17yearshere's blog: "random"

To contact me, jump on the next space shuttle and hitch a ride with the jetsons to a place called "Taxco 9" Here, you'll meet a guy named Faberuberwagen McSloogenlahgen, and ask him if he can drive you a place called "Adam's Villa". from there , you'll hich a ride on a sapcebus to my home planet "Liquid Density Measurement" and look fore the biggest castle on the planet made out of guranium, and knock on the door that says "For B's only". A guy named Tommy will greet you and he will try to kill you. Just say that he left the faucet on in the bathroom and he will run like hell to go turn it off. Finally, you'll see my personal butler named sean, and he will give you a piggy-back ride to my Super secret Uber Lair. And then I pull a lever and you fall into another dimension of eternal pain and suffering for all eternity. Have Fun!!!