All's quiet on the western front, but all is not quiet in Blitzed Out. An earthquake that registered a 10 on the rictor scale has struck, doing more damage to the lounge than a saturday night. More to come on this late breaking story.
-NEWS FLASH 3:04 PM: It hs been confirmed that there was in fact no earthquake, but some body needs to take some bean-o.
-NEWS FLSH 3:07 PM: It seems tht my "" key is cting up ... plese prdon the lck of 's. It int my freekin fult.
The folowing NEWS FLASH! is brought to you by: PORK BRAINS.
PORK BRAINS, just like momma use to make em.
-NEWS FLASH 3:30 PM: The instalation and testing of Blitzed Out's anti-n00b missles has been completed.
-NEWS FLASH 3:52 PM: Coming to a theater near you:
ding fries are done II
-NEWS FLASH 4:13 PM: GO JESUS GO JESUS GO! GO JESUS GO JESUS GO!
