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They Were Just Hanging Out
Havent Been On Alot Lately Due To Surgery!
Sorry to all my friends and fans and family members out there! Im not ignoring you all or neglecting you! I recently as in Friday August 31 under went and unexpected or actually rather more quickly schedule than expected hysterectomy. I came home on the second which was a Sunday and Im doing good still lots of pain. But Im doing good! Its been exactly one week to day since I had it and every one keeps telling me that Im pushing it because Im back up on my feet and runnin here and there as i usually did picking up my god daughter and playing with her like nothing happened. Though I am very much feeling it to day and kind of regreting it. I guess its relaxation tomorow like my hubby has asked me kindly to do since I came home from the hospital on Sunday (the 2nd). So far he hasnt made me and keeps telling me he dont want to have to make me cause he know im not one to sit still but he will if he has to...LOL He will to! Thats why I love him he takes care of me he was there throu
Death 2
I am monchromatic in the moonlight Softly I sleep This feels like death.
Just Rambling
Soooo.. to let those of you know .. who i rarely get to talk to.. I've started school.. So far, i like it.. different.. kinda of out of my "zone" .. but it's a good thing. I'll grow more within myself.. I'm taking intro to psychology.. English anddd 1st response.. All classes need full attention.. which is gonna be complicated.. but its not anything i can't handle. I start working monday. fun fun. Only more stuff to add onto the list. Ohhh the joys of being an adult.. pfft, i wanna be a teen again.. lol. A lot has been going on. A lot has been changing.. and in such a short time, my life has completely changed.. from what it was 6 months ago. I lost an old HS friend today, i'm not really sure what happened.. but it kinda hit me unexpectidly.. Kinda makes you open your eyes when stuff like that happens, huh? You never realize how delicate your life is.. How delicate everyones life is.. Over the years, ive realized some stuff. One of them being, you can't change the world, y
Death 1
There is no sunlight in this quick world The hourglass ticks my life away I am dead Now I drive the sand.
What I Think
Something has been eating at me for awhile now and i think it is about time to get it out. It would appear that there may be a few people among us that think they know everything about me, both the good qualities and the bad ones but today i think we will focus on the bad as it is not the good that is up for debate. Most of you are aware that a few months ago i had the honor of being a guest at a facility that deals strictly with problems of the mind. I am not in the least bit ashamed of this as a matter of fact i think it is the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was only there for a week, just seven days yet when i got home i felt like a changed person. all of the demons that had been hidden for years were now making their way to the surface to be dealt with. i wont say i was cured, i probably never will be. but at least i had a clear idea of what i needed to do. i guess i though that others could easily see the new, changed, and ready to fight me. it has come to my
It's Sunhine In Curls Of Black I'm Banking On
you had me then you have me now. and while ten cents is hardly the total of the toll this has taken on me, i can't afford to break myself again. it's an empty pocket feeling that has me writing out this as if it's a balance I can keep, but i can't. and as much as I wish I could be accountable, I know how easily i branch out so i withdraw.
Elieve It Or Not Im In Yet Another Contest Lol Come And Help Me On This One I Might Get A Porcha Haha
7372 To Being A Fu-gee
Hey could we please get a little help here on boosting this lovely fubarian to her next level? She's 7372 to being a Fu-gee so please go and give her some love Happy Country Girl @ fubar
There Is A Chance I Could Be Violent...
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.Could You Be Violent?
Women Beware......
this is a repost for's one thing to rip a picture, but it's a whole 'nother issue to actually post the pictures on another website...To all the ladies on my list..I would check to see if you're on this guys angelfire page..sick fuck.. - Sporks The man mentioned below has one of my pics as well but not an nsfw thank god. The website link I'm about to paste is the one where he has all the girls photos. WARNING!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE NUDITY OR SEXUAL CONTENT DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!!! He may have your pics *Kimmy*
Yup, It's A Comin'!!!
YUP, IT'S A COMIN'!!! Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana, while awaiting their respective flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East. Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes. Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few." The Muslim student raises an ey
Recent Mumm I Read
Why in the world would someone want to mumm about haveing sex with a family member. Joke or not, that is fucked up. Some people are just to stupid for words and staight up sick.
Not In Her Storm
Not In Her Storm by Sauni I see the clouds rolling in and oh how it looks like rain And it is always I fight for the welcome change When it rains it pours on this heart of mine So, I take the storms I feel to her each time. But I know she has lived under her own pouring rain Yet under her water her heart still doesn't change She can walk away from what hangs overhead And, not in her storm, are words left unsaid. Not in her storm have I ever felt alone Her storm ends, so I, may find my way home It's for me that she pushes away her own rain So, that I may find comfort in calling her name. She lives in this world for the sake of another's heart God, how she eases the miles when worlds apart And she never wanders when your world falls through Not ever in her storm would she do this to you. She has wings that I know not only I can see Cause only an angel could find strength to carry me It's the way that the eyes can surely view How her heart's written so clear
Salute Contest
Can I get a lil help from my friends? I'm in a contest to win a VIP or 7 day blast!! The person with the most comments wins. Check my bulletin or click on the link below for more details!! I appreciate any help you are willing to give. Love ya!! :-)
My Horoscope
Something big gives way today -- finally -- and lets you move on with your life. It feels great, even if it's a bit radical and you'll probably need to explain yourself a few times with a big grin on your face. i wonder what THIS could mean ??????? it sounds good
Tossing In The Towel
How do you know when youve done all you can towards a goal but realize its not going to be reached? When is the right time to toss in the preverbal towel? Dont think that when something appears imposable that its not worth the try, to me imposable is a degree of difficulty. Sometimes shear audacity makes the day, He who dares, wins. And sometimes no mater how hard you drive, sweat, struggle, or cry in pain, its simply not enough or it was never in the cards. I did a race once in Michigan called SKARE. My race partner, Jim and I lead that race for about 13 hours and the feeling was nothing short of magic. How we lost the lead and eventually had to drop out is a story worth telling. The first leg of the race was a land navigation section half on foot, the second half on mountain bike. As per my standard practice of crossing the starting line last we watched as the race field slowly dissipated into the cedar forest of the upper peninsula of Michigan. Jim and I were movin
What The Heck
someone has reported my 80's battle of the bands as ot NSFW...I can't even continue the battle...cause my mumms have been censored for some me that is low-life person that can't handle responses...if they are man, be a man deal with it yourself.....if your are woman...send me a message first and figure out only if you see necessarily....people that report as NSFW and don't know the kill shit like this...I respond on my own accordance and say what I want to say....if you can't respond back and do the NSFW way are the pussy
Man I Love The Small Bus
118 Riders Please Repost Bullitens at least once, Not required but it helps get more people on for the PaRtY Come Jump on Jokers Wild's Small Bus where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor. Unlike Trains and planes this IS A 100% Free Ride. NO RATING REQUIRED NO FANNING REQUIRED NO ADDING REQUIRED NO NEED TO BUY ANYTHING FOR THE DRIVERS You Rate, Add, Comment who you want to and IF you want to THIS BUS RIDE IS ABSOLUTLEY 100% FREE When The Bus is full we will add a second one and another one until we have a small bus convoy ! LOL Note: I will be updating once a day riders on the small bus send a FUBAR E-Mail message and I will get you added on the next bus out Remember Just because you rate someone on this bus is no requirement that they rate you back, This is to see people that may have the same in common with you. There are plenty of Pay Trains if you want points. See the reason behind the Small Bus in my video blog Titled The Small
Called I Don't Give A Fuck
silent... Remorseful words spoke in a soften tone. Ever so slightly push into the background of life. Forgotten by most remember by none. Laid awake for days mind racing in distress. The success resulting in failure, pity, misjudgment, and lack of knowledge. Knowing myself for what I'm worth, worth no more then your mistake. Was it the love of success or the hatred within yourself. The unfulfilling desire of trying to become something extreme. Just beyond your grasp perhaps, or just beyond mine. Took you for what you were worth, worth more then life itself. Now that you've destroyed mine I am but yours to hold. Do with what you wish I have not an emotion to show, only silent fears and withheld tears
Please Pray For These Soldiers In Iraq!!!
This Is A REPOST For A Friend. I Posted Her Link Below - Plz Read This & Keep All Of Our Men & Women In Your Prayers.... "Please pray for my son, Denton who is a soldier in the U.s. Army serving in Iraq, his unit got hit 3 days ago on patrol & there were casualities. He is physically alright but his mental state at this time is compromised, he does not have a clear head, and a distracted soldier is a dead soldier. Pray for the souls we lost, & pray this damn war is over soon so we don't lose anymore of our of our Heroes. Thank You Pockets ~ I'm on Jokers Wild's small bus~ b 2, r 6, Come join the FUN! Plz turn up the A/C,@ fubar
What's Your Hobby
what's your hobby
I am leaving for Kentucky back Thursday evening...I don't even know why I am blogging this..not like anyone reads my shit anyway.
The Greatest Day So Far Hopefully More Will Happen Tonight!
monday i might have a job, lets hope! i'm just in a great mood! even though i am coming down with a cold :( i was going to call someone but she's sick and i want her to get all the rest she can :) btw whats going on on smackdown? lol! um.....zacky gives his love, hes sick and is almost done while like i said am coming down with a cold it sucks! well at least i have stuff to think about, and a LOT has gone through my mind lately. good things nothing bad :) well everyone have a good night! PEACE Brian aka Trippee
Quick Chicken Marengo
A quick chicken Marengo recipe, made with prepared spaghetti sauce, chicken pieces, small white onions, and mushrooms. Serve chicken Marengo with spaghetti or your favorite cooked pasta. INGREDIENTS: * 2 1/2 to 3 pounds chicken pieces * 3 tablespoons olive oil * 24 ounces spaghetti sauce * 1 can (4 ounces) mushrooms, drained * 1 cup frozen small white onions, cooked, or use 1 can (8 ounces) boiled small white onions, drained PREPARATION: Wash chicken pieces and pat dry. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Heat oil in a heavy skillet over medium high heat, or to about 350 in an electric frying pan. Add chicken pieces; brown well on both sides.Place chicken pieces in a 9x13x2-inch baking dish. Pour spaghetti sauce over the chicken. Cover dish with foil; bake at 375 for 45 minutes. Add mushrooms and onions to the casserole; continue baking, uncovered, for 20 minutes longer. Serve with cooked spaghetti or other pasta. Serves 4.
What Ya Do For Fun
what ya do for fun
Walnut Chicken Breasts
Chicken breasts baked in foil packets with a bread crumb and walnut dressing mixture. INGREDIENTS: * 4 boneless chicken breast halves * lemon juice * 6 tablespoons melted butter * 3 cups bread crumbs, toasted * 1/3 cup finely chopped onion * 1/2 cup chopped celery * 2 teaspoons parsley flakes * 3/4 cup chopped walnuts * 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt * seasoned salt and pepper PREPARATION: Mix together bread crumbs, half of the melted butter, onion, celery, parsley, walnuts, 1/2 teaspoon seasoned salt, and enough water to moisten. Lay out 4 squares of aluminum foil, double thickness, and butter generously.Make a mound of stuffing on each buttered square of foil then place on baking sheet. Brush both sides of the chicken with lemon juice then with the remaining butter. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. Fold foil up over the chicken to make individual package. Bake at 350 for 40 minutes. Open packages to expose chicken and bake 15 min
Another Place....
I'm right here always here for you I long for you day dream about you fantasize about you I can feel your hands on me as if you were here next to me Remembering when we met A time I can never forget The drive I had before me Couldn't wait for our first date All the heated conversations we had The desire to be with you To kiss you hold you,run my tongue up and down your incredible body pull you in and feel you thrust hard against my body Couldn't drive fast enough wishing I had taken a flight All the anticipation it all paid off Our eyes met Not wanting to wait hurrying through our dinner date The pleasure you gave me The love you made to me The sensations I felt You took me to a place I have never been A place of desire and passion full of sweat dripping from our bodies We couldn't get enough of each other trying so desperately to please one another my body aching to feel as one together There was so much passion between us So much lust So much want Such a need to feel your body
Im Leaving
well i got a phone call today and i have too leave for fort jackson sc again...ill be gone for 3 months or soo but ill be back....hope all my fiends think about me and ty for bein a friend
I Am Sorry...
I know I have left a lot to be desired in the friendship department and it has not been intentional I assure you.. Just a multitude of things have been going on. Seems like everything has been one big stress bubble and I don't like it. I know I am not the only one and some have it worse, but for me, other than being unhappily married, things were going fairly decent and I was able to be a little more positive, now, it seems like I feel sick, having headaches, tired, can't sleep, or something that adds to it and therefore, it appears that I am not appreciative when you stop by to comment or say hi. I really am and again, sorry I have not done the same in return. Hopefully it won't be like this much longer. I will be working tomorrow night so I won't be on much as I will need to get some rest beforehand and then Sunday, the Titans will start their season, so hopefully something good will come from the weekend. Anyway, I just wanted to apologize and let you know what was goin
Will She???
I wonder why I write sometimes. To be honest, it can't be for the joy of it, because my fingers and hands cramp when I do. Maybe it is for the cartharsis. I would like to think that my putting to electronic pages my experiences and my pains will help someone one day. I don't know if it will or won't, but you know, it can't hurt. I listened to NPR the other day. They had on a special about breakups. This young woman wrote to Phil Collins to help her write a song about the topic. He responded and gave her phone time. It was funny that I felt such a special kinshop with this heartbroken woman. I guess that we are in the same club: the lost and unwanted, so naturally I felt a connection. Why not us? Why someone else? Why so damn quickly? She talked about the gut-wrenching agony and the isolation that only lost love can bring. Hers was a familiar tale of deep love and commitment only to find it unrequited. Followed up by an unexpected breakup. Even though she went through this c
Come On Guyslets Help A Hottie Out
Love 1
Is there someone out there that can truly love all of you.... do you really love all of your lover? The light or heavey snoring in the night... the nibbling on the lip when they are concentrating or concerned... the procrastination of housework.... the obsession with sporting events... To me even the little things that are obnoxious are worth finding joy in... The aggrevating way he calls a million times throught the day... the almost OCD way he likes to recycle... the way she leaves the toothpaste open... how she takes the kids to the park instead of picking up your dry cleaning... how he loses his patience and has to walk away from the kids for a minute to regain his composure, so he takes a breathe before helping with that math homework again... they way she gets all weepy when you're away and call, she misses you more than you'll ever know... So many forget to enjoy the little things that annoy as well as the good things that we love... if you're going to love and enjoy someone.
Mummers Suck Ass
I hate mumm folk, so if you are a mummer, this blog is completely for blasting you fuckers. I was making some mumms the other day asking silly questions because I was in a funny mood and I needed points.. yes I was being a point whore, I just wanted to level up so I can add new pictures of my black hair.. anyways, one mummer was very very very rude to me in a comment, i dont mind mean mumms and people calling me names, i was finding it quite funny, but he went too far, so I added a comment and it offended the mumm folk i guess because my mumm was deleted and now I cant make anymore mumms. WTF!? I see worse comments left on mumms then what I left. They are a bunch of crying bitchy babies. Dont get me wrong, some days i love just reading mumms, rating them and leaving my own comments, but damn... come on.. anyways, thanks again for letting me rant and rave, ill shut up now and go back to drinking. XOXOXO *flashes bewbies*
Love doesn't end up with a happy ending... Sometimes it ends up with conclusion... But even though it ends up with bitterness and full of heartaches... We always want to repeat it again... Love is pathetic, naive, full of sorrows... Lots of patience... millions of understandings... ...overflowing with pain... It makes life miserable, makes life sucks! LoVe ruins our life... But I guess... A life without LOVE is not LIFE afterall... right?
All You Need To Know About A Salute....
Q)What is a FUBAR Salute? A) A candid photo of yourself proving to the world that you're the real person behind your FUBAR profile. How To make One.... Your face should be clearly visible, along with a clear HAND WRITTEN sign with the following three things: Your SCREEN NAME. (The Nickname you are using) Your Member ID number. (Which is located in the end of your URL address If you have already customized it you can find it in multiple areas such as address bar, next to your main photo on home page if you have power, click "MY INFO" and in top right corner if you are on original or ask a friend or Bouncer.) And the words: or FUBAR written some where on your sign. If you would like the following will be accepted as a Salute: You may wear your FUBAR T-shirt or Tank Top, and show your Home Page, which has to be clearly visible and legible or it will not be accepted. Salute NO,NO's.... Photoshopped of any type, print
My So Called Life, So Far
Well it's about damn time, I'M A WORKING GIRL NOW! I finally found a freakin job, not my cup-o-tea, but it's a hell of a lot easier to find a job with a job than no job. so Ill stick with it till then.. OH and IM GOING TO CANCUN! WOOT! I just booked my trip and everything.. Im staying my ass on the BEACH the whole fucking time and drinking the UNLIMITED Margaritas! Im so excited! unfortunatley Jimmie isnt able to be my wedding date as we wanted, his check are still being screwed with. but oh well, no I have a passport and ill be able to go anywhere for longer. I've never been out of the country, and NO i dont count growing up in HAWAI'I as being out of the country.. ITS A FRIGGEN STATE DAMNIT! okay so no I'm at Ericas house, Miss Morbid in my family, and drinking cause its FRIDAY. I cant drink too much because I have a bachelorette party to go to tomorrow. just thought I would catch all of you up for those who take their time to read up on me, and I LOVE YOU FOR IT! THANKS!
My Friends Rock!!!
9000 To Level
My Birthday!!!
I had one yesterday :). I posted a buncha new pics from then. Show the luv and thank you all so much for the birthday luv. MUAH-ap
I Yearn
Is it you that I dream of So real as the touch of your hands on my hips I feel the breath of your beautiful mouth As you whisper sweet nothings Crystal eyes as the heavens, a soul , a perfect match Such a desire is more than I've bargained for For you release the buried passion within my groins, my core Waiting for years to feel you completely Filling my soul with yours I yearn , only to be awaken From a dream that brings no relief But only to have me wanting, needing you more I yearn.
