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misfit~angels we have a new member but because his acct is private he will have to visit you all instead of the normal we do so please be paient and give him time to come to your page his name is mr.ben and welcome to our family hun very glad to have you join us...xoxoxo ladymoose...aka..laura
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11 Rules Of Fubar
THE fubar RULES ONE If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" "sexy bitch" "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone. TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. Go play in traffic. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded. FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics. SIX If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please pu
Are You Kidding Me???
THESE HATNG ASS BITCHES CAN KISS MY WHITE ASS....STOP REPORTING MY PICS AS NSF AND GET A DAMN LIFE LOOSERS!!! SOMEONE REPORTED MY LEG PICTURE AS NSF ALONG WITH ANOTHER ONE AND I AM FULLY CLOTHED!! WOWWW FUBAR IS PISSING ME OFF BADDD!!! I AM THINKING OF CLOSING MY ACCOUNT!!! PEACE YOU ASSHOLE WHO EVER YOU ARE THAT REPORTED ME!! BRIDGET!!!
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Please Allow me to introduce you to all of our wonderful members! Everyone of them is an exceptional person who is always there to lend a helping hand. Our Founder... »-(¯`v´¯)-»»ÐJ ǵ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê »-(¯`v´¯)-»»@ fubar Our Manager... arakrune @ fubar Our Assistant Manager... darkprince75@ fubar ~Lady Spirit Wolf~R/L Wife to Lord Spirit Wolf~Member of Cuffed Angels@ fubar {GYPSY HEART} ***{MEMBER of CUFFED ANGELS}@ fubar ✂Please✂Excuse✂Me✂For✂Not✂Being✂Pretty✂Enough✂
Ricky
*disclaimer this is not the same person as Rick* Ricky 04/28/08 You have been there for me Every time I call. The one person I have counted on For advice And strength over the years. You’ve helped me through so much, Made me hang on When I wanted to let go. You’ve never let me down when I Needed you. I’ve always depended on you in my Weakest of moments To dry my tears And Repair the breaks in my heart. Our souls have been joined forever By the bond We share. You’ve given me unspoken advice In every relationship I’ve had, Except for the one I’m in now. I call upon you to tell Me or show me What I need to know. To help fix me and stop the Uncried tears And the hidden breaks But this time You wont interfer in my life. You are sitting on the sidelines After almost 9 yrs Of helping me thru everything. Why? Why won’t you give me my answers? Is it time I learn on my own or Is it just finally nothings wrong and its just My past hurts haunting
The Little Boy Is My Grandson!
The,stages
Stage One- Pre Birth: This occurs before you know Insane Clown Posse exists. You know you're different. You don't conform with society. You see the world differently than most and aren't sure where your view fits in. Stage Two- The Awakening: You are introduced to I.C.P. A friend may introduce you, or you may hear a song on the radio. Maybe you see someone sporting a shirt and think "I wonder what that's all about." It can happen in many ways, but from here on out nothing is the same. You start to discover the magic that is the Dark Carnival. You being to find that place where your view belongs. Stage Three- Clown Boy: This is the stage that most people resist. Nobody likes to think of themselves as a clown boy (or fanboy, or hound dog...take your pick), but we've ALL been there. This is where I.C.P. and Psychopathic are the WORLD to you. You want all the merchandise, memorize all the songs, and follow blindly the lead of Joe, Joey and the Psychopathic machine. The most
Dragon Protection
Dragon Protection Sometimes it becomes necessary to cleanse and seal where you live. This ritual can help cleanse the place of bad vibrations and other things. But before you cleanse your house because you think your being haunted by Jack the Ripper (by the way, it is very rare that demons and other bad things are going to just show up in your house and start doing bad things, so, don't get to carried away), think if there is anything going on in the house right now that could be causing bad vibrations. Maybe your house is just very stressful. Before you get rid of anything, see if there are any guilty feelings, and get rid of them. Uncover and purge all deeply felt emotions. This alone can get rid of whatever bad feelings you might have (another note, it usually isn't a ghost in your house, just bad feelings. I have a room in my house that I can't go in without feeling angry. It's just that the people who live there fill the room with bad emotions. That is what cleansing ri
For Those That Want To Know
ICP has been around long before Psychopathic Records. Back in those days, the ICP stood for Inner City Posse and it was an organized (unorganized?) street gang. The gang had a lot of members at different points, but once they started making some noise in the streets of Detroit, rival gangs began to hate on ICP and many of the members of the gang stopped gang banging. Three members, however, began to rap. Their real names were Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler, and Joey's older brother John. However, they rapped under the names Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, and John Kickchass. Together, the three of them recorded a few albums. First was Bass-ment Cutz which was recorded in a basement on a Kareokee machine. That album was dubbed on tapes and only a few were sold in Southwest. Another album was just Violent J with some guy named D-Lyrical. That is also a Kareokee tape and it's pretty wack. ICP's debut studio album Dog Beats was recorded as a maxi-single in 1991. ICP needed help to sell it and thus vi
Yeah Boy
A I KNOW NOT TOO MANY FOLLOW NBA LIKE I DO BUT ALL I GOT TO SAY IS BOSTON BETTER BE SCARED OF THE HAWKS THEY THEN WOKE THERE AZZ UP!! WITH TWO WIN FOR MY HOME TEAM UNDER THERE BELT THINGS ARE STARTIN TO LOOK UP AND FLY HIGH IN THE ATL. ITS BEEN A LONG TIME COMEING THE HAWKS HAVEIN BEEN IN THE PLAYOFF SINCE 88 89 SEASONS I AM SO PROUND AS A ATLANTAN TO SEE THE HAWKS FINALLY GET TO THT STAGE IAM NOW ON THE HAWKS BAND WAGON LOL LET GO!!!!! HAWKS BEAT BOSTONS AZZZZZ!!!!!
Have To Join
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Msthang (skin)
Hey everyone Would you could you? Take just a minute and check out the skin I made? Please take a moment and stop by MsThang While your there please rate fan and her MsThang**~~~FORNICATING FOR LOVE ~~Sarge's Bad Girl~~PLZ sign Guestbook@ fubar hopigalerin
Down The Road
i used to think you were the best but now i think ur the worst so many memories filled with pain it drove me to be insane my heart cant take it anymore how could i have been so foolish to think you really loved me all i was to u was a whore someone you could use and abuse u no longer have power over me u can no longer can tear me down ill no longer frown ill go on and smile will you ever cross my mind? maybe someday down the road when i listen to the wind ill look back and cry but ill pick myself back up and wonder why why i fell in love with you
Dragon Blessing Ritual
Dragon Blessing Ritual This is a ritual for blessing and consecrating all of your ritual tools. It doesn't matter if the tools are only for dragon magick or if they are for all types of magick, it is still wise, and a nice gesture to ask the dragons to add their power. This ritual is best done at the Full Moon or at noon. All of your tools may be consecrated at once, or at different times if you haven't collected all of the magickal tools you want. This goes with any type of consecration ritual. Have pure frankincense gum to burn in the incense burner. NOTE: With most incense that is from pure substances, especially gums, a little goes a long way. I speak from personal experience). Tools that you will find useful at this point in practicing dragon magick are the dragon pentacle (a pentacle with a dragon, in, on, or around it), the pentacle disk, incense burner, chalices, salt dish, sword, and wand. If you cannot drink wine, substitute apple cider, fruit juice, or soda.
Riding The Dragon
Riding The Dragon This ritual is for riding a Chaos Dragon. The main reason for riding a dragon is so that the magician can remove barriers and obstacles, inanimate or animate that impedes forward progress. However, know that a Chaos Dragon will go straight to the heart of the problem and break down the barriers, whether you really wanted them gone or not. What you think is the best solution might not be, so be prepared for all consequences. You should be able to release all negative feelings about the situation when the ride is over though. Perform this ritual during the evening or the waning Moon, with the New Moon being the strongest. Supplies: Pentacle Disk, dragon Pentacle, water chalice with some fresh water in it, dish of salt, wine chalice, black or dark purple altar candles, sword, wand, incense burner, binding incense and/or dragon's blood (basil or patchouli work well), gong or bell, staff. Cast the Dragon Circle, using counter-clockwise motions,
Hmmm
Ten things you wish you could say to 10 different people right now (don't list names): (AT THIS VERY SECOND) 1. I just wish you would back the fuck off and let me raise my own son!!! 2. You are so smart and so perfect and you will be a much better person then I ever was. 3. Just remember you fucked up not me. I would have never done that to you and now your paying for it. 4. I'm glad to see your life getting better and that you have found someone but I do miss chillin with ya. 5. I bet your sad now that you missed all those years and now that I am a man who got here all by myself from the gutter i have risen and I did it without your help. 6. I beilve we share alot more together then you let on, but don't worry I'm Not That Guy. Loyal till the end! 7. You need to wake the fuck up and stay away from him before something really bad happens maybe not to you but to your son!!! 8. I don't know how many times I just wish i could make it all right and make everything possible I wi
The Fellowship
Sup Juggalos, First I would like to say Happy Anniversary to the Fellowship Of Juggalos, we have been around for five years. Five years ago I was sitting alone in a Navy barracks room, away from my Family as a geo-bachelor. It was my first time in Virginia as a Juggalo. You see the Carnival found me in New Jersey when I was stationed on USS Detroit AOE-4 and where I lived at Juggalos were sparse and few and far between. I had lived in New Jersey for about 5 years and I knew that eventually I would get stationed in VA. Well it just so happened that wife at the time wasn't ready to transfer yet, so I was there by myself. The Ninjas that I knew at the time and myself included were going through some hard times and I really didn't know how to deal with it and I didn't know where to turn so I turned to the only thing I knew "my last resort". I turned to my faith. Now understand that I say "my last resort" because at the time I was only a Fair-weather Faygo friend when it came t
Dragons - Meeting, Calling And Circle
The first thing one should do is create an atmosphere that will attract dragons. Pictures and statuary will help. The next thing is to take a good look at yourself and decide if you are ready. Do you think you have what it takes to work with dragons? They are not a force to be controlled or manipulated. They are creatures far older and wiser than us, and if you try to pull one over them, they are not going to be happy. It is for a serious person, who wants to cultivate a friendship and partnership, not someone who just wants power. Working with dragons requires that you earn their trust and friendship by showing that you are worthy of it. This doesn't mean you must be perfect. Dragons realize that humans aren't perfect, nor is the world we live in. but, if you put some effort into it, and do what you can, you will find some great friends. How some people greet them is by lighting a bit of sandalwood incense, because sandalwood is incense for all dragons, as is dragon's blood. Then,
Only You
Your eyes are like poetry Your lips are so sugary You're all toether wonderful to behold I never thought that I would hear You say that I'm who you hold dear More than anyone else Or at least not in the same way I've been thinking about you and only you
Gone But Not Forgotten
Out with the old, In with the new. Gone is the sadness of feeling lonely with you. Take a look back, and have no regret treasure the memories, and never forget. ~me
Just A Phase
And you know how this must feel. Ending, Beginning, Ending, Beginning. This is just a phase they say, it'll wear off
She Speaks To Me
she speaks to me She speaks to me with a voice That would soften a heart of stone The accents of her tongue Making a music like I’ve never known And the smile in her eyes... How do you call a golden blue? Shining clear and light, fresh and pure Like flowers touched with morning dew Her tress is a flaxen dream A golden halo fair And never before have I seen Such beautiful silken hair She smiles as I tell her this Her cheeks a rising blush But how can I tell her what I really feel With my heart in such a rush?
Rick
this was actually written 3/18/2008 but it got lost among my econmic's notes till now lol ooopsy Rick 3/18/08 Now that I’ve had a taste of Your love My world has changed. Staring into your blue eyes and seeing That look The one I’ve been searching for, For so long nnow Has taken its toll on my mind. The feel of your touch, Your skin on mine Has captivated me. The taste of your kiss, the feel of Your lips on mine Has stolen my heart. The sound of your voice on my Worst days Makes them all better. Your scent lingers on my skin. All of these things Combined Make up the visions in my mind During the day, And My dreams in the night. My dreams Make it easier to get thru the nights And days In which you are so far away. Somehow, someway You have managed to get to me in away No one else has In a very long time. The way I feel, How real it is, How deep it runs, All truly scare me because Im afraid it might not All be real. Yet you are my drug My
Joke # 2
Again from the radio... Why are bombs smarter than the average high school student? Because the bombs know where Afghanistan is. Haha...that kills me.
A Little Bit Of An Update.
Thankfully I have moved into an apartment. Its small but its better than living in the car. Once I had gotten a little settled and things stopped being so hectic, I realized what I have lost. Emotionally I have lost the ability to sleep for more than 2 hours without waking the kids up because I have began to scream or yell in my sleep. Physically I have almost healed, I will never have a fingerprint on my ring finger only a really odd scar pattern. ( Jason... the whole robbing a bank thing is still outta the question *wink* ) There is still a pretty deep area on my thumb that hasn't healed completely, but that is due to it being on the bend of the knuckle. The burn on my leg, which incidentally looks like a cresent moon (FREAKY I AM TELLIN YA!) has become infected and I have to go and have it cleaned out. That is no party. Finacially (like I wasn't strapped before) its a nightmare. I did get a couch so we aren't sitting on the floor. I have a really nice airbed that a fr
Joke # 1
Last year, at where I work, they finally let us listen to the radio. Well everyday I listen to the same station, which is a classic rock station. Occasionally in the mornings they tell jokes and everything and there have been a couple that really crack me up, for instance... What happens when you stand on the toilet? You're high on pot. No it doesn't take much to amuse me but it still cracks me up.
Realize
Song lyrics | Realize lyrics V1: take time to realize, That your warmth is Crashing down on me. Take time to realize, That I am on your side Didn't I, didn't I tell you. But I can't spell it out for you, No it's never gonna be that simple No I can't spell it out for you C: if you just realize what I just realized, Then we'd be perfect for each other And will never find another Just realized what I just realized We'd never have to wonder if We missed out on each other now. V2: take time to realize Oh-oh I'm on your side Didn't I, didn't I tell you. Take time to realize This all can pass you by Didn't I tell you But I can't spell it out for you, No it's never gonna be that simple No I can't spell it out for you. C: if you just realized what I just realized Then we'd be perfect for each other Then we'd never find another Just realized what I just realized We'd never have to wonder if We missed out on each other now. V3: it's not always the
Dragon Colors & Types
Dragon Colors Green Dragons - Green Dragons are the smallest so many people think that makes them the weakest. While they are not physically powerful, they are the dragons of the earth element and are in a way very material beings. Green is the color of life, and these small but important dragons are full of it. Gold Dragons - Golds are the chivalrous knights of the dragon world. They honorable, brave, kind, wise, and very good in the field of Magick. They enjoy taking on other shapes such as humans and animals and mingling with that species. However, they are often too trusting and quick to make promises that they can't always keep as well as they would like to. They are keepers of the peace and would only attack someone if provoked and in self-defense only. Yellow Dragon - These dragons of the east typically live in deserts, mountains, or plains. They are very helpful when they need to be. However, they can be quite boastful and fickle at times. Red Dragons - These southe
I Am In An Auction I Guess...come Vote
You Can Be Anyone Or Just Some Mother’s Wasted Son, Oh You Can Be Your Own God If You Want To
There's so much carried in sunshine. Two things contribute to feeling better, 1)Warmth resting on your skin, breeze on bare shins, and the swifter movement of strangers on busy streets, and 2) allowing self-destructive notions outside of your own head and into somebody elses so that together you can pick them apart and figure out where things are going wrong. Earlier this week I was sitting outside on the swing reading Crime and Punishment (an attempt to get through the entire novel in a week, only managing half of its 650 pages), when I heard a rustling to my right. I looked down and there was a small bird within arms reach of me, and he was gathering little bits of straw in his beak then darting off back towards the trees, returning a few moments later to collect more. I wanted to lay a few strands of my hair there, so that perhaps I could help shelter him and so that my DNA could become part of the aesthetic properties of his little nest home. I didn't, because I figured the s
Dancing With Dragons
In all forms of magick, the universe and everything in it are said to be made up of four elements: Air, Fire, Water, and Earth. The element of Spirit rules the center as a balance. In dragon magick, specific dragons rule these elements and help to create through their powers. These four elements correspond to the four directions, the four quarters of the universe, the four winds, and the four quarters of the magickal circle. Each element has assigned traditional rulers and boundaries to their kingdoms. They possess form and force, and can influence our personalities as well as magickal procedures. Each element and its dragons have certain qualities, natures, moods, and magickal purposes; each has positive and negative traits. Because the magician calls upon each element and its ruler, it is very important to understand them, what they are and what they do. Dragons According to Mr. Webster, a Dragon is a fabulous animal represented as a large-winged, scaly serpent with
Dragons Of The Zodiac
Zodiac Dragons Aries: Energetic, impatient, short tempered, sarcastic, witty, lucky, demanding, cutting, egocentric, adventuresome, & feisty. Color = Red Ruling Planet = Mars Stone = Diamond Flower = Geranium Dragon of Aries I summon thee, Your fiery existence, And strength of will, Come before me, I summon thee. Taurus: Patient, loyal, emotionally stable, stubborn, practical, dependable, organized, materialistic, possessive, plodding, sweet, calm, determined, & secure. Color = Pink & Blue (Tyl-green & turquoise) Ruling Planet = Venus Stone = Emerald Flower = Violet Dragon of Taurus I summon thee, From your secure home, Bountiful and cozy, And stubborn of will, Come before me, I summon thee. Gemini: Versatile, fickle, curious, high strung, flirty, changeable, anxious, petty, superficial, & communicative. Color = Multicolor Ruling Planet = Mercury Stone = Agate Flower = Lily Of The Valley Dragon of Gemini, I summon thee, From your thoughtful
C'mon Now....
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Salvia Divinorum, An Old Psychedelic Drug With New Appeal
http://www.latimes.com/news/custom/scimedemail/la-he-salvia28apr28,0,2604551.story From the Los Angeles Times Salvia divinorum, an old psychedelic drug with new appeal Anyone can buy hallucinogenic salvia online or at a local head shop. The DEA and others want to limit its use, but scientists say making it a controlled substance would hinder research. By Shari Roan Los Angeles Times Staff Writer April 28, 2008 It's been almost 50 years since a generation of young people were urged to "turn on and tune out" with the aid of psychedelic drugs. But at least one hallucinogenic drug remains legal and widely available -- and it's become popular with today's teenagers. The drug, an herb called Salvia divinorum, is not new. Historically, it was used by the Mazatec Indians in Oaxaca, Mexico, for religious or healing rituals. But now high school and college students are using salvia for a brief psychedelic high, a trend well documented on YouTube and teen websites in the last few
Dragons - Guardians
The Guardian Dragons are adept at their tasks and quite skilled in fulfilling their charges. Remember that their place is to guard and keep secret, not to do anything else, and while they may try... success is not guaranteed. That comes from not following the hierarchy. Other tasks may be asked of other dragons for whom the task falls closest to their sphere of influence. Guardian Dragons may be called to serve for a brief period of time (length of a trip) or for an indefinite time frame (length of a marriage). Guardian dragons are the friendliest of the species and the most fun-loving. Then enjoy simple impromptu rituals that include dancing, singing, and general fun. Simple, very relaxed rituals are an excellent was to introduce children into the field of ritual and getting acquainted with dragons. It is also a very good way for adults to unwind and release stress. These dragons are attracted to ginger and sweet-smelling and spicy incenses. They are greatly interested in div
Hughes Net Sucks
What a joke of a service. A buddy of mine has the service and is totally pissed off. He just found out that he has a limited amount of time a day to download. He went over his allotted amount with windows update. He called Hughes Net and they asked him to unplug his modem until 8pm the following day. Most of the time dial up is faster than. He has to buy the equipment for $365 or pay a cancellation fee of $380. So he is going to video tape the destruction of the equipment this Fourth of July.
Test Of The...
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Engineers And Astronauts
I am an astronaut. I can travel faster than the speed of sound. And whilst I'm not the first woman to go into space, I'm sure I'm the first one to do it buck-naked. The orgasms I have with my new lover transport me faster than any space shuttle, and when I come, I go far beyond Mach One. Gravity doesn't mean shit to me when I let go. I soar through space on my adventures. I always see the stars. My new lover Frank is a very talented Dutchman, and he's an engineer too -- what he can do with his amazing hands is probably illegal in some part of the world. His long fingers frantically plunge inside my pussy, stoking the power to my engines. Every time he hits my G-spot, stabbing me with pleasure that makes me want to explode, I channel the power instead, so I don't self-combust. Frank looks me right in the eye whenever we make love. He holds me with his gaze, and imprints himself on my circuitry, with every thrust inside my growing heat. He is the spark that ignites me, and I blaze
Dragons - Light & Dark
DRAGONS OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS Being the greatest of Dragons, the two Elder Dragons are the most difficult to describe. They embody the principles of Light and Darkness on a cosmic level, most similar to Yin and Yang. They are balanced opposites in harmony. Working with them is like touching pure active or receptive, two concepts very difficult to grasp. They are far easier to work with and communicate. This is in no way to state that they are impossible to work with, only that it is difficult to do so due to their vast powers. Approach them as you might approach the Tao in Chinese philosophy, with respect and reverence. See them as the living embodiment of the principles of Yin and Yang, Night and Day, Darkness and Light. It is also important to remember that 'evil' and 'good' is neither one's sole domain, they contain both, as do we. The Elder Dragons are invoked primarily as an augmentation to any other working you are performing. They are called upon to help balance the
Elemental Dragons
Dragons - Air The element of Air governs the eastern quarter of the circle. Its dragon ruler is Sairys (sair'-iss), who oversees the dragons of breezes and winds. Air's color is pure yellow, and is considered warm and moist. The positive associations of Air are sunrise, spring, incense, the wand, the gong or bell, clouds, breezes, the breath, optimism, joy, intelligence, mental quickness, renewing, any kind of helpful air. Negative associations are frivolity, gossip, fickleness, inattention, bragging, forgetfulness, windstorms, tornadoes, hurricanes, destructive air in any form. An Invocation to the Dragons of Air Choose music that either represents to you either storms or light, breezy winds. Dancing and singing should make you think of wind blowing across the land. Use candles or other objects of a pure yellow color. Choose herbs and oils that are of the element of Air. Repeat this chant three times: "Dragon ruler of wind and cloud, I call your secret name aloud. Sa
New Lounge Opened
Anything goes in ForbiddenEnteryTurnBackSoon Lounge. I hope people like it.
Friends Folder
My VIP will be expiring on my birthday (May 4th, which is Sunday), so I won't have any pic space. So I'm trying to upload as much as I can now. I have a friends folder and if your pic isn't in it and you want it to be, tell me and I'll add it. Just because its not there already doesn't mean I don't like you, I've just been slacking.
Add = Fald???
