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My States
April 21, 1984 Age in years 24.06 Age in months 289 Age in days 8784 Age in hours 210806 Age in minutes 12648360 Age in seconds 758901620 Age in Milli seconds 75890162045 Age in weeks 61485 You born on Saturday APRIL * Active and dynamic * Decisive and hateful but tends to regret * Attractive and affectionate to oneself * Strong mentality * Loves attention * Diplomatic * Consoling * Friendly and solves people's problems * Brave and fearless * Adventurous * Loving and caring * Suave and generous * Emotional * Revengeful * Aggressive * Hasty * Good memory * Moving * Motivate oneself and the others * Sickness usually of the head and chest * Easily get too jealous

Vulnerability
Vulnerability has numerous expressions in dreaming. Many times, dreams will begin with symbols concerning the dreamer in relationship to other dream characters. The symbols usually show the dreamer as being vulnerable to, in power over, intimate with, or estranged from other dream characters. Situations in which the dreamer is vulnerable include dreaming of being asleep, being only partially clothed, being unable to communicate, or being physically limited through handicap or restraint. Dreams of vulnerability often resolve as rescue or victimization dreams. Because your person (either physical or spiritual) is at risk in dreams of vulnerability, the exchanges and conclusion of this dream indicate much about your life and how you see it. You may be wanting someone to come along and make things right, or experiencing a self- destructive pattern that needs resolution. This dream can often open your waking mind to ways out of the position that has you in a subservient or defensive pos

Food
Food, like eating, is a powerful image. Foods may be scenery, or may be central images in the dream. Who prepared the food can also be an important detail to understanding what it means. For example, if there is a bowl of potato salad like Aunt Sally used to make and she has been dead for two years, Aunt Sally, or her personal influence, may be important to dream insights. Excessive amounts of food may herald fertility, gluttony, or wealth. (How did the excessive food get into the dream and how did people in the dream react to its presence?) It may be that you or others have divergent views of what constitutes excess or gluttony. Provision and fertility often go hand-in-hand: You may dream of needing more food than another because you believe you have additional responsibilities. It may be that the food was acquired simply because the means existed to acquire it-this can mean wealth or benevolence, depending on what becomes of the food. Fresh food may be a sign of renewal. This can

Add On From Blog " Cant Fix Stupid"
Alright... I'm sure we've all been there... that breaking point where someone does something so rude... so arrogant... so rediculous... that you just get absolutely fed up and you want to stand up for yourself at all costs. Last Week I had one of thos days. I just get to the point where I just can't take incosiderate & ignorant people. And I am the type of person that, once I get fed up, you better stand back and get out of the way. Something snaps... a switch flips.. and I get bent. I swear I must have some kind of invisible sign on my forehead that only the truly ignorant and/or stupid can see. I'm not sure what it says exactly, but it's probably something along the lines of: IF YOUR STUPID STOP ME AND TELL ME ABOUT IT! I'M LISTENING! I have a pretty big forehead. So next time you see stupid walk away or at least try to, it dosn't mean you dont have the right to defend yourself, Because sometimes it has to be said, Just let them take the first swing, Then verbaly s

Ravyn's Contest.....
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Want To Hang With The Stang!?!
NAME AGE LOCATION JOB STATUS EDUCATION/CAREER HOBBIES RELATIONSHIP STAUS FAVORITE FOOD FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC BODY TYPE ARE YOU A CHIEF OR INDIAN DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN, IF SO BY HOW MANY WOMEN TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP IN SEARCH OF GOALS FOR THE YEAR IF YOU COULD HAVE 1 SUPERPOWER WHAT WOULD IT BE FAVORITE TYPE OF DATE DO YOU DRINK DO YOU SMOKE DO YOU HAVE ANY WARRANTS OR FELONIES IDEAL TYPE OF WOMAN TURN ONS TURN OFFS ROUGH and HARD/NICE and SLOW GIVER OR RECEIVER YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE YOUR BEST PERSONALITY TRAIT DO YOU LIKE MY QUIZ? :) Just copy and paste along with your answers and send it to my private mail. Thanks for playing!

Sex Survey
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69Do you like it rough or sensual?: bothDo you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: oppositeHow often do you like to have sex?: couple times a dayIs sex a top priority for you?: nopeDo you have sex face to face with your partner?: yepHow often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: NOPEHow do you feel about one night stands?: waste of my timeHow many one night stands have you had?: coupleWhat's your favorite position?: don't have oneWhere's your favorite place to have sex?: um anywhereDo you prefer to make love or f*uck?: make loveHave you ever watched porn while having sex?: yesHow long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: dependsDo you get off first or do they?: dependsDo you like kissing during sex?: yepDo you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: bothDo you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: bothDoes size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: nopeHow o

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It hurts to breath. I want to lay in bed, under the covers and cry all day. I know I am not the only one who's been heartbroken. I've been through worse, I know I'll get through this. I just didn't realize how much I really loved him. I hadn't felt love like that since my husband and he died 9 years ago. I felt like I had been given a 2nd chance. But no, he had to be an abusive asshole. I know I did the right thing breaking up with him. But that doesn't make it hurt any less. Maybe I'm just hormonal, and crying for no reason- but my heart hurts. It's broken into a million little pieces. Is there enough super glue on earth to put them back together?

List Of Things I Hate About Myself
i'm making a list....a list of things i hate about myself, and i'm going to try to make them better or like them more.. i'm not sure if i'll succeed but i will try. 1. i hate my weight. 2. i hate that i have hypothyroidism (cant really change that) 3. i hate that i have no hips and broad shoulders (runs in my family) 4. i hate that my boobs are too big 5. i hate that i have alot of acne and i work and work on getting rid of it 6. I hate that i have red bumps on my arms caused by 6 allergy shots a week 7. I hate that i am so afraid of commitment 8. I hate my hair sometimes 9. i hate that i'm a jerk to the people i love 10. i hate that my fingernails wont grow 11. I hate how self concious I am. I dont like wearing baithing suits, or being naked around people. 12. I hate the fact that i think everyone is judging me because of my weight 13. i hate that fact that i'm not all that pretty 14. i hate that anytime i try to show my emotions I fail horrib

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pain and despair is all i know inside and out many scars you cannot see the others may fade with time the scars on my soul will remain for all time as raw and new as when i first got them seeming to never heal or fade the mental pain and despair grows deeper and darker when i stop and listen to myself all i hear is the echo of my screams i want the pain to end i fight the urge to pick up the knife wanting, needing the feel of the blade sliding the blade across my skin feeling its bite as it slices the warmth of the blood flowing gushing down my arms in rivers of red the pain washed away by the blood the despair floating away on the river of red watching the river of red as i grow light headed and the pain floats away this time as the blackness envelops me i feel at peace for the first time in a long time numb to the pain and despair stopping the flow of blood slowly returning to myself i look down at my arms and where flawless skin once was i see fresh

Are You In It?
Are You In This Auction? If you are not in the auction you have until 7:00 p.m. Eastern time to enter it. I will then stop taking entries. The auction its self starts tomorrow. The auction will run from May 15th to the 25th. If you want to be in the auction send me a message with the link to the picture that you want used in the auction, what you have to offer the highest bidder, and the entrance fee of 25,000 fu bucks. The bidding will automatically start at 25,000. This Auction is Brought To You By! Miss Crys~W.W.S. ~FU-OWNED BY Guidomedic ~ Come Undone ~And~ Only Me~DJ True Hood~@ fubar

Look At Me
Look at me, I'm down again I get this way now and then When ever I start to care Seems my heart is laid out to air Look at me, I'm down again I get this way now and then Just when I feel the world is bright The days turn into an awful night Look at me, I'm down again I get this way now and then Perhaps there is some type of pill For the scars and bruises that will not heal Look at me, I'm down again I get this way now and then as I said...... Look at me, I'm down again

College Semester Is Done!!
Hey fellow Fu-Bombers i ave been a busy bee the last couple of weeks with final in college. I am done till August , and am ready tohelp out all I can with our family. I will rate , and commentanyone who drops in......Summer in now here for me.....Happy Bombng all!! John(deadmaninc10)

The Art Of Bedding A Woman.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TAKING A WOMAN TO BED What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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blood and tears pain and death darkness and despair barren and empty my life summarized in those eight words wounded and scared for all time some easier to live with then others some wounds and scars are distant memories others i must face daily scars no one knows or sees but me i live in fear of the night night means sleep sleep means nightmares nightmares that make me relive it all reliving the years of abuse reliving years of torment reliving years of pain having to live with the knowledge sealing that part of me away hoping that if i dont talk about it that it will all go away that the pain will slowly fade the scars will disappear my life will be normal but that is all a dream it will never happen the scars and pain may diminish but they will never disappear until the day i cease to breath whether it be from old age or the blade slicing my skin one final time my life one day hopefully will include more then blood and tears pain and death

Is It Time To Leave Ny?
I am writing this with the intention that someone...anyone will read it and give their advice / opinion. For the past few months I have been wrestling with myself in terms of where I want to be in my life. It seems that as much as I try to tell myself otherwise, I feel like perhaps its time for me to move out of here and take a fresh start on things. A little back story that has lead me to this: Alot of the friends I used to know have pretty much moved on with their lives. Some are married with kids, others just lead very busy lives or are in relationships and have disappeared off the face of the earth. It has been coming down to where I spend weekends home alone sometimes because no one is available to go out or live to far to hang out(people I know in CA, MA, WI, Canada). I used to have 2 close friends of mine that I would open up to about everything in my life. One of them stopped talking to me over an argument a few years ago, the other I realize is too busy with his ow

Ivc On The Horizon
I started everything to go back to school to get my AS in business. I took my assessment test and then I met with a councilor to choose my major and class I would need to complete. I looked it over and it doesn’t seem to hard I think the initial start up is what going to be difficult the most. I do have a few concerns with all of this. Most notably for the past 4 years I guess I have been a subject of the term "not economically viable” I have too much experience and not enough training. It ludicrous that something like that would apply to a person. I have seen it for sometime now though I know it to be true. Now what get the wheels in my head turning this experience in to a train wreck killing the passengers that are my hopes and dreams. Is that after two years I will still be stuck. Only now Ill have too much training and not enough experience. You know in 13 years I have had a lot of jobs. I have learn a lot of trades. The amount of talent and skill I possess have most people ask m

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the feel of the blade on my skin the warmth of the blood flowing watching the blade slice one thin line appears at a time the blood starts spilling slowly moving across my skin washing away the pain no one can see replacing it with actual pain that can be seen trying to banish the memories trying to replace the emotional and mental scars placing physical scars upon my body instead

Vip Or Blast????
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Contest
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Im Holding a 1st to 30,000 comments contest 5 prizes 1st prize VIP or 7 day blast....2nd prize 3 day blast or bling package...3rd prize 1 day blast...4th prize 100,000 fu bucks and 5th prize 50,000 fubucks The Contest will run when i have atleast 15 ppl entered i will send everyone a message saying what time the contest will open and the contest will close 3 weeks from the start date! RULES 1. NO Cheating 2.NO Drama 3.All Pics must be

Newness
There is no feeling quite like the one you get when holding a brand new baby. So sweet, so pure, no greater innocence. Its soothing. My friend had her first baby, a little boy, yesterday afternoon here at the hospital I work for, so I went to see them today on my lunch break. Everyone is healthy and doing well. I just wanted to write about something happy and positive instead of bitching about something.

Hunter
Hunter Hey all what up? Well I got a phone call today burned up all my minutes but it was a worth while phone call...... It was UIC in chicago finally getting back to me about Hunter well here is the news the program for which he qualifys for starts on june 3rd so we are gonna be travel to Chicago starting on that day and continuing on til we have all the answers and then some we will be going there once a week if not twice a week I know it will be worth the several trips and am very happy and grateful for them to finally give me the answers I need, but meds ya they want to start giving him small doses of prozac that I am not to happy bout they said if anything it is to help slow down his ocd which clearly he has one!!!!!! I did not think they can give a child so young that kind of med but you learn somethin new all the time. I am excited that the ball is getting started but I am a little aprhensive at the same time what if they can not get all the answers ? What if they never will? w

It's Gonna Be A Hot One!
It is hot already this morning. I walked outside to take my son to school at 7:30 am and it was warm! The strange thing is it is very windy and it is a warm wind. It is supposed to be 100 degrees tomorrow through Saturday. Wow! I am sitting here waiting for a call from EDD about an ex employee and she is not calling me back. She left a message at the office about how if I didn't return her call in the next half an hour, she would just send all the paperwork back. Think this person has an attitude? I called her back within 10 minutes and she didn't answer and not returning my call. What ever. Just love people with attitudes! I deal with enough of it from my son! I think I will enjoy my day today. Anthony was in a good mood this morning and it made me and Christopher be in a good mood. Is that sad that it always depends on him? He sets the tone of the day! Have a wonderful day, kisses and love to you all. ~ciao~

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~jessie~
I Live: For the blessings God gave me ... My Family I Work: to hard for to little. I Talk: way too much most of the time. I'm use: To being loved. I Wish: I had more money :) I Enjoy: every moment. I Look: for the positives. I Find: people are basically good. but there's a few that backstabb*L* I Smell: like raiseberries,and charlie I Hide: from in-laws I don't like and creepy friends*L* I Pray: my babies grow up to be happy and love there life I Walk: the line.when I ain't falling down*L* I Write: my passions I See: through people. I Sing: when I am happy I Can: do anything I want to if I try I Watch: the world through untainted eyes. I Yearn: for more time I Daydream: about a home and yard lol of my own I Want: it all. I Cry: every once in a while I Hurt: nobody if i can help it. I Read: very little I Love: life, the whole package. I Sometimes: act like a child . I Fear: spiders ...totally scary. I Hope: My children live a life of fortune.and h

Me Rambling 05/13/08
So my friend David has me starting video blogs.. i was debatin on posting cause i sound like a total dork.... but here goes lol.. Check out this video: Me ramblin 05/12/08Add to My Profile | More Videos

Brox Gone Wild
Seriously Tennessee sucks. Lol well that or my girlfriends gut is crappy. Ok so we were driving around trying to find a KMart which they still have in this state suprisingly seeing as in the north KMarts are far and few between. But anyways So my girlfriend and I are trying to find a KMart. Well we found one an hour later because we thought it was one way realized we were wrong turned around missed our exit got off another exit and then shit go figure we get lost almost out of Gas it was fuckin helarious. Then we start driving again and Hell naw we find a fuckin KMart. Thank God. Lol Granted on our journeys we ended up in Kentucky but turned the hell back around and went back to Tennessee. But yea it was fun. My girlfriend says were never leaving the house with out Themla again. Lol and Thelma is our Gps Unit lol. So yea it was fun interesting and just showed that when we are out and about we like to have fun! So yea more stories of us getting lost are sure to come guarenteed even with

Dream Catch Me
Every time I close my eyes It’s you and I know now Who I am Yea yea yea and I know now There’s a place I go When I’m alone Do anything I want Be anyone I wanna be But it is us I see And I cannot believe I’m fallin That’s where I’m goin Where are you goin Hold it close won’t let this go Dream catch me, yea Dream catch me when I fall Or else I won’t come back at all You do so much That you don’t know It’s true And I know now Who I am Yea yea yea And I know now There’s a place I go When I’m alone Do anything I want Be anyone I wanna be But it is us I see And I cannot believe I’m fallin That’s where I’m goin Where are you goin Hold it close won’t let this go Dream catch me, yea Dream catch me when I fall Or else I won’t come back at all See you as a mountain A fountain of God See you as as a descant soul in the setting sun You as the sound I’m young There’s a place I go When I’m alone Do anything I want Be anyone I wanna be But

Wyoming
• An ordinance in Newcastle specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer! • Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays. • In Wyoming it is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner. • It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. • It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement. • Wyoming required that every inmate of the state's training school for girls be issued crinoline bloomers. • You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.

Wisconsin
• As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned. • At one time, margarine was illegal. • A Wisconsin legislator in the 1970s proposed a law providing that no woman over 21 be required to divulge her age. If age information were required by law, women could use an alphabetic code: women in their '20s would use • A Wisconsin legislator recently introduced a bill making it illegal to tattoo someone under the age of 18. He was quoted as saying, "I'm going to save the buttocks of a few juveniles." • Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons. • Car dealerships cannot sell cars on Sunday. • Cheese making requires a cheese maker's license; Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker's license. • Citizens may not murder their enemies. • Condoms were considered an obscene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist's counter. • In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is

West Virginia
• According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag. • Alderson: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash. • A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel. A person may be jailed for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge. • Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present. • Huntington: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps. • If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined. • In Alderson, West Virginia, it is illegal to walk a lion, tiger or leopard in the city limits, even it is on a leash. • In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humerous stories from the pulpit during a church service. • In West Virginia it is illegal to dig for ginseng o

Washington
•"It shall be unlawful for a candidate for office or for nomination thereto whose name appears upon the ballot at any election to give to or purchase for another person, not a member of his or her family, any liquor in or upon any premises licensed by the state for the sale of any such liquor by the drink during the hours that the polls are open on the day of such election." • A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town." • All lollipops are banned. • All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle. • An old Washington law sent duelists to jail for ten years, assuming they didn't lose the duel. • A proposed Washington law protects sports referees from civil suit unless their actions were "willful, wanton, reckless, malicious or grossly negligent." • Auburn: Men

Virginia
• An old Virginia law was titled, "An Act to Prevent Corrupt Practices or Bribery by Any Person Other Than a Candidate." • As in many towns, you need a permit to run a barbershop in Christiansburg, Va. But the wording of the town's law indicates that the permit will be revoked if you're caught operating without a permit. • A Virginia law requires all bathtubs to be kept out in the yards, not inside the houses. • Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween. • Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars. • Culpeper: No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk. • Dayton: A person of color may not be outside or within the city limits after 7 pm. • Driving while not wearing shoes is prohibited. • If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations. • If you are intoxicated but not driving your car, but the person who is driving your car is intoxicated, both you and the driver can be charged with DUI in Virginia Beach, Virginia. • In Christiansburg

Vermont
• As in most dairy states, Vermont does what it can to discourage the use of margarine. For example, it's illegal to use colored margarine in restaurants unless the menu indicates you do--in letters two inches high. Colored margarine can only be served in triangle shaped patties. • At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole. • Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night. • Call a Vermont court a "kangaroo court" or some similar moniker, and you might be looking at a $200 fine. It is illegal to defame a court. • In Vermont It's against the law (not to mention impossible) to whistle under water. • In Vermont it is illegal to paint landscapes in times of war. • In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth. • It is illegal to deny the existence of God • It's against the law in Vermont for vagrants to procure food by force. Apparently if you have a good job and stable home life, it's O.K. to procure food by fo

Utah
• A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. • A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. • A Utah legislator proposed a resolution urging that each TV weather person be required to provide an ice cream cone to every member of the state House of Representatives whenever the forecast was wrong. The resolution failed, perhaps on First Amendment grounds. • In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper.The man does not receive any punishment. • Birds have the right of way on all highways. • In Monroe, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. • In Utah it is illegal to fish from horseback. • In Utah, the husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. • In Utah when a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin. • It is against the l

Texas
• A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. • A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. • Abilene: It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing. • Austin: Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket. • Beaumont: Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University. • Borger: It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind. • Clarendon: It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster. • Dallas: It's illegal to possess realistic dildos. • El Paso: Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number t

Tennessee
•"Crimes against nature" are prohibited. • Any person crippling, killing or in any way destroying a proud bitch that is running at large shall not be held liable for the damages due to such killing or destruction. • Driving is not to be done while asleep. • Dyersburg: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. • Fayette County: You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. • Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law. • Hollow logs may not be sold. • In Jonesboro, Tenn., a slingshot used to be classified by law as a deadly weapon. • In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it, waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. • In Tennessee hollow logs may not be sold. • In Tennessee it is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish. • It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. • It is illegal to catch a fish with a lasso. • It is il

I'm Going To See My Babies!!!
On Friday we are heading up to Dothan to see my family. I have not seen my nephews since January, my sisters since Feb. and my parents since the end of March. I am so home sick with missing them. I miss my babies (nephews) so much it hurts. I had said earlier that I would be going in June with a friend. I should have known better. I have a long history with this girl. Full of dissappointments. She invited me to come with her b/c she knew how homesick I was. Then, last week she calls and says she's "having a hard time and needs to go earlier and stay longer". Now I ask you what the hell kind of problems would you have if u sit on ur ass all day and collect disability. Disability that she don't deserve mind you. She's convienced others she's "crazy". She has no legimate reason for this disability. She has admitted to me on many occasions that she does things for the attention. Mostly from her mom. Not to mention the fact that she is a pill popper. We recently celebrated her 1 yr clean on

South Dakota
• If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them. • In hotels in Sioux Falls, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night. And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds! • In South Dakota no horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. • In South Dakota it is illegal to try to convince a pacifist to renounce his beliefs by threatening to arm-wrestle him. • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory. • Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden. • No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants. • Spearfish: If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

South Carolina
• A railroad my not remove itself from a town of more than five hundred people. • All schools must prepare a suitable program for Francis Willard Day. • By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. • Charleston: It is against the law to drive a motorized vehicle on King Street. The Fire Department may blow up your house. This law was made so that the fire department could create a fire brake. • Dance halls may not operate on Sundays. • Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. • Fortune tellers are required to obtain a special permit from the state. • Fountain Inn: Horses are to wear pants at all times. • Horses may not be kept in bathtubs. • In some church in South Carolina, every man must bring a rifle to church on Sunday to ward off Indian attacks. • In some town in South Carolina, it is perfectly legal for a man to beat his wife. But only if its on the courthouse steps on Sunday. •

Rhode Island
• Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. • Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second. • In Providence, Rhode Island it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday. • In Newport, Rhode Island it is illegal to smoke from a pipe after sunset. • In Scituate, Rhode Island it is illegal to keep a flock of chickens in your motorhome if you live in a trailer park. • Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law. Penalty: $20 to $100 fine. • It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley. • It is illegal to challenge someone to a duel, or accept a duel, even it it is never actually fought. Penalty: Imprisonm

Pennsylvania
• A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. • A special cleaning ordinance bans homemakers from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. • All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires. • Allentown: There is a ban on men becoming aroused in public. • Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. • Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear skittish, the motorist must take his car apart, piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bushes. • By law, "watch stuffers" are unwelcome in McKeesport, Pa. Now, no one is quite sure what a watch stuffer does, but whatever he does, he better do it somewhere else. • Carlisle: In the middle of to

Oregon
• Beaverton: You must buy a $10 permit to be allowed to install a burglar alarm. • Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing. • Dishes must drip dry. • Eugene: It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays. It is legal to conduct a horse race or a symphony concert. • Hood River: Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license. • In Oregon anyone with a bad reputation is prohibited from distributing malt beverages. • In Salem, Oregon, it's illegal for patrons of establishments that feature nude dancing to be within two feet of the dancers. • In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife. • It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits. • It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property. • It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex. • It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink. • It's against the law in Wil

Oklahoma
• Alfalfa Bill Murray was a legendary legislator in Oklahoma around the turn of the century who became speaker of the house and governor. He was also a tall fellow, and nothing ticked him off more than going into a hotel and having short sheets on the bed. In 1908 he had a law passed that required all hotels in the Sooner state to have sheets that covered the bed and had three extra feet of linen to cover the head and feet. The so-called "Nine Foot Sheet" stayed on the books for several decades, until after Alfalfa went to his last resting place. • A City Ordinance in Oklahoma, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. • Ada: If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. • Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. • Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. • Clinton, Oklahoma has a law against masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car. • Clinton: M

