Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same slogan...
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)
polo condoms - the one with a hole ( whoops )
qwick fit condoms -- cant get better than a quick fit fitter
john smiths condoms ---- ave it
American Express Traveler's Cheques Condoms - "Don't leave home without them!"
Kodak Condoms - "For the times of your life!"
Thomas' English Muffins Condoms - "Every day should start out this good!"
Maxwell House Condoms - "Good to the last drop!"
Dr. Pepper Condoms - "Just what the Dr. ordered!"
Pennzoil Condoms - "The standard of protection since 1889"
General Electric Condoms - "We bring good things to life!"
Dodge Truck Condoms - "Ram tough!" ( or "ram-bam-thank-you-ma'am" tough )
Wrigley Doublemint Gum Condoms - "Double Your Pleasure - Double Your Fun!"
Green Giant Condoms - "In the Valley of the Jolly, Ho Ho Ho!"
Avis Condoms - "We try Harder!" ( with emphasis on the word Harder! )
Prudential Condoms - "Get a piece of the rock!"
Toyota Condoms - "Oh, what a feeling!"
St. Pauli Girl Condoms - "You never forget your first girl!"
Hallmark Condoms - "What I am really giving you is part of me!"
Sunkist Citrus Condoms - "We put a big name on a little squirt!"
Arid Extra Dry Solid Condoms - "Solid protection without the white mess!"
Toys R Us Condoms - "You'll never outgrow us!"
Johnson's Baby Shampoo Condoms - "No more tears!"
All-State Condoms - "You're in good hands with "All-State condoms!"
7-Eleven Condoms - "Oh, thank heaven for "7-Eleven condoms!"
Coke Condoms - "Things go better with "Coke condoms!"
Nestea Condoms - "Take the "Nestea condom plunge!"
Lee Condoms - "Get what Fits!"
Olay Condoms - "Love the skin you're in".
Cool Mint Listerine "Flavored" Condoms - "If you think it's just for your mouth, think bigger."
Lip Lust "Flavored" Condoms - "It's what lips desire."
Kraft Velveeta Condoms - "You won't be able to wipe the "cheesy" grin off your face."
Kellogg's Rice Krispies condoms - Snap! Crackle! Pop!
Allstate condoms - You are in good hands with Allstate condoms
Mazda condoms - Zoom zoom zoom
BMW condoms - The ultimate driving machine
Crest condoms - Look ma, no cavities!
Fed Ex condoms - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight
Kit Kat condoms - Have a break. Have a Kit Kat condom
Lay's condoms - Betcha can't eat just one
Meow Mix condoms - Tastes so good cats ask for it by name
L'Oreal condoms - Because I'm worth it
Remington condoms - I liked it so much, I bought the company
Miller Lite condoms - Tastes great. Less filling
US Army condoms - Be all you can be
Visa condoms - It's everywhere you want to be
Volkswagen condoms - Drivers wanted
Yello pages condoms - Let your fingers do the walking
Freedent gum condoms - Won't stick to your gums. Freshens your breath when you chew
Chicklet gum condoms - Flavour inside, flavour outside
Alka Seltzer Condoms - Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is
Esso Condoms - Put a tiger in your tank
Irish Spring Condoms - Clean as a whistle
Clairol Condoms - Does she or doesn't she
Mennen Deodorant Condoms - Just like you, it never quits