My Ditto
For My Ditto by BlueWolf I always thought there'd be tomorrow To catch up on lost time I always thought there'd be tomorrow To tell you I'm so glad you're mine Then out of the blue it just happened And I never thought it would Tomorrow never happened And you were gone for good So much I wanted to tell you I just never got the chance So many words left unspoken Things didn't workout the way I planned I wonder if you were happy Did I give you all you want I would have treated you better If I'd known that you'd be gone I loved you oh so much Did you know it all along Or did you feel neglected Did you feel you don't belong I want to say I love you Although now it's too late I'd give anything to have you back But we just can't change fate I regret all our time apart And all the love I never showed Things would have been so different If I had only known..................
True Love
I have always wonder what true love was. Till I meet you. Then I found out what it is and what it feels like. I love this feeling. It makes me happy. Its like a drug I cant get enough of it. I cant get enough of you. But yet I hold this feeling in. I am afrade to tell you how I really feel. I am afrade to get a broken heart. I dont want to get hurt. But I deside to take that chance. I tell you how I feel. I tell you I love you. And then you tell me you love me to and want to ne with me forever. wow didnt see that one comeing..
14,890 To Level
Creatiing A New Account
just to give everyone a heads up. im going to be creating a new account. my current account has been running into too many errors. let me know if you want the link to the new one. ask via private message and ill send the link in your shoutbox. easy enough.
My Interviews
Yesterdays interview didn't go so well I guess I was to honest about looking for a full time job or another part time job to compensate for part time hours. So I never heard back from them. However, todays interview I'm quite optimistic about. It was a 45 minute interview and the gal in charge of human relations I use to work with about 6 years ago and she really likes me. The two ladies that interviewed me thanked me for being a "fun" interview and pretty much told me that all they needed to do was run everything across there boss and they'd be calling me in the AM. The only downfall is it's graveyard and i've never done graves so it's gonna be a huge adjustment for me. UGH. Moneys money and I need all I can get to get back on my feet. So cross your fingers or say a prayer that their boss likes what he hears about me. Love ya all
Quotes Of The Day.
"By Hurting Others, You are Hurting The Ones Closest To You." "For Every Action There Is A Reaction" last but not least... "Any Man Can Wreek Revenge, A Real Man Can Forgive and Forget, And Get Over It." I've heard the saying there is plenty of fish in the sea, which makes me think of the old saying from home. "why go for the fish when you can score a shark" meaning fuck the fish, get something better.
A Thanks
thank u to all my friends and family i love u all
Thank You (sic) Congress
Subject: $4 Billion Beverly Hills Earmark POTOMAC WATCH Rambo's View Dianne Feinstein's $4 billion earmark for Beverly Hills comes at the expense of America's veterans. BY KIMBERLEY A. STRASSEL Friday, September 7, 2007 12:01 a.m. EDT Move over Bridge to Nowhere. Congress is back in town, and clearly back to business even uglier than usual. It takes hard work to come up with an earmark more egregious than that infamous Alaskan bridge, but California's Dianne Feinstein is an industrious gal. Her latest pork--let's call it Rambo's View--deserves to be the poster child for everything wrong with today's greedy earmark process. The senator's $4 billion handout (yes, you read that right) to wealthy West L.A. (yes, you read that right, too) is the ultimate example of how powerful members use earmarks to put their own parochial interests above national ones--in this case the needs of veterans. It's a case study in how Congress uses the appropriations process to substitute
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Board And Lonely
~~america~~not The Same Country~~
Presidential Mistake (some food for thought) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FROM A KOREAN CONFLICT BOMBER PILOT...BUSH'S MISTAKE: President Bush did make a bad mistake in the war on terrorism. But the mistake was not his decision to go to war in Iraq. Bush's mistake came in his belief that this country is the same one his father fought for in WWII. It is not. Back then, they had just come out of a vicious depression. The country was steeled by the hardship of that depression. But they still believed fervently in this country. They knew that the people had elected their leaders, so it was the people's duty to back those leaders. Therefore, when the war broke out the people came together, rallied behind, and stuck with their leaders, whether they had voted for them or not or whether the war was going badly or not. And, war was just as distasteful and the anguish just as great then as it is today. O
9-7-07 38th Entry
Well I met my new doctor yesterday (9-6) and she is so friendly and she spent a good bit of time listening to me explain what all is going on and what I need her to do! I was very impressed. Professional too but not to the point of intimdating. More along the lines of "I know my job, you know you, lets work together" type thing is how I feel. Granted, she may prove me wrong (*says that would be a first lol) but hey, she listened! And listened. And listened lmao. I felt rather bad for her lol. By the end of the visit, she did have a slightly overwhelmed look about her lmao. I appologized cause I did feel bad springing so much on her at first visit. But there was nothing else I could do. So here"s the run down as best I can in shortness (yea yea yea, I know, ME and writing short doesn"t go together lol, I can"t help it lol). Anywhoo. Work situation..... Work approached me a couple weeks ago and suggested I see about going on short term disability. In a nut s
My Birthday Stats
Birthday Calculator 3 July 1972 Your date of conception was on or about 11 October 1971 which was a Monday. You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Cancer. Your Life path number is 11. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 6. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2441501.5. The golden number for 1972 is 16. The epact number for 1972 is 14. The year 1972 was a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/15/1972 and ending 2/2/1973. You were born in the Chinese year of the Rat. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Woodpecker; your plant is Wild Rose. You were born in the Egyptian month of Paopy, the second month of the season of Poret (Emergen
Makes You Wonder... Book says Souter almost left court Justice David Souter contemplated resigning from the Supreme Court because he was so upset by the decision that sealed the 2000 presidential election for George W. Bush, a new book says. Souter, one of the four dissenting justices in the case, believed his five colleagues in the majority acted in a "crudely partisan" manner in siding with Bush to shut down the recount of votes in Florida in December 2000, author Jeffrey Toobin writes in "The Nine, Inside the Secret World of the Supreme Court." A day after the decision in Bush v. Gore, Vice President Al Gore formally conceded the election. "Souter seriously considered resigning. For many months, it was not at all clear whether he would remain as a justice," Toobin writes. "At the urging of a handful of close friends, he decided to stay on, but his attitude toward the court was never the same. There were times when Davi
Poppa Bears Half Price Train 9:00 Pst 6th Stop Upate
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"...thought You Might Want To See This."
No. No, I do not want to see whatever the fuck you think I may be interested in. Trust me. Have any of you been recently deluged by people on your "friends" list sending you e-mail that has the subject line heading " thought you might be interested in seeing this."? Then you click the link, and it's either a member (skanky...always skanky), or a bulletin, or some such shit. I click "Block this sender", which I don't want to do to my "friends", but it's OK...there's no block, they keep sending me this shit. It's predominantly been within the last this a new Fubar feature...? Mass SPAM? That's just what this fucking place needs, right? Well, here's my solution...since the "Block Sender" feature on my mailbox doesn't seem to work, I'll be removing from my Friends list anyone who sends me this crap. Starting now. Think you know me well enough to send me something I'd be interested in...? I doubt you do, so here's a list: Female Hot Nude Shave
The crystal clear blue waters of the mediterranean break upon the eastern shoreline during another cloudless day of cappuccinos and amore while the local vendors close their market booths and leave content from a grueling day of haggling prices. In a dimly lit alley you can see the children take to sport, playing the vastly adored national fan favorite game of "Futball" with anything they might be able to use as a ball whether it be a softball, tin can, rock, or if they are extremely lucky an actual tattered soccer ball that they carried away from some dump site. A typical day from a past memory that I choose to never forget or let linger to long for chance of a sorrowful tear that may travel down my cheek The aroma of a local cafe brewing its morning espresso brings back thoughts of an easier time when you did not have to watch every step your child makes in dread that someone will cause them harm, where I can not recall a single racist remark or fear of walking down the wrong st
To All Bombing Families And Friends
~~opinions By Ted Nugent~~
By Ted Nugent, Texas Wildman Sunday, August 26, 2007 I admit right up front - I didn't graduate from college. I was too busy learning stuff, traveling the world, creating a firestorm of rock-'n'-roll R&B and seeing the way things are. I fancy myself a human sponge for information, facts, data, wisdom and truth. I am convinced that quality of life comes as a direct result of learning good over bad, smart over stupid, responsible over irresponsible, and the making of pragmatic decisions based on evidence to that effect. Bottom line is, I am a rather humble guy, not cocky enough to pontificate on my "opinions," but rather examine information, cross-reference all that I can dig up and draw conclusions based on corroborating empirical evidence. For example, I'm not foolish enough to play with fire, use tobacco, drink and drive, eat garbage like a pig, point guns at anything I'm not willing to destroy, commit crimes or play around with meth or crack. I not onl
Dreaming Of You
I Dream of You In the stillness of the night Your arms are the wind Holding me Tight Whispering softly Calling my name It's your voice i hear again and again My heart is full.yet empty to Because the one thing I want and can't have Is you!!!!!
Grandma Just Passed Away!
Salute Pics
just in case anybody is wondering.... i took my 5 approved salute pics down because ive decided... i dont wanna be a **ROCKSTAR** or a ~HenchMan~ or even a *fu~king godfather* ive gone as far as i wanna i did re~upload them so people can see im real {{just in case theres any question}} and feel free to continue checkin out my stuff n rating and COMMENTING ill do the same when dial up dont hate me,lol i still need the fubucks to buy drinks,lol and dont forget to stop by n say hi once ina while or you may just end up deleted,lol ***HAVE AN AWESOME NIGHT!!!*** ~nnc~
~~homeland Security~~
"Ask the American Indians what happens when you don't control immigration."
Need A Man
i would like a new man if ya true hit me up no booty calls plz only real men
I Need A New Man
if ya l and not bout da booty call holla at ya girl lol i know this crazy but im just that crazy
Welcome To Florida
You Know Your From Florida When: **Everyone has a different accent. **You can hear mosquitoes coming from a mile away **It hits below 70; Your freezing **Golf Courses are placed every 100 yards **You actually see someone from last nights episode of Americas Most Wanted. **Youve been permanetly blinded by fat men in speedos **Hurricane warnings are almost always ignored and to you mean PARTY TIME **Finding a Gator in your pool is nothing unusual **There are only 2 seasons.. Hot and Hotter **Your more scared of the freaks down the street than gators **Speaking of Gators, One once walked through your neighbrohood. **You have accidently stepped on a palmetto bug barefooted in the middle of the night..and only you know what they smell like when they are sqwashed. **Youre officially sick of Disney **You own atleast 5 pairs of flip-flops **You know someone who has been struck by lightning **You laugh when someone attempts to make a TRUE Key L
I walk into the room...and there you are..staring at me..your eyes are intense, knowing. I walk towards you and you hold out your take me into your arms, and kiss me...hard and with passion. You pull me close, and I feel your erection against my body. You lead me away from all the people, and into your room...Your lips are soft against my skin, you kiss my neck...and I wake up. It is very frustrating when you know you are getting to something good...and well it stops...hopefully you will come back to me tonite.... Hugs and kisses, Kitty
Why Parents Drink
A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom,: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.We'll be gr
Kiss Me
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O Rly?
So I sit here on Fubar most times I am online and not doing anything else, so I get a lot of shouts. Why? WHY do women do that? I swear, just because I have a dick (and pics to prove so) do they think I'm gonna easily respond to a simple shout like that? Yes, I am a perv. Yes I love women. Yes I love them naked. NO, I'm not gonna send you a shout that says "U R SO HAWT! I'd like to think I am more original and creative than that. Besides, the hottest women have brains. You can't challenge my mind, then you sure the hell can't challenge my dick. And nothing says I want you to. The women I talk to on her (you know who you are and why I do) are pretty kick ass. Thank you for making Fubar at worthwhile. Now I am gonna say this once. I KNOW I am damn good looking. I KNOW my dick isn't small. I KNOW that I am more intelligent than 90% of the guys who Shout random capital letters. (well that last one you can send me shouts about) You can comment whatever you wan
Me Singing - Bash Away, Lol
I made this little video for my baby and just thought I would share with you how nuts I am...Dang I sure am putting myself out here...bash away, it's all for fun anyway (I surely know I can't make any money at this!)
Tears Of The Night
i have never been so close to tears over nothing. tonight, i went to a tampa bay devil rays vs. toronto blue jays baseball game. someone set up something special. they told me welcome home and thank you for serving, in front of the ENTIRE baseball stadium, EVERYONE stood up and was clapping, i had several people shake my hand, and more just say thank you to me was so made me almost cry, to think that people can support such a great thing, it makes me just think about crying. thank you guys for listening to me!!1
Hey everyone!! Well once again ill be working all weekend! Wish me sleep tonight! Ive been packing up my house since i got off @ 3 this afternoon.. We move into our home tomorrow! Ive yet to get my net transfered over to the house so it will be awhile until im able to play on here!! Ive me a week or so to get situated in my new place!! I'll post pictures later on.. I'm so excited... More excited that everyone but my self is moving my household goods! haha!~ ill be at work.. Anyways! Leave me love while I'm away! Ill try to get back to yawl when i can... TIGHT HUGS AND WET KISSES!!!
New On Here
hey hows everyone i'm fine i'm new looking for friends have a nice day
Photoshoot Anyone?
I am working on building my portfolio as a photographer so if anyone out there is interested in setting up a shoot with me let me know.
~an Ode To America~
We rarely get a chance to see another country's editorial about the USA. And right now we sure do need to hear some kind words about the USA!!!! Read this excerpt from a Romanian Newspaper. The article was written by Mr. Cornel Nistorescu and published under the title "C"ntarea Americii, meaning "Ode To America") in the Romanian newspaper Evenimentulzilei "The Daily Event" or "News of the Day" ~An Ode to America~ Why are Americans so united? They would not resemble one another even if you painted them all one color! They speak all the languages of the world and form an astonishing mixture of civilizations and religious beliefs. Still, the American tragedy turned three hundred million people into a hand put on the heart. Nobody rushed to accuse the White House, the Army, or the Secret Service that they are only a bunch of losers. Nobody rushed to empty their bank accounts. Nobody rushed out onto the streets nearby to gape about. Instead the Americans volunteered
Cupid Shuffle~cupid Wootwoot Go Lafeyette
How To: Play Russian Roulette
Life got you down? Got both a gambling and a risk-taking itch you need to scratch at the same time? Got nothing to do on a Friday night? Well then, just grab crazy Grandpa's old handgun for some Russian roulette, gather round a handful of your chums or family members around the fire, and get ready for the (last) night of your lives! Contents 1 Disclaimer 2 Got a group? 2.1 Enough of that, let's start already! 2.2 Holy Crap!, Billy shot himself! 2.3 Endgame 3 Going solo? 4 See Also Disclaimer Before you start playing, it's important to realize that there are several other methods to play this game. The typical orthodox method involves a single working handgun with either a rotary set of chambers or a semi-automatic with a hideously defective magazine. However, depending on your tastes and testes, other variations are available. For the weak hearted, one can use a water gun in its stead (pump powered models are not advised). If you're more hardcore and/or live
I was in a store buying a large bag of Purina dog chow and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog....Duh!! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I went on and on with the bogus story and she was totally buying it. I told her that is was an easy, inexpensive diet and that they way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food
This Goes Out To A Certain Someone
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SHOW HER SOME LOVE Demented_Angel_Girltaken by mtbikers72~CLUB F.A.R. MEMBER~G-Spot Member~@ fubar
For some reason Im happy. Its sooo weird. I had a great night yesterday and today hasn't been that bad. lol idk i keep smilin. that never happens. i walked through a beautiful park last night i didn't even know it was there till i was shown. I got to walk paths and see a gorgeous waterfall. I wore my hooker boots ^-^ and my skanky skirt but hell I had a great ass time. I hope it wasn't a one time thing and happens again. But who knows we shall see my luck...i hope its favoring me.
No More!!!!!! >.
okay, as much as i love my friends on here...and i do....stop fowarding bulletins to me! i dont come on often enough to care about reposting them or even glancing at them. (i still love you guys) just stop sending me bulletins, i prefer real messages. thanks. :D
Do Not Click....
For those that may read the blog after this one disregard that. There's one hell of a damn problem going on with their servers or something...i'll be moving everything to a different URL so i'll post it when it is ready... damn bastards lol Cheers
How Much More Can Someone Take?
I know that not everyone is going to please everyone but I really try to be nice and show respect to everyone I meet. For the last few months now I have been getting some nasty messages on my msn page from someone telling me I should do the world a favor and die and that I am just a waste of flesh. Now I am not foolish enough to know that I am going to make everyone happy but come on I don't even know you or what the fuck I did to deserve what you say to me. I know that I make mistakes but come on I am human and beyond popular belief I do have some damn feelings and they have been crushed lately. I know not everyone is going to believe me but I try to be nice, I am almost always there for my friends, I try not to say anything bad about anyone, but come on I am a human being and I do have feelings. To that person who keeps writing all those things saying I need to die, please stop you won, you have broken me down and I am truely crushed okay. You can stop now, I feel like the worst
Timmcgraw If You're Reading This Tribute To The Soldiers
1610 To Level
Truth For Veterans
Great Poem Too bad the truth bounces off congress without leaving a dent. PROMISES BLOWING IN THE WIND They told us, give us 20 years and we'll give you so much more, We'll give you a nice retirement check and shopping at the commissary stores. They told us, fight our wars for us, always protect our shores, Never give up but stand and fight our just and unjust wars. They told us, it may be necessary for you to give your life, But if you don't we'll give you health care, forever, for you, your kids and wife. They told us, if you should make the ultimate sacrifice, Then rest in peace, my friend, we'll take care of your kids and wife. They told us, these are promises, we make them for all time, That is until, and if, we decide to change our mind. Folks, I'll tell you this for sure they decided to change their mind, They took away our health care, when we turned old, infirm and blind. They're always making promises but some they soon rescind, It seems to me their
Never Again
Never again will I trust someone without reason Or count on someone who will not be there Never again will I give away my heart And let it be broken by a nameless wonder Never again will I let my dreams carry me away To a world beyond reality Never again will I let someone get to know me inside and out But hide myself from everyone Never again will anyone see me for someone else But they will see me for me Never again will i be judged for what I'm not But be accepted for what I am Never Again!
