Little Tony is staying with his Grandmother for a few days.
He goes out to play with the other kids in the street. He comes back indoors after a little while and asks his Grandmother, "Grandma, what's it called when 2 people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?" His Grandmother is a little taken aback but she decides to tell him the truth. " It's called sexual intercourse Tony" she said. Tony just said "Okay" and went back out to play. A little while later he stormed back into the house and said angrily " Grandma It's not called sexual intercourse it's called bunk beds, and Jimmy's mum wants to speak to you!