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How Can Life Go On
how can a person go on with their life when the EX is still causing havick when all you want is for that person to just go away and go on with their life, i havent heard from her in like 3 months and now all of a suden she poops up 2 times in 3 days, first of all she has been off of my auto insurance for a year now and 4 days ago she tried to put herself back on my policy and just last nite she contacted me through e-mail wanting to be friends and talk. i do not wish to talk to her nor have any contact with her whatsoever, she lives 2 hours from me and just a matter of time when she will find me. i would hate the day when that gets here.

Always Tell The Truth
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their FUN, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me". "Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are c

Confused You Will Be!!!
Two men, one American and a Bangladeshi, were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.The Indian man said to the American: "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems." The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story: I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. "After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson.Ultimately, I have become my own grand father a

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Meet The Bilderbergers - Our Invisible Government Copyd For Reading
MEET THE BILDERBERGERS - OUR INVISIBLE GOVERNMENT copyd for reading MEET THE BILDERBERGERS - OUR INVISIBLE GOVERNMENT By Kent Welton Meet The Bilderbergers – Our Invisible Government When 100 or so of the most powerful people in the world, or their surrogates, meet in secret, and black out reports of their endeavors in their own global corporate media, you can be sure they are not working in the public interest. People working in the public interest do not meet in secret, and these sessions will not be reported. The Oligarchy will not be televised. In short these people rule the world, they own, control, or manage the central banks, the major investment banks, major media and think tanks and academia institutions. This is the global ruling elite’s annual enclave, a thoroughly fascist affair... the people are not invited Thanks to people like Jim Tucker and Gaylon Ross you may view the information below to get an idea of who attends these confabs – ongoing si

Martial Law Has Arrived Nierika Ty
Martial Law has arrived nierika TY Martial Law has arrived Nancy Levant May 31, 2007 Okay, what does it take to declare Martial Law in America? It takes 1) a declared state of emergency, 2) a readied "homeland" paramilitary system to enforce the powers of Martial Law, and 3) one signature of the one person who has the authority to make the declaration. So, let's get this straight. 1) In 1933, America's WAS declared into a state of emergency, which has never been rescinded. We ARE PRESENTLY in a declared state of emergency (and have been for nearly 75 years), 2) multiple paramilitary systems have been raised, readied, operating, and practicing â€” beginning in 1974, and 3) the president of the united States need only sign a piece of paper to END the constitutional government of the united States. On May 9, 2007, our president signed a National Security Presidential Directive â€” an unconstitutional piece of paper â€” which gave to himself the powers of t

How To Say I Love You In 100 Languages
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M\'bi fe Bengali - Ami tomake bhalobashi (pronounced: Amee toe-ma-kee bhalo-bashee) Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T\'estimo Cherokee - Tsi ge yu i (Thanks Nancy!) Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Elvish - Amin mela lle (from The Lord of The Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien) Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki\' Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t\'aime, Je t\'adore Frisian - Ik hâld fan dy Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort

What Is Your Sign? Make Sure Ur Repost Or U Will Have Bad Luck
True descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. C • A • P • R • I • C • O • R • N: The passionate Lover Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irresistible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost. V • I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. Gives great ad

A Displaced Texan Sent This To Me... (so Much Is Exactly True!!!)
When you're from Texas like me, people that you meet ask you questions like?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns, eh?" Have you ever looked at a map of the world. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow... so you're from Iowa? Know why? Because there's no place like Texas. Texas is the Alamo. Texas is breathtaking mountains. Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas Hill Country. Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas. Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas. Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops. Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern

New 9/11 Study Has Dlinks To Government, Pentagon Irect
New 9/11 Study Has DLinks To Government, Pentagon irect Bulletin: "Independent" study financed by Feds Steve Watson Prison Planet Friday, June 22, 2007 A newly released Purdue University animation showing how fire caused the collapse of the World Trade Center towers on 9/11 claims to be independent but in reality has been federally funded and was conducted by individuals with direct links to the Pentagon and the White House. Earlier this week we covered the news that the new study roughly correlates with the findings of the 2005 National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) report and supports the official line that the airplanes stripped away crucial fireproofing material and that the weakened towers collapsed under their own weight. Full article here - http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/june2007/220607study.htm

Love
Don't be too good I will miss you. Don't be too caring, I might like you. Don't be too sweet, I might fall for you. It's hard for me to love you when you won't love me after all... Bottomline : A person who makes me love him/her is actually a person who loves me more than I love him/her. If someone comes in your life and becomes a part of you but for some reasons he couldn't stay, don't cry too much... Just be glad that your paths crossed and somehow he made you happy even for a while. Bottomline : Time will tell, If he's yours he will come back Two tear drops were floating down the river. One teardrop said to the other, "I'm the teardrop of a girl who loved a man and lost him. Who are you?" "I'm the teardrop of the man who regret letting a girl go..." Bottomline : Nobody will sympathise a person who constantly let chances passes by without making any efforts to salvage We normally don't realise how important our loved and closed ones are until they have le

War
sun burnt skin sore ass numb fingers red eyes dry throat pull in ta the watering hole and flip a 20 drink a few lie a lot tell the girls there wicked hot yer bros walk in its time to move ya tell the babes go get yer groove behind the bar the car roll in the gangsters stand to take the feild the war is to come that we all can feel this war has run for years im told the steets are no longer paved in gold we put up dukes hey pull a knive a charge of adrenaline a spark of life gun fire rips unto the night the bloody cars slip outta site this war to day was wonby us cant wait for tommorow to start more fuss

What A Weekend
my weekend, was great. lets see, saturday, i cleaned my house, watched a movie cheech and chong:up in smoke. best movie of all. i talked to my best friend joanne, i was going to go to the concert with her, but i was told to stay home cuz someone was coming over. WHICH THEY SHOWED UP. so around 6pm. my friend matthew showed up. yes the one in the pic with me. we hung out, he wanted me to go some where with him, but i said no i have to stay home. well, today is sunday, and i am tired, but cant sleep. that sux too, because i know what time i will be getting up. but its kewl because Monday is pay day......YAY. ok, thats all about my day. talk later

My New Job
my new job id going better then i thought it would and im so happy!! If you dont know I got a job a few months back as a DJ.I do parties,birthdays,bars whatever ppl want a DJ for.My bosses name is David and he is a super cool guy.He has someone eles who works for him named Jon.Jon is a jackass.He fucked up some stuff that anyone with a head would know what to do.So David tole me that I have done better faster then he thought I learned how to do everything alot faster then he thought and every job i have had the ppl have loved me so hes going to train me to do weddings and then karaoke.Wedding make more money and so does Karaoke so that will be nice and ill be working alot more.I already work alot now cuz its just me and David now that he doesnt like Jon.Its great money and I get to play music and get paid what could be better?

Proffessor In College
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?" Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!" Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. " Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?" Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?" Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed. Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question. He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old wo

And I Can't Sleep Again
There is so much on my mind right now that I can’t sleep even after more than enough sleeping pills to do the trick. It’s amazing isn’t it how when there is something on your mind that needs to be dealt with that your body will react however it wants despite all logic and reasoning. I’ve been taking stock of my life the past few days, evaluating what I think of myself and others, figuring out what exactly I want and how exactly I am going to get it. It all started with a look at my life . . . So, I am 30 years old. I am single. I have a son who is almost 13 that I have always raised on my own. I have an attitude that bothers most people. I have a wall set up around me and my life that takes a very special person to break through. I am a bigger sized girl and damn comfortable in my own skin at this or any other size. I have a past that I am not 100 % comfortable with reliving just yet; though working my way to it. I am not ashamed of nor do I regret anything in m

Take A Walk!
Holy crap are we obsessed with food? Get out doors and away from your computers folks! Try some freaking vegetables instead of that Big Mac! Seriously, are all of your mirrors broken? It's an epidemic, don't believe me, then go through all the members here on Fubar, and tell me there's not a problem. I think all the fit ones are either in jail or off fighting for oil! Take a walk, it'll do you good, maybe even save your life!

Funny
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a ! sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts

I Love This Song ( I Sing This Song When I Go To Sleep In A Whisper)
Let me be the one who calls you baby All the time Surely you can take some comfort Knowing that you're mine Just hold me tight, lay by my side and let me be the one who calls you Baby all the time I found my place in the world Could stare at your face for the rest of my days Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and Smother me Warm and alive I'm all over you would you smother me? Let me be the one who never leaves You all alone I hold my breath and lose the feeling That I'm on my own Hold me too tight stay by my side and let me be the one who calls you Baby all the time I found my place in the world Could stare at your face for the rest of my days Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and Smother me Warm and alive I'm all over you would you smother me? When I'm alone time goes so slow I need you here with me and how my mistakes have made Your heart break Still I need you here with me Baby I'm here Now I can breathe, turn my insides out and

Can You Read This!!!!!
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs tell others !!

What Does A Kiss Mean?
*Kiss on the stomach-----"lets do it" *Kiss on the Forehead ----"i hope we"re together forever" *Kiss on the Ear ---"I"m horny" *Kiss on the Cheek ---"We"re friends" *Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" *Kiss on the Neck ---"we belong together" *Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" *Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you

Blindman
YESTERDAY I SAW A BLIND MAN WITH HIS DOG,AT THE ROADSIDE THE DOG STOPPED AS DID THE BLIND MAN...THE DOG THEN LIFTED ITS LEG AND PISSED ON THE BLIND MANS FOOT..HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS POCKET AND PULLED OUT A BISCUIT AND HANDED IT DOWN TO THE DOG....I WENT OVER TO THIS MAN AND SAID..THATS THE MOST COMPASIONATE THING IVE SEEN FOR AGES .....COMPASSION MY ASS HE SAID I WANT TO KNOW WHERE HIS MOUTH HIS SO I CAN BOOT HIS BOLLOCKS IN

...um Dont Know
ok either i am being really brave or really stupid but i want to tell someone i really like her, i dont want to rush into anything but everytime i talk to her i just want to say something but i always chicken out or my mind goes blah! i dont even know if she feels the same way about me that i do about her, i will understand if she just wants to be friends cause i will respect whatever she decides :) so if she is reading this, i like you and maybe we could try it out or wait i dont mind i just need to know lol :) *whew* now i feel better getting that off my chest. :D EDIT: i think shes a bit surprise lol, i hope she understands everything, i just needed to let her know what i felt, um if she wants to give me a response no matter what the response is i am ready for it

Football
Well its another year of football looks like my Ravens have a great team again this year. I think we will win the AFC North again and make the playoffs. My feeling on the week one match up is that the Bengels will prob beat them on monday night.

Women Of My Dreams
Dear, woman of my dreams, How I long to meet you one day, Don't know what it will be like, Unsure of what I'll have to say I know that this sounds crazy But, I've failed to meet you yet, And I really cant wait till I do, It will be the day I wont forget For I know that I will fall in love, With you right then and there, I promise to show you forever, And just how much I really care I'll be basking in your beauty, Finally alive inside my dreams, I'll be in love with you forever, Life will be as it should seem You will be my heavenly angel, You will make me see the light, I will hold you with all my love, And make love to you at night We will raise a family together, And we will be husband and wife, Forever inside the eternities, We will have an amazing life Dear, woman of who'm I speak, I will be the man of your dreams, And I will show you a real love, You'll see exactly what i mean

Still Waiting On You
Spreading these arms Keeping smilies on my face I am still waiting for you Having bright love in my eyes Keeping strong feelings in my heart I am still waiting for you Facing every storm in life Standing alone in another side I am still waiting for you My love will never die wishing to see you by my side I am still waiting for you

Untitled 1999
I'm in your mind, But you can't sense me. In your blood, Circulating evenly. In your heart, Pressing buttons. In your soul, Pulling strings. I'm playing with your feelings, Your meanings and understandings. I'm surging through your body, But you don't know I'm there. I know just what you're feeling. It's funny, You don't know I exist. I'm decaying you from the inside out. Yet still, You don't feel it. I'm tearing strings and upsetting organs. You don't have a clue. Yeah, This is me doing this to you. 1999

U.s. Soldier Video Collage "damage Is Done" Black Label Society
God Bless everyone who is overseas risking their lives for US! Lord, please keep them all safe, please bring them all home safe and sound to their families, friends and loved ones very, very soon. God bless the souls of those whom have already lost their lives, may they R.I.P. :(

Woman Can Fuck Themselfs
i like how all woman say they dont look fr someone hot,rich etc.... and yet when i talk to them they say, oh your cute or hot then fucking use me for a free meal. i fucking hate that and wont take ir anymore. so that means i dont look that good. who fucking cares anymore. i dont. maybe when they arent retarded then i might. so all you woman fuck you and burn in fucking hell.

My Story
I was asked by a wesbsite called www.ValleyRally.com to write about my experience living with fibromyalgia....here it is My Problem I am a 23 year old female. In May of 2002, just weeks before I graduated from high school, I was in my 6th car accident. I was 18 at the time, and none of the car accidents had ever been my fault. In fact, this was the first one I was in where I was the driver. A woman rear-ended me while I was stopped at a red light, and slammed my car into the back of the car infront of me. This car accident was the one that changed, and for a while, destroyed my life. I was put on vicodin for the pain after the accident. However, that pain never went away....and neither did the vicodin. I was on it for about a year, over which time it just slowly stopped helping. At this time, I was still working (waiting tables) and was in school. Next my doctor tried morphine patches, actiq sticks (morphine "lollipops" usually used for cancer patients), valium, percodan, percose

What Is A Friend?
What is a friend? A friend should have your back. A friend is someone you can trust. A friend is someone who is there even when your family is not. A friend is someone to share things with. A friend is someone to laugh with. A friend is someone to cry with. A friend is there to lend a hand. A friend is someone you can count on no matter what. A friend has your back in a bad situation. A friend will tell you things straight...whether it's what you wanted to hear or not. A friend would tell you if they couldn't help ya out even if they were afraid it would hurt your feelings. A friend is someone who keeps your secrets safe. A friend is someone you would do all af the above things for. I thought I had friends like that but it turns out they had my back,they were just waiting to turn the knife This is for a select few... I love you all my friends ♥ ♥ ♥ I love you!!!!! I love you!!!!! I love you!!!!! I love you!

This Goes To My Crush...hope She Knows Who She Is
Justin Timberlake - Summer Love Ridin' in the drop top with the top down Saw you switchin' lanes girl Pull up to the red light, lookin' right Come here, let me get your name girl Tell me where you from, what you do, what you like Let me pick your brain girl And tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame girl But let me show you 'round, let me take you out Bet you we could we could have some fun girl 'Cause we can do it fast (fast), slow, whichever way you wanna run girl But let me buy you drinks, better yet rings Do it how you want it done girl And who would've thought that you could be the one 'cause I I can't wait to fall in love with you You can't wait to fall in love with me This just can't be summer love, you'll see This just can't be summer love (L-O-V-E) Come on and lemme show you 'round Let me take you out, bet you we could have some fun girl 'Cause we can dress it up, we can dress it down Any way you want it done girl O

Uncle Melon's How To Eat Pussy :)
How to Eat Pussy*or Everything You Need to Know About Cunnilingus But You Were Too Busy Picking the Hairs Out of Your Teeth to Ask Eating pussy can be one of the most wonderful things you can do for a woman (or so I read on the cover of Cosmo). It makes her feel appreciated, respected, desirable, and has the potential to give her an orgasm that will shatter glass, raise the dead, even wake you in the next room. Besides, lots of women expect it these days, and men who perform great oral sex are always in demand. If you gain a reputation as an expert, many classy, attractive women, way out of your league, may overlook your other shortcomings. Just kidding, but it gives us an excuse to talk more about vaginas. The vagina is a mystery to most men. It's hidden away. Taken out only for special occasions and then quickly put back into hiding. Like an english muffin, its full of nooks and crannies and tastes best slathered in melted butter. For something so complex you'd think there wou

Afraid Of Getting Hurt
I remember back in the day when girls used to say things like "I need some time." or "I'm afraid of getting hurt" or "I'm afraid of hurting you". It sucks when girls say this "I'm afraid of getting hurt" stuff, because on some level, I knew it was bull. On the one hand, yes we are all afraid of getting hurt, of becoming too close with someone. We fear this because we know that in the past, we gave our power away to attractive people whom we loved. We are afraid of losing control over our self. On the OTHER hand, however, I couldn't help but think a girl was brushing me off, trying to let me down easy. Or they have said that they need to talk to me and then avoided doing it and leaving me to figure it out. The ones who are really cold and manipulative will avoid you and not say anything at all. I had that happen a few times. I learned from experience that when women say this "I don't want to hurt you" stuff or "I need some time"... it's usually because they already have

Open Your Soul!
Trust Loyalty Dedication Sincerity Love Friendship Peace Comfort Fun Excitment Nothing Everything SMALL THINGS, These are the most important things To any good relationship If any are missing If any are not complete and balanced If any disappear or stop Then what do you have where will it go Yes it is hard to give someone all of this Cause it is like letting go and giving all of you Hurt Dispair Depression Cheating Broken Heart These are a few of the things that could happen If the list above is not complete I have had the privalage of feeling all but never at the same time One cause another was missing But with all of that to love with all your heart and soul out ways all of the pain that could come your way for the first time in my life I have all of the top list with one yes just one person absolutly none of the second So one thing I have learned no matter the emotion no matter the circumstance keep your heart keep your ears

Lsu Rocks!!!!!
BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) -- LSU didn't need any small-school sacrificial lambs on its early season schedule to post a couple of gaudy blowouts. No. 9 Virginia Tech couldn't stop the second-ranked Tigers any more than some pushover. Keiland Williams ran for 126 yards and two touchdowns, while quarterback Matt Flynn led LSU to scores on four of it first five possessions as LSU (2-0) cruised to a 48-7 victory over the uncharacteristically hapless Hokies (1-1) on Saturday night. LSU's menacing defense drove Virginia Tech starting quarterback Sean Glennon from the game midway through the second quarter. Williams highlighted an overwhelming first half for the Tigers with a career-long 67-yard run for a touchdown. LSU had a 24-0 lead after the first 18 minutes and outgained Tech 327-40 in the first half -- a week after its 45-0 dismantling of Southeastern Conference rival Mississippi State. Williams added a 32-yard touchdown run in the fourth quarter. Jacob Hester had 81 yards

The Loneliness Of Being On The Road
I finally got a promotion with my company after trying for 11 years and I love my new position, but have been on the road almost for 2 months since I started this position in July of this year. The only downside on it is I am by myself and miss my family and wish they could enjoy seeing some of the things I have seen over the last two months. I have driven to Los Angeles twice now and getting ready to make the drive again on Monday, if anyone ever gets the chance to make that drive down I70 from Denver to LA I recommend doing it cause the sites are amazing all the mountains, rivers and valleys you get to see are just incredible. The one thing that impressed me the most was coming into Las Vegas around 10 at night and popping up on top of this ridge and then just seeing the lights of the city as it stretchs across the valley for miles is something to see.