Who The Fuck He Think He Is He Is The Men Go Buzz
Lynyrd Skynyrd /tim/keith & More
Domestic Violence You Can Change It
Hi, I'm Jane Doe, Meet my husband John Doe. He loves me & I love him... These are my kids... We have 3 children together that he loves as much I do He cheats on me, It's ok, I know he loves me. He got fired today because he drinks on the job. It's ok I found him a new job..., He loves me. He works late every day, I hardly see him.., It's ok, he loves me. Tonight he was drinking heavy, he chocked me, it's just the alcohol.. he loves me. I went to buy food for the kids today, the bank account was empty... he's been gone 3 days... it's ok he loves me. He comes home finally, I was so worried. He was doing drugs all weekend with his friends.., it's ok, he loves me. I told him I missed him, I told him the kids were hungry. I asked him to stop... He beat me, I had to go to the hospital... it's ok, he loves me. Our car got reposed today, he's drunk and high. My best friend called him today. She told him I said I didn't love him anymore. I had a disagreement with her about some
Thank You So Much!!
thank you to all of you who kept my dad in your thoughts and prayers,, it is nothing short of a miracle,,he is doing well ( really well) and the doctor did not have to do the long operation that he thought he was going to have to do. THANK YOU,,, ALL OF YOU,FROM MY HEART! HUGGS AND MUCH LOV,,,XOXO SAPHIREMOON
This Is For A Sweet Lady From Club Fantasia
Hey all just wanted to let you all know that yes i am alive. lol Unfortunatly I have no internet or phone service at my house right now. It will be a while before I can get them up and running. I hope everyone is doing well. I miss you all very much. I will be in touch here and there when I can. And promise to show major luvins when i get hooked back up!! Hugs and Loves to you all Missy a.k.a Spicy Angel
Thank You!
For all you friends, family and fans who sent us very nice comments and wishes for our 10 YEAR WEDDING ANNIVERSAY, a big big thank you! Mark and Lina
Im Back!! 4 A Bit..... Thought....
Well, seems I am back for a short lived stay here at what is now calls "Fubar"? Quite the change from Cherry Tap but I guess whatever keeps people signing up. Anyways I wanted to say "HELLO" to all my old friends here it has been awhile and I thank you all for your comments while I have been gone. My bf is still in this VIC contest and I am trying to get him this VIC so he can stop spending so much time on the site .. lol I am hoping all my old friends can help me out. I know I haven't been here for all of you but life has got me so busy these days with my kids and all. I do miss you all dearly. I do hope you continue to write and comment I shall return them now and then. If you can and will help me out here is the link to his Contest .. I wont beg I just hope you find a bit of time to add some votes .. I shall again repay you all one day. Love to all ... take care and stay safe. Hugs Dannille *PoeticBliss*
Fake People
why do certain people use them to get points and upgraded and leave them to find some one else to to do the same thing. if you get married to some one it should mean something .But i see its not feelings its points
Where do I begin. I am emotionally DRAINED. I hate drama and that's all there seems to be. I don't want to give up but it looks as if it's heading there. Why WHY can't people communicate. I hate his friends. I have to go...........................................................................
For My Fubar Girls We Are All Sisters
Some Days
you feel like a...? I don't know. It's not joy, that's for sure. I would have to say that today was a "the grass is greener" day. I'm all antsy and I don't know why. It seems like things are changing way too fast lately and I can't keep up. I just want to throw my hands in the air and say "I don't know". Or maybe crawl into bed and bury myself under the covers. Everything is irritating me. My mom, my best friend, my left shoe....everything. I get frustrated too easily on days like this. I am frustrated with my manager at Starbucks for not upholding her word. I'm frustrated with my other job, because while things are changing, it's not the set of things I want to change.....GRRRRR!!!!!! And the list of gripes continue. I wonder if anyone is ever content with life?
Over You
A million tears wouldn't make this better. I know because I've cried. Finding someone else couldn't make me forget you. I know because I've tried. Telling people everything's fine doesn't make it so. I know because I've lied. But one day soon I'll be okay again. I know because I'll get over you. And your luck will run out to leave you all alone. I know because it happened here too. But we'll still have the memories, the laughs and the smiles. I know because our love was true.
Dandelion Cotton
A slender stalk, dandelion cotton scattered - this will mark moments we let slip - tragedy is in these broken things, in minutes unfilled, feelings left to languish. Do not fear the constancy of grass tipped sideways by breezes. The days and nights have all belonged (all along) to you. The electric scent of new rain will ever rise between us in the sound of locusts and in the vapor of summer afternoons. Something always remains with us. All rights reserved
Whisk Me Away
Whisk me away on a summer's evening Across the sea and sand. Whisk me away on a winter's morning To a hot and foreign land. Spin me along the marble dancefloor Twirl me once or twice. Spin me on a winter lake's surface Across the glittering ice. So take me away with only your love To kiss and to smile. So take me away on the strength of a kiss To lay in your arms a while. Love me today, forgetting all others Lend me your trust and your heart. Love me for all my imperfections Like a piece of unfinished art.
Show A Brotha Some Love....
What it do...
Love This One
Lest Rock Her Socks The Right Way
Patches Of Yellow Grass
I think she wants to talk about the browning trees along this road, or of the patches of yellow grass in each field we pass. She begins to notice things out loud - like the swampy bogs eructing in rippling plumes of gas, and the corpse of a house cat crushed against a furrow on the edge of the road. I want to avoid this conversation - with her on the seat next to me, I drive faster - but we will not escape the words she is compelled to speak: of dying things, things already dead, and us. All rights reserved
When Men At Like Pigs
okay so this guy that i have know for about a year now that i have liked and he knows this and so he im me and asks me if we want to hang out and i have a cold so im think about it and he just keeps on and then it comes *i have a date tonight with a cougar.... *how is u im me to hang out with but after u have a date where i know ur going to sleep with her and then come hang out with me and try to get in my pants. that is how some men are pigs
Love Is Blind
Love doesn't look at black or white For those are only colors Love doesn't look at 25 or 30 For age is only a number Love doesn't look at rich or poor For money is only paper Love doesn't look at faults only perfections For in the eyes of loved one everything is good When you love someone you love them for what's inside Not because they're black or white, not because they're you age not because they're rich, but because of what's inside Love is blind to everything but what you love them for
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves cooking Cleaning and vacuuming too He'll do anything in his power To convey his love to you The perfect man is sweet Writing poetry from your name He's a best friend to your mother And kisses away your pain. He never has made you cry Or hurt you in any way Oh, screw this stupid poem The perfect man is gay. -Unknown
Stop The Violence!
Hi, I'm Jane Doe, Meet my husband John Doe. He loves me & I love him... These are my kids... We have 3 children together that he loves as much I do He cheats on me, It's ok, I know he loves me. He got fired today because he drinks on the job. It's ok I found him a new job..., He loves me. He works late every day, I hardly see him.., It's ok, he loves me. Tonight he was drinking heavy, he chocked me, it's just the alcohol.. he loves me. I went to buy food for the kids today, the bank account was empty... he's been gone 3 days... it's ok he loves me. He comes home finally, I was so worried. He was doing drugs all weekend with his friends.., it's ok, he loves me. I told him I missed him, I told him the kids were hungry. I asked him to stop... He beat me, I had to go to the hospital... it's ok, he loves me. Our car got reposed today, he's drunk and high. My best friend called him today. She told him I said I didn't love him anymore. I had a disagreement with her about some
All my life i've wanted to be normal, wanted to be like everyone else, want to be the same I talked to different people, did different things, but still I am the same, just me Everytime I tried to be the same it just seemed to make me more different Like everyone just shut me out and didn't want me to be like them Then one day I realized, I am normal, I am like everyone else, I am the same Every one wants to fit in, everyone at one time or another feels this way I learned being different wasn't a curse, it's what makes us unique This was just my turn
Over My Head The Fray
As The World Is Seen
As the world is seen through our eyes We hope, we dream, and then we cry. We cry for love that has gone away We hope and dream for another day A day of love pure and true Each moment filled with I love you I love you, its not just words Its something we do; its something that hurts It hurts so badly sometimes we cry We hope, we dream, and then we die. By: Chris
Make Love To Me !!!
This is my desire at the moment. That's what I want at this moment. " To be made love to ." I want you to slowly undress me in soft candlelight. All the while your eyes never leaving me. Your fingers sliding each piece of clothing to the floor, only to return to stroke my newly exposed flesh. I shiver at your touch, so soft, yet I can feel your strength , your desire radiates through my body. I stand before you naked now, you grab my face, and pull me closer looking deeper into my eyes. At this moment, my nakedness means nothing to you. YOU ARE IN A MUCH DEEPER PLACE, MY SOUL. You lay me down on the bed, I feel the cool sheets on my skin which just heightens my senses. You stroke and kiss my body head to toe. My breasts,I can feel your tongue circling each nipple,gently sucking at first, and then feeding from them like a starved infant. I moan as I pull you closer to me. Running my fingers through your hair. You lift your head and look into my eyes. AGAIN YOU LOOK TO MY SOUL. I fee
People Who Need Help Please Post Here....
Please post here if you need help of any kind.. thank you!!!
As soon as I am done with my entry I will post it. SO sorry.
Ms. New Booty Bubba Sparxxx
Ridin' Dirty Chamillionaire
Feel Good Inc. Gorillaz
To live is to search. To search is to find. To find is to love. To love is to hurt. To hurt is to forgive, Or to let the best thing slip through ur hands. A wilted heart, full of blood. destroyed by a former love. when its petals begin to fall, who will be there to catch them all? As time passes slowly by, I watch my life and I cry. I see her standing there. Eyes hidden by her hair. All i know is that Im sorry. Now I wonder, as i worry. does she love me, or doesn't she? silent prayers in the night, trying to help me decides whats right. as i cry, i hear her sigh, and feel a shiver of fright.
Dirty Little Secret All American Rejects
I'm A Thug Trick Daddy
Money Maker Ludacris (man He's Fine As Hell!!!)
Unknown Artist
This is a poem that I read in High School and was written by a fellow student. I just don't remember their name. (This has nothing to do with my wife and I, I just like it) Flowers growing on the wall Staring down a long dark hall The fan is dripping from above Todays the day I lost my love She crossed the line of reality Never to make it back to me Shes alive but no ones there She only has an empty stare Be careful what you want to drop Your heart will beat Your mind will stop
Check Out This Great Gal
Magic Stick Lil Kim & 50 Cent
Kage Brew Wants To Make Love To You Hugs & Kiss's Your Babydoll Forever Hun
Let Me Blow Ya Mind Eve
Family Affair Mary J. Blige
You Get What You Give New Radicals
"" For My Kage I Need You " From Brew
Am Radio Everclear
Little Margaret!
Little Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Margaret, who created the Universe?" When Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!" shouted Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her Class. A little later the Nun asked Margaret, "Who is Our Lord and Savior?" But Margaret didn't stir from her slumber Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!"shouted Margaret and the Nun once again said," Very good," and Margaret fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" The nun fa
Freek A Leek Petey Pablo
Americas Mayor...ha!!!! What the fucking hell you people thinking. Hes a fucking moron
Locked Up Akon
Lmao Check This Out!!!!
LOL ok now this is some funny stuff!!! I think we have all been there... looked at someones profile and not done anything .. ie rate comment etc... well check out this comment I got just cause I didn't do anything for her! LOL check it out!!! LOL How should I respond to this??? I mean she did give me points by leaving me a comment! LMAO
12,500 To Level
SHOW HER SOME LOVE **juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvug **CLUB FAR**@ fubar
12,500 To Level
SHOW HER SOME LOVE **juju** a.k.a. De Royal Luvug **CLUB FAR**@ fubar
Locked Up Akon
Gin N Juice Snoop Dogg
Severe Weather Report For Anchorage, Alaska...
High wind warning for Anchorage, Eagle River, Indian and Eklutna. The National Weather Service in Anchorage has issued a High Wind Warning. It will begin at 7 pm to 3 pm Saturday, September 8, 2007. A Low Pressure over the Bering Sea will bring a strong front to South Central Alaska tonight. The strong winds aloft will possibly bring strong Southeast Winds to Turnagain Arms and to some of the high points like Hillside late tonight till through Saturday Morning. So, to those of us living in these areas know that we should batten down the hatches, bring in your Trash Cans and take care of anything that may blow over. Also listen or watch the News for continuing reports. Take care, Alaskans, hopefully we don't blow over into Kansas, lol. I hope you all get my little 'Pun' about Kansas...
What Is Happiness?????
Today was a very slow day at work and I had a lot of time to think about things and life. I tend to think a lot anyway but what can you do. So back to the subject at hand, what is happiness? Hopefully I'll get a lot of comments about this and I think I'll get a wide varity of definitions for it. To me happiness is having a geat woman at home that you can't wait to get off work and go home to, even after being maried for 20 years. It's having that job that you get up in the morning and actually look forward to going to. The feel that you have found your place in the world and you doing what you are meant to do in life. Don't get me wrong I am happy in my life but I am lacking happiness. I'm not sure if that majkes any sense but it's all I could think of to explain it. So let's hear it peoplpe what gives you happiness in life? Pass this along to your friends. please.
It Ain't No Fun Snoop Dogg (this Is For The Fine Ass Brothas)
The Passed Few Days
have been so amazing with him. what a great guy. hes so artistic and smart, oh yea, and VERY talented. i cant wiat till he comes back and he can see what i can do too. hmm that can be interpreted in a naughty way lol but thats not what i mean. ok im drunk bye
Grillz Nelly
Forever Yours
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Please come help comment bomb the link below to help me win a 3 day blast. I would really appreciate it very much for any help i can get
The Past Week Or So
SO I found out that a close friend of mine committed suicide....then found out this past Sunday that another person I am close to was almost killed. I can't even begin to process any of this. People keep asking me if I am ok saying they are worried about me in light of receiving two blows at once. I am not going to do anything stupid....the only thing I see happening is a damn breakdown. I have that alone feeling, yet I feel so overwhelmed with people comforting me. It's odd.
In True Love...
My Sexya'll Zodiac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at
My Bday
thank you to all my sweet and cool fubar friends for the comments and gifts. you all put a smile on my face and i appreciate it very much considering that plans for tonight went to hell. much love and respect ladydragonmyst
I've Fallen In Love
Last Night
Here's To The Night Eve 6
Dangers? He Is The Danger Bush calls video reminder of dangers Bush calls video reminder of dangers By DEB RIECHMANN, Associated Press Writer President Bush said Saturday that Osama bin Laden's first video appearance in three years is a reminder of "the dangerous world in which we live." "It's important that we show resolve and determination to protect ourselves, to deny al-Qaida safe haven and support young democracies, which will be a major defeat to their ambitions," Bush said about the video released just days before the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks. In a 30-minute speech addressed to Americans, bin Laden boasts about the impact of the 2001 attacks, mocks the democratic system of government in the United States and lambastes the Bush administration for initiating the war in Iraq. "I found it interesting that on the tape, Iraq was mentioned, which is reminder that Iraq is a part of this war against extremists,"
Inside Out Eve 6
New Song That I'm Working On.
Upload Music, Audio, Mp3, WMA,Video, ZIP, TXT, & PDF files for free only at: Now Playing: Porn Rock Money Shot (working name) It's only beats and bass so far, but I'm liking the direction. I already have the lyric and vocal, ideas w/ melody, and once I add some Heavy and wierd funky guitars, (and who knows what else), it'll be a total "LSD" trip, but NEW. I've been writing, but this is the first recordings that I've flirted with, for almost a year.
No Distance....
The Sun In My Day
Oh Death
All Star Smash Mouth
Walking On The Sun Smash Mouth
A sudden deluge from the swollen sky and we were running for cover. I stopped, your hand in mine, and you tried to drag me to a storefront awning, but I pulled you back. Soaked now in summer shower warm wet smiling close then I tasted drops from your red lips turned to watch the lightning flash held you fast against the thunder. I saw roses rise into your cheeks kissed you there and slowly turned to guide you to shelter. You stomped a soggy shoe into a puddle spraying me laughed and looked at me with child's eyes mischief. Later, after drying off and watching the dark storm through our hotel window, we made love to the sound of bacon frying on the street below and on the rooftop - lit by flashes of electricity and warmed by the memory of playing in the rain. All rights reserved
Deep Inside Of You --- Third Eye Blind ( I Wish The Lead Singer Was "deep Inside Of Me" Lol)
I have opened up one of my NSFW albums to all my if ur curious or interested...let me know what u think....
I'm A Flirt--r, Kelly (omg R Kelly Is Soo Friggin Hot!!!)
Emotional And Bored Lol
I was always drifting not knowing where to land. I went through the motions wondering what it was all for. I had always lived my life not for me but for everyone around me...and always failed to reach their expectations of what i should be. I had done it so long that when I looked into the mirror I no longer recognized the person staring back at me. What could i could i go on?? I had created a shell to bury who i really was. I think i still exist somewhere inside of this strangers body. At times i even think for a moment i see myself trying to peek through. Maybe I'm just hiding, no courage to break out. After all, for so long I walked this earth and was either ignored or criticized for who i was. So now instead of me..stands this shell...this facade. This body that i hide deep inside of. I declared along time ago no longer would i take the longer would i be forced to feel unwelcomed. My "shell", my "host" would be the one. She would take the pain for me.
This Love---maroon 5 (this Video Makes Me Hotttt)
Todays Ashes Are Tomorrows Flames
It is a very poignant state of transition to literally feel the physical sensations involving the death of an old life as it gives way to the new. Its even a touch distressing to feel so exhilarated and so terrified all at once. I am so very grateful for the love and support of my friends, family and loved ones who have extended their strength to me in order to see me through this. With very special note to my Primaries, who have worked so hard to push me out of my familiar, but detrimental surroundings so that I might live a life of healthy love, safety and freedom to be who I really am without being afraid anymore. At the same time, I am aware of what I am leaving behind and it makes me feel a little insecure. I will miss my wife. I will miss my daughter. I will miss my cat. I will miss the good times with my daughters father but all victims of abuse tend to find themselves muttering phrases like It wasnt bad all the time. The difference is in how the bad ti
Semi-charmed Life---third Eye Blind (the Best Song Ever)
This Is The Kinda Man I It You?
