Well looking at a calender I am young, but as some of my friends know...life experience makes me seem much older. So since I have had to deal with a ton of shit between yesterday and today I felt compelled to share "pirate's philosophy on the shitty part of life"
This is a step by step tutorial of how to deal with the so called problems of life that may bring you down:
1) Take a deep breath.
2) Focus on the positive points in life.
3) Take a DEEP breath.
4) Say "FUCK IT" to all the bullshit.
End of tutorial...master this and you will be much happier in life...took me a while to become a master at it so don't expect results overnight :)
End of lesson.
