Wal-Mart greeter
>
>A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
her
>two kids,
>yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
>
>The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly,
>"Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are
>they twins?"
>
>The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't."
>
>"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
think
>they're twins?
>Are you blind, or just stupid?"
>
>"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
>couldn't believe you got laid twice."
>"Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
debi
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