giving things out. I got a mouse pad with the saying 30 Days Of Night and its suppose to look like blood is underneath it that you can move around. Was wondering if anyone else was going to see this?

Confessional
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman." The priest asks, "What do you mean, almost?" "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." The man leaves confessional, says his prayers, and then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in."

New Pledge Of Allegiance.
WRITTEN BY A 15 yr. Old SCHOOL KID IN ARIZONA : New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) ! Since the Pledge of Allegiance And The Lord's Prayer Are not allowed in most Public schools anymore Because the word 'God' is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer : Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongu

Please Read And Put In Private Message
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u c

Strawberry Cookies (czechoslovakian)
1/2 lb butter, soften 1 cup sugar 2 large eggs 2 cups flour 1 cup walnuts, chopped 1/2 cup strawberry jam Grease an 8 x 8-inch pan. Cream butter & sugar. Add eggs & blend well. Gradually add flour. Spread evenly one-half of the butter mixture in bottom of pan. Spread evenly with the jam & sprinkle with chopped nuts. Spread the second half of the butter mixture on top of the jam. Bake at 325°F for about 45 minutes or until brown. Cut into bars when cool. (I made it myself awhile back, it was pretty good)

Potato Pancakes
Sift together into bowl 6 T. flour, 1 t. salt and 1/4 t. baking powder. Into blender pour Egg Beater or other egg substitute equivalent to 3 eggs. Start blender and add gradually 6 medium sized peeled potatoes, sliced or dices, and 1 small chopped onion. When mixture is uniform, pour it into dry ingredients and mix well with wooden spoon until blended. Spoon mixture into hot oil in skillet and fry until brown and crispy on both sides. Drain on paper towel and serve at once with sugar and/or your low-fat sour cream (made by blending cottage cheese).

Cheap Thrills At The Parker House (horror Story)
Cheap Thrills At The Parker House by Rich Logsdon I. Overwhelming evidence notwithstanding, thin and bespectacled Luke Matthews didn't believe in ghosts, werewolves, warlocks, witches, or demons. "To Hell with the Devil" had become a favorite expression of this tall, stooping intellectual, voiced particularly around fellow graduate students, who admired Luke for his abandonment of belief. To Luke, sitting now in his parent's living room, puffing on his pipe, watching the red glow of the setting sun, and studying the spire of the old Parker House through the leafless trees in the front yard, Hell was a fabrication of the Church and, therefore, a delusion. The views of this thin bespectacled man were reinforced by Neitzche, Marx, and Derrida, whom he claimed in seminar after seminar as his most significant influences. A doctoral student in English, studying at a major California university, Luke was finishing a dissertation applying deconstructive principles to Bronte's W

Cauliflower Polonaise
Place rinsed cauliflower with leaves removed stem-side-down into a pot at least 3" taller than top of the cauliflower. Add 1 t salt and 1 T sugar and scald with boiling water to cover. Bring to boil and cook several min. uncovered (to release strong 'cabbagy' odor), then reduce heat to med. and cook covered until fork-tender but not overcooked (about 20 - 30 min.). In saucepan brown 3-4 T plain bread crumbs in 3-4 T butter or margarine, salt & pepper lightly. Carefully transfer whole cauliflower to colander to drip-dry, then place it in serving dish, gently break it up into serving-sized portions and garnish with browned buttered bread crumbs. If too thick, add a little more butter to skillet. It should be pourable enough to be spooned over the cauliflower.

Blueberry Pierogi
Put a large pot of lightly salted water on stove to boil. Sift 2-1/2 c. flour onto bread-board and sprinkle with 1/2 t. salt. Break 1 egg into flour mound, add 1 T. salad oil and work into a dough, gradually adding about 1/2 c. water. Knead dough on floured board until smooth and place under warm bowl for 10 min. Sprinkle 2 - 3 c. washed, drained blueberries with 1 heaping T. sugar, 1 level T. plain bread crumbs and 1 level T. cornstarch and toss gently. Roll dough out thin, cut into rounds with glass or biscuit-cutter, place a spoonful of fruit onto round, fold in half, seal by finger-pinching and crimping with fork and drop into boiling water. Cover. when they float up, cook about 2-3 min. Remove with draining spoon and serve dusted with powdered sugar and topped with sour cream (or low-fat yogurt). (It's something to die for), one of the reasons my mother goes blueberry picking in the forest in the summer)

Just Want To Say Hello From Madrid
Hi there!! Sorry that I have been quiet for a long time but I am in Madrid now for vacation. I´m very happy right now because I have never been to Europe at all. I do hope things are well with everyone on here and take care. :) Jeremy

Rehab - Sittin' At A Bar Lyrics
Bar tender I really did it this time Broke my parole to have a good time When I got home it was 6 a.m. The door was locked so I kicked it in She was trippin' on the bills I think she was high on some pills She through my shit out into the yard Called me a bum and smacked me real hard And in my drunkin' stooper I did what I should of never done Now I'm sittin' here talking to you Drunk and on the run I'm sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the outside She broke my heart in the trailer park So I jacked the keys to her fuckin' car Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away You know mo I'll probably get ten years So just give me beers til they get here Yeah I know the sun is comin' up And ya'll are probably gettin' ready for closin' up But I'm trying to drown my soul I'm tired of this life on a dirt road And everythang that I love is gone And I'm tired of hangin' on She got me sittin' at a bar on the inside Waitin' for my ride on the

Why Me!!!!
I swear if I like someone, they are completely untouchable. I currently like 2 people, both of which, I can't have. There is Kaity, so is completely hot, but has a girlfriend. But she's still going to give me a tattoo. And she is super fun to hang out with. Then there is Matt, also known as Maria. She's a she for now, but it becoming a he. But I like her and HER. But she's also never been in a relationship... she's never been in any sort of relationship. She's tried but been shot down every time... so she doesn't try. She's also increadibly shy. So am I when it comes to this sort of thing. I don't know what to do. Kaity I know, is not a possiblity. But I really like Matt, we hung out all night and drank shamborge (sp) and champaign.... we drank a bottle and a half of champaign. She's so adorable and I just I don't know. I wish I knew what to do. I'd post a mumm to help, but people seem to hate gays on this site. Fucking bigots. AHH! I'm going crazy. Anyway.... Later.

Marry Me?!
This is called Fubar MARRIAGE! The first person to message you saying "I do." Will be your Fubar Husband/Wife. Now, this is just for fun. You'd be surprised who wants to be yours. Repost this or your marrige will be plagued with bad luck. Repost it with the title of "WHO WANTS TO MARRY ME?"

Everything
Every new beginning, comes from some beginnings end. Every time you kill me, I am born again. Every time you close that door, Another door is opened. And every time you say goodbye, a different word is spoken. Every time you look at me my back is facing you, And every time you ask to see me I'll have something else to do. Every time I join your game, You're not playing fair, And every time I really love you, I pretend that I don't care.

Slow Tears
I look up as a tear rolls slowly down my cheek I think about better days and wonder if I'll feel that way again you look at me with those eyes I know so well always serious, so deep and insightful as though you're always in control But not today not now Now you look so scared like for once you don't have the answer I gaze at you looking deep into those hazel eyes Hoping to understand why you've said those things you did I wonder for a moment if this is all a dream if I shall wake in the morning and be relieved you look at me with a confusion I have never seen slowly pull me towards you and wipe the tears from my cheek

Gah! Its Owwie!
Since Tuesday morning ive had some horible lower back pains. Cant figure out what I did. I woke up, got a MtDew, checked my email and within those 20 minutes suddenly my back started in painfully. Sitting down and standing up hurts. Its directly above my tailbone near the bottom of my spine. Pushing/leaning my pelvis in most directions hurts. Been taking some muscle relaxors[from canada, stronger then over the counter stuff here]/ibuprofen for the pain but its not doing hardly anything for it. Ive got a pretty high pain tollerance as well i think, so in order for me to be bitch about it or take something for it, makes it pretty fuckin painful. If its not better by monday Im going to find a doctor, idk that i can deal with this for much longer. Its worse in the mornings. I just woke up after sleeping for 3-4 hours and i could barely sit up to get out of bed I was in so much pain, and trying to sit down to use the bathroom is hell. Its always worse after i wake up. Ive been up f

Bumper Stickers For Women
BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE And last but not least: IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN

Yahoo Convo With Cora
**note Justin is one of my Cora's friend that she has the hots for, James is her brother* Raven: omg wtf Cora: what Raven: i just got the weirdest fucking image in my head Raven: justin completely randomly showing up at your house after he says brb to you on the computer kicks in your bedroom door whips his dick out and goes daddy would you like some sausage Cora: LMFAO WTF OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Raven: worse part of the image....daddy is sitting on your bed talking to you as justin kicks in your door and after justin says it and looks and sees your dad he drops like a dead body faints Raven: dick still out Cora: lmfao Cora: omg Cora: hahahahahahahahah Raven: he gets a scared omg wtf was i think he is going to kill me i think i pissed myself face as he falls Cora: hahahahahahahah Raven: then after justin falls daddy looks and you goes anyways then yall go back to what yall were talkin about Cora: lol thats daddy Raven: lol Raven: he kinda shook his head a little

Hmmm So What About This
so i been thru alot these days a lil hell and i am trying to be me again and its hard sometimes .. really hard i dont know i i just feel scard when iam along these days ... its like i feel a lil lost in everthing i know i can do things but i dont always let my self i glad the world is always wiling to bed for me i staring out he window of my pent house really wondering how i neded up here its my dads so what i am here he wasnmt ther when i was a younger at all never helped my mom its kinda like being in a differnt world realy i goneform a lil beach town to this cit y and i never really good how it fetl to stare out he window and just watch the whole world walking driving screaming by i see the ppl across the way having sexs that or killing each otherer o see so few of them with tehre lights on lol i kinda wonder who sees me ... not that that matters i just relized in being here theres so much more that i neverfelt like there was and that i could do mor

Who Would Win In A Fight: Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan, Or Captain Jack Sparrow?
I have my money on... me. I would eat Captain Crunch, and then drink Captain morgan with Captain Jack Sparrow. When he got all drunk, I would cut off one of his dreadlocks and strangle him with it. I'd be like, "You forgot one thing, mate. I'm Caramello Koala!" Sorry, that was bad. It's a cool concept, I just delivered the whole thing terribly. I hate comedians who do that. They have really good ideas, but present them like shit and it makes me sick. Just look at this writing - terrible script. I even used the word "terrible" twice in one paragraph. I deserve to be beaten. If you live in the Atlanta area, gimme a call and we can arrange a time when you can bludgeon my face with zuccini bread. Why zuccini bread? What the hell is wrong with me? Captain Crunch tastes good, but it's really sharp and pointy on my delicate palate tissue. The best cereals are as follows: 1. Life 2. Cinnamon Life 3. Honey Graham Life 4. 2/3 Frosted Flakes, 1/3 regular flake mix I heard on the ra