Try Again Thanks Pie Daddy..lol
Hornyscopes!! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this. AQUARIUS MALE IN BED He has amazing staying power in the sack. He can keep at it and control hims

For Him
It's late at night and I'm not sleeping. Not even close to it. Today is his birthday, he would be 29. God only knows where he would have been today. Maybe Iraq? Afghanistan? Or maybe sitting in some bar making people laugh? He would have kissed all the pretty girls and told them they were beautiful. They would have took his words jokingly. Truth was, he always meant his words. He loved people for who they were, not for what he expected for them to be. He saw you when nobody else was looking. He called when you weren't expecting, but somehow had perfect timing. I miss his company, his friendship, I miss his stupid jokes, I miss his honesty, I miss his words which could heal a sore heart. He was one of those guys who didn't know how to break a heart, didn't know how to play the game. He never had a reason to. One of the few guys who was truly different than the rest of them out there. How many times I have replayed that phone call that changed everything in my mind. Like a bad dream

Withered Wings
Sitting on the edge of a cloud, he watched her. He was her guardian, Aubrey, the one sent to watch over her and guide her through life’s journey. She was crying again, her body bleeding and bruised, she soon fell asleep, consumed by her own exhaustion; this was when he could help her the most. The girl’s dreams were beautiful, she had everything a little girl could ever hope for and was always so happy. There was never any pain or sorrow when she was dreaming, they couldn’t hurt her here. As he watched her play in her perfect dreamland his heart ached, he knew that it wouldn’t last, that when she awoke the pain and suffering would set in again. His once majestic wings seemed somewhat withered at the thought of what this girl goes through, but he was at least happy that he could bring her the joy that he did. With the sunrise, the girl got up and fixed the breakfast for her family. He cringed as she was hit for simple mistakes, or simply because they felt like hitting her, but she co

Fear Vs. Afraid
To Fear to be afraid sometimes I wonder are these two the same I fear falure I am afraid of being hurt I fear not being a good mom I am afraid of being alone I fear loosing my self I am afraid of being worthless I fear letting someone to close I am afraid of showing emotion The list could go on and on but are they the same to you how about you Fear to me is much more a powerful emotion Afraid I do not feel has as much control Fear can cause you to never Afraid can cause you to go slow So tell me what do you thinK but to beat all to be absolutly honest I do not fear or am not afraid I AM SCARED SHITLESS!!

Sick Of The Possessiveness!!!
Apparently, I have become the focus and the center of a lot of attention as of late, and God's honest truth, I HATE IT!!! There are some people who don't seem to grasp the concept I want absolutely NO DRAMA on my page or my life! Yet there are some who seem to want to give it to me anyway! So these rules are especially for them!: 1.) POSSESSIVENESS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!! I am my own person and I have my own life! People who think I don't make time for them should remember I am in school, doing homework and getting ready to return to work in a few weeks. Also, I really never believed in the 'crush' feature on here, and the person I am with knows who she is (whomever it may be at the time)! If you are now gonna vie for my crush, know that I am back to my old ways and will put it on NO ONE!!! If you don't like that, too bad! This is MY page!!! I call the shots! 2.) Anyone who wants to start shit with someone else on my page based on a comment that was left for me is

I Do Remember 9/11 Does Anyone Else
In Memory Of 9-11-01Never ForgetI'll never forget that awful dayWhen our world turned upside downThe stunning blow that shook us allIt could happen in any town. Our lives are changed foreverCaution leads the wayWe're wary now and carefulNo, we shall never forget that day. We used to be so impatientAs we hurried from place to placeBut now we patiently wait our turnWith a smile upon our face. We'll never forget those we lostIn our hearts they will remainThey sacrificed for all of usAnd they did not die in vain. So never forget that awful dayAnd how it changed us allComing together with care and loveOne nation...standing proud and tall.~ Charlotte Anselmo ~

Love Story
I love someone, It's so true, Is it the same for you? I think of him all day long, Even though I know it's wrong, For he is with another, How jealus I am of that other, She's my best friend, and I don't want our friendship to end I don't want it to end over a boy, Even though she can annoy, I try to think he's not worth it, but if I can't have him I'll have a fit, Sometimes I want to cry, Cause he can tell a good lie, Making me want to blush and die, But he can also lift me off my feet, Just to knock me down with a simple sound, A sound of a word, Such a heartbreaking word, Yes, Yes I wil date you, Yes I will love you, Yes I will be yours, But at the same time it's a no, No he won't date me, no he won't love me, No he won't be mine, But the worst part is he has said those yes words to me, but they have never be. One's trust is developed, throughout time. When trust i smisplaced or lost your whole life shatters. You create a barrier, for your upcoming

Missing You
i've been living my alone trying to get you out of my life but after all this time i can't help myself but miss you you're once a dream that came true an illusion that turned to reality but suddenly, things turned differently the way they used to be untill such time i have no choice but to let you go you're the reason for my sleepless nights coz you keep stayin' on my mind i can't help myself from crying coz i'm missing you so much........ all the pain & sadness are bound inside my heart all the memories are still preserve in my mind i miss you so much coz i can't hide the fact that i'm still inlove with you my life will never be the same again now that you're gone i'll be trapped in this loneliness forever unless a girl like you will bloom into my life again.... I thought this was a letter I would never have to write, I hoped my tongue was something I could bite. I've realized its just something I cannot do, Here are my feelings, just a few. Fir

Matters Of The Heart
My heart is heavy...Can I talk to you...tell you how I feel..This fear I feel is real...I this emotional wreck, fearless, caged, locked up, and not willing to be set free..as real as it can be...do you understand that it's hard for me...to trust someone...with what's left of my heart...It's been abused...torn apart....I'll attempt to start with words because I can't find all the pieces...don't know if I ever will...I need some patience...and one of strong will...to help me through the panic...of trully letting go ...can you show me what it's like...to never doubt love's presence...can you guide me to that place of existence...that safe haven...shear essence..of trust... acceptance...teach me not to feel fearful of being loved just because...it threatens to overtake me...I want to be able to hear your voice... forget about keeping my guard up....I don't know if that's a wise choice but i'll take that risk...even upon seeing your face a visual reminder of...feeling my heart speed up a bi

This Is The End
This is my last and final blog. Im deleting my account. I will not explain the exact reason why. But obviously I need to go to get the point across. This is no longer a place for me. It has pains me to say all of this. But I have to go. Monday will be my final day. Which means if you wisih to stay in contact with me. Fu mail me with a way of contact and I will add or whatever asap. IF YOUR READING THIS AND YOUR ON MY LIST AND YOU SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE TOWARDS ME OR SMARTASS. YOU WILL BE DELTED. I DONT NOT WANT ANY! AND I MEAN ANY COMMENT LEFT IN THIS BLOG! CONTACT INFO ONLY IN MY FU MAIL!

Stupid Whores
GROW UP! AINT GOT NO LIFE MAKE DUMBASS COMMENTS WHAT YA JEALOUS? TO BAD IMMATURE YA NEED A LIFE FOR REAL SAVE THE FUKIN DRAMA FOR YOUR MOMMA CUZ I AINT GOT TIME KEEP FUKIN AROUND AND WE SHALL SEE JUST WHAT A MEAN BITCH I CAN REALLY BE!

If
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Things Do Not Wealth Make
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family. On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?" "It was great, Dad." "Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked. "Oh yeah," said the son. "So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?" asked the father. The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servant

More Random Bitching- On The Road
I don't know why they let stupid fucking people have driver's licenses. Road rage should be totally permissible if someone's going less than the speed limit in the left fucking lane. It's not Britain...hello! If you drive and you use a cell phone, do me a favor and get your license plate the same as your cell phone number so I can call your ass and tell you to hit the gas; the light is green, you fucktard. Don't speed up when I try to pass...duh. Don't hit the brakes when you pass me...duh. And.. Just because your car's a piece of fucking shit doesn't mean I want you riding on my ass. My car's nice; if you hit it, I will fuck your shit up. OK, there's my road rage

My Sons!
The day I found out was the best day of my life I could not wait for you to be born There was so many complications all I could do is pray for no harm I got sick and very big but you came out healthy and very beautiful we went through your surgeries scared and nervous you can guaranty but strong and there I had to be Then Your brother came another happy moment for me I have no regrets and wouldnt change a thing You to are my world and happy and healthy I will bring I pray to do my best and strength to carry you two for my love for you my sons will now and forever be pure,

A Poem I Wrote
i wrote this earlier today while thinking about my life: MY LIFE by Brian Rippee my life is alright but it could get better some days are easy some are hard take it one day at a time works but deep inside i feel empty like no one is there but i know that i have someone to talk to i try for my child try for myself but sometimes it blows up in my face, but i just keep going hoping for a light at the end of the dark tunnel called my life my heart tells me that there is someone out there for me, she could be a friend or someone i havent met but when the day comes that i can finally tell her how i feel then maybe that day will end in happiness and not sorrow so tonight i will go to sleep and pray that one day in my life, things will get better END sounds depressing i know but i try to not make it sound like it lol hope you liked it

It's Gonna Be Alright!
We've been through the dark, know its time to come into the light. With you by myside I know it will be alright. You picked me up when I fell down. You placed my feet back on the ground and you said. Our love is like a creek shallow and meek, Our love is like a river and its starting to run deep. Our Love is like the ocean gentle and meek. Baby take my heart to its highest peek. Its gonna be alright lets take this endless flight, a journey with its ups n downs and arguments and fights.Its gonna be alright as we said good night. You looked at me and said. Our love is like a creek shallow and meek, Our love is like a river and its starting to run deep. Our Love is like the ocean gentle and meek. Baby take my heart to its highest peek.

If You Could See
If you could see inside my soul see inside my heart you would know how I long for you whenever we're apart If you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know how I cherish you how much you mean to me In all the ways you comfort me the way you hold me near the way you know just what to do to chase away my fear The sparkle in your beautiful eyes your smile, laugh, your touch are just a few of many reasons I love you oh so much Knowing I can talk to you about any and everything and knowing together we will get through whatever life may bring I could search the whole world over and this I know is true I would never find another love like the love I found with you Though with each new day, each sunrise we can't know what's in store there is one thing I know for sure each day I love you more So if you could see inside my head if thoughts were things to see you would know I blessed I feel to have you here with me

You Are!
When you touch me I get the chills When you talk to me I get nervous When I am with you I dont know what to do When I am without you I just wanna cry You make me weak in the knees You take my breath away You give me butterflies in my tummy You make my heart skip a beat everytime I see you So I ask you what would you call that How do you explain it Pure and absolute, Love. You have been able to do this to me Since the day we met You put your arms around me Lowered your lips to mine. You are the the man You are the person You are my soulmate You are the love of my life!

I Wait For You. Nsfw
Here is a bit of creative writing that I attempted some time back. I was writing a much larger piece and needed to see if I could write from a female perspective. So this was really just a trial run at it. Please feel free to comment what I got right and what I did not get right, Thanks and Enjoy! ************************************************** I would love to be waiting for you, when you got home, sprawled out on your bed, naked, beneath only the top sheet. My hair splayed around your pillow, and another pillow between my arms, pressed against my breast, apparent that I was looking to hold someone when I fell asleep. When you arrive home, you strip down and climb into bed with me, careful not to wake me. Your skin brushes against mine as you cuddle up behind me, your cock starts to stir and begins to stiffen against my ass cheeks. The sudden presence of someone wakes me a little and I burrow deeper under the covers. Wiggling my ass against you and feeling the length of y

Egos Suck!!
before i start this..let me point out i do not care to spend the time to type capitol letters or format this properly.....typing sucks...... ..ok, i love fubar. i've had alot of fun here...but..i got a little bit of a problem..lemmie explain......why do some women post pics of themselves half naked, tongues spreadout like they're getting ready to orally service ron jeremy, with that look on their face like they just masturbated with a john deere lawn tractor in preparence for the next guy that comes across their site?...i mean gimmie a break, don't cryout that you're not being respected for your mind when you look like you're trying out for gangbang 2007......what's your problem?...did daddy not show you enough attention as a little girl?....did you not get that my little pony tea set as a little girl?...cry me a fuckin river..maybe...i think the reason women do this is to try to get away from the fact they have no fucking personality what so ever, so they compensate by showin thei

Need Comment Help In Contest Please
Hi guys. So I'm in a contest right. I'm way behind. So I figure like this. You help me and I...Well I make sure and repay the favor in my NFSW file. (Wicked Grin) What do you guys think? Help me out?? Here the link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=874502&albumid=553686&i=1803087647

!!!
so this is my first blog in the boring section cause well i call it boring cause my life seems so boring. i dont really have much time outside of the house to do shit cause i have my son all the time n his father n i just broke up like 2 1/2 months ago n at first everything was ok he was spendin time with him n having him every other weekend now he has not seem him or tried to see him for like a month now i quess he expects its my job to call him n to take the kid to see him n shit he knows how to get ahold of me if he wants to see aidan cause since i stopped being lilmiss taxi girl i've saved so much on gas but know i dont really have anytime to go out n do stuff for myself but then aigan i guess thats what happens when ur a single mom. well i bored u guys an enough

Every Girl Wants A Guy To Do These
Every girls dream since they were a little girl is that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life. • give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • give her one of your hoodies to wear so everyone knows shes yours. • leave her cute text/notes. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES. • look at her like she's the only girl you see. • tickle her even when she says stop. • when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. • let her fall asleep in your arms. • get her mad, then kiss her. *MY FAVORITE* • stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything • tease her and let her tease you back. • stay up all night with her when she's sick. • watch her favorite movie with her. • let her wear your clothes. • when she's sad, hang

Survey
1. What is the status of you and the last person you kissed? we are still together 2. What's bothering you right now? tiredness, and not being able to see my baby 3. Will you kiss the last person you kissed again? hell yeah, he is my baby.. 4. What is in your wallet? i carry everything in my back pocket 5.Whats your computer background? chalk drawing my daughters did 6. Background on your cell phone? hearts that say i love erik 7. What do you want in your life right now? i decline to answer that 8. Listening to? nuttin 9. Have you ever kissed anyone named Patty? no 10. What do you smell like? not sure 11. Eating? nope. but want sunflower seeds 12. What's your favorite thing to have on your bed? my stuffed puppy dog 13. Do you believe in soulmates? yes. 14. What do you wear to bed? depends, my babys t-shirt, or nuttin 15. Do you remember your dreams? yes and no 16. Who will you sleep with tomorrow night? myself.. :( 17. Have you

What I Miss The Most
What I Miss The Most I walk through the day thinking of you, and that I miss you in each and every way. I challenge my hopes but can only struggle out a few, And I miss you, is what I would like to say. I miss your smile that lit the fire in my eyes, and I miss the laughter you sometimes tried to hide. I miss those days and night we feared saying goodbye, and I miss the hugs and kisses and that one feeling we had inside. I miss the way you thought and everything you wanted to be, and I miss those times that you wanted to be with me. I miss your heart and soul, which held their own beliefs, but what I miss the most is the love you once gave me.

Womens Natural Beauty!
Have you ever felt the rain on your skin The wind in your face smelled the air after a summer rain or after grass is fresh cut Heared the ocean in the still of the night watched the stars or children just playing Tasted pure natural honey The natural beauty of all these Things that where created please and stimulate everyone of our sinces That is what a womens natural beauty is to feel her soft skin or tender touch smell her natural aroma or hint of that alluring perfum to hear her soft voice comforting wispers to taste her soft lips to watch a womens body every sensual move every graceful gesture The natural beauty of all this Was created for sensuality for love of all women and men alike appreaciate the pleasure and the stimulation indured due to a womens natural beauty

Dear Civilians
Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance: 1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem---kick their ass. 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest---kick their ass. 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. 4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniform

Woot
Your Exam has been graded and recorded successfully. Congratulations! You passed! Your Score: 37/37 (100%) Score Needed to Pass: 80% This was your attempt #1 heh... i passed the exam for the first of two certifications i need... the S part of my S/P2 courses... Mechanical Safety... woot and roxor and what not

Permanant Vacation, I Wish
Today i sit and rest. It was a long long week, assemble and weld assemble and weld, i worked 10 hrs a day for 6 days, and missed my total production by approx 400 prts..not bad can make that up if the robots want to run and the jig doesnt mess up somehow,,,Rest am i sitting and resting? i get up to put a load in the washer or dryer, i sit back down to the computer,and i really resting? lol They say a womans work is never done. i rem a time i couldnt wait for my kids to grow up and be on their own, and here that time has come and my life is just as if not more so hectec as ever...and i used to even have a spouse to wait on hand and foot! Now is just me and my son living here and still always busy and on the run! but come to think of it , it keeps me sane! keeps me alert! Still tho, sure would be nice to find someone willing to take me on a permanent vacation someday! lol

By Request
Hey! My online Man: Key boards typing back and fourth confort shared with in our words. Lay me down and hold me tight with in twilight glow with you tonight. Come and be by my side lay with me til moon is high. Whisper soft nothing in my ear even when you call me dear. When you are not on I feel so alone no keyboards typing back and fourth. No confort share with any words. No dreams of lay me down and hold me tight. Moon comes and goes and still no word from you tonight. Then I awake and I guess I see it was just all a dream and you were not even real because if you were I would be typing back and fourth but instead there silence in the twilight glow of me and you tonight I guess no more.

Grr Racist Fecks !
White skin and a shaven head does not mean i believe the same shite as you do you sick numpty ! i dont care how white you are , or what your granmam did to survive the war! if you give me any more of that dross, i will pay for you to have your teeth fixed, just so i can make you bite your own fingers off ! do you not realise that there are people in the world who need the oxygen more than you do ? do us all a favour and just stop breathing !

All Thay Do Is Push Me Around
Thay push me around. Thay hit me. I just stand there with my head down. There not going to stop. So why fight back. I just stand there. Thay push me to the ground. Thay get a bat and hit me 35 times. I just lay there. There is nothing I can do. I just lay there I dont scream for help im in to much pain. And I dont think even if I did scream I dont think anyone would come to help me. So I just lay there. Finly thay stop and walk away. The cops show up. I go to the hopital for 2 weeks. The cops ask me what thay looked like. I am to afrade to tell them. I am afrade thay will come after me. So I keep my mouth closed. I just want out of this. The fighting is to much I cant take it. I want to come clean. So im going to finly tell the truth. My name is cassie and I use to fight and do drugs. I went to the hospital 6 times. I sold drugs. But im clean. I dont fight and I am clean of eny drugs. This the first step to a better life. But a part of me wants to go back. Wants to find the guys that d

New Blog?
I haven't posted a blog in a long freaking time, and I was bored so I decided, why the hell not? There really is no point to this. Just something to fill time. It's really freaking hot in my house and that blows. Might as well walk around naked. Not that I am gonna. Although I wouldn't mind, naked is fun. I think the heat is making me delusional. I just might go to sleep instead of forcing myself through this. Although it might be too hot to sleep. Maybe I will try the basement, after all heat rises so it should be cooler there. Umm do something like rate it, comment it or something. No really though, Go rate and comment all my pictures and I would buy you a blast or something, haha.