Ohio
• According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license. • A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it's a police dog. • Bay Village: It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road. • Bexley: The installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses is prohibited. • Breast feeding is not allowed in public. • Cars are not allowed to scare horses in Centerville, Ohio. • Cincinnati: Anal intercourse is banned. • Cleveland: It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license! • Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap. • In Cleveland, Ohio, women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear. • Clinton County: Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines. • In Chillicothe, Ohio it is illegal to throw rice at weddings. • Columbus: It is illegal for stores to sell co

North Dakota
• Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant. • Fargo: One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place. • In Collierville: Keeping clean can be a chilly proposition, as a law there says all bathtubs must be kept in the backyard. • In North Dakota, charitable groups can hold stud poker games to raise money, but only twice a year • In North Dakota it is illegal to keep an elk in a sandbox in your backyard. • In Waverly you better not let your horse near the tub, since horses are prohibited from sleeping in them, as well as in the house. • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. • It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon. • State law of North Dakota prohibits serving beer and pretzels at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

North Carolina
• A recent proposal that ministers walk the beat with police officers in Belmont, N.C., notes "the ministers will carry a Bible instead of a gun." • An ordinance proposed in Robbins, N.C., states, "In the future, anyone not living within the immediate vicinity of Robbins must have a permit from the Chief of Police and okayed by the Mayor or one of the Commissioners." It's not clear what the permit is for, but they may be on to something. • In Robbins, N.C., anyone who refuses to black out after hearing the blackout signal is subject to a $5 fine. • A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent. • All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden. • All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart. • Barber: Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. • By town l

Surgery!?!?!
This will be the only subject in this blog but I appreciate u takin the time 2 read it... Bout 8 years ago I woke up with a killer pain in my back. This pain progressively got worse over the years & has got'n 2 the point where I can no longer lay down 2 sleep. That's right for the last... 5 years I have had 2 sleep in a chair sittin up. I have finely got'n so fed up that I have been actively pursuein treatment. CT scan; Bone scan; MRI; & X-ray after X-ray they have determined that I have an auto-fusion of t-10 & 11 & the facet joint between t-11 & 12 is arthritic. Acupuncture; facet injections... only help with the pain but I still can't lay down... After spendin 4 hours at the doctor's yesterday they found that I have the onset of scoliosis... I am scheduled 4 surgery on the May 29th & will be in the hospital 2 days & home 4 bout 2 more b/4 I have 2 go back 2 work (I can't afford 2 take too much time off) So 2 my friends & family here on fu... when u don't C me 4 a few day

New York
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll. • A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline. • A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. • Before the enactment of the 1978 law that made it mandatory for dog owners in New York City to clean up after their pets, approximately 40 million pounds of dog excrement were deposited on the streets every year. • Carmel: A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match. • Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers". • Donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs in Brooklyn, N.Y. • During a concert, it is illegal

New Mexico
• A city council member in Albuquerque, N.M., introduced a resolution a few years ago to ban Santa Claus from the city. The matter was defeated. • Carrizozo: It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. • Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public. • In Albuquerque, New Mexico it is illegal for cab drivers to reach out and pull potential customers into their cabs. • In Carlsbad it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. • In recent years, several efforts have been made to legalize camel racing and ostrich racing in New Mexico, but to no avail. Those bills were defeated, but the legislature recently allowed gambling on bicycle races. • It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public. • Las Cruces: You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street. • State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to b

New Jersey
• Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street. • Bernards Township: It is illegal to frown as the town is a "Frown-Free Town Zone". • Caldwell: You may not dance or wear shorts on the main avenue. • Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday. • Cranford: Citizens are not permitted to park their own boat on their lawn. • Cresskill: All cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts. • Elizabeth: It is forbidden for a woman, on a Sunday, to walk down Broad Street without wearing a petticoat. • If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates. • In Berkley Heights you may not walk your cattle on the street on Sunday. • In Newark it is illegal to buy ice cream after 6:00 p.m. • In New Jersey it is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. • In New Jersey, it is illegal to slurp soup. • It's illegal in New Jersey for parents to give their children under the age of 18

New Hampshire
• Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces. • If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''. • In New Hampshire it is illegal to inhale bus fumes with the intent of inducing euphoria. • In New Hampshire you are prohibited from pawning the clothes off your back to pay off gambling debts. • It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name. • It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach. • New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe. • On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up. • White Mountain Nat. Forest: If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the p

Nevada
• A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. • Clark County: An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time. • Elko: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. • Eureka: Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. • In Eureka, Nevada men who have mustaches are forbidden from kissing women. • In Las Vegas, Nevada: It's against the law to pawn your dentures. • In Las Vegas you can bet on any team--except The University of Nevada at Las Vegas. • In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal. • In Nevada until the 1960s it was illegal to sell liquor at religious camp meetings, within a h

Nebraska
• A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest. • A parent can be arrested if her/his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service. • Barbers are forbidden by law from shaving a man's chest in Omaha, Nebraska. • If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. • In the fine state of Nebraska, it is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing. • It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. • It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. • It is Illegal to go whale fishing. • It is illegal to sleep naked in a hotel/ motel room. • Lehigh: Doughnut holes may not be sold • Omaha: Sneezing or burping is illegal during a church service. • The owner of every hotel in Hastings is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may th

Montana
• It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail. • It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone. • In Billings, Montana it is illegal for employees of the city's communications center to program their phones with speed dial. • Balls may not be thrown within the city limits. • It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime in Montana. • Bozeman has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. • Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them. • It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style. In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. • It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime. • It is a felony for a wife to open her husband

Missouri
• Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri. • Buckner: In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. • Children can buy shotguns in Kansas City, Missouri... but not toy cap guns. • Excelsior Springs: Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. Worrying squirrels is not tolerated. • Four women may not rent an apartment together. • Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. • In Ballwin, Mo., the only place you can use vulgar, obscene or indecent language is in your home. • In Merryville women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male." • In Springfield, door to door salesman are prohibited from selling their goods while standing in the middle of the road, screaming at passing v

Mississippi
• Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison. • Cattle rustling is punishable by hanging. • Columbus: The fine for waving a gun in public is higher than actually shooting it. • Horses are not to be housed within 50 feet of any road. • In Brandon, Mississipi it is illegal to attempt to stop someone from walking down the sidewalk by parking a motorhome in their path. • In Temperance, MS, you can't walk a dog without dressing it in diapers. • In Oxford, Miss., it's illegal to "create unnecessary noises." • It is illegal for a male to be sexually aroused in public. • It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. • Oxford: It is illegal to drive around the town square more than 100 times in a single session. One may not spit on the sidewalks on the square. Motor vehicles on the square are prohibited. Horn honking is not per

Presidential Politics
No doubt a sore spot for me is the toleration, and patience that I must endure, rather rely on to calmly attend to the shallow, and groundless, yet oh so popular, destruction, and charachter defamation that our current US President, has had to endure. I myself, do not seek to be unpopular in this sentiment, however, I would rather be honest, and seek truth, than to be popular by any means. I still find it odd that most people dislike President Bush. There is very little, that when asked about, these people seem to actually know. I did a case study on this with several entirely unrelated subjects from completely different backrounds, and parts of the country. All of them self professed Bush haters. With a simple Socratic dialectical method, and completely unprepared questions, it was a matter of seconds that I was able to really punch large holes into their deeply defended ideas. Most are reluctant to let go of the positions that either accomodate them personally

Minnesota
• A Blue Earth, Minnesota, law declares that no child under the age of twelve may talk over the telephone unless monitored by a parent. • A Minnesota tax form is quite thorough. Some would say too thorough. It even asks for your date of death. • A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. • A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. • All bathtubs must have feet. • All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts. • Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. • Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. • Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. • Every man in Brainerd, Minnesota is required by law to grow a beard. • Grand Haven: No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.

Michigan
• A Michigan law states that a wife's hair legally belongs to her husband. • A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission. • Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony. • In Clawson, Mich., there is a law that makes it LEGAL for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens. • In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple's own property. • In Detroit, Michigan it is illegal to sleep in a bathtub. • In Rochester, Michigan, anyone bathing in public must have his or her bathing suit inspected by a police officer. • It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. • It is illegal to loiter in the city morgue in Detroit. • It's illegal in Michigan for a person under the age of 21 to give a gift of alcohol beverage to anyone, even to a perso

Massachusetts
• A Boston mayor who disliked dancing and liked to retire early once banned midnight dancing in the Hub City. • A woman can not be on top in sexual activities. • Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal. • Alcoholic drink specials are illegal. • All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday. • An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. • At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches. • Boston: It is illegal to play the fiddle. Two people may not kiss in front of a church. No more than two baths may be taken within the confines of the city. No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears. Anyone may let their sheep and cows graze in the public gardens/commons at any time except o Sundays. It is illegal to eat peanuts in church. An old law prohibits the taking of baths on Sunday. Duels to the death permitted on the common on Sundays provided that

Maryland
• Baltimore City: Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. You may not curse inside the city limits. • Baltimore: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) -Park Rule 6 It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. • Baltimore has regulations governing the disposal of hog's heads, pet droppings and oyster shells. • Columbia: You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. • Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. • Gypsies should steer clear of Caroline County, Md., where it's a $100 fine or six months in the can for "forecasting or pre

Maine
• After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up. • In Augusta to stroll down the street playing a violin is against the law. • It's illegal to clean salmon along Maine's upper Kennebec River. Enforcement of this law has been made easier for many years by the fact that, because of a dam, there are no salmon on the upper Kennebec River. • In Maine, it is illegal to sell a car on Sunday unless it comes equipped with plumbing. • In Maine it's illegal to catch lobsters with your bare hands. • In Portland shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street. • In Waterville, Maine, it is illegal to blow one's nose in public. • It's unlawful to tickle a woman's chin with a feather duster in Portland. • Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street. • Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack. • You may not step out of a plane in flight.

Louisiana
• An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. • Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault", while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault". • Communism has been against the law in Haines City, La., since 1950. • If you've ever been to Mardi Gras in New Orleans, you'll see the kings and queens on the various floats throwing plastic money, medallions and jewels to the crowd, but not food. It's against the law to throw food from a float in the Mardi Gras festivities. • It is against state law to steal even a single crawfish. • It is illegal to gargle in public places. • It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. • It illegal for a woman to drive a car unless her husband is waving a flag in front of it. • It is illegal in Lafayette, Louisiana to play a musical instrument for the purpose of attracting attention, without a li

Fubucks Auction
New Auction! So many people can't afford to do real cash bids! So this Auction will be strictly Fu~Bucks! The Entry will B 50k Fubucks Your bidders will NOT have 2 f/r/a It will open on May 20th @ noon Close on May 27th @ noon Any suggestions or questions, please private message me Nyha No Drama! We are all adults, lets conduct ourselves accordingly Each person has the right to refuse a bidder There will b NO drama!!! I got the idea from: Beauty and the Mess

Kentucky
• A person can be sent to jail for five years for merely sending a bottle of beer, wine or spirits as a gift to a friend in Kentucky. • An ordinance in Murray, Ky., says the superintendent of sanitation "shall determine whether a person is small, medium or large." Why the superintendent should make this determination is left unsaid. • A Kentucky statute says: "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club." Later, an amendment proposed: "The provisions of this statute shall not apply to any female weighing less than sixty pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds; nor shall it apply to female horses." • All nude people in your house must be registered in Kentucky. • An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club". The fo

Kansas
• Dodge City: It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk. All places of business must provide a horse water troft • If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. • In Kansas City, KS, saying the name "George Washington" without adding the phrase "blessed be his name," can land you with a fine of up to fifty cents. • In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suites. • In Topeka, Kansas, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups. • In Wichita, at the intersection of Douglas and Broadway, all motorists are required to stop at the intersection, exit their vehicles, and fire three shotgun rounds, before continuing on their way. • It is illegal to catch bullfrogs in a tomato patch. • It is illegal to hunt whales. • It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas. • Kansas state law requires pedestrians crossing the highways at night to wear tail lights. • Lawrence: All cars entering the city limits must fir

Kage " I Love You So Much !!
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Too Many Puppies(rhetorical, Negative Evaluation)
Ever notice that when trying to compliment a friend on one of their pictures, there are already a ton of the same things you were about to say already there? I find it annoying when I want to comment on a photo, and I look down a long list of chunkheads saying all kinds of course, and common things. I usually refrain, as I don't merely want to jump onto the heap of pathetic-wanna-be-suitors. I really find it distasteful when people offer to have sex with the person in the picture. And equally pretensious when they start spewing poetry. Am I a pessimist? Perhaps. Though I am not a nihilist. Remember that because this is logically negative does not mean that there is nothing, to say about it. Read Hegel for more information about thesis/antithesis dialectical relationships.

The Robot
THE ROBOT John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gadget. He was a sucker for anything unusual that came on the market. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a lie detecting robot that John claimed really worked. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" they asked. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." "What did you watch?" asked Mar

Korn - Here To Stay
This time, taking it away I've got a problem, with me getting in the way, Not by design So I take my face and bash it into a mirror. I won't have to see the pain (bleed, bleed) This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating. Anticipating, all the fucked up feelings again. The hurt inside is fading This shit's gone way too far. All this time I've been waiting No I can not grieve anymore. For once inside awaking. I'm done, I'm not a whore. You've taken everything and, oh, I cannot give anymore. My mind is done with this, Okay, I've got a question. "Can I throw it all away?" Take back what's mine So I take my time, guiding the blade down the line Each cut closer to the vein (vein, vein) This state is elevating, as the hurt turns into hating. Anticipating, all the fucked up feelings again. The hurt inside is fading This shit's gone way too far. All this time I've been waiting No I can not grieve anymore. For once inside awaking. I'm done, I'm no

Tantric - Break Down
In your life you seem to have it all You seem to have control But deep within your soul You're losing it You never took the time Assume that you're to blame You think that you're insane Won't you spare me [Chorus:] I know the breakdown Everything is gonna shake now someday I know the breakdown Tell me again am i awake now maybe You can find the reason that no one else is living this way Yeah your lies Your world is built around Two faces of a clown The voices in your head Think there's four pawns down Well in this unity Fate has found the need So you better check yourself Before you check out [Chorus] If you find yourself Then you might believe Then within yourself You just might conceive [Chorus] You can find the reason that (you can find the reason that) No one else is living this way (you can find the reason that way) Music Video: Breakdown by (Tantric)

Day Three Of Break Up To A Tool
last night, i was sad... i sat there and work and i stared at my phone and i cried a little.... i worked my ass off... and went home and slept.... i woke up 4 hours later...(now) and i have a lump in my throat because the last little link i had to him... the last little way he could contact me...my YIM has been deleted... i made a new one and i left him out.... i'm not used to not being able to talk to him whenever i want, i'm not used to falling asleep without him... or waking up without him, or picking up my son from school, or even being at work all night without him in my ear calling me a dork.... i'm sad today too i guess.... i wanted to be his everything... i wanted to make things better... why was i so stupid.... i fell sor someone who so easily took his love away from me and then because HE thought i was cheating on him he dangled his love in my face, made me work so hard to be better.... to be more available to be more responsive, to care more to think more.... and even a

Metallica - Whiplash
Late at night all systems go You have come to see the show We do our best You're the rest You make it real you know There is a feeling deep inside That drives you fuckin' mad A feeling of a hammerhead You need it oh so bad Adrenaline starts to flow You're thrashing all around Acting like a maniac Whiplash Bang your head against the stage Like you never did before Make it ring Make it bleed Make it really sore In a frenzied madness with your leather and your spikes Heads are bobbing all around It's hot as Hell tonight Adrenaline starts to flow You're thrashing all around Acting like a maniac Whiplash Here on the stage the Marshall noise is piercing through your ears It kicks your ass kick your face Exploding feeling nears Now is the time to let it rip To let it fuckin' loose We are gathered here to maim and kill Cause this is what we choose Adrenaline starts to flow You're thrashing all around Acting like a maniac here we go (guitar solo)

Iowa
• A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. • An owner or employee of an establishment in Iowa that sells alcohol can't legally consume a drink there after closing for business. • Don't plan on running a "tab" in Iowa; it's illegal. • Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants in Marshalltown, Iowa. • If a law enforcement officer is having a drink in a bar in Iowa and an employee pours water down the drain, the water is legally considered an alcohol beverage intended for unlawful purposes. • In Dubuque any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building. • In Fort Madison the fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. • In Marshalltown horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants. • In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unaquainted." • Indianola: The "Ice Cream

Tired
It seems like all I really do is work. I talk to a few different people, but after my 10,11,12+++ hour days, I usually just go home and go to bed. Social life? lol, that's truly funny. By the time I get done working, I don't really even feel like going anywhere. I hate staring at the PC too, when I get home that's the last thing I want to do. I guess I'm in a rut, and need a complete change. I even had an offer to go on vacation for a few days, that didn't pan out either, work conflicted. *sigh*. I'm really really started to be just unhappy about life and how its going. What to do, what to do? I know I need a change, just not sure what or how to get it done.

Indiana
• "Spiteful Gossip" and "talking behind a person's back" are illegal. • A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. • A person who dyes, stains, or otherwise alters the natural coloring of a bird or rabbit commits a Class B misdemeanor. (Ind. Code 15-2.1-21-13(b) • A sports agent is supposed to give a college 10 days notice before luring a star athlete into the professional ranks. • A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming. • All males 18 to 50 years old must work six days a year on public roads. • Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day. • Auburn: It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially

Metallica - Turn The Page
On a long and lonesome highway east of omaha You can listen to the engines moaning out as one note song You think about the woman or the girl you knew the night before But your thoughts will soon be wandering the way they always do When youre riding sixteen hours and theres nothing much to do And you dont feel much like riding, you just wish the trip was through Here I am - on the road again There I am - up on the stage Here I go - playing star again There I go - turn the page So you walk into this restaurant strung out from the road And you feel the eyes upon you, as youre shaking off the cold You pretend it doesnt bother you, but you just want to explode Yeah, most times you cant hear em talk, other times you can All the same old clichs, is it woman? is it man? And you always seem outnumbered, you dont dare make a stand Make your stand Here I am - on the road again There I am - up on the stage Here I go - playing star again There I go - turn the page

Illinois
• "Dwarf-tossing," the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it's dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town, with a special permit. • A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Repealed) • A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts. • According to state law, it is illegal to speak English. The officially recognized language is "American". • An Illinois state law requires that a man's female companion shall call him "master" while out on a date. The law does not apply to married couples. • Champaign: One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. • Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire; It is illegal to give a dog whiskey; Kites may not be flown within the city limits; Spitting is forbidden • Cicero: Humming on public streets is prohibited

Shattered Pieces
Inside my sleeve, I pull out my heart, handing it to you, "careful it's fragile, and easily falls apart." Extending your arms, you take the heart in your tender warm hands. It falls into a million shattered pieces - on the floor it lands. You begin to bend down to pick it up, sorrow and sadness in your eyes. Apologies are not enough. Looking at you with tears in my eyes, I ask you not to pick up the pieces of a heart that has fallen apart. I am the one who needs to pick up the pieces of my shattered heart - one by one, piece by piece. I need to put it together again, some how. some way. Each piece of my heart has a memory so true. Each piece of my heart has part of you. You are the one who is leaving to start a new lease on life. I'll just be here on my knees picking up the pieces of a heart that feels like it's being pierced with a knife. All my tears won't keep you near All my tears won't mend what's not here. Again I look at you with a whisper in my voice, Th

Idaho
• Boise: Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back. • Coeur d' Alene: If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. • Idaho Falls, Idaho: If you're 88 years of age or older, it's illegal for you to ride your motorcycle. • Idaho state law makes it illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. • If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car. • Idaho and other states allow members of the Native American church to use the hallucinogenic plant peyote in religious services. • Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. • In Idaho walking along the street with a red-tipped cane is strictly prohibited. • In Idaho,

An Attempt At Poetry...don't Laugh
I usually don't like poetry, I cannot do it myself and...cannot tell what is good or not when others write it. It's truly my writing blind spot, but lets try this Tossing, Turning, Awake all night. 8 hours, a full nights sleep. I reach for you, you aren't here. Cold and lonely, my bed mocks me. I call to you, you aren't here. Taunting, my voice echoes. I need you baby, I need to hold you. Silently a tear falls, I roll over. Alone, I drift off to sleep. Tossing, Turning, Awake all night. 6 1/2 hours till work, not too shabby. My arms are empty, you aren't here. They strain for you, ache with your absence. My world is incomplete, you aren't here. Everything is wrong I want you baby, I want to kiss you. A loud sigh, I roll over. Alone, I drift off to sleep. Tossing, Turning, Awake all night. 5 hours till work, a normal nights rest. My ears are listening, you aren't here. The deafening silence wounds me. My nose is sniffing, you aren't here. T

Hawaii
• All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat. • Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears. • Honolulu: Within the limits of any public park, it is unlawful to annoy any bird. • In Hawaii it is illegal to get a tattoo behind your ear or on your eyelid unless in the presence of a registered physician. • It used to be the law in Hawaii that children had to obey all "lawful and moral" commands of their parents. • It's illegal for a shooting gallery to offer liquor as a prize. The shooter might want to come back after drinking the prize and try again. • You will be fined if you do not own a boat.

Georgia
• Acworth: All citizens must own a rake. • An old law in Columbus, Ga., made it illegal to sit on your porch in an indecent position. • A Kennesaw, Ga. law makes it illegal for every homeowner not to own a gun, unless you are a convicted felon, conscientious objector or disabled. • Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. • Atlanta: Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp; One man may not be on another man's back. • Columbus: Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday; It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday. • Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. • Gainesville: Chicken must be eaten with the hands. • Georgia has 75 laws on how to build rice paddies, even though the state has only one rice farm left. Rice was the state's No. 1 crop before the Civil War. But right after the war, a hurricane destroyed all the paddies and ponds. It was too expensive to replace them without slaves, so the Rice State

Florida
• (SARASOTA) It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. • Apparently with an exaggerated idea of the laws of thermal dynamics, the city council of West Palm Beach, Fla., once decreed that the roofs of all outhouses be fireproof. • A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. • Big Pine Key: It is illegal to molest a Key deer; If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. • Cape Coral: It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline; It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street (This law is limited to only those who do not own the house) • Daytona Beach: The molestation of trash cans is banned; While intoxicated, being under influence of narcotics is prohibited; It shall be unlawful for any person to swim or bathe in that portion of the Atlantic Ocean within the corporate limits of the city when un

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Type Of Sex
You prefer Spontaneous sex! You're into spontaneous sex. Anywhere, any time the mood takes you. Just be careful that your sexcapades don't land you in a (ahem) tight spot. 'What is the best type of sex for you?' at QuizUniverse.com

D.c.
• A D.C. federal judge has ruled that begging is a form of free speech protected by the Constitution. That means that mugging is free speech too, only more persuasive. • In Washington D.C. it is illegal to post a notice in public which calls another person a 'coward' for refusing to accept a challenge to duel. • It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place in the District of Columbia. • The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal. • The U.S. government says it's a crime to give false weather reports.

Delaware
• Delaware prohibits horse racing of any kind on Good Friday and Easter Sunday. • In Delaware it is illegal to get married on a dare. • In Delaware you may not sell dead people for money without a license. • It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. • Lewes: It is illegal to wear pants that are "firm fitting" around the waist; Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.