Brain Storming Or Thought Shower?
Good morning and guess what? Ok you give I can tell by instant silence overwhelming my screen, however one could not answer back that quick in an email now could they? I would not want you to brain storm this early in the morning without due cause. Ut oh…I just did a foo par and no a foo par is not a Chinese donut! It is a Martyism in where as the party of the first part, ME is using that parity of words to communicate that I made a verbal error. The error comes in offending a person or person’s with the phrase “Brain Storming” …. Now you say who on earth would be offended by uses that terminology? Well British teachers were told a few years back not to use brain storming because it might offend a person who has epilepsy. I am not making this up it shows you how thin skinned or let me put this more in a way which better serves up how the planet thinks now… no I am not brain storming I am Thought Showering and word storming so I do not offend. We have become so overwhelmed by trying not

Fall Foliage
NuttinButtSexxy I went for a walk among The fall foliage, wondering If the denuded trees Were that way from the sudden Cold and wind or had they died And I would find brittle Branches that would Crack rather than bend when pressed. Each day as the shadows of Winter’s night shorten the day’s Shadows of migrating geese Passing overhead southward And chopping wood Reminds me that My limbs still flex Yet I prefer the warm press of Your body to next to mine Over that of the nights fire. The summer’s green Grass now brown Longer softens the Glare of the gray sky Through leafless branches Highlighting winter’s chill Yet flannel can suffice, yet My preference Is you. Poet

At Tarantula Lil's (horror Story)
At Tarantula Lil's by Richard Logsdon I. Worn around the edges, yet dreaming of vampire strippers, Professor Michael Haddux drove his dilapidated black ‘85 Buick Le Sabre into the parking lot of Tarantula Lil’s. It was getting late, approaching midnight, and a full moon shone brilliantly overhead like a fluorescent clock. His heart racing with nervous excitement, Michael had decided to risk his good reputation in the academic community for one night at the club that Time magazine had described as the wildest and dirtiest strip club in America. "This could be a delightfully enjoyable, even bloody night," murmured Professor Haddux to himself as he parked out back of the club, turned off the ignition and climbed out of his car. Because of recurring nightmares and severe episodes of depression, he hadn’t slept well for days. He thought that he vaguely remembered having taken his medication that morning. Adjusting his bright red tie, he walked toward Tarantula ‘Lil’s, the new top

Who's Got The Monopoly Now?
Walk into the toy section at Walmart. Eighty five percent of the games will be a variation of Monopoly. Ironicopoly? And they're all marked "Collectors Edition." Are there actually people that collect derivations of this game? Do Corvette enthusiasts actually buy Corvette Monopoly? I like Family Guy, but I can't imagine how replacing the original Monopoly pictures with characters from Family Guy would make the game any more thrilling. Some titles are labeled "Limited Edition." What does that mean? Aren't all versions limited? Are there an infinite number of non-limited games? Of all these derivations, there is no Monopoly drinking game. Can you believe that? Hasbro made a "Cocktailopoly" to snag the partier generation, but no drunk guy can relate to fancy cocktail drinks while he's chugging Pabst. I decided to make it myself. Keep in mind that this is a Super Ultra Rare Limited Collectors Edition - only zero made! So buy it while supplies last! "DRUNKOPOLY" Mon

Useless Observations Of Reality.
I get an awful chill down my spine whenever someone says the word "reality." The real bad ones will cock their head to the side and squint like they're deep in thought. "Reality," or whatever word you want to use to define this unfortunate ability to perceive the world, is bad enough without hearing people try to articulate it. Reality is dirt and everyone knows it. That's why ranting is so stupid. Why pick out individual things to hate when you could say, "I hate everything?" A true genius would find a way to rant about things he enjoys. But I won't, and nobody else will, because it's boring. Nobody cares. I'd be like a rebel without a cause or an effect. Being counter-culture is dumb. Almost as bad as being anti-counter-culture. What's the solution? I'm not too sure. Bang chicks and forget about the world. People dying over there in Sri Lanka or whatever. Fifty thousand people. Big deal. In America, that many people die from car accidents each year. You don't see America declar

Abyss Radio V.i.p.
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Vacation Spot
I'VE BEEN BUSY HERE ON THE LITTLE KNOWN ISLAND OF "COMEONIWANNALAYYA" LOCATED BETWEEN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS(THO I HAVEN'T FOUND ANY...YET)AND TED'S....WITH IT'S WHITE BEACHES AND CRYSTAL CLEAR WATER.COME JOIN ME ON THE BEACH DURING THE DAY AND AT NIGHT TAKE IN THE NIGHT LIFE... JOIN IN THE WEELKLY JUDGING OF WOMEN OVER 80 WET T-SHIRT AND SPAM THROWING CONTEST.SAMPLE THE WORLD(OR AT LEAST ON THE ISLAND)FAMOUS 5 TEQUILA MARGARITA....... STAY 4 DAYS/6 NIGHTS IN A FANTASTIC LUXURY BUNGALOW COMPLETE WITH HOT/COLD WATERFALLS...SO TAKE YOUR VACATION WITH ME....WE'LL HAVE A SWELL TIME!!! WARNING:staying at "comeonIwannalaya" island can result with the folllowing side effects: calmness,sense of well being,relaxation,lower blood pressure & heightened self-esteem and confidence..talk to your doctor or pharmacist before coming to the island.....if your in a perpetual bad mood or nursing(on 2nd thought)the island may help.results may vary. note: the government of "comeonIwannalayya"island

Old Man Balls - Lmao
dear loved ones we are gatherd here today to give respect to a old mans balls. in the younger days they were good balls and served well. now in the golden days they have been worn out and laid to rest please say farwell old man balls

Hmmmmmm
Daily Horoscope: Libra For October 19,2007 Your social energy is just about perfect right now -- and for you, that means quite a lot! It's a great time to reconcile with those who've wronged you, or maybe to forge newer and stronger connections.

At The Bus Stop
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, 'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.' The blind man replies, 'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the h*ll up.'

Shawn
Hope is the sweet, sweet scent of flowers in the morning Hope is the cool gentle breeze on a warm summer's day Hope is the knowledge of stability Hope is the bright shining light keeping darkness at bay Hope is the calming warmth during a cold winter Hope is the determination of an athelete on the track Hope is the potential of a newborn baby Hope is the love between you and yours Celine DionPrayer (Live)Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Hope is a nice word, people use it a lot. Hope has a deep meaning which should not be forgot. Hope to some means, life or death. Hope to others, is to win a bet. To all those people, that do not need Hope. I hope this sinks in, my message about Hope. Shawn is a young father of 3 fighting for his life as he needs a kiney. Let's show him and his family the support i know fu can . the tag i made for shown can be riped on my page for those wishing to pray for him. I made the tag and this blog

I'm Tired (warning: Rant Ahead)
(i apologize in advance if this sounds like whining or complaining, or trying to do the "oh poor me" thing...but this has been on my mind for a while...) I'm tired of feeling inadequate. I'm tired of feeling like I'm being thrown in with the rest of the general male population when someone bitches about men. I'm tired of feeling like everything is my fault because I'm male. I'm tired of feeling like I'm not good enough to be with. I'm tired of always being the "good friend" that people refuse to date. I'm tired of people dumping me online. I'm tired of people not wanting to get close to me because they think that because I'm male, I'm gonna make a move. I'm tired of feeling like utter crap emotionally. I'm tired of sleeping alone. I'm just tired.... (you can open your eyes now...it's all over...)

Your Fake Accounts
I mean, really, what's the point? You blocked me fine. Why keep using fake accounts to come by my page? You love to play divide and conquer. You put up the front that you like direct confrontation, but you are only ever willing to do so on your terms in front of your audience. How noble of you. That's all well and good if that is how you want to 'play the Fu game' I really don't care. I just don't understand why you dont just unblock me and move on (like I have) if you really want to be friends. I don't see the point in your (or your special someone) sending fake profiles to add me. I add them and take the points, but don't think for a second that I don't see right through what you are doing.

Couple Makes Burgular Cleans House
MONTGOMERY, Ala. - A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears. "Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," she said. Adrian McKinnon sent his wife to see her sister while he inspected the piles left behind. As he walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into him, Tiffany McKinnon told the Montgomery Advertiser in a story Thursday. "My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home," she said. "And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband's hat sitting right on his head." Adrian McKinnon held the suspect, 33-year-old Tajuan Bullock, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until he decided what to do. "We made this man clean up all the mess he

Got Gas?....lol
LAKELAND, Fla. - A 70-year-old man has been charged with grand theft after police watched him siphon off more than 900 gallons of gasoline from underground storage tanks at two gas stations, the Polk County authorities said Wednesday. Deputies witnessed Hobert Gibson steal gasoline from two stations Tuesday, but sheriff officials believe he did this on a daily basis since at least January. The two gas stations he hit that day were about 40 miles from his Winter Haven home, and police believe it was typical for Gibson to visit a few stations per day across a wide geographical area. He is believed to have sold the stolen gasoline, which he stored at his towing company. Gibson outfitted a stolen box trailer with tanks able to hold 3,250 gallons and with a trap door underneath, police said. He would pull over near the underground storage tank at a gas station, pop the trailer's hood and pretend to fix a problem, as the trap door obscured the view of gas being pumped into the tanks.

I Am Sick Still
I have been going to U of M hospital for 2 years now trying to figure out female pains, no on e can figure out whats wrong...... This sucks, I am very tired of always hurting with no answers as to why..... I dont mean to whine if anyone reads this, jus needed to get it off my chest......

I Didnt Eat Her...just Killed Her...hmmm
MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - A Mexican writer suspected of frying and eating pieces of his ex-girlfriend after strangling her has confessed to murdering the woman but denies being a cannibal, a government prosecutor said on Tuesday. Police burst into Jose Luis Calva's Mexico City apartment last week and found fried human flesh on a dining table set with cutlery. They found more flesh in the refrigerator and an unfinished book by Calvo called "Cannibal Instincts." The mutilated body of Alejandra Galeana, 32, was in the bedroom closet. Calva told prosecutors he killed Galeana after an argument, then cut an arm and a leg off of her body so that he could dispense of it in parts. "He denies having tasted her flesh," Mexico City's chief homicide prosecutor Gustavo Salas told reporters. "According to him, he thought it was better to cook the meat so he could feed it to the dogs." Prosecutors also suspect Calva of strangling and dismembering two other women in the last two years. O

Re: Why Does This Friend Of Mine Have So Many Friends????
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Burgular Takes Over Residence
MONTGOMERY, Ala. - A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears. ADVERTISEMENT "Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home," she said. Adrian McKinnon sent his wife to see her sister while he inspected the piles left behind. As he walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into him, Tiffany McKinnon told the Montgomery Advertiser in a story Thursday. "My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home," she said. "And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband's hat sitting right on his head." Adrian McKinnon held the suspect, 33-year-old Tajuan Bullock, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until he decided what to do. "We made this man clean up all

Attack On Bhutto Convoy Kills 130
Attack on Bhutto convoy kills 130 At least 130 people were killed when two bombs exploded among crowds in Karachi celebrating the return of the former Pakistani PM Benazir Bhutto. Ms Bhutto, who was travelling from the city's airport to a rally marking her homecoming after eight years in self-imposed exile, was not hurt. The truck carrying her had its windows shattered and a door blown off. The attacks on the motorcade happened despite a heavy security presence following threats from militant groups. Witnesses described horrific scenes, with bodies and body parts littering the area. Children were among the dead. Several Islamist groups, including pro-Taleban militants, had said they would attack Ms Bhutto on her return, after she promised to confront those operating in the northern tribal areas bordering Afghanistan. Her husband, Asif Ali Zardari, said members of the government and intelligence agencies who were going to lose power were behind the attack. Ms Bhutt

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What Type Of Sex Am I?
How are you about sex? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Shy/SweetYour shy and sweet. Your kind of shy when it comes to sex but that adds a little somthing special to it. Your always sweet and you like to make sure your partner is having a good time. Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do! Soft/slow 80%Shy/Sweet 80%Passionate/wet 60%Awkward/New 45%Hot/hard 40%Exciting/Exotic 30%

I’m No Superhero
I’m No Superhero By April Terry 19Oct2007 I try so hard, To be happy, Overall, I’m a rather happy person. I hate all the drama thou. It brings me down, When I’m consumed by it. When the people I love, Are sad, I become sad. When they are angry, I too become angry. My feelings are like that, Of the colors of a chameleon, They change with my environment. What makes it worse, Is when I realize there is nothing, That I can do, To fix the problems around me. Becoming consumed, Into a world of meaningless shit. Where everything effect everyone, Thou they would never admit it. I pride myself, On being a problem solver, Then I come upon one, To big for a mere mortal, Like myself to solve. I’m no superhero. I can not save the world. Thou I will, Give it my best fight, To save all those around me.