Rip My Love
today i lost a friend of mine.. someone i grew up with and someone i loved.. what bothers me the most is i never told him how i felt.. i never showed him that he meant something to me.. i cant stop cryin and tho i talked to him just yesterday i miss him already more then i have ever.. i know you cant read this nilly but i want you to know that i love you and that i will take care of katelynn to my fullest ability.. and tho i did not give birth to her she is still my daughter and you will always be my baby daddy :) lol i love you ...

Update
i think i may have found a car. not positive yet. but i swear if i get it and it breaks within 2 weeks im gonna scream hold on i did that last time. i am moving a lot of stuff into the new house tomorrow because my parents have been really awesome. i have almost everything i need now. things are really starting to work out

Girlfriend/wife Software......
Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend v5.0, which installed itself as Fiancee v2.0. Recently, he then upgraded yet again to Wife v1.0 and found that it's a memory hog, leaving very little system resources for other applications. He also noticed that Wife is now spawning Child-Processes, which are further consuming valuable resources. The guy swears no mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife installs itself such that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight v10.3, BeerBash v2.5, and PubNight v7.0 are no longer able to run within the system at all, crashing the entire system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife provides no option as to the i

Be A Friend Please
What would you do if every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness? What would you do if your best friend died tomarrow and you never got to tell them how you felt? So, I just wanted to say, even if you never talked to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life. I look up you, respect you, and truly cherish you. if a friend send this to you what would you say

Come On Lets Honk Honk This Hot Mami Out
ATTENTION FRIENDS,FAM,FANS,AND BOMBERS!!!!! I AM IN A CONTEST PLEASE HELP ME! YOU GET A PERSONAL SALUTE FROM ME AND ALSO MOTIVATION MOVIES IN MY BLOG LOL!FIRST CONTEST HELP ME OUT AND LOVE MEETING NEW FRIENDS!!! THANKS A BUNCH!!! REPOST OR STICKY PLEASE!!! CLICK HERE ON MY PIC FOR THE LINK... AND.......................

Another Bulletin
A~Z of Friendship.... A)ccepts you as you are B)elieves in "you" C)alls you just to say "HI" D)oesn't give up on you E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts) F)orgives your mistakes G)ives unconditionally H)elps you I)nvites you over J)ust "be" with you K)eeps you close at heart L)oves you for who you are M)akes a difference in your life N)ever Judges O)ffer support P)icks you up Q)uiets your fears R)aises your spirits S)ays nice things about you T)ells you the truth when you need it U)nderstands you V)alues you W)alks beside you X)-plains thing you don't understand Y)ells when you won't listen and Z)aps you back to reality Karma (-: Impaired member :-) Fubar hubby to ice princess@ fubar

Wow...
Ok, so a friend (Your Demise) sent me a link to this guy's profile, because he had a default up that he thought I would like (about licking LOL.) So I went to the page & was nice & rated the page a 10. The guy shoutboxes me: I LICK PAI...: thanks good bye ->Suga Lips: ummm ok? I LICK PAI...: please dont add or fan me please

Where Have I Been????? With My Dad
HEY YOU GUYS I AM BACK...I HAVE BEEN TAKIN CARE OF MY DAD DAY IN AND DAY OUT...IT WAS A SUDDEN THING THAT HAPPENED WITH MY DAD AND WE ARE BLESSED TO STILL HAVE HIME WITH US...ON THE 17TH OF AUG...HE HAD OPEN HEART SURGERY...IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSE TO BE A DOUBLE BYPASS SURGERY...WELL AFTER WE SAT IN THE WAITIN ROOM FROM 10AM TILL 430PM WE FOUND OUT THAT IT ENDED UP BEING A QUADRUPAL BYPASS AND A VALVE HAD TO GET REPLACED...THEN THE FOLLOWING WED WHICH WAS THE 21ST OF AUG WE FOUND OUT THAT HE HAD TO GET A PACEMAKER BECAUSE MY DADS HEART WAS IN FAILURE...EVERYTIME THEY TOOK HIM OFF THE EXTERIOR PACEMAKER HIS HEART WOULD BARELY BEAT...SCARY TO SEE IT...SO ON THE 22ND OF AUG HE HAD TO GET A PACEMAKER...THIS HAS BEEN SO SCARY AND EMOTIONALLY DRAINING...MY FATHER SEEMS TO BE DOING ALITTLE BETTER NOW...BUT AT TIMES HE GETS SO TIRED OF DOCTOR AFTER DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS AND HAVING TO GO TO DIALYSIS IS TOTALLY DRAINING...I HAVE BEEN TAKIN CARE OF HIM FROM THE DAY HE HAD HIS SURGERY BY NOT LEAVING HIS

No Cam!!!
Yes another vent!! Ok lets get one thing straight i do not cam, i do not post nudes of myself nor will ever. what you see on my page is all you are ever going to see. I will not look or rate your nsfw. I do not cam or do any funny business on cam as well. I respect myself and friends too much and this a big deal for me. If this bothers any of you remove, block me whatever i dont care. why is that no one reads your profile before they add you. Damn it i sick of the sickos out there. Go to adultspace if that is what you want. ok i'm done!

Poems On How I Feel
So you're standing on a ledge It looks like you might fall. So far down Or maybe you were thinking about jumping. Now you could have it all If you learned a little patience. For though I cannot fly I'm not content to crawl. So give me a little credit, Have in me a little faith. I want to be with you forever If tomorrow's not too late. But it's always too late when you've got nothing So you say. But you should never let the sun set on tomorrow Before the sun rises today. If I am, Another waste of everything you dreamed of I will let you down. If I am, Only here to watch you as you suffer I will let you down. So you're walking on the edge And you wait your turn to fall. But you're so far gone That you don't see The hands upheld to catch you. And you could find the fault In the heart that you've been handed, For though you cannot fly You're not content to crawl. So you're standing on a ledge It looks like you might fall. If I am, Another was

Check This Beautiful Lady Out
MY FRIEND JESSICA HERE IS IN THE MOST POPULAR GIRL ON FUBAR CONTEST AND NEEDS UR HELP. SHE'S A GREAT AND HONEST PERSON WHO I THINK DESERVES TO WIN THIS CONTEST. SO HIT THE LINK BELOW AND SHOW A LITTLE FUBAR SPIRIT. Write On Images

This Is What I Feeel About You David H
I don't need a lot of things, I can get by with nothing. Of all the blessings life can bring, I've always needed something But I've got all I want. When it comes to loving you You're my only reason, You're my only truth. I need you like water Like breath, like rain. I need you like mercy From heaven's gate. There's a freedom in your arms That carries me through. I need you You're the hope that moves me To courage again. You're the love that rescues me When the cold winds rage. And it's so amazing 'Cause that's just how you are. And I can't turn back now 'Cause you've brought me too far.

The Love The Tears At My Heart
How can one struggle put so much progress on hold. I can't shake the one fear I continue to hold on too. God has given me so much strength motivation and happiness I cannot even begin to imagine how its possible. But my faith, new found trust, and internal knowledge knows its only for one reason and one reason only. My final acceptance of what I've known all along to be true... the right ways of doing things, how to live for God, and accept truths and signs of God's presence on this earth as they come. So many realisations that I cannot even begin to describe to you. Its amazing how fast a truly open heart can be shaped into the most happy of hearts. All of these changes have some so easily in such a short amount of time that if it had not happened to me I would not have believed it. My heart is free for the first time in my life, I have no thoughts in the back of my mind telling me that I'm doing wrong, that I'm not making the correct choices, I know I will sin everyday but I know th

Hurting
Why do you think that all the things should just go the way you want them to. Whenever you want them to. You think you can just go around doing what you want whenever you want. And then think you can just walk in and I will just fall all over you like that.. Why? What do you really think I am.. Do you realize I am a person. I have feelings too. I am not just here for you to take whenever you want.. Or to be there when you find the time.. I guess I asked for it all.. Let myself be used that way.. I just can’t take it anymore.. I just can’t do this anymore.. It is tearing me up inside to much.. I will not put myself through this anymore.. Not for you, not for anyone.. I am not going to deal with this pain anymore.. It hurts to much to do it over and over again.. I am here for a reason and not just what you want me to be.. I am a person with a heart, a soul and feelings too. You just do not seem to see that for some reason. I believed all that you had said to me.. I guess I just

Feelings
Individuality I may be seen as weird. I may be seen as difficult. So I do what I want to do. It's not my fault if you hate me, Or disagree with me. In fact, I don't care what you think about me. Don't you see? No matter what you say. No matter what you do, That's how its gonna be. I may be seen as stupid. I may be seen as rebellious. So I refuse to blend in with stereotypes. It's not my fault if you hate me, Or disagree with me. Don't you see? No matter what you say. No matter what you do, That's how its gonna be. Not a weird person, Nor a difficult person. Not a stupid person, Nor a rebel. Just me, That's all I want to be, Me.

Damage
Where is your damage? Her fingertips haunt the lines in my face, reverberate like tiny bells after ringing or wind chimes. Only now I notice I am crying, the wetness cold as her warm skin finds it. Everyone here is broken. I tear at my chest with wide gestures, beat it with clenched fists, beg to show her the beating organ underneath. In sobs I never owned before, breathless, dying, maybe finally come to life, I see the truth: it is not in the etchings on the surface of each anguished expression but beneath, within the soughing of each frail heartbeat. She kisses the lids of both closed eyes and I begin to heal. © All rights reserved

A Mingalishes Survey
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays? HELLO Jesus would use his mind powers and we wouldn't have to.... 2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt a new name: ummmm canada cause it's hot in mexico 3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently: MASS.. AS long as my ex is in the state when you get rid of it... 4. You wake up as the opposite gender what's the one thing you wanna do? ummmm hello what would you do if you were me.. :D *evil grin* 5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo? I don't know who the hell Han Solo is so I'm going with Luke 6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child? oooooo ummmm You know that monkey that claps the symbols.. I want that!!!! Oh yes.... 7. Top three celebrities you wanna do: Shia Lebouf, Shia Lebouf, and oh yes Shia Lebouf cause I can't think of anyone else right now.. but I'm sure there are others.. 8. What's an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other? drugs....... 9. What is the la

Scared
Scared There are lots of things in life that are unknown to us. Being afraid is part of human nature, but always being scared to take chances is never going to make anything easier. We don’t know where we are going or where we might end up, but that is what life is all about. Things in life were never meant to be easy, but do they always have to be so hard. I wonder does anything ever come easy for anyone, or is it just me. Can anyone answer this one for me? I have walked the line that everyone has expected of me. That was not working for me after time, so I decided to try a different way. I started to change and do things that people did not expect of me. This doesn’t seem to be working for me either. Where should I go next or what should I do. I just don’t know anymore. Scared of where I am going and what I am becoming. It is on the border of being a dangerous journey, where there may be no turning back from. I am just so unsure of so many things in my life right

Poem
The shadows of darkness are shielding my heart, the cold echoes through my thoughts. All surroundings are there, but yet to be seen. To feel is what I've forgotten, to live is what I've lost. This black fog, follows every move I make, and lives in everything I do. This lonely abyss of nothing, the mirror image of something; every second of every day I watch it be what should be me. Forgetfulness is what I'm afraid of, love is what I wished I contained. I will continue walking down this twisted road, blinded by eternity, and shielded by light; And loved by everyone besides the person who should be the one true love of my life.

Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I JUST HOME TODAY AFTER TAKIN CARE OF MY DAD AFTER HE HAS HAD OPEN HEART SURGERY....I READ AN EMAIL FROM SOMEONE...AND THERE IS A FUCKEN FAKE ACCOUNT MYSPACE OF MY PICS...WTF IS THAT ABOUT AND WHAT DO I DO TO MAKE SURE THEY TAKE THEM OFF....I CANT BELIEVE THIS....ANY IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT TO DO PLEASE LET ME KNOW HOW I DO IT....BTW I AM NOT ASIAN THE STUPID ASS THAT MADE THIS ACCOUNT OBIOUSLY DONT FUCKEN KNOW...I AM MEXICAN. http://www.myspace.com/kimlee01 GO CHECK IT OUT AND GIVE WHO EVER IT IS SHIT!!!!

Just Her Voice
Just her voice enchants me rising to crescendo from a whisper in her throat - and I long to crawl through the telephone to feel the tingle in her skin. So many nights saved by conversation, sensual moments conveyed by words where bodies never meet. I am a thousand miles inside of her and she is guiding me to places I long to live, spaces I live to fill. Now I am crying out to her and telling her in words, in moans, intense needs and wants - willing her to me, imagining moments we shall share together tomorrow. Then we fall silent, except the quiet affirmation of love we will ever feel. I cannot tell her this, though: these moments stolen over telephone lines are my food, my breath, my life until the day I hold her and we melt into one. © All rights reserved

Another Poem
**All my life I have been told that I was nothing and would amount to that After a while you start to believe this, and I have. I have no confidence, and think none is needed, To get up in front of people is a waste of time...not mine, but theirs To tell people my opinions or ideas is a waste of energy...not mine but theirs So I do not speak, in fear of me...but for fear of them, not liking. I have nothing important to say, and never will...so why am I here? I have to have an importance somewhere...but where?

Something I Wrote
You live, you love, you lose, you learn You live you life as best you can. You give you love to someone, just to have them take it from you. Not really knowing why. Is it you, or something you said or did? You keep wondering what it is with you. Never really knowing if it is something about you or is it just the people you give your love to. I guess it all is a learning experience we all have to go through. Something to grow on and think about and be prepared for the next time. It still hurts all the same. Never seems to get any easier. Sometimes it feels so much easier to just give up. Never wanting to give your love to another. Not wanting to be hurt and feel the pain of losing that part of you again. But then again, I guess if you give up and never love again, you may never find that one that is willing to love you back and give everything in return. The one that will be there for you, just as you are for them. They say there is always someone for everyone out the

How I Feel Right Now 2
**you always have to be happy. if you are sad or upset for some reason or another, there is something wrong with you. perfection has to be achieved or you are a bad person. if you are not perfect you are not loved, being loved and having someone to love, is what life is about..... but first you have to be perfect. the flawlessness you have to create to attain everyone's love. Hide behind the fake plastic smile and cheery image. Then you will measure up, and be loved. is there any one person who is perfect? how can happiness be achieved?

Zombie Rocks!!
I must say, what Zombie did was nothing short of a masterpiece! For you movie buffs who love remakes, this is for you! The gore, the plot, the thought provoking. Whenever you think something is going to happen, it turns around on you. Many of the characters you will remember- Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Sheri Moon. As if you expected different characters? You'll be sitting on the edge of your seat all the way through the movie! The thing that did spook me out wasn't in the movie. A guy, which I don't know if it was part of the movie-going experience, or if it was just some high-schooler wanting to get laughs, came into the theatre dressed in overalls and a Michael Myers mask... just standing there looking around. I did not pay attention and it kind of scared me. Now, when I go to bed, i'll be looking for Michael Myers just standing before my bed. UGH! But you HAVE to see this in the theatres. Don't wait until the DVD comes out! It's gives alot more punch when you see it on the big sc

This Is How I Feel Right Now
**I love you with all my heart, I hate that I feel so far apart, I would love to talk to you all day and all night, to me you are my white knight, the need I feel inside for you is so strong, and I feel that with you I do belong, I wait in anticipation for you to be my companion, the delectable taste of you I envision every night and day, and thinking of it takes my breath away, when I look at your eyes I feel I can see right through, into you, and wonder if you feel what I feel too?! The things I feel are undying and everlasting, and fills my heart with anguish to think nothing will ever happen! I love you with all my heart, are we really that far apart?

I Did Something Different
Last weekend, over Labor Day weekend, I along with my husband went to a civil re-enactment that my dearest best friend that I have known over 20 years was in, and my dearest best friend (Colonel_Deckard) got my husband out there on the battlefield!! That was a blast! No, I didn't dress up, but there is always next time mind you.. And I won't tell you that I am fully blistered on my arms either. And that was last weekend too! But I will post some pictures of Bill and my husband on here. Not sure what you'll think but just know that I had to have SOME fun...

Hidden Garden
Is this the hidden garden growing great and tall where you and I will meet and make long slow love? Is this the place you want me, hard and hunkered in against you while you lean into me and melt like snowflakes into my heaving chest? Are we the only lovers meeting here to have each other standing against this garden wall while city life goes on outside? May I make my home inside you secretly and stay while you return to day to day drudgery? Will you think of me? Of this? Of us? © All rights reserved

Still Missed
5 years ago God decided to make you one of his own. Life is not fair when your murderer dies with you. Hopefully he went to hell where he belongs. You should still be here with me. Life would be a lot different. Mom would have a house right now and you'd be sitting with me watching this race right now, rooting for Jeff to win and of course I'd have to disagree with you. By now I would also have a license, but of course I don't because after you died I was too afraid for anything. Still am 5 years later. No words can truly describe how missed you are around here. I miss your laugh and your jokes. I miss everything about you...R.I.P. always and forever.

Dreaming
Dreaming by Bunny Dreaming, Needing, Touching, Longing. Alone in my room, I see her in my mind. She beckons, and in my mind I go. Smooth skin, slightly tanned from the sun. Supple breasts that stand for inspection. Silken legs that never end. A derriere that is soft but not over done. She has come to me in my dreams. Wanting her, I have often pleasured myself thinking of her. She is my Goddess, as I am hers. I long for our lips to touch to taste her sweetness. An Angel in her own right, she needs no wings. One day, my Angel of Dreams will stand before me And I will then know the answer to my dream.

Lyrics
If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me. Kind woman, I give you my all, Kind woman, nothing more. Little drops of rain whisper of the pain, tears of loves lost in the days gone by. My love is strong, with you there is no wrong, together we shall go until we die. My, my, my. An inspiration is what you are to me, inspiration, look... see. And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles, Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one. Happiness, no more be sad, happiness....I'm glad. If the sun refused to shine, I would still be loving you. When mountains crumble to the sea, there will still be you and me.

Farts On Haters!smoke Of!
I POSTED A MUMM ABOUT FARTING WHICH WAS A JOKE AND EVERYONE BLEW IT OUT OF PROPORTION AND STARTED TALKIN SHIT AND BEING MEAN. I AM REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN THE LACK OF HUMOR AT THIS SITE. I AM NEW HERE AND HAVE HAD A PRETTY COOL TIME UP UNTIL MUMM DRAMA. WHY DO YOU ALL HAVE TO BE A BUNCH OF SERIOUS HATERS?? IT WAS A FUNNY OFF THE WALL QUESTION. DO YOU THINK I WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT. PROBABLY NOT DUMBASS! I WAS JUST BEING SILLY ME!! SO BACK OFF AND STOP REPORTIN ME TO THE FUBAR COPS....THEY BAND ME FROM POSTIN MUMMS SO YOU ALL ARE THE POINT WHORES!! DAM HATERS ARE EVERYWHERE! PEACE LUV DRINKS ON ME!!