Sexual Iq
You have a Sexual IQ of 160 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. 'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com

Connecticut
• A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak. • A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces • Balloons with advertising on them are illegal in Hartford, Conn. • Bloomfield, Conn: It's against the law to eat in your car. • Cattle branding in the United States did not originate in the West. It began in Connecticut in the mid-nineteenth century, when farmers were required by law to mark all their pigs. • Devon: It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. • Druggists in Connecticut must pay $400.00 each year for a license in order to use alcohol in compounding prescriptions. • Guilford: Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display. • Hartford: You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands • In colonial times, Hartford, Conn., had an ordinance that allowed any resident to rent the town chain for 2 pence. • In Connecticut any dogs with tattoos must be reported to

Colorado
• Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. • Colorado law requires that wine be sold in containers of at least 24 ounces and spirits in containers at least a fifth of a gallon. But, at the same time, it also decrees that no alcohol beverage can be stored in hotel minibars in anything larger than miniature containers. • Colorado Springs: It is permissible to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. • Crippe Creek: It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. • Denver: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park; It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor; It is illegal to mistreat rats; You may not drive a black car on Sundays. • Durango: It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex. • Have you ever had the

Jeans
tight jeans how easy she strips away neat clothes like liquid rhythm each button a new poem for the muse as skin exposes a sleek canvas clean, unmarked by the artist with fingers to create every nuance of protean taboo waiting in the folded denim blue

Icahn And Yahoo
Associated Press 05.14.08, 8:30 AM ET NEW YORK - The chance that billionaire investor Carl Icahn will initiate a proxy fight to oust Yahoo Inc.'s board is high and one that the Internet portal fears as it may lead to a deal with Microsoft Corp., an analyst said Wednesday. "With the deadline to submit a new slate of directors approaching fast and the specter of an activist shareholder hovering over their heads, Yahoo is likely to try to play its best hand yet to derail any attempt to sell the company," Jefferies & Co. analyst Youssef H. Squali said in a note to clients. Icahn, who currently owns about 3.6 percent of Yahoo according to published reports, would have to submit an alternative slate of directors by Thursday if he wants to battle the company's board at the July 3 annual meeting. To counter Icahn, Yahoo could announce a search deal with Google Inc. or resume talks with Time Warner Inc.'s AOL unit or News Corp.'s MySpace unit, though the latter two do not provid

Cali Is Strict Lol
• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits. • Alhambra: You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit. • Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. • A regulation in San Francisco makes it unlawful to use used underwear to wipe off cars in a car wash. • Arcadia: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. • A server in California can be convicted of selling to a minor if the purchaser uses a false or altered ID to buy the alcohol. • Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. • Bathhouses are against the law. • Belvedere City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash." • Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. • Burlingame: It is illegal to spit, except on baseball dia

Making Love On The Floor
Fortune favors the bold.... as we dance on a floor my hands travel your body pussy to cock with thin material between it's hard with blood, swallowed by your vulva amazing how a little booze turns everything molten... hot to the touch lift that leather skirt...a little higher dropping to my knees my face plunges underneath stench so wonderful dancing in my head... grinding your crotch down lower stronger my neck muscles versus your pussy... grinding...plunging deep with glee my tongue travels your pussy your ass.... buries by face the aroma...the tastes... I'm ready to forgive my life to hold on to this second for eternity you pant....grasping my hand... may we leave...to the hotel next door? Through a door....we close together at last... clothes hit the floor... we smoke some weed I've brought along leaving all flesh to only heighten sucking my cock ...while lapping your clit fuck seeping from both of us.... swallows of Jack and gin....we meet n

Arkansas Dumb Laws
• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. • A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. • A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot. • Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. • An Arkansas legislator not long ago proposed that the state provide growth hormones to dwarfs. • Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw" • At Arkansas State University two people cannot hold hands while standing in a doorway unless they belong to a union. • Fayetteville: It is illegal to kill "any living creature". • Flirtation between the members of the opposite sex on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. • In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs. • It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas in that state. • Little Rock: Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.; Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term; It is unlawful to walk o

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Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Yeah yeah Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Listen babe Everytime I see you, I get a bad vibe (mmm, mmm, mmm) Just thinkin' of someone else in between your thighs (mmm, mmm, mmmm, mmm) And you thought you were slick, had tricks up your sleeve (mmm, mmm, mmm) But I'm sick of your stupid ass and I know you're tired of me (mmm, mmm, mmm) That's why I say (Chorus) When we were together We never turned our backs on each other But now that we're separated We can't stand one another I don't wanna be wit you, put that on everything I own (mmm, mmm, mmm) I can't believe I stayed around that damn long (mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm) If I never see you again, I won't be mad at all,(mmm, mmm, mmm) no no Cuz I believe that you're my downfall (mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm) You did me wrong You did me wrong I thought you were true You ran out of my life And now I'm so through with you I wanted you to be there Right here with me, oh (Chorus) When we were together We neve

The Promise
From the first moment I knew My heart was swept through This time has brought us two. Together in life and love. For life and love. Together we stand. Forever until death due us part. Our love will stand. Through time that is told. With a song in our heart And with a band of gold. I give you my heart And my soul. To keep as new and old. As time goes by, I will always love you And cherish you. Till entirety and a day I will give to you. My love My heart My soul. The greatest gift of all From me to you.

Vigilance In Mumms
I am making my Policy Perfectly Clear, and it is backed by Fubar. People, realize that "Please, no adult or inappropriate content!" is also posted by Fubar at the top of the page, so I am just being vigilant and enforcing what Fubar has already set forth and posted. I will post what I want, and I do what I can to make it a "Mumm" it's not perfect, but it does require some thought, if that is too much for you or other mummers, don't participate in the Mumm’s. Antagonistic, non-relevant, and personal attack comments will be deleted! MY mumms are meant to be objective and only relevant and practical comments will be permitted. Keep It Clean when it is a Non-NSFW Mum! Retaliation is something you just will have to stop doing. I have No sympathy for those whom repeatedly post comments that are inappropriate; which includes name calling or referring to me in any unethical or unprofessional manner.

Arizona Dumb Laws
• A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. • Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony (This goes back in the days of the Wild West). • Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American. • Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs. • Due to a typographical error in the Tempe, Ariz., code, a shooting range can be run by the "Amateur Crapshooting Association." • Glendale: Cars may not be driven in reverse. • Hayden: If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined. • Hunting camels is prohibited. • In 1985, an Arizona legislator proposed that each candidate for the legislature take a reading and an I.Q. test three months before the election. The scores would have been posted on the ballot, had the bill passed. But a majority of legislators, for whatever reason, voted it down. • In Arizona it is illegal to take naked photographs before noon on Sunday. • It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to ha

Alaska Dumb Laws
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets. • Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities. • Fairbanks: It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. • In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting. • It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. • Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time. • Moose may not be viewed from an airplane. • State policy states that emergencies are held to a minimum and rarely found to exist. • While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.

Alabama Dumb Laws
• A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or "in a substantially nude state" except a babe in arms. • Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. • An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of "uncertain chastity" had to be off the streets by 9 p.m. • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. • Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate. • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. • Hunting is not allowed on Sunday. • Incestuous marriages are legal. • It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. • It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. • It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty. • It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity. • It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. • It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your

Under A Wings Of His Goddess
YOUR MY BABY and I LOVE YOU “Under the wings of his Goddess, he has found a place that is neither Agony nor Ecstasy; neither Heaven nor Hell; but rather a place that is all; a place that is more; a place that is his and Hers alone; a place known as… TRUST.” It was the beginning of what would become a very wet summer for the Northeast region of the country… a very wet summer in more ways than imagined. It was their beginning - That night in mid June was the introduction of their unique combination of sexual awakening into the world of domination. After the cursory period of foreplay and what they later termed as “stagnant sex”, they took turns in revealing to each other deeply buried versions of erotic fantasies they each thought would never be brought to the surface of their lips – let alone imagining any of the eroticisms ever coming to pass. It was the beginning of libidos quenched and fantasies realized, and it was the first cornerstone in the building of their special, private

A Repost About Guilt
I was raised in a home where guilt was used as a method of control. Then one day I had an epiphany. Let me explain. Guilt is an emotion. Just like Love is an emotion. Now it is common knowledge that you can't make someone feel love. They either love you or they don't. No more, no less. Now, if Love and Guilt are both emotions, and you can't make somoene feel Love, wouldn't it stand to reason that you can't make someone feel guilt? Yeah I know there are going to be someone of you that say "It isn't that they make you feel it, they convince you of it." But that logic still doesn't hold up. No one can convince me that I love someone. I either do or I don't. So why can't Guilt work the same way? Just because someone says you are guilty, that doesn't mean you actually are. Step back and use your conscience. That's why you have it. If you can scincerly look at the situation in which you are being accused and say that you haven't done anything wrong, then don't assum

Fu-trouble...
Is anyone else having trouble viewing/posting photo comments? I can't see any of mine and when I try to post one for someone else it doesn't show up for me, but they can see it. Also... You know how you use to be able to select someone's photo album and click from photo to photo at the top or click on the current photo to go to the next? I can't do that anymore. I have to exit the album, reenter it and select the next photo. It makes rating photos annoying and time consuming. _______________________________________________________________________ UPDATE: PROBLEM FIXED! *thumbs up*

I Think I'm Gonna Burst...
I am an overly dedicated employee. If they need someone to work a weekend, they just assume I will...and I do. If an area is messed up, my boss sends me and I straighten it out. If a new guy needs guidance, they eventually send him to me. So the last few years, I've been frustraed because we've been understaffed during the busy season, and worked like dogs. So this year, we were bought out, and a whole crop of newbies have emerged. And in our area, of the five new people we've hired, I think 3 will work out, one will get fired, and the other will do just enough to stay. And of the three decent ones, the one will go back to school. So 40% of our new guys will work out. And sadly, thats not too bad a percentage. So in the last two weeks,d one guy with experience quit. We knew he would, he got hired by the railroad, good money. We hired two guys to replace him. Thats better than most years. I got transferred to work his area, because in theory, there are things that

Thank You
i wanted to take a minute and thank all those that helped me reach my 10000 comments to go to the final of 5000 comments needed to win fubling 3 pack..i no longer need comments at this time until the 3rd person reaches the 10000 comments then the battle is on lol ty so so so so very much for those of you who have spent days helping me reach it this far...you all rock and are so awesome..

Hickory Dickory Doc
Hickory dickory doc her fingers ran up my cock Hey diddle diddle my fingers did fiddle Twinkle twinkle lil' clit i plunder your wet slit She sucked and sucked and blew my cock again Her flesh was white as snow and everywhere her mouth went my cock was sure to go it followed her to the backdoor one day, which was against the rules made Ma'lady scream and sway to feel my throbbing stiff tool This little girly went the distance this little girly stayed wet this little girly had man meat this little girly had fun and this little girly screamed "YES! YES! YES!" all the way home

Try Me
you know, you can say im a little girl all you want... reality is that you wish you could have my potential... my experience... my authority. Im known. And while you sit behind your desk, wishing you could get that ONE person to humiliate you, you never will.... your a dreamer... you had the opportunity, but you let it go. And now as you try to fix that mistake of fucking up, you get yourself a 'mistress' who says she is who she is, in reality, shes taking orders from you. Oh the irony. When you find someone on my level, then you will see and know what its like to get that ONE person who is the real thing. In the meantime, dream on old man. -------------- In response to an asshole. HAD to get it out.

Psycotic Asshole's
(I CAN'T SPELL WORTH A SHIT SO BARE WITH ME,THAT WAS A GOOD 150K DOWN THE CRAPPER FOR A COLLEGE EDUCATION LOL.)I'M NOT TRYING TO MEAN OR SOUND LIKE A BITCH,CAUSE I'M NOT.BUT WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP GOING CRAZY ON ME FOR NOT WANTING TO MEET THEM OR CALL THEM?I'M NOT LEADING ANYBODY ON,I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN OR OFFEND ANYBODY.I AM VERY BLUNT,DIRECT AND VERY CLEAR ABOUT THIS.THIS IS JUST FUBAR PEOPLE,STOP TAKING IT SO SERIOUS AND PERSONAL.ANYBODY THAT TAKES ANYTHING ONLINE LIKE THIS SERIOUS HAS SOME SERIOUS ISSUES.I HAVE GOTTEN CALLED THE MOST HORRIABLE THINGS BECAUSE OF THIS.YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE EMAIL'S AND SHOUTS I GET AND HOW MEAN AND DISGUSTING AND CRAZY SOME OF THEM ARE.I DON'T KNOW WHY BUT SOMEHOW BETWEEN THE TIME I WRITE THIS TO THE TIME IT REACHES YOUR SHOUT OR EMAIL IT TRANSLATES INTO I'M A HUGE BITCH BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO CALL YOU OR MEET YOU.I'M SORRY BUT I HAVE NO INTENTION OF MEETING OR CALLING EVERYBODY ON ANY WEBSITE,THAT IS JUST STUPID AND CRAZY,YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT KIN

Hybrid Cars Aren't New....here's Some Truth About Them...may Shock Some Of You.
...Who killed the electric car?...a movie on the truth about how big oil kept down any innovation in any kind of technology that would truly try and make Americans and people all over the world less dependent on foreign oil and cut down on their record breaking profits. Both enlightening and infuriating at the same time this is. It's an 11 part video, and they run kind of long. So if you're bored go get some coffee and a snack and take it in....thanks again for reading, viewing and of course, rating...

9 Words Women Use
Vocabulary aids for husbands-- (1)Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2)Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5)Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6)That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man That's okay means she wants to think long and har

Fu Wedding
countryboy4u@ fubar Cajun Cherry ~ Member of The Misfit Angels Leveling Crew ~ ~Global Bombers~@ fubar Today countryboy4u and i are getting married, and we are having a fubar wedding, this evening at 6:30 p.m. at the ** fubar beach wedding chapel**

Thanks
This blog goes out to most (not all) of the people that I have helped in the past.. THANKS FOR NOTHING! I have worked my butt off to help people level, win contests and give aways, whatever the case was, and I can count on ONE hand how many have helped me in return. Frankly, I'm tired of it. I'm done helping people who don't appreciate it. To the few that DO appreciate me, thank you. I know you guys are always the first ones there to help me with whatever I need, even if it's just someone to talk to. I'm also tired of people adding me for points. So, over the next few days, I will be clearing out my list to only those that make an attempt to talk to me. If you don't, you're gone. And don't even try to come to me and ask me "why was I deleted", because then chances are I will block you. I'm tired of the stupid games. I know, it's only the internet, but at least have some respect. We're all SUPPOSED to be adults, yet most still act like 2 year olds. I know, a few of my CLOS

Yellow Partnership Limited & Strawberry Educational Limited Conned Me
I have been conned by the above companies and this is how they did it:- About 2-3 months ago I was contacted by a charity asking if I wish to sponsor them and if I did they would put an ad for my website in their product, which I agreed to do then we agreed a price and a password. About a week later I was contacted by the above company saying that I agreed to sponsor their charity but not giving a company name, but they gave me the same password which I had given the original charity and gave me the same price, hence I thought they were the original charity. It is a as if the above charities had been tapping into other genuine charities telephone calls after all how would they know my password. It was only after I had said that the info they had given me was correct I get told that they were someone else, by which time it was to late I had been conned. Once I had realised what had happened and had done some research on these companies, I took legal advice and was advised not to

Red Silk & Lace
Visions of you running through my head blindfolded on the bed red silk scarf tying your hand one then the other completely vulnerable at my command make sure your legs are secured as well my manhood bulging begins to swell Watch your chest rise as you gasp wearing that red lacey bra reaching for the clasp a feather gently glides teasingly up your breast puts you to the test See your body writhe with erotic pleasure trembles when i reach your golden treasure covered in red lace hungers for me to bury my face Listen to your whimpers of frustration knowing you want copulation but not just yet, first you must meet my throbbing pet brushing mushroom head against pouty lips observe as you thrash grinding hips Makes binding pull tighter allows your legs to spread wider your moaning reaction as i anticipated removal of red lace panties long awaited Stroking myself as hot liquid drips over swollen juicy clit watch you buck wildly having a

Reflections Of Last Night
Reflections Of Last Night by LateNiteFantasy© Will you kiss me tenderly tonight? hold me lovingly like you did last night? one look in your eyes and i knew i was through the heat from your stare layed me bare Last night was like a dream could barely see thru the steam you held me close within your arms couldn't resist your devilish charms your erotic words of love captured my heart could this be a start the beginning of something grand or perhaps it's just something written in the sand I shiver and close my eyes imagine your touch my body responds it's almost too much electrifying kiss sends me into undeniable bliss How my body hungered for your caress and you demanded, giving nothing less making me feel as if i was the only one no greater lover comparable to none

Your Peanut Butter In My Chocalate
"So what!", I said with a shrug as they stood and stared in disbelief. Creamy or chunky what will it be? Definately Skippy straight from the jar never mind the spoon a finger will do. Sticky as it may be that's what i get for having peanut butter thoughts on a Chocolate day!

Finally Realized....
I always wondered why people really bother to write blogs and stuff. They always seemed more like a journal to me in which case you'd just write about what's bothering youor whatever and not worry if someone read it or not. The more I think about it, it really is a journal because if something's bothering you where else can you get it all out at? You really want people to read it to know how you feel but you know if you tell them how you feel they'll ether get mad or just won't care so in essence it's a way of getting out what's bothering you without all the risk of knowing that they don't care or that if they read it and get mad no one has to know that they read it. Communation is important in any relationship, but what happens when the only thing you have to communicate with is pen and paper or for this, a keyboard and a screen? What happens when people you thought were there for you to talk to really aren't? That's when you go to the blog or journal as a consulation!

Undercover
Two lovers undercover have you in my sight on this hot steamy night Let your mouth fall upon mine tongues will feast and dine let me be your slave i promise to behave My lips will tease you've dropped to your knees tongue dance along my tool c'mon make me your fool Grab your hair, push you down candy lips will wrap 'round watch your tongue flick slippery slick Shove the length in c'mon baby make me sin your throat will constrict tight 'round my throbbing dick Put it in gear touch me here touch me there our bodies we'll share Burning desire flames my fire let your hands roam while you suck my dome My lips will devour in the midnight hour call me lover turn it over Skins a tingle as spirits mingle brings us to the verge let us feel our souls merge Juices will flow take you slow take you rough take you until you've had enough Slam you to the floor and take you some more primal hunger finally met two beings drenched in sweat

Oil And Gas
Gas jumps above $3.67, oil passes $126 on Venezuela concerns By JOHN WILEN,AP Posted: 2008-05-09 15:51:54 NEW YORK (AP) - Oil rose above $126 a barrel for the first time Friday, bringing its advance this week to nearly $10, as investors questioned whether a possible confrontation between the U.S. and Venezuela could cut exports from the OPEC member. Gas prices, meanwhile, rose above an average $3.67 a gallon at the pump, following oil's recent path higher. On Friday, The Wall Street Journal published a report that suggested closer ties between Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez and rebels attempting to overthrow Colombia's government. Chavez has been linked to Colombian rebels previously, but the paper reported it had reviewed computer files indicating concrete offers by Venezuela's leader to arm guerillas. That appears to heighten the chances that the U.S. could impose sanctions on one of its biggest oil suppliers. "If we put on sanctions, I'm sure Chavez would threaten to cu

In The Dark
BY;LATENITEFANTASY In The Dark he's there,she can feel his presence.She can feel his labored breathing his foot steps getting closer,feeling the thrill,catching her breath,standing ever so still. In The Dark his hand swipes a strand of hair from her eyes,chills rush through her being.She tries to resist his touch,but It's too late he already has her in lust. In The Dark she anticipates nervously. Fingertips lift her chin to his moist lips she did give in.So soft she lets out a stifled moan of doubt.He whispers in her ear while his hands undress and caress to ease her fear. In The Dark his lips tenderly upon hers, his tongue searching wildly,he can feel her trembling.Cupping her tight taunt breasts,grazing his finger across her hardened nipple.He yearns for her,taking her will as he pulls her closer. In The Dark his hand slips down between her legs,his finger brushing the moistened material of her panties.With a smile he dips a finger inside,she gasps i

Endangered
For Immediate Release, May 9, 2008 Contact: Noah Greenwald, (503) 484-7495 Bush Sets New Record in Refusing to Protect Endangered Species As Polar Bear Decision Looms, Department of the Interior Crosses Two-year Mark Without Any New Species Protected Under the Endangered Species Act WASHINGTON , D.C.— Today marks two years since the Department of the Interior last protected a new U.S. species under the Endangered Species Act. This period includes the entire tenure of Dirk Kempthorne as Secretary of the Interior and is by far the longest period without a new species being protected since the landmark federal law was passed, surpassing even James Watt, who, under Reagan, in 1981 and 1982 went 382 days without protecting a species. “The Bush administration has been an unmitigated disaster for the nation’s endangered species, delaying and denying protection for hundreds of animals and plants,” said Noah Greenwald, science director at the Center for Biological Diversity.

*value Of Parents*
Take ur own time to read it............. A father was sitting on the sofa in his house along with his highly Educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window. The Father asked his Son, "What is this?" The Son replied "It is a crow". After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "What is this?" The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow". After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd time, what is this?" At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow". A little after, the Father again asked his Son the 4th time, "What is this?" This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many times 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?" A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an old tattered diary, which

Work
Ok so after being out of work since JanuAry I aM finally going bAck sometime this week. It is going to be weird as all hell. I Am going bAck to cooking. Now I have cooked before in several restuArAnts and I enjoyed it. Although I cAn only tAke so much bullshit from mAnagers and others i truly enjoy cooking. On the other hand I Also enjoy working outside. I love the fact that i cAn smoke when i wAnt, sAy what i want, And the fresh air is awesome. Another reAson is I got free tAns working outside. When you work outside you generAlly mAKe more money also. I aM not complAining About what Chilis is starting me out At though 10 dollArs And hour isnt to bAd even though I know thaT I AM worth more thAn thaT. Everything is going to be weird I hAve to work myself back into A routine or some sort. I am also looking for A second job At the same time. I do not know if I Am nuts or what I hAve done it before and having two jobs blows. The only thing thaT does not blow is the money. I need

True Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

Thats It.....leave Me The Fuck Alone!!!!
I need to just be a bitch from now on...well to one person specifically....I can't believe I let him come over to watch the game...I felt sorry for him and when he asked for food, I feed him. And when he wanted something to drink I gave him something other than water...and then when he asked if I wanted to turn off the light I said NO....I'm being nice to you I said...I am not trying to do more...I just thought you could be civil, things don't just jump back to the way they were, esp after the way things ended with us. So he left without saying good-bye like a 2 yr old who has a fit, when he doesn't get his way....and today what do I get? A nasty don't ever try to reach me for as long as you live email from the fucking bastard....yeah....okay don't worry, I am NEVER gonna feel sorry for you...and as far as me trying to get ahold of you? Ha, I already erased you from my phone.