Real Fucking Bright
it took yall more time to report my mumm when yall could of just easily passed by it.IDIOTS!!! and yall know good and well it didn't hurt anyone.now i can't write mumms because ppl have nothing else better to do.plain fucking childish and you can report this goddamn blog too. grown ppl acting like kids.FUCK YALL!!!!

Cyber Medicine...
Ive been feelin poorly the last couple of dayz-ok,ive been sick as hell-but my fubar doctorz: Steve,Wally,Joe,and Dr.Kushmore supplied me with the medicine i needed 2 make me all better,and 4 this i am truelly grateful.Thanx guyz...xox

Yup Another
Today October 19th I choose to be happy, and if I cant be happy I sure as hell can fake it. My hunni will be home in a few hours and he certainly dont need to see the emotions I have had the past few days, yet he has heard them all in my voice. Today I choose to show Rudi just how much I love him, to shower him with my love and admiration. Today I choose to smile, even if I feel like I am dying on the inside, nobody will see it on the outside. Today is a new day and I choose to look at it as just that.

Will Someone Ever Break Me Down.
ok so the girl u may think u know isn't someone u might not want to know or even take the time to break down. i don't make thing easy for u i only let u know what i want u to know about me. i try to keep to myself when i can but i have been throw enough where just one wrong move and i could fight back or just walk away from u and never look back u could be nothing to me for all u know trusted me if iam not worth your time then your not worth mine if u fuck me over i fucking forget u just who iam if u don't care then i sure as hell don't care. i have been throw way to much give a fuck about u if u don't give a fuck about me i speak my mind i don't hold thing back if u make happy then that fine if u piss me off u will know. oh and one thing i have come to a thought about is wow my fucking temper has been getting bad again iam not nameing any names but in the last 6 months i can think of a good 3 times i have been so pissed that i have just want to beat the shit out of someone or somethin

Kinda Sad
well im kinda sad right now my lil bro in iraq now, he safe and i hope it stays that way!!!!! and we dont know how long hes going to be over there for im hoping its not longer then a year but you never know when when it come to being in the army like he is

All I Want In Life
All i want in Life is a good hearted woman who will love me for who im. Someone who will be there for me when im down in the dumps.Someone who won't cheat on me and stay beside me during the bad time. Who want to be with me and love me until the end of time.Someone who won't dump me for someone else. someone who i can care for until the end of time. someone who love to go out and have a good time with friends

What Keep Me A Live
i wake up every day asking myself is this the day I'm going to die. then i look down on my left arm and see two name tattoo on my arm . my babies they are the reason I'm still alive and they are the reason i keep pushing on in life. i know I'm poor but money can't buy love. it spend time with them and holding them in my arms but now i can't see them or hold them but still going on with my life. just thinking about them make me happy.. i love them and miss them.. i do anything to see them again to hold them spend time with them. i cry when i hear they voice they are my angels

Typing My Heart Out.....still.
I keep coming back here. It's getting harder to type through the tears. But I need to get this out or I'll go totally off my rocker. The nights are getting longer. My pain is steadfast. Unrelenting in it's pursuit to rip me apart. I know I can't let it beat me down. But it seems the harder I try to fight it off, the stronger it becomes. It was just one word. That's all you had to say. That one word opened the gates of my hell. I honestly thought I was stronger than that. Apparently not. I'm as weak as a kitten. Oh, I put up a good front. Never letting anyone see me down. Except here. I don't want pity. I just want to feel again. More than anything.

The Liar In You
The liar in you By April Terry Our paths cross, Everything is great, At least so it seems, But the liar in you, Starts to come out, One little lie, Leads to another, And before I knew it, The person that I care for, Is no longer here. You are gone, Buried within the lies, Of your own world. But unknown to you, Is the fact that I know. I’ve drop little clues, And watch even closer, I hate that you feels the need to lie, And most of all, I hate to be lied to, Don’t play me for a fool, Because a fool, Is one thing my mama did not raise!

The Kid Without A Name
The Kid without a Name By: April Terry 2002 I see you all around, We even talk sometimes, But I don’t even know your name. You are the kid without a name. I talk about you all the time, And you’re even in my dreams, Sometimes we even play games, But you are still the kid without a name. When we were young, We lived next door, And we were the best of friends, But even then you were the kid without a name. Every night I pray for you. Hoping soon I will know your name, And everyday my pray goes unanswered, Because you are the kid without a name. Now were getting older, And sometimes we still talk, I still wish I knew your name So you wouldn’t be the kid without a name. Now were very old, And can barely talk, Let alone walk around, And even now you are the kid without a face. Last night I heard that you had died, I felt so bad because I didn’t know your name, I cried as I realized how much I love you, The kid without a name. You were my world,

Proving My Point
This article proves my point about the dwarf that verbally attacked me concerning one of my mumms. Once I identified who it was, other short people sided with the little one and told me that I shouldn't be so thin skinned and take whatever shyte was thrown at me. But now this study confirms why the behavior pattern profiles the little one...... No big deal: At 5ft, Danny DeVito is well below average height Those not blessed with height are often accused of having a chip on their shoulder. Now a study has found that they might, in fact, have an unhealthy attitude to life. Short men and women apparently complain of poorer mental and physical health than those of an average height. Researchers examined more than 14,000 responses to the 2003 Health Survey for England. The subjects had given details of their height, weight, age, gender, long-standing illness and social class. They were then asked to rate their health on a range of indicators such as mobi

Soul
Soul By: April Terry Heart jumps, Pulse quicken, Body shakes, Mind wonders, A new adventure waits. Soul wants to wonder too, For it knows what it wants, It knows what it need, Even knows where it is. And just how to get it. But upon entering within its prison, My body, The knowledge its holds, Is in another script. Waiting to be decoded. But when my soul comes in contact, With what it desires, There is no stopping it. For a soul always gets what it wants in the end.

What Is Love
what is love. that word is strong if you say it you better mean it cause it will all so hurt you if you have feeling for someone. i know i been hurt so many time s by that word. when they say i don't love you any more it hurts. i now got a wall around my heart don't get me wrong you still can have feeling for someone. why i writing this cause i got to get of my mean. is they love out there for me i don't know but i know one thing it hard to find i want someone to break the wall down cause i want to love again.

Mommy
Mommy By: April Terry 12/2006 Mommy don’t you see, What is happening here? You are being consumed, By your own hate. Mommy don’t you know, How to be happy? You must find, Your inner beauty. Mommy don’t you trust me, Anymore? In that trust, Is the light. Mommy don’t you want, To feel good inside? Just take my hand, And follow me. Shallow your pride, And take a step. Mommy don’t you want, To find the light? Open your heart, And release the cold. Mommy I know, This is going to be hard! But trust me, I had to do it too. Mommy don’t you want, To fly like me? Spread your wings, And be free. Mommy don’t you know, The wind will catch you? Its only purpose, Is to soar upon. Mommy don’t be scared, I am here, I will fly beneath you, And if your wings Shall fall short of faith, I will catch you. Mommy don’t you know, What I hold within me? I have the faith of the world, Within my heart. Mommy I love you, And its time for you, To love yourself.

Friends
Friends By: April Terry Friends, Just who are they? What is there purpose? How much do we really need them? When u think of the word friend, Who is it that comes to mind? Have you talked to then lately? Do they know that you care? Are they someone you can tell anything too? How well do you really know then? Will they be there if you need them? Will you return the favor? Is this friendship a two-way street? Or is it one-sided? If I was asked these questions, I would respond as followed: Friends are those who love you, Even at your darkest moment! The purpose of friends is to support you, And help you to become your best. A good friend is irreplaceable. When I think of the word friend, You come to mind. And even if we haven’t talked today in some form, My heart was with yours. And of course you know I care, And if you didn’t well you know now. If I can’t tell you anything, Well then you’re not my friend, Because that means I feel, That I can’t trust yo

Forgiveness
Forgiveness By: April Terry When can really only get hurt, By those we love. And when we are hurt, Forgiveness is the key. We must learn to forgive. Forgiving someone who has done you wrong, Is one of the hardest things to do? But if we leave these wounds, Unattended to, They will grow, And become filled with hate, But if we forgive, They shall heal, And become scars, These scars on are heart, Each tell a story, They represent a battle strip of life, Something that we have survived.

