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45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her and your friends together. KEEP READING 11. Smile with her. 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts t

Which Action Hero Are You?
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0created with QuizFarm.comYou scored as Captain Jack Sparrow Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three. Captain Jack Sparrow75% Indiana Jones71% Lara Croft71% Maximus71% Batman, the Dark Knight67% William Wallace58% The Terminator54% Neo, the "One"50% The Amazing Spider-Man

I Won, I Won, I Won!!
Well, I didn't win anything here in Fubar (yet!! lol...), but one of my loves and passions is photography. I am getting published soon in the Parade Magazine. The pay isn't too much, but it is a $100 more than I had in my bank today!! lol.... I'll certainly try to keep you posted on when it officially comes out...but, I am dancing on cloud 10,000!! ;) Hope you are all off to a phenomenal weekend! ttyml.... Your friend, Kat

Lyrics To Love Is A Killer By Vixen
Love Is A Killer lyrics Only a fool believes it's better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all So I don't wanna take that fall, it's a long, long, long way down I'm hurt, love struck me down again, enticed me in and pulled the pin Blew my tender heart sky high Now in my pain, I'm asking why as I'm crying Should I give it my last try or say goodbye Chorus: Love is a killer, a homicidal fiend Love is a killer, it'll be the death of me I got a target on my back for a cupid dressed in black Love is a killer, it's killing me Love, so sweetly beckoning I've seen your face, called your name I tasted tears you cried Lived in shadows in my mind, frozen here in time, don't leave me here to die chorus (Solo) You fascinate and yet frustrate, demand so much of me, yeah I've had enough, it's tearing me up inside Cross my heart, hope to survive You got a smoking gun, well don't shoot me love, no! You're a - chorus Love is a killer, no, love is a killer, no n

Day Four
Today is day four of the alli diet. So far, everythings working out. I'm taking the pills, I'm following the TRAGIC 1800 cal a day *WHICH SUCKS* and i'm not drinking much dr pepper *Sobs* But I'm pretty pleased, I already feel a bit better without being so jacked on caffine all the time. In other news, I cut my hair. It's some crazy weird emo looking hair do, I'll put pics up soon. It kinda happened on accident, then I had to get it fixed. The blonde never would come out, so I'm sitting here with mahogony brunette in my hair, hoping it'll take. So, dont be surprised if my new pics look a bit....emo-er...thats not even a word, but *Shrugs* Well I'm off to watch THS INVESTIGATES some more, i'll be back laters. MYSPACE ME :) www.myspace.com/anotherxpoeticxsoul *to add me you need my last name, and yes it's around here somewhere*

The Dentist
A man walks into the dentist\'s office with aline toothache, and after the dentist examines him, he says, \"That tooth has to come out. I\'m going to give you a shot of Novocaine and I\'ll be back in a few minutes.\" The man grabs the dentist\'s arm, \"No way. I hate needles. I\'m not having any shot!\" So the dentist says, \"Okay, we\'ll go with the gas.\" The man replies, \"Absolutely not. It makes me sick for a couple of days. I\'m not having gas.\" So the dentist steps out and comes back with a glass of water, \"Here,\" he says. \"Take this pill.\" The man asks, \"What is it?\" The doc replies, \"Viagra.\" The man looks surprised, \"Will that kill the pain?\" \"No,\" replies the dentist, \"but it will give you something to hang on to while I pull your tooth.\"

Mon 15th
ok guys time for me to blog again on mon the 15th of oct i go under the knife for the 15th time with my knees im not sure how long i will be out for but im trying to get the level 21 so lets hope i make whilst im in hospital its not major surgery but its a major clean out of my right knee i pieces floating round and ligament damages they hoping to stop my knee from collapsing all the time so a lil prayer and kind thoughts and some love would be nice my friends here in aussie and some abroad have been great so im now finding out who my true friends really are will keep u posted on the outcome once i get out love ya's all and u know who u are

Horse Back
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a whoop so loud that it would echo from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final, "Yahoo!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service station attendant. "Nothing," shrugged the woman, " I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto his saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians ride bareback....."

Heres My Quiz For People To Fill Out
BE BRAVE AND SEND IT BACK TO ME 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7.Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19. Where would u like my cum to go? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Can I use you as a booty call? 23. Do you like foreplay? 24. What is foreplay to you? 25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND- REPOST THIS! TITLE IT "NAUGHTY APPLICATION

Fire Engine
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with admiration. "Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

The Beast Within
I sit here at home, confused and alone, my pain wanders away for a time. It allows me to see the beauty around me, but then it comes back crashing so hard, to freeze my soul again. Should I stay in this land, or should I die by my hand and take control of the pain the only way I can. My loved ones would miss me, but what about the monster inside me, the one that grows every time? How can they see any beauty in me, when that monster’s around all the time? Beating and beating, breaking and breathing to be set free from this soul of mine. My heart hasn’t long, and I know the reason why, the beast has awoken, why would he lie? My pain can last from future to past, and the beast within me is set. Now the hole in my soul is perhaps before the hole in the ground, where finally my soul may rest.

Traditions Of Halloween
Halloween is an annual celebration and this event is fraught with traditions from around the world. The basic traditions associated with Halloween are as follows : JACK'O LANTERN : These are hollowed out pumpkins with a face cut into one side. People once carved out beets, potatoes and turnips to use as lanterns on Halloween. Nowadays we carve out pumpkins. According to an Irish legend, jack-o-lanterns were named for a man named Jack, who could not enter heaven because he was a miser. He could not enter hell either, because he had played jokes on the devil. So instead, he had to walk the earth with a lantern until Judgment Day. This was later brought into existence as one of the most popular halloween tradition. Fire : Fire is an integral part of the halloween tradition. Fire was very important to the Celts as it was to all early people. In the old days people lit bonfires, to scare away evil spirits. They believed that light had power over darkness. In some places they use

Parents 'ignorant About Cannabis'
Parents 'ignorant about cannabis' Police chiefs are accusing parents of showing ignorance and complacency in the face of widespread cannabis use among teenage children. The Association of Chief Police Officers says many parents do not understand the serious health risks of newer, more potent strains of the drug. It is calling on parents to show zero tolerance to help stamp out use of the class C drug. Government figures for 2006 suggest one in 10 under-16s has smoked cannabis. The call follows the sentencing of mother Nicola Cooper earlier this week for giving cannabis to her children to stop them buying it from street dealers. Some kids are taking the equivalent in cannabis terms of what would be a bottle of vodka a day Professor Robin Murray, Institute of Psychiatry Assistant Chief Constable Simon Burne of the Association of Chief Police Officers (Acpo) said it was irresponsible parenting to introduce drugs to children. "It's about zero tolerance,"

History Of Halloween
Unlike many other festivals, the history of Halloween is also inspired through traditions that have transpired through ages from one generation to another. The name Halloween is Scottish in origin and is short for "All Hallow's Eve," the night before "All Hallow's Day," or All Saint's Day. That day was set by Pope Boniface IV to honor the Catholic saints, and also to replace a Roman pagan festival of the dead. Later, Pope Gregory III changed All Saint's Day to November 1. In old English the word 'Hallow' meant 'sanctify'. Roman Catholics, Episcopalians and Lutherians used to observe All Hallows Day to honor all Saints in heaven, known or unknown. They used to consider it with all solemnity as one of the most significant observances of the Church year. And Catholics, all and sundry, was obliged to attend Mass. One story says that, on that day, the disembodied spirits of all those who had died throughout the preceding year would come back in search of living bodies to possess for the

What's Worse Is This Will Never Stop
{repost} I am warning you, this is very, very, VERY sad! You may need a tissue... She was only five, This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one was around. She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents Unlock the door, She'll have to endore A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries. She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid. She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, And the poor child was beaten As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a

Leaving Me Soon
i cant stop her,its a long storie but most of its my falt.too,yes i cheated,with as many as i could.but it started out a little driffent,as of about 3 years ago i wanted more huging and kissing,no i wasnt kooking for the sex freinds,now i must allso say ive only been married for all of 6 years.she was a rundown devorcey ,i had never put the ring on my left hand.ho but a few comnon laws.will she moving too texas some time around the 23 this mo. with her horse,a cat and a dog,we will still be kinda friends.she going too be a no pay care giver,so she can be closer too her horse

Ok Wow
ok i never understood this but oh well. i know we all insult each other in the mum's even when we are on each others friends lists. so anyways lol this one guy posted a mum i insulted him joking around. well he took it to heart and went to my page left a comment that deleted. so lets see i never really take much serious on here. i know i have a few friends i can completely trust with anything. and someone who i cant talk to about anything. but this guy got so bent out of shape to the point of calling me a red neck lol. not realizing im from new york. i haven't seen a red neck here before unless you count people who come here for vacation. but is it just me or do you people also find these types of people a little childish lol. but i just thought i would share this with you lol later people shadow

Movin Stuff Around
well i found out ya only get one vote per blog no matter how many entries... so i moved the tune lyrics to the stash and made this one... ok so its all about the pointz... but wtf there are some lazy bitch's on here that rate one pic or not even rate at all... so i gotta get what i can any way i can!!!!

Sweet Remembrance
By Robert W. Birch We walk a secret path today, in the moment of our quiet intimacy. Not knowing where this trail will lead, nor grasping when it ends. We share our private thoughts today, trusting they'll do no harm. Along this path we stop to share inner feelings, deep desires. We walk today this special route, and each reach out for the other. Hands and hearts together now, spirits joyful and intertwined. My mind is filled with sweet images, like souvenirs collected along our way. Memories to prompt our journey, each exciting as the last. Someday the path we walk today will narrow so only one must walk alone in silence with the memories of what had been. Collected memories in my mind, a mental scrapbook for me to carry if I must take the narrow path and carry only the traces of your being. Memories of your smiling lips, eyes that danced with laughter. sensual images of full breasts warm and soft under my gentle to

Gentle Love
By Robert W. Birch Tender skin, soft under my finger tips. Dark eyes that watch my touch, closing only when overtaken by pleasure. A pretty face, framed in soft hair. Unpainted lips, responsive to my gentle kiss. Full round breasts, youthfully eager for attention. Each nipple firming to my loving touch. Soft smooth skin, tender on inner thighs. Shapely legs open to my gentle persuasion. Delicate secrets revealed, hungry to know more of love, Wet with passion's sweet nectar tender to a lover's touch. Oh dear woman, your heart is precious, Your spirit soars When desire overwhelms you. Oh sweet lady, my desire for you consumes me. To know your heart And fly high with your spirit. Hold me closely and touch me in gentle ways. Receive in return the gifts of my love and desire for you. Let's be together for this brief time we walk this path. Let's learn of joy and take fond memories when we part.

After The Dance Is Over
By Robert W. Birch We danced as lovers dance to music only we had heard. A hot beat to which we moved in perfect time, with perfect synch. Unhurried though each driven on, both knowing how the dance would end. We shared the lead as the tempo quickened. You followed me, I followed you, each wanting that conclusion as ageless passion demands its due. Our cries loud as bodies yield, sounds from deep within escaped to alert close neighbors to the simultaneous climax of our dance. The music softened, mellow in its final strains. We curled together our contented bodies, our cries at last subdued, and only now a gentle purring. In this quietness our muffled moans yell out a thousand words of utter joy, in celebration of our dance, in recognition of our love. We laughed and played a while although our dance had ended. Naked, you fed me grapes -- a piece of chocolate pressed to my lips, combining with the sweetness of your es

The Music Of Love - Poem
The Music of Love Bodies warm with passion's heat pressed together in hungry embrace. Intertwined we move as one, synchronizing to the inner beat of desire's baton. The erotic rhythm of hips in motion thrusting in time with the melody that steals its way from the depths of our most primitive selves. A harmony of sounds unintelligible, voiced only by passionate lovers. Bodies warm with passion's heat, hard dancing to the music of love.

I Mean Seriously Ppl....wtf?
wtf ppl....i dont wanna go live somewhere else, i dont wanna come here and go there. i wanna have time to find me, i never did that. yea it sounds cliche but its true. i go from my parents slave to being with an ass who likes to hit women and snort coca. i need me time now, im not asking ya'll for shit, just bc ur some1 that i feel is family and i'll tell u about my problems when u tell me about urs, doesnt mean i want ur help to fix them. i just wanna vent to someone like ya'll do to me. come here do this, u'll be safe here. im not safe anywhere. he's everywhere. so i might as well learn to live with that fact. he's going to run behind all the things im trying to make of myself and talk shit and destroy friendships and other things i might have going for me. but some of ya'll should know that very well, ya'll have done it to me as well. sure u lie ur way out of it, and i'll know the truth but i'll forgive u bc of our history. well, im tired of being miss nice girl, as of now im miss e

I Love My Job......
I love my job, I really do. It's 6:30am and I'm coming to the end of a 17hr shift, and I have to do a 12 hr tonite, out of the 17hrs here I slept about 3hrs done about 1hr of work and thats the normal :) I love my job. I even have medical, which is something not a lot of places offer. I get to sit here on most nites watch movies, play video games, fubar :D And they pay me to do this, shit how many people get payed to do that? I Love my job......

Lil L.o.v.e. Bone Thugs In Harmony Ft Mariah Carey And Bow Wow
[Chorus: Mariah Carey + (J.D.)] (y'all know what this is is!) can I get a little bit a L-O-V-E? (MC) can ya spend a little bit of dough on me? (Bone Thugs) can I get a little bit a ya T-I-M-E (the lil homeboy Bow Wow) boy if ya wanna make it (MC) could ya gotta give a little bit a.. (what's your perspective?) [Mariah Carey + (Krayzie Bone)] monday we will not, (I'm outta love) tuesday you had time, (and macked it all) we just break up again you want me to let you back in but tonight I'm like no ohh, uh uh uh ohh, my box has opened my body has all said yes, I hate this mess boy you just ain't no good for me this ain't no way real love should be.. took you back once, took you back twice took you back, three, four, five times they said these streets is over boy youve been close to lies took you back once, took you back twice took you back, three, four, five times cant see the light, but you, somebody help me! [J.D.] Krayzie! give her a lil bit [Krayzie

And Today's Lesson Is
My Kids went to stay with their grandparents for the Setember school holidays. My ex took them down for me, I was working. Stupid me trusted him with my car to take them there, as he ha a pick up and there are three kids. Imagine my surprise when I was pulled over by the highway patrol today and asked why i was driving an unregistered motor vehicle. I was polite at first, pointing to vehicle rego sticker saying December 2007. Got a little pissy when he tried to tell me that my car was unregistered. Entered a whole new level of pissed off, even for me, when after arguing and him doing checks to find that my car was given a minor defect (faulty indicator light) which had 30 days to repair and present for inspection. When it was not presented my vehicle registration was cancelled. K, The upshot???? I have fines totalling $700, an unregistered car, i have to get another safety certificate and re register it. They took my plates. Why????? Cause a fuckin retarded male couldnt be

My Love For You
MY LOVE FOR YOU I would sell my soul without hesitation Give up all that I own without reservation Walk to the ends of the earth for you Is what I would be prepared to do I would be prepared to lay down and die If it meant you would never have to cry If I could take all your pain away Leaving you only with happy days I would do it for you without a doubt Because to me that is what true love is all about I LOVE YOU BABY!!!!

Wax
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!! My night began as any other normal weekday night. Came home, cooked dinner and played with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours. "Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet?" So I headed to the site of my demise.. the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off! No mess, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly girl, but am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA THINK!!!* So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each together, stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out The hairdryer and heat it to 1000 degre

Down Rater And Hater
this person is harassing my family members and she blocked me i was going to ask her what is going on and she blocked me before i could so i can't get her side of everything please show her how we luv people on here , that do that, it is so funny she is a 19 level ninja and is acting like this . here she is , no pic with it but you can look her up ! thanks everyone!!!!!!!! Name: I'm the Only One.....I LIKE GIR... (Stepped away) Level: Ninja (19) Rating: 10.09 (702) Fans: 308 Gender: Female, 26 Location: Durham, NC Salutes: 2 salute photos! pictures (199) call me! Buzz: 100% -- sh*t faced! SHOUT: SEND

Email
I sent an email this morning to those on here whose email I have and who are lucky enough to be on my joke list... I really do think I send some of the funniest stuff on the web sooner then most people... Because my friends in general are some fun and loving troops just like me... Have a great day.. If you did not get an email.. write me if you want to get on my joke list... I just ask ya send me some now and then... Not much to ask eh?

Rich People Blow
You know what hate is rich people who believe that they are better than a normal person, because the size of their wallet. I'm a average joe, the guy next door, I am tired of some rich bimbo running me off the road in her BMW because I follow the speed limit. I am a service member in the armed forces, and these people are not even grateful for I do, they say its bad for the economy, well you know what if you give some of the money back that you keep pocketing to the people the economy would be fine, I wouldn't bitching and maybe the world would be better without a few less Hummer's clogging my air on the highway!

Re: Hear That Buzz ?
RE: Hear That Buzz ? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Chrissay Date: 13 Oct 2007, 01:48 This is what you were telling me about Wayne.Thanks Anti-NWODate: Oct 13, 2007 2:29 AM----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------From: Zarina Jada-Zakori, Psy.D.Date: 10 Oct 2007, 15:36I always wanted to be a fly on the wall.ThanksMercury LobarDate: Oct 10, 2007 12:27 PMThanks all...From: VadershineDate: Oct 10, 2007 7:04 AMWas It A Bug : Drones Give Dragonflies A Whole New MeaningFrom: MaryFrom: DavidReedy (ready)Date: Oct 9, 2007 9:17 PMFrom: Third Estate, Second Estate. No, United...StatesDate: Oct 9, 2007 9:06 PMHoly shit, look at the size of those things. Not much bigger than a mosquitoFlying surveillance devices at Sept. 15 Mass MarchFrom:

My Soul Weeps
My soul weeps for the tears I can not cry. The things I said to you are but a shadow of another time. I do not know why we share this connection that is so strong. When you are sad, I hurt. When you are alone, I am lonely. When you want to fade away, I start to disappear. Is this just an addiction, like so many times before. An empty space is there, with no where left to go. I do not what to hurt again inside my little world, feeling only feelings that are never mine.

Work, Work And Well More Work
To all my friends, I am sorry if it seems I don't keep in touch much lately. I have been working alot more than usual. I will hopefully get time soon to get back in touch with alot of you. I get to go home on the first and visit all my family so I will not be online at all for a couple weeks but everyone will live lol! I am exausted so I am going to bed, I have to be up in 4 hrs to go back to work and I just got off work is it just lovely? Keep in touch with me and I will get back with ya asap I promise! Hugs to all!!! P.S SPLIT SHIFTS SUCK WHEN YOU WORK IN A BAR! Much Love, Jaime

Pt 109
USS PT-109, an 80-foot ELCO type motor torpedo boat, was placed in service in July 1942 as a unit of Motor Torpedo Boat Squadron FIVE. She was shipped to the Pacific shortly thereafter and in September 1942 was transferred to Motor Torpedo Boat Squadron TWO for service in the Solomon Islands during the ongoing Guadalcanal Campaign. During the last months of 1942 and the first part of 1943, PT-109 was employed on patrols in the waters adjacent to Guadalcanal, as part of an effort to prevent the Japanese from reinforcing their troops on the island. After the Japanese evacuated Guadalcanal in February 1943, PT-109 remained in the Solomons. Following the seizure of Rendova Island, near New Georgia, she was based there with other PT boats, charged with interdicting enemy shipping during the fight to capture New Georgia. While patrolling in Blackett Strait, on the southern side of Kolombangara Island, during the early hours of 2 August 1943, PT-109 was rammed by the Japanese destroyer

Emergency Alert: Make Calls To Stop Law Of Seas Treaty:
Emergency Alert: Make calls to stop Law of Seas Treaty: Body: ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Blaine Date: Oct 13, 2007 2:07 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Pamela's Protest Date: Oct 13, 2007 1:58 AM Emergency Alert: Make calls to stop Law of Seas Treaty: NOW!! We must STOP Law of Seas Treaty NOW. Vote in Senate scheduled for Wednesday, Oct. 17th! LOST is a huge power grab by the United Nations' madhouse. Robert Morrow 512-306-1510 Dear American Patriots, The Law of the Seas Treaty is nothing but a huge power grab by the United Nation's madhouse. It would put the unelected, anti-American United Nations bureaucrats in charge of the world's oceans. The UN would control fishing, drilling and mining rights. LOST (Law of Seas Treaty) is a backdoor way for the UN to tax the world. It is a dagger aimed straight at US national sovereignty and a vote for LOST is a vote to get unelected one world government goi

For Sugar And Spice :)
Fix You Coldplay When you try your best but you don't succeed When you get what you want but not what you need When you feel so tired but you can't sleep Stuck in reverse When the tears come streaming down your face When you lose something you can't replace When you love someone but it goes to waste Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home And ignite your bones And I will try to fix you And high up above or down below When you're too in love to let it go If you never try then you'll never know Just what you're worth Lights will guide you home And ignite you bones And I will try to fix you Tears stream down your face When you lose something you cannot replace Tears stream down your face And I... Tears stream down your face I promise you that I'll learn from my mistakes Tears stream down your face And I... Lights will guide to home And ignite to bones And I will try to fix you Ty Hun your awesome :D

Nsfw
Well, my friends, I have been deleted from the mumming group. Yes, it is a sad sad day. lmao I posted a mumm about nsfw work pics and people marking them when it isn't really nsfw. They deleted that mumm and told me I can not mumm anymore????????????? But people can have there shit hanging out all over the place and that's ok........mean people suck!