I think the whole adhd and add thing is a bunch of crap. I mean look at it right here on this site. There are people always complaining about how a MuMM is to long to read, and taking the time to say that in a comment. WoW it amazes me that these supposed adults have a lower attention span then a child these days. I have watched my nieces and nephews who can not spell yet, play Book Worm for hours, just tring to make words and sounding them out, while here on this site we have adults who think a 2 minute read of a poem is to long. This just proves to me that the whole attention defisate crap is just that crap. It should be called FALD.... Fat and Lazy Disorder. For those lazy asses who complain about reading, makes me wonder how they even got through high school if reading a mumm is to much for them these days. These same people piss me off cause they complain about everything in this country going wrong, when their attention is only long enough to watched a biased news report
Introduction To Dragons
Everybody knows what a dragon is: an enormous, fierce, bloodthirsty creature appearing in fairy tales and legends as an accessory whose main function is to set off the bravery of knight challenging him. The dragon is an obscure, mysterious character, described in broad terms, and is little more than foil to enhance the hero's valor. Dragon is a legendary beast in the folklore of many European and Asian cultures. Legends describe dragons as large, lizard like creatures that breathe fire and have a long, scaly tail. In Europe, dragons are traditionally portrayed as ferocious beasts that represent the evils fought by human beings. But in Asia, especially in China and Japan, the animals are generally considered friendly creatures that ensure good luck and wealth. According to some medieval legends, dragons lived in wild, remote regions of the world. The dragons guarded treasures in their dens, and a person who killed one supposedly gained its wealth. The English epic hero Beowulf die
My Take On Rev. Jeremiah Wright And Patriotism
The news is still abuzz over the spark and surprised remarks of Barack Obama’s former pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Now, granted I have never set foot in a United Church of Christ to hear a pastor like him speak, or in this case of delivering the "good news" for about 20 minutes plus on a Sunday. Now, this may shock some of you for reading this, but I’m going to say something that might say or raise eyebrows. I’m going to say it right now: It’s misunderstood. There I said it! Misunderstood from those who thinks he preaches hate. Even some of the pastors here in Milwaukee thinks that Rev. Wright’s comments are misunderstood. Read the article "Local Pastors Say Wright Is Misunderstood" from last week’s Journal Sentinel. First off, I never seen nor hear the comments or sermons of Rev. Wright in person, except on Youtube. Now I did caught some clips of the minister preaching about the problems that America had endured with blacks. Instead of asking "why he’s preaching hate", it should be
Special New Thought: The Hits Just Keeps On Coming
"Know your enemy and know yourself and you can fight a hundred battles without disaster". Sun Tzu Here we go again! The hits on me being not getting married, or interest in marriage or having a relationship for some is like a bad rash. Now, I'm not saying this to every women, but to a "select few". Yeah. The select few who just won't quit or flat out and die! If you read my last blog, the one about stop praying for me to get married, I think I have sent a message to some thick skulls who might be in your family, on the job, at church or just some in general. Do I have to explain myself here?! Ok here's the story: It all began when yours truly was younger in my teen days. The days that you thought you were cool in all. And I've had everyone from my late grandparents to my living parents, older sibling, several church members, sister church members, neighbors and even a female Election Committee Chief Inspector asking me the same boring questions: "Why you don't want to get married?
What Is Dragon Magick?
Dragon Magick is the calling upon of Dragons to aid you and become co-magicians with you. Dragon Magick can be practiced on its own or along with other Magickal Traditions. Dragon Magick is not for everyone. Those who practice Dragon Magick must be self-disciplined seekers who realize the potential dangers but dares to communicate with and befriend this vast astral power of the ages. It is for the Magician who is serious about changing his/her life and the living space around them. When a Magician dances with Dragons, as the practice of Dragon Magick is called, he/she discovers an intensity of power never before tapped. When tapped into this intensity, it is exhilarating and a Spiritual high. When you are befriended by Dragons as Co-magicians they can empower your rituals no matter what tradition you practice far beyond what you have normally encountered. Their grasp of ancient knowledge is deep and profound. Their ability to see through layers of time both present and past as well
The Black Coal Night
Seducing smells of jasmine Burn in a Black Coal Night The mood so mesmerizing A glow of candle light Soft touch so tantalizing Tingles on your flesh The mood so delighting It takes away your breath ~ Soft whispers from behind you Comfort from within' The Black Coal Night calls you Wanting to be let in Surrender of your soul You give without greed The Black Coal Night takes you In your entirety ~ Oh so amazing It's spell is cast down to you The power so breathtaking It draws down the big bright moon Oh how crazy In the best types of ways The Black Coal Night takes you In a delightful kind of way ~ ~ Lisa '08
Posting On This Page
I would like this to be a place where we can meet one another, if you so desire. Feel free to post announcements, requests, etc... in the comments. I , as the "moderator", reserve the right to delete ANYTHING that I feel is inappropriate, or offensive to others. PLEASE BE RESPECTFUL, OR YOU WILL GO AWAY!!! I am going to see about promoting my lounge in here, so we can have a forum. I am also going to check into promoting the local band/musician scene, in our music section. If anyone can help with this, please contact me, either here, or through my regular profile. Any suggestions will also be taken into consideration, and gratefully accepted!!! thanks for the great responce, I hope that we all enjoy this. much love. Joe aka D~Doggy
Free Bird
If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be travelling on, now, cause theres too many places Ive got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldnt be the same. cause Im as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I cant change. Bye, bye, its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I cant change. But please dont take it badly, cause lord knows Im to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldnt be the same. Cause Im as free as a bird now, And this bird youll never change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I cant change. Lord help me, I cant change. ~Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Facts
Alone ...........
You left me here to stand alone With broken dreams and a shattered heart The only solace I have to feel, Is your pain was lifted from your heavy heart. I don't pretend to know what you felt I don't pretend to understand But your loss is more than I can handle You were my life and my love for so long I am so angry that you left me here to stand alone You had no idea what you meant to us But I hope you can see now that you meant the world You left so many to grieve your loss So many say you took the cowards way But they just don't understand, your need to clear the pain. I can't pretend that I am not angry or devasted For I will never see your smiling face again Your love will burn inside of me until my dieing day. John Andrew Markey Jr.......RIP 20 Apr 08 I will love you forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yipppee!
Today I am excited to say I have lost 14lbs! I couldn't believe it when I went into MRC I was told I lost 5 lbs since Friday! I am soooo happy with that success. :0) :0) :0)
Lie Detector
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they asked. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy. The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him
Im Your Private Dancer (for Coot)
Looks like Coot outed my secret fu life The words to my theme song Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks not any old amount will do Well the men come to this fu place and they all play the game you cant know its their faces you hardly know their fu name you dont think of them as human you dont think of them at all you say send me fubucks man and no you cant call Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks not any old amount will do I wanna make a million fu bucks I want to buy lots of bling I dont want to hear your sex life sucks or that you are touching your thing well the men come to this fu place and they all play the game you cant know if its their faces you hardly know their fu name Im your private dancer dancer for fubucks Ill do what you want me to do Im
Friends
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'. Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God!' But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks ha
2 Months
ON April 24th was two months since my brother died. I miss him so much! I wish he was here with me during my hard times but i wouldn't want him to be back and everyone on his ass the way they used to be. He went out with a bang the way he wanted to.It's still hard to think about him and not cry, but i'm stronger. I can now look at a croch rocket and not break down crying. He loved those motorcycles.
We Can Always Hope
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David's Concert
David's concert tonight was great. Tonight was the chourus, plus the group he sings in made up of the best vocalists. In 2 weeks they are participating in a competition :) He loves music, and does so well. :) And of course just seeing him and getting to spend time together makes it even better.
My Promise T O Kathy
Have So Long Not Cried, I Cry Now See her dancing on the pale moon yonder. Wavy hair breathing that life into me like a delicious wonder. To take her hand and march gayly down the green side hills. To never cry again, as love is the savior now. That untold love story, of the two who wonder aimlessly through the chosen relm. To sample love and taste the fire that love burns brighter, in the fires of heart. Will wonder a thousand hells to know her scent and feel her spirit lift me. To never cry again, as love is the savior now. Now comes the day, the truth comes free, that he and he is me, have nothing to offer in this life. A failure, and wronger, a laugher in disguise. To play with fate and dare to show my love, and beg her love in turn. To cry forever, as love is the lost one now. Let not his tears be seen, let not his weeping sobbing breaths be heard. He is unworthy of this love, as God has cursed him in promise. He, and he is me. Stood atop the
Got A Problem With Me Dating Black Men? Fuck U Then!
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My Nsfw Folder
It seems I need to post this again. ON a side not there is a way to be granted access. Thats to buy me a blast. Dont cry to me and tell me that there is other porn on the internet you can see for free. I know that but if your that determined to see my nudes you know what i want.
Watch Out For This Bitch
TO ALL OF FU FAMILY MEMB THERE IS THIS GIRL THAT IS HACKING INTO PPLS PROFILE AND CHANGING ALL PASS WORDS AND DELETING FRIEND LIST I KNOW SHE HAS DONE IT TO 3 PPL ALREADY ..SO JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.....IF YOU WASNT TO SEE HER GO TO MY FRIENDS LIST (LOOK UP CRAWDAD) THEN LOOK AT HIS PROFILE AND YOU WILL SEE HER ......WATCH OUT SHE WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES ..PASS THIS TO ALL UR FRIEND AND FAMILY AND FANS
I Judge Not
I lay asleep one night I dream of all that fight I see the wars of all time, World War Two, Korea, and 'Nam, The soldiers dead stand before me, and put me on the judgement stand. They ask why, and i ask why about what, They part and i see, people buring the colors of the free. Then again they ask why, I say I am not a judge of them, I am a soldier just like you. I put my life before theirs, and I judge their actions not. Again they ask why and again i have no answer. Then their tears fall, and their words flow, to me they explain the colors true. They say in unison with love and devotion, THE WHITE STANDS FOR USE THAT WILL FIGHT, THE BLUE IS FOR FREEDOM WE SERVE TRUE, THE RED IS FOR THE BLOOD WE ALL HAVE SHED. And again they ask why, Now with tears in my eyes, I understand and say, I can judge them not. They don't know, they don't relize. Then I say forgive them, and ask me not to judge for i see it as you. Because I now serve as you did, they bow to me and ask f
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The Visit
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me That I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just Packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have Any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take extra time to ensure great hygiene when Making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the Full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was Sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to Make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the Clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my Appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I
To Be A Mom
This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, 'It's okay honey, Mommy's here.' Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging on their refrigerator doors. And for all the mothers who froze their buns on metal bleachers at football or soccer games instead of watching from the warmth of their cars. And that when their kids asked, 'Did you see me, Mom?' they could sa
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Thoughts...
Like seeds borne away from the dandelion by the wind, the pieces of a broken heart are scattered. But someplace one of those pieces will find its place and grow once again. It may be near or far. It may even take place at the very place from where it began. One never knows just where a new beginning will come.
Help Tazz With Contest
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Ohh The Past Has Come Back To Thump My Brain
Ok seem`s my family in Dallas Tx is not doing real well so we have to make to trip to Tx in a few weeks . This trip will be a hard one lots of ghost to face and fears to beat . Now just need to be able to do it . I know i am a strong person but how strong is the Big question .... So off we go to do as we must before it is too late ..
Darkness
holding the darkness close.. for im hiding from the light.. un able to to feel ..unable to think trapped in a prison of hate.. wanting a freedom..that has yet to come.. tears fall. hearts break..souls die was the love we had just another lie...
Nothing
broken hearts and forgotten love... i have lost my faith in the fates avove.. you are gone but the pain stays.. in my heart it will remain.. an endless thought lost in painfull memories.. broken hearts..forgotten love.. i have lost my faith in the fates avove.. dreams have become just another distant scream.. hope has faded in to a darkness that has yet found the light. broken hearts and forgotten love.. i have lost my faith in the fates avove.. my destiny has lied..for my soul has cried.. the spirit has left me empty and alone.. no where to go..no where to turn.. lost in a distant emptyness that has filled my life with a hollowness..
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Monday--first Blog--life
Life is a weird thing when you really sit down and think about it. I don't just mean you are bored one day and skim the idea for a minute before your random thoughts lead you somewhere else. I mean when you sit down and actually think about it. I guess I have a lot of time on my hands because I seem to do it a lot. And isn't that what a blog is for? To write out your thoughts? I have always found it easier to be able to say something or write it down to further explore a thought. Like I said before, our thoughts are generally pretty random and it is sometimes hard to follow one train of thoughts. So here I am sitting in my room writing in a blog. Lots of questions come to mind. Will anyone read this? Will they like it? Will I like it when I look back and realize what was going on through my mind a week ago, a month ago, a year ago. Wow a year, that would be a very long time. Or is it? In the vast of our lives, the older we get the faster our lives go. So wouldn't that mean each
Alone
In my life, I've met many people Why do I still feel so alone. In a world, with so many people Why am I sitting here all alone. Walking past, go so many people How I wish that I was safe at home. Looking out at all these people Do they all feel just as alone?
Relay For Life - Please Help
THIS IS FROM MY BROTHER. HE ASKED ME TOO PASS IT ON. Hello everybody, I know we all do our part to help. I have been Involed with the "Relay For Life" for over five year's. Most of you know a couple year's ago I was Diagnosed wIth Terminal Cancer. I kicked Cancer's Ass ! This Organization mean's even more to me now, then when I started with them. I know that everybody can not donate to this cause. If you can not, but know someone that could, please forward my donation page to them. The link is : http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/RelayForLife/RelayForLifeMidwestDivision?px=6426269&pg=personal&fr_id=7884&s_tafId=115769 THANKS
For A Good Cause..
CLICK HERE TO DONATE!! The walk is this weekend and i havent even come close to meeting my personal goal. My walk team which is usually in 1st for donations is in 16th place. help us get back to where we were. Pleaseeeeeee take 2 minutes to donate. it means the world to me and the memory of my father. MS is a terrible disease that I pray and wish and dream that we will one day have a cure for so that no other family suffers. Recently, my friends great aunt passed and my son and I went to the funeral home to pay respects and what not. He asked me in the car if we were going to see grandpa because he missed him. As I write this I am grief stricken. I miss him every day and wish things would have turned out differently. This is where you come into play. Please donate even just 5 dollars to the research. Maybe in the future we will have a cure thanks to your contribution and no other little boy will miss watching tom and jerry with his grandpa because of MS. Thank you for your
Forgetting To Remember...
I seem to announce different parts of my life with music... Here's another example... What have I done? Where have I come from? When I burnt the backs with the sun through a glass did I seal the loss that's become me? Feeling undone What have I become? When I turned my back on you I turned my back on myself and became this machine Thoughtlessness (I feel)Selfishness (I feel)Hopelessness (I feel)Arrogant I feel it on the inside Twisting and contorting Memory has shaped me once again Still feel you on the inside Biting through and stinging Will I ever forget to remember? Shadows in the sun Filter through us Still wrestle the demons that arrested me as a child Confession rejected We grow up To give up People step on the cracks for wounds owed paid back Through the words of surrender Emptiness (I feel)Loneliness (I feel)Listlessness (I feel)Worthless I feel it on the inside Twisting and contorting Memory has shaped me once again Still feel you
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Misheard Lyrics
"Fucking Hostile" by Pantera Thank you to Masokyst for sending this to me ♥.
3 Sijos
3 Unrelated Sijos ** When your eyes sweep shut, no reflection remains of my soul Let me take a look at you when the mirror again swings my way Perhaps there was something there that I missed the first time around ** Could I have been mistaken about the nature of this dream? I once saw the faint edge of tomorrow flicker within my view I have long since come of age yet still I cannot quell my rage ** Remember the fears of Nuclear Years we knew when we were young? Over one million soldiers are deployed in a land called Kashmir What happens a world away still affects you every day
Chicago
Well he starts with hello how are you I say, i am fine how about you? He says im from Chicago Where are you? I am there Always in your heart Let me tell you where I will make a start There's one place that is a blooming rose, There's one town I cherish, There's one blaze that never dies, There's one city that thrives The place where I'll always go Is my baby's town, Chicago
R.i.p
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge. When an animal dies has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all of our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine, and our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and old are restored to health and vigor, them in our dreams of days and times gone by. The animals are happy and content, except for one small thing: they each miss someone very special to them, who had to be left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent; the eager body quivers. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, flying over the green grass, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted, and when you and your special friend finally meet, your face, your hands again caress the beloved head and you look
Poem: My Dawn
"My dawn", is so beautiful, that I love to see her. Each morning when I awake, and know that I'm alive. "My dawn", how I love her so that, you show all your lovely colors. Even when you cry do you, shower love down on me. "My dawn", you are my dearest friend, that gives with all your loving heart. Being to me the sweetest and the most, precious gift of all to ever have. Its this way you have touched, my heart can I only describe you. That I see,taste,feel,smell and hear, from your spirit that you are my dawn. Signed: Raymond Starns Dated: 4/28/08
Self Portrait
Self Portrait (the very first thing I ever wrote that could be called verse) Sitting alone on a hill Just like the Analog Kid Thoughts weaving throughout my head Fantasy, reality of a Dreamer Skyways and pathways And worlds on the wind Castles in the clouds And time enough to spend ‘Til the end of my days Sitting alone on the hill I am the Analog Kid And my world is in my mind
Red Chant
Red Chant Excited temper Please pause Control yourself Create no flaws Come what now Hour is nigh Bloods boil Passions fly Speak no anger Hear no complaint Once you practice Self restraint Toss to wind Another Volley Speaking wrath Fools folly Cruel words Meant to harm Less kind words Lost of charm Whirling dervishes Spinning round Mad thoughts Within your crown Furrowed brows Shielding glares Angry eyes Feral stares
The Dancer And The Dream
The Dancer and the Dream She has beautiful silken hair Which sways to and fro When she dances for me Sensuous and slow A rich mass of ebon black Swinging light and free I catch her perfumes as she passes Exciting passions deep within me She brushes back her hair Her dance slow and sweet Ah, the treasure behind her ear! I feel a rising heat She sees my emerging blush A smile gracing her lips As she dances before me I’m captivated by her swaying hips She catches my gaze And she moves to please Her graceful gestures Every movement a tease She steps back And my eyes follow Rising to meet her gaze And the way her eyes glow Beautiful is all that I can say Captivated is all I can be Of the smile in her eyes And the way that it warms me The smile graces too her lips A coy grin, a waiting kiss Desire swelling within me A dream, by chance, I’ll miss Regret, for she is so pretty In her every move and grace The subtle curves of her form The
The Great Chicago Fire
The great Chicago Fire, friends, Will never be forgot; In the history of Chicago It will remain a darken spot. It was a dreadful horrid sight To see that City in flames; But no human aid could save it, For all skill was tried in vain. In the year of 1871, In October on the 8th, The people in that City, then Was full of life, and great. Less than four days it lay in ruins, That garden City, so great Lay smouldering in ashes, In a sad and pitiful state. It was a sad, sad scene indeed, To see the fire arise, And hear the crackling of the flames As it almost reached the skies, And sadder still, to hear the moans, Of people in the flames Cry for help, and none could get, Ah, die where they remained. To see the people run for life; Up and down the blazing streets, To find then, their escape cut off By the fiery flaming sheets, And others hunting for some friend That perhaps they never found, Such weeping, wailing, never was known, For a thousands miles ar
Friday May 2nd
girls night out!!!!! Paradise Bar in Tally town!!! tag me back if you wanna join! party will start around 9/930ish! Guys, your welcome to watch the show! CATCH US IF YOU CAN!!!! MMMMUAH!!!!!
Why
I just dont understand why it is that there is this one certain person i can't stand not talking to him but could never tell him that!! and then i have another that wont leave me alone i started treating him like crap! but then i realized i didnt like it when this one certain person does that stuff to me! so now i am nice to him and he keeps telling me he loves me! i feel bad cause i will never feel that way for him...and i want this other guy but he just dont feel the same way for me!!!my point being why is that the one you want dont want ya back and the one you dont treats you like a Queen!
Only 40k To Go To Reach The Next Level
My friend Rhonda has only 40k to go to reach "godfather/mother" let's all get together and show her some FU lovin and help her reach the next level. F/A/R if you havent already. She's agreat friend and will return all love shown to her.
Personal Insight
Personal Insight (doggerel) Oh, I am as mad as a hatter I’m really quite insane But I don’t know if that’s beneficial Or if it’s truly just a bane You see, I freely admit I’ve lost my mind And I lost it some time ago And now that I think I could really use it Where to look, I do not know So I asked around for advice And I got it from a man who eats raw mice He gave it to me without a price Gee, that was nice...
Cool Cat
Cool Cat (forgive this...'twas the second thing I ever penned in verse...quite raw...about 2 years before the madness that followed struck) You’re a cat You know who you are You know what you are You know the reason why you’re here You know who you are... You’re a cat I’m a man, cat Can I be like you? Is there anything that a man can be To be like a cat? A cool cat? A quiet cat, a soft cat A strong and bold cat A cautious cat, a quick cat A swift, deadly cat I wish cat That I could be more like you Your proud coat Your razor claws I love you cat You’re a Cool Cat
If You Could See Through My Eyes
If You Could See Through My Eyes by LateNiteFantasy© For thousands of years women ask the same question one time or another, "how do I look?" well, to those that matter, this poem will be the answer they seek. Compare'd compare'd so many before, compare'd to women who've passed before. I look indeed, and search them still, by comparison I search and search them still. Though you ask a dozen times ten fold, "why dosth thou behold?" The answer is this, "To search the bleeding earth to see, no such beauty as the beauty of thee." I'll speak it again, to behold your blush. The smile that gives wings to your blush. To know you love me, (I love you, also) To know you'll hold me when my heart speaks true. I'll speak again, all this to you. so open thine ears, and listen clear, my words are true, I hold so dear. "If you could see through my eyes, you'd see love. If you could know what I know, you'd know us. If life was just calling your name as your eyes
Who Were You?
Who Were You? Who were you when you were a child What dreams captivated you, held you Built you into the man you are today? What brought you down this path This road you’ve chosen? Was it Destiny? Was it Fate? Did you intend to come this way?
I Saw You Walking
I saw you walking I saw you walking and stopped to stare, though I looked the fool I did not care, for enchanted was I by your walk, that I longed just a moment to stop and talk. I held designs much deeper - true - but content am I to chat with you, for a prettier face I ne’er did see and your eyes touched a chord deep in me. But if I may, if given the chance, if invited by your welcoming glance, I would place the tenderest kiss upon your breast - ah, bliss!
Thanks
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK U TO ALL MY TRUE FRIENDS THAT ARE THERE FOR ME WHEN IM DOWN , U TRUELY MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL AND I KNOW NOW WHO I CAN DEPEND ON, I LOVE YA'LL ALL, MUAHZZZ. YOUR GIRL SPECIAL K!!!!!!
Idoit
Ever do one of those things that makes you laugh and call yourself a dumbass at the same time? This afternoon I went to take a form to the company I trained for. Got my keys, money and all that, left the house, got to the tube station and realised I forgotten the forms.... d'oh!
