"Jesus loves me this I know, for the bible tells me so, if he hollers let him go, and his name was bingo!"

I like heavy metal - the greats, the classics, power metal, folk metal, black metal, the obscures and the pretties.

I don't like your 'pig caught under a gate, "piercings and tattoos everywhere but don't actually know how to play the bass guitar I'm holding"skilless musicians ' bullshit.

I don't like your 'mopey, eye shadow wearing, pretty-boy who sings about playing the wristfiddle' crap.

I don't like your ' "I'm a gangster, let me talk about 'the streets' and 'the struggle' and 'cop popping' so you'll dish out loads of cash so I can pay my housekeeper and bodyguard" ' shit.

I don't like your 'born after 1965, tree hugging, patchouli scented, whiteboy dreads and rags' analseepages. ( by the way, the health board has issued an ultimatum: bathe or get out)

I don't like your 'mac toting, ironic facial hair, tight jeans, questionable gender, "needs more upright bass, because I went to music school (read as:'took an intro class once')" ' turdlings.

And above all things - Chances are good that I don't like you.

Bouncer ID check : BM
(teeheehee)

scratch that, lets call this quotes.

"How, you might ask, can a grown man love
Ten thousand tons of steel?
Well, you had to have served on the Portland, friend,
To know just how we feel." - Joseph H. Arbour Jr.

" Non est sæpius in uno homine summa salus periclitanda rei publicæ" - Cicero

"I think its a big turn on to walk down the street and kick little kids" - Varg Vikernes

" Quae neque confirmare argumentis neque refallere in animo est: ex ingenio suo quisque demat vel addat fidem." - Tacitus

"Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science." - Charles Darwin