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Halloween Contest Rebels Lounges First ContestRULES
1.MUST HAVE SALUTE TO ENTER AND VOTE ON ALL ENTRIES MUST BE A LEVEL 5 OR HIGHER TO ENETR AND VOTE
2 MUST ADD AND FAN HOST. MUST BE A MEMBEBR OF THE OF THE REBEL GIT R DONE LOUNGE.
3.NO BLASTERS OR SCRIPTS WILL BE TOLERATED. IF I FIND OUT ANYONE HAS USED THEM THAT CONTESTENT WILL BE BANNED.
4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED
5. NO DOWN RATEING OR HARASSING WIL BE ALLOWED.
6. NO NSFW PICS ALLOWED
THE CANTEST IS A HALLOWEEN CONSTUME CONTEST THE MOST COMMENTS WIN RATES WILL ONLY BE USED INCASE OF A TIE.
WILL TAKE 20 ENTRIES
PRIZES WIL BE GIVE FROM DJ TEXASCOYOTEMIKE FROM HIS PERSONAL PAGE
1RST PRIZE IS A PORSCHE
2ND PRIZE IS A ROMANIC DINNER
3RD PRIZE IS A SHOT OF RUM
CONTEST WILL START SOON HAS I GET 20 ENTRIES AND RUN FOR 1 WEEK
HOST
REBELS LOUNGE (GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY)@ fubar
AnniversaryLately been feeling lost really bummed obviously as some know its comin up on the 1 yr Anniversary of the loss of my Dad :( So that is starting to hit me hard the next 2 months are gonna be rough so i apologize ahead of time if im distant or on edge just plz bare with me! I know there are a few that will help me get thru my sissy Leslie and Muh Sexy Juggalo Love You Both Muaaaaaaaahs
Surprise At The Top Of The Stairs (story)Surprise At The Top Of The Stairs
by Raindear816©
(Sweet Lil Wicked One)
As you walk into this beautiful, old antebellum home, I welcome you with a warm embrace. Giving a tender kiss on your cheek just before your ear, I whisper,
"there is a surprise upstairs in the second door on the left."
You smile wanting to inquire further, but I press my soft, full lips to yours, giving you a passionate, yet tender kiss.
I wink at you, shake my finger side to side as if to say, "Uh, Uh, Uh, ...just go upstairs."
You make full eye contact with me and read me from within. Excitement stirs inside of you as you make your way up the winding staircase. You feel your heart beating faster as the blood pumps through your veins, stimulating your manhood.
You reach the top of the stair case, with your heart pounding and your pants beginning to get a little uncomfortable due to the lack of room for the obvious excitement you are feeling. Walking down the hall, a lovely scent of peaches
HeroesHeroes
Our U.S. Soldiers
went looking for a fight.
They fought for this country,
everyday and every night.
They didn't fight,
to break this world apart.
They fought to protect this country,
with all of their heart.
They went to war,
to fight for the United States.
Fighting for their country,
was their only fate.
They left everyone they loved,
to travel overseas.
They rather die on their feet,
instead of living on their knees.
Daniel Lee Munoz
Copyright ©2007 Daniel Lee Munoz
Kinky Ideas Part 2The Kinky Sequel
Your lover has confessed that he/she wants to get involved in light bondage; or maybe you're having secret thoughts about incorporating some type of bondage play into your love making. No matter what your situation, the stumbling block is that you don't know where to begin. As with many other sexual activities, there are many different levels of bondage play. You don't have to go all the way with it. In fact as a beginner, you shouldn't. Since I've received lots of questions about light bondage for couples over at Allsexadvice.com, I've decided to write this article as a brief introduction of what a little bedroom bondage has to offer. So let's get rollin'.
Bondage can be an extremely sensual and loving act between two people. Believe it or not, bondage is actually fun! If it's not, then you shouldn't be indulging. Bondage play can appear to be humiliating and/or violent, especially the way Hollywood exploits it, but it actually takes very loving, caring and
Email & ImIF we chat or have chatted on YAHOO PLEASE send me your screen name &/OR email address. My account was hacked & I have lost everything SO IF you receive ANYTHING from my "old" screen name let me know.
Once you respond to this I will give you my new information.
I'm really sorry : (
New Creative Pic Contest.By request of some, I will be holding another Creative Pic Contest. As before your pic can be anything you've created. Anything you may have made in photoshop or simply drawn. Animation is permitted. I hope to start this contest as soon as I get enough entrants. At that time I will give you full details as to when it starts and ends. It will run for a full week.
Below is the list of prizes. I wish I could offer blasts, tickers and things of that sort but at the moment I can't afford to do so. I just hope that there are enough understanding people out there that just want to have some fun.
First place will recieve a corvette, a dozen roses and a drink of their choice.
Second place will receive a silver motorcycle, a dozen roses and a drink of their choice.
Third place will receive an Impala and a drink of their choice.
The participant with the most rates will recieve a big screen t.v.
There will be a gift purchased for everyone else who participates.
No downrating
Kinky Ideas Part 1I couldn’t resist...
41 ways to spice up your sex life
1: Since what you eat and drink hours before sex strongly affects the way you taste, try to keep your diet somewhat bland. Alcohol, garlic, saturated fats, soy sauce and spicy foods give your secretions a bitter taste. Less spicy foods give you a more neutral taste and sugary foods will leave a sweet memory on the tongue.
2: Use birth control. Sex is much more enjoyable when any anxieties about pregnancy or contracting a sexually transmitted disease is put to rest.
3: Next time you suffer from a headache or bad PMS, don't avoid sex. Studies have proven that the release of endorphins is a powerful painkiller.
4: Don't let condoms interrupt your sexual extravaganza. Make putting the condom on part of foreplay. If you want to put it on your partner, try holding it very gently in your mouth, with the opening facing out. Then, use your lips and tongue to gently roll it down your lover's penis. Just make sure you
Halloween ContestRULES
1.MUST HAVE SALUTE TO ENTER AND VOTE ON ALL ENTRIES BUST BE A LEVEL 5 OR HIGHER TO ENETR AND VOTE
2 MUST ADD AND FAN HOST. MUST BE A MENEBR OF THE OF THE REBEL GIT R DONE LOUNGE.
3.NO BLASTERS OR SCRIPTS WILL BE TOLERATED. IF I FIND OUT ANYONE HAS USED THEM THAT CONTESTENT WILL BE BANNED.
4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED
5. NO DOWN RATEING OR HARASSING WIL BE ALLOWED.
6. NO NSFW PICS ALOOWED
THE CANTEST IS A HALLOWEEN CONSTUME CONTEST THE MOST COMMENTS WIN RATES WILL ONLY BE USED INCASE OF A TIE.
WILL TAKE 20 ENTRIES
PRIZES WIL BE GIVE FROM DJ TEXASCOYOTEMIKE FROM HIS PERSONAL PAGE
1RST PRIZE IS A PORSCHE
2ND PRIZE IS A ROMANIC DINNER
3RD PRIZE IS A SHOT OF RUM
CONTEST WILL START SOON HAS I GET 20 ENTRIES AND RUN FOR 1 WEEK
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IF YOU WISH TO VIEW THEM.YOU MUST BE ON MY FRIENDS LIST.
ONLY AFTER YOU FAN ME,ADD ME AS A FRIEND,COMMENT MY PICS. CAN YOU VIEW THEM. I HAVE MORE BUT ONLY THOSE WITH YAHOO INSTANT MESSENGER MAY SEE THOSE....
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First Time Since Lost CherryHello all my sweet and sexy friends! Kisses from Lucy! This is the first time I've been in a contest since Fubar was Lost cherry and I'd really appreciate it if you would all stop by and show me a little LOVE. Well,,ok alot of LOVE! LOL (if you can) Most of you know I show the love,how about some in return.I promise I wont make this a habit.
Love ya'!,
Lucy
here is the link
Think Before You Speak...Think before you speak...
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back.
My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.
SECOND TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls."
THIRD TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
1822 To LevelFirst I want too thank all the levelers and my friends for always helping.More so now then ever with me on dial up.It is so slow. Most of you who know me know leveling is my passion and with all of your help im able too still be able too do it..Much love too you.
Stop by and show some love and help him to make it too the next level.Thanks for helping and have a great night everyone.
Big Daddy~git-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar
Anorexia Is WrongSociety seems to have decided that a woman is only beautiful when she is skinny. Now please correct me if I'm wrong here but, they get to tell you how to live, look, and feel?... Since when!! How do you explain starving your bodies ladies...? How is that right? You damage yourself so that everyone else thinks you look good. I can understand eating healthy... exercising to make your body slimmer, but starving yourself... what kind of bullshit is that? You should feel good with how you look... I will grant you that. But the way to do it isn't anorexia. If you can't take time to go work off the fat who's fault is that? Yours and no one else... if your man doesn't like the way you look... TOUGH SHIT!! It's not like you're forcing him to stay... either he can deal or he can't... it's not your job to make him like you. The only thing you should have to do is to be content with who and what you already are. He has no say in it anymore than the rest of society. If you don't like who you are th
The Grand Theft Auto San Andreas Mythssince went out and got grand theft auto san andreas 2 years ago, there as been loads of talk online of certain myths in the game, sightings of
bigfoot
ufos
ghost of CJs mom
leatherface
seriel killers
ghost tags (ive seen them)
sea monsters
sharks
ghost cars that try to run you over
and more BS
ive played the game many times, but ive never seen anything, (apart from the ghost tags)
the makers of the game have said theres no bigfoot in the game but there still alot of people are saying they seen him
im starting to think its bullshit
ive looked for bigfoot and could not find anything but a banged up car.
as anyone here ever played this game and find any of them myths ive listed
heres a vid that explains the myths
have a good night.
GrrrrrrrDon't know if it is a problem with fubar, or a problem with Firefox (my web browser) or with my computer or what.
But if I'm typing in a text box, and certain sound alerts (new photo posted, new shout, etc. etc.) comes in on fubar, I can no longer type in that text box unless I click somewhere else and then back into the box.
And if I'm typing a shout to someone and I have to do that, half the time, the popup window thing I'm typing in disappears before I can finish typing. highly annoying
And even MORE annoying, if I happen to be typing something in another tab (say, typing up a Livejournal entry or comment, or something on another message board) when an alert comes in on Fubar, and I happen to be backspacing at the time, the browser interprets the backspace as a "Back" command, which loads the previous webpage, thus losing whatever I was typing.
Pisses me off royally.
Yes And No GameTHE RULES ARE AS FOLLOWS: THE YES OR NO GAME
1. You can only say Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!
3. DO NOT SAY ANYTHING BESIDES YES OR NO!!!
4. Repost this as the Yes/ No Game!
Over 18? - yes
Kissed someone on your top friends? - yes
Danced in front of your mirror naked? - yes
Ever told a lie? - yes
Tripped on mushrooms? - no
Done Ecstasy? - no
Been arrested? - no
Kissed a picture? - yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes
Held an actual snake? - yes
Ran a red light? - yes
Been suspended from school? - no
Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident?- yes
Been fired from a job? - no
Sang karaoke? - no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?- yes!
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes
Kissed in the rain?- yes
Sang in the shower? - Yes
Sat on a roof top? - Yes
Thought about your past with regret? - Yes
Broken a bone? - no
Sha
Voodoo DickThere was a businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else.
So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation, to the old man.
"Well, I don't really know of anything that will do the trick. We have vibrating dildos, special attachments, and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except …" said the old man, and then he stopped.
"Except what?" asked the businessman.
"Nothing, nothing," said the old man.
"C'mon, tell me! I need something!" protested the businessman
Fall TankaThis will be my only Tanka of the Fall season.
The last leaves are luckiest
As from tree tops, they
Take pleasure in the views of
The multicolor blanketed
Ground and scented breeze.
The Stuck VibratorA lady called her gynecologist, and asked for an "emergency" appointment. The receptionist said to come right in. She rushed to the office, and was ushered right into an examination room. The doctor came into the exam room and asked about her problem.
She was very shy about her emergency problem, and asked the gynecologist to please examine her vagina.
So the doctor started to examine her. He stuck up his head after completing his examination. "I'm sorry, Miss," he said, "but removing that vibrator is going to involve a very lengthy , delicate and expensive surgical operation."
"I'm not sure I can afford it," sighed the young woman. "But while I am here could you just replace the batteries? "
Wretched SunWretched sun
Dogging my days
Absent in my nights
I shake my fist at thee
For all thou has done to me
Thine light casts shadows deep
And thine passing lulls all to sleep
Yet no solace in the shade from thee do I find
None to keep
Wretched stars
Smiling only on my night
Never truly are you bright
I shake my head at thee
Watching as you cycle past
Pinwheeling through the velvet dark
Always upon my triumphs do you grin
No shadows do you cast
Wretched beauty
How I smile at thee
How I long for thee
How I hate thee
How I love thee in all thy colours
And how much pain you bring
Even when my heart doth sing
A bittersweet song of victory.
[Yes, I wrote it, and comments are welcome!]
My BuddiesTo all my friends who live in San Diego if you are evacuated you are more than welcome to stay with me I have two extra beds and plenty of couch space and floor with no hesitation you are more than welcome to stay with US.
My DaughterOk, when my youngest daughter's baby was born, I took care of her...practically raised her and she is 2 now. They moved 42 miles away. I saw her this weekend and took her to the jam room. She loved the live music and danced like crazy. She has always liked music (maybe because of me) and will play drums on whatever she can find. Scott let her play his big drum set and she had more fun than she has ever had. Now, my oldest daughter is very jealous of the relationship I have with Emmalynn. I didn't have the same relationship with her daughter. I told her today I found a real child's size drum set and was thinking about getting it for Emmalynn for Christmas. I thought Kimi was going to have a fit! She got mad because I wouldn't be able to spend the same amount of money on the other two grandkids. I want Emmalynn to do something with her abilities and she can keep a good beat. Am I wrong? What should I do to convince Kimi that I do love AraBella...just not quite the same?
A Father's PromiseAngel and Evelyn, you may not understand me but, I will tell you this anyway.
First of all, I'm your father and I will always love you both. I will never love one more than the other. No matter what you do will ever change the love I for you. I can only love you more and never less.
I will make this promise to you:
I promise that my love for you will always remain true.
I will make sure that you always have what you need and try to give you some of the things you want.
I will teach you to be strong and independent. I will teach you to be smart, to use your head and to be open-minded. I will teach you have to earn what you want so you can be pride and appreciate what you got. Everything that I know I will teach you.
No matter what you do or where you go, you will always have a home here with me. My home will never be close, but always open for you to come and live. Even if you hit rock bottom, just come home to me and I will help you get back to the top.
Most im
Employment StragiesI just wanted to let everyone know that a class that was 8 weeks long I passed with flying colors. I am so happy that passed this class! I got a 198 out of a 200. 2 points were taken off because I didnt go to two classes because I was sick! But I am very happy about this!
Another OneMany people will walk in and out of your life,
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
To handle yourself, use your head;
to handle others, use your heart.
Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.
He who loses money, loses much;
he who loses a friend, loses much more;
he who loses faith, loses all.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature,
But beautiful old people are works of art.
Learn from the mistakes of other,
you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sad DayToday one of the family dogs died today. Our Brittany Spaniel. this isn't the first time a couple of days ago she had a episode and it took at least a couple of hours to calm her down and clean her up. She was in pan howling. After briefly taking her to the vet their was nothing they could do. For the longest time she was grow in a tumor but if it was caught early and if We had over 400 dollars for the operation Chuck would have taken her in. its been a stressful day for the family as he had to take Heart in. And he couldn't stand by watching her go on in pain and struggle to walk. He made the decision it was time to let her go.
I know it wasn't a easy decision but he made it. l I know now is she is in a better place now.
Their is a photo of Heart in my picts. I will miss Heart...
Friend Needs Assistance...can Anyone Please HelpOk friends....another friend of mine needs a little assistance in a contest..please drop by and share some love...you know i appreciate your help and so will she shes a sweetheart...thanks in advance
The Day True Love SplinteredAt the supermarket, reach to grab a tin
A sharp pain wells up from deep within
A word you used quite often, appeared
and once again my heart is speared
Your name seems to pop up everywhere
In the middle of the row I stop and stare
Sinking, remembering days of bliss
This is where you gave me that kiss
Tears, uncontrolled, roll down my cheek
My reflection shows me to be somber and bleak
Shrugging I try concentrating on food
Hate this slow drowning, hate this mood
Mechanically I put things in my cart
I still can't believe that we're apart
Numbed yet capable of feeling pain
Angry that I start crying again
I wonder, what is it that I've done in this life?
To be thrown headfirst in this cesspool of strife
My heart shrinks thinking of you and your pain
Your words pounding relentless in my brain
"I need to leave you if I'm to survive
All I wish is to make you my wife
But 27 years are too much to take
Your mind I love, is this love then a fake?"
You go on, s
Men.......who Needs Them!!!!Well if you look at my profile photo you will see a nice looking family. Too bad the photo can't really pick up on all the hurt and pain that a lying, cheating husband causes. Now I will be giving birth to my 3rd son in a couple of months and I can't stand his father.
Anyone want him? I'm done....he's free and comes with his own prepaid cell phone that I paid for so he can now call of his hoes and I won't find out about them.
Oh be careful......he's a registered sex offender!!!
BusDrive the skin bus to Tuna Town
The *new* Supermarket Near My House........The new Supermarket near my house has an automatic water mist-spray to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you go to the bread case , it smells like grandma's fresh baked bread.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and enjoy the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more .
Should Children Witness Child Birth?Should Children Witness Child Birth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.
Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little
while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
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Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place ......smack his ass again!"
If you don't laugh at this one, there's no hope for you.
Angels Of MercyANGELS OF MERCY
You know that living isn’t easy
And sometimes dying ain’t so bad;
Whenever life gets crazy
You can lose everything you had.
When your loving comes to nothing
And you feel it never can,
And all your inner strength is gone for good
You’re just a shadow of a man
ANGELS OF MERCY
WINGS OF GOLD
I NEED SOMEONE LOOKING OUT FOR ME
I NEED SOMETHING TO HOLD
They say that angels have no substance,
They’re just a figment of the mind;
That’s why a man can love an angel
They’re always honest, true, and kind.
So if you don’t believe in nothing
Then maybe nothing’s what you need
A fantasy can get you over
When real life just won’t do the deed.
[Repeat CHORUS to fade]
Copyright 2004 Peter Sherman All rights reserved.
Monday Oct 22nd 2007just a quick note.. still on dayshift, still not sure if i dig it yet or not, but.... they are having us all dress up for Halloween so that will be fun atleast lol.. omg.. i am not telling ya what i am going as, the head boss decided everyone should dress up as disfunctional prom queens but couldnt find a dress in my size, (no i am not 2 ton tina the land whale yet, just no size 9's to be had damn it!!) soooooooooo, i am going with the original plan, which isnt plan B but is now lol.. hope that made sense.. be on the look out for some creepy pix from me over the wknd lmao.. i can hardly wait.. I love halloween not often do ya get to dress up and be someone else for a day not to mention there is candy and ya hopefully scare the shit outta someone lol.. hahahah.. til then... unpleasant dreams... xoxoxo
Your Monster Profile
Omega Worm
You Feast On: M&Ms
You Lurk Around In: Swamps
You Especially Like to Torment: British PeopleWhat's Your Monster Name?
