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Summary
Rise of the Phoenix Summary Talk about having a bad day... Phoenix walker loses her fiancé to her agent Steve, and meets a wonderful man named Donovan that changes her life… Within one single evening over dinner on the local boardwalk Ms. Walker is thrown into a world that only would be possible in one of her supernatural romance novels. After being bitten by a demonic overlord Bergeron, she is transformed into a fire demon that has been prophesized by the creatures of the night for centuries. She becomes The Phoenix. The only one who will weld the power that is going to end the war with Bergeron and his army of crones that has plagued their world for centuries. While learning her new world, and new powers as she fights Bergeron and his army. She falls for Marcus, Donovan's partner and the only man that even she knows it can't end well with…
Chapter Two
Chapter Two The ride to the boardwalk was a quiet one. Donovan seemed to be distracted by something. He had not acted like the man in the bookstore since he stopped and was looking around. Maybe I wasn’t imagining that feeling of being watched. She thought to herself, and she looked over at Donovan sitting behind the wheel stone faced, constantly looking in his review mirror. The light from the dashboard lit up his features nicely, yet brought out something in his face she hadn’t noticed before, something almost frightening. The radio playing softly and the purring of the supercharged engine of Donovan’s wild strawberry 1969 Dodge Charger was the only things that broke the silence. It must have been a night for love songs on the radio, or just the station he had been listening to, first it was Love of a lifetime by Firehouse, then to Let’s Make Love by Bryan Adams then final song was Phoenix’ and Adam’s song Lonely Road of Faith by Kid Rock. Hearing that so
Sick, Tired And... Scared :(
I'm scared... I'm writing my master thesis about body horror on the screen. If you don't know what body horror means watch some of David Cronenberg's movies. But there is a big problem. My supervisor. He hates me. He is rejecting all my notes. My notes aren't bad. I'm trying to do my best but it's really hard to do this. Two days ago he told one girl, that her thesis is a piece of shit, a crap and he had to get drunk because he couldn't look at that. As far as I know her notes were good. But who knows... He's a jerk and I don't like him. But I'm so scared... I want my thesis to be good. I don't know what to do :( I'm powerless :(
Who's Coming Round To Play?
As you will no doubt be aware, one of the most exciting things that can happen is if you are out mowing the lawn a bouncy ball is uncovered. No doubt it was once the property of a small child who shed a tear before going on with his/her life after accidentally throwing it the wrong side of the fence. This unexpected treat then provides hours of fun and the mere anticipation of the possibility of finding such a treasure makes the gardening seem worthwhile as otherwise it would be one of the most unpleasant jobs going. So get a load of this; Today I was out cutting the lawn and by the time I had finished I had uncovered the following bounty: 4 tennis balls 2 frisbees 1 mini football 1 mini rugby ball 1 stressball football 1 stressball basketball 1 rubber 'power' ball As I am sure you can appreciate I am almost beside myself with joy and can barely contain myself. I thought this sort of day was just confined to dreams. My only problem is deciding what to play with first.
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Updates For 5/9!
Good Morning Everyone! We are not doing a Profile of the Week for this week as most everyone has had the chance to be the profile of the week. We do have an official giveaway going on though... Knight Killer needs 10K in comments for a 1 Month VIP! We also have a new member.... Par~Sweetbaby~tner and Owner of GlobalBombers~Demon CrewPlease stop by and welcome her to the family! If you have any questions feel free to ask myself, Lori, or Scooter for help!
To Be Someone (didn't We Have A Nice Time)
To be someone must be a wonderful thing A famous footballer a rock singer or a big film star, yes I think I would like that To be rich and have lots of fans have lots of girls to prove that I'm a man And be No. 1 - and liked by everyone Getting drugged up with my trendy friends They really dig me and I dig them And the bread I spend - is like my fame - it's quickly diminished And there's no more swimming in a guitar shaped pool no more reporters at my beck and call no more cocaine it's only ground chalk no more taxis now we'll have to walk But didn't we have a nice time - didn't we have a nice time Oh wasn't it such a fine time I realize I should have stuck to my guns instead shit out to be one of the bastard sons and lose myself - I know it was wrong - but it's cost me a lot And there's no more drinking after the club shuts down, I'm out on me arse with the rest of the clowns It's really frightening without a bodyguard so I stay confined to my lonely ro
Idler's Dream
My heart it skips a beat when I behold The light that's shining through your eyes of gold From heavenly blood you seem to spring from heavenly waters you can drink I'll meet you on a day that never ends I'll greet you in a way that heaven meant You lay me down gently on the leaves you cover me over in my sleep I never did say and I wish I could I never could pray 'cos it's just no good I hope you don't break up my heart of stone I don't wanna scream out loud and wake up on my own. And as I close my eyes and the sky turns red I realise just what you are: You're an idler's dream and your singing Shang-ri-la
Systemic Lupus Erythematosus (sle)
It affects the skin and other vital organs, and can cause a raised, scaly, butterfly-shaped rash across the bridge of the nose and cheeks that can leave scars if it goes untreated. Systemic lupus may also damage the connective tissue in the joints, muscles, and skin, as well as the membranes surrounding the lungs, heart, kidneys, and brain. SLE can also cause kidney disease. Brain involvement is rare, but lupus can cause confusion, depression, seizures, and rarely, strokes. Blood vessels may come under attack. This can cause sores to break through the skin, especially in the fingers. Some lupus patients get Raynaud's syndrome, which makes the small blood vessels in the skin contract and prevent blood from getting to the hands and feet -- especially in response to cold. Most attacks last only a few minutes, but can be painful. What Causes Lupus? No single factor is known to cause lupus. Research suggests that a combination of genetic, hormonal, and immune system factors may
Is It Just Me?
Yesterday and today, when I have fanned people, they don't show up on my "Fans of" tab. Is it just me, or is that a new Fubar "feature"?
Radio Interview With General Cosgrove
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this! This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range. FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline
When Thank You Just Isn't Enough....
I want to introduce you to some of the most awesome folks I've had the pleasure of being friends with here on Fubar.If they aren't on your friends list you just gotta go f/r/a them I wish I could list every1 who I care for here but I don't think they make bullys that long lol TY SO MUCH....... The Shadow Levelers.....what more do i gotta say..they are best..I'm truely blessed to call everyone of them my friend, tho i cant list them all here..do yourself a favor and checked out their complete listing in booboo's blog, someone who by the way I can't say enough about..she stays so busy, showing love to all of fubar, organizing her Fu-family, and still has time to make every person she comes into contact with feel like the most important person on earth..a true angel ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar Without this lady & her world cruise I wouldnt have the friends i have today. she took me under her wing answered every dumb question i had, taught me how to
Poops
If i wasn't on anti depressants, I might be a bigger wreck than I am. But, I went out to the bar with some friends last night. I mostly stared at the floor. I picked my eyes up to get 1/2 or 1/3 of a story here and there. and its always the same shit. bar talk, bullshitting. getting 'fucked up.' I can really care less about it all, but i suppose i should enjoy it, since now interludes like that will be my only human contact for a while, besides my shitty garbage job at an auto parts store. anyway, i only had 4 beers, but i have a slight headache this morning. I intend to stick to the plan of not calling her anymore, or writing to her.
Relationships
You know I have been in many relationships but we all know that there is always one that just destroys us. Then we spend a great deal of our life try to get over that pain. Then one day you think you have and find out you haven't. I am here and they are not, I am here and my heart is not, I am here and my thoughts are not. So I say relationships WHY FUCKING BOTHER!!!!!!!
The Judge Speaks, Well. Sort Of...(follow Up To First Blog)
The judge in the case of a 10-year-old boy arrested because his mother missed one restitution payment made this comment about the case: MUHLENBERG CO., KY - A ten-year old boy's mother tells NEWS 25 her son was taken into police custody while at school because she failed to make a court ordered restitution payment. Since airing the story on Timmy Stephens, I've received emails and phone calls from concerned viewers wanting to know if what the judge ordered was legal. Timmy is ten-years-old and his case was handled in juvenile court, so the judge and police could not tell us very much. Muhlenberg County Sheriff Eddie Perry says he had no choice but to follow the judge's order to pick Timmy up at school. So we again called Judge Brian Wiggins. He tells me he can't talk about Timmy Stephens case directly, but if a juvenile ends up in his court for a public offense, there is usually a set of rules the child must follow. If he violates those rules, then it is legal to pick hi
10 Year Old Boy Arrested For Mom's Mistake
This definitely rates a 10 on the old weird-meter: MUHLENBERG COUNTY BOY ARRESTED FOR MOM'S MISTAKE GREENVILLE, KY - Amy Mercer and her ten-year-old son thought they had settled a 2007 lawsuit in which Mercer agreed to pay another family's medical bills. But after failing to make a payment in March, she says her son suffered the consequences. "I asked them why they would take me. I hadn't done anything," says Mercer's son, Timothy Stephens. "I got to the Sheriff's Department and they were just pulling him out of the car like he was some kind of little criminal," Mercer says. Monday afternoon, a Muhlenberg County Sheriff's deputy showed up at Timothy's elementary school, saying he had a warrant for Timothy's arrest. For what? A restitution payment his mom missed in March and planned to re-pay in April. Timmy Stephens was at school in Longest Elementary School in Muhlenberg County when he was called to the principal's office. Waiting for him was a police officer the
Reines Role Call
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I Believe
I Believe Current mood: CONTENT Category: Life I believe- That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe- That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and, you must forgive them for that. I believe- That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe- That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe- That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe- That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them I believe- That you can keep going long after you can't. I believe- That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe- That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe- That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be
Poem: Just Dreams It Seems
COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL PLEASE DO NOT COPY WITHOUT PERMISSION THANK YOU I sit alone with thoughts of you Your smile I remember And your touch too In my heart burns an ember Of Love's eternal flame We wanted a thousand years From time I laid my claim That first kiss almost brought tears As fade did the ache of waiting Knowing that the coming years Our life together we'd be creating Feeling I was finally home With a love that would not abate No reason to ever roam Even Valhalla would have to wait Now I sit alone with memories of you In sleep I am with you in my dreams Next to sea and under sky of blue But dreams are just dreams it seems
Anniversaries, Past And Future
Special day today, in many ways 1st of all, the most important is the birthday of my sweet love: not everything wwent perfect and i would have liked a few things tyo go in an other way, but this is life then today is also an anniversary, the 1st one, because it's already one year i had her in my arms and i realise time has passsed so fast but it's well known time is flying... flying fast when i look behind, but not flying fast enough when i look in the future and finally, this day is special for a third reason: i learned this morning that my ex invited home her new friend and his son this afternoon so they meet our daughters for 1st time life is amazing, sometimes, don't you think ?
Rules For Women Motorcycle Passengers
Rules for female passengers. 1. If you have no bike but just happen to have your own helmet in your car we know your playing us for a ride. 2. If your going to go for a ride go with the nicest bike he's the one who is least likely to crash and kill you. If he has a nice bike he's probably been ridding a while. If you go with a tool who has a 86 ninja 250 we are all going to laugh at you. Plus use your head if his bike looks broke then so is he DUHHH! 3. If the bike is a "Stunt bike" or rashed up all over reconsider there is a reason its rashed up. 4. If you're FAT! Save yourself some embarrassment and save us the aggravation of trying to tell you no with out saying cuz "YOU'RE FAT BITCH!!!! We can only be sooo nice. Use your head. 5. If your friend is ugly or FAT (See rule 4) it is not my responsibility to get someone to take her. 6. If you have on a skirt then YES!!! We have to go first. No one else knows how to get where we are going... (Right guys?) 7. Showing
True Floridian
You know you're a Floridian if.... Socks are only for bowling. You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. Your winter coat is made of denim. You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. Anything under 70 degrees is chilly. You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark. You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. You dread love bug season. You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances.
Women Vs Men
Women's Love Poem Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Mens Love Poem I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Marriage Joke
Marriage Joke young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my marriage. I love my fiancée, very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my future wife will be put off by them." "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." This seemed to be a workable solution. The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is truly awful." "Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning." "No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my new husband will not want to sleep in the same room with me." Her moth
Picking On Michigan Not Florida Today
Good Morning. Happy Thursday to those of you who love Thursday’s due primarily because there is only one work day left in the week I guess…What’s new on the world news front in your neck of the woods? Mine nothing new…however I did see a few things about Michigan that are worth mentioning…because I pick on Florida so much I thought I better dig up some Michigan Classics…I may have told these before if so I am blaming it on my age…if not, well then cool. A lady distraught and angered by a neighbors dog filed suit and charges against a couple who owned a beagle that apparently harassed their dog…It is interesting only due to the fact she thought she had a case against the couple. In August, Julie Leach filed a lawsuit in Macomb County, Mich., seeking at least $10,000 from the owners of a beagle named Patch, which Leach said was constantly enticing Leach's German shepherd, Holly, to chase him. In 1995, during one of Patch's escapades, the pursuing Holly was run over by a car and killed. L
Don't Say
Don't say you're not important, It simply isn't true, The fact that you were born, Is proof, God has a plan for you. The path may seem unclear right now, But one day you will see, That all that came before, Was truly meant to be, God wrote the book that is Life, That's all you need to know. Each day that you are living, Was written long ago. God only writes best sellers, So be proud of who you are, Your character is important, In this book, you are the 'Star' Have a Fabulous Day!
[i Need Work]
No... really. I'm graduating in 9 days. HI YUR MEE *rubs the dead skin out of his eyes* Anyway, my last official day for my two classes is today. I have 2 essays to hand in, and study guides to finals to receive. Do I care if I fucking BOMB these finals? Hell no, its statistically impossible to get below a 3.0 GPA now. *raises his middle finger with little passion* That's right fuckers. I'm DONE. Two finals to coast through (there's 30 minutes out of my life *GASP*) and I will never have another FUCKING HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT IN MY FUCKING LIFE! I just... really need to find a job that pays me what my time and education are worth. I need to get the FUCK out of Topeka. Out of Kansas if at all possible. OUT OF THE MIDWEST PLEASE. Anyway, I'm selling my history books, and buying myself something delicious friday. In the meantime, frankfurters and garlic oil. I might sleep, I might not. *scratches his head* It really is over. I officially have an education. D
The Truth
Are You Prejudice?
You Are Not Prejudiced Not only are you color blind, but you're also ethnicity blind, gender blind, and sexual orientation blind. You don't judge someone until you truly know them. And even then, you're probably reluctant to judge. You try to treat everyone equally. Everyone has a fair chance with you. Good job - there's not a prejudiced bone in your body. Are You Prejudiced?
What Does Your Pizza Say About You?
What Your Pizza Reveals People may tell you that you have a small appetite... but you aren't under eating. You just aren't a pig. You consider pizza to be bread... very good bread. You fit in best in the Midwest part of the US. You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods. You are dependable, loyal, and conservative with your choices. You are cultured and intellectual. You should consider traveling to Vienna. The stereotype that best fits you is geek. You're the type most likely to order pizza to avoid leaving your computer. What Does Your Pizza Say About You?
What Carnival Ride Are You?
You Are a Haunted House You are a deeply complicated and sometimes deeply disturbed person. You can't help but be attracted to the dark side of life - even when it's pretty gruesome. In relationships, you are honest and real. So real that it's definitely a little scary. You don't fake it or play along just to get along. And people either respect this... or deeply resent it Your life is thoughtful, deep, and even philosophical at times. You see the world as it is. You don't sugar coat anything. Facing and fighting your fears is important to you. You believe that too much of life is whitewashed. You're not too morbid... you just believe that you can't enjoy life without exorcising a few demons first! At your best, you are brave, intense, and fearless. Not only do you face the abyss head on - you challenge your friends to do the same. At your worst, you are depressed and morose. If you're not careful, your thoughts take over your mind... and they aren't pretty!
Could You Be Violent?
There's Not a Violent Bone in Your Body You're cool and collected, even when someone really gets under your skin. And while you don't blow up when you're angry, you know how to express your anger calmly. You don't bottle emotions up or let them get out of control. For you, violence would never be an option. Could You Be Violent?
What Monster Are You?
You Are a Zombie You're a pretty apathetic person, and you often feel like you're sleep walking through life. You don't necessarily have a case of the "blues", but you do have a case of the "blahs." It's hard for you to snap out of your boring every day routine. You're a bit burned out. The only thing you crave is the company of others. But you're not too nice to the people who do hang around you. Your greatest power: Your lack of a normal conscience Your greatest weakness: Your lack of most emotions You play well with: Aliens What Kind of Monster Are You?
Spelling Quiz
Your Spelling is Perfect You got 10/10 correct. Your spelling is excellent. You also have a great memory and eye for detail. How's Your Spelling?
Walmart (to The Tune Of "deck The Halls")
Deck the walls with gasoline fa la la la la la la la la. Strike a match and watch it gleam fa la la la la la la la la. Watch the Walmart burn to ashes fa la la la la la la la la. Aren't you glad you played with matches fa la la la la la la la la.
Grammer Quiz
You Scored an A You got 10/10 questions correct. It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human. And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes. The It's Its There Their They're Quiz
Blast Draft #2
SANI RAWKS FUBAR Fuluv me and my owner YOYO, we are the HAWTEST chicks on FUBAR. We are page linked...at the hips...lol Check out my lounges cause I only RAWK the BEST...
Bbw Debates
Quite frankly I myself am sick of them. Why must we as a society focus on the size of a person. I am a fat chick, but truthfully I identify myself as being an individual. Yes, I may occasionally say I'm a BBW, am not offended by the term fat chick, I use it sometimes, but bottom line the size of the person should not matter. My attitude and personality by far supersedes what my size may be. We all have type sets we are attracted to, that is inevitable, but why say hateful things about those that are not to your liking? If there is someone I do not find appealing, why should I stop from being courteous and just go on about my way. The world is not perfect and opinions are like assholes I know, but good grief, get over it already.
1. Cajun Don & Kitty Kitty -- 051008
UNITING AS ONE CAJUN DON Cajun Don~Security@Sunset Cafe~All invited to Kitty and I wedding on May 10th, 6 pm CDT, the first@ fubar AND KITTY KITTY Kitty Kitty ~Promoter/Greeter@Sunset Cafe~MRS. DON THIBODAUX, THE MAN....@ fubar on this the 10th day of May, 2008, at 6 o'clock pm (CST) on the shores of the Sunset Cafe! Come one! Come all!!
Anotha Poster Child Lmao
hey!! frenchtwist!! thanks for the "4"
Messed Up Dream
ok so the reason I can't sleep tonight isn't just seeing Alan's(my friend who was killed in Operation Iraqi Freedom) face everytime I close my eyes...but I had a dream about saturday....was like I re-lived cutting myself all over again and this time while I laid passed out on teh floor I bled out and could see it and feel it happening and then everythign faded to black and then got bright and a voice said,"I didn't take you saturday because your not ready yet, you haven't done what you were meant to do....you will know what it is when the time comes...but prepare yourself for pain and suffering" and then the light was gone and the blood starts flowing back into the cut on my hand and I woke up after the blood in teh dream got to the same size puddle as saturdays was....my heart was racing and I was drenched in sweat.
If...
...anyone was wondering why I started shaving my head but kept teh beard...
Remember Her
sunday is mother's day remember your mother this sunday because everyone of us on this sight has a mother. if any of your friends or fans are mothers show them alittle extra fulove this sunday. if you think about it you would not be viewing this blog if it were not for your mother. they do not get the credit they deserve in this world. so everyone this sunday remember your mother. mother's day should be 365 days a year not just this sunday.
I Got My Pete Back
ok as most of you kno i used to drive truck with my xbf well he had sen the light and now we are back together. So i am goin back to trucking dont worry ill still be able to get online and with all that i kno and love. I hope i get to meet some of you while i am ou.t there and who knows i maybe in a city near you
Visitor's Guide To Birmingham, Alabama
First, you must learn to pronounce the city name... it's "Bur/min/ham." Driving Information: Burmin'ham has its own version of traffic rules... 1. The truck with the loudest exhaust goes next at a 4-way stop. The truck with the biggest tires goes after that (Note: Blue haired ladies driving anything have right-of-way anytime.). 2. To find anything in the city, it is required that you know where Malfunction Junction is. Which is the Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. It is one of only two "cloverleaf" formation interchanges in the world. We invented it and only one other city was stupid enough to implement it again. > > Atlanta, Georgia - making them dumber than we are. 3. The morning rush hour is from 6:00 AM to 10:00 AM. The evening rush hour is from 3: 00 PM to 7:00 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning and runs thru Saturday at Noon. If the term "merging delays" is ever used by the person reporting the traffic, even in passing, call in
Only In Alabama
Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Alabama. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Alabama, plus a couple no one’s seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. Onced and Twiced are words. It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy. And let us never forget, it’s not a garden hose or simply hose, it’s a"hosepipe" (one word). Knowed is a word too! (i knowed i wasnt supposed to do that; but i did) Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic. People actually grow and eat okra. (and like it!) Mamanem means the whole family. ("Are mamanem comin?") There ain’t no such thing as "lunch". There’s only dinner and then there’s supper. Backards and foreards means I know everything about you. Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat yet?" You know you’re from Alabama if: 1. You measure distance in minutes. 2. You’ve ev
Accepting Yourself
There is no such thing as a good person or a bad person. There are choices and actions that lead us in different directions, and it is through those choices and actions that we create our realities. Sometimes we choose or do something that takes us in the opposite direction of the reality we want to create for ourselves. When we do this, we feel bad—uneasy, unhappy, unsure. We might go so far as to label ourselves "bad" when a situation like this arises. Instead of labeling ourselves, though, we could simply acknowledge that we made a choice that lead us down a particular path, and then let it go, forgiving ourselves and preparing for our next opportunity to choose, and act, in ways that support our best intentions. Many of us experienced childhoods in which the words good and bad were used as weapons to control us—you were good if you did what you were told and bad if you didn’t. This kind of discipline undermines a person’s ability to find their own moral center and to trust and
Here I Am
on yet another people page. muddling my way through, giving myself yet another place to vent. it's a 4:30 in the morning here and i have yet to drive back to work to dump the keys off... but what the hell, i'll get there eventually & without anyone to make sure i get there in one piece too, because that's what i do. i get shit done. yay me. btw i am my own cheering gallery. didn't you know that? so perhaps i'll blog here *&* on my other blogs... some of them i can't give up, i've been there too long and have loyal fans of my twisted thoughts who would curl up and die if they didn't know what was slithering through my brain... and i'd be far less full of sweetness and light if i didn't let the slithering things run loose now and then - and gods, we don't want that. well, until i decide what i'd really like to blog about here i guess this chattering will do. just remember - i am jacks smirking revenge. life is good, opening your eyes, heart and head is better, and
Jus Might Save You
=== 'Squirter Kayla: Member:Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club ~Club F.A.R~PLEASE RATE PAGE & BLOG, TU' wrote the following at '2008-05-08 00:58:05'.. > > > > (***Added by Kayla: This is a repost of a bulletin - Send me a message if you would like me to send you the code for this bully so you can blog and repost it) > > The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives. > ~Erica > > > I will repost this a few times in the future. It WON'T bring you luck or make you rich BUT It just might save YOUR LIFE! > > > The crying baby thing happened to me once, and the police told me the exact same thing. >
As I Do
I look outside my window and Gaze upon the bright New moon and for a brief but fleeting moment I wonder if... you wonder too... If... I do think of you while you gaze upon the moon as I do.
