Fubar Blogs 2

Things On My Mind
WHY DO PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE THINGS THEY ARE NOT|? I AM NOT PERFECT. I HAVE 4 KIDS AND AM DIVORCED. I DRINK ON WEEKENDS. I HAVE BAD HABITS. I AM A CHERRY TAP ADDICT. I LOVE TO SIT AND DO GRAPHICS. IM NOT PERFECT. BUT I DO HAVE A HEART AND IT DOES BREAK AND IT CAN LOVE. I HAVE RECENTLY HAD SOMEONE THAT HAS CAME INTO MY LIFE THAT MEANS ALOT TO ME. HES A GREAT PERSON. HE CARES ABOUT MY FEELINGS AND WHAT IM THINKING AND VALUES MY OPINION ON EVERYTHING HE DOES. I APPRECIATE THAT. I DONT THINK HE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH I DO APPRECIATE THAT BUT I DO. ANYWAY.... ON WITH MY VENTING. WHY DO I HAVE TO MEET GUYS WHO ONLY WANT A PIECE OF ASS? IS THAT ALL IM GOOD FOR? IT VERY WELL MAY BE. BUT I SIT HERE AT 32 AND WONDER? WILL I EVER HAVE A MAN TO CALL MY SOULMATE. MY BETTER HALF. THE ONE THAT MAKES ME WHOLE AGAIN... BACK IN THE DAY I WAS A DJ AT A NIGHTCLUB. I GOT OUT OF HAND. I WASNT A WHORE BUT I HAD MY SHARE OF ONE NIGHTERS. IT WAS FUN AT THE TIME I THOUGHT. BUT NOW I SIT HERE AND THINK. ALL THE

Things I Think
It's beena while since I have writen anything and maybe for good reason. For the most part I just want to say that if your friends with someone longer than a month or so, then you shouldn't belive the first thing that someone has said that friend said. I mean really, would it be too much to ask to have someone come out and say, "Hey so and so said that you were talking about me behind my back, is it true?" But no, instead of that we get nothing, silence, the cold shoulder, etc. Although this is a good way to see who is true and who isn't, who is honest and who is just picking you for the flavor of the month, it's still just cruel. Me personaly...I don't give a shit. If you want to go beliving every dick/pussy that comes your way thats just sad. You loose a lot of good friends that way. That's all for now, Oh and your all fierd, cats rule! LOL Guess what number Im thinking of right now! LOL I have desided I will no longer be talking...at all (with the exception of work a

Things Are Lost...but Then Found
Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today? When you feel a change.... And it IS soo strong... But all you do.....is cast it down...and flush it GONE You wish it wasn't lost....You wish it wasn't GONE It would have made you SOMEONE strong... With or without..... YOU want to know.... If you can see the light.... YOU just don't know... Just DON'T give up.... YOU will pull through strong.... Just keep on going....and you will find it was wrong There is nothing that you can do.... But to leave it ALONE... THEN When you get to the END....you'll find that you are not alone

Thinkin Abt Meetin True Luv
What can I do when lonliness stikes deep in my heart 'cause we're always apart?How can I cope when I lose all hope, 'cause life is not fair when I can't be there in your arms? This affair is so wrong,I feel so torn to do the right thing but I'm frightened of a life without you.The love you inspire has taken me higher than I've ever been.Do you feel the same,or am I insane? It's worth all the pain when you hold me so close and love me so well.Am I going to hell for love?In a world fill of wars and hate,can love be a sin 'cause I wear someone else's ring?I have to believe your path crossed mine for a reason,a love to last all seasons.You've given me love without sorrow,you've brightened all my tomorrow's and how can that be wrong? I walk around the streets so blue Just to see the sight of you A breath of you Keeps my moments very true I wish I could keep you here But my emotion with you is only Fear If the girl that stole your heart would just disappear I would show