A Little About Me!
Ok well, I guess you wanted to know a little more about me, or you would not have come here to read. I could put all kinds of music, fancy backgrounds, and cool fonts in here, but it's easier to read without them, and if you care enough to know, I care enough to make it easier on you to read it. Here goes: I have 2 kids, their dad is not in their lives, and thats great with me. Long story, maybe I will tell you someday! My life has not been easy, I am not a little rich girl, and I am not spoiled or "high maintenance" Neither am I trash. I have been through enough things to know how to treat other people, to appreciate every thing about someone, and to know how to respect people. I absolutely HATE being lied to, that IS the worst thing someone could do to me, I would rather be punched in the face than lied to. I suppose it's because at least with a punch, you know what's coming, and you know when it's over. I am a very honest person, I like to talk and I like to listen

Great Fubarians!!
So far since I've been here on Fubar, there have been many people who have lent a hand here and there with stuff, be it helping to level, advice, etc. These three people have stood out and I am g*rate*ful for it. :)Please show them the love they deserve because they surely show it back! ♥BooBoo♥@ fubar ToXic SiN©@ fubar ««¤MÍ§§_ßëhãvíñ¤»»@ fubar Thank you all for being such a big help!!!

My Crush
I started out by wanting to tell who is my crush but I think that I will stay mum for just now. He knows who he is and I love him deeply. He is the one that makes me feel, smile and laugh when I am down. I have helped him with his sadness and gotten so much in return. Do you know who it is or can you even guess? Maybe he does not know how I really feel. Maybe this will reach him and turn on that little light, sending him a signal that he is very well liked. He has a unusual name and he is very talented. Did ya guess who it is yet? He was the olny one in years that saw me for who I was. The hidden little light that so few seem to find. I am glad that we found each other. I feel so blessed inside.

Wrote In 5th Grade
Laughter they say is the best medicine I'd say I have to agree when things get heavy and things get tough putting on a smile is not enough You really need to set yourself free enjoy a good laugh a roaring laugh, hee-hee A funny joke may do the trick holding things in proves to make you sick Don't take life too serious It might just make you delirious So take some time and relax I've already gathered the facts Join some friends Laugh your best Life will be easier for all the rest

For All My Family And Friends
I know that we all are sad about the death of KSC and thats why some of us build up the new Fanily called Native Spirits Tribe. Now Family and Friends i was thinking about it a few hours and I will not join this New Family. I will still support you and Help you all out in contests or rate your stuff but for me its for the better to stay out, not only cuz i dont have much time also it doesnt feel right for me. Lxlpurplelxl the Lady Chief; i still will Respect you and all other Members of your new Family but please understand my point.I wish you luck and will help when i am able to. All the Others; i luv you all and if you need me shout at me! With Love and Respect Karin aka EveningStar

More Than Sexy...
I get lotz of attention and flattering commentz from alot of u out there-and i thank u 4 that! x Who doesnt like 2 hear that they're sexy? I am,however,more than just a cute face,a pair of boobz and a sex drive-so if thatz ALL ur interested n...im not interested.Peace...xox

In My Mind
Within my mind I close my eyes As I sit here on the beach My normal life seems so out of reach. The waves are hitting the sand I just wish you were here to hold my hand. I know you are far away You are who I am missing Right now I wish you and I were kissing. As I sit here putting seashells in a jar I know when no one else is there for me, you are. I know in my heart That I never want us to part. When everything seems so out of line It all changes when I see you - everything's fine. As I sit here I know my love is yours forever And I don't want our hearts to sever.

Where In The Fuck Am I>
just woke up.,, not sure where I am, Theres a shit tv playing vh1 over there. theres a shitload of empoty cans and bottles all aroudn.... I wokr up, looked around, and was drawn to the computer, cuz thata just what attaracts my attentiio I hear moans from the other room,,, someones getting laid. Unforturnatel yi it aint me., so Kid Rock does that fuckin fuck you like I;ll never see you again? Thank u vh1 for imparting that bit of wisdom jessus these buttershots (the beer is all gone, Iguess, I cant find it) is give me heartburn so I will llet you go later muthafucksa

Civilian Life ~vs~ Military Life
Civilian life vs Military life Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. __________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You don't feel like helping out your dad today, so you don't. He does what he is told. _____

Why Im A Bitch
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a ! bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embr

A Dream Worth Dreaming
Somewhere in my dreams I hear your voice Whispering gently....into thin air At the edge of the mountain I close my eyes Sensing your breathing...feeling you appear there On the edge of my dreams I see your face A twin soul......when we share eyes At the edge of the mountain I catch my breath Touching our finger tips...mouth goes dry In the shadows of my dreams I taste your lips So soft against mine like a warm rain At the edge of the mountain my heart slows Sharing our every breath....two hearts don't refrain In the deepest part of my dreams I feel your touch Breathless....from the warmth of your skin At the edge of the mountain I open my eyes Seeing only clouds....feeling.... within On the edge of my dreams is where I want to stay It's there...I'm forever in your arms...safe...sound At the edge of the mountain I'll remain breathless For me.....no greater love will ever be found Will you always be there on the edge of my dreams? Will you always meet me to

Hard To Say Goodye
Having true friends are always good to have, they can always seem to be there when you need them to be. I had to say goodbye to a really good friend that I have known for over a year, we have been thru alot, have had each other back on alot of different things, they would try to help me with everything they could, so this makes it hurt to let go. I will always love and miss them. Don't get this wrong person didn't die but moved on because of various reasons that became clear after the fact. I wish thing would and have been different, but because they couldn't at the time, we can no longer have that friendship that we had. I really didn't want to do it, but I felt that it was for the good, I hope someday I can had my friend back but until that happens I hope they are happy..

West Virginia
On Sunday, December 7, 1941, West Virginia lay moored outboard of Tennessee (BB-43) at berth F-6 with 40 feet of water beneath her keel. Shortly before 0800, Japanese planes, flying from a six-carrier task force, commenced their well-planned attack on the Fleet at Pearl Harbor. West Virginia took five 18-inch aircraft torpedoes in her port side and two bomb hits those bombs being 15-inch armor-piercing shells fitted with fins. The first bomb penetrated the superstructure deck, wrecking the port casemates and causing that deck to collapse to the level of the galley deck below. Four casemates and the galley caught fire immediately, with the subsequent detonation of the ready-service projectiles stowed in the casemates. The second bomb hit further aft, wrecking one Vought OS2U Kingfisher floatplane atop the "high" catapult on Turret III and pitching the second one on her top on the main deck below. The projectile penetrated the 4-inch turret roof, wrecking one gun in the turret itself

Every Girls Dream
1. Get kissed in the rain - 2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall - 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world - 4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs - 5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear - 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into eachother's eyes - 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. - 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about - 9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. 11. A guy who squeezes your hand 12. A guy that says he loves you and means it - 13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window 14. A guy who is loyal - 15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it. - 16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead. - 17. A guy that will call you beautiful

Bootycall Application
BOOTYCALL APPLICATION Name: ___________________ Age: ____________________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________ Height______ Weight______ Married(Y/N)__ Single(Y/N)___ Other_________ Sexual Orientation: __________ How often do u wanna have sex?(check appropriate answer) Daily__ Weekly__ Monthly__ As much as possible__ How long can u last? (check appropriate answer) 1min ___ 15min__ 30min__ 1hr__ all nite___ Do u like Giving oral sex? (Y/N)___ What could you do for me that no one else could?: Which do u prefer? (check appropriate box) One on one__ Doubles__ Group___ While having sex, what do u do? (check all appropriate answers) Faint__ Cry__ Moan__ Wiggle__ Twist__ Jerk about__ Pant__ Sweat___ Scream__ Hum__ Whistle__ Just lie there__ Go to sleep__ Watch tv__ Read__ Think of someone else___ Ball play___ List three positions u like: 1. 2. 3. What is ur preferred pace? (check appropriate

Thinking Of You
When I look outside my window you’re all I think of.I long to see your eyes and smile. Eyes that sparkles like precious gems. A smile that lights up my heart with joy and love, like the Light of the World shining down from Heaven. I long to hold your hand. Just a touch warms my soul on the coldest day. I long to hold you in my arms. Arms that give me such a sense of security that nothing could ever take you from me. I long to kiss your precious lips. Lips as sweet as candy exploding with passion. Forgive me if when we’re together I can’t stop adoring your divine beauty. I know what love feels and looks like. I see love glistening in your eyes. I feel love in the warmth of you hands and in the tremble of you kiss. I often think I’m the luckiest man in the world, but God constantly reminds me that is not so. It is His blessing, not luck for me to have an angel like you.

Oglala
When the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor on 7 December 1941, she suffered underwater damage from nearby bomb and torpedo explosions, gradually rolled onto her port side and sank. Salvaged and given interim repairs during 1942, she left Hawaii for the west coast late in the year. Through 1943 and into 1944, the old ship was permanently repaired and converted to an internal combustion engine repair ship. She was redesignated ARG-1 in May 1943 and recommissioned at the end of February 1944. After arriving at Milne Bay, New Guinea, in April 1944, Oglala began tending patrol, mine and landing craft. She shifted her base to Hollandia, New Guinea, in July and to Leyte, Philippine Islands, in December 1944. Returning the the U.S. west coast in early 1946, Oglala was decommissioned in July of that year and transferred to Maritime Commission custody. She remained in reserve until September 1965, when she was sold for scrapping

Would You Stay?
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. "Your son is here," she said to the old man. She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened. Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement. The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed. All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength. Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile. He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital - the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries

A Real Man
1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first. 2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either. 3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself. 4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN. 5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises 6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as fuck. 8.) A REAL MAN CALLS YOU on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS. 9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you. 10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you. 11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you. 12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because. 13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real. 14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one. 15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask ques

Shaw
On 7 December, Shaw was still drydocked. During the Japanese attack, she took three hits: two bombs through the forward machine gun platform, and one through the port wing of the bridge. Fires spread through the ship. By 0925, all fire fighting facilities were exhausted, and the order to abandon ship was given. Efforts to flood the dock were only partially successful; and, shortly after 0930, Shaw's forward magazine blew up. Temporary repairs were made at Pearl Harbor during December 1941 and January 1942. On 9 February, Shaw sailed for San Francisco where she completed repairs, including the installation of a new bow, at the end of June. Following training in the San Diego area, Shaw returned to Pearl Harbor on 31 August. For the next two months, she escorted convoys between the west coast and Hawaii. In mid-October, as a unit of a carrier force centered on Enterprise, she departed Pearl Harbor and headed west. Rendezvousing with a carrier force centered on Hornet, the two carrier

Oct 13
Dear tawnya, Here is your couple's love horoscope for Saturday, October 13: You and your significant other don't have to be physically together to stay connected. All it takes is a text message, a quick email or a shared joke on your voice mail to remind you of the bond that you two share.

I'm In Love...
With Cate Blanchett! Uh, seriously, this woman has a face to die for. I just watched the new Elizabeth movie, and I loved it. The costume design is outrageous. I saw the first one and liked that one, too. Dean and I were kind of thrown off guard that they would make a sequel so long after the first one, but stranger things have happened. Basic Instinct 2. Anyway, if I was a bit gay for Cate Blanchett before, I'm a huge dike for her now. She could just look at me, and I'd have to change my pants. Behold my queen.

Men Are Pigs
So I keep getting alot of pig headed men straight up asking and begging to see my private folder.... well, I snapped and typed this letter back to a guy....he is no longer on my friends list, and I thought the letter I typed him should be made into a blog. How nice. ----------------------------------- Its very hard to make me mad...I don't give losers on the internet that much credit. Its not my fault half the population on this site doesn't know to read, or even use the whole left side of their brain. What pigs need to realize is, this may be an adult site, but that doesn't mean every woman on here is going to whore themselves out to strangers. Some chicks actually have brains...and things to do in life that are productive.... Now why on earth would I show you my private folder, when I don't even know you, and you have made no attempt what-so-ever to get to know me? Do you think because I'm young...I'm desperate for attention, and stupid? LOL I don't think so.... ---

If I Was In Your Bed
If you woke up one morning and saw me in your bed what would u do? 1) Go back to sleep 2) Slap me 3) Cuss me out 4) Push me off the bed 5) Just tell me to leave 6) Climb on top of me and cuddle 7) Fuck me 8) Make me breakfast 9) Ask me my name 10) Call the cops Repost with the title 'If I Was In Your Bed' and see how many people want you in their bed...you might be surprised by the answers you get back!!

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears.
the fact that after almost who fuckin knows how many years marijuana is not legal im mean come on everyone has either smoked it at one point or ate it or smelled it or saw it or thought about smoking it who gives a fuck huh almost every single nation oin this planet has legalized that sweet mary jane at one point or the other so why dont we have the freedom to choose to smoke that sweet mary jane if we wanted to or not now i know what your think its a "gateway drug" yeah well if you think that then fuck you you know what is a gateway drug friends yeah you know thats right who was that person who gave you that first hit of x? not your local drug dealer it was infact a friend who you dont talk to that often then after that they offer you coke and zll sorts of shit well that ends my rant i think that this could be a widely discussed topic thank you and have a nice day. oh if yoou really want to bitch at my grammer issuses i dont give a fuck

Been Thinking
about all the shit thats been going on ..ive got a lot of things to do and not very much time to do it in lol well part of it is the fact that i procrastinate so much but what ever i just need to do mything like i used to im trying to change .. i need to get back into the swing of things hahah and ajust like how iwas a while back hopefully soon to

I'm Back Baby!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HD Fatboy: ok sure whatever u say ->HD Fatboy: something tells me you have to speak slowly anyway or run the risk of losing your breath and passing out HD Fatboy: no just trying to speak slowly so you'll understand me ->HD Fatboy: what are you trying to say? is there fat clogging your brain and impeding your thought process? HD Fatboy: aight i can do that. and funny day...yeah i can believe that one too. ->HD Fatboy: so bring your boredom somewhere the fuck else and i'm actually the funny one everyday but good try chubbs HD Fatboy: fat? tubbs? arent you just the funny one today HD Fatboy: hey when i'm bored, i'm bored ->HD Fatboy: so don't try denying shit there tubbs ->HD Fatboy: and she sent me your whole pathetic conversation of you beging her to put pics back up and creepy shit like that ->HD Fatboy: bellor HD Fatboy: whos ur g/f? ->HD Fatboy: why the fuck are you still bugging my girlfriend when she's obviously not re

Stone Sour "omega"
What a skeletal wreck of man this is Translucent flesh and feeble bones The kind of temple where the whores and villians Try to tempt the holistic tomes Running rapid with free thought to free form In the free and clear Where the matters at hand are shelled out like lint at a laundromat To sift and focus on the bigger, better, now We all have a little sin than needs venting Virtues for the rending And laws and systems And stems ariff from the branches of office Do you know what your post entails? Do you serve a purpose? Or purposely serve? Lying down inside of your adavistic galore The value of a Summer spent And a Winter earned For the rest of us there is always Sunday. The day of the week that reeks of rest But all we do is catch out breaths So we can wade naked into the bloody pool And place our hand on the big black book. To watch the knives zig-zag between our aching fingers. A vacation is a count-down T-minus your life and counting Time t

Certain People Are Such Childish Babies
What is it with people who are supposed to be adults and are acting like a child or a teenager back in high school and they have to start picking on others. I am really getting sick and tired of the bull crap. My relation who will remain nameless feels obligated to be an a** hole and feels it neccesary to post things about my family that are rude and ignorant. Also post someones last name that does not want it all over the internet for everyone to see. you are 29 years old and have a child for god sacks. How about more parenting and less childness from you. No wonder you son who is what 3 now cant talk and no wonder your wife left you. You are such a loser and thats all you ever will be. Dont you ever wonder why the woman you "love" who as what is it now 8 kids, refuses to leave her supposed ex husband for you or the fact that every relationship you ever had ended or never really took off. Your such a loser, a dumb a** mommas boy who still lives at home because your afraid to

Women Terminology
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how a

To My Husband Who Just Doesn't Get It.
How I am feeling right now. Dear Chris, Never did I think it was possible for one person to hurt another so badly. I never wanted this for us; I know we could have been great, I know that I would have been with you for the rest of my life. Chance after chance I gave you, and you threw them out the window, I wanted nothing but the best with you. I loved you so much. I remember in the beginning how you treated me like a queen, then it all just stopped one day. Maybe reality caught up to us, maybe we just weren't meant to be. Never did I think it was possible to devote one's whole life to one person until the day that I met you. You were everything to me for the last four years, and now you can't be. It's not that I don't want you; it's not that I don't love you ... I just can't put myself through the pain and rejection anymore. I know that you don't understand nor do I expect you to. I want you to know that I will always love you and I will always remember you as the on

"no Bounds"
"Timeless" I would kill, I will for you. I would die, I will for you. I would fight, I will for you. I would fly, I will for you. I would give up, I will for you. I would climb up the highest mountain, only to fall . I will for you. I will breathe again, I will for you. I will love again; My heart will beat again; I will live again, I will for you.

Wondering How You Are.
Sean... It's been awhile since I've seen you last. It's amazing how quickly the times have passed. So much changes as time progresses, So much shit has happened, so damn fast. I hope life is good for you, and that is all is going fine. I must have prayed for you at least thousand times. Since we split, I haven't changed too much, just working... trying to get by... (you know the such and such) It would be a lie to say that you haven't crossed my mind. No one will ever compare to you. I can't imagine someone even come close. I'm still confused about how I feel, I don't even know. It's not easy to wake up and see your'e empty side of the bed... Or to go on and smile, when I want to cry instead. You mean the world to me, ****, No matter how much different we've become. I'll always love you. You were the one.

I Want To Be Still....
I have no idea where I heard that. "I want to be still." I think perhaps I was half asleep and the T.V. was on in the back round and I heard it. But that simple phrase speaks to me. I wonder if that is what true love feels like. I have loved and love many in my life but I am starting to think that I have never been able to get to the level that some of you out there have. Those of you that are married or have a boy/girlfriend that you just look at day after day and think to yourself how lucky you are to have them in your life. One of you pointed out that my plan to move in with the girl was a recipe for disaster. I think perhaps that it may be a chance for me to finally once and for all "to be still". I intend to continue my life as I normally do and be her friend. Maybe in time things will progress and change between us. I have no intention of pushing or pressing the issue. I ask each of you that read this to sit for a moment and think what that phrase means t

Come Fly With Me
He took my hand and said "jump" I looked down and saw no bottom He said "I am here with you" I took my first small step forward He said "run with me and jump" I grabbed his hand and ran like the wind over the edge of the cliff we went Down, down, down towards the bottom And suddenly wings began to grow So we soared thru the air towards the sky He and i In trusting Him i learned how to fly He knew i had the strength He knew i could fly He saw so much more than i In the weakness of submission i found the power of "one" united The power of trust in someone else The ultimate release The ultimate love

To My Navy Ex
To my Ex in the military. Storyteller. You tell me of places you've traveled. You tell me of everything you've done. You tell me of all your "hard ships"; and all you have had to overcome. You tell me you hate the cause you contribute to, and that there's nothing you can do. You tell me your'e so tired of waiting; for your border-line faith to pull you through. You ask me what I think about love and life and death. You ask me if what you think, represents good or evil. I tell you,"Your'e heart will teach you best." You tell me that you hate where you stay and how you live. You say you can't tolerate the government; or the job you do and the people you work with. You telll me about all of these things that you can't control. You can't deal with how you're feeling and how it all got out of hand. All I can do as your friend is to sit back and try to understand.