Im Back
this is my second fubar page.i deleted the fuck outta my first.ill new pics up soon, im kinda in the middle of moving.uh ill prob update alot i have alot of free time at my new job.any ways i look forward to making new friends.not shitty ones.so please dont suck!!!!!!
Running Thin
My patience with a certain someone is getting thin on here. This person is a plain out home wrecker and to put it simple im tired of his bullshit. He needs to leave my family and wife alone before serious reprecussions and consequences come about. I dont have much in this world but I will protect my family if even it means my life. The last thing I need is trust issues with family over some asshole. All I know is this one way or the other will stop. He needs to realize my wife is married and move the fuck on oh well just bitching. I just wish this fucker would quit before I do something I may regret later.
Chillax, Maxine!
Page Five
I'm being such a lazy bastard...it's been like forever between pages here, so let's catch up. I now talk rather normally and eat somewhat regularly again. There are a few complications...my chin is still numb...but it's getting better and I'm adjusting. I have lost close to 20 pounds since my surgery and that's a good thing, of course. These days, I am rather disturbed about my emotional state. So many things are happening to me at once and I think I'm dealing with it all to a degree, but I've been picking up some worries about my own mental state. I apparently suffer from depression, or so I've been told. Im taking Cymbalta for it and I don't notice much difference, but it does seem I tend to get blue when I don't take the stuff for a couple of days. One thing that bugs me is that I...the one person who never took anything seriously...am taking things way too seriously these days. Little things that I'd never even give a second thought to before just puts me in a raging f
Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Radio Show Crossover Madness, Grand Theft Auto 4: Kill Steve - 3 New Videos, Hat Removal Video, Animation Festival, N
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony talk about his childhood tree fort - online now!) Good morning and happy Thursdee, kids! Today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, we will be cross-promoting the hell out of other radio shows...why? Because we can...and because you never know what's going to happen. First off, today is the launch of the IMUS Radiothon, so we'll be talking to our pal Don Imus. We'll also be hooking up with one of our cronies from WBCN in Boston, Crash from the Toucher and Rich Show, because apparently he's got some horrific stories to share. Finally, we'll be chatting with the one and only SCORCH, who is going to tell us all about being a professional broadcaster. Jim Norton HBO Taping - Get Tickets: Our own James Norton is doing another taping for the nice folks at HBO, and you're invited! Get All The Norton Ticket Info HERE Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's
Welcome
Well, hello all! I'm starting my new blog up and just getting settled into things on this site. Hope all are well and eager to see whats going to be posted up soon. I'll have to think about the direction I want to take this blog. Toodles, Kiznick
Nyha' S Loungue I Am Co-owner Come Join Us
I have reopened my lounge! I haven't really paid much attention to it with everything going on lately! But, I am back! and will definitely pay more attention now! I want to thank my friends that have already joined it! As well as, ask all my other friends to come join me! I will b in there daily from now on! Come hang out, have fun. Share a few drinks! Hope to see you there! I am asking my two fave fu~friends to help me by being co~owners! Check them out! Click each name!
Evil Intent Of Wicked Desires
This song was written by me for how my BF feels about me and how he feels when he is with me. Mind you this is only my interpretation though. Enjoy. Written By Lora A. (chourus) My evil intent of wicked desires, rage on in my mind. Taking me to dreams, of the lustful kind. Take me to heaven, show me the way. One night with you, makes me want to stay. (verse 1) I get lost in your eyes, wanna give love another try. I don't know what it is, that makes me feel like this. Every waking moment all about you, my queen you know just what to do. The stars in the sky do not compare, to the shining gleam in your hair. The lips of my angel never say no, hold me close and never let me go. (repeat chourus) (verse 2) I'm falling so fast, and having such a blast. Rage on in my heart with wicked desire, my angel's eyes fill me with deepest fire. In all the world I could never find, love as rich as yours and mine. Never wanna leave your side, searching again to
Damnit!!!!!!!!
Damnit!!!!!!!!!! I can't sleep. This fucking sucks. I wanted so much to see what the dream stalker had in store for me tonight. Now no sleep. grrrrrrrrrrr luv u Tara
So True!! Try To Live This!!
“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and famous?' Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that people won't feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.” Used by Nelson Mandela in his 1994 inaugural speech
The Shocking Video Hillary Does Not Want You To See! (1of2)
The Shocking Video Hillary Does NOT Want You To See! (1of2) The Shocking Video Hillary Does NOT Want You To See! (2of2)
I'm F*cking Obama - Hillary Clinton Feat. Sarah Silverman
I'm F*cking Obama - Hillary Clinton feat. Sarah Silverman
Hillary Wasn't Lying! Bosnia Gunfire Footage Discovered...
Hillary WASN'T LYING! Bosnia gunfire footage discovered... CBS Exposes Hillary Clinton Bosnia Trip.
05-08-08
THIS IS PRETTY MUCH BEING SPONTANEOUSLY WRITTEN...HOPE WHOEVER READS IT LIKES IT THINKING BACK ON THE DAYS WHEN OUR LOVE WAS NEW HOW I WOULD INSTANTLY FALL AGAIN AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR SMILE THRILLING ME COMPLETELY WITH A SIMPLE TOUCH THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE COULD CARRY ME FOR MILES YOUR HAND IN MINE WAS FREEDOM FROM WITHIN PURE BLISS SIMPLE AND TRUE WHEN MY NIGHTS WERE COLD AND UNKIND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS THINK OF YOU MY ONLY DREAM WAS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY HOLD YOU CLOSE WHEN THE DAY WAS DONE KNOWING YOU WERE MINE WAS INSPIRATION KEEPING ME TOGETHER WHEN I FELT UNSUNG NOTHING COULD REPLACE THE FEELINGS I HAD BURNING FOR YOU DEEP IN MY HEART DISTANT MEMORIES NOW IM AFRAID A LIFETIME IT SEEMS I HAVE BEEN TORN APART
Intro To This Blog
This is where i will post items for your pc, and some info and reviews if i have messed with them along with hints and tips when purchasing. First entry will be about some gaming components i use that others might enjoy if they game on their pc alot. should have one up in a day or two so check back often.
Jon Stewart: On Hillary: If Only We Were Republicans...
Jon Stewart: on Hillary: If only we were Republicans...
Goin Out
I just went out with my friend for the first time in a long while. We went to a bar and it reminded me why I spend time online instead of a real life. Ugh
David Cook - Always Be My Baby Studio Version
I Want Milk Toast & Honey....
I so much want milk toast and honey....sighssss
My Past Eats At Me From The Inside&its Taring Me^inside More In2y Im The Way I Am
today and yesterday i've been not wanting to go to bed tell late the next day today and yesterday i have been up 36 hours and only got 17 hours of sleep i know thats bad but i know ive got a sleep deprivation problem and i know for a fact or i'm sure i've got a small case of depetion cuz my brother went through it and i think he still has it and my cuzan tried to hang himself .... deep stuff i have friend that went through it too and two ither i think have it too i'm extreamly emotonal and things realy efecte me i've been a little down more laitly too i know that its not good that i'm not geting enof sleep but i cant help it some times and a few monts b4 i wasnt sleeping good it was almost 3 weeks that i wasnt sleeping good i was sleeping on and off and felt real lazy cuz of it but wait theres more to the story my dad used to work on the road when i was littler but quit cuz he was missing so much of my child hood and when i was 5 my mom and him got divorsed yes it still tares at me fro
My Sweet Passion
Laying in my bed, thinking of you. My mind starts to wonder, of all the things we'll do. You close your eyes, in sweetened bliss. Surrendering to the tempt, of my sweet kiss. My passion flares, as you touch me there. Causing me to tremble, with your sweet care. Touch of your hand, upon my face. I surrender to you, with a heated pace. As passion rises, it burns like fire. Creating inside us, a wildly fierce desire.
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She Didn't!
I have reopened my lounge! I haven't really paid much attention to it with everything going on lately! But, I am back! and will definitely pay more attention now! I want to thank my friends that have already joined it! As well as, ask all my other friends to come join me! I will b in there daily from now on! Come hang out, have fun. Share a few drinks! Hope to see you there! I am asking my two fave fu~friends to help me by being co~owners! Check them out! Click each name!
My Friends Rock So Help Them!!
These are all friends on their way to godfather or godmother!! Please stop by and at least fan add and rate them!! Show em some love!! (and dont forget im almost fu-king lol!!) ♥HisSweetObsession♥ ~~ *Rate Spankers* ~~ *Shadow Levelers*@ fubar £íßë®tÿ RL/GF tø ThëØrïgïnÅlR¤¤stë® Õwñé® Øf §ÍÑÑ€R§ H€ÄV€Ñ@ fubar Carolena838 -- ~ rate spankers~ and fu owner of SBM@ fubar sit_up_king *rate spanker* *club F.A.R.* {{{SHADOW LEVELERS}}}@ fubar ..chillie...@ fubar watch for a future blog about the diciples in waiting!!
The Photograph
China hated her name, hated having the same name as a country. A country who's heritage she didn't even share. She hated the way she looked even more. Plain, plain brown hair, plain nonstriking features, plain figure. If she disappeared she doubted anyone would even notice for months. She could hear it now, "Hey what happened to that plain girl? You know the one named after Korea or something." China lay on her bed feeling sorry for herself as usual. It was summer and she was 17, she should be out having fun. This was her last year as a carefree teenager. There should be parties, swimming at the lake, cookouts, camp outs. Instead she was here in this horrid old house with a grandmother she didn't really know. Her friends, what few she had, a million miles away. It wasn't fair! Why did her parents have to die in that stupid car accident! Tears threatening to spill, China turned on her side and stared at the wall. I miss them so much. I wish I had died with them, she though
Happily Ever After? A Twisted Fairytale
Once upon a time there lived a young girl named Prudence who was as sweet as she was beautiful. She lived with her mother, in a tumbled down shack at the foot of a hill where a gleaming white castle glowed in all it's splendor. Prudence's mother was a plain woman who resented her daughters growing beauty more every day. She would screech at Prudie (for that is what her friends called her) for the slightest infraction, real or imagined. She would say mean nasty things, sneering in disgust and contempt. But Prudie smiled and laughed, never showing any pain or resentment. Her friends and neighbors smiled and laughed with her, but whispered together in private sympathy for poor Prudie. Prudie loved to go into the forest, following the faint animal trails. She was so at home in the woods, that the animal denizens treated her as one of their own. Squirrels scampering down from the trees to steal bits of biscuits out of her hands. Rabbits sitting up on their haunches, noses twitch
Wake Up
Wake up If you wake up one morning and your colors have change hue If you wake up one morning and yellow has turned blue If you wake up one morning and the sun has turned into the moon If you wake up one morning and the birds are singing a different tune If you wake up one morning and the light has turned dark If you wake up one morning and you just can’t find you’re mark If you wake up one morning and day has turned to night If you wake up one morning and left has turned to right If you wake up one morning and can’t find your feet If you wake up one morning and find you’re still asleep If you wake up one morning and find she’s gone you might just wake up and realize she’s the one
The Dark--enjoy!!
The darkness creeps up on silent legs, gripping her in its arms, smothering her, choking off her cries for help. She struggles to no avail, the darkness has her in its grasp. It worms its way into her, she can feel it creeping through her body. Dark's touch is icy cold, freezing her blood as it squirms through her veins. Icy fingers now clutching at her heart, squeezing. Sherry's eyes popped open, she clutched at her chest, gasping for breath. Shadows played across the room, monsters lurking in every corner. With a shaky hand, she groped for the lamp next to the bed. The light scared the shadow monsters away, but could do nothing for the terror coursing through her veins. It is only a dream, she tried to tell herself. But she knew better. It was getting worse, not a night went by without the dream. She wrapped her arms about herself, trying to control the shudders wracking her body. The medication was not working, the doctor said that it might take a couple of weeks, but it
Rent = Blows.
So I just caught the last 20 or so minutes of RENT on FX. I swear that for every minute that passed, Satan sucked a minute off my life span. The movie was HORRIBLE. Other than the song "Beautiful Girls" by Sean Kingston, RENT is the only thing that has ever made me suicidal. Jesus Christ. You should avoid that movie. Avoid it much like you would avoid the plague.
This Could Save Your Life ! Please Read And Repost !
The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives ~Erica Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone I know. My male friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts : 1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are mos
Love In This Club Remix
lyrics to love in this club 2 Current mood: Thinking of You Category: Music (Intro) Yea Yeah Yea Yeah Yo 'Sounds' I Hear You Man Usheerrrr Yea Thats It Right Here Queen B Yeaaaah I'm the king, y'all know that (Usher Baby!!) She the queen, came right back (Listen To It!!) Yeaaahhh... Yeaaahhh (OH!! REEEMIIIIX!!!) (Usher) Now baby girl there aint nothing more that i can say But I bet you know by now that i want it more than anything If I walk away and just let you leave You'll be stuck in my head like a melody (Beyonce) I know you want it But I'm hesitating You must be crazy I got a man you got a lady (Usher) I know we here together So this must be something special Because you could be anywhere you wanted But you decided to be here with me No coincidence It was meant to be Don't be shy Go on and let your boy get in So you can tell all of y'all friends you was on this remix like... (Chorus) 2x's In this club, In this club Ladi
Blast Draft
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Winners Of 1mil Contest..(updated)
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My Disease
I have severe anxiety and depression, i can't help it that i easily fall for a woman or that i like someone right away. my disease is from years of being rejected because nobody saw beneath the outer appearance to the nice, caring and sweet guy i truly am. and i also have short term memory loss. oh well the reaper can come for me now, put me out of my misery.
Going The Way I Want It Too
well so far i finaly got my new apartment its been a month now since i have it for the most part everything is going great iam trying to get into school and finaly found someone willing to teach me how to drive the reason why i never drive before its becuse i dont no how to all becuse i have a very bad temper and it got me in all kinds of problem but i dont have to worry abount that so thats one thing down on my what to do list the next is looking for work not really sure on what i want to do probly go into beta testing i can make anywhere from 50 to 80 a hour doing it in my own home so iam thinking of doing that it be another good thing so i can watch out for my cat stretch he likes to nock over the trach can you think i never feed him the way he eats lol anyways my roomate is somewhat helpful more now since we moved and as for my grandmother she lives with my dad and his gf so its just me mostly here and iam fucking bored out of my head you no i thought liveing by my self
Passing Judgement
Life is so short to be worried about passing judgement on people without bothering to get to know them and basing opinions on what other people think or say or do about someone....If someone is going to like/hate/or be indifferent towards me, please base it on ME and not on some thought someone else has put into your head, after all if you are incapable of your own thoughts and opinions your not worth my time anyway.
My Owner Kicks Your Owners Butt!
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Im In There Some Where
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Questions Without Answers
Sometimes in life we ask questions and we never can seem to get an answer no matter how many times or different ways we may ask the question. Maybe that's because the question doesn't need an answer but just needs to be left well enough alone.
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Garth Brooks - More Than A Memory
People say she’s only in my head It’s gonna take time, but I’ll forget They say I need to get on with my life What they don’t realize Is when you’re dialing six numbers just to hang up the phone, Drivin' cross town just to see if she’s home, Wakin' a friend in the dead of night, Just to hear him say it’s gonna be alright When you’re finding things to do not to fall asleep Cause you know she’ll be there in your dreams That’s when she’s more than a memory Took a match to everything she ever wrote, Watched her words go up in smoke. Tore all her pictures off the wall, That ain’t helpin’ me at all Cause when you’re talking out loud and nobody’s there, You look like hell and you just don’t care, Drinkin’ more than you ever drank, Sinkin’ down lower than you ever sank, When you find yourself falling down upon your knees, Praying to God beggin’ Him please, That’s when she’s more than a memory. She’s more. She’s more. Cause when you’re dialin’ her number just t
How Dare You
How dare you You with your self righteousness Tell me how to run my life When yours is dust in the wind I dont care how rich you are i dont want your guilt money i wont live my life your way i wont give in to your self hypocracy You just pile your blame on me Every day i cringe when your around Caging me with your supposed selflish acts How dare you push me when ive been pushed to far knowing you wont see the cracks, breaking me inside I dont care any more Im sick of your unneeded help Push me one more time and gone Cracked within, angry to the world you alone created for me
Emotional Torture
Sometimes wathing a TV show can enlighten you on some thoughts you have never had, but that is if you allow you mind to reach beyond the show you are watching. See tonight i was watching Criminal Minds and one of the stories within the story delt with a woman who was emotionally abused by her husband and children. Well this got me to thinking deeper as i always seem to do without tring. So here we go along the lines of emotional abuse. A subject some wish to avoid, but in this instance its more of a topic to help you enlighten yourself as it has enlightened myself some. A self realisation not so much in how i abuse but how i might be abused and how it might effect me. See we tend to forget that emotional abuse can happen at any age. For emotions are probably the least developed part of the human pyschi .. Or so i believe. Let me break it down some. First as children we learn everything, what hot is, cold, no, yes, moral rights and wrongs and so on. Well we tend to not be taugh
My Return Home From The Hospital
YES...JMOS IS BACK ON FUBAR! I came home this past day (Wednesday). I had surgery last week as you all will know. I will go through how the week went in depth at a later time. But for right now, here's what will go down. Next week I return to the doctor to get the staples in my stomach out. After this I will then go in another week after that, and, unfortunately, this will be an OR visit, however it will be outpatient. That will be when the stent holding the new opening open will be removed. At that point I will be free and clear.
Blog.
There will always be women in rubber flirting with me! Rent is awesome. My daughter is awesomer. Lack of sleep in a bed? Not so much. Got my staples out today. I'm lonely.
You Know Who U R
sooooo ive been talkint o this person for awhile n i ave developed feelings for him and now im startin to look into his backround and it seems to me that he is jus a player im sick of it how can you say you want one thing and then do a whole different thing .... im tired of people lying about who they are .... i dont care if you are jus talkin to sum hoe on the internet its stillt he same shit as talkin to them in person.... i offically give up ..... I WILL BE DELETING MY FUBAR ACCT SO ALL YOU CHILDISH ASSHOLES...... BUH BYE!
At The Car Wash...
There's a part of my mind that just starts singing the lyrics when I read my title and I quietly chuckle to myself for even knowing that song, let alone, admit to having seen the movie too... I'm sure if you are younger and or more narrow minded than me, my previous sentence won't even register on your WTF meter! "In a class by themself" yep...that be me!...yeah, I know, I know, that's just something you say to ugly people but it's true! Oh well, at least I ammuse myself! It is something I do on a regular basis...ammuse that is... Ammusement is part of my day today, which consisted of getting my p.o.s car into the carwash so I could get the ugly calcium, acid rain dropplets washed off before they contaminated my paint! There I was, next in line behind the soccer mom who obviously raided her kids piggy bank to finance her purchase for today! "Holy Crap! Is this lady paying with pennies?" I irritatingly thought to myself... and while mommy dearest jockeyed her co
Frozen Skunk
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?' He says, 'OK, Get in the car with it.' The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?' He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.' 'But what about the smell?' said the wife. 'Just hold its little nose' he said.
To All My Good Friends!!
I know I hvnt been around much lately..shit has not been going well for me and I'm trying to deal withs hit in the only manner I know how..sometimes that means I'm not around...I cry your pardon If anyone has been hurt by this... I love u all, Phoenix
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Always Baby!
The Day I Grew Up...
It was a dreary December day in southern Georgia, and we were visiting my dad's dad's grave. He had died just a month-or-so earlier, but I wasn't greaving, nor did I shed a tear at his funeral. Of course I missed him, with his silly little rhymes and his goofy-ass sense of humor. He had simply been a dirt-poor farmer from start to finish, and he was all worn out... it was his time to go. Because of that, there was no shock, and there was actually a sense of relief for his sake. All of a sudden, as we were getting ready to leave, we all heard a loud screeching of tires, followed by a sickening "THUD!". My brother and I jumped the cemetery fence and raced to the highway, about a quarter-mile away. What I saw over the next few minutes has been etched into my brain for decades by a caustic acid of severe shock, poured over a previously-ignorance-is-blissful childhood. I saw a middle-aged bald guy standing as if catatonic, repeating a sad mantra of "I'm sorry. I didn't see him!"... a la
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Welcome!