Things I Like?
WHAT IS THE ESSENCE OF BEAUTY?~ IT IS A TREASURE NOT MADE OF EXTERNAL FINERY,SILVER MASKS OR GLITTERING ARMOR~BUT OF GOLDEN SUBSTANCE BORN WITHIN~&LIKE TRUTH,BEAUTY IS THE COMPANION OF THE SOUL~IT MOVES IN CURVES,SPEAKS IN SILENCE AND REFLECTS A LIGHT ONLY SEEN BY THE HEART & BEAUTY IS AS ELEGANT AS SIMPLICITY,AS WARM AS ECSTACY AND AS CONSTANT AS GODS OUTSTRETCHED HAND~UNTAINTED BY TIME,BEAUTY DEEPENS OUR HUES AND SOFTENS OUR EDGES ~BEAUTY IS ETERNITY'S VISION;AN AIR OF LIGHTNESS WHEN WORLD LAY HEAVY;A QUIET GESTURE IN THE TIME OF NEED~BEAUTY BREATHSLIFE INTO EVERY PASSIONATE HEART~IT IS THAT WHICH OUR SOULS CAN NEVER LIVE WITHOUT.....

Think About It
Well this is just some questions i have to ask..... O r should i say propose to make you go Hmmmmmm. Well um does anybody really knows what it means to be happy? Do You really need anyone else to be happy? Or can you be happy alone? What is happiness? does it really exist? Why is it that when you think you are happy you really arent? And when you think your not and want more you really are happy. So whats up with that? Is happiness material things? Money? Or is it that all happiness really consists of it lookin into the eyes of the one you love, or the one who loves you? But see it really isnt that simple ....I mean what is Love after all? Is it the way he or she holds you? Is it the way they cater to you? Is it the way she SUC^s and FUC^s you? Or is it the feeling you get when he or she looks deep into your eyes and all you can do is shake as a chill shoots down your spine???? Does anybody really know the answer to these questions? And if you do i ask you one thing.....

Thinkin Of You!
I know its past tense Its been a minute since We were a couple And, walking and holding hands Kisses and I love yous Doing what lovers do Baby But baby that was then Cause now we don't Talk no more You gotta a new gurl And, it shouldn't bother me But boyits driving me, crazy And everybody says Guhl why don't you just leave it alone But I don't think I can [Chorus] I sit up all night Thinkin' bout ya And know it ain't right, baby But I don't I don't think, don't think that I That I can let go (Don't think I can let you know) I'm holdin' on to hope I know its a foolish thought Think that someday he might come back Wish on it all the time Knowin' it never may happen But see I'm not a fool Cause no we don't Talk no more You gotta new gurl But, I'm gonna keep it safe I've got the patience That some lack... But everybody says Guhl why don't you just leave it alone But I don't think I can [Chorus] I sit up all night Thinkin' bout ya And know it a

Thinking About ???
How can the last time we were together really be the last? It was too quick.. I didn’t know it was the last time. I was too rushed to be the last time. I didn’t have time to savor every inch of you… it just can’t be the last time…. I want you so badly I can taste you on my lips. Speak my name and I’ll come running, enslaved by your power, but you don’t even see how I want you, need you, love you. All I am is a good lay to you. Oh how I long for you to tell me you want me, like you want her. What do I have to do to make you want me like you want her? Should I fuck all your friends like she does and lie to you tell you I’m out with girlfriends. Call you an asshole and bitch about you on myspace. Tell all my friends that you suck and I hate you. Will that make you want me? I hate that I can’t have you the way I want you and I hate that you have made me so weak. Like a fool I sit here hoping that you will call again…. And if you do I know it will just be for se

Things To Know About Sex !
Men: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth). 3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. +Some stuff about the ladies+ ------------------------------ 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say the

Thinking...
Well looks like I am the fool again. I thought we had a deal, if there was someone else we were interested in we'd tell the other person. Well I guess I missed it. I hope it works for you, and I also hope that we can still talk and be friends. You're never alone, I'm always near, When your troubled, down or blue. All you have to do is call me, I'm always here for you. It doesn't matter where I'm at, It doesn't matter when. When you need someone to talk to, I'm here to be your friend. If you need someone to hold your hand, or a hug to say I care. If you need a shoulder to cry on, for you I will be there. So never think you are a burden, when the weight gets to be to much. You might find if look hard enough, a good friend could be the right touch. You're never alone, I'm always here, through the good times and the bad. I'm always here to be your friend, I don't like to see you sad

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm
Create Your Own I have been thinking this for awhile..and i know alot of you are vip's but i think it kind of sucks with everyone being a vip...i mean EVERYONE on here is a vip...and its just gotten really comercial on here...lol..I am working my way up the old fashion way, earning it....rating profiles and pictures...blah blah blah...Its just everyone is a VIP...whats the point anymore...lol....I like NOT being a VIP......lol...just some buzzed ramblings....