One Way Remember Our Heros
On Tuesday afternoon a couple hundred bikers from the area escorted into the town the Dinity Viet Nam Vet memorial moving wall. the truck was pimped out to carry the wall place to place for everyone to see the 1/4 scale of the wall in DC.Not everyone can go to DC to see this memorial. The hush was enough to deafen you. On Thursday night it was all up and flowers put in the ground and blessed. I got the first glimpse of it and suddenly my heart dropped. It was 5 to 9 pm. It was dark and all the lights were on. At nine taps started and the tears started and i started to sob. A vet put his hand on my back and pulled me in for a hug... now i don't know this vet but he knew my pain. I walked to the ramp to the wall and stopped and said a prayer before i stepped up on sacred ground.By the time i got to the corner of the wall i was in tears yet again. because in the corner they have the panel that explains that the names etched into stone was in order of when they were killed in action or wh

Your Friends Have Not Been Deleted! (((look @ Dumb Myspace Email From Tom!!!)))
your friends have not been deleted! Just wanted to update everyone on this issue. Last Friday we ran some database jobs to fix an inaccuracy in the way we were counting the number of friends each user has. WE DID NOT DELETE YOUR FRIENDS! We simply fixed the number that shows on your profile. You can read more about it in my blog! I know people are very worried they lost friends, but you did not - your friend count is just closer to being accurate. We're only about halfway through, so your count will still decline until it's completely finished.

Hows My Karma
You Have Fantastic Karma You are a kind, sensitive, and giving person. And all your good deeds will pay off - if they haven't already. But you're not so concerned with what you get in return anyway. You have an innate caring nature - and nothing can change that! so if my karma is so good why am i having such bad luck??????

Whats My Love Life
Your Love Life is Like The Princess Bride "Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind." For you, love is like a fairy tale - albeit a fairly twisted one. You believe romance is all about loyalty, fate, and a good big of goofy fun. Your love style: Idealistic yet quirky Your Hollywood Ending Will Be: Perfectly romantic How cool since this is one if my fav movies ever! "as you wish"

I Just Cant Not Post,tee-hee
Actual article from the LA Times "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew (Kiki) Farnom, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong. "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in." he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking that the light might attract him." At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out of the tubing, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn

I'm Here For You
I'm Here For You by BlueWolf © I'm here for you, To make you smile. When you're feeling down, To walk that last mile. I'm here for you, To ease your pain. And dry your tears, When they fall like rain. I'm here for you, When you need me. To stand beside you, And I always will be. I'm here for you, When you need a friend, To tell your troubles to, And I'm here till the end................

Im Sorry I Have Sick Humor
fetishfrea...: pls dont be offended but I was wondering if u would step on my balls with all ur weight pls? I would like that very much I would give all I could for u to do that to me pls I can travel to anywhere to do this ->fetishfrea...: sure what the hell lets meet right now yes and now im gigglin gawd lol someone stop me

Newest Member Or Intoxication's X Rated Hotty Member's Punkrock210
INTOXICATION IS HERE TO STAY EVERYONE. SO CLICK THE LINKS AND SHOW SOME LOVE AND ROCK OUT WITH US. COME MEET THE X RATED HOTTY MEMBERS only @ INTOXICATION come meet the new X RATED HOTTY MEMBER PUNKROCK210 come show her some love on her page. AND COME HERE TO THE LOUNGE AND PARTY WITH HER http://fubar.com/lounge.php?l=9769

13,000 To Level
We got levelers maxing out all over the place. Please if you can help rate go show love. Please only rate blog so i know who is helping. This is the last high one for the night.. And may be it.. Thanks for all the love you showed today. ~Suze~@ fubar

Poems
summer is almost over almost time to see leaves fall time for some to break up time for some to make up all things seem to change change for good or bad life is like that it is a revolving circle of the never ending so just sit back and go with your own flow don't worry about what's going to happen next things have a way of eventually working out for the best take life with a grain of salt i'm not saying it's easy but it will be in the long run live life to the fullest at least that is one thing you won't regret

14,000 To Level
We got levelers maxing out all over the place. Please if you can help rate go show love. Please only rate blog so i know who is helping. This is the last high one for the night.. And may be it.. Thanks for all the love you showed today. ~Suze~@ fubar

Dancing Eyes
Dancing Eyes by Bunny for someone special Sudden sultry smiles Overwhelming every synapse Struggling to describe Each breathless moment Spent timelessly staring; Lovingly enjoying. Longingly praying A smile beyond definition Plays across her face With thoughts of my grin Dancing in her eyes.

A Dream Forgotten
I miss the way you look at me and give me that cricked smile. The way you held me and I knew the effort was worth every mile. I miss the security I used to feel When you would say my name Knowing nothing could come between us and there was noone to blame. I miss you being the only one who knew me so very well. and the secrets I used to share with you You would never tell. I miss all of the crazy things We always used to do. But most of of sweeheart, I just pain heartedly miss you ! By sweetnsassy

Am The Only One Who Thinks Hearts Aren't Toys ?
Am the only one who thinks hearts aren't toys I come to notice that a lot think that hearts are toys you play with them then break them. You say that you love them. And that there only one you love. How can you say you want that one you love so bad then when they need you the most. You just walk away. Leaving them sad and alone and hurting inside. So tell me am i the only one who thinks heart a'rent toys?

Plastic?
There's NOTHING I hate more than all these plastic people with all their plastic promises & all their plastic deals. They just can't be themselves & live their own lifes out, they're just an imatation of what lifes all about Are you an imatation of life?

Wanna Know More ?
Basics:Name:GraceDate of Birth:December 30 1974Birthplace:PhiladelphiaCurrent Location:Lebanon Eye Color:blueHair Color:brownHeight:5'8"Heritage:german irish and polishPiercings:yes nose and industrial earTattoos:yes my name on arm and butterfly on legFavourite:Band/Singer:maroon 5 right nowSong:wake up callMovie:fridayDisney Movie:cinderellaTV show:armywivesColor:baby blueFood:italianPizza topping:mushroomIce-Cream Flavor:chocalateDrink (alcoholic):zima & grenadineSoda:pepsiStore:walmartClothing Brand:idkShoe Brand:filaSeason:fallMonth:octoberHoliday/Festival:christmasFlower:pink roseMake-Up Item:eyelinerBoard game:life lolThis or ThatSunny or rainy:sunnyChocolate or vanilla:chocFruit or veggie:fruitNight or day:nightSour or sweet:sweetLove or money:lovePhone or in person:in person and phoneLooks or personality:personality firstCoffee or tea:coffeeHot or cold:coldYour:Goal for this year:shit meet a good manMost missed memory:idk ask laterBest physical feature:eyesFirst thought waking

Sheena
Remembering Sheena By Scott for Bonnie I burst with this joyous moment with you, Sheena - your bare flesh against mine, warm and moist; our lips speaking silently across each other's shoulders - the cold morning lost in this unending embrace.

Come Ride On The Joker Wild Short Bus
TAKE A RIDE ON THE SHORT BUSClick the picture to catch the next bus What's UP! Hey everyone! If you like REAL people and want to hang with the coolest around, ask Jokers wild to put you on the next bus out! They are filling up fast!!! After you hop on a bus check out the short bus lounge where once you subscribe to the lounge you can hang with the rest of the helmet wearing HOTTIES... and us window licking guys. In the lounge made for real people by real people you can bullshit, post links to funny shit (Like my stashes *Hint* *Hint*) or post some pictures (Like Fat Sonny's photo shops). It's a fun place to get over the worries and troubles of every day life (with some good music :D) So strap on your helmet and enjoy the ride. There will be random contest for best photoshop, funniest stash video, funniest Joke etc... The prizes can range from a free t-shirt from FUCKING INSANE T-SHIRTS , free paid gold account for the year to My Babe Space.com ,blasts etc.. So stop in every day to sa

If....
If............. If I could read minds, I would look into yours and find the part that is imprinted with your thoughts of me so I would know what you thought of me. If I could control bodies, I would take the parts of yours and mine that come together for such satisfaction and I would always be filled and fulfilled. If I could figure out the psyche of your soul, I would determine the thing that makes you happiest in this world and I would become that thing. If I could look into your heart, I would check to see if even a little part of it might belong to me. Lucky you, you don't have to read minds or control bodies or figure out souls or see hearts.......or do you not realize that my mind,body,soul and heart are yours?

Ghost Rider Needs Your Help
MY FRIEND JESSICA HERE IS IN THE MOST POPULAR GIRL ON FUBAR CONTEST AND NEEDS UR HELP. SHE'S A GREAT AND HONEST PERSON WHO I THINK DESERVES TO WIN THIS CONTEST. SO HIT THE LINK BELOW AND SHOW A LITTLE FUBAR SPIRIT. Write On Images

Just Want Her To Smile
i am going to buy her a trailer and weeds for her garden..can u all help me and send a gift and some love to her page and go ahead blame me lmao here is the link to her page xoxo ty and let me know what u sent her..loves of love to all ~FunkyMunky~aka Fuzzybutts@ fubar

Mad Wife Disease Lmao
A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it," she replied. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Laura Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation. " Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" She replied... "Your horse called."

Two Poems I Have Written
I cry Eric Ethan I cry when people are lost and lost the love and joy in their heart I cry when people have past on I cry when things don’t go right I cry when people are hurt and scared I cry when I’m alone I cry for people when they lost their love ones I cry when people just give up I cry of joy of when people feel the love and the laughter in their heart. I cry of joy when people find that they can star t life over. The END The Care Eric Ethan Care for that for that person who lost Care for that person who needs that boost when they are down Care for the weak Care for the lost of the heart Care for the people who need a laugh and smile Care for the kids who need that need that love Care for the little who has that bruise on the knee But the big thing is never stop caring

Legally Blonde
ok im kinda ashamed to admite it. but im watching legally blonde for the 1st time and it is making me laugh. there is nothen else on right now. and if something does come on. i dont think im going to change the channel. " i just dont think she did it. exersive raises endorfins, endorfins make you happy. and happy people just dont shoot their husbands. they just dont"

Gm's Reply To Bill Gates...nice One
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon." In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part, esp 7th point and 10'th point): 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would sim

We'll Never Be Apart
You never really know what eachday will bring, You dream of having a friend to lean on and talk to, One day u realise you have everything; a person appears and your dreams are in frount of you; You've been searching your soul and heart, Every dream you have comes to life, Only to find what u desire was worse then a fart A friend says to you my life is your life; You meet this person when your life was so blue, To love cherish adn care for from death do you part, I never expected it and I couldnt be any happier that it is you; From that day on we both knew we'd never be apart. Just a little something my cousin Ryan wrote

You're Special !
Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're special.

Some Funny Jokes.don't You Think?
Happy and Sad a husband and wife were sharinga bottle of wine when the husband said,i bet you can't tell me something that will make me fell happy and sad at the same time.the wife thought for a few minutes,then said your penis is bigger than your brothers..... Men vs.Money in the Bank what do men and money in the bank have in common. they both lose interest after they are withdrawn.... Welfare when you apply for welfare in Mexico what does the goverment give you? a map of the United States Faking It. did you fake it this time darling?the husband asked his wife after making love to her.she said no dear i really was sleeping. The Difference. what is different between men and women? a woman wants one man to satisfy her every need a man wants every woman to satisfy his one need...

Stole From Shawn =p
1.date me? 2.fuck me? 3.kiss me? 4.lick me? 5.touch me? 6.hate me? 7.love me? 8.strip for me? 9.stare at me? 10.marry me? 11.please me? 12.tease me? 13.go out with me? 14.make out with me? 15.suck me? 16.fight me? 17.help me? 18.hug me? 19.dance with me? 20.hurt me? repost this in 2 min and see how many people message u back!!!!!!!!!!!!! repost this saying WOULD YOU???

I Thought You Were My Friend
I thought you were my friend I thought you really cared. you took me in made me believe that your friendship was true. that i meant something to you. You took me in and threw me away like yesterdays garbage. I cared for you and always sent you my love, I kept you in my prayers, I held you close but it was all a big game. you waited for the right moment then you broke my heart, why? I never imagined you could be so cruel and so cold hearted. I thought we were friends but i guess that was a lie to. I wanted to see you smile hear you laugh I wanted to change your life like you had changed mine but you said goodbye. I wanted to be your friend but i guess in time maybe you will see how wrong you were and ask for forgiveness. I will never forget you even though you walked away in my heart you will always be. I thought you were my friend.

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Alrighty ya'll..its been a long hectic day. I'm heading my fat happy ass to bed. I will be back tomorrow for a little while..Not sure exactly what I have planned for the day. If you're not busy - Go leave Kimmy some lovins on the picture below... She needs a lot of comments.... Click on the pic to comment bomb

Once Beneath The Stars
I found her once wearing just the light of a million stars, and reached, without a word to touch her. I pulled her close against the wind and kissed her slowly. Then the rain, cool - we slid to the wet grass - grabbing groping grasping parts and pulling closer closer closer. O, I wanted, yes, I wept, to feel her hands guiding me inside where I was safe. Deeper, then, desire drenching us - my lips upon her, her hair in tangles, together, untamed - trembling, then, I thrust again deeper deeper faster. Adoration spilled from me and into her in warm splashes as I cried out: Yes, please, O, please, yes. I was cleansed by falling rain and by the moment in the arms of my moon goddess. © All rights reserved

9/11 Read Well
So, with this picture you may think this to be yet ANOTHER 9/11 bulletin asking, “Please don’t forget… blah blah.” WELL, you are mistaken; this is a picture of a child being carried out of Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building, a U.S. Government office complex in downtown Oklahoma City, Oklahoma (Wikipedia). For those of you who DON’T know or may have “forgotten”, that was the building which was bombed on April 19 of the year 1995, about 12 ½ years ago. This bombing was an act of terrorism, an act planned AND executed by 2 individuals who live(d) in the “free” country of the United States of America. These 2 individuals, one executed by lethal injection the other serving a life sentence, did NOT bomb this building out of curiosity, they did NOT do it as a prank or joke. They did it as a political stand. These 2 individuals were believed to be part of an Anti-government Militia, their motive, to avenge the Government’s handling of the Waco* and Ruby Ridge** Incidents. With this in mi

Everytime We Touch
Everytime We Touch I still hear your voice, when you sleep next to me. I still feel your touch in my dreams. Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why. Without you it's hard to survive. Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling. And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side. Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static. And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky. Can't you hear my heart beat so. I can't let you go. Want you in my life. Your arms are my castle, your heart is my sky. They wipe away tears that I cry. The good and the bad times, we've been through them all. You make me rise when I fall. Cause everytime we touch, I get this feeling. And everytime we kiss I swear I could fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side. Cause everytime we touch, I feel this static. And everytime we kiss, I reach for the sky. Can't you hear my heart

Freedom
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE! This is a poem being sent from a Marine to his Dad. It makes one truly thankful for ALL of our troops. Enjoy! :) THE MARINE We all came together, Both young and old To fight for our freedom, To stand and be bold. In the midst of all evil, We stand our ground, And we protect our country From all terror around. Peace and not war, Is what some people say. But I'll give my life, So you can live the American way. I give you the right To talk of your peace. To stand in your groups, and protest in our streets.

One Night Stands....
I meant nothing to you. You played around, tickled and teased me. Gave me soft kisses here and there. Held my hand when we walked and pulled me close to you. I aroused you so easily. You whispered those sweet lies in my ear. Told me you liked me and that you love looking into my eyes. Such beautiful eyes I have you said. Three weeks later what ever did happen to what's his name? I meant nothing to you. Four men later, hell I meant nothing to them either. Where is that guy who said he liked me? I was just a f**k to him. An easy lay he knew he'd get. So easy from the stupid girl that I am. I did mean nothing to you, and you and even you. But that one that I mean the world to gets hurt in the process. All he ever wanted was for me to be in his arms every night. To lay with him in bed, and live forever with. Why haven't I done that yet you ask? Because I'm scared that when I give in, I will mean nothing to him...

@ The Office
The cold wind blew down. John fiddled with his key at the door. It was around seven in the morning and the door was locked. It was always locked at this time as John was the first one to arrive at work on these days. John finally got the door opened and went in. He ran toward the closet to shut the alarm off but half way there realized it was not going off. “Maybe they forgot to shut it off last night.” He thought out loud. It was either that or someone as already in but highly unlikely. He checked his box but it was empty. No mail from yesterday had been delivered. He went up the stairs to the office to be sure everything was working alright. He got to the top step and walked into his office when he saw her. She sat on her desk . He clothes were draped over her chair. She was wearing her undergarments, a sexy lace bra and panties. She sat there starring at him with her legs crossed. “I know what you want.” She said. “You try and hide it but I see the way you look at me wh

How To Make A Woman Happy And It's True
how to make a woman happy, so fucking true Body: How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at

Saying Goodbye
Saying goodbye why why can't we just forget and forgive. Saying goodbye is never easy. saying goodbye to the ones we love can tear you apart. I said goodbye to you today with tears in my eyes. I cant understand why it is our friendship had to end. The talks we had seemed so real, but in the end they were all lies. You lied to me you broke my heart so i say goodbye not knowing really why. Saying goodbye it doesnt seem fair. I loved you i cared for you i never once turn my back, but here i am saying goodbye to you my friend. and i dont even know why. Saying goodbye why does it have to be so hard. what it could have been and now what it will never be. all that's left are the memories that you left behind the ones that make it hard to forget you. Saying goodbye I miss you already I love you and will always keep you close in my heart, even though you said goodbye. Saying Goodbye.

Bout Me
If u really wana get to know a lil bout me, just ask i love talking to ppl and having fun, if u wana know a lil right away watch the music video, and read my profile anything else lol just ask, The video explains wut type of guy i am to the girls that come into my life wich is really never so ttyl

~everybodys Fool~
I feel ashamed of my inner desires but the pleasures it brings not just to me makes the shame bearable if only for a fleeting moment The ecstacy of the act is almost not real and this is why i can begin to feel the pain is the friend that stays The lies that one hears to cover the act echo like the I love you from the mouth of family which is true i will never know for I love you

If Only
If I only had one life I would live it with you If I only had a dollar Id half it with you If I only had one drink I would buy two straws If I had only one meal Id share it with you If I only had a minute left Id spend it with You

Jack And Monroe
The call came in at 2am. She knew it was critical as it was on the secret line. “Whats the problem” she asked in her sweet sexy voice. “It appears we have a missile crisis. The president needs you right away , Ms. Monroe.” said the voice on the other line. “We will send a car. Be ready!” “Oh dear!. I will.” She answered back. Marilyn Monroe was once again called in for secret duty. She loved it that way it always made it more exciting. She thought on what to wear. She looked through her critical mission wardrobe and her spotted the perfect 'tool' for the job. “This will do perfectly. Jack will love it.” she thought. She slowed stripped out of nightgown she had chosen that evening when she laid down to sleep. She looked in the mirror. Her naked body was luscious from her full beautiful breasts to her curves that didn't stop. She slipped in to the light silk blue dress she had elected for this presidential emergency and elected to forgo wearing panties. “They

Ya Peckersniff
im just going to address this one more time to mr internet tuff guy that gets off insulting ppl that have done nothing to him..ur not even good enough to hold my dogs load in ur mouth..i really dont care that u have decided to insult me but u have gone to far with the others and i really wish one day i could meet u in person so i could well ummmm let ur mind wonder im sure u can figure it out..ur mentality and maturity amazes me and ur just so luck i cant reach through this computer and choke some sense into u..pick on me all u want i dont care but leave great ppl that make this site fun alone... ur jealousy just keeps shining through ya goof..and im sure u come to my page and read this so i dont even have to say ur name.