Midnight Special!!! 83 Riders.....
Come join the first train that pays to be on it .. For every member that joins you receive a small gift such as a gift from the fu shop.. fu bucks.. bling .. ticker.. 1 day blast .. Example..When you join you give a gift to the person who joined before you and then the next person that joins gives you a gift.. This is the giving train.. As some ppl can't always afford these items it's a nice way to return love to others even if just with a small gift. To join you must F/R/A all train members then send a message to the Conductor, Co-Conductors, or Engineer. Welcome to the Midnight Special Conductor Carnie@ fubar Co-Conductor (2nd in command) ~GreenEyedGoddess ~Owner of Blue Dragon Owned by Abby again :) {Shadow Levelers}

I'm Not Jesus - Apocalyptica Feat Corey Taylor
I am so in love with this song at the moment. _Check out the video on youtube :) _______________________________________________ Apocalyptica feat Corey Taylor Lyrics - I’m Not Jesus Lyrics Dirty little secret Dirty little lies Say your prayers and call me rare Save your soul tonight Drift among the faithfull Bury your desires Aberrations fill your head You need a place to hide And I am Do you remember me? And the kid I used to be? Do you remember me? Chorus When your world’s come crashing down I want to relive. Your god is looking down on me! I’m not Jesus, Jesus wasn’t fair! You confess it all away, But it’s only shit to me Your god is looking down on me! I’m not Jesus, I will not forgive! No I won’t! (2x) I’ve thought you were a good man, I’ve thought you talked to god. Your hippocratic messiah and child abusive turned satanic. Do you remember me? Do you remember me? And the kid I used to be? Do you remember? Do you remember?

Military Wife Resipe
1 1/2 cups Patience 1 lb. Adaptability 3/4 cup Tolerance 1 tsp. Courage A Dash of Adventure Combine above ingredients: Add 2 tablespoons elbow grease. Let sit alone for one year. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat. Sprinkle lightly with money. "Knead" dough until payday. Season with international spices. Bake 20 years or until done.....Dedicated.....to military wives everywhere, who have waved "good-bye: more often than not, who have heated up more dinners than most wives cook, who have missed more anniversaries, birthdays, Christmases and Valentine's Days than they should have, and most important of all have welcomed their husbands home GLADLY.

????? Guess Not
everytime something happens i think, "it's ok i have friends." but when its time that i would think a friend would call NO ONE is ever there. i stepped out on a limb thinking i would have someone to catch me if i fall but when i fell NO ONE was there. i tried to be around for people hoping only for the favor returned but when i needed people to be around NO ONE was there. so maybe i'm selfish or evil or mean, but i don't care i decided that i won't be there for them i just needed someone so bad, but NO ONE was there.

Vatican: It's Ok To Believe In Aliens
By ARIEL DAVID, Associated Press Writer Believing that the universe may contain alien life does not contradict a faith in God, the Vatican's chief astronomer said in an interview published Tuesday. The Rev. Jose Gabriel Funes, the Jesuit director of the Vatican Observatory, was quoted as saying the vastness of the universe means it is possible there could be other forms of life outside Earth, even intelligent ones. "How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?" Funes said. "Just as we consider earthly creatures as 'a brother,' and 'sister,' why should we not talk about an 'extraterrestrial brother'? It would still be part of creation." In the interview by the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, Funes said that such a notion "doesn't contradict our faith" because aliens would still be God's creatures. Ruling out the existence of aliens would be like "putting limits" on God's creative freedom, he said. The interview, headlined "The extraterrestrial i

This And That... A Special Note
A few little tid bits of information... When you join this train you are expected to give at least 1 gift to the person before you. Randomly, I will be gifting riders with blasts, blings, bling packs and tickers as I can afford them. A few other riders have also generously offered to do the same, so ya just never know when u will get a nice suprise. If you are in a giving mood please feel free to gift someone else on the passenger list, just because, random acts of kindness go a long way, people remember and help with what they can when they can... I read bulletins, I bomb and stash rate as well as randomly give out my 11's, not becuase I expect anything in return, although everything is appreciated, but becuase for me it's the right thing to do. Instead of gifting others with blasts and blings and such, I very well could have spent my $ on a happy hour for myself, instead I would rather see the results of kindness and acting unselfishly. So in that light please e

A Poem For Us
A Poem of Us by LateNiteFantasy© She would come inside If you only let her in; She could make your world glad Once you hear her sing. Her heart will be your home When you come to stay; She will drive away your pain And push away the rain. She would be your queen Her king then you will be; She will be the one to hold your hand When the lights go out dark. Will you take this ring My darling, And cross the ile with me; A whole new world you will see, If you will only walk with me.

Fu-angels Team 1 Lilmskriss Just Got Her Halo!
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? The CoCo Diva (SpritLeveler) CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ~?LiL ShAwTy?~ (*BUST IT BABY*) FU-ANGEL!

Off Topic Blog
This section I am dedicating to anything that hasn't been covered by the other sections, therefore something a little more light hearted. Still I'm interested in philosophical debate mostly. And I'm interested in getting back at a fellow who believes that because a man's actions and words do not correspond that he is in general error, or that that makes language itself flawed. Rarely could I imagine any language with the rigidity of mathematics. Alright, see there I go again. So that's what Zephyrs is about. It's edies in the wind, more just little musings, and things to talk about that are not really important. For instance this morning I have only a large wide open cup to put coffee in instead of my usual travel style mug, which I prefer since it's harder to spill coffee near the laptop.

New Sites Make It Easier To Spy On Your Friends
By VAUHINI VARA May 13, 2008; Page D1 If you are still relying on Google to snoop on your friends, you are behind the curve. Armed with new and established Web sites, people are uncovering surprising details about colleagues, lovers and strangers that often don't turn up in a simple Internet search. Though none of these sites can reveal anything that isn't already available publicly, they can make it much easier to find. And most of them are free. Zaba Inc.'s ZabaSearch.com turns up public records such as criminal history and birthdates. Spock Networks Inc.'s Spock.com and Wink Technologies Inc.'s Wink.com are "people-search engines" that specialize in digging up personal pages, such as social-networking profiles, buried deep in the Web. Spokeo.com is a search site operated by Spokeo Inc., a startup that lets users see what their friends are doing on other Web sites. Zillow Inc.'s Zillow.com estimates the value of people's homes, while the Huffington Post's Fundrace feature t

The Unknown Brother
Amidst the smoke and debris I hold a hand I cannot see. This hand I hold is a friend, not foe It is of my Brother, this hand I hold. I know not my Brother's name It does not matter, we are all the same. We fight together side by side We fight for honor and for pride. We are firefighters young and old We all live by the same code. Terror and fear fill our heads But we forge on, we are not dead. We will survive, we will prevail My Brother and I will not die in this Hell. I will hold my Brother's hand til the day my life ends For he does the same for me My Brother, My Friend.

Things That Touch So Deep It Hurts!
I received a message on MySpace from a total stranger. I never click on someone's profile before reading what they've wrote to me. For some reason today I did. The first thing I noticed when I got to this page was the blogs. Random Acts of Kindness was the title of one. I was drawn to it. I know that God works in mysterious ways. For if I'd read the message first, I would have never click on this gentlemans page. Here is what the blog said...... August 20, 2007 - Monday Random Acts of Kindness Random Acts of Kindness!!! I was watching a commercial the other night after getting home late....I watch too much TV, yes I know. The gest of the commercial was when we see other people performing a random act of kindness it encourages those who see it to respond in a like manner and assist others where we can. The funny thing is that about 20 years ago it was just part of life to be kind to others and help out where we could. In this day and time everyone is so busy worrying a

To Walk With A Hero
The halls were dark and full of smoke , One deep breath you would surely choke . You clinch your axe and prepare for the worst , All around you chemicals in drums that could possibly burst . The men cannot see in front of them not even an inch , With the smell of burnt plastic an unbarring stench . They have been trained well to notice breaks in the fire , So they move on ahead even though their bodies start to tire . As they search through the debris listening for yells and cries , With the heat so intense sweat drips in there eyes . Without hesitation, they go in to risk there own lives , With the support from there families, there children and wives . They will always be hero’s , Even the men that were lost , Because they do their job faithfully , and at any cost. To All The Brave FireFigthters Around The World , Forever In Our Hearts

New Contest
Ok Bad Girls ..This Is The New Contest..I'm Looking For The Sexiest Pic..MUST BE SFW Though...No NSFW Entries Will Be Accepted..1 Entry Per Bad Girl...Contest Will Be Starting As As I Get 5 Entries ..This Will Be A Most RATES Contest..So Get Those Entries In As Soon As Possible ...Winner Will Get A 3-Day Blast..Must Mention..Sarge's Bad Girls In The Blast...And It Will End On June 6th. ..So Let's See Those Entries.

Back
I got my internet back. Alot has happened here in my life. My daughter was raped, Tigers got hurt and was off work for almost 3 weeks. I have been depressed. I am going to start to kick some ass to get my points up to level. I am not letting no one hurt me doing this anymore. If some people can't understand my situation and wants to look down on me for not being on line cause of family issues then hey there is a delete button for you to remove my friendship and I dont care. I am here to have fun meet people and I am not anymore going to let anyone or groups hurt me anymore or be little me.

Rough Week Yes.... Indeed
So my week started out alright, Went to work came home rinse and repeat.Next thing I know I've put in my 40 hours in basically 2 1/2 days, My car is having its own issues and if I see one more earwig or spider-cricket I think I'm going to lose it. Well I decided to go fishing because hey I do that sometimes just to get away and relax. I go down to my friends pond and proceed to drag the boat to the water. I get all of my gear loaded and next thing I know an extremely pissed off water moccasin rolls up and says "fuck you" and bites me yeah.. good times. So I grab the snake still having its fangs in me (caught on my shoe) and break its neck. Inhumane maybe. Hey I love snakes nothing against them. My friend comes down from the house and sees me kinda hunched over grabs the car and takes me to the hospital with the dead snake. Apparently I was lucky, the snake barely scratched the tip of my skin with one fang. still delivering some venom but not nearly what it could have been. So after som

Aphrodite
Wich Greek God Is Your Parent? (with pics)created with QuizFarm.com You scored as Your mother is AphroditeYour mother is Aphrodite! She is the god of love! She is good looking and she seduces many. Then your probably good looking too and you can often have any girl or guy that you want to. Around you it seems like an aura that makes other go crazy about you. But you often want more lovers and can have too many boyfriends or girlfriends and that's not to good, think about that. Your father is Poseidon 100%Your mother is Aphrodite 100%Your father is Apollo 83%Your mother is Hera 83%Your father is Dionysus 67%Your mother is Athena 50%Your father is Atlas 33%Your father is Zeus 33%Yo

Slow Dancing With My Papabear :x( I'll Repost This A Millions Times If Need Be)
OUR wedding song.. never knew such a day could come And I never knew such a love Could be inside of one And I never knew what my life was for But now that you're here I know for sure I never knew till I looked in your eyes I was incomplete till the day you walked into my life And I never knew that my heart could feel So precious and pure One love so real Can I just see you every morning when I open my eyes Can I just feel your heart beating beside me Every night Can we just feel this way together Till the end of all time Can I just spend my life with you Now baby the days and the weeks And the years will roll by But nothing will change the love inside Of you and I And baby I'll never find any words That could explain Just how much my heart my life My soul you've changed Can you run to these open arms When no one else understands Can we tell God and the whole world I'm your woman, and you're my man Can't you just feel how muc

It's Finally Over
I just got back from court, and the nightmare that started almost 5 years ago is finally over, and I'm legally divorced. I'm so happy to be rid of that worthless piece of s*%t that I could dance for joy!

Risks Ad Rewards
A short column here, I will devote to the idea of hardball politics, and legislature. One main difference that I do make a fine distinction about is the difference between having the freedom to choose, and being endowed with the education, and in intelligence to choose rationally, and being convinced to choose. I'll elaborate on the latter. When I say convinced to choose, what I mean is that there is a species of political thought that uses means of persuasion, and force to accomplish their ends. Consider the high taxes placed on alcohol and tabacco. Still what have these accomplished? Ethics by taxation is a modern way of pretending to curb bad behavior by increasing the cost that it requires to partake of that bad behavior. In the end, I don't think it really stops people from doing something so much as it increases the amount of taxes. The very idea of taxing people is to pay for and run a government and armed military. However these behaviorally coded taxes, are they

Friends Or Haters
IT IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING HOW PEOPLE CALL THEMSELVES YOUR FRIENDS BUT AS SOON A YOU START TO HAVE A PERSONAL LIFE THEY CHANGE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THESE SO CALL FRIENDS THINK BUT FUBAR IS NOT MY LIFE. IF PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE YOUR FRIEND THEN WHAT DOES IT MATTER WHO YOUR DATING OR ENGAGED TO. IF PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE YOUR FRIEND THEN THEY SHOULD RESPECT THE DECISIONS YOU MAKE IN YOUR LIFE EVEN IF THEY DON'T AGREE WITH THEM. BUT PEOPLE HAVE TO ACT LIKE THEY ARE STILL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL WHEN THEY ARE GROWN ADULTS. IF PEOPLE ARE YOUR FRIENDS THEN THEY SHOULD STICK TO THEIR WORD AND ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY SAY. INSTEAD THEY ACT LIKE PUNK BITCHES AND LEAVE BECAUSE OF A DECISION SOMEONE MADE IN THEIR PERSONAL LIFE. I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOU WANTED THE PUSSY BUT THE PUSSY DIDN'T WANT YOU. YOU CAN TELL PEOPLE THAT THERE ARE OTHER REASON AND TRY TO HAVE THOSE PEOPLE HATE ME. I SAY LET THE HATERS HATE. THAT JUST MEANS THAT I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT. AND ALL THOSE TWO FACE FUCKING PEOPLE CAN THIN

Untilted !
Ever feel like you just don`t matter anymore, disgraced myself once again and feeling like a whore. I ask my shadow on the ground why you are here, always there to help take away the fear. Alone in my own head such a horrible place to be, so many bad places and people that I see. Jumbled up thoughts and words scattered my brain, and today all I do is pray for rain. Serenity and tranquility go hand in hand, or am I just an undeserving, insecure man. Outside I have shut down all emotions, inside my feelings are beyond all proportions. Another sleepless night but yet I am wide awake, life in general is a game of give and take. I am always my worst enemy, but thats just always been me.

Things Are Looking Up
Hello all, Some more good news for a change, I was FINALLY able to get my cast off yesterday on my arm, and wow does that feel sooooooo much better than before. They have me in a removable splint that he wants me to wear for two more weeks, and slowly start to take it off and gradually start to use my arm/wrist again and occasionally take it off and gently begin to move the wrist around to get the bones moving/joints to loosten up again and see him again next month for final x-rays, unfortunatly I wont have cobra insurance next month but will hopefully have a job by then with benifits so I can get the last exam done to make sure everything is healed up ok but so far he is still amazed at my progress and rest of bones healing up way ahead of what they originally thought. I still have eye doctors appt and plastics/ct scan yet to do this month, the eye dr should be able to determin the progression of the Best's Disease and the CT/Plastic surgeon should be able to determine if my do

....
i ve come to realize about life.. what is an egg? is it living? is it non-living? or just a cell being sustained by its own environment? we all start out as a seed, developed with our own lives..set out to do what? recreate whats already been set before us? no...we all lead our own lives hoping to do our best..whatever that is.. Hoping that whatever life we lead our own offspring do not follow in our own paths and lead their own lives. Setting down their paths hopefully positively set by our own advice. determining whether it was worth it or not. We all start of rejoicing on whatever happiness becomes of our own lives, but yet we all mourn during the sad, and depressing times. we find what makes us happy and try and stick with it. One thing they have in common with each other...is that we all mourn or rejoice in groups. Our family is what helps us in each...happiness and sadness...either keeping us happy or enduring sadness with us. The benefits of having a large fa

Sneezing
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more. Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again. As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more than before. Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'I couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shuddered violently. Are you ok?' 'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.' The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. 'I have never

All Your Lies
Pay attention, pay attention, pay attention please He who lusts through life for excess of this world dies a lonely man, careless of his soul throwing caution to the wind with foolish ignorance you're full of pride (full of pride) full of pride and in arrogance you can't accept the nearing end of this short lived life Smile and give a toast, brag and boast fool the world with all of your lies the parasite's host never even knows pull the wool over our eyes Walk the line and pay the price a pound of flesh for paradise wear the wounds of your demise Fail to mention your intentions, fail to mention why the actions of your life contradict your words the path in which you walk is a vice of no remorse washing conscience from the skin, claiming innocence ignore the signs Smile and give a toast, brag and boast fool the world with all of your lies the parasite's host never even knows pull the wool over our eyes Walk the line and pay the price a pound of flesh fo

Final Day Am 4000 Behind I Need Bombers
I really need all the help I can get. Before cleaning my computer this morning I checked and was like 4000 behind maybe a little more or just a little less. Any help given will be appreciated. Thanks. Contest ends at 5 pm CT tonight

Annonymous
"What do you see, nurse, what do you see? What are you thinking when you look at me? ~A crabby old man, not very wise, Uncertain of habit with far away eyes, Who dribbles her food and makes no reply When you say in a loud voice-"I do wish you'd try." Who seems not to notice the things that you do And forever is losing stockings or shoes, Who, resisting or not, lets you do as you will With bathing and feeding, the long day to fill. Is that what you're thinking, is that what you see? Then open your eyes, nurse. You're not looking at me. I'll tell you who i am as i sit here so still. As i move at your bidding, eat at your will, I'm a small child of ten with a father and mother Brothers and sisters who love one another; A young boy of sixteen with wings on her feet. Dreaming that soon now a lover he'll meet; A groom now at twenty, my heart gives a leap, Remembering the vows that i promised to keep; At twenty-five now i have young of my own Who need me to build a secure

Only In America
Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ........do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ........do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America! .......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ........do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ........do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVERWONDER .... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you

True Friend
¢ÀIRISH-LASSY¢ÀWIFE TO¢À IRISHMAN¢À@ fubar Irish Lassy does everything to help others and never asks for anything in return. She is constantly making skins and rating and commenting. So lets all give back to her what she has given us, lets show her some love. Rate, Add, Fan her. Rate all her pics and stash. She deserves it!!!

Its Almost Been A Year
Monday it will be a year that Curt killed himself. It has been a trying and tough year, not only for my son, but for me as well. I have to help my son through this he cried himself to sleep last night because he realized its been a year, to me it seems like its been a lot longer than a year, why I don't know, but it seems like he has been gone forever. The ex wench who got married only a few weeks after Curt died, is getting a divorce, she used him like she used Curt, they are now moving to Pennsylvania, Brandon, will never see his other brother and sister again. She has made it clear she will not allow the children to come back and visit! What a bitch she is! Well I dunno, Monday will surely be a hard day for both my son and I. Brandon has already asked me to take him to where his dad is buried so that we can leave him flowers and so that Brandon can talk to him. I think now it has finally sunk in that his daddy is dead and never coming back. He is very angry at him which

Idk Read N Find Out
did she ever really love me or was it all just a game. now i sit here feeling all this pain all over again , i was told you loved me and wouldnt do me the same. well seems to me like you did me the same except you weren't in it for the fame n shit like she was you were just in it for the head games but truth is i still fuckin love you in the end.

I'm Moving
Hey Guys I'm Moving. Just wanted to let you know that in the next week I may not be on here as much as normal. I have to pack for the next week and then move into my new apartment Memorial day weekend. So around memorial day I won't have internet for awhile. Please know I love you all and you are always in my thoughts. Everything should be back to normal in a few weeks. Everyone take care and stay in touch anyway i will catch up as soon as I can Love Ya Carla

Come Join The Best Team Around The Dream Team
tr> We Are Seeking A Few Good Men & Women To Join Us...So If You Have Team Spirit And Would Love To Make Some Great Friends Come Check Us Out "All" Is Welcome! AKA MRS.T Team Leader Big Poppa Team Assistant

Dream Team Lokking For Players Look Here
tr> We Are Seeking A Few Good Men & Women To Join Us...So If You Have Team Spirit And Would Love To Make Some Great Friends Come Check Us Out "All" Is Welcome! AKA MRS.T Team Leader Big Poppa Team Assistant

Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...
1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.

Unconditional Love
I've been up since about 3:10 this morning...I was woken by my daughter crying...And the sound that is made when your in the tub with no water...I jump out of bed and race to the bathroom to find my 13 yr old sitting in a tub with no water and wet...I asked her frantically what was wrong...and she told me she could not move...Her legs won't work...I could see that she was shivering...I wrapped a towel around her and picked her up and carried her back to her bed...She was burning up...I've did the only thing I could do and that is give her some tylenol..hoping that her temp comes down...I lay with her for about 30 minutes...Listening to her breath...Holding on to her...Now...just checking her every 15 minutes to make sure that she is doing ok...She's sleeping good now... It's quiet...I've sat on the couch with the lights off for the past few hours...Worried of course...Praying that what happened to her this summer at her dads isn't what is happening now...I've decided that if she isn

♥ Pimpin Out My Fu-owner/fu-bro - Show Him That Fu-luvin Please♥
PIMP OUT FOR MY FU-OWNER AND FU-BRO, YA'LL GO SHOW HIM THAT FU FU LOVE AND LOTZ OF IT! HE'S A REALLY GREAT GUY!!LUBZ YA BRO!! JOHNJOHN ----HEAD MANAGER@ SWEETWATERS LOUNGE - OWNER OF JADE@ fubar THANX ALL.........JADE ~*JADE*~*~ OWNER/DJ OF SWEETWATERS & THE PIT OF HELLS FURY*~OWNED BY JOHN*@ fubar

For Our Men And Women
This is great.Will you give this to my Daddy?As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support'Red Fridays.'Last week I was in Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnesse done of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. A s they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone)was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families. Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just

Spring Cleaning
I just went through my Friends list a dropped a bunch of people. I just get fed up sometimes when my list gets cluttered up with a bunch of people that don't talk! I am here for friends. Granted, I get caught up in the points races sometimes, but that is not the primary reason I am here. What's the point of having hundreds or thousands of "friends" if you only have a handful that actually talk to you? If you actually talk, feel free to friend me. But don't act all shocked if, after I don't hear from you for months, you get deleted. I'm really not a bitch, but I am a human being and just want to be treated like one.