I Do Believe
I Do Believe a Triolet I do believe in my own mortality I do believe that someday I will die I do believe in the prospect of divinity but I’d rather dream of immortality I’d rather dream a grander fantasy I’d rather compose my own reply for though I do believe my own mortality I hope to live long after I die
Poetry-- Heaven
woke up in heaven; just at dawn the sky seemed to have been painted by no less than the hand of God. The clouds glazed across the sky like ocean waves, one after the other. They were soft hazy clouds, and they seemed to have been copper plated. Indeed they shined in copper red orange shades. I must be in heaven; nowhere on earth one could see shinning clouds, which seemed to be blazing copper. The sun was coming up in the horizon and in just seconds the copper clouds turned into a gold that was like no earthly gold. This golden clouds shined with no less than the majesty of the sun itself. The sky was blue so deep it almost seemed purple and the trees around me couldn’t be greener. I must be in heaven; nowhere on earth dawn could be this pleasant. It isn't hot nor cold and I just saw shinning clouds turn from copper to gold, and the only sound I hear is birds singing away sweetly. Earth couldn't possibly feel this amazingly good; I must be in heaven. I'm not dead but instead more aliv
The Gun Fighter's Song
The Gun Fighter’s Song Model 1911 (forgive me...this is doggerel) The first bullet blew out a big hole The second one passed through his skull The third I put right in his gut The fourth was so he wouldn’t get up With the fifth I blew out his face The sixth, well, just in case The seventh I admit was for fun And the eighth, hell, had to clean my gun
Again In My Dreams
Again in my Dreams (this is almost my first thing written...an ode to a divorce...forgive it's roughness) Memories true, unclouded and free Is how I nightly dream of thee For pure as honey, sweet and light The remembrance of your love Keeps me through the night Golden dreams of you my dear Next to my heart I keep them near Locked in a place safe from the harms Cruel Fate deals unforgivingly until Again I hold you in my arms Every breath with which you drew Reconfirmed what I always knew Something lives yet inside your heart Soon again to be awakened in your breast That which will refuse to keep us apart You are my honey, my one true treasure The depth of my love to great to measure I shall always strive to win back your hand To meet you again on a field of green Professing my love next to you I stand To always fight true the good fight To strive forth eternally with all my might Love, the greatest of all virtues Like St. George against the Wyrm I
Biggest Auction On The Fu ..over Here Are The Slaves And There New Owners
Well the biggest Auction of the fu has came to an end *cries* What a ride it was !!! WOW is all I can say about the bids the rates and everything else. Total were more than any recorded on Fubar Fubucks = 2,006,625 Cash bids = $3,568.70 SEEE WOWWWWWWWWW Bids were Blast 1 day = 3 3 = 1 7 = 9 30 = 2 VIPS were 1 mth = 10 3 = 5 6 = 5 1 yr = 1 Bling packs = 32 Happy Hours = 19 Prepaid Visa cards = $110 Also had bids of chocolate chip cookies and purple marsh mellows In the rates contest Booboo won with 692 rates Also she received the highest bids with a HH a month till she made Prophet.. Bid was won by Gary of the Shadow Levelers So finally here are the Entries and their new Owners ~GoddessWildCherry~
Share Some Smiles For Tara
Hey Friends Iv given into fubar Maddness please come and rate and leave mass comments on my pic in Auction "Sexiest Lingerie"!! Its all in fun...and i love your input!!!!Ya baby Ya! Big Smiles for YOU!!! Copy and past this link into your browser to take a peek!!!!! thanks http://www.fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1651712&albumid=975064&i=3093775128&idx=0 The chicka with the most comments Wins thanks for all your help Smiles.........
One Min Please
IF YOU COULD GO TO THE LINK PROVIDED AND VOTE ON ONE OF THE IDEAS I HAVE GIVEN FOR A CONTEST IT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED AND FOR YOUR TROUBLE I WILL SEND YA 1K FUBUCKS http://www.fubar.com/blog/147861/771558#
Take Me As I Am - I Love This Song
TAKE ME AS I AM (Faith Hill) Baby, don't turn out the light I wanna see you look at me Whisper only truth tonight Not just promises and empty fantasies I don't need a bed of roses 'Cause roses wither away All I really need is honesty From someone with a strong heart A gentle hand Who'll take me as I am Baby, I need for you to know Just exactly how I feel Fiery passions come and go I'd trade a million pretty words For one touch that is real I don't need a bed of roses 'Cause roses wither away All I really need is honesty From someone with a strong heart A gentle hand Who'll take me as I am From someone with a strong heart A gentle hand Who'll take me as I am
Movies
great site to check out movies http://moviesister.com/
The Hanged Man’s Ballade
The Hanged Man’s Ballade (a Ballade with a Bob&Wheel refrain) A criminal against the state slated to die this early morn as I await my mortal fate upon the trump of reveille’s horn this death to which I was born so catch the fire in my eye beneath the deep red burning sky by the damned and hated noose I’ll spit in the hangman’s eye while the hempen knot’s still loose _____but see, _____how steady is my pace _____in the last moments given me _____the resolve in my face _____for I claimed my liberty A criminal against the state with no time left to mourn as I await my mortal fate on this early frosted morn this death to which I was born yet I’ll hold my head up high beneath the deep red burning sky and as I slip into the noose I’ll spit in the hangman’s eye while the hempen knot’s still loose _____but see _____how steady is my pace _____look close, what do you see _____the resolve in my face _____fueling the flames of Anarchy I contempl
Haunted Remains
Haunted Remains One needs to seek that final end; Tie up those last loose strings. Otherwise, unfulfilled, a devil haunts, Seeking to twist, distort and destroy The haunted remains of cold friendship.
Strippers Can't Compete With Internet
Strippers can't compete with Internet TORONTO, April 28 (UPI) -- The number of strippers and strip clubs in Toronto is declining, with former dancers blaming the Internet for putting them out of work. A 23-year-old ex-dancer identified only as Madeline told the Toronto Star she could make as much as $1,000 per night after she started working in strip clubs four years ago, but gave it up for a clothed bartending job when fewer men would pay $20 for a lap dance. "Why would a guy go to a club and pay to sit there if he could get it all for free on his computer at home?" she asked. The newspaper said as many as 10 Toronto strip clubs have closed in the last five years, and the number of licensed "burlesque dancers" has also tumbled -- to 1,254 in 2007 from 2,834 in 1998. Further hurting the business is the federal Conservative government's decision to scale back on the number of foreign strippers -- the majority from Eastern Europe -- allowed into the country, the Star
Unhinged
Unhinged Unhinge A fluid release in a mighty yawn Unhinged A mind A gaping gasp Unhinged Like jaws From hunger’s fast Unhinged Furl forward These fangs to feast Unhinged The mind At last released
Age
Does age really even matter now days? some say young people are not mature enough in life, but the way I see it is it depends on the person and how they are in life. You can be 40 years old and act so immature its pittiful. I see some young adults in life thats in their 20's and are responsable and respectful and know how to treat someone, then you have the older group that is disrespectful and has noclue what to do in life.anyways im just blabbin lol..
The Things I Love With A Passion
I rock and roll with passion I talk out my soul with a passion I eat good food with passion I defeat bad mood with a passion I sleep well with passion I weep hell with a passion I dream endlessly with passion I gleam ceaselessly with a passion I aim for money with passion I do the same for honey with a passion I listen carefully with passion I glisten dutifully with a passion I search for fame with passion I research to blame with a passion I walk everyday with passion I talk and play with a passion I embrace life with passion I face nightlife with a passion I laugh out with passion I chaffe about with a passion I cook with others with passion I look at mothers with a passion I touch gently with passion I clutch tightly with a passion I work hard with a passion I rock mad with a passion I gear up goals with passion I stir up roles with a passion I make friends with passion I take weekends with a passion I love kissing with pas
Heralding Bells
Heralding Bells To what dawn does this night lead? To what dream will I awake? When morning comes (heralding bells!), Will I find myself still asleep? I wonder what will become of you?
Obese Inmate Sues Jail After Losing Over 100 Pounds
300-Pound Ariz. Inmate Sues Over Jailhouse Menu BENTONVILLE, Ark. (AP) ¯ An inmate awaiting trial on a murder charge is suing a county in Arizona, complaining he has lost more than 100 pounds because of the jailhouse menu. Broderick Lloyd Laswell says he isn't happy that he's down to 308 pounds after eight months in the Benton County jail. He has filed a federal lawsuit complaining the jail doesn't provide inmates with enough food. According to the suit, Laswell weighed 413 pounds when he was jailed in September. Police say he and a co-defendant fatally beat and stabbed a man, then set his home on fire. "On several occasions I have started to do some exercising and my vision went blurry and I felt like I was going to pass out," Laswell wrote in his complaint. "About an hour after each meal my stomach starts to hurt and growl. I feel hungry again." But Laswell then goes on to complain that he undertakes little vigorous activity. "If we are in a small pod all day
The Meaning Of Words
The Meaning of Words A Sestina Words are subjective in nature; Completely devoid of meaning. A series of uncouth grunts and growls In agreed upon continuance, Take shape and form ‘til solidified Into our collective consciousness. We share territorial consciousness; It’s essential to our nature. Dialects establish meaning For each new grunt or growl And through repetitive continuance, It’s for is finally solidified. All things that are now solidified, Locked deep into our consciousness. Definitions of the nature Of each individual meaning We’ve given to our guttural growls Through perpetuated continuance. This cycle of continuance Wherein meanings are solidified And engraved into our consciousness Is a reflection of our nature; Of our need to establish meaning For our gestures, our grunts and growls. Yet amongst the many different growls We utter in continuance, Some we find yet solidified, Not yet pressed in our consciousness. And thus are we,
Why These Blogs?
Ok, as I'm entering my 42nd year of existence, I can say with confidence that I've seen a lot of stuff happening in my life. Have I seen it all? No.. But considering that I've been on my own since 15 1/2 and that my life has been chaotic since that time for at least 22 yrs of it.. In a nutshell, it's been a series of success and failures.. *mmmmph* no. not failures.. "lessons learned". It's easy to blame my parents for some of it, except, that at some point, it's not acceptable. My mistakes are, in the end my own. But, hey, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger! And most of all, I never gave up. Which is why today, I'm finally getting to a stage of my life where things are starting to really work out for me. It's been a hard road, but I'm finally reaping the rewards. I'm far from a finished product and I'm far from being in the most of comfortable zones. But, I'm getting there and I know that I'm way better off than many. And while I would say, hey I
Thinking
to constantly want someone with everything you are is a burning desire compared to passion deep with in your soul something burns so bright so ferocious and furious despite the warnings you recieve deep in your heart you know its not lust but something much deeper it squeezes the air right out of your lungs it makes the hair stand on your neck it makes your knees feel week and want to buckle its the need of a soft body the rush of a hard chess pressed against the softness of my breast the hot passionate whispers the tender caresses the tingling of your warm tongue against the nape of my neck the pondering hands so big and yet so soft willing and searching for a way to stroke my fires granting all favors big and small not letting an inch of skin exscape your mounting passions of sexual hunger that is my constant passion.
Triolet
Triolet A Triolet If I were to push a triolet From all these words I hold inside, What would I, what would I say To fill the soul of that triolet? Would I throw my words away Or would I, would I patiently bide And wait and wait for this triolet To spring forth from me, from deep inside?
Crystal Ship
Crystal Ship A Rondeau A crystal ship sailing on the seas of hopeless romance and fantasies. Through straits where dolphins splash and play and mermaid hosts sing the nights away, for a thousand moonlit eternities. I find myself lost upon these seas, looking for the key to my mysteries. Oh, come now Mariner and guide my way - A crystal ship - I stand and face these rolling seas, steeled by the truths of realities. Searching for a star to guide my way and lead me on to a better day, here on my ship of fantasies - A crystal ship -
Kid's Story: Fairy Dinner
"Come down and play" said pussy cat Bill Licking his lips in glee "I cannot come down" said Buttercup Bright For you will surely eat me. "I would never do that" said pussy cat Bill crossing his tail as he spoke "I am not even hungry" he said "For I have just awoke" "Well just for a little while" said Buttercup Bright to the cat Then I will have to be going very shortly after that. Down she flew, and quick he pounced his mouth was opened wide Quick she jumped, and fast she dashed under his belly to hide. Pussy cat Bill flipped and flopped as Buttercup Bright held on to his fur "It was only a game" he cried But Buttercup Bright believed him no more Quick as a flash she was up in the sky Flying as fast as she could go and pussy cat Bill, with a tear in his eye watched his fairy dinner go "She would have been fine as my dinner with potatoes or even with peas How rude of her not to stay and agree to be my tea." Steel
Muah!
Did you ever love someone so much you would do anything for that person? I am telling you, I was engage for almost eight months and never could faln love with the guy. Less than a month after I break off the engagement, he gets with my cousin and marries her two months later...I am not saying I have feelings for him at all because I don't. I am talking about the only guy I have fallen in love with. His name is Steven and I love him with all of my heart! I have never really cared for someone so much. I don't want to leave him during the wummer, but I have to for te fact that my mom doesn't want me to have a boyfriend...
Absence
Please, my dearest friends, don't panic. I've been under the weather, in more ways than one. I miss you people more than I miss my real friends (don't tell me what that says about me). I think of you all the time. I hope you are well, I've been sending you all positive thoughts and warmest wishes. My return, at least in the short term, will be minimal. Please don't be offended. I have some rebuilding to do in my personal life. I'm not going away, by any means. You can't shake me that easily, mi amigos. :-) My love to you all. Much love. ~jgw
Confessions
I have to admit to a few things. Mostly because it is how i am and also what i love. I am obsessed with bbw and feet! The bigger the better and the sexier the feet appear the hotter it gets for me.
Kid's Story: Dragon On My Roof
"Oh me oh my! Oh why oh why?" wailed Callasandra Cummings the Third. You have parked your dragon on my home Don't you see that that is just absurd My petunias are all squashed and my roses are totally wrecked and my lovely little letterbox is somewhere under your dragon's neck I have gremlins in my garden and a dragon on my roof If I could snap my fingers I would make you all go "POOF!" Now I am packing all my bags and I am moving far away I will travel over land and sea for more than a year and a day Then I will build another garden and build another little house In a land that has no animals bigger than a mouse Steel
Manchester Anyone ?
Watch More Videos       Uploaded by www.bebo.com/macca7394 Rangers v Fiorentina (ITV4 Montage Before The Game) Rangers
Betrayal As A Blessing
I was talking to my friend about this. He was telling me about this friend that treats him like a doormat. He said he didn't want anything to do with this guy anymore. I was thinking WOW. There's quite a number of people that I do that to in my life as well. I gather it's normal. Then I started to question the purpose of betrayal happening to myself. Seriously checked in with what I have been doing (karma?) that caused these things to happen. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. As I reflected I am who I attract at the end of the day. No reason for me to be pointing the finger at people who have caused me misery as I have caused those to people some time in my life. Good and bad things at the present moment are a result of your previous thoughts, actions and feelings. Think about it. I mean when you did a good deed. Did life not become better for u? And worst if you did bad? AND If you were feeling good about something, didn't that
Kid's Story: Bath Time
It was bath-time and Silvina LOVED watching the children in the bath, laughing and splashing and squealing in delight, but today there was something special, something wondrous and new, "Bubble Bath". She didn't know what "Bubble Bath" was, but the children were SO excited, and so was she. She loved new things, and when she heard the water being run into the large, white tub, she quickly flew to the window to watch. The bath was full, and she watched as the mother took a mystical bottle from a high shelf and poured just a little into the bath, and then called the children in. They came running and squealing, and were almost as excited as she was. Clothes flew everywhere and soon the tub was filled with two squealing girls, splashing and having so much fun she could hardly wait until their mother left the room so that she could get a closer look. "Silvina" cried the girls, "Come look at the bubbles." and she watched in awe as the air filled with shiny balls that she c
You Have Been Fucked!!!!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED! Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot! RULES: 1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course. 2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!* 3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy! 4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty! 5- Random sex is perfectly okay! 6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT. 7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away! This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> F.U.C.K Stands For: Friends U Can Keep. So promise me we'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know wh
Just A Memory
u took my heart and rippd it away you have a blackheart but to my dismay i actually loved you you put me down called me so many names caused me to have a breakdown you played your game and i was only the pawn so many tears have fallen i cant believe i can still cry u had me in a dungeon but i cant deny that i still love you the pain may linger but ill go on living and my heart may be bitter im gonna quit crying all you are now is just a memory
Moses
Q: Why did Moses wander the desert for fourty years? A: He wouldn't ask for directions
Final Week Contest Voting
Has started!!! 5 different picture types. Each picture type is its own contest. The person that wins the most individual contests is the winner. Points will be scored based on a few different factors. Number of votes/comments isnt everything. Good luck
Help Me Level Up To 23 Only 352,602 To Go Till Insider
Can you help me level up to 23 please.I have 352,602 points to go I would like the help with all you people on here to show me some fu-loving to my page.You can rate fan/add me if you would like to.Here's my pic link.Hope you all can help me and i'll do it in return too.Thank you very much ~¢¾SexyBitch¢¾~@ fubar
I Really Need Your Help.....
Hey everyone, as most of you know I have been under the waeather lately due to surgery ad a mishap. I am behind on my giveaway for my fu-bombers family contest. My VIP expires tommorrow and I really need to keep one because I love to make things for my friends and I can't upload them without it, and smiles for you needs her comments. If everyone could please help me out, I would reall appreciate it!...Love you all!! ps: I have a blast running my good friend June bought it to help cheer me up, I'd really like to see it if anyone could get a screen shot of it I'd love it. thanks again to you all!! link to giveaway;
Metasick
You results-driven, goal-oriented scum Your demands punish pure sanity and calm You create panic, stress, poverty, and shame You create wild, concealed anger in the home Breadwinners bring home raw-nerves that burst behind privacy’s walls Children become rage-crazed adults filling up all of our jails I could peel off your skin slowly while you scream You results-driven, goal-oriented scum
" Bama Boy"
A SEXY GUY FROM ALABAMA HE WAS,..PPL DIDNT MUCH KNOW EM BUT I SEEN HIM ON THE WEB ONE NIGHT AND RIGHT AWAY TOOK A LIKING TO HIM...HE HAD A SEXINESS THAT WAS LIKE NOONE ID EVER SEEN.THE WAY HE TALKED TO ME,HE KNEW JUST WHAT TO SAY.',...SO I AGREED TO MEET HIM ...FIRST NIGHT WE WALKED AROUND THE PARK AND MADE OUT ON A PICNIC TABLE,...I COULDNT HELP IT I LIKED TO FUCK YOU SEE!!,...THING IS,..MR.ALA DID ALSO,...WE STARTED A RELATIONSHIP AND HED COME OVER AND THE SEX WAS OUTRAGIOUS!,....LIKE THE FUCKING NIGHT HE COMES OVER WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK!,...O SHIT!!,...WE DID SHOTS THEN HE STARTED FUCKING ME AT THE DOOR,..PUSHING ME AGAINEST THE WALL MY PUSSY SLIDING OVER HIS LEG,..HE THROWS ME ONTO THE COUCH ..."I WANTA EAT U!",...LICKING MY PUSSYLIPS HE STARTED FINGERING ME..BITING ON MY CLIT,OMG...U GET THE IDEA RIGHT?,...NEXT TIME WE'RE MAKING LOVE AND HE SITS ME UP ON THE COUNTER SHOVING JUST AN INCH OF THAT THICK LONG COCK HE HAD1!,..ID BEG HIM FOR IT BUT
To Clear The Air...
APPARENTLY SOME PEEPS ON HERE THINKIN IM FEEDING THEM SOME BULL SHIT SO IMMA LAY EVERYTHING OUT AND HOPE THIS WILL SOPT ANY LINGERING QUESTIONS. 1. I DONT LOVE MY EX NOR DO I HAVE FEELING...AND YES IM PUTTING DOWN FOR EVEN HER TO READ 2. IM FUCCIN SINGLE..PERIOD 3. YEAH I HAVE SOME PEEPS THAT I LIKE AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE AND OR DATE..AND DONT ACT LIKE IM PLAYIN YOU CAUSE WE HAVENT MET... 4. IM FUCCIN SINGLE....PERIOD 5. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERS LET ME KNOW. I HAVE BEEN ONLINE ALL THIS TIME AND HAVNT LIED ABOUT SHIT AND Y IN THE HELL WOULD I START NOW...
Confused
I was invited to "Fubar" by a friend who knew I would be addicted immediately ... he was right I was here for 20 hrs straight having a blast. Worked my way up to level 9 almost level 10 with commenting, rating, and making lots of friends and inviting my friends to join. 8 of them came to Fubar to join in on the fun. Got wonderful gifts and plenty of drinks to get me Sh*t faced as I did for others as well ... Then I knew from reading the FuBible that I had to verify before I could level past 10 so I took a photo with the info paper as described, it was denied ... so I tried again, making a new info paper to show different from the first one just in case ... then out of the blue less than 20 mins after the second try for verify ... my account was deleted =( I have no idea why, I sent a email to support, so am hoping to hear a responce of why my original account was deleted. I am a lil upset that all my hard work, points, and FuBucks are gone ... *sigh* I just dont know
Club Addictions
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No More Of My Money Will Be Spent At Best Buy...
OK so I got home this morning after working almost 16 hours to find out my lap top was not working..Of course my 14 year old son was the last person to use it...So naturally I am thinking he downloaded something or went to some porn site or something lol. So I stay up until BEST BUY opens and take my laptop in to see the GEEK SQUAD....NEVER AGAIN. First of all the little pipsqueak was rude. And then they told me it would take a week and a half to two weeks to get it fixed and back to me. Well, screw that. I took it to the local computer company Maverick Computers. They not only diagnosed what was wrong (my hard drive was dead and had to be replaced) but as you can see I am online which means they fixed it the same day. I will use them for all my computer issues from now on. Same day service compared to 2 weeks. It's a no brainer... Just some food for thought if you ever have computer issues....Don't be bullied into anything always check out your options.
Like My Body Is Hacking Into Ppl Profile
TO ALL OF FU FAMILY MEMB THERE IS THIS GIRL THAT IS HACKING INTO PPLS PROFILE AND CHANGING ALL PASS WORDS AND DELETING FRIEND LIST I KNOW SHE HAS DONE IT TO 3 PPL ALREADY ..SO JUST BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.....IF YOU WASNT TO SEE HER GO TO MY FRIENDS LIST (LOOK UP CRAWDAD) THEN LOOK AT HIS PROFILE AND YOU WILL SEE HER ......WATCH OUT SHE WILL DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES ..PASS THIS TO ALL UR FRIEND AND FAMILY AND FANS
Costume Party...
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
Fubar Points
What is a quick way to earn FUBAR points besides rating pics?
Beginnings
Beginnings The ribbon of darkness enters my valley. It curls around every tree, It covers the meadow. Sounds of the night begins. The moon rises above the valley. Putting a soft glow on everything it's beam touches. The beauty takes my breath. Predators awaken to their nightly prowl, The hungry feed. The quick, clever and strong survive. The beauty of the night is intoxicating. The darkness lures me into it's ribbon. As I breathe in the smell of the damp earth, My eyes close. As I listen to the beautiful sounds, I am given the assurance that life goes on. ~~Darkness~~
Lies In The End
You lie about where you have been I know your lying You lie to me about him I know your lying I tell you I know you are lying You hold to the lie I show you I know you are lying You hold to the lie You see the pain and hurt you cause me You continue the lie You see the pain and hurt you cause them You continue the lie I beg you to stop with him and the lying You run to him and again you lie Your lies finally tear us apart You run to him and again you lie I'm gone now Yet you still lie They soon follow Yet you still lie In the end you are left only with the lies The truth and reality you once had are gone.