Welcome to my world! Where the darkness is alive and many dangers come for those that do not belong.. Becareful my new friends don't tread where you sholdn't be. ~Wicked Giggles~
Personal Safety
The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives. ~Erica I will repost this a few times in the future. It WON'T bring you luck or make you rich BUT It just might save YOUR LIFE! The crying baby thing happened to me once, and the police told me the exact same thing. Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages. When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone I know. My male friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it along . A group of rapi
Scattegories
This is harder than you would think-- Good luck!! SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Copy and paste into a new email. When you are done, send it on, including to the person who sent it to you. *Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following... *they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your name:Tawnya 2. 4 letter word: True 3. Vehicle: Toyota 4. City: Trier 5. Boy's Name: Troy 6. Girl's Name: Tabatha 7. Alcoholic drink: Tequila 8. Occupation: Teacher 9. Something you wear: Toe Socks 10. Celebrity: Tina Turner 11. Food: Tacos 12. Something found in a bathroom: Tub 13. Reason for Being Late: Traffic 14. Cartoon Character: Tom (tom and jerry) 15. Something You Shout: Turn Here! 16. Animal:Tabby Cat 17. Body part: Tongu
Over It
Ok people, I have had it. I am so sick of being concerned with people and them sh@$ng all over me. If you don't know someone how in the fu@#ing hell can you judge them?!!!! What the fuck is wrong with people I don't drink but every once in a while. I haven't been drunk in over two months until tonight. I tried to talk to somone and they told me I drank too much and didn't care. If I didn't fu@#ing care I wouldn't have fu#$ing ask. Get a grip people. If you don't know someone don't take it for granted that they drink too much. Which is what I was told. And when I tried to talk to them was disted.. you know who you are. All I can say is get the fuck over yourself and don't judge someone at all...
Men...
Why do men feel the need to try and control a woman these days? If the woman doesnt jump at their beck and call they get mad and stop talking to them or they say that they are totally honest and to old for the player games but to find out they are a player themselves.. Well you know what i say about them?? To hell with men... That is the main reason i am raising my son to respect women... In the past 2 days i have had 2 men feed me such a line of shit that it would clog up a sewer system.. but then again these are the same men that want to whine and complain cause they are single.. well wake up stupid fuckers and look at how you treat women... God cant men ever use what they call common sense these days.. And no i am not directing this at ALL MEN cause there are some decent men out there still but the younger men are the ones who want to act like they are players and complain they are single..
Tha Game
Tha Game has tha dynamics of a jungle there are those who live by hunting and killing and there are those (hyenas,vultures) who relize early on that they are not capable of hunting and killin on their own they understand that if they wait long enough they will find what they need to survive at this very moment there are vultures circing around us tryin to thrive off of our creativity don't fight them its useless learn from them and Play the Game
Show Him What He Deserves
This Guy Hit Me In My Shout Box with "I should Punch Those Glasses Off Your Face" GOT TO LOVE IT casanova@ fubar
Coming Back!!!
THE FIRST GROUP FROM SACRAMENTO, CA TO MAKE IT BIG ON THE WEST COAST WITH HIP HOP/RAP MUSIC "THE BEAT BOYS" AND I'M ONE OF THE MEMBERS FROM THE GROUP. www.westcoastpioneers.com/labels/macola.html PEEP US OUT TODAY also coming soon our re-release ALBUMS from the EARLY 80'S...."THE BEAT BOYS" from NORTH HIGHLANDS/SACRAMENTO, CA. WEST COAST HIP HOP LEGENDS...www.facebook.com/prince.julian1 (PHOTOS) OR www.youtube.com/supersubzero1 (VIDEO & SONGS)
No Regrets......
TOMORROW IS NOT PROMISED AND TODAY MAYBE THE LAST CHANCE YOU GET TO HOLD YOUR LOVED ONE TIGHT. SO IF YOU ARE WAITING ON TOMORROW,WHY NOT DO IT TODAY? FOR IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES YOU SURLEY WON'T REGRET THE DAY THAT YOU DID'NT TAKE THE EXTRA TIME FOR A SMILE,A HUG,OR A KISS,BECAUSE YOU WERE TO BUSY TO GRANT SOMEONE WHAT TURNED OUT TO BE THIER LAST WISH. SO HOLD YOUR LOVED ONE CLOSE TODAY,AND WHISPER IN THIER EAR,TELL THEM HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS HOLD THEM DEAR. TAKE TIME TO SAY "I AM SORRY", "PLEASE FORGIVE ME" "THANK YOU" OR "IT'S OK" AND IF TOMORROW NEVER COMES YOU'LL HAVE NO REGRETS ABOUT TODAY
Tonight I Can Write
Tonight I can write Tonight I can write the saddest lines Write, for example "The night is starry and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance." The night wind revolves in the sky and sings. Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, Sometimes she loves me too Through nights like this one I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and again under the endlesssky She loved me.. Sometimes I loved her too. How could one not have loved her great still eyes. Tonight I can write the saddest lines to think that I do not have her. To feel that I have lost her To hear the immense night, still more immense without her, And the verse falls to the soul like dew to the pasture What does it matter that my love could not keep her. The night is starry and she is not with me This is all, in the distance someone is singing in the distance. My soul is not satisfied that it has lost her. My sight tries to find her as though to bring her closer my heart l
Somtimes I Wanna..........
Sometimez when I'm alone I Cry. Cause I am on my own. The tearz I cry are bitter and warm. They flow with life but take no form. I Cry because my heart is torn. I find it difficult to carry on. I would cry amoung my treasured friend. but who you know that stops that long. to help another carry on. The world moves fast. and it would rather pass by. Then to stop and see whut makez one Cry. so painful and sad. And sometimez... I Cry and no One carez about Why..
Another Poem....
MY LOVE FOR YOU THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU, YOU WERE WALKING ON THE BEACH AT NIGHT WITH THE WAVES BOWING DOWN TO YOU IN THE BRIGHT MOON LIGHT. IT MUST HAVE BEEN A SIGNAL FROM UP ABOVE BECAUSE DEEP IN MY HEART I KNEW IT WAS LOVE. IT TURNS ME ON LIKE WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN AND THE MOON COMES UP SWEET SWEET LOVE LIKE NO OTHER MAN HAS EVER TOUCHED BY THIS SIMPLE PROCESS OF LOVE. I WISH THERE WAS A WAY TO SHOW YOU MY LOVE IS SO REAL,BUT WEBSTER HAS NOT FOUND THE WORDS TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL.... WELL JUST LIKE A RIVER NEEDS THE RAIN TO FLOW..... YOU'VE WARMED A HEART THAT ONCE WAS COLD... AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
For You My Friend By Jenn
subject: For You My friend post date: 2008-03-30 15:41:37 views: 4 comments: 1 ratings: 0 Just for you my friend, for listening when i felt the world was against me. For caring enough to stay and say hello. With every awakening hour, i see your face. With every blooming flower, I have found the power. To keep on trying. With every smile through every mile I know you are there. In my mind, you have been so kind. If I can make you smile just for alittle while, I know it was all worthwhile. For you my friend, hope it never ends. I see the stars, sometimes I wish you werent so far. Through all the laughter even after the tears. I hope you will be there. You reached out your hand, and touched my heart. For you my friend, all I can send you, Is my friendship, a hand to wipe the tears. My arms for a nice friendly hug. To say thank you my friend. For you my friend i will always care. Even if I ever have to go away, you will always be in my heart,
Acid Raindrops .... Lesli
These tears fall like acid raindrops As I try to keep my sanity. I sit here, in shock, wondering If there's anyone who would understand me. These tears fall like acid raindrops As I try to keep my cool. If I let out my true feelings, my darkest secrets, I'd just be a fool. These tears fall like acid raindrops As I finally give in To the pain, the darkness, and the suffering My dreams aren't where they should begin. These tears fall like acid raindrops As I think about what's waiting up above, Past actions, thoughts, allow me to think About how many people that I love. These tears fall like acid raindrops As I think about how selfish I am For having these thoughts run through my head I'm just dressing myself up in a sham. These tears fall like acid raindrops As I think about my future, To go to college, be a wife, have a family, I need to look a little closer. These tears don't fall like acid raindrops Because I can finally see That I have a purpos
The Other Side
The Other Side Many many years ago or was it just the blink of an eye plans were made for a trip that starts off with a baby’s cry through dimensions from a portal descending in a slide light to dark, dark to light she arrives from the other side the learning starts with baby steps and things that are small the learning grows and takes her higher as she become tall but life is about living, loving, and learning so she must decide what she’s going to do with this life now that she’s here from the other side a mother to me and a mother to more a mother to a total of one plus four she tried to live life and do what she should she tried to help others whenever she could sometimes life would get to be too much on this magical ride of living, loving, and learning on this trip from the other side but no matter what life gave her everyday good, bad, right, or wrong she always stood her ground and did it her way then sometimes the things that we do the things that we sow
How Smart Are You Really????
1.Is there a Fourth of July in England? Yes No 2.How many birthdays does the average man have? 1 2 3 5 10 3.Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 1 2 3 6 9 12 4.How many outs are there in an inning? 2 3 6 8 5.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Yes No 6.Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 10 35 50 70 90 7.If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 1 2 3 8.A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 20 40 60 90 9.A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 1 3 5 7 9 10.How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 3 2 1 0 11.How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? 1 3 6 9 12 Scroll down for the answers..... The Answer
Question?
Do you think I have what it takes. Am I cute enough? Just wondering because I lost my other account do to a goof up and I need to level up fast so Instead of auctioning myself off as a slave (I am not good with orders lol) I was going to auction off myself to be someones Master for a month so I need to know if. 1. Would you let me be your Master? 2. If yes then tell me why you think you would make a good submissive/slave for me? Allso can anyone help me setup the auction I suck at typeing but I can make the graphics for ir hehe.
Blood
It's red The sticky stuff Its comming out of my flesh dripping, oozing, creeping, crawling, crying, It's blood The pain going away the feelings coming out it's pooling undernieth me Im suddenly scared as it wont stop I feel weak I lay down on the ground It's red, the sticky stuff coming out of my flesh Driping, Oozing, Creeping, Crawling, It's blood Someone save me!
My Fubar Curse
It happened again.... Sometimes I really do not talk to many people on Fubar. I know weird to hear me say but I honestly do not get too too close with people (probably my insecurity). I have found through my Fubar time that every single male-romantic interest or close friendship, that after a while they leave this site. They just *POOF* decide they are leaving. A very few of them I have remained in constant contact with since they left. One unfortunately passsed away. I just am sad a friend I confide in daily is leaving. I wish him well and know he will take the world by storm. Good luck with your future endeavors. Love your friend always ~D~
You'll Never Read A Tragic Fairytale
Wishing on eyelashes. All that glitters... Poisonous hopes. Mindless litter. Bring love to its knees. Lying dead Missing the kiss Searching for the ending That I somehow missed. Stuck in a dream Spiraling away. Whoever said The hopeful must pay? The prince never came. The shoe didn't fit. This voice never spoke, The flame never lit. Stuck in its lamp, The genie just sat. There's nothing but pumpkins And white field rats. Rapunzel lost use for her flowing long hair. Seven little men Never seemed to care. Forced to live life And forced to grow old. It's not playing out like the stories foretold. Stuck in a place So unlike my own, I'm inside my house, But so far from home. Hearts are broken Far beyond mending. We lost sight Of the happy ending.
Philosophy On Life
Well looking at a calender I am young, but as some of my friends know...life experience makes me seem much older. So since I have had to deal with a ton of shit between yesterday and today I felt compelled to share "pirate's philosophy on the shitty part of life" This is a step by step tutorial of how to deal with the so called problems of life that may bring you down: 1) Take a deep breath. 2) Focus on the positive points in life. 3) Take a DEEP breath. 4) Say "FUCK IT" to all the bullshit. End of tutorial...master this and you will be much happier in life...took me a while to become a master at it so don't expect results overnight :) End of lesson.
Thanx 2 All My Fam
FOR BEIN THER FOR ME WHEN I WUZ HEARTBROKEN.IM DOIN BETTER KEPPIN MY HEAD UP JUST LIKE A LETTE SHOULD. MY FAM U R THE BEST U ALLWAYS SHOW THIS NINJETTE MUCH CLOWN LOVE WHEN SHE NEEDED IT! AND BIG THANK U'S TO HORNY AND WICKEDCLOWN69 WHO ALLWAYS LISTEN TO ME AND GIVE ME A SHOULDER TO CRY ON!
I Promise
Will I always be there for you When you need someone Will I be that one you need Will I do all my best to To protect you When the tears get near your eyes Will I be the one that's by your side Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night Will i keep the rain from fallin down into your life I promise, I promise I promise I will Will I take tender care of you Take your darkest night And make it bright for you Will I be there to make you strong And to lean on When this world has turned so cold Will I be the one that's there to hold Will I be there when you call me in the middle of the night Will I keep the rain from falling down into your life I promise, I promise I promise, I promise I promise I will, yeah (Repeat 1) And I love you more every day And nothing will take that love away When you need someone I'll promise I'll be there for you There for you Will I be there when you call me in the middle
Pets
I want a pet cow and everyone thinks I'm weird :( I can't help I find them cute damn it ppl dont HATE me cause I'm diffrent love me cause I'm special.
Women
So True About Women 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
Life Is Backwards
Life is bas ackerd man! I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Mind Gaze
R A M B L E II VI The sun went down again, the same way it had when we first got off that metro, when we descended into hell, to those pearly gates that weren't pearly, to the handguns and to the crazies and to the judges. The jury was out, but that judge kept sitting there in his throne, staring you down, makeing you feel small in comparison to the scale of existence. Everyone's a judge, eventually, and everyone makes everyone else feel small. I just hate it when real judges do it. When the time comes to stand in front of the entire world and let the judges judge, who's really man enough to say "I'm scared?" I would. I'd say it until i was blue in the face and dying. I'd whisper it on my dying breath, even if it meant staying alive that much longer to curse out one last syllable. VII How many times does the sun come up? How many times does the sun go down? How many times do we stand here? Does this end? Do we ever get to see tomarrow? Will I wake up? I swear t
World's Easiest Quiz
WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ (Passing requires 4 correct answers) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below. ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which co
Living And Learning...
you meet someone on line and you think, wow that person is nice, you im them for awhile and then you are talking on the phone. they say everything that you want to hear, know all that you desire. they give you this nice little nickname that when you hear it it makes you smile. then one day you meet them, already half in love, then you look into their eyes and you know that you are beyond help. they treat you so nicely, act as if they really care. and when you separate from each other after spending time you feel as though you are drifting on air...eagerly you await word from them, surely they care? so finally you break down and call them and you feel as though you are only bothering them. as the days pass by you hear less and less, the conversation isn't hardly there, and finally you see someone else where you used to be on their page, so when you become upset and ask them about it they blow up on you and quit talking to you completely, only to reappear out of nowhere just a few days l
Mind Gaze
R A M B L E It starts out as chaos really. The different noises and faces. Laughing, talking, searching, staring, slowly blending, until it all becomes a drone. It's jus a constant ringing in my head. A constant reminder of what I'm doing to myself. Then i begin to look at all the people around me. Those whose company I chose, and those I did not. And as look at each person individually I am able to distinguish to connection. The feelings that arise because of the person. Some understand-many do not. I dont hold it aginst them, It's a lesson learned in time. Sometimes, i encounter new feelings. Not by chioce, but maybe circumstances. Events i can not control, things i cannot change, but i wish i could. Confusion begins to cloud my thoughts and i become restless and cold: silent. Mt eyes transfix onto something that isnt there. But still, I look for it. I've always wondered how the look of something unknown can create such a strong physical and emotional reaction
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Awww Pink Made This For Me! She Rocks!
Awwwwww....this Sweet, SWEET FU made this for me! I love her. Go show her how much! *Pink0828*~*~Owned By Tendercop~*~@ fubar I Love This Girl!!!! Lets Shower Her With Tons Of Luvin Fu Style!!!!! She has been through some crazy stuff lately and through it all she still finds the time to help out. She will get it stickied! She will make you a gorgeous bully! She will even bomb your a$$ off if you need it!Plus she has the worlds only Total Recall 3 Bewb Pic!! Let's Show Her Some Grateful Fu Luvin This Mother's Day Weekend!!! You My Dear Are My Best Friend On Here and I Love Ya To Death!!!!! Go Hit Her Up!!!!! ~PebblesinAZ~Owned by DJ Kidd Rock~I Love My BF Tappinit!@ fubar
Gerbil Trouble
A Story I Wrote A Few Years Ago.
The Silent Encounter. Written by : Louise Depot She had never met this man anywhere before in person, yet she was so intrigued by this man. She became familiar with him through a chat room, online. They chatted on a nightly basis for several months and even became cyber intamate. Although she knew this man was married but seperated, she just could not help herself with this man Each time they would chat, she grew more and more intrigued by him. She wanted to know more and more about him. He seemed so lost in a world of his own. She wanted to save him from all the pain and sorrow he was going through with the seperation of him and his wife. She wanted to make a difference in his life.She chatted with a few men online and yet there were none that could even come close to touching her the way this man did. He made her feel somthing she had never felt about herself before. She was afraid of the feelings that were growing inside and even feeling silly for having these feelings.
Sex
Mission for a missionary Missionary quite contrary How does your garden grow A sixty niner is always finer Come on lets go, dont be slow Diggy doggy, bend over And i'll do you, real slow, no really slow We both stand up you pretend Youre looking over my shoulder For a four leaf clover We both pretend that we dont know We sit up and face each other We'll just sit till the cows come home I'll lie on my back, you pretend your at the track You saddle me like you would a colt Ill just lie there try not to bolt Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, sex
The Innocence Of Children. . . .
Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that will make you believe that we all can make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house, next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew began to build a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in the goings-on and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually the construction crew, all of them 'gems-in-the-rough,' more or less, adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her during coffee and lunch breaks and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing ten dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who suggested that she take her ten dollars 'pay' she'd received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. Wh
Aces To All The Fellas
HELLO FUBARIANS! HOPE UR DAY IS LOVELY SO FAR! I'M HERE TO TELL U ABOUT SOME OF THE HOTTEST SEXIEST GUYS ON FUBAR!! THEY HAVE SHOWN ME MADD LOVE AND I WAS HOPING YOU COULD DO THE SAME FOR THEM! TRUST IT WILL BE RETURNED!! LADIES!! FAN//RATE//ADD//CRUSH THESE GUYS! THEY ARE THE FINEST FU-FRIENDS AROUND!!ALL THESE GENTLEMEN ARE IN MY FU-HEART AND THEY ARE RESPECTFUL AND FUN TO FU-AROUND WITH!!! SCOOP@ fubar who hotter than me? owner&r/l of miss trouble. owner of smooth&creamy, karma, cherry, hott lips. o.g@ fubar ♠Ace♠of Spades (Da Quietstorm©) ™CLUB F.A.R.* Mémoire™ Bodyguard@ fubar ^^Antti^^ aka AnttiSocial aka omg he's escaped.....take what your given, give what you take@ fubar ETSipper {GREETER & ENFORCER for the live "The Fantasy 69 Lounge"} ~~MARRIED to DJ SUNSHYN@ fubar
History Of Valentine's Day
Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. And, "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Thelma's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to? "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock? "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then! .. he'd start going all over the place telling everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore." Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
Gone From May 15th Till The 1st Of June
JUST TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, I WILL BE GONE FROM MAY 15TH TILL JUNE 1ST, BECAUSE I WILL BE AWAY ON MY FIRST CRUISE EVER..WHOOT HOO!!! MY SCHEDULE IS AS FOLLOWS: MAY 15TH: LEAVE TO MEET AT MOMS FOR HER GRADUATION MAY 16TH: LEAVE MOMS AT 3AM TO DRIVE TO NEW YORK MAY 17TH: BOARD CARNIVAL MIRACLE CRUISELINES MAY 18TH: OUT TO SEA MAY 19TH: OUT TO SEA (AND ALSO MY OLDEST DAUGHTERS BDAY IS TODAY...HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY....I LOVE YOU) MAY 20TH: ARRIVE IN SAN JUAN PUERTO RICO MAY 21ST: ARRIVE IN ST. THOMAS US VIRGIN ISLANDS MAY 22ND: ARRIVE IN TORTOLA BRITISH VIRGIN ISLANDS MAY 23RD: OUT TO SEA MAY 24TH: OUT TO SEA MAY 25TH: ARRIVE BACK IN NEW YORK MAY 26TH: SIGHTSEEING IN NEW YORK MAY 27TH: SIGHTSEEING IN NEW YORK MAY 28TH: GAMBLING IN ATLANTIC CITY MAY 29TH: GAMBLING IN ATLANTIC CITY MAY 30TH: DRIVING BACK TO MOMS MAY 31ST: DRIVING BACK HOME JUNE 1: BACK HOME AGAIN I WILL MISS EVERYONE WHILE IM GONE...BUT WILL COME BACK WITH LOTS OF PI
That's Right
Hey all fubarians and/or fuheads. What's shakin'? I have moved from my former housing in St. Louis, MI to sunny Spring Lake. Yes I now live 10 minutes from the beach and I'm loving it lol. Since this is my first blog I guess I should give out my yahoo messenger ID so if people wanna chat with me they can. Here it is: Mitch_Piotrowski2@yahoo.com. See ya!
Auction Again :p
Ok, it's time for everyone to break open your piggy banks!! And roll out your fubucks and dough! Because RIGHT NOW you can OWN ME for a whole month! Just click the picture below.