Peace Sells
What do you mean I don't believe in God? Talk to him every day What do you mean I don't support your system? I go to court when I have to What do you mean I can't get to work on time? Got nothing better to do What do you mean I don't pay my bills? Why do you think I'm broke? Huh? If there's a new way I'll be the first in line But, it better work this time What do you mean I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you had any feelings What do you mean I ain't kind? Just not your kind What do you mean I couldn't be President Of the United States of America? Tell me something, it's still 'We the people', right? If there's a new way I'll be the first in line But, it better work this time Can you put a price on peace? Peace, peace sells, peace, peace sells Peace sells, but who's buying? Peace sells, but who's buying? No, no, no, no, no! Peace sells Peace sells

Got A Total Of Six New Member Show Love!
corpsecollector and the dream team@ fubar Et Sipper ~Married to DJ SHUNSHYNE~@ fubar MS.CHOCOLATE ON 5/12/08 Chocolat-T- Owned by King Domino- Dream Team Member- Come Get Sum@ fubar STRAWBERRYSHORTCAKE ~strawberryshortcake~@ fubar B3@uT!FUllY BROk3N/Greeter@Club Paradize/ Dream Team Member/R/L&Fu/Gf to Dj Twiztid joker@ fubar GOT NEW ONE TODAY countrysissy**underworld levelers **@ fubar PLEASE SHOW LOVE AND ALL TEAM MEMBERS SHOW HOW THE DREAM TEAM DO THE DAM THANG

Life
I love the way trhings are going in my life right now, I have had nothing but good happen lately. It's great. My job is good and I ove what I do. I work six days a week and my schedule revolves around my life it is just a beautiful thing

Alittle More On Me
Its a pleasure to have you stop by my page... with that said...I'm a Bama girl. I have lived here all my life... I am a very outgoing person... I love to explore life and have a blast while doing it... I love to laugh... and make others laugh... I believe in the concept live everyday to the fullest... because you truely only live once... That's the way I live my life... to the fullest... to the very fullest... I have had my share of ups and downs but I've learned along the way... that life is life... and if you choose to sit around and worry... then it will overcome you... and I have not and will not let it overcome me... I love my life... and my loved ones... I have long life friends whom I absolutely adore... and I choose to live happy... I have two gorgeous children that are godsend... I couldnt have asked for better kiddos... I'm divorced and single. I am not looking or should I say "searching" for that special someone. I have decided to quit the search and let him find me. I give

Bead Auction
Over the past week or so I've had several inquiries from people about what it would take to get the big set of beads from me. So I'm putting a twist on a fubar tradition and putting them and a box of approximately 40 more smaller beads up for auction. In 1 week (May 21) the best offer gets all of the beads shipped to them. So if you're interested, send me a message with your best offer. How is this different from other fubar auctions you may ask? Well I'm not going to base this on who has the most fubucks to offer, a hh, a blast, vip, etc. Be creative in your offer. These are mardi gras beads, all earned. :) After a few days, I'll pass along to the highest bidders what the best offer is so everyone gets a fair shot at winning. Good luck to all. :)

Embedding Codes
What Embed code does is simply embed a pic or document with a .WAV file.. cam be a nice little addition to your bulletins, or ever blogs!!!NOTEYou DO NOT have to embed a pic, as long as you have the embed code it self the sound will still play, you can embed the words, ... an image... what ever is in the "main text"HERES THE CODE*NOTE**If on Internet Explorer Requires Windows Media plug-In in order to hear it*All you need to do is change the picture code in the which is in the middle of the codeand simply look at the SRC="" and look at the sites below for .WAV files and supplement the codes in the srcSINCE I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT EASIER FOR YOU, IF YOU KNOW OF NAY OTHER GREAT .WAV SITES PLEASE COMMENT HERE AND I WILL CHECK IT OUT AND ADD IT TO THE LISTRandom .WAV Files..Movie WAVsTop 50 WAV siteshttp://deathtoall12.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/tearsforfearsmadworld.mp3Embed file for Mad World~tears for fearRandome Wav Fileshttp://www.wavlist.com/

My Heart Belongs To You (by:latenitefantasy To His Lady)
If I turned into a Goddess, I’d come back to earth And kneel before her flowing skirt of wine, Asking if she’d like to slow dance on the water or if she’d prefer to go skinny dipping in the clouds… If she chose the dance, I’d turn the lake water into sapphire velour- Our soles sliding over the softness, the daylight reflecting off the blue, and back into her deep brown eyes. And if she chose the later, We’d float amongst the dreams of children, Our relentless passion burning diamonds into the atmosphere, a million tiny prisms, hovering around our forms, creating echos of light, translucent rainbows on our pale flesh. When she became weary, I’d take her into my arms, lying her down on the tender fluff, I’d cover her with sheets of sunlight Sealed with the gentle roar of distant thunder and hold her until the dawn… until I choose the dawn to come.

Re: Complete Media Lockdown On Athens Bilderberg Meeting?
RE: Complete Media Lockdown On Athens Bilderberg Meeting? ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 13 May 2008, 18:17 Complete Media Lockdown On Athens Bilderberg Meeting? A sole report from a small greek media outlet indicates that the annual Bilderberg meeting took place undetected over the weekend in Athens, Greece amidst a complete media lockdown. However, veteran Bilderberg investigator Jim Tucker has suggested this report may be a ruse to deflect attention away from the group who could actually be meeting this coming weekend. http://infowars. net/articles/may2008/130508Bilderberg. htm

The Boat Story
There were two identical twin brothers by the name of Jones. John was married but Joe, the other brother, was single and the owner of a small dilapidated boat. It happened that the same day that John's wife died, Joe's boat sank. A kind old lady met Joe on the street and, mistaking him for his brother John, said, "Oh, Mr. Jones, I'm sorry to hear of your great loss. You must feel terrible." Joe said, "Well, I'm not a bit sorry. She was rotten from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up; she smelled of old fish even from the first time I got on her. She made water faster than anything I ever saw. She had a bad hole in the front, and a big crack in the back. The hole kept getting bigger every time I used her. It got so I could handle her all right, but when anyone else used her, she leaked all over the place. "What finished her, though, was four guys from the other side of town came over looking for a good time. They asked if they could use her and I rented her, but warned them

Times In Your Life
There comes a time in everyone's life when you reflect on the good things you have done for others...the impact you have on people and what kind of legacy, if any, you plan on leaving behind. There are those moments when you truly discover what means the most to you in your life. In these few and far in between moments you want to shout to the world "I get it!" Those moments when you feel so overwhelmingly blessed that you have a family that loves you, friends that adore you, air in your lungs and dreams that will become a for sure reality someday. It's at this very moment that I know it's harder for people to accept you if you are a success. I understand it - I've been on both sides - a complete success and a complete failure. It's all in the attitude you hold when you are on each end I guess. I'm living by what's in my heart at each moment in my life. I'm not afraid of who I am and certainly proud of how God created me... in his own image. I'm trying to live up to His expectations. I

From Terry To Katherine (love This)
I feel your love and it echoes inside my Heart I kiss you with my mind, my soul, my heart- I do love you, and tears fall when I audibly confess in the darkness soaking your soft skin as I lean in for another kiss. MyCartopia.com Click here to get one

Grrrrr!!!!
I have been mulling this one over for days even a weeks now and I still can't stop feeling hurt. You know I have been Married 16years now as of May 2nd and that idiot didn't even buy me a card for our Anniversary. didnt even pick me a flower, I mean he did nothing. Not that I wanted him to spend a butt load of money or anything but I dont think it was to much to think I would get a card or was it? I made sure I got him a card and I bought him some damn saw thing he wanted. Then to top it off I told him to go hunting cause it is his thing to do. Then here comes Mothers day right. Again I didnt even get a card, he didnt even take the kids out to get me something small. my youngest daughter was upset that she didnt get to go to the store and buy me a card, she was mad at her daddy for not taking her. I tried calm her down I told her I would take her to the store and she cried mommy that just not right you cant be there when i pick it out. I felt so bad for her , I told her she didnt

A New Thing That Could Make Babie Feel Like Pavlovs Rats
I just caught a glimpse of a new invention by someone who thought this would be less traumatizing to infants and those who need to have their temperature taken…ah…well……shoot the song backfield in motion comes to mind… From Nickelodeon merchandising has come a Sponge bob Square pants Musical Rectal Thermometer (which plays the Sponge bob theme that (the designer apparently imagines) makes the temperature-taking process less unpleasant). [CartoonBrew.com, 2-19-08] Ok, either this is the undone research where as to why some men turn gay…or this is an outright attack of the very fabric of childhood and their plight to have cheaper toys…so of the Kitchen type…Let me tell you from my point of view…music or not someone is not going to be a happy camper… Good Morning! Oh and sticking Sponge Bob and his musical attributes up where the sun don’t shine is like saying good morning sarcastically. Who in their right mind invents these things? Wow…nothing like getting a bug eyed response from a

Love Comapred To Nature
love compared to nature I want to kiss you like the morning dew kisses a rose and like the sunset kisses the horizon. I want my love to run through your veins like a glissening brook flows through the mountains. I want you to long for me like a thristy deer is for water when Im not near. I want you to feel whole with me like the stars and moon is to the universe. I want your love to grow for me like a strom grows out over the ocean. I want you to need me like a flower needs sun and water to grow. I want our love to be as beautiful as a rainbow in the sky after a summer rain. I want you to love me forever like a mother will always love her child.

When I Gave You My Heart
when i gave my heart to you i never knew you would ebd up taking it with you when you left me. where my heart once was there is only a empty hole. there been days that i could do nothing but cry and wonder what it was i did wrong. there has been days that i blamed myself for not being all you needed me to be. it feels i have wasted my life trying to find something that could never be. i feel my soul still crying out for you even when im not crying on the outside. my soul still cries out for you on lonely nights like tonight. i wonder is i will ever be as happy as you are now.

Scroll Menu Code
This is simply a basic scroll box... as is.. just replace the minor writing in the middle and you are good to go!!Here Is the basic code Using this code you simply have to edit the length and height of the box to tell it how big, or small you want it You can write what ever you want!! WOOT here is the code You can write what ever you want!! WOOT This is a simple Scroll Menu with no borderWhat it is, is basically combines the scroll menu code with the table code to to do the following stuff here Here is the code stuff hereLike when using a BG code you can also use pictures from photobucket or any other photo storing sites and add a background to your scroll bar!! come on get creative with it Aww look i have a BG now haha heres is the codeAww look i have a BG now hahaThis is to use a color BG using the specific color code of that particular color... in this particular one i used #330066 but you can find a complete of em here True color chart

She Needs A Ten
okay all my friends i am in this rev rates contest and was leading til last night. so what i need from you is to rate the person below a BIG 10 or the even BIGGER 11. if you do and want some buxs for it pm me and i will send you 500.. tytyty

Bulletin Background Codes ~easy To Read~
people were asking me"WHERE DOES THE WRITING IN CODE GOES"so below are the Bulletin Background Codes, just look for "WRITING GOES HERE" in the code so you know exactly where to put the writing ... here goes...Same as beforeJUST SUPPLEMENT PICTURE URL WITH YOUR OWNShould be attempted by anyone with knowledge of basic table codesBG=BackgroundJust the BGLooks like a thin line but will show up large enough to act as a BG for your entire bulletinWRITING GOES HEREWRITING GOES HEREBG with Border WRITING GOES HERE WRITING GOES HEREThe BG with 2 borders

No Matter How Hard I Try
it seems....yet again that no matter how hard i try i go and fuck shit up and i think....no i know that i and fuckin tired of all the bs that comes with life...the hardships such as disappointment...betrail...so called romance...the one night stand that you feel like you need jus to have a lil self confidence in oder to quote, unquote "feel good bout urself" or thats how it seems like sometimes yea i kno that im jus ranting and raving but GD no one else wil take the time to listen to me and what kind of fucked up problems that im goin through at the moment and i =m sure that no one reads this shuit anyway so y bother...idk mabey it has to do with the fact that im gettin it off my chest so to speak but anyway like i was saying that i feel like its jus one fuck up right after another no matter how good things seems to be goin there is always some bad experiance that will come along and fuck it up weither its external or i do it my damn self and the latter is the one im talkin bout

School -- 1957 Vs. 2007
SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2007 Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2007 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1957 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School

Basic Font Alteration Codes
SIZE CODE word SIZES 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Bold Writing in bold To write in bold you simple have to put your writing in between these two codes Italic writing in italic Like in bold to write in italic you only have to put your writing between these two codes Underline is rather simple writing underlined Like the previous two simple put the writing between this code and yes you can put all three codes in one will look like this Writing in all three. COLORS CODE words RED YELLOW ORANGE BLUE PURPLE PINK GRAY GREEN words For specific colors use the code above and heres the site with the color exact code COLOR TABLE FONT MODs CODE words YOU CAN TRY ANY FONT YOU WANT HERES EXAMPLES OF A FEW PLAYBILL GEORGIA ARIAL CHILLER GARAMOND ANDY IMPACT COURIER MODERN GIGI normal garamondnormal garamond boldnormal garamondboldnormal garamondbold in boldBlackadder ITCBlackadder ITC b733-decopristinaImprint

Underground
My head is pounding I can't stop the pounding I think it is going to explode and kill everybody who's in close proximity to the place I call my home and they'll make a moving made for tv movie for Life Time all about my life that ends with an epitaph one that will make you laugh that says "great mom okay wife" and it'll be funny to the people who know me who know if my body's not burned my soul will spend an eternity in misery tethered and bound to this earth so I'm not a dick or a stick in the mud always ruining things for my friends I mustn't forget when I see the sun set that tomorrow it will rise again so I tattoo instructions on my ass that say "don't ever put this body in a casket burn it and put the ashes in a basket and throw them in the Puget Sound I don't ever want to be under ground" oh no, oh no I'm wearing size thirteen basketball shoes and laugh at your fishnets I'm freaked out and ------ up and I'm standing alone in an alley with you wanting to

Wednesday Opie And Anthony Links: Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Boobs On Paltalk And Ratemywow, Judah Friedlander, Robert Kelly, Animation Festival And
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Jim Norton teach you poker - online now!) Happy Whip 'em Out Wednesday, especially to the Fine Ass Ladies of Paltalk, who, judging from the amount of time they spend NAKED ON THEIR WEBCAMS, have no problem being oogled and objectified. (log in and check out the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room to see them now!) Today on the fun-tastic world of Opie and Anthony, we'll be chatting with an up-and-coming Comedian, Mr Robert Kelly. We hear he's got a joke about having sexual relations with a sink...sounds like a hoot! Also joining the program is another young upstart, Mr. Judah Friedlander, so this should be a real hoot! Bob Kelly has farts that smell like battery acid... AND he's got a new CD! Robert Kelly's new CD/DVD release Just The Tip is on sale NOW, so let's all show him some love! Click the pic to order it now!

Futility V.1.0
It was just a moment Fleeting Ephemeral Transitory Devoid of significance But it was that moment Common Trivial Succinct That refuses to depart We were mid conversation About business About school I wanted you I was mid realization With visions With sensations I wanted you I was mid contemplation No impetus No provocation I wanted you But it was all wrong You aren’t my lover You aren’t a friend Just an acquaintance Who I wanted For an hour Maybe two While together Who I couldn’t Out of modesty While in love With another Who I took In my bed And bathing While alone So tell me, Is it hormones that make the whore moan?

Revenge Is Sweet
So on the day of March 12th I was at work. Game Crazy 7th ave and Bell-- Around the time of 4:00 we began getting phone calls from a group of friends asking if we had the game Battle Toads. About 6th months ago a nation wide joke was to be played on Game Stop to show their lack of game knowledge. People around the states called in and asked for the game listed above. What was supposed to happen was the employee that picked up was supposed to look up the game in the computer and see that it wasn't in there-- As it wouldn't due to the fact it was on the regular Nintendo. Anyways-- The group of friends decided to call our store for a good three hours non stop asking for Battle Toads. We had to unplug the line due to it. This morning we got more calls-- But they made one mistake. They forgot to block the number =DDD 516-661-0353 Tomorrow-- All day-- Any time-Whenever you get bored you are to call that number and ask for the game Battle Toads. Re post this to all your

Excuse Me A Few
Excuse Me a Few By: April Terry Excuse me a few, While I admire you. I just can’t help, But to watch you times. Your eyes are always, So full of love. Your smile’s so big, It brightens my day. Every movement, Done with such poise I just can’t help, But to sit and stare. When I was younger, I’d always hoped. That one day, I’d find the one. But never in all my life, Did I think I would. Now that I have you, I can’t do without. Who would of thought, I could love this much? Surly not I, But I am glad. Excuse me a few, While I fall all over. What can I say, You have such charm. Every time I see you, I fall over again. Head over hills, Just for you love. You spin my world, Round and round. You add meaning, Where it lacked before. When I was younger, I wanted my own family. And since I’ve found you, That’s just what I have. I always dreamt of arms, I couldn’t live without. And a touch, I just can’t get enough of. And love that purer, The

Weekend Car Trip
Weekend Car Trip by BlueWolf© Friday’s freedom Country roads Places never seen Endless cornfields Village squares Nothing in between Hotdogs, French fries Busy streets Small town on the shore Picnic tables Cherry wine Quaint, eclectic stores Chilly water Whipping wind Footprints in the sand Matching bracelets Tide soaked jeans Walking hand in hand Sunday sunset Headed home Zeal and money spent Pictures, love and Memories made Happy, tired, content................

Staff Rules And Requierments
EnForcers The primary role of the enforcer is to keep the peace in the lounge by taking any measures necessary to do so. You must be able to set your friendships aside and not afraid of confrontation. You will also need to have the ability to not get yourself worked up also, keep a cool head and respond appropriately. When two people have a disagreement and it keeps going, next thing you know you have a lounge full of angry members…..AVOID THIS!! Steps to Take to stop an argument or drama that might happen: 1. Give one warning in the lounge to stop the argument or drama, state that if it continues further action will be taken against all people involved. 2. Silence the person that is keeping the issue going. After you have silenced them, state in the lounge that they have been silenced for one hour and once they are no longed silenced if they continue they will be ejected. 3. If silencing does not work, then eject the person. 4. Ban the person – absolute

Part 3
The Life Path is the sum of the birth date. This number represents who you are at birth and the native traits that you will carry with you through life. The most important number that will be discussed here is your Life Path number. The Life Path describes the nature of this journey through life. The Life Path number is established from the date of birth. First, add the Month, day, and year together to arrive at a total. Next, reduce this four digit number to a single digit. Example: If a person was born on October 23, 1972 (10-23-1972*), add the month 10 to the day 23 plus the the year 1972 arriving at a total of 2005. Then add the digits in 2005 arriving at the Life Path number 7. The "master numbers, " 11, 22, and 33, have been incorporated within the corresponding single digit number readings. See addition comments about master numbers. If you choose to consider the master numbers, you can stop reducing the compound numbers when you arrive at the master numbers, 11

Part 2
17 January 1981 Your date of conception was on or about 26 April 1980 which was a Saturday. You were born on a Saturday under the astrological sign Capricorn. Your Life path number is 1. Your fortune cookie reads: A member of your family will soon do something that will make you proud. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 9. You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 8. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 6, 11 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2444621.5. The golden number for 1981 is 6. The epact number for 1981 is 24. The year 1981 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/16/1980 and ending 2/4/1981. You were born in the Chinese year of the Monkey. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Goose; your plant is Bramble. You

Part 1
You entered: christopher jacob rikli There are 21 letters in your name. Those 21 letters total to 112 There are 7 vowels and 14 consonants in your name. What your first name means:Shakespearean Male 'King Richard III' Christopher Urswick, a priest. 'The Taming of the Shrew' Christopher Sly, a tinker. Latin Male With Christ inside. Greek Male From the Greek word meaning carrier of Christ, Famous bearer: St Christopher, patron Saint of travellers, is believed to have carried the Christ-child across a river. English Male He who holds Christ in his heart. Famous Bearers: actors Christopher Plummer and Christopher Walken; explorer Christopher Columbus. Your number is: 4 The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth. The expression or destiny for #4: Order, service, and management are the cornerstones of the number 4 Expression. Your destiny is to express wonderful organization skills with your ever practical,

Rules Of Lounge
The New Rules ------------------------ 1.WHAT HAPPENS IN THE LOUNGE STAYS IN THE LOUNGE! IF YOU ARE ASKED BY ANYONE OUTSIDE OF THE Lounge, WHAT HAPPENS IN HERE, ITS NUNYA....NONE YA BUSINESS! 2. SHOW RESPECT TO ALL WHO ARE IN HERE! ANY NAME CALLING, BAD MOUTHING, WHAT HAVE YOU WILL *NOT* BE TOLERATED AND IT CAN BE A POSSIBLE INSTANT BANNING! 3.NO DRAMA OF ANY KIND IS WANTED OR NEEDED SO PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOUR SELF ANY PERSONAL BUSINESS KEEP IT IN SHOUT BOX AND YAHOO OR ANY WERE ELSE BUT THE LOUNGE! 4.NO LINK DROPING IN LOUNGE,OTHER THEN BY LOUNGE STAFF AND PROMOTERS,OR BY PERMISSION BYOWNER OR KEY PERSONAL OF LOUNGE! 5.NO WEAPONES OR DRUG TALK AND CHATTER OF ANY KIND IS PERMITTED IN LOUNGE! 6.No DISSRESPECTING OR BASHINHG OF LOUNGES OR MUSIC IN OUR LOUNGE! 7.ANY ONE WHO HAS A PROFILE IN OUR LOUNGE THAT LOOK OR ACTS LIKE THEY ARE UNDERAGE USSERS OR TO YOUNG

True Love, To Go.
I lit a candle today. To hold against... it's all been said before. Except this time, I put it against my soft, unwanted skin. In a dark room, warmed by a single bulb against the wall. Shining benevolence on overdue bills, and seared skin. Pictures, devoid of smiles, bearing a tiny chain burdened with a story. Do you wear it as a fond memento of a beloved? Or a proud trophy over the conquered? Why don't you throw the damn thing in the lake! How dare you leave that around your neck! HARLOT! WHORE! DECEIVER! TOSS IT ASIDE LIKE YOU DID ME! LIKE YOU SHOULD! JUST LIKE I DESERVE! RIGHT? Like you deserve to remember me as I really was. Why would you want to anyway. Isn't it obvious, after everything you put me through after how you... that.. that you just don't deserve to. Why do you get to remember? Why would you want to. My family hates you. I hate you. Probably for the right reasons. Why couldn't you just stay my possession, my obsession. Why cou

Sp Tix/pay Day
Alright so today has been a good day, I got my credit card bill, which was so LOW WOOT, and I got my Simple Plan Tix tin the mail, AHHH I'm so excited. Ontop of that I got paid Tuesday woot woot. I also was going through some cards I saved, and I found one from my mom on my 16th or 18th birthday which said, inside, Once upon a time, a very special wish came true- And life was blessed forever with the one and only you. Then she wrote in the back of the card EVerything I have ever done in my life, raising a wonderful daughter like you, is one of the things of which I'm most proud. And If I never accomplish at all, I will still look at the special caring person. Good Luck on the future. I will love you forever. Mom. (When I read that I cried really badly, it was soo sweet). My mom can't write in English very well, so which is why it doesn't make some what of sense but you get the picture.

Raising A Unicorn
Raising a Unicorn Jola and Uni were so much in love with their new baby, in human form she had light skin like her father, but her mother’s features, the beautiful dark eyes, the same soft black hair, and her mother’s ever present beautiful smile, in unicorn form she was a piebald, black and white, but just as lovely to them. They couldn’t have been happier, but a unicorn baby was more than a handful to raise in a human city. She had eaten all of hr Grandmother’s flowers, been to the toilet in her Grandfather’s slippers, and Jola had laughed so hard when she saw his face as he slipped his feet into his slippers in the morning. It had taken him a few seconds to realise what had happened, before his face had screwed up as only humans could do when they stepped in something bad, but then he had gone looking for Kasandra, and with her on his lap, explained that it was not nice to do that in his slippers, but she had looked him straight in the eyes and given him the biggest, lo

Men
I have been dating for about 2 yrs now and the men or shall i say boys I have come across have been needy, insecure, sensitive, drunks or just plain pathetic. Aren't I supposed to be the one to ask If you think I am attracted or be ms sensitive I mean its nice to have a sensitive guy but when he starts acting a lil too sensitive theres something wrong. I came across another that just wanted to be joined at the hip wanted me to move in in the first week and every phonecall I got was What are you doing?, where are you?, and who are you with? Ummmmm (looks at hands) I did not know I was married and even if I was you do not need to know EVERY step I take or whether or not I am really taking a shit in the bathroom.. Excuse my expression. I just want something simple no drama no questioning like a detective, If I didnt give you a reason for you to think I am cheating Why accuse me of it? Just because your ex's cheated and treated you like shit does not mean I am going to be the

Frozen Heart
Frozen Heart In dark, the moon will rise and stand this day. My heart will feel the pull of rest and sleep, and silver light will wrap the pain in grey, to paint my soul in cold and freeze the sea. The sun will stay below the frozen grief. In icy waves in still repose, love lies in silent sleep beneath the frozen deep and moon's resplendant streams shine down in spies. With careful watch, they wait for life to rise. They wait to run the day the sun returns, bestillen silver streams, in quiet lie, to care and nurture love, in sleep it yearns til day it breaks and sets the sun to flight and sea will move and love returns to life.