Mad And Confused
I am not sure how to start this off, I am angry over what I am not really sure, other than I feel like I was completely disrepected but not really. I feel as if I was betrayed, but not on purpose. Things don't seam quite right, but nothing has changed. When someone you believed knows who you are, then in turn believed someone else without even calling you to ask you personally about it, then makes a decission about something that you are responisble for with out even trying to call you and tell you what was going on or what was happening, can really piss you off. I mean damn I am a fucking 37 year old woman I can make choices all by myself I do not need someone making them for me. If I didn't want to do something I fuckin wont do it, end of story. The worst part is this person don't even realize what they did to piss me off, but I know if the shoe was on the other foot I wouldn't hear the end of it. I know I am being kind of a evasive about excatly what happened, but I am not
That's That Shit---snoop Dogg
he's carved his name into my heart and left me with weak knees and butterflies his touch sends my heart racing and his words make me come undone I've fallen again just to be left in pieces on the floor
What The Hell??
K so i posted this mumm and no one seemed to give a damn, and that just pissed me off even more cuz only since it didnt happen to any of them they didnt seem to care to do anything about it..... Does anybody else have a problem with this site being able to right click and save any picture that is posted. anybody can take any picture and post it anywhere they want it. I know i have had issues with people saving my pictures and then posting them as their own and ive seen other websites with some girls naughty pictures on them and they have no idea about it. So do you all think its their own fault for posting pictures up and not making them private or do you think we can make a stand and tell baby jesus he needs to get the program so that doesnt happen anymore? I know its long, sorry... I dont understand why the fuck anybody needs to save someones pictures when they can just go to their page and drool all over it there...and ok save it whatever, but what gives anybody the r
Sex Games
Sex Game This is called the "Sex GAME" Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... [] I want your number [] Pretty/Cute [] Hottie [xx] Sexy [] Gorgeous [] Amazingly Beautiful [] I'd take you home in a second [] I'd make out with you right now [] I'd Hit it [x] I love you [] Wanna hook up? Dear ___Master______, I ___dream of_ you. You have a nice _smile_____. You make me __feel like a new woman_____. You should ___see me now____. Someday I will _be there_____. You + me = _complete_______. If I saw you now I'd ____melt in your arms______. I want to __be with______ you. I would build anything _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _____waiting for tonight by tom petty____. We could _walk and hold hands_________ under the stars. Love, ___kinkyslutslave____________ (P.S. ______________.) Would you kiss me? [x] Hell Yea [] Yes [] No [] Maybe [] already did Would you do me? [] In an instant! [x] Yes
Real Talk
Back For Good---take That (my Fav When I Was 16)
It Hurts
My World
Love's Prayer
Footprints In The Sand
I'm Sorry
I Can-- Nas This Is A Good One.
New School Year Resolutions
This New Year Resolutions never seem to work for me I am going to try a different approach. Start with the school year. So here are my plans for the new school year or at least the semester. 1. Quit smoking cigarettes for good. (okay okay... this one should be relatively easy. As long as my friends don't offer me any when I am hanging out and I just gave my last pack to a friend who needed them.) 2. Get in shape. (from my pictures I know I look like a skinny girl, but I am not toned like I used to be. So I am not getting in shape to lose weight, but in fact to tone up.) 3. Pay off credit card debt. (I have a bad shopping habit...*hides bags from the mall trip today*, but I can't help it. It is addicting.) 4. Save money. (this will be easier to do once resolution 3 is done.) 5. Keep my 4.0 GPA in college. (easy) 6. Keep my room clean for more than a few minutes. (easier said than done.) ok good for now. will add more later.
Need Bombers Anyone that can help...this ends in 45 minutes..PLEASE HELP
All The Things She Said--t.a.t.u This Is Hot
The Shape Of The Moment
She touched him first inside, where his dreams had texture, then, reaching to him, traced the back of her hand along his cheek - this moment had shape, like a balloon filling, like cloudcotton in a clear sky. He moved toward her lips, her breath, her hair, felt the softness of an embrace - and kissed, lightly, then deeper - wrapped arms around, hands now beneath her blouse, warm skin along the definition of her back - she looked plaintively, lifted arms, he lifted her blouse up and over, saw a slight glow where her breasts curved away from her chest - his lip then tasting her, tasting, kissing, calling then for more. She pushed his head down down down, he kissed the downy hairs around her navel, then lower as her skirt her panties fell away... As they danced and dropped onto the rug. He noticed something (she felt it, too) - his heart, their hearts were dancing, too, were touching feeling sharing not just the skin the sweat the heat
Stuck--stacie Orrico I Love This Song!!!!
Shoutbox Pervert
sanchristo...: hi, i am 30 m from germany. i get turned on when i am wearing button down shirts, rubber pants or my selfmade plastic wear. i wanna show my fetishism to other people
OK as some or most of you know... I have always tried to help out my friends that are trying to level up whether they are real close or far away.... Now its my turn... I need all your help as much as you can give... I would soooo appreciate it!!!! Every lil bit helps :) Thanks, Craig
A Conversation A Guy Sent Me
hey killer, the framilar faces call me PJ or JP. call me whatever floats your fancy. a beer by any other name still gets you drunk. some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle. i'm 20 years young, 5'10", 150 lbs, college uneducated, military trained, societal misfit. i can't spell well and i excessively drink on an excessive number of ocassions. in my opinion there's worse thing i could do with my time. like crack or fat chicks. crack kills more brain cells than i can afford to loose at this stage in the game and fat chicks are dangerous. think about it. you're gettin your freak on with 300 lbs of taco bells number one customer, all that momentum. shit, someone is bound to get hurt. and lets face it, she's got more padding. i'm an atheist, which offends a lot of wanna be non sinners for reasons they don't understand. i'm covered though cause if there is a god, he or she gave my the mind and put me through the situations that ultimately lead to me deciding that
Death Is Always An Eye Opener
My thought for today This morning I woke up to a VM from my mom apologizing for forgetting my bday AND that my "dad's" funeral was on my bday..... WTF? She didn't even tell me he DIED! I guess she said she sent it in a text, but for one WHO SENDS NEWS OF A DEATH OVER TEXT!! She should've call me...... :( Anyways, so his funeral was yesterday and I missed it.... I could've been there too. I don't know what worse, the fact I didn't know or the fact that if I did know, I could've.... no... SHOULD'VE been there. I hadn't seen him in a while... you never know when people are going to go. Everbody always thinks about time as infinite. Then somebody dies. You rethink everything, and realize that it's not. But everybody knows that thought doesn't last forever... after a few weeks or months you go back into the same thought of infinite time........ He wasn't ready yet. I know people think he is in a better place, but he wasn't an unhappy person. Not around me at least. He was alwa
"no Matter How Many Times I See This, I Still Cry"
PMGrab a tissue. If you have a heart, you will shed some tears when you listen to the little girl talk. Turn up the volume!!!Turn On Your Volume.They'd go to the beach, hold hands, collect shells, and make sand castles. Even though they were young, this was the start of something new. One day after Mandy's 6th birthday, Billy came up to her and asked "Will you be my girlfriend?" and she said yes. They sat there by the pond and they promised forever.They hugged, they kissed, and their parents knew they were perfect.Every day as they grew older, their love kept growing stronger.They became teenagers, and they loved each other more than ever.They spent their summers together,they had sleepovers, they were the best of friends, and more than anything, they were lovers.They loved everywhere,even if they were miles apart.It was perfect. Years passed and passed and finally, they got married.One day, after Billy got home from work, Mandy had some breaking news:she was pregnant with a baby. On J
Shoop---salt N Peppa
Your Love
There is but one thing I fear And that is the loss of your love For my love would go with you And my heart would crumble And fall to pieces on the floor Where it would be trampled upon Without care of my pain I would be but an empty shell And would surely draw my last breath But armed with your love I am whole And can face anything with you at my side Your love gives me the strength I need And breathing in the very essence of you I am able to fully feel alive. ~JMW~ 9-7-2007
Thinking About Leaving
I'm just surprised that no one bothers with me anymore on here. I'm thinking about leaving. That's all.
Pure Water
It took me over - the touch longed for feared felt deep inside me made me quiver quake control lost looking into those eyes blushing with the wet knowledge of you - dance like this tonight to the music made by lovers entangled in guiltless lovemaking. If I fill you now with me and make you rise to me then melt inside tonight tomorrow forever in a rush of us together we can know the moist static charge discharged like lightning (small sparks, magnetic) God, I want you here now around me tight and warm and trusting me to kiss you in places private - measuring and meting out love like drops of pure water falling from the sky. All rights reserved
Poppa Bears Half Price Train
LEAVING SEATTLE 5;00 PST 09/07/07 ALL ABOARD Get your own glitter and more at Hey Everyone, Let's have some fun! Come & Join the POPPA BEARS TRAIN!!! Here's what you have to do: 1. Rate atleast 25 of the conductors pictures. 2. Rate atleast 15 of the conductors stash. 3. Rate the conductor/pullman. 4. Fan the conductor/pullman. 5. Add the conductor/pullman. 6. You must also Rate, Fan & Add all riders. 7. Each conductor/pullman will be in the spotlight for one week. Once you have done all this private message POPA BEAR, let me know that you have done so and you will be added to the half price train! POPPA BEAR AKA HANKSTER *** Conductor *** ***PULLMAN**** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level 25 *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level 24 *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level 23 *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** Level
You're Makin Me High
You're Makin Me High~ by Toni Braxton I'll always think of you Inside of my private thoughts I can imagine you Touching my private parts With just the thought of you I can't help but touch myself That's why I want you so bad Just one night of moonlight With you there beside me all night Doin' it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby Ooooh, I get so high When I'm around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise You're making me high Baby, baby, baby, baby Can't get my mind off you I think I might be obsessed The very thought of you Makes me want to get undressed I want to be with you In spite of what my heart says I guess I want you too bad All I want is moonlight With you there beside me All night, doin' it again and again You know I want you so bad Baby, baby, baby Ooooh, I get so high When I'm around you baby I can touch the sky You make my temperature rise Oh boy You're making me high Baby, baby
Why Marry
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I
Either Or.. Yes, Another
[1] Lose a lover, or love a loser? Love a loser [2] Smoke pot, or drink beer? Drink beer [3] Run two miles straight, or walk eight miles? Run 2 [4] Go to the beach, or have a milkshake? BEACH! [5] Laugh when nobody else is, or not laugh when everyone else is? Laugh ALWAYS [6] Drink ten cans of soda at once, or never drink soda again? Never drink soda again [7] Have your pants ripped, or get thrown in a trash can? Thrown in the trash [8] Kiss someone you dont like or, kiss someone who doesnt like you? Kiss someone I dont like [9] Not take a bath for a week or, take a bath in a lake? Take a bath in the lake [10] Be an only child, or have five brothers? 5 Brothers [11] Cry in front of 5,000 strangers, or cry in front of your whole school? UGH!! Strangers i guess.. at least i'd never see 'em again [12] Be able to rewind time or, see the future? Do I get to change the past? [14] Die the day after the best day of your life, or live to be ninty? L
Suga Suga--baby Bash This Is My Song!!!!
There Was This Drunk
There was this drunk who said to the bartender, "I want a woman!" so the bartender gave him directions to a place. The drunk was so messed up that he couldn't remember where the bartender told him to go. So he accidently walks into a Foot Doctor's office. The lady at the counter asks, "Can I help you?" he Drunk says, "Yes, I want some service." So the lady replies, "Go in the other room and put it on the table." So the drunk goes and puts his dick on the table. The lady comes in and says, "That's not a foot!" The drunk replies, "Give it time, lady, Give it time."
Hey everyone...just wanna let you guys know I'll be on vacation untill the 17th... I'll miss you guys! Groove Master
I would just like it known I love the pole not the hole
London Bridge
Hey All
juss wanted to drop ya all a note and let ya know I am stil alive. I was in the Hosp it for a few and feeling better now, but still not 100 % hope to be back when I am all better. Thanks for all the love you all keep giving me, I promise to return it when I get back,, love and miss ya all
Across An Ocean
She sleeps, now, across an ocean, her eyes closed, and dreams of my hands over her on her in her - mouth tongue lips hungry for her skin. She aches for days and nights, naked in bright light, dancing next to each other - dreams of me pounding like waves into the warm wet inside back sideways again and more until colors become sounds and eyes clench pores open screaming holy hell yes yes yes and the wet bed spins beneath us - above us the ceiling becomes stars and her yellow hair sticks to her cheek as we draw two breaths as one and collapse to sleep and rise again to dance again to fuck fuck fuck again because it is what we want must have will do now later forever in a moment covered in the glow of sun moon stars a continuum flashing like wet dreams inside wet sheets a furnace burning flames licking us and making us immortal... All rights reserved
20,o67 Away
Anger Management!!!
Anger Management at it's best !!!!! When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?" Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and y
You Don't Know
20,o67 Away
Single Black Female
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I' m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners w ill have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting.. Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society...
50 Cent Feat. Eminem
57 Girl Confessions 1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Yes 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? Short party dress 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Read it over and over--might cry (but wouldnt tell anyone) 4. Group dates or single dates? Either 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Hell Yes 6. Are diamonds a girls best friend? Nope 7. Is your hair up or down today? Down 8. Do you straighten your hair? Sometimes 9. Favorite mascara? Doesnt matter 10. Do you get your nails done? Yes 11. Small or large purses? All of the above! 12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Cell, wallet, keys and lipgloss 13. Jeans or sweats? Jeans 14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry thats uncomfortable? Nope 15. Do you text message a lot? OMG Im a texting WHORE! 16. What would you do if you got pregnant? Ahh.. NEXT question... 17. Whats your favorite color? Purple
Single Vs Not
So, what's the difference between being single and not? Basically it's no anchor...nothing to hold you back. The ability to do WHAT or WHO you want WHEN and's great. And then the night comes.... The cold, cold, bitter, harsh night. When you crawl into your cold sheets, lie there shivering for hours trying to get to sleep....the sheets are cold and lifeless, pebbling up your skin as a sadistic gust of wind happens to go up just the right area. Reaching desperately over to the empty void next to you, reminding you of the empty void in your life....Yes, being single at night sucks....dampening your sheets with the tears of love lost rather than the sweat of love making. Ah, I miss those days. I miss rolling over and hugging my loved one...rolling her over to lay in the wet spot so I wouldn't have to.... Man, I wish I hadn't have popped my blow-up sex doll, I miss her
She Said What?!?!?!
This is an actual conversation I had with a girl a while back. Man oh MAN did she have a mouth on a good way. ;) So this conversation happened about 20 mins after I'd met her. About 15 mins on the dancefloor, and 5 mins getting a drink.... Me: So, uh...I'm not too good at this chit-chat kinda thing. I never know what to say, you'll have to excuse me if there is some akward silences... Her: Did you just say chit-chat? My grandma says that. Me: Ouch, burn! Her: No, I didn't mean it like's cute. Me: Thanks. (this is where the akward silence comes in) Her: So, uh...who are you here with? Me: Uh, those are my friends over....there. Her: Wow, you hang out with gorgeous people. Have you fucked any of them? Me: Well, a gentleman does not say. Her: Yeah right, you gonna tell your guy buddies about how you fucked me? Me: Wow, talk about left field. No, I'm not going to tell them. Her: Why not? Me: Well, first off a gentleman doesn't tell
I Am Not A Whore!!!
I have to say I am very, very deeply disappointed in most of you. I place one blog on my page of one incident and suddenly you are all calling me a whore. I must say, it's sad. I did NOT accept money for sexual favors. True, the girl in question bought me breakfast, but it wasn't because I stuck it in her. I never have accepted money for sex, so I'm not a whore!!! I'm a slut
Random Funnies
I was sitting in the park the other day, wondering why frisbees get bigger and bigger as they come towards you....and then it hit me. #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you? I heard about this guy who broke into a lion's den at the zoo and got mauled. People were talking about how there should have been better defences put up to prevent people getting into the cage. A friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent.. For example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in.... If my calculations are correct, and I think they are, SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN Online dating...the rule: "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two" I had my portable CD player, and took it in the bathroom with me while I went to pee. And the second I whipped my penis out, the theme song to 'Rocky' started playing. I've never felt more manly than in that moment. In a perfect world..
Ode To The Nice Guys
Ode to the Nice Guys This rant was written for the Wharton Undergraduate Journal This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last, that never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and bitching about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors and give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing room at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly reiterate how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who respect a girls every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing style. This is for the guys who escort thei
I Am So Desperate! Please!!!
I didn't realize it started, but I need help in a VIP contest!! Pretty Pretty Please..otherwise I will lose it..:( Anything you can do ..:) Click the pic and comment the heck out of me..:)
Come See Me Here
Inspired By Dreams
Inspired by my Dreams Dreams of only You You are my Need Need must be Fulfilled Fulfilled by letting Go Go into our Souls Souls that are Connected Connected through our Desires Desires of our Hearts Hearts beating as One One breath one Passion Passion takes us Higher Higher into the Stars Stars burst and Shatter Shatter into tiny Pieces Pieces of my Dreams Dreams you have Inspired ~JMW~ 9-7-2007
Swinging Johnson Bros Show
Okay.... to be fair, these guys are funny as well. They were on my friends list in MySpace and part of my family here on FU. Hope that you enjoy them as well. :)
No More Metaphors.
Eyes to eyes locked now with no metaphors to shield us from the truth of this carnality - just you just me no wool or cotton not air between the feelings drawing us into certain bliss. This kiss given context in her steady look and mine - we were naked before we disrobed. Truth and love and lust are like that - words drawn so completely unequivocally they cannot be shielded by fancy constructions - for these we know feel find no more metaphors. All rights reserved
More Random Funnies
A hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail. I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang I was wearing my "Legalize it" shirt the other day when a stoner came up to me. "Right on bro....legalize it!!! I love to smoke the weed!!" I told him, "No, I think we should instill tougher, harsher laws against marijuana..perhaps make it a capital punishment crime. I am for legalizing child labor and wastewater dumping." Shut him up. I'm confused as to how I'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings. I just bought some tic tacs, and most of them are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get stuck? well, see, I didnt wanna make too much noise so I put the tic tac container in my lap and I hit the container. It was then I realized I had testicles. It was quite painful. My old man alw
Learn To Laugh
It is official...I just saw the gayest show ever. It's called Tom Goes to the Mayor..or Tom Cums on the Mayor..or Tom and the Mayor or something like that..I know it has Tom and Mayor in it. I was flipping through the channels yesterday and it came on, I watched 2 mins of it and was very disturbed. I can't even describe the level of gayness of this show. I turned the channel, and on the next channel was a commercial for Guys Gone Wild. The first thought that went through my head was "Well, least it's not as gay as that last shit!". So in conclusion, Tom Goes to the Mayor is the gayest show ever, it's Liberacci gay....gayer than Kids In the Hall (and they TRIED to be as gay as possible). DISCLAIMER: I apologize to all the homosexuals out there for using your word. Taking the gay word and trying to make it stand for stupid as well as it's intended purpose all at once. I'm not trying to say that all homosexuals are stupid, that is the furthest thing from what I was meaning to say...