Words
Words of Hate Carved in Stone Never to be taken back A heavy weight Around my neck Another cross to bear Words should never hurt Or so we are to believe But words cut deep And hurt so much Whether giver or receiver be These words will stay with me Till my dying day The words that broke my heart.

Can't Understand???!!
Why would fubr take off a mumm of me asking for support for my aunt on her page??? If anyone reads this please give my aunt some love NOT POINTS just friendship while she goes through hard times with her only son that has brain cancer.MY baby cousin! iM NOT UP HERE FOR POINTS i MAY GET THEM BUT iM NOT HERE FOR IT!!! pLEASE STOP ATACKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tHIS IS WHAT THE MUMM SAID.... http://fubar.com/user/1081313 Could you take 3 minutes out of your time to add my aunt.Her son my cousin has brain cancer and she needs to be shown some love and support. She doesnt care about rates and all that just a friend in her time of need. His pictures are in her album there on the page. He recently go to meet Ban magera for his last wish!(Thanks to the make a wish foundation)

Don't Give Up
Don't give up even if the road is tough. Don't give up even when you feel like noone cares, because i do care. you. Don't give up i will never give up on you. Don't give up i will always be here for you. Through thick and thing laughter and tears i will be there for you. Don't ever give up i will help you make it through. Don't you ever give up because life isnt easy, and giving up will lead you no where. Don't give up even when the road gets tough. you will make it and i will be there when you do. Don't give up because there are good times yet to come so don't you ever give up.

Let Me Live Again
Darkness grows around me As I walk this lonely road Beating hearts Sweaty palms Where am I headed for Gone is the sunshine The laughter And the smiles The miles I have to wander The road to travel is long Destination unknown Arriving when I can Greet me when I get there Greet me with a smile Break these chains around me Come take away the Pain Let me see the sunshine Let me live again

I Know We Don't Talk,
I know we don't talk, We're not really even friends But I want you to know I'll be there, Through the thick and through the thin I wish we could still be close, Like the way things used to be I was there for you, And you were there for me Even though we're never talking, Or together hanging around I just want you to know, I'll always be here to pick you up when you're down So even though we're no longer friends, You can always come to me I have a shoulder you can cry on, A soul on which you can lean Remember me next time you cry, I'm here to help, To be with you Side by Side

Desire
Eyes Meet Hands Reach Arms Enfold Bodys Press Lips Lock Tongues Taste Nipples Harden Hands Grip Hair Pulled Neck Bitten Cock Hard Pussy Wet Nipples Sucked Clit Touched Cock Stroked Ass Grabbed Thighs Spread Cock Encased Pussy Filled Bodys Emeshed Mouths Moaning Hands Roaming Cock Pumping Pussy Streaming Teeth Nipping Bodys Sweating Cock Cumming Pussy Creaming Mouths Gasping Lips Kissing Hands Grasping Eyes Closing Mouths Sighing

When You Are Confused
When you are completely confused about someone that you love dont try to take the relationship farther then it already is. Maybe even step back a step or two. Gather your thoughts make sure your head and your heart matches. If you don't you or someone you dearly love with all your heart will get hurt. I know I am going threw this very thing myself. IF the person you are with truely loves you they will understand and wait for you to get your thoughts together. I didnt think that the person i loved would wait. I thought if i didnt take the relationship where he wanted to take it I would lose him. So instead of taking that risk i took an even bigger risk and i tried to take the relationship where he wanted to take it even though my head and my heart wasnt matching on the subject. Now not only am i hurt, i can deal with that ive been hurt tons in my life. But he got hurt the ONE thing i tried to keep from happening happened because of ME. The very thing i tried to keep from happening happe

Time After Time
Time after time we sometimes feel ourselves slipping away into some unknown land. Saddened by the cruel acts of people. saddend by the abuse. Time after Time we find ourselves wanting to run away and leave all the pain behind us. No that matter where you are or what you are doing there is always hope. Time after time we see the tears, Time after Time we are saddend by pain and heartache. but we find a way to make it through. Time after time.

I Don't Know
I am only really on here right now because i don't what else to do at this point. I just found out a few hours ago that my cousin Ryan was killed in Baghdad. He was just home a week or so ago. I am numb and would appreciate all the support and prayers I can get. I will be traveling back home to Indiana it is just a matter of time. I don't know any details yet. Thank you

Ok, This Is A Major News Item.....
My old, worn out full size bed is gone, in its place is a new queen size elevated airmattress that I can adjust the firmness on.... can anyone say one step down from concrete? Now, this was purchased by my sis's fiance type critter person, primarily for my back, however, the dogs seem to think they were the reason for the purchase. We (all the human type people critters)figured that a queen size would be more than enough room for me, and the dogs..... HA! actually a DOUBLE HA with a DAMN thrown in. Instead of curling up in nice little spaces like they did on the smaller bed, they now spread out and seemingly increase their surface area dramatically, if not to the infinite degree. I have accused Shadow, my pit/lab cross of disobeying the laws of physics, he cocks his head to one side, pitches his ears forward and gives me this innocent look that gives me the impression he is trying to say, "I never studied law OR physics."

Thought You Would Like This....
please my friends stop sending me those you think i would like this stash, picture bulliton, blog or whatever emails! im currentlyl getting like 10 of those a day...i do appricate it that ud think id be intrested in what ur sending me, just dont really have the time to check them all out so pleast just stop sending them to me....

You Have Kicked A Hole In My Heart
~MY DEAR SWEET FRIEND, THE DOOR TO MY HEART IS OPEN, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME IN, THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE AND YOU MAY COME AGAIN. THE DOOR IS ALWAYS OPEN, NO ONE IS TURNED AWAY, FOR A HEART THAT NO ONE ENTERS, GROW LONELIER EACH DAY. FRIENDS FILL OUR HEARTS WITH LAUGHTER AND DRY THE BITTTER TEARS, AND OPEN HEARTS FORGE FRIENDSHIPS THAT LAST THROUGHOUT THE YEARS. A HEART THAT'S CLOSED TO OTHERS GROW HARDER THAN A STONE, AND THE PERSON WHO LIVES THERE IS DOOMED TO LIVE ALONE. IF YOU SLAM THE DOOR ON OTHERS, LIKE GLASS IT TOO WILL BREAK, BUT WITH FRIENDS THERE TO REPAIR IT, WHAT A DIFFERENCE IT CAN MAKE. LONELY HEARTS WILL ALWAYS WONDER HOW THINGS MIGHT HAVE BEEN, FOR THE DOOR TO MY HEART IS OPEN, YOU'RE WELCOME TO COME IN.

Please Come Support Me In My 1st Contest And Vote For Me ... "the Best Tag Contest"
PLEASE COME SUPPORT ME IN MY 1ST CONTEST AND VOTE FOR ME ... "THE BEST TAG CONTEST" STARTING AT 8PM EST SUNDAY SEPT. 9TH ... THANKS, SHARKY http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=205723&i=2644642958

Judgement
Around a blind corner I stumbled into her eyes and knew one thing: I had never really seen. Now I am owned by that moment and the dark judgement made by the light sucked away into those deep portals - what man (no man) can ever own her? Even as we tumble, we have already fallen into the original sin. © All rights reserved

Dark Night (written August 14, 2007)
I knew it was bad the moment you said the words Then you disappeared without a trace Days went by and I kept wondering why You were not responding to my pleas You make me crazy and you've pushed me away The decisions you've made fill me with rage Still I can't deny, when the moment faces me We are a part of each others destiny Each passing hour fills me with fear The decisions you made brought us both here Me to sit an wonder if you're alright You to put up the fight of your life These are the moments you wish you could change To take back, to unhear, to somehow exchange Wishing now you could make all the wrong right Knowing it might be to late tonight So I will sit, and wait, til the phone rings Hoping good news it will bring I followed my instincts, I hope thats alright I'll be praying for you safe return tonight

My Friends
Hello everyone who knows what was happening today... To answer your questions , everything went extremly well today... Thanks for all your support and concerns... I must say it was awesome to say the least... Had a wonderful time... I haven't had such fun in forever it seems... I should have some pics up later .... OMG !! Must do this again and Damn Soon !!! I am so drained right now ... But it feels so good---- :)

What Is Your Inner Color?
Your Inner Color is Blue Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart. You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone. Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor. What's Your Inner Color?

What Seduction Style Are You
Your Seduction Style: The Natural You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen. Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people. You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find! People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast. What Is Your Seduction Style?

Sex Doctor
Posted on May 22nd, 2006 MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts." "Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue." "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple w

Sex Doctor Helps
Posted on May 22nd, 2006 MILF Hunting Should Be In the Olympics A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts." "Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue." "Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut." The couple w

Drifting Away
Drifting away by Jennifer Blakely.(me) As I lay in the darkened room in the house of shame I feel myself, my soul, my past slip away Its slowly dripping, drip drop thru my hands Its dissipating into the air and into nothingness This past year has caused this withering of my soul The things that I have done are the cause of this corruption of innocence I cant change what Ive done, but oh how I wish I could If only I had resisted the sweet elixir u provided If only I had been stronger to deny this so-called gift If only I had walked away instead of staying But I did not and I am paying for the evil deeds My soul is paying for the ungodly sins I committed I no longer know the person in the mirror staring back at me This stranger seems so inexplicably familiar yet so different at the same time So it seems that this drifting away is only expected That this pain is my due for my sins That maybe this will change me somehow But something de

Godmother
On Wednesday, one of my good friends (actually have pics in album of where I was in their wedding over a year ago) texted me and asked for me to call her as soon as I got a chance. Amanda became my friend several years ago when she started dating one of my good friends, Bruce. Her and her daughter Kailee (9 but as mature as some adults!) have come so far to have been put through what they have in their life. Although we don't get to spend much quality time together, the time we do share counts and we know that we can always count on one another when we need a friend. Here lately, she has been going through a lot, with her father gonig through some major health issues and not knowing just how long he has left to live. Therefore, they have decided to sell everything and move closer to Amanda. With the expectation of her needing me due to all of the trouble with her Dad, I called her back immediately (and it helped that it just happen to be at a moment when no one was in the off

Drunk
I'm new to this bar and I keep getting lost because I can't seem to see over all these people thats on the dance floor. You can say I'm really enjoying myself. I just wish I would have made my friends tag along. Thankz for all the free drinks and OMG I have to PEE! Oh one more thing before I race off, you guys are always invited at my small little table near the vibrating speakers. I gotta GO!

Divorce
I'm going to be newly divorced, but the thought of him talking to another woman right here in the state where we live is like making me want to kill him, I feel like he's already 1 up on me in this department, maybe I'm just jealous ..... this isn't as easy as i thought it was gonna be, anyone with some advice, or story...let me hear ya.... single and looking.....friends, maybe more...

What Kind Of Girl Are You
You are a Buff Girl! You've got a boomin' body and a fearless spirit. Most guys have trouble keeping up with your energy and fitness level. Competitve and fun loving, you're up for almost anything. Make sure you pick a guy who doesn't mind getting beaten by a girl! What Kind of Girl Are You?

A Life In Cali
i as i start to begin its a good day in so cali it a nice sunny fuckin day as i lay in bed just get up to start my day,let me say stop mutha fucken hating u fucken gay ass muthafucker as i put a 9mm down ur throat beg me to dont pull the muthafucken trigger,so dont mess with the muthaficken stunnas with there gold grills and diamond on there necks

Trinkling
On the telephone we are almost together, I am nearly absorbed into her (the way I imagine it must be someday, please, someday) - her voice comes softly to me, like the sound of water trinkling over rocks. Her words find a thousand new meanings in the beating of my heart and each sigh from her is mine. We are making love through conversations about nothing - and I am nearly absorbed into her (as I have wanted, needed, hoped for someday, please, someday). © All rights reserved

First Time Gay Experience
First gay experience Well my first gay experience happened like this: I was about 50 yards or so up this path when I noticed a man standing off the side of the path apparently staring into the woods. As I got closer I realized his pants were down around his ankles and I could see his ass. Now, I'm straight but I have to say that it was a really nicely shaped ass for a man and I took notice. I figured maybe he was drunk and just peeing in the bushes, so I started to walk quieter so I wouldn't disturb him. But as I got closer I started hearing strange grunts and sucking sounds. I realized there was another man blowing him. Now, I'm not gay but I slowed my pace down to watch. I slowed and approached the standing man from behind. His friend didn't take any notice as his eyes were tightly closed. I came right up behind the man standing so that I could have reached out and touched him. That's when I brought the cinder block down on his head, hard. He collapsed on top of his faggot f

How Jane Taught Tarzan Sex
Click Here For Some of the Hottest Brazilian Ass Ever!!! One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he managed for sex. "What is sex" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it right." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and presented herself properly. "Here," she said, "you must put it here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and suddenly gave her an almighty kick in the crotch and then, watching closely, stepped back. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" He replied, "Tarzan check for bees."

Won't Be Online Much!
Richard and I went and got his sisters 3 youngest kids last night. Since he will be at work nights I will be watching them alone so won't be able to get online as much. Just wanted to let everyone know. Vamp

3 Couples Honeymoons Results
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. Nurses are known to be hot to trot". The second man married a telephone operator. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,"Wow, he's a lucky one. Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top button...Va-voom.". The third man married a school teacher. Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty but teachers are just too frigid". The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two would call much later in the day. At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The

Take A Quiz
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you'd try hard not to do it. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you don't need. You just feel like flirting around and playing right now. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Pistol-whipped
O, to be completely and wonderfully pistol-whipped by liquor, blotto, bolt-upright and belching love songs to gin (just gin) or whiskey, while the house burns down around me and the bathtub overflows. I could have sex with these spirits - liquid, warm and widgy - but I tell the booze, "I love you," and it just sits there. Fickle bitch. © All rights reserved

For September 8,2007
You don't mind a little hard work when you know the payoff is worth it and today you can see that it is. Whatever feels right to you should be much easier to put your shoulder behind for the last big push.Hope this is true

More Love
Love is something that can't be said, But for some love is very much dead, It's a feeling that lies deep inside, Love is a feeling you shouldn't hide, It's a certain something for a certain someone, And you just don't know what should be done, Love is like a beautiful fliyng dove, Those are several reasons why i am in love.

Bleeding Hearts
“She will promise you more Than the Garden of Eden Then she'll carelessly cut you And laugh while you're bleeding.” “Live for yourself -- there's no one else More worth living for Begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more” “Even when the heart's stopped beating, it is still bleeding” “If there's delight in love, 'tis when I see That heart, which others bleed for, bleed for me” “So in the dark we hide the heart that bleeds, And wait, and tend our agonizing seeds.” “Some people are afraid of what they might find if they try to analyze themselves too much, but you have to crawl into your wounds to discover where your fears are. Once the bleeding starts, the cleansing can begin.” “Any fact that needs to be disclosed should be put out now or as quickly as possible, because otherwise the bleeding will not end.” “If they tell you that she died of sleeping pills you must know that she died of a wasting grief, of a slow bleeding at the soul

Found Love
Love has arrived, I shall be happy. Once again the life; Flows within me. All because of you. You make me complete. All because of you, I am alive. I just have one; Thing to say to you. That is that, I love you.

What Is Fake
IT HAS COME TO MY UNDERSTANDING THAT A CERTAIN PERSON ON FUBAR IS CALLING ME FAKE BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A SALUTE PIC!!!!! WELL EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT TO THERE OWN OPINION....AND I ACCEPT THAT BUT WHAT I DONT GET IS WHO GAVE THIS PERSON THE RIGHT TO JUDGE ME OR ANYONE AT ALL... ARE YOU GOD..... ARE YOU MY PARENTS..... I REALLY DONT IGVE A FLYEN F$$K WHAT U THINK ABOUT ME. AGAINST ME ETC... YOU ARE VAPOR IN MY EYES... AND DONT EVEN DARE TO THINK ABOUT COMMEN DOWN ON MY HUSBAND BECUASE HE DOES NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO OR HOW TO DO IT I AM MY OWN PERSON AND I DO AS I PLEASE SO FALLON U CAN KISS MY ASS... I HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE TO YOU OR ANYONE ON HERE.... I COULD GIVE A RATS ASS WHAT U THINK OF ME LET ALONE ANYONE ELSE.. I KNOW WHO I AM AND WHAT I AM.... SO GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND GROW THE HELL UP...GET OVER IT... ROMATIC IS TAKEN HES MINE YA SNOOZE YA LOOSE BABY

Alone
Today I confirmed I reached a goal I have been working toward for over 2 years. Most never thought I would get there, most thought I would give up on it long before now. But I never gave up I kept after it and I even, reached the goal a month early. It only goes to prove and to show when I promise something to myself and to others I dont give up EVER. I should be happy I should be celebrating but I'm not. Dont get me wrong I'm proud of myself I should be I busted my tail to get where I am. But looking back over the last few months of my life I've lost so much that reaching this goal is bittersweet at best. I lost angel, whatever you believe angel is, and alot of things that go with angel. This goal that I reached starts over each and every month so now that I made it, now it's time to prove it's not a fluke and do it again and again over and over which I know I can do. I guess reaching this goal has just made me think about other goals I have other promises I'm working on, and it's jus

Just Bored
i want to write something on here that i dont like talking about to people but sometimes its helps. my mother was on drugs for a long time sence i was in grade school i did not fine out much later in life that was when i was 15 years old when we vist my grandpa in montana. i found some drugs thew it away it had to been over a 100 bucks but i dont care. well when school started i talk to a very good friend of mine i told her i was worried about it. she told me i should front her about it. i said ok i did not for a while. well when i was fighting with my mom that day i front her about there was alot of crying but now she dont do drugs anymore because of me i told her i did not want her to die and leave me with my borther and my dad. i needed her more then anything. we ues to fight alot now we are so close i love it. all im saying never gave up on a person never say there is nothing you can do. yes there is. my mother has been doing for a long time but when i said something she stop. then

Lyrically Speaking.
I'm at a total loss for words! And in my chosen field, that's no good. That's why I'm asking for all you guys' help. I'm a very life-based style rapper and my life has gotten rather uneventful. I have no situations....my bills are all paid...there's no more drama on my block, cause I changed blocks, so what now? If you know a somewhat decent song-writer...send them MY way. I'm willing to compensate for anything I use...so pen ya best raps and submit some this way...Even stories are welcome...they make the best kind of Rap! Let's do this!