The Best Family Here
We Welcome New Members Wankan-Tanka Clan ! The Rules Are Simple: Bring your individuality – There is room in our family for people of ideas and ideals. Enjoy meeting new people, chat, form friendships and have fun! Voice your opinions, and make suggestions as there is always room for improvement to make us better and stronger! Please read and reply/repost bulletins of the clan. Please fan/friend and rate members profiles. NO DRAMA – THIS IS A FRIENDLY SITE ! Respect your clan members during contests by helping them before others. Try to rate family members to help them level up. If you have problems, please let us help you resolve them before deciding to quit, our door is always open. Click Below to come to the Wakan-Tanka Home Page!!!! ?Wakan-Tanka Clan's Home Page ?~~~@ fubar If you are intrested please get a hold of me thank you

Friends With Benefits.
Just for Tonight By Alicia Davis My mind is rebuilding itself, Im putting my heart on the shelf; and for once I'm opening up to someone else. I'm in pain and paralyzed inside; and my heart is breaking so let me unwind. Share yourself with me, Just for tonight. Make mind blowing love to me, and tell me that I'll be alright. Trace your hands up my sides. Press your lips against mine. Tell me I'll be fine. Gently kiss up and down my thighs. Put my back into a slow grind. As your body moves in sync with mine, it feels like I'm lifted out of time. Be with me, Just for tonight. It may come as a surprise, but don't read onto it please. It's just a physical thing, just a simple fling. Feelings aren't involved, and once we're done the issue's resolved. just for tonight. See, Feeling good on the outside makes me feel good on the inside, and that's all that it is. Casual sex relieves, and helps me to forget. All my anger fades, the weakness dissipated, and you m

Relationships And Confusion
The Letter I Never Sent Dear Shane, I'm not quite sure where to begin; I know these past few months has been a mess, both our faults, I'm not just directing that to you. I have had ten million things run through my mind these past few months, and I am going to try and get a few of them out right now. For one, I do cherish your friendship, like I said in one of my e-mails, you and I have shared things and conversations about our lives, our families that I would never with anyone else. The main reason for that is because I trust you, and you listen to me, as I do to you. I can say that I have had some of the most wonderful times with you that I have ever had in my entire life, so much laughing and smiling. I had told you once before that when you talk I hold onto every word that comes out of your mouth and it's like they are engraved in the back of my mind forever. I can't answer why you have that affect on me; maybe it's the fact that we have become such good friends. To be q

I Dont Know
I dont know whats wrong with me and why I feel like this... i feel like im failing college when i know damn well that I'm doing great. Anytime i'm not DOING something...i feel like im wasting my time and theres something i should be doing. And I like him, and he likes me, and im complicated and its stupid, but I dont know if i'd want it any other way. Life is Complicated, and I just want something to level me out..... wine it is then.

No... Nono
I don't think I mentioned this, though it amused. I still haven't heard it, and it wasn't entirely for amusement. (I intend to be on campus next week soon- I renewed some books so it doesn't have to be tomorrow. So i might borrow it then.) Clue: piece of music with mostly Spanish title, Italian composer, written in the late 1980s, dedicated to a Russian filmmaker (who had died in the 1980s.) Answer - Piece title- (since I doubt there are very too many so) - "No hay caminos, hay que caminar ... Andrej Tarkovskij" by Luigi Nono (written 1987, a year after Tarkovsky's death). No hay caminos, hay que caminar - possible translation : there is no way (route, road), traveler. You make the way, by walking it. I love the expression, and chose it for my nickname awhile back. (How bldy anticlimactic, not to mention parochial and all the rest of it, a way to end this... but I'm sleepy...)

Trembling
Lost in the nonsense , Caught in the Drama Will it ever stop drifting into no where Bobbing back and forth Take you away from me because I can't let go numbness sets in as from a deeper being thinning , wearing , yet grinning a shallow thought my heart falls crumbles shattering into tiny parts you hurt me like no one else could you damaged my soul you cursed my heavens bringing no gold Yet I love you how can this be ... So I tremble

Whose At Fault?
Men or women ? WE both suffer from heart aches and othe stuff that goes with realationships . like cheating ,liyng maybe stealing and so foth. Whose to blame for the last person beeing hurt, troubled or abused. The blame goes from men to women all the time. Im tired of beeing hurt by women who take it out me cause the last guy fucked up but then turns around and gits abused by the next guy or mistreated thrhn try to run back to me say that they should have did it. But reall they want to hurt me some more. Women i know you feel the same way to . but how can you keep going on after beeing hurt so much ? Enough is enough. People should stop playing games with peoples emotions and stop lying on people to .

Later....my Peach (poetry)
I saw her on a page A vision of beauty, I was struck by her instantly, By her written thoughts and also by her loveliness. The way she presented herself, I was spellbound by a mere photo, And some text on my screen, Was this love at first sight? Or mere infatuation? Or a fleeting hope? I began to question myself. What I saw was a rare beauty, A precious thing, Like a work of art, Treasured on a gallery wall. A painting seen from a distance. But I knew what I felt wasn't love, I knew. Not from the first sight of her. Desire yes, feelings of passion yes A want, most certainly But the real depths of love, no. That may come later after closer study, After examining the canvas, Looking at every nuance, each brush stroke, At form, colors, composition, perspectives. But even then I do not want to know everything. For if I knew it all, Does that not equate bordem? I want to be surprised at things later. I do however want to see beneath her beautiful fa

So Glad They're Back...just Have To Share With You Again!!!
I posted earlier that my stash has returned in full...some of them being "absent" for about a week. I was so afraid that all the time spent loading these stashes, had all gone down the tubes. I'm just glad they're not lost forever. Last post, I sent a link and told you to work your way back....LOL...or another option...click this link, and work your way forward, and as in the last...ENJOY! http://fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=664902&bl=1

Harvest The Rewards
The influence of each action continues long after the action has been completed. The power of each thought resonates far into the future. Think and act as if each thing you do will start a chain reaction. Because that's exactly what will happen. Exercise control over the big, obvious issues in life and you'll have some measure of success. Learn also to control, direct and focus all the thousands of little things that few people ever even think about, and your success will be great indeed. Each tiny little fraction of a moment is an opportunity to make a difference. Bundle all those opportunities together in the service of your goals, and they will bring spectacular results. With each and every thing you do, with each thought you think, with every word you speak, you are planting seeds. Those seeds continue to grow, long after the moment has passed. When a positive, purposeful attitude permeates your life, those seeds you plant will develop into powerful, enduring expressio

Funny Read It
this is really funny! Body: GOD SAID, "ADAM I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME." ADAM SAID, " GLADLY, LORD, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" GOD SAID, " GO DOWN INTO THAT VALLEY?" ADAM SAID, " WHAT'S A VALLEY?" GOD EXPLAINED IT TO HIM. THEN GOD SAID, " CROSS THE RIVER." ADAM SAID, "WHATS A RIVER?" GOD EXPLAINED THAT TO HIM, AND THEN SAID " GO OVER TO THE HILL........" ADAM SAID, "WHATS A HILL?" SO, GOD EXPLAINED TO ADAM WHAT A HILL WAS HE TOLD ADAM, "ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HILL YOU WILL FIND A CAVE." ADAM SAID, " WHATS A CAVE?" AFTER GOD EXPLAINED, HE SAID " IN THE CAVE YOU WILL FIND A WOMEN." ADAM SAID, "WHATS A WOMEN?" SO GOD EXPLAINED THAT TO HIM, TOO. THEN GOD SAID, I WANT YOU TO REPRODUCE." ADAM SAID, " HOW DO I DO THAT?" GOD FIRST SAID (UNDER HIS BREATH), "GEEZ" AND THEN JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE, GOD EXPLAINED THAT TO ADAM AS WELL SO, ADAM GOES DOWN INTO THE VALLEY, ACROSS THE RIVER, AND OVER THE HILL, I

Open Your Heart
And when it hurts you know They love to tell you How they warned you They say 'don't be surprised at someone's lies' They think they taunt you But if you can stand the test You know your worst is better Than their best. And so you stand here With the years ahead Potentially calling With open heart Or with a spirit dead You walk on Lies the reason Faith or treason Playing a part End concealing try revealing Open your heart Being an island shying from trying Seems the easy way But there's no future Without tears

Merangue Bones
MERANGUE BONES INGREDIENTS 3 large egg whites 1/4 tsp. cream of tartar 1/8 tsp. salt 2/3 cup white sugar 1/2 tsp. vanilla DIRECTIONS Preheat oven to 200 degrees. Line cookie sheet with brown paper bag or parchment. In a medium sized bowl at high speed, beat egg whites, cream of tartar and salt till fluffy. Gradually beat in sugar. Add vanilla. Place in pastry bag fitted with a medium plain piping tip. Pipe 3" bone shapes onto parchment or brown paper bag. Bake 1 hour until set. Turn off oven, dry in oven 1 hour. Makes 4 to 5 dozen small bones.

Stash
So I update mt stash and I highly recommend Stephen Lynch. He is hilarious and dirty. One of my favorites next to Bill Hicks. CARS: I'm more in favor of American but my current favorite cars are Skylines, Subaru's and VW's. Never miss a VW drag race. One of the most amazing things ever.. And if you hear the term ALL MOTOR. Stick around and hold onto your hat. Crazy shiat! I love cars so I put up a few of my all time favorite videos that I have come across in the last couple of years. I put some motocross on here as well. My brother used to race and we grew up on bikes. Some of the best times in my life. I hope you all enjoy! violentred

Witches Fingers
WITCHES FINGERS INGREDIENTS Yield: 5 dozen 1 cup Butter, softened 1 cup Icing sugar 1 Egg 1 tsp Almond extract 1 tsp Vanilla 2 2/3 cups Flour 1 tsp Baking powder 1 tsp Salt 3/4 cup Almonds, whole blanched 1 Tube red decorator gel DIRECTIONS Gross everyone out with these creepy cookies. In bowl, beat together butter, sugar, egg, almond extract and vanilla. Beat in flour, baking soda, and salt. Cover and refrigerate 30 minutes. Working with one quarter of the dough at a time and keeping remainder refrigerated, roll heaping teaspoonful of dough into finger shape for each cookie. Press almond firmly into 1 end for nail. Squeeze in centre to create knuckle shape. (Accompanying picture showed long rolled shape with bulge at centre for knuckle; you puff it out rather than squeeze it in.) Using paring knife, make slashes in several places to form knuckle. Place on lightly greased baking sheets; bake in 325F (160C) oven for 20-25 minutes or until pale golden. Let c

Five Rules For Women To Follow To A Happy Life
five rules for women to follow to a happy life Body: 1. its inportant to have a man, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2.its inportant to have a man who can make you laugh. 3. its inportant to have a man who you can trust and doesnt lie to you. 4.its inportant to have a man who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. its very very very inportant that these 4 men do not know each other. thought this was funny but i wish i could find a guy with all these going for him but still the # 4 its wrong so wrong

Gellatin Eyeballs
GELLATIN EYEBALLS INGREDIENTS 3 oz lemon gelatin 1 cup hot water 1/2 cup minature marshmallows 1 cup pineapple juice 1 8-0z. pkg cream cheese 1 cup heavy cream, whipped 1 cup mayonnaise DIRECTIONS Dissolve lemon gelatin in 1 cup water in double boiler, add marshmallows and stir to melt. Remove from heat. Add pineapple juice and cream cheese. Beat until well blended. Cool slightly. Fold in whipped cream and mayo. Chill until thickened or firm for scooping into eyeballs. Using a melonballer, scoop full balls of the mixture and set aside for decoration. To decorate, use food coloring and an old paintbrush and get creative. You will need black food coloring for the pupils. Also, if you are in a hurry, instead of painting the colored irises, you can dip the ball in a small pool of food coloring to approximate the iris, but still paint on the pupils. For 1999, I found rubber ice cube trays that worked beautifully with much less waste than the melonballer technique

Help Shadow Please
WE NEED HELP. MY GOOD FRIEND "SHADOW ANGEL" IS IN A CONTEST THAT ENDS TOMORROW AT 12PM CST. MOST COMMENTS WINS!!!!! BUT HER PICTURE NEEDS TO BE RATED ALSO BECAUSE THAT COUNTS AS COMMENTS......SO IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER TO RATE HER PICTURE. OUR FAMILY........THE NBSD BOMBIN FAMILY.........IS ASKING FOR ANY AND ALL HELP IN COMMENT BOMBING SHADOW FOR THIS CONTEST. JUST A SIDEBAR........YOU MUST BE AT LEAST A LEVEL 5 AND HAVE A SALUTE PHOTO TO COMMENT........SORRY THOSE ARE THE RULES. PLEASE COME AND HELP AND OFFER ANY AND ALL COMMENTS THAT YOU CAN. THE MORE THE BETTER OBVIOUSLY BUT WE'LL TAKE WHATEVER YOU'RE WILLING TO GIVE HER. SHE'S DOWN RIGHT NOW BY APPROXIMATELY 600 COMMENTS......BUT HER CLOSEST COMPETITOR HAS A WAY OF GET LOTS OF COMMENTS REALLY FAST.......SHE HAD A 4000 COMMENT LEAD ON US THIS AFTERNOON!!!! SO PLEASE FIND THE TIME TO SHOW SHADOW SOME LOVE AN HELP HER WIN THIS CONTEST. AS A FAMILY WE'VE ALL DONE WHAT WE CAN DO FOR HER. NOW WE NEED TO CALL ON ALL OF OUR FRIEND

Women
1.) fine: this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you are wrong. 2.) five minutes: if she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. five min is only five min if you have been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) nothing: this is the calm before the storm. this means something and you should be on your toes. arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) go ahead: this is a dare, not permission. dont do it! 5.) loud sigh: this is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. a loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing (refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) that's okay: this is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. thats okay means she wants to think long and hard brfore deciding how and when to you will pay for your mistake.

Angel Costume
Home : Holidays & Events : Halloween : Costumes : Angel Costume Materials: 1 long-sleeved pink/white polo shirt or long-sleeved pink/white leotard, 1 pair of pink/white tights, 1 yard of pink/white felt, 3 pipe cleaners, STICKY BACK® brand tape or coins, 2 yards of iron-on backing material (interfacing), 1 package of silver gems of silver glitter, white fabric glue, white thread, scissors, pins, tape measure Instructions: Iron backing material to felt. Using brown wrapping paper, make a wing pattern in shape shown below. Enlarge pattern size as necessary to proportionately fit child. Cut front and back, left and right wings of felt and interfacing. Fuse the iron-on backing to front and back, left and right wings. With backing sides together, glue or stitch felt wings together. Also, glue or stitch left and right wings together at the narrow flap to make the wings into one piece. Separate the two halves of the STICKY BACK® tape. Apply the hook half of three 3" s

Old Jack
Old Jack Once upon a very long time ago, there lived a great big pumpkin. I can remember walking down that old country road and seeing that poor old pumpkin just sitting in the pumpkin patch. Nobody else wanted him because he was just too big and it would have been too much work to clean and carve him. Ah, old Jack. He sure was a handsome pumpkin. I decided right then and there, that I just had to have that pumpkin. I picked up that pumpkin and I carried him all the way home, all by myself. He was a very heavy pumpkin and I just about broke my back getting him home but, I made it safely. I lived in an old log cabin all by myself. I was a lonely old fellow, way back then. It was just me and my old black cat, Bumpkins. Me and Bumpkins go way back. He was just a tiny kitten when he showed up at my doorstep one Halloween night, many years ago. And, do you want to know something? Bumpkins was the only one that has turned up at my doorstep since. Over the years, I boug

Things To Come (erotic Poetry)
A hungry woman tonight, Not a lady, just a whore. I will take you in my mouth. My hands caress your back, on my knees. You can hold your hands tight on the radiator, Gazing out the window into back yard. I will probe deeper. Raw and real. Not complicated by adjectives or symbolism. As long as it takes I will move you to the bed Give me your cum, Flood my mouth, Unleash the pent up passion. I will take it without asking You can cum loud and Hard in my mouth. Neighbors or passers by might hear The high pitched squeals, As you begin to pound the sheets, Throw your soft locks to and fro. As you ride in delightful waves, Of ecstasy and unbridled passion Then all will be quiet. You will lay in post orgasmic bliss, Too tired to move. Just lay there, And tremor. But for now, Clear your mind, relax, And enjoy the ride. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Lucky?!?!
We all do really stupid things sometimes. Some of us, however, put our life at risk. I did. Most of my friends and people I know don't know that i suffer from depression and go in too deep downward spirals once in a while. Well Wednesday was one of those days. Everything had been going horribly wrong that whole week. My boyfriend broke up with me, I was sick constantly causing me to get behind on school work, and to top it off dad threatened to take away my medication. He said it wasn't doing any good and I did not need them. ANYONE who was around me before i was on the meds would be able to see the difference. And i was terrified, I did not want to go back to the way things were. I was cutting myself, and isolating myself from everyone else. That morning i was home with a horrible headache. I layed there and thought about everything that was happening and I lost it. I do not remember walking downstairs into the kitchen and grabbing the bottle of pills. I don't remember p

Hotrodbob
->HotrodBob: damn level 12 and you still dont know how to use the mumms HotrodBob: impressive HotrodBob: you thought? ->HotrodBob: the fact that you shoutboxed me on that proves your a bigger douche than i thought HotrodBob: like the cum stain tattoo on your chin? Here's his mumm

Daddy's Little Girl
Daddy's Little Girl You're the end of the rainbow, my pot of gold, You're daddy's little girl to have and hold. A precious gem is what you are, You're mommy's bright and shining star. You're the spirit of Christmas, my star on the tree, You're the Easter bunny to mommy and me. You're sugar you're spice, you're everything nice, And you're daddy's little girl. You're the end of the rainbow, my pot of gold, You're daddy's little girl to have and hold. A precious gem is what you are, You're mommy's bright and shining star. You're the treasure I cherish so sparkling and bright, You were touched by the holy and beautiful light. Like angels that sing a heavenly thing, And you're daddy's little girl. You're the treasure I cherish so sparkling and bright, You were touched by the holy and beautiful light. Like angels that sing a heavenly thing, And you're daddy's little girl.