Ok Lets Do This Fu-bee's
OK HERES THE DEAL NATURAL WITCH IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE AND IN NEED OF FU-BUCKS SHE IS STILL TRYING FOR THE SPOTLIGHT AND IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME IF WE COULD MAKE THIS HAPPEN FOR HER.... ALL IT TAKES IS A FEW OF YOUR BUCKS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN SHE IS SUCH A SWEET FRIEND TO HAVE ... CAN WE PLEASE HELP HER REACH HER GOAL OF GETTING SPOTLIGHT WE CAN DO THIS BY SENDING BUCKS OR RATES COMMENTS AND THING TO GIVE HER POINTS WILL HELP HER BUCKS ADD UP SO PLEASE SHOW SOME LOVE . HERE IS HER LINK LETS SHOW THE LOVE ~Natural_Witch~ *Club F.A.R.*@ fubar This message brought to you by the one and only ¢¾Tsisquoga¢¾ @ ¢¾ Cherokee God Mama ¢¾ Owner Of Club F.A.R. #1 Family on FuBar ~ d.s.c.@ @ fubar (repost of original by '¢¾ Cherokee God Mama ¢¾ Owner Of Club F.A.R. #1 Family on FuBar ~ d.s.c.' on '2008-05-07 18:35:29') (repost of original by '® Make me be good!' on '2008-05-07 19:34:15')
My Best Friend Brian
Ive had to deal wit a lot of things in my therapy....and maybe this will help you understand me more...this man im about to write about was exactly like me..he had bipolar disorder...he was manic and crazy just like the rest of us...but he was amazing...me and brian grewup together...we played baseball and we were awesome..he had an amazing young arm..and i was his catcher..always there to make sure he thought about the next strike instead of the last ball he threw...i loved that kid like my brother...then god decided on December 11th that brian needed to join him.. Heres a little background on him: He always had his ups and downs, but they were mostly down. His family was pretty much dysfunctional. His dad beat him since he was born. His mom was anorexic. His older sister was a drug addict as well. His little sister Kelly was one of his best friends though. His dad always told him he was useless and never was going to amount to anything. I guess sooner or later you start to believe w
Drink
The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The Irishman looked down the bar and asked, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, so the Irishman told him to give Jesus an Irish whiskey, too. The next patron to come in was an ailing Italian with a hunched back, who moved very slow. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a glass of Chianti. He also looked down the bar and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting at the end of the bar?” The bartender nodded, so the Italian said to give Him a glass of Chianti, too. The third patron to enter the bar was a redneck, who swaggered into the bar and hollered, "Barkeep, set me up a cold one!” “Hey, is that God's Boy down there?" The barkeep nodded, so the redneck told him to give Jesus a cold one, too. As Jesus got up to leave, he wa
Last Button
Hate flowing into my bones I want to hurt you so bad keep throwing sticks and stones all you do is make me mad The end is near for you my foe And soon you will be gone Im about to let my anger show Gonna take you one on one Pack your things and move away Lincoln isnt a safe place But should you feel you want to stay Prepare to meet your ultimate disgrace Im not the one who runs and hides you cower like a bitch I just want to remove your insides get rid of this fucking itch Days have numbers as do yours dont know when youll see me But I ALWAYS do my chores a promise you will see Its not that I care what you think because to me it all means nothing after some time the body will stink because you pushed my final button
I Hate Birthdays...
So ... I do not want to get old... im not saying im already there, im just saying "WHERE IS THE TIME GOING???" it all just seems to be going by so fast... AHH ~~Nik
Double Standard Loitering
I walked into a Speedway gas station to get a pack of smokes. There were 2 cops standing at the counter, and talking to the cashier. I guess they knew her. The cops looked back at me, stepped to the side, and one said to me...go ahead we're just loitering. I looked at the 2 cops and said...well loitering is illegal isn't it? :D They told me thanks for the laugh as I walked out.
Quotes
and i guess all i’m trying to say is i have hope for you: that you will keep your love for the world even though it beats you down everyday. its scary thinking about how much you mean to me how much i’d miss you if you werent in my [ l i f e ] and how i get this amazing feeling when im with you i’ve never loved someone like i love you baby. and i cant help but remind you every single day I learned that sometimes, people aren’t going to love you. & it may be for no reason at all. Sometimes, people just judge you on what they think you will do, on who they think you are. & there’s really nothing you can do about it. But just remember one thing; they’re not cheating you, they’re cheating themselves Love is living your own life, but sharing it. It’s forgiveness. It’s making a billion mistakes and turning them into learning experiences. Love is patience, optimism, and sometimes it’s a kiss when there is nothing left to say. Happiness comes in many forms. In the company of go
What A Kiss Means
**Kiss on the belly-----"lets have sex" **Kiss on the Forehead ----"Forever you will be mine" **Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm horny" **Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends" **Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you" **Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together" **Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you" **Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you" **Holding Hands ---"We can learn to love each other" **A wink ---"Let's get it on" **Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine" **Playing with the Ear ---"I can't live without you" **Holding on tight ---"Don't let go" **Looking into each other's Eyes ---"Don't let go" **Playing with Hair on Head ---"Tell me you love me" **Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go" **Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you" --Advice-- *Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
More Luvin
She needs 4500 comments for a blingpak.. show some lovin! xox
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Sex Info
Ever wonder why men think alot, and women talk so much....?" (do men REALLy think alot though?) MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile... If u have sex 365 times a yr and u melted down all da condoms 2 make a tire what would u call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand. Big Bad Wolf told lil red riding hood lift ur top so i can suck ur tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fuckin book says! A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make soft things hard.
Daddy Doms
Daddy Doms Daddy/little girl does not refer to the ages, real or pretend, of the participants. Nor does it imply closet desires. In my relationship my Dom is not my father, he is nothing like my father, and I have no need for him to replace my father. He is however my Daddy. We do not engage in age play specifically ( beyond the occasional school girl fantasy *s*) and our relationship is not based on any need to have sex with children. I am always all woman, and always a very independent woman. He does have the ability to make me feel like a little girl, however, a very cherished and sometimes needy little girl. It is a feeling that I revel in, it is the safest place I have ever been, and it allows me the freedom to be all that I am without fear of reprisals. Daddy Dom is a feeling, an environment that two people have created. A Daddy Dom is so named because of the qualities he possesses and the service he provides. So, what are these qualities? What is a Daddy Dom? A Daddy
With Lips Painted By:terry Aka Latenite Fantasy
With lips painted, spreading wide to take me a mouth...her mouth...about to devour me I lay, on my back and natural beneath her holes of glory as her tongue laps at me so does mine on her nether lips together intwined...forever"
Amitola Is In A Contest Help Her Please
THIS GIRL IS A REAL SWEETHEART AND A GREAT FRIEND! GO HELP HER PLEASE! THANK YOU BOATMAN
Best Reaction To 2 Girls, One Cup Yet!
Its Mothers Day Sunday.
Well it's that time a year again that we need to call are moms, or send them a card. I know that there are some out there that their mom is no longer here, And I am sorry for them ones. But with my story, Well my real mom yeah she is still around but.... I will just not go there, yeah I love her but the man are the thing in her life..... The one that raise me. Well we don't talk much anymore... But there is one women in my life that has been there for 5 years. So she is kind of my mother. So tell that speacial women in your life Happy Mothers Day. Just let her know how much you still love her. This goes out to all of the Mothers out here in the world. Love Shorty......
In My Mind
In my mind, I see you. Like a goddess, Of flaming desire. Your eyes, A window, a portal, I want to slowly, gently, Slip into. Move with, On ecstasies alter. A bed of passion, Where I take you, To realms yet known. Entering you. Filling you. Dancing a dance, In step. A tango. A pasa doble. Sensual and erotic. The first time. As though, We had been here, Many times before. Deep in your womb, I spend my seed. In spasms, In counterpoint to yours. You absorb me. I infuse you. And we become.
6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters Of All Time-p2
The 6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters of All Time By Juan Arteaga article image #3. Inner Child (Dorothy's Doll) from Doom Patrol Creepy Because: Holy shit, get that thing away from us! If the DC superhero teams were islands in the Pacific, the Justice League would be the Big Island of Hawaii, with its majestic beaches and luxurious resorts, while the Doom Patrol would be one of those islands with lepers. The Doom Patrol embrace all those superheroes who are too ugly to team up with anyone else. We don't know how something that looks like Inner Child can exist in the same planet as Superman without Superman tossing him into the sun just on general principle. Anyway, he was found by Doom Patrol member Dorothy inside a Haunted House the team was using as headquarters at the time. We guess demoniacally-possessed property is very cheap in today's market. He befriended Dorothy who, as a very hairy 16-year-old girl with the face of a chimpanzee, could use all the friends she cou
Election
Ok here is the deal i have been setting here watching and waiting for people to get there heads out of there asses . But obviously it is not happening . I have been watching this presidential election to see who is winning the poles to see who is going to be the Democratic runner and in disbelief Hilliary is winning the over all votes But Obama is winning the electorial votes . Does anyone have any idea what is going to happen if he wins lets see He will not say the Pledge of Alligence will not salute or American Flag and to top it off has anyone listen to what he stands for come on people what are you thinking . He has had his Minister on TV with him and i quote he said Not (God Bless America) but God Damn America . That the US deserved 911 we asked for it Obama said that his minister was like a part of his family like an Uncle he has known him for over 20 years and backs him up completely . Obama will not even wear the Pin all the electorials are wearing the US Flag Because he does n
Windows Xp
Windows XP Service Pack 3 is released. Do not install it if you think you are infected. http://www.majorgeeks.com/downloadget.php?id=5756&file=15&evp=693ee0b20204960edfd909666f809b26 Download, install, allow it to update and run a FULL scan . Uninstall it if you are clean. If you need help let me know.
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The First Ever Fu Only Blog...
No myspace transplantation right now... This one goes out to the fam that is trying so hard to open me up to everyone not just them... Jay & Jr, we took huge steps and I damn near stumbled but, y'all caught me... For that, I'm etrnially grateful... This is for yall... If it wasn't for the bad There wouldn't be no good I want you to honk your horn If your just glad to be leaving (yes sir) Me I'm big haystak its just a pleasure to be here A lil jam I wrote for people that mean allot to me And it goes a lil something like this I dedicate this to true friends Ones that's gonna be there Whether your in a bubble eyed Benz or the Federal Penn Ones that will show you love when your surrounded by hate Wont say nothing behind your back they cant say to your face The ones that will come to your grave and pour beer on your plot Cry at your funeral whether you like it or not The ones that'll put money in the mail The ones that will go check on the kids and Gail while you
Another Few Pounds Gone!
I went to MRC on Monday and I lost another 3lbs. that means I have lost 17 lbs..a good start. Next few weeks will be rough...I'm going on vacation to Oregon. Eating out is a challenge. I'm sure it will be a great trip. I am looking forward to taking my first trip to the west coast. Wish me luck!! :)
More Thoughts
As my mind busies itself with thoughts racing down my arms, to my finger tips and finally the keyboard i realize i am in search of something. with each keystroke I find There is only one problem with this, I feel it is a neverending hunt only because I am not sure what I am looking for. so how will I know when I find it?
Procrastination = Frustration
Dangit, I've lost the papers for the ENT I'm going tomorrow to see. Short-term memory loss is the pitts. **cover your ears* FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK SHITSHITSHITSHIT *uncover you ears now* Enjoy each moment, we only get so many, never miss an opportunity to have an adventure, to love someone COMPLETELY. Don't settle for less when your true value is so incredibly more than you realize. Find THAT someone who knows just how amazing you are, and embrace LOVE. Find out who you are, and do it on purpose! ok Philosophy chick has just left the building.] Good night& be well, Ashleigh
Melodic Tendencies
Eloquence Silver tongued so she speaks Rhetorical How persuasive she can be Dictative She's the creator of the dreams Devious With her reckless mischief ~ Illusions It only seems to be Reality Is only for the weak Visions Not an imagination of the mind Lunacy Melodic tendencies all the time ~ Lyrical Words dancing in her head Madness Destiny manifest Manipulate She likes to bend the rules Foresee Fantasies oh so true ~ Cautious Foolish she is not Brutal Oh her crazy thoughts Surreptitious In an eccentric way Sublime Is the Wordsmith's way ~ Lisa '08
Grandpa
5/5 It has been about 2 years now since my granfather was diagnosed with cancer and given only 6 months left. Just the thought of the C word at his age is terrifying, not to mention the fact that hes so stubborn that by the time he actually said something was wrong and he was in pain, it had already spread to 3 other areas than where it had started. I love my grandfather. He was the rock when I was a kid, he was stubborn, bullheaded, and also the most amazing man you will ever meet. He was in the Navy in WWII as a PT Boat Sailor, the youngest person on the boat. After that served in the Korean war. This is a local newspaper artice that was written on him a couple years ago, outlining his military service. Its a pretty interesting read.Click here for Article After leaving the military he worked for Southern Bell (now called Bellsouth) for 41 years, I was about 3 or 4 and at his retirement party. After that hes done volunteer work with the courts, as a mediator and as a guardian atlitem
Love Your Hidden Beauty
Shut your eyelids heavy- I want to hear them slam deep within your lungs gasping for air heck if I care kiss me, love me taste my desires lusting for your mind making love with fire tame me like a wild beast make me beg for your touch hold my arms around your neck bring my fingertips to your arousal let them feel your soft flesh till you can’t turn back exploding waterfalls surging off into the distance and leaving the remains of what once was- now a tranquil stream ever ready for the next storm.
Cam Show
I am a 44 year old mother/grandmother who also takes care of my 84 year old mother... So my Vibe in life is never boring! lol ! ....I LOVE doing my Webcasting Shows it's an awsome hobby and because of my strong personality you can't help but Feel My Vibe as I discuss the Topics Of The Day and You and I can share Our Out~Look on Things in Our daily Vibe in Life! My FEEL THE VIBE SHOW is about ALL OF US !! So.....Rejuvenate Your Mind With The Dimensions of Your Vibe! COME GET YOUR VIBE ON ! Whether you want to ~ Get on Cam ~ Call In ~ or ~ Chat In The Room... I Invite You to Come Check Out My FEEL THE VIBE SHOW ! Come Say Hi ! Because....LIFE IS BETTER WHEN WE VIBE TOGETHER !! FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT MY WEBCAST SHOWS AND... IF YOU WANT TO GET MORE PERSONAL WITH ME THEN GO TO MY WEBSITE.... www.SunlightVibe.com
6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters Of All Time
The 6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters of All Time By Juan Arteaga Some heroes fight for truth, justice and the American way. Some heroes fight for revenge. These guys here? These guys fight to get laid with underage girls and to make the universe a creepier place. Here are the six comic book characters sure to create an immediate urge to shower. #6. Comet the Super-Horse, from the Superman comics Creepy Because: Bestiality. Comet is Supergirl's pet horse. At first this sounds really cute, because girls love horses. Although, there is this book we once read in the Cracked offices called The Naked Ape that teaches us that girls like horses because riding them is the closest activity to non-threatening sex they can have. Not so cute anymore? Yeah, wait until you read how creepy it becomes with a stalker Super-Horse involved. You see, according to the comic, Comet was once a centaur called Biron back in ancient Greece. He was turned into a full horse by a witch, though
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What Love Means To Me
Love is patient Love is kind Love does not envy Love does not boast Love is not proud Love is not rude Love is not self-seeking Love is not easily angered LOVE KEEPS NO RECORD OF WRONGS Love always protects Love always trusts Love always hopes Love always perseveres LOVE NEVER FAILS
Random Advice
When i was a child, i talked like a child, thought like a child, and reasoned like a child. When i became a man, i put childish things behind me. Do not love with words, but with actions, and in truth. A bad habit is first a caller, then a guest, and at last a Master. Hatred is like an acid, it can do more damage to the container in which it is stored than to the objecton on which it is poured. No man is free if he fears death.
Good Lord
I could really use a blow job!!!
Imperfection
Flaunting flaws and vulnerability Are the magic of humanity. Naivety of rose tinted eyes Incoherency of infatuation Rawness of unveiled emotions. All unleash the beauty of imperfection
8 Months, 17 Days
On the morning of August 21, 2007, I had a big change in my life. Something was taken away from me. That something was the ability to walk. Broken knee cap and an aray of other complications to both legs left me in a wheelchair. This injury not only postponed my career but effected some major things in my life. I had some HUGE changes in my life in the new year. Those changes caused some depression and slowed my healing progress because I decided to put my physical health on the back burner and concentrate more on the mental side of me. Getting past these issues is something that will take a long time so I started, once again, to focus on my physical fitness. Today is May 7, 2008. It has been 8 months and 17 days since my injury. Today I have been cleared of my medical restrictions. I am fully fit. My career is no longer on hold. It's a day to celebrate. Many of you have supported me in my recovery, both physically and mentally. Two of you especially have been there
Meet Someone Real
THIS MAN IS ON HERE ALL THE TIME SPREADING LOVE QUIETLY MAKING ANGEL PICS FOR ALL I AM ASKING U ALL TO GO BUY HIM A HUG...HE DOES LOTS FOR MANY ON HERE AND I ENJOY LAUGHING WITH HIM IF U HAVENT ADDED HIM AS A FRIEND DO SO...CAUSE HE IS WORTH THE TIME AND EFFORT...LET ME KNOW WHAT U DID FOR HIM ...SHERRY Catch & Release@ fubar
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Intimate Kiss
Intimate Kiss by LateNiteFantasy© Candlelight flickered over soft sheets on a mussed bed, fingers bunching soft cotton in fisted palms. Spine arched in mindless pleasure, thrusting hardened tips upwards while hips writhed downwards against a questing tongue. Thighs parted a bit, allowing tongue to plunder over glistening folds of feminine form, sweet nectar gathering there in anticipation of trespassing muscle. Cotton was given a reprieve as one set of nimble digits found strands of her partner's hair, tugging at them mindlessly as moans and sweet murmurs of a plea escaped. Thick tongue started its unique rhythm against wetness, as large manly digits slid within welcoming sheath, pairing with agile tongue to bring total ecstasy. Cries and urgent pleas begged incoherently for release, lost in the abject pleasure of such an intimate kiss. Mary Chapin CarpenterPassionate KissesMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Your Ouuuuuuuuut.
First let me say how nice you all look today. Second... Who knew i have a Happy Hour tomorrow night at 7:00Pm PST? If you didn't, you do know. I want your 11's damnit. Lets be honest, i'm the only friend you have so i deserve them. :P Third, and reason for this blog. After my Happy Hour I am trimming my friends list way down. I'll keep people as fans though. If you leave me comments and visit every once in awhile, you'll stay on. This is more to do with all the alerts and bulletins i get from people i never see. I already know 100% of the people who read this blog will stay on, cause your my buddies. But if i'm ever asked why someone was taken off my list i'll have some backup to show them why. Hope everyone is having a good night. To make this a mumm.. Make up my mind. Does this my me a wiener? Yes What's a Cubby
My Road Trip
Woohoo...heading to Texas for a week and a half of fun!!
Rambled Jumbled Thoughts
im just going to use this potion of my profile to place little thoughts, writings and nonsense.Just whatever is in my mind at the moment. so here is what my scrambled thoughts are creating today. Boredom Its twists around my soul, like a hangmans noose strangling all interest in lifes little television show. Thoughts twirl though a demented mind pushing past clouds of maniacal depression A self imposed prison? maybe. can this wall of tears be dried? will i ever know true laughter again? what is wrong with me? does anyone have the answers? Sometimes I think only I hold the key to unlocking this door of pain I created
My Sexy Name
Your name is in the top ten of SEXY names of all time. You are a sexy beast and everyone you meet knows it right away. You feel great about yourself and everybody remembers your name. In fact, your name is so sexy, they should write a song about how sexy you really are. Your name totally fits your personality and you don't need to change anything!
Ewww
So like this fcuking bitch just goes on and on, read this shit She is in desperate need of attention since she doesn't get any from mommy and daddy. She hates her life and wants my perfect life and my perfect job. But thanks for making me the center of your attention chlamydia the childmolesting crackwhore. Glad I bother you so much. ROFL ROFL ROFL left by cute_as_a_kitten 2 minutes ago ROFL ROFL ROFL. you better tell your "boyfriend/brother" that he better get an aids test and see how many std's you gave him. by the way, how is tania's parent's doing ? ROFL ROFL ROFL. oh that's right, they killed themselves after they made the mistake of having a fat fugly cow for a daughter. awwwww left by cute_as_a_kitten just now chlamydia the child molesting crackwhore. we all know you have std's, we all know you molest retarded children(poor things), we all know you date your drug and alcoholic 15 year old brother, and we all know how obsessed you are with me. So keep spread
Hump Day Happiness
Was actually a pretty good day :) It was beautiful outside. I got lots of work done. Went to meet with the marketing agency about the one project we are doing for them.. and they now have another. Work is really getting better. As for work, the project I am working on is almost wrapped up. Another company did the project first... took them over a year.. but they did a terrible job. In a little over a week I have redone the whole site and added more to it. I feel like my life is taking a different direction, a more positive one. I feel better.. have lost weight.. refocusing my efforts where they belong. There are things I look forward to more and more. Now I just have to get the hammock set up and I can relax in that in the evenings :)
I Am Leaving The Party
Well all good things must come to an end. I will be leaving fubar for awhile, to pursue my dream. So to all my friends, family and fans lift the glasses high and pound one for me. To all of those who want to stay in touch you can reach me on yahoo at dodgetruckparking, drop me aline anytime.
