The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember
the
first time
we had sex together over fifty years ago?
>We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against
the
back fence and
I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around back
there
again and we
can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but
good
idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their
conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've
got to
see these
two old timers up against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
on
them so
there's no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each
other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of
t the
tavern and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt
and
the old man
drops his trousers.
As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then
suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has
ever
seen.
This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud
noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally, both collapse, panting on
the
ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned
something
about life and
old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground
recovering,
the old couple
struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself,
this
is truly
amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but
that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life
together.
Is there
some sort of secret to this?"
Shaking the old man is barely able to reply,
"Fifty years ago that *WASN'T *an electric fence." :-)