Thinking About Dancing
Hey where are all my Massachusetts BBWS? I had posted earlier in my blog about wanting to take Dance lessons. Well I would love to go to dance class with another BBW or even see about getting an all BBW dance class together. So hit me up if you live in Massachusetts close enough to travel to Boston for the class. Who says Big Girls Shouldn't Dance!!! Hugs, ~Nadya~ So have you ever thought about taking dance classes? I use to take jazz classes when I was younger but, being the only Big girl in the class didn't make it easy. Also when you have a teach interested more in what she looked like in the mirror then her students made a big difference for me to. Anyways lately I have been thinking about going back and taking classes not only to learn something fun but, for a good source of exercise. Anyone got any suggestions about what a fun class to take is? Hugs, ~Nadya~

Things A Girl Wants ....like Me !!!
1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly are you remembering this? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends keep reading 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved Are you thinking about someone? 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!*** 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! 20-u need to show her you mean it too 21-kiss her on the lips 22-dont ask her to buy you stuff. you buy her stuff 23-tell her what feels good 24-make her feel loved 25-buy her stuff. small thing

Thinkin' Fast!
what if what if what if Body: Everybody wonders "what if" once in a while. Just hit "reply to poster" and fill it out about the person that posted this. Don't forget to be honest cuz no one sees this but me(but who really can be honest)! what would you do IF... I died: I kissed you: I fell: I lived next door to you: I showed up at ur house unexpectedly: I stole something: I was murdered: I cried: I asked you to marry me: I was hospitalized: ::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:: Personality: Eyes: Hair: Family: Smile: ::WOULD YOU:: Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Keep a secret if i told you one? Hold my hand? Study with me? Cook for me? Love me? Date me? Have sex with me? ::HAVE YOU EVER:: Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Thought I was unbearably annoying? Hated me? Wanted to tell me someting but didn't? Wondered about m

Things I've Learned From A Third World Country
you learn things in iraq. some surprise you, some don't. here's some of mine: -when someone blows up a dam, there's a water shortage. this effects everyone. -you can buy anything with american money. and it doesn't matter how much you use. hand a kid a dollar and ask for grapes. you won't be hungry for grapes. -the locals believe clothing their children is optional. which is understandable. the kids don't seem to mind and hey, full body tan. -you tend to take things for granted. like toilets. at least my portajon is close to my room. -mortars can land anywhere. due to man made launchers and the law of gravity. -direct gunfire isn't as scary as one would think. turns out bad guys see very poorly in the dark, and usually don't aim anyway. -the need to run is over rated. honestly. i'm fat on the inside. -they say the army is more efficient that private contractors. i say we're just cheaper to pay. -pre-mob training is useless. even if the instructors know what t

Think You Know !
BELIEVE NOTHING, NO MATTER WHERE YOU HEAR IT OR WHO HAS SAID IT, NOT EVEN IF I HAVE SAID IT, UNLESS IT AGREES WITH YOUR OWN REASON AND YOUR OWN COMMON SENSE. Some day, in years to come, you will be wrestling with the great temptation, or trembling under the great sorrow of your life. But the real struggle is here, now, in these quiet weeks. Now it is being decided whether, in the day of your supreme sorrow or temptation, you shall miserably fail or gloriously conquer. Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. No one knows what the other goes through! No one knows what is behind our sad eyes, or broken smiles. No one knows the thoughts that plague our minds, and trample our fragile souls. No one knows me well enough to see beyond my flesh! They cant see my shattered mind, or my broken heart! They cant read my mental resume, or see how life has taken me so far from where I have been. How bewildering! to think that no one knows how

