AN HOUR TO MASTURBATE
4.2
Active contest:
• #72 in Experimental Rock
Best ranking:
• #70 of 259 in Experimental Rock on 14May2008
Track Of Day: 14May2008
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Band: STEVE LIEBERMAN
Genre: Experimental Rock (Real Crapola)
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Signature Review
whisky fueled madness.
Vocals-They're funny which you intended ye? It sounds like a parody on Irish folk, fusing it with trace elements of Death From Above 1979. Its really mumbled, like you're undrneath a barstool in a pool of piss and blood, the only bit I can here is "it took me an hour to masturbate", but thats an instant classic.
Instruments- Couldn't quite work it out. You've got a bassist (who incidentally is really good and plays technical stuff), but your guitarist (if he is) sounds like another bassist playing with some plugin?
When the song started I thought it was going to be really dirty rave/world fusion, but it ended up just being plain dirty, in every way and I like it.
There's something honest about the clumsy vocals, the scrambled call and response impro sections that make this untouchable. This would be a great live song. The components of this song would not work well together in most other songs (the bluesy bass, the distorted monotone guitar ramble, the whacky whistle and the mumbling) but here they fall into place to form a live texture. I don't think the recording does it justice, but by the sound of it this song is a live song. well done, love it for its charming honesty and its ornery tone.
Reviewed by: OpenFarmSunday from Thetford/Stoke Ferry, Norfolk, United Ki...
Crazy Person Music
What is this stuff? Am I going crazy? Power flute? Am I the first to have discovered the power flute Genre? Sounds like: "Zanfier" meets "System of a Down" by the "Beastie Boys" - all low fi?
My uncle who is sitting next to me disagrees. He suggests your music was much better than my review. "It was great. I'd like to hear that song again".
- later:
This stuff is crazy. But its Dope. We need to hear more songs by this artist to see if he is a "one hit", "uncataggorizable" or a new "power phenomenon".
What are you singing about? "Baking an Egg?" :-) Far out.
Brilliant. Top marks for the new Genre.
Seriously, just keep polishing. Get your fi up so we can hear the words and arrangement more clearly...? !
Or just go nuts... :-)
There is no "extra credit" "Power Flute" so I gave you "extra credit" for "female vocals".
Don't mind the "Song most suited to an elevator" category, because you definitely didn't fit into any of the other available "special GarageBand.com award" categories.
Reviewed by: sprrwfrnht from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Reviews
Hard Rock Jethro Tull
Party Jam
Oddly Odd
weird but...
Reachin...
Hairy Bunghole
retro vibe ...
Fun beat
Great work
not very good production
oh this flute
Unique sound, needs a little polish
Trippy-Strange
This song sure is FUN!
whisky fueled madness.
Club song
punk with flutes
Swat the hummingbirds
Hippie Eccentricity
7 & 8, Every body ...
Impressive
egg
orginal
pretty experimental
Weird.
OH no... it's steve lieberman
The craziest man
Danny Elfman and Yes
Crazy Person Music
Men at Work meets the Culture Club
Put the Headphones On
Date Created WHO GIVES A CRAP
Lyrics "they drugged me all up gotta leave it to fate it takes me an hour to masturbate used to rub 'em out 6, 7 and 8 now an hour to mas--tur--bate"
Status 1st Round
Rank Active contest: #72 of 201 in Experimental Rock
All-time: #578 of 2,878 in Experimental Rock
Best #70 of 259 on 14May2008
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Awards! Track of the Day on 14May2008 in Experimental Rock
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Best Bass in Experimental Rock, week of 5May2008
Best Bass in Experimental Rock, week of 12May2008
Most Original overall, week of 19May2008
Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 5May2008
Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 12May2008
Most Original in Experimental Rock, week of 19May2008
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