Woah When Did This Happen?
Suddenly I got boosted about 2 levels. Strange! Maybe it has to deal with that survey thing I did the other day. Hmm, interesting. Anywho, I had a test today and winged it. Probably failed it, but who knows. Last weekend was awesome. Went to goodwill and got a coat for $25. Half price day apparently was that day. Because the price tag said $50, even then it was a steal because the coat is virtually brand new and my mom saw a coat just like it at a store with a price tag of $225. Hell yea! Who says Goodwill isn't kewl? I also got a pair of Hollister jeans for $3. Brand new too. That weekend definitely made up for a bad week before that. I sure hope this weekend will be spectacular. Also, I have more photo space so I got some new pics. Check 'em! Later. --Xonus

Good Morning Beautiful (erotic)
Good Morning Beautiful I stood over you as you slept, Watching of your dream. I wondered what it was I bowed to kiss your head, You turned in a sleepy trance, Threw your arms over my neck, Staring at me in a morning stupor. I smiled, started to say something. Fingers swept across my lips, And you shook your head no. You slid over. Inviting me in, Into the sheets that were still warm. Then I knew. Silent words were all that were said. I cupped your tousled head in my hands, Our lips met with a hunger not to be denied Tongues entwined, fingers began to explore, The lustful intensity increased, kissing deeper, Body parts moistened, and stiffened. The air is filled with a familiar musky scent The passion began to swell, Lips never breaking stride Suddenly you stopped, looked into my eyes impiously. Without uttering a word you bowed your head to my lap. Instinctively wrap your warm hand around my member,

The Hunger (slightly Erotic)
A cool breeze blows into the bedroom window, The moon pours over our naked bodies in a silver wave. I watch it's fluid temperate movement ripple slowly over your smooth skin The beauty of your shimmering body makes a silent gesture for me To feel, to taste, and to love it's poised span, First I kiss your forehead down to your toes, Oh how I hunger to know you completely. I want find all of its the phenomenal places That bring you such engaging pleasure. Forever forging bonds that tie your heart to mine. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Poem From A Dear Friend
I feel myself in this anger.....my eyes are black and cold........my tongue is a fire a flame of deadly poison, they wound me and hurt me........i jump back i crouch low to the ground like a lion ready to attack its pray....my hands are ready to tear into there flesh like a tiger.....this fury in raped around my soul like a deadly snake ready to strike i close my eyes in the dark blackness of a cold night. And see the truth of the matter that i was indeed right about her treachery....i am armed and ready i sharpen my blades with this pain in my chest they are sharp as razors and ready to cut there lying tongues form there mouths. I site here in the silence of this sorrow and hear the words of his threats still ringing in my ears. He said i didn't know who i was dealing with, but he made the mistake of thinking i cared........i gave her my love truly and honestly my heart never skipped a beat for her....some people say they have been in so many relationship and true love doesn't exis

Early Morning (erotica)
You are in my arms, your back pressing to myc hest, Bareness below embedded in manhood, I become aroused as you dream, Member keeping time with my heart. I think of where you are, Wish for your awakening, Pleasure from behind, Not caring the alarm rings so early. Then to my surprise, you stir, Sleepy fingers fondling, Begin feeding my hunger, In the near beginning hours of morning. I kiss your neck Slide my hand to I am your private fountain, Summoned to flow for your pleasure. Back to front, head to toe, Intertwining like scissors, We lock in a dance of rapture. My hips thrust, your clit reaches for my hand, We ride swelling waves of passion, Engulfed by a savage river, Threatening to burst floodgates. The passionate unrestraint of yours, Opens my mind, It loosing my aching yearnings, Our secret longing fulfilled. Our souls fly free from their earthly confines, They are bound for the sky. Peacefully, we fall back int

Christina Aguilera - Hurt
Hurt lyrics Seems like it was yesterday when I saw your face You told me how proud you were but I walked away If only I knew what I know today I would hold you in my arms I would take the pain away Thank you for all you've done Forgive all your mistakes There's nothing I wouldn't do To hear your voice again Sometimes I want to call you but I know you won't be there I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself by hurting you Some days I feel broke inside but I won't admit Sometimes I just want to hide 'cause it's you I miss You know it's so hard to say goodbye when it comes to this Would you tell me I was wrong? Would you help me understand? Are you looking down upon me? Are you proud of who I am? There's nothing I wouldn't do To have just one more chance To look into your eyes and see you looking back I'm sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn't do And I've hurt myself If I had just one more day, I would

What's Your Point?
You point out That I wear black You call me emo That's not a fact. You tell me I should change Be like you Wear make-up, lose weight Even though I don't want to. You point out I like to sing Who can't tell It's one of my things. You tell me I'm weird So what I'm not intimidating I'm not feared. You point out I like to write But it's a way to express my feelings and life It's better than to fight. You tell me What you think of me You think I care Me is what I'll always be. You point out My life is fucked up It may be But I don't drown in my own cup. You tell me I need to forget But you don't understand that I can't And I'll never regret. You point out I smoke I also drink And I toke. Get to your point I don't need nor do I want your judgement I accept anyone's friendship Even if you just need to vent. What I don't need Is someone to tell me What I am And what I need to be. You're wasting your breath I'll only change fo

Complete (poetry)
You make me feel complete, You make me feel whole, I will never be the same, Not after the heart you stole. You came into my life, From a place so far away. Things look completely new now, Damn how I wanted you to stay. I loved your touch and smell, The way you held me through the night. You helped me to see and understand And complete this puzzle called my life, I want you to be my forever, You bring peace to me and a love so true, You are my salvation beautiful, And my world will forever begin with you. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Lyrics To My New Jam
"Bartender" (feat. Akon) [Intro - T-Pain] Yeah... Uh-Huh... Yeah... Yeah... [Verse 1 - T-Pain] Broke up with my girl last night so I went to the club (so I went to the club) Put on a fresh white suit and a MiniCoop sitting on dubs (sitting on dubs) I'm just looking for somebody to talk to and show me some love (show me some love) If you know what I mean... Uh-Huh... Everybody's jackin' me as soon as I stepped in the spot (I stepped in the spot) 200 bitches and man ain't none of them hot (ain't none of them hot) 'Cept for this pretty young thang that was workin' all the way at the top (all the way at the top) Shawty what is your name? [Hook (T-Pain):] Oh she made us drinks, to drink We drunk 'em, got drunk And then I think she thinks I'm cool She gave me a wink, I winked back And then I think that, we hit it off something proper like... [Chorus (T-Pain):] I like the bartender (Oh if you're lookin' for me) I'm at the bar with her (Uh-huh, OK) I like the

What Is Love (poetry)
Love is a bashful smile, A sweetly spoken hello, A soft embrace... Love is two hands intertwined as one, It is a slow lingering kiss, A swell inside your chest... Love is admitting wrongs, A mothers touch, A child's innocent giggle, Love is undeniable, Unforgettable, Unimaginable, What every person's heart hungers for... That is love. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Suspended Mumms
subject: MuMM Suspension post date: 2007-08-25 04:33:44 views: 4917 comments: 388 ratings: 0 ****Do not leave comments asking for them back. Please email me about it. I may not see it. Please read the following information entirely. MuMMers... First off, take a deep breath. Your MuMM suspension was nothing personal. Also, please do not leave me a comment on this blog asking for them back. I might not see it, so email me instead. The automated message you received probably told you it was NSFW. If it wasn't NSFW, it was flagged because it did not meet the MuMM guidelines. The following information will help you better understand your suspension. Also, I do not see 99% of the MuMMs that are flagged. I am just the guy who can help you turn them back on. Please do not shoot the messenger. Please make sure to read this entire blog. 1. I will not debate, argue, discuss or get involved in MuMM drama. 2. MuMM stands for Make Up Your Mind! It is a place for users to post legit

Now What
You Should Be a Joke Writer You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation. Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life... You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material. You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be?

One Wish (poetry)
If I had just one wish, that wish It would be to wake everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, The warmth of your lips on my cheek, The touch of your fingers on my skin, To feel of your heart beating with mine In a harmony as perfect as you are. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Bliss (erotic Poetry I Guess)
Like sand that is gently kissed by the ocean The grains of your soul surrendered to me. You dissolved and flowed into my hands How you must have felt the pleasure course through you. You became so weak and yet so beautiful Oh how I prayed this wasn't a dream, Your kisses so soft and yet hungry Where had you been in my lifetime? I looked at you... you weakly smiled I was taken aback, awestruck That moment was simply too beautiful Too perfect to ever forget. You trembled inside and out At that moment, my eyes saw into my soul, Tears welled in your eyes The moment was beyond my control. Goosebumps ran up my back, Your legs the same. Bliss was achieved. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

What Are Friends????
What are friends???? Friends are God's way of taking care of us This was written by a Hospice of Metro Denver physician. I just had one of the most amazing experiences of my life, and wanted to share it with my family and dearest friends: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm spot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart" building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay. When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and

~~don't Try This At Home~~
Texas State Fair holds waffle-eating contest on Sunday Three out-of-towners won the top three spots in the third annual Waffle House World Waffle Eating Championship held at the State Fair of Texas Sunday afternoon. Pat "Deep Dish" Bertoletti, 21, of Chicago, won first place, $3,500, and a champion's belt for eating 29 waffles in the designated 10 minutes. Second place went to Joey "Jaws" Chestnut, 23, of San Jose, Calif., who won $2,000 for eating 28 1/2 waffles. Third place went to Timothy "Eater X" Janus, of New York, who consumed 21 1/4 waffles. A dozen people competed in the event, sanctioned and coordinated by the International Federation of Competitive Eating Inc.

Breathe (poetry Slightly Erotic)
I want you so badly I am thirsting The mouth is dry, the breaths long, Each breath that escapes is but one thing, Sheer pleasure and climatic urgency. I want to once again to feel where I belong. Inside of you. I am yearning for you, Thinking of you sends a warmth through my body, Thoughts of your loving kisses ignite my soul. I have never felt this before, Never felt this from anyone. I find myself wanting you much more, So much more than I ever expected. Longing for you like the desert longs for rain. I am hungry only for one thing, Your next breathless kiss. I look deep into your eyes and know. Know what you think, what you feel, what you crave, And willingly I give you just that. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Worst Day Ever...its Getting Better
today i had the worst day ever! my ex had the balls to say to me that i couldnt find anyone to date me even if i could and just talking crap it was very hurtful, but thanks to some friends they cheered me up and i want to thank them for it! specially one of them :), i just couldnt believe that, but i am not going to let it get to me but that was my day, hopefully its better tomorrow! Three Day Grace - Never Too Late Three Days Grace Videos | Music Video Codes | Columbus Lofts

More Poetry I've Writen :)
A new life is there, You hear Her now, She was always there, and You're forever changed. So listen to Diana, and accept Her love. Hoard not Her gifts : feeling, renewal, music. A new life is there, You see Him now, He was always there, and you're forever changed. So look to Apollo, and receive His light. Hoard not His gifts : healing, growth, joy. A new life is there, Your hands reach it now, It was always there, and You're forever changed. So touch the earth, and partake of it's sustenance. Hoard not it's gifts : body, green, silence. A new life is there, You soar with it now, It was always there, and You're forever changed. So breathe in the air and gather the wind. Hoard not it's gifts : mind, dreams, empathy. A new life is there, You're warmed by it now, It was always there, and You're forever changed. So build the flame and brave it's heat. Hoard not it's gifts : spirit, will, energy. A new life is the

Who Said This?
Who said this? Josef Stalin? Karl Marx? Fidel Castro? (1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." (2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few, and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity. (3) "(We) can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people." (4) "We have to build a political consensus, and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own turf in order to create this common ground." (5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed." (6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy - that they are being watched." Now you might think these were the famous words of the Father of communism, Karl Marx. And you would be on the right track in thinking so. But you would be wrong. These pearls of socialist/Ma

Forrestal
In War, we all expect some people to not come back. We don't want that to happen, but it does. It's a fact of War. But when an act of God occurs, we are humbled; we are saddened and we wonder…why? Why did this happen? We may never know the answer to that, but these events are significant and they are learning experiences intended to remind us of how short and precious life is, most especially in War. You never know when "your ticket is up". This was one of the lessons learned on July 29, 1967, when the USS Forrestall CVA-59 suffered what is considered to be the worst naval disaster in the US Navy's history. Built by the Norfolk, Virginia shipyards, she was commissioned on October 1, 1955. She was the first "Super Carrier", and is of comparable size to today's carriers with a length of 1076', width of 252', maximum height to top of mast equal to a 25-story building (131 feet), and a gross tonnage of 79, 300 tons fully loaded. Her flight deck is nearly four acres (250, 000 sq. feet).

Lovers (poetry)
Our lips brush, then follow contours Of a familiar face. Differences of texture are savored and relished. The cheeks, breasts, forehead and the neck. Made in symmetry like a well measured song, The song of flesh and enjoyment. Beauty of form is looked upon, Arms, hands, legs and breasts are objects of desire. My fingers trace your delicate skin. The body becomes arcane runes of lust; Time is held. We as lovers explore the universe of ourselves. One with another. _Hurley (copyright 2007)

Midnight Walk
Take my hand and walk with me, Let us walk in the midnight breeze. This is where you will feel my love, And you will feel my heart. There is no need for you to fear me. I want to hold you, I want to touch you. I want to kiss your voluptuous lips. I want to make you feel my energy. The midnight breeze is full of mystery. I want to entice you, I want to seduce you. I want you to feel the desire within me. So take my hand, Don't be afraid, I want you to fall in love with me. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Do You Ever Think Of Me
Do You Ever Think Of Me I sit here holding your your picture in my hand asking myself. Do you ever have thoughts of me cross your mind ever; cause I do have thoughts of you cause you really had a effect on my heart, so my question to you is love do you ever think of me anytime. Poem By: Charles LaMark Nelson

My New Life
ok im sitting here alone im my quiet home, this is the time i think .. so tell me what you think.. To me it seems like everyone is in a hurry.. How many people take a a day or a night to sit back and think about things, Not bills, problems, thinks on there mind,or what to do tomorrow.To sit and think about them and what they think. I think about my past and how i feel now.Most people know i left my husband after a really bad relationship and live alone now.I lay in bed every night alone and wake up alone.The funny thing is i dont mind it. its been a year now after i left my husband and i like it.I enjoy sitting here every night after my daughter goes to bed and its quiet. I dont have share anything i have. Dont have to tell anyone where im going or what im doing.I dont feel alone, i feel complete.Im very happy and im not sure if i want anyone to invade my new life yet. I like that fact everything i have is mine. Everything i have done i did it alone. Everything i bought

Love (poetry)
I love giving you my everything, Giving you all. It's in your eyes It's in your touch It's in your movement. Love is the "It" Do we need to sleep when our nights are like this? With the moon, the stars, the sky As I pull you close, Your body is so close to mine. And I feel Love. I yearn to lose my mind inside your head For I want to know you and you me. I want and need to understand the mystery Why we've become one so easily. But this is only one of my many desires... Love. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Sox Win 10-3!!!!!!!!!!
Let's set the scene..... Boston, mid October, a brisk 48 degrees, winds gusting upto 20mph. Once again the crowds mass, huddled close in the stands to help keep warm. As the seats in historic Fenway Park are full at the start of the 1st game in the American League Championship Series against the Cleveland Indians, fans look on at what has become quite a common thing in the last few years. The Red Sox are in the playoffs again and "The Hub" is alive, bustling with cheers as THE BEST FANS IN BASEBALL prepare for another amazing spectacle. Tensions were high as the question on everyone's mind was, "Can the Sox bats produce against one of Cleveland's top 2 pitchers with 19 wins this season"? And, "Could sensation Josh Beckett stay consistent and come up with another great game"? Both were answered quite early in tonight's 10-3 victory. Beckett gave up a solo home run in the 1st inning and Cleveland had an early lead. But he would then strike out the rest of the side to hold Clevel

Parable Of The Three Trees
parable of the three trees By: Justin Ervin "the roots of evil grow only as deep as the soil they're planted in will allow." On a beautiful plain stood three trees. In the center stood the tree of life. It represented all things good in the world. It is planted in fertile soils and has sweet fruit and dew. It sustains the very heart of all living things. A mile to the east of the tree of life stood another tree. The tree of decay. This tree represented what could bring the tree of life down. It represented the decomposition of life. However, this tree was not firmly rooted and is small. The ground rendered the tree of decay helpless to take root. Thus the land around the tree of life remained unaffected. A mile to the west of the tree of life stood another tree. The tree of sorrow was planted in fertile soil. The tree was beautiful and supple and full of life...Its beauty rivaled even the beauty of the tree of life itself. However, the tree sucked the life

Sweet Taste...
Sweet Taste... The sweet taste of love Still lingers in my mind A succulent tasty morsel A treasure worth its find A wet and juicy fruit That fills my mouth with joy Like candy to a baby An edible sexy toy With nectar sweet as honey A syrup of flowing silk Like a bubbly kind of lava As smooth as warm clear milk It breathes with scented oils Like a flower in the mist And blossoms when caressed By the feel of a lover's kiss A dessert at its very best When embraced with lots of love I know I'll never get enough of this treat I'm thinking of... dg

Oxox
Hugs and kisses Do you accept I stare into my mirror So they can refelct. Hugs and kisses Everybody loves them Especially When they're hanging on their last limb. Hugs and kisses Why are you so afraid They speak louder They replace what is said. Hugs and kisses There are many different kinds Couples of friends It's still a great find. Hugs and kisses Mine and yours Don't leave me hanging on Don't leave me torn. Hugs and kisses The love they express Friends... Or a crush to confess. Hugs and kisses Never deny Spread the love Make the world refined. Hugs and kisses You see them everywhere you go You have the capability Even if you don't know. Hugs and kisses Just try Whether you're happy Or when you cry. Hugs and kisses Just be there There's plenty to go around Always willing to share. Hugs and kisses Just don't let go Don't hold your love inside Let it grow. Hugs and kisses The only thing many people have and want It ke

All I Do Is Bomb :d
i wake up, i bomb:D i go to work...i come home and bomb...i go to sleep :D thats my life at the moment:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D i guess im pretty competitive when it comes to these things :) it does feel oh so good to win tho. not only because of all the hard work ive done, but also because of the friends who come by and show so much love for me...its a great feeling. i thank you all!! i have been keeping a running list of all who ive noticed dropping some comments, and helping me reach almost 25,000 points! all in 7 days...wow! these are the people i would love to thank right now...if ive left you out i apologize! send me a pm letting me know :) i want to be able to personally thank each of you. dazzy - just me clayton charley sphere freak deja lou john h maloney sirvalor1 metal ron lipsofanangel !natas asian cat jiriw wolfen114 belanger39 soupt58 gary-au-shady viper leoline JAMES!! H(in ga!!) kenneth willgummybear shan shan

Hot Karls Contest
Hot Karl is in a contest where he can win a blast. It is now open and ends on October 20th at midnight est time. Please stop by and show him your love and support. I would consider it a personal favor if you drop some comments. Thanks, Tiggerbear2007

Update
******* HAPPY HOUR GIVEAWAY / CONTEST PLUS MORE / ALL OUT WAR ******* Im going to be hosting yet another contest: The Rules: WE ONLY NEED 3 MORE PEOPLE TILL CONTEST STARTS This is a comment bombing contest ****FYI: Absolutely NO blasting or scripting. (these are the easiest to pick out and will be monitored. Violators will be disqualified without notice)**** SELF-BOMBING IS ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED A minimum of 20 entries will be needed (No NSFW pics) The first to 80,000 comments wins a Happy Hour After the Happy Hour is won that contestant will be removed and the remaining contestants will battle for the next prize The next to reach 55,000 comments will receive a 30-day blast If there is more than one over 55,000 then the one with the most over 55,000 will take home the 30-day blast The others over 55,000 will take the next prize down (1-month VIP OR 7-day Blast) which of those only 2 exist The minimum for either of the 2 7-day blasts requires 45,0

You Got It In My Eye!
So I'm fuckin miserable right now. I'm at home suffering w/ a soon to be full blown sinus infection. Through bouts of boredom and cleaning, laundry, etc...I'm also surfing Myspace. I come across this whore girl. Now I don't know if she's a cam girl or a phone sex chick or a wanna-be porn star. I don't know! So I read her stuff and look at her pics. This chick tells dudes she won't add them unless they send her a pic of them cumming on one of HER pics! lol http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=249482125 This shit is fucking hilarious and degrading at the same time. Oh what people (females) will do for attention. REL

Night Ii (erotic Poetry)
On the second night you disobeyed as well, you like discipline you naughty girl. "Panties down", I commanded once more. You did as instructed, trembling, pulsating and wet but, Tonight you were more excited than usual. You bent over the bed again, This time without being told your with body twitching in eager anticipation Your ass is held high, inviting the leathery sting of the cat-o-nine-tails. I touch your buttocks teasingly with the leather straps running them back and forth Then you look back over your shoulder just in time to see my arm rise. You smile, close your eyes, brace for the impact that doesn't come. You open your eyes, confused as to why there was no piercing sting. You look back at me, I smile knowingly. Then I slowly rub the tassels across your ass once more You turn away from me, a glint of confusion in your eyes. But as it always is, when you least expect it...expect it. Leather impacts skin with a loud crack, You grab the sheets and moan fro

Lol Hmmmmmmm!!!
Roses are red Lemons are sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All The Pleasure Girls Get All The Pain 10 Minutes Of Pleasure 9 Months Of Pain 3 Days In The Hospital A Baby Without A Name The Father Is A Bastard The Mother Is A Whore This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!! Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Sex is good Sex is fine Doggy Style & 69 Just for fun Or gettin paid Everyone likes gettin laid u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!! roses are nice violets are fine. ill be the six if you be the nine. roses are red violets are blue condoms will rip now watch you get screwed

I Apologies
sorry for not being here last few weeks i been working my butt off and come home and go to bed.... and i get my licence back in 20 days wooot beach every weekend for me yay! hope u r all well & cheers it the fucking weekend THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tripped over any trees lately? How about a root? my lil sis just txt me that and i am lol'ing hard right NOW LOL!!!