Sex Addict
my boyfriend claims i'm a sex addict, which i agree, but he said an addiction is not a problem until it interferes with your daily life. does it affect my life, i ask myself. well, i'm topless on fubar for all who add me to see, and sex is my main hobby. my boyfriend is generous enough to give me autonomy (as long as i ask first). so yes, it affects my life. interfere? well, i do my job, clean my appartment, write, read...i don't know. i'm just babbling because i can't sleep and i wanted to write a new blog and this is what is on my mind.

My Prediction...
Ok. Most of you know that I am a psychic. Well, for awhile now I have been feeling something "strange" going on in the Universe. The vibrations have changed and I've been feeling like magnitisms have been shifted. I am feeling the same feeling I had a few days before 9/11, fear, anxiety, confusion... Something major is about to happen. I know, sounds crazy, but I am telling you...SOMETHING is about to happen. I just wanted to express and document this so in case something does indeed happen, I know I wasn't crazy (as opposed to some of you may think...LOL!) Just know we are in a Time of Change. Just be aware of all of your sorroundings and treasure every day of your life. Be thankful and treasure your friends and family...it may all change tomorrow. Again. I know I may sound crazy, but if I am right...just know that I documented this on this date.

Painful Observance Of The Week:
When a girl you REALLY have the hots for constantly talks about how hot your friend is, despite the fact she knows that you think she's hot, and are interested in her to whatever degree. No fun at all. And yet, this is, the story of my life...

Remember Me
Find myself all alone In darkness without you Now I can?t turn away From what I must do You know I?d give my life for you More than words can say I?ve shown you how to love someone I know you?ll find a way Say goodbye, close your eyes Remember me Walk away, the sun remains Remember me I?ll live on somewhere in your heart You must believe Remember me No way I can change my mind I don?t have the answers If you could see through my eyes You?d let go of your fears And though I have to leave you now With the thought of each other I?ll miss your touch You call my name I am with you forever With the change, we can?t explain Remember me You know I?d give my life for you More than words can say I showed you how to love someone I know you?ll find a way Be there to watch over you Remember me Feel I?m gone My heart lives on Remember me Don?t you think of this as the end I?ll come into your dreams Remember me Close your eyes Say goodbye Remember

Sex Ofdfendfers Violatedf After Rehabilitated?
In the some states around the country new laws are taking affect that change the lives of some of the most hated people in the world; sex ofdfendfers. For example one law prevents a father (convicted of raping a 15 year old girl in 1990) from attending his children's high School graduations, because now the state will not allow sex offendfers on school property. The man claims he is being treated unfairly; as he served a five year prison sentence for his crime. And much to my surprise there are many people who think this is an outrageous violatiion of his Constitutional rights as an American Citizen. To that I will agree, but I also firmly believe there are certain lines of morality that should never be crossed; rape and sexual offenses are at the top of that list. And in crossing those lines I believe any sex offender of any country loses certain rights due to the utter disregard for the rights of their victims. After all ; would anyone consider letting charles Manson, or Michael A

Girls And Guys Night Out!
So here we meet again i know that i just got done doing a mum but i want to send this one out to you all too i need some people to be a promoter and help me out to get more people to please come to my lounge so that i don't have to get charged for it,i have had 3 people gone from it, please lets give a helping hand and get this lounge a chance so that i don't get turned down again. Thank you for your support.

The Weakness In Me
Im not the sort of person.. who falls in and quickly out of love but to you I gave my affection right from the start. If I have a lover who loves me how could I break such a heart, you can still get my attention right from the start. Chorus. Why do you come here when you know I got troubles enough? Why do you call me when you know I cant answer the phone? Make me lie when I dont want to and make someone else some kind of unknowing fool You make me stay when I should not. Are you so strong or is the weakness in me? Why do you come here and pretend to be just passing by? When I need to see you and I need to hold you.........tightly Baby Feelin guilty......... worried. Waking from tormented sleep this old love has me bound but a new love cuts deep. If I choose now, I lose out cause one of us has to fall I need you and you aren't here Chorus. Why do you come here when you know I got troubles enough? Why do you call me when you know I cant answer the phone

Closing
I am a resturant manager and once or twice a week, I end up closing. I really hate closing, sometimes I am there til 2 or 3 am, which can get a little scarey. Everytime i close, i start my paper work running, while that is going I make sure everything is done and start turning off lights, then i go back to the office and do my paperwork. When i come out of the office, the light in the prep area is always mysteriously back on. Up until yesterday, I always thought, hmmm, maybe i didn't turn it off. Last night, i made sure i turned it off, did my paperwork, came back out and it was on....this was also the first time that I got a freaky vibe. it did freak me out a bit, so i hurried up and went home. Tonight, i made sure I turned it off and again went to finish up my paper work, when i came out, i was almost scared to look to see if it was on....but it was off, I gave a sigh of relief and turned around to turn off the kitchen light, was only turned around for maybe 10 seconds, when i

[burning My Hand]
I have a final in 12 hours. I haven't looked at a single note or prepared an essay. Why should I? Hell I'm still not in the mood to show up at all. I just wanna go cigar shopping. And figure out where the FUCK my money went. Probably beverages and whores. Anyway, the short of it is, I've got new direction in wardrobe, and 4 new jeans, 3 new somewhat preppy shirts. They were a pre-graduation present. Seems comfortable non faggoty jeans still exist. I'm a hippy bastard with a somewhat rectangular build. So these things are hard to come by. Don't know what I'm talking about when I say "hippy" ever seen me naked? ... want to? uuuh... anyway- point being, I like my 569's with built in condom pocket. Yeah, a couple of em were pre-distressed but they were a good color. Fascinating, I know. Clothes, cookbooks and tests. *sigh* I just don't fucking care any more. And I'm still pretty drained from "Sold into priceless". Whenever I feel like burning my hand, I lo

A Few Minutes With You
A Few Minutes With You. Wherever you are, whatever you do, I always like talking to you; I'm different on different days, And so are you; so you surely see, There are so many ways That I like talking to you. Just a few words, now and then, But they make my whole world spin, I'm glad just to know that you're around, So I wake up every day again. Whenever you're gone, I feel sad, But I keep the faith so it's not too bad. I love the time you spend with me, You're always perfect company, It's nice when you can stay a while, But it's good when you just leave me a smile. However you feel, whatever you do, I like to get a few minutes with you. Sometimes you're up, sometimes I'm down, Sometimes it's the other way around, It's so sweet when we're both happy, But I know that it can't always be. When I can help, and sometimes when I can't, I still want a few minutes with you. If they tore the whole world apart, And made it all over from the start,

It Was You
It was you, You touch my heart, You made me smile, You made me care about someone again. It was you You held me tight, You kept me safe, You were there. It was you, You who cared. The smell, The strong arms, The tender lips, The sweet words you whispered, Did they really mean anything?

Thank You
All the years together All the memories shared All the challenges we faced None were enough to keep us together You made me leave not to return You withhold that which is mine You avoid the decisions that need to be made You will not say what needs to be said You neglect to release me from my promises You aggressively fight every effort made to move on I finally set boundaries you should never pass You crash through them in a fit of rage When you do you finally release me I'm free and can feel the weight lifted away My life moves forward once again Happiness seeps in where it was lost for so long Now all I can do is say thank you.

This Girl Rocks Go Show Her
this is a wonderful person you should go show her just a simple fan rate and add to make her feel special shes the coolest most down to earth person on fubar and you most def want to be friends with this amazing person Nita~Baby sister to Crissie~Pun's Eye Cand@ fubar so click the pic and see what you been missing

I Drink Your Milkshake! Politically Speaking...
WAY too much to cover here, so I'll be semi-relatively brief. First, evangelical king John Hagee apologized for his past harsh criticisms of the Catholic Church and for having "emphasized the darkest chapters in the history of Catholic and Protestant relations with the Jews." Not that mainstream media (which we all know are controlled by conservatives) would have played fair with contrasts in the case of Hagee endorsing John McCain in his idiotic bid to succeed the worst president in North American history versus the whole Barack Obama/Rev. Wright crap. McCain said he "disagreed" with some of Hagee's past remarks (there have been MANY) regarding other religions and denominations, but he didn't reject the pastor's support. Which we all know is critical 'cuz McCain isn't exactly the darling of the religious right. More on that later. Hagee has also called the Inquisition and the Crusades as proof of anti-Semitism within the Catholic Church and even hinted that anti-Semitism, somehow

Would You Remarry ?
Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?' HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!' WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?' HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.' WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?' HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.' WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?' HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.' WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?' WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?' HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.' WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?' HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.' WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?' HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times

Your Choice
Every day on a construction site, when the lunch whistle blows, all the workers would sit down to eat together. And every day, Sam opens his lunchbox and starts to complain. "Son of a gun!", he'd cry. "Not tuna salad again! I hate tuna salad!" He'd whine and complain about it every day. Until finally one of the workers said, "For crying out loud, Sam! If you hate tuna salad so much, why don't you just tell your wife to quit making them for you???" "What do you mean," Sam asked. "I'm not married. I make my own sandwiches. If you're like me, the first time I heard that story, I thought it was crazy. After all, if you hated tuna salad, why would you choose to make one for your lunch every day? Well, as it turns out it IS crazy. But people do it every day. Look at your bank account. Look at the amount of free time you have. Look at your job. Look at your lifestyle. Chances are good that it's not what you want. But, you keep making it! You're making yourself a sandwich you don't like! Now,

175k To Godmother
LETS HELP THIS WONDERFUL WOMAN GODMOTHER! SHE HAS BEEN WORKING HARD THE PAST FEW DAYS TO MAKE IT AND SHE IS ALMOST THERE SO LETS HELP HER OUT! THANKS ~Natural_Witch~ *Club F.A.R.*@ fubar (repost of original by 'MZ.DREAMS*CLUB F.A.R TEAM CAPTAIN*~*I.B.I.C*' on '2008-05-13 22:44:37') (repost of original by '~Natural_Witch~ *Club F.A.R.*' on '2008-05-13 23:00:28') (repost of original by '•DREW• Owned By Violets & TyWebb' on '2008-05-13 23:16:28')

The Following Was Published Just Before Rangers Celebrated 100 Years At Ibrox:
The following was published just before Rangers celebrated 100 years at Ibrox: One hundred years ago, Rangers trotted out to play Heart of Midlothian on their shiny new ground - a place called Ibrox Park. Some of you who follow, follow Scottish football might have heard of it. Ibrox Stadium has witnessed great triumphs - and stared at death in two horrible disasters. Next week, a packed Ibrox will noisily celebrate its heroes ... and quietly remember it's victims. Afterwards, wonderful stories will be told. The Jambos, as fate would have it, are the opposition again on Wednesday and Rangers will whoop it up with a birthday parade of some of the greatest names ever to wear the light blue jersey. Gazza's coming home. Brian Laudrup is flying over from Holland. Greig, Baxter, Shearer, Henderson, Niven and 50 other Rangers legends will be on parade. Coisty will be late as usual. Win or lose, it will be a night of cheers - and a few tears. There's the tale of Bill Struth's tom

Confusion...
I have a subscription email to get my horoscope everyday in my inbox. Today I got one that said because neptune is doing something or other in the moon or whatever it can lead to feelings of "confusion"...really? Hmm...can I use this as an excuse for my vast amount of confusion this week because, I'm honestly confused about alot of stuff in my life right now and gee, how convenient...it's all in the stars! The American Herritage Dictionary describes the psychological definition as: Impaired orientation with respect to time, place, or person; a disturbed mental state. Wow...I don't believe I'm "disturbed" in a mental state! It's not as if I'm walking around in circles, not knowing what is up or down.. I just have more of a feeling of impatience. Its a character fault of mine. I want what I want when I want it right now! I try to see it as my spontaneous spirit comming to play but in reality it's just that I have no patience. Is it wrong to want something you can'

About Me
I'm a little sick and a lot tired of the assumption that I am some kind of mac daddy, with a slow loping gate. I am not a homeboy I am not a thug I am not an urban punani junky I don't want to F@*K you All I want is an intelligent woman to talk to. Damn.

Chocolate Milk N Exercise!
Chocolate Milk & Exercise Air date: April 2, 2006 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Which would you rather drink after an hour on the Stairmaster: Gatorade, or tall glass of chocolate milk? According to a recent study, you may be better off with the latter. Chocolate milk's carbohydrate-to-protein ratio is perfectly suited to recharge muscles worn out from exercise and to give you the boost necessary to keep on sweating. Researchers at Indiana University in Bloomington tested the energy-replacing prowess of chocolate milk on nine trained cyclists. On three separate occasions the riders did an interval workout, then rested for four hours, and finally rode until they became exhausted. Each day during the rest period the riders were given a different energy drink: a carb-replacement drink, a fluid-replacement drink, and, finally, chocolate milk. The tests suggested that chocolate milk may be even better than carb-replaceme

Unexpected Places.
"mmmmhmmmm." I murmer into the phone. "so we have been adding rooms and building a garage...we've been so busy." "Wow. You have." I leaned my back against the trampoline in my backyard and raised my eyes to the sky. I smiled at the stars and relished the breath of air that cooled me..inside to out. "you seem so happy. I am happy for you." "Thank you...I am. So...keep in touch okay? I love you." I paused at those words. They should mean everything before you utter them. "I love you too.." I mumble. My eyes prickle. Which makes me mad. "Okay. goodbye." "Goodbye mom." As my phone slides shut I stare at it, in my palm and shake my head. I am dissapointed by so many it seems. Almost every day my children ask me about their grandmom. They want to walk barefoot to the lake and pick wildberries that tangle along the roads. They want to pet kittens and ride horses. It breaks my heart to tell them "I don't know when baby." Or when they ask "Why doesnt Uncle

Leaving Fu Bar And Closing Ihs
HI ALL I JUST WANTED TO DROP A LINE TO SAY IHS IS BEING DELETED TONIGHT TEC AND I ARE JUST OVER ALL THE DRAMA I WILL BE IN THERE FOR A LITTLE BIT IF YOU WANT TO DROP IN IF NOT IT HAS BEEN NICE KNOWING ALOT OF YOU ALSO TEC AND I WILL NO LONGER BE ON FU AS MUCH AS WE WERE WE ARE JUST OVER ALL THE DRAMA AND PEOPLE TRYING TO COME BETWEEN US NOT ONLY THAT WE HAVE A REAL LIFE TO LIVE WE NOW RUN OUR OWN SITE CALLED ( BIKERSPACE.US ) IF YOUR A BIKER OR THOSE WHO LOVE THEM OR WANT TO BE ONE FEEL FREE TO COME SEE US AND JOIN SO LOVE YA ALL DJ

Update 4
Well the healing process continues and we continue to be hopeful. Joey has been trying really hard to do what the dr has asked of him (stay off his foot, keep it elevated, watch his sugar levels, ect.) so hopefully things will be good. But as things do with him, his foot is not healing quite the way the dr was hoping it would. Its still a "bigger" wound than he expected by now, we are having problems keeping it "dry" so the skin around the wound and the stitches is white and maserated (breaking down). Not sure what the dr is going to want us to do. Last week they had us keep the wound vac off for a few days, but now that its been back on, its looking almost as bad as it did before they took the thing off :( We will keep trying and hope the dr can figure out why its doing this like this. He seems very confused as to why there is so much moisture under the tape for the wound vac by the stitches. They should of been healed up already, but seems they aren't. I hope they get h

A Thought On Love
Thoughts On Love There may be a distance between us, but my heart and mind will always walk with you. What’s tomorrow without you? I guess empty would be the best way to describe it…A feeling of loneliness, no matter where you are. Colors don’t seem quite as bright, nor do feelings seem quite as deep, except for the one of resonant emptiness inside my heart. A man in love is one of the most dangerous opponents to stand up against, he may seem distracted at first, but given the chance to protect that what he holds dear, he will fight like a demon and value his own life at nothing. Someone who is truly in love may very well be amongst the richest people walking the earth. They might have lost their heart, but they have found a thousand things to replace it. You’re the love of my heart, the little light in the darkness of everyday life. A reason to stay happy, something to look forward to… And for that, you should strike the honor of my happiness. In the end, it all c

Uffa Cup Finel That Could See My Drems Cume True
Fixtures Wednesday, 14 May 2008 UEFA Cup Zenit St Petersburg v Rangers, F, 19:45 we haveint won this in 37 years -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday, 17 May 2008 Clydesdale Bank Premier League Motherwell v Rangers, 12:30 scotish premier league cup -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Monday, 19 May 2008 Clydesdale Bank Premier League Scottish CupSt Mirren v Rangers, 19:45 scotish premier league cup -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thursday, 22 May 2008 Clydesdale Bank Premier League Aberdeen v Rangers, 19:45 scotish premier league cup -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday, 24 May 2008 Scottish Cup Queen of South v Rangers, F, 15:00 Scottish Cup -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- we all ready won th

Bratt Needs Comments, She Will Rtf, Just Email Her
imikimi - Customize Your World OK,I AM IN A GIVAWAY,NO TIME LIMIT.SO ANY HELP ANY TIME YOU ARE BORED OR HAVE A FEW MINUTES WOULD BE GREAT.I WILL BE HANDING OUT BLINGYS FOR HELPING METHE MORE YOU DO THE MORE BLINGYS YOU GET=). SO COME 1 ,COME ALL.LOVE YA ALL ^^^^CLICK ME^^^^ ^^^^CLICK ME^^^^ ~Bratt~= ) imikimi - Customize Your World

Looking For A Man Part 2
well my ex wife came over today with the boys.she reminded me if we were still married we would soon be reachinf our 20th anniversary i love her still but know we could never be together again. it's funny we're both looking for a man.after 16 years with her you would be too. sometimes i miss being married but i couldn't be and be happy to. so ladies no offence but i'm looking for a man right now.

Sometimes I Just Wonder...
The teacher for my computer fuckdamentals...I mean fundamentals is a nice guy but he lacks focus and crowd control and we are a rowdy group of people. Today he allowed Jason to come in and teach the class which was stressful for me. I spend all day with him, class is my away time and there he was. My classmates all love him...he is so funny...he is so nice...he is so smart. Okay. So am I but the love aint being shared there for me. Am I jealous? Yeah I am. After all, these are my classmates, half of whom gave me such a hard time last module. Now they all wanna be my best friend because he can fix their computer and hook them up. I don't stand out in the a crowd for the most part and now I feel like I am invisible. Then I come here and feel the same way. I feel like I've been pushed to the side for a newer and prettier model. It's not a good feeling at all. It hurts. I get bitched at because I'm not online as much as I used to be but I (a) don't have the time with core classes and (b) d

Mom
You came into this world a splintered and torn soul. Life for you my dear lady really did take its toll. No matter what you always made it through. You walked through madness in a cloud of blue. Day's turned into to months and then into years. Even though you had it hard no one ever saw your tears. You alway's stood up when bad things hit your life. It never once knocked you down haveing all that striff. The people who hurt you, would often come around. But with you for them there was alway's happyness to be found I would watch you and ask How can you forgive so fast. You would just look at me and say daughter it is just the past. All the goodness you held with everything you did. My only wish is that i can have a heart that big. My love for you will never fade away. It just grows stronger with each passing day. Now that you are gone i can really see. Hate for anyone in my heart there will never be. You taught me how to be independent and strong. Most importantly how

Make My Bedrock! Xoxo
> Can you make my... I mean come with me to... I will continue to keep the Pay it Forward Bulletins going as well but figured it was time for something silly and fun! So if you are coming to Bedrock... Rate the pics in this album with 10s or 11s, ADD, FAN and RATE the FUs that follow and let me know when you are done and I'll get ya added and we'll start a new party! Be sure to FAN, RATE and ADD each with "PebblesinAZ said make your Bedrock!" ...or something to that effect lol. I suppose you guys can say to each other..."I'm making Pebbles Bedrock!"...cause the other might be a little 2 friendly! *Pink0828*~*~Please Help and Donate*~*~*Owned By Tendercop & jeff_dahl2000~*~Owner of RavinJuggalo~*@ fubar starchaser@ fubar NJ_Nice_Guy ~*~Humbly Fu-Owned By Mrs. Bubbles~*~@ fubar ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~DEMON CREW*SHADOW LEVELERS*W.I.S.E.U.K.F*OWNED BY>~`Bê®®ymûƒƒiñ`~@ fubar ♣~~♥~~★Ðå Ìrï§h þrïñ¢ê§§&

This Song I Dedicate To You...my Stalker..."possession" By Sarah Mclaughlin
Song is called "Possession" by Sarah McLaughlin which believe it or not is about stalking someone. I dedicate this to you....my faith in you....my trust in you...for what you have told me.... Listen as the wind blows From across the great divide Voices trapped in yearning Memories trapped in time The night is my companion And solitude my guide Would I spend forever here And not be satisfied And I would be the one To hold you down Kiss you so hard I�ll take your breath away And after I�d wipe away the tears Just close your eyes dear Through this world I�ve stumbled So many times betrayed Trying to find an honest word To find the truth enslaved Oh you speak to me in riddles and You speak to me in rhymes My body aches to breathe your breath You words keep me alive And I would be the one To hold you down Kiss you so hard I�ll take your breath away And after I�d wipe away the tears Just close your eyes dear Into this

Return To Choctaw Ridge
*****I FOUND THIS ON THE NET. THOUGHT IT WAS AN INTERESTING ENDING TO AN INTERESTING SONG AND STORY. ALTHOUGH THE SONG SPELLED THE NAME BILLIE, IT WAS SPELLED BILLY IN THE MOVIE***** *AUTHOR UNKNOWN* It's been a real long time, Billie Joe...more'n thirty years since I been back to Choctaw Ridge, I reckon. It ain't changed much. I ain't changed much neither, apart from being a good deal older and a might wiser than I was then. I see they ain't done a lick to clean up the river. It's still as muddy as it ever was. I hung around for a couple of years after it happened. I didn't feel right going nowhere while Mama were still alive. I was hoping perhaps my brother and Becky...Becky Thompson that was. Did you know they got hitched in the summer of '62, shortly after Papa died? I saw 'em maybe five or six years ago. They're grandparents now, Billie Joe. Hard to imagine, ain't it? Anyways, I thought maybe they'd take Mama with them to Tupelo when they bought that convenience store,

Im Sick
may be phnemonia.. or Im dying, I hope Im dying, I hate feeling like this... any ways, thats why I havent been on in a few. Going to the Drs in the morning, so... hopefully Ill get better and be back soon.. leave me comments to let me know you missed me.. if you dont, oh well.. no one really does. after all it is the internet world.. all fake anyways.. so i feel like crap, more like a hot steaming pile o shit.. so im going to bed now.. or im gonna dope up n codine and go to sleep. talk to everyone later.