Thinkin Of Him;)
well i was just sitting here thinking of josh;) i miss him sooooo bad....but hopefully ill see him again soon...do u kno how it feels when ur in somones arms and it just feels like u r the only two people in the world and you wouldnt rather be any place?? thats how i feel when im with josh...he makes me feel sooo special...and i love him..i havnt loved ANYONE like this before...hes soooo diff and i couldnt ask for anything better in my life right now...well other than being able to see him more lol....i do truly love him and hope that nothin bad ever happenes with us..i kno ive loved guys, well at least i thought i did..but i sit here and think back to all the past relationships and how they were...and its just like "how tha heck did i even LIKE them..." with josh gosh i dnt kno i just love him soooo much... to all u guys out there that want a good relationship...i think if u just make the gurl feel like shes the only thing that matters to you..u will probley have a really good relati

Things I Like
I love walking in the rain the smell of fresh flowers, the cool night air, my friends, making people smile and laugh, helping others when i can,spanking a willing butt of a male yes call me kinky cause i am and i love it and they do also after wards lol it shows them i am woman hear me roar i am the boss just a few for now

Things That Inspire, Impress, And/or Otherwise Move Me
This was borrowed from a friend's blog, but it makes good sense, so I thought I'd pass it along... If a man wants you, NOTHING can keep him AWAY. If he doesn't want you, NOTHING can make him STAY. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition or spirit to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. Slower is better. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then HELL NO, you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them

Things To Think About
F.Y.I. you need to tell your spirit guide that they can read your brain whenever they want, or they won’t know what you are thinking. Close your eye's and picture god, jesus, Buddha whoever you believe is god. Picture them sending you white light all around you. Feel the love from them. This may take a moment, I like to picture jesus hugging god and them sending me the white light but i do this until i feel the energy from the white light. Now picture yourself in a field full of tall green grass the sun is beating on your face the wind is blowing on you, look down and see that you are wearing all white, and you see a path of white stone. You follow the path feeling the sun on your skin and the wind blowing. In the distance you see a white gazebo, it seems out of place but at the same time you feel like it should be there. You approach the gazebo and see three steps going up to it. You don't go up the steps but look into the gazebo, and out of the shadows you see a person. This per

Things That Make You Think.
Sally jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?" The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it." Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more? Where were you, God, when my son needed you?" The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university." Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good-bye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

Things That Irck Me
Why is it everyone on my list cant take the time to rate even one pic.... is it becasue i dotn have tits? i doubt that. since 99% of the people on my list are females... is it casue i dont have a pic of my dick hanging out? i doubt that since all the women ive seen post shit. complain about that... so im left to one theroy.... that u all don't give a shit... and aren't fake in the sense that its nto ur pics on ur page... ur fake in the terms of what it means to be a friend......ever wonder how some people go to the bar or club and seemingly everyone talks to them...yet very few cept the guys that have not got laid since reagen was the pres come up to u.... maybe just maybe its casue they know that as soon as u get what u want from them ur gonna walk away and never talk to them again..... and gurls since most on my list are gurls.. is that not the saem fuckin thing u think all guys want? a piece of ass... cept its not ass u wanted form me it was points so..... im sorry if u dont aggree.

19 Things To Do In The Bathroom Stall
19 Things to Do in the Bathroom Stall 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?" 2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that." 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise 4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before." 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!" 6. Say "Darn, this water is cold." 7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly. 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?" 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus." 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy !!" 11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neigh

Things I Love!
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And every now and then,they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do...with the crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls." "Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to

Thinking
OK YALL SHE IS COOL GO TALK CHAT AND IF YA GET HER NAKED I WANT PICTURES HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NAH YALL BE GOOD AND WELCOME MY NEIGHBOR GET UP LEVELED UP LATERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ~Kayla Marie~ i like to thank u all for my presents thanks for the all the love here ok now all the women get naked for me and get drunk im half way there ok not naked my sis in law is about to show up hahhhhhhaha lets see them naked pics hahhaaaha ok im in a sexy cowboy hat contest come vote for me please

Thinking Bout Him
Help Fight Child Abuse !!!!! my name is Chris I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I cant do a wrong I cant speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks arent home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Chariles bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes Im so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door Hes already locked i