If I Could
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.

Trogdor
TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Trogdor was a man I mean, he was a dragon man Or maybe he was just a dragon But he was still TROGDOR! TROGDOR! Burninating the countryside, Burninating the peasants Burninating all the peoples And their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES! (Whoa, this has wicked dueling guitar solos! It's like, Squiggly versus Meedley over here. Go Squiggly! Go Squiggly! SQUIGGLY WINS!) When all the land is in ruin, And burnination has forsaken the countryside, Only one guy will remain. My money's on TROGDOR! TROGDOR! And theTrogdor comes in the NIIIGHT...

Work
left to myself i sit here wondering if anything really matters. will i always be just alive without living any kind of meaningful existence. i work, i get up each morning and put myself through all kinds of pain. physical emotional spiritual, for a check that i cannot enjoy. i cant keep my children happy and safe. they look forward to the time when they can escape. and i work. the bruises fade, the memory remains. and i work.

R.i.p. Matt 11/03/06 - 09/08/07
Almost an hour ago at around 7PM, one of my rats Matt passed away. He was only 10 months old and had been suffering from a large growth on his left shoulder area. This is truly one of the saddest days of my life. The worst part is that I saw it all. He was having a heart and lung attack and started twitching for about 10 minutes and then he layed down and went. I stroked him and told him it was ok and that I loved him. :( I'm so upset I need to get away for awhile so I'm going to my moms for a few days. I'm going to go bury him first. I love him. He was my baby and he will be missed everytime I look at his sister all alone in her aquarium wondering where he is. Have a good one all. Treat your pets with care, you never know when may be the last time you hold them.

Daily Rant (1)
Yes. This will be a recurring one, as indicated by the (1), which is my oh so amazingly clever way of indicating that...this will be a recurring theme. Anyway. Today's rant is on the subject of... Shaving devices. No, just kidding. It is, of course, on a favourite topic of many people for at least 100 years...err, a decade or soon to be thereabouts. Yes, it is, of course, 9/11. Now, before you begin to load your weapons and smear my blood against the wall several yards behind me, wait. Take a deep breath. Be calm. It's not the event I'm ranting about. It is... The -date-. Look, I understand that in America, you do lots of things backarsewards. But seriously, 9/11, or 6/10, makes no sense at all. Let's look at why. Nine = ninth month. Eleven = eleventh day. Now, why the hell are they in that order? What's bigger? The month, or the day? And in all other matters, does not the largest thing come before the smallest thing? You don't say you live in America,

The Pleasing, The Depressing, The Fascinating (1)
So what is this, anyway. Damned if I know. But it's something or other. Whether it's an -interesting- something or other remains to be seen. Frankly, I doubt it. But I'm totally bored, so I might as well waffle on here about something, anything, or nothing (most likely the latter). So. The news today was interesting. Was it, I hear the cry go up. Well, actually, I heard the music from my headphones, but that's not the point... What was I saying. Oh yes. News. Interesting. Apparently, things happened in the world, once again. Who would've imagined it. But let's split this up into three categories: The Pleasing, The Depressing, The Fascinating. I thought about putting the middle one last, but that seems awfully downbeat. It should go in the middle, sandwiched between pleasure and fascination, dontcha think? I don't know who the hell I'm talking to, but I always write these things this way... ANYWAY. :D The Pleasing :D Today's pleasing item (yes, I p

Update + Major New Sponsor
I can't go too much into details at the moment, but I can say that another company on a major level has accepted Raven's Eggs & Kegs Show and will "Boost Your Day With Energy" that's the only thing I can say at this moment. Logic folks will kind of catch on to what im talking about, but 2 major sponsors are now with the growing Raven's Eggs & Kegs Radio show. Also Sept 22nd, Raven will be taking his show live to L.A Rock Radio and broadcast to over 500,000 listeners. More info on everything can be found out on the eggs and kegs radio website in a few days. Thank you everyone who visited the website, I hit over 1000 in just 3 weeks, Also I have T-Shirts now thanks to The Alley Chicago woth the logo on the back of the shirts. They will be given away on future shows. I thought I'd give a few of you Fubar folks a update since I been away from this site. I will be on time to time to talk to you guys. -Raven www.eggsandkegsradio.com www.kwtfworldwide.com

A Love Struck Fool.
In his absence I feel a sense of overwhelming need for him. Perhaps the idea that I cannot touch, feel, see, speak with him forces me to cling to every essence of him. Mushy as it may sound, I miss him with every fiber of being. It's when he's gone do I realize that longing and need for him. It has dawned on me that I am a complete wreck without him. It's as if someone has taken the very lungs from my breath and I am breathless until he is there with me once more. Caught up in memories that pollute my mind with past occurences, making me cling more to all those dreams of him, and moments with him. Not letting go, swept up in the knowledge that he isn't here right now. Dwelling on them, and sinking myself into the darkness that so willingly swallows me up whole. Wow, a bit dramatic there eh? Ah, cest la vie, right? My favorite quote of all time by Kahlil Gibran. "If in the twilight of memory we should meet once more, we shall speak again together and you shall si

Arkansas Jokes
> GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS > > > A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14. > > How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead." > > How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. > > Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. > > What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ........ Documentaries. > > An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?" > > Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. > > The governor's mansion in Arkansas b

Another Company To Side With Raven's Eggs & Kegs Show + Fm Radio In 3 Weeks
I can't go too much into details at the moment, but I can say that another company on a major level has accepted Raven's Eggs & Kegs Show and will "Boost Your Day With Energy" that's the only thing I can say at this moment. Logic folks will kind of catch on to what im talking about, but 2 major sponsors are now with the growing Raven's Eggs & Kegs Radio show. Also Sept 22nd, Raven will be taking his show live to L.A Rock Radio and broadcast to over 500,000 listeners. More info on everything can be found out on the eggs and kegs radio website in a few days. Thank you everyone who visited the website, I hit over 1000 in just 3 weeks, Also I have T-Shirts now thanks to The Alley Chicago woth the logo on the back of the shirts. They will be given away on future shows. I thought I'd give a few of you Fubar folks a update since I been away from this site. I will be on time to time to talk to you guys. -Raven www.eggsandkegsradio.com

Breakups To... Shake Ups?
I've been going through a breakup for at least a week now... and I've been trying to stay occupied with interviews and thinking up new creative endeavors. But like everything in life... it's not as easy as it sounds. Relationships and dating have just lost it's appeal to me, but maybe I should break it down: If you're a man, female society beats into your head that what they want is a good man. Now what that good man is depends on the individual women's perspective or needs. In a way, maybe it's selfish. A GOOD man is usually seen as a guy who has a good head on his shoulders, or has himself together. -The problem with having yourself together is that it means you're stable, and since life is chaos, life is never in order. Often times having life in order means you have money... and the term is usually tied in materialism. As they say, everyone wants someone who is at "Point Z" in life, or at least on the way to F. But in life, we fall back to B, and never move past C.

Dragonforce-revolution Deathsquad
Flying over darkened skies the battle will call Distant angels crying in the eye of the storm And the world falls under the starlight shining from heavens below Long years of pain and sorrow searching for more Cry for the touch of angels never before And the stars fall on the horizon onwards and up through the pain Ride the wind and fight the demon steel shining bright Standing together forever onwards flames burning strong Hot wind in hell of pain and sorrow now and ever onwards We stare into the dawn of a new world [Pre-chorus] Cry out for the fallen heroes Lost in time ago In our minds they still belong When the sands of time are gone [Chorus] Rise over shadow mountains blazing with power Crossing valleys endless tears in unity we stand Far and wide across the land the victory is ours On towards the gates of reason Fight for the truth and the freedom Gloria Searching through the memories to open the door Living on the edge of life like never before An

Let Give Them Something To Smle About
I NEED ALL YOU GUYS TO PLEASE FOCCUS EXTRA HARD ON LEVELING ALL OUR SAULTED MEMBERS OF THE POSSE. DURING EVERY HAPPY HOUR PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO WORK ON THE FAMILY. MORE SO THEN YOU WOULD NORMALLY. THERE IS A VERY GOOD REASON WHY IM PUSHING THIS NOW AT THIS TIME.... I WILL EXSPLAIN TO YOU ALL AFTER THESE STRINGS OF HAPPY HOURS ARE OVER.. RIGHT NOW IM WORKING ON LEVELING YOU ALL. I HAVE NOT HAD TIME TO MAKE A BULLETIN WITH ALL THEM ON IT.. FOR NOW JUST GO RELY ON WHO I HAVE FANED AND YOU WILL FIND MOST OF THEM THERE.. BUT TO START OFF WITH PLEASE EVERYONE HIT HER PAGES. SHE HAD SHE HAS BEEN STUCK ON STUCK FOR OVER THREE MONTHS NOW.. IT'S TIME SHE MOVE ON. HELP HER TO LEVEL YOU ALL.. WORD BooBoo~~S*U*P~Club F.A.R.~@ fubar ALSO GUYS TAKE THE TIME TO ADD AND SHOW HIM LOVE TO PLEASE. KINDA LIKE A WELCOME BACK RATTING PARTY. HE WAS LEVEL 20+ AT ONE TIME.. HES BACK NOW SO LETS DO IT.. TY TY ALL SO MUCH.. THIS WILL MAKE THEM NOT ONLY HAPPY BUT FEELIMG ALL WARM AND FUZZY ON THE

Weekend Links: Download The O&a Show, New Boobs On Ratemywow, New Videos Online, Traveling Virus And Car Crash Comedy Coming To Philly!
Good afternoon, shut-ins! It's time for your weekly dose of weekend update, courtesty of The O&A Show and FoundryMusic... We'll get started by mentioning once again that if you missed any of this week's fine radio shows, you can get them online via AUDIBLE: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/4/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/5/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/6/07 DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 9/7/07 New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have THREE new pairs of boobies for you to check out, as well as a new submission from one of our faithful fans! (Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site): RateMyWOW: Nikki Flame RateMyWOW: Kelly Skyline RateMyWOW: Sandy Sweet Big Boobs and Pigtails! There's some new clips in the MEDIA SECTION, including: Aneta Buena Topless On The Balcony Nikki Shakes Her Ass on The Bed John Rambo - First O

Coolness!!!
I was just outside and there were between 6 and 8 bats flying over my house. I thought that was so cool to see. They were swooping around catching mosquitos. I really need to put up a couple bat houses in the trees out back. I know, I'm weird. I like bats, what can I say?

Cocaine
mirrored faces staring down razor blades cutting carefully rolling the bills cuttin a straw its a daily process Fire in the chamber I hear them coughing Smoke rising, engulfing Ceiling fans stopped curtains closed turn the music up Hide the cars Cut out the light lean down and blow *pop* comes the top fizzling red bull pours itself down with goose typical friday night the few of us drugged and fucked hiding from ourselves escaping our reality its time to have some fun leave the hookers alone a few kisses exchanged its time for some fun

Dragonforce-soldiers Of A Wasteland
Crossing battles savage seas towards the mountains high Forest plains of wilderness we're striking out tonight On towards our destiny we travel far and wide Journey through the darkenss as your hearts refuse to die In the flames of hell we fire at will the fires of doom has come With the forces of the blackest knights they're staring at the sun Far across the distant plains of ice we're searching for the sword When the time has come for the battle now we follow with the horde We will ride with fire burning hot towards the night sky In the land of long ago forever in our souls Fly on wings of shining steel are burning so bright In ancient lands of warriors we're riding on again Burning fires burning lives on the long distant roads Through the lost mountains endless so far away from home Warrior soldiers forever we fought long ago We're all lost in the darkness so far away from home Fallen soldiers taste the steel of death the daylight dawning Sun will shine upon

Feel Like I'm Loosing
I’m sitting here writing this because there’s a battle going on in my mind. The demons known as depression and lonelyness tear at the very fibor of my being.Depression is not a state of mind but a state of being that when coupled with lonelyness can drive the mind to the very peak of madness. Dealth has been lerking in the shadows of my brain erged on by depression, the fight is so intence some times that I craw and lock myself away from those that I think care. There are times someone will say a kind word and make me smile and feel like everything is alright, but then they will say something that will make me question the very reason for living. I knew a young lady once, she fell in love with me and became my wife. She gave birth to two girls and we were a happy family untill that one morning seven years later when I was working out in LA. And I get a phone call saying she had past away the day befor. From that day on my life was never the same. They say that god dose not g

9/11- Just My Feelings
9/11 is approaching and you can feel the tension here.. with all the things going on around the world it seems NY has a deep sadness this time of year. As for the day not many feel it the way some of us do. as for me.. I lost a dear friend in tower one, and my sister is still traumatized working only 3 blocks away. I am still thankful she decided not to go in the building that day for her usual magazine and tea, but instead watched the horror from her office window. I remember her telling me once that it is the worst feeling you will ever have watching someone plummet 80 stories, and i hope that no one will ever have to go through what she did. not only running down 43 flights of stairs then about 5 blocks to waters st. covered in dust and paper scared to death. .. then after a few days return and see that hole in the skyline. it is the most saddening thing. as for my friend Chrissy she was interning and it was her first day there when the plane hit tower one.. if i am not mistaken the

♥to Join Club Far♥
CLUB F.A.R IS NO...DRAMA !!!!!!!!!!!! First for all those who dont know what Club F.A.R. stands for, here it is. "F.=FAN / A.=ADD / R.=RATE (Just the Profile Page)". All Club members "MUST DO ALL 3" to all other members. You must take note of those that do not accept a Friend or Add or do not Rate you and report to one of the Owners, so that we may regulate and check members. We dont want to here that you dont Fan Add or Rate people. If there is another member for whatever reason you have a problem with you must address this to Boricua God~daddy. All current and new Club F.A.R. Members must do or be the following 1. Have the whole name Club F.A.R. some where in their names. We dont discriminate, you may also stay in your other families, but if your other families do not want Club F.A.R. in your name, We will appreciate if you bow out of the family instead of being removed. 2. You must at least be a level 5 3. You must have a SALUTE pic 4. We expect yo

Prayers Needed For A Soldier In Iraq!!
Please pray for my son, Denton who is a soldier in the U.s. Army serving in Iraq, his unit got hit 3 days ago on patrol & there were casualities. He is physically alright but his mental state at this time is compromised, he does not have a clear head, and a distracted soldier is a dead soldier. Pray for the souls we lost, & pray this damn war is over soon so we don't lose anymore of our of our Heros. Thank You (repost of original by 'Pockets ~ I'm on Jokers Wild's small bus~ b 2, r 6, Come join the FUN! Plz turn up the A/C,' on '2007-09-07 21:26:02')

Ub40-red Red Wine
Red, red wine Go to my head Make me forget that I Still need her so Red, red wine It`s up to you All I can do, I`ve done But mem`ries won`t go No, mem`ries won`t go I`d have sworn That with time Thoughts of her Would leave my head I was wrong And I find Just one thing makes me forget Red, red wine Stay close to me Don`t let me be alone It`s tearin` apart My blue, blue heart Toasting Red red wine you make me feel so fine You keep me rocking all of the time Red red wine you make me feel so grand I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand Red red wine you make me feel so sad Any time I see you go it makes me feel bad Red red wine you make me feel so fine Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing Redred wine you really know how fi love Your kind of loving like a blessing from above Red red wine I love you right from the start Right from t

Ripped Or Stolen Photos
From Scrappers Blog. Many of you are asking us to referee your ripped photos. The following is our policy on ripped photos. If you do not want your photos ripped: DO NOT upload anything that you do not want potentially ripped or stolen to the internet. OR, you can take the risk and make a new folder and set the privacy settings to your preference. The Tap allows you to set folder's privacy settings so that you can control who views the content of that folder. You have the option to set it for Everyone, Friends Only, Family Only and Only Myself. We do not referee member drama. If you are having problems with someone, please BLOCK and/or IGNORE them. If someone has ripped a photo of yours and you want it removed, please read our Terms of Service and the following information on how to remove Copyrighted material. Q)How to remove copyrighted material? A)FUBAR requires an official DMCA notice. Please read the following information. Digital Millennium Copyright Act

Gotta Love Old People!
A very se lf-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing ....and," pausing to take another drink of beer. The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young........so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little shit, what are you doing for the next generation?" The applause was resounding...

Senior Citizens Hypnotist
Subject: Senior Citizens Hypnotist It was entertainment day at the Senior Center. People came from miles around to see The Amazing Claude, the famed hypnotist, do his stuff. Claude went to the front of the meeting room and announced, "Unlike = most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. " The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat pocket. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting. "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly

You're An 80's Child If....
You're an 80's child if... You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. You wanted to be on Star Search. (Come on, we all did) You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. You wore a banana clip or one of those slap on wrist bands at some point during your youth.*STILL GOT MY WRIST BAND LOL* You wore French rolls on the bottom of your splatter painted jeans. You had slouch socks, and puff painted your own shirt at least once. You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's butt. You know the profound meaning of ''Wax on, Wax off.'' You can name at least half of the members of the elite ''Brat Pack.'' You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours!!!!!! You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock. You know that another name for a keyboard is a ''Synthesizer.'' You hold a special place in your heart for ''Back to the Future.'' You know where to go if you ''

9-11 Tributes!!! Must See!!! Please Watch These!! (from The Bulletin Board) :)
Ok a while back I made these two videos. I thought now is a good time to bring them back out with 9/11 coming up..1 is a tribute to the 9/11 heroes and the other is a tribute to our troops please pass it around. I spent alot of time making these. Thank you Jodi AKA Wishful Thinking

Total Bull Shit!!!
How many of you have had innocent pictures marked as nsfww by some dumbass who has nothing better to do than cause trouble for you????? Like who hasn't seen cleavage or naked women before omfg like some people are really offended by nudity !! Please give me a break we all come into the world and most of us leave it naked!!! So wether people believe it or not we spend alot of time nude get a reality check here people (I) have tits so what!!!