Joining Devilish Express
subject: JOINING DEVILISH EXPRESS post date: 2008-04-28 16:54:57 views: 6 comments: 1 ratings: 0 Welcome to Devilish Express Friendship Train TO ALL MEMBERS the one that can recruit the most referrals gets a one day blast They MUST say your fubar name for it to count on you they must rate/fan/add and they MUST keep tabs as well as you and we will AND PLEASE NO CHEATING AND EVERYONE HAS TO ADD BOTH DJ RISING STARS AND DEVILISH THIS IS A FRIENDSHIP TRAIN AND FRIENDS HELP FRIENDS SO IF ONE ASKS YOU FOR YOUR HELP PLEASE GIVE WITHOUT QUESTION
Bullshit
Feel free to add your 2 cents here.. But I have to say I think it is absolute bullshit that the 3 cops who fired 50 shots at Sean Bell and his friends were aquitted of all charges.. Give me a break.. Are U for real.. OK here is the part that pisses me off the most.. 1.. ONE of the officers fired 31 of those shots alone.. He went through 2 clips.. How do U stop and reload your weapon without realizing that there is no hostile gunfire coming at U?? How do U aquit with a fact like that involved in the case.. The jury in this case is obviously a bunch of morons who has never been messed with by cops.. I have had plain clothes NYPD jump out on me without IDing themselves.. I can only image the way that situation really went down.. And those damn cops should all be locked up.. The one who reloaded and fired a full second clip should be going to jail for the rest of his life.. Well I am done enough venting on this but FUCK THE JURY AND THE JUDGE FOR ALLOWING THAT SHIT TO HAPPEN
Just To Know Me More..
Hi again, I am Sammie Jo, But if you like you can call me "Sam" I am from Greenville, Pa..I am am Single something I prfer at the moment...I long to find the man of my dreams..The one that can be not only my man, But my best friend My lover, Someone I can spend the rest of my life with, Staying in love like each day is the first day me met...People take for granted the simple things that life can offer,Its not always about the big picture Meaning life is not about keeping up with the next couple,Having the fineset things, Its about the simple things two people can build together, the tears you share, the smiles, the laughter, the love you share everyday,Material things dont last forever,But the love you share together with someone you love does, granted it takes work..But with love anything is possible... I did not come here to talk dirty, But to express my passion,Make some great friends, Hopefully lasting ones. I am here to give advice,be your shoulder..Friends are
Hottest New Rating Family On The Fu
Wanna be part of the hottest, newest rating family on the fu? COME ON YOU KNOW YOU DO.... JUST CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK.... AND MOST IMPORTANT TELL THEM PRIVATE NURSE SENT YOU.... http://www.fubar.com/blog.php?blogid=147861&pid=774517 Thanks and hope to join you in a little family fun..*grin*
The Legend Of The Mistletoe
The Legend  Chapter 1 How It Began During the occupation of Britain the Romans used many great military leaders as governors of the British provinces. After the Romans were called out of Britain to help defend Rome from its own invaders, Britain was left with very little in the way of a governing body. There were many small Kingdoms, all fighting amongst each other. With the Romans gone the Danes found Britain easy to defeat, one small kingdom at a time. A young prince was soon to prove himself in battle. His grandfather was a Roman General and his grandmother was a British Princess. He learned military strategy from his grandfather at a very young age and put this knowledge to good use, when at the age of seventeen he was pronounce King after his father was poisoned by neighbouring King who was after his land. This neighbouring King figured that it would be an easy matter to take the land now that the father was dead. He figured wrong. Three Days after he was pronounced King, the yo
Love
My love life has been on a emotional rollercoaster for a long while now.And I have to say I'm tired of looking for a good woman.I was in a relationship with this woman for about 8yrs,and I thought she was the one.Every couple has their ups&down right?..But why do people decieve you behind your back.The one you trust the most&for what?...To hurt your heart,waist your time,crumble everything you both built&to be selfish.All the love&support I gave added up to nothing.The only thing I thank her for is my beautiful princess&my freedom! When we first broke up I was kind of fucked up,but I survived.I got over her,and started dating again.Don't mind the fact of me drinkin' 5th's of grey goose every other day to forget either.Haha,and after I started back dating I was feeling great mingling.I say to myself"shit I'ma cool ass dude,employed,self-made,real,driven&I love women of all races?...I shouldn't have any problems finding a woman".Boy, only if I knew it was gonna be
For Future Refrence
Hey as the Head Hostess I would like to thank you for comming into studio 54, i rated you fanned and added you hope to see more of you around always ~Jessa
Hurt
wow he swore hed never hurt me. yet right now i feel like my heart is being shredded into lil pieces. ya know it wouldnt have mattered much if it was him i heard it from...hell at least i would have heard from him. but no i hear from a friend that he went to his wifes house to see the baby...which fine hes spending time with his daughter thats great. but i still havent heard from him and well if hes there hes been there all day. and now his phone is shut off....he tells me not to worry that hes not going anywhere but what the hell am i supposed to think. right now all i can think is hes with her again...i dont want to beleive it i dont want it to be true but my mind and heart are telling me something just isnt right here. why the hell would he be with her all day and not get ahold of me at all. what is he hiding? every time i let a guy in i get hurt im so fucking sick of it. and then men wonder why im a bitch.....
Clubs Are Stupid...
"Clubs" do nothing but act dumb all day and most play shitty music. So why do people dedicate their time and effort to crap?? I guess they just suck at life. -end-
April Poem-a-day Challenge Day 28
April Poem-A-Day Challenge Today's prompt: "Write a sestina" I didn't know what it was either, so here's a link. Really long url that throws off my formatting This one was incredibly challenging (my brain hurts), but it was a lot of fun. Although, I'm not sure if my end result makes much sense. Fitting into place All the pieces have to fit, everything must be just right. Nothing can be out of place, otherwise it just won't pass. I'll have wasted all my time and I'll be back at square one. I can't be the only one who just doesn't seem to fit. Wasting what's left of my time on needing to be just right. Watching opportunities pass as I search for my place. If there exists such a place, maybe I will find it one day. A place where I can pass, even if I don't quite fit. It doesn't have to be just right, just somewhere to bide my time. I've wasted far too much time feeling too far out of place and I think I've earned the right, just as much as any one t
To My Fubarites
Those of you who know me, know i'm a very blunt ass bitch and i don't give a fuk less what you all think bout that. It's what makes me who I am. Now what I hate is people thinking I'm a fuking mind reader...u got something to say to me or ask me, open your dam mouth, be an adult and say it/ask it. You may not like my answer or what I have to say but ya know what? Oh fuking well...be the adult that you are and put the big girl/boy panties on and deal with it. I ain't here to please no one or stroke egos. And plz don't feed me the bullshit lines or expect me to believe the shit you tell others. If you can't be real with me, plz move on. I don't need fake ass friends in my life...I'd rather be alone. If you make me look like the asshole, just remember Karma is a bitch. I ain't here for a popularity contest...if you say one thing to me and do another...lol remember I'm a smart ass woman and I remember shit. You can't BS me...I'm 3 steps ahead of ya! B at peace always....
Mon 04-28-08 (flutterby)
Monday, April 28, 2008 Like a butterfly - I emerge from the cocoon that was last week, Reborn ready to stretch my wings! Let the world, at least this week Know I'm ready to face it once again! I'm once again ready, after my hibernation and setbacks - I'm ready to: "Get my World On" If I take baby steps I'll never get anywhere ... I'm jumping right out and spreading the wings - Lets just hope they take sail! So - My new sights are set and I hope This finds you with all yours attainable too! I started to grease a few wheels & I'm not talking about the lawn mowers either ... But I'll take from these last few downfalls around me - the ONE thing I seen and witnessed, Is if you don't try - it may not pan out ... BUT will any of it matter after your gone? A lot of sayings come to mind about not trying: "Nothing to fear, but fe
Anna Nalick's "breathe (2 A.m.)
2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason 'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your hands And breathe... just breathe, In May he turned 21 on the base at Fort Bliss Just a day he said down to the flask in his fist, "Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year." Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while, But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles, Wanna hold him but maybe I'll just sing about it. Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one can find the rewind button, boys, So cradle y
Just Breathe
"Breathe (2 AM)" 2 AM and she calls me 'cause I'm still awake, "Can you help me unravel my latest mistake?, I don't love him. Winter just wasn't my season" Yeah we walk through the doors, so accusing their eyes Like they have any right at all to criticize, Hypocrites. You're all here for the very same reason 'Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table No one can find the rewind button, girl. So cradle your head in your hands And breathe... just breathe, Oh breathe, just breathe May he turned 21 on the base at Fort Bliss "Just a day" he said down to the flask in his fist, "Ain't been sober, since maybe October of last year." Here in town you can tell he's been down for a while, But, my God, it's so beautiful when the boy smiles, Wanna hold him. Maybe I'll just sing about it. Cause you can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable, And life's like an hourglass, glued to the table. No one ca
Sooo...
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Rant On The Annoying Spam Here
Aren't you sick of the same crap showing up at the top of your bartab all the time? I have answers: 1. Are you going to heaven or hell? - no, neither exist. 2. Do you want a pink iphone? No - do I look gay to you? 3. WalMart gift certificate? Not if I have to go through 15 pages of crap and sign up to get on several spam lists in order to have a chance. 4. What superhero are you? None - what are you, 5? 5. House or Greys anatomy? Neither, they both suck 6. Blah balh American Idol? I couldn't possibly care less. Anyone who watches that drivel should officially be considered retarded. I'd rather have pliers taken to my testicles than watch it. 7. What beer are you? I'm not - I drink beer and am not a cannibal. I wish we could opt out of it.
Tonight You Sleep Alone...!
Tonight You Sleep Alone Sleeping alone in our cold bed I think of our life that lye on the floor dying In a moments notice, the love is gone No more tears to shed No more disappointments to bear Another life thrown to the wind Another love dead to the world In the past, our love was strong In the future, I hope it is stronger I know that my love was not enough However, I know that my heart was always there My mind may have been confused Nevertheless, my feelings were oh so true Knowing that you wait to walk away Knowing that you want to be in his arms I will stand aside and make room Knowing that I am not the one I am only a ripple in your life In waves in the deep My love you will always have No matter what may transpire I will always dwell in your memories In the happiest times of my life I cannot foresee anything as this Waiting until the day, you say goodbye I stand by your side wondering when it may be The day that you say, “Tonight you sleep alone.”
I Still Love You...
Would you consider these hard words to hear after you broke up with someone or would you just blow it off.. maybe even distance yourself from them. I wouldn't consider it hard, I would even take it in consideration depending on how the breakup ended. if it ended on a bad note.. then I wouldn't believe what is being said. If it ended on good terms, I might take to heart that the love may still be there and true. I heard a favorite old song today.. In My Mind by Heather Headley. The bridge to the song says: They say if you love something you've got to let it go and if it comes back then it means so much more. But if it never does at least you will know that it was something you had to go through to grow Do you agree?
Details, So Far.....
I cannot believe that no one has thought of this, before!!! When I first came onto Fubar, my intention was to connect with people in our area, and possibly develop R/L friendships; maybe even long-lasting bonds. Each day that I am here, I seem to run into another person from here, that I found only by chance. I am going to create a page that caters to our needs, where we can keep track of one-another. When you are alone for a weekend, maybe look up this page, and contact someone else with the same interests, and MAYBE the same zip code!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~ I will be sending out invites to those of you that I know. if you see someone who I am not yet aware of , feel free to spread the word!!!
The Appearace I - Iii
The Appearance Part I I see something across the room. In dark shadows, an eerie gloom. You've come for my soul. Determined in your goal. A thick fog rises from the bowels of hell. In caves of the deep an empowering yell. "Who's there?" I demand. "Show yourself,” I command. The Appearance Part II Cowering in the corner, you cry Screaming into the night, the pitch black sky You demand to know who's there A quiver in your voice, a glimmer of despair With your mind open The taste of fear ripens I will devour you every doubt In anguish you cry out... The Appearance Part III My soul may be taken If you so dare to Awaken The beast that dwells in my heart In deep caverns you must depart You may be after my soul But, I’m far closer to my goal Intriguing as it may sound I have already been found My dark prince has become my lord And thy life shall not be spared from my sword I have become the predator, and you are now my prey So, in the void kneel and pr
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Job Interview!
I just got a call from my mom back home because there was a letter waiting for me from the Supreme Court. Apparently I nailed the interview and the test but I have to do one more final interview before I will be hired. I'm one step away from becoming a police officer with the Supreme Court... god, please... let me dream. ONE STEP AWAY FROM IT ALL COMING TOGETHER!!! WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!
Baked Slow Cooker Chicken
PREP TIME 20 Min COOK TIME 10 Hrs READY IN 10 Hrs 20 Min SERVINGS & SCALING Original recipe yield: 6 servings INGREDIENTS * 1 (2 to 3 pound) whole chicken * salt and pepper to taste * 1 teaspoon paprika DIRECTIONS 1. Wad three pieces of aluminum foil into 3 to 4 inch balls, and place them in the bottom of the slow cooker. 2. Rinse the chicken, inside and out, under cold running water. Pat dry with paper towels. Season the chicken with the salt, pepper and paprika, and place in the slow cooker on top of the crumbled aluminum foil. 3. Set the slow cooker to High for 1 hour, then turn down to Low for about 8 to 10 hours, or until the chicken is no longer pink and the juices run clear. Did you know Allrecipes is home to over 400 crock pot recipes? Click here to visit our complete collection.
Baseball & Yahoo
During the spring, summer and part of the fall months i watch a lot of baseball. I'm a huge fan of the Cardinals. I'll very rarely be on fubar when i am, but usually have my Yahoo IM logged on. If you need or want me, then get me there. It's been a strange day and i usually have at least one person pissed because i didn't answer them at these times. Don't be that person...thanks.
Penne Pasta With Spinach And Bacon
PREP TIME 10 Min COOK TIME 15 Min READY IN 25 Min SERVINGS & SCALING Original recipe yield: 4 servings INGREDIENTS * 1 (12 ounce) package penne pasta * 2 tablespoons olive oil, divided * 6 slices bacon, chopped * 2 tablespoons minced garlic * 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes * 1 bunch fresh spinach, rinsed and torn into bite-size pieces DIRECTIONS 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add the penne pasta, and cook until tender, 8 to 10 minutes. 2. Meanwhile, heat 1 tablespoon of olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Place bacon in the skillet, and cook until browned and crisp. Add garlic, and cook for about 1 minute. Stir in the tomatoes, and cook until heated through. 3. Place the spinach into a colander, and drain the hot pasta over it so it is wilted. Transfer to a large serving bowl, and toss with the remaining olive oil, and the bacon and tomato mixture.
Shrimp Lemon Pepper Linguini
NGREDIENTS * 1 (8 ounce) package linguine pasta * 1 tablespoon olive oil * 6 cloves garlic, minced * 1/2 cup chicken broth * 1/4 cup white wine * 1 lemon, juiced * 1/2 teaspoon lemon zest * salt to taste * 2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper * 1 pound fresh shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1/4 cup butter * 3 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley * 1 tablespoon chopped fresh basil DIRECTIONS 1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add linguine, and cook for 9 to 13 minutes or until al dente; drain. 2. Heat oil in a large saucepan over medium heat, and saute garlic about 1 minute. Mix in chicken broth, wine, lemon juice, lemon zest, salt, and pepper. Reduce heat, and simmer until liquid is reduced by about 1/2. 3. Mix shrimp, butter, parsley, and basil into the saucepan. Cook 2 to 3 minutes, until shrimp is opaque. Stir in the cooked linguine, and continue cooking 2 minutes, until well coat
This Is The Truth
How is it possible To be filled with love Yet overflowing with emptiness? To be surrounded by affection Yet consumed by loneliness? To be deliriously happy Yet cry out in sorrow? How is it possible To find solace Yet be afraid? To be healed from wounds Yet crippled with pain? To be made whole Yet broken and fragmented? How is it possible To feel comfort Yet lose hope? To experience passion Yet still be numb? To burst with joy Yet ache with longing? How is it possible To be listened to Yet not be heard? To be wanted Yet feel unnecessary? To have met your match Yet remain unmatched? These are the things I wonder.
Lust
In darkest, deepest corners of the mind, There live the memories that love imprints, Tattooed in places only time can find, Guarded by defenses. Only hints At where the keys reside, how to unlock The doors behind which precious rest is found Can be deciphered. Will it take a shock? A jarring moment? Flashing sights rewound By newfound passion? What this moment brings: A momentary purging of the soul, A frightening new ability. He sings A painful song, but pain unchains the whole. It cannot change the past, but love can light A momentary flame that lasts one night.
I'm A Disciple!!!
Congratulations too Miss Trouble our newest Disciple. Stop by and congratulate her on leveling today. If shes not a friend please fan, add, and rate her. Thanks for all the Fu-Love shown to her too help her get leveled. Miss Trouble¢â Club F.A.R Team Capt - Suave's Fu Wifey@ fubar
Nervous? Why? Relax, Here's How
So here you are set up for a first date with someone. Nervous, anxious, worried, stressed out.. A gamet of emotions and feelings racing at super-speed in your mind. Ok.. now, try and consider this. Why are you meeting this person? Are you meeting this person for the wrong reasons and/or under false pretenses? Example 1) financial desperation, need a partner to help provide 2) pictures online don't reflect the reality 3) desperate to get laid, or trying to trick someone into getting laid Then ya, you must be very anxious indeed. It could indeed fail on you because whoever you meet may pick up your true motives. Going on a first date for all the wrong reasons then is indeed a truly nerve wracking deal. Why? because you do have something to lose. The reasons behind this first date are wrong and worse, are actually cold and calculated, or are based on lies and misdirections. Side note: About getting laid.. If both of you have that same intent and it's
To The Respectable Women
I'm completely aware that there are DROVES of men on this site that will send a barrage of messages across the board, offering no content or tactics to try and hook up. They send you messages with nothing but "Wanna hav sexxx??" and if you say no, they reply with, "y not??" It's an Internet phenomenon. They probably frustrate you to the point that you can't even properly formulate the reply that would completely encompass your issues with his approach. So, I give you a response. You can take this response, save it to a file on your desktop, and feel free to copy and paste it to any of these guys that bothers you. If we get enough women answering these idiots in full detail, they may eventually become receptive on how to properly treat a lady with respect. It wouldn't matter if they see it twice, because odds are they are copying and pasting their message to multiple women. So, without further ado: -- Excuse me, but every step of a man's approach represents his skill a
Diamonds Are Forever!!
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They Lost I Won!
I won the suit against the grandparents! YAY I am so happy! Doing my happy dance! :D Oh and I am back! YAY!
Help This Hottie Out!!
Please come by and help out my beautiful friend out in her giveaway She needs 50,000 comments to get a Happy Hour and is now at close to 9000 Come by and drop as many comments as you possibly can All and any help is truly appreciated and the love will definitely be returned by her and myself Just click the link and drop some comments thanks
Huge Thank You From Judi :)
ThankYouEveryone So very very very much for all the help leveling to godmother I cant even try to list everyone so i am hoping this is ok .. THANK YOU I do have to thank 2 ppl who helped me get most of the help i had and thats ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar And ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.@ fubar You all rocked my page like its never been before If you all ever need help you know where to find me if i am not helping my families I will be there in a flash Much love and hugs to you all ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~MAD HATTER~*S*U*P*~@ fubar
Omg!! Omg!!
So I was eatin a salad right now, and all over sudden I decided to look at the contents of my fork ( I wasnt lookin before, just eating it). And I saw somethin dark between the leaves. I looked closer, and its a gigantic fuckin furry moth, hiding in my fuckin salad! ANd I was about to chomp on it! Fuckin gross!! Gawd! I feel dirty!
Life Is Beautiful
"Life Is Beautiful" You can't quit until you try You can't live until you die You can't learn to tell the truth Until you learn to lie You can't breathe until you choke You gotta laugh when you're the joke There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? I know some things that you don't I've done things that you won't There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home I was waiting for my hearse What came next was so much worse It took a funeral to make me feel alive Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? Alive... Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? Just open your eyes Just open your eyes
Bloggin
Fate: The supposed force, principle, or power that predetermines events... It also brings who comes and goes out of your life. It's fate who I've meet and who I let go of. I've been dealing with all kinda of fate these last weeks and not knowing what to make out of it. I sometimes feel as if I can't handle it anymore. I'm tired of no one seeing my pain and yet fate is what I keep running into. What does fate have to show me in there days. Why is all the fate I deal with fucked up right now and what is it meaning? Love: A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness. I feel so lost when I read what love is suppose to be Becuase I feel so empty inside now and days. I feel as if its a unfinished painting that will never be completed because it has been put to the side and forgotten. Will I truely ever be found and finished and if i am will i be under
90 Year Old Virgin
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!" And so they did. As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!" And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
A Look Back
Every time that I look back, I can see your pretty face Knowing all that lies between us is lots of empty space But I turn around, as we continue on our separate ways This was all a dream I hope to forget about one day There wasn't any hurt, I never saw a bigger smile The happiness was one I hadn't felt in quite awhile It was us against the world, as the stress began to pile Thoughts in my head of walking down the aisle Then you chose to relive a past that you once knew The lies became much greater, and the distance grew One day all of your wishes seemed to come true If only you realized, my dream was to be with you You lost that sparkle that I once saw in your eyes You torture your own heart and don't even know why You ignore your problems and hope they'll all pass by Every night I lay in my bed, I can still hear you cry Now you sit still, not a place that you wanted to be Take a look back, tell me what it is that you see I smile cause I'm strong, and I'll al
Mikeys Godfather List
If you can try and visit rate/fan and add some of these people to give them a hand up! ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.7,592,000 to Prophet Mikey2,560,000 to Prophet I own: Jenn636,000 to Fu-King ~♥Vinton♥~Pіŧßułł МãҒiã206,000 to Insider Carebear^^Pitbull Mafia^^707,000 to Fu-King ~ღ¤★ṤTåя★¤ღ~ Shadow Leveler530,000 to Fu-King The Stutter & ẄỉčҜёĐ₣яίέŋĐ182,000 to go Mo_SweetAngel☼Fõündè® of ©lûb F®ât♥FU Engaged to Dr. death*251,000 to go ♡SHEEZ♡ ♫ ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ RATE*FAN*ADD!! READ MY PROFILE!! ♫ ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ283,000 to go
I Give Up....
