Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Yo mamma's so fat they could hold the olympics on her left butt cheek.
Yo mamma's so fat she jumped into the lake and the lake replied "I'll wait my turn."
Yo mamma's so fat she filled the bath, got in and all the water poured out.
Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.
Your Momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air
Yo mamma's so fat when she wore a red shirt all the kids yelled hey kool-aid
Yo mamma's so fat that when she sits around the house she sits around the house.
Yo mamma's so fat that when she steps on a scale it keeps going and going and going...........and going
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past by TV I missed three episodes
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says I want you weight not your phone number
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she had sex it was at a crispy creme dount shop.
Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings
Yo Momma's so poor she tried soul food
Yo Momma's so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"!
Yo Momma's is so poor that your tits are real
Yo momma's so stupid,
she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo momma's so stupid,
she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo momma's so stupid,
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.
Yo momma's so stupid,
when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo momma's so stupid,
when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she asked you what the number for 911 was.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.
Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
If you have any i forgot please write them in the comments!