"bring Sexy Back" Pic. Contest!Bringing Sexy Back Contest Has Started
Vote For The Hot Bodies NOW!!!
Person who brings the most sexy back with the most comments wins!!!
The Contestants are:
Kristan Smith
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Half Moon Babe
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NENOO~
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~FoxyLady1977~
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BullshitI am tired of the day to day bullshit. People who tell you one thing and then do the excat opposite piss me off. I am not usually one to write blogs but needed a way to vent, with out involving anyone else! It gets old real fast when someone says they want one thing but you can never tell if its true, becasue they never make the fucking effort to show you what then want or how they feel. Things usually just don't bother me to much but when you fuck with my head and beat around the bush with things it drives me insane. I am to the point for the most part and maybe thats how i like things, i am not blunt persay but i can be and either you like it or go fuck urself. But this shit is gettign very old very fast, and i am tired of it! For all of you that aren't like this and are my good friends thanks again!! For the people that i am refering to, you might need to think things over or say goodbye!
/ampires....donotexistFew creatures of the night have captured our imagination like vampires...
What explains our enduring fascination with vampires?
What is it about the vampire myth that explains our interest?
Is it the overtones of sexual lust, power, control...
Or is it a fascination with the immortality of the undead?
And what dark and hidden parts of our psyche are aroused and captivated
By the legends of the undead
The mysteries of the undead will continue to fascinate the living.
111 Out Of 150Level 1
(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
(X) done drugs
(X) kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) drank alcohol
SO FAR: 5
*Level 2
((X) been in love
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
() been fired
() been in a fist fight
SO FAR: 7
Level 3
(x) snuck out of a parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() been arrested
() made out with a stranger
(x) gone out on a blind date
SO FAR: 10
Level 4
() lied to a friend
() had a crush on a teacher
(x) skipped school
() slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die
SO FAR : 12
Level 5
(x) had/have a crush on one of ur MYSPACE friends
(x) been to Canada
(x) been to Mexico
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
SO FAR: 17
Level 6
(x) eaten Sushi
(x) been skiing
(x) met someone BECAUSE of myspace
(x) been mosh pitting
SO FAR: 21
Level 7
(x)been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x ) like someone right now
(x) laid o
MemoriesThinking about days of the past
back in to the shadows I am cast
back to the days when life was grand
that fate steped and delt us a shitty hand
a rain of bullets took his life
the thought, still cuts open my woundes like a knife
as his blood pooled on the cold hard ground
I tryed to screem but made no sound
I held him , as he took his last breath
that night my heart was stolen by death
I wouldnt let go ,they had to rip his body free
He's still be alive if it wasnt for me
He never knew I loves him , we were just kids
because I was a cowerd, my feelings well hid
I now stand at his grave, alone with my sarrow with out him, I dont know if i can face tomrrow
my selfishness, cost me his life,a debt I cant repay
I live with the guilt day after day
but day by day I lean to live agan
so maybe I will find forgiveness,but I dont know when
so I walk alone into the night
and cry out in slince in the full moon's light
Update For 10/22i was busy much of the day all for nothing as it seems but here are todays standings for yours truely
link #1 has 7662 and #2 has 3666 for a total of 11328 thanks everyone for helping and keep up the awesome job, don't be shy and drop by either one :D
link #1
link #2
A Poem About Our GirlfriendsA POEM ABOUT OUR GIRLFRIENDS
Someone will always be prettier.
Some will always be smarter.
Some of their houses will be bigger.
Some will drive a better car.
Their children will do better in school.
And their husband will fix more things around the house.
So let it go,
and love you and your circumstances.
Think about it!
The prettiest woman in the world can have hell in her heart.
And the most highly favored
woman on your job may be unable to have children.
And the richest woman you know,
she's got the car, the house, the clothes~~~~
might be lonely.
And the word says, "If I have not Love, I am nothing."
So, again, love you.
Love who you are.
Look in the mirror in the morning and smile and say,
"I am too blessed to be stressed and too anointed, to be disappointed!"
"Winners make things happen~~
Losers let things happen."
Be "blessed" ladies~~~~~
and pass this on to encourage another woman.
"To the world you might be one person,
but to the one person you just s
LmaooooooooOMG LMMFSAOOOOOOOOOO YA'LL GOTTA LOOK AT THIS , TOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!
http://users.telenet.be/leukelinks/flash/queen.htm
Not Too Bad Of A Day...except....Hello ya all...
Well today I got my electric bill and I dont kno how I am gonna pay it...do you sense the sarcasm? LOL It was only 19.74. I can live with that...wonder what next month will bring. I didnt use that much electric and it only did it for 2 weeks. Thats pretty cool. I also am gonna check out this program they have for those who earn a certain amount annually and I would qualify for it so I am gonna check up on that.
I really need a microwave ASAP! I am thinking about breaking down and buying one here soon or put that in a layaway and get it out later.
Jeff called me. He pretty much upset me. Like I need more stress. I think I need a day off from life in general. I am gonna do the best I can and save up for a lawyer to get the divorce ASAP. Its getting to be bullshit. I have been very nice I think here with him. I have helped him out with his bills. Helped him with his electric...kinda have to since it is in my name. But this bullshit of him needing
Empty Void...I always see people who are happy and nothing seems to bring them down.They have the whole white picket fence thing going for them.The wife,the kids and the dog in the backyard.People who dont let anything get them down.
Then you have the other side....you have the sad people.People who cant find happiness or contentment in life.Thier lives are empty and they are always searching for what will make them happy only to find out that they dont what happiness is.Is it something that was missing from birth? A person asks you what was the happiest moment of your life and you cant answer because you dont have one.And probably the cruelest of all is that statistics show happier people live longer.
I tend to believe we are predestined.There are people meant to be happy and some meant to be sad.Its not a matter of personality but of emotional vacancy.
What do believe?
Libra - Oct . 22nd, 2007 ( Ohhhhh Yeaa!!!lol)Daily Horoscope: Libra
For October 22,2007
Today is much more about life's small pleasures than about huge successes or long-term planning. In fact, you're much better off just slowing down or even taking some time off from regular activities.
NightIt is always darkest before the dawn..... Shiveringly, bone-chilling darkness and silence. Absolute calm silent darkness when you can hear the earth breathe and feel the heartbeat of the land.
Off in the distance I can hear the lonely howl of some random canine, letting the world know he's there and not afraid..... I pull closer into myself, wrapping in the warmth of wool and fur, waiting for something I'm not sure even exists. It's a lonely vigil in the still of the night, waiting.
In the hut behind me I hear the rustle as you move in your sleep, perhaps dreaming of the events previous to this night that brought us here together to this dark and lonely place of solitude. That's how I spend my vigil, thinking, remembering, wondering what's in store for the future of us, do we even have one?
Tender pinks begin to brush into the blackness of the sky, followed by brilliant magentas and crimson flames licking over the horizon.... Night's blackness is slowly fading to the grey o
FireyWhat Element Lies within you?(PICS)created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as FireFIRE! You are spunky yet loyal, and have the heart of a warrior. Though unpredictable and hard to contain, but your best buds always manage to keep you in check. you can have a bad temper but you are not mean. You are however strong and protective, so enemies WATCH OUT!
Fire
83%Wind
67%Light
67%Darkness
50%Earth
50%
Wow, Whateversometimes i wish i didn't bother looking around at what other women here say. they seem hellbent on being self righteous and holier than thou whenever they're somewhere someone else might "see" ...
i'm sorry, i don't buy the "honesty" in a mumm i opened a few minutes ago.... the girls/women in it are all so sure that women like me that like to show off what we have and ask for what we want are "not right". ....
that's kinda like saying ok, you can have a million dollars, but you can't spend it, or tell anyone you have it, or even look at it.
get the fuck over yourselves, and get over everyone else too.. some of us have ALOT of fucking PRIDE thank you, and we don't need self important bitches like yourselves telling us that we're wrong for loving what god gave us and using it how we see fit.
god gave you two eyes... does that mean you shouldn't open them and see?
didn't think so.
~Sin
The Day The Penis Asked For A RaiseThe Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
The Response :
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your
request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
I Need Serious HelpFEEDINGTHEDESIRE
I am behind by 2,000 points or so
lol......... need I beg? pulllleeeeeeeeeaaassssse?
What Is Love Anyway..=)WHAT IS LOVE ANYWAY...
LOVE~ (1) : strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties (2) : attraction based on sexual desire : affection and tenderness felt by lovers (3) : affection based on admiration, benevolence, or common interests.
okay so theirs the definition..so what if...just what if..you fall in love with someone you can never be with...no matter how much you try to convince yourself that anything can happen and happy endings do come true...what if...their is no happy ending at the end of this love story..do you hold on? or do you let go? and what if you found that one true love but let it go...do you ever find true love again..or are they just stand ins..for what should of been.
what are your thoughts on this... =)
My Friendsever since i had came to fu bar i have made some pretty good friends, i would do anything for the following ppl
angeleyez (hubba hubba :P)
cort
kisslady
vic922
blood vixen (will always be my viXXXy)
chris aka slim
kat
tina e
tina k
lisasweet
scott
tiggerbear
winduptoy
willie
theres a few more but at the moment i cant think lol. if you dont see your name on here then maybe you should take the time and actually get to know like the others have!
Ben SteinMore proof that Stein Gets It!
The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS
Sunday Morning Commentary.
My confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it
does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit
up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel
discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, "Merry Christmas" to me.
I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto.
In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters
celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there
is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in
Malibu. If people want a crche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah
a few hundred yards away.
I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't
think Christians lik
I'm DesignerQueens of the Stone Age - I'm Designer (Era Vulgaris)
My generation's for sale,
Beats a steady job.
How much have you got?
My generation don't trust no one,
Its hard to blame,
Not even ourselves.
The thing that's real for us is: fortune and fame,
All the rest seems like work.
Its just like Diamonds
In shit.
I'm high class I'm a whore,
Actually both,
Basically I'm a pro,
We've all got our own style
(of baggage),
Why hump it yourself,
You've made me an offer that I can refuse,
(course either way I get screwed)
Counter proposal:
I go home and jerk off.
It's truly a lie. I'm counterfeit myself,
It's truly a lie. I'm counterfeit myself,
You don't own, you don't own, you don't own,
You don't own what none can buy,
You don't own, neither do I.
High and mighty you say selling out is a sham,
Is that the name of your book?
Push a silver spoon in your ass,
No more holding us down,
(dog. down mutt. Nice mutt)
You're insulted, You can't be bought or sold
Joeywe were driving back from mt. vernon today and joey was making the funniest sound, and he was doing it for like 10 minutes. needless to say, i think he had too much of mt.dew and was all hyped up. i dont know exactly why i am writing this, i just think that it was halarious
I Was...=)i was the girl...who loved you.
i was the girl...who waited for you.
i was the girl..that thought you could do no wrong.
i was the girl..who put you on a pedestal.
i was the girl..who treasured every moment spent with you.
i was the girl..who wanted to end up with you.
but...
i waited...i loved...and where were you.
now im gonna be the girl you never 4get.
and you will be the boy.
who someday is gonna feel some regret.
MovingI'll be moving soon so I won't be on too much the next couple weeks but will be back in full force afterwards! :-)
Donna
More Things I Love...=)MoRe THiNgS i LoVe..
stupid SurveyS that UnCover So Much!
blasting My Music when Im Home Alone
danCing Like No oNEs WaTcHiNg
BakinG CookiEs aNd The Smell of Vanilla Candles!
DresSing Up All Girly!
Hot Pink and Black!
Photography * Shopping * Laughing * Dancing * PArtying
Summer Days and Pink Night skiEs!
Tanning
Beach Bumming.
Purple SkittlEs!
SarCAsm and cLever Letters!
QuOtes ANd StickErs !
MY FamiLy!
WriTiNg aNd MaKiNg PoUtY aNd KiSsiE FaCes!
the Feeling wheN You've Finished SomethiNg Big!
CrY FesTs With BEsT FriendS Over NonSenSE!
ScaReY MovieS!
The SmEll OF DraKkaR!
KodAk MomEnts and HallMark CommerCiaLs!
Making A GenuiNe ConNectiON with SomeOne!
SnOwMeN and TeDdy BeArS!
BAllOonS And LeaRniNg!
singINg In THe ShowEr And ThiNking Im REallY gooD!
REaDing MagAzinEs aNd GoiNG To THe GyM!
LaugHing ANd MaKing Other PeoplE Laugh!
BEinG Able To CeleBrAte All HoLIdAYs!
Being Told im PreTTy aND beinG Eyed From Across A rOom!
MYstery and Co
I ShouldI think I should remove this here account... I found a man I think I'm going to spend the rest of my life with... don't be shocked if one day I never come back here... I went almost a year... and if I didn't get mail... I might never have come back now...
Maybe A PoemI am in the mood to write. I am not, however, sure of what will fall from my brain today, or at this moment.
Its raining here in Anacortes. Its been windy for the past few days and nights. I believe there is a family of very large racoons living in the space above my room. I suppose I should explain that my room is attached to the garage and laundry room. Its right smack in the middle as a matter of fact. It is not attached to the house except by a deck. Last night I thought that the racoon ( god please let it be a racoon) was going to come through the roof. I could hear rats scurrying around in the garage and outside also.
Its a great place. No really it is. The room is quite contained and the rats can't get in. And as long as the ceiling holds the worlds largest racoon can't get in either. Well I guess poetry didn't flow through the ol fingertips today.
Thats all right. It will. For those of you who know my situation. I will be going to get my middle daughter Sierra from her da
Yes Im A Bitch..=)When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature that I am, with all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
I am proud to be a bitch! It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.
I am outspoken, opinionated, and determined.
I want what I want, and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp o
All About Me...=)I Consider myself to be a very happy go lucky person.. I love to have fun.. Im a Gemini..so I tend to bore easily and Change my mind alot.. I tend to be unpredictable and very stubborn...but to know me..is to love me.. I love spending time with my family and friends... I also love photography, the ocean, dancing, being a total dork with my friends, animals, listening to music, driving fast, Lounging in the sun, meeting awesome people who make me laugh, flips flops, elizabeth arden makeup, american manicures, BabyDoll dresses, Poison Candy Fashion, Shopping, Ben and Jerrys ice cream, rollercoasters, romantic eveings, grey Goose vodka, waterparks, happy bunny, vacationing, high heels, jeans and tittie tops, playing dress up, road trips, kayaking, talking on the phone, Biking, Hiking, anything outdoors, dresses and dressing up, going to the movies, blender drinks, bonfires, camping, black and white photos, long walks, hot bubble baths, wild hair and pig tails, nascar, the chicago cubs, fa
Support!I'm not breaking this one. If I get it a 1000 times, I'll forward it a 1000 times! Let us pray..
Prayer chain for our Military... Don't break it!
Please send this .. a short prayer. Prayer for our soldiers Don't break it!
Prayer:
"Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen."
Prayer Request: When you receive this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our troops around the world.
There is nothing attached. Just send this to people in your address book. Do not let it stop with you. Of all the gifts you could give a Marine, Soldier, Sailor, Airman, & others deployed in harm's way, prayer is the very best one.
GOD BLESS YOU FOR PASSING IT ON
Life Do You Have It Figured Out Yet..=)37 years and I still don't have this LIFE thing figured out. But what I've learned is that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on and it will be better tomorrow. I wear my heart on my sleeve, I think it fits quite nicely there. Being a good person with a caring disposition is your best accesory and it never goes out of style. I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as "making a life." Amid my "busy" lifestyle I have realized that I need to not only stop and smell the roses somtimes, but plant my own garden too. I realize everyday that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back.
I've learned that when ever I decide something with an open heart I usually make the right decision. I'm a perfectionist to a fault. I dont settle...with anything... ever. I'm an "all or nothing" kinda gal who knows what I deserve and will do whatever it takes to get it. I've learned that people
HellIt is easy to go down into hell; Night and Day the gates of dark death stand wide; But to climb back up again, to retrace one's step to the open air, there lies the problem, The difficult taks.
Virgil: tha Aeneid
Heart On My Sleeve..=)i wear my heart on my sleeve, leaving it for every one to see.. so when you stomp it..dont you know..that your hurting me in ways youll never know...for if i wore it to be hidden...would you be much nicer and smitten, or does the placment of my heart really not play a big part...=)
The Hardest Part!I had said in past entries that I was gonna withdraw from school because of my condition and that future treatments are gonna be more intense than the ones I have already had. Today, I started the process of withdrawing from my classes. The procedure is to get each professor to sign the form saying your dropping their class, write a letter to the Dean stating I am taking medical leave and then get my doctor to also send a letter. Sound easy? Actually, it's not as simple as it sounds, and I discovered that today.
They say that the hardest thing to do in life is to say goodbye to them. Facing 4 or 5 professors I can do, but what happens when you also have to tell your now-former classmates what is going on? This was hard on me! Most of the people in my Social Work class have built friendships with me or have asked what is wrong with me. My professor asked me what should she tell them. I was heartbroken, but I said I would face them myself - I'd rather they hear it from me.
Out Of The Mouths Of BabesA mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.
'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'
'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the m other replied.
'It's not polite.'
'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do! you weigh?'
'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'
Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'
'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!'
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.
'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.'
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.'
The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?
'I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.'
BurlesqueRecently there has been a proliferation of tabloid celebrities going sans underwear and "flashing," a practice not unique to our current celebutants but in fact used by the burlesque queens of the early 20th century in order to give their audience a thrill and spread word of their skill. But instead of being busted by the censors or the cops, as the original peelers were, these contemporary flashers like Brit, Linds and Paris are splashed across pages of scandal sheets, increasing their public profile, for better or for worse.
Over the last ten years I have spent researching and documenting the last generation of American burlesque queens, I learned a trick or two about the art of flashing. Now keep in mind these ladies of the stage did not go commando but rather were well attired in both inner and outer g-string in addition to an outer costume consisting of up to ten pieces. Rather than offering photographers a free peek while exiting cars, the original queens of burlesque flashed
9 Words Women Use!!!!!9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6 That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
595Yeah I know this is my second blog entry in like 5 minutes, but I need some help. I need 8000 comments for a 3 day blast. Please help?!? Just click the little music icon below to help me out!
Anna's Personal Life ThoughtsLife is good.
Sometimes it takes us down many paths, and hopefully, I have learned a thing or two along the way. I would like to share with you some of my personal philosophies:
1) Learn to say that you are sorry, and do not let the sun set down before closing your eyes to go to sleep, no matter if it's not your fault. You might not be given the chance to say it on another time, and will live with the regret of it always.