Nationwide Revolt Against Dangerous Vaccines Accelerates
Nationwide Revolt Against Dangerous Vaccines AcceleratesGrowing number of parents opting out following Jenny McCarthy media blitz about link to autismPrison Planet | October 18, 2007Paul Joseph WatsonConcerned parents across the U.S. are leading a nationwide revolt against unnecessary, untested and dangerous vaccines as CDC records show a growing amount of religious exemptions on vaccine forms, following a media blitz by Jenny McCarthy in which she blamed a vaccine for causing her son's autism.Far from the biased and prejudiced context in which the Associated Press headline framed it - 'Parents take a shot at lying on vaccine forms' - the move comes as a result of increased understanding and education about the dangers of vaccines.Most recently, actress and model Jenny McCarthy's appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show and numerous other prime time TV programs has spurred women to seriously investigate the link between autism in babies and young children and vaccinations.McCarthy's new bo

"a True Boyfriend "
If i dont call you [ Its because im waiting for you to call me ] When i walk away from you mad [ Follow me ] When i stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When i push you or hit you [ Grab me and dont let go ] When i start cussing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When im quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When i ignore you [ Give me your attention ] When i pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me im beautiful ] When you see me start crying [Just hold me and dont say a word ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When im scared [ Protect me ] When i lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me ] When i steal your favorite hat [ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night] When i tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When i dont answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When i look at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ] When i sa

Sleeplessness Is Making Me Crazy....more.
Rarely do I blog twice in one night. I can't seem to sleep. My heart and my brain are fighting against each other. My heart is longing for love. A real love. Not just some virtual bullshit. I don't have a long laundry list of faults. My heart aches to be touched by another soul. But no one wants to take that risk. I'm slipping deeper into this fucked up depression. I can't find the U-turn back. I need your arms around me. I long for your touch. Your heart beating in time with mine. Wanting me as though life would stop with out me. I must be delusional. Or maybe the fog is just too thick. Just reach out and touch me. I'm not far. My whole life is yours for the taking. Dammit. :(

Trouble And Strife
Today was a day I wish I could have just stayed in bed. It started off wiht the DHR lady coming by and then me rushigthru the house tryignto clean it and keep it clean and then in the middle of it all my soon to be ex called. Wanted to let his favorite kid drop of soem paper work fro me at my moms. I had to call my mom and let her know. Then I started talkingto a new friend and all they wanted to talk about was SEX. Now to me, before any one says it I know that that is not a friend. Why can't these people ever read my proifle and now I do not cam, hate the sex talk. Flirtying is one thing but when it turns into sex and trying to get someone off...no. I have two friends who have stopped talking to me; maybe it's their busy lives. Who knows but when I see the monlineand they do not say even Hi..can't talk real busy. I know that the words they spoke ot me had ot be false and then my faith in man/woman kind is shaken. How can someone go form saying someone is sweet to disliking

Omg
in this mumm: http://fubar.com/mum.php?id=221096 this guy posts this: your a fuck with a pic like that all you need is the gas......do us all a favor breath more So I confront him, thus: ME->Brad: what the shit was that? i'm a fu ME->Brad: fuck* with a pic like that? what's ur deal man? Brad: dude keep it in the mumms I'm in no mude for games ME->Brad: this isn't a game. what the hell was that? ME->Brad: i just wanna know Brad: ok fuck you asshole Brad: you have a fucking gas mask on and fucked up cloths and you ask stupid questions and can't hanlde answers goo fuck of later, here's this: Hope gas mask BOY Reads this because his pussy ass blocked me You see asshat, I really don’t need to impress you with my ability to type correctly because one, you don’t mean shit to me and two I don’t have to have you proof read ANYTHING that I submit for approval……Your lame ass Mumm got the exact response that you were lookin for and you couldn’t handle it so you had to come

Stupid People Crack Me Up
you know stupid people are funny.... first off let me put that the only person in this whole thing i care about is brian because hes my world and if you think im getting mad im not and most of it i was laughing way fucking hard. but its all good the person(s) may of tried and hurt me but it didnt work.... sorry for you luck..... Kandace (10/19/2007 12:21:50 AM): hey please lose my number and my yahoo name Del (10/19/2007 12:22:02 AM): why because you lied to us? Del (10/19/2007 12:22:11 AM): i just ant to know why Del (10/19/2007 12:22:12 AM): thats all Del (10/19/2007 12:22:17 AM): i didnt want to stop being friends Del (10/19/2007 12:23:13 AM): and i havent called at all Del (10/19/2007 12:23:20 AM): except that onces Del (10/19/2007 12:23:24 AM): that i left the message Kandace (10/19/2007 12:23:28 AM): liyed 2 u Del (10/19/2007 12:23:28 AM): and i was fucking WORRIED Del (10/19/2007 12:23:53 AM): yea you said you sent money and NOTHING has ever came Del (10/19/20

Taking Flight
Yesterday I went by Dr. Garwood's office to weigh....and OMG....OMG OMG OMG....I have lost another like 5 pounds....my total weight loss now is 95.5 pounds. I am sooo excited. You know, It feels awesome to put clothes on and they are huge....to go to the store and grab something in your size and have to go down instead of up a size for it to fit. It is awesome to go sit in a chair...and realize you didn't just have to squeeze your ass into it. To buckle your seatbelt and be able to breathe...or in some cars just to buckle the seatbelt at all...to sit behind the steering wheel and not have to worry about your belly restricting your steering. And this is only the beginning of the changes...I feel like a butterfly that is gaining a long awaited deliverance from the cocoon she has been imprisoned in. Watch me fly!

Hey Everyone Catch The Ghost Rider With His Pants Down
HEY EVERYONE, I SUPPOSE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION IF UR HERE. I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I'M IN A GIVE AWAY WHICH REALLY WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME IF I GET WHAT I NEED. I NEED 18,000 COMMENTS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME OUT HERE.SO PLEASE COME BY AND HELP. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO MY GIVEAWAY. Fire My Words

Catch The Ghost Rider With His Pants Down
HEY EVERYONE, I SUPPOSE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION IF UR HERE. I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I'M IN A GIVE AWAY WHICH REALLY WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME IF I GET WHAT I NEED. I NEED 18,000 COMMENTS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME OUT HERE.SO PLEASE COME BY AND HELP. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO MY GIVEAWAY. Fire My Words

Hiakus
eye saw a fish walk through my marijuana fields eye thought he was hi the sun shone brightly while moon continued to shine for that overtime a mouse who saw eye looked kool from safe in the wall said "sucker??eyeball!" faint sun rises high above green ivy branches hoping the Cubs win salamanders dart under the fledgling branches searching for ripe bugs Boss Pig ate the trash to muster up his strength to break up the riots it did not come out, so there was no light that day-- Sol goes on strike, too nobody in life has had more reason to sweat more rivers than eye

Thaughts
There are so many thaughts in my head right now. Like how to be with the one I love. How much I hate where I'm at in my life. Where I would like to be in 5 years from now. People I know and care about. The one I love agin comes into mind. How I want to show her I love her. Thaughts of how odd it is to feel so incomplet without her. Thaughts of how happy I was to have my birth mothers approval of her. Thaughts of how scared I am to meet her father there are too many others to list mayeb some other time in the next few days or weeks I'll write more but for now that's it.

There Are Two Wolves....
darkness welling inside me the chaos of too many possibilities the overwhelming sensation of God and Man clashing into oblivian and i am left asundered the forgotten prize left lying on the aftermath of the battle field no light nor leash to lead me home and in the cold i shiver, waiting for the comanding touch, gentle and firm to claim me to whos side shall i belong? thier are two wolves, my master says... there are two wolves.....

I Am The One Who
has insomnia. When i cant sleep at night i get bored. When i get bored i want someone to talk to about anything. I guess boredom is a good things sometimes but not when you have insomnia. Sorry to whom i have bored with this observation.

That Is Love
That Is Love Love is a strange and beautiful thing, It spans time and space, distance is no object to love. You will wait forever for the one you love, Travel wherever you need to be with them. When you are in the arms of the one you love, That love can make a moment last a lifetime, Yet make a lifetime seem no more than a moment. When love is distant it grows strong, When it returns it flowers. People crave it, strive for it, fight for it, and die for it, And when they find it, they know they are complete. For in the arms of the one we love is wholeness, Belief, completeness, passion, and security. The one we love is someone for whom we would do anything, And never ask for anything in return. It produces a love of all that person is and will ever be, Regardless of what that may mean to me. Love knows that when you are away, That you are still loved, cherished, thought after, and missed By the one you love, And they know that you love them back. That is Love.

Getting Older Is A Gift
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old. I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my reaction, she was immediately embarrassed, but I explained that it was an interesting question, and I would ponder it, and let her know. Old Age, I decided, is a gift. I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body, the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And often I am taken a back by that old person that lives in my mirror (who looks like my mother!), but I don't agonize over those things for long. I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, my loving family for less gray hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become more kind to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I don't chide myself for eating that extra cookie, or for not making my bed, or for buying that silly cement gecko that

Does Anyone Know How To....
I'm doing a project right now on my main comp and was looking for any comments, feedback, or anything concerning. this may sound elemetatary to some of u, but does any one know how to record music, dialougue, ect. from a t.v. show/movie from s computer, and then puut it onto a cd (cda format)? i could rally use soem help with this as my new stereo doesnt ave ports on the back to laug into my computers to record any music from tv show/movies onto cassteet s or c anymre. so any help eoul be greatly appreactaiated! tahnx jeen

October 18 2007 A.d.
October 18th 2007 A.D. What a Fuckin day!!! I was riding My "trusty" STeed Lightning and I came across this Tavern (which ou ppl today call a Lounge or Bar) I pulled on the reigns for him to stop and he didn't ad when he finaly DID stop he bucked up and threw me through te door. (again)I swear to the gods I'm gonna send that horse to the glue factory one day. He would only stop for one person. But she wa taken from me in the early 2000's By some Vampire killer. I miss her dearly. (*a tear falls from his eyes*) Anyways I went into this establishmen and The puttrid Smell of Mortals Permiated the Air. Andthis place was nthing but a meat market people trying to get laid and drugs beeing pushed on me I swear to the Gods it was a pathetic sight. Moveing on. I went up to the one Female who was moving around sugestivly as if she was haveing a seasure or somethng (you people call that danceing? *rolls eyes*) So I grabed her cause I needed a quck snack and insted of screaming she thought I wa

Venting
so i have all this crap thats been goin on around me lately and its making me crazy. all this drama between my friends is killing me. one friend talks about the other to me and they both expect me not to tell the other. i have a group of 6 friends that i would do absolutly anything for and they all talk shit about each other. i mean im pretty sure they talk about me to but the thing is that i honestly dont care anymore. i dont care what people say about me because i know whats true amd real and my true friends know whats true and whats not so whatever. another thing is the whole guy situation..im talkin to an amazing guy. he just amazes me everyday. hes so sweet and caring with me. the thing that pisses me off is that now that im happy being single and liking a guy it seems like EVERYONE of my ex's has some shit to say about it. "ohh i miss you so much baby! Im so stupid for messin around on you/" yes you were stupid because i see myself as a pretty damn good girlfriend honestly.

Me = A Little Optimistic??
Twinkle so this is what ive become i dont need a mirror to see its not the same as on the inside its not that easy being free looking above to comprehend the magnitude of all im not shooting star to catch my eye a shimmering of this imperfect thought don't bring me down dont ground me now content to be in this harmony not drawn in to the pedantic self unrestrained by my own mediocrity i can only be what my mind allows in the emptiness of chosen chaos i cling i crawl i scream in defeat it all means nothing through the paths i cross ill try not to fight what is to come let defenses crumble and grow cold and accept its alright for me to be a twinkling star if not the most bold

Out Of The Blue
Out of the Blue Life is funny Just when you think you know what’s going on It changes Something as simple as a touch Becomes so much more A phone call changes everything Things are brighter, clearer More in focus Has it always been like this? No. It came out of the clear blue Transforming my thoughts From despair to hope In an instant my life renewed itself Taking on a will of its own I’m just along for the ride

Final Score...
Internet: 1 Scott: 0 Tonight was a doozy!..... 1st, I wait for an hour and a half to meet someone for the 1st time so we can hang out, only to be stood up! Then I come home to find that the person is actually a hacker who manipulated screen shots of our chats together to depict an allleged "flashing" of private parts by me... The icing on this bitter cake?... I GET FIRED FROM HOCKINGRADIO.COM because that VERY SAME hacker attacked the station's website, causing the whole system to crash..... the reason? "I have to protect my station and removing you from staff is the only way" - WTF! I DIDNT DO IT! So here's what I'm doing... GIVING UP ON THE INTERNET WORLD!!! Years ago I saw it as the neatest thing ever being able to text chat with people from other countries and states. Within time the technology grew and I loved it. NOW? I CANT FUCKIN STAND HOW PEOPLE MAKE ME FEEL AFTER SHORTLY BECOMING FRIENDS WITH THEM! There are quite a few people on this friends l

Have You Joined?if Not Do!!!!!
C@NDLE TR@!N 2 (PRIVATE MESSAGE ("CANDLE MANN"-ONLY) WHEN COMPLETE,AND PLEASE REPOST THANX) ¢@NDLΞ M@NN FUBAЯ PAGANISM FAMILY ~~BAЯTENDEЯ~~ BIG MOMMA~ C@NDL3 TR@IN PROMOTER ¢¾ KriStiNa(StiNa)MaRiE¢¾Member of "THE PRIDE" Family (Techno Vol69 bartender) †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ† L.D.C Creator~CLUB F.A.R.