Why You Shouldn't Snort Coke
Big Contest 1st, 2nd, And 3rd Places
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN CONTEST FOR THE MOST LOVEABLE!!! Do you think you are the most loveable? This contest will have 1st, 2nd and 3rd place prizes. Want a Happy Hour 1st one to 65k comments wins one Want a 30 day blast or 3 month VIP 2nd one to 65k comments wins one Want a 7 day blast and bling pack or 1 month VIP and bling pack 3rd one to 30k comments wins one. COMMENTS COUNT 1, RATES COUNT AS 5 COMMENTS The contest will open Saturday May 10 at 10am pst, noon cst and will run til Saturday June 7 10am pst, noon cst. If you want to enter send me a private message not a shout with a link to the picture you want to use asap. 50k fubucks to repost and sticky This auction is brought to you by inkman876 aka rick FU SLAVE TO (ENCHANED MISTRESS PJ COUNTRY)@ fubar
Short Lived Happiness
short lived happines, the story of my life. meet a nice guy, not thinking he's the one, but that he's really great. fun to hang out with and be around. your chemistry is great, you understand all the pressure of this persons job or at least you try to. they need to vent you let them. you understand you can't be together all the time because of this job. you again accept and understand that. you even have no issue when you spend time with your seperate friends. when you hear this persons sweet soft voice you smile. when you see this person smile, you smile. each trying to light up the others day. each satisified with what you have. or at least that's how it seems. it was short lived happiness and now, no i don't know where i stand. i'm stuck in the middle, are we together or not. i don't want to hear from everyone else that just because you don't talk to me it means it's over, i want to hear it from you. i never lied to you and wanted to show you that nice girls really do exsist. you k
Military Wife
So on monday the 5th was the hardest day of my life. I had to say goodbye to my husband for the third time bec he went to Iraq. The first day of him leaving so stressful and didn't think I could get through it. Just looking at my kids especially because they are going to miss him too so now im gonna be mommy and daddy. Been there done that before though. It was really hard for him with our youngest because he is going to miss everything about her. I am so use to this but it doesn't get any easier really. It does get easy sometimes bec like I know what im gonna do without him being here bec I have gone through this before. I know how to handle myself without him here. The hardest part is him missing out on the kids and the cuddling with him. Its ok though because I know I am strong and I can get through this. I have a lot of great friends now up here in NY and his family is only an hour south of us. Its nice to have all these friends and family but there still not him. Without him i
Professor & The Student
Sitting in the front row, holding the tip of my pen in my mouth and swirling my tongue around it sensually while looking directly at the professor he as you lectures. I am thinking this could cause good troubles. Maybe it would distract the professor enough to finally notice of me and it makes me wish for the bell to ring so this class can end. I wish the professor would have tighter pants so I could see his package better. I put the pen down on desk and lay the jacket on lap which I cover one arm so no one sees that I reach under my skirt and with my finger I start to play with myself; still looking at teacher while he tries to continue to lecture. He makes eye contact with me and I see that by his reaction he approves and acknowledges what I am doing for him and gives me an approving smile. I feel hopeful that this is the key to me finally getting what I truly want – the professor! As the bell rang all the students rushed the door to exit the class I decided to linger to
This Is Al You People Wil Get To See...
Who am i? I'm very complecated. I don't under stand myself sometimes. The other times i do. There is no reason why anybody. Is alowed to know who i am. It is something that i only know. Whel i'll tell about me in here. My name is Adem Sungur. I'm a 50% 50% blood. Half turkish. Half dutch. About me: I can't keep my emotions under control at al. When my body wants me to cry i cry. I can insure you i don't cry at al. If i do it wil be for 1,5 sec. I can smile but am i really happy? No i am only happy for that min. Am i sad? Don't know. Don't know that feeling. Am i in love? Who knows i don't. Do i ever get mad? No i can't get mad. I did try but it won't happen... I can get very pissed if i need to. Why can't i get people close to me? Because i learned my self to work on my own learn on my own live on my own. What do you know of your mind? Not much really. If you dream what are those dreams about? I don't know. I forget straight away.
When Grandma Goes To Court
When Grandma Goes To Court Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand-motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr.Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he wa
Hillary Becomes Pregnant
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that she's pregnant. She is furious... Here she is in the middle of her first run for President as Senator for New York .... now this has happened to her. She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault! Well, what have you got to say?" There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams again, "Did you hear me?" Finally, she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper, he asks: "Who's speaking?"
Rustic Phantom
This man deserves some serious lovin. He's the first man to ever fu-own me so please go show him some good lovin!! RusticPhantom@ fubar And don't forget to show the pimpette some lovin too!! ¤Ła$Ŧ♠oƒÅ♠D¥inßŖΞΞd¤Madam of Pu$$yCat Playmates@ fubar
Nasty, Evil, Mean
Ask anyone, most of them will tell you I am a people person. Miss Mary Freaking Sunshine. That is until, yes until, someone phucks with someone in my family or one of my friends. Someone did that today. My best friend, my sister, the one chick in this entire world that always has my back no matter what. She is an angel and the best friend any gal could ask for. She is having some trouble lately, so she posted a mumm, some nasty, evil, mean heifer decided to take out her own issues with low self esteem on my friend. I hope you read this. Girl and I use that term loosely, because I am not even sure you have a heart. Take your vileness somewhere else and LAY OFF my friend. I am sorry that you hate yourself so much that you want to spell your wickedness all over someone that does not deserve it. Treat yourself to the beauty treatments that you so unkindly offered my friend and take a deep look inside yourself. Get yourself a new attitude because it sounds like to me you desperately
Here In My Room
This party is old and uninviting Participants all in black and white. You enter in full blown Technicolor Nothing is the same after tonight. If the world were to fall apart In a fiction-worthy wind I wouldn't change a thing now that you're here Your love is a verb Here in my room. Your love is a verb Here in my room. You enter and close the door behind you Now show me the world as seen from the stars. If only the lights would dim a little, I'm wary of eyes upon my scars If the world were to fall apart In a fiction-worthy wind I wouldn't change a thing now that you're here Your love is a verb Here in my room Your love is a verb Here in my room. Pink tractor beam into your incision Head spinning as free as Dervishes whirl I came here expecting next to nothing So thank you for being "that" kind of girl. Kind of girl that...( Kind of girl
Assholes And Venting
some people dont get it and thats ok i guess but some people walking the earth are just assholes like the person i ran into lately i guess what they say i hope i spell this word right are ingorant i think they like it that way sighs sorry people just venting hate assholes i do i really do sighs
Rip
Around 6 pm est my grandfather passed away. His 2 year battle with cancer is finally over and he is at peace. He will be greatly missed and forever remembered. He lived a wonderful and very full life. 5/5/26 - 5/7/08
Bully
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Oh I'm Not Broken Down...
I'm Not Your Myrter...
Yet another video blog... MuDvAyNe says what I'm feeling better than I can in this instance...I'll leave it up to you people to decide what that may be for now...I'm just fucking done with it...Mudvayne - "Dull Boy"All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy.. All work and no play makes me a dull boy!! Live in a secret Live in a lie Live in a dark hole beneath the black sky Live like a myrter and draw my last breath Feel like an old man with a knife in my chest Live like a Transian Live like a thief Hide in a closet, grinding my teeth Sit in a small room with the walls closing in Open the shutters but everythings still dim Payback For all the things I've done in my past Im not the reason Its not my fault Its not my problem Im not the cause Im not your scapegoat Im not your god Im not your myrter I'd leave you all Im not the reason - (Im not your scapegoat) Its not my
I Don't Care How Many Friends I Lose Over This!
I dont care how many friends I lose over this! Month One Mommy I am only 4 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today.
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it's "sad" when you'd rather stay at work then go home... there was a time when i looked out the window watching for the car to go by knowing my ride was here. now that's not the case. i'm my ride. i'm my company...other than the shit-head aka frankie nuggs. when it literally hurts, even with anger still boiling inside, must mean the feelings are still there. life goes on, right? plenty to keep my mind busy, like worrying about bills that have piled up, other friends, etc, but still... especially when certain songs bring up memories. that you can never escape. home is where the heart is... part of my heart is elsewhere. maybe that's another reason i don't feel like rushing home...
National Flower Of India.
Hi, This was taken when I was vocationing in a nearby hill sttion.(Please check out my Album for the pond full of pink lotus flowers.)Lotus is the National Flower of India.It looks nice and beautifull.This has many colours.This pond is full of pink lotuses. "Lotus rise Out of mud to stand Tall and pure Understand then why 'tis So sacred to the East". The LOTUS is a living metaphor... Nelumbo nucifera is known by a number of common names, including sacred lotus, Indian lotus, sacred water lily, and water lily. An aquatic perennial, native to India and Indonesia, most commonly cultivated in water gardens. It is the National Flower of India. One of the earliest known flowering plants, it can be traced back to the Cretaceous period (135 million years ago). Sacred to Hindu, Buddhist and Egyptian religions, it is symbolic of spiritual illumination and regeneration... to remain "unstained by worldly things". Lotus flowers are beautiful, fragrant, and edible. The most precious
I'm Back
What's up people I'm finally back on the site so give me a little time to get it together but in the meantime show some luv and i will do the same in return.................. The Faceless Man
Wed 05-07-08 (bump)
Wednesday, May 07, 2008 Question ______
Chokers For Sale >;}
Ok i made u look so don't be mad at me **pouts lol...Jus wanted to let u all know i have these chokers available for purchase if interested plz message me :) and if u repost ill give ya a discount too :P..thank you Chita P*SSY DEVOUR->;}Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubar Lucy's Tears Black Widow Ghost Flowers Emelia's Black Heart Dark Secrets Locket Sagrado Corazon..(only 1 available on this one) Yin/Yang Dragon style Mens Rosary(onyx and fossil beads) Dead Bastard(only 1 available) Mourning Lisa
Cancer
050608 Dilbert
Ways To Wrap Ur Willy.....
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2.BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER 3.DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY 4.WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT 5.DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER 6.YOU CANT GO WRONG IF U SHIELD YR DONG 7.IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. 8.IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY COVER YR MONKEY 9.IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 10.IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER 11.SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK 12.IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT 13.WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS 14.WHEN YOU TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE 15.ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER 16.NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER 17.DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL 18.THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION 19.WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL 20.A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER 21.NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
My "nsfw" Folder
i am willing to allow people to view my nsfw folder but it is gonna cost ya.... $15,000 fubucks for 1 week to view $100,000 fubucks for 1 month i solemly swear that if u are really interested in the pics i will most certainly add u to my fam for the amount of time to view. and there are some good photos in there.
I Hate Fubar
Not sure why ppl find it so fun and entertaining.Might just be me but I find it rather boring.Only use for it for me is storing pictures.Hell,I won't even do a stupid ass salute lol. Whats the point? Honestly.I'm sure I'll get a lot of shit from ppl here but I really don't care.Oh,and FUBAR is great for venting my hatred.FUBAR is really no different then MySpace.Both have kids on it posing as adults.Yes,THEY ARE HERE.Anyways;Fubar sucks.Just had to vent.
Society...
WARNING: This blog isnt for everyone. It may offend some people. READERS ADVISED. This blog isnt for closed minded people. This blog is just my opinion. Its not directed at any one person or gender. I am not stereotyping. If you are offended, please scroll up to top line. Thank you! Enjoy! In society today, women are expected to look a certain way in order to be considered beautiful. Well I say FUCK THAT. We are all bearutiful just the way we are. I think that its our flaws that make us more beautiful and set up aside from everyone else. Plus, personality is what should count at the end of the day. I go to the gym everyday and work out to try and perfect my body. I dont do it for anybody but myself because at the end of the day its my opinion that matters. After all, we are all our own worst critic. I love my body just the way it is, but sometimes its hard to accept those imperfections. For all those women who love themselves just the way they are....KUDOS to you! You have beat s
I Deserve Love
i want love, not just for my body, not just for sex, but for me who i am.
Owned By Gary
Woo Hoo!! I'm owned by Gary Go show my new owner lots of love :) GARY~SHAD~ FUMARRIED & R/L ENGAGED TO~ BooBoo@ fubar
Gynecologist Asst. Job Opening
A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here." "Oh why, is that where the job's at?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
Amazing Grace In Cherokee
My La. Vay Cay!
so it looks like im gonna be here for few more days.... but thats ok :) gonna buy a car hopefully by friday. looks like ima gonna drive from CA to CO. which is totally fine with me. other than that. .....i been havn soosh at my spot..... doin some shoppin..... kikn ass and takin names...hahahahhaa... its totally fun and cant wait till i get to red rocks to start my season. damn i missed this place. so relax ppl.... RP is on the way ;) ps. sorry if i hyavnt talked to many ppl much. lotta stuff to take care of and its harder to do it when u dont have a car in LA....lol. so if ur readn this blog.... and u got my number...call me today.... i'd like to hear from u and would totally love to chat n shit :P RP!
Cherokee Tribal Dance
Cherokee Eagle Dance
Burg
I has a new OWNER! Whoot!!! Well, He has let me out of my cage JUST LONG ENOUGH to pimp him out! But I’m on a SHORT LEASH!!!!! The only way I can come out and play is if you all give us TONS of luvies!!! So Fan Rate and Add this awesome master of mine and hell, while your at it, CRUSH him too! Who doesn’t love a secret crush? He deserves it!!!! Even though he's my new owner, he really is an awesome guy and deserves to be pimped. He really is ALL THAT! He's sweet and shows love back. He is caring and truly a special Fu! Burg This PSA was brought to you by None other than Burgs Slave… Owned By Burg ღ Lådy Fåŋ‡åzïå™ღ
Cherokee War Dance
Wash Your Spirit Clean
Want A Bling Pack???
I have 2 bling packs I'm going to auction off...I'm trying to get the spotlight in the worst way...If you're interested leave your bid on here and I will let this run until 6 pm tomorrow May 8th fubar time...Starting bid is 300K fubucks...Thank you for your help in this...
The Warrior
Walela
Say My Name!!!
Have you been soo into your intimate moment that you aren't aware of your love saying your name?
Trail Of Tears: Cherokee Legacy Native American Indian
Walela Live Concert Video
Help
Help me out click my pic and leave me some photo comments. Thanks
Writing New Websites - Testing Testing
Over the past month or so, I've put up some testing websites. I guess I went crazy. One website is based on a Japanese chat system - it's at: http://randomfolks.com Another I've been working with is at: http://forum.ggblvd.com/seo And over here I experimented with combining RSS and old fashioned NNTP: http://naplesplus.us/usenet/index.php Oh, a test in horizontal scrolling at: http://naplesnerds.com/wordpress (this one won't go far - but it was fun to play with the concept of a horizontal webpage) Then, there's my experiment with social networking at: http://all.naplesnerds.com and FINALLY my online gateway to Usenet is online at: http://naplesnerds.com/test *whew* - lots of experimenting. And that's just the working experiments. Lots of unfinished/failed experiments sitting around. Lemme know what you think, eh? Kenneth Udut - simplify3
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A Princess' Faith
A Princess' Faith The past is a wall that is hard to climb When you have been made to believe How can you recognize the truth when you finally see it? In a tower of pain and betrayal Above rose gardens of visible thorns A princess brushes her hair dreaming of what might be But listening to the Prince of Lies that it cannot be Content in her world Happy to a measure Surrounded my moments of adequacy She sleeps soundly But at her doorstep If she ever decides to open it Waits a knight Rose in hand Forever in mind Today it is raining She sleeps so soundly The knight is drenched A strange world we all live in When fear can sleep soundly And romance and belief are all wet
We Make It Rain
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Herb And Nut Cream Cheese Log
Herb and Nut Cream Cheese Log Mix one package (8 ounces) softened reduced fat cream cheese with one-third grated Parmesan cheese and chopped toasted pecans. Shape into 8-inch log. Roll in mixture of 1/4 cup each toasted chopped pecans and chopped fresh parsley; press gently into log to secure. Serve with crackers. Makes 12 servings, 2 tablespoons chees spread and five crackers each.
Final Inspection
"The Final Inspection" The policeman stood and faced his God, which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, policeman. How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My church have you been true?" The policeman squared his shoulders and said, "No Lord. I guess I ain't. Because those who carry badges, can't always be a saint." "I've had to work most Sundays, and at times my talk was rough... and sometimes I've been violent because the streets are awful tough." "But I never took a penny, that wasn't mine to keep... though I worked a lot of overtime when the bills got just too steep." "And I never passed a cry for help, though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God forgive me, I wept unmanly tears." "I know I don't deserve a place among the people here. They never wanted me around except to calm their fear." "If you've a place for me here, L
Beef Tenderloin With Texas Caviar
Beef Tenderloin with Texas Caviar Ingredients: 2 lbs. beef tenderloin roast seasoned salt and pepper to taste Texas Caviar ingredients: 1 medium tomato, diced 4 green onions, chopped 1 tsp. minced garlic 1/2 green bell pepper, diced 1/4 cup fresh cilantro, chopped fine 1/2 cup mild picante sauce 1 can black-eyed peas Instructions: Rub outside of tenderloin with seasoned salt and pepper. Roast in a pre-heated 225-degree oven for 1 hour. Let stand for 15 minutes before slicing. Cut into ½ inch slices and serve with Texas Caviar Texas Caviar: Combine all ingredients in a bowl. Mix well. Cover and refrigerate overnight before serving. Serves 4-6 Grilled Beef Steak Verciano Ingredients: 1 large (1-1/2 pound) chuck steak 1/2 cup dry red wine 2 tbsp soy sauce 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce 2 tsp. dried rosemary 2 large cloves garlic, chopped Instructions: Mix ingredients other than steak in a large glass baking dish. Crush rosemary to release the oi
Haiku: Of The Blossom
Cherry blossoms bloom Whirlwind of beauty surrounds Eternal joy found
Follow The Link!
Dear Poet, Do you have a passion fro writing poetry? Do you feel that your poem is worth the ten thousand dollar prize? Then I urge you to follow this link and start your way to winning ten thousand dollars. Sincerely, Charlotte McFarland Poetry Ambassador
Unfaithful Melody
Unfaithful Melody Songs sung once brightly Play tones of lies and deceit Poetic melodies that move like a tigress Stalking their next victim A dove of peace with arrows of pain A Northern breeze that blows poisoned kisses A lie A charade We are all maestros of promise So easily to fall As conductors of pain and pleasure Tread carefully in forums of sweet smiles For in the songs of an unchained melody Lie the seeds of a desperate soul
New Yok State Of Mind
Anticipation
Anticipation Merest thoughts of you turn seconds into hours In a world of tomorrows Today becomes all and forever My heart races for the first time again Beating like a broken metronome All paths lead to this moment Like a child minutes before Christmas Building in proportions unheard of Helpless to stop the momentum Couldn't if I tried I don't bother Hours turn into seconds Anticipation turns into despair Memories of what never happened Turn to smoke in the night Why does a person dream If the dream is an illusion of hurt? With a fist of anger I swear I will not dream again My heart beats silently It knows it will Sometime, somewhere Ready to be broken again I see you in a crowded room of light and darkness You smile at me so invitingly With a sigh I believe again But secretly I truly know The knife of broken promises Has many lovely owners It's your turn tonight Be gentle Thrust quickly It begins again
Auction
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Meant To Be
Meant to Be Why? Why do you exist? Treating me like a prince? Confusing me with gentleness of words and deeds? Who are you? Why me? Each day the words flow the same from my lover In my courtyard of beliefs and values All that I am and can be He is a stranger to the taking With me so wanting to give Past scars of dark knights haunt my waking dreams Visions which cannot be fully erased But in the courtyard of my world In a land of anyone's possibilities This princess will do all she can To replace his waking visions With dreams of rose petals With realities of worlds undreamt of In time With patience But most of all With his permission I will show him What love is meant to be
What Is It About ♥? Lol
What is it about love that makes the time fly by when i am at work? i think it is the thought of having something or someone special to come home to!! Lastnight it dragged because it felt like i no longer have anything to come home to. ♥ is so totally confusing sometimes. One minute everything seems perfect & then poof gone in an instant!! Lmfao what is it about ♥ that makes the world go round or someone giggle & smile? So many things unexplained but embrace it all & live each moment, each breath as if you have never lived before!!! Life is too short to live in the clouds so lol stop asking what is it about ♥ & go with the flow ONE DAY AT A TIME!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Re: Rangers 1 Motherwell 0
RE: Rangers 1 Motherwell 0 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 07 May 2008, 22:37 Barry Ferguson scored one of the most crucial goals of his career as Rangers dug out the win they simply had to achieve on a super-charged night at Ibrox.In one of the noisiest nights at the stadium for a long time Ferguson's touch of class was what mattered.Davie Weir flicked on Steven Davis's corner and from a really acute angle, Ferguson found the top right corner with a superb finish 17 minutes from the end.You could sense the tension lift out of the air as the Light Blues cut Celtic's lead to four points.Now they march on to Saturday's match with Dundee United knowing the same must happen again.Dick Advocaat watched it all from the stand, sitting beside David Murray, and if he learned one thing it is that this Rangers side will not give up.It was inevitable that Walter Smith would make changes given the astonishing schedule of matches Rangers are
Thank God I Have A Big Ass
CHICAGO (Reuters) - A type of fat that accumulates around the hips and bottom may actually offer some protection against diabetes, U.S. researchers said on Tuesday. ADVERTISEMENT They said subcutaneous fat, or fat that collects under the skin, helped to improve sensitivity to the hormone insulin, which regulates blood sugar. Mice that got transplants of this type of fat deep into their abdomens lost weight and their fat cells shrank, even though they made no changes in their diet or activity levels. "It was a surprising result," said Dr. Ronald Kahn of Harvard Medical School in Boston, whose study appears in the journal Cell Metabolism. "We actually found it had a beneficial effect, and it was especially true when you put it inside the abdomen," Kahn said in a telephone interview. Kahn said he started the study to find out why fat located in different parts of the body seems to have different risks of metabolic disease such as diabetes. Researchers have known for som
Spiced Carrots With Watermelon And Pecans
Recipe of the Day: Spiced Carrots with Watermelon and Pecans Preparation time: 10 min. Cooking time: 10 min. 3-1/3 cups large pecan pieces, or halves 2/3 cup plus 3 Tbs. sugar 1 Tbs. plus 2 tsp. soy sauce 5 cups baby carrots 1-2/3 cups brown sugar 1-2/3 cups orange juice 1-3/4 tsp. ground cinnamon 5 cups small seeded watermelon pieces Nutritional Info. Calories: 537 Protein: 5.0g Fat: 27.1g Cholesterol: 0mg Calories From Fat: 43% Dietary Fiber: 6.2g click for full details >> In a large heavy non-stock sauté pan over medium-high heat, place the pecans in an even layer and sprinkle the sugar over them. Stir the pecans while drizzling the soy sauce over them. Heat while stirring constantly until the sugar melts and the nuts glaze, approximately 5-8 minutes. Remove the nuts to waxed paper to cool. Break apart as needed. Meanwhile, simmer the carrots in a saucepan with the brown sugar, orange juice, and cinnamon until tender and glazed. Form a ring around t
Nothing
Look To My Eyes
Look to My Eyes The softness of his skin against my lips Heightens lost sensations A touch of his hand The caress of his mouth Excites and invites me to taste all that he was All that he is All that he can ever be Through my eyes I see Fields on white flowers shine from his face His touch reminds me of a summer's breeze His voice like an angel's whisper In my eyes I have seen no sweeter desire Beheld no purer soul Felt no finer gossamer Qualities seen without the benefit of rose colored glasses An angel with his feet on the ground Who looks to my eyes for answers For reflections of himself And in my eyes Is this lady worthy of a unicorn's trust Those reflections are summed in one word Hope That one day I may finally be worthy of his heart And find myself in his eyes
Just A Lady
Just a Lady Why do you put up with me? A woman with dreams and ideals A woman whos heart has loved you before she met you A flawed fool who brings you to tears with a heartless word With a gesture of frustration In one hand a rose of unconditional love In the other a pack of selfish goals? Why do you even stay in my sight? When I would give you the world And then rip it from your grasp without knowing Wanting to be your princess But driving a sword though you none the less I'll never know what you see in me And I may be just a woman But I know enough on this star filled night I never told you before But I know in my heart I am not worthy of one as you And in each stolen kiss I see God exists in your heart And I am blessed in the sight of you
Hot Sauces I Had For Lunch
Free Download Nin
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The Decision
The Decision Reflections on the water Images of the past and future Cascading on the shoreline. Shadows on the sand beneath the moonlight Silhouettes of indecision and confusion. Mermaids dancing on the water calling me home. I retrace steps in the sand where no one has ever been. Laughing with the sea nymphs I wave them farewell For in the words of an old sage I have promises to keep And more than a fathoms journey before I sleep.