2) Do not make promises that you already know that you are unable to complete or have no intentions of keeping. Rather say, I can not commit to that idea now, and will take more time to consider it, or just say, NO... that will not work, rather than to raise someone else's expectations to be filled with future disappointment.
3) When the going gets tough, get yourself up, grip yourself by the pants and hike it up to a new level and DO NOT GIVE UP OR LET ANYONEEEEEEE TELL YOU TO GIVE UP!! Be your only reason that you do not succeed, not because you
Points***You've just been awarded 345 points for being online!***
IF IT WASN'T FOR ONLINE POINTS MULTIPLE TIME A DAY AND MY
100 11'S EVERYDAY, I WOULDN'T BE MAKING HARDLY ANY POINTS
AT ALL.
***I'M NOT HERE FOR POINTS. I'M HERE FOR FRIENDSHIP.***
THAT'S THE BIGGEST LINE OF BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD.
THERE'S NO SUCH CONCEPT AS FRIENDSHIP ON THIS SITE. THERE'S
ONE PARTICULAR WOMAN ON THIS SITE WITH OVER 28,300 FRIENDS.
I'LL BET EVERY PENNY I HAVE THAT SHE NEVER TALKS TO ABOUT
28,300 OF THEM SO WHY HAVE THEM AS A FRIEND? IF YOU'RE NOT
HERE FOR POINTS, WHY POST ALL THE PHOTOS YOU DO? WHY POST
STASHES?
I'VE ALREADY DELETED 4 TODAY WITH PROBABLY MORE ON THE WAY.
I CAME HERE WITH NO FRIENDS SO IT REALLY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE
TO ME IF OR HOW MANY I HAVE.
THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS BLOG ARE MINE AND NOT SUBJECT
TO RESPONSES. NEGATIVE RESPONSES COULD MAKE YOU THE NEXT ONE
DELETED. DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU READ HERE, THEN YOU CAN MOVE ON
TO ANOTHER PAGE AS FA
Harley ThemeShould it stay or should it go? I like it in all. its just not clickin for me.
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Like You.....Stay low.
Soft, dark, and dreamless,
Far beneath my nightmares and loneliness.
I hate me,
For breathing without you.
I don't want to feel anymore for you.
Grieving for you,
I'm not grieving for you.
Nothing real love can't undo,
And though I may have lost my way,
All paths lead straight to you.
I long to be like you,
Lie cold in the ground like you.
Halo,
Blinding wall between us.
Melt away and leave us alone again.
The humming, haunted somewhere out there.
I believe our love can see us through in death.
There's room inside for two and I'm not grieving for you,
I'm coming for you.
You're not alone,
No matter what they told you, you're not alone.
I'll be right beside you forevermore.
And as we lay in silent bliss,
I know you remember me.
594I am truly hurt. Someone called me a racist because of the icon pictures I have supporting my local baseball team. The Cleveland Indians. I am far from being a racist person. If you feel that I am racist for supporting my hometown team - Then screw you!
~ya Im Supposed 2 B Working.,..~Yes I am Bored.....
Body: 1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find?
the flatbed of my truck?? nothing in it
2. Do you go to the bathroom with door open or closed?
If I am at my house, open, anybody elses, closed....lol
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers or just thrown in?
Everything must be folded and have you ever tried to fold a damn thong???
4. Sleep on your back or stomach?
sides with legs out drooling on pillow
5. Are you a cuddler?
not at all ... if im sleeping i get crabby
6. Something that happened today that made you mad?
i work up and i heard from someone id didnt want too
7. What were you doing before this survey?
blah blah
8. What will you do after this survey?
maybe some work
9. What are you wearing right now?
Navy blue cotton pants and a white tee
10. How many times have you been in love?
that is a difficult one... im learning the older i get what it really means... well see only the future holds fact
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Popcorn StuffingHere is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who ju st are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
4 - 5 lb. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with
melted butter salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.
When the chicken's ass blows the oven door
open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.
And, you thought I couldn't cook...
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Plz Go Show Her Some Love
I Need Your Help!Hi my name is Maria! Can you help me find him? He was born in Burlington, Vermont In July,1970. His Birth Parents Grace E. Patch and Bill (William) Perkins. If you are or know anyone born in this City and State around this date plz. let me know. He has Family who want to find him.
This Is Badeverybodys like older then me they all could be my father or my grandpa lmfao im so young
DONT FLIRT WITH ME SICKOS!!!!! lol
Helpdoes anyone listen to disturbed and they have a video that they are on a bus and they look all depressed and shit and one of the guys has an ipod and is listening to it???
This Isntthe place for me im guessing because this seems like an older person place and im getting hit on by old men. im younger then you people so dont call me hot or cute cause i dont want to hear it from you okay!! and if i dont respond to you sorry im probably busy okay. and im tired of this site deleteing my pics and they not even naked im covering myself fucking stupid asses! i always see slut photos on here but no they dont delete those just mine thats fuckin messed up!!!!
The Man In The Red TruckOK, so I go to pick up my daughter at her after-school program. There is a circle drive, and I pulled in along the circle drive to go and get her. I go in, get her, and I come out and there is this old dude ranting and raving about something. It turns out, he was ticked because he had pulled up too close to the car in front of him, and I was too close to him, so he couldn't get out. Now, realize I was in the place for less than five minutes, so it wasn't like he was waiting for forever. I pretty much ignored him and got in the car. I told my usually slow-as-molasses daughter to hurry it up, and as she's getting settled in this dude has the nerve to come up to the window and ask me to back up a little bit so that he could get out, but he was extremely rude about it. I said that I would move as soon as he got her seatbelt on, and he screamed at me "well don't sit there and read a book!!!" I was confused, but then realized that I was holding papers that my daughter had handed me,
How Do I Love Thee?How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need; by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,--I love thee with the breath.
Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death?
[Elizabeth wrote this poem to Robert;
Robert’s reply: “Come grow old with me; the best is yet to be.”]
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Airport...Today He met me at the airport. As soonas he saw me he came over and kissed me, bending me slightly in the most loving embrace. He took hold of my hand and led me to his waiting car. As He turned on the gas, He looked deep into my eys, and I knew what He wanted. We drove down the road slowly, and then He pulled over. He looked at me and told me that He had been missing me for eternity, then He ordered me to hitch up my skirt and pull down my panties and bend over the seat with the door open. He then came round the car, and slapped me on the butt again and again until I squealed in pain. He then thrust himself into me hard and deep, knowing that people would be watching from the highway, but knowing also that I would always be just his. As he thrust I could feel him getting more and more excited, thrusting harder the more excited He became. I could feel Him come so deep inside, and I knew I would get no pleasure this time... but this is my pleasure...
Another UpdateThe whole community, along with several others.. in fact, over 250,000 San Diegans have been mandatorily evacuated from their homes. Even Qualcomm Stadium (home of the Chargers) is now a huge evacuation center.
Helped water, and pack up my friends, make phone calls to neighbors and evacuated to my friends Ellen and Bill, to his daughter's house along the coast in Leucadia.
I talked to my roommate while we were driving to the coast and there are fires north of San Diego, just south of Anaheim/Disneyland in Irvine - so the 5 freeway is jammed up and there is no way for me to get back home.. I'm only an hour's drive from home and can't get there!! Fortunately, Anaheim is safe, but the ash rain and winds are taking its toll up there. I was at least able to get online to give me something to do, but may have to spend the night at my childhood friend's office in Solana Beach if I cannot drive home tonight...Not going to horn in on my friend's family, so will try and do something until
How Do I Change?If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labour.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.
Imagine #2You know a dream is like a river, ever changing as it flows.
And a dreamer's just a vessel that must follow where it goes.
Trying to learn from what's behind you and never knowing what's in store
makes each day a constant battle just to stay between the shores.
And I will sail my vessel 'til the river runs dry.
Like a bird upon the wind, these waters are my sky.
I'll never reach my destination if I never try,
So I will sail my vessel 'til the river runs dry.
Too many times we stand aside and let the water slip away.
To what we put off 'til tomorrow has now become today.
So don't you sit upon the shore and say you're satisfied.
Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance the tides.
By: Garth Brooks
Work....ok so i work like every fuckin day and i love it but i met this guy..... and he knows who he is....(chris)haha... and it blows because i like talking to him and i work nights.....and that is like the only time i can talk to him and it really sucks.... because he works during the day... please people give me some advice....
much love
**Bridgette**
What If This Is As Good As It Gets?My life is spinning into a bottomless abyss of failure and loneliness and there isn't anything I can do to stop it. No matter how hard I try to get a woman or a career, the faster I seem to fail. Makes me wonder what the point of life if all there is failure after failure. That's no gold at the end of the rainbow, that's there's no light at the end of the tunnel. If something good don't happen soon I fear I don't know what will happen to me or what I might do just to stop the endless pain in my life. The endless assault of failure. If anyone has any suggestions that might help and don't just say "it'll happen." Because from my vantage point my ship will never come in because it already struck an ice berg and Leonardo DiCaprio is holding onto a piece of driftwood freezing. So any other suggestions other then that will be listened too. Of course one you saying you'd meet with me to talk might help, but I know that's not going to happen either. Waiting for death.
Dear AlcoholALCOHOL
Current mood: amused
Dear Alcohol,
First and foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.
As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings). However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:
1. Phone calls and text messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation after 2 a.m. can have much substance or necessity. Why would you make me call my ex's? Especially when I know, for a fact, they DO NOT want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night.
2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal. But, why do you
suggest that I eat a taco with c
ImagineWhat if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed?
And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven
and there plucked an strange and beautiful flower?
And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand?
Ah, what then?
-Samuel Taylor Coleridge
MovingI'm moving soon, so I won't be here much - don't give up on me. :-)
Making Pumpkins For My Family And Friends That Want OneI created pumpkins for my family and friends, check the out in my default folder. If you don't see one for you and you want one let me know I would be glad to make you one:D
Much love to you all!!!
oh and if your a point wh*re save it to a folder and upload it yourself and let me know so I can go comment and rate it:D
Cali Firesjust came back from cali for a wkend getaway w/ my husband and our kids.....we had to drive where there were fires on each side of the road....it wasnt too bad but how freaky tho....there was this wooden elec pole still burning..flames coming out and all.................making for a gr8 horror flick...lol........
~you Know You're A Redneck....~When you're arrested for starting a brawl at a WAFFLE HOUSE!!
thank you, Kid Rock....
a WAFFLE- fuckin- HOUSE??!!??
LOLOLOLOL!!!
"I wanted those hash browns scattered, smothered AND covered, asshole!!"
*SMACK!!*
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
And I Alwaysfind slutty pictures of other people on here like men and women but only my photos get reported i dont see why its fair. i hate this website now it sucks.
This Sucksit wont let me put photos of me on here because they get reported and thats effing gay i need to find another site where i can upload ne kind of photo of me. this just totally sucks ass lol
MedicultureLast year in the United States, about 1.6 million children and teenagers -
280,000 of them under the age of ten-
Were given two or more psychiatric drugs in combination.
Over 500,000 were prescribed at least three psychiatric drugs.
More than 160,000 got at least four medications together.
Source: Medco Health Solutions, 2005
What To DoNo car to leave,
i wanna party... and git me some..
Describe Your Worst Date.My worst date was when i drove 50 miles to pick her up. Went to a nice medeterainian restaurant and then paid for dinner. At dinner , she made the waitress cry and then sat there and compared me to her ex. Talk about crazy. Lets hear yours.
U Pick Pic Contesthello ive done this contest before and it was good.so all i ask is the pic be safe for work,no drama,no hasseling the others and have fun ty
U Pick Pic Contest
this is a any pic u like to enter.it must be safe for work.
the contest will be 10 days long.looking for 10 to 20 people
start date will be posted when i have at least 10 people singed up
u can send or tell me in priavat what pic u want.i can rip or u send
the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes
now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u
need to be at least a level 3
and u need a salute pic on profile
u can comment and bomb yourself
no down rateing others in contest
no cheating ill be watching
prizes to be awarded are
1st place a month vic and 1 million fubucks
2nd place will get 7 day blast and car of choice
3rd gets 3day blast and a ring or bracelet
Dear GodI finally have the internet back! It still amazes me how much i love and hate the internet. But well here we are again!! Nice to see some new faces and sorry about the long break.
hugs and kisses
The Lucky Charms QuizThe Lucky Charms® Test
An amazing new study shows that your favorite Lucky Charms marshmallow bit shape determines what you're like in bed! Yes, it's true--just take this simple test to determine your true bedroom personality:
Pink Hearts
Yellow Moons
Orange Stars
Green Clovers
Blue Diamonds
Purple Horseshoes
Cereal Shapes
Lucky Charms® is a registered trademark of General Mills, Inc. and is © copyright 1996 by General Mills, Inc. All of the shapes and characters are also property of General Mills, Inc. The information provided on this page and the pages linked to this one exists solely as a parody and is in no way connected to General Mills.
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Pink Hearts If you like pink hearts, you're the romantic type. You like your partner to whisper romantic phrases into your ear and, if he's too distracted to form cohere
RacistsYOU PASS ME ON THE STREET AND SNEER IN MY DIRECTION. YOU CALL ME "CRACKER", "HONKEY", "WHITEY" AND EVEN "THE MAN" AND YOU THINK IT'S OK. BUT WHEN I CALL YOU, "NIGGER", "KIKE", "TOWELHEAD", "SAND-NIGGER", "CAMEL JOCKEY", "BEANER" OR "CHINK" YOU CALL ME A RACIST. YOU SAY THAT WHITES COMMIT A LOT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST YOU, SO WHY ARE THE GHETTOS THE MOST DANGEROUS PLACES TO LIVE? YOU HAVE THE UNITED NEGRO COLLEGE FUND. YOU HAVE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY. YOU HAVE BLACK HISTORY MONTH. YOU HAVE CAESAR CHAVEZ DAY. YOU HAVE YOM HASHOAH YOU HAVE MA'ULED AL-NABI YOU HAVE THE NAACP. YOU HAVE BET. IF WE HAD WET(WHITE ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION) WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A WHITE PRIDE DAY YOU WOULD CALL US RACISTS. IF WE HAD WHITE HISTORY MONTH, WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD AN ORGINIZATION TO "ADVANCE" OUR LIVES WE'D BE RACISTS. IF WE HAD A COLLEGE FUND THAT ONLY GAVE WHITE STUDENTS SCHOLARSHIPS, YOU KNOW WE'D BE RACISTS. IN THE MILLION MAN MARCH, YOU BELIEVED YOU WERE MARCHING FOR YOUR RACE AND RIGHTS. I
Rippers And Pervsok you all know i don't say much unless something piss's me off! so here i go 1st of all i'm not trying to hurt feelings or make ppl mad but for those who don't know or just don't care ask before you rip it's only good manors! and don't go to someones page and rate 1 pic and rip 4 because 1st of all you don't get points for riped pics anyway ! so just because you thank it's funny still ask before you rip! and perv's no i don't want to watch you wack off so don't ask and don't ask me if i have yahoo or msn unless i know you i'm not talking to you on there and don't get on here and start ordering me give you my yahoo address because i don't take orders from anyone and all it will get you is a go to hell or bite my ass so if you want someone to cam you and let you cam them pick another woman because i'm sick of it ! so if you can't act normal and not like a physco idiot then do it somewhere else! i'm not saying this because i don't ppl to talk to me but what i am saying is treae me with
Dangercandy warning if your a parent please READ
Body: IF YOU HAVE KIDS---READ THIS!!! Halloween Warning for Parent
PLEASE PASS THIS TO ANYONE THAT HAS CHILDREN!!
Parents Beware
Halloween Warning for Parents
There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition.
It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange.
It looks just like pop rocks.
Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc.
Pass this around it could save some family a lot of heartache!
They call it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.
Special Agent Todd V. Coleman
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
U.S. Immigra
Things I Misscuddling, waking up next to someone who cares about me, my childhood, that special someone who makes me nervous eating breakfast with that person, making them dinner, leaving a rose by the bed doing special things for them
Tv SeriesSERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food .
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation). He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, pl
Candy Warningcandy warning if your a parent please READ
Body: IF YOU HAVE KIDS---READ THIS!!! Halloween Warning for Parent
PLEASE PASS THIS TO ANYONE THAT HAS CHILDREN!!
Parents Beware
Halloween Warning for Parents
There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition.
It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange.
It looks just like pop rocks.
Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc.
Pass this around it could save some family a lot of heartache!
They call it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.
Special Agent Todd V. Coleman
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
U.S. Immigra
My Family For Real!Hey all Let me introduce you to my neice, if I haven't already. Show her some love would you? Please be nice too..she is my family, ok? Love you all! She is going to kill me for doing this..LMAO
chrissy@ fubar
imikimi - Customize Your World
I Am Letting GoOkay so here is the plan for me and everything I am going through
I have decided to let the past go. Everyone and everything that has happened that really hurts. I am chosing not to remember any more. Right now everyone has a clean slate. I am gonna just try to remember all the good in my life..
Like 2003 graduated high school
2005 had my first baby boy
2007 had my second baby boy and my start of my new way of thinking about like
My feelings about life is to live each day like its your last. Love who you want to and be with those who matter the most in your life.
And last but not least screw all haters because now my mission in life is to be happy...fuck with that and watch me drop you like your nothing.
Bob DylanEmotionally Yours
Come baby, find me, come baby, remind me of where I once begun.
Come baby, show me, show me you know me, tell me you're the one.
I could be learning, you could be yearning to see behind closed doors.
But I will always be emotionally yours.
Come baby, rock me, come baby, lock me into the shadows of your heart.
Come baby, teach me, come baby, reach me, let the music start.
I could be dreaming but I keep believing you're the one I'm livin' for.
And I will always be emotionally yours.
It's like my whole life never happened,
When I see you, it's as if I never had a thought.
I know this dream, it might be crazy,
But it's the only one I've got.
Come baby, shake me, come baby, take me, I would be satisfied.
Come baby, hold me, come baby, help me, my arms are open wide.
I could be unraveling wherever I'm traveling, even to foreign shores.
But I will always be emotionally yours.
Re: Hitlery !-!-!-!-RE: Hitlery !-!-!-!-
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Awake
Date: 22 Oct 2007, 14:06
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: "Hitlery-Hillary"Date: Oct 22, 2007 2:04 PM
I Wouldput some images of me on here since theirs like alot of people with pics like it. but they might delete mine but yeah i wont even though i like the pictures of me i was going to add. i might just go to my myspace and get some of my photos from there and add it to here hopefully somebody will comment on them.
Watchin Movie LmfaoLETS SEE WHERE TO START ONE WORD TRANSFROMERS BBL IF ITS A FLIRT LAUGH AT ME WITH POKE USER IF IT ANIT BUY ME A BEER LMFAO BBL AND IF YOU REALLY NEED TO TALK TO ME BLOW MY EMAIL UP AND IF YOU GOT MY NUMBER RING RING THE PHONE HOLLA :-s=D
Smilng!since we met you have made me a happier person..Each day that passes my days get brighter and brighter..with each passing moment i crave the sound of you're voice the feel of you're skin next to mine.. The smile on you're face wondering if it's mine. So with each passing day these feeling's become more real for me as i hope for you!
