gabbyb508's blog: "OMG...nsfw"

silly faggot...dicks are for chicks

if nuts on a wall are walnuts and nuts on a chest are chestnuts what are nuts on a chin ? a blow job

what did wendy say to ronald macdonald when she put her hand down his pants ? where's the beef

why did they cancel the drivers education program in mexico city? the donkey died

what do you call an amish man with his hand up a horses ass ? a mechanic

...when she went to get a waterbed they put a blanket over lake michigan

....when she gets in the elevator it HAS to go down

....she can lay down or stand up and her height doesnt change

...she climbed mt fuji in one step

the last time she saw ''90210'' she was on the scale