COULD IT BE? IS IT POSSIBLE? COULD IT BE... GONE?
LOUISIANA- Today, in a small suburban home in South Louisiana, a priceless artifact has gone missing. This peice of history known simply as "the helmet" was found sitting on the ground the day after halloween of 2004... no one knows where it came from but many beleive it was a gift from the gods. It is said to grant the wearer the ability to say things that make no sense and still not feel stupid. Many fear that if this sacred relic of yore was to slip into the wrong hands, it could be the end of the world as we know it.
NEWSFLASH 1:16 AM: This just in- a group of homicidal terrorist ferrets claimed to have taken the helmet and are holding it hostage!
NEWSFLASH 10:38 pm: Still no sign of the helmet. Authorities fear that if it is not returned soon reality might start to fall to pieces.