Boredim bored trying to figure out how to put background on this and nobody is online on aim right now so yeah i got nobody to talk too lol
Read This, Its ImportantI just made an update to my about me on my page...this is what it says now...
READ THIS:
1. If you come to my page and don't do anything, especially if you are a faceless profile or a fake pic profile, I will be questioning you.
2. I will NOT except friend requests unless you say something in them. I want to know why you want to be friends with me.
3. I am an easy person to get along with, but I am not here looking for "Love" nor am I looking for sex, cybering, or anything like that. So if your intentions are to try and get any of this, you may as well turn around and go away from my page.
4. If you want to know my thoughts or feelings on things, then you need to read my blogs. If you want to question me about those, leave a comment. If I want to discuss it with you, then I will reply. Otherwise, I don't feel like discussing it, or I feel it is none of your business.
5. Do not think you know me by how I reply to things in a mumm, or by the questions I ask in mumms.
Job Corp!!!every thing is set im in and reporting for dutiy on Oct. 29, 2007.
This Is MeTo every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that did what she wanted to do.
To every guy that cried in front of her.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her just because he can.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
To every guy who told his
Hey All!Sorry that I haven't been chatting lately, just been extremely busy since getting home, planning 2 other trips, and following up on my last. will be talking to y'all soon though....Have fun
How To Upload A VideoHow do i upload a video on here and is it took long if it is 35 secs and can it have voice or not?
Cops Ordered Maher Protesters ReleasedCops Ordered Maher Protesters Released
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------
From: Paul Joseph Watson
Date: 22 Oct 2007, 13:31
Cops Ordered Maher Protesters Released Alex Jones was joined on air yesterday by We Are Change LA 9/11 truth activists Katie Kurtzman Bruno Bruhwiler to discuss their infiltration of Bill Maher's HBO show last Friday night. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/221007Maher_infiltration.htm
Big ConcertGoing to see Van Halen tonight at the Palace in Auburn Hills. I know they're a little old, but the price of admission alone is worth hearing that awesome guitar solo. Rock on!!!!
Model Time!!!!!!!!!!!well i just got off the phone with my agent telling me i have my first bbw model shot come friday i have looking for this call for like weeks and years and i just got it and i wanna share my happiness with you all cause i love you guys very much mmmmmmuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
Women Are Phenominal........... ;-)A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.
"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.
Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"
God said:
"When I made the woman she had to be special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,
yet gentle enough to give comfort
I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue with out complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to
Okay For Some People That Need To Know Things About MeOkay well first of here is somethings people should know about me
I enjoy talking to people. I love meeting new people. But my family is first and for most. Most likely if your one of my friends you get treated like family. That is just how I am.
I will always tell people the honest to god truth when what I know to be true.
Here are some truths that need to be out in the open.
Yeah I hang out with guys more than girls
When my 'brother' and his girl broke up I interduced his ass to fubar and myyearbook so he could meet some people. What he does from there is all up to him. If he goes out on a date its not my fault. Okay! Get that from the start.
Oh well thats about it for now. I will talk more later. much loves to all
Grrrrrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ok just need to grawl and get the frustration out
Have you ever just wanted to go some where and scream.
No it may not make things better or fix anything but it sure makes you feel a little better.
I trully am at the end of my ropes and am stuck and am lost at which way to go.
I want so much but Am not achieving anything At least I dont feel I am.
There are things I want that I cant have at least not at this time.
Then there are things I need and the harder I try nothing seems to work out.
I know time and patience but damn running out of both.
Ok one more for the road
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Life....well my life took a really bad turn for the worst..... and i fell into this fuckin hole... and i never thought i was going to make it out....
and neither did ne of my friends...
WELL.... all i have to say is FUCK U ALL...
this is for all of the people that never thought i would get my shit straightened out....
well i did....
I have compleatly started over....
and im not going to fuck up this time
Dumb JokeOne day a blonde was taking a shower. She only has 3 neighbors... a father of a marine son, a pregnant lady, and a blind man, so she is taking a shower and her doorbell rings.
she puts a towel on and goes down to answer it. It's the father of a marine son... he says...
"Congradulate me, my son came home from the war!!" "Oh congradulations!"
she goes back in the shower & her door bell rings again.
it's the pregnant lady... she says
"Congradulate me, i just had a baby!" "Oh congradulations!"
she goes back in the shower & her doorbell rings again so she thinks , "Well since it's the blind man i dont have to put on my towel" so she goes down stairs & answers the door
the blind man says... "Congradulate me, i'm not blind anymore!!!!"
Calm NightOkay this poem sucks...I'm going to have to fix it....
Under the trees,
I can see the stars,
Here I am in the night,
Fireflies dance all around,
Like fallen stars,
The night is the shades of purple and black,
Still soft and warm,
Safe and a peaceful calmness,
The pond reflects the glowing moon,
A stone would ripple it,
So keep it calm,
Under the tree I wish to stay,
The night,
The calmness,
The serenity…
(c) Stace "AmaOni" J
Last Nights Presidential Debates (highlights)Last nights Presidential debates (HIGHLIGHTS)
From: Drifter
Date: Oct 22, 2007 12:48 PM
From: Turtle
Date: Oct 22, 2007 2:26 PM
This is going over the top! Blatant obfuscation!
It's sad and bewildering to me to think that there are people out there buying into this crap, one wonders if they will ever wake up...?
"Your own poll is no good?" Ron Paul asks Hannity....
I tested it. If you tried to vote more than once in their "text poll" you received an error message reading " You have already voted on tonight's debate. Thank you for your participation."
But FOX needs to hear our unabated opinion on how we feel they handled this erroneous debate.
This is completely unacceptable...!
They attack the man with the most morals and principles on that stage?!
They attack the man with the most consistent voting record to uphold and protect the Constitution of the United States?!
They attack the one man that has unwaveringly fought
Away With You Theni found a girl that i really like. she had beatiful hair nice boobies and was pretty but when i yelled that to her from across the street and walked towerd her she start running. what is it with women all bitches or something?
What Does It Mean When A Woman Wants Her Space?Is she telling me that its time for her to see other guys? Why can't she just say its over & stop leaving me hanging on the line like an old dress in her closet...when she really has a dress she likes to wear better...If I'm not wanted I feel it & I'd be more than happy to move on & let you be happy with what you have...
Feels So GoodThis is how it feels, exciting the raw pink.
Slow, slow at first, little spark of thought
Ignites into torrid fantasy.
Deliciously, tortuously slow,
Middle finger slides across sensitive skin,
Dipping into warm pink folds,
Circles of arousal,
Hips lifting in supplication to the
Goddess of the hand.
Faster now, reaching for the
Firm, waxy clit.
Blossom opens its petal to receive a stroke,
Sticks out her moist tongue to taste the fingertip.
Raw pink,
Tender hot flesh oozing spicy juices.
Cums now, cums now
No awareness except the rapture,
Imploding red blossoms behind clenched eyes,
Nipples massaged, tweaked to fullness,
Barely touchable in their ecstatic extension.
Thighs and cheeks soaking into the sheets,
Sticky, heated sweetness-musk,
Gift from the raw pink.
Pulse beat spreads throughout,
To lips and eyelids from still-throbbing clit,
Coursing up through fluttering belly
To distended nipples, to lips pursed for breath,
Raw pink sleeps satiated.
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If You Have Kids---read This!!! Halloween Warning For Parentcandy warning if your a parent please READ
Body: IF YOU HAVE KIDS---READ THIS!!! Halloween Warning for Parent
PLEASE PASS THIS TO ANYONE THAT HAS CHILDREN!!
Parents Beware
Halloween Warning for Parents
There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks. It smells like strawberry also and it is being handed out to kids in school yards in AR. I'm sure it will make its way around the country. Kids are ingesting this thinking it is candy and being rushed off to the ER in dire condition.
It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange.
It looks just like pop rocks.
Please instruct children to not accept candy that looks like this even from a friend and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc.
Pass this around it could save some family a lot of heartache!
They call it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.
Special Agent Todd V. Coleman
U.S. Department of Homeland Security
U.S. Immigra
*chuckles*I was just looking at a pic of me and someone on myspace and it made me grin.
Its funny how when you've had a crush on someone for so long, they still make your heart skip a beat.
Be Your Best Self.The good you find in others, is in you too.
The faults you find in others, are your faults as well.
After all, to recognize something you must know it.
The possibilities you see in others, are possible for you as well.
The beauty you see around you, is your beauty.
The world around you is a reflection, a mirror showing you the person you are.
To change your world, you must change yourself.
To blame and complain will only make matters worse.
Whatever you care about, is your responsibility.
What you see in others, shows you yourself.
See the best in others, and you will be your best.
Give to others, and you give to yourself.
Appreciate beauty, and you will be beautiful.
Admire creativity, and you will be creative.
Love, and you will be loved.
Seek to understand, and you will be understood.
Listen, and your voice will be heard.
Teach, and you will learn.
Show your best face to the mirror, and you'll be happy with the face looking back at you
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I WouldWhat would I do to give you pleasure
It is a question that is to easy to answer.
I would use my eyes
To take in your beauty.
I would use my hands
To caress every pore of your skin.
I would use my lips
To kiss you here, there, and everywhere.
I would use my fingers
To explore you wherever they may wander.
I would use my teeth
To gently nibble and bite.
I would use my tongue
To taste your soul.
I would use my mouth
To let you feel my hot breath blow behind your ears.
Only with you asleep at my side
Would I consider my joyous task complete.
Sleep well, sleep tight my love
For you will need your rest….
For tomorrow night.
I Want YouI want you to fantasize
Thinking about me at night
When the lights are out
And your breath is hot.
I want you to dream
Of hearing me moan
And saying dirty things
In the heat of the second.
I want you to see me
Naked on your bed
Ready for you
To come and take me.
I want you.
To want me
ComparisonWOMEN:
- Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart, knowing that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.
- Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
- Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
- A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable.
- Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
- The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals.
- They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people you come in contact with.
MEN:
- Men are good at lifting heavy stuff a
Fu-hubby's In HospitalMy sweetie Just Shizzle is in the hospital until Thursday. He wishes all well and hopes everyone is doing great. If you don't know him here's a link to his page. Send you're fu-love and he will great apricate it and try his best to get everyone back when he's out. Thank you bunches to those who do. :)
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Friends Pt 2i dont get it ppl. you start talkin to someone and things start goin good, you have same interest and you begin to like than and they just ignore you. what the fuck ppl what the fuck. can anybody here explain why
A True Boyfriend [i Know My Bf Is One!]If i don't call you
[ Its because i'm waiting for you to call me ]
When i walk away from you mad
[ Follow me ]
When i stare at your mouth
[ Kiss me ]
When i push you or hit you
[ Grab me and don't let go ]
When i start cussing at you
[ Kiss me and tell me you love me ]
When i'm quiet
[ Ask me whats wrong ]
When i ignore you
[ Give me your attention ]
When i pull away
[ Pull me back ]
When you see me at my worst
[ Tell me i'm beautiful ]
When you see me start crying
[Just hold me and don't say a word ]
When you see me walking
[ Sneak up and hug my waist from behind ]
When i'm scared
[ Protect me ]
When i lay my head on your shoulder
[ Tilt my head up and kiss me ]
When i steal your favorite hat
[ Let me keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When i tease you
[ Tease me back and make me laugh ]
When i don't answer for a long time
[ reassure me that everything is okay ]
When i look at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]
W
Power Of WomenThere were 11 people hanging on to a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman.
They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go. Finally the woman gave a really touching speech on how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children and giving in to men.
All of the men started clapping.
Irresponsible CoupleWhile on a car trip, an old couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
The old woman unfortunately left her glasses on the table, but didn’t miss them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.
The old man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant, telling his wife she needs to be more responsible about her belongings.
When they finally arrived, as the old woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses the old man said, “While you’re in there, you may as well get my hat, too.”
I Miss Her...Yesterday was one year since a good friend of mine died in a horrible car accident. She was with a friend of hers and they were both drunk and from what we were told he fell asleep behind the wheel and they hit a field drive. She had her seatbelt on but still didnt make it she died instantly. I miss her very much and I still cant believe she is gone. She was the type of person who always made you feel like you belonged and if you werent having fun she made sure to find a way to help you have fun! She brought out the good in everyone and went out of her way to help everyone she could. I miss you Amy. RIP!
Was It NothingPouring out grief
Into the winds of change
Watching my soul discourse
At the whim of unseen gusts
How my weary tears
Whipped into a frantic frenzie
Of foamed waves
Dispersing into nothingness
Melding back into the sea
As though they never existed
What can measure my emptiness?
Not the bowls of the ocean
Nor the breadth of its reach
Nor can it hold the longing
He once created in me
This pain shows no mercy
It merely swallows me
Like a hungry beast
What once had the power
Thrusting me into heavens arms
Exciteing my body to ecstasy
Caressing my mind to orgasmic pleasure
Dissolved to just a momentary ripple
In an endless ocean
Where only illusions survive.
It's What Makes Summer So Good!Now that the summer is officially over... it's time to reflect on what makes summer so good... did you accomplish any of the following things???
I wrote this at the beginning of the summer... and I think I did pretty well!
Frosty Beverages, Lobster, Barbeque, the hot sun and All That is Good in Summer
I’m gathering my ideas and thoughts and making my list of what-to-do’s and what-to-have’s for this summer and I think I have some work cut out for me this summer.
This time of year we all worry about what we look like because the clothes start to get smaller and tighter. We start looking at those pale parts that haven’t seen the light of day in several months. And we spend more time outside and complain that we wish the weather was nicer several weeks ago so we could have already been doing this.
So, I have thought long and hard and made my list of things to do for this summer. The list is not quite complete, because I have a feeling as the summer wears on I will add sever
Wow What A WeekendThis weekend was your overall great weekend. I got to go back to my home town and see my family and it was a blast. I never knew going home could be so much fun. My weekend took a quick turn when I came home sunday and was booted out of the place I was staying. Kinda harsh to not give me any sort of notice but oh well It got me to go ahead and make a move I had intended on making a couple of weeks from now. I am offically living with my fiance again and I am so happy. We had a few bumps in our past but we have worked though them now and are on a fast track to the chapel soon. Well enough wasting your time I got to go.
Hugs
Aleah
Hurry Up And Waitso as i sit here waiting for the water people to arrive which will probably be a quarter to never...
my music turns off and i am in complete silence and for once i am enjoying it...i have work to do papers to fill out...a time schedule to make and i am happy.
But on the other hand i was just told i love u too much and so i am no longer going to talk to you...and i dont wanna hurt you...and i know you will read this u never hurt me. I enjoyed our time together...i will get pass this. I have alot things i need to finish up doing in the next few months...and then i guess my new chapter will begin...and i never ment to hurt you bunny... ur always right there in my heart...i think this is the best thing for both of us...we both need to walk away and find ourselves..i'm glad i helped u with everything in your life but its time for me to get my life in order...
at least this weekend i will be going away for some r & r at Drum... and don't let me forget the stickers!!
well thats
Part Two..=)i am anything but the girl next door..im honest, open, wild, fun loving, creative, sincere, feisty, rebellious, sweet and genuine..if i give you my friendship..treasure it..cuz i will be your friend for life...as for my life style or my beliefs..im simple...i live life to the fullest...I DONT CARE ABOUT LABELS...whose to say whats right or wrong...whose to tell me what i can do or cant do...whose to tell me how i should be..im gonna enjoy life and all it has to offer...and never look back..i have no regrets..cuz even if ive made a bad choice...thats life...we learn from past mistakes...and hopefully we just dont keep repeating the same mistakes too often...i tend to wear my heart on my sleeve..which is not always a good thing..i trust everyone from the get go..which im learning is not always a good thing..but hey people who are gonna shit on you, use you, abuse you or anything else...are probably gonna do it anyway...so might as well enjoy the ride... Im very simple but yet very extrem
The Saga Of My Life Continues.....OK. He asked me to stay for our daughter til christmas. that much i agreed on but i informed him I was not putting on my ring, i am not taking orders, or answering to him for anything I do. I come and goes as I please and do what/who ever I want and I was still leaving after christmas in fact the divorce papers would be filed before then.I only kept a few clothes and my computer here at the house, the rest is at my mothers so I can just go. I wrote it down, he signed it and I put it in my dad's lock box today. FREEDOM IS AWESOME BABY!!!!
Lonely Days & Lonely NightsLonely days
Lonely nights
This is the way I spend my life
WIth no one to love and no one to hold
This kind of life is getting old.
My heart is slowly beating away
All the pain that keeps coming my way
I just want to be loved
And give it in return
I guess it's something I will never get to learn.
Will someone please come and be my one and only
I so tired of being so lonely.
My lonely heart
Holds much despair
Emptiness is often found there
My pillow is filled
With tears and fears
That I'll be alone the rest of my years
Lonely days
And lonely nights
This is not the way...
I want to spend the rest of my life
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Welcome To My Insanity..=)LiFe
do we ever really truly know what to do with our lives...?
what i pick 2day..will i want to do 2morrow..?
the person i want to be with now..?
will they want me 10 years from now?
for that matter...will i want them?
we get ONE life
so sit back and read how ive chocked mine full of...love, hate, relationships, kids, happy times, sad times..and a lil of everything in between..but im warning you now..get a soda and some headache medicine...your gonna need em..=)
Why Is It?that the last hour of work ALWAYS freaking drags?
God help me!
:(
ThanksI want to thank everyone who helped me in reached my goal of 50,000 comments. Took a little over 2 weeks to accomplish but without everyones help I would have been there forever! Thank yall all so very very much and if I did not show any luv to you please let me know and I will be sure to return it. I tried hard to get everyone I could get! Thank you again everyone so very very much!
Lots of Luv,
Jennifer
Only 17THIS I BELIEVE I WAS LOOKING FOR , MY SON'S HAD GIVEN
IT TO ME , AND IT BROUGHT CHILLS TO ME
The Final Act
by Lisa Teller
Screeching tires, shattering glass,
twisting metal, fiberglass.
The scene is set it all goes black,
The curtain raised the final act.
Sirens raging in the night,
sounds of horror, gasps of fright.
Intense pain, the smell of blood
tearing eyes begin to flood.
They pull out our bodies one by one,
What is going on, we were only having fun!
One of my friends is missing, what did I do?
Her scattered belongings everywhere,
in the road there lies her shoe.
A man is leaning over me and looking in my eyes,
"What were you thinking, son"?
"Did you really think that you could drive?"
He pulled up the sheet still looking in my eyes,
"If you'd only called your Mom or Dad, you'd still be alive!"
I started to scream, I started to yell;
But no one could hear me, no one could tell.