Freaked Out
ok, iv always believe in spirts, and never really had one freak me out. but this is just to weird. i was layin in my bed tryin to sleep, and i saw a light shine down onto my bed. i got up to see what was up. and no1 was there. i started to feel this entitee, i started talking to it, tellin it to leave, that i dont feel like distroying it tonight. but then i turned on my computer and started my playlist on random. and areosmiths song called dream on just happened to come on. about half way through the song my computer just shut down. with the song that started to play. i did just click the playlist to randomly start playing. i clicked on a three doors down song. im waiting for the next thing to happen. i dont think im sleeping tonight now i think im going to stay up and see what happens i never meet a evil or dark enitee that i could not face down. but im alittle worried about this one.

Sweet Things They Say
for the sake of privacy, no names will be mentioned' also, im not sayin all guys are insensitive or dont kno or never say good things, but im sayin its nice how som ppl do it wen u need it most _________________**************________________ : your a sweetie, and u have forever to fall in love, your young and beautiful, so relax and enjoy life, no being sad or heartbroken, lifes to short and any guy would be thrilled to have you ___________***********************______________ there is someone who always said wat was needed but thats my story...;(

Calling All Bombers, Non-bombers, Family And Friends
HELLO FAMILY, FRIENDS, FANS, AND ANYONE READING THIS. OUR FAMILY CURRENTLY HAS A MEMBER IN A CONTEST AND COULD USE SOME HELP. PLEASE COME COMMENT ON THE CONTEST. IF YOUR NOT A BOMBER JUST LEAVE 25-50 OR 100 A DAY. SEXY LEGS CONTEST ENDS 10TH NOV. 9:00PM HERE IS THE LINK TO THE CONTEST.

The Gift
The Gift Caught me by surprise Unwittingly Given to me A gift To be thankful for To be cherished Belonging to someone else But discarded Now in my hands To be unwrapped Carefully Cautiously To be explored Nurtured Respected Adored No One understands The power Of trust Until it’s gone Then found anew In someone else Showing you how To live again To become the person You’ve always been Deserving Worthy Wanted Loved

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Please Help These 3 Boombastic Dynamos Level
Please help these dynamos level! Please help arcangel get to level 19. He's a new guy, but he's very cool. ~ArcAngel~@ fubar Please help Jewels get to level 12. He'll give you a big hug for it! JEWELS.......... fan, rate, add, and plz hug me!@ fubar Please help Larry B get to level 16. He helps out everyone! LarryB@ fubar

Download Windows Vista Service Pack 1 Beta
If your itching to get your hands on the Windows Vista Service Pack 1 you could try the following fool-proof method that downloads the new service pack right from the Microsoft Windows Updates server. Currently, only a beta version for Windows Vista is available but that is probably better than nothing at this time. Apparently, all you need to do is to install a small registry fix which will then display the Windows Vista Service Pack 1 Beta as an available update at Windows Updates. The Service Pack 1 adds a watermark to your screen saying ‘Evaluation copy, Build 6001′ which can be removed with another script as well. You should be aware that this is a beta version of the Service Pack for Windows Vista which means that it could harm your computer or files. I know that some of you guys still want to give it a go and I can fully understand that. Everyone else who is probably working with a Vista computer right now should probably better wait until t

A Poet's Lonely Spiral Into Resignation
"I've been thinking of resigning, from the sensation of making pen to page scapings. The emotions indelible on the paper. Have been passed and been played; Like broken records that I should burn. For their false ways of securing that; I will feel and feel again, the hours spent regretting & repenting; loving & resenting; Every word has a story; Written for the selfish induldgence of my sins. Thought again and again. Until fiction is fact. And I've reverted back to these pages and their safety. Waiting for me to waste."

Nasty Quiz -something For Fun
Nasty Quiz Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u fuck me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard/want me to fuck you hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like .porno stars? answer: 18.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 19.If i gave u my

Spark
Spark Why do I feel the way I do? Who knows? I don’t question it. It just is. Pure and simple Can’t explain it Don’t need to I know all I need to know Just looking in your eyes People come and people go Some capture a piece of you Some never know they did Some are lucky enough to feel it Those are the ones to keep The ones that know the value They have that quality That spark it draws you in And keeps you there Once you’re there You’re hooked You wouldn’t leave Even if you could Why would you?

Things Men Should Know About Women
I found this and can't believe how accurate it actually is!! They hit most things right on the head! Cosmo's Top 30 things men need to know about women in 2007. 30 Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line. 29 No matter how much she reassures you, if you can’t get a hard-on she assumes you’re not attracted to her. 28 The threesome is not about you; it’s about the two girls. If you’re lucky enough to score one with your girlfriend, enjoy sex with the other one because there’s a good chance it’ll end the relationship. 27 Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had. 26 Girls who buy their men lap dances and pretend to enjoy it are kidding themselves. They’re trying to keep him happy with some controlled freedom. 25 Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that

Give Me Wine
Standing before you, I strip down to nothing. The highlight of your day, youve been working and were ready for a break. You lean back in your chair and unbutton the buttons of your shirt while pulling at your tie. I am smiling at you as I pulll a bottle of red out from behind the desk. "Want to share a Glass" I ask, as you nod giving me your approval. Pulling out the cork i set the bottle on the table to let it breath, Sliding forward in your chair you grab the cork out of my hands and start to rub it over my body... MMM the smell of my flesh mixed with the wine sends you into a frenzy. Your tongue moves across my body to my pussy. Sliding through my lips brushing my clit. Grabbing the bottle of of the desk I start to pour the wine between my breasts as you look up to see a river of red flow towards your mouth. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Catching the stream of wine in your mouth you lick deeper, you look up at me and smile as I lean my head back and moan. The feeling of the cool win

My Mission Statement
Never expect anything but the best in yourself. Excel in everything possible; do more than expected. Try as hard as you can, push yourself. Don't speak negatively of others, even if they do to you. Question them and try to understand things form their point of view. Try your hardest to always be honest, even if it may not be something you want to believe as the truth. Find, follow ,and devote myself to a spiritual path befitting to me.

Confusion Again...
Is what I long for beyond my reach? Do I aim too high for what I am good enough for? Living the dream you're told you should live Because it is your own. But getting to the end, You wake up and realize this dream was a nightmare. Your heart's still breaking, slowly dying Watching everyone else fall flat to their faces. Or worse, get their dream that isn't a nightmare. But why does it hurt more to see those succeed? I am supposed to be happy, but I can not. It is a facade for them. Even if I cannot be happy, should I not be happy for them? Or is it because I envy so much that I cannot be happy? Do I simply desire their happiness? Their dreams? How could I want something that I know I cannot have? Why do I feel as if I cannot continue if I do not have it? So many questions, so few answers, so little truths.

Fubar Is Ok I Guess
When i first found this page i went like "Holy crap! I ask some chick to be my friend and then i get to see a whole bunch of nekkid pictures of her! How cool is that?" But after a while that got kind of old and all the point-whoring stuff started to annoy me, also getting a bunch of "Support our troops" and "Remember 9/11" messages just made me physically ill, i dont support anybodys troops and i couldnt forget 9/11 even if i tried, it gets rehashed on the news every year for gods sake! Now the only reason i log in to this page is that i have gotten to know some interesting people here that i would probably lose all contact with if it wasnt for this site, i dont care about collecting points or fubar credits or what the fuck, i only log in here to talk to people, the people i talk to dont even have to have nekkid pictures on their page or look like supermodels or whatever, they just have to be fun to talk to, thats all.

Numbnut
my first asshole in my shoutbox blog, im so excited juggalotus...: ur shits weak fuck u fag iam done wastin my time with ur bitch ass juggalotus...: FAGGOT ASS BITCH COCKSUCKIN LIL BITCH ASS NUTHIN BUT MOUTH LIL HO FUCK U FAG IT THE END OF THE DAY U SUCK BLACK DICK NOT ME BITCH ->juggalotus...: i would stop sticking my dick in ass but that would mean undoing all the knots ive used to tie up your dad and i really cant be bothered finding another gimp juggalotus...: look homie be real fuckin glad i dont live by u i would beat the fuckin shit outta that lil bitch ass face juggalotus...: cheese from ur forskin ur a fag wash ur cock and keep it outta dudes buttholes ->juggalotus...: why would i want to do that? your mum would'nt be able to find another pimp and i kinda like her sucking the cheese from my foreskin for rent money juggalotus...: kill urself fag ->juggalotus...: wow, i dont think i can compete with your obvious lack of brains, so why not just shut the fuck up and g

Sit And Watch Me
Can you see me sitting across from you..so hot.... LOOK at me, your tied to the chair, and I have your full attention. See my hand rub my neck slide down onto my breast your intesity changes as you slide out and spread my lips. YOUR TONGUE GLIDING OVER MY PUSSY AS I scream........................ I CANT STAND THE PLEASURE.....I push you off and onto your back as I climb up on top of your face letting you tongue fuck me as you play with my ass. I need you now , I need your kiss, I need your tongue your kiss your fingers and your cock. Leaning forwarD ISWALLOW your cock all the way back right from the start. MAKING YOU RAM YOUR TONGUE IN FURTHER. OMG BABY IM GONNA CUM, cum in my mouth let me taste you, you say.... I want you to cum to, I want to taste you too. WE SHOOT ORGASM seems like the pg version of the feelings we feel as WE EXPLODE INTO EACH OTHERS MOUTHS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BABES IN TOYLAND THIS KITTY IS HOT and yes I gue

Rant
what the fuck is up with pagans trying to tell me what I can and cannot believe? I just posted a mumm, half jokingly asking if I should hex someone. I was entertaining the thought, but not dead serious on it just yet. And I dont just throw that shit around whenever I feel like it, and it would be something a little less serious than what I posted and be something like... oh, making the guy that's bothering me leave me the fuck alone. So why the hell do I have pagans up my ass telling me that I'm dumb for believing that karma wont come back to me, and that I dont know what I'm doing and calling me fake? I've known Christians all my life less judgmental than that. For fuck's sake, if I dont believe in karma than what the fuck? I never called myself a witch, or wiccan or anything formalized... just said that I was pagan, which is a HUGE generalization, and that I perform spellwork. I thought its part of the Rede something about being kind to others and not judging people and shi

So Far And Yet So Close
So far away... the beaches which you walk. Yet so close... always in my heart. So far away... I cannot touch your hand, I cannot feel your breath, I cannot hold you close. Yet so close... I can feel you in my heart, I can see you in my mind, I can hear you in my ears. You can go so far away... You can travel to the ends of the earth... But as long as I have your love... As long as I have you... You will always be close. For, As sure as the sun rises, And the tides will change, I will always love you, An you will always be close to my heart.