Sick And So Not Happy!!
For the last two days I've been sick and am just so not happy!! I'm sorry for all the unanswered emails and text messages yesterday. I just couldn't do anything. I ever gave up City of Villains I was so sick!!! I will get to all my emails. I will be out of town October 27 until November 5 but should be able to get on line some while I'm gone.

Forever (poetry)
I think every minute. The moment we first met, My breath you stole, Take my eyes off you, never. I watched you move, In the elegant way you do. You looked at me, Those blue eyes peered deep into my soul. It was fate, It was natural, We connected, It was meant to be. But, then I awoke, Are we together? It's like I felt your breath, The love, the sparks, were all still there. It did not fade, much like dream memories do. I think of you and fall in love all over again. Never have felt this way before. Others try to sweep me away, But, I will fight to the end just to hear "I love you." For me, For us, For love. Forever. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Here Come The 90s Playlist 10/12/07
UTAH SAINTS - Something Good OMD - Pandora's Box ANNIE LENNOX - Little Bird HARAJUKU - The Phantom of the Opera CATHY DENNIS - Just Another Dream ROZALLA - Everybody's Free ORBITAL - Halcyon+On+On SNAP - Rhythm is a Dancer THE KLF - The White Room THOMPSON TWINS - Play With Me NEW ORDER - World In Motion SAVAGE GARDEN - I Knew I Loved You (Daniel's Mix) CULTURE BEAT - Mr. Vain CORONA - Rhythm of the Night ELECTRONIC - Disappointed (7" Edit) DEAD OR ALIVE - Sex Drive KMFDM - Juke Joint Jezebel (Metropolis Mix) ACE OF BASS - Beautiful Life L.A. STYLE - James Brown is Dead 2 UNLIMITED - Get Ready For This WESTBAM - The Mayday Anthem MASSIVE ATTACK w/TRACEY HORN - The Hunter Gets Captured By the Game JAM & SPOON - Stella DAFT PUNK - Da Funk MICHAEL JACKSON - Remember the Time PRINCE - Pope MOBY - Bodyrock KRAFTWERK - Radioactivity (Francois Kevorkian 7" Mix) PET SHOP BOYS - Yesterday, When I Was Mad (Coconut 1 Mix) DAVID BOWIE w/BRIAN ENO - Little Wonder THE P

Daddy's Poem
This is quite possibly the best poem I have ever read. Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child

Prayer
A Sailors Prayer Lord, as I stand on the rolling deck To view the restless sea With its wide expanse of darkened sky, You seem so far from me. Intrepid youth should feel no fear, But I have a load of care For the safety of our ship and men. Lord, hear my earnest prayer: That I be true to every task; May no fault lie with me. Whatever danger may arise, As we sail the raging sea. May I be calm and know that You Can still the wind and wave, And be assured in perfect trust That You have the power to save. When the moon sheds beams from a starlit sky, I feel near to You again, For the same moon shines on my loved ones, too, And I thank You, Lord......Amen.

Depressive Love
A teenage girl... So alone... So afraid. She looks in the mirror And then she looks away.... Trying not to see the untruthful stare. Cheeks so rosy, Red and bright, Tears slide down them slowly. Mascara falls from her lashes As tears slide Making black pools down her neck. A razor slowly cuts her pale skin As crimson red flows gently. The pain is released now. Crying softly from the release The girl feels nirvana Finally, for the first time in her life. She drifts away As her star crossed lover Walks in her room. "She's gone" "She's dead" That's all he screams. It's too late He wishes she wasn't gone... But she's already there.

And You Wonder Why The House Is A Mess..cleaning Can Make You Sick
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071012/hl_nm/housework_hazards_dc Housework might be bad for your health, according to a study suggesting that tidying up as little as once a week with common cleaning sprays and air fresheners could raise the risk of asthma in adults. Other studies have linked these types of products with increased asthma rates among cleaning professionals but the research published on Friday indicates others are potentially at risk as well. Exposure to such cleaning materials even just once a week could account for as many as one in seven adult asthma cases, the researchers wrote in the American Journal of Respiratory and Critical Care Medicine. "Frequent use of household cleaning sprays may be an important risk factor for adult asthma," Jan-Paul Zock, an epidemiologist at the Centre for Research in Environmental Epidemiology in Barcelona, who led the study, wrote. Asthma is an inflammation of the airways with symptoms that include wheezing, shortness of br

Pervs
Why is everyone on this site a pervert? Just cause youre an "adult" doesnt mean you have to run around being horny all the time. Im 21 and there are like 30-50 year olds hitting on me and telling me Im sexy. that sounds like some fucking dateline bullshit. Im calling Chris Hansen

This Is A Friend Of Mine
This is a friend and he is BRAND NEW to fubar.....YAY....we all like new faces!!! Please stop by and rate/fan/add him please. He only has one pic right now but will be putting more up so for now just help him get some friends started!! THANKS ALL.....LUV YA & HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND!!! MUAHHSSSSSSSSSSS True Felt Heart@ fubar

The Power Of Communication
ok so for the first time in a long time i broke down and got a cell phone again.hate the damnable things but i need to stay connected to certain people(hey lor,,,loves you babe!lol)and so i went and ate the expense.not to bad a phone realy,can take pictures so i can send some stuff from around town to some of my friends abroad.guess ill just have to get used to being dragged into the 21st century.

Why Are People So Stupid????
I went to go visit a friend that is in jail tonight, we got up there checked in and went and waitd to go back to see him. Well when we got into line to wait to go back we got called up and was told that he can not have a visit because he decided to be STUPID and get rolled back to the hole. Why are people stupid when they go in to jail and while there get into more trouble to where if he is not carefull he will never come out. I am tired of seeing other people get hurt because of someones stupidy there is more to it and i know like everything its two sided.. i understand that but still. I needed to vent and this is where i can find a place to vent. I know who ever reads this will comment and i will get some fucked up comments. but you know what that is what i dont care. I am tired of seeing people that are my friends do stupid shit and get introuble because they dont want to stop and think before they react. ok now that i feel a little better i will close this one. but believe me its

Thought Id Let Everyone Know Why Im Not On
I went to let the dog in at midnight this morning and the cat got out I went to get her and step on a board with a big nail in it and the nail went threw my foot. So I spent most of the day sleeping and laying around with my foot propered up and on pain meds they take off the edge but the pain is still there. Im hoping by tomorrow Ill be able to get back on the net. Just wanted to let everyone know whats going on. Hugs to all my family friends and fans know. Love yall! Talk to yall later. Thanks for reading. Hope everyone has a great weekend.

Neverending Distruction
Summer ends School begins- A never ending Line of distruction. Come, bring the madness- Flowing free without guilt Bring the hatred- Take over your soul. Summer ends, School begins- A never ending Line of distruction. Anger and hurt feelings Hide behind fake smiles And words of happiness- All lies. Summer ends, School begins- A never ending Line of distruction

Not My Dad
Daddy Dearest, I'm so sad. Why did you do this? Why did you hurt me so bad? I called you daddy- But I lied. You didn't care- So now I wish you'd die. I can't call you daddy- So what will I do? You told me lies- That I hoped were true. I still can't fathom- What you've done. I know I'm not your favorite- I could never replace your sons. I hate this feeling that I get- It is something I've learned to live with. I don't have a family to love me anymore- So I'm here, left alone to drift. No more lies- You're not my dad. I'm sick of this shit- You make me so mad. Mad as I am- I was past you, out the door. Why do I have to take this? Why do I put up with this for? Daddies don't lie- They love their little girls. They play with their daughters- And lay down gentle morals. Daddies don't cheat- They love all their children the same. Then you told eveyone a lie- It was all a shame. **This is about my Stepfather. We haven't gotten along while

Friends List
Hi everyone! As I have said MANY TIMES, I think I have the BEST FRIENDS on Fubar! Over the past few weeks I have accepted quite a few new friends. Soooooooooooo, it's time to go through and thin the list down a bit so it stays manageable. Those of us who have kept in contact with each other will be friends for as long as Fubar exists, and probably longer! Those who seem to be either too busy or don't care about the importance of real friendship will be deleted. I need a list that I can go through daily so I can comment to each of my "real" friends as much as possible. Sooooooooooo, my list will become somewhat smaller by the end of the weekend. Manly P.S., If any of you have any questions why I am doing this, please read my "About Me" section on my profile! Have a GREAT weekend!

Speech Therapy
During the course of my treatments, my Myeloma mastisized in one of my lungs, creating low air capacity. One of the drugs that was administered was experimental. Well, that's all it was with me, experimental. I had a cerebal reaction to it, and it literally scrambled my thought process, especially in my speech. Although my appendages appeared normal, I was and am having a difficult time speaking, it is as though I had a stroke. The doctors assured me that I will return to normal in time but in the meantime they prescribed a course of speech therapy to speed up the recovery process. Today I attended my first session, and I have to tell you that at first I had a sense of shame and embarrasment. My time came and I entered the therapists office and came to be introduced to a short, yet swarthy woman in her 50's, attractive, and oozed sex appeal. At first I was taken aback by her beauty, but she made me feel very comfortable. Her first words to me were in a rather strong hillbilly

Explicit Content! Observations And Gripings
Hey all, recently, i noticed something rather interesting and entertaing, i was cruising our fair site here a few days ago, and noticed that 1 of my "friends" had some pro "white power" pix in their albums as such, i felt i should dr it, as i dont support this type of thing, well guess what happens next? i get a "gift" of kiss my ass and blocked after being rated a 1, at which point ALL her firneds from what i could tell, started coming to my page and dr me and then blocking em (chicken shits!) the irony of this? 1 of them helped me break my point level down below 1k, and the other irony? the person who started this whole drama, is either bi, or Lesbian, now being slightly educated ( i have had a bit of college) i was under the impression, that this wasnt condoned by the "wp" groups and the "aryan" Nation..... i just thought it was funny. im working on doing some updating of my "about me" essay, and letting peeps know that if your going to have these beliefs, dont bother stopping @

Indianapolis
At 12:14 a.m. on July 30, 1945, the USS Indianapolis was torpedoed by a Japanese submarine in the Philippine Sea and sank in 12 minutes. Of 1,196 men on board, approximately 300 went down with the ship. The remainder, about 900 men, were left floating in shark-infested waters with no lifeboats and most with no food or water. The ship was never missed, and by the time the survivors were spotted by accident four days later only 316 men were still alive. The ship's captain, the late Charles Butler McVay III, survived and was court-martialed and convicted of "hazarding his ship by failing to zigzag" despite overwhelming evidence that the Navy itself had placed the ship in harm's way, despite testimony from the Japanese submarine commander that zigzagging would have made no difference, and despite that fact that, although over 350 navy ships were lost in combat in WWII, McVay was the only captain to be court-martialed. Materials declassified years later adds to the evidence that McVay w

Just So You Know
Im ready too scream so dont come too close. My DSL is down and they told me i need a new Modem so now i await that. Omg never used dial up on here and if you do i dont know how you make it cause its really not working too good for me.If you got any ideas or hints too speed things up then please let me know. I have no idea who all rated today as it took 20 minutes just too load my bulletins. So im going too go and just let them load and try and return love. To those that need leveled most of you know my guidlines for me too pimp you out. Im going too do it on Happy Hours but heres what you need too do .Add your profile link insode a bulletin and post a bulletin dont shout me for help. after you post a bulletin link it too my shout box and Ill repost best I can do until I get it back. Well I need a few drinks.. real ones though..Just letting you know whats up with me.

Get All The Ghost Rider You Want Mmmmmm
HEY EVERYONE I'M IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A TERRIFIC PRIZE. I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD GET MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY OUT THERE IN FUBAR WORLD TO HELP ME OUT A LITTLE.IT JUST STARTED TONIGHT ANI REALLY WANT THIS PRIZE. SO COME ON A GIVE A GREAT FRIEND A HAND. JUST HIT THE PIC BELOW AND IT WILL TAKE YOU RIGHT THERE. THANK YOU ALL. Fire My Words

Licensed To Kill
The Bush Justice Department does have an essential law enforcement mission, though sometimes it seems to behave much more like a criminal syndicate. It warmly embraces the crime of torture as a tool for collecting human intelligence notwithstanding both its manifest illegality and immorality and the uniform view of intelligence professionals that torture consistently produces corrupted, inherently unreliable information. In so doing of course it is engaged in a fairly primitive game of self-protection. It can't acknowledge the fundamental criminality of its conduct, so it turns the Justice Department into its consigliere. Three different lawyers in the office of legal counsel have rendered formal opinions giving a stamp of approval to a universal crime. Indeed, this sort of legal dexterity now seems to be accepted as a rite of passage for "movement" lawyers--a fact which is very revealing of the new character of the "movement." It has nothing to do with ideals, and everything to do wit

I've Learned...
I'VE LEARNED... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned... That money doesn't buy class. I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I've Learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. I've learned... That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? I've learned... that I can't choose how I feel, but i can choose what I do about it. I've learned... That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it. I've learned... that is is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation. I've learned... that the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done. I'

What Is Wrong With The Male Species??
Ok so this week was like a freakin tornado for me. I find out that my "friend" was talking behind my back and saying that I am acting like loose cannon. I admit that I do on occasion act a bit promiscuous, but really not his business. If I'm not fucking him, which I'm not, then it doesn't really matter as far as he's concerned. Then the sun decided to shine and I got to hang out with this really amazing guy...he took me for Japanese and played his guitar for me, it was very sweet. I thought or hoped that things would remain good... but i was sadly mistaken. I dated another guy a little while ago and he was in town, wanted to hang out. So I agreed and then he started telling me that I had an attitude, that I was stubborn yada yada yada. So I figured fuck him and went out elsewhere. See it wasn't even just that, I told him about the date and he freaked, put the nw guy down etc... but this guy wanted me, talked about me moving to Jersey to be with him ad really was going to, then

Mountain Rock Fest 2008
2008 Mt Rock Fest tickets and Group Discounts Body: Tickets for 2008's festival are up for sale now. Tickets are discounted right now after January 11th prices are increasing and will keep increasing up to the day of the festival. The Mt Rock Fest will be July 17-20th 2008. We do not have a confirmed line up at this time but have offered to many National acts such as Journey, ZZ Top, Alice Cooper, Lynard Skynard, Warrant, Quiet Riot, Cinderella, and Foreigner just to name a few.We are offering group discounts and discounts for ordering for both festivals. For groups of 10 or more save 10% off your purchase, for groups of 25 or more save 20% off your purchase, and if you order for both festivals save 10% off your second festival purchase (second festival purchase must be done over the phone to recieve your discount)! Hurry offers are limited! If you have any questions or would like to order tickets please check our website www.mtrockfest.com or call our office at 1-800-515-1780 Hope

Missouri
USS Missouri, a 45,000 ton Iowa class battleship built by the New York Navy Yard, was commissioned on 11 June 1944. She spent the remainder of that year preparing for combat, transiting to the Pacific in November. Arriving in the war zone in January 1945, Missouri supported the Iwo Jima invasion, the Ryukyus campaign and raids on Japan's home islands during the following months. In May, she became Third Fleet flagship and was the site of the 2 September 1945 Japanese surrender ceremony that ended World War II. Following the end of hostilities, Missouri returned to the United States, participating in a great naval review at New York in October 1945. In March 1946, she went to the Mediterranean on a diplomatic mission. Through the rest of the 1940s and into 1950, the battleship operated extensively in the Atlantic area. She was the centerpiece of a major grounding incident off Hampton Roads, Virginia, in January 1950 but was quickly repaired and returned to service. Missouri was th

Paradox
PARADOX I CAN'T BREATHE FOR LIFE SUFFOCATES MY ENTITY I CAN'T LIVE CAUSE LIFE DOESN'T INTEREST ME I CAN'T BE INVOLVED FOR LOVE HAS ESCAPED MY PRESENCE I CAN'T BE IN LOVE WITH LOVE CAUSE THE FEELING HAS LOST IT'S ESSENCE I CAN'T FEEL CAUSE MY SOUL HAS GONE NUMB I DON'T HAVE A SOUL FOR THE DEPRESSION HAS WON I AM NOT JOYFUL CAUSE HAPPINESS IS FOR THE BLIND AND I CAN'T CONCENTRATE ON HAPPINESS CAUSE I'M SLOWLY LOSING MY MIND AND YET I BREATHE IN AND OUT CAUSE MY LUNGS YEARN FOR AIR AND I LIVE AND PLAY THE GAME OF LIFE LIKE IT'S TRUTH OR DARE AND I LOVE AND LOVE BEYOND MY CONTROL AND I'M IN LOVE WITH LOVE CAUSE WITHOUT IT I'D BE COLD AND I FEEL AND TOUCH AND TASTE AND MY SOUL IS AFLAME AND I'M NOT DEPRESSED CAUSE I LEARNED HOW TO LIVE THE GAME AND I'M HAPPY AND FULFILLED AND ANXIOUS TO SEE HOW LIFE TURNS OUT FOR THIS PARADOX WHICH IS ME

Hello
Ok Im bored again...no suprise huh, I cant wait till tomorrow, me and my mom are takin my lil girl to the fair, yayyyy fun, righttttt, Im a chicken, I dont ride nothin, lol...anyways after that Im gonna go see my man, and have my own "rides" LMAO!!!!!! Im tipsy right now so dont pay no attention to me ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Anyways, hope everyone is havin a great weekend!!! ~Besos, Lexi

Without You [about An X]
WITHOUT YOU I SAW AN ACCIDENTAL HEART CARVED INTO STONE AND I FELT THAT EVERYTHING WE HAD SEEN AND DONE WAS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT. MY LIFE WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A SERIES OF IRRELEVANCIES, BECAUSE OF YOU. I THOUGHT OF ALL THE HARANGUING YOU DID, AND OF ALL THE TIMES YOU MADE ME FEEL INFINITELY MINISCULE WITH YOUR LOFTY RIGHTEOUSNESS. AND OF ALL THE TIMES I CAME TO YOU IN COMPLETE REVERENCE, WITH MY PROBLEMS, BECAUSE I TRUSTED YOU WITH THESE PROBLEMS. THEN I REMEMBERED HOW YOU MADE MY SOUL-BEARINGS INTO SOGGY CLICHES. WATERED DOWN RAMBLINGS THAT MADE ME HATE MYSELF. I TOOK IT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT WAS RIGHT. I DRANK EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR EMBITTERED ADVICE AS IF IT WERE SWEET RED WINE. I REMEMBERED HOW YOU CRITICIZED MY FRIENDS.EVERYTHING THEY SAID, THOUGHT, DID, AND WORE; EVERYTHING WAS WRONG. I DIDN'T STAND UP FOR THEM, BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO STAND UP TO YOU. THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND I DIDN'T STAND UP FOR THEM. I DEFENDED YOU WHEN THEY TRIED TO CRITICIZE YOU. AND I S

10 Things In You!
10 THINGS IN U IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: 10. FUNNY: I WANT TO LAUGH...HARD AND LONG. NOT JUST JOKES.. I MEAN A HUMOROUS PERSONALITY. IF YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LAUGH, EVEN AT STUPID STUFF...LIFE WILL BE MISERABLE. 9. ROMANTIC: I'D LIKE TO COME HOME FROM WORK AND SEE A CARD AND SOME FLOWERS ON MY PORCH OR IN MY HOUSE. MAYBE COOK ME DINNER, DANCE WITH ME.. ON OUR ANNIVERSARY, TAKE ME TO THE PLACE WE HAD OUR FIRST DATE, WATCH CHICK FLICKS AND CUDDLE WITH ME. TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AS WELL AS OUTSIDE. 8. HONEST: I DON'T WANT A LIAR. I CAN TELL WHEN SOMEONE IS LYING. I DO NOT TOLERATE IT! 7. GOAL-ORIENTED: YOU MUST HAVE GOALS SET FOR YOURSELF... HIGHER YOUR EDUCATION, GET A PROMOTION, IMPROVE YOUR HOUSE.. ETC. 6. DETERMINED: KNOW WHAT YOU WANT AND HOW TO GET IT! DO WHATEVER IT TAKES THAT WILL HELP YOU ACHEIVE IT! NOTHING CAN STOP YOU BUT YOURSELF! 5. HARD WORKING: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A CONSTRUCTION WORKER TO BE HARD WORKING. KEEP A JOB! DO THE BEST YOU CAN... NOTHING

My Values
VALUES Loyalty:You value loyalty a fair amount.You're loyal to your friends... to a point. But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties. Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself. Honesty: You value honesty highly.You're unflinchingly honest, even when it's not easy.For you, integrity is very important - in yourself and others. People may not always like what you say, but they know they can trust it. Generosity: You value generosity highly.So much so that you often put your own needs last.There's nothing wrong with having a caring heart...But you may want to rethink your "open wallet" policy. Humility:You value humility a fair amount.You tend to be an easy going, humble person.But occasionally your ego takes over.You have a slight competitive streak - and the need to be the best. Tolerance: You value tolerance highly.Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...You do all that you can to seek

Poor Pitiful Me...
Of course, people read my blog about the weekend. It seems I have to post a retraction. I will have plenty of time to do what I want. I just returned from the airport and my friend was a no-show. I called, texted, emailed, and sent smoke signals. It is a mystery disappearance. I just hope nothing happened beyond me getting stood up. Someday I may find out. I still look forward to the party tomorrow night. I have a good blankie to keep me warm. See you all around the ether. Thanks for reading my blog, love you all. XOXOX C PS~ Did you ever feel like your wheels were falling off?