They put me in an ambulance; they took me away.
The doctor at the hospita
You Ruin Me4 years with you, 2 without.
Time is never-ending,
but it is what ended us.
4 years..
I met you,
I loved you,
I hated you..
I met you when I was 16, working my first job, settling in a new place, trying to cope with the changes that just disruppted my life. You were so gorgeous. Your smile I could get lost in. Your hands, so strong, were my protection. You had this charm and you knew just how to sweep me off of my feet. I remember our first words, as silly as they were. I said, "You're gorgeous. Can I touch your butt?" You replied yes and I smiled. I turned around, rumbled for paper and a pen, turned to you and said, "Here is my number. You better call me or we will never have this conversation again." You smiled and went home. At 7p.m. I received that phone call that, unknowingly, would change my life, forever.
I loved you when I was 17. You were my entire life. Nothing else seemed to matter. We were inseperable. You were a part of my family right from the beginning. You
Its A Girl!!!!!well to those of you who dont know me and my hubby are having a baby and we just found out it will be a girl we are due dec 24 2007 so all of yall pls keep us in mind
love
me
Who I'd Like To MeetThis is a question that haunts me. I guess that the only way to say it is by just being honest. I am not looking for the perfect woman, I am looking for a woman that is perfect for me. I would be lying if I said that looks are unimportant. But I do look much deeper than the outer shell of a person. I would like to meet someone with a set of values that they will stand behind. They do not have to totally agree with my own, but it would be great if we could share our views on life, love or religion and agree to disagree on our own views and not let them stand between us. I can be very opinionated at times and stand behind my views and beliefs. But they are not written in stone. I am adaptable and interchangeable. When I am wrong, I will freely
admit it. But if I feel I am right I will stick to my guns. I will make my point known and then can put it behind me and not dwell on something that I can not change.
10 Rules For Being Human1. You will receive a body.
You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons.
You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons.
Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned.
A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end.
There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6. "There" is no better a place than "here."
When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."
7. Other people are merely mirrors of you.
You cannot love or hate someth
I Never Really KnewI never knew how Beautiful,
an evening sky could be.
Until I saw a thousand stars
shine just for You and Me!
I never knew a Robin's song,
could be a song of Love.
Until I heard one sing for us,
In the clear Blue sky above!
I never felt the joy of Spring
in cool and balmy weather,
Until I knew we could watch
the Seasons change Together!
I never felt the Magic
of the World in which we live,
never knew what it could mean
to have a Heart to give!
I never knew a smile could say so much,
I never knew the comfort
of a word, a kiss or a gentle touch!
Just how many Joys I missed,
I never really knew,
until we met and fell in Love
and I shared them all with You!
I'll Never ForgetI’ll always remember
Your touch and smile
And I’ll always remember
That I was lucky to have you awhile
I’ll always reminisce
About the laughter we’d share
And I’ll always reminisce
In the comfort that you cared
I’ll always think
About every little wish
And I’ll always think
Of every little kiss
I’ll always dream
Of us being right
And I’ll always dream of
Once again of you holding me tight
I’ll never forget
That I’m moving on, too;
But Baby, I’ll never forget…
You.
5 DaysOnly have 5 more days left. Been re-arranging and cleaning the house before my hubby comes home. What a chore plus working 40 plus hours a week. Oh well it will all be worth it in the end. So far I'm pretty happy with the way my house looks. I think it looks great, I just hope he likes it.
There have been some small issues in our marriage starting back when he was in Iraq. Well instead of keeping it all in I decided to put pen to paper. I came up with 5 new poems. I was surprised at how much better I felt afterwards. I have expressed these feelings in words but it felt so much better to write them out. Maybe I will post some sometime. No names are mentioned so they should be ok. Please keep in mind they may be a little harsh. It was what I was feeling at the time.
Love all you fubar-ians
My HeartSometime I sit and wonder why
Why it is I sit and cry
I wonder why I am so sad
When I think of what we could have had
When I think of things the way I dreamed
I guess some things arent as they seemed
What can I do to make you see
All I want is you with me
Sometimes I wish I had just one more night
Just one time to hold you tight
I fear that day will never come
But always know you have my love
Lastest MondayEh,
When I started posting my daily comment,
There was a few that were worth posting -
To preserve, if nothing else.
Also gives me a chance to tell the story of why I made it,
Or what happened as a result of it.
-Well-
This isn't one of those cases *laughs*
This IS an older one from about a year ago, I just added to the bottom.
Changed it from a Tuesday greet to a Monday ...
eh, at least it will be a long while before ya have to see it again (if ever)
But here it is:
I hope this find all healthy & happy ... and the start of the week full of promise!
I open an invitation to all to comment,
Or if you have an idea for a certain comment or tag you'd like for me to try ...
Just let me know
au revoir
adiós
bom adeus
auf Wiedersehen
пока
I Am Not Your ToyCowboys. I have had my heart broken by a number of cowboys. I think they are named aptly. Any man who says "I am a cowboy." Has got the boy part right. They think they own you and you don't have to encourage them very hard. There was this one cowboy in particular this weekend who wanted to "teach me a lesson" (in his words) about how to truly submit to a man (himself being the man). I just looked at him and said "You aren't man enough to play these games with me. You don't understand what you are saying." He laughed and so I thought I will let him have it. So I proceeded to say
"You want to play my game? We will play then. I want you to pull me out of this bar, throw me in the back of your truck and pull my pants down and show me what kind of man you are. Pull my hair, make me beg you to stop, but don't. Take all that you want from me and make me scream your name and cry at the same time. Be violent with me leave me black and blue and maybe a little bloody. I want people to
My Quest For A Happy HourHey guys I am in Steph's Happy Hour Giveaway, I entered in hopes that a Happy Hour could help me reach Godmother! I could really use some help! I know I need a lot of comments, but just 10 or 20 from all my friends would really make a difference. Any help is appreciated! Thank you! Love, Jamie
New FriendOK YALL SHE IS COOL GO TALK CHAT AND IF YA GET HER NAKED I WANT PICTURES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NAH YALL BE GOOD AND WELCOME MY NEIGHBOR GET UP LEVELED UP LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
~Kayla Marie~
Check My Guys Page OutWhen you checked out my profile, you should have seen some rules posted there in order to send me a friends request. The main rule of this was that in order to send me a friends request you would also have to go and check out my guy Winduptoy and add him as well. A lot of my new friends have not gone to check him out as of yet. I am asking you to do this now please, there is NO EXCEPTION to this rule. Here is his link..
Winduptoy@ fubar
I will be checking over the next few days to see how many of my friends will respect the rules that I have on my page and add him as well. We only accept mutual friends. If this is not acceptable to you then please let me know and I will delete you off of my friends list. Thanks in advance and have a great day!!
Read This And Tell Me What You Thinkthe end will freak you out
i am loyal but with respect though i will tell it they way it is. this is no bull, and i am honest but, don't care what other people think of me. i am true to myself, my family, and my friends i'm a guy who rather here the truth then a lie. i hate lie's all it does is it hurt's people's feelings. i like being honest because it's the right thing to do. if you don't like someone then don't hang around them then. i am not judgemental i don't judge people at all. if i did that then i'm no better than anybody else. i pour my heart, and soul to post these blog's to show my color. what i mean by that i am a open person who know's what i want in life. though i have to work hard where i'm getting at. though it make take sometime but, eventually i will get there. i don't need help from anybody i can make it on my own. though i have to get somethings done in life. that way i can start a new life without someone wanting something from me all the time. i don't mind h
For October 22,2007Daily Horoscope: Capricorn
For October 22,2007
You can usually get by with a straight read of what people are saying, but today you need to listen more to your intuition. You should be amazed at what it comes up with, especially when people are confused.
Pic Markingwhy in the world would the opperators of this site allow people to flag a picture as nsfw when the pic wasalready marked as such and in a folder clearly marked rated R nsfw to beging with. i just dont understnd why the admin of this site would allow this kind of thing to go on
I Die AlittleI die a little
each time I think of you
not knowing if you're even
thinking about me too.
I die a little
everytime I see
that there are no messages
sent from you to me.
I die a little
each time I pick up the phone,
finding that it's not you
and I am still alone.
I die a little
knowing that I care
for someone who is no longer
waiting for me out there.
I guess I have to die a little
to learn the painful truth
that I had Love in my hands
but I pushed it away for good.
Peter Davison To Return To Doctor Who RoleThe BBC has confirmed that Fifth Doctor Peter Davison, who played the part in the classic series from 1981 until 1984, will reprise his role alongside current Doctor David Tennant in the forthcoming Children in Need scene. The mini episode, entitled "Time Crash", was written by award-winning Doctor Who writer Steven Mofatt, and will be transmitted as part of the Children in Need fundraising evening on Friday 16 November 2007.
"It is an honour for me to be able to make the connection between the Fifth Doctor and the Tenth Doctor," noted Peter Davison. "However, now is not the time for sound-bites. I can feel the hand of history on my shoulder, even if I can't do the buttons up!"
This story has also been picked up by The Sun, with another photo of the duo.
Reported at Outpost Gallifrey.
My Game Design Course And What I Will Be Taking When I Get Into The ProgramCourse
Number Course Credit
Hours
Core Courses
Unspecified Core courses * 40
GD300 Introduction to Gaming Technology 4
GD310 Managing Game Development 4
GD320 Physics of Animation 4
GD330 Game Design Process 4
GD340 Creative Writing and Storyboarding for Games 4
GD350 Game Design Strategies 4
GD360 Advanced Animation 4
GD370 Level Design I 4
GD400 Game Interface Design 4
GD410 Game Engines and Production 4
GD420 Level Design II 4
GD430 The Game Development Team 4
GD440 Capstone Project 4
Subtotal 92
Elective Courses
Unspecified Elective courses 32
General Education Courses**
Unspecified General Education courses ++ 24
EG371 Research Methods+ 4
EG372 Written Analysis+ 4
EG381 Statistics+ 4
EG452 Economics and Change+ 4
EG462 Contemporary World Culture+ 4
EG465 Modern and Contemporary Art+ 4
EG468 Ethics+ 4
EG481 Environmental Issues+ 4
Subtotal 56
Minimum required credit hours for
Banned From Wal-martThis is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: ! Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
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Sand And StoneTWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING
THROUGH THE DESERT
DURING SOME POINT OF THE
JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN
ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND
SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE
IN THE FACE
THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED
WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT
SAYING ANYTHING,
WROTE IN THE SAND
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE
THEY KEPT ON WALKING,
UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS,
WHERE THEY DECIDED
TO TAKE A BATH
THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN
SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE
MIRE! AND STARTED DROWNING,
BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.
AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM
THE NEAR DROWNING,
HE WROTE ON A STONE:
"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SAVED MY LIFE"
THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED
AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND
ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU,
YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW,
YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?"
THE FRIEND REPLIED
"WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN
IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF
FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY.
BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES
SOMETHING GOOD FOR US,
WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE
WHERE NO WIND
CAN EVER ERASE IT"
LEARN TO WRIT
Big FeetThere were three sisters, Molly, Polly and Fanny.
They all went clubbing. Only thing was they all had really big feet.
This guy started dancing with Polly and said “Wow you have big feet”.
So Polly said “If you think my feet are big you should see our fanny’s!”
Sextoy NsfwA man is leaving town on business for a few days. He doesn't want his wife to cheat so he goes to a sex therapist for advice. The sex therapist tells him he has something but it's expensive. He say's it's a magical long vibrator called Magic Dick and it's guaranteed to work. Who ever says Magic Dick it will start fucking that person nonstop where they tell it too. He's desperate so he buys it. He tells his wife he has a gift for her to keep her busy while he's gone. She opens it and wants to try it out before he leaves on his trip. He tells her what to do and when she turns it on and says Magic Dick my pussy it begins to fuck her. After she cums many times she's ready to stop but it won't turn off. She's doing and saying everything to make it stop but nothing works. The man is trying to help her but can't stop it either. He calls the sex therapist for help but he's gone for the night. His wife is screaming for help so he rushes her to the emergency room. Everyone is shocked by what the
Why Why Whyis it so BLACK in here !!! Can someone help me / guide me into a whitish template?
Poem23i hope
to become
what everyone
expects.
i hope
that my
dreams come
true.
i hope
to be
all that
i can be.
i hope
that people
some day
learn to
respect
others no
matter what
color skin
they have.
i hope
that people
wil accept
what is
diffrent
from them.
i hope
that all
will be
right in
the world
one day.
i hope
that there
will be
no killing,
jealousy,
or envy
in the future.
but i
know
these are
only hope.
Poem22nothing
can make me forget
what i thought
we had
together
everything
remindes me of what
happened them
but
cant happen
again
i tell myself
not to make the
same mistake
again and
tell
you what i feel
i just have
to let it happen
on its own,
in time
it
eventually will.
Friendsfriends today and don't know you tomorrow!!!!
Communication BreakdownHaving trouble getting through to your spouse? Here are 4 tips to help you reconnect.
BY DR. SCOTT HALTZMAN
Why do I feel so rejected when I can’t get through to my spouse?
You remember that old AT&T commercial urging you to "reach out and touch someone"? Calling a loved one on the telephone, or, for that matter, being in a deep one-on-one conversation, serves to fulfill a basic human need—connection. Studies of early childhood show the importance of infants bonding with other people; children raised without human touch often don’t survive infancy. And the need for close contact with others doesn’t disappear as a person grows out of diapers; its there from the first day of life to our last day on earth.
One of the reasons people seek out relationships—and marriage—is to quench that very basic need for human connection. For instance, most individuals who end a marriage, and swear they’ll never, ever, marry again, end up tying the knot a second (or third) time. Why? To quench t
Poem21new
things
happen
old
things
forgotten
new
hopes
form
old
hopes
fade
new
experiences
and expectations
old
experiences
teach lessons
new
memories to
be made
old
memories to
fade
Sup Foolsman things have gone my way as of late! first i got a 3 bedroom place which is nice, 600 a month but that also includes the ulities which is a bonus since i have my son, no drama from my sons mother which is good and just been having loads of fun! ive been hearing about fires in SoCal so i hope everyone down there is safe and ok cause that just blows :( , then last night i had a night full of drama, suspense, funny stuff and baking lol (no not baking like smoking weed ugh) start with the drama, a former friend of mine got mad at me for not leaving comments on her fubar page for her and not talking to her all the time but she needs to realize that i am not her bf and i dont play that crap, to the suspense, she tells me i take 10 minutes to talk to her, true but i was working on my playlist for my page (see it on there now good shit on there too), funny stuff, i found that whole situation funny cause shes getting mad over something realllllly stupid and baking...my friend who i was on th
Seeing Things DifferentlyHaving trouble seeing where your partner is coming from sometimes? Here are eight tips for finding middle ground
By Dr. Scott Haltzman
www.hitchedmag.com
Question:Why does my partner seem to want different things from the relationship than I do?
Answer: When my office doors open to a couple who is seeking help in their relationship, not much time elapses before it becomes apparent that they are looking at the same relationship from two different perspectives: his and hers.
It's common to believe that couples' values for happiness are worlds apart. Actually, in most cases, men and women share many values they take for granted: they agree that they seek warmth, love, companionship, financial security and a safe environment to raise children. So, if they're on the same page with so many key issues, why do some couples have so many hard feelings about what they don't share?
Human nature explains part of the issue. It's rare when a couple sits around and celebrates all the thi
My Baby Has To Wear GlassesWell I took Caleb to eye doctor today and he has one eye that is not as strong as the other eye. So he has to start wearing glasses.Hopefully he wont fight it. So far he is ok with it.
Poem20everything
seems like a blur
that doesn't pass by
fast enough
to be
forgotten
everything
seems to tumble
together with no
recollection
of the
day
before.
everything
is falling out of
place with now way
to fix whats
gone
wrong
with the world.
everything
is cascading with now
place to fall and
be safe from
the things
that
haunt the darkness
of nightmares
We Are ArtistsI keep expecting you
to fade,
to wake up one morning
and not care,
so I
keep myself
one carefully measured step away
in anticipation
of your loves decline.
So, when your cheek turns
and your attention wanders
elsewhere,
my heart will not be left
all awkward,
hanging
from an elastic thread
you forgot to pull off
your old pair of socks.
For it is in your nature to
lose interest suddenly.
We are both artists
who suck the marrow out
of each lovely bone.
It just happens to be
my lovely bones
this time.
How bare.
Poem19lonely and
desolate no place to turn to
no one to turn to when
in in pain and
need a shoulder
to cry
on.
hurtful and
painful with no outlet to
turn to besides a
blade that
stings
when drawn
across my skin.
disgusting and
horrifiying with nothing to
quell a desire that
is ebbed into
my head,
my heart,
my soul.
Poem18the world
around me
is so much
better than
the one i live
in. i see people
in love, in lust,
enjoying them-
selves with
family and
friends.
no one seems
to notice the
girl watching
them, wishing
to be them,
to be apart
of so much
joy and
happiness.
no one notices
the girl with
scars on her
arms running
every which
way possible.
20-degree Drop In 24 HoursIt is windy rainy at the house, packages are sent off!
I am home now, doing dishes, playing on Fubar, Sugarfree Dragon Fire Hot Cinnamon Imperial Gum and the phone is close!! I am so looking forward to the electric bill going down. Temp: 52°{Giggles}
Ok...im Begging NowOK..she is a very dear friend of mine, and she has been stuck at level 21 for as long as I can remember. I told her that I could pimp her out and get her to level...she doubted me!!! So please go rate/add/fan her and prove to her that I'm not a liar. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!!
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"drama"I hate this word. I hate it a lot.
Definition of Drama:
1. a composition in prose or verse presenting in dialogue or pantomime a story involving conflict or contrast of character, esp. one intended to be acted on the stage; a play.
2. the branch of literature having such compositions as its subject; dramatic art or representation.
3. the art dealing with the writing and production of plays.
I'm sorry folks, drama is a classic art form with a rich history. Some twat in your life who you won't stop talking to and is "talkin' shit behind your back" or some guy that decided to cheat on you and cause some problems for you is not drama. It's stupid.
If y'all don't like "Drama" then stay away from it. I have none in my life. It's pretty easy to get away from actually (read blog "I'll try this too" about confronting people).
We need a better word to describe so-called "Drama." Stupidity? Petty Crap? Any other suggestions?
Come Join Me And Help Me Out Plz? I've Never Asked For Anything.The Fubar Players Club Would Like You To Stop By And Party With Us Plz Click The Picture Below to Enter !!
I've never really asked any of my friends or fans for anything. but i am asking for this one thing, plz come help me & my hunnie out get our lounge off the ground. it would mean alot to me.
thank you!
DJ M.I.A. & DJ SUPERBEAST
Ahhhh Trun Round ... NegitiveOhhhh today is a dreaM IT REALLY IS FOR ANYONE WHO talked to me and really talked to me knows what i am going thur
today i got it back Negitive they didnt kill me lol they hurt me but its gonna make me stronger
i pretty much in the clear and can stop freaking just knowing the big scary is over is amazing feeling
i soo happy right now
ohhh and Rob with out u i would have gone insane much love dear
Are You Stupid?!Are you stupid....or just an ASS?