I haven't seen my boyfriend in over 2 weeks. I have been very understanding. Now when I ask him if I will see him this weekend, there is yet another excuse. Fuck it! I'm giving up on him. I told him I will try to find a way there so he don't have to drive here. I'm sure there will be yet another excuse. If there is, well at least I know that I tried. I can't keep doing this shit. I'm the only one trying and I refuse to let him hurt me anymore than he already has. Well, thank you to all that read this. It was pretty much just me venting. Much Wicked Love. **Princess Of Darkness**
"he Seemed Shy'
WELL I MET HIM AT WORK,..HE SEEMED SHY,DIDNT TALK MUCH AT THE TIME UNTIL THAT DAY,..HE KEPT WATCHING ME,EVERYWHERE ID WALK,ALMOST OBSESSED IT SEEMED,..THEN HE DID IT,...HE WALKED OVER TO ME REACHING UNDER MY SKIRT WHILE WHISPERING IN MY EAR,...SHHHH...DONT MOVE!...FOR A SECOND I WAS AFFRAID....THEN I FELT HIM PUSH HIS FINGER BEHIND MY COTTON WHITE PANTIES,..OMG!!!,..."I BET U LIKE THIS DONT UI COULDNT SPEAK...AS HE KEPT FINGERING ME I LEANED MY HEAD BACK ,I FELT SO WET' I WAS ,..I WAS' O FUCK I WAS CUMMING!!
New Contest!!!
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Music Video - Goin Crazy - Natalie
NATALIE- GOIN CRAZY Ever since the day you went away And left me lonely and cold My life just hasn't been the same Oh baby no When I looked into your eyes The moment that I let you go I just broke down (down) Baby if I ever get the chance to be with you again I would sacrifice 'Cause the feelin that I feel within no other man Would ever make me feel so right It's nice to smile when I get your phone call at night But I'd rather have you here with me Right next to me And I miss the way you hold me tight I've got to let you know I feel so weak without your touch I never thought that I could ever love a man so much I've gotta let you know I think that we are destiny For you I'd cross the world for you I'd do anything That's right baby I'm goin' crazy I need to be your lady I've been thinking lately That you and me, yes we can make it Just ride with me, roll with me I'm in love with you (baby) That's right baby Im goin' crazy
Congratulations Judi!!!
Congratualations too our newest GodMother. Stop by and congratulate her on making it.. Thanks for all the Fu-Love you showed too help her get here... If shes not a friend please fan,add,and rate shes a great friend too have and always there when her friends needs her. ~Judi~SIXX SLAVE~LEVELER / BOMBER~*S*U*P*~@ fubar This GodMother pimpout brought too you by: ♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar (repost of original by '♫LilBamaGirl♫~Shadow Leveler~' on '2008-04-27 10:47:30') (repost of original by '♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.' on '2008-04-28 12:02:06')
Elemental Dreamcatchers And An Holistic Approach.
If we start from the premise that all things are connected, then the question has to be asked why do we only look at one part of a situation requiring rectification?. Do we look at the sympton and ignore the cause?..do we even recognise what is symptom and what is cause?. The idea of an elemental dreamcatcher comes from the blending of the Celtic heritage of elemental hangings and that of the North American spirit and dreamcatchers. In the Celtic belief there are 5 elements, earth, air, fire and water and the fifth element is spirit. For the adept the fifth element is that person, and as in the dreamcatcher where the creator puts a part of themelves into each catcher so does the maker of the elemental hanging use their energies as part of the creation. It is strongly affirmed that the four elements must be in harmony to create a favourable environment. Thus by using something to represent those elements, as in the creation of the elemental dreamcatcher then the result is complementary
My Karma Weekend
It was another weekend, I was planning to go up and visit Hooters of Horn Lake for their annual swimsuit pageant, however that got squashed, the dragon called up and said Alex my youngest had a baseball tournament in Horn Lake and could I help out and watch the kids this weekend. Well the day was not starting out good my both of my parents were sick and could not pick the kids up from the ball field, so I had to leave from work early oh well needed to burn some personal time anyway. I make the two and half hour trek north to Desoto county and to the ball field. I watched Alex’s team win their first game of the tournament. After the game was over and kids were getting their after game talk from their coaches, I spotted a friend from days at my former employer. She was totaled focused on being team mom so I walked up there and said Hey, it is a small world. A hug and we started to talk. She told me that my former employer lost their state contract and they are going
"i Noticed The Bulge In His Bluejeans'
WE WERE DRIVING ROUND TOWN WHEN I NOTICED THE BULGE IN HIS BLUE JEANS,.. 'OMG I WAS WANTING THAT!",...I HAD TO FCKING TOUCH HIS DICK,MY PUSSY WAS GETTING WET JUST THINKING OF WHAT HE WOULD DO TO ME!,..SO I REACHED DOWN RUBBING IT,O FUCK HOW I LOVED TOUCHING HIM,HIS COCK WAS SOOO THICK!,...I BEGUN STROKING HIM WHILE SQUEEZING MY HAND TIGHTLY AT THE BASE OF HIS COCK O YEZ',...I KNEW WHAT THE BOSS LI ED,...LICK IT HE SAID',,......LOOKING UP INTO HIS IZE I ANSWERED "YES SIR" I MUST PLZ MY DADDY,...LEANING DOWN ,..I OPEN MY ALREADY WET LIPS...CURLING MY TOUNGUE JUST AROUND THE HEAD THEN DOWN THE SIDE TO HIS BALLS ,....OMGGGG,....SO FUCKING GOOD!!!
Wet T Shirt Contest !!!!
Antwaan's Wet Shirt Contest Everything's just for fun!!! We are still looking for a number of participants, if you'd like to enter the contest click HERE and send a message to Antwaan. Only thing you have to do is to take a wet shirt pic and add it to one of your folders on fubar, don't block rips, please. Your picture will be ripped to the contest folder. Whoever's gonna rate and comment the pics may donate for the 1st place, it's not necessary though. :) Let's have some fun!!!
Wet T- Shirt Contest!! Are You In Or Out?
you want to get in on the fun let me know. you still got time!!!!! starts the 1st of may
Mumms
I WAS ALWAYS TAUGHT......IF YOU DON`T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY THEN DON`T SAY ANYTHING. WHY DO PEOPLE GO TO PEOPLES MUMMS AND SAY MEAN SHIT??? I AM JUST CURIOUS. IF YOUR GOING TO BE MEAN THEN JUST DON`T SAY ANYTHING. THATS JUST ME, I DON`T GET IT !!!!1
I Am Not Perfect.
I'm not perfect. I'll annoy and tick you off. I'll say stupid things then take them back. Put all that aside, my heart is true, it is here beating, waiting for you.
On Behalf Of Soldiers Playground2, Show Them Love Please!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hey all, as the owner of Soldiers Playground2 and also fellow supporter to our military, vets and Families... I want to extend sincere condolences to a member of my lounge, he lost a great friend, fellow soldier > > "today we lost a guy in my unit do to an rpg attack on a camp. he was a good guy an a buddy of mine he'll be missed by alot of people." > > DEATHPROOF BAMF IN IRAQ@ fubar > > Go show him the love, support and respect he RIGHTFULLY deserves for him and his fellow troops that are currently in Iraq!! On behalf of Soldiers Playground2, we love you ALL and we're here for you!!! *SALUTES YA!* > > Glitter Graphics
Astrological Signs
AFTER SEX TALK ACCORDING TO YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!" Taurus: "I'm hungry pass the food." Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?" Cancer: "When are we are getting married?" Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?" Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets." Libra: "I liked it if you liked it." Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you." Sagittarius: "Don't call me I'll call you." Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?" Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!" Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"
Amish Handwarmer
The Amish Hand Warmer... An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said , "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied, "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and it warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and it warmed his nose. The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and hesaid, "My penis is frozen solid." The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever hea
Went To Bed A Fu King And Woke Up A Godmother!!!
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Well I went to bed a FuKing and got up a Godmother!! WOW! What a shock and didnt even have my coffee yet! I want to thank everyone who rated me last nite and helped me to accomplish this milestone. I couldn't have done it without your help and I deeply appreciate it. There was such an overwhelming response that I am afraid many of you were pushed off my bar tab and I have no way of sending luv back to you, but bless ya for what you did. I tried to rate back as many as I saw on the bar tab as I believe in helping people who go out of their way to help me. So many of you were strangers but I hope not any more. Special thanks to Jus'Me who has been giving me all her 11's for weeks to help me level up. Micki Blue Eyes is another dear friend who made a bully for me after I left Fubar and stayed up rating me until she maxed. Red Wing Hunny and Sassy (friends also) did their best too and I appreciate all they did. Oh there are s
Lessons & Morals
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel, " After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got
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1)are you tan? permenately 2)Do you have unlimited texting? hell ya 3)What are you looking forward to in the next month? a trip if the person acts right =P 4)Are you easily confused? sometimes 5)Do you think you would make a good wife/husband? yeup 6)Have you ever liked someone who treated you badly? yeup 7)Is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color? natural 8)What color are your socks? white 9)Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it? YEAH 10)Do you fall for people easily? when i was younger 11)Everything happens for a reason? i like to believe so 12)Who have you texted in the last 48 hrs? prolly 3 peeps 13)When is the last time you talked to number 1 on your top friends? talkin to this ween right now 14)What are you listening to right now? nothin 15)Do you live with both your parents? yea 16)Last person you said I love you to? hell i dont remember lol 17)What is it you truly want r
Marking Nsfw Pics That Are Not!
To all the fu$k!ng haters out there that keep marking my pics NSFW need to be shot in the mo!her{ucking head. Go to F-IN myspace if the pics you marked NSFW are to much for you Bit(hes. They weren't even pics of me and they didn't even show any F-IN SKIN go back to church you bible thumpin bitc}es.
Death ... *giggles*
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace, "My Private Part died today and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences." The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Wallace, "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" (You are going to love this !!!!!) "Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."
Well I Went To Bed A Fu-king And Got Up A Godmother!! Wow!
I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com. Well I went to bed a FuKing and got up a Godmother!! WOW! What a shock and didnt even have my coffee yet! I want to thank everyone who rated me last nite and helped me to accomplish this milestone. I couldn't have done it without your help and I deeply appreciate it. There was such an overwhelming response that I am afraid many of you were pushed off my bar tab and I have no way of sending luv back to you, but bless ya for what you did. I tried to rate back as many as I saw on the bar tab as I believe in helping people who go out of their way to help me. So many of you were strangers but I hope not any more. Special thanks to Jus'Me who has been giving me all her 11's for weeks to help me level up. Micki Blue Eyes is another dear friend who made a bully for me after I left Fubar and stayed up rating me until she maxed. Red Wing Hunny and Sassy (friends also) did their best too and I appreciate all they did. Oh there are s
Naughty Application
>>NAUGHTY APPLICATION
My Friends If Iihavent Fan Ya, Plz Let Me Know!
All my friends If i haven't Fan ya, plz let me know and I will... its just taking me a while to go through all y'alls pages...PEP
Penis Study
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australia, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
I Am Sponge Bob Square Pants
Everyone has a personality of a cartoon character. Have you ever asked yourself what cartoon character do you most resemble? A group of investigators got together and analyzed the personalities of well known and modern cartoon characters. The information that was gathered was made into this test. Answer all the questions (only 10) with what describes you best, add up all your Points (which are next to the answer that you choose) at the end and look for your results. Do not cheat by looking at the end before you are done. 1. Which one of the following describes the perfect date? a) Candlelight dinner (4 pts.) b) Fun/Theme Park (2 pts.) c) Painting in the park (5 pts) d) Rock concert (1 pt.) .e) Going to the movies (3 pts.) 2. What is your favorite type of music? a) Rock and Roll (2 pts.) b) Alternative (1 pt.) c) Soft Rock (4 pts.) d) Country (5 pts.) e) Pop (3 pts.) 3. What type of movies do you prefer? a)
[down And...]
I need a gallon of water and a bucket of sleep. I figured all that coffee this morning would keep me awake, spry me up, but I still wound up attempting to take a nap- then some dick rang my doorbell about 10 minutes into a dream, told him to piss off and I didn't give a flying fuck about my asphalt. Then some other dick rang my doorbell right after I got finished settling into bed. I told him I didn't want any universalese for FUCK OFF 4 hours of sleep, 10:00 meetings, papers, graduation arrangements... and I have still yet to have sat down to a third serious session on my new book project. *rubs his very dry eyes, they sound like glass being rubbed with razors* It's 50* in here. How cool is that? Also, one more paper and some bullshit final test. If not two. Who fucking cares, let's start the parade early so I can get it out of the way and take a fucking nap. Not the best fucking day of my life, but thank god its not the worst. I could be stripped naked and thro
The Studdering Cat
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered," she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!" "That must've been scary," said the teacher. "It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' ... and before he could say 'Fuck,' the rottweiler ate him!"
Solution To 2 Of America's Biggest Problems
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves....... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
This Sh*t Is Crazy!
Southern Humor
Only a person in North Carolina could think of this. From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Kinston, North Carolina. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles
Mystery Of Good Sex
A Woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' It worked! The headaches are all gone." Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes la
Argue With A Woman?
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'For reading a book,' she replies, 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again, 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and writ
Magic Beer
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer," he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?" "Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender loo
Revenge Of The Ugly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their Maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced. They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for awhile with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. When the guy finally cal
Fumoney
I am now accepting fumoney... not for a spotlight..but just to be stingy..and enjoy the feel of it in my pocket. So, if any of you got money .. you do not want..send it to me!..Oh,,and btw.. have a good Monday and week!
Grandma #2
Well, here is yet another post in my dedication to my grandma. As the days go by it doesn't get any easier to accept the fact that she is gone. It doesn't hurt any less than it did the day she died. We are supposed to cleaning all of her stuff out of her house, yet I can't bring myself to going over there. I was sitting here the other day thinking, and every thing that came to mind was memories of my grandma. From her taking me to baseball games when I was a kid, to her yelling at me for getting in trouble with the cops when I was a teenager. To be honest I don't have one bad memory of the time I spent with her. Even the last 6 months, while her body was giving out and it was hard for her to breath, the time with her was worth it.
Get Out Of The Car ...
This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why, it was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to rep
Beauty Of Sisterhood
I found this pick... it brought to mind all of my kindred sisters who have started to share with me the wisdon and love as i willingly share with them... caty the ghost Lady victoria Lady spirit wolf Light and Dark wolf grey bella wind whitler willow scarlet witch blue eyes and more...thank u all for being my sisters
Forrest Goes To Heaven ....
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can get into Heaven." Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir. But nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. I sure hope that the test ain't too hard. Life was a big enough test as it was." St. Peter continued, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions. First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? Second: How many seconds are there in a year? Third: What is God's first name?" Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He re
Same Old Shit
I'm tired of pretending to be something I'm not. I have these expressions on my face all the time. that mislead people to believe that I'm mad or something. The fact of the matter is. It is just me. I'm tired of being questioned about the way I'm feeling all the time. It pisses me off. When I say their is nothing wrong. Guess what their is nothing wrong. I'm just being me. If you can't handle it sorry. I'm not going to change for anybody.
Milf Contest//2000 Fubucks For 100 Comments
COME HELP ME OUT. RG’S UNDERGROUND RAVE IS HOSTING THE MILF CONTEST. I NEED RATES & COMMENTS. CLICK THE PICTURE BELOW. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR YOUR HELP.
Dog & Cat Dairies
DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once
Today On World Rock Radio
Click banner to enter lounge WRR PIMPOUT OF THE WEEK: LADY DI has until Sunday at Midnight EST to join the World Rock Radio Lounge for 20,000 fubux!!! If you know Lady Di, make sure you join the lounge & tell her about this bulletin. When she joins before Sunday at Midnight EST and let's us know you sent her, she gets 20,000 fubux & you receive 5000 fubux!!! 10:00AM EST For requests, hit me up on yahoo at sweetnloveable35 Click banner to visit Kazz's MySpace page! 12:00PM EST (Noon) For requests, hit me up on yahoo at jrmoose75
Opera 9.5 Beta 2
Hands on: Opera 9.5 beta 2 improves speed, adds features By Jeremy Reimer | Published: April 28, 2008 - 08:45AM CT Introduction Opera has consistently defied expectations about what a browser (and browser company) can accomplish. Begun back in 1994 as a research project at the Norwegian research company Telenor, the Opera browser was first released as version 2.0 in 1996, and ported to multiple platforms in 1998. Originally a paid-for browser, Opera became ad-supported with version 5, but the ads were removed in the 8.5 release, bringing the browser to completely free status. Version 9 offered many improvements, and now the company has released a second beta preview of version 9.5, which Ars first took a look at last year, back when it was in alpha. Related Stories * Opera releases 9.2 browser, adds "Speed Dial" * Opera goes on the hunt against fraud with 9.1 * Opera browser for the Wii now free * First impressions: Opera 9.5 alpha a worthy contender I
Psy Paper
There comes a time in all our life’s when we need to think outside the box. This is an understatement. We all should view the world as a corporate body. Life comes at from so many different angles and we all gain abstractions or judgments. I understand your method of teaching although I don’t agree with all you believe, I do respect what you’re trying to do. As a result of your class I have learned to think more outside of my own box and get past my abstractions. You have discussed so many different topics and they all have a correlation, which is the crazy world we live in. I am not going to comment on every discussion, if that is okay. There were always a few of these topics on my mind, even before I had the privilege of attending your class. In this paper I will explain what I agree with as well as what I disagree with. You were always open to our views and this is a good thing. We always agreed to disagree in your class and this is a good thing. The decline of family morals in
You Know You're A Redneck When...
The same pair of boots have been in your family for five generations and they're only twenty years old. You think the Franklin Mint is a breath freshener. You think doctorin' involves mamma's sewing kit and a jug. The strongest smell in your house is butane. Your dog passes gas and you claim it. You think paprika is a Third World country. None of your shirts cover your stomach. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." Your home has more miles on it than your car. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater. You own a homemade fur coat. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos". You think a chain saw is a musical instrument. You've ever given rat
Read Me
LOOK FOR EVERYONE ON HERE MY CRUSH WAS FOR MY EX GIRLFRIEND. NOW MY CRUSH IS ON MY WIFE AND MY DAUGHTER AND MY UNBORN BABY THAT WILL BE HERE IN DECEMBER.. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FACT THAT I AM MARRIED THEN DON'T TALK TO ME BECAUSE I COULD CARE LESS EITHER WAY.. LATER DAWG
Amd Aims To Increase Desktop Processor Sales With Business Platform Pitch
Hardware By Wolfgang Gruener Monday, April 28, 2008 00:26 Sunnyvale (CA) – There is no denying that desktop CPU sales are on what seems to be an unstoppable decline. Intel expects to begin shipping more notebook processors than desktop CPUs sometime later this year and while AMD may be trailing this trend a bit, it is on the same path. Of course, this means that the desktop business units have to get more creative in pitching their products: Just like Intel, AMD is now more seriously marketing a “business” platform for its single-, dual-, triple- and quad-core processors that are tailored to better meet the needs of IT departments. Intel has been marketing its “vPro” business desktop platform for some time with quite some success next to its regular consumer platforms, which are now described as “all-in-one” systems. It is no secret that AMD is under tremendous pressure these days and is seeking new ways to make money off its CPUs. A vPro-like strategy is an obvious opportun
Code Of Conduct
Hh, Hosted By Me 4/30 @ 11pm Est
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Huey Lewis & Teh News - If Dis Ar Teh It
I HAS BEEN FONIN NITE AN MORNIN I HERD U SAY "TELL HIM IM NOT HOME" NAO URE CONFESIN BUT IM STILL GUESIN I HAS BEEN UR FOOL 4 SO, SO LONG GURL DOAN LIE JUS 2 SAVE MAH FEELINGS GURL DOAN CRY AN TELL ME NOTHINGS WRONG GURL DOAN TRY 2 MAK UP FONY REASONS ID RATHR LEEF THAN NEVR BLEEV IF DIS AR TEH IT PLZ LET ME KNOE IF DIS AINT LUV UD BETTR LET ME GO IF DIS AR TEH IT I WANTS 2 KNOE IF DIS AINT LUV, BABY JUS SAY SO UVE BEEN THINKIN AN I HAS BEEN DRINKIN WE BOTH KNOE DAT IZ JUS NOT RITE NAO URE PRETENDIN DAT IZ NOT ENDIN ULL SAY ANYTHIN 2 AVOID FIGHT GURL DOAN LIE AN TELL ME DAT U NED ME GURL DOAN CRY AN TELL ME NOTHINGS WRONG ILL BE ALL RITE WAN WAI OR ANOTHR SO LET ME GO OR MAK WE WANTS 2 STAY IF DIS AR TEH IT PLZ LET ME KNOE IF DIS AINT LUV UD BETTR LET ME GO IF DIS AR TEH IT I WANTS 2 KNOE IF DIS AINT LUV, BABY JUS SAY SO IF DIS AR TEH IT PLZ LET ME KNOE IF DIS AINT LUV UD BETTR LET ME GO IF DIS AR TEH IT I WANTS
Wondering Who Is Real
I sit and wonder why people seem to have a second side to eevrything. It seems if you do things for them, it's ok. But when you do things for others, they tell you you are "buying" people. I don't "buy" anyone. I give what I have to anyone who needs it. I am the kind of person who loves to make people smile. Is there something wrong with that? I would never try to buy someone's friendship, or love. I was also told sometimes I act like an IDIOT! I guess thats because when I go out to have fun, thats what I do. I don't try to impress anyone, I am me, and either you like me or you don't! If I have to hold back, then nobody is worth knowing the REAL ME. So, to those who think I'm an IDIOT...so be it! At least I'm not phony!!!!!!!!!
Dream A Little Dream
down i lay my head and dream a little dream. The little dream i dream is about love that turns into a f-nightmare that seems like a fairytale. When my headlifts up it still feels like i'm still in a nightmare that will not end. I close my eyes and hope that its all a lie. The dream of love that i dream might become a reality one day for me
Who Is God
Wild Life And The Stars 4/28/2008 Dear Readers; The ignorance plaguing this world is simply astonishing to me and our infantile science is like 99% of the governmental institutions and its population worldwide not only victims but also left wondering why so much drama is taking place. Without any form of "cosmic Consciousness" this world is amputated and its ignorant residents constant statistics. In many of my newsletters I wrote "Anything and Everything Under The Stars is UNDER the JURISDICTION of the stars" and the animal Kingdom like all humans are also under the power of the "Universal Code". The sad reality is that religious nonsense (endorsed and promoted by Neptune's deceiving power last 2000 years) has like a cancer infiltrated mankind's psyche and overriding his logic, neutralized his perception and numb its spirit. All the while producing an eternal flood of blood in the name of religions. But what happened to TRUE wisdom and the real message of God found
Lmmffao
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through The pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead Goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me There was 'something wrong' with one of the two Lizards he holds prisoner in his room. 'He's just lying there looking sick,' he told me. 'I'm Serious, Dad. Can you help?' I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and Followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards Was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I Immediately knew what to do. 'Honey,' I called, 'come look at the lizard!' 'Oh, my gosh!' my wife exclaimed. 'She's Having babies.' 'What?' my son demanded. 'But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!' I was equally outraged. 'Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't Want them to reproduce,' I said accusingly
Staind - So Far Away
DIS AR TEH MAH LIFE, IZ NOT WUT IT WUZ BEFORE ALL THEES FEELINGS I HAS SHARD AN THEES R MAH DREAMS DAT ID NEVR LIVD BEFORE SOMEBODY SHAEK ME CAUSE I, I MUST BE SLEEPIN NAO DAT WERE HER, ITZ SO FAR AWAY ALL TEH STRUGGLE WE THOT WUZ IN VAIN AN ALL TEH MISTAKEZ WAN LIFE CONTAIND THEY ALL FINALLY START 2 GO AWAY AN NAO DAT WERE HER, IZ SO FAR AWAY AN I FEELZ LIEK I CAN FACE TEH DAI AN I CANT FORGET DAT IM NOT ASHAMD 2 BE TEH PERSON DAT IM TODAI THEES R MAH WERDZ DAT I HAS NEVR SED BEFORE I FINKZ IM DOIN K AN DIS AR TEH TEH SMILE I HAS NEVR SHOWN BEFORE SOMEBODY SHAEK ME CAUSE I, I MUST BE SLEEPIN AN NAO DAT WERE HER, IZ SO FAR AWAY ALL TEH STRUGGLE WE THOT WUZ IN VAIN AN ALL TEH MISTAKEZ WAN LIFE CONTAIND THEY ALL FINALLY START 2 GO AWAY AN NAO DAT WERE HER, IZ SO FAR AWAY AN I FEELZ LIEK I CAN FACE TEH DAI AN I CANT FORGET DAT IM NOT ASHAMD 2 BE TEH PERSON DAT IM TODAI IM SO AFRAID OV WAKIN PLZ DOAN SHAEK ME AFRAID OV WAKIN PLZ DOAN SHAEK ME
Without Offers
It's a Fiesta and I'm the host!! Hopeless Romantic will give a bonus Bling Pack to the entrant with the most rates Auction runs until Cinco De Mayo (that's May 5th) All entrants offers are listed in caption on their pics DJ-AUSSIE-AGE Ŧxbloñdi£ Katiebug ~Tina~ (902081) BooBoo Fu-Bucks only GARY FU-BUCKS ONLY Sailor Saturn And lastly: Me I will post a bulletin at least daily to pimp out all entrants. I will also repost any bulletins I see posted by entrants pimping themselves out.