My Ex-bf
Why can't you just leave me alone? I don't deserve being treated so badly by you....yes you told me you LOVED me but if you really LOVED me you wouldn't have done what you did, you wouldn't have lied to me...it hurts to walk away from you but I have to. I need to protect myself, I can keep supporting you!! I hate going to bed and you are not there...and I hate waking up in the morning without your arms wrapped around my body but we need to move on, and you need to give me some space....you don't deserve me!!!
The Star-chaser
The Star-Chaser With wings through the heavens I soar Chasing a star as easily as a dream. Worlds below turn in their dreams Scarcely wondering Barely knowing. Finding my paradise I drift down To steams of gold To fields of glory. Here is my place, my home. I wait for my reason. Not very long. He walks out of the water A god on this world. I watch in awe the way he moves His rhythms sing with the voice of a choir, His beauty shines bright with the gold in his eyes. I am in awe. He turns, our eyes meet. An embrace of eons drifts over us Giving us the dream of tomorrow We lift into the heavens fulfilled. Chasing a star is everyone's dream. Chasing stars together is everyone's heaven.
All Aboard The * Sin Wagon*
http://fubar.com/blog/212779/779892.... Just follow the instructions to join. All ABoard the *Sin Wagon* !!!!!!!
Are You Ready?
*ATTENTION* FUBAR AS WE KNOW IT IS IN TERRIBLE DANGER!! WONDER WOMAN NEEDS ALL SUPER HEROS TO REPORT TO ACTION! WE WILL NEED TO TEAM UP AGAINST THE EVIL THAT THREATS OUR VERY FU-LIFE STYLE. ADD RATE AND FAN ALL THE SUPER FU'S BELOW AND YOU WILL BE ADDED TO THE JUSTICE LEAGUE. TELL THEM WONDER WOMAN IS READY TO ATTACK!! WONDER_WOMAN™_♥S_HER_OWNER_CHUCKIIBOO@ fubar THIS TRAIN WILL BE STICKIED ALL WEEK JOIN NOW AND JUST MAYBE WE WILL ALL SURVIVE! **Çhµckîîbºº**@ fubar ~MASTER~Owned by Wonder Woman@ fubar ஐRogerLee ஐ@ fubar ~~~FU-DADDY™~@ fubar cutterbum
Dark Angel...damm Love This Song
Someone in one an MSN room told me about this song, and had it on u-tube..I checked it out and wow...I love this song...had to put this in here, since i am outside, and reflecting on how I wanna be loved...so here u go...lol Dark Angel ~ Blue Rodeo W/Sarah McLachlan I met this girl She was walking through one of my dreams She kissed my eyes And everything that she said Made so much sense to me That I still feel like half asleep My dark angel She gave me diamonds for eyes She walked by Now I'm hypnotised By this dream That just won't stop And I feel Like I've always been lost in this dream The rumours of heaven Only speed the truth on Earth My dark angel Shine your light on my curse You are the other that I have to find Until I do I guess I'll see you 'round my mind So Colorado Is a place I have to go I heard a rumour She loves the mountains and the snow My dark angel She gave me diamonds for eyes My dar
How I Feel
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Seeds Behind My Eyes
I missed your call, seeing as how I don’t possess a phone. Here I am sitting alone desperately in need of some type of human contact. I beg the mystic masters and gods to send a buddy my way. Just so there is an understanding, I want you to know that it’s around midnight and I probably won’t post this until tomorrow when I can hit up the coffee shop for a few minutes to be able to check my shit and post this blog entry. So it’s possible that by then some of what I have to say RIGHT NOW won’t make sense. What do people do without the internet? I seriously forgot how it is to live without consistently answering instant messages and emails 24/7. What the hell should I be doing? Writing a book? Probably. Do you constantly question the motives of the people around you? I do. I am constantly suspicious of other people, as well as myself. I have a theory that there are really no “good” people in this world. I am pretty sure everything that anyone does is really all for
Staff Member Of The Week
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Just 1 Rate Needed From You Or Bid On Me
**I also need as many rates as I can get on this…..so if you’re unable to bid at this time plz just give me one rate no comments just 1 rate is all I ask** In honor of Mother's Day, I am happy to share with you that I am one of the loveliest women on Fubar! Bidding is now open, and will remain open until May 10th One of the participants and if I’m lucky will receive prizes of 100,000 fubucks. Those will be the woman with the highest rating average, and the woman with the highest number of rates. Should the same woman have both the highest average and highest number of rates, she will receive 200,000 fubucks. I reserve the right to refuse any bid or bidder at any time, and may also increase my offers via photo comment should the need arise. Serious bidders only, please! Thank you much!! Whispers…Haunt Me in My Dreams ~~Member of Dylon’s Diva Mafia~~ A Mad!! Hatter!! Thank you Heartistic Soul for making this happen!! Heartistic Soul@ fubar
Well..??
If you had 1 wish to get the ULTIMATE Mother's Day gift {or give}, what would it be? Mommies...I know the ULTIMATE would be peace and quiet LOL, think of that special something you would really want.
Tool Of The Week ....
The Mofuggin Kenny™@ fubar
Well..
I was planning on deleting myspace here but my bro found me so I am keeping it up here. Trying to get him on fubar now...lmao. I kno I havent been on here bloggin that much....just alot of things have been going on. I am still going thru a couple of things now, but I am hoping that by the end of June things will be settled. If not then I have wasted alot of tears on things. Things that I wish to write on here I cant. I have alot of emotions right now going thru my skull that I cant write them here for fear of others seeing. So I have done the next best thing....kept them inside. But I kno I am gonna burst. Trying to keep my cool tho...its all I can do. We all kno how I am...well a few here anyway...I have to write to get my emotions out. And right now I cant...altho I am to the point where I should and just say fuk it all. Writing in the blogs was my stress reliever...now I have to hold shit in. I cant say what I want to say...just to get it out there an off my ches
For A Friend!!
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Symbiosis
True friendship knows its own intrinsic bound, The pinnacle a covenant unfound. Perchance cerebral spirits meet Fulfilling thoughts and dreams in kind, To render yearning minds replete Thence wending on with arms in bind, Mere touch supplanting idle prate No greater trust than hands entwined. Enamored passions proffer sate As ardent raptured hearts unite In sumptuous repast of fate. With surety of love in sight, Two souls shall only then enjoin In confluence of shared delight. That perfect niche, a bond without excess Yields ever symbiotic synthesis.
Old Journal Enteries
Thursday, January 24, 2008 Thru your eyes! I am changing the way I see things and I want to thank you for that. I once saw addicts as selfish greedy people. But as I take away all of those flaws, I look deep into your eyes and see something else. I see despair and pain only wanting approval from other people. You know you want to be something they are proud but just cant make those changes. I don't believe it was all your all fault some characteristics are innate regardless of those drugs. I remember seeing this look in your eyes and at the time I didn't know how to deal with it. Instead of pushing you away I should of turned to you with open arms. You needed me and I wasn't there for you, even if you wouldn't excepted my help I should of least tried. I never honestly sat down and talked to you about it or even told you I was proud of you. I see now, I was very negative towards you. You had a lot of great qualities about you, that are endless to talk about. At the end of al
Angel
Angel
The Truth Of The Helpful
i feel so proud of you, i have felt that you dont have the dependence of me anymore the dependence did feel like a burden but i had grown to look for that burden now i dont know the lack of the burden that makes me feel the jealousy or is it your lack of attention that is the jealousy someone else is filling your hours i feel relief that i dont feel the burden but the same time i'm jealous without am i the green eyed monster that i swear i would never be i know you still love me but did i really want you depending of me and you filling my hours and i, yours i never thought germans were a loving people i know filipinos are known the world over as a very loving gentle people now i know filipinos can be a very jealous people and be very possessive people, behind this beauty rests a jealous heart
Commonsense, I'd Think. Lounges Comments And Newcomers-
Common sense- when greeting someone new to the site, say hi, welcome them, explain the rules (the real rules, not made-up rules about "downrating"... well, ok, that's my preference, let's get back to topic...) - but seriously... seriously... don't, Do NOT. make the first comment on a new person's profile an advertisement for your lounge. Are YOU MAD? Are you out of your MIND? Do you want the newcomer to leave right back where they came from? Is that the idea? Is the greeting actually a good-bye, we don't want you, we're creeps here!? Thank you, I just had to get that off of my chest.
Wave Maker
Wave Maker You Need: * Clear, empty 2 liter plastic soda bottle * Vegetable oil * Food coloring * Water A simple project with a scientific lesson about density and lots of fun to play with too! PREPARATION : Start with a clear, clean empty 2 liter plastic soda bottle. Fill half way with water. Add drops of food color to desired color (twist top on and shake to combine color). Adding more color if necessary. Any color will do we used blue (like the ocean) and we recommend to stay away from yellow because the oil is already yellow. Add vegetable oil to fill (all except about an inch on the top). Seal bottle tightly with cap. You are now ready to experiment. Swirl the bottle while it's standing up or lay it down on its side and rock back and forth to create "waves". You will find many interesting things to do with it. Try creating large bubbles by turning the bottle top over bottom a few times. Really shake it up to create milions of tiny bubbles
Watermelon Cake
This cake looks like a watermelon, but it's flavor will fool you! 1 pkg White Cake Mix 2pkgs cool aid type mix, cherry flavor 1/3 cup chocolate chips 1 cup sugar white frosting green food coloring other ingredients for cake- follow the box (oil, egg) This must be prepared in an oven safe bowl, for instance Pyrex is great! Most glass bowls are not oven safe. Using a bowl makes this cake look most like a watermelon with it's pink color, black dot's and green frosting. Mix together in a mixing bowl, cake mix, drink mix, chocolate chips, and sugar and blend well. Pour into greased oven safe glass bowl. Bake at 350 for 50-55 minutes. Check every 5 minutes after 40 minutes have passed to ensure it is not burning. Cool completely before trying to invert and frost! To frost: Mix together green food coloring with white frosting to desired "greenness" then spread over dome shape, then make long slices to make them look like watermelon wedges.
Prayer Request
I hope you will all say a prayer for Jus' Me and her daughter. > > > > Dear Lord, we know You love all Your children, and at this time, a child and a mother need Your help so much. As Your Mother could not bear the suffering and pain You went through, Jus'Me cannot bear the pain and suffering from a severe head injury her daughter received in an automobile accident. > > The child will be going to a Neurologist Lord, and I pray You will guide his hands and all his knowledge and skill to help her make a complete recovery. > > We beseech You to have mercy and compassion for this young lady who has not yet really begun to live the life that You have given her. She has other health issues Jesus, But this is the most pressing one at this time. > > Please give peace and strength to Jus'Me as her youngest daughter goes through this painful time without the comfort of her mother being by her side. They live so very far apart and Jus'Me needs the peace and love that only You can
Why Does My Life Suck Ass!!!!
So Im just writing this to rant and not for anyone to really respond, I just need to get it out of my system other wise Im not going to stop crying. Unfortunatly I have no other way to realease it. So here is my list of shit that just makes my life the hell I am facing and I can not for the life of me get out of this rut. - I lost my real job back in June of 2007 for some BS reason that they would not let me fight. Since then I have been trying to find a decent paying job to support my child. I had a temp agency place me but I finished my assignment and the agency was so slow they couldn't place me any where else. I tried getting a job with the sheriff's dept as a dispatcher went through 3 weeks of testing and more testing and still ended up with a dear John letter. I tried to get my insurance license and I missed it by 6 points. So i tried getting in at geico and they choose to go with "other candidates". I have had my resume online with ever damn job site and the only people that r
Weave A Basket
Easter Baskets You Need: * Sheets of wallpaper samples* (see instructions for specifications) * Paperboard (board from cereal boxes and shirt boxes) * Glue (glue stick or tacky glue) other glues dry too fast or slow PREPARATION: Cutting: First, cut two 6-1/2" circles from the paperboard; we used a cereal bowl as a template. Draw your circle on the printed side so it won't show when assembled. Select your wallpaper samples. (Stay away from extra thick wallpapers). You will need 18 pieces that are 2-1/2" x 8" (these are the up and down spines). You will need 6 pieces 2-1/2" x 14" (these are the bands that will be woven around; we tried to make these all the same pattern). You will need two pieces that are 2-1/2 x 16-1/2 (these are for the handle). You also need to cut a 6-1/2" wallpaper circle. Folding and Gluing strips: Fold the 18 ------2-1/2 x 8" pcs. in thirds (see illustration) and glue shut. Tak
Song Lyrics To One Of My Favorite Songs--oooh The Possibilities!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex I can tell you're trouble but I'm still obsessed Because you know you're SO HOT I wanna get you alone (oh yes very alone) SO HOT I wanna get you stoned (not this part LOL) SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again (yes please!!) > Yeaa Come on Yea You're like the kiss of death, like the hand of faith I can tell you're trouble but I still wanna taste Because you know you're SO HOT I wanna get you alone SO HOT I wanna get you stoned SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com] I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again Because you know you're SO HOT I wanna get you alone SO HOT I wanna get you stoned SO HOT I dont wanna be your friend I wanna fuck you like I'm never gonna see you again You're So Hot, I wanna get you alone I wanna get you stoned I dont wanna be your friend I w
10 Things About Me
ok this isw how this works. if you want to do it you have to put ten things that most people dont know about you. 1.) im 6"4' and 215 ibs 2.) i use to be a Millitary cop in the NAVY 3.) im scared to fight people some one always gets hurt 4.) i love games that has cars, guns, or sports 5.) i like any type of music but country 6.) i love working on computers i fix them or tell people over net how to fix them 7.)im a rely sweet guy that is just misjudged all the time 8.) i have two dogs, two water turles, ns one rat 9.) i currntly like a girl dont know if she knows it are not 10.) i have a told of less then 20 frinds
Courage To Heal
I need to find the courage to heal I've been through so much I have over come so much I need peace of mind I need to find the courage to heal Please point me in the right direction wait I need to do that I'm trying to find the courage to heal Please be there for me because finding the courage to heal is so difficult Help me through this for I can find the courage to heal Alls I ask for is a friend Someone to hold me when I need it Someone to talk to when I need to talk Someones shoulder to cry on when I need to cry Someone to laugh with when I need to laugh Please help me through this for I am on my way to finding the courage to Heal
Cinnamon Rolls
Cinnamon Rolls: 2 cups Jiffy baking mix (note: white or yellow dry cake mix can be substituted) 2/3 cup milk 1/4 cup butter, softened 3 T. sugar 2 tsp. Cinnamon grease either two round cake pans, or one large cookie sheet, or 11x7 pan. Preheat oven to 425 Blend baking mix with milk and turn onto floured surface and knead about 20 times. roll into about a 15in by 8 inch rectangle. Spread margarine over surface of dough, sprinkle the sugar, then the Cinnamon. Roll up and slice into 1 inch slices. Place in prepared pan leaving plenty of space of each one. Bake 15 minutes. Frost while they are warm. (I cut this frosting recipe in half) I found this recipe separately and is great for doing a whole cake. but if I'm making the cinnamon rolls, it only takes about half as much. Alternately someone could double the batch of Cinnamon rolls and use the full recipe of butter frosting if they wanted to. Butter Frosting: 1/3 cup butter 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon vanilla e
Haiku Of My Feelings
haiku of my feelings petals fall from trees like tear drops and wind brings rain of discontent tears fall like rain to be in the rain i love cant see me crying haiku is style of poems consisting 3 lines with syllable count of 5-7-5
This Is Your America??
Idaho student says teacher tossed his Mexican flag in trash Idaho student says teacher tossed his Mexican flag in trash 53 minutes ago A high school student says he may file a lawsuit against a physical education teacher who took a Mexican flag he had brought for Cinco de Mayo and put it in the garbage. Clint Straatman denies Froylan Camelo's version of events but said he took the flag Monday because "white kids" might have hurt the 16-year-old. He said he put it in a garbage can because he had no place else to keep it. Camelo said he was changing into gym clothes at Minico High School in Rupert when Straatman told him, "Give me the flag." "I said, 'What's the problem?'" Camelo, speaking in Spanish, told The Times-News of Twin Falls. "He said, 'The problem is that we are in the United States and not in Mexico.' He grabbed it from me. He threw the flag in the garbage can." Camelo said that Straatman told him the flag would be returned at the end of the school day, bu
Grrrrrr
ok here is my new bitch. ok so I am sitting here minding my own business and shit commenting my friends pics and leaving there page love when now apparently I can't do that. so i think from here on out I am not going to leave comments and I am taking a break from all this bullshit that surrounds me. Apparently I am nothing more then a shit starter and I only cause Drama. I am really getting sick and tired of all these girls thinking that I am out to take "their men" away from them. Ok well first of all I am not trying to do shit. I am who I am and if that means people want to call me a whore or a slut then have fun but at least I know who I am and I know what is in my heart. My heart belongs to one guy and one guy only and that is my son. No one else has it but him. I am married and love my hubby for who he is. I love my life and the way I have choosen to live it. I may not be the most hottest girl out there or the skinniest for that matter but I do have a good heart and I care for
Lol
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PE
To My Haters
Ernest and Debby keep checking up on us! I am making my page public and my blogs public, I have nothing to hide in my awesome life. I have a great husband(who is the BEST daddy in the world) and the best kids in the world, I can see why jealous people would want to talk shit about it. So to all you shit talkers take a good, LOOOONNNNG look into what a great life is about and be jealous, talk shit, and hate me all you want I LOVE IT!
A-z
- [ A a ] - # 69:Slang for mutual oral stimulation by two individuals. # A Spot:An erogenous zone located in the anus near the prostate. # Ablutophilia:A paraphilia where an individual is unusually sexually excited by baths or showers. # Abuse:To cause physical or psychological harm. # Acquaintance Rape : Forced sexual intercourse by someone familiar to the victim. # Acrophilia : Sexual arousal from being in high places. # Adelphogamy: A marriage in which brothers share their wives. # Adult : An individual who is considered an adult, particularly by law. # Adult Entertainment : Sexually explicit or graphic material designed to be viewed by adults. # Adult Novelties : Synonym for adult toys. # Adult Toy : A device (like a vibrator or dildo) that is designed to increase sexual pleasure. # Adult Toy Cleaner : A special cleaning solution, usually with antibacterial properties, that is used to clean sex toys. # Adulterer : A person who commits adultery. # Adultery : A voluntar
Sand Paintings
Sand Paintings You Need: * Colored sand (various colors) * White glue * Paint brush (old one) * Paper (as thick as possible to prevent warping) * Pencil PREPARATION: Make sure to cover work surface completely. Lightly sketch design onto paper. Make design fairly simple with large areas of color. Stay away from tiny details. Place your drawing on top of another clean piece of paper that you have folded in half and then opened again. This will aid you in not only in catching the extra sand but then in pouring in back in the original container. Pour some glue into a disposable container (paper cups work well). Thin glue with a few drops of water to the consistency of paint. "Paint" glue onto areas of picture. (Paint only the areas that will be the same color until all areas of that color are complete. ) Sprinkle or pour sand over the fresh glue and then tip the paper to get rid of the excess sand. "Paint" more glue and sprinkle more sand unt
Justice League Tags
*ATTENTION* ALL JUSTICE LEAGUE TEAM I HAVE FINISHED A FEW OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE ID'S IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ONE...PLEASE PRIVATE MESSAGE ME...WITH A PIC THAT YOU WANT TO USE AND WITH ANY SUPER HERO YOU ADORE... HERE ARE THE ONES I HAVE COMPLETED SO FAR There Is Absolutley No Charge To Making These Tags For You! Click My Profile Link & Send Me A Private Message On Your favorite Super Hero & Picture You would like to Use. Frozen Mystical Dreamzzzz, The Original aka Cat Woman@ fubar
Yarn Art
Only You
With you, it's all about voiceless communication- always knowing exactly what to say, but never actually having to say it. When no one seems to be listening, you hear. When I hurt but don't show it, you know. When I turn away to hide my tears, you see. When I feel like I can't get through to anyone, you understand. Your eyes glow just for me, and I know you're proud. You flash your magical, healing smile my way, and I know everything will be all right. You know everything there is to know about me. You know what worries me, what keeps me up at night, and what shames me so badly that I can't share it with anyone. Most importantly, though, none of those things bother you. You've restored my faith in people and proved that there is a thing called true friendship.