Okay.... It's VENTING time!....LMAO!.... Sad. Yet True.....gotta do it...."They" made me! hehehehehe
Let's get something straight....I'm a Bitch. I'm a bitch with a smile. And, when I LOVE ya? I really do...and not in some weirded out strange stalker type either! I live and let live and when time allows, I Spread the Love to ya all.....
But I have had an AWFUL, horrible, rotten Monday and it's just friggen started........
WTF is wrong with people? First thing I get is some weird asshole..... Does he shout me with "Hi!", or "hey what's up?" or even a hello at all? NO! I get "I had a dick in my ass and one in my mouth this weekend." SO I responded with ....What's you're point?
No answer....
So checked his profile...we're not friends...I haven't fanned him or anything....and he's got quite a few female friends in his list so...
Then I added... Do you talk to everyone like this...or am I just the Lucky one?
No answer...
Poem17i see
eyes that once
shone brightly
with each new
passing day
but
now they
only shine
half as
bright
because
thier being
forced down
with words
and looks
by
someone who
could never
see the brightness
to begin with
and
never will
see it if
they keep
putting her down.
OzzmanDJ Ozzman~NAUGHTY'S PRINCE CHARMING~@ fubar
Poem16myth
in my head
that is what
you are, something
that never was
and never will
be real.
a dream of
what i want
someone to
be like with
me and no one
else, ever.
thats why your
still the only
one who can
make me
tremble at
the sight of you.
all the others
were just
a passing thing
never something
permanent for
me to hold onto.
Thank You, Hello to all .. I want to thank all of you (Family , Friends , Fans ). For all the love and card's and gifts that I got yesterday on my birthday . All of you made my birthday very special and I just want to thank all of you . My thanks and luv to all of you .. I will do my best to get back to each and everyone of you with a thank you card . Have a good day and week ahead . Tom Myspace Comments at WishAFriend.com
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The Sadness We Occur Through A LossWe really never what we have until it is gone! We really take everything for granted, like it is going to be there forever, when really we should cherish every moment that we have with someone. We should spend as much time laughing, crying, sharing with them but instead we make excuses like I had a bad day, or we get so engulfed in our work or in our own wants and indulgence for what we want. So when you read this"Just think what it would be like if what we took for granted was gone? Where would we be? Most of all thank GOD for allowing us the time to cherish his will & and those who he has brought into our lives!
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Poem15my life
an open book
to those that
wish to read
a tale of hell.
my life
for the molding
of someone,
anyones
hands.
my life
confusing
to those
that have no
horror in thier past.
mylife
is mine
and i make
the best of
it and whats around me.
Help My Dearest Friendmy sweet friend LOVELYN join a contest.its her 1st time.kindly help her.your help is highly appreciated.THANK YOU..:-) :-) :-)
Poem14open
for the world to
see just how
fucked up
my head can be.
open
like a bag
of chips
set out to
go stale in a day.
open
like a book
to read, so
facinating its
gone in a day.
open
like a flower
in the moonlight
that shines as
bright as a star.
open
to you but
closed off
in so many
ways.
Blahs!!!I guess I'm just having one of those days. Woke up this morning, alone, listening to the rain fall and wondering what the day would bring. Almost wishing I had to work today just so I'd have something to do other than chores around the house and thinking about...well, lots of things. Trying to get things ready for the weekend even though the plans you have are not exactly the ones you'd hoped for...Anyways...Like I said, I guess it's just one of those days!
1960In 1960 (the year you were born)
Dwight Eisenhower is president of the US
Sit-ins being after 4 black college students in North Carolina refuse to move from a deli counter when denied service
A U-2 reconnaissance plane belonging to the US is shot down in the Soviet Union
Hurricane "Donna" strikes the East Coast causing over 100 deaths in the US and the Antilles
John F. Kennedy defeats Vice President Richard Nixon in the presidential race
Cassius Clay (who later took the name Muhammad Ali) wins his first professional fight
Michael Stipe, Tony Robbins, Bono, John F. Kennedy, Jr., and Jeffrey Dahmer are born
Pittsburgh Pirates win the World Series
Philadelphia Eagles win the NFL championship
Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup
Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho is the top grossing film
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee is published
The Beatles make their debut in Hamburg, Germany
The Flintstones debut
What Happened the Year You Were Born?
What I Have Gotten An What I Wanti have gotten two wounderful kids been through a couple of bad relationships an i would not have changed it because now i have a voice to say what i want
what i want
i want a man to love me an my kids enjoy life being together doing things as a family on top of that if he has kids well a big family is better then know family he needs to love the out doors enjoy watching movies curled up on the couch eatting popcorn playing an working in the yard going to the ocean an sitting on the beach that enjoys just being together know sound no words that knows what i am thinking before i do a when he looks at me he needs know one but me an he makes me feel the same
Life"In the long run we're all dead"; as well as being a slogan on one of my all time favorite t-shirts, it's a truth.It's the one truth no one denies. No doubt about it, everything that is born dies. That's just the way it is...just a fact of life.
So why does it suck?
Even when it's the best damn thing that can happen to ease a person's suffering, it still sucks.
God in his infinite mercy blessed my brother inlaw with Huntington's disease. One of his nastier creations, it's a genetic disease that slowy destroys your nervous system...first your motor skill, then your mind, and then the basic mechanics of life. At least he's in good company, God blessed Woody Guthrie with it too.
Anyway, the disease is in it's last ugly stages. His throat has stopped working so he can't eat or drink. My brother-in-law had the courage to make a living will(which someday might actualy include provisions to die with dignity, but that's a whole other blog), so there's nothing to do but wait and w
Sleeping Issues.....i've been having trouble sleeping latley, I heard this and thought it appropriate..
Enjoy :D
..pretty much sums it up. Sad.
She Dose Awesome BullitensALL THE OWNERS ARE HERE COME VISIT US!!!!!CLICK PIC BELOW TO ENTER HELL FIRE AND BRIMSTONE!!!!!
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It's Gonna Be A Kick Ass Weekend!!!I am sooo psyched!!!! I just found out that my friend Christine is driving down from Eau Claire to be here for the halloween bash at a local bar on Saturday. Christine is one of my FAVE peeps, but I dont get to see her much. We have a habit of partying hard when we are together.
So...this weekend we are going to get as wasted as possible and party like rockstars. I am soo excited and can not wait!!!
the bad news...that means I have to uber clean my room and apartment. Blah!!!
Oh well. I should get to that. You people better rate and comment on my pics from this last weekend's halloween party so you can see the drunken crazy ones I am sure to have this coming saturday. HOLLA!!
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What Kind Of Pagan Am I??What kind of Pagan are you?created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Kabbalistic PaganKabbalistic study derives from Judaism, and acknowledges that the divine is vast and unknowable. The Torah was reinterpreted because of this idea, to gain a greater understanding of the sacred text. Kabbalistic mysticism is still alive in our world, specifically in tarot cards; symbolic color is a Kabbalistic belief and study. Those who follow this path are generally those who are open to the concept that we cannot know the Divine, and accepts the connection of all things, even religion, itself.
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Costello Calls To Buy A Computer From Abbott!!!ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm
thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at t he windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
Proposals and track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended som
The Way You Grew UpTO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the
1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.
They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes.
Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored
lead-based paints.
We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.
As infants &children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.
Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat.
We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle.
We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this.
We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank Kool-aid made with sugar, but we weren't overweight be
I Love You This Is TrueI love you, this is true
I enjoy every minute of everyday
Even when my skies are grey
You make me smile all day
I love you, this is true
I cry to be away from you
I die when you are gone
And hope you come home just in time
I love you, this is true
Endless my nights do go
Nightmares come, yet they never want to leave
And that hazy line grows closer now
I love you, this is so
Safety I found in your arms come slumber time
Comfert I find when you speak my name
Hidden in selfish vein
I love you this is true
Forgiving always takes two
You forgave me
But I never forgave you
I Love You This Is True
Who I Amwhere to start born in portland my parents are still married i have a sister an a brother i have 9 nices an nephews i have been divorced 11 yeasrs i have a son an a daughter 12 an 6 they have diffrent fathers an i am friends with both i am a surviver of dimestic violince an two years clean of drugs witch i gave five years of my life to my friends in my real life i have had for twenty years or more i am close to my family i have a few friends on here that i can count on to tell me the truth if i ask one inspired me to wright this i am still a little screwed up in the sence still working to get on my feet an get where i wont to be in life i dont have some big sad story just life lived an learnd every day something new is learned i have pc friends that i chatt with never knowing any thing about them others i know more falling for any one here is proply not the best idea i live a world where there is love finding it hard an may never happen but hell thats life i know i love my children an
Sts-120- Pre-lanch UpdateWith less than 24 Hrs. to go- Space Shuttle Discovery is Ready; Weather Remains a Concern
The countdown to launch of space shuttle Discovery on the STS-120 mission is proceeding smoothly at NASA's Kennedy Space Center in Florida, NASA Test Director Steve Payne announced at this morning's countdown status briefing.
"At this point in the count, we're on schedule, our systems are all good and we're in great shape," Payne said, adding that the launch team is not tracking any technical issues.
Image Above: Space shuttle Discovery stands at Launch Pad 39A, where it is undergoing final preparations for launch on the STS-120 mission. The shuttle is protected by the pad's rotating service structure. Image credit: NASA TV
However, the weather forecast for Tuesday continues to pose a threat to NASA's launch plans. Shuttle Weather Officer Kathy Winters reported that the seabreeze could begin developing by the 11:38 a.m. EDT launch time. There is a 60-percent chance that cumulus
Today Life Isn't So F*#kin Beautiful!Just got back from having a wonderful weekend.
Over 1000 mile round trip. Life was Beautiful.
Then all hell breaks loose. To make it short, totaled my truck within 5 miles from home just 15 short miutes ago. Ruined MyFuckin Day! So yeah, Life ain't so Beautiful in my eyes right now.
Peace Ya'll!
Later,
TheUnLoved
Yaaaaaaaaaayy!!!!!I got into the surg tech program!!!! Only twelve are selected and I'm 1 of them!!!! YESSSSS!!! hee hee had to share :)
the only thing that could make this day better? Season 2 of The Unit :)
YAAAAYYY!!!!
:),
Jai
Bombshell 2007Only The Best Survive
BLUEDEMON *Ellie's Fu-Hubby*(1st Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties)@ fubar
Random ThoughtsIt has been a while since I have written anything. Some things have been building up and I just thought I'd share. As many of you know I am single. I have been for over a year and a half now. Many ask why. Well, probably because I have yet to find a woman who is serious about who or what she wants. I also have a hard time finding women who have self-respect or a sense of commitment/ dignity. Many here get caught up in the attention of this site. Albeit negative attention, they are so without it in their physical life that they are sucked into it here. In my opinion, this is a sign of weakness. A lack of self-confidence or control. So many times I get messages from people who claim to be interested. Naturally I think, " Yeah, ok. Let's see how much." It seems to never fail that these people always get sucked into the black hole that is this site. Soon others will show interest in them and they begin to eat it up becoming arrogant and greedy. Always thinking the grass is greener. I u
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Lst Half Looked Like Shitwent to the steelers denver game had kick ass seats but at least the burgh came back and lost by 3 still a had a blast though
Natal Curry JudgeNatal, South Africa, has the highest quota of Indians outside of
India ...
Natal curry contest.
If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no hope
for you. I was crying by the end.......
NOTE: If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the
third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Natal ,
you know how typical this is!
They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major
portion of a parking lot at the Royal Show in PMB.
Judge #3 was an inexperienced food critic named Frank, who was visiting
from America .
Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a Curry
Cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and so I
happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions
to the Beer Garden when the call came in. I was assured by the other two
judges (Natal Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy and,
besides, the
Urinating During Sex Is Only Gross When The Woman Does It.Roughly 17 out of 100 sexual encouters involve urination. That's at least 15%. I made a bar graph putting it into perspective.
Right now you're probably thinking how gross it is to piss on somebody. I agree. It's disgusting. But after being married for twenty years, you've had every possible kind of sex that the human body is capable of. You even start taking yoga classes to gain enough flexibility to try something new. Trust me, I've been there. No I haven't. But I think about it all the time. Most guys come to the conclusion, "Screw it, I'll just piss on her." And from that point on, his world will never be the same. Before a man gets married, there is his rating scale for women
Then he gets married and realizes that regular textbook sex isn't fun anymore. His scale transitions into shit.
This is all speculation, of course. I've never been married. I'm not that knowledgeable on the subject. I'm actually a virgin. But it's a huge redundancy anyway. I don't under
No Surgery Today?We have been here all week-end with very little news,
only that surgery is a must, but when we got no clues.
Then last night we were told for sure tomorrow,
to find out they must put it off again with great sorrow.
But they feel it is the best and ordered lots of tests,
the results of one might bring bad news, they think he now may be HIV positive.
If so it will explain why he's had to have so many surgeries,
but it will bring our family many more worries.
Mind you I am not talking overall fears,
no, I am talking his deterating health and extra medical care.
I am talking many more hospital visits,
until his body decides to call it quits.
The sadness the loss of him will bring the family,
but even more, the emptiness it will bring to me.
I will be happy for him that he won't suffer any more,
but he's been my lofe, so for me what will be in store.
Oh well, that is enough of my woes,
it is time for tests so I will let you go.
RantingYOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFF/I LAUGH BECAUSE YOUR NOT
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE
I haven't posted anything here since I started this so I figured I would just come and see what pops out of my mouth (fingers)......WARNING...I ramble....LMAO!
I HATE HUMANS...I think we covered that! It seems that every where I go I see another human that backs up my reasoning. I rarely meet anyone that's worth knowing.....how sad! People first come off so kind and considerate of others and at the first test they fail! WHY? Is it so hard to be selfless? And the children I see SCARE ME! I have teenagers talk to me in ways that make me want to KILL THEM! FOR REAL! I had a 15 year old that made me want to grab him and his buddies up by their little necks and choke the shit out of them.............lucky for them doc gives out good meds...ha ha ha! Worse the parents see no issue with this! What the hell?
OK.....FUCK THAT! "yes I have a potty mouth....it's the brain....gotta come out some where ya know...LOL!"
Say...awww!!!Dude so i totally left Virginia. (boo-hoo how sad) and now i am here in my hometown of San Francisco. Now I go to ISA in Frisko and i am having an alright day. Today first thing in the morning i had to sing Christmas carols because my choir class is preparing for some type of perfromance. i'm new here so i don't know whats going on. I get to see my baby today...I have not seen him since Thursday and i miss him so much!!
vby the way smoking too much weed can seriously mess up your sleep. fuck its only 9 in the friggin' morning. Maybe i should stop thinking about it....time tends to go by slower when you really want it to go fast...
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WINNER MUST HAVE AT LEAST 75.000 COMMENTS TO WIN CONTEST.
CONTEST WILL BEGIN AS SOON AS HE HAVE 15 ENTRIES.
YOU MUST ADD THE HOST AS A FRIEND AND FAN TO COMMENT BOMB.
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BRI GUY CONFEDERATE BOMBER ...........@ fubar
The Life Cycle Of A Human.So you're born.
Now you're an infant. Possibly fucked in the head, but an ugly creature none-the-less. Often times resembling an upside-down cricket.
Many people believe that giving birth is a difficult process. Many people are wrong. Not about birth being a difficult process, but just in general many people are wrong.. often about quizzicle facoids that they make up off the top of their heads to impress friends.
So you're an infant.
Right as your existence is kicked off, you're set up for a hardy dose of irony. The most defining moment in your life was spent sliding out of a slippery tube while your mother is screaming cuss words. Cut to four years old at the waterpark.
Learned behavior? I'd say so. Regardless, your parents still get mad at you for cussing when they gave you the idea in the first place. That's reason enough to axe them in the face when you're 15.
That's why downs syndrome children are so good at going down water slides feet-first.
Now
Gave Me A "3"This sweet guy gave me a "3"....
He got a "1" back......
Redwolf...
redwolf@ fubar
~***knief***~You touched my life
With your softness in the night
My wish was your command
Until you ran out of love
I tell myself Im free
Got the chance of livin just for me
No need to hurry home
Now that youre gone
Cuts like a knife
How will I ever heal
Im so deeply wounded
Knife
Cuts like a knife
You cut away the heart of my life
When I pretend
Wear a smile to fool my dearest friends
I wonder if they know
Its just a show
Im on a stage
Day and night I go through my charades
But how can I disguise
Whats in my eyes
Ive tried and tried
Blocking out the pain I feel inside
The pain of wanting you
LolHere is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of
popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who ju st are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out.
Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN
4 - 5 lb. Chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with
melted butter salt, and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and
popcorn.
Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds.
When the chicken's ass blows the oven door
open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done.
And, you thought I couldn't cook...
Don't FollowHey, I ain't never coming home
Hey, I'll just wander my own road
Hey, I can't meet you here tomorrow
Say goodbye don't follow
Misery so hollow
Hey you, you're livin' life full throttle
Hey you, pass me down that bottle, yeah
Hey you, you can't shake me round now
I get so lost and don't know how, yeah
And it hurts to care, I'm going down
Forgot my woman, lost my friends
Things I'd done and where I've been
Sleep in sweat the mirrors cold
See my face it's growin' old
Scared to death no reason why
Do whatever to get me by
Think about the things I said
Read the page it's cold and dead
Take me home
Say goodbye Don't follow
Wereeeeerrreee Baaaaaaaack!!!!That is right yall begining november the madmann will be back at his old time slot(9-11pm) on lcccradio.com the duck after a 1 year absence not sure what days yet but when i know more ill let yall know..
Monday Morning Drag.....It is Monday morning and I am dragging. Very tired today. I spent way longer then I wanted to working yesterday. What I thought was going to be about an hour of work turned into over 4 hours.
I am missing someone! I hope the internet people hook it up soon in your new apartment love.
I am always busiest the following month after a quarter end. January is the absolute worst month for me. Everything is due then with taxes and stuff that I have to get out. I have to do sales tax today so I will be a bit busy. Also need to run a few errands this morning. Apparently a monster eats Christopher's socks! He has none and I seem to buy him socks all the time! Where do they go?
I am really dragging this morning. Even sipping on my coffee isn't helping. 6:30 came way to fast for me this morning. I could have used at least another hour.
Well, maybe I will have more life in me later to write something better then what I just did. LOL
~ciao~
UniverseWell I want to take you as I find you
Imagine our clothes are on the floor
Feel my caress so soft and gentle
So delicate you cry for more
But you know baby
You know baby does it right
And you know baby does it right
Universe inside of your heart
You gotta let me know
So you can be free baby
You wanted it so much
And now that its over
You dont know what you want
Put time in a capsule
Two minds consensual
Entwined to perfection
If we could
Cuddle up close
Lay on my chest now
Listen my heart beats coming down
If you get tired you close your
Eyes now
When you wake up I wont be found
cause I know baby
I know youre the nervous kind
With so much going on in your mind
But let me tell you that this time
Im gonna make you mine
I wont let you go
cause I know this time
Im gonna make sure I look out
For me
Medical Things...went to the dermatologyst today,a mall was changing so wanted to check on it.