Tequila And Salt
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take a

Violence And Video Games
“Violence in video games is bad. It teaches children to kill, to hurt others, desensitizes them to violence . . .” What a load of bullshit. This rant comes courtesy of recent bullshit of controversy I've heard regarding games like “Bully” and “GTA IV”. I've heard so much crap from so-called parents and “morally-minded” people about trying to get these games banned. Are your lives THAT boring that you need to try to force everyone to stop doing things YOU don't like just because YOU don't agree with them? Are these games violent? Yes. Are these games for adults? Yes. Should your child be playing games labeled 'Mature'? Only if you're a responsible parent who TEACHES your child the difference between reality and fantasy, and teaches your child that they should not and can not do in real life what they do in video games. If a child, after playing one of these violent games, goes out and commits numerous atrocities based on the actions of these video games or beca

Ghandi's 10 Keys To Change The World
Gandhi’s Top 10 Fundamentals for Changing the World Published May 9th, 2008 in Personal Development, People Skills, Lessons I have learned from... and Success. Gandhi’s Top 10 Fundamentals for Changing the World“You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.” “The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world’s problem.” “If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.” Mahatma Gandhi needs no long introduction. Everyone knows about the man who lead the Indian people to independence from British rule in 1947. So let’s just move on to some of my favourite tips from Mahatma Gandhi. 1. Change yourself. “You must be the change you want to see in the world.” “As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world - that is the myth of the atomic age - as in being able to remake o

Got Bored Write A Rap
excuse me bitch ya already know my name down south dirty south i be spitin flame/ iam the nigga they talkin bout that's got the game/ better yet check my rap sheet you see the name/ iam so serious ya not serious i spit verse like satilite cause am sirus/ nigga's talkin bout he faken naw nigga am in the kenchen somewhere probaly bakein/ cookin up something special just to get that cake man/ you better catch up cause i dont take no break man/ u understand this understand that mow pay attetion cause i dont rap for free jack/ thts all yall get for now

Overhaul 2008
hey! whats up to anybody reading this. I did a major overhaul on my friends list.. Kinda just got rid of almost everyone..only 20 or 30 left. So if you are reading this you are cool with me. Hope everyone has a less rainy weekend than last one. it was shitty here but getting better. Maybe I'll hit another home run in my softball game tomorrow.. Peace out ~~~~Dragonboi~~~~

Andi Did It Again~
This chicky needs some luvin' She's such a cool person. I know her in real life and she's a great friend. If you don't know her yet, you really should... ☆™©CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ~ ☆Clown's Posse Leader☆@ fubar Once you have added, fanned, and rated her you should go bomb her in this giveaway. She's trying to get a happy hour! This pimp out bulletin was borught to you by the one & only, never duplicated, super spazzy... ♥Miss Andi♥ - I am SpAzTaStIc! *Clown's Posse*@ fubar (repost of original by '♥Miss Andi♥ - I am SpAzTaStIc! *Clown's Posse*' on '2008-05-13 20:21:19')

To All My Friends On My Page
This is Mina typing this, I only came onto my account to add some pics to my profile "SOUL" whom I have been promoting on myspace. Bella, my best friend in real life is doing this page until I decide to come back. I am enjoying the music business, and working with real promoters getting my foot in the door in LA. The band "SOUL" has just signed a contract where they are doing second stage at the Texas rock fest WOW!!!! This is the best of news!! Not to mention I have all kinds of things lined up for them. Now, my myspace is open, my whole page is dedictated to them, if you like stop by take a look and tell me what ya think. my link is http://www.myspace.com/minabloodykisses Now, please she has told me of a few people being arguementive with her while she is doing my page thinking it is me, if it is me I will tell you!!!! I do not have the time to do this and the other. Right now music is more of a passion to me then points. Please respect her while on my page, if not

What Hurts The Most
What Hurts The Most lyrics By Rascal Flatts I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house That don’t bother me I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out I’m not afraid to cry every once in a while Even though going on with you gone still upsets me There are days every now and again I pretend I’m ok But that’s not what gets me What hurts the most Was being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away And never knowing What could have been And not seeing that loving you Is what I was tryin’ to do It’s hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go But I’m doin’ It It’s hard to force that smile when I see our old friends and I’m alone Still Harder Getting up, getting dressed, livin’ with this regret But I know if I could do it over I would trade give away all the words that I saved in my heart That I left unspoken What hurts the most Is being so close And having so much to say And watching you walk away A

I Gonna Forget Him... And Forget Them All.. Like They Easily Have Me
Forget him by amber buholtz Forget his name... forget his face Forget his kiss... His warm embrace Forget the love that you once knew Remember he has someone new Forget him when they played your song Remember when you cried all night long Forget how close you once were Remember he has chosen her Forget how you memorized his walk Forget how you stayed up all night to talk Forget the things he used to say Remember he has gone away Forget his laugh, Forget his grin Forget the dimple on his chin Forget the way he held you tight Remember he's with her tonight Forget the time that went so fast Forget his love it didn't last Forget he said he'd leave you never Remember now, He's Gone Forever.

Take The Lies In
I take your lies in Smiling the whole time I let you believe I believe I let you live the lie I bleed inside myself And never let you see That I am smarter then you And what you may feel for me I can play the game well With a straight face All the right words said All cards in the right place I can hang on till the end Slowly rotting inside I can smile my pretty smile I can bat my big blue eyes Never showing the truth I have many secrets to hide You may never truly know The wonders of me For I take your lies in And let you believe

How About Nuclear Power?
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. 'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?'

Holy Fawk.
GBH in washington state GBH Aug 6 - Aug 17 Theyre here Aug. 9th somebody else be excited with me. But wtf are they doing at warped tour? IDK that just seems wrong to me. I have to deal with a bunch of wannabe warped tour artards running around trying to be hardcore BUT its worth it

Markin Nsfw
For the asses that think this is a kiddie room and go marking peoples pics nsfw that have been on there and aproved by the bouncers need to go hide under a rock where ya crawled our from under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Law Of Giving
The Law of Giving Deepak Chopra February 1, 2008 Categories: Relationships, Relationships /Social Every relationship is one of give and take. Giving engenders receiving, and receiving engenders giving. What goes up must come down; what goes out must come back. In reality, receiving is the same thing as giving, because giving and receiving are different aspects of the flow of energy. And if you stop the flow of either, you interfere with nature’s intelligence. In every seed is the promise of thousands of forests. But the seed must give its intelligence to the fertile ground. Through its giving, its unseen energy flows into material manifestation. The more you give, the more you will receive, because you will keep the abundance of the universe circulating in your life. In fact, anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given. That which doesn’t multiply through giving is neither worth giving nor worth receiving. If, through giving, you feel you have lost s

Vent.
Still dealing with the death of my grandpa. he died this past mothers day, which made it kinda harder. in a way it seems that noone really understands, they[ being my friends] still expect me to act my normal up beat self. which i usually do in tough situations. and as they all know Death is no stranger in my family, this past year my family has lost three good members... its a lot to take on. and it seems when i need my friends the most there not really there. maybe its because i do not appear needy or vonerabal, but in all honesty i am. it would be nice for some confort evey now in then.. -Nc.

I Hate You
I hate you I hate you with all I am I hate you with all I could be I hate you with all I was I hate you with all I will be I hate you with the force of the love I once felt I hate you into oblivion I hate you more then I hated myself I hate you more then I’ve ever loved I hate you more then I will ever love I hate you and your filthy lies I hate you and your spinelessness I hate you and your filthy whore I hate you more then I could ever ignore I hate you and the blackness you created I hate you and the void that was left I hate you and the hope that remains I hate your soul above most everything

The Fool
The Fool Trusts even though sees otherwise Loves even though knows better Laughs even though cries silently Hopes even though senses no change Sees even though feels blind Wants even though knows not to Gives even though receives nothing back Continues even though wants to stop Survives even though wishes to die Knows even though refuses to believe I am the fool

I Cried
When you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

New Virus Alert
---SUGGEST THAT EVERYONE JUST BE CAREFUL. Please read, BIG virus coming. I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus! I checked snopes.com, this morning and it is for real!! Get this E-mail message sent around to your contacts PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS! You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with an attachment entitled POSTCARD,' regardless of who sent it to you. It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard disc C of your computer. This virus will be received from someone who has our e-mail address in his/her contact list. This is the reason why you need to send this e-mail to all your contacts. It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and open it. If you receive a mail called' POSTCARD,' even though sent to you by a friend, do not open it.! This includes all cards, too. Shut down your computer immediately. Th

Work
Well it is Tuesday night and I am off of work and I am off tommorow night as well. I am looking forward to seeing my girl tommorow some time. I am so excited I am going to give her a real big hug, and kiss. Well I am going to get to bed soon, so I can get whatever I need done before I go and see my girl tommorow. I just wanted to put this in my blog.

Now Hiring!!!--need That Country/southern Rock Vibe!!
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If I Told You This Was Killing Me...
Watch your mouth hold your tongue boy because you're running out of breath running out of time before every careless word that you utter renders you utterly useless. now you're drowning in your own saliva trying to speak yourself to the top of your empty world well keep on talking just keep on rambling you've got your mouth full listen here's the pleasant part you and i we fell apart. listen here's the pleasant part you and i we fell apart. why can't you make up your mind? why can't you make up your mind? shut your mouth burn your bridges throw your words like an attack and stab me in the wait a second wait a second what's that i just heard Never mind, it's obviously worthless.. now you're standing on your soapbox yelling from the rooftops everything you say is a lie. a lie a lie. lie lie Yeah! listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. listen here's the clever one who speaks before his thoughts are done. why can't you make up your min

My First Novel
I sent some short stories to the people are Harlequien Romance Novels and about a week ago, they emailed me and asked me to write a full length novel for thier Nocturnal Bites Series. I have written some and wanted everyone to tell me what they think so here ya go. Let me know what you think... “Oh, that is fine. I moved her from L.A. so I am used to random people knocking on my door at all hours of the night. I’m actually a night person myself.” Kari turned and pulled two bottles of water from the fridge. “Have a bottle of water. I’m afraid I haven’t been to the store so I don’t have much else.” She said as she slid the water across the breakfast bar. “Thank you. You seem to be a very nice person. I actually can’t stay long, but if you decide to come out later there is a club about two miles into the heart of the town. It is called Darkness Reigns. Some friends and I are going there to have a little fun this evening if you’d like to join us. Say around twelve thirty?” Marandi

Out Of Touch!!
Just to let my friends and family know I will be out of touch the next few days. My Grandaddy passed away this morning so I will be leaving for Alabama tomorrow and won't be back till Friday. Hope you all are well. Love BabyGirl

Feelings So Real
And so it came to be this isolation that I am I can only look to me to find the way it all began - this confusion, constant hunger for something more than this I strive to find this being that I envision, yet seem to miss. Could it be that I am empty- or maybe a little lost? Could it be that I am lonely, or seek happiness at any cost? This never-ending Something that I am living deep inside, depicts the illusion of myself and all I have to hide. Thinking. Can't stop thinking. Think of you. This. That. That Life. That day. That dream was mine. A utopian dream. Your aura; struck me like lightning to a tree. Pointy, like a star, you shone. So bright, yet not shining as a star would, But as apparent as white chalk on a blackboard. You would not show off like a star. Yet you did burn so hot, so fiercely, so explosively - you were a star in my eyes. But like all stars, you died. That gas was gone. No pull between us. The atmosphere was dry and I

Sad Me (don't Read If You Don't Want To Read A Pity Party)
I have no female friends. At all. I have no friends in person. Yes I am a big fucking loser. Haters please don't make me feel worse. I was prescribed Morphine and it has depressed me. I wish that I had someone to talk to about sex, life, sports ect. Or just vent to when I have had a shitty day. People just do not like me! I want to have a conversation with somebody that isn't looking at my chest or picking me apart looking for flaws. I will let you guess which one of those is male and which one is female lol. Not all females do that because most women are better looking than me. I have found one male friend on here and he is a FANTASTIC friend, you know who you are hun :) (I miss talking to you BTW) but I just wish he was closer to me. Ohio is a long ways away. :) I am just lonely I guess. If you have actually read this much then I am amazed. Pity party over.

Team Love Club Far
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The Mirror
He looks in the mirror The face staring back is unfamiliar Disheveled, sleep deprived Someone he doesn't know Anger, frustration, depression Emotions that do not normally show He doesn't like who he is seeing. He looks away, the reflection unmoving He doesn't want to see the wretchedness He doesn't want to see the tears The face still stares back at him Laughs at him, mocks him He let his reflection win. He washes his face, and remembers Remembers what life was like What it means to succeed How to move on, how to love again He forgets his worries for a moment The face in the mirror disappears He sighs as he looks up The face reflecting is now smiling Worry free, happy His anger is dispelled Gone are the tears, the pain He looks into the mirror And he sees the Future

Older Poem I Wrote...
When I say older, yeah im talkin like 10 years.. lol When Friends Become Lovers The eyes of a child, Thoughts and dreams of Yester-Tomorrow Knights and Castles, Dreams on the sea of love that drowns all Sorrow I moved in, you lived next door, We spent summers together, playing by the shore. Lazy days spent dreaming, just you and me We build sand castles and ruled the sea. Kites soar and Icy winds blew, Autumn leaves fall and flowers grew The seasons pass, year after year From child to adult, I will always be here September came and colored leaves fell Best friends kept secrets, that we would never tell We went to parties and watched movies as friends Hoping that college would not bring the end. The movie ended and in darkness we stared Into the eyes of memories, that we had shared I leaned forward to kiss, and you held my hand My lips touched yours and smiled, Remembering younger days in the sand Sparks lighted fires Love and emotions poured Then as

I've Come To A Point In My Life..........
I've come to a point in my life, being 32, single, no kids and never been married or even close to, that I've come to wonder if this is it? Is this the life that was chosen for me? Because this is not the life that I had grown up dreaming about. Don't get me wrong, I can't complain about my life seeing that I do have a good career, I have my own stuff and money and can go and do whatever I want to do. BUT, there is always this empty void in my life. I would love nothing more than to share my everything with that "one" person I can call my best friend, lover and confidont. I don't want to be alone for the rest of my life. I have so much love to give to someone that it kills me inside sometimes. I meet people and come to understand that either I'm not what they're looking for, or they're not ready to be in a committed relationship, or they're not what I'm looking for. I don't want to settle for just somebody. I want that one that moves me that makes me smile from sun-up till sun-down. I

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Just A Story...
Story I wrote a while ago. This is a short story within a short story. The song that the lyrics are for is "Far Away" from Nickelback" -He stares silently at the piece of paper before him. His hands holding the pen, unsure of what he is going to write.- *My dearest Constance…* -He scratches it out and rips the paper out of the pad. This continues for the next ten minutes, still at a complete loss for words. Music suddenly comes to mind, he turns from his desk, nearly knocking over the bottle of tequila and turns on his radio.- This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too Long, Too Late Who was I to make you wait? -He begins to write again…- *For my love Constance, Words are difficult to find, I'm not even sure of what I am writing to you right now. I know that the past was difficult, and I know that without you in the present is even harder. I know I have hurt you in the past and I know that you have hurt me, yet

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This Is What Love Looks Like
When I say I love you, this is what I am telling you... I will always protect you and protect your heart. I will always stand beside you no matter what. I will not leave you for bad finances, poor health, or heartache. I will do my level best to make you as happy as I possibly can, each and every day. I will always be on your side, no matter who it is that is opposing you, including family. I will do my level best to honour you and your family every day. I will never say things to you to hurt you on purpose. I will never take the confidences that you have entrusted to me and hurt you with them. I will hold and protect your heart as if it were my very own, because, in fact, it is. I will rejoice with you in your success and mourn with you at the failures life brings. I will make your welfare and happiness my priority each day. I will believe you and I will believe IN you every single day. I will understand when you have a bad day and I will love you through it. I wil

Truth
when every word you sing is from your heart... you sing it to a lover , a child, a parent.. the truth should alway be sung.... the few time you sing the false truth to some one who sings the truth with passion and heart... you will kill them willingly for your own vanity... cut their wings... stiffle their voice... all for vanity... lies when you ask for nothing more than the truth.. i am the used... the walked on.. i will never be loved... i will never love.. death becomes me... numb.. and i will sing no more.

Was It Real Or A Dream?
Was it real or a dream? By Caty the Ghost © 2008 I was sitting there getting ready for bed when all of a sudden the room faded into nothing! What I saw was a rainbow bridge leading up. I had also changed I was now get this a girl! I was wearing boots of soft leather trimmed in fur that went to my knees I had a long skirt on slit at the sides my belly was bare and my peasant girl blouse didn’t really hold in my hmm breasts. Ok this is totally weird as im an hm guy not a girl? I also had my brown hair but it was tied in an elaborate pony tail that went to my waist and I wore a belt with a knife and sword? I also had several pouches with stuff in them I didn’t have clue on other than the one with the coins in it. I head this voice strong and booming that said “Come” and I began walking across the bridge. After walking for what seemed like an hour I saw the guardian at the other end he was a tall man over six feet almost seven. He greeted me saying “Hail Cat how are you this eve

My New Little Man
Well I am now a "mommy" to a 13yo teenager. My mom is getting married to his grandpa. His mom passed away when he was 5. He was bounced from a ton of his family members. Finally the last chance was my mom and his grandpa. But they are getting too old. So my mom called on me to come down and help raise him. So bam here I am. I finally got my girlfriend back with me so now the power couple is back together thank goodness. The three of us me, my g/f, and Mav are all gonna be moving in together after the wedding next weekend. So yea that should be fun. But right now he's spending the week with us to test the waters to see how well everyone gets along. He's a really great kid. Very smart. He does have ADHD which I have never personally dealt with so that is the only really hard thing for me to deal with right now. But other than that I'll be adding more soon I have a school fieldtrip that I went on and chaperoned for his school. I'll be adding those pics and blog more about him as time goes

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tr> We Are Seeking A Few Good Men & Women To Join Us...So If You Have Team Spirit And Would Love To Make Some Great Friends Come Check Us Out "All" Is Welcome! AKA MRS.T Team Leader Big Poppa Team Assistant

Could It Be?
since the moment i met you, you took my breath away! since that very moment, i wanted you everyday. my life and world revolves around you, and the butterflies they flutter. the only thing on my mind , is wanting us to be together. every time we speak, its hard to find the words tongue tied and befuddled when i try to find the words to speak and to let you know that will all my heart i will never let you go the smile you have,the love you show makes me even more,to not let you go. i wish i had a thousand wishes i would wish them all on you and for us to be so so happy and have a love forever true! for Rhianna

The Doll And The Rose
The Doll and the Rose I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: "Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?" The old lady replied: " You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear." Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand as she left quickly. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her. "I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry." But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus c

I Cried
when you were 15, your mom came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, she taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, she cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she cried and told you how deeply she loved you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parent

Just A Rant!!!
I want to thank you for taking the time to read this. I'll warn you now that this is not going to go over well with many, others might find it somewhat informative.(the later very unlikely) Still I just want to throw this out there and see if anyone agrees and for those that don't, that's cool. Please remember that I have no agenda or really care if anyone thinks along these lines, it's just something that's been on my simple mind and want to get it off my chest. Feel free to comment, good or bad, I'm an American and think that everyone has their own opinion and the freedom to express their views. Well, gas finally hit 4.00$ a gallon (3.99 for 9/10ths. of a gallon) in mid-Michigan today. All the talk is how much it is and that "big oil" is doing nothing but taking advantage of us. B*ll sh*t, we've done nothing but let "big oil" and other countries take advantage of our sorry asses for caring more about Porcupine caribou and those poor Gwich'in natives rights. How can a tr

A B-day Happy Hour!
OMG! Have you heard We have a birthday Happy Hour in our Mist!!! It's A Dream For U And Me! ADREAMFORUANDME@ fubar Let's make this her most memorable Fubar Birthday gift ever! If she's not on your list yet you are missing out! Big Time! So go Fan Rate and Add her! Happy Hour is at 1 pm Fu-time 4pm Est th

So, ....the Psycho Drug Dealer ....
So, last month my downstairs neighbors little boy was ran over by a "customer" of one of my neighbors. They are drug dealers and our neighborhood has been sick of them and their "traffic" for quite some time. But, of course no one likes to be a narc...blah, blah! Well .... When their customer ran over the little boy downstairs ENOUGH was ENOUGH! And our whole neighborhood banded together to MAKE the MESA PD do something about these crackheads! There was a verbal confrontation about a week following the accident when the crackhead was outside taking pictures of our children, vehicles and addresses. So, 20 of us confronted her and ran her back into her house. We called the Detective and he came out and took a report. As I always have my camera handy, I have pictures of her taking pictures. lol. WELL, today... The Sheriff came out and delivered 12 restraining orders. She's afraid for her life. lol. WELL SHE SHOULD BE THE PARANOID BITCH! When I get

Teqila An Salt
Tequila and Salt This should probably be taped To your bathroom mirror Where one could read it every day. You may not realize it, But it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world That you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world Love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you Is because they want to Be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, Even if they don't Like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you Before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, Something good comes from it. 10 When you think the world Has turned its back on you Take another look. 11 Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. And always remember.... When life hands you Lemons, Ask f

Anniversary Weekend By The Observer. A Good Friend Of Mine
Anniversary Weekend Ch. 01 by The Observer© From the driver’s seat of the Jag, Lawrie watched as his wife, Jackie, locked their front door and turned to walk briskly across the gravel to the car. ‘She’s as lovely as the day we met’ he thought to himself. Jackie let herself into the car, threw her jacket on to the back seat, and put on her seatbelt. “Four whole days alone together! No kids, no phones, no tv, no meals to cook, no school run. God bless your mother, Lawrie. We must bring her back a bottle of champagne or something.” Lawrie chuckled. “She loves having the kids. Takes her mind off Dad. Stops her from being lonely. You’re right though. We’ll take her back a prezzie.” He turned to look at his wife. “Happy anniversary darling. You know, I’m still crazy about you, don’t you? Let’s make this an anniversary to remember!” “ I love you too, honey. So, so much. Yeah, let’s really go for it. Come on! Get the show on the road. Lawrie turned the key, and the big V12 b

Pleasures Of The Flesh
like a demon you possess me, envelope my senses, fill me up- i need your touch so much i can't breathe you cut me - i bleed i cannot seem to escape, or erase the ecstacy you gave just one bite when the moment was right and I became your slave and like the fire the wind and the moon you shape me you shift me I'm in lust with you

Learning A Lesson
Laying in bed, snuggled up in Your arms as W/we sleep peacefully. Slowly, i start to awake. Rubbing my hands along Your chest, feeling Your hair tickling the flesh between my fingers. Carefully, so as not to awaken You, i reach into the nightstand and get out a cock ring. Letting my hands slide along Your body, trailing down to Your cock, slipping the ring onto it. Continuing my exploration of Your sleeping body, i slowly move Your arms into position and cuff them to the corners of the bed. As the snap of the cuffs click into place, You awaken, asking "what are you doing?" Grinning, i reply "having fun with my Master" Shaking Your arms, You demand i release You NOW. To which i reply, "Yes, my Master" Getting the key from the nightstand and inserting it into the cuffs, releasing You. Suddenly, You grab my right wrist, pulling it to the left side of the bed, cuffing it. Copying with my left wrist to the right side of the back, forcing me to lay on my belly. All of a sudden, i feel one

Most Annoying Wench On Fubar!!
This user: http://www.fubar.com/user/1526951 has been bugging the absolute shit out of me for FuBling since she came on the site. I wish I had a dollar for everytime she has hit my SB asking me to give her bling. If I had a FuBuck for every time she's asked... I could have had the Spotlight... TWICE! peach3: hi..you give blings?