This Site
not so sure i want to be on here anymore. accused of "following" when i'm just trying to rate pics so i can level up. not that it should matter since others "follow" me on things and i don't freak out. then again, i'm not trying to hide anything. that's usually the problem. i have a lot more problems on my "plate" then what someone i'm not even with is saying to others. but i'm beginning to wonder if this is worth it anymore. it has its fun moments, but other times it's nothing but aggravation. not gonna ask permission to rate someone just because it's someone they know too. fuck off. i'll rate who i want when i want. if it makes you uncomfortable, then maybe there's something you are hiding. the sooner you face it/admit it, the better you'll feel. if it's not that, then chill the fuck out. not trying to cock block, don't worry. if i'm told i'm following again, and the whole do as i say not as i do action comes in to play, then i am deleting this account. fuck it if i ha
Want 2 Own Me???
Have you ever wished that I was yours and you could own me...well here's your chance. Click Here To Own Me [ fubar.com photo: 1816197619 ]
On Break Till Thursday Night :) !!!!!!!!!!
coachella = done :) 2-3 days off....wahoo u got my #???... call me pls. or ill call yall latrs k. RP :)
Its Been Awhile
the old shout box hasnt had much action and when it has it hasnt been to interesting... this one made me giggle then thought to myself i should blog sooo there it is..... ->jay_blaze: i think not but ty for making me laugh! jay_blaze: hi there......might u be willing to help me with my panty fetish????? please????
Out Of Order
I am so not a badass. I have a fake rub on tattoo.
Do The Math
“Now when they had passed through Amphipolis and Apollonia, they came to Thessalonica, where was a synagogue of the Jews:” Chapter seventeen of Acts opens with Paul, Silas, and Timothy proceeding from Philippi through the Roman province of Macedonia where present-day Greece is. Now just because this opens in Thessalonica, the provincial capital of Macedonia, it doesn’t mean nothing happened in the other two cities; perhaps the missionaries (we’re still on Paul’s second missionary journey, don’t forget) were just passing through, or perhaps Luke the author of Acts just didn’t know and in the interests of presenting the truth didn’t want to speculate. I expect Luke didn’t know his words would still be read two thousand years later, but we can’t ever forget God has it all in mind. He sees the connections because He establishes them through whoever does His will; He’s the mathematician Who has already done the math! Verse two states that Paul “as his manner was” went to Thessalonica’
Trying To Deal With The Pain!
Things could be better and it only seems to be changing slowly. I have dealt with enough pain that I cant take anymore. James and I have called truce, Piers and I have seperated, and I am alone as always. Hopefully one day I will find someone who will treat me right and is ready to settle down. I pray that one day that will come to pass!
Making Desicions
So often the results of decisions we make in life are not what we expect. And in many cases the results are not only short term, but have long term effects that we seldom stop to consider. We can only see what is immediately in front of us. Sometimes we have only good intentions, yet we end up hurting someone we care for. Sometimes te results appear to be good, yet after a time we find the short term gain was not worth the loss in the end. Sometimes we plan things we should be ashamed of, and yet the results turn and we gain a friend, or learn a lesson we would never have. Over the last few months none of the decisions I made seem to have been the right ones, yet I do not regret them. I regret some actions and words, ones done in times of hurt. But I do not regret the reason for the struggle. Only time will tell if what I see in hindsight is true, or if there is more yet to learn.
One Republic (i Havent Gone Indie Or Emo, Honest)
This town is colder now, I think it's sick of us It's time to make our move, I'm shakin off the rust I've got my heart set on anywhere but here I'm staring down myself, counting up the years Steady hands, just take the wheel... And every glance is killing me Time to make one last appeal... for the life I lead Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You start to wonder why you're 'here' not there And you'd give anything to get what's fair But fair ain't what you really need Oh, can u see what I see They're tryin to come back, all my senses push Un-tie the weight bags, I never thought I could... Steady feet, don't fail me now Gonna run till you can't walk But something pulls my focus out And I'm standing down... Stop and stare I think I'm moving but I go nowhere Yeah I know that everyone gets scared But I've become what I can't be, oh Stop and stare You sta
Dirty Limericks
There was a young lady from China, Who had an enormous vagina, And when she was dead, They painted it red, And used it for docking a liner. A kinky young girl from Coleshill, Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill, They found her vagina, in North Carolina, and bits of her tits in Brazil. An exotic young lady named Suki, Once danced in a troupe of kabuki, When asked for a fuck, he said, “Solly, no luck… See here: looky looky, no nuki “ A certain sweet girl from Key West Was uncommonly large in the chest. Any man’s close attention To her outside dimension Brought his own measurement to its best. There was a young lady named Claire Who possessed a magnificent pair; Or that’s what I thought ‘Til I saw one get caught On a thorn, and begin to lose air. They all had a friend, name of Lee, Whose pecker hung down to his knee, If he hadn’t a’ tied it, The girls they’d all ride it, And he never could use it to pee. There once was a man from St. Paul who’s p
Sale
i'm going to be moving this week and am selling a few things that i cant take with me. a emachine desktop comes with monitor, keyboard,mouse,mousepad,speakers freshly installed windows xp professional new graphics card dvd+r rw 2.60ghz processor cd-rw 40gb harddrive 56k modem 10/100mps ethernet 6usb ports have a dell that i also put a new windows xp professional on.doesnt come with anything though. a 55 gallon fish tank with stand all accessories included,pump, filters, gravel, deco. everything to keep it running. plz i need to get rid of these ASAP as i'm leaving for active duty. call me anytime 770-704-4897 ask for paul thank you just name a price right but reasonable
Home Made M80s
Forever
forever Every building that is built will someday come down it will age, it will buckle it will crash to the ground Every car that we drive will someday just die the engine, the brakes the gas tank runs dry Every shirt that we purchase all the cloths that we wear they will fade and unravel they will stain, they will tear Everyday that we wake when the sun shines so bright we're sure we can count on the darkness of night nothing last forever so it seems to be true but nothings ever had a better chance than the love i feel for you
The Man Of My Dreams
the man of my dreams is not a superhero but he saves my life everyday. he is not a supermodel but i love every inch of him. hair blond as the sun. eyes so precious that i could get lost in them forever. kisses that send shivers down my spine. lips soft as silk. a touch like magic sending electricity thur my body with every touch. making love to him feels more right than anything i have ever done in my life. i would not give him up for anything in the world. he is the man who holds my heart forever. I LOVE YOU S@RGoN. i am yours forever
Fubucks?!?! Bling?!?! Surprise Bonuses?!?! Repost For Tinkerbell
OK I DID IT!!! I SET UP MY HH FOR MONDAY AT 7PM FU-TIME(PST)!! THIS IS MY FIRST HH ON MY NEW ACCOUNT SO I'M REALLY HOPING IT'S A GOOD ONE! AND SINCE THE RATE-A-THON WAS SUCH A HIT WHEN I HAD MY HH ON MY OLD ACCOUNT I WILL BE DOING IT AGAIN!!! 12k FOR 100 11s 6k FOR 100 10s & 6k FOR 100 STASH RATES! ALSO I WILL BE GIVING BLINGS OUT TO RANDOM PEOPLE! SO AFTER EVERY 100 RATES YOU HAVE TO MESSAGE ME SO YOU WILL HAVE MORE CHANCES AT GETTING A BLING!!! WILL BE DOING 1 CREDIT BLINGS AND 3 CREDIT BLINGS AND A FEW PEOPLE WILL GET A BONUS FOR DOUBLE THE FUBUCKS FOR THE SET OF 100 THEY DID!!! AND THE PERSON WHO DOES THE MOST RATES DURING MY HH WILL GET A BLING AND GET PIMPED AND SOME BONUS FUBUCKS!! LAST TIME A COUPLE PEOPLE STARTED EARLY I WILL NOT BE PAYING FOR EARLY RATES BUT MAY EXTEND THE RATE-A-THON LONGER DEPENDING ON HOW WELL IT GOES AND HOW MUCH FUBUCKS I HAVE! LOL! SO ON MONDAY MAKE SURE YOU SAVE YOUR 11s/RATES FOR MY HAPPY HOUR!!!!! TinkerbellMN84 (MY ACCOUNT GOT DELETED PLEASE HE
List # 4 Of Club Far Members
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Founder Of B.h,b Attepts To Win Hh Please Help!
Trickydick joined his first HH contest and it starts at 12 pst can ne one throw him a few comments on chuckiiboo's page here is the album it's in please comment as much as u can! http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1454585&albumid=865979
How A Nice Guy Becomes An Asshole
Entry for April 27, 2008 How Nice Guys Become Assholes Category: Life This is that fastest way to make a nice guy become an asshole. Sit there and play mind games with him. Tell him that you have feelings for him. flirt with him and then turn around and go running back to your ex when it is aparent to start dating him. Most women ask me where are all the nice guys at. Well right here is one. But I need to warn you of a few things first. One don't play your mind games with me. First reason for this is that i am tired to the BULLSHIT that comes with it. If you like me tell me. don't go beeting around the bush until you get what you wanted from me . Second thing I hate is when people start off doing things and don't finish. women you do not know how much it hurts men when you don't finish what you start.I have a high tolerance for pain but damn, that really hurts. if you start finish third thing I hate is when my friends get stuck as the middle man. If there is so
Callin All Poets & Writers
As most of you know I’m very into poetry & writing. I’ve had many of my poems published. I received the new today that I have been chosen to be a Poetry Ambassador. As an Ambassador I get the chance to tell you all about a wonderful website that helps get your works out there & maybe even published. Most of you all know me well enough to know if I didn’t believe in this site I wouldn’t be promoting it to you all. It’s a wonderful feeling to get that email or letter in the mail notifying you that your very own work has been selected for publication. I’m very happy that I took that chance with poetry.com. I’m sure that those of you who are writers will feel the same if you take that chance. For those of you who want to take that chance, I’ll be adding a submissions link at the end of this. I hope you all find the joy in this that I have. Good luck! http://poetry.com/contest/poetrycontest.asp?suite=A93801&sak=P8808807
Hh Contest Starts @ 3pm Est
I joined my first HH contest and it starts at 12 pst can ne one throw me a few comments on chuckiiboo's page here is the album it's in please comment as much as u can! http://fubar.com/images.php?u=1454585&albumid=865979
Ubuntu At It's Best
Bragging About Kids
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he starte
Pointless Words Poem I Wrote
This is pointless These words wont get me any where wont get me a car a big house or the boy that makes me melt. These words are just my dreams written on paper My problems that wont ever get solved My secrets that people will probably find out sooner or later But these words mean some thing to me because its my only way out of this world Where I'm in my own world Where everything is the way i want them And you know what boy that makes me melt? Hes in my world. My world of beautiful words, and guess what! That boys mine He only cares about me And he holds and kisses me all threw the night And here I'm the perfect girl beautiful, skinny, the girl that boy always thinks about. Where the sun is always shinning Where my dad is proud, doesn't walk out and I'm just perfect Thats my world But the only place this comes alive is in these words these pointless words That are just written in ink Each of these words have a meaning Maybe not to anyone that reads theses po
No More
I am gettin so sick of people i have helped out... I have leveled so many of my friends and dont get shit in return... Some of you have and you know who you are... But dont ask me to help u out if you cant return the fav..Most of you all know that I will do anything 4 anyone on here... So if you want me to help u then u need to help me.. love to all that has helped me out
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Another One Of Those Sayings I Like
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I'm In Another Contest
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Poemz
NATIVE BLOOD RUNZ HOT...SO BE WARNED DNT STEP IN MY SPOT...I'M A SOULJA WHEN I WEAR MY REDZ...JUUST LIKE I SAID I'M THE BADDEST G WIT LOTZ OF LEAD...DNT COME AT ME SIDEWAYZ...I'LL LEAVE YA ON DA HIGHWAY...MY AK WILL MAKE U STEP BACK...I KNOW THATZ A FACT...COPY RIGHT CGE/2008
Hacker Info On The Net I Found To Keep Yourself Safe
Certainly there are many sources of information available that can give you computer hacking basics. There is actually some misconception about who a real hacker is. Hacking computers is performed by one who knows computers very well - even the extra tricks of a computer and electronics. He can easily tweak these according to his needs and become hacker. This is the way the term was used when Bill Gates was inventing Windows. This article, will however, give a brief overview of criminal hackers, some of their methods, and a few things you can do to make your own computer safer from hack attacks. Here are those things you need to learn on how to become a hacker. Learn Computers It should go without saying that the first thing that is needed is to learn about computers. This means study. A lot of reading is involved along with just plain old-fashioned learning how to use a computer. Then, of course, there are the special aspects of computer study. The places where the tips are l
Quicksand
It is not unusual to feel as though the circumstances of life are pulling on us. Quicksand is unique in that it looks like regular terra firma until it is too late. Moreover, in waking life, the more one struggles against quicksand, the more entrapping in becomes. In dreaming of quicksand it is important to ask yourself who or what led you into the trap. In addition, as you were sinking in the quicksand, try to recall what you were most worried about. Many times in dreams, what you are most concerned about is not the actual consequences of the quicksand crisis, but other circumstances similar to those you are currently experiencing.
Dj Snookie Bully
YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T RESIST SEEING THE HOTT N STEAMY DJ SNOOKIE LIVE ON AIR AT FORBIDDEN....COME N PLAY WIT HER, LET YOUR FANTASIES TURN INTO A WILDLY FORBIDDEN REALITY!! CLICK ON PIC TO ENTER THE FORBIDDEN... DON'T MISS OUT ON THE ROCKIN TUNES FROM DJ SNOOKIE, WHAT ARE YA WAITIN FOR? GET ON IN HERE!!
New
posted new nsfw pics in my me album of me , my hubby, and both of us.
Mondays
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Newbie
Well this is my first acctual day here. It seems ok. Just not real thrilled with the money thing. Every time I click on something they want your credit card, upgrade, creditcard, rate above 10 , creditcard, add a ticker, creditcard, add a blast creditcard. It's kind of discourageing you know? I love to be on the internet but I sure as hell don't have money to throw around. I know ppl want to advertise but come on. Besides that i do enjoy the site, its great being able to acctually go in chatrooms. I guess I will give it a couple weeks and see what i think then. I belong to a couple social sites and have tried, geeze, I can't even remember how many. Some are just so boring. Hope my experiance here turns out better!!
More Heartache
An Impossible Dream If I were young and handsome and searched the whole world wide. I'd never find a heart so pure as one that's hers inside. To find a face and eyes that's fair, if beauty's what I seek. Again I'd have to stop at her, it's hers that makes me weak. But being honest to myself, I know that I'm too old. The truth may hurt my inner soul but no false hopes I'll hold. Her happiness is all that counts. She deserves that and more. To see her struggle day to day, just hurts me to the core. You must be faithful, warm and kind and never tell her lies. And she will prove what love's about. She'll love you till she dies. I pray that someday she will find the man that she'd prefer. And with luck, I hope I'll find, someone that's just like her. Merlin
Rain Rain ....
Started raining cats and dogs here. I am not looking forward to the walk to the train after work. So what is everyone doing today?
Almost Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Doc appt went okay and Im dilated to 3! She said since my first she is gonna wait till May 5th and I have a appt at 9am if I haven't had Korin by Monday Morning that she is going to admit me on Tues May 6th, for inducing! Will let you all know by then if any changes have occured!
My Wall
I have you in my place you’re in a free flowing dress, heals. Nothing more. You are blindfolded, hands bound above you together facing the wall. I come behind you; you can feel me near you. Jeans, no shirt. My breath on your neck, my hands on your back I tell you that I'm going to fukk you. My hands pull on your hair, nip at your neck You arch your back and present your ass to me. I can’t help but run my hands down your back… down your side… Touching your skin, sending shivers thru you I run my hands around you. Pull you close as my hands hold your chest You can feel how hard I am as I press myself into you. Sliding my hands down to your ass… down your legs. I pause, you hear me unzip. Lifting up your dress I work my mouth on your legs, behind your knees. Slowly up. Wanting to taste you, wanting to experience you. With both hands on your thigh, I move my hand over. I can tell how excited you are. Hands moving over your hips, back to your ass. Teasing you there. Tasting
Fantasing (read Only If You Dare)
,center> "I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!" Mmmm! They say a picture of beauty can speak a thousand words of pleasure... Well every time a picture of you comes into my mind...damn I find myself getting lost in so much pleasure and desire...that without hesitation I feel my dark cock getting excited for you... Wanting you, needing you...and when you're not here I find myself touching myself for you... I get lost in the realms of wanting my lips pressed against your lips...as our tongues begin to explore the hidden pleasure zones... Damn just sitting here with my eyes closed I can feel how soft and warm you are to me...as I gently let my tongue explore the essences of your soft and warm lips...letting my tongue trace your lips, gently resting them against yours... I can feel your body heat warming up to me...wanting to give into the pleasures you're feeling... "I Often Find Myself Fantasizing About You!" I can see my hands wanting to explore all of
Another Dream That Didn't Come True
My Love If dreams were visions of the future and wishes really could come true, My prayers would have just one answer and the answer to my prayers is you. No-one can match your beauty Not a face I've found as fair A face that makes my heart sigh And want to run my fingers through your hair Though life is filled with many hardships And the different trials that we face. They’ll always be there to test us And we must face them all with grace. I don’t have a wealth of money They say the best things in life are free And if my days are sunny It’s because of your love for me I’ve never felt this good before It’s something new to me I’ve never felt such love I’m sure It’s pure as pure can be I can’t help being in love with you You’re all a guy could need I feel it when you’re not in view And it feels real, indeed No difference if we’re far apart We know our souls are one We feel each others beating heart Beneath the beaming
Contest Update!
START DATE HAS CHANGED! STILL ACCEPTING ENTRIES!!!!!! I am hosting my very first contest! Woot! Woot! The contest will run for three weeks, beginning Thursday, May 1 and ending Thursday, May 22. Rules are very simple: 1. It is a comment bombing contest. There will be prizes for the person with the most comments in 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. 2. ABSOLUTELY NO DRAMA. Anyone causing drama will be disqualified immediately, no questions asked!!!! 3. Self bombing is allowed and encouraged! 4. It's a CONTEST.....HAVE FUN!!!!! 5. Email me the picture or the link to the picture you want me to use. Do not send it to my shout box and do not ask me to pick a picture for you. Prizes are as follows: 1st Place: 1 Blingy Pack, 1 Three Day Blast and 100,000 FuBucks 2nd Place: 1 Three Day Blast and 50,000 FuBucks 3rd Place: 1 One day Blast and 5000 FuBucks So come on, join in Happy Country Girl's very first co
You Should Be Here
Your love is so dear and precious to me… There’s no question or any doubt in how I truly feel about you… I really want you baby more than you realize… You know that you drive me crazy with so much desire and Uncontrollable passion… When we’re together I can’t keep my hands from wanting to touch you… With each new morning that starts a new day I kiss and miss you when we have to part and I think to myself… You should be here… So that you know just how much my soul misses you… My thoughts run wild of wanting you in so many ways… That with just one look at you…is very so delightful that it gives me chills, thrills, and uncontrollable desires…from the fire that burns within’… I start to think of our lustful moments… That keeps me wanting more of you… You should be here… To feel my skin touching yours that sends me into cruise control… Of wanting your body heat warming up to mine… Making my temperature rise to new heights… That would only begin with one simple kiss from y
Social Networking
You know I started this whole social networking like most of you did at myspace. I got the codes and hooked my page up. Then the lovely people at myspace kept changing everything and the codes didn't work anymore, so I went on to bigger and better things.   I found tagworld. They let me have multiple pages, host files and use javascript. They had this voting thing, you go to a page and you either vote or you didn't. Well I used the javascript in my page and made it so if you visited my page you voted, wether you wanted to or not. I was playing music on my profile and they didn't like what I was doing I guess, cause they took the use of javascript away from us, and stopped letting us upload just any file type. Here recently they reset the whole site and I lost all my files and info I had on there.   Oh well on to bigger and better things I guess. Been through friendster, and hi5, bebo, colonies, who knows how many forums, and that's when I started socializing.   Then I found los
An Old But Unattainable Love.
Always And Forever When others have used me and thrown me away, There’s always been one love that’s here till this day. Never to tell me that you always cared Then came a day, a message you dared Not knowing the joy you would bring to my life You hoped I was happy and not having strife I loved you always and never could see Why a girl so lovely could ever love me To hear you were happy and had a good life A good man that loved you and made you his wife Brought peace to my heart and yes a tear too, That I wasn’t the one who was married to you. We have something special, a love so divine One soul together that is yours and is mine Tenderness, wildness, love and compassion Devotion to each other is in our own fashion To last forever and never to wane Our love to others might seem insane When we are together it is easily seen A more truthful love there never has been Your beauty, your passion that’s equal to none Has shown me, my lo
Guess What?
REAL HACKERS NEVER LEAVE THEIR STATION!!!!!!!!!!!
Battle Of The New Rock Music 04/27/08
Sunday Thru Thursday Nights at Midnight Eastern time will be a Battle of the New Rock Music. Your Votes Decide which song will move onto the Next Night to Battle a New Challenger. Sunday 04/27/08.. Last Night It Was: Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife (champion) V.S. Seether - Rise Above This(Challenger) The Vote Was 5-4 Avenged Sevenfold - Afterlife Held on Tonight to remain your champion! They Will Return Tonight with a New Challenger, So Make Sure you tune in at Midnight With Me DJ Nite Wolf.. The Big Bad Wolf, Only @ Dirty Deeds Radio.