The Power Of Darkness
Well, I *HAD* a nice long blog all typed out, about to be posted...then the power went out. So, I'm gonna attempt to re-post it, but this is the shortened version. Trust me, the other one was much better....but your just getting the gist of it this time. Ok, so I was sleeping today and I woke at 3:44 A.M. When the powers of evil are strong, and all good little children are in bed. I look over, and there is a demon staring me in the face. I reach out to grab it, defend myself, and it instantly leaps back across the room, glaring at me from 5 feet away. I sigh in frustration, and it starts laughing at me. Cruel, wicked, laughter ringing through my ears...It's loud and obnoxious...the sound of it driving into my head and forcing out all other thoughts besides the singularity of sound bursting into me. I reach down beside my bed to grab a mortar from my arsenal....reaching back like the Mighty Zeus, I hurl destruction and death at the apparition, striking it square between the eyes.
my son get an ibook from school. 5th grade. he doesn't deserve an ibook give him an iBinder like we used to have and an iPencil and an iLunchpail with Spiderman on it like I used to have did you play with your iFriends iDidn't have any Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Supposedly from a radio program, a true report of a happening in Michigan. A guy in Michigan buys a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee for $30,000 and has $400+ monthly payments. He and a friend decide to go duck hunting, but, of course, all the lakes are frozen. These two Atomic Brains go to the lake with guns, a dog, beer and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look like something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it is
This Is The Softer Hurting Side Of My Anger Right Now
u had the angery heres the softer more hurting side of this.... I dont know what it is that i have done to make everyone treat me the way they do...its not fair...i treat everyone with love and respect....and i get shitted on....everytime it never will never stop...i know it wont cuz it was ment to stop...then it wouldve by hurt by all of this...and no one understands...i cant talk to ne one...that is why i write...cuz with writing...i can express myself...without any interruptions...and i can do it peacefully and quietly...i just wish that someone would understand me...why i am the way i am...and stop treating me like shit...i have nothing but respect for everyone...i just want the same amount of respect...but its to hard to ask for...i shouldnt even have to hurting and im dying inside...and i need help....i dont need ppl yelling at me all the time...i respond much better...when im being talked to...not being yelled at...cuz yelling at me..
Why City Folk Should Not Go Camping
These are actual comments left on Forest Service registration sheets and comment cards by backpackers completing wilderness camping trips: "A small deer came into my camp and stole my bag of pickles. Is there a way I can get reimbursed? Please call." "Escalators would help on steep uphill sections." "Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce worldwide population growth to limit the number of visitors to wilderness." "Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands." "Ban walking sticks in wilderness. Hikers that use walking sticks are more likely to chase animals." "All the mile markers are missing this year." "Found a smouldering cigarette left by a horse." "Trails need to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill." "Too many bugs and leeches and spiders and spider webs. Please spray the wilderness to rid the area of these pests." "Please pave the trails so they can be plowed of snow in t
Haha Mutha Fuckin Ha!
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask, "Because you are my friend"... and friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth
Ok...So i posted my last blog because I couldn't think of anything else to put.... HOWEVER, on the way home from work today I figured out something much better...I'm gonna vent about driving. I work about an hour from home. (if I drive the speed limit it takes me 48 minutes to get there if I get every green light). If I'm late I can get there in about 25 mins...and today I realized how much idiots can mess up your entire day when you are late... To those FUCKERS who drive 40 mph in the fast can lick my sweaty nutt-sack. Speed limit here in california is 70, which means you should always drive 75 mph or faster. If your in the fast lane, its 80+. If your gonna drive that slow...get out of your effing car and WALK your happy ass wherever you need to go. To the people that instal governers in cars....STOP IT!!! I know it's government mandated and your job requires it and all...but how about we just "forget" to arm them, or perhaps "accidentally" put an extra 0 in there?
Ladies Beware This Man Steals Nsfw Pics Of You!
This is the member stealing pics and posting them on his website, he was on my friends list, not anymore and he is blocked as well. sugardaddy@ fubar The man mentioned below has one of my pics as well but not an nsfw thank god. The website link I'm about to paste is the one where he has all the girls photos. WARNING!!! IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE NUDITY OR SEXUAL CONTENT DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!!! He may have your pics *Kimmy* ************************************************************ watch out ladies this man will steal your nsfw photos and post them on his web site. aka Jack'sugardaddy' This was in the bulletin board, but I wanna warn all of you. Kimmy made this bulletin, he did steal her pics I saw them. Cant believe people are such losers, and do things like this without permission. He got deleted, but hes back under a new name. KEEP THIS REPOSTED AS THIS AFTERNOON THE GUY WHO
"man Down" A Little Rant To Read And Comment If You Wish
im on a true friend valid the people who i work with are totally jackass' We went out tonight as one of my collegues was leaving to persue a career that his wanted to do for a long time. I am not familiar with my town centre as that is where we decided to go, but them dicks that they are, left me stranded in the middle of my town centre, knowing full well that i am not aware of the suroundings,as i was in the army for 8 1/2 yrs serving my queen and country so they could go out and get drunk while me and my brothers in arms protect them plus i was never really home to explore the night life, and the changes that have occured. Now tell me if im wrong but i think thats out of order of what they did to me, im not a dumbass but they are, I will make sure they have there comeuppance as this is not the first time they have done this to me, they will feel the wrath of doofy i think my kind heartedness has gone to there heads well not anymore ive had enough time to play there game they wi
Getting To Work On Time
Getting to work on time Ok...I posted this FUCKING blog TWICE NOW! And MySpace has erased it BOTH's fucking PISSING ME OFF!!! I swear if it fucks up ONE MORE TIME I'm gonna poke out Tom's eye with a spork and skullfuck him. Anywho...Life has a way of throwing you never know whats gonna happen next. I frequently find myself leaving late for work, so I need to make up massive amounts of time on my drive.Due to things such as unexpected phone calls, getting caught up in porn, procrastinating too long, whatever...I wind up leaving 20-30 mins late quite frequently. However, I can make up at least 20 minutes on my drive...and today I'll teach you how. Driving aggressively 101 - First off: swerving. Swerving is a useful tool when your driving. It can be used to warn other drivers of your intentions. Such as the unintentional swerve.This can best be achieved with a package of french fries or some other food item in your slowly drift towards the dr
Here We Go Again!!!
Ok, it's been way too long since I posted a new blog, so I'll make another one. I was at the strip club the other day, (surprised? you shouldn't be, I go a bit) when one of the dancers comes onto stage. She starts her set, things are goin great...then all of a sudden, she stares straight at me and shouts out (literally, shouts in a room full of 60 guys) "HEY!! Your on MySpace!!!" I just about died. Yeah, I am on MySpace, but...c'mon. There is a time and place for everything, and when your dancing on stage about to take your clothes off...I don't think thats the time to proclaim your MySpace addiction....Don't get me wrong, nothing against her. She's gorgeous, and from the little interaction I've had with her she seems like a nice girl with a good head on her shoulders, but COME ON!!!! MySpace is the net equivalent of sitting outside a Jr. High school in an unmarked van right before school gets out, huddled over your steering wheel with a bag of candy grasped firmly in your hand....
Yeah I'm Big, Bite Me Bizitch
i am SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK to death of all the phoney ass fake ass stupid ass motherfucking idiots who think its just dandy to try and talk to me and rate a few pics then return to my page to downrate me when they figure out i'm not a barbie doll....especially now that i have a blast running that says "watch out for the big girls" i have a big motherfuckin ass and a big motherfuckin set of tits BOTH of which you jackasses drooled over. you wanna give me 2's because i insinuate that there's no washboard stomach connecting the two of them you can go fuck yourselves six ways from sunday. not gonna call your sorry asses out because you dont deserve the points that my true admirers and friends would bestow with their showers of 1s and 2s. just know that you are pathetic wastes of oxygen. and as an FYI....there are PLENTY of people out there who not only think i'm hot and KNOW i'm big, but they step so far across the line as to think i'm actually beautiful because of it.
Bad Date the other night I hooked up with an old friend from years ago. I haven't seen her in about 2 years, or even talked to her in months. But, she comes into town, and through freak coincidence we manage to hang out. Now....I'm not one to dwell on the past, not in the least; however, from what I can remember of (lets call her) Suzy, it's going to be a great night. From my memory, we had some hot nights. She had some tricks, let me tell you what...and a deep, deep appreciation for some of my tricks. All in all, we had fun. Lots of fun. And when I ran into her, that glint in her eyes said she remembered what I did to her, and the smile on her lips said she remembered what she did to me. So immediately there is tension...this is a good thing, I'm expecting to get laid. I'll try to condense the evening for you all...check this out: 1st - movie. Great way to start off...right? Maybe some groping going on in the theatre, we used to always do that. So she decides to see Wild Hogs...the
good evenin to all ' to all familys and frienfs who will help bomb in the fest please make sure all ur ppl have added me rate , and have thier salute also level 7 have a great weekend rubia
Another Bad Day
Ok, so I had a horrible day the other day. The kind that makes you lose all faith in humanity and life in general. The type of day that makes you wanna slit your wrists just to make your day better. *sigh* sometimes life can suck. It all started wrong, and went downhill from there. First off, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I never understood that saying until recently. Never thought there WAS a wrong side of the bed....but today I'm here to tell you there is, its the outside. I rolled over, and off the bed, hitting my head on my endtable on the way down. THAT is a rude way to wake up: a peaceful dream interrupted by the sudden sensation of falling, quickly followed by blinding pain. My vision was blurry for 10 minutes...I stumbled to the bathroom, where I promptly stubbed my toe on the sink. So I've been up for less than 15 minutes, and already I have a blinding headache and searing pain in my foot (oh, to make matters worse it was my little toe too, why do those hurt more
I was just in a bad car accident coming back from my boyfriends house in Monro. I was driving my good friends Toyota truck in the morning around 5:00 in the morning when i feal asleep at the wheel and drove off of a 20 FT inbankment and flipped the rturck, and broke my back and had to get it fused. My friend was ok she practicly saved my life that night. I was rushed to Mckenzie Walamete Hospital in Springfeild, and now im back in my home town in Bend, at St. Charles. At the Rehab center i willl be here for at least a month. And then i will be out on my ownagain. Just wanted to also add i was not intoxicated or anything i just fill asleep at the wheel. On my way home. But becarfull when your driving long roads with out lots of sleep. I know God was watching out for me but he is a good FRIEND to listen too and to talk too.
Old People Are Not Good Conversationalists
Ok, I work at a country club. I sell golf and golf-related accessories to the wonderful patrons of my course. Today a thought struck me, improper conversation. I don't have a lot in common with old people, but I'll shoot the shit with anyone who wants to...I'm a friendly fellah. The problem, however, is the huge age gap and generational differences. For instance, I can't talk to most of them about how hot Jessica Alba is. They either would not know/care who I was speaking about, or they would have a heart attack just thinking about how awesome she would look naked. Likewise...I do NOT want to hear about their new swimsuit. I don't care about how wonderful it works for tanning...elephants should not have tans. I cannot share in modern musical trends with them, they would probably throw holy water on me for even saying the names of a few of my favorite bands. On the flip side, I can always talk about Miles Davis or Huey Lewis. However...I do not wanna talk about health issues. I know the
When I Was Small > And When I Grew Up Use Me O Lord To Show Thy Word>>poem >>
you would see to it I had all. when I grew up some more, you let me go to school. when i fell down you picked me up this is how I learned to cope learned to love .and show respect and so much more ; from you there in all I did, you comforted me seen me fed. This is what you did. now my food be of a dirrerent knid , serving my Lord and trying to be kind to all who seek the Lord, may I now give his word. A blesing to behold or , a gracious touch, a smile, or a look that can mean so much, to someone growing closer to you. Oh my Lord you be in all I do, as my parent ,s now , they are gone to live with you, they have been called home. but Im here to pass on the true word of the Lord , To fed and love and show comfort, to all those in need ,when they are troubled. and lost and cant see .. Use me , O Lord to help the lost to find their way thru the dark. Amen Lord . >>>>poem by diana ,
Lots of folks in our country have lost faith in the meaning of goverment.. Here we just sit back and let the political arseholes manipulate truth and justice. kinda hard to face the truth when indeed the same folks we put in office are in fact the voice that is heard around the world. That voice is seldom the honest truth.. We are silenced because of our patriotic values, and we are more devided becuase of racial or religious views.. Hell thats exactly want the big gears want, keeps it well oiled.. If you can't hear it! it's because you won't.. Wake-up America, our sons and daughters are dying for Arab investments. Investments made by our well lubricated goverment.. ah, ya might say that I am not a true American. I will tell ya, I'm a Vet, and I am patriotic, and I do love my brothers and sisters who hopefully, will someday enjoy their homes and family's again. So while you cyber the net. Just remember one thing, there is a family who has lost a loved one on some stinkin
Snoop Dogg Is Not An Actor
What the hell? I don't know the name of the movie I'm watching, however....stopped on BET, and Snoop Dogg is some supernatural, back from the grave guy. It's like a bad version of the Crow. There is a ton of blood, but it all looks fake. The acting sucks, the script is weak, the special effects suck. Grrr...Snoop Dogg is NOT an actor damnit. This is wrong on so many levels. And of course it's on BET, so every curse word is sounds pathetic with every 3rd sentence containing you mother ducker, or flucker, or something of the sort. I swear I think it exchanged crazy cracker for crazy whacker too...unless whacker is some sort of slang term now?
Ooooh...i Hate Scammers
Welp...I gots myself another scam-artist on my messenger. She's popped up a couple times while I was..uhm look, its something shiney! Yeah, anyway she's come up a few times. She (and I will refer to it as she because it proclaims to be female) asks if I got her message about an "urgent matter" or some different such BS. Then she goes into a spiel about being stuck in...Africa? I dunno, some place. The hotel is apparently holding her passport hostage until her fees at the hotel are paid, and she's waiting for the "client" whom she picked up the material for, to pay her..but she can't cash the check until the passport is returned. But she can't get the passport until the fee is paid. BS. But hey, everyone has a hobby..being a degenerate smart-ass punk just so happens to be mine. I love talking to these dumbasses, they are so entertaining. I mean..stupidity at your disposal to play with? Hell, I normally keep them on my messenger for months until I get bored of them. Here's my take on the
Govt Goes After Fubar
I just posted the following in a bulletin, and I hope that people will do their part and send a letter through the site listed, and pass on the bulletin. This will affect Fubar, and may even kill it. Everyone's bitching about NSFW rules now -- imagine if this was implemented! Say No To Section 2257! The federal government is proposing regulations that would effectively kill adult social-networking sites. This is being done under the guise of fighting child pornography. You have until September 10 to object to these regulations. Its easy to do. Please forward this information to your friends! Whats the Deal? The Department of Justice is proposing regulations to implement a federal law designed to combat child pornography, known as Section 2257. The law was first enacted in 1998 and was amended in 2006 and significantly expanded to include regulation of the Internet. While many of the regulations pertain to companies that produce adult entertainment magazines and video
....I just want to shove an ice pick in my nose. Today has not been great. Could have been worse, I suppose, but it definitely could have gone better. First off, traffic blows...even at FIVE o'FUCKING clock in the morning, there is traffic. Whatever, I'm used to it. But this morning, the idiot in front of me happened to be driving a truck full of compost...that shit stinks. Especially when it's flying off and swirling into the crack you have in your window to smoke. So now I have a shit-covered cancer stick, some on my shirt, my car is filthy, and I'm sure I'll have flowers growing on my dash here shortly....but I make it to work on time. Yay? No, no yay!! I do the normal opening thing, and the VERY FIRST customer happens to be the biggest bitch of all time. She's one of our regulars, has a course membership and all, but also our biggest complainer. So at 6 AM I have to get bitched at because we charge holiday rates for Good Friday? You think I'm gonna put up with that? No, I don't eit
My Grandma Is Cooler Than Yours
84 and still kickin, hearts still tickin, fuck with me and get a lickin....she hums in her head as her shaky, arthritis-filled hands tap one more nug in the bowl. She lights up, inhales...the smoke pours down her throat, filling her lungs and making her chest swell. The urge to cough sets in quick, she ignores it with the easy technique of a well-experienced master. Her nostrils catch a whiff of the receeding smoke, tickling her nose. She ignores it. Eventually, the feeling passes...she exhales. The pungent smoke passes her aged teeth, cracked and brittle, before rising to the haze-blocked ceiling of her one-bedroom apartment. With a sigh she puts down her pipe, looking nostalgically at her empty sack, remembering the good times they shared. Quietly she grabs her sneak-a-toke, hobbles over to her walker, and exits her apartment. Shutting the door quickly to contain the smoke, she creaks her way down the hallway to the stairwell. mumbling under her breath she hobbles down the stairs, bo
Hell Of A Place To Lose A Cow - Tim Brookes
I came to belive that we are an aggregate of the personalities we have been in our lives (and, some say, our previous lives), but instead of collecting selves we tend to abandon them, afraid that they will embarrass us in public, or get us in trouble. As any parent knows, having a child encourages us to be a child again, and a self thatthat had been put away in the attic with the toys now rushes out to meet us with open arms, in all its rolling-on-the-floor impishness and delight. Finding these people also involved finding the part of myself that had set out to explore the world, and realizing that the self was still available, if I wanted him. Life is not just consumption and decay: We can blow on the embers of the past to rekindle the present.
.... Is 'fubar' An Old Cats Dream !!....
.... hi fubar reader's.... i'm an old school blogger, viewer, and you could say just a perv??.... YES!!...but a perv??... long ago i dreamed walking around with a p.c. the size a pack of smokes !!.... looking & picking up on women and getting laided ??....with this small thing !!....well i have my black~berry and have a lap~top and use them too have sex ??.... yes some of you use for work or games i use my p.c.'s for getting my nuts off and i'm freaking good at it ??....i've live all over the world and these great united states !!.... and there are women all over doing the same ??....i'm not into little girls or kids i'm in to older women and maybe some slutty 27 year-olds or older!!.... i just love it??.....hope too blog and meet some women here and GALS if you are in the L.A. area and want a man too make you hott drop me a e-mail.... love you duke jones.....