Arizona
The Warner Brothers movie Here Comes the Navy used the Arizona as one of it's locations during spring of 1934. The film starred James Cagney, Pat O'Brien and Gloria Stuart. The movie was one of the nominees for the Academy Award in 1935. As relations between the U.S. and Japan declined and the possibility of fighting in the Pacific became more likely, operations at Pearl Harbor were designed to prepare the fleet for war. On October 22, 1941, while conducting exercises with the Oklahoma and Nevada, the Arizona was struck on the port side by the Oklahoma. A V-shaped hole, four feet wide by twelve feet long was opened in the torpedo bulge. The Arizona was in dry-dock at Pearl Harbor for a few weeks to repair it. DECEMBER 7, 1941 Japanese aircraft appeared in the air over Pearl Harbor just before 8:00 am on this Sunday morning. The color detail was on deck in anticipation of raising the flag at the stern at 8:00. The Arizona came under attack almost immediately, and at about 8:10

Some Quiz Results :)
You Scored an A You got 10/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes. Your Dominant Thinking Style: Exploring You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. You show people how to question their models of the world. Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. Your Schola

Similarities
Similarities Every tree is unique, Beautiful, in its own way. All trees seem to have a story to tell. Some emit a story of strength, Courage, and wisdom beyond its years, As highly it sits about the downfallen. Others though, Seem to have tales of tragedy. Thier limbs broken, Trunks bent and twisted in what appears to be despair. They appear broken and discarded, Yet they listlessly press on. Reminds me of the human soul. It can be broken in two, twisted and slashed. burned. It can be hit and knocked down, It can and will get back up and press on weary, tired and worn. But we can speak, The trees ahve to keep it all inside in silence. they can just wither in self pity, Holding on to what little they have. While healthy tall and proud overlook the despair. The broken lives around them aren't good enough for thier air. So they stare and thier standards, Never looking below. Humans are harsh, Nature is brutal. Similarities are the same, yet different

Random Darkness
Random Darkness I've cried so many tears, Half of them fell without reason. Seemingly out of spite cause at the moment, It was not tear season. And Im trying to face them, Yet I'm think I'm still running away. Trying to hide them, Yet they force themsleves out anyway. If I cant face and can't run, Can I ever defeat it? Can I ever stop running, Stop running from the darkness that chases with no reason? 9/07/2007

Battle Of The Bands
BATTLE OF THE BANDS by Gorilla Productions How are you? My name is Troy. I still have time slots available for the November 15th show @ Vinyl in Atlanta !! CALL NOW FOR MORE INFORMATION @ 216-712-8058 / 440-840-2661 cell or myspace me a number where I can reach you!! All seriously dedicated and hardworking bands/musicians looking to promote themselves and gain exposure are encouraged to enter. No Entry Fee GRAND PRIZE: - $500 CASH - 20 HOURS STUDIO TIME - HAVE MUSIC SUBMITTED TO 4 MAJOR RECORD LABELS: Epic, Maverick, Metal Blade, and Warner Bros. -A HEADLINING GIG Good Luck, hope to hear from you soon!! Troy

Utah
One of the first vessels attacked by the Japanese was the UTAH. Commanders Genda and Fuchida, planners of the attack, had ordered their pilots to ignore the training ship, which as a non-combat ship [in their "illustrious" view] was not worthy of attack, but eager pilots dropped torpedoes on the UTAH and the nearby light cruiser RALEIGH. One torpedo slammed into UTAH's port side at 8:01 a.m. as the crew raised the flag on the fantail. Moments later a second hit the same area. This action infuriated Lt. Heita Matsamura, flight commander for the torpedo bombers from the carrier HIRYU, who had "specifically instructed his men to avoid UTAH." Nonetheless pilots from the SORYU attacked, and following the first hit, Lt. Tamotsu Nakajima, "young and inexperienced ... followed suit." (Prange 1981). Water began to fill the ship rapidly, and it listed 15 degrees. The senior officer aboard, Lt. Commander S.S. Isquith, realized that UTAH was sinking and reportedly gave the order, "All hands on

For The Best (poetry)
Is it for the best, Or for the worse. Certainly I'll never know. But everything happens for a reason. From the smiles, to the frowns With all the struggles and triumphs. Letting go is the hardest thing there is. But knowing it is, Only for the best. All I can do now is walk away, Holding on tight to the memories. I thought being together might make me strong, But now I realize how wrong I was. Everything I tried turned out wrong, I wish there was something I could do or say. But yet why should I? When you did wrong. I try to let go of her, But at night she fills my mind so much. All I can do is wonder. I awake the next day with her still in my mind. I should have known it was coming to an end. When I started getting that feeling I was about to lose. But like someone once said Love starts with a smile Grows with a kiss And ends in a tear. So true! I guess all who love must part. When things go wrong for this long, I suppose letting go is for t

Wazzzzz Up?..lol
Hey there...sexy friends..:) Sitting here catching a buzz...I have a toothache though..hopiing these white russians will dull the pain...but ne way..:) I am bombing a friend of mine thats in a contest right now. If you wonder what bombing is, it means you comment on a pic over and over again. If you have time this Fine fubar friday, can you stop by the link below and drop a few? I would love you forever..like I already do...giggling, and hey! We all know what happens when I catcha buzz huh?..Pics again!! LMAO Hugs and kisses Click the pic and Bombs away!

My Photos
Im really getting tired of thgis so called adult site. It seems like almost all of my photos get marked nsfw at some point. It shouldn't matter what the pics look like if they are supposed to be nsfw then people shouldnt open them at work. I shouldnt have to mark my pics just because people dont want to see them. If this is a adult site then people should know what kind of pics adults put up. i am going to start deleting friends cuz im tired of all this nsfw shit. If your just going to mark my pics then dont look at them. i posted them for me not you!

Theodore Roosevelt
It is not the critic who counts, nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again & again; who knows great enthusiasms, great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, & who, at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those timid souls who know neither. -- Theodore Roosevelt"

Ausie Slang Dictionary..help Usa Understand Us
A Ace! : Excellent! Very good! Aerial pingpong : Australian Rules football Amber fluid : beer Ambo : ambulance, ambulance driver Ankle biter : small child Apples, she'll be : It'll be all right Arvo : afternoon Aussie (pron. Ozzie) : Australian Aussie salute : brushing away flies with the hand Avos : avocados B B & S : Bachelors' and Spinsters' Ball - a very enjoyable party usually held in rural areas Back of Bourke : a very long way away Bail (somebody) up : to corner somebody physically Bail out : depart, usually angrily Banana bender : a person from Queensland Barbie : barbecue (noun) Barrack : to cheer on (football team etc.) Bastard : term of endearment Bathers : swimming costume Battler : someone working hard and only just making a living Beaut, beauty : great, fantastic Big-note oneself : brag, boast Bikkie : biscuit (also "it cost big bikkies" - it was expensive) Billabong : an ox-bow river or watering hole Billy : teapot. Conta

Because Of You (poetry)
Because of You The dark days turn sunny, Cold days become warm, Rainy days become cloudless, Lightning is pulled from the storm. Oceans begin to sing, Sands cry out, Mountains start to roar, And the tree branches all shout. The stars all fall, Right from the sky. The moon will wink, And the sun goes dry. All because of one thing. Because you said it to be true. Your words made me smile forever, You said I love you. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

You Know Ur Aussie When
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some ppl pronounce "Austral

Will Try To Get Caught Up!
Hey there, Rate Spankers! I haven't been around for a while and I have a lot of catching up to do! I made a promise to you all and I intend to keep it! We have just been having a family crisis around here lately and I haven't had a chance to be on. I will have to work on getting caught up! Thank you all for your patience!

Weeds
There are just a few certain people you'll come across in this journey of life whom, indirectly, can allow you growth and improvement of character. Re them tools, using them gracefully for your own personal growth and maturity. However, beware the weeds in your garden... While they intend no personal malice, they will indeed vex you, sometimes in the most bothersome of ways. Likewise, these weeds impose their own unwarranted, selfish interests upon you, and often, so carelessly impliment a saddening lack of compassion and respect upon your soul. Stop! Allow them no effect; rid yourself of these weeds as soon as possible and pursue those ardent and worthy assosiates awaiting your hand in this wonderful journey of life. Be humble; continue to edify and grace others, and watch the vehement come forth...

I Got Arrested
DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY FRIEND CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU. IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE ONE SEXY Mo Fo!!! ;) US SEXY PEOPLE GOT TO STAY TOGETHER!"""

You Know You're Australian When.....
You know you're Australian when... 1. You're familiar with Neighbours, Home and Away, Playschool, A Country Practice, Norman Gunston, Barry Humphries, Blue Heelers, Ray Martin, Bert Newton, Lisa McCune, Jon Burgess, Number 96, Molly Meldrum, Kerry O'Brien, and of course, Kerry Packer and Rupert Murdoch. 2. You know that Burger King doesn't exist. It's Hungry Jacks. 3. You know that snow is a memorable and freakish occurrence. Sometimes it's even fake. 4. You know the difference between thongs and a G-banger 5. You know that "stubbies" are either short shorts or small beer bottles, a "gimp", "bogan" or "geezer" is a random idiot,someone in trouble is in "strife" and you're liable to burst out laughing whenever you hear of Americans "rooting" for something. 4. You know how to abbreviate every word, all of which usually end in -o: arvo, combo, garbo, kero, lezzo, metho, milko, muso, rego, servo, smoko, speedo, righto etc. 5. You know that some p

Pics
ok i know i have alot of pics but most of my friends do but come on i have over 4,000 friends and if u cant give my pics some love well NSFW only friends i put in my family can see.so if u love me as a friend show some luv or get the fuck off my friends list

Vote For My Outlaw Johnny Rodes
Click below to vote for Johnny Rodes Outlaw Band at ArtistPR.com. This is really important and helps Johnny Rodes. So please take a moment to vote for Johnny Rodes and please get all your friends to vote also!Please help me by voting at Artist PR.com . If you click above it will take you to their site and you can scroll down and click where it says VOTE below my pic. Please also tell everyone you can... It sure will help me and I appreciate it so very much!!!Your friend Johnny Rodes

I'm Tired
Things have been so crazy this week. I feel like I hardly have any time to keep up with everything. My house is trashed...havent done dishes all week...ugh...I guess I get to spend my day off cleaning house. Work is...well...work. Blah...I dont mean to be so boring...I'm just too tired to think right now.

Someone
SOMEONE Someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone thinks you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wants to protect you someone would do anything for you

Just Take It Away
I'm tired Tired of being sad Tired of hurting Tired of my friends dying Tired of my friends being sick Tired of my friends being hurt Just give it all to me I hurt enough for them as it is let me have their pain too take it from them I don't want them to hurt anymore I can take I'm used to it Just take the pain away Away from all of those that I love I am a Warrior I will fight to the death and in my Victory whether it be here on Earth or in Valhalla I will have won Just take the pain away from them From all those that I love

Important...please Read!
My ex is at it again and has ripped my salute photo (the only picture I CANNOT block to anyone but family and friends.) I am blocking ALL of my pictures to anyone but family for now.I am sorry about this to all of my friends.He just happens to like to send a friendship request and I dropped my guard so I don't know if he has an account on here other than the one of him I just found. I am also NOT going to be accepting any new friendship request for awhile. I am going to be going through my friends and if there is not a salute picture or something that lets me know who you are...I will be deleating. This is for my safety and I am sorry to anyone that this offends. Thank you, Heartsound

Goodbye To A Tradition
Click banner to support us on contest day!! For 4 years, DJ Cru has hosted the Disciples of Rock on Sunday night's at midnight. Well as they say, all good things must come to an end. So tonight at 12:00am EST (midnight), DJ Cru will host the final Sunday night broadcast of Disciples of Rock. But have no fear! DJ Cru will continue to bring you his awesome DOR show on Wednesdays at 12:00am EST (midnight) So join us tonight and say goodbye to a tradition and watch for more announcements of bigger things happening on the station that ROCKS 24/7... WORLD ROCK RADIO!!! Click banner to enter lounge

Speeding Ticket
Two British traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident, while checking for speeding motorists on the A-1 Great North Road . One of the officers (who are not named) used a hand-held radar device to check the speed of a vehicle approaching over the crest of a hill, and was surprised when the speed was recorded at over 300mph. The machine then stopped working and the officers were not able to reset it. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado fighter jet over the North Sea , which was engaged in a low-flying exercise over the Border district. Back at police headquarters the chief constable fired off a stiff complaint to the R A F Liaison office. Back came the reply in true laconic R A F style. "Thank you for your message, which allows us to complete the file on this incident. You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Tornado had automatically locked on to your 'hostile radar equipment' and sent a jamming s

Hrm....i Don't Know Ladies...
Since I've been on this site, I have seen some quite strange and odd reactions to things you would think are normal. Girls always yell "fan me, add me, I'll be sure and return the love" well, they don't. It's a lie. They pick and choose who they do this to so it's nothing but false advertisement. Some also yell "please don't ask to see my privates unless you have some of your own and rate and add me FIRST! I will add you." ok, then you do....they STILL don't add you on as fam. *smh* And then there are the guys who fuck up the whole thing for everybody by stalking, ripping pics and not asking, blah, blah, blah....and girls take this out on those who have no idea what's going on behind the screen. I had a girl on my fam list who had a gallery of guys who made pics of some of her pics. I took a basic one from her gallery, did some effects, and she says:"Ask me first before you do that. She clearly said she didn't mind in her profile. *smacks head* She is now no longer

The Saga Of Angie-chapter 3
The Saga of Angie-Chapter 3 Current mood: contemplative Have you ever seen an abused puppy? One that has been kicked, and yelled at? They crouch in the corner, avoid eye contact, and cringe if you get close? As long as you are mean, the puppy stays in its corner. Then one day, you call the puppy. Even though you've treated the puppy like crap for weeks, it is so happy that you're talking to it, it runs over to you, runs around in circles, yapping, and trying to lick your hand. That's our girl Angie. For weeks, Angie has been ignored, laughed at, not allowed to join any reindeer games. I'm telling you, if those heifers treated me the way we treat Angie, I would still be pulling my foot out of azzes. Not our low self-esteemed Angie. I talked to her for a moment today, and the next thing you know, she's asking me if I wanted to see the scar from her back surgery. Are you frigging kidding me?? I don't want to look at her pasty face, does she think I want to look at

Wherever You Are (poetry)
I long to be with you, But you seem millions of miles away. I wish I knew who you were, But it remains a mystery to this day. I wish i could hold you in my arms and look in to your eyes. I would promise to always be true to you and never tell you lies. It's so hard to go to sleep without you by my side. It's true my tears are the only thing I'll ever try to hide. I'll lie awake in bed as the tears stream down my face, Across my cheeks they fall, until they splash on my pillow case. Maybe I'll never find you, Lord knows how I've tried. I'd be a millionare twice, If I had a penny for every tear I cried.

Ballroom Glances (poetry)
Ballroom Glances The sound of you gliding on high-heels. The distinctive tapping of steps on marble. You are a pure sip of sutra mixed with tempt. A glance of unaffectionate attention from women, You reveal a tempted layer in men. With brief moment of mesmerizing allure, Always catching their wanton minded eyes. You have a hypnotic torque that you turn with passion and desirability. You're a chapter of beauty captured on a single page. Your sweet honey of love is in the center of mouth-watering candy. You're an obsession without a reason nevertheless, intentions precise. Unlimited consciousness and inspiring love played on a harp. An attraction presented with destiny. You have the sweet mist of appeal surrounding you. Suddenly, the lights turned on, music stops, everyone stares,and we passionately kiss. -Hurley (copyright)

I Never Minded Change (poetry)
I Never Minded Change When you whispered I love you, It was like a snow on Christmas, The moonlight on the ocean, Our first kiss. Every kiss that you gave me, Was like heat on the desert, The mist from morning showers. A subtle and shy look in my direction. Every glance at me Was like a twinkling of stars, A spark of desire, Safe in your clutches. Every moment within your arms Was like the growl of a tiger, A rushing and primal urge. Yet an engaging mix of emotions. But you're gone now, That is better than these feelings combined. I could have never been what you wanted, I never minded change, Just not in the way you wanted. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

The Kiss (poetry)
The Kiss Once she closed her eyes, I gave her my entire soul. Just for a small perpetual moment, She fed hungrily. Like the sunlight drinks dew, Her lips part from mine, Leaving me naked and vulnerable. At that moment the world stopped, Everything was motionless. She could devour me. I pushed back to her lips for safety. She obliged gladly. In this bond I find peace, She releases my soul. We remain personified there, For eternity. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Just Want You To Know
HI ALL I SIT HERE I POST WHAT I THINK IS A STUPID PICTURE AND I REALIZE HOW MANY DEAR FRIENDS I HAVE I WANTED TO TELL YOU ALL HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU AND YOU ALL MEAN A GREAT DEAL TO ME! THANK YOU FOR ALWAYS BEING THERE! LOVE YA MEAN IT! PEE-JAY

Goddess
You bore the children of our people, Raised them bold and proud and free, Told them tales of Thor and Wotan And the maiden Valkyrie. They took a Goddess from her temple And a sister of the sun, Made her shuffle in a convent As a barren,sexless nun. You are the Goddess of fertility, No matter what your name: Aphrodite, Sif or Ishtar. Cast off that Christian shame! Pray no more bowed in submission, Nor on a bended knee. Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's Is a creed of slavery. Nature made you beautiful, All Asgard's great delight, As a Goddess of our people, Inspire Aryan men to fight. You are the Goddess of fertility, No matter what you name: Aphrodite, Sif or Ishtar. Cast off that Christian shame!

He Made Me Cry Again
He is sweet, quiet, kind and very lovable. But he made me cry again. How many times does he have to do this to me. How much more do I have to bear? Everytime I see him, he makes me cry. Wanna hear my story? I was watching a movie the other day and I got all teary eyed. I could not help it with the things he said and did. He made me heart melt. He does this to me everytime. He leads me on and tell me that he cares and then my world falls apart and I start crying with emotion so strong. Wanna know who it is? I really should not tell, but I guess it could not hurt. Just don't laugh. Promise? It's Edward Scissorhands. Yes Edward Scissorhands. Everytime I watch the movie, I get all weepy. It such a tragic story really. He really did love her, ya know.

Nice Guys Still Finish Last......
i was surfing the site and a saw a bulliten that caught my eye, which is what bullitens are supposed to do....but then i read it....and i will post it here just so you get the full affect....To Every Guy To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the stateline) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To ever

The Plan
You gotta love Robin Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!) "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan." 1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again. 2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the rema

Im Confused Lol
LOL sooooooooo does anyone else feel like no matter what they do Nothing ever goes right im deff having one of those weeks lol. Im kinda sick of having weeks like this . I always try to be openminded and think every thing will be ok but ya know my supposed friends decided to go to universal and the care bout me soooooooooooo much but i wasnt even invited that kinda hurts when u look at the pics and I SHOULD OF BEEN THERE god knows how many things ive done for thembut whayt ever i wanna leave florida lol for good Hopefully my wish will come true someday.