Tonight You Getting All Of Me
I want to take my time... When it comes to giving you all of me... I don't want anything to spoil this moment of wanting to please you... My feelings of wanting to make love to you... I want it to be right and so very special... We got all night... No phones to ring off the hook... No un-expected knocks on the door... We can take those special moments to any level we desire... From those gentle stares into each other's eyes... To moments of those gentle touches... That will make our body heat drive us insane with lust and desire because... "Tonight you're getting all Of Me" Mmm! Come closer to feel my body pressed close to you... Warming you up to the next level of love games that we'll play... My lips connecting in ways... That love is supposed to be felt... Making your body melt for more... I want to make your soul move in ways that will stimulate your body... To maybe move our love session from the couch, and then slide down to the floor... Tasting all this is
Move Your Body Closer
Check it baby… Right now I’m in a horny state of mind… No need to hesitate or pause for this moment… Leave your clothes at the door… I want to see you only wearing a smile… A sweet seductive smile… Come on in and release the freak in me…so… “Move Your Body Closer” Come let my lips brush against your lips… Warm your body up to mine… Let me turn the lights down low… I want to see your body glow by candlelight tonight… Let me feel you moan from the… Touch of my hands or the kisses that will make your soft skin tremble with desire… Mmm! Baby watch and feel how your body reacts as my tongue makes your nipples swell with excitement… Baby as you arch your back just… “Move Your Body Closer” Mmm! Relax and let you body give into the melodies of the love-songs That are flowing in the many strokes that my tongue will write…in the essences of the softness of your skin… Let the lustful gazes of your eyes watch me undress before you…t
Sex Is A Good Sleeping Pill
Odd that I wake up on a Monday at 6:00am awake! Thats what great sex will do for you, help you sleep like a baby. It was nice because we went to bed early and were able to enjoy sex without worrying about how late it was. Some friends came by yesterday and we sat around out in the backyard talking. I was told that I am much like Sean in the way I handle Anthony. I was wrong in how I treated Anthony last week and they called me on it. I do need to learn what to say and what not to say sometimes. He always has a bad reaction to me trying to talk to him. His attitude has been really good all weekend and today so far. I have been thinking a lot about him having an incentive to do better. I feel like he thinks he is in such a deep dark hole sometimes that there is no way out. He needs hope. he needs positive and not negative that I have been lately! So I will do a lot of soul searching about this. He was very excited about how well he did on his driving lesson on Saturda
Depressed
depressed and dont know what to do home alone and i dont like dont like it i am not sure what to do just restless i guess idont know
Mmm Bring It On...
Hey everyone.. I'm in need of a vip... I want to upload some more NSFW pics of my sexy ass...:) and I have ran out of space.. boohooo.... anyway the first that buys me the vip, will get into my private pics.. yummy... woohoo... ps... all love will be returned.. muahz... luv ya.:)
French Cuisine Part Two
Receipt Chicken Breasts with Carrot fans Type of dish: entree Nb of covers: 4 ppl Preparation n cooking: 60 min Budget: Economic Origin: Europe Difficulty: Easy Ingredients: • ½ TBSP of olive oil • ½ onion • ½ garlic • 4 chicken breasts • Cup of dates • 4-6 carrots • 2-4 white beets • 2-4 carrots cut into fans • 3-4 strips of bacon, cut into small pieces • ½ TBSP of water • Salt, pepper • Thyme brushwood • 2 pinches of cumin • 3.53 oz of reduced fat cream Receipt in calories: • Total calories of the receipt: 1554.15 kcal • Calories: 388.54 kcal per anybody • Lipids: 0.06 lb per anybody • Proteins: 0.03 lb per anybody • Glucids: 0.05 lb per anybody Material used for the receipt: • 1 cutting board • 1 knife • Serving plater • Wok • 1 wooden spoon Let us prepare onion… Use a sharp knife. Cut the stem then roots, paying attention not to damage the onion its'self. The cut must be sharp and clear. With the point of the knife, delicat
Somethin On My Mind
It has been a while since I have said anything on here, and right now I have alot going through my mind right now. Some of you know what I am have been going through and at this point in time I just don't know what to do, I have heard alot of women including my wife that my "lil" problem is no big deal. but I know it has to be a big deal. I have had one woman tell me that it is not a big deal and then in the next breath tell me that she is cheating on her husband cause she is not happy with how he uses his tool and does not pleasure her like she would like. I have talked to a few women that say it is not big deal and then tell me that they could not handle it if their man was in my situation. How is the showing me that it is no big deal. How can a woman say it is not a big deal and turn around and say something that contradicts what she just said. My wife tells me that it is no big deal but I know better then that. I know that I am no where near the lover that she wants. I h
Sex Talk
Well what is your sex life like? Let me know it would make me hott and bothered?
My Little Crash And Burn
I was heading to go out into the desert on a 90 cc quad, went to turn which i was turning to sharply and a fast pase and ended up crasheing ono the pavement. I was wearing my helmet but didnt have it strapped down. yet it managed to not even come off.i scratched up my arm that is close to my elbow. i also scratched up the palm of my hand. then i landed on my right hip really hard. i managed to get my happy ass back up to chase after the bike to stop it before it hits someone or something. then realized once i got it i was in alot of pain. i actually road the damb bike home. but ended up going to the hospital getting xrays dont and get my arm and hand cleaned out. luckily i have vicodine to help and motrine, and some other stuff to make my muscles relax.
Lie There And Let Em Watch
There is just something about your body that drives me crazy… It’s not about the size, height, or weight or the skin tone of your Body, those things I don’t get caught up in what you may see as a flaw In your body… I appreciate your body just the way it is… It’s your soul from your heart that captures my emotions every time… I love how your body gets excited every time I come around… A spoken word from me, and it seems like your body looses all self-control… So much that drives me over the edge… Lie there and let me watch you… As you slowly undress yourself for me… Show me exactly what you want my mind to explore in your body For me to behold… As the softness of your breast spill forth… Lie there and let me watch you… As your nipples get so erect from my wanting desire to kiss them softly… Wanting to gently run my tongue over them softly as they get even more excited… Especially when you gently pinch them to turn me on, you know what I like… Slowly undress even more t
“let Your Body Steal The Show”
Baby let these words reach deeply to the senses of your sensual soul…because I love to indulge my lustful gazes into every single part of you… Lock the door behind you and expose all that is you… Un-lock and let your lovely breast roam free… Let your laced panties hit the floor…only to show me more of what my hardness is dying for as…you… “Let Your Body Steal the Show” No need to cover up all that is you… There isn’t no one here but just you and me…to enjoy this sensual moment… Sssh! Baby let me undress because you look so sexy standing right here before me… That I can’t help but you give the full view in all that your sexy eyes may want… To see…standing right here before you as well… Damn girl! You look so sexy and I love the way that you’re touching your breast, gently teasing me with those lustful eyes… As you watch my black nature rise…from the stroking of my finger-tips… With you like this before me it just makes me want you even more…as you
I Am Really Just Not Into You.
Is he really not into you? My cell phone wasn't working. A cold short email that leaves you no opportunity to carry on the conversation. Come on be a man and say it. I am just not really into you. All men are cowards they run and can't say what they really mean. It's sad they have to learn the hard way. It's amazing how a man can be fearless with another man no matter of what the situation is. But, when it comes to a women they run so fast there isn't any dust. So this is where the boys are: home, using their high-speed internet connections to make a love connection.I don't think the problem is that there aren't great, unmarried men for all of us great, unmarried women. The problem is that in a world where a lover can be found with a click of a mouse, a kind of apathy has set in for these men. The thrill of the chase is gone. Women wear their availability on their screennames, so now it's the men playing hard to get and the women doing the chasing
The First Time
it starts with a flirty look and then a silly proposition. reluctantly she agrees. On the drive to their meeting place she thinks to herself, what am i doing? as she slowly pulls up the driveway, she gets scared . knowing once she knocks on that door there is no going back.but , she steps out of the car and nervously walks to the door and knocks.hoping no one is home she hears come on in it is open.her nerves taking over her she opens the door. not knowing what to expect she walks Thur the door and sees him laying there. she felt chills down her spine. she hesitated for a while but deep inside she wanted to touch him and kiss him. it was beginning to hurt she wanted him so bad. scared she could not please him she pulls away. so he grabs her and pulls her close to him. as he begins to kiss her her body begins to heat up with excitement. forgetting her thoughts she lets go and gives herself to him. having the most intimate night of her life she sighs with releif.as they lay there in each
The Mad Hatters...let The Madness Begin!
Stark.Raving.Madness. Doesn't that sound fun? Introducing a new fubar family, one designed for friends, fans, and leveling help. As of right now, we're brand new and are in the beginning stage of forming our group. If you think that you might be interested in 'going mad', please read on! The Hatters Heartistic Soul@ fubar FOUNDER ஐRogerLee ஐFu-Owned by Heartistic Soulஐ@ fubar CO-FOUNDER ♥ DAWN ♥@ fubar CO-FOUNDER Yes, that's a short list - but the madness is only beginning! As an added incentive, the Hatter that sends the most referrals to join our new family will receive 50,000 fubucks. This begins now, and will end on Wednesday, April 30th. Hopefully, by then we will have enough Hatters to begin functioning as a group. To join us, contact one of the Hatters listed above. Hatters that join will be added to this bulletin, which will be blogged in our new family profile (currently und
Leave Some Lovin Will Ya??
You are My voice of reason In this world of treason You are What makes me sane When all I know is pain You are My eyes When the tears make me blind You are The half that makes me whole My sense of direction when I lose control You are My faith when I can't believe My air when I can't breathe You are My stars at night My sun in my sky You are all this and more Yes You are
"i Want To Hear Your Voice"
Baby pick up the phone and just let your thoughts roam... Tell me all that you want me to know...in pleasing that body of yours... You've got a sexy way of touching me... And I help but get lost in you... Relax your mind as I relax mine... Just to hear the sweetness in your voice sends a chill of passion... Through this brother's soul! I know you're lying in bed wishing I was there... So tell me baby all that I need to hear... You've got me in a horny frenzy state of mind... So bad that you make me want get undressed and tell you how Hard this man is getting for you... "I Want To Hear Your Voice" As you relax at the sound of my voice starting to whisper Those naughty words of what I long to do with you... As you lie there thinking of my hard shaft getting so damn hard for you... You've got me wishing I was there to see you undressed With your body exposed as your hands start roam to those sensitive parts That makes your body year
Sweet Words For My Brother
A meeting was held quite far from earth, " it is time for another birth", Said the angels to the lord above this special child will need much love. His process may seem very slow and he'll require extra care from the folks he'll meet down there. He may not run or laugh or play. His thoughts may seem quite far away and he'll be known as hadicapped. So let's be careful where he's sent. We will want his life to be content. Please lord, find this parents who will do a special job for you.They will not realize right away but with the leading part the're asked to play but with this child sent from above comes stronger faith and greater love. And soon they'll know the privilege given in caring for this gift from heaven. their precious charge so meek and mild IS HEAVENS VERY SPECIAL CHILD.... DEDICATED TO WHITNEY TO THE BROTHER I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART AND AM AMAZED BY EVERYAY
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Well Its Funny To Me....
Auction
Who wants to own me go go this link http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1118119&albumid=993734&i=92991206&idx=0
To Make A Link
ok i have had a few ppl ask me how i did a link to somewhere on my homepage.. so here is how i did it... if you have any questions... please place them in the comment area < a href=" paqge addy of where you want them to go" >the name of site, lounge, what ever the addy is too < /a> to close it..... no space except at a href
Domination
Domination is what I seek Seducing the senses That dwells within' me Feeding Yearning For this hunger inside To rape these thoughts So deep in my mind ~ They tease.. My fantasies Seducing me.. With my own dreams Toying.. So tentatively With my thoughts Of lunacy ~ Adoration Of brutality Wretchedness Abuses me Wicked visions Held so dear Deep in my mind I lay them there ~ Captive.. Is what they are Prisoners.. Of my own heart Forever They will be mine To rape these thoughts So deep in my mind ~ ~ Lisa '08
Just One Touch From You
Just one touch from you.... and I know that my body, my soul will loose all sense of control... One look at you and my mind gives way to fantasies... I long to explore with you.... One thought of a moment shared... I tend to just freely want to give you more of me with no questions asked... Time alone with you makes me yearn to make every moment with you count until our next level of passion... "I Want To Feel You Work My Body"... Baby work it into a frenzy state of unquenchable desire of pleasures unknown... I want to feel your lips pressed against mine as your lips gently suck in the softness of my tongue gently brushing against yours... As you'll hear a soft moan escape my lips from tasting yours... I just can't seem to get enough of wanting you... "I want to feel you work my body..." As your soft hands start to roam and wonder to places that I'm dying for you to feel... I love to feel those soft wet kisses that I know you can give as your l
Thought Of You Today(written By Terry To Katherine
Just for this moment I just had to let my mind share with your heart... Everything that I feel for you has consumed my very thoughts... So much Romance I feel... So much joy of you makes me smile... Why escape those passions I feel for you... I mean you have my thoughts wondering constantly... To hear a love song play in a day makes me yearn for more of what I long to find in you..."love"... "I can't help but think of you"... To kiss the softness of your lips is a thirst my heart wants you to quench... My hands tremble at the very though of touching you... With my fingers softly running through your hair as you relax against the Warmth of my body heat... A picture of you can speak a thousand words... But to truly gaze at the look of love in your eyes consumes me in every way... That when I close my eyes I'm taken to a dreamy state of bliss... As I look into those dreamy eyes of yours... I can truly see my future, my destiny of love... I mean isn't that what love is
And The Winners Are...
And the winners in my first contest are: 1st Place won the choice of either a 3 Month VIP or 30 Day Blast ★.SAY.★~Fu-Owned By 'Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler' 2nd Place won the choice of either a 1 Month VIP or 7 Day Blast ♫♪Chuggy♪♫~Fu-Slave to ♥ÁÑGÊ£♥ &MP3J@RedDragon♪♫ 3rd Place won a 3 Day Blast $ç()øTëR™-(Loris Hubby){DemonCrew Recruiter}FuOwner of Ashley]{ShadowLeveler} 4th Place is not being given out as no one reached the minimum number of comments. And the special FuBucks prize of $100,000 for the most rates goes to ★.SAY.★~Fu-Owned By 'Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler' Thank you to all that participated. I have learned a lot for furture contests! I also had some fun in being the host. I hope you all had fun also. For 1st and 2nd place please private message (Fu Mail) me with your choices so I can get the appropraite gift to you! As for 3rd place and the most rates prize those will be w
Done With It
Well didnt think i had to say this cause we all adults right , this is an adult site right? So imma just say this and be done with it NO DRAMA, of any kind will be tolerated. If you harass me your blocked simple as that. If you come on my page with your high school shit, your BLOCKED! If you come on my page talking about any one of my friends you are BLOCKED! Any mean and hurtful thing you do will get you ...YUP you guessed it BLOCKED. S o with that said if you think you cannot follow this simple guidelines please be a pal and beat me to the punch and BLOCK ME as long as YOU go away.....Thankyou now HAVE A WONDERFUL MONDAY!!!!!!!
Bling Bling (expired)
Hey, im in another contest to win a Bling Pack. come help me out please? You MUST add the Host Stephanie b4 you comment on me thanks everyone. Click on pic for the Link.
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My Sign...gettin To Know Me
Astrologers broadly agree that the following are common Piscean characteristics: [3] The Pisces person is playful, friendly, hypnotizingly charming, flexible, nurturing, free-spirited, carefree, romantic, happy, sensitive, mystical, enchanting, smart, emotional, reverent, creative, loving, easygoing, fun, shy, spontaneous, sympathetic, compassionate, intuitive, unworldly, wise, open minded, caring, devoted, mysterious, liberal, humorous, innocent, imaginative, understanding, perceptive, tolerant, benevolent, self-sacrificing and artistic They can also sometimes be distracted, detached, illusory, impractical, gullible, neglectful, escapist, lazy, erratic, undependable, aloof, moody, fickle, confused, depressed, irresponsible, distant, goal-less, complicated, a lack of motivation, and have dependency issues. Positive traits of Pisces people are: friendly hypnotizing charm flexible nurturing free-spirited romantic happy sensitive mystical enchanting smart
My Life
MY LIFE IS LIKE A MYSTERY UNTOLD......SOME THINGS I DO AND THE ANSWERS ARE UNKNOWN......WHY DO I DO WHAT I DO ALL I REALLY WANTED WAS TO LIVE LIFE WITH YOU.....BUT HERE I AM ALL ON MY OWN WONDERING WHY I DID WHAT I DID TO MY HOME....FORGET THE WHISPERS AT NIGHT FORGET THE TEARS AND FIGHTS HEAR LAUGHTER FEEL LOVE I'M CLOSING A CHAPTER THAT SHOULD OF SOARED ABOVE...I LOVED MY LIFE I FOUGHT FOR WIFE I DID WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE AND IN THE END EVIL WON....NOW I HEAR SILENCE AND AND FEEL PAIN IN THE AIR.....WE WERE SUPOSED TO CLIMB MOUNTIANS AND THIS ISN'T FAIR.....YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND ME AND YOU TILL THE END OUR WORLDS CRASHED I SLIPPED DOWN INTO THIS PLACE WHERE I NEVER THOUGHT 'D GO NOW WHAT AM I TO DO CAUSE I DON'T KNOW......
New Profile
I made a new profile named "Get Awkward" Rate/Fan/Booze Me. Add if your willing to talk. http://fubar.com/user/1768508
Where I'm At...
Yesterday I had a real bad day but I realized alot of things. The most important thing being that I lack alot of things inside myself that makes me very vulnerable to being hurt. Who is to blame for the hurt? I am. I lack self esteem and confidence. I rely on others to fill my up instead of doing it myself. I have been letting others fill up my bucket that has a hole and it stays full for awhile until all the water leaks out. In order for the bucket to stay full I need to fix the hole not keep pouring more into it. I have no idea if anyone but me understands that. I lack alot of things and i need to change that which means I need to step away from the computer more and fix myself and even find myself again. I keep running when things get scary. Fear consumes me so I think that if I run from everything that scares me, It will solve things. When in fact running is making things worse. I am letting fear of things run my life. I need to face my fears and insecurities and not let them rule
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Funny Church Bulletins!
Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services (Summer, 2007 Release). ---------------------------------------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ---------------------------------------------------------- The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." ----------------------------------------------------------- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King. ---------------------------------------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. ---------------------------------------------------------- The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. -----------------------------------------------
This Girl Rocks
I AM GLAD TO CALL HER MY BEST FRIEND SO GO SHOW HER MY FRIENDS ROCK AND HELP HER LEVEL SHE HAS LESS THEN 50K TO GO WOOHOO LOVE YA GIRL blue_eyes****SeXy LeGs ~ S { Shadow Levelers}@ fubar PIMPED BY LILBABYBI
Comments
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Working For A Living....
so , I thought I might miss work.. ahaha no! I had no idea how much added stress & bullshit that place caused in my life. Since I left my kids are good, me & my husband are getting along, my house is clean & I'm just all around happier :) Welcome to the real world ladies & gentleman. Did people think I was ganna fall apart ? I still have my real friends .... you know the ones who arent afraid to tell me im a bitch if I am. God I love those people!!! I might look for a new job eventually .. this summer though I think I might just get my house all organized & spend time with my kids before they're too old to care anymore if mom's around. AAAH this is the life . to all who thought I'd fall on my face. bite me :)
The Naughty Game
NAUGHTY GAME Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... Mark all dat apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did(hehe) Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's
I Just Felt Like Writing Something
Hello all, I just felt like writing a little something to let you all know that I am still alive. I was thinking about writing some more about my socalled friend that I wrote about in another blog but that is a dead stort and I am no longer going to waiste my time with it. I just want you all to know that I hold no hard feelings against her or her friends and I know that they can't help who they are. I am trying to learn to love those around me even with there flaws because I have enouph flaws of my own. If I have said something to any of you that has made you mad then I am sorry and I will try to change my ways. But I have been the way I am for a while and it is not going to be easy for me to do. So please, guive me the time I need and I will change in time. Life is to short to hate those that Have done you wrong in life for when you die it will follow you into the hereafter. Besides no matter how wronge Christa ever treated me I could never lose the love that I have for her. TRUE
Personality
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have low conscientiousness. Impulsive and off the wall, you don't take life too seriously. Unfortunately, you sometimes end up regretting your snap decisions. Overall, you tend to lack focus, and it's difficult for you to get important things done. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consum
To Everyone On My Friends List
Hey ive got a few of you who I never talk to. If we dont talk soon im gonna delete you off my list. SO TALK OR ELSE FUCK OFF.
Evrclear - Wanderbl
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Bewbies!!!
Here's the deal.. I've been working my butt off trying to rate and bomb for fubucks so that I can save for spotlight. I've been doing pretty well, and I've also had some awesome donations from some awesome people, but I'm still a good way away from getting spotlight. Well, a very good friend of mine told me to offer cleavage salutes for people who donated a certain amount (can't you see that this person is a pervert LOL) so thats what I'm gonna do! Here's what you get: -Send me 25,000 fubucks for a SFW salute with anything you want it to say! -Send me 75,000 for a SFW salute on my skin with anything you want it to say! -Send me 100,000 for a cleavage salute with anything you want it to say! **If you want to send more, please feel free to! Name your price! NO NSFW SALUTES!** I'm also willing to work for fubucks! I will rate or bomb wherever you need me to, for a REASONABLE price. Please, no low-blow offers or you will be ignored. Abby♥Normal@ fubar
Saying Goodbye To All My Friends!!!
It has come the time to say Goodbye....It was nice being here throughout this time...I met a lot of wonderful ppl here... If any would like to keep in touch just send me a messege and ill give u my email.......The reason I am leaving I found what I was looking for......but would like to continue having you all as friends......take care and God Bless!!!!!
The Monday After The Lap Chole (by Pet)
Well it is Monday. Good news I survived. LoL. I am doing much better now. The lower 3 incisions have not bothered me. I think it is because I have very little feeling left after my c-sections. I have not noticed them at all. That worried me at first. If I can't feel them what if I open them up, how long until I noticed. Well in the long run I did not have to worry about it. I have, however, felt the incision in my upper abdomen. It hurt a little but now it itches. I have had a type of burning feeling inside on my right side. Most has just been discomfort, nothing big. the worst problem I have faced is the exhaustion. I seem to tire out a lot more quickly. Today I have started working around the house. I clean a little then sit down a little. I promised I would not do too much. Sometimes that is hard for me to knew, When have I done too much? I usually find the answer when I am hurting or all but passed out. I have been wanting to work out so bad. I feel fat and bloated. At first I
One More To Go
well, just one more chemo treatment to go and then I am off to see the surgeon. I miss all my friends on here and I can't wait till I have the energy to catch up. For now I am off and on here just when I run through to the bathroom or look out the door. Then I am back in bed resting. Everything I do tires me out quickly so I try and rest early in the day so I can be with my kids after school and cook supper before I crash at bed time. My BP was good as was my hemoglobin last Tursday and the dr couldn't even feel the tumor when she examined me. Like I said I have only one more chemo to go then it's off to the surgeon for a lumpectomy and possibly radiation....who knows!?!?! I will keep you updated as I can. For now I think I will take my son out for lunch~! ~~smooches~~
Yes Indeed
i am the proud owner of balls.