Naughty Application
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. LET THE FUN BEGIN........ Your Name: Age: Favorite position: Do you think I'm cute/ pretty? Would you have sex with me? lights on or off? Would you have to be drunk? Would you take a shower with me? Have you ever thought about having sex with me? Would you leave after or stay the night? Do you like cuddling afterwards? Condom or skin? Have sex on the first date? Would you kiss me during sex? Do you think I would be good in bed? Would you use me as a booty call? Can I use you as a booty call? Can we take pictures of the act? How long would we have sex? Would you tell your friends about me? Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PE
Reality Bites.
There is no dark and stormy night. No forks of lightning ripping through a bruised and sullen sky. No garlic swaying in the rising wind. There is no mute hunchback scurrying across a muddy track. No strangers meeting at an inn, cut off for the night from the rest of "civilization". And yet, there's a vampire on the loose. She's chosen the form carefully. Her victim – the lender of an identity – had felt someone watching her for weeks. She'd felt eyes peering into her soul each night. She thought she'd detected the shadow of a shadow at the window. Felt a breath on her throat, though no-one was there. Felt a growing sense of unease mutate into foreboding, a dread she couldn't name and couldn't place. And now, in the pallid morning light, she'd turned from hunted to hunter. Ohhh, fuck, the exhilaration. She keeps gazing at herself. Yes, even in mirrors. As we know, this no camp, feeble representation of a vampire. This is vampire as superbeing. Her skin has a super-sheen to i
Hh Give A Way
Hey All Im Hosting a Happy Hour Give Away first to 100,000 Comments In A months Time Rules Are Simple Private Messege me the pic you would like to use When I Get 20 Participants It Will Be Opened And Will Start
No Fuckin Wonder...
If you ever needed anymore proof of why we are all going to hell in a handbasket...this is it... DULUTH, Minn. -- The driver of a 1997 Honda Civic that struck and killed a dog near Cloquet is suing the dog's owners for damage done to his vehicle. Jeffery Ely was driving on the night of Jan. 4 when Fester, a miniature pinscher, squeezed past owner Nikki Munthe as she was letting in her other dog and ran out onto the road. Ely's car struck Fester, killing the 13-pound dog instantly. Now Ely is suing the Munthes for about $1,100 for damage to his car, time he had to take off from his two jobs to get the car repaired, and court fees. Pieces of the bumper were propelled into the radiator when it hit the dog, Ely said, necessitating a replacement. Ely maintains he didn't have problems driving until after the accident and that the radiator issues were not pre-existing. Ely said he feels sorry for the Munthes' loss but, as a dog owner himself, feels that they must be respo
Types Of Collars
# Here OnLine There Are So Many Different Collars And Meanings, However, There Are 3 Main Collars Used Real Time: Collar Of Consideration "The Exploring Stage" This Collar Is Traditionally Given At The Very Beginning Of A Potential Relationship. This Is Expressing An Interest In Pursuing A Relationship With A submissive Beyond That Of A Casual Acquaintance. The Collar Acts To Openly Declare To Other Dominant's That This submissive Is "Off-Limits" And That Honourable Dominant's Should Not Pursue This submissive In Any Manner. Training Collar This Collar Represents The Second Collar Exchanged Between A Dominant And A submissive. This Is Offered By The Dominant After They Have Engaged In A Period Of Time Where They Have Held Extensive Lifestyle Conversations And Explored Each Others Sexual Needs, Desires, Personalities, Dreams, Hopes And Goals In Order To See If They Prove To Be A Good Match Enough To Move Into A Relationship Of A Deeper Commitment. Most Enter A Deeper
These Are The Voyages Of The Starship Excalibur
“This isn’t a test of endurance of worthiness! This is unbridled sadism! Do you think I liked causing an avalanche and then having to dodge it? Do you think running through a maze of fire was my idea of a good time? What part of ‘My God, get these damned insects off of me’ made you think that I was enjoying my honeymoon?” Okay, maybe this excerpt from the “Star Trek: New Frontier, No Limits” anthology (ISBN 0743477073) isn’t an accurate rendering of the beginning on my married life (thank God, though the six-hour reception on our wedding day came close) but the story it’s part of, “A Little Getaway”, is just one of a variety of stories in this collection that should have something for everybody. The “New Frontier” series came about as a way of telling further Star Trek adventures without upsetting continuity from the television and films as well as deal with some issues the main series can’t touch in prime time. For instance, the future chief engineer of the Excalibur is fr
My Friends
Since I have been on here,there have been alot of people to come across my page. There are a select few who have shown they are here for a lifetime. These are people who are there for me when I need an ear, hand or a kick in my backside. Some are new but have shown they are keepers. They are special to my life, and have brought so much to it. I am stronger with them in it, I dont know if I would be the person I am today without them. So guys thanks for putting up with me, listening when things seem so bad for me. Just being there means more than u will ever know.
Bulletin For FÎЯ€ ¤ ˥Ȋ
Come check out the hottest new lounge on fubar! YES, i'm talking about the SÎÑΞЯG¥ K£ÜB where the hottest men and woman from fu come together for fun and conversation!What are you waiting for? come check us out, have a drink and enjoy the musicWe play all styles... Rock, Metal, Alternative, a little Hip Hop, so check us out!click here toStart the FunLive Djing Done byRayne of Insomnia RadioSHOW SOME LOVE☼SÎÑΞЯG¥•K£ÜB•ÖWÑËЯ☼ЯÅ¥ÑE™☼SÎÑΞЯG¥•K£ÜB•ÖWÑËЯ☼♥ÑÎKKÏ♥RL/BF☼@ fubar Come check out the hottest new lounge on fubar! YES, i'm talking about the SÎÑΞЯG¥ K£ÜB where the hottest men and woman from fu come together for fun and conversation!What are you waiting for? come check us out, have a drink and enjoy the musicWe play all styles... Rock, Metal, Alternative, a little Hip Hop, so check us out!click here toStart the FunLive Djing Done byRayne of Insomnia RadioSHOW SOME LOVE☼SÎÑ&#
A Daddy Dom
A Daddy Dominant And Lil Baby Girl Type Relationships Are A Erotic Sexual Roleplaying Of BDsM, In Which A sub Is Allowed To Express you "lil girl Or Child Like" Side. The "lil girl" Is submissive, Often With A Masochism Side And Belongs To you "Daddy", Just As In A BDsM Total Power Exchange Relationship. This Has Nothing To Do With Pedophilia or Incest, Nor Does It Imply Any "Secret Closet Desires To Have A Relationship With Your Father Or Any Family Member". Heck No, My Daddy Dominant Is Not My "Real Father", And I Have No Desire For Him To Replace My Father. But When I Am In His Presence, He Does Have The Ability To Make Me Feel Like I Am a "lil girl", And It's A Feeling Of Safeness, Security And Love That I Need And Desire In A Relationship. He Makes Me Feel all Glowy...lolz.... He Is Called A "Daddy" Because Of His Ability In The Role Of The "Daddy Dominant", Becomming The Teacher, The Mentor, The Physician, The Protector And The Punisher. He Takes On The Role Of The Male Aut
Heaven Or Hell?
When faced with tough decisions, you're selfless and kind. Yeah, sometimes you have a weak moment or two - who doesn't! But your good deeds outweigh your bad ones. When the time comes, you're sure to be fitted for your very own pair of Angel wings. Take the Heaven or Hell Quiz at Quiz Rocket.com!Free MySpace Quizzes & Online Quizzes.
Hatin'
So right now, I'm in a pretty terrible mindset. I hate everyone. Im literally picking fights with everyone I know, and honestly don't care about it. I just chewed out my best friend because she called me bragging that for Mother's Day she either gets princess cut diamond earrings or a digital camera with a printer. My response to her was.."Fuck off. I don't care. Its a dumb fucking holiday anyways." and I hung up on her. I'm just done with people. I blame my job mostly. I'm not so sure I was cut out for customer service anymore. I used to like to work around people, and didn't mind helping those in need. But now, I get so fucking annoyed when anyone asks anything of me...Maybe I need to up the prozac, maybe I just need to get laid...Mostly I just needed to vent.
Nothing Like A Kick In The Ass
today i was told by the city i live in, that the house i rent is in violation of many codes and has been for about two years. since the landlord refuses to fix anything, it is now being deemed uninhabitable. me and the kids have 30 days to find a new place and move. im writing this because obviously i will be very busy and wont be around much. i will check in and try to return any messages etc. so while im away......hold the fort :P i will miss you all :)
What Superhero R You?
You are a vigilante who considers murder, kidnapping, extortion, coercion, threats of violence, and torture to be acceptable crime fighting tactics. Take the Superhero Quiz at Quiz Rocket.com!Free MySpace Quizzes & Online Quizzes.
Mere Words
MERE WORDS.... I searched among the card displays, To see if I could find, A little something that would say Just what was on my mind. However there was not a one, That captured it just right, For no one else can understand Just what I'd like to write. I even find it difficult To try to write it down, For how do I portray to you, The love that I have known? I close my eyes and what I see, Is someone I adore; A person who is beautiful, Right down into their soul. Mere words cannot describe The many qualities you show, The love and caring nature that You share with those who know. Your kind and gentle temperament, Your sweet angelic smile, Your softly spoken sentiments, That reach across the miles. Your smile and laugh that sparkle with The softness of your sighs, The way your face lights up a room ... That twinkle in your eye. The loving gestures through the years, That quickly come to mind, For always you've a gentle word To calm and sooth
Intro
Hello fubar friends... I'm a 39 yr old male who has 2 great teenage kids.. I am very computer literate and also love to chat and make new friends.. I make friends easily and am true to heart. Give me a shout and introduce yourself.
Auction
Many of you that know that talk to me and keeps in touch i been having net issues well before had the issues i was in the process of hosting a auction. Well its Reopened The 4 That Are In they DO NOT NEED TO PAY THE FEE TO ENTER cause they did already. Well Let Me know if you would like to enter it entrance fee is 25,000k Min bid is 25 K If intersted in joining it let me know your pic link to use, and what you would offer to your owner i have 4 now that joined it awhile ago im looking for about 20 and then it will be opened to all ill keep the entries opened till june 1st if i dont have the 20 it will be closed and deleted
The Britsound Radio Show W/rob Quick On Rock Hard Radio!
THE BRITSOUND RADIO SHOW w/ROB QUICKE (New & Classic British Music) Heard on ROCK HARD RADIO Sundays 4 pm – 5 pm EST
Coming To Terms
>Went I was a little girl I knew that something was different with myself. i thought it was just being a weird kid and going thought what kids usually go thought, but when I got a little older I started drawing pentacle for no good reason. Plus when my grandma die I was about nine or ten I knew that she was going to die about week before. Then I just went through life like normal then I married, about year into my marriage I started to research the idea of wiccan and witchcraft the description of it sounded like me every bit of it. So I started to follow it i love it then my husband at the time said that it was him or wicca. So I gave it up until he died, then I started to get back into wiccan, and I was like I finally came home I felt at peace and free, I told all my family and my co-worker (came out of the broom closet) i now wear my out proudly and everywhere. I found out that I am a physical empathy, so I am finally myself at the age of 40. Peaceful and free
What Beer R You?
You are an intellectual, hip, glasses-wearing type. You shop at Whole Foods and drive a Prius. Mmmm...tasty. Take the What Kind of Beer Are You Quiz at Quiz Rocket.com!Free MySpace Quizzes & Online Quizzes.
10 Weird Uses For Vodka
Vodka has been enjoyed since at least the early Middle Ages, and is well known as one of the world's most popular spirits. Its versatility in mixing and high alcohol content have made it extremely popular in cocktails, and it is still widely enjoyed 'neat' (straight up) in much of Eastern and Northern Europe. Vodka also has a long history of use as medicine, having been sold by druggists to cure everything from infertility to colic and the plague. While some of those historic promoters were half-cocked, it's true that vodka has a wide range of potential uses beyond serving as a relaxer and social lubricant. Why would you want to do anything else with vodka but drink it? It is widely available, effective and less toxic than many of the chemical alternatives you might use for these tasks. Defeat Poison Ivy For many, one of the hazards of enjoying the great outdoors is an encounter with poison ivy, oak or sumac. It can lead to a nasty, long-lasting rash. Unfortunately, the
Darkness Dwells In Me...
*Sighs* Another bullshit set of weeks have passed by. Still not one damn offer of a job. I sit home, do thing around the house to pass time, when I am not looking for a job, but it still doesn't add up. The wifey is pissed at me still for not having a job, and over all I can't blame her, but at the same time wish she wouldn't take the stress out on me, I have enough to deal with on my own. Another thought crossed my mind today, though the semantics I would rather keep in the dark. I hate all the bitching and arguing over money, it should be left alone since the wife and I know that nothing is going to change soon. Trust me, I wish it would. So many problems, and yet nothing works. I've applied for just about every place again as it were. Fuck it..so if the wifey tells me to get the fuck out of her life so be it, I know my moms will take me back in, and for whats its worth I dun care at this point. I love my girl so much, and I try to do right by her, even gave up smoking until
Just Babbling
I am sitting here as always.. I kind of quit thinking somewhere along the way..lol I keep thinking that I am stagnant.. Stuck in the same freaking Dead Zone I have always been in. Kind of drifting through doing nothing.. changing nothing.. not even drifting.. more like I try to move but my feet are sooo heavy. Every time I think I have found that happy place ha... it's only a mirage. But I assume that it is human nature to always be in the pursuit of happiness.. ha.. I am about to wash my hands of that pursuit and just live with whatever cards fate deals.. I thought I was halfway closer to my junction.. apparently I am too stubborn to hitchhike and I am still not quite sure where the nearest stop is located..
Whut Whut
Its like this. There are many women in a mans life. Butt only a few of those are true loves. And when they go they take a peace of who you are and your Heart. A couple of those bless you with children. And when they go they take a peace of your heart and soul. And then you become an empty shell of the man you once was..! .................Depersonalized................
Hey Hey
hello all this counter i am putting up in here to show long till me and my darling's 1 year aniversary so if you wanna comment it go ahead
Today....
Today, I had a long frazzling day. I realized today that it doesn't matter who's right or wrong but what people feel. Life gives us bumps and bruises we are judged by how we handle the pain. Today, I am not sure how I am balancing out. I'm stinging and burning and running out of bandages but, I move forward. Barely.... lonely and confused with the urge to touch those who have turned from me... I move forward. Today, is a little better than yest. but, the scrapes are still marking me. I need a friend who understands that fights can be tiresome and no one ever really wins. This is me today.... FRAZZLED
My Great Friends
Bdsm2/safe Word
All right, so what is "BDSM"? "BDSM" is an acronym of "B&D" (Bondage & Discipline), "D&S" (Dominance & Submission), and "S&M" (sadomasochism). "BDSM" refers to any or all of these things, and a lot of stuff besides. Tying up your lover is BDSM; so is flogging that person, or bossing that person around, or any of a thousand other things. BDSM is highly erotic, usually (though not always) involves sex or sexual tension; and is highly psychologically charged. One person (the "submissive") agrees to submit to another person (the "dominant"); or, alternately, one person agrees to receive some sort of sensation, such as spanking, from another. Some people like to be submissive all the time, some people like to be dominant all the time; some people like to switch, being submissive one day and dominant the next. Many people practice some element of BDSM in their sexual lives without even being aware of it. They may think of "S&M" as "That sick stuff that people do w
Dont Fart In Bed
If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and >I'll pray for you. > This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. >The only friction in there >marriage was the husband's habit of farting >loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and >the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every >morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was >making her sick. > He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She >told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow >his guts out. > The years went by and he continued to rip them out! > Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for >dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where >she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the >spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and >went upstairs wh
Little Tony
Little Tony is staying with his Grandmother for a few days. He goes out to play with the other kids in the street. He comes back indoors after a little while and asks his Grandmother, "Grandma, what's it called when 2 people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?" His Grandmother is a little taken aback but she decides to tell him the truth. " It's called sexual intercourse Tony" she said. Tony just said "Okay" and went back out to play. A little while later he stormed back into the house and said angrily " Grandma It's not called sexual intercourse it's called bunk beds, and Jimmy's mum wants to speak to you!
Sorry
Oh I had alot to say Was thinking on my time away I missed you and things weren't the same 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. This time I think I'm to blame It's harder to get through the days We get older and blame turns to shame 'Cause everything inside it never comes out right And when I see you cry it makes me wanna die. I'm sorry I'm bad, I'm sorry you're blue I'm sorry about all the things I said to you And I know I can't take it back I love how you kiss, I love all your sounds And baby the way you make my world go 'round And I just wanted to say I'm sorry. Every single day I think about how we came all this way The sleepless nights and the tears you
Concerning Skins
does anyone on here know how to make skins on here .i have several pics i would love to have as skins.. appreciate any help anyone can give me thanku and have a great day
More Bad News
Well an update on my grandfather. He is now in hospice care basicly in a nursing home type setting. He doesnt have long left at all. I was told today it could be tomorrow, or it could be next week, but it will be soon. Im glad he is able to rest comfortably, that is at least a little comfort. He has lived a long and memorable life that is for sure. I just wish I didnt have to lose him. Death is a part of life, Ive just never done well with accepting that.
Dear Dad
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T
Amb Quicsand Live
Lost
Lost alone in this broken world left behind to struggle and cry failing to live failing to die
Meh Not The Best
my heart reaches out but fails to grasp any sign of how long this will last I patiently wait day to day for signs of an end drawing near an end to this pain i feel inside an end to this lifelessness this sadness this demon i try to hide try as i may to live day to day i cannot advance i cannot move forth im stuck in this place im pinned to a wall a place of suffering like burning in hell im trapped there im trapped here
Dear Dad
A FATHER PASSING BY HIS SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING WAS PICKED UP. THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE CENTER OF THE BED. IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD." WITH THE WORST PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER WITH TREMBLING HANDS: DEAR DAD: IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID A SCENE WITH MOM AND YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE IS SO NICE EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE CLOTHES. BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA SAID THAT WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER EVEN THOUGH YOU WON'T CARE FOR HER, AS SHE IS MUCH OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK OF FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER. SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA DOESN'T
Huh??
So this old guy told me my pics made him hard (which made me wanna puke), and then proceeded to tell me I'm hot and sexy only on FUBAR and I'm not 100% happy in my marriage. Was this some kind of backhanded compliment or something? Why isn't there an internet test so the tards can't get online? :(
How Badly Did I Screw Up&is There A Way To Fix?
well this should be a granddaddy of a first blog...here goes I met the most beautiful and sexiest women ever playing darts for a friend of mine one night and it got to be a regular deal me playing with them on sunday nights.We quickly became friends and we talked about alot of things over the course of 5 months.she is divorced with three children but damn i tell ya she looks more 22 than 42. Finally we exchanged numbers but we never really talked on the phone just texted one another from time to time.She had a business trip to Florida so i wrote her a letter so that it would be at her house when she got home i just told her how i felt about her. But then things got stupid i would call after a night of drinking but of course she wouldnt answer...eventually she sent me a text telling me that all the texts and calls where freaking her out..and i havent seen or talked to her in a month BUT i would love to at least say i am sorry cause the last thing i wanted to do was to freak her out...
A Beautiful Lie
Lie awake in bed at night And think about your life Do you want to be different? Try to let go of the truth The battles of your youth Cuz this is just a game It's a beautiful lie It's the perfect denial Such a beautiful lie to believe in So beautiful, beautiful it makes me It's time to forget about the past To wash away what happened last Hide behind an empty face Don't ask too much, just say That this is just a game Everyone's looking at me I'm running around in circles, baby A quiet desperation's building higher I've got to remember this is just a game So beautiful
A Poem Of Mine
DREAMER,,,,,,,I WAS ONCE A DREAMER NOW I FEAR MY DREAMS ARE JUST DREAMS TO WISH TO DREAM IS NOT MEANT FOR ME I FEAR MY HEART MY SOUL WILL BE LOST AS I DREAM ALONE IN THIS WORLD TO ROME ALONG ,NO DREAMS FOR ME ILL DREAM ALONE I SEE NO LIGHT TO GUIDE ME THROUGH THE LONG DARK NIGHTS JUST MY FEAR OF DREAMING MY DREAMS ALONE TO TAKE THIS PATH I KNOW I WALK IT ALONE TO HAVE A DREAM AND TO FEAR THE UNNONE ALONE ,ONE DAY I HAD BIG DREAMS AND NOW THERE GONE I CRAVE THE LIFE TO BE LOVED TO BE FREE TO DO WHATEVER ,AND NOW IM SO ALONE MY DREAMS FADEING FAST AND I SEE THEM CRASH AND BURN DREAMERS DREAMS THE UNKNOWN THE PATH WERE DO I BELONG IN MY DREAMS THE WIND WISHPERS TO ME YOUR NOT ALONE BE STRONG DREAMS COME TRUE AND YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE .
My Mistake
To all my friends, I am sorry I was thinking that today was Thursday so I sent everyone Thursday comments.Please except my apology. Vicki
Hate
hatred fills the voice unheard, a life that's passed unnoticed, absurd a twinkle in a young boys eye just thinking, wishing, he could fly but hopes are bent, dreams are shattered a wounded heart cannot be flattered the sky above holds no truth, yet the hell below will never move a final gaze an upward glance a dark man forever holds his stance and protects himself from the wind realizing that he has sinned the fine line between hate and love is broken with no god above a stunted world with feelings unknown and hatred is the only shown
Funny
A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra? asked the clerk. Type? inquires the man, There is more than one type? Look around, said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The sales lady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. They forgot the German
Truest
my knuckles tighten, i release a sobering sob it's of no worth to me to press this agenda: a twisted mind knows only to twist and contort i'm forced to accept that which is beyond my control and be reacquainted with one sole truth even when no one is watching, no one else can see when the truths been hidden from every last eye i am who i am; i'm who i chose to be this doesn't require approval, nor understanding perspective doesn't change it, and i'll never need it verified shame on you to persist and point to where i'm weak having been in full ignorance is one thousand times preferred to what bitter taste now fills my mouth how long, i wonder, must one shed tears and angst before her body is dust and her soul is charred and ash?
Cleanliness
forgive my pain, and anxiety wipe clean the bitter resentment steal away from the blind persistence let my pleading anguish falter grace me with acceptance bless me with unfleeting resolve relieve my swollen heart with calm let randomness content me where i sit now; assist me walk away reveal me to be all the wiser now lead me to contend, not in vindication but in opposing that which has bestowed upon me this blemish tell me (even for a lie) that someday i may not look down so harshly at me at last help this winter along to where it finally melts and drips away.
Mmm Sad
listless spirits arise in me confused and sedated by the untruth wandering across a wasteland to find i'm sinking outside myself in solitude, i gather up my faith in vain an illusion to my eyes. winter freezes faculties and reality is nullified awareness is dreamlike; lifes casualties boggle my mind and i bury myself for headache and exhaustion cancer eats the magic; starlights long been burnt out my eyes can't see out and i'm suffocated with contentedness my soul burns for passion but alas! there is none and i'm lulled to sleep again.
Another One Of Those
pensive as to why it took such time to learn too much changes too little too much curious as to when my spirit will stop pushing and rightfully accept a gentle touch perplexed as the the rhythm of the unexpected too little changes too much too little resolved as to how severely we lack control and our complacency to all lifes riddles.
One I've Written
what length of time has transpired what insight is gained? only that i envy you who never wondered too much the more i witness, the more information i have: the less i feel is understood i'm desperate for some underlaying truth to calm me give me peace gnawing implications terrify me to believe there is none how cruel to let me think there had to be? again i find myself being lowered more and more steeply, looking to an impossible peak, just as it crumbles, crushing me beneath blatently untrue; deliberate inflictions where do the points meet? can it be; there's truly no sense we can make of this world? chaos, coincidence, apathy, ignorance. a jumble, a sequence of events meant to confuse and despair.
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Good News For A Change
Well, some good news for a change, went to court, and they dismissed the warrent due to the conditions, and are going to mail me a new court date in 4-6 weeks and then I can finally proceed with the OWI charges then. Some bad news got ahold of unemployment, guess there was some questionability about my eligibility, and there reviewing what I had sent in to them regarind the how/why there and should know in TWO weeks....Good thing the economic stimulas check is supposed to be in on Friday cus my last paycheck is about gone lol. Anyways, just happy not in jail and the warrent should be comming off the system by the end of the day and glad that part is over with anyways. Hopefully the mailed court date will have bigger writing this time lol :) Take care all, and hope to talk to you soon. Mike
My So Called Man Is A Fake Wtf???????
Well... to make a long story short... my Tassi that I have been in love with.. that I met on here... almost two years ago.... I found out this am from his daughter.. .who I THOUGHT was his sister... called me from Australia.. and the REAL Tassi ... is actually CUTE SEXY AUSSIE one of my best friends on here..... I am devastated... I was going to meet him at the end of this month... so needless to say now that will never happen cause all he did was lie about everything.. his identity .. his family.. he told me his mother had a stroke a while back and come to find out his mother has been dead for three years... sooooo.... as I always say.. welcome to my Jerry Springer life.. LOL One thing I have learned I will no longer accept any friends that don't have a salute pic.. my advice to yall.. don't trust ANYONE on here... I trusted this man with everything... I gave him my heart... my mind.. my soul... and he betrayed me and violated me... violated my life... if I'm not here much I hope
Calling In Favors
I could use some help getting 4500 comments to get a bling pk please click the link and help out thanks a bunch.
Mother's Day Poem
Before I was a Mom, I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom, I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom, I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom, I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put her down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom, I didn't know the feeling of having
I Love My Fries
If you all know the poem by mya Angelou "still I rise" this will be funny I wrote this for a class and thought it was funny and decided to blog it lol Hope you all enjoy lol much love I Love My Fries You may put me down as unhealthy with your, bitter, bad taste You throw me in the very grease, but still, like McDonalds, I love my fries. Do my French fries upset you? Why are you overwhelmed as if you bit a lemon? Cause I eat with no care and no dismay. Just like my mother and father with a smile on my face, and the sun overshadowing me, I love my fries. Did you want to see me hungry with dry mouth and with white lips? Hunched over, hurting from my growling stomach. Does my hunger offend you? Don't hate cause I eat as if it's my last meal on earth. I may eat a pizza or maybe even a salad but still, so delicious, I love my fries. Does the smell make you drool? Does it come as a surprise that my car smells like super size fries? From school to work, I love my fri
***newbies Check Here First!***
WELCOME TO FUBAR! What you need to do is upload some pictures! The more pictures you have the more points! Until you are a level (1), all you can do is rate profiles and pictures. So right now, upload pictures. Then what you can do is rate people's profiles and do friend requests. You ONLY rate people 10 (or 11 if VIP). NEVER rate any profile or picture under a 10. To view people's pictures, you click on their profile picture. It will take you to their folders. I have some folders that people can't see unless they are my friend. So you need to be sure to rate the profile and send a friend request. When you become level (1), you need to rate the profiles, FAN them, and send a friend request. Some people will not accept friend requests unless you say something in the friend request so keep that in mind. Some people do not accept friend requests unless you have a salute photo. A salute photo is a picture of you holding a piece of paper with your fubar name and id number on it
Lactation
Lactation is an interesting dream symbol since it is uniquely women who participate in this activity in waking. Dreams about lactation may reflect archetypal gender identity concerns. A woman who dreams of this may see herself as fulfilling a mothering role. This may be literal, as in wish-fulfillment, or figurative, as in mothering a man in a romantic relationship. Some women have anxiety about their ability to provide adequate milk after childbirth. In these instances, dreams of feeding a child may be visualizations of these concerns.
Jeleniz Is Cancelled, I Was Not The Organizer!
unfortunately, the show in mattoon is cancelled.....please contact me if you know of a place in mattoon that would be a better venue for a comedy show there and I'll contact them myself....I was not the organizer for this thing, thats all I am going to say about it.
Own Me
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Improved Photo Navigation..
Last night, I enabled some new photo navigation when browsing full-size photos in albums. It should look pretty much the same as it did before, but it should be a lot faster and much easier to use. Feel free to post here if you're having any troubles with the new navigation. Cheers! -mike
A Friend
A friend is someone that is there for you when you need them. If you are down they are there to help you back up. If you have a problem they will listen and help you work though it. A friend is not afraid to tell you what you need to hear versus what you want to hear. A friend will help you and not expect anything in return. A friend is willing to forgive you for your mistakes. A true Friend is worth more than any physical possession. Friendship is the most precious treasure anyone can give you. If you have a friend you are truly wealthy. So treasure them more closely that all the gold in the world, because in the end your friends are what makes life truly worth living. If we would all take this to heart the world would be a better place. To my Best Friend ( my wife ) and the fellas you make my world a better place.
Dream World Consists Of..
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Putting Wimax On The Fast Track
Tech giants Google and Intel will partner with Sprint Nextel and Clearwire to develop a $14.5 billion ultra-fast mobile network by Cliff Edwards READERS ALSO READ * Apple's Board: Still Room for Schmidt? * Bankruptcies on the Rise * Swedish Meatballs: Saab and Volvo * Another Blow to Sprint Nextel * Cutting Costs with Online Coupon Sites Story Tools * post a comment * e-mail this story * print this story * order a reprint * digg this * save to del.icio.us * linkedin connections In a seismic shift that may alter the U.S. wireless landscape, a coalition of tech giants will announce on May 7 that they will join forces with Sprint Nextel (S) and Clearwire (CLWR) to create a $14.5 billion ultra-fast mobile network. Google (GOOG), Intel (INTC), and the nation's biggest cable providers together will invest more than $3 billion in a technology called WiMAX (BusinessWeek, 09/03/07) that aims to deliver high-speed Web c
May
DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN? WELL YOU DO NOW! BOO BOO IS THE CALENDAR PLAYMATE FOR THE MONTH OF MAY! This month was very hard for me to decide on who I thought was worthy to be This Months Calendar Playmate. Boo Boo is The Founder of The Shadow Leveling Family! One I am Proud To Be Apart Of. Boo Boo works really hard at making sure that all who need to be leveled is leveled. And helps out where ever is needed on Fubarland. And very rarely seldom asks for help in Return. That Alone Is Why I choose BOO BOO For The Calendar Playmate for May! So If You Haven't Stopped By And ...Fanned, Rated, or Added Boo Boo to your list.... Then Start Now! She is Totally Awesome and I have Tremendous Respect for this LiL' Boooo ¢¾ BooBoo ¢¾ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar I keep a eye out for those that are just too helpful and shows being a TRU-FU..Its getting harder for me to choose. WHO WILL BE JUNE'S CALENDAR PLAYMATE? Could It Be You? THIS
Divorce
Sooo for those of you i've told I got my Divorce finalized woo hoo I feel like the weight of the world just came off my shoulders everything went my way and i am very happy :D
Pretty Boy
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Robert
First of all, I love you. I never meant to be so hard and I don't think I honesty never told you I loved you. Now its too late. I feel lost in this world without you. It was suppose to be you and I to the end. I will never truly understand why you had to die that night or even comprehend the pain you were in. When did this become my life? I cant stand it without you, I know that I must go on but its feel almost unbearable. i just wanna turn to your arms but then realize that will never happen again, not in this life at least. I have become filled with hatred not understanding why you have to be gone, wishing I could have done something to help you. I honestly feel like part of me will never be same it cant be until I have you back, that reality came crashing down on me that horrible night. A day, that will haunt me for the rest of life, I try to get the images of your lifeless body out of my head. Why did you leave us like this? That was the only night I didn't check on you. guess it
When Will They Realize?
Okay, I'm trying to understand things in this fucked up world but every time I think I've got something figured out, things get changed. I never really realized how conceited this fucking world could be. A world where what you look like matters more than what type of person you are. Honestly, you can look sexy as hell but you might as well be a stuck up snob. Which is how most good looking people think. (That just may be my opinion, but most of them I've met are like that.) You have to be thin, you have to be blonde, blah blah blah. Things can't always be that way, and people need to wake up and smell the coffee. I never thought of myself as beautiful, but I thought of myself as an awesome person. People I guess dont want that in someone. But honestly, I dont really care anymore. I'm happy to be who I am, and if people dont like that oh well, they're missing out on something that is really great. I may not be a model, but what I lack in looks I definitely make up for in personality. Ju
The Manly Man!
So, what comes to mind when you think of a guy’s poker night? A dark basement, slightly foggy with cigar smoke.. A hand full of mid 30's men wrapped around a folding table.. Glasses of liquor and chips covering the table.. Profanities spewing forth worse than any sailor can come up with.. And the background of every man is macho to the extreme; from firefighter to carpenter. This is what Most people picture when you are asked that question. The reality: So I walking into my friend’s house to keep her company while the men are doing that male bonding ritual called "Poker Night". And the first thing I noticed is the giant pot of water boiling on the stove. Kind of wondering if I was being volunteered to help cook some thing, I asked her what it was for. Get this... It's for the men in the basement! OK... So now I just have to wander down there. You know, to say hi.. and fulfill my curiosity. First thing I notice is missing.. the smoky air. Not that shocking because a lot of people
Carbon Copy Pro Money
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Real Vampires
"Real Vampires"- how can this be anything but a contradiction in terms? We all know about vampires. Stock characters of fiction, guaranteed box-office draws, the media vampire has been familiar to us since childhood. Generally speaking, our blood-suckers appear with a tongue planted firmly in one toothy cheek-from Bela Lugosi hamming it up in the 1950's, to last summer's teenage "vamp" movies, to Count Chocula breakfast cereal, the media seldom treat the vampire as truly fearsome. The stereotyped vampire traits are familiar to any child: vampires have big fangs, sleep in coffins, are instantly incinerated by sunlight, and are best dispatched by a stake through the heart. But the most important "fact" that we all know of course is that there are no such things. Of course, in terms of the mythical, literary and cinematic conventions, we are correct: there are no "legions of the undead" stalking the unwary. We have explained the folklore with politics, misunderstood diseases, and hyste
Sort Of A Random Outburst.
I am five foot 8 inches tall and weigh 175 pounds (by my scale at home). Yes I could stand to lose about 25 pounds, I am aware of this, and its not like I haven't been trying. It just refuses to come off, no matter what I do. Any cracks my corpulence you can keep to yourself. Anyway just had to get that off my chest, no particular reason. You may resume your regularly scheduled programming. Have a nice day.
Medical Explanation
Anemia Derived from the Greek word for "bloodlessness", anemia is a blood disease in which the red-cell count is unusually low. Red cells are the carriers of oxygen throughout the body. When a person suffers from anemia, their symptoms are caused by inadequate oxygen. These symptoms may include: * A pale complexion * Fatigue * Fainting spells * Shortness of breath * Digestive disorders There are three main causes of anemia: disease, heredity, and severe blood loss. Over the ages, a person suffering from these symptoms may have been under suspicion of a vampire attack. Once again, myth warps to suit the needs of the believer. Although the victim may have contracted a disease or simply have inherited the blood disorder, society would have found it easy to believe that the symptoms resulted from a vampire attack. Indeed, these symptoms may even have suggested to our ancestors that the victim was beginning his own transition to a vampire, marked with a pa
Christianity And Vampirism
Long before the Christian church began to unfold its wings throughout Europe, the vampire was an established myth. Vampire-like creatures had been a part of superstition since ancient Greece. The roots of the vampire were Pagan in nature, and the beliefs were widespread. The relationship that eventually formed between vampires and the Christian God is a tale riddled with irony. Irony #1 - what they seek to destroy, they give life to The Christian church had not established a stance on vampires when it split in 1054. However, the beliefs of the two churches that resulted - the Roman Catholic church in the west, and the Orthodox church in the east - can be directly linked to the vampire myth that continued to pervade the east. Roman Catholics believed that the bodies of their saints would not decay in the grave; instead, they would remain intact and give off a sweet odour. However, the Orthodox church found it more difficult initially to shake off its Pagan roots, and viewed an un
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Vampire
vampire generator told me that I was: The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity: Belle Burns Known in some parts of the world as: Aphrodite of The Winged Death The Great Archives Record: Comes on silent wings in the night and wraps a deadly cloak about the victim; impartial as a die, unyielding as stone.
Admission To Heaven
Three men, stand before St.Peter awaiting admission into heaven, however St. Peter has been informed that heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So St. Peter takes each of the three men aside and in turn, askes them about how they died. First man: I'd been suspecting for a long time that my wife was cheating on me, I decided to come home early from work one afternoon and check to see if I could catch her in the act. When I got back to my apartment, I heard the water running, my wife was in the shower. I looked everywhere for the guy, but I couldn't find anyone or any trace that he had been there. The Last place I Looked was out on the balcony. I found the guy hanging from the edge, trying to get back in, so I started jumping up and down on his heads and he yelled but he didnt fall. So I ran inside and got a hammer, crushed his fingers with it until he fell twenty five floors screamming in agony. But the fall didnt k
Men
Do men really think with their brains or with the thing in their pants.. My conclusion is the thing in their pants and its totally not fair.. I see girls everyday throw them selves at men that they think they can trust they fall in love and what happens men either break up with them because they found a bar whore or they think they are so big and bad and they dont want to feel any emotion.. Just wish there was more men out there that actually admire love and having the great butterfly feeling in their belly when they see or talk to the on ethey love.. But lately it just seems that the thing in their pants just wants one thing and leaves.. anyone got a comment fot this?????
Blondes...
Really do have more fun :) I am sitting here trying to figure out how the h**l to use this site, with bleach on my hair... so far I have found the blogs... lol thats it... Im new here, so drop me a line or add me as a friend....
The New Post
whats up bitches lmfao. yo im new at this site so i wanted to put up my first blog up so yeah any who lately ive been wondering around dayton to find no hot ass chicks around i mean im a horny as 19 yr old guy man and most of theese chicks now or day or either tooken or they got something and its like what the fuck moment. so i chcked out this site hopeing i find somthing but yeah im a sexy beast so i should get some maybe but i dunno im kinky as fuck so i hope that helps out but you can only do so much. mini poem the pleasure as i feel her rubbing down my chest feeling the her cold hands down my pants it gives my the chills and makes me want to bite her neck as i look into her eyes raming my toung down her mouth she wants more begging and pleading for the pain as i bite harder sucking on her neck it makes her go crazy. The sick thoughts going threw out heads is like no other so she sticks her hand down my pants and as i go down her chest useing ice in my
Important Message
THINGS TO THINK ABOUT ! 1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up. 2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children. 3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young. 4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said 5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own 6. We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in. ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day AND FINALLY: IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE, DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE: 'TAKE TWO ASPIRIN' AND 'KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN'!!!!!
Auctioning Myself Off Again....
I am auctioning myself off again.... Click the picture and go place your bid on me...you know you want to own me:P
Rate Me Fan Me Add Me
Hello every one I am a single 29 year old male looking for new friends and maybe more hit me up rate me add me and fan me
This Is A Dear Friend Of Mine Hunny Show Her Loads Of Love
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~ It's You ~
Random Info Part 2!
I'm a Gemini. I'm Shrewd. I like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches (triangle cut). I get into phases where I will read a book a day (two on a weekend day). I read junky romance novels, science fiction, fantasy, horror, and chick lit. I always prefer the book instead of the movie. I help others when I can. I read my horoscope every day. I can't wear gold at all. I can't wear much jewelry for long periods of time. I have sensitive skin. I've only had a hang over once. If I want something I get it for myself or I do without. I'm sensitive. I love girl scout cookie samoa ice cream. I love johnny depp (especially in crybaby). I sew. I like scratch tickets. I'm sarcastic. I play jokes on people. I love sun showers (but not golden showers). I collect bath and body works lotions and body sprays. I listen to my music loud. I sing along to songs and I don't care if you like it or not. I like karaoke. I love flip flops. I love boots. I love pajama/lounge pants and tank
This Is A Gd Mate Skinwalker Show Him Some Love Please
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Heart Broken
I am heart broken,so sad. Why couldn't he be different for me? Why couldn't my love have changed him? I know asking him to leave was the right thing to do. Why then does my heart hurt? Will I ever find someone that doesn't need fixing? I don't even want anyone right now, I just want to be alone in my sadness. Crawl into a hole and cry. I'm not writing this for your pity, please don't give me any. I put myself in this situation, I trusted someone, I let my guard down, and he broke me. I'm a weak, stupid woman who is so insecure and worried that I won't find someone to love that I clung onto the tiny speck of hope that this one would be different. Even though the signs were all there, everyone saw them, even me. But I chose to ignore them. I allowed myself to believe something that wasn't there. Oh sure, I could argue that he is a good person, deep, DEEEEEP down. But he choses to be an asshole and not work through his issues and resolve them to have a better li
Life Sucks!
I had every thang until i lost it all,i know life isnt so post to be pefect.i wish i could go back and chang thangs like it used to be,but i cant.
Another Gd Friend The Shizzmeister Plz Stop By And Show Him Love
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Fuckin' Emo Can't Get A Grip
I wrote her this letter, not sure why. and not sure why I want to share it here of all places: Dear Dawn, As I write, I combat an all too familiar form of melancholy, compounded by frustration, and smothered by genuine uncertainty. The backdrop to this scene is one in which I sit at the PC, with a perpetual frown, and the occasional tear that leaches freedom and streams to a fate at my chin. I am in sweatpants, and at a further glimpse I might appear comfortable. As you might imagine, i am not. The thoughts of hunger and sleeplessness compete for attention, but I am not inclined to indulge either, strangely--but normal--or so I've heard. Everyone I've talked to said not to write you. Then again, much like the 3 day rule, I feel like being heard; Though, I myself don't think it will resolve anything. It makes no sense. In the stroke of one breath, you told me that you loved me. in an exhale, you told me that I parallel your ex, and this dissolves our compatibility. I have
She Is A Gd Friend Plz Stop By And Show Her Some Love
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Bad Philadelphia Police Department
Philadelphia Police Department pull some people and kick shit out them.. i think wos not called for them people run form cops..Philadelphia violent Police Department
Leaving
I am leaving Fubar as of tomorrow. It is too boring here.
Nine Words From The Dictionary Of Women:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding ho

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