To be honest it looked a lot like it wanted to peel off :O
so the doc took it off,a numbing shot and a lot of fear 8-P yeah you can laugh,but a needle on your ribs is not the easiest thing to take with phylosophy,bad malls can't be on easy places...like , I don't know a forearm nooooooooooooo :O:O:O:O:O
and then of course I had to do everything not to look at the knife AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
everything is over,except I'm walking around with a tiny dddeeeeepppp wound on my skin and I hope I don't stain all my underwear. It's not like I can just be in bed,I wish...so you can wish me too...: luck :P
They Walk Among Us!!I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64
charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I
told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money
back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew
what she was doing, and returned the money again. I departed the store with
the $46.64.....They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail.
I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for
a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She
handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door........They Walk
Among Us and Many Work Retail.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one
of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the
sky and said, "Where?" ...............They Walk Am
Great Ideawanna live my life backwards!
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an assisted living facility feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
The PainPhysical pain.
Emotional pain.
Popping pills.
Chasing with alcohol.
Nothing eases the pain....
The pain you inflicted upon me.
Nothing eases my broken heart.
My tattered soul isn't worth the blood that seeps from it's
cemented walls.
You see me smile.
You hear me laugh.
But you don't feel the rage and pain inside of me.
Pulling me this way,
Dragging me that way.
Burying me in a hole of darkness.
No daylight for days.
The tears they come so easily.
Why can't they drown me and
forever end this turmoil within?
**written 10-22-07**
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I JUST WANTED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW I'M IN A GIVE AWAY WHICH REALLY WOULD MEAN ALOT TO ME IF I GET WHAT I NEED. I NEED 18,000 COMMENTS. I'M LOOKING FOR MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO HELP ME OUT HERE.SO PLEASE COME BY AND HELP. JUST CLICK THE PIC BELOW TO GO TO MY GIVEAWAY.
Fire My Words
Proud Of MeSo, ever since I had my daughter (she's 7 now) I have been struggling with my weight. Before I had her I weighed about 165ish. I am 5'10, so that was a great weight for me. Well I have done Atkins, I have exercised, I have dieted, and I have fluctuated from my lowest of 178, all the way up to 207, my highest. And the 207 was just a couple months ago. I am proud to say that my latest attempt is working.
I started doing DDR around a year ago. For those that don't know, DDR is a dance game that works with a PS2. You follow the arrows on the game with a dance pad that you step on. There are either 4 or 5 levels of difficulty depending on which game you get. The current one I am doing has 4 levels. I'm on the 3rd. Now, when you do this for 30 to 60 minutes, 4 or 5 times a week, it is aerobic. I am drenched. I have noticed a big change in my body, muscles toning, etc. So FINALLY, this weekend, I noticed the scale. I am down to 189, in just a couple of months of hard work.
Takeing TimeSo i spend alot of time listing to music and thinking how the song relates to me where in my life it fits if i ever unpack my cds ill put them in autobiographical order so i know when i baught them and when i want to remember a date ill just pop in that cd do u ever do that well i got to go now so later all
Gonna FlyT-PAIN LYRICS
"Fly Away"
I wish I can grow some wings
And get up out of this situation
I do it with no hesitation, yeah
I wish I can know those things
That everybody else knows
It's my decision, don't need permission to
[Chorus]
Fly away (way), fly away (way)
I go through this everyday
So I fly away (way)
I can fly away (way), fly away (way)
No one listen to what I say
So I fly away
Somebody told me (told me), today was my day (day)
They see me on the big screen and they see me on the stage
And it must be true, 'Cause, here I am, here I am baby
I wanna thank you
[Chorus]
Let me fly away (way)
Fly away (way), fly away (way)
And I go through this everyday
So I fly away (way)
I can fly away (way), fly away (way)
I go through this everyday
So I fly away (way)
And I go through this everyday
So I fly away, fly away yeah
Fly way yeah
No one listen to what I say
So I fly away (way) [Repeat]
What The Hell?Ok I was at Burger King this morning having breakfast and watching FOX news, or as I like to call it the GWBN (the George W. Bush Network). They were talking about how lucky we are to have monkey Boy as a president and we should be thankful he lied to us about Iraq when this guy at the table next to me tells me "Y'know, I was in the first Gulf War."
"Well sir," I said to him. "I'm not really a fan of our current president but I do support our troops and I want to thank you for your sacrifices you made in that war." I think more people should thank out troops and vets.
That's when he told me, very loudly "Yeah! My testicles were blown off when I stepped onto a land mind! My penis was mangled but the doctors were able to reconstruct it!"
Now I like to think I can have just about any kind of conversation with anyone but this kind of threw me for a loop. I felt bad for the guy but he could've gave warning he was going to start out with this tidbit of information. Maybe waited
For Those That Don'tread and still want to find me on cam:
stop fucking sending me shouts when i put it as my status. if you read the blogs, you would know. i've posted this link multiple times and will be the last time i post it for quite a long time.
HOT SEX post, info on how to find the cams
if alt puts the order form up, just hit home, and it'll take you back to home and try again til you get past the form. as i said in the linked post, YOU DO NOT NEED A CREDIT CARD, YOU DO NOT NEED TO PAY ANYTHING.
this is the last post i'm making of this nature. if you care enough, you'll find it. sending me shouts wanting me to tell you shit when i'm already on cam is fucking retarded. stop doing it.
Sin
Just A Sweet Poemif a kiss was a raindrop, I'd send you showers.
if hugs were a second, I'd send you hours.
if smiles were water, I'd send you the sea.
if friendship was a person, I'd send you me .
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I Love Youi love you
i search for words to tell you
how much you mean to me
to let you know how precious
each day has come to be
to show how much i value
the little things you do
can really be expressed dear
just saying i love you
Your ChoiceYou can always tell when things are changing.
I mean you go from being the center of attention to almost nothing at all.
Then mistaken messeges sent and lapses of time between responses, if you get any at all.
What is one to do?
Sit and wait for the axe to fall?
No not me!
Waiting on the chopping block has never been this birds cup of tea.
Do you think that promises whispered in my ear would be enough to keep me in place?
You know not this raven at all if that is what you believe.
One thing to remember and think on before you hit enter to respond to her flirty messeges, digging yourself a hole you can never find your way out of,
will your chatty flower give you what you need?
Or like most wither and die at the first signs of the seasons changing?
Make your choice tonight or it will be made for you.
You Ran AwayFor a moment in time, I stood by your side.
Then you ran away, I begged you to stay .
You said I'm leaving today.
I was there from the start, then you broke my haert. AS you run away, you leave me a stray.
I loved you more than life which now lead me to strife. I'm now an empty shell, I'd rather be in hell. What did I say to make you go away.
Please do go, I want you so.
it started with a kiss don't make it end like this.Don't run away, please don't run away, cause I love you so.
By:
Suzy
In Loving MemoryI recently lost a family member. My grandfather. He was a great man. I will miss him dearly. He has moved on to heaven and will always watch over me. Love ya Grandpa!!!
Things I Don't Understand...Okay, so I get bored and I start rating photos. I skip some. Usually it's the ones that seem to contain people desperate for approval. You know who I mean, people flashing their tits or whatever. People showing off the fact that they drink too damn much. I just don't get how people go out and get fucked up every weekend and sometimes in between.
I never liked getting drunk. It never felt that good, and my boundary thing kept flaring up. I don't like people getting in my space, like three feet is too damned close. Add to that me being drunk and losing the inhibition that keeps me from shoving people who get closer than that, plus they've lost the inhibition that keeps them from getting up in my face....it's trouble. That's all.
I don't like drunk chicks trying to get laid by flashing their boobies or showing off how well they can tie a knot in a cherry stem. I don't like drunk college boys acting like they know what life is all about and they know it better than you.
The Weekend...Well...my weekend was interesting. I was supposed to have a show with Master on Friday nite. He never called to let me kno that it was still on or not. I was bummed out yes. Thought that this week was stood up week...lol TBH. But I thought Saturday at least I will have my BDSM nite at Cupids (which is a swinging club). So I get out of my shower and it is my Master. He is telling me that his friends are there and he wanted me to stop by to give a little show before I went to BDSM nite. OK. LOL No problem there. So I went. Wore my outfit I was going to wear to Cupids. He had me on all fours with my butt up in the air. He was showing one of his friends how he was taught to spank the ass. Then it developed to him having the flogger then the crop. His friend was hesitate to smack my ass. Then Master made me suck his friends dick while I was getting flogged. That was fucking fun. LOL. I enjoyed it alot. Then his friend finally got the courage to spank me. So he gave me a
There Comes A Time For All EndingsWow where should i start...hmmm well this is going to be short and sweet...Come November 1st, My VIP will expire and i'll be no longer on Fubar. It has been Grand It has been Fun..But like the heading states There Comes A Time For All Endings. Been on here for 1 yr and 5 mo and i've met a bunch of wondeful
people...Nikki,Bulldog,Mysticwolf76,CrazySane,
Biggfish,And so on...so many of you to name..A special thank you and luvs to Everyone who is Military!!! Past Present and Future,I'll miss you alot.
If anyone has myspace out there or msn...y'all can reach me on those
myspace.com/wickedtabu
tabu_01@msn.com
Thank you alot for a wonderful year and half...
love always
Michelle...aka..tabu
Is Bigger Really BetterI have have a lot of people tell me that bigger is better...now lets put it to the test....
Is bigger better than smaller
Or is how you use it really the truth?
Thinking Of Poverty Or Wealth?"Being poor is a frame of mind."
-- Mike Todd
What do you think of money?
Our beliefs create our reality. If you have struggled with money most of your adult life, chances are that something happened when you were young to create limiting beliefs around money and prosperity. Look back to your early years. What beliefs did your parents and other influential adults have about money? Chances are you’re also carrying those beliefs. Are they serving you?
“The law of abundance is that everything replicates after its own kind. Like is attracted to like. If you want more wealth, concentrate of wealth; think thoughts of abundance and wealth.”
-- Delfin Knowledge System
A Womans Flaw.......One Flaw in Women
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into His sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?”
And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable, and able to run on diet Coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart—and she will do everything with only two hands.”
The angel was astounded at the requirements. “Only two hands! No way! And that’s just on the standard model? That’s too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish.”
“But I won’t,” the Lord protested. “I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18-hour days.”
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. “But you have made her so soft, L
An Night And Day To Rememberthe other night my roomate and i were at home and kept thinking of things to do well we went out for a while and then came home and got happy and listend to music and then our other roomate came home and got happy with us it was so silly and so much fun we played with nights and did silly dances ohhhhhhhh we also played with fire hahahahahah yea were all pyros.we stayed up all fucking night just being sill and having fun but i have to say my favorite part of that night was when we actually got around to going to bed my roomate and i danced in our room for a while and then snuggled and watched movies hahahah it was fucking awsome it felt so good and im so glad i got to share it with them
Menthey are nothing but trouble if anyone needs me im gonna be on www.yuwie.com/cowgir7730
I Don't Understand ThingsI don't understand how I can find something that makes me so effing happy... to only have it be taken away from me... I don't think that I will ever be truly happy in life... or if I ever really want to be. Why should I be when all that happens is it comes back to bite me in the a** and hurt me. I had something great this week end... and because of a misunderstanding it is gone... I was all smiles all week end and now... I just sit teary eyed at my desk wondering how I can go from being so happy this mornin to this. I feel crushed... chewed up and spit out. I live my life day to day just trying to survive in this life.. sometimes wondering why I even bother... but...I know I am here to make other people happy... even if that means that I am miserable. So... I give up... I give up on trying to be happy... I give up on trying to find somewhere for me to fit in... I just give up!
Your'sThin lines between love and lust,
pain and pleasure.
Blurry borders merge for me today.
Subtle hint portrayed in my eyes,
Behind the scenes I am wild,
forever curious about the joys of sex.
Glorious thievery of inhibitions.
I need this.
I need to be submissive,
satisfying your every desire.
Invade my sensibilities.
Like palm trees bending to the demands of the wind,
I want to be your slave.
~~Living Dead Girl~~
30 Days Of NightHas anyone seen it? I want to see it today, just wondering if its worth it. Is it?
A Little Over 6000 Left!Please help, only have a little over 6000 to go and then I am done and get a happy hour! If you are bored and need something to do, please come by, would love to try to finish this today if possible!
Lots of luv,
Jen
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Le Tme GoOne more kiss could be the best thing
But one more lie could be the worst
And all these thoughts are never resting
And you're not something I deserve
In my head there's only you now
This world falls on me
In this world there's real and make believe
And this seems real to me
[Chorus]
You love me but you don't know who I am
I'm torn between this life I lead and where I stand
And you love me but you don't know who I am
So let me go
Let me go
I dream ahead to what I hope for
And I turn my back on loving you
How can this love be a good thing
When I know what I'm goin through
In my head there's only you now
This world falls on me
In this world there's real and make believe
And this seems real to me
[Chorus]
You love me but you don't know who I am
I'm torn between this life I lead and where I stand
You love me but you don't know who I am
So let me go
Just Let me go...
Let me go
And no matter how hard I try
I can't escape these things inside I know
I
I Have A SonJust to let a few of you know that I have a baby son born on 1/10/07 - he weighted in at 9lbs 6oz and now 3 weeks later he is 10lbs 15oz - monster baby growing fast! lol
He has my nose and eyes so he's set for life! lol
When I get settled (due to lack of sleep and just coming back to work) I'll be back to catch up with all you assholes! lol (I do mean it affectionately!)
Donut!
I Dont Wanna KnowHold up, let me answer my phone
Some bitch callin me about some bullshit probably
I'ma call you right back
I'm doin' this mixtape right now
Now back to what I was sayin
[Verse 1 - Mario Winans]
Somebody said they saw you
The person you were kissing wasn't me
And I would never ask you
I just kept it to myself
[Chorus - Mario Winans]
I don't wanna know
If you're playin' me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know
[Verse 2 - Mario Winans]
Oh baby
I think about it when I hold you
When lookin in your eyes, I can't believe
I don't need to know the truth
Baby keep it to yourself
[Chorus - Mario Winans]
I don't wanna know
If you're playin' me, keep it on the low
Cause my heart can't take it anymore
And if your creepin, please don't let it show
Oh baby, I don't wanna know
[Break - Mario Winans]
Did he touch you better then me (touch you better then me)
Did he watch y
Salutesi feel to show everyone that is a true uk member we should all have salutes. its not hard. all u need is a piece of paper put down ur screen name with ur id and @ fubar.com
peace love ya all
Wtf??Does anyone know how its possible for someone to be sending me friend requests without ever checking me out?It's a level 9 member so its not from my invite link :s lol
I Am So Sorrythat I still have not added some friends that are pending but I have being soo busy and I am not feeling well at all.
I will try and get to each one of you.. as fast as I can.
debs
Imagine Me Without You.....Jaci Velasquez - Imagine Me Without You
As long as stars shine down from heaven
And the rivers run into the sea
Til the end of time forever
You're the only love I'll need
In my life you're all that matters
In my eyes the only truth I see
When my hopes and dreams have shattered
You're the one that's there for me
When I found you I was blessed
And I will never leave you, I need you
Chorus:
Imagine me without you
I'd be lost and so confused
I wouldn't last a day, I'd be afraid
Without you there to see me through
Imagine me without you
Lord, you know it's just impossible
Because of you, it's all brand new
My life is now worthwhile
I can't imagine me without you
When you caught me I was falling
You're love lifted me back on my feet
It was like you heard me calling
And you rush to set me free
When I found you I was blessed
And I will never leave you, I need you
Chorus
When I found you I was blessed
And I will never leave you, I need you oh
Chor
Hm?So is anyone dressing up for Halloween?
what are the kids gonna be?
I love this stuff so tell me! :)
Halloween3Halloween Fruit Salad
Ingredients
12 oranges
3 bananas, cut up
4 apples, cut up
3 pears, cut up
Preparation
Cut off the tops and bottoms and hollow out 12 oranges, being careful not to break the skin; use a small serrated grapefruit spoon.
Carve a face in each orange and put a tea candle inside.
Arrange them around the edges of a platter and pile the platter high with cut fruit.
Light the little jack-o-lanterns when your guests arrive.
Serves 12.
Hint: Keep the carved-out oranges, and let them dry out on a shelf. When they become rock hard, dip each in polyurethane to seal it against mold, and hang it on a string to dry. These tiny jack-o-lanterns make unique napkin rings or ornaments on Halloween wreaths.
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Sherried Pumpkin Soup with Candied Apple
Ingredients
1/4 cup each of: diced onions, diced carrots, diced leeks, and diced celery
1/4 tsp. minced garlic
2 tbs. clarified butter (melted butter with the solids skimmed off the t
My TransformationThis was taken from my friends blog he wrote n made sense 2 me alot. Hope he doesnt mind LOL...
."Think positive to attract positive things... think negative and you will be overwhelmed by negative things.... LIFE IS HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE"....
All my life I have been dwelling on the past bad things n forgot all the good stuff that happened in my life. Yes i went thru alot but I realized that my past can no longer hurt me n all the stupid mistakes I did in my past are in the past. As long as I dont do it again n have learned my lesson I am good. I was always so focused on the negativity of what i was going thru n the negativity of others n I became sad n miserable bc they were as well n thought why this always gotta happen? u know? But i realized yea its ok for me 2 be sad n depressed bc im human as long as i dont stay in it for so long, Bc its not healthy. Sometimes I cant help it but I am trying not to be who I was many years ago. I used 2 be a person who was depressed alot n
Halloween 2Post new blog entry!The Halloween Dumb Supper
Dumb cakes and dumb suppers most likely grew out of the idea of feeding the dead. The cooking was done in complete silence, and, often, backwards. If it worked, folks said, spirits would come to the supper table. For at least two centuries, women on both sides of the Atlantic tried Halloween dumb suppers with varying success.
Here's how to do it: Sometime before midnight on Halloween set a table for you, your guests, and a spirit. You must not speak during the entire process. Then, cook a meal—preferably something traditional for Halloween—and set it on plates. Serve each plate walking backwards, sit down, and, without talking, eat. A spirit should appear at midnight and take a place at the table. It's said this will be the spirit of your one true love.
Halloween Dumb Cake
Place a tin of flour and a small bowl of salt on a table. Have each guest take a handful of flour and place it on a sheet of wax paper. Each person then sprinkles
The Feeling Of Love.......This feeling of love that I have for you,
A feeling so strong, so special, so new.
You give me the gift of happiness each day,
Never have I known it could be this way.