Rat-a-thon
HAPPY HOUR RATE-A-THON I FIXED UP A FOLDER WITH 100 PICTURES FOR YOU TO RATE. EVERY PERSON THAT RATES THIS FOLDER WITH 11'S GETS 10K FUBUCKS FROM ME EVERY PERSON THAT RATES THIS FOLDER 10'S WILL RECEIVE A PERSONAL SALUTE OR I CAN MAKE YOUR VERY OWN FUBAR ID HERE ARE SOME OF FUBAR ID'S I'VE JUST MADE FOR MY FU-FRIENDS imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World imikimi - Customize Your World YES YES I KNOW IT DON'T SOUND LIKE MUCH..BUT FOR ME THIS IS ALL I CAN START OUT WITH. FOR THOSE THAT DO RATE ME 11'S YOU MUST PRIVATE MESSAGE ME TO RECEIVE YOUR 10,000 FUBUCKS...DO NOT SHOUT BOX ME PLEASE. CLICK THIS PICTURE TO GET TO THE RATE A THON FOLDER
Scorpio
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I Don't Ask For Much....
RIGHT NOW I AM JUST TRYIG TO VENT. A FEW DAYS AGO I WAS IN SEARCH OF FUBUCKS (WHO ISNT LOL) ANYWAY A FEW PEOPLE CAME TO ME AND OFFERED ME SOME TO RATE EITHER THEIR STASH OR PICS. I THOUGHT WONDERFUL...BOY WAS I WRONG. ONE PERSON AND I WILL NOT NAME NAMES CAUSE IM NOT LIKE THAT ASKED ME TO RATE THEIR STASH WITH 198 IN IT FOR 10K WOOHOO RIGHT NO NOT AT ALL. I DID WHAT WAS ASKED AND SHOUTED AND MAILED THIS PERSON WITH NO RESPONSE! NOW COME ON I USUALLY GO RIGHT TO WHERE I AM ASKED TO GO WITH NO QUESTION OF WHATS IN IT FOR ME! WHEN YOU MAKE A DEAL GO THROUGH WITH IT!!!! THANKS FOR LETTING ME VENT Crystal
Would You Like Me To Read Your Story?
Do you write erotic stories? Would you like to be paid for your stories? I am working up a system where other authors of erotica can be paid if your story is selected to be on a future volume of "Adult Bedtime Stories". Not all stories will be selected of course but the stories that I choose to read for a future CD will be paid a portion of the sales of each CD. So, the more people you tell about your story being on the CD and they buy the more money you earn. So... if you believe you have an erotic story that could make the cut, submit it to me for review and you may hear your story on a future CD and also earn some $$$. http://adultbedtimestories.tripod.com 36d hugs, ms. cleavage
The Stories Have Been Selected
The four stories that will be included in volume one of Adult Bedtime Stories CD have been decided. You can see the titles and their descriptions on page two of my web site. Click the link at the bottom of the first page that shows descriptions of the stories and you will see them. And for all those who have especially requested SATURDAY NIGHT, the decision has been made to include it on volume one. Check out the site here http://adultbedtimestories.tripod.com 36d hugs, ms. cleavage
Just Noticed This, But I Am Sure It's Been Around Awhile
In addition to the choice between bar tab "for me", "by friends" and both, there are now filters - selecting what sorts of content (photos uploaded by friends, say, but not MUMMs commented on, for example, could show up in the bartab.) Much more useful, I think. (And not having been on in awhile, I notice this I am sure many months after everyone else. But still.)
Comment Me
can u comment bomb me? first u need to add http://fubar.com/user/813171 then comment me http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=993784&i=939389242&idx=55 i could use the help.
15k
THIS IS MY SEXY WIFE BUBBLES I NEED 3500 COMMENTS ON THE PIC BELOW SO FOR EVERY 100 NUMBERED COMMENTS YOU LEAVE I'LL GIVE YA 15K IF THE FOLDER IS BLOCKED YOU MUST ADD RATE FAN THE WOMAN BELOW Stephanie Lynn@ fubar THIS IS THE PIC FOR THE COMMENTS THEN COMMENT MY MASTER LOGO BELOW AND LET ME KNOW YOUR DONE THIS PIMP MADE BY MASTER
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Stalker App Evryone Will Be Considered
What? Why??
Where do I go now that I am alone? Who will hold me now that you won't? What am I supposed to do now that my heart is gone? Why does the world feel so cold? Why does it hurt so bad? Why am I holding it in? Why did it all have to go? What matters in life now that you are gone? What am I supposed to care about when all I wanted is gone?
Successful Fashion Show
I don't know if anyone made it out to the show, if not you missed a great show. How many fashion shows have a burnout on stage right from the start? Backstage was just as wild. I swear the only reason the dealership puts this thing on is it is a reason for a party. It did raise some money for the state theater, which is a great peace of local history, and quite nice to see. Today is my day off so no work, but I am getting ready for the upcoming events. Getting the Pub up and running, the website up to date. All the fun stuff for an event as big as Ohio Bike Week. Last year there was over 30,000 bikes here and projected to almost twice as big this year. Check out the website over the next few weeks. www.ohiobikeweek.com
Bound By Love
Two hearts bound by Love One heals, the other grants dreams with the power of her faith Both gain the love of a thousand lifetimes Simply because they want the same thing, each other This they acquire by the strength of their desire May others learn by their example of unconditional Love So they too may know that it truly exist for all who have the courage and faith to try jskins
Wow!!! I Am A Godmother!!
> > Fubar's newest Godmother 'HoakieGirl'(4-27-08) (repost of original by 'Micki"Blue Eyes" {Dirty South Crew}Co-Founder of Friendship Circle' on '2008-04-28 07:24:51')
Shadows And Death
The world is cold and thunderous As one dark day follows the next From high up in the heavens Shadows fell like rain Drenching me in sorrow Drowning me in pain Pulling me deeper and deeper Spinning me faster and faster Into turbulence Everything turned to blackness For my eyes had closed before me As I tried to hide from my sadness But there's nowhere to hide In an empty world Just as hope seemed to have faith There appeared a shelter in the distance That shelter was love That shelter was you In cover from the torment, I felt warmth I turned and saw a glow rising Nothing like anything I had ever seen Spellbound, I was drawn to it Slowly, Give myself to it Everything was still For this new life lay with me now From this light, Beauty grew As my heart stirred, Music lived in my breath It soared from my lips in a song of love Even from the depths of my memory Shadows and death fled Freely I fell Deeper and deeper into this world of bliss Faster and faster
Peace Anyway
You're not promised a hot meal It's just another raw deal Just another rainy day, everyday yeah So you say that you cannot relate No, no its not up for debate You know your bills they cannot wait But you still have time You'll find Peace Anyway You'll find Peace Anyway Just got to look baby, alright Listen So your bright eyes, they don't shine And your watch, it don't keep time Well guess what, neither does mine Neither does mine It just makes you want to cry Just drink it all and say goodnight But giving up don't make it right alright, alright You'll find Peace Anyway You'll find Peace Anyway And well I know that you might get so scared Well, about what you find What it means to you baby when you get there You'll find Peace Anyway You'll find Peace Anyway You'll find Peace Anyway
Thank You!!
thank you baby for leveling me! unbelivable that you are the only one that did it but like always when you say your going to do something you do it! I LOVE YOU TERRY!!!!
For All My Friends Keeping Track
My pre employment scrren came back in record time and I am ready to start my new job at UK hospital on may 12th yeeeehawwwwww of course there were some questions about my drug screen, the urinalisys came back positive for nicotine, caffiene and baby oil ROFL
Bad Girl
I lick my lips in fear and apprehension, knowing I'm in trouble. Not only did I disobey a command, but I also came without permission. This was unacceptable to you. Worse yet, I know you are disappointed in me. I sigh softly and lower my head, ashamed of disappointing you. Suddenly, you clamp a pair of nipple clamps on my nipples at the same time, and tighten them painfully causing me to cry out. Mercifully, you loosen them enough to make them barely tolerable. "You were a bad girl angel; now I have to punish you. I don't enjoy it, but how else will you learn? You do want to be my good girl, don't you angel?" You ask softly and I quickly nod, wanting that more than anything. "Good. Now bend over, try to relax, and just trust me." I do as you say and bend over, trying to relax for you. Closing my eyes, I breathe deeply and my body settles. You gently start kneading my ass, applying a gently pressure against my anus and I moan softly, thinking you mean to give me an enema. You chuc
Bling Giveaway.. Wanna Help?
Hi friends! My hubby & I have joined Stephanie Lynn's Bling Giveaway! It started today April 28 @ 9 am EST and will run for exactly 1 week! What we need... 3500 comments for a Bling Pack in 1 week!! Please help! I know I have helped some of you, could you at the very least.. rate our pictures? Rates count as 1. We would appreciate it sooo much! Below are the links to our giveaways and the link to the wonderful host, Stephanie Lynn! You must Fan, add, rate Stephanie (if you haven't done so before) to help in our giveaways. Thanks so much! My giveaway link.. (**UPDATE**MINE IS DONE!) Dane's giveaway link.. And last but certainly not least.. here is the wonderful host! Show love! Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Thanks in advance for any help! Hope you all have a wonderful week!!
Need Help On A Bike
im looking to get a new bike ive looked at them both the Victory Hammer or the Harley FLSTN Softail Deluxe. Both are good Victory is just a little more american then Harley this is just to think on what every one thanking please let me know thanks
Men's Answer To Maxine
Of course I do not go along with these ;) Well most of them anyway! LOL MAX How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------
Joke
Bullshit and Brilliance A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch. The old poodle thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew!" says the leopard, "That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!" Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a
The Sensual Touch Of My Fu Wife Ashley
I lay in bed and feel the unassuming soft touch of your delicate hand as it carresses my back up to my neck. I feel you move ever closer to me as if it were possible to get closer. You lean in and softly kiss my ear lobe pushing your tongue inside. You back off and I feel the soft breeze flow from your gorgeous lips. It that point I am wide awake. The fire burning with in me is raging and only you can quench it. I roll over to face you and I look in your eyes and I see love and adoration, along with a little bit of spirit. You ask me not to move. I stay still. You lay me on my back and you pull the blankets and sheets off. You start at my lips kissing me softly, never being agressive. I let you do everything you wish to do to me. I feel your mouth and tongue glide like a feather from my lips to my down my neck. You kiss and suck my neck gently. You react to my shallow breathing. It drives you on, because you know you are pleasing me. You slide down a little bit further andI feel your k
What A Little Sleep Will Do?
Having not slept in 3 nights, gave my friend the dream stalker a chance to plan he next visit. I dream of stalkers a lot. I have been stalk and love every second of it. Being watched. Hell being hunted. Tracked like an animal in the urban jungle. Yeah yeah sounds dramatic. Truth is it is dramatic, but I have never had a dream stalk this intense. He is fucking doing everything right. I'm his pry and its "Tara" hunting season. To the dream; Its a normal day I dress in my skirt, lot shorter then the school allows, and my top, ooops a lot tighter then it is suppose to be. Knee high socks, hair in a pony tail with hair ribbons (something on my body has to be tied up at all times), and off to school I go. I jump in my Jeep and tare out of the drive way, stopping only to pick up the little 6 year old girl next door. I take her to school almost every morning. Someone has to take my place as Queen of the school, and she is doing a great job. MMMMM she's not riding with me
Fubling
need comments for fubling any comment would be apreciated. Just click on picture to go to link Thanks
A Walk In The Woods
Love
I got girl friend she is so nice i care about her alot!!! I enjoy talk to her and spending all the time i can with her!!! Plus i been talk with with for about a months she is alot differnce anyone i have ever been with in my life!!! She works and plus we are talk about me going to see her and she will come see me too!!! I love you Jane
Brox Back Together Again
After a drought of a month and a couple weeks. Brox is finally back together. Brox (Bri and Rox) I left my girlfriend to come to Tennessee because my mom met a man and he has a grandson (13 yo) and they can't take care of him. My mom is in her 50's and her boyfriend is in his 60's so as we all know they're in their "prime" for "RETIREMENT" they dont have the patients to deal with a young adhd child. So they called me up and asked if I'd come down and help raise him. It was either I could come down and help or he'd end up in foster care. I was in foster care when I was a child. It fucked me up in more ways than you know. So of course I came down. I had a plan to get Rox here as soon as I got a place of my own. However things went crazy and our 5 year relationship was on the brink of disaster. It got to the point where I had to make somthing happen. So I did. I asked for the company truck and once I got my paycheck I was out the door and on my way to get her. I drove up to Maine Only sto
Update
OK- The police were able to id the thieves from the surveillance videos at the stores where the idiots used my son's ATM card. They said that us reporting it was what broke the case. It seems they had never gotten an ATM card before and most people hadn't bothered reporting the small thefts thinking there was nothing they could do about it. There were 3 of them. Two brothers and a friend. At least 2 had prior records. When they went to arrest them they found all kinds of stuff. I-pods and phones and stereos etc. They even tried to run and one of them was tazed. OMG I wish I could have seen that. Apparently all 3 are in jail right now. My son is even getting his phone back as soon as they get the paperwork all done proving it is his. Really funny thing is that when my son went down to the police station last week they had him look at pics of them to see if he knew them. They took stills from the video and matched them up to myspace. Those were the pics that they used to
Bombing Help Needed 4/28
Blue Eyes needs 35,000 Comments for a 3 month vip + other stuff. VodkaGurl is in a VIP Contest (1 month), need 10,000 comments, so if you get time or are bored, please help if you can. TY! Time limit 3 wks from upload date F@llenAng3l is in a VIP Contest (1 month), need 10,000 comments, so if you get time or are bored, please help if you can. TY! Time limit 8 wks from upload date
A Good Joke
Contest Details (amended)
I have decided to give runner up prizes to the second and third places yay!!! The person who is the first to reach 50,000 comments will win happy hour and when this is reached the competion will be closed (or the closest time that I am online, a girl has to sleep lol). Seond prize will be 500,000 fubucks. Third prize will be 350,000 fubucks if they have reached over 25,000 comments or 250,000 fubucks if below 25,000. The max END DATE for the contest is still Friday 30th May 2008 @ 12:30pm Fubar time! tra71 (W.I.S.E UK Friend, UK Leveller & Rising Stars)@ fubar
You Are All Special
I would like to say a very big THANK YOU to all of the special people who helped me to level up last night...you guys are AWESOME and so very generous with your time to get me to Henchman.....and this goes out to you all..... A VERY BIG SHOUT to both Mistress of Wolves and Wiz who both conspired to help me.....Love you guys THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...OH AND I LOVE YOU ALL
My Sons Surgery. Please Read.
For those of you who know me, you know my son has had two surgeries in the past year. Well, tomorrow [Tuesday, April 29th] he will have the biggest surgery of them all. He was born with cleft lip & palate. His lip is currently fixed; however, his palate needs a ton of work. This is one of four surgeries for his palate. We will be in the hospital overnight, and he will be recovering for about ten days. I will NOT be on a whole lot. And, not at all Tuesday and Wednesday. Please keep him in your thoughts and prayers. ♥ Before his lip was ever fixed: Hospital the morning of surgery: 7 hours after surgery: After his lip was fixed for the second time: This surgery has me scared to death. Please keep him in your thoughts. If you have my number, like a few of you do, youre more than welcome to call. I will have my phone on me the entire time. As well as AIM. I forward me im’s to there. So, if you’d like my AIM name, please just ask. :] Thanks so much!
Wow
you know who you real friend are I will have a post of ppl that blockme cuz the be telling lies
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Workouts For The Over 50's
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer. After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb. potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
Here Is One Of Those Sites.
www.camgirlplus.com-----> this is where I normally hang out. I cam here on the weekends. :)
A Very Easy Quiz...hehe
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal? 7) What was King George VI's first name? 8) What color is a purple finch? 9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. Check your answers below . ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years 2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador 3) >From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November 5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur 6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are nam
Marriage Sharing
The sharing of marriage... The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking
The Eagle Has Landed!
Making the last few trips to the new house today! Hope to hear from yall, I should be in and out of fubar periodically today. I miss all my gr8 friends here and u know who u are! I will see yall on the flipside and hey if I haven't heard from u in awhile drop some love here and i will give u a shout later!
Leveling Help Needed 4/28
Please Help these Members Level! Big Sexy needs 13,050 to Level Wolfman Needs 20,850 to Level
Rahu Ketu
rahu ketu No planet is entirely bad who so ever it is on the subject of life and its effects on to life, in fact its time or time period which make one good or bad as per the respective mode or association their in, so is the case for Ketu. Ketu and mars belongs to same category while to inflict in life with a difference of pace, mars is super fast to interact with where as Ketu has its own pace and game plane for life. If Rahu or Ketu placed in zodiac at Kendra may be taken as 4th, 7th, or 10th house happily including very first and links the lord of trine houses in any of its mode then they inflict extremely fine result or out come in their reflective period in life, as it form a kind of raj yoga, very auspicious all the way. Much other yoga also has the similar impact on life through Rahu & Ketu. One can expect any thing good as inflicted by the benefic planets by Rahu and Ketu n their transit but based in their zodiac status and forming yoga’s their. May god bl
Lounges
easyriderbullyabc Thats right I posted a bully lol cum see the nsfw fun in these lounges (repost of original by 'Dj Psycho Killer Klown' on '2008-05-03 18:40:20')
Updates For Monday 4/28
Good Morning Everyone! Profile of the Week: MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~He needs 2,195,195 points to GodFather!! We also have two unofficial giveaways going on at the moment. DJ Yummy needs 10K in comments for a 1 Month VIP or Blast and Ashley needs 3,500 comments in one week for a Bling Pack Since round 2 of the Battle of the Sexes has not started yet please help them out with some comments as much as possible! This is an unofficial giveaway so you are not obligated to help, but it would be nice. If you have any questions feel free to ask myself, Lori, or Scooter for help!
Defualt Rated A 4
From the comments on his profile that seems to be his number of choice. He's a zero in my book. blazer08@ fubar
Is Technology Ruining Children?
Technology is moulding a generation of children unable to think for themselves or empathise with others, says the leading brain scientist Susan Greenfield. Is it time to switch off? John Cornwell Susan Greenfield’s lower lip pouts as if to blow a raspberry. Then, in soothsaying mode, the solemn utterance: “The global cyber world promises a more reassuring, safer option than the messy world of in-your-face three-dimensional life. But the IT technologies are already blurring the cyber world and reality.” The hooded eyes readjust from Delphic oracle to larky chick as she flashes a face-splitting grin. “There are people,” she chortles, “who can’t believe, eh! that the planes crashing into the twin towers were actually real, eh!” The punctuating “eh!” prompts you to agree. Professor Greenfield, promoter extraordinaire of science, has written a book that makes routine auguries – global warming, economic downturns – look like mere gloomy hand-wringing. A specialist in brain degeneratio
The Bounce(gaps In Time)
THE BOUNCE Some things it is best not to understand. I never thought I’d hear myself say those words. After all, I’m a scientist. Ha! That’s a laugh. Perhaps I should say, WAS a scientist. But no more … ‘The principle is simple,’ my colleague said as he surveyed the apparatus in the laboratory. It was a valid experiment, of sorts. It is known that tens of thousands of people disappear each year without trace, and he had a simple hypothesis for it: ‘Time is measured, and seeing it is measured, it is broken up into units. Now, is this simply a man made concept, or does time, indeed, have gaps between its units? I think the latter, and if so, can we disappear – bounce, as it were – out of our time and into a parallel universe running alongside this one, but occupying our space?’ He discovered a means of attempting to find out in the mysterious world of particle physics, where energy seems to exist in ‘packets’, or quanta, hence the term ‘quantum’. And as he set the machine in
Your Love Shines Through.
You are beautiful within You are beautiful without There's no reason for your mind to Be consumed by senseless doubt. There are times we will remember There are nights we won't forget If we value every moment We will never feel regret. You have wisdom of exemption You are gentle like a child You will always be protected You will never lose your smile. There are friend who will remain Within our thoughts throughout our lives There are ties that can't be broken There are bonds that cannot die. And everything you do Your love shines through
Level Up
i need help to level up a little over 800 to go can you help
Happy 39th Bday My Brother..rip
I JUST HAVE YOU ON MY MIND ON YOUR BIRTHDAY MORE THIS YEAR THAN I HAVE IN THE LAST 10 THAT U HAVE BEEN GONE..... YOU DESERVE TO HAVE A PARTY ON EVERY BIRTHDAY.....I KNOW NOW THAT BUSTER IS WITH YOU YALL WILL GET THAT ACCOMPLISHED.... AUSTIN REMINDS ME A LOT OF YOU...I JUST WISH YOU WAS HERE TO TEACH HIM HOW TO HUNT BEINGS JAMES IS BASICALLY ONLY IN HIS LIFE TWICE A YEAR IF IT IS CONVNENT FOR HIM... I THINK YOU WOULD REALLY LIKE WHO I AM WITH...WE MET AT FRESHWATER....THAT REMINDS ME OF WHEN I WOULD HAVE PEOPLE OVER AND YOU WOULD FREAK THEM OUT WITH UR EYELINER ON..... I AM JUST BEING SELFISH STILL....I MISS YOU LIKE CRAZY MY BROTHER.....EVEN THOUGH I HAVE ROBBIE, MICAH, AND DAVID...I REALLY DONT FEEL LIKE I HAVE ANY....WE WERE THE CLOSEST AND YOU WOULD FIND TIME FOR ME NO MATTER WHAT....YOU AND TAMI HELPED ME A LOT AND TAUGHT ME A LOT..LOL..GOOD AND BAD I KNOW THIS IS SELFISH BUT I MISS YOU MORE EVERY YEAR!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BROTHER!!! I MISS YOU!!!
Untitled
Your messages make me smile Every time I get a message my heart beats faster I watch my phone every day hoping The sound of your voice sends chills down my spine Send shock waves through my body Flipping a switching, leaving it on I dream of you, of the time we will be together Wishing, hoping it will come true Your arms around me, holding me tight Falling harder and harder Hoping your doing the same I love you, hoping you do the same
Moving Up And Out!
So my last blog entry was rickety at best considering I was using that voice recognition program to write it, so please excuse my errors. Yesterday I got two leads on places to move into. One was the hotel I originally wanted to move into. I called them back and asked them if they were going to have any rooms become available soon and the owner said possibly a few on Friday, so that’s good but I am starting to think that place isn’t the wisest choice after all. It would cost 170 a week to stay there as well as 300 dollars of a deposit for both of my animals, but the good news is that I’ve ALWAYS wanted to live out of hotel. I think it would be so awesome to have maid service and not have to worry about moving any of my real shit over there since it’s already furnished. The other apartment is still in this area but a little out of the way down towards the poor area which I am not exactly keen about however it is two bedroom and affordable. No pet fees or anything, and I am

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