{cc} Club
Well...someone started up the Man Haters Club yesterday, which was quickly followed by the Men Who Love the Man Haters Club...and since I like to steal ideas and not join in other people's clubs, I made my own club. {CC} Club... where our motto is: BOOOOBS!!!! How to join? Simple: ask me nicely, and show me your boobs. No boobs of your own? No problem. Just post your girlfriend/wife's boobs....You don't have to do it here, you can do it in a private message. Then, in 6-8 weeks, you will receive your ID badge and...nothing. Well, besides the respect and admiration of boob lovers everywhere for your willingness to blatantly support boobs wherever they may droop.
You Poor Thang
Out of advice from a friend on here who is a woman, I decided to make another profile. But, as a woman. Wow, within 30 minutes I became a level 6, have over 50 friends, with requests piling up, 100's of nasty suggestive comments on the pics and wow. I never realized what some of you go through on a daily basis on this FUBAR. Is it worth it? Doesn't seem that way to me.. Talk amongst yourselves.
Another Dream!
Bad Girls Need Love To
is so easy to believe someones lies one te internet.. the ones who like to prey on the good hearted use this as their play ground and it just disgusts me. I am tired of meeting people who want toplay games with ur emotions and or can't seem to be honest with you. It's just insane, i mean if ur married then say u are married, if you are just looking for sex then say it, i wish that people came with disclaimers, so you had some better idea of who to put your faith in and who to simply leave alone. Hey I'm a psycho and i wanna call you like forty billion times a day - PASS!... I am tired of people who always wanna see your pix but never have ne to share... or try to show you fake pictures of other people... I am tired of people who always wanna see ur cam but always claim that theirs is broken, missing, or simply not working... whatever, I am sick of people who only want to talk to you to say things like let me eat your pussy... or fuck your ass.. or .. well u get the idea, but they never
Some idiot tried to call me out...we had a pleasant little SB convo...sorry I missed the beginning of it. First person I've had a discussion like this with, so I thought I'd share. He was trying to stick up for someone who posted a "lime pepsi vs summer pepsi" bullshit non-mumm. As always, bottom to top ->The Mogul: Oh, I'm not into gay porn...thanks The Mogul: peace The Mogul: keep bein an unhappy lil man... I've got money to make, keep workin for guys like me fool The Mogul: right... and that's why you're you, and that's why I'm me ->The Mogul: fuck yeah. I beat that little bastard with a tire iron. little fucking thing The Mogul: Im sure you smack your dog around too The Mogul: beatin up on the weak and young isn't? ->The Mogul: only in your own feeble little mind The Mogul: so now you're stupid too The Mogul: any manchild that derives fun from being a mumm nazi should be ->The Mogul: I'm not embarrased The Mogul: lol right The Mogul: givin you a taste of your own m
This Is How Everyone Makes Me Feel
i dont fucking care tierd of ppl being fucking assholes to me...blamein me for shit...and not beliveing a fucking thing i say...and that goes for not pointing fingers at one person....its everyone...IDGAFF tierd of the fucking sick....and no one seems to fucking care....all they want to do is fucking yell bitch gripe and groan about sorry im not fucking perfect...i wasnt meant to be perfect...and niether were you stop ur tiered of wonder why im fucking sick cuz im stressed the fuck out...cuz im trying to keep everyone fucking happy...and it doesnt seem like its working....i fucking give up...i cant take this shit and pain anymore...not like ne of u give a shit...cuz its not ur problem...well actually it is...cuz your all the reason im stressed tierd of doing for everyone else all the fucking time...i have been for my whole life...time for me to do me now...if u dont li
Hookaz Did Wha ???
OK SO THESE HOT,SEXXXY, HOOKAZ ARE BEING PIMPED OUT !! THEY CRAZY(LOL) BUT HOT ! SO GO RATE/ADD/FAN/CRUSH/COMMENT PLEASE !!! HOOKAZ NEED LUV TOO 'FallingWater~' NOnes Water, Nani & Boss's FU-Hooka! FallingWater~@ fubar 'NaNi...Water's & BossLady's #1 Fu-Hooka! NaNi...Water's & BossLady's #1 Fu-Hooka! :P@ fubar '~*BossLadywitdaSeXxXyEyEz*~NO MORE GETTING TWISTED~NANI AND WATERS FU-HOOKA~' ~*BossLadywitdaSeXxyEyEz*~NO MORE GETTING TWISTED~NANI AND WATERS FU-HOOKA~@ fubar
Saints Or Sacred Figures
Saints and other sacred human figures in our dreams often appear as heralds of benevolence or as the morality police. While many times these are positive dream experiences, the dreams can also leave a feeling that perhaps you are not doing all you can to be an agent of good in the world. The dream may be inspiration to involve yourself in a particular cause through hands-on work or financial donations. The moral side of the dream is often a judgment on current lifestyle choices. When your psyche is in conflict between the desires of the id and the restraint of the superego, the superego can marshal symbols of judgment to strengthen its position. Often these will arrive under very peculiar circumstances. A dream of sexual desire may suddenly find the object of its desire cloaked in the garb of a priest, pastor, rabbi, policeman, or a particularly strict third-grade teacher you may have had. If a saintly figure in your dream suddenly turns into a demon of some sort, or begins to re
Do You Want One????
OK here is the deal.... A few ppl have asked me about these licenses I have been making and how they get one! I would love to make one for YOU... Here is what I would like in trade for the license :) There are 2 ways to get these licenses WAY 1 for every 30 rates (pics, stash or pic comments) I will make one license for you! These licenses will be of your choice and personalized to your liking! Way 2 Buy Me a 1 day blast and receive 5 different licenses personalized to your liking! Here are some that I have made for a friend of mine... Let me know if you are interested! Take care, Craig
America: Freedom To Fascism
Official Trailer for AMERICA: FREEDOM TO FASCISM This is just what in in included in the actual film below this one. FULL VERSION
Lots 2 Learn
Wow, I just figured out how to do a BLOG!!! So how do I mumm? It says I can't. My gf was helping me with this but she had to leave for work... :( And how do I get a blast (whatever that is) and a VIP (which does what?)????
So I Wrote Babyj
Mike, my name is Van, aka Captain Cooter. I've been making a bitchfit in the mumms lately, and written a blog saying all my feelings. Please, take a moment to read this: My thoughts. It may be a little long, but please read it all, all 3 blogs in Social Concepts...if you haven't already. Mike, I used to love this site. However I'm tired of being treated like a child. I've been mad for quite some time, but the latest trend in the mumms has been a catalyst for me. I apologize for going about this in the manner I have instead of coming to you directly, however I wanted to see if I was alone in my views. A lot of the older members to your site have disappeared, or are fuming quietly. The newer members are pissed about trivial things like the bouncer checks. I don't really know what to say that isn't mentioned in my blogs, but I do want to stress this one point: I used to love this site, and I want to love it again. I know that it can be great, but the moderators need to be moderat
I love You allso Eric!! Think i would froget You??!! No Way!! Free Photo Decorator Generator This is Eric link... give his Lots and Lots of Love!! Eric S. Humming-Penguin is back for a bit@ fubar Thank You, juju
I'm A Very Bad Boy
BabyJesus BLOCKED me...I wanted to speak to him personally, but he BLOCKED fucked up is that? I guess he'd rather ignore me than delete me or (GASP, heaven forbid) answer me and speak to me...someone wanna write him a letter for me? link him to my blog so he can understand what I want to say and write me back
Sore Spot?
Guess I hit a sore mumm was deleted. Now I can't comment or create mumms, I'm grounded. Boo Fucking Hoo... My opinions Thats ok, they can't shut me up. Please help me out. Post bulletins or some shit to get people to comment. I'm tired of being treated like a child, and I think a lot of you are too... Don't take it laying down..Stand up and speak out
Come See Us!!!!!!!!!!!
Welp, I've done it. I cannot mumm, comment mumms, comment pictures, comment blogs, comment bulletins, comment mumms, comment anything. Shit, I cannot even post a bulletin. I'm fucked. And all because of mummery. Someone wanna write an angry letter to BabyJesus on my behest? I'll love you forever....
Online "living"
Some of us are on the internet frequently. Myself, I log on from home seldom, but daily from work. While I have nothing to do, I log in to chat with friends or look at emails, or my newest addiction: mumms. The internet is a wonderful place where anyone can be whoever they want, but in the end your true personality always shines out. I've spent a lot of time on the net over my days, I've seen just about every horror you can imagine. From Goatse to Tubgirl, dancing gerbils to midget porn. I've seen people try to repost the same shit and try to claim to be original, I've seen people who create the best icons try to play off their talents, and claim to get the phrases from "other sources". I have been all over the internet, and have never had so many ups and downs as I have had on LostCherry aka CherryTap aka Weirdo aka Fubar aka others...(there are a shitload of ways to log into that site). It has encapsulated the best and worst of the internet for me, indeed: the best and worst of life.
Acquiescent Lambs
I know many people are pissed off, and want things changed. However they fear the almighty moderators, and their infinite power of "deletion". I've seen many people upset, but say they don't want to say anything because they don't want to lose their profile. You can backup everything you have, and have a new profile up and running in 5 minutes, where is the problem? Do points really mean that much to you that you will degrade yourself and stifle your creativity in the fear of loss? You have become sheep, being led by the bark of the dogs of your Master, against your will moving toward his vision. Understand this: silence is acceptance. Always and forever, if you say nothing, you will get nothing. Stand up, speak your mind. Is that not why you have a page, to put forth your viewpoints and let the online community see who you are, to learn what you believe in? Why hide your angst? Why be fearful? In the end, it doesn't matter what they do, they cannot hurt you physically or fiscally. How
On The Other Side
I have been venting my frustrations, speaking my mind about what I considered to be an injustice. In the last few days I've talked to Scrapper and a couple of bouncers. And I see their side of things. This site has over 1 million members, and a handful of bouncers. Issues sprout up every minute that need to be dealt with, you aren't being ignored because you are unimportant (sometimes), you are being queued to deal with more important issues. Too much work and too few workers always leads to problems. They do what they can, when they can...however they are all only human, and can't devote their entire lives to appeasing everyone. And as important as something may seem to you, it may not be as important when weighted against other issues. Patience is a that I don't have. I have been assured that the mumm issue I spoke of before is being addressed, and will be attempted to be solved soon. I hope so, I truly do. Speaking to Scrapper just momentarily eased my worries and
So everytime I try and do something on here, I get an error. I cannot rip a picture until I'm a level 5. I cannot post a mumm until I'm a level 5, or was that 3- I'm so confused. I'm meetin lots of new and interesting peeps, but come on, work with me here! Suz
I Liked It
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: Scroll Down . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You got Male!
First It Was Coffee / Popcorn/ Laundry / Then Pizza / Now Its Chicken Oh Hell Brew
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Okay people I am sick as a dog!!!! So therefore I wont be online very much.
Brand New To Fubar
Ok, where do i start? Well this is my second or third day doing the fubar thing. I have a few pals who are on it, so I figured i would try. I am a Married 38 yearold Musician From The Dayton Ohio Area, I will soon be moving to the State of Virgina with my wife and our children. I play in a band called Sizter Machyne. We are opening for Drowning Pool The Exies and 2Cents come September 27th @ The Madison theater in Covington Kentucky. visit or Ladys who hit on me? your all cool, My wife is awesome, she has no jealous by any means, and would more N Likely hit on you also (I'm not kidding) This whole fubar process is really new to me, so forgive me if I don't respond to you all right away or the other whacky stuff that comes with this so far awesome website. Thank you all. Jade Blizzy Boston
70 Quirks About Me
OK.. Can you tell i'm bored?? LOL Fell free to copy this and make it for yourself. ;) 70 Quirks about me: 1. What are your initials? DLH 2. Like to wear the most? SWEATS 3. Last thing you ate? OREO'S 5. I say Shotgun, you say? ROAD TRIP !!! 6. Last person you hugged? RYAN 7. Does anyone you know wanna date you? NO 9. Name something you like physically about yourself? MY EYES 10. The last rumor you heard about yourself in school/work? NONE YET 11. Who is your best friend? I'VE BEEN BLESSED TO HAVE A FEW 12. Why are you still up? CAUSE IT'S 3:26PM 13. Who/What made you angry today? MY MOTHER 14. what is your favorite food? MEXICAN OR JUNK FOOD 17. Favorite holiday? PROBABLY CHRISTMAS 18. Do you download music? YES 19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? YES 20. Who's your favorite celeb? ASHLEY JUDD, MATTHEW MCCAUGHTY, ADAM SANDLER, DENZEL WASHINGTON.. I COULD GO ON... 21. Would you date the person who posted this? N
The goldenrod is yellow; The corn is turning brown; The trees in apple orchards With fruit are bending down. The gentian's bluest fringes Are curling in the sun; In dusky pods the milkweed Its hidden silk has spun. The sedges flaunt their harvest In every meadow-nook; And asters by the brookside Make asters in the brook. From dewy lanes at morning The grapes' sweet odors rise; At noon the roads all flutter With yellow butterflies. By all these lovely tokens September days are here, With summer's best of weather, And autumn's best of cheer.
Poem ; Your Everything >>>..........oh ???????
You are the one who fills all my dreams, You are the one,that ill ever need. You are much more than a dream. You are my everything. You are the breath that I breath, You are the kiss thats so sweet, you are the one I want to hold, You are the one im longing for. You are more to me than just a thought, you are more than any one memory. you are my everything. you are the reason for my smile, you are the one who put it there. you are the one who always calls, You are the one im depending on. You are the reason I cant sleep, you are in my dreans , there you creep, into everything thats a part of me. you are woven into my heart and soul, you are the one I cant let go, you are the future and you are my hope, You are the one ,Im relying on, You are the one , I just know, You are always here and ever so close . a part of me that all should know . family and friends and all who know me should know you.and how we feel.. ............... poem by diana hugs..
Belive This Shit?
CAIRO, Egypt - Osama bin Laden appeared for the first time in three years in a video Friday released ahead of the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, telling Americans they should convert to Islam if they want the war in Iraq to end. The 30-minute video was obtained by the SITE Institute, a Washington-based group that monitors terrorist messages. American officials said the U.S. government had obtained a copy earlier and intelligence agencies were studying the video to determine whether it was authentic and looking for clues about bin Laden's health. In the video, a short excerpt of which was broadcast to the Arab world by Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden wears a white robe, a white circular cap and a beige cloak seated behind a table while reading an address to the American people from papers in front of him. His trimmed beard is shorter than in his last video, in 2004, and is fully black apparently dyed, since in past videos it was mostly gray. He speaks sof
Anggie, My Sweet Fu Sister!! Who Taught mee it was ok to Adopt other women as my sister and others as my family. Thank You Anggie!! Love You!! Free Photo Decorator Generator This is her Link .... show her lots of good love!! bellrang@ fubar Thank You, juju
This was repeated so many times last year I can never forget it.. Milk Milk Lemonade.. around the corner fudge is made.
I have pimpage Which Boundless hero is right for you?JackJack is your meant-to-be man! He's the ultimate "reluctant hero". He fears there is nothing else in the world to explore, nothing else for him to see until he finds the right woman. He just needs the right woman to make him believe in magic and love at first sight. He'll come through for you, just when you need him; he'll be your knight in slightly tarnished armor. In bed and out, Jack is exactly what you need.How do you compare? Take this test! | Tests from Testriffic Ahem, you can buy Boundless here. I do recommend Annie Dean. Her style is fun, sexy and beyond the rules. There is yet another account of what publishing is like after you start to see success. This time it's by the beautiful and hilarious Cherie Priest. Could she get any more perfect? Go, read, enjoy. I also want to point out to everyone who knows me in the flesh that as a writer I am not expected to be perfect at the grammar and the spelling. (OMG Open
Don't bust my nuts.. they're tasty. I just said umm TMI.
Having Sex
If you are not having fun, you are doing it wrong - start over... All rights reserved
another one... I didn't have time for anything last night I didn't do any of my homework.. but I did shave my legs.. priorities huh?
As We Grow..
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.
I Made A 157 Lol
You have a sexual IQ of 157 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
What Is Love
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything and two minus one equals nothing...No one can tell anyone what love is; you will simply know it when you feel nothing else....Love can happen anywhere at any time and almost always when we least expect it....
Always Lie With A Straight Face.
some people can lie and smile and just get away with it.
Help One Of Our Troops
Show her we appreciate what she does plz click on the pic and drop a few comments.....dont forget to rate her her some love for all she does plz......and repost to keep this going....contest ends tonite at 9:00 Est. ........lets help her win this!!!
Don't Push Me Away
Don't run when I push you away. That's when I need you most and want you to stay. When you remember how hard it is to change yourself, you begin to understand what little chance we have of changing others. Who do you turn to when the only person in the world that can stop you from crying, is exactly the one making you cry?
Nine Words You Never Want To Hear A Woman Say.
1. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay f
The Last Breath
Theres a rose on the bed A letter that I wrote what you mean to me Words I wished Id said, Were still in my head, now I pray youd see I dont know how to tell you that I miss you, baby I struggle with the words sometimes But in my heart, I know youll find Chorus: I know, you know Our souls will be together till the end of time You know, I know Your love is gonna meet me on the other side As sure as the angels come down and take my breath away I love youd be the last thing Id ever say Id ever say.... You walked beside me, You stood by me and got me through my darkest times And now I close my eyes And visuallize your face for the last time I didnt know how to tell you that I loved you baby I struggle with the words sometimes But in my heart, I know youll find Chorus: I know, you know Our souls will be together till the end of time You know, I know Your love is gonna meet me on the other side As sure as the angels come down and take my breath away I
New Survey
70 Quirks about me: 1. What are your initials? AEB 2. Like to wear the most? Pajamas 3. Last thing you ate? Pretzel rods 5. I say Shotgun, you say? I have no response to that 6. Last person you hugged? Todd
The Governess
Coy, she wet her lips and smiled and I was instantly beguiled. She placed my hand upon her breast - she said she was my governess. She turned me on my naked chest and lay upon my back to rest. Her hands did dances down my spine - her touch was smooth and silky-fine. She rolled me to my back just then and laid her head to rest again. I stroked her hair and kissed her head - and lifted her onto the bed. We fed our passion through the night until the blackness turned pale white. A scorching fire burned within that woman with the silky skin. And in the morning as she parted I feared she'd leave me broken-hearted. But turned to me my "governess" and scolded "Don't miss breakfast!" All rights reserved
Until My Last Breath
I Love You, Until My Last Breath Takes You From Me
I Love You
I love you to the sky And back and down again I love you like a lightning storm On a holiday And people just fly And never say goodbye I love you alive I love you to death I'm like a woman possessed I'm suffocating from this Becomes a way of life I love you to death Feels like my heart has spent me Your my addiction baby When I take my last breath I love you to death I love you till I find Where the sky meets the sea I love you like I'm blind And I'm lost on a dead end street People just die And never say goodbye I love you alive I love you to death I'm like a woman possessed I'm suffocating from this Becomes a way of life I love you to death Feels like my heart has spent me Your my addiction baby When I take my last breath I love you to death When I take my last breath I love you to death I don't know why I love you Its something that I just do I don't really want to But god I really love you Don't know why I love you Its something that
That I Think R So Cool!!
MY FRIENDS ROCK!!! LUV YA!!! in no particular order... :) WiKi OnĔ Rawks Ur Sawks Bitcheŝ Thing 1((((ZOMBIE NECROTIC BOMBERS))))@ fubar :) "Sweetpetuty"@ fubar :) cottonblossom@ fubar :) hotmamma ( Please sign my guest book and rate me. I'll return the love. ))@ fubar :) Brown Eyed Girl@ fubar :) princessfubar81@ fubar :) ۞WLŦ۞ WR Ғ WLŦ ŦR LG ۞@ fubar you all r so sweet to me thanks!! luv T.. :P
Mexican Truck Pilot Program
I am doubtful that many (if any) of you will have any idea what I am talking about, but; it has been in the news especially on Steve Sommers radio show on 700WLW and on Lou Dobbs. This is something that not only effects me proffessionally, but; is sure to effect all of us in one way or another!! So here goes: Our fearless leader "El Presadente" Bush and his appointed lackies in the FMCSA and DOT have found it in their infinate wisdom to open our borders to Mexican truck drivers. That's right, they have given free rien of our nations highways to Mexican trucks! Now don't get me wrong I have nothing against Mexican drivers personally, but; I have been to Mexico many times and have seen thier trucks and seen how they drive. I am sick about this mainly about SAFTEY! Not to mention that jobs, wages, National Security, drug traffic and illegal immagrants are all going to change dramatically eventually due to this! Just some reasons why Your, Mine and Our Families safety on the ro Youngest Daughter
Just when I thought life was going to settle down....I have a new job that I really love. I have made some very important decisions regarding my life lately and I have decided that life is too short to be in an unhappy marriage. It's time to find a new place to live and get on with my life away from the fear. So once I made that decision, I thought...whew....things will finally be ok....and then......... My beautiful youngest daughter Mandi has been through so much in the last year....the abduction, the beating, the PFA against an ex-boyfriend and the violation of that PFA, the court hearings, the's all more than an 18 year old young lady should have to go through but she proved how strong she was (even if she didn't think so at the time). Last spring she went to the doctor and they found some pre-cancerous cells. A biopsy was preformed and then cryotherapy was done a month later. She went back to the doctor in mid-August and the doctor said she was healing wond
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We are less then one week away from September 11th and I think we should all take part in this, this year marks the 6th year since the terror attack and we should all make this our default picture to show our support for our country and show that we all still stand for our country. God Bless.Remember to make this your default picture on 9/11/07. Please repost this, lets all try to have as many people as we can on myspace to make this there default picture.Support Our Troops ...tyvm!
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Rating My Pics!
Could you please post a comment or something so that I will know that you rated my pic! Thanks!
Pretty Funny
at about the 10 minute mark they nail them pretty good.mumms are icecream all of a sudden so i am buggin to
By Cookie Dough Records....
You must check this out -- especially if you like something unique and with rhythm!!! :D
A Bad Day On The Job
If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all . Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time
Do you ever wonder what couldve been in your life? Like say you met someone tomorrow, and you wish you could go back to yesterday and meet them all over again, or not meet them at all? Thats the crazy thing about life. The shoulda coulda wouldas. I love my life. I wouldnt change anything in this world, for what god has already given me. I love all the surprises and the gifts HE has given me. If not for him I wouldnt have my little ham ball, or my wonderful friends, or my great family.
One Year On.......
Words Of Wisdom
Life is short.. Break the rules... Forgive quickly... Kiss slowly... Love truly.... Laugh uncontrollably... Never regret anything that made you smile.. Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance....
Life Sucks..............
If you don't already know this, I lost my job almost two weeks ago. This is the worst feeling in the world, because it makes you feel like you can't do anything right in life. I been doing interviews, which pisses anyone off because you think it went great and then find out that you didn't get the job. I feel like I can't do anything right in life.....................................I need help or a drink!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am just venting right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For September 7,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn Appearances can be deceiving today, so be extra careful of your initial perceptions of those you meet or ideas you may encounter. Nothing is going to be toxic, but you may need to rethink things later on.
New Job!!
Wohooo! New freaking job! So, from October 1st I'm going to be a Business Efficiency Consultant! Wow, doesn't that sound fancy! ;p
Inside The Room Of Your Soul
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is calm, relaxing, and pretty much what you want. And it's something you've been anticipating for a while now. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul
When You Said, "i Love You,"
When You Said "Three Words" by BlueWolf When you said, "I love you," I went over the moon. My heart sang its glory, The stars sang in tune. As when with a word God brought forth light, So with these words You ended my night. So with these words You made something new: A bond of devotion Between me and you. How powerful words To shape who we are! We ponder in silence; Our words cross a bar. Your words crossed a threshold And entered the past, Yet they have created A world that will last....................
Way Too Many Fkn Idiots
There are just far too many completely fucking ignorant people in America. I have now come to believe that the United States is the Greatest in this respect. It has the greatest proportion of moronic, dumb-shit people of any country on the planet. Put your collars down and turn your fucking hat frontwards or backwards, but sideways just makes you look like a fucking twit. Quit throwing gang signs that you perfected in your trailer house living room while watching your friends burn out and play video games. Quit talking trash about all those loser men out there who don't treat you with respect and STOP Spreading your legs for them. Get a fucking job. Try to make it a decent one. Bother to show up on time and consistently. Bathe. Get off your ass and I don't know, maybe exercise or something. Treat yourself with respect, but don't fall in love with yourself. Treat your woman or your man with respect. Don't put up with abusive shit. Stop being such a fucking smartass and ins
A Member On Here Thinks He Can Get Away With This, Please Help Me!!!
sugardaddy is his name, and being a dirty fucking pervert is his nasty game. LADIES.. please check this link and make sure your not on here. This ASSHOLE thinks he can publish pictures on a website without OUR permission, we can take him to court. These are pictures of our TITS, your body being exposed with out permission, he just took it upon himself. I don't care to have that shared with the www... here is the link: and his name is sugardaddy... and you wonder why our folders are marked private, to keep asshats out like HIM!!! please help me, tell him he needs to emove this site!!!
Art/ Tattoos
I have 6 tattoos. I wanna know where you all got yours and where on your person.
New Sinsation
The shadow Of your soul Left a mark on me One I have not Noticed But others clearly see They ask me What is different Though I still feel The same You must bring out The pieces of me That I have Never seen Maybe you just Make me feel Something other Than the regular Sense of numb Perhaps you create A ray of hope That I thought had Long since faded away Or it might just Shine thru Misery For they only see it Is every time You leave
Is Your Pc Running Slow On Fubar?
I know my PC slows down on fubar well found out its cuz of some of the graphic skins people use. Don't get me wrong I like them but dont do me any good if my pc freezes up and i figure there are more people out there whos PC runs slow on fubar. Now saying that if you change one of the setting will improve the speed a little better for you. Go into profile setting and turn on block profile skins.
What I Really Meant To Say.
It Took me by surpise When I saw you standing there Close enough to touch breathing the same air You asked me how I d been I guess thats when i smiled and said Just fine Oh but baby I was lying ( Chourus ) What i really meant to say is I am dying here inside I miss you more each day Theres not i havent cried and baby heres the truth Im still in love with you Thats what i really meant to say And as you walked away The echo of my words Cut Just like a knife Cut so deep it hurt I held back the tears Held onto my pride and watched you go I wonder if you;; ever know ( repeat chorus ) What i really meant to say Is Im really not that strong No matter how I try Im still holding on And heres the honest truth Im still in love with you Thats what I really meant to say performed by CindI Thompson She cant put it any better Beautiful song right to the point of what
Cancao De Amor
Cancao de Amor Sempre que estou sozinho com voce Voce faz eu me sentir em casa de novo Sempre que estou sozinho com voce Voce faze eu me sentir completo de novo Sempre que estou sozinho com voce Voc faz eu me senti jovem de novo Sempre que estou sozinho com voce Voce faze u me sentir engracado de novo Nao importa a distancia Eu vou sempre te amar Nao importa quanto tempo eu ficar Eu vou sempre te amar Quaisquer que sejam as palavras que eu disser Eu vou sempre te amar Eu vou sempre te amar Sempre que estou sozinho com voce Voce faz eu me sentir livre de novo Sempre que estou sozinho com voce Voce faz eu me sentir sobrio de novo Nao importa a distancia Eu vou sempre te amar Nao importa quanto tempo eu ficar Eu vou sempre te amar Quaisquer que sejam as palavras que eu disser Eu vou sempre te amar Eu vou sempre te amar
Title: Papa Roach - Scars lyrics Artist: Papa Roach. I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut My weakness is that I care too much And my scars remind me that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel I'm Drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone I'm pissed 'cause you came around Why don't you just go home? 'Cause I channeled all your pain And I can't help you fix yourself You're making me insane All I can say is... [Chorus:] I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut And my weakness is that I care too much And our scars remind us that the past is real I tear my heart open just to feel I tried to help you once Against my own advice I saw you going down But you never realized That you're drowning in the water So I offered you my hand Compassion's in my nature Tonight is our last stand [Chorus] I'm drunk and I'm feeling down And I just wanna be alone You shoulda' never come around Why don't you just go home? 'Cause you're drown
The " Family" List -part 2
totally recognizing the total honor to be on one's family list and vice versa--damn did i have to purge today. there is a direct correlation between my guerilla methods i employ in the recording studio and my methodology of filling spots on the family list--i'm in both places impulsive and have the need to fill all spots--so i get a complicated series of tracxks all over the place--and a family list of ppl who dont talk to me any more or care bout me for that matter i so hope soon to have it filled with thhose who love and care for me and vice versa--but as dor now--10 spots are unfilled
This Is The Meaning Of Love.
This is the meaning of love. ...Some one who makes you feel good about living , who brings out the you who is oyful and giving ~ this is the meaning of love Something that gives you a chance to be strong or trust in another to help you along ~ This is the meaning of love Some where that feels like you ve been forever ~ A place where your learning and growing together~ This is the meaning of Love. All that i am, All that i dream and do, is better and brighter and filled with more meaning because of my feelings for you. This was giving to me by someone very very special to me thought i would share.... ME
Abort Reality
God is resting-- Do Not Disturb I want addition in that one idealism which seeks me, in collaboration of being immortal give me this God to humanities hopes and dreams. Their redemption. I want an arm, I perhaps could never be the force that you are, but that doesn't mean I can't make you the force that I am. In exchange for my right writer's arm which could rewrite your written world, give me your right hand of creation. Your quill brings things into manifestation, mine nearly does the opposite.. I would retract the shadows casted from light, into my palm and arm like an infection that cures. Grip the blinds face with my own shrouded by a hood, sap their blessing to not see, release their skull allowing them to fall in full sight. Choke the mute draining their pleasant silence, and I won't let go until they shout actual words. Summon the fractures and missing limbs of the cripple, they'll stand and reach out in a moments too late time to see their assaulter that healed. A polis
Not Real Life, Just The Net
You know, I don't take Fubar serious. It is the net. People on the net usually pretend to be something they are not because they can get by with it, for at least a little while. I know a lot of people on here unfortunately do take it serious and I can see how it is easy to get wrapped up in it. I just really don't like the meanness on here and people telling other people to get a life and how ugly or fat someone is. There was a 18 year old boy that was mean to my picture and even when I was nice to him and gave him a 10, instead of the 1 he gave me, he came in and gave me another one and told me "it is the net, get over yourself, this isn't real". Um, ok. I never did say it was jackass and in real life, I wouldn't give you the time of day either. So for now on, when people give me a 1 just to be spiteful, I will just block them right away and not rate them at all. They are the ones that don't have a life. I only go in to the mums that my friends write. Only to vo
Need Ideas For Creating A Lounge
need ideas for creating a lounge
Interesting Read
Subject: car alert Here is info worth the price of your car....WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT? Seems that car thieves have found yet another way to steal your car or truck without any effort at all... The car thieves peer through the windshield of your car or truck, write down the VIN # from the label on the dash, go to the local car dealership and request a duplicate key based on the VIN # . My friend didn't believe this, so she called Chrysler-Dodge and pretended she had lost her keys. They told her to just bring in the VIN #, and they would cut her one on the spot, and she could order the keyless device if she wanted. The Car Dealer's Parts Department will make a duplicate key from the VIN #, and collect payment from the thief who will return to your car. He doesn't have to break in, do any damage to the vehi cle, or draw attention to himself. All he has to do is walk up to your car, insert the key and off he goes to a local Chop Shop with your vehicle. You don't beli
Ok Contest Revising
ok i wanted to do a grandma contest .seeing as how i seem to only be able to find 2 . i am going to make it grandparent instead its most comments wins in 5 days self bombing is allowed comment bombing allowed no downrating even tho rates dont count the winner will recieve a 3 day blast
Yeah Baby
You have a sexual IQ of 131 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at
Deadbeat Dads
i didnt want anyone to think that i'm one-sided on this issue so here's my stand on the deadbeat dad situation. for those of u who know me u know that along with being a father to my son and my 2 step children, i also raise my nephews. the other day one of them comes to me and says i dont think my daddy loves me. i rspond by saying why would u think that. he says becuz he doesnt spend anytime with us and when he does he's mean and he only loves Jalen(his son from another girl). now mind u my nephews think that anyone who doesnt let them get there way all the time is mean becuz theyre spoiled and aren't used to hearing the word no. as a matter of a fact they think i'm the meanest person on the planet becuz i always tell them no, but he brought up some interesting points. so i told him u need to call ur dad and tell him how u feel. he called but his dad wasnt around when he called. now i've been on my brother ass for yrs about not having more of a positive role in these boys l
Fart In The Duck
All my friends please go and rate his profile and stash and if you have time his pics also! Hes a my bestest friend and my hubby and deserves it! Much Love Everyone ][D ][ ][V][ ][D
A I D S Definitions
Nsfw Pics
im in a rare pissy mood and since they love to watch me the second i upload pics and flag about 15 at a time Im either deleting ALL nsfw pics or moving them to family folder. Im going back and forth in my head on whether to remove all NSFW pics altogether since 1. you dont get points for it 2. and on the rare occasion I open the folders every perv wants to rate ONLY those pics so why bother? SCREW IT! if I can get 66 more profile rates before 9 pm happy hour which would put me at 23,600 I'll open them up for 30 minutes to EVERYBODY! but please dont be an ass and at least rate a few stash or other pics too! Now if anyone actually reads this that is! LOL
Thank You!!
hi everyone! hope you are all having a great friday!! :D:D i just wanted to drop some thank yous to all who helped me win kristan smiths sexiest picture contest. it was long and hard (just how i like it) :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D first of all thank you kristan smith for hosting the contest :D well done, especially since it was her first :) Kristan Smith@ fubar second is asian cat, for being the best sport ever, and helping me out even tho he was in the same contest as well! i wish it had been us 2 at the top... DJ Asian Cat ~Manic Monkey Radio~@ fubar next is james elsharp, for being my rock, and working just as hard as i did. when i wanted to quit, he motivated me to keep going...thank you babe!!! James "Elsharp"(THE sharp one)@ fubar here is my favorite spy, jiriw...he worked so hard, and managed to bring a smile to my face every day :D jiriw@ fubar dont think i could forget my friend, shady...for being so dedicated to helping me, and bringing his friends wi
My Video Tributes
Ok a while back i made these two videos.I thought now is a good time to bring them back out will 9/11 coming up..1 is a tribute to the 9/11 heroes and the other is a tribute to our troops . I spent alot of time making these. Thank you Jodi AKA Wishful Thinking
September 7
Daily Horoscope: Libra For September 7,2007 You are full of positive, creative energy right now and can easily find solutions to problems other people might not even know about yet. Fix things up from behind the scenes for the time being.
My First Blog
9/11 Rememberace Day-lights On
PLEASE forward this email to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. Please join us on 9/11. We have less than 5 days to get the word out all across this great land we love and call the United States of America. Let's see how powerful e-mail can be! On Tuesday, September 11, 2007 everyone in the USA who will be driving a motor vehicle is asked to drive with their headlights on during daylight hours. Though no explanation is needed as to why we are commemorating September 11, we hope more importantly to pay respect to the victims of that day, show our nation's solidarity, and show support for our men and women of the Armed Forces. You can help by sending this e-mail on to others! REMEMBER! LIGHTS ON ... 9/11
And What Were You Thinking !!!!!
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells Them, "As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most." He look at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, "Um, you have fifteen minutes left, "Would you care to do it again?" He asks her "Shall we?" She eagerly replies, "Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head." ......... AND WHAT WERE YOU.... THINKING????