She Is... (poetry)
Her whispers, Summer's warm gentle breeze. Her kiss is A hypnotic mountain stream. Her smiles Miles of pure white sand. Her laughter is, An elegant bird taking flight. Her passion is, Waves of a crashing crimson tide. Her strength is, A range of majestic mountains. Her love is, A deep and wide blue ocean. Nothing compares to this divine creature. Nothing past or present will ever measure up to, The beauty I have when holding you in my arms. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Heart Felt Story Please Read
I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to

Would You? Could You?
Would you forgive a sinner? Would you look her in the eye And see a repentant heart? Would you figure out a loner? Would you pore into her soul And see the pain she’s been in? Would you take charge of a wanderer, who has gone searching in the darkest places And find and take her to a place called paradise? Would you support a paralytic, who has gone through hell and high water, left alone in her inner struggle? Would you proclaim to a non-believer who has relied on lies, false hopes and promises And deliver her to a blinding truth? Would you give up on a lover, friend or a stranger who has failed you many times than ever? Would you take her in still? Will you get tired of a rebel, A skeptic fool, a would-be crusader Would you? Could you? She kept the faith of a child Laid her head and waited patiently for your return. And she smiled at the thought of how much love she has now In the end, it was all she ever believed and all that ever mattered!

Even Then (poetry)
With my every breath, With everything I have left, In my emotional depths, I wonder, do I love you? With all of my strength, And miles in length, I think that I might, I think that I might love you. In the length of forever, Will you and I be together, Or like a era that was forgot, Will we decide that we're not? But if we decide love is the way, And emotions come unwound one day, You may think no one is there, Or just that no one cares, Remember, I will always love you. When it's all gone, And all has withdrawn, When hopelessness is the dawn, Remember, I will always love you. When emotional stairs you fall down, And your dreams become unwound, And you search, but hope can't be found, Just remember, even then, I'll love you. -Hurley (copyright 2007)

Cure For Bordem
Yeah know its funny how we cure our boredm with online fun of pissing people off making fun of peoples mums blogs and what not. yeah we spend all our damn money on high ass gas to get to work high ass food price's to feed our selfs and high ass price for a beer at the bar, but good god when are we going to stand up and say enough is a fucking enough, we are paying tax's out the ass on every single thing we own, its bull shit we should not have to pay on somethign we already own. People are getting to broke to go out and enjoy a drink and a game of pool, or they are letting the fact they have kids drive them insane to the point of bad mums and excuses to being bored,we have people on here so freaking bored out of there mind there posting dumb ass mums just to get some kinda reaction out of others who have a bit shorter fuse on dumb people who do dumb things for the fun of it. we are eating one another alive little bit by little bit and we are to blind with what others are saying to

Why This Account
Well I had to redo my account yet again. lol First its a stalker so i closed my first account. Then I did a big ole nono lol and got my account cancelled by fubar. My advice read the TOS. I am not saying what happened. I am not mad about it so dont be hatten. They were doing their job. Anyways I am back. Please tell all my friends where to find me. I love you all. I promise to try and keep this account lmao. bye all love yas Missy A.K.A Spicy Angel

$ Broke Ribs!
I normally do not post blogs, but I decided tonight I would so that everyone would know what was going on. As you all know I am a deputy, and had to work the past 2 nights. First night was so boring, I was praying for something to do. Little did I know what the next night would bring my way..Ha Ha! The second night started as normal..nice and slow. We gained a female, who was drunk and juiced up on some drugs...what kind, we have no idea....So anyway, I escorted her to a nice private cell, and she decided she did not want to be in that nice cozy cell. She threw her laundry basket down, screamed some obscenities at me, and charged me. She threw a punch, and I caught it with my right hand. I got her in a head lock and took her to the ground. Lets face it, where the head goes, the body will follow! Ha! As we went to the ground, I hit my left side on a stainless steel toilet. Yeah I know, how funny is that! LOL! We fought for 5 minutes before anyone every knew a 10-24 (FIGHT) was go

Lip Lovers Happy Hour Contest!
The Lip Lovers Contest will run: October 26, 2007 6pm PST through November 5, 2007 6pm PST Let your back up know! Mwah! Contest Rules Clarification: The blaster mentioned in the rules, is a script that comment bombs automatically. This has nothing to do with the blasts we see on our fubar page.. those are just fine! :) Please make sure your entire face is in your photo, not just your luscious lips :D If you are interested in entering this contest please fu-mail! Your Host: drkreflections~CLUB F.A.R.~INTERCEPTOR FOR THE PRIDE~WSC~RL Wife to Will~@ fubar

Bad Luck Comes In Threes?
Okay...I've had a crap week... First, my car crapped out on me. It started with the belt getting shredded (which was fixed by replacing the pulley)...and it just progressed from there to the point where the power steering pump seized. -_-; Second, we got locked IN the house. Yes, I know, that sounds so retarded, but it's true. Got home from work, closed the door, gathered what I needed (keys to the truck, my purse, and a jacket since it was freakin' snowing!)...then, when I went to leave, I couldn't get the door open. o.O I tried a few times, but all to no avail. So, I gave up and called hubby over to help me and felt like a total dork 'cause I couldn't get the stupid door to open. I felt somewhat better when HE couldn't get it open either. Long story short, he took the doorknob off, and it fell apart in many, many itty bitty pieces...but the door STILL wouldn't open, so we had to take it off the hinges and kick it in from outside (thank goodness we have a front door -_-

Just Following Suit
There are aspects in people that find to be positive, yet other aspects that find to be negative. Another way of saying it is a like and a dislike. My number one thing that I like by someone, is a person who can keep their word. If I tell someone I will do something, than I will do it. It might take me a bit to get to it, but I will do it. My word is my bond. If I say, I will do this for you today, than I will do it that day. I have known many who tell me they will do something, than just don't do it at all, and it hurts me. As I would do whatever I said I would for them. I do not care for those that believe they are better than anyone else. I do not like a racist or a prejudice person. These people are ignorant, and are not worth my time. What is worse they are willfully ignorant. I love a fellow romantic, someone I can lavish with love and sappy thoughts and actions. I do not like to made to feel guilty, nor do I like to cause that same feeling in another. I hate it when

Gaming Rawks My Socks
Weeeeeee! As many of you know I started a folder called "Proud Gamers". We want to show how much gaming means to us. So sick being told that games are childish, or stupid. A waste of time. That we have no life.. hehe the one that makes me laugh the most though is. "Girls can't game". I had someone tell me girls can't its law.. hahaha.. well arrest me then cause I'm breaking the law. Then I had a guy message me last night after I went against him he goes "ru really a chick? you smoked us", so I wrote back yes and he sais he was embarassed now. Wow cause a girl beat him.. when will guys just get their dick out of their asses. Us woman can do anything we put our mind too. I may not be the greatest at halo or all games.. but I will try my hardest to kick your mofuckin ass Gaming is more then sitting on a couch and messing with a controller. Its part of my life, gaming is my love. Its my way out from the world!! If you would like to be apart of the folder. Just submit me a picture

A Test For Really Intelligent People
Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are.... Ready? GO!!! (scroll down) First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK? Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me

Sexiest People On Fubar
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Aggervation
Ok since I can't post a MUMM about this I will post a blog. People talk about morals and how people should respect marriage. Really wants the point. You marry, have kids, think you love this person you've been with for years, and decide to go out and cheat on them. This is for man or woman that has done this. Or you lie to your self about your sexuality and marry someone of the opposite sex because society says this is the way things should be. And then it comes to an end. You marry someone then all you do is fight and things end badly with you either beating them up all the time, or killing them. Respecting marriage??? Come on now. I see people talk their crap about others who live their lives open and free. Yes open marriages. Yes I know people can get hurt by this and in the end things end. I know my husband loves me with all his heart. He has his turn ons as well as any person. Just his to others seem sick and twisted. But there are worse things he could be turned

New Poem
I searched among the card displays, To see if I could find, A little something that would say Just what was on my mind. However there was not a one, That captured it just right, For no one else can understand Just what I'd like to write. I even find it difficult To try to write it down, For how do I portray to you, The love that I have known? I close my eyes and what I see, Is someone I adore; A person who is beautiful, Right down into their soul. Mere words cannot describe The many qualities you show, The love and caring nature that You share with those who know. Your kind and gentle temperament, Your sweet angelic smile, Your softly spoken sentiments, That reach across the miles. Your smile and laugh that sparkle with The softness of your sighs, The way your face lights up a room ... That twinkle in your eye. The loving gestures through the years, That quickly come to mind, For always you've a gentle word To calm and soothe I find. I st

Please Be Patient With Me...lol...til I Get This Site Navigated...
please be patient with me until i get this site navigated... if i dont return a favor its cuz i dont have any fubucks...lol..i promise i will... if i dont mail u back, or add as favorite, etc it is cuz i am just having a heck of a time i wouldnt ever intentionally ignore u...be rude to you...or make u feel like u are not important... it is not in my nature to be like that... just that its been awhile since ive done all of this online stuff...k one day it will just hit me and i ll be like ..kewl..i got this... so please do not feel or think that im ignoring u or u are not important to me.. love to u twylyght

Why Is Life So Difficult
life sux specially when you think you fouind sum one who you know you will like and you can make happy but they wont even let you get close os just siplly push you always why cant you have sum one who will enjoy being with you next to you and when you do meet that person they are so far away why is life to complicated i wish i could really ahve some to make happy every day next to me you know who you are and you know what to do dont ask who just say it and be next to me.

Vaseline
VASELINE DOES THE TRICK This guy had always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parent's house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck doing the di

Family
Well here lately thats all i do is work and spend time with family its been crazy ive been taking care of my mother my grandmother and step dad till this last sunday then my dad called and my step mom is really sick and needed someone to take care of her so i am now taking care of my step mom for a few weeks then on the 26th im going to the tn mountains with the whole family for the weekend that should be interesting i dont know if im going to go nuts or not lol then when i get back i have to go back to the coast and work and take care of the other side of the family I stay busy and i keep my mind off things I miss my husband alot especially being here where we got married and such and i constantly get asked where he is and they still pick on him about a joke my dad played on my husband telling him to get out of the van and get the piss ant and he went to get out of the van it was funny well anyway ive got to run we are going to the auction and to go eat so ill talk to you all later h

Emotions Test (don't Cheat)
emotion test. don't cheat Body: Body: EMOTION TEST Answers are at the bottom, BUT dont cheat. then repost this for others to answer. 1.which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow? BLUE 2. your first initial? L 3. What month were you born? NOVEMBER 4. which color do you like more, black or white? BLACK 5. name one of your friends? GABINO 6. your favorite number? 69 7. do you like flying or driving more? DRIVING 8. do you like a lake or the ocean more? LAKE 9. think of a wish, but don't write it ----------------------------------------------------- --answers-- 1. if you chose: red- you are alert and your life is full of love.black - you are conservative and aggressive. green - your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. BLUE- you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down. yellow - you are a very happy person.. 2.

Spirituality Vs Religion
SPIRITUALITY SAYS THAT GOD IS WITHIN US AND THAT WE DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE TO MAKE THAT DIVINE CONNECTION FOR US. RELIGION SAYS THAT WE ARE SEPARATED FROM GOD AND THAT WE NEED "THEM" TO MAKE THAT DIVINE CONNECTION. SPIRITUALITY SAYS THAT WE ARE FREE TO MAKE CHOICES ON OUR OWN AND THAT WE MUST TAKE PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR ACTIONS. RELIGION SAYS WE MUST MAKE THEIR CHOICES AND ACT THEIR WAY. THE THEME OF SPIRITUALITY IS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. THE THEME OF RELIGION IS FEAR AND GUILT. SPIRITUALITY DOES NOT REQUIRE US TO MAKE DONATIONS. RELIGION HAS BECOME BIG BUSINESS. SPIRITUALITY SAYS THERE IS NO HELL, NO JUDGEMENT, NO ANGRY GOD... THAT WE ARE LOVED UNCONDITIONALLY. RELIGION SAYS THERE IS A HELL, GOD GETS ANGRY AND JUDGES US... THEREFORE, WE ARE NOT LOVED UNCONDITIONALLY. SPIRITUALITY SAYS WE ARE FREE TO CHOOSE OUR OWN PATH TO GOD. RELIGION COMMANDS US TO DO IT THEIR WAY. SPIRITUALITY SAYS WE GO TO GOD TO LIGHTEN OUR BURDEN. RELIGION HAS TAUGH

Bootie Call Agreement
Pre-Booty Call Agreement This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____ day of _____________, 2007, by ________________________, between _____________ and _____________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over--unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9PM--We don't have sh*t to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" sh*t--only mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions--Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance--that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts accepted--money is always good. 8. No baby talk--however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons wi

If You Do Nothing Else Today...
Even if you hate animals, feeding them through this helps you avoid having to feed them yourself. Breathing is kinda nice, too. He used to be homeless and hungry. If you love me, click this and feed someone like him. Half the men on here are out for the nude women. If you like boobs, click this. If you hate boobs, click it anyways so people don't die. You were a child once... If you can't read, you can't use the internet. Help someone else get addicted to fubar, teach them to read. Please repost this, and click them daily. If you're wasting your time fucking whoring out some shitty fubar radio station, earning make believe points for contests, or asking people to rate you and shit, then you can waste a minute and a half to click these links and do some fucking good. And if you don't think this is worthwhile...you've got a blacker soul than I do, and not in the awesome metal way.

Pain
Pain is a figment of your imagination they say, Then why cant i make it go away. I feal the pain of life everyday and know in the future it will never go away. My life is pain you see, no one understands me. The will to feal is gone, and the darkness consumes me. Pain is real i say, i feal it everyday. The pain from love, the joy of hate. I try to ignore it, but it only grows. Pain is my life and destiny. It is what was planned for me. To see others in love and happy, while i live this tragedy. I know now that the pain i feal will never go away, no matter how much i try. All i want to do is cry. The true love of mine, i will never find. Pain is a figment of your imaginaion they say, then why do i feal it everyday? Death is the cure to my pain,but not yet you see because it is my destiny to be on this earth doomed forever in tragedy.

First Blog
Just found this site earlier today and thought I'd have a look. Seems like a fun place, if anybody has any questions or whatever for me I'd love to hear from you. Posted my page a few hours ago so I guess I'm working on things. Okay, off to get some dinner. Have a good one, all.

Demon Eyes
Every day in the skies and in the wood, I see demoneyes. They look at me, and i see the pain. The pain inside me, waking up my hate enraging me. In the mirror i look at my face, and see demon eyes staring back at me. In my eyes, of demon eyes, i see death, blood and love no more. These demon eyes i see, help soothe me. Soothe my pain and fear no more of all the things i feared before. Everday now across the skies, i see demon eyes. They taunt me to come and feal no more. So i excepted my fate in demon eyes. Now i look in the mirror and see, my demon eyes staring back at me. Where once my heart, eyes and soul were, are filled no more. They are Black and hollow from losing my pitty and sorrow. Now on this day, my demon eyes tell me of my hate for love and love for hate. That i will go, afraid no more to my destiny and hell. There i will find the owner of my demon eyes and see darkness and black fill the skies and feal pain no more.

Rosemary:
I love Rosemary. It grows profusely in my herb garden and just brushing by the wonderful smelling foliage will lift my spirits and make me want to cook something with it! Rosemary is also a wonderful ally for a variety of common ailments. An infusion of the dried herb will calm a migraine headache, help reduce blood pressure, or help you digest your food. It will also calm your nerves and make you feel more alert. To make an infusion, purchase dried herb and put a handful into a quart jar (canning jars work wonderfully for this). Pour boiling water over the herb and cap the jar tightly. Let sit for 4-8 hours. The longer it sits, the stronger the infusion will be. A dose is 1-2 cups per day, usually sipped slowly. You can add honey for sweetener. To sweeten your breathe, chew on a piece of fresh Rosemary. To make a natural tooth paste, grind a small amount of fresh rosemary in a coffee grinder (cleaned free of coffee!), then mix with a small amount of baking soda.

Getting Started
I want to personally welcome you to the Fubar (the first online pub: a place to meet people and hang out with your friends online.) We have many features that I would like to point out since you are new. The Fubar Bible, here is the link http://fubar.com/bible.php The TOP 6 questions are right there on top, but don’t stop there or you will miss some vital information you will need as you make your journey through “Fubar” These will be handy to have, so keep them at your finger tips. Next look at the Points section in your Fubar Bible, Here is where you will learn some ideas how to gain points and move up levels, which will unlock some features http://fubar.com/bible.php#cherrypoints, Levels and Features that are unlocked, http://fubar.com/bible.php#levels Here is a good time to mention that there are some things that should not be placed in the public areas. NSFW (Not Safe For Work,) items, http://fubar.com/bible.php#nsfw . These are things if you worked

Troubles With My Pc.....
JUST WANTED TO SAY THANKYOU TO ALL THE FRIENDS THAT HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME WHILE I HAD A BIT OF TROUBLES WITH MY PC...... HOPE EVERYONE HAS BEEN DOING GREAT....... Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

Depession Food
ya know i've ate alot of things when i tumbled into my bouts of depression but i gotta say i found a new sifull delectable that i just may get hooked on...and no its not sex or giving head....(to late for that...lol).... its starbucks java chip ice cream. chunks of chocolate mixed into a coffee icecream thats purrrrrrrrringly good...for me though i add cherries, nuts, caramel sause, and a lot of whip cream. ya know this would be great to eat of a guy ...if he could take the cold....lol so what ya'll think?

Blah
well here it goes im bored nothing to do but sit here and type away, id like to know what u think about me and plz leave me a comment on what u think chat to me get to know me and be friends with me and see what i am all about lol, i know im such a weirdo lol NOT, ud like to think so lol, but no, what can i say just blah blah blah,lol this is what one does when there is nothing to do lol just sit here and take to ya all, and see who has something to say lol well all u boyz and girlz come leave a comment and let me chat to u lol, yes i must be really bored to do this but i talk to all who talk to me luvs to ya all P.S. say what ya want and ill get back to ya when i can

In Time
"In Time" my loving touch my warm embrace my fingers tips run along you face ur soft lips ur hand around my hips ur beating heart ull fall in love from the start the sparkle in ur eyes that look that keeps u mesmerized ur beating heart upon my chest my love will always be the best u will never meet another like me this in time u will truly see, ive got a big heart and so much love to give, this u will feel as long as i live i know u will fall in love then u will thank the heavens up above everyday i will make u smile, together we will walk that everlasting mile all i ask for is patience and understanding, this love i have to give i promise will be outstanding if you see my point of view this love u will feel will be one u never knew give me the chance to be your everything give me the chance to make your heart sing i am very unique in time u will see every day i will let u know what u mean to me if given this chance to make u mi

Update
Hey guys I figured Id give you an update on how things are going. Ive been doing pretty good just getting used to the fact that Grandma Jane isnt here anymore with us physically. I heard the song I can Only Imagine on the radio the other day and started to cry because I automatically pictured Grandma Jane meeting Jesus in Heaven. Mom rushed the other morning thinking she had to go and take care of Grandma Jane and My sis got up early thinking she had to take her to her doctors appointment, its still going to take time for all of us to realize thats shes with her new family now. Its going to be tough for a while but I know we will get through it. Im basically just working at Labinal still and am enjoying it for the most part. Im still going to Crossroads Baptist Church here in Pryor and having been in a few weeks with stuff going on but Im going this Sunday I need to be fed spiritually and I miss the worship as well. Im now working out and have a membership through my company with the r

Bot Old List~ Page 3 Of 3
Best Of British To find out more about the group then please click here to go to the blog :D You are to rate, fan and add everyone on pages 1 and 2 first then move on to this page :D 201 dickie *Brits Of Tour*@ fubar 202 sexy_babi"brits on tour"@ fubar 203 Yorkshire.B.O.T@ fubar 204 tishtish * brits on tour *@ fubar 205 Col (Brit Bomber Family)###Brits On Tour###@ fubar 206 Garyscot (Brits On Tour)@ fubar 207 maz1983 Brits on tour@ fubar 208 toreadorpete*flirty*B.O.T.@ fubar 209 andys1815 B.O.T

Plantain - The Bandaid Plant:
In my reading, it was often referred to as “the Band-aid plant.” I was first introduced to it as a medicine through a wonderful article I found on the internet about the author getting stung by a bee and how she quickly found this plant growing nearby, chewed it up and applied it to the sting, and got instant relief. How she taught her children to find the plant and apply it themselves whenever they got a sting or bug bite… This and other stories I read stirred a deep yearning in me. A yearning for the simplicity of such a way of life, the self-sufficiency of it, the rightness of it. This was near the beginning of my journey into herbalism, and I became very anxious to find this plant so I could experience it in this way too! I was totally in awe to discover shortly after that this was the very same common weed I had been playing with my whole life, practically a permanent fixture in my little piece of the world. And there it was, still right outside my door growing everywhere in my

Under The Spell .... Youre Feeling The Uncontrollable Urge To Bomb Marys Pic
Concentrate .. Stare into the Middle of the Circle . You cant go against this Uncontrollable Urge to go Bomb Mary's Pic .. You'll want to stay there and show her LOTS of luv .. You'll want to help her win the blast .. Falling deeper under the spell .. You find yourself chanting "I must Bomb Marys Pic .. I must help her win this blast".. Go to the Link .. Click the Link... Bomb her Pic .. Help her WIN ... Gooo Gooo Gooo .. You know you cant stop yourself . Youre hooked .. Ill see you there :D

Halloween Lingo...
Halloween Lingo... Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra. Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose. Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat. Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer. Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge. Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween. Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde." Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin. Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week. Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee. Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking. Skeleton: Any supermodel. Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with. Witch: See "Mother-in-Law. " Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee

What The Wife Means When She Says..
The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It’s your decision The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious The wife says: Do what you want The wife means: You’ll pay for this later The wife says: We need to talk The wife means: I need to complain The wife says: Sure… go ahead The wife means: I don’t want you to The wife says: I’n not upset The wife means: Of course I’m upset you moron The wife says: You’re … so manly The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights The wife means: I have flabby thighs. The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient The wife means: I want a new house. The wife says: I want new curtains. The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper! The wife says: I need wedding shoes. The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white. The wife says: Hang the p

No Offence To The Married Women
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way. -Henny Youngman ———————————————————- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield ———————————————————– A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. -Milton Berle ———————————————————— I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.” I asked her, “Where’s the car?” She replied,” In the lake.” -Henny Youngman ————————————————————– The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. -Henny Youngman —————————————————————– After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.” —————————————————————- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ————————————————————– I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don’t like to interrupt her.