Nasty Quiz!
Rules: Answer this 4 the person who posted this and then repost it 4 your self! 1.Would u have sex with me? answer: 2.What position would u fuck me in? answer: 3.Would u suck me up/eat me out? answer: 4.Would u fuck me hard/want me to fuck you hard? answer: 5.Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? answer: 6.Give me a naked pic? answer: 7.Would u do me in the shower? answer: 8.Would u handcuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then do me? answer: 9.Would u use desert? answer: 10.Would u have a 3-some with me? answer: 11.What makes u want 2 have sex with me? answer: 12.Would u talk dirty 2 me while we sexed? answer: 13.Where would u do me @? answer: 14.Would u do me in front of people? answer: 15.Would u do me again and again? answer: 16.Would u do me in the rain? answer: 17.Would u mind if we did it like .porno stars? answer: 18.Would u have phone sex with me? answer: 19.If i gave u my heart would u lo

Short Lived Love
You're not gone yet, But it's beginning to feel cold. I can sense the distance between our hearts, I can see it in your eyes. I'm not ready yet to let you go. You're next to me while I lie here in your arms. In the moment I'm happy. But inside my heartis sick and I'm breaking down. What will I do when you leave for real? And I can't see you of feel your kiss? Since you're the reason my heart beats.... will I lose my will to live? What if? It hurts to know that I'm feeling this way now. How can I put a heart full of memories into 3 and a half weeks? How do I move on, once we say goodbye? How will I let go, how do you let go of the best thing in your life? I worked so hard, to get to where we are. Why are you leaving me so soon? How will I breathe? If my heart beats and I breathe because of you? Why let go now, when we've barely just begun? What will transpire when you leave overseas..... It's so hard to tell. -ad-

Hand In Hand
Laying underneath the stars, On a warm silent night. Your arms are wrapped around me, And everything feels right. You kiss me sweet and softly, I feel your warm gentle touch, You help me feel protected Under the sweet night sky rush. My world before me is perfect. There's nowhere else I want to be, Except laying underneath the stars Hand in hand, you and me. Just when everything is perfect, And you seem so delicately sweet, A rush of wind comes past me As I'm swept beneath my feet. Nothing could be more right, There's nowhere else I want to be. Let's take a walk my only love, Hand in hand, you and me.

Light Of Love
ill see you again in twenty years when the dust has settled and ive dried all the tears ive closed my eyes and wished for things ive been waiting for life to see what it brings ive blackened my soul with the things i think ive washed my sins away with drug and drink so ill see you again in twenty years ill bring along my shadow it holds all my fear in the light of love ill be reborn a sign from up above will be my thorn as the blood flows down ill lose my fear youll come back along and dry my tears i can wish for someone to come my way and brighten my heart and take my sorrow away

You Give My Life A Meaning
You give my life a meaning, This love we have together, Is lifting my heart to a higher ground. The gentle way you always look at me, Sends the angels dancing around my heart You have the most beautiful smile, And the most beautiful eyes That just lights up my life. Your tender touch and sweet love, I can't get enough of, The beauty you have shown to me, Takes my breath away. The countless ways you have touched my life, Is more than I could ever say.

Something Called Love
everyday I wonder if there is something called love. I get into a relationship and things end up going down hill when someone else has interest in the woman you think you have love for. I want to know what is out there for love. Who can actually love me for me and I would do the same.

Holy Point-whores Batman!!!
Forgive this blog. I am writing it after medication. However I just thought a thought I wanted to jot down before I forgot, I'll probably use it later. You can ignore this post if you want. I think the mumms have grown worse than ever. I just saw a mumm that was a fucking point-whoring, attention-grubbing site-wide fucking bulletin passing through the mumms because it was fucking happy hour. If I wanted to see that shit I would sort through my fucking bulletins. But y'know what? Nothing is going to stop these point-whoring attention-grubbing cuntdrips. There is no retribution for the affrontedness of it all. Sure, what are you gonna do...? The whore shall never return to the mumm, so the community bashing that normally makes idiots cry is negated. Worst case scenario it's marked and they lose privileges they care nothing about...they still get their pointless announcement out to the people that are trying to AVOID that crap by congregating in the mumms....PLUS POINTS!!! Oh, wait..

What The Hell...
Ok, this REALLY happened... So, about 15 minutes ago, I walk out to my car to get something and it's lightening outside because it's stormed all day and s'pose to storm all night, I get to my car and I hear an owl start hooting (they just sound creepy to me) so, I am looking up at the tree where it's coming from and a bat flies from one tree down towards my head and I jumped back, well when I do, I hear something hiss at me and it's a black cat. I guess I scared it when I jumped... I stood there stunned for a moment because it was just an unreal situation. I couldn't help but shake it off and laugh. Such a horror movie moment. Halloween is definately close.

Dumb Icp Fan
->juggalotus...: are you done yet? I hope your feeling better about it juggalotus...: do the world a favor and kill urself ->juggalotus...: im sure you would keep talking binary tough guy juggalotus...: suck a cock fag lucky i dont live in NC or id come to ur house and fuck u up ->juggalotus...: lets leave moms out of this and ill leave my cock out of your moms ->juggalotus...: when all else fails use the mom joke ->juggalotus...: awww resorting to the uncreative mom jokes good job juggalotus...: fuck u ill fuck ur mother on ur grave bitch ->Schweißerm...: ->juggalotus...: shut the fuck off with your idle fucking threats youll get mad and talk shit and nothing will happen wipe the sand out of your pussy and deal with it juggalotus...: ill whoop ur bitch ass fag

This Is Me
Cool Flash Toys at REVOLUTIONMYSPACE.com This is Me - Grant (Hab) My name is Grant. You know me as Hab. The name Hab comes from the nickname of my favorite Hockey Team, the Montreal Canadiens. I am Canadian. Note the difference in spelling as Canadiens is the French version. I am a sports fanatic unlike some others. I have a vast collection of Sports Autographs that fills every inch of my living room. I was born August 31st, 1960, in a very small Northwestern Ontario town called Beardmore. Mom was Finn and Swede. Dad was French Canadian and Scottish. When asked, I call myself French. Actually, French Canadian. Both were born in Canada. When I was 3 years old my parents moved to a City called Port Arthur, Ontario. It was next to another City called Fort William and in 1970 the two amalgamated into Thunder Bay, Ontario. I grew up playing baseball and hockey, and actually was very good at both. I also took Karate for about 6 years until Highschool. A week before I was to go for my

Above & Below!
Way up atop of rocky mountains A lion liveth way down below Ram-ming heads you can be certain Clouds of dust in a jungle ya'll better know The ONE that will stand in the end again The ruler is there making a show Nothing else for them to gain Sex is then ready for the go Regardless of all the pain Penetration with no woah woah woah The ram stands unsheltered in the rain The lion into the den there you can follow King of the mountain and the king of the jungle The Ram is above and the Lion is below... Don.