Couldn't Wait For Number 4 So Here It Is 4 Out Of 4
I had a dream about you last night. I was dreaming like normal, and for once it wasn't a bad dream. I dreamed that I was sitting on the couch in an apartment that I've never seen before. Probably my apartment since I was by myself. Then out of nowhere theres a knock at the door. I open it, and you're standing there with a huge grin on your face (this baffled me a little because I'm not used to you with a huge grin on your face). once the shock of seeing you was gone, I wrapped you up in the tightest hug I think I've ever given. As I did this, you kissed my neck, and then my cheek, and then my lips. Your lips tasted soo sweet. We were so into our kissing that we just continued on with the front door wide open. I ran my tongue along your bottom lip, and as I went to pull away, you sucked on it a little. The whole time running our hands all over each other. Finally you nudge me back into the apartment, and kick the door shut behind you. While you backed me into the apartment, y

You Know You're A Mum When............
You know you're a mum when... You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake to make sure they're equal. You want to take out a contract on the kid who broke your child's favorite toy and made him/her cry. You have time to shave only one leg at a time. You hide in the bathroom to be alone. You child throws up, and you catch it. Someone else's kid throws up at a party, and you keep eating. You consider finger paint to be a controlled substance. You mastered the art of placing large quantities of pancakes and eggs on a plate without anything touching. Your child insists that you read Once Upon a Potty out loud in the lobby of the doctor's office, or, better yet, in the lobby of a Grand Central Station... and you do it. You hire a sitter because you haven't been out with your husband in ages, then spend half the night talking about and checking on the kids. You hope ketchup is a vegetable because it's the only one your child eats. You cling to the high m

Aerosmith-don't Want To Miss A Thing
I could stay awake just to hear you breathing, Watch you smile while you are sleeping, While you are far away and dreaming, I could spend my life in this sweet surrender, I could stay lost in this moment forever, Where a moment spent with you is a moment I treasure, (Chorus) I don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep, Cause I miss you baby, And I don't want to miss a thing, Cause even when I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do, I still miss you baby and I don't want to miss a thing Lying close to you feeling your heart beating, And I wondering what you are dreaming, Wondering if it's me you are seeing, Then I kiss your eyes and thank god we're together, I just want to stay with you in this moment forever and forever forever (Chorus) And I don't want to miss one smile, I don't want to miss one kiss, I just want to be with you right here with you, Just like this, I just want to hold you close, I feel your heart so close to mine And

If Santa Was A Redneck
If Santa was a redneck He’d prob’ly still be kind Though putting children on his knee Would not be wise of mind If Santa was a redneck His way of spreading cheer Wouldn’t be with gifts by sleigh But by Chevy full of beer If Santa was a redneck The chimney he’d forego And leave the beer out on the porch Where the frigerator goes If Santa was a redneck No cookies would we leave Just a can of Copenhagen He could roll up in his sleeve If Santa was a redneck We’d know it when he came The belching, scratching, passing gas There’d be no one else to blame If Santa was a redneck Christmas day would be a blast We’d all sit out upon the porch And pass around the Pabst

Surefire Ways To Know You're A Woman...
Surefire Ways To Know You're A Woman... You are a Bitch. When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no' then get pissed off when you are believed. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately expect him to stop this behavior.. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare for the evening. Always hide very important events in very unimportant terms so you can have something to be pissed about when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing business, i.e. You say 'It's no big deal, but I was wondering if you would like to visit my parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean 'It means a great deal to me for you to see my family with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!' Whine If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're exhausted from your almost superhuman level of daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's because he is lazy. No matter what the activ

Eroticism
Eroticism Ever had an assaingment to write about getting yourself off. Well, I had a friend 5000 miles away who gave me this task one evening, I was to think of him while doing it and then immediately afterwards write down my experience so he could share in it. This is what I came up - not an easy thing to do. Naked, nude, bare to the eyes, unclad, Lying on black satin sheets, hair spread out, Knees bent and parted wide Nipples erect and quivering with the touch of cool air Fingertips begin their quest. Slowly from wrist, to elbow, to shoulder. Across chest, down, down, tantalizingly towrds the naval. Palm slowly exerts pressure on lower stomache pushing out Air from within jotted with drops of anticipation. One hand spreads the dampened folds The cool air hitting the warmth brings moisture. Other hand, finger slowly traces the folds from hole to nub, slips slightly in and returns to the pleasure point. Pressure slowly applied, friction increases, nipples s

Touch Me I Beg
Touch Me - I beg I sit barely clad alone in the dark The silent flicker of candlelit illumination. As I glance down at shadows and valleys of my form The breasts seem to swell, enlarge, and engorge. The tingling blossoms and flows out and down. I hear a gasp as a breath I exhale. I tighten my stomach and feel wetness below. My head falls back for lips that are yours. I sit there alone touched by no one. The sensation doubles and folds start to swell. Touch me, I scream it with no one around. Touch me, I whisper as climax does come. But your too far away to help get this done. To climax alone carressed by no one, Shows me the extent of my nymphotic need. Where I get aroused from a whishpering breeze. I glance down in awe at my quivering limbs. Touch me, I beg, I can't do this again.

About Women
Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'. Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty. Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful. Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women. Just knowing that the man wants to have sex with them fulfills the emotional need. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp invol

Stp-plush
And I feel that times a wasted go So where ya going to tommorrow? And I see that these are lies to come Would you even care? And I feel it And I feel it Where ya going for tommorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she smell alone? And I feel, so much depends on the weather So is it raining in your bedroom? And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray Would you even care? And I feel it And she feels it Where ya going to tommorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she smell alone? When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it Where ya going for tommorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I fee

Hey There Delilah
Check out 'Hey There Delilah's lyrics Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice it's my disguise I'm by your side Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me Hey there Delilah I know times are getting hard But just believe me girl Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar We'll have it good We'll have the life we knew we would My word is good Hey there Delilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd fall We'd have it all Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me

Womens Questions
Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask... There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 - "What are you thinking?" 2 - "Do you love me?" 3 - "Do I look fat?" 4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?" 5 - "What would you do if I died?" What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example: 1 - "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things: a - Football b

Women's Point System
In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes & you get points. Do something she dislikes & points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system... Simple Duties You make the bed...................................................+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows..........0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets........................-1 You leave the toilet seat up.......................................-5 You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty...................0 When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex........-1 When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom..-2 You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light pantyliners with wings.......+5 But return with beer...............................................-5 You check out a suspici

Women's Meanings
What common words, phrases and sounds actually mean, when a woman says them... Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five minutes: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. Nothing: This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead (with raised eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead (normal eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care".

Search For Words
Don't search for words to tell me that you love me - you say it to me every day, in your smile, in the way you light up for me, with the sound of your voice. You tell me what I mean to you each time you reach for me (or when I reach for you and you are always there). I'm not sure the words exist to say how much it means to me to know that you love me. Just take my hand and say it all with only a touch. © All rights reserved

Womens Dictionary
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the st

Sick And Tired Of This Cough
Well second day with this aweful cough i wish it was the future so i can get rid of it in one day I hate being being sick so someone come up with the cure for the common cold and other stuff so we can live longer

Maybe This Will Help Me...
By GOOD CHARLOTTE DANCE FLOOR ANTHEM She’s going out to forget they were together All that time he was taking her for granted She wants to see if there’s more than he gave she’s looking for He calls her up He’s trippin on the phone now He doesn’t want her out there And alone now He knows she’s movin it Knows she’s using it Now he’s losing it She don’t care Everybody put up your hands Say I don’t wanna be in love I don’t wanna be in love to the beat now If you’ve got nothing left Say I don’t wanna be in love I don’t wanna be in love Back it up now You’ve got a reason to live Say I don’t wanna be in love I don’t wanna be in love Feelin' good now Don’t be afraid to get down Say I don’t wanna be in love I don’t wanna be in love He was always giving her attention Looking hard to find the things she mentioned He was dedicated But most suckers hate it That girl was fine B

Jeff Dunham & Peanuts
If you have never checked out Jeff Dunham, please do so in my following blogs. He is a ventriloquest and you will crack yourself up watching these videos of him and his "friends". A friend of mine introduced me to all of them on YouTube last week and I thought I would share them. :D Here goes...

Check This Out
I am so sick of stupid ass people, they all the time trying to out smart me. Well guess what bitches get a fucking life because it isnt happening.I am sick of having to watch my step in every move i make. I admit there is alot i do that no one knows about but what is so funny nothing is bad. My net door neighbor not going to say her name has been taking pictures of my friends vehicle and sending them to my soon to be ex husband, on top of that she has been fucking people , but i am different then her i havent cheated on my husband. If it is cheating when you have a friend over and you drink some and watch movies then i am guilty but when it comes down to fucking him and shit like that NOT GUILTY. Ok so i need some advice i have always had a fear of being alone and now it is coming into effect. Me and my husband are going to get a divorce after he gets back and after i join the military but the problem is i dont know if i should even try that. I wanna just get in the military and run th

You're Drunk When.....
Signs that you are too drunk would be... You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Job interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! You can focus better with one eye closed. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar. Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..." Your idea of cutting back is less salt. You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom

Sexual Feelings
rainy days and cold nights these are the days i need you to hold me tight in your arms. tell me im your good luck charm look me in my eyes and tell me i'm the one for you tell me i'm your every wish come true, lay me down very gently then make love to me essentially caress my body from head to toe not missing a spot lets play around like connect the dots lets make each other hot,till our body heat rises like a rollercoaster ride it always seems to just begin make me climax like i never done before do what you want to my body its all yours rub me,lick me,kiss me,tease me,do whatever you want to my body as long as its pleasing. now you girls cant tell me that dont sound hot...lol

I Can Only Love You And Be Your Friend.
I can't give solutions to all of life's problems, doubts, or fears. But I can listen to you, and together we will search for answers. I can't change your past with all it's heartache and pain, nor the future with its untold stories. But I can be there now when you need me to care. I can't keep your feet from stumbling. I can only offer my hand that you may grasp it and not fall. Your joys, triumphs, successes, and happiness are not mine; Yet I can share in your laughter. Your decisions in life are not mine to make, nor to judge; I can only support you, encourage you, and help you when you ask. I can't prevent you from falling away from friendship, from your values, from me. I can only pray for you, talk to you and wait for you. I can't give you boundaries which I have determined for you, But I can give you the room to change, room to grow, room to be yourself. I can't keep your heart from breaking and hurting, But I can cry with you and help you pick up the pieces and put them back in

Air Too Still
Those days and nights without your voice I live in a dark place - a deep canyon where the air is too still and the river has dried - I am afraid. Memories of you echo in the emptiness of each lone moment and I long for just a whisper in my ear. I worry about the world without you - how will flowers open up when you have gone away?

Acceptance Vows!!!
I have started a race of people called the race of acceptance people. there is 3 vows in wich to join,long haired vow,short haired vow, and long and short haired vow for people with mohawks. if you would like to make a vow not to cut your hair more than 2 in every 3 months for 5 years, or the oppoisite vow of short hair or the long and short vow keep in touch for the survey on myspace! keep in touch and smoke the green shit!!! anergy13

Bo Bice Willing To Try
hey yall i put these song lyrics here for all those who wanna give up on love so enjoy and love life and each other to the fullest Here I go Trying to write another chapter in my life Driving down this lonely highway deep inside And where I’m goin I don’t really know But here I go Tryin’ hard not to leave too much life behind Is there something out there that I’m tryin’ to find Pre Chorus: I believe in love Believe in us But there are days when it’s not enough Chorus: I’m not gonna change who I am But I am gonna give up the fight I don’t care who’s wrong or right When it’s all said and done And you’ll tell me you’ve had enough You’re thinking of giving up on love I’m still willing to try Verse 2: Here I go Step into this stop light on the stage Finally realizing that I’ve come of age Running my own race Down life’s lonesome road So here I go We only get one life we gotta live Let’s hope we find the strength just to forgive Pre Chorus:

Women Of Fubar Beware
i recently came into a situation with so called "single" man that has turned out disasterous. this man professed love for me and was even intending to move in and start a real relationship. i recently receieved a call from his "wife". she has threatened to come kick my ass an cause problems for me. i stopped talking to him a long time ago yet his wifey still calls and threatens me. if yu shout me i will give you his name so you might avoid the same situation.i hint he is from tenn.please let all the women on here know

Will Be Gone Until Tomorrow
i am going over my youngest daughters house an babysit my other three grandkids. that i havent seen in awhile. just letting u know i wont be on again until tomorrow sometime.. hope all of my friends have a great night

The Things I Love About You
i love the way you make me laugh i love the way you make me cry tears of joy stream down my eyes as i hear your voice,a loving surprise i love you when you're angry i love you when you're sad i love you when you're glad when you tell me of the day you had i love ou truly i love you deeply ever since the day i let you meet me i missed you when you left i miss you now more then ever making a mistake that i regret hoping that you are a forgiver without you,my life is strife but now i ask for a second chance be with me and start a life together forever,an eternal dance i wait for you as the days go by my live is growning inch by inch i cannot wait to see you again but i wait for you and your warm kisses forever and ever ilove you

Sat 8/9/07
BARN UTD 5-4 LARNE COLTS (eaiyl) UNDER 13 The Colts, sponsored by The Olderfleet, travelled to Woodburn to play Barn United and found themselves a goal down straight from the opening kick-off. Then were two goals behind before Reece McGinley beat three defenders before firing home from a tight angle. The half ended with a two goal margin as Barn scored a third although there was more than a hint of offside. The start to the first half was repeated in the second as Barn grabbed a fourth. The Colts pulled a goal back when Darren Tennant made no mistake after a David Hunter pass. A rasping Thomas Spence free kick brought the score back to 4-3 before captain Robert Watson had a free kick cleared off the line. In a ding dong game, Barn scored their fifth prior to McGinley scoring his second of the game, again from a tight angle. Despite going forward until the end of the game, the Colts’ couldn’t score the equaliser. The match ball sponsor was Laurence Shaw of Seacliff Road.N

Hangover Ratings
Does any of this sound somewhat familiar? 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that you are able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a Cheeseburger and a side of fries. 2 star hangover ** Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay but you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee you chug to try and remain focused is only exacerbating your rumbling gut, which is craving a full English breakfast. Last night has wreaked havoc on your bowels and even though you have a nice demeanour about the office, you are costing your employer valuable money because all you really can handle is aimlessly surfing the net and writing junk e-mails. 3 star hangover *** Definit

Kicked Out Of Walmart
Ok those of you that know me know I hate Walmart. I am politically against there practices concerning censorship of music and movies, and there questionable labor practices, and on top of that the places are a mad house of rednecks and chaos and smell. I generally avoid them like the plauge but around Christmas when ever store is hell I went against my normal practice of never shopping there and stopped in to pick up a couple of Christmas items. I took my daughter with me handed her $40 and sent her on her way to do some shopping of her own while I filled the last of my list. Anyway, she was wearing her Elment A440 shirt. Those of you who know Element know the shirt I am talking about. The front of the shirt in large letters says "FUCK YOUR GOD" on it. I had heard a story from one of the band members that he had been kicked out of a Walmart for wearing this shirt and not sure what Walmart it was but it must be true. My daughter took off on her own and got harrassed by several W

Snus Issues...
Since I ordered and received (real) swedish snus I've realized that Camel Snus isn't formulated correctly. Swedish snus (which has been around for literally centuries) does NOT burn holes in my lips as Camel Snus (American made) does. SO. I'm stickin' with real, true, snus. Swedish snus. So far I've found 3 types I like. Mocca mint miniportion. Mocca mandarin miniportion (eh its just okay). and CatchDry Eucalyptus (just ok). SO next time I'll order a few of the Mocca Mint and maybe one of another type. Here is what I ordered: *Göteborgs Rapé Mini White Portion (utterly gross. WON'T buy again.) *General Mini White Portion (utterly gross smell, couldn't even make myself try it. WON'T buy again.) CatchDry Cassis Menthol (gross smell, tried it, nasty. WON'T buy again.) *Mocca Mint Mini Portion (kinda gross smell, but its different, but good. Barely has a mint taste at all. Will buy again.) *Mocca Mandarin Mini Portion (Truly has a mandarin smell!! Has a slight mandar

A Strangle First Week In My New Place
Well the first week at my new place has been strange. First, I never thought it would be so quiet. After living with a wife and three kids, I got used to a certain amount of noise. At first it was peaceful, but it got so quiet that I had trouble getting to sleep. Second, my AC is powerfully cold at times. So I kept waking up because I got too cold. I solved that problem by getting a "Bed In A Bag" set. I also got a fan to use instead of the AC. Third, my food supply was pretty meek, but it did last me until I could get more groceries today. Fourth, it was tough having to walk about 2 miles to work at about 12:30 in the morning. The walk physically is ok, but there are a lot of nuts walking/driving the streets at that time of night. Lastly, the hardest thing is not being able to see my wife as much. I can't come by everyday since if I am seen there too much, then she might get in trouble with the management who are out to kick out all the non-Hispanics in the complex. I d

A Little Question To See The Answer
to all you people out there this is a question as me and the bf are dicussing we was just wondering how many of you georgous people out there would love to see a live feed of me being nekkid and the bf riding me like a rodeo please reply if you really want it not just coz your horny please rate me too (cheeky plug there) and yes i really do want replys coz it is a propper question as we are having a domestic about this as i speak, please dont let me put you off replying to this as it is a friendly domestic btw my bf is doofy who is on fubar too and is in some of my pics if you need to see him this is just a curious question which could in the right minds go further i have marked it as NSFW so i dont get deleted your cooperation is appreciated tyvm your sxc becs

Do You Qualify????????????????
DO YOU????? WANT FANS??????? WANT RATES?????? WANT FRIENDS???? LIKE TO BE PIMPED OUT? IF YES THEN CHECK THIS OUT JOIN : TO RIDE ON THIS TRAIN SEND ME YOUR PROFILE LINK :p:p:p TO HAVE A VIP CART OR TO BE A CONDUCTOR PLEASE CONTACT ME :):):) THIS GOES 2 ALL PEOPLE ON MY TRAIN: (((U have 2 rate,fan & add all the people on the train each time U're on it check 4 the new members,,,also rate all the conductor's pix and you have 2 rate as much as U can from the stewards & the VIP members 2.)))OR YOU'LL BE REMOVED!!! HAVE A FABULOUS SATURDAY AND GREAT SUNDAY HUGS,KISSES AND MUCH MUCH LOVE TO ALL ۞WÌLÐÇÄŦ۞ ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar

To Dare Is To Do
Ok, I knew I shouldnt have posted that last blog. To any of you that know me if I get dared to do something I follow through. Hense a few tatts that I didnt REALLY want. I even have "to dare is to do" in latin on my calf. Ok cut to the chase. My friend dared me to do what I posted in my last blog. Not stepping down, I set some ground rules. At least 30 people have to vote, YEA or NEA and if the YEA's have 50% ITS ON!! So, we will see what this blog comes to at this time tomorrow.......please say no ;P

Response
How to get a response when you need it George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no." Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five minutes, three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen sai

Have A Nice Day
DOWN RATERS BEWARE … you reap what you sow here … go ahead down rate me all you want … but to belittle salutes and/or pics of support that’s just not right … I don’t ask that you believe as I do … but I was raised that if you can’t say anything good don’t say anything at all … oh and please don’t get all pissy when we come to you to show you some luv in return … THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY

Then And Now
The back of this photo has in my dad's handwriting, "11th District Installation/Department of Illinois/September 17, 1977/McHenry County, Illinois/American Legion Post #491". My mom got the photo before she and my dad divorced in 1993 and wrote beneath it so she'd remember, "Bob + Dave, When you said Pledge to Flag". (I prefer "David" to "Dave", but I'm not going to correct my mom on that! LOL) I got it from Mom when Martha, Sarah, and I visited her last year and we were going through old photos. It really is one of the ones of me (yes, that is ME, short, blond, and wearing the Legionnaire cap almost too big for my head) I'm most proud of because, besides showing Dad with his arm around me, it shows us sharing something. Dad's being installed as the state commander at this ceremony and I'm leading the meeting hall in saying the Pledge of Allegiance. Wow. Today, nearly thirty years later, I woke up early and brought my son Jeffrey with me to Bethany Lutheran's Brakfast with th

Alcohol Warnings
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers: WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make yo

Alcohol At Work
Here are some pretty solid reasons why alcohol should be served at work... It's an incentive to show up. It leads to more honest communications. It reduces complaints about low pay. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. It encourages car pooling. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work. It makes fellow employees look better. It makes the cafeteria food taste better. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar. It makes everyone more open with their ideas. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up. Sitting "bare ass" on the copy machine will no lon

A Lil Help Foa Friend :)
Hi AllAnd A HAPPY SATURDAY TO YOUMy Good Friend Jersey GirlWould Love To Level TonightLots of Happy Hours On The WaySo Can We All Give HerA Heap Of FUBAR LUVINAnd Fulfill This WishHere's The LinkClick Clickյэяѕєỳ (Вяїтѕ оŋ Т@ fubarTHANK YOUAnd Much Love To Ya'll:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-DAnodyne

C.h.a.n.g.e
C.H.A.N.G.E www.WeAreChange.org /www.wearechange.org/> 9/11/07 /www.wearechange.org/91107> _______________________________________________________________________ Itâ€™s Here Already! The 6th Anniversary Weekend! It seems like yesterday we were standing in amazement at Ground Zero during the 5th anniversary as the names of the victims were read and over 2,000 black-shirts stood in silent vigil trying to let the world know that justice has still not been served for the crimes of 9/11. It is hard to believe that a year has passed already! Let us redouble our efforts to wake up the public to the facts of what really happened that day! Join us for a 5 day event starting Friday outside the CFR headquarters, and culminating in our mass vigil at the World Trade Center site in lower Manhattan. The following schedule is still fluid so there may be some minor changes. If you are planning on definitely coming, please buy your tickets online so we have a better idea of how m

Water / Flood
Water is central to the human story. Whether it is the deep, fresh lake, the river that brings life, or the ocean that must claim her dead, water is both friend and enemy at once. When dreams contain this powerful image in any of its forms, understanding the role of the water is essential. Water is a strong symbol in dreams because so often it is the exclamation point of the feelings in the dream. If other objects in a dream are relaxing, a bubbling brook through a meadow is more relaxing. If some symbols generate feelings of fear or anxiety, the tumultuous ocean creates the most anxiety. Water has symbolic, archetypal meaning in that it either provides life, or harbors mystery and danger. This is a reflection of our human experiences with water. In early human history, the hunter-gatherers quickly learned that water was the central ingredient of life. (We die of thirst much more quickly than we starve.) More importantly, to know where the water was meant knowing where the food w

Does He Know...what He Has Done?
As I sit here typing this up I wonder..."Does he know the wheels he started turning" in my head that cloud my thoughts. Does he have the same thoughts all clouded up too? What do I do? I decided to just be there.....and whatever comes of it comes...For One never knows where their life is supppose to goooooo! But he knows who he is and I hope he knows I am here...for once his thoughts are cleared. So he may help me clear mine.

Perfect Mirrors
Last night your eyes were perfect mirrors of the deep blue sky - I looked into them as the wind lifted your dark hair from your flushed cheeks - and I could see God's inspiration for the stars. © All rights reserved

My First Contest Please Join
HELLO EVERYONE IM TIRED OF BEING IN CONTEST NOW IM GOING TO HOST MY FIRST CONTEST AND THE PRIZE WILL BE YOUR CHOICE BETWEEN A 1 MONTH VIC OR A 7 DAY BLAST AND 2ND AND 3RD PLACE BEING A 1 DAY BLAST. IF YOUR INTERESTED IN BEING IN CONTEST PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE WITH THE PIC YOU WANT TO USE. SELF BOMBING WILL BE ALLOWED ALSO. I HAVENT DECIDED YET ON START AND END DATE AS SOON AS PEOPLE START JOINING I WILL LET U KNOW BUT IT WILL RUN FOR A WEEK. PLEASE KEEP REPOSTING THIS TO GET IT AROUND FUBAR LETS HAVE SOME FUN JAMES

The Rush
My heartbeat comes in cocaine para-diddles - I am drilled back into my addiction by each familiar scent and sometimes I dream the rush of blood pulses through me, the taste of that old black magic explodes in my lungs, pores bloom, sweat-soaked thumps - kick-bass booms inside my full-body shudder and I can almost forget: I am free now - no more dicksuck crack hell on my hands and knees with a bare light bulb looking for just one more rock. I'm not a hero for putting it behind me - I'm afraid to die alone and no room is emptier than the tunnel of smoke. © All rights reserved

Say No To Section 2257
If you enjoy the benefits of adult networkingsites like mydommespace, xpeeps, adultspace, and fubar, please emailthe form letter located on the linked page below, then send the link to all your friends or repost it on sites you visit.The comment period concerning 2257 enforcement ends on Sept. 10th.The Government Wants to Kill Adult Social-Networking Sites and Invade Your Privacyhttp://www.thetaskforce.org/activist_center/say_no_to_section_2257More information can also be found on the FSC home page:http://www.freespeechcoalition.com/index.asp?action=preview

Slang Definitions
Abra-Kebabra A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it suddenly reappears on the taxi floor. Aussie Kiss Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under. Back End of the Bat Mobile The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry. "I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end of the Bat Mobile." Beaver Leaver or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual. Beer Coat The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3 in the morning. Beer Compass The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. Bone of Contention A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his

Nsfw
Ok I have a question for my friends here. I see the "allure" to have my wonderfully hot female friends posting NSFW pics of them on here, but honestly ladies. Does it really interest you to see some guys cock in a private album?? Please let me know, so i can figure it out.

All The Bullets In The Guns
August 2007 As reported earlier this week, some dirt bag who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop in Florida ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range… Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed. A statewide manhunt ensued. The low-life was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun. SWAT team officers fired and hit the guy 68 times. Naturally, the media asked why they shot him 68 times. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd, told the Orlando Sentinel, "That's all the bullets we had."

True Definitions
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and now grows in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOUR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: Grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. -----------

Harassment And How To Cope!!!!!
Harassment and What to do: We are not here to referee. Please read the following information and follow it to a "T" and your problems should go away. If you feel you are being harassed or stalked, please BLOCK and IGNORE the person. When I say IGNORE, this means IGNORE COMPLETELY. When you react or respond to their instigating, they OWN you. Thicken your skin and DO NOT respond and the problem will go away. It might take a day or two or even a week, but I assure you this works. Here are some useful tips! DO NOT: GO TO THEIR PAGE. You will show up on their profile viewers. This always instigates more drama. DO NOT: READ THEIR BULLETINS. You will show up in the recent viewers list. This always instigates more drama. DO NOT: Reply to or Post Comments, Bulletins, Blogs, MuMMs, etc etc etc about this person. This will only instigate more drama. DO NOT: Send your friends to this person's page to check things out or to fight your battle. This will only instigate more dra

Word Definitions
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the trip. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Wtf ???
The Mumm I just posted got pulled and I got this: (The one saying I off to Egypt) A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'. This mum removal has been recorded and your account will be deleted if it happens again. Anyone know why or how this can happen? You seen the problems one person is having with a staker and they are still on Fubar? I'm confussed.

Kentucky Airport!!!
I'M SO FRICKEN MAD AN UPSET RIGHT NOW I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO!! WE BOUGHT A PUPPIE AN SHE WAS AT THE KENTUCKY AIRPORT... WHICH YESTERDAY WE GOT AN EMAIL FROM THEM SAYING SHE WAS SICK AN COULDN'T GET ON THE FLIGHT.. WHICH NOT EVEN 8 HOURS BEFORE THAT SHE WAS 100% IN HEALTH . WE TRIED TO CONTACT THEM TO FIND OUT MORE INFORMATION AN WHATKNOT AN THEY DID NOT REPLY OR ANSWER TO US AT ALL... WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO SEEING AS WE ARE IN CANADA AN THEY ARE IN THE STATES! NOW THIS MORNING WHEN WE GOT UP WE TRIED AGAIN TO CONTACT THEM WHICH NEVER HEARD ANYTHING.. NOW JUST AN HOUR AGO WE GOT AN EMAIL. AN EMAIL!!! FROM THEM TELLING US THEY HAD TO BRING IN A SPEICALIST FROM FRANCE!!! OK WFT FRANCE!!! ARE THEY NOT IN THE STATES SAID TO BE THE POWER COUNTRY! SO WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO BRING SOME ASSHOLE FROM FRANCE TO KENTUCKY??? DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE??? ANYWAYS TO CONTINUE ON,, IN THAT EMAIL THEY TOLD US THAT OUR PUPPY HAD DIED! AN THAT WE WILL BE BEING BILL FO

Love?
Simple things you say, Simple things you do, Keep my tears at bay, And make me smile at you. You’re pure in heart and mind, I dream your eyes so deep, And in your voice I find, An embrace I wish to keep. Though I’ve never seen your face, Who ever you may be, You will always have a place, Right here next to me.

Brokeback Mountain Ranch Owner
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN RANCH OWNER A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass

Sex Definitions
Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honoga

Led Zepplin Reunite
well people its been a long time for this but i am happy to say led zepplin as reunited. there the best rock band i ever heard. here the story. Led Zeppelin are finally getting back together! Yep, hard rock fans still dazed and confused by recent news of the long-delayed Van Halen reunion have even more reason to celebrate, now that this even longer-delayed reunion is reportedly in the works. Incredibly, according to NME.com, frontman Robert Plant is in talks this week with fellow Led Zep legends Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones about a Zeppelin tour that'll hopefully kick off in London this November. Presumably late drummer John Bonham's son will be on drums.

Parent Definitions
Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too. DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside. DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins. DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster. FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of

Right Now...
i HATE stupid people...there are three people in this entire world i hate right now....#1 Andrea Baker...this dumb bitch lied to everone me my brother the family whom my brother was living with, my friends...she told all of us she was `18 well my brother was 24 no problem for them dating...but shes fuckin 16 she got mad when Mikey broke up with her for my ex friend brittany who was of legal age...soo Andrea turned Mikey in...my brother went to jail on march 12th of 2007 he is not in prison for 4 years...because of that little cunt!! he has missed the birth of his first child who was born in april...because of that slut andrea baker his life is ruined because shes a fuckin liar.... #2 Bobby...because hes a woman beater... #3 Brittany...because she picked some guy (bobby) over her best friend (me) after she promised her exboyfriend and exfiance (my brother)that she wouldnt ever go back to him... if theres one thing anyone needs to know about me is if you fuck with me your fuckin wit

Something I Said To Someone.
Before I left work, there's a real asshat I work with. I had just gotten fired, so i figured i dont have to be nice to him anymore. He started with his usual dick-headedness about how i'll never finish college and I'll be nothing and will have to come crawling back to the job that I suck at.. etc.. etc.. I let loose on him. Here's what I said. "I am terror reborn. All the doubt you have ever felt, all the fear you have ever lamented, all the sheer terror you have ever hid from has been for nothing. I am the end of days. I suggest you begin praying to your impotent god." At which I spit in his face and walked out.

What's The Deal With Ripping?
Yep, I'm pissed off, again! I am so sick and tired of self-centered people on this site. I have had over 100 photos ripped this week when I was not online. Not one of these people asked if they could rip the photos, or rated what they ripped, or said thanks, kiss my ass or anything else. They just rip and run. Is this the way ripping on this site is suppose to work? Like a theif coming in at the middle of the night and taking whatever they want while you asleep. The last woman who helped herself to 15 pics, without asking, rating, or saying so much as thanks was a 35 yr old Henchmen with 2423 photos! Why in the hell would she need more photos? Isn't 2423 enough? No wonder she has so many if she is going around and ripping them? How much work and effort does that take? I don't mind sharing my photos or anything else with anyone, but whatever happened to common courtesy? Whatever happened to manners? Whatever happened to respect of other people property? Have w

Come On Lets Play
Come Check out the Hottest New Lounge on Fubar!!! Soon to be Home to Fire Side Radio!!!! Great Music , Great Fun. Stop in and say Hello!! Drinks are on me!!!! Rock out with Tunes From Terror Brothers Radio!!! Stop in and Say hi and ill Buy ya a drink!! Any Interested in Djin or Bartending stop on bye and let me know! we have many slots available! Were willing to work with you so you can rock out and have fun with our Family!! Or Just stop on by and leave one of us a private message!! Dj Bubba~Owner of Fire Side Radio~Fu Hubby to Katt~@ fubar Gºdzîllå * Manager of Random Insanity and The Fire Pit * DJ Lette's Fu Fiance@ fubar

Distant
Across the caramel dunes and shadows built from silica piled high against a darkening sky, a faraway line between the blue and the distant purple sands: I am night, I am horizon calling calling come to me calling. © All rights reserved

If Im Wrong Well Shit Cant Be Worse
The problem with this country is us. I think alot, probably too much. I believe I have the answer to most of this countries problems. I'd run for office but my past (and sometimes current) exploits would preclude that in our 2 party system. So since I may never get the chance, I've decided to lay out my platform and let some squeeky-clean wasp from New Hampshire take the ball and run with it. 1. The Economy; We're being destroyed by our trade deficit, I think the answer to this one is simple. (and please correct me if I'm wrong.) Tarriffs never work, (tarriffs are taxes you add to the price of something before it arrives to "level" the playing field.) What we need is a simple policy change, if 25% of your goods are sold here, than 25% of your manufacturing will be here. whatever your total sales are to the American market, that's the total of your production that will be based here. 2. Taxes; This idea is not mine, but I believe in it so strongly I've adopted it. A national s

Life Is Wonderful!!
Ok, since August was a shitty month for me, i.e. having gall bladder surgery (August 6th)and the car accident on August 30, the ONLY good thing that happened to me was Sea L coming home finally!! So let's just hope that September will be a better month. So far so good. He and I are having lots of fun with each other. We try to do different things and I'm trying to show him more of this town, but with me working 2nd shift and also working over time,it's hard to get out. But I have to thank God for bringing us together. I love Sea L more and more everyday, depsite how much he picks on me!!! LMAO But he's the best and I know I don't have to worry about anything with him in my life.

Im Here For You
I'm Here For You by Nancy I'm here for you, To make you smile. When you're feeling down, To walk that last mile. I'm here for you, To ease your pain. And dry your tears, When they fall like rain. I'm here for you, When you need me. To stand beside you, And I always will be. I'm here for you, When you need a friend, To tell your troubles to, And I'm here till the end.

100 Rules To Ruling The World
1 My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. 2 My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. 3 My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. 4 Shooting is not too good for my enemies. 5 The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. 6 I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them. 7 When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." 8 After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in thre

All Thats Left Of Me
shallow night you look at me as i wait in shadows deep for stars to cast their sparkle kiss upon my heart.i yearn for this lost thoughts.upon my soul release comfort from dark dreams i see inside me twist the memories upon my mind in revelry vacant moon,i see you glow upon the windswept icy snow that blankets all hopes and dreams and falls upon my heart it seems now night will hold me to its breast tend broken pieces of my breath no hope to fill my life,you see torn heart and souls last tragedy a shell vacant,lost in despair a heart torn loose need repaired my mind is gone,no eyes to see transparent...but for the my memory

Disappointed
This will be a boring blog because today I am a bit sad.I was suppose to have gone to see someone very special and dear to me this morning.It has been awhile since I have seen her and my hopes were up until I got a call saying they would come this way tonight.They had forgotten some things that needed to be done.I just accepted it like a total geek and said okay.I didn't feel I had much choice in the matter as it was.It is just that I had planned such a big day with this person & my heart needed to see her.I know I will see her tonight when they bring her,but it will not be the same.I will go & rent a room because they can't stay here at the dorm,there just is not enough room and I can't believe they are coming from Houston when she has been sick. So my day has been sitting around waiting for the time to pass doing silly little things like trying to figure out this morphing stuff which by the way sucks because I cannot make it work & I went & bought a program to mess with pictures,but

The Bet
Ok yall... I have a bet with someone... Maybe two (The second person is unsure if thier team is gonna win or something)... But the loser will have to make a sign saying the score and that their team LOST and put it up as their default picture on Myspace and Fubar... The game is the Longhorn / Sooners game in October... BTW... I picked the Longhorns... So who is gonna win... Who is gonna have a new default pic... We shall see.. -VS-

Capricorn
Sun in Capricorn: As someone born when the Sun was in Capricorn, you lean toward a conservative approach to most matters and you possess a strong sense of duty. You are a hard worker and you will persist with a determined will toward a desired goal. You are capable of tremendous self discipline when necessary. The symbol for this sign is that of the mountain goat. This is most appropriate, as the mountain goat may climb the mountain slowly step by step, but will always eventually reach the top. This is an excellent analogy to describe the essence of the Capricorn principle. Find out more with your full-length reading... Your cautious nature stems from an innate knowledge that impulsive actions may lead to mistakes that are more time consuming and costly in the long run. Capricorn is the sign of eventual success along with accepting responsibility. Many Capricorns find themselves in life situations whereby they must take responsibility for others in some way. Find out m

What Should I Get For My Birthday?
So I have been calculating my finances for my next paycheck and it looks like I can either get myself a new MP3 player or another Gig of RAM for my puter. I am torn as I want both about equally. It is a matter of feeding either my music geekery or my computer gaming geekery. I will probably wait on the MP3 player since I have one, but I do want one that has playlist support. My Creative Zen Nano Plus 1GB does not have that and I like to make playlists that match my moods. But having 2GB of RAM in my computer would make for teh awesome gaming. Choices, choices.

Why Can't You Find Real People On Here
Why is it that people say one thing and do something completely different. I am tired of all the games and mind games. Why cant someone be honest for petes sake.Is it that hard to that person what kind of person you are looking for ect. I want someone who is honest and very mature. Is that hard to ask for. What happen to all the mature people and decent ones.

A Peek At My Week
This has been a very very long week. I think I have processed almost all of the emotions I know. If not I don't want to go there. I have felt hurt, lost, confusion, pain, happiness, love, laughter and very deep depression. One of the things I learned from all of this is that i can and will survive most htings that are throwm at me. My mom is slowly, well maybe not so slowly getting worse by the day. This is my big fear. She is not supposed to be this bad at her age. Who says?..me of course. My friends in the f2f world are rapidly abandoning me. Why I have no idea other than the stuff I am going through scares them. If so jezz what asses and wimps. No matter what the reasoning is they are still assess and wimps for not having the balls to tell me what's up. Even those I love are sending me mixed messages most days. I wonder if their memories are as bad as mine and my mom's. All of the yeah I'll give you a call later and I will do this and that for you are not