The Rules And The Rules Of The Rules
1. Never do housework. No man ever loved a woman because the house was spotless. 2. Remember: you are known by the idiot you accompany. 3. Donft imagine you can change a man - unless hefs in diapers. 4. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 5. So many men - so many reasons not to date any of them. 6. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all there. 7. Tell him youfre not his type - you have a pulse. 8. Never let your manfs mind wander. Itfs too little to be let out alone. 9. Go for younger men. You might as well. They never mature anyway. 10. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart. 11. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 12. Women donft make fools of men. Most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 13. The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. 14. Love is bli

Warmth Of The Past...
Remember when you were younger, and your mother would always have hot chocolate or warm tea waiting for you when you came inside on a cool day??? Is amazing how that feeling carries over even when your older. I seem to comfort myself with the warmth of the memory. Ill make myself a warm cup of tea or hot chocolate to endulge myself in a past where i have no worries, except for, was i getting chichen noodle soup with that. Its a comforting feeling... and its odd how something so small makes a huge difference in your stressful life. Its always a, "pick me up." And to tell the truth, i still wish my mother would have a warm glass of hot chocolate or tea waiting for me when i go to her home on a cold crisp day. Its the beauty of everything small, everything you truly remember.

Redneck Horoscope
Redneck Horoscope OKRA Dec 22 - Jan 20 Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside. Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies! CHITLIN Jan 21 - Feb 19 Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're uncomfortable talking about just where they came from. A chitlin, however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has plenty of seasoning. When it comes to dealing with Chitlins, be very careful. Chitlins can burn and then erupt like Vesuvius, and this can make for a really terrible mess. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. Remember that when marriage time rolls around. BOLL WEEVIL Feb 20- Mar 20 You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you

What A Perfect Woman Would Say...!! Who Is The Perfect Woman Ehhhh.....
I’ll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you’ve had enough to drink? I’m bored. Let’s shave my little kitty, you big lion king! Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome! God..if I don’t get to blow you soon, I swear I’m gonna bust! I know it’s a lot tighter back there but would you please try again? You’re so sexy when you’re hungover. I’d rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping. Let’s subscribe to Hustler. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend? Say, let’s go down to the mall so you can check out women’s asses. I’ll be out painting the house. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too. Honey, our new neighbor’s daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see! I’ve decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. No, no … I’ll take the car to have the oil cha

You Overwhelimgly Likely Flunkd The Sex Ed Class, If You Think...that
A clitoris is a type of flower. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. “Spread eagle” is an extinct bird. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. A G-string is part of a fiddle. Semen is a term for sailors. Anus is a Latin term for sailors. Testicles are found on an octopus. Asphalt describes rectal problems. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish. Coitus is a musical instrument. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute. A condom is a large apartment complex. An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. An erection is when Japanese people vote. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass. Pornography is the business of making records. Genitals are people of

Best Remembered
BEST REMEMBERED BEFORE MY LIFE IS DONE MAKING MY LAST TRIP AROUND THE SUN I’D LIKE TO LEAVE A MARK ON EARTH A LITTLE MORE THEN A HEADSTONE OF MY DEATH AND BIRTH OUR LIFE HERE IS JUST FOR A WHILE BE NICE TO BE REMEMBERED WITH A SMILE SO, I SAT DOWN AND I TOOK MY INVENTORY ALL ABOUT MY LIFE’S STORY SO, I DECIDED TO RIGHT ALL MY WRONGS BETTER TO DO IT NOW THEN, WAIT TOO LONG FROM THIS MOMENT ON, TRY TO MAKE SURE TO DO WHAT’S RIGHT THEN, I CAN HAVE A CLEAR CONSCIENCE TO SLEEP AT NIGHT. I’M GOING START GIVING MORE AND TAKING LESS. TO BE A CONSTANT COMFORT TO THOSE IN DISTRESS LIKE TO HAVE PEOPLE JUDGE ME FOR THE PERSON I’M TRYING TO BE IF, I’M NOT A GOOD PERSON, THE ONE I CHEAT THE MOST IS ME. I’VE DECIDED TO HAVE A GOOD ATTITUDE THAT EVERY DAY ALIVE BE FILLED WITH GRATITUDE TO BE THANKFUL FOR MY LIFE’S TREASURES BEING WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS GIVES ME MUCH PLEASURE AND WHEN, MY TIME IS DONE, I’D LIKE MY HEADSTONE TO READ, HE WAS A GOOD MAN AND A F

Spank Her Hard Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
LETS DO IT T.M.A.F. STYLE. HELLO EVERY ONE WE HAVE SULTRY IN A CONTEST AND SHE NEED TO BE IN THE LEAD BUT WE HAVE ANOTHER FAMILIES ARE TRYING TO HELP AGAINST OUR FAMILY WE NEED TO PUT SULTRY IN A BIG LEAD FOR THEM NOT TO FOLLOW AND I KNOW WE CAN DO IT CAUSE I HAVE THE BEST PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY. LOVE Y'ALL AND LETS SHOW THEM WHAT WE CAN DO!!!! LOVE Y'ALL WILDCAT LETS DO IT T.M.A.F. STYLE.and tell her that Wild Cat sent you.... luv y'all :P:P have a marvelous day! hugs and kisses WildCat

So Heres My First Blog.
I have gotten so many request " tell me about you and what kind of things you like " that I desided to post it here. I am a simple person. There is nothing complicated about me. I like holding hands, taking walks on the strip at the beach or the mountains. I am not a jealous person, if we were a couple I wouldn't mind if you go out with your friends male or female, I have trust and expect the same, trust and communication are keys that unlock a good partnership. I am not a big fella, so if your looking for Big sorry I am not your man. I like camping, sleeping two in a one man bag, looking up at the stars next to a campfire. I personally think a woman is never more beautiful than she is when she first wakes up and looks into your eyes. I like slow dancing ( nude if the time is right ). Like I said I'm simple, theres nothing about me I won't answer if you ask, I have nothing to hide. thats all Jerry

Ways To Perserve Your Garden Sage:
Sage Honey Preserving sage in honey is a delicious and healthful way to enjoy the sage all winter long. Honey itself is highly anti-bacterial and tends to draw moisture to itself. For these properties it is considered an excellent wound remedy — raw honey applied to a wound will keep it moist and free of bacteria and speed its healing — and is also wonderful for healing many ailments of the digestive tract and sore throats. In addition, honey is an excellent source of high quality protein and carbohydrates plus many vitamins. It is an all-around health food that should be consumed regularly in small amounts. When you combine honey with an herb, the honey will draw out the water soluble vitamins of the herb (due to it's water drawing properties), and also the strongly fragrant and anti-infective volatile oils in the plant. The result is a sweet and delicious medicinal. To make sage honey start with fresh sage and a small glass container (I used a pint size canning jar, but yo

This Is Sooooo True
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-ear old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March . . ."

They're Back, They're Back!!!!
I am OH SOOOOOOO HAPPY!!! I have ALL of my stash back. I have been told that we now have a limit of 5000 in our stash, which I haven't reached yet. If anyone has heard anything about this, I'd sure appreciate you letting me know. Anyway, now that it's all returned, hope you'll take a look at what I've got. Just click the link below, and work your way back. oh...and don't forget to http://fubar.com/stashEntry.php?stashId=3026443&bl=1

Dumb Ass People
OK SO FIRST OFF I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YA RATE THIS NSFW SO DO IT AND STFU NOW TO THE ISSUE AT HAND NOW I DONT BY ANY MEANS HAVE A PROBLEM BUYING A BLAST OR HAPPY HOUR OR TICKERS OR HELL ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER BUT I SIT HERE EVERYDAY AND SEE PEOPLE (NOT JUST WOMEN) ASK FOR SOMEONE TO BUY THEM SOMETHING ON THEIR STATUS MSG OK NP BUT HERES THE THING A CERTAIN PERSON THAT WAS ON MY FRIENDS LIST ASKED ME EARLIER TO BUY THEM A TICKER OK NP I TOLD HER I WOULD BUT WOULD HAVE TO WAIT TIL I GOT HOME OK SO IM ON THE ROAD FOR THOSE THAT DONT KNOW AND WONT BE HOME TIL MONDAY NIGHT I TELL HER THIS SHE FUCKIN GEEKS OUT LIKE SOME DAMN LITTLE 12 YEAR OLD THAT DIDNT GET HER WAY LEMME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO EVERYONE THAT ASKS FOR SOMETHING ON HERE IT IS NOT ANYONE ELSES OBLIGATION TO BUY U SHIT GET A JOB AND NO IM NOT HATING ON THOSE THAT ASK BUT IF YA TOLD NO OR TO WAIT BE COOL WITH THAT AND MOVE ON NO NEED TO ACT LIKE A DAMN 12 YEAR OLD OK SORRY ILL STFU NOW BUT SO EVERYONE KNOWS I WILL STILL BUY

Ways To Piss Off A Woman!!
1. Call her by the dog's name and then deny it. 2. Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject. 3. Superglue the toilet seat in the up position. 4. Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her an evil smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones. 5. Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California. 6. Call her by your mother's name and then deny it. 7. Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her. 8. Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day. 9. Never give her a straight answer. 10. Take up yodeling and practice a lot. 11. Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery. 12. Pretend you forgot how to speak English. 13. Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.)

Nice Girls Finish Last....
Guys alway complain that nice guys finish last... thats BS they go for the B*tches and then get hurt and try to rebound on the nice ones what BS is that im tired of it! I attract rebound guys like a have sticker that says effin walk all over me, i like it! grrr no more!

Too Many People Put Off Something That Brings Them Joy!!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal fa

Weekend Happenings
Hello friends & neighbors and fellow FUBARians, lend me your ears. Well I can use some more choice body parts than ears, but that will do for nibbling. Just want to let you all know I will be scarce this weekend. I have visitors and a big "pig pickin" to go to Saturday night. Wow! That is almost like a social life! Yay me! Feel free to leave all the love you can spare. Hugs! C

I Have A Problem.
Cars you say? No! BAM! They are robots in disguise! (By the way that cop car is a Saleen S281. It’s the closest I’ll ever be to ever owning one of these cars.) Ok. So the blog is called I have a problem. Why do I have a problem you ask? Well, it's not because I own two children's toys. And I transform them from robots into fancy cars. Then back to robots. Then back to cars again. It's because the money I spent on them. These toys retail for about 11 bucks a piece. I spent 30 and 35 for them. That's right… I spent 65 dollars on toys. Why? Because these toys are no longer in production. Just lame repaints are available. And who wants a repaint? Not this discerning toy connoisseur. See if I had a girlfriend… there would a person in my life tells me 'NO. No expensive toys.' Then again… who would want to date a guy who spends so much money on expensive toys? Ah fuck, I'm doomed. -Rafael

Club Sluts
~Club Sluts~ Club hopping all around Peepin' niggaz as they bounce Ain't got nothin' on you But an std and a frown and you turn it upside down once the grey goose hits yo mouth now go rock that playaz cock cuz yo pussy is renowned! Cold cuts Big butts Clubs sluts love mean nuts! That skirt you got on you Got my balls feelin so blue And soon you'll shed a tear Cuz I'll rip your ass in two. But, shit, you always knew that your butt cheeks are man-glue And since you're an easy catch I'll pound on that jalopy snatch And then I'll say "adieu!" Cold cuts Big butts Clubs sluts love these nuts! "Oh, I can't wait 'til the WMC, house music all night looong papi!" Oh shut your trap, you bitch, I'm not your fucking "daddy"- Now go wash that dirty gap, and tuck in those muddy flaps And don't you dare sit on my lap Cuz your snapper stinks like crap! Beer guts Big butts Pussy lips they be looking like cold cuts with smut! mouth shut...dumb mu

Re: Smear Campaign Against Ron Paul Goes Into Overdrive
RE: Smear Campaign Against Ron Paul Goes Into Overdrive ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 12 Oct 2007, 15:02 Smear Campaign Against Ron Paul Goes Into Overdrive The smear campaign against Presidential candidate Ron Paul has hit an all time high with the corporate media today ludicrously declaring that the Congressman's immense worldwide popularity is all a huge con emanating from Dr Paul's own office. http://infowars.net/articles/october2007/121007Smear.htm

Puzzle Box
~Puzzle Box~ I remember when we met- The tears you wept Your salty sweat The way you smoked your cigarette your silhouette orgasmic wet. Your tourniquet of flesh and thread- The web you kept aligned and spread ~This debt...it keeps spinning in my head~ The needle pierced your fears, A mere projection of your cheers A fierce reflection of your tears, and I pierced right on through so that I could rush inside you and taste your heaven blue chaotic truth. Eloquently chaotically I wait for you with senses sprawled and my soul a gaping hole towards which I crawl in which I fall until I lay out cold and all these walls are close enough to crush my form. And even though you and I have passed and time has stopped our ticking clocks I'll wait for you Inside this box.

Bring Back The Days
Bring back the days of a carefree life with play an’ laughter, no worry or strife. Let me swing so high in the old apple tree like monkeys in a jungle screaming with glee. I want to chase chickens back into their pen, an’ ride the young heifers ‘cross our land again. Run in the sunshine, play in the field, hide in the sweet corn, eat apples—unpeeled. Rope-swing into haylofts, ride horses on roads, wade ponds by the dozens searching out toads. Play baseball in pastures— dry cow pies for bases, tie legs together in gunny-sack races. Have friends cross the meadow an’ just down the way, more joy than imagined packed into a day. Summers so hot, my skin will burn red, be a tired little kid when shooed off to bed. Swim the ditch with water snakes galore— Oh, just to catch a slithery once more. Discover new bugs, an’ catch honey bees, punch holes in a jar lid so they can breath free. Try to smoke straw out backa the barn, si

Fear
~Fear~ "Fear"…it keeps me on my toes it keeps my sharp in my flow-mentals it jump starts my fundamental lighting candles on my third eye's mantle and never leaving me dismantled. Because fear is a friend of mine We got back like flows and rhymes. And there's a fucking knot in my stomach right now- Some people choose to rip it out but it's something I can't live without. And so I pet that mother fucker like my pooch's snout And keep it here…right here…deep inside my gut As if I were pregnant with an intent to deliver a biblical blow of diabolical proportions. 10.0 on the Richter Scale, fire-balls bouncing off sky scrapers like a giant pinball machine that suddenly ran amuck breaking shit off like erratic hockey pucks while I hold a picket sign with a big "FUCK YOU DELUXE" and pretend not to give a mother fuck! Because fear is here stabbing me with sharpened spears And draining all my unborn tears...but I am not scared! I breathe it in like mountain air beca

"sweet_angel@
PLEASE GIVE ME INPUT!! COMMENT! what do you think abouta woman that passes herself off as a "SWEET_ANGEL" and is a liar cheater theif?? {Jearl} P.S. Used my computer at my house to make a date!!!! I am MFU PISSED what a MF ANGEL!! NOBODY HAS THE BALLS TO COMMENT?????????????????????

Olma
today i went to my german class early morning, and we had a lot done :) then i went to the Olma with my dad, a VERY big expo in Switzerland... it has many animals :) exposition of many different fun things (i got a liquid to clean my glasses, that works super, it even works for other kind of glasses and it should last 5 years lol yes a tiny bottle 5 years) i ate a lot of things, typical sausages, bread, drank cider and apple's wine, ate magenbrot (some kind of yummy cookie), caramel candies, tried lots of different kind of cheese, and chocolate, drank lots of different wines... and i even watched the pigs race!! :D i'll post them here and i'll add another video of the group singing typical music too, i sooo love it! and my dad bought me the Victorinox Cyber Tool :) (there is a pic in my album too) well check it andhave fun! http://www.olma-messen.ch/wDeutsch/messen/olma/01_besucher/home/homeW3DnavanchorW262410004.php

Why I Brew My Herbals For 6 Weeks
Most of my honeys, vinegars, oils, and tinctures are brewed for at least six weeks. I was taught to do it this way by Susun Weed, my first herbal teacher, but it took a while before I understood why. Other herbalists frequently suggest only a couple weeks brewing time. And I have even read many that recommend making infused oil by heating it with the herb for only a few hours before straining it and bottling it for use. So why then, when there are other less time intensive ways that many use successfully, do I continue to use the six week method? Well, it’s about aligning the subtle energy of the earth’s and the moon’s cycles with my medicines, which I have come to believe makes them more potent. The moon has a powerful effect on the cycles of Earth and her population. An obvious example is the moon’s influence on the ocean tides. It moves billions of gallons of water on the Earth’s surface by simply moving past — that seems pretty powerful to me! There is also evidence tha

Do You Have Any?
I ran across a "profile comment" that said Fetish Friday and it got me thinkin about all the different fetishes and what makes everyone different. Though some may really be beyond others imagination isn't a fetish just another way we express our selves? Some can be kinky, some may be as simple as the way you do an everyday task. Anyways... guess I'm not really makin alot of sence here but I would like to see what you all think about them and if you have any. Thanks

Robotic Sentiment
~Robotic Sentiment~ She's dead She died a morbid death that day. Her corpse severed and mangled; an example of a broken ramble. Her blood splattered on the windshield…little droplets of poetic malfunction sprayed upon her sweet cadaverous beauty. She was once a Queen. And she ruled upon her land with meek demeanor, always precious and discreet. Her voice was musical. A celestial symphony played telepathically by every angel in her realm. Her eyes guarded secrets. She created rainbows just by glancing at the blackest sky. Her eyes held volumes of excursions and undiscovered continents sprawled magically across her mind. Her thoughts were wonderful. Somehow they always filtered my robotic-like sentiments. ~ She made me human ~ In a sense, she was my rebirth. She died that day underneath a solar canvas and I didn't even have a chance to say: "Good-bye"

I'd Move Mountains
I'd Move Mountains by BlueWolf © I guess I don't say it, As often as I should Just want you to know, I'd move mountains if I could To bring us closer, Sweet passion every day To love you more and more, In every possible way My words aren't always loud, For everyone to hear Please know that just because I'm quiet, Doesn't mean I don't hold you dear In my head the oceans roar, And confusion reigns But in my heart, Love for you forever stays...........

Read All Of This
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq 15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq 16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq ... 17. T

Got Me Thinking
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger. 'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, females drive half of those cars. That's 18,000 women drivers! In any gi