NEWSFLASH has decides to pack everything up into the back of a bright red VW microbus with shovels and rakes and other impliments of destruction and roam. We're going on a road trip, a journey to far away places in order to bring YOU , the faithful viewer, news from all over the entire FUBAR-verse. So be on the look out for NEWSFLASH in a lounge near you!
NEWSFLASH 12:56 AM: We began our trip in BLOOD BATH where local scientists have found a species of man eating plant. We would have photos... but mike, the camera man, was eaten.
NEWSFLASH 1:06 AM: our journy then took us to SNAKE EYES RADIO ... there was talk of assgoblins, butt nachos, evil monkeys, and refried beans. We kept driving and tried not to make eye contact for fear of being eaten.