Pissed Off Grrrr
Ok, here I go and will probably be banned or deleted or whatever but honestly I do not care...First and foremost the tickers piss me off, they are a stupid waste of space and they make your pc do screwy things for alot of people and they are also OUTRAGEOUSLY priced. I checked them out when they first added them like everyone else did and they were 50k fubucks for those of us not forunate enough to spend real money on Fubar, but I digress...I thought 50k for 24 hours of a scrolling way to fast message that no one is going to pay attention to anyway? WOW Anyway, I have a young friend that I play an online game with, his name is TJ and he has luekemia. He has a website where his friends and family can check on his progress and get the address for him. (His wish in life is to become the record holder for having the most hats from around the world and likes it when people send him a hat, that btw he then donates to other cancer patients.) So I thought, wow, great I think TJ is worth 50k
I'm not one to complain about anything. But, this spam crap they have on here is getting on my nerves if you repeatedly send me spam I will block you and forward all the spam back to you. Period, come on ppl that's what we have the bulletins on the bottom for. That's all and if you don't like oh well I can do without you and sleep soundly at night.
Spankers Club!!!!!
Well I've been talking to a few friends and were gonna start our own bombing family and call ourselves the spankers club! Send me a message if your interested or just check out the home page for the ultimate spankers club and leave a message there. Were just a group of people that have become pretty good friends and we would love for you to join us! You dont need to put the title in ur name if you dont want thats up to you. Theres only a few things that i ask though and thats to add the spankers club to your friends list (ive got mine on my family list just easier to find that way) & check the blogs on that page to see who is in a contest or who needs help leveling & do whatever you can to help that person out. We wanna make sure any member that is in a contest gets in first place and stays there!! If your a member and have a friend that needs help send a message with the persons link to the spankers club page and we will get a blog and bulletin set up for that person. If you have any
Trilas And Tribulations
Soooooo.... Here I am, back again after a very prolonged absence, and I giuess I should explain why. Ya see, the day after I was last on, I awoke with the most violent stomach pains ever. Seriously, it was like Id been eating broken glass. I would have assumed it to be an appendacitis, but Id already had it reomoved, so off I went to the hospital, where I discoverd I had a bleeding peptic ulcer in my stomach. Thus follwed a long stay in hospital and then a further 6 weeks recovering in Ireland at my folks farm, no TV, no computer just me and 8 dogs to walk every day. I came back to London about a week ago, and now Im back at work, I can catch up with everyone. Looking forward to tlking to ya all,
Him Tour Dates I'll Be There Will You????
Oct. 18 - Sayreville, NJ - Starland Ballroom Oct. 21 - Worcester, MA - The Palladium Oct. 24 - Toronto, ON - The Docks Nightclub and Concert Theatre Oct. 25 - Chicago, IL - Congress Theatre Oct. 26 - St Louis, MO - The Pageant Oct. 27 - Maplewood, MN - Myth Oct. 30 - Omaha, NE - Sokol Auditorium Oct. 31 - Kansas City, MO - Uptown Theater Nov. 02 - Denver, CO - Ogden Theatre Nov. 06 - Calgary, AB - MacEwan Hall Nov. 07 - Edmonton, AB - Edmonton Event Centre Nov. 09 - Vancouver, BC - Croatian Cultural Centre Nov. 10 - Seattle, WA - Showbox Nov. 11 - Portland, OR - McMenamins Crystal Ballroom Nov. 13 - San Francisco, CA - The Warfield Nov. 14 - Los Angeles, CA - Orpheum Theatre Nov. 17 - Las Vegas, NV - The Joint at Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas Nov. 20 - Dallas, TX - The Palladium Ballroom Nov. 21 - Houston, TX - Warehouse Live Nov. 23 - Ft Lauderdale, FL - Revolution Nov. 24 - Orlando, FL - Hard Rock Live Orlando Nov. 25 - Atlanta, GA - The Tabernacle Nov. 28 - Myrtle
Is It Destiny
Is It Destiny ? By: Carlos For :Princess Heather We came together just by chance. Could it be destiny? We weren't ready for this romance. Why now destiny? Who is this person they call "Fate"? Can he be knocking at our door? Sometimes he brings love. Sometimes it is hate. He gets the blame whatever the score. Are you one and the same? Upsetting our lives whatever your name. If you are destiny or if you are fate. You can leave now before it's to late. Goodbye destiny. He just won't leave. What can we say? He says not to tempt him. So, get out of his way. If he says it is so, then it is meant to be. Me with you and you with me. Thank you destiny.
As The Beauty Of The Rose
As The Beauty of the Rose By: CHARLIE For: PRINCESS HEATHER When wrapped in the light of the golden sun. The rose opens its petals with love. To drink in the warmth and care that God has given. Starting as a young bud it grows into the beauty of the rose Rejoicing in the life it is living. Love is as the rose It begins as a smile, a look, or a gentle hello. When nourished with the warmth of the heart It grows into the beauty of the rose. Yet as the rose, If your love is not nourished with warmth and care, The petals will fall, the beauty will fade Your love will no longer be there. Thus, take your love and embrace it with your heart. Giving as only you can It will renew in its beauty as when love first began. Growing in the warmth of your heart as graciously as God has chose. Showing its tenderness to the world, as does the beauty of the rose.
Abstract Love
Abstract Love By: Charlie For: Princess Heather A million words cant explain what I feel for you. The sincerity is real every time I say I love you. I want to touch you in a way only we can understand, rub you where it hurts and please your body with my hands. Relax you with my voice, every time you want to call me. Rub my fingers through your hair and feel your body till its horny. Plot out every move and present it when were alone. Lock all the doors and forget about the phone. Ill feel the silkiness of your legs, and the softness of your sexy lips sends rushes to my head, (enough said) stay here and feel the ways of loves encounters. Feel the heat between the sheets and hear your own voice get louder and louder. Close your eyes and let me slowly and gently kiss you on your neck, play with your hair and do it all with respect.
Independent Musicians Needed
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Hahaha Fat Chance
Bin Laden urges Americans to convert By LEE KEATH, Associated Press Writer 30 minutes ago Osama bin Laden appeared for the first time in three years in a videotape Friday released ahead of the sixth anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks, telling Americans they should convert to Islam if they want the war in Iraq to end. ABC News obtained a transcript of the videotape, which it said was 30 minutes long and appeared to have been recently made, since bin Laden refers to the Democratic congressional victory and to French President Nicolas Sarkozy, who was elected in May. In a short excerpt broadcast by Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden sits as he talks, wearing a white robe and turban and beige cloak. His trimmed beard is shorter than in his last video, in 2004, and is fully black apparently dyed, since in past videos it was mostly gray. Bin Laden makes no overt threats and does not directly call for attacks, according to the transcript posted on ABC's Web site. Instea
New Website Check It Out
Stinkeye Radio has moved and now has a new site! So make sure you check us out and tell all your friends, family & co - workers! You can now check us out at:
Night Blindness
Diane came by and dropped her gym bag by the bedroom door. "Do you trust me, baby?" Based on what we did last night, and the things I've let you hold or put in your mouth, I'd have to say 'sort of". She produces a blind fold and disappears behind the door. Being a damn fool (and hornier than an elk in full Spring rut), I followed. She motioned toward the bed and I sat at the foot. So now my eyes are covered and she pulls my shirt off - pushes me onto my back and I scoot up to the pillows. She straddles me and I feel her bare, wet cooch on my chest. Okay, yeah, I was a little drunk from beer and the smell of Diane's kitty up close to me, but that is no excuse - I let her tie me to the bedposts so I was like that naked da Vinci drawing (only with love-handles and a receding hairline). "Now I am going to say something, and I swear to God, if you laugh or make some smartass remark, I'll invite the neighbors over." Just say it, Diane, I
Customer Service
If I have to be nice all day to strangers (customers) once Im off the clock I am no longer required to be nice to anyone so for anyone with a clue dont say anything stupid to unless its been at least an hour since ive been off work
One With God?
Sex abuse by Roman Catholic priests has cost the U.S. church at least $2.3 billion since 1950. Some of the largest known payouts to victims since the crisis erupted in 2002 include: Archdiocese of Los Angeles, 2007, agrees to pay $660 million to about 500 people. Diocese of San Diego, 2007, agrees to pay $198 million to 144 people. Diocese of Orange, Calif., 2004, $100 million for 90 abuse claims. Diocese of Covington, Ky., 2006, up to $84 million for more than 350 people. Archdiocese of Boston, 2003, $84 million for 552 claims. Diocese of Oakland, Calif., 2005, $56 million to 56 people. Archdiocese of Portland, Ore., 2007, agrees to pay about $52 million to 175 victims to emerge from bankruptcy protection; sets aside another $20 million for any future claims. Diocese of Spokane, Wash., 2007, agrees to pay $48 million for about 150 claims to emerge from bankruptcy protection. Diocese of Sacramento, Calif., 2005, pays $35 million to 33 peop
Plz Help My Girl
plz go help me girl level~*~Krazywickedchick4u**FubarWifey2Disturbed&MistressToAnimalmother8387~*~
A New Night
Diane and I drank champagne, sniffed the fricking corks and felt a little tingly - so naturally we got nekkid. We'd been saving page 73 for a special occasion, so we gathered up the necessary supplies - a bottle of ketchup, two ten-penny nails, Dramamine, and twenty feet of butcher paper and headed into the playroom. "This won't hurt for long, bub," said my little darling (so I dared to use the chair) - but first the cloth cushion had to go. I tossed it to the corner, and it caught on the trapeze, hung there - so I grabbed it once again and gave a solid yank - I heard a rip then read the tattered tag: "Do not remove by penalty of law." Just then, a knocking at my door, a flash of badge, and damned if Johnny Law didn't haul me to the hoosegow. One phone call: Happy New Year, Bubeleh, could you come and bail me out? "In the morning, honey, Dick is dropping his ball." All rights reserved
This Tells Me Who My Friends Are ..........
I am thinking about entering a contest and was wondering how much help i would have. Please let me know if you would help thanks . I will return all love after i got done the contest .
Hehehe.... Copied From Kerch
Subject: Quantas Airlines Quantus Airlines: After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Quantas pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, Quantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident. (P = The problem logged by the pilot.) (S = The solution and action taken by the mechanics.) P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not ins
The Life Was Back When!!!
I as a little girl growing up can remenber when ice cream cones coast only a nickle for 1 very large scoop! And going to see a moive was only a quarter.That was back in the 50's. The coast then went up in the 60's to .75 cents. But of course my Aunt was running the palce at that time.Then I saw the price of gas . It was not all that bad then. As time went on and I got older. The prices just seem to have more than doubled. More like tripled!!! It just seem funny that all the fun times slowed down not just me . But for everyone. Less and less people had been going to go out. Things got a little tight for everyone. There was a year that we call the depreshion. That I think was the hardest year that as a child could have been. But we got through it. It is funny how you can remenber the things of the past. Some people feel that thay where the beat of the old times.
We Need You
Stinkeye Radio Is Back!!! Stinkeye Radio is back and looking for people to join our team! If you are intrested in filling the following positions please contact us at the addy below, we currently need outgoing people in the following positions: DJs - Must love music, be outgoing, No Experience needed, We will train you. Also looking for Djs to travel to do live shows as well. Admins - Must have Experience handling stations business. This Also requires Djing. Advertisement - Must be outgoing, Must advertise not only online but in public. Must be able to help set up live shows. Head Of Advertisement - Experience Preffered but will train as this job requires running all of thee advertisement department. Adevertisement Assistant - Experience Preffered but will train, as you will be helping the Head of advertisement. Tech Support - Must be experienced with the SAMS program. Security - Experience Preffered, Must be willing to travel to do live shows. **
A Night In The Great Outdoors
God, I love the great outdoors! I love the smells, the wind in my hair, fish guts, worms, you name it. Diane? Not so much the guts and worms... We took my tent and a sleeping bag and headed to a spot I know far away from the crowds - it was after work on a Friday, so it was nearly dark by the time we pitched camp. It took a while to get a fire going, mostly because Diane kept making Smokey Bear jokes and laughing while I worked at getting a spark, spinning a stick like in Boy Scouts. Finally: "Here, Smokey, why don't you use my Bic?" My goddamn marshmallow fell into the fire, but she let me pick the little bits of leftovers off her stick while she ate my candy bar. I didn't want a fucking s'more anyway. "Mmmm, I'm full, Smokey, I'm gonna turn in." I should tell you that I have a big tent, a big sleeping bag - plenty of room for two so I wasn't worried about that - and when we slid into our comfy set-up, she felt warm and damn nice next to me.
This blog serves as more of a test than anything else. Is anyone reading these anymore? If so, I don't see you showing up and I don't see any comments. I'm noticing the bulletins are also going through unread. Is it some sort of glitch, or are people really this disinterested? If it's the latter, people are missing out. Or, are they? Is it something I'm doing? Something I'm not doing? Tell me what it is you want to see here. Or, tell me if I'm offending you. Please clue me in so I know what to change, at least.
Just Another Night
Yeah, it was a Friday, but we needed to rest recharge our batteries so to speak - long hard week. We were going to watch a DVD, maybe pop some popcorn - so we snuggled on the sofa, remote nearby, but stopped to kiss - then took a couple minutes to talk about our day and kissed again. We were going to watch a movie, but my hand touched the wrong (right) button - Diane was unleashed and, shit, next thing I know, I'm on my knees and she's hollerin' like a damn Texan: "Yeeeeehaaaaw!" Let go of my ears, baby, I know what I'm doing. Of course, one thing led to another and pretty soon she's got me doing something new on the top of the bookshelf with my feet dangling somewhere near Dostoevsky and my dangle dang near holding all her weight. She used my head to clean the cobwebs from the corner as she leaned backwards and grabbed the chocolate sauce from the kitchen counter (have I told you how much I like chocolate?) - damn near went into diabet
In The Army Now
well as of yesterday i have reserved my posistion in the army. I go to MEPS (physical exam) wednsday ... I will be leaveing before the end of the month.. I will be working in water treatment until and animal health care specialist position becomes available... I guess i'm ready to get out of small town east texas and do something with my life i figure i only have to sign up for two years i have money to go to college plus that AWESOME 20,000 dollar cash bonus they are handing out at the moment.. lol only bad part of all of this is i have to lie to my family and tell them i'm joining the airforce so they won't vertualy disown me and worry themselves sick over me.. although they will have no choice but to find out when i send them the packet saying i'm graduating from training in the army .. oh well i feel bad but i know it's for the best.. basicly i'm writeing this on here because i need to get it off my chest and i cant tell anyone ...
Rugby: The Basics
A BRIEF HISTORY Rugby has its roots firmly in a public school environment. It is widely regarded as William Webb Ellis who started the revolution in 1823, when during a football match at Rugby school (no prizes for guessing where they got the name) he picked up the ball and ran the length of the pitch, triumphantly smashing the ball into his opponents net. The idea caught on, and many different versions of the same game emerged. Decades after Webb Ellis' antics (1871), these versions were unified by Rugby playing clubs, giving rise to the Rugby Football Union (RFU), which is still the governing body today. Although it took time for the game to develop, it seems fitting that the 'Webb Ellis Trophy' is awarded to the winner of the four-yearly Rugby World Cup Final, which has been running since 1987. A TEAM OF TWO HALVES A rugby team consists of fifteen players, separated into forwards and backs. The forwards are generally big and burly, utilised in the scrum/line out/close-quar
Ok. I am headed out for the weekend, hope everyone has a fantastic weekend! talk soon!!
Is This The Night?
I got a little note from Kelly - she thanked me for a "lovely evening" yadda yadda yadda, said I was a "calming influence" on Diane and then... (Shit, I sure wish hadn't ever read that note...) ...she asked me when I would "make an honest woman of our little princess". So I spent all day thinking: Sure, why not? No way! But, I love her! It's too fast! But, I love her! Don't be an idiot, Scott. But, I love her! I love her? Aw, FUCK! So then I rehearsed for about an hour. (I even dug out my grandmother's diamond ring, polished it up and held it next to a ring Diane left on the dresser - perfect goddam fit.) She got home while I was out buying some Crystal. I walked in and she jumped me and put her tongue someplace her hand usually goes first and damned if I didn't have the loveliest leggiest earmuffs before I could put the bottle on the counter. Killed the mood. Created a completely different (yet somehow equally compelling) one. Mayb
Man Bites Head Off Girlfriend's Snake
Man allegedly bit head off snake The royal python tasted lovely, Irishman allegedly said in heat of fight The Associated Press Updated: 5:57 p.m. ET Aug 24, 2007 BELFAST, Northern Ireland - A Northern Ireland man bit off the head of his girlfriends pet snake during a fight and remarked that it tasted lovely, lawyers testified Friday. Shane Cooke, a 33-year-old bricklayer, was arraigned in Belfast High Court on charges of assaulting his girlfriend, Coleen McGleenon, and fatally torturing her royal python Aug. 4. McGleenons lawyers said he headbutted her twice and picked up her pet, put it in his mouth, and threw its severed head at her. Your snake tasted lovely, he was quoted as saying. Cookes lawyer, Adrian Higgins, said his client admitted both offenses and had attacked the snake because he knew his girlfriend loved it. He said Cooke, from the border village of Keady, had been consuming alcoholic drinks for several hours before the attack. 2007
Carnival Of Rust
I Will Always Love You!
I have loved and been hurt by love I have seen joy and yet there is pain I have breathed and yet i am breathless In your presence Consumed by your beauty the essence of love I have walked a thousand miles in my shoes On a road which never ends Through the driving rains many tears have fallen Swept up in the passage of time My heart will linger in the moonlight As i breathe the ocean breeze tonight For on the horizon there is a new day A story still left untold For the dreamer dreams of hope And a lover feels with their heart So why is it human nature For us to tear ourselves apart?? 12 min ago
Man Stabs Sea Lion
Man charged in stabbing of sea lion Fisherman allegedly attacked animal after it took his bait The Associated Press Updated: 12:30 p.m. ET Aug 31, 2007 LOS ANGELES - A fisherman accused of stabbing a sea lion with a steak knife after the animal stole his bait was charged Thursday with violating the federal Marine Mammal Protection Act. Hai Nguyen, 24, faces a misdemeanor count of illegally taking and attempting to kill a marine mammal, the U.S. attorney's office said. If convicted he faces up to one year in prison and a $20,000 fine. Nguyen was arrested July 27 in Newport Beach. Police said he was fishing off a pier when the sea lion, a 6-foot female weighing about 150 pounds, apparently snatched the bait from his fishing pole. Authorities said he stabbed the sea lion with the knife. The animal was severely wounded and was later euthanized. Messages left with the Orange County fisherman were not immediately returned Thursday. He was expected to be arraigned sometime in

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