Inferno
enslaved with desires your wicked words only tighten the shackles imprisoned by the rush of devotion your heart seeps into mine and sequesters it's emotions time slowly saunters when I wish it to race casting me into the fire of your embrace the balm of your kiss and the sweet bliss of your warm breath upon my skin the hunger of your touch so anticipated craving like a drug the euphoric release and sedation the rise and the fall of our sighs till the morning pheremones like dew hang in the air sweet like poison seductive yet cruel enticing us to embrace a pyre exhausting our energies now sunk into our desire i crave you and you crave me breathe in this moment let the flames burn higher

Let Me Believe My Way
I get upset when I see people try and tell others what they should or should not believe in or stand up for. Let people think for themselves for God’s sake! If you are passionate about something ,then I think that is wonderful, however do not try and force others to believe your way . I think if you force your beliefs on people then you are doing wrong. We all have our on beliefs and passions, we do not need others forcing us to believe their way.

Holla
hAd A good night sAturdAy night unfortunAtely i ended up blAcking out and i bit someone wtf guess i should lay off the jAger bottle ANd not chug it like A beer otherwise i end up doing stupid shit like biting people and jumping threw fires without even knowing it. thAts All just wAnt to see who ActuAlly reAds these to see if i will post more or not

Fu World Filled With Bullshit
I must say that time and time again I realize the level of insanity that can be achieved by living a life of ne sort on FUBAR or spanning the fu-world into the real existence that you kno - I have seen more bullshit on this site than I ever thought possible - seems there is always someone clawing and tearing away at the shards I hold onto and try to keep for my own - and I fall into the sin-filled pit of gluttony, greed, envy, wrath and dire disgust for ppl I once considered friend - for I am all to often exposed to what they think is their secret side - the WHORE-orfying display of drunken cam sessions, the endless EMERGENCY calls; the feeble attempts to PWN me with lame commentary or obviously desperate conversation and the fakeness of the internet that is lulled into a false reality of acceptance and love. WHAT A MESS. I think the O'JAys said it best "....they smile in your face...all the time wanting to take your place...BACKSTABBERS" I see you motherfukkers - I have spyed your

Cms Disease
With all the medical issues facing us each day, it appears that research has shown a new and insidious disease has been discovered. This disease affects men and women of all ages and races. It is called CMS (Chronic Marine Syndrome). There is no cure for CMS, and the VA has not recognized As of this writing, but there are some treatments that have been successful. Symptoms to look for are: 1. Pride in self and the organization they represent; 2. A strong willingness to pay extra attention to detail to get the job done; 3. May wear articles of Marine clothing; T-shirts, jackets, watches,etc. well into their 80's; 4. Will stand to attention and put their hand over their heart, or even salute when the National Anthem is played or the National Colors are passing by; 5. Does not succumb easily to political correctness; 6. Is sure of who they are; 7. Is often either respected or hated by others, due to their abilities and talents; 8. Will give up their seat to a lady;

Sorry
I'm sorry my hips aren't as big as hers I'm sorry that I'm younger I'm sorry my breasts don't sag I'm sorry I believed you I'm sorry I took a chance on you even though I knew everything about you I'm sorry my children fell in love with you, too I'm sorry I made so many of your fantasies come true I'm sorry about that first night in the hotel I'm sorry about Red River I'm sorry about your birthday present I'm sorry I thought you needed medication to help you I'm sorry that's now your excuse for my pain I'm sorry I wanted you for always I'm sorry I thought you'd always be there for me I'm sorry I thought you were my friend I'm sorry you were the first person I ever put so much trust in I'm sorry I didn't control you I'm sorry you weren't happy I'm sorry I made you laugh I'm sorry I was so good at those little things you liked I'm sorry that now I'm alone I'm sorry I wasted so much of my precious life on your lies and promises I'm sorry I never married yo

Is It True?
When you said you were my friend, was it true? When you said you really mean it, was it true? When you said you wouldn't leave, was it true? When I'm lonely and lost, are you here? When I'm sad and confused, are you here? Do you listen to my pleas, or just turn away? I don't know if I can keep going. I don't know if I want to. I need someone by my side. So I can be by theirs. With honesty and hope. With love and compassion. With tenderness and care. Will you be here? I don't think you ever were. But I have always been here for you.

I'm Me
I am me. In all the world, there is no one else exactly like me. Everything that comes out of me is authentically mine, because I ALONE chose it. I own evrything about me: my body,my feelings,my mouth,my voice,all of my actions,weather they be to others or myself. I own my fantasies,my dreams,my hopes,my fears.I own my triumphs and successes,all my failures and mistakes.Because I own all of me, I can become intimately acquainted with me. By doing so, I can love me and be friendly wth all my parts..*wink* I know there are aspects about myself that puzzle even me, and other aspects I don't even know. But as long as I am friendly and loving to myself , I can courageously and hopefully look for solutions to the puzzles within me. Find out more about me. However I look and sound, whatever I say and do, and whatevr I think and feel at a given moment in time is authentically me. I can discard things within me that are unfitting. And keep the rest. Invite something new with in

First Kss
I love all my friends, and keep them in my heart. And hope the friendship, will never part. But do you ever find, that special one? That makes you smile, and come undone? I just wonder sometimes, if it's for real. Or just another guy after, my heart to steal. I think that someday, that I may find this out. Then all the passion and want, will not be a doubt. When I look into your eyes, I see hope, It loosens my mind, to help me cope. It would take only just one small thing, if this is true. To either be happy forever, or always be blue. To live a life with someone, would be a real bliss. Just to be granted, that very first kiss.

Do You Have What It Takes? Then Come Tell Me!!!!!!!!!
WANT TO WORK FOR THE BEST COUNTRY LOUNGE ON FUBAR--WELL HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!!! WE ARE NOW HIRING!! BEEN LOOKING FOR A FAMILY OF FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM?!?! WE GOT WHAT YOU WANT!!! NEED THAT COUNTRY MUSIC/SOUTHERN ROCK VIBE IN YOUR LIFE COPPERHEADS HAS EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR

A Lucky Few
The lucky few All they do is push me down when i want up hold me back but i want out you can crush my dreams and brake my ribs too but your not going to stop me Ill take the long road some find its the high road why cant you except me for who i am im not that girl that came crying to with all her problems you held me too tight now my wings are broken its to hard to fly away Dreams get crushed or fade away sometimes you out grown them but the lucky few who dreams come true wont be me but it could be you

Asshat Of The Day Award
This is the most messed up thing i have ever saw. This girl asked me too level her not once but 2 times. I have no problem helping anyone level.I do this all day every day. But after the second level up I asked her too return some love. I sit and rate everything everyone has too help them level and will not stop until they are leveled. So what does she do after the second level up wanna know the love she showed..She blocked me. Just a warning too all this is the Thank you she gives for helping her!!!!! At this point this girl has blocked ALL of the shadow levelers family. This is a screenshot of her in my shoutbox last night asking for our help. ~Jade-Topless Bartender @Club Paradize~@ fubar

Random Thoughts...
I had wrote something similar to this awhile back but it seems that i have removed it from everywhere . So i am just gonna try my best to remember what i had wrote lol. Tell people how you really feel about them whether it is good or bad. They will look up to you for being honest. When you tell someone that you love them look them in the eyes and sincerely mean it. Don`t say it because you know that is what they want to hear. Say it because you FEEL it. When a girl says "NO" she means it and leave it at that. Do not bring it back up within the next 48 hrs. Trust me. Do not put things off for tomorrow that can be done today. Tomorrow is not a given. So do it today. Smile,even when you don`t want to. Someone somewhere is falling in love with your smile. Late at night when you can`t sleep and you think no one cares. Your wrong. Someone somewhere is laying there thinking about you. Take the time to talk to someone when they want to talk. You never know what they are th

What Hurts...
When you LOVE someone with all your Heart and they could CARELESS. Talking to SOMEONE for months and then they just up and decide to STOP talking to you with no EXPLANATION and wont give you one cause their too damn STUBBORN to fucking GROW UP and act their age. (BE A MAN) or (WOMAN) When you ask SOMEONE how they FEEL about you and they AVOID that question and change the subject. Knowing that deep down even though he or she has done you so WRONG (MANY TIMES) in the past you still LOVE them and ALWAYS will. Knowing that if you EVER went back to him or her it would be the SAME old BULLSHIT. Knowing that you CONNECTED with someone and THEY KNOW that they connected with you but DONT do anything to PURSUE more. Knowing deep down that when he or she AVOIDS answering a QUESTION they think that their SAVING you the PAIN and HEARTACHE but they are NOT it just makes it that much WORSE. Knowing that you made an IMPACT in someones life and they just DROP you out of their LIFE

What The?....
today has been one hell of a boring ass day. hell its been a boring ass week. but its only tuesday, so maybe it will get better by this weekend. check that it is going to get better by this weekend. friday there is one hell of a party, saturday my oldest nephew is graduating highschool, and sunday my youngest sister is graduating highschool. i am so proud of them both.

That Radio Program W/jeff Allen, "the Music Man" On Rock Hard Radio!
That Radio Program w/Jeff Allen,The Music Man Heard each day onROCK HARD RADIOMonday thru Friday12 noon to 6 pm EstCheck Out the New Game RoomFollow this Link for the MusicRock Hard Radio While Your Surfing or playing Games, Listen toRock Hard Radio

Michelle Updegrove Went Missing 05/03/08
I REALLY DO LOVE THIS WOMAN AN I BELIVE SHE LOVES ME. ALL I WANT TO DO IS FIND HER SAFE,AN GET HER ALL THE HELP SHE NEEDS SO WE CAN MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES AN GET MARRIED A HAVE A FEW KIDS AN JUST LIVE NORMAL AMERICAN LIVES LIKE ANY ONE ELSE. THERE'S JUST THIS ONE PA STATE TROOPER OUT OF SCHUYLKILL BARACKS HE IS BEST FRIENDS WITH HER EX AN MAKING OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL. I JUST NEED GOD AN EVERYONE ELSE TO JUST GIVE US A CHANCE.

Memories?
I sit alone in a room where the only light shining are the glowing images appearing out of the television. You may start to wonder "what is she watching?' but the answers are not clear. I see nothing.. I am immeresed in nothing but thought, surrounded by doorways every where I look. Each door looks more promising than the one before, yet I sense trouble no matter which one is opened. I pull back within myself, deep almost unreachable. I pull my knees close in to my chest and hug them as I burry my head and try to escape visions that flash before me. So many corridors to run through, all leading nowhere. There must be an end there must be some sort of destination, but alas I am beginning to feel doubt. I am standing now, I reach into myself and pull on the one thing that will get me through, courage, followed by my strength and determination, hoping that none will fail me. As I gather myself in to one, flashes of childhood memories run right past me, like the time I was little and play

Stop!
Sometimes it feels as if I am just going thru the motions of life with no reward. Going in circles with no end and no beginning. Just when I think I see the stop sign up ahead, something else happens and I go thru the loop once more. As I round each corner, I see the marks on the road of wheels screeching to a hault, left behind by someone who once was traveling the same road that I am. Envy and sadness is what I feel. Once in a while I pick up strangers who are stranded along side of the road only to help them along their way and drop them off at their stop. Round and round in circles I go.. waiting for someone to hold up my sign letting me know it's time to Stop...

It Was Just A Dream Afterall
I know he sits and watches, taking notes on who I am he waits for the right moment to gently take my hand. He's heard about the turmoil of those who have torn me apart, He patiently waits for the right moment to mend my broken heart. His gentle words of kindness I shall listen to then I am shocked when he tells me "I've been wanting you" He says " I've wanted to tell you this for a very long time now, but I didn't know how. You've graced the screen with nothing but class, you've always been kind and always stood your ground. I've watched you charm others and how I wanted to tell you hello, but didn't know if I should, because I didn't want to scare you, I didn't want to seem a fool." I sat and stared at the screen in amazement and didn't know what to say, he then continued to say "I know it comes as a shock to hear such words, but please let me finish while I have the nerve. I see that you've been broken one too many times and that you could be gun shy but could you please give me a

I Am Granola.
You Are Granola You are creative and inventive. You don't do much the ordinary or normal way. You like to explore new ideas and lifestyles. Something isn't for you just because other people do it. Quick breakfast fixes are definitely not your style. You're the type most likely to cook yourself an amazing homemade breakfast. What Kind of Cereal Are You?

Not Allowed To Pay My Respect!
"Sorry Ingrid, the service is for close friends. Like Jeffrey's extended family. It's not something you'll really want to witness anyway. It's open casket and just awful. His Dad really just wants the people who were closest to him. There is going to be a get together sometime at Grace Family. I don't remember when exactly. But people who aren't able to go to the funeral can go to that." lets just say, there was a huge argument about that.

One Wish
If I was granted but one wish I could wish for many things I could wish for world peace No more war No more debt No more pain and suffering If my wish was limited to just me I could wish for a man that is strong I could wish for a deep seeded love I could wish for someone who cares He could be tall and handsome Confident and all around amazing If I had to make just that one wish If I could get all those things Wrapped in one wonderful package Then my wish is already come true Because my wish is YOU I LOVE YOU BABY!!

You Know You Want To Own Me...
I've entered my first auction OMG!!! It opens on May 16th. Here is my offer: Owned in name 1 Mo Rate ALL SFW Pics 11 Rate all Stash Daily Comments Daily Gifts 5 Bling(my choice) Pimped out in Bully weekly Pimp out in Blog Linked in profile Will add link in a Bully when it becomes available.

Have You Heard These Lines Before Lol
Hey baby...mind if I take my pants off? --- --- I love you, you know. --- --- Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me? 0 0 If I let you suck on my tongue, would you be grateful? 5 2 Have you ever played "Spank the brunette"? Want to try? --- 0 Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood. --- 0 Do you like whales? Well I have a hump-back at my place. --- 0 You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a hole filed of you! --- 0 You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you. --- 0 Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. --- 0 I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. --- 0 Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit. --- 0 Hi. Can I domesticate you? --- 0 Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited! --- 0 Can I walk th

All About Me
(repost of original by 'Joyridin2w -C/O of Rejects in Rafters' on '2008-05-12 16:59:04') (repost of original by 'S@RGoN-OWNED BY LADY CHARITY-Security AT Rejects In The Rafters-' on '2008-05-12 17:05:26') (repost of original by 'Chita->;}Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club' on '2008-05-12 17:30:18') (repost of original by 'Lady Charity (wiccan princess)unholy bomber, fu-girlfriend and owned by countess' on '2008-05-12 17:33:02') (repost of original by 'Master Nosferatu Owned By Lil_EJ88 Unholy Darkness, Unholy Bombers' on '2008-05-12 18:11:29') (repost of original by 'S@RGoN-OWNED BY LADY CHARITY-Security AT Rejects In The Rafters-' on '2008-05-13 00:49:53') (repost of original by 'Lady Charity (wiccan princess)unholy bomber, fu-girlfriend and owned by countess' on '2008-05-13 05:24:06') (repost of original by 'Countess, Unholy Bomber, fu girlfriend to and owned by Lady Charity' on '2008-05-13 06:55:34')

Trees
I think I like it most when I sit amongst the trees I listen to them talk Soft whispers on the breeze They speak of things we can not know From whence the wind comes & where it must go They speak of our Earth Thier living mother They speak of the Moon Her distant Lover They speak of the Sun His warming Smile They warn us of serpents "Beawre their guile" All things can be Learned If you Please If only One Would hear the Trees Mark A mage for the age

Poem: One
I waitin' on theOne nOne other can compare One to release me from my shell One to tell me they got me Love me till the end... Tell me everyday they'll die 4 me Cry 4me...cry with me Tearz of happiness... No One will separate us... You and I joined at the hips Your mind thinks of me Your lips whisper my name And your body...Well you know She'll put my past women to shame She'll be the One wit a mean swag Of confidence and assurance That'll let me know everything's workin' One'll never second guess my actions Or words at that Has patience for me as I with her One plus One equals One One plan One voice One thought One love Listens to me I'll do the same Understand the Golden Rule The One rule I live by Me and her will respect it Give her the space when she needs Hold her when she's hurtin' She'll do the same One day she'll be mine She'll exhale, I'll excel...inhale Her perfume so sweet Like her I'm 50 she's 50 That's One hundred percented committed To

My Promise...
It's a promise made of love And it's one I'll always keep, The essence of my strength When weary and feeling weak. It's the sunshine of each day Peace and comfort in the night, It's what soothes my very soul Letting me know it'll be alright. This beautiful gift from Heaven Was carried on an angels wings, The most precious melody of all That made this lonely heart sing. A promise built on forever The way it was meant to be, This love never fades with time My promise of love for eternity. ~For You Babe~

Welcome Home Pt. 1
You call me while I am at work asking me to tell you when I am going to be home. I tell you that I am on my way and I should be there in about 15 minutes or so. You ask me to hurry home. I find the most direct route to get there and when I get home I find there is a note taped to the front door. I take the note and read it. My dear husband, Our son is at a friends house and will be gone into the evening. Please join me upstairs. I know you have had a difficult past few days at work and you need to relax. Your Loving Wife, Ashley I enter our home and take off my work boots. I know you are upstairs, but I first take the time to get a bottle of water from the fridge. I take my time drinking it. I know that I am making you wait. I enjoy knowing that I am increasing the anticipation. After I am finished I make my way upstairs. I Listen for sounds as to where you are. I hear the faint sound of water running so I know you are in the shower. I step into our spacious bath

Money For War But None For Troops?
Congress: Money for War, But No Money for the Troops? When it comes to hypocritical "Support the Troops" rhetoric, I thought I'd seen it all. But I was wrong. This week, a small group of Democrats are using back door dealings to torpedo the widely-supported new GI Bill. For anyone new to the issue, here's the bottom line up front: In 1944, FDR signed the original GI Bill, which gave every veteran a chance to go to college. It paid for tuition, fees, and books, and gave veterans a living stipend. The GI Bill helped the "Greatest Generation" readjust to civilian life, it helped pull us out of a post-war recession, and it helped build the middle class. Every dollar spent on educational benefits under the original GI Bill added at least seven dollars to the national economy. Today, 1.7 million troops have come home from Iraq and Afghanistan, but the GI Bill no longer covers anything like the cost of college. So a bipartisan coalition of veterans now serving in the Senate

Letting Go
Well I guess it had to happen sometime. After 15 years of marriage my wife says that it is over. I thought that we might last a little longer than this but I guess I just have to take everyones advice and just LET IT GO! I never would have thought that it would end this way but I guess its for the best that it did because it is making it easier to move on. With each passing day I think about it less and less. Im not saying that I don't still Love her because that is something I caint let go of because we do have four beautiful kids together and that will never change.I guess there will always be a part of me that hopes that one day she will change her mind and come back but I caint hold my breath on this one. She said that she has had enough and its time to move on with her life. Well, even though i hate to, I am just going to have to except it and do just that..........MOVE ON. So from this day forward I will worry about my kids and myself and hope that she takes care of herself and s

Poem: The Day I Stopped Givin' A Damn
I try not complain about my life I just take it in strives Black...male...I already got my two strikes Warrior...I use a knife as my choice of weapon The same knife that was used in my back is helpin' Kept in my own zone...my solitude...my world please don't come in The day that I stopped was when I want more enemies than friends Motivation I guess cuz ain't nobody else doin' it right So I pray to God to help me get through the night I fight off demons with my right...pull angels toward me with my left Look in the mirror daily and humble myself I've helped in my fair share of drama but I squash that Fell down a couple of times up I got back My mind's strapped to C-4 I got to watch what I'm doin' People bring bullshit and my life ain't worth losin' Choosin' my own fate...either real or fake Do my thing let' em know it kills to hate I take pride in myself to let anyone get me down I got my ego in check so them names don't hurt now I stopped givin' a damn...good for me b

Poem: Human Heroin
You want me in your in your system Lustin for me Wantin’ me Needin another hit That rollcoaster ride that you like so much Don’t want it to stop higher and I higher I take you To a world that you’ve never seen But to me I’ve been there done it… I run this just sit back and enjoy How I feel against your skin How I feel in your body Ecstasy in pure form Desired pleasure you feel Keep goin’ up and up… Don’t ruin the ride Everybody tries and fails Takin’ advantage of me Too much of one thing will kill you You wanted a double dose Me and whoever It didn’t matter He wasn’t pure Heroine Like I so now you’ve messed up Such a good thing now ruined Bein’ gluttonous and lustful Now the roller coaster at top What goes up must come down And it did….HARD Fell off track and wrecked Now you’re in detox On a weak drug To get over Me But that weak drug isn’t Me

Poem: The Chair
Dance for me....seductively... With my clothes on grindin' like you phuckin' me.... Handcuffed to the chair.... Blindfolded are you still there??? Ol' school songs play lightly in the background Is that some Marvin??? Girl it's on now!!! I'mma show you what sexual healin' is about Keep dancin'....grindin' on me nibblin' at my ear Tellin' me things that I wanna hear.... While unbuttonin' my pants and shirt unloosin' the tie Rubbin' your hands on my thigh..... Just a lil' to the left I'm thinkin'... Then you disappear 10 seconds felt like eternity The anticipation is burnin' me Something warm on my manhood... Felt like the your hotbox naw the fellatio is just that good Why you stop??? Don't stop!!! Cold tongue touchin' the tip??? Is that ice??? Yeeesssss!!! I scream in excitement... Okay stop...stop...STOP!!! I can't take it anymore!!! Phuckin' cuffs...not fair... Let me have one hand free So I can push you off at lease Or run my hands through your hair Don't rea

Y'all Will Be Proud..............
LoL!!! Soooooooooo most of you know that I have been in ancient times of the internet world and struggling on dial up. You all will be happy to know that I bit the bullet and went to Alltel and purchased this modern thing they call wireless internet. lmao OMG!!! I was so amazed. I can actually rate more than 50 pictures in an hour anddddddddddddddddd I can watch videos. I feel like I have stepped into another planet. Why didn't somebody tell me it would be this great??? LOL

Checkin' Out.
I just looked around me, at my life, at my room. At constant disorder, broken dreams, melancholy followed by brief spurts of success. I got nothing. I'm quitting kung fu, can't afford it anymore. Can't afford to pay my taxes from last year. Can't find a single fucker that wants a scientist for more than a shit handfuls of shit an hour. I got it. New York beat me. time to take a hint, and roll. I'm looking at california, my friend says to come stay a week, and look at jobs. My industry is booming there, geologists needed everywhere. Still surf, and bigger mountains. I think this is it, I think this is my last few weeks in NY.

My First
Hello everyone. This is my first blog on fubar... and I have no idea what I am doin (so please "beer" with me). So far I have met so many nice and friendly people, thats great and all but last night I went out to a local bar (close to my house in Warwick RI so I could walk cause I knew I was gonna get shit faced). I anticipated this night out all week end long (I even wore my "lucky" panties!!) So I walk into this used to be "trendy Tavern" and from wall to wall all I can see is beautiful young woman (don't they hve school in the morning). When did Monday night turn into 18+ night??? Not that I can't hold my own with a bunch of perkey gitty drunken 19 yaer olds... but I do love love love all the attention I can get when I go out (lookin 4 it!!!) and I just was not sattisfied last night... I wanted to go home and put on my old pajams consisting of an old tshirt and ripped old soccer shorts from high school and get on my computer an go to ... FUBAR!!!. so this made me wonder... are we th

Yo Momma So Ugly
Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink. Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. Yo Mamma so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away. Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry. Yo Mamma so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel. Yo Mamma so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her. Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application. Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back." Yo Mamma so ugly, even the tide won't come back in. Yo Mamma so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border. Yo Mamma so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. Yo Mamma so ugly, Freddy Krueger is jealous. Yo Mamma so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out. Yo Mamma so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence. Yo mamma is so ugly ur dad first thought she was