Panther~totem Poles~
~~~ TOTEM POLES ~~~ If anyone tries to tell you that the Indians worshipped totem poles you can tell them they are mistaken, for noted authorities state clearly that totemism is not a religion. It is the identification of a man with his totem, whether his totem be an animal, a plant or what not. It is a serious, though apparently common mistake to speak of a totem as a god and to say that it is worshipped by the clan. In pure totemism among the aborigines, the totem is never a god and is never worshipped. A man no more worships his totem and regards it as his god than he worships his father and mother, or brother and sister, and regards them as his gods. He certainly respects his totem and treats it with consideration, but the respect and consideration which he pays to it are the same that he pays to his friends and relatives; hence when his totem is an edible animal or plant, he commonly, but not always, abstains from killing and eating it, just as he abstains from killing his friends

A Bitter Lesson
As I sit here and listen to this one sided conversation that will determine if I ever see you again, I have to stop and think how fucked up this all is. How fucked up it ALL is. And then my mind wanders into why the fuck we are even here and what are we working for? We work to live, to eat, to drink… …to exist together, to fight with each other. To hate, to kill, to resent, destroy… …to BREAK down the existence of our fellow human being. Who the fuck can I trust? With my feelings, my madness, (my money) The lesson learned is bitter indeed. I will hold onto these things, thank you very much. ~~LDG~~

Panther~mythology~
The Panther - in Mythology Quoted from "Animal-Speak" - Author Ted Andrews Of all the panthers, probably the Black Panther has the greatest mysticism associated with it. It is the symbol of the feminine, the dark mother, the dark of the moon. It is the symbol for the life and power of the night. It is a symbol of the feminine energies manifest upon the earth. It is often a symbol of darkness, death, and rebirth from out of it. There still exists in humanity a primitive fear of the dark and of death. The Black Panther helps us to understand the dark and death and the inherent powers of them; and thus by acknowledging them, eliminate our fears and learn to use the powers. When the Black Panther enters your life as a totem, it awakens the inner passions. This can manifest in unbridled expressions of baser powers and instincts. It can also reflect an awakening of the kundalini, signaling a time of not just coming into one's own power. More so, the keynote of the Black Panther i

Baby Halloween Costume
Halloween is most awaited by young and old alike as they can dress in costumes and scare the wits of others. Even babies are made to wear halloween costumes. In fact, baby halloween costumes are much in demand. People like to dress their babies in wonderful clothes and photograph them. Baby halloween costumes manufacturers make a huge profit during halloween season. Halloween is not just about costumes. Trick-or-treating, also known as guising, is an activity for children on Halloween in which they proceed from house to house in costumes, asking for treats such as candy with the question, "Trick or treat?" Trick-or-treating is one of the main traditions of Halloween. It has become socially expected that if one lives in a neighborhood with children one should purchase treats in preparation for trick-or-treaters. The National Confectioners Association reported in 2005 that 80 percent of adults in America planned to give out candy to trick-or-treaters, and that 93 percent of children

A Little Angry
okay i try to really be nice to people and show everyone respact that sometimes i will never get back in return. but theres a few things that i wont have with friends or fans, or anyone here in general. if you read my profile you know that im not here to find a man, im not here for cyber sex, or any nonsense. im not here to take full nude shots and post them for you so for the guy that keeps sending the friend request with your so fine show me all those beautiful tits you see that doesnt work for me. and its just outright rude.. so if you cant find it in you to keep it civil please let me know. other than that you all have been great!and i love the fact that you took the time out of your day to rate and comment my bics blogs and stash. thats so nice of you. and like i said im trying to get back to everyone. its taking alot of time. thanks for your patience on that. love you all bunny

Today
Today... When I walked into work today I heard the usual trumpets "beeeeanie! Beanie! Beanieeee" My knees got hugged and i leaned down to hug sturdy bodies and kiss the foreheads I could reach. I looked around. "Where's Mikey?" I knew that his deep voice was missing from the chorus. When I come in his eyes are focused on me. And many times he has tripped over chairs or other children to get to me. My co-teacher looks up at me from her potty training perch. She smiles. "oooh he was drinking out of the toilets again...so Melanie took him for a bit...I needed the break" A shrug punctuates her statement. I laugh and shake off the many children surrounding me. I walk and Marin clings to my leg.She rides it to the teachers desk. A couple hours later, I look up from my seat. I am surrounded by children wanting to glue eyes and a nose and a mouth on their pumpkins too!! "Beanie! I wan my punkin!" "Beanie Me too!" "Mine mine mine." one boy sang with glee as he stole all

These Four Walls
I wake everyday to these 4 walls. I sit and stare as the rain falls. Sometimes I play cards to get things off my mind. Finding the answers is hard to find. Why am I here alone in this place. When everyone I cared for knows my face. The tv comes on but only news can play. I can only wonder if this is where I stay. I believe I can fly plays on the radio. Even though there is no place for me to go. I read a book to gain knowledge and such. Set the mind free may be too much. The more I learn the more I know. The things I see how can I show? My friends they see me when the hour is here. Not the ones I hold in my heart dear. No one knows I even exist. I disappeared in the night like the midnight mist. To a place I go where my mind will wonder. The things of the world I can only ponder. Not knowing how long my mind will be here. One thing to know I have always been sincere. The things I've done I did out of fear. Now I don't know how to get the hell out of here. Alone I sit as the night shall

Keeping The Faith Is Killing Me.
I wish there was some way to turn my heart off. The pain I feel is still so damned intense. I keep telling myself there's no point. Yet, I'm still not convinced. Why do I love so fucking hard? Why can't I stop it when it's over? All I can see through the tears is your face. Your voice haunts me. You are in my dreams at night. I can still picture you next to me. I feel so stupid. Unrequited love sucks balls. I am so damned pissed off at myself. Fuck it. I guess I just continue to cry till it goes away. I'm so tired of the aloneness.

You Should Not Feel Bad
Ok so after a bit of a discussion on the subject tonight I have come to the conclusion that if someone kills themself over something you said...you should not feel bad. I know this may seem harsh to some of you out there but look at it like this. If someone kills themself over something you just said to them then well, it was going to happen anyway. think of it as a verbal euthenasia. you find a jumper on a ledge saying he is gonna jump so you tell him to hurry up because there is a line to use that ledge.

I'm So Done I Can't Type No M
I'm done. And what better place to broadcast just how done I am than a place where no one will ever look? So, yes, I am indeed done. I'm super, no jokes, down to my last, no rope in sight done. Moment of silence for the fallen bs... trotter out

Prince-raspberry Beret
I was working part time in a five-and-dime My boss was mr. mcgee He told me several times that he didnt like my kind cause I was a bit 2 leisurely Seems that I was busy doing something close 2 nothing But different than the day before Thats when I saw her, ooh, I saw her She walked in through the out door, out door She wore a Raspberry beret The kind u find in a second hand store Raspberry beret And if it was warm she wouldnt wear much more Raspberry beret I think I love her Built like she was She had the nerve 2 ask me If I planned 2 do her any harm So, look here I put her on the back of my bike And-a we went riding Down by old man johnsons farm I said now, overcast days never turned me on But something about the clouds and her mixed She wasnt 2 bright But I could tell when she kissed me She knew how 2 get her kicks She wore a Raspberry beret The kind u find in a second hand store Raspberry beret And if it was warm she wouldnt wear much mor

Blissful!!!
Current mood: happy I just saw the greatest thing ever put on film and i couldnt be more happy right now!. i swear it lifted my soul! go see Across The Universe it will make your heart happy! I feel so much better now! WOW!

Happy Hour
This happy hour going on right now was brought to you by: $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar Go show him some love he deserves everything you can give him!! Also show some love to angeleyes!! She is awesome and she knows it!! angel eyes CT wife to Jay 'bob vila' ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar And while you are at it go show some love to my RL husband Jesse: Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar Made by: HiLlArY "RL WIFE TO JESSE"@ fubar

Once In Every Lifetime
This is for someone very special to me. Someone I love with all my heart. For this someone is my Love of a lifetime. Once in every lifetime, someone comes along, The one special heart You've been waiting for your whole life long. Once in every lifetime, we're sent an angel from above, To make your life complete Who can give you endless love. When a love like this comes, make any sacrifice, For the best things in life Seldon come along twice. There is no love that compares to yours and mine, A love from heaven that only comes "Once In Every Lifetime."

Bomb This Nice Lady.she Bought Wsc A Blast!!
This Wonderful Lady has Bought WSC Crew Account A 7 Day Blast To Help Recruit.Let's Go Bomb Her Contest and Show Appreciation and WSC Luv!! Alice in Wonderland Needs 50,000 Comments for a happy hour reward. She has 4 Weeks.

Another Blonde Joke
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on S-101 near downtown Santa Rosa . So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The life like cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before the CHP arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the heck are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer. "Hel llllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied

The One
You're the woman I've dreamt of ever since I was a child Since I noticed Daddy's eyes when he saw Momma smile I wanted what they had and now I have it too I'm so thankful that my dream has finally come true Well you know, everything about me and I know, there's no reason for me to be scared But sometimes there's a lump so deep in my throat, it's hard for me to say I love you, and I'd do anything for you Yeah I need you, you're always on my mind, it's true You're the one that I turn to I love the way you smell, your laugh, the way you make me feel I've never been with someone who has made it all feel so real Sometimes I lie awake and wonder if it's all a dream but when I role over you're still layin' next to me Well I know, everything about you and you know, there's no reason for you to be scared So you tell me everything that's on your mind. I just want you to know I love you, and I'd do anything for you Yeah I need you, you're always on my

Fuck Everyone
I don't think I am planning to stay on fubar much longer. I've basically just been shown that people really don't want to speak to me. I guess Im a total asshole so bad that Im to be ignored after saying hello. well if Im that much of an asshole, its because people bring it out in me. FUCK EVERYONE if this is true

If A Man Wants You
IF A MAN WANTS YOU If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always

New And Old
first i wanted to welcome all my new friends if they read this blog come check out my page and show some luve i will luve back and to all my old friends i dont wanna leave you out i put up new stash so if you wanna look and leave some love that will be cool too have a wonderful weekend

Tired
I'm exhausted. Tonight was the first time this week I got home before 9:30. I need sleep, but I can't. I'm heading to Cleveland again next week and I've got too much on my mind. But, Cleveland I'm sure will be great. It's nice to get out of the office and I get to hang out with a friend of mine for a while too. Nice to get away. I'm sleepy.

Good Night All
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=158072&albumid=621563&i=2015565528 Thursday is about over..lol I do not know how to post the pic as a link... so if you wanna tell me that is great! Otherwise copy and paste..... if you will~

Guys Must Read The Girl Language
If I don't call you [ Its because I'm waiting for you to call me ] When I walk away from you angry [ Follow me ] When I stare at your mouth [ Kiss me ] When I push you or hit you [ Grab me and don't let go ] When I start swearing at you [ Kiss me and tell me you love me ] When I'm quiet [ Ask me whats wrong ] When I ignore you [ Give me all of your attention ] When I pull away [ Pull me back ] When you see me at my worst [ Tell me I'm beautiful ] When you see me start crying [ Hold me and tell me everything will be alright ] When you see me walking [ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ] When I'm scared [ Protect me ] When I lay my head on your shoulder [ Tilt my head up and kiss me... or kiss my forehead ] When I grab at your hands [ Hold mine and play with my fingers ] When I tease you [ Tease me back and make me laugh ] When I don't answer for a long time [ reassure me that everything is okay ] When I look at you with

Erotic Stories
This is an intro to my erotic stories. I will continue to post them so please check back for new stories daily. please check them out and leave me some comments.....they contain NSFW content... I HOPE YOU ENJOY THEM!!!!!!! Thanks Shel P.S If you have a certain theme (bdsm,girl/girl,watching, etc.) I have plenty of stories that covers almost all themes you can imagine.

Jeffery Dahmer???
jeff dahmer was an interesting figure.... first he couldnt deal with his homosexuality...then couldnt stand to be alone... we are all alone in one way or another but it doesnt mean we all have to drug people we meet, have sex with them,kill them, keep them in the bath and eat thier body parts....but here is what gets me.... i can understand the lonliness, as i know how bad it can be...but what i dont get is why after he dismembered them would he keep them in a barrel of acid??? how can someone so sane be driven to do such barbaric things??? and to top it all off he wasnt that bad looking.... Still he would be have been very interesting to talk to as those who knew him thought him mild mannered and good natured...imagine spending an hour inside his head..... what kind of thoughts would have been going through it when he met a man he liked and wanted to keep...i wonder if he thought about how and what he would cook his victims with... and what particular part he would eat??? i know the v