You have given your love regardless of cost,
With my heart in your care, I will never be lost.
Or never again wonder what love really means,
For now I do know it means so many things.
Understanding and caring, through good times and bad,
Sharing emotions, should they be happy or sad.
Being there for each other through laughter or tears,
At each other's side for the rest of our years.
My only wish is to be with you, my love,
For each day I pray to the heavens above.
That you always remember my feelings for you.
A feeling so strong, so special, so new!
Ladies Read ThisFrom a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait
till the morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/
cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in.
let us pay for you!
dont "feel bad"
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected.
S
Halloween 1You can invoke these centuries-old traditions to plan activities for your party.
On Halloween, women made a colcannon of potatoes, mashed parsnips and chopped onion, and buried in it a ring (to symbolize marriage), a thimble (spinsterhood), a doll (children), and a coin (wealth). The fate of each participant was determined by the symbol found cooked into their portion.
The practice of looking into a candlelit mirror at midnight on Halloween was found in both the British Isles and America; it was believed that the image of one’s future husband would appear over a woman’s shoulder in the reflection.
If you leave a wet blouse out to dry, your future husband will visit during the night and turn the sleeve.
-Superstition from the British Isles
Go to a spring on Halloween and take a mouthful of water, but do not swallow it. Then walk backwards home, get into bed backwards, and swallow the water. Your future husband will give you a drink in your dream.
-Superstition found in Illin
The Contestants In The Big Pimpin ContestIm posting a list of all the contestants
in the big pimpin contest . It starts
tonight at 7 pm central time.
At that time you can come here to this blog
and click on your photo & start voting
Yall have fun :)
HalloweenHalloween
The first Halloweens were tied to the quickening dark, to seasonal change, to death, to the movement of beings—fairies, witches, dead souls—through the night. Halloween was once imagined as a rift in reality where time slipped by without the traveler knowing he’d gone missing. As a night to return home, dead or alive. There was fear, yes, but it was fear of loss—of children and family, of land, crops, and place. This night wasn’t about violence, but rather about the unquiet of guilt, anticipation of the unknown, of facing the consequences of meddling with things you couldn’t—or shouldn’t—control. These Halloweens meant something; they held a place in the year for magic, for mourning, for first love, for fear. Then, and even now on Halloween, the otherworld seems always and uniquely present. On this night, it can be broached, or we, if we’re willing, can imagine it.
Samhain
Halloween likely developed from Samhain (pronounced sow-en, with “sow” rhyming with “cow”), or “sum
Life Is To Short ForLife is to short for games ,lies an evil alibis in my life I have been through to much an loss to many so when I say I love you I mean it completely we in all hesitate cause we are afraid to lose but once you hesitate you might miss out on what’s true so listen to what I have to say hesitation prevents opportunity in this world today so say what you feel show how much you care let the ones you love know you will always be there cause no one knows when our time will end an when you realize its to late then you see why you should not hesitate........
Your Gonna Be The One Who Saves MeHere I sit, thinking only of you
Wondering what is to become of us two
Understanding all you have been through
Hoping to slowly gain your trust
My heart aches for you, and also I yearn
I want to understand you
In hopes that I will learn
Your unique and special qualities amaze me
In everything you do this is one of many reasons
Why I CARE FOR YOU
So I know it will take time to gain you fully
But for you I will wait for eternity...
The Baby ShowerYesterday my niece had her baby shower, all the family was there to lend our support. Since this wasn't your typical shower, not a lot of baby gifts were given, but they all were special gifts none the less. My mom, her grandmother, made her a special christening gown for Eva to wear to be christened in. Some clothes, blankets and books too. All the other things a baby needs {diapers, bath time toys, car seat, changing table, crib} were not received, and probably not on the registry anyway. Everything was beautiful and not a tear was shed, surprisingly enough. I'm sorry but i don't have any pics from the shower right now, but i hope to get some from my sister that took tons of pics...lol
Rachiel discussed with her OBGYN when to induce, with much hesitation from Rachiel, and it has been decided that if she hasn't gone into labor before, the doctor will be inducing on Dec. 18th. She does however look as if she's about to "pop" any day now. Rachiel is a tiny girl and she looks
Injury Reportguess i should explain the reason behind my 2 pics huh? lol Well at the start of my workshift yesterday i was moving some metal cart/racks and as i was laying one on the ground due to it almost falling a second one fell and busted me in the head and caught my left wrist between the 2 carts. Luckily all i suffered was a very bad abraision (no stitches needed) and a sprained wrist. Im completely ok today except for the wrist.
Reed Richards Halloween CostumeReed Richards Halloween Costume
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This season you can go wearing Reed Richards Halloween Costume and impress others.
The term Halloween (and its alternative rendering Hallowe'en) is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening of/before "All Hallows' Day", also known as "All Saints' Day". It was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions, until Popes Gregory III and Gregory IV moved the old Christian feast of All Saints' Day from May 13 to November 1. In the ninth century, the Church measured the day as starting at sunset, in accordance with the Florentine calendar. Although All Saints' (or Hallows') Day is now considered to occur one day after Halloween, the two holidays were, at that time, celebrated on the same day. Liturgically, the Church traditionally celebrated that day as the Vigil of All Saints, and, until 1970, a day of fast
The LightBefore I used to wonder what am I living for,
I had wanted to end my life,
I thought maybe that's the way, I can find my light,
but then you came to me , and stop my plan,
you said you'll go through with me, till the end..
I thought it was a dream,
I never thought it actually be reality,
for once, I felt so special, felt so happy and free...
is it a destiny that we met?
if that so, then I'm really gonna cry,
cause its the happiest thing that came in my life.
I guess that's God's intention,
why he let me suffer all those years,
So that you would come to me, and wipe off all my tears..
so, thanks to you, I've found my light,
and with you here, I know everything would be alright
You showed me the light to love an live a new life ....
Isn't It Nice?How nice is it when you find money in your purse, wallet, pocket, etc. that you never knew you had? Even finding five bucks is nice but I just found a $50 bill! I have no clue where it came from or how long it was in there but it definitely made my outlook for the day a little brighter :)
I Need A MaidI work as a cook and we have a lot of cleaning to do so the last thing i want to do on my day off is cook food and clean my house. I need a maid.
This Time It's The Computer Making Me All GrrrrI get logged into fubar and get kicked out without warning, it's so weird. The window closes, all my desktop icons disappear and I usually have to power down the computer.
I'm having a tough time even staying logged into my yahoo messenger. I used to be able to be logged into fubar, yahoo messenger and msn messenger and even have a window open to search for comments to leave on ya'll's pages. I even try that now, shit, I think the computer would explode.
So I'm going to try and figure out what the problem is, see if I can get the problem fixed. I'll be on as much as I can, when this d@mn computer cooperates that is.
Posted PicsI put some pics up feel free to comment :) Have a great day everyone Kisses!
He Died TodayThank you all for your prayers. Uncle Clarence passed away this morning at 10 a.m. in NJ. Please pray for my Mom (his sister) and his wife and family. THANK YOU for all of your prayers - you guys are the best....
Patty
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Oh How I Luv My !!!!! WhatCalif. college uses cockroaches as lure
RIVERSIDE, Calif. - Thinking about the University of California, Riverside for college? Then come pet our cockroaches!
UC Riverside is using a cockroach petting zoo to attract students and parents to an upcoming recruitment fair. The zoo will include several species, including cockroaches that emit a foul, ammonia-like scent and the famous, palm-sized Madagascar hissing cockroach.
Tally Me BananaSo, as of today, I'll be married in 9 days.
It's weird to say days instead of months now. I'll (hopefully) never be a R...S anymore. That will take some time to get use to, signing a new name and everything. I was extremely stressed but now that everything is falling into place I feel at ease but anoxious now. I just want to see how everything is going to look and go!
We've stumbled across great friends to help with this wedding. Without people who love us we wouldn't have half of what we will. Brian's dad gave us money and my mom is doing all our flowers for free. Dorris is making BOTH our cakes, mints, letting us use her serving trays, a chocolate fountain and a cheese fountain for 250 bucks!!!! If you haven't priced any of this, then you have no idea what kind of discount that is.
A friend is doing the photography, people from my family is bringing more food as we are also making some. My dress and shoes were only 331 bucks! If anything, we paid more for gifts for our weddi
Wedding RingTrue Story from Houston Medical Center :
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from
his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend
found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she
used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your
penis.
3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding
Family ListSo, My VIP ends at the end of this week. After that I won't be able to add anyone to my Family List. If you are not in there now and you think you should be, hit me up and I will take it under advisement.
Oh, and if you can come up with a compelling reason you should be add, that will get you bonus points. The more entertaining, the better.
:p
What I've Been Up To Part 6What I've been up to lately i got to see my nephew Scott and my 2 brothers my sister in law and my sister and her bf all recently as in on Saturday night and Scott spent the night with me and my parents for the 2nd time in a short while i loved having him over again it was the best weekend i had and my sister gave me her Christmas present early as for she won't be with me for Christmas this year and what she gave me is hand made and i have a pic of it in my stash for everybody to see i hope you all like it i know i sure do and i have continued my Christmas Present Shopping but i have finished and given my sisters and her bf's Christmas presents and i also gave my sister her birthday present and i gave her bf his birthday present and he loved it because it was 2 movie gift vouchers and for 24 hours my time i had no access to my friends on fubar at all i was saddened by the fact i couldn't get on and now i am happy again from Bruce.
WtfWords
When is a word unacceptable say the word Fuck, Whore, Slut, Cunt, bastard what is about these words that make us give them derogatory or negative connotations?
There are times when we use them as an expression of passion and encouragement behind closed doors some may not admit that they may have their place but does it turn us on?
Is there a time when it is what you want to hear from our lovers?
Does our perceptions change, or our mind interoperate or even register the words or just the concept of expressed passion? or is that from a female concept that they have a desire to be dominated on some level if not physically but mentally.
Of course it is not just guys that use these words but woman too although most are a more expressive in their use of vocabulary more creative.
Do you think most on a base level like to hear passions so vocalised?
Does it add a dimension to sex when we are vocal in our demands and likes?
( Not my own lol)
Cant WaitWHEN I HEAR YOUR VOICE IT CAPTURES MY HEART.
EVEN THOUGH RIGHT NOW WE ARE FAR APART
I'LL CLOSE MY EYES AND SEE YOUR FACE,
ENVISIONING YOUR SMILE MAKES MY HEART BEGIN TO RACE.
WHEN WE TALK ITS ALWAYS SATISFYING,
IT'S SO TRUE IM NOT LYING.
YOU ARE MY HEARTS TRUE DESIRE .
YOUR LOVE IS MY SPARK THAT SETS MY SOUL ON FIRE.
Prayer's Are Needed Also For Alil One Named PaigeHER NAME IS PAIGE , AND WOULD LIKE ALL MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO PLEASE ADD HER TO YOUR PPRAYERS
TY HUGS N LOVE BREW
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MY GOD'S ANGEL'S WRAP THEIR WINGS AROUND THEM
AND PROTECT THEM ALWAYS ( WROTE BY CHERIE AKA WITCHESBREW 3/14/1997 )
How To Prepare For College.1. Make yourself a little memory box. Collect a bunch of trinkets and things that reminds you of your life at home and store them in a cute little safe storage container that you decorated by yourself. Stick old letters in there as well as artificats that spawn happy memories. Once you've compiled all these little nuggets of nostalgia and joy, throw the fucking thing in a fire.
2. Get in touch with all your old high school friends. They may be outdated, but they all have something to offer. Like stereos. Go to your old friend's houses and steal as much shit as you can. Radios, DVDs, RAM, anything that you want but probably wouldn't buy yourself. They'll find out it's you, but it'll be too late - you'll be gone. Also, have abusive and unprotected sex with the dirtiest, skankiest sluts from high school that you always wanted to pork but didn't in fear of reprocussions. Nothing will cap off your hometown experience better. Get them pregnant, whatever. It doesn't matter because you're g
Texas Chili (a True Story...kinda)Chili Cook-Off
If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account
as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas.
Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.
For those of you who have lived in Texas , you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park . Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield , IL.
Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili
w
Tshe Need To Levelhttp://fubar.com/user/981065
this is a friend of mine would you help her level?
Widow MakerWidow Maker
The city lay shrouded in the distance, looming like a fragile virgin clothed in white. The year was 2785.
Vincent’s keen eyesight cut through the fog, singeing over the towering steel buildings like a guided laser. He was searching for something lost, something that he would probably never reclaim.
“Master, are we going to be out in this nasty stuff much longer?” Kregg inquired, walking five steps behind Vincent, his back arched like an inquisitive ferret.
Kregg didn’t like the fog, he was more of a homebody and would choose a good book and a tattered coverlet to snuggle inside of, any day over an outdoor excursion.
Vincent stopped abruptly in the trail, unable to avoid Kregg’s clumsy clash. However, it had been expected. Kregg had been with him a long while now, almost two centuries. At this point, his servant had become very predictable.
And that’s how Vincent preferred things; predictable.
His eyes molded over Kregg’s bent form, c
It Only Takes A Minute PleaseI am in a blast contest and all I need you to do is RATE, FAN, AND ADD two of my friends. It only takes a couple of minutes and youll get a suprise if you do it. Just let them know that I sent you and send me a message that you did it. Thank you and I hope you have a great day *HUGS*
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A Normal Day....He always come home around the same time from work, but I never know what He will want from me. Sometimes He is sweet and warm, other times He is aggressive..
Today he came home as usual, but as soon as he opened the door, he looked at me, ordering me to come to his side. I did as I was told. He then ordered me to strip for him, a slow erotic strip. When I was completely nude, He ordered me to kneel at his feet. He unzipped his trousers, and grabbing my hair, He made me lick Him and suck Him. It felt like hours that I was kneeling there, naked and cold, licking and sucking, suddenly He yanked my head back by my hair and came all over my chest, ordering me to rub it in, and taste it, slapping my face calling me a bad girl... but He was not finished with me...
He then got undressed, lying on the bed, ordering me to crawl slowly up his body, kissing and licking as I went... when I was eye to eye with him, He kissed me, whilst forcing Himself into me. He ordered me to go up and down
Fake Ass PeopleOi I AM SO SICK OF FAKE PEOPLE WHO ACT LIKE YOUR FRIENDS BUT REALLY ARE NOT.
I JUST WANT TO SCREAM!
FOUR YEARS AGO TODAY ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS TOOK HER OWN LIFE AND I CAN NOT DEAL WITH ALL THIS THEY CAN ALL GO FUCK A DONKEY!!!!
GOD THEY NEED TO GET THERE OWN LIVES...
Out On The BoatHey everyone out here on the boat for 11 days so if you want hit me up on my email out here williaz@cvn73.navy.mil talk to all of ya'll soon
I Want This Guy.....To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was b
Ugly Dreamso i woke up at 6:30 today (with my alarm set for 10) i think as a result of wearing the nicotine patch to bed... anyway another side effect is having weird dreams. so for 2 hours i dreamed i was falling asleep, or at least trying to, and my heart was pounding really bad so i was trying to get up to get my heart medicine, but i couldn't move (cause i was asleep) and i dreamed i was trying to wake myself up by slapping myself in the face, only i couldn't feel it, and that's when i knew i was in a dream. then this ghost waitress starts coming across the room to me in clips like in scary movies whispering "i'm coming..." and i knew i was dreaming so i tried to wrench myself awake and it finally worked just before she got to me.
i woke up with a fairly normal heartbeat and grinding my teeth.
Weekend Not Bad But Dang Everybody's Sick!Not a bad past couple of days for me but...
...my sister was sick yesterday for most of the day.
My brother was constipated for three days (castor oil worked)
My mother is sick this morning (throw up sick - too much birthday chocolates it seems - at least i HOPE that's what it is!)
sister's baby has the poops.
Blech- I'm taking my vitamins!!!
I wipe every doorknob as i pass through the house with the inside of my shirt. Been washing my hands - it doesn't take much to get sick, but it doesn't take much to prevent it either.
Getting a couple of animal trapping jobs for my brother this morning - there are bats in one high rise condominium (high rise in Naples is 19 stories) - and bees came back at an old site. So he'll be happy to hear about the one, unhappy to hear about the other.
Not an exciting life, but it's mine and it's good enough ;-) -- oh, that and the non-egg laying hens I let out of the chicken coop last week and my goat:
Fred is okay with the white
JokeOne day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for more than 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,
"It's certainly not a ship." As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.
Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "How long has it been since you had a good cigar."
"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wetsuit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. "Faith and b'gorrah," said the man, "that is so good. I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Ir
Hey Alllneed any help moving up in ranks let me know rank my stuff please
Craptastic! :oI decided to stay home today because I'm hurting and extremely tired didn't sleep well.
But I had to run to defiance to drop off payment for a bill and I wanted to get my FMLA papers to Doc office so they can get them fill out and I can turn them in. So I did that..
.. and wouldn't you know on my way home out in the country on the highway I get a flat fookin tired. I stand there.. look at the shredded tire.. think about crying then assess the situation.. so OK I'm not changing the tire on the highway leaning down an embankment.. so I wait till nothing is comming back up several yard and back onto a side road back a little ways from the Stop sign.
Proceed to get out the jack n other paraphernalia needed to change a flat. Am in the process of letting down the spare tire from under the truck with a truck turns onto the side road I look up for a second as it passes and a man probably about my age is driving it.. I start to proceed with letting down the tire again when I realize the man
Waking UpSo now that I got a good night of sleep with the demonic oven unplugged, I'm trying to wake up.
The weekend was pretty good. Friday night David was supposed to play in the band at the HS football game. I was on my way there but thought I better check since it was drizzling off and on. Well, they had cancelled the game because they were to get thunderstorms. My ex had not bothered to call me, and I suppose she was going to let me drive the 75 miles to find out. So I got him Friday night anyway :). Saturday he had a Halloween parade abd I was a chaparone for the band. He had a good time :)
Sunday was good until his mother called and told me I had to have him back a couple hours early for choir practice. Gave us less than an hour left if we had left to go home then. But David did not want to leave and told her no. She had him crying. But he stood up to her and I supported him. Its his time here, and while I will rearrange things if he wants to do something there, I will
HiOk here's the deal...I hate to be pushy but I'd love to get up a couple levels before I just forget leveling period...lol I have tons of friends and tons of soon to be friends so if ya can help in anyway please do so. Thanks and appreciation to all!
Monday Morning!Good Morning! Just Wanted To Make Sure I Let Everyone Know Have A Wonderful Make Me Melt Monday! Hugs And Kisses All!!
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My New HomeJust got the keys to my new house. First time ever buying a house and I bought it brand new, built from the ground up^. I have never even bought a brand new car before, so I think its kinda funny to have a new house before a new car. I have been very bless sence I've been off the shit. God has truely blessed me and I have worked very hard for this. For everyone who is striving towards their goals or dreams, I pray and wish you the best of luck. Well time for me to move all my stuff in ... hard work never ends ... wink!
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