MYSTICAL FANTASIES is starting a fund raiser. If you would care to donate to the "help us fix the door" fund raiser... wire... me... money...
NEWSFLASH 1:36 AM: It was worth a try.
NEWSFLASH 1:38 AM: It appears that fubar has been invaded by cows.
NWSFALSH 1:40 AM: EAT MOR CHIKIN!
NEWSFLASH 1:56 AM: NEWSFLASH is back, after having been dragged out of my chair and beaten by a pack of evil cows. We would like to thank PUNKIE for her immediate action and heroic efforts. By staying touned to NEWSFLASH, PUNKIE was able to ward off the cows and avert certain doom. Thank you PUNKIE, you have saved the day.
And how can you the common joe become a crime fighting purveyor of justice? Simple! Stay tuned to NEWSFLASH.