Story Of Me
Story on me ? I honestly do not care if you do not like me or what I have to say. ? I love having a boyfriend. ? Once I have money I spend it soon as it's in my hand. ? I love making out. ? I never want to look like someone else and I hate when ppl copy me. that is not the best compliment its the most annoying thing ever ? I would die for my best Friends and Family without thinking twice ? It takes a lot for me to let anyone in and get close to me. ? I dont trust guys at all not even kind of i dont care if "your not like the rest" because guess what you are. ? As much as I cant trust any of them I cant seam to leave them alone. ? I hate the feeling of being left in the dark about things, and being left out. ? I hate listening to peoples pitty problems, Like there hair, Or someone broke up with them.. because theres more important things going on like people dieing for us to even be here to have a relationship and a family. Get over it. ? I get frustrated easily. ? I bel

Trying To Understand Those That Lie
Ok I am just at a loss of what to do anymore...I am almost 30 years old and I can't figure out why people still act like we are in high school...I have tried and tried to understand why people say that they are your friend and you have known them for 10+ years and you would give them anything and they still would sell you out...You think that you can trust someone and then you find out that you can't. I feel like I am so far away form so mant people that I could trust and I feel like I can trust no one...I am better then the ganes that people play. I can't omagine ever trying to sell out a friend for a man or to get what you want but I guess that is how spme people play the game...I really don't think that is the the game of life. Life is way to short for all the game playing to go on and losing someone that you have known for so long!!!! I have lose people that I love and wish that I could go back and make things different so that things were said that needed to be sadi and by the tim

My Heart Does Desire For You Touch
My heart does desire for you touch, I never had a single notion, Of the amount of your devotion, Your kind green eyes are the ones I need, The ones that made my heart bleed, Bleed all the sorrow trapped inside for so long. I need your sweet soft voice, To tell me that everything will be alright, I need it to guide me out of this everlasting night. Everyday you are on my mind, Giving me a reason to go on, Every night you?re in my dreams, All nightlong, Keeping away dire dreams, That want us to end our destined love song. This song will play for an eternity, A love song, Our love song, Our devotion, care, and fidelity, We now stand here, (Waiting for the test of time) Our hands held together, Our souls intertwined with each other, Knowing that we?ll make this last Forever!

Daily Devotional
October 18 - Daily Feast The plain and simple doorstep has tremendous value. At any time of day or night it offers the finest view, the tranquil quiet of the autumn woods and the flickering pattern of dancing leaves. Sit here for a few moments and leaves drift down, a monarch butterfly feeds on a pot of petunias and wispy clouds show through holes in the trees' canopy. A few industrious ants are still at work around the doorstep and watching them slows the heart beat and paces the spirit. If it were not for this doorstep, much would slip by without notice. Peace would escape us, and time would be used in ways that took all and gave nothing. ~ I have learned a lot from the trees; sometimes about the weather, sometimes about animals, sometimes about the Great Spirit. ~ TATANGA MANI - STONEY 'A Cherokee Feast of Days, Volume II' by Joyce Sequichie Hifler ***** Elder's Meditation of the Day - October 18 "But we have to stick by the wisdom of our ancestors..." --Pa

Nghĩ Về Dòng Chảy Dòng Sống Phố Hoa 3
3.Phố cấm xe của thành phố Hoa hàng tuần những đêm thứ bảy, chủ nhật có bao nhiêu nguời đi bộ(?), bình thuờng cũng không đông người, đường phố rất là thông thóang nhưng được là tạo nên chổ chơi cho trẻ em vì Thành phố Du lịch nên hình như chủ yếu…dành cho người lớn, trẻ em muốn tìm một chổ chơi cũng rất khó. Người lớn, ngoài các nhà hàng, quán nhậu, tiệm cá phê, quán Karaoke.. thì, công viên, ghế đá, so ra cũng khá nhiều nhưng có lẽ dành cho những cặp tình nhân... Công viên lớn nhất của Thành phố, nét độc đáo của thành phố - Đồi Cù đã được Nhà nước cho thuê

**menopause Jewelry**
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green and when I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. lol FUNNY SHIT!

Anatomy
So I've always liked anatomy, it's a really interesting subject. Taking it in college is like a dream, I love the class and I love my classmates. I thought the lab would be fascinating. Except for today... We've finished skinning the 3 cadavers that we're going to be using for the next 8 or so weeks. Today we were looking at leg muscles of one of our oldest cadavers. She has a horrible vascular system, meaning her veins and arteries are shot, so the embalming solution didn't preserve her lower half very well. Her leg muscles smelled and looked like raw rotten meat. It was absolutely disgusting. SO while I'm working on separating the disgustingly rotting sections of muscle, my lab group is working on exposing the femoral artery and vein. I look up quick to see how they are doing and what do I see? AN OLD WOMANS DEAD AND DISGUSTING VAJAYJAY. Let's just say this folks. I will NOT be sleeping for a few days, and everytime I close my eyes I will see it and be traumati

Wife Beating
I have a pet hate and its wife beaters mainly because i saw family members go through it. Why is it a man has to hit a woman whom he says he loves. Funny where I come from you kiss and cuddle the ones you love not knock the hell out of them. So your guys who may be handy with your hands.If God had meant a woman to be hit she would have been born a punch bag.Treat your wifes or girlfriends with respect or like you would like your mum to be treat.

Nghĩ Về Dòng Chảy Dòng Sông Phố Hoa 2
2. Những năm trước ngày được “giải phóng”, chợ Đà lạt là một trong những trung tâm đấu tranh cách mạng của nhân dân thành phố! Lực lượng tiểu thương chợ Đà Lạt là “hậu phương” cho các lực lượng đấu tranh đòi dân chủ, dân sinh, đòi hòa bình, tự do, độc lập! Không có lực lượng ấy những cuộc đấu tranh như những thời kỳ năm 1963, 1966, 1971…khó mà có thắng lợi, tạo nên sự lan tỏa, duy trì lực lượng cho đến ngày ”chính quyền về tay nhân dân”!. Tiểu thương chợ Đà lạt ngày ấy đều là những người lao động nghèo khổ, cũng là một t

Disrespectful To Me
I INVITED A PERSON INTO MY HOME , BECAUSE THEY SAID THEY WERE IN A SITUATION THAT WAS NOT GOOD . SO , OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF MY HEART , I INVITED THE PERSON HERE . HASN'T MADE ANY EFFORT TO GET UP OFF HER ASS TO FIND A JOB, BEEN ON THE COMPUTER 24/7 , GIVEN OUT MY PHONE NUMBER WITHOUT ASKING , SAYING I SAID IT WAS FINE AND I DIDN'T . I SUPPORTED THIS PERSON SINCE SECOND WEEK OF JULY . LIED ABOUT ME TO A FRIEND , STATING , I KICKED HER OUT FOR NO REASON , WHICH IS A LIE . I SAID SHE HAD TO LEAVE , BECAUSE I CAN NOT TRUST HER . HERE IN MY HOME ALONE , WHILE I'M WORKING FOR 8 HRS.

Nghĩ Về Dòng Chảy Dòng Sông Phố Hoa 1
1.Giao thông như nước của dòng sông, có thông thóang mới có dòng chảy bình thường, mới có dòng nước sạch trong. Nếu ngăn lại như đắp đập thì sẽ tạo nên hồ-đẹp như Đà Lạt Hồ xuân Hương hoặc tạo nên nguồn nước như dòng điện SuốI Vàng, Đa Nhim…..sáng, cho hoa tươi màu, rau xanh sạch, cà phê, chè, đồng ruộng lúa xanh tươi… Ngăn chặn dòng giao thông để làm “phố đi bộ” có tạo nên Hồ, thành dòng điện sáng, con nguời thêm đẹp, hoa thêm thắm, rau màu thêm xanh…!? Đã hơn 3 năm qua, Đà lạt thành phố Hoa, thành phố nổi tiếng của cả nước cứ tối thứ Bảy,

I'm So Sleepy...but Guess Wut!
Omg I'm so tired. I'm waiting for my fiance to get off of work! I'm so happy I don't have to work tomarrow..but guess what!? I have a new puppy. It's full red nose pit..it's sooo cute...It's a boy and his name is Aden. I love puppies! He's over there sleeping now! I need a fuckin new camera! Goddamn it!

Dad Comes Home To Mess!
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a Cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door. He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a sm

My Mind Is Beautiful, Or So I'm Told
My mind is beautiful, or so I'm told It's housed in a body none cares to hold A beautiful mind screams just as loud But with such a body, it can't be allowed No touch freely given, breasts hide in waist When I see my body, I'm filled with distaste I see the scars, the taints of old age My mind, a prisoner in a decrepit cage Senses, mind things, still rage the same Doused, almost drowning, in horrendous shame My mind is sick, this I know to be I am loved by others yet hated by me Even if man desires to draw me near I cannot relax, I react in fear Distrusting that this can ever be true Imploding and hiding, concentrating on you Take charge, learn how to be a great lover Attention on him so I can hide undercover Orgasmic pleasures something obsolete Aversion of body, mind takes hasty retreat My mind is beautiful, or so I am told Aimed at myself it is relentless and cold ©dutch2lips

Love Is Like A Rose
Love is like a rose With gentle parts Slowly as it unfolds And devolpes in you heart It's beauty cant't be tamed It's wild like the wind Words cant ever explain The feeling held within You could be cut by a thorn And your heart would tend to bleed Sometimes it will hurt And the rose will tend to die But inside there's always a new seed to bloom There will always be a change And yet it countinues to grow Thats only because Love is like a rose....

The Veil
You can feel so many things And still feel nothing. You just feel so empty Don't remember right from wrong. You block everything & everyone out, Only some people & feelings get in. Your closest friends can see through, The veil of happiness you wear... It keeps everyone out And every feeling in. You still can't help thinking. You're thoughts eat at you With a constant gnawing. Until you crack And fall apart.

I Wish A Guy Would Say This To Me
girl: Do i ever cross ur mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: Not really Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or ur life Boy: my life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Ever Wondered Why?
Have you ever pondered and wondered why we are here to exist in this world? Have you pondered, just for a second, why the world is the way it is?? Have you ever wondered, while you sit alone in the dark, if things would be better without you here to mess it all up??? Have you ever pondered, what this world would be like without you interfere in affair that aren't yours??? Have you ever, just for a minute, wondered why you have the feeling as if no one wants you??? If something was wrong with you because of that simple feeling???? Have you ever wondered, would everyone be better off if you simply left???? Would anyone miss you???? Would anyone really care???? Would the ones that claimed to love you, cry or be saddened by your lose??? These are but a few of the many questions that flout within this Raven's Mind. If any care to answer them, feel free to do so. Or if you wish to tell me that I am not the only one with theses questions also feel free to do so. Blessed Be, Merr

Eveything
i like to know why every damn man can be so damn kind when you first meet them. and after they hit you try to kill you and your childern that they think that sex will make everything better.well i say the hell with that now that i have learned that i can fight back i have right now my dumb ass of a husband is out drank and have a good time well i never get to do that cause i always have something eles to do but guess what that bitch thinks that he is goin to walk back into this house with out me beating the shit out of him well he better think again. i am shitting with him right now and i hope he hurrys ups and comes home well that enough of all this bull shit see ya

Forever
I've never felt so close to you As when our bodies intertwine And I listen to your heartbeat Pounding next to mine Silky smooth, your hand caresses my face I long for your gentle touch, Your warm embrace I'm in heaven when you kiss me Your lips move soft and slow And when I gaze into your eyes I feel you can see my soul Your velvet locks against my cheek Sends tingles down my spine And when I place my hand in yours, I feel our destinies combine I wish this time could last forever, Although I know we must soon part But those precious moments spent together I'll keep forever in my heart

Costumes Or Lack There Of
Okay, so I know I'm not the typical skinny ass chick with big boobs that all guys out there want. But Why is it so hard for me to be able to find a costume that would look cute on me. I've gone through the ranges of frumby old bag looking shit, the occasional cute thing but then there is the horribly awful super short, low cut, and letting my wobbly bits hang out?!?!?! Yeah I said it, I have wobbly bits!!!! And I don't want them hanging out for everyone to see. Some big girls may be okay with having shit like that hang out. But NO!!! Not for me, so stop having these horribly revealing costumes and give me something that is cute, considerate of the fact that I don't have gianormous boobs or a flat ass stomach but doesnt look like a fucking bolt of fabric or a circus tent. Is that too much to fucking ask?!?!?! Guess I'm sewing myself a costume this year, again.

Friends U Can Keep...
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know wh

Makin Memories Of Us
"Making Memories Of Us" I'm gonna be here for you baby I'll be a man of my word Speak the language in a voice that you have never heard I wanna sleep with you forever And I wanna die in your arms In a cabin by a meadow where the wild bees swarm And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us I wanna honor your mother I wanna learn from your pa I wanna steal your attention like a bad outlaw I wanna stand out in a crowd for you A man among men I wanna make your world better than it's ever been And I'm gonna love you like nobody loves you And I'll earn your trust making memories of us We'll follow the rainbow Wherever the four winds blow And there'll be a new day Comin' your way I'm gonna be here for you from now on This you know somehow You've been stretched to the limits but it's alright now And I'm gonna make you this promise If there's life aft

"to Every Guy"
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured he

Dreaming Of ...
Dreams of course .. Im goin to bed have to work tomorrow gonna be a longggggg nite .. have a wonderful eve everyone .. MUAHS **** .. see you soon . Oh and if you have a few spare moments please go to mary's Contest pic and leave her some luv .. and while youre at it .. hop on over to Kathys page and show her some luv too . she's been stuck at that same level forever ! .. Niters !!! Xoxoxoxoxo Wen :)