6 Things
1. Anything that happens I have an ICP or Twiztid song to go with it. Someone will say fuck that and I bust out fuck that bitch suck that I was born with a wang but I never had a nutsack. My friends really yell at me for it. 2. I sing and dance while I clean my kids even think I am a dork. 3. I call a drink pop instead of soda. 4. We get in holloween makeup just to go to the bar. 5. I carry my pillow all around the house and play with the pillow case. 6. Your mom MUAH

Things About Me...
Your Personality Is Like Heroin You're capable of the highest highs and the lowest lows. Addicted to feeling good, you'll do almost anything to avoid pain. People seek you out, even though you can be quite moody. They're hooked on you! What Drug Is Your Personality Like? Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp What You Call Him: Big Daddy Why You Love Him: He takes you to Disneyland Who's Your Daddy? According to experts, I am : 69% NaughtyTake the Naughty Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com

Thing You Can Learn About Me
Four things you might not know about me - then it's your turn. A. Four jobs I have had in my life: 1. being a mother 2. worked at Goody's 3. sewing machine operator 4. taxi driver B. Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Mary Poppins 2. White Christmas 3. all my pld Jimmy Stewart movies 4. The Robe C. Four places I have lived: 1.Georgia Born there 2. Glakes, Ill then Annapolis, Maryland 3. Rhode Island 4. Texas D. Four TV shows I love to watch: 1.CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.Bones 3.don't really watch much Tv 4 E. Four places I have been on vacation: 1.Neveda 2.Stone Mountain, Ga 3.New York 4.Mexico F. Four Web sites I visit daily: 1. Yahoo.com mail box 2. msn.com mail box 3. Lost Cherry 4. United Kingdom web pages G. Four of my favorite foods 1. coffee black and lots of it 2. pizza 3. vegetables 4. sweets H. Four places I'd rather be right now: 1. On vacation 2. In Engl

Things Ive Learned....
http://www.arrangeonline.com/Obituary/obituary.asp?ObituaryID=69646149 She was such an amazing person...Even through her struggles,she still managed to not let anything stop her...She will be greatly missed by all family and friends who loved her.. I've learned. . . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned. . . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned. . . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I've learned. . . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned. . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned. . . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned. . . that you can keep going long after you can't. I've le

Things Thake Ya Go Hmmmm
have ya ever wondered why sometimes people just assume things about ya before they know ya..I think its funny when they do,its so much fun to prove people wrong on their assumtions,but ive been called evil before--lol Ok ya'll I been commenting and rateing you guys,,,reposting things for yas,,show some love and do the same,, thanks,,,

Things To Consider
Folks....Some new bits, some old bits, all good to consider > > Drinking Cold water after meal = Cancer! > > For those who like to drink cold water, this article > is applicable to you. > It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. > However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff > that you have just consumed. It > will slow down the digestion. > > Once this "sludge" reacted with the acid, it will > break down and be > absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid > food. It will line the intestine. > > Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to > cancer. > It is best to drink hot soup or warm after a meal. > > A serious note about heart attacks > > HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE": (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) > > Women should know that not every heart attack > symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. > Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. > > You may never have the first chest pain during the > course of a heart attack. > > Na

6 Things
100 truths 1. real name ¨ Kristin 2. nickname ¨ Katt 3. single or taken ¨ Single 4. zodiac sign ¨ Cancer 5. male or female ¨ Bitch 6. elementary ¨ Nunya 7. middle ¨ Yah Right 8. high ¨ Do I have fuckin idiot across my head? 9. eye color ¨ Hazel / Orange 10. hair color ¨ Blonde and Brown and Burgundy underneath 11. long or short ¨ MIddle of back 12. current location ¨ West Coast 13. body type ¨ Sporty? I played soccer for 16years 14. are you a virgin ¨ My nostrils are 15. are you health freak ¨ No 16. height ¨ 5'4 17. do you have a crush on someone ¨ Sure the hell do 18. do you like yourself ¨ Yuppers Id do me 19. piercings¨ 9 20. tattoos ¨ 27 21. righty or lefty ¨ Righty FIRSTS : 22. surgery ¨ On my eye I split my iris open 23. piercing ¨ ears 24. tatoo ¨ dolphins 25. sport ¨ Soccer 26. pet ¨ Guinea Pigs 27. vacation ¨ D

Things In My Stash
Go check out my Stash if you want to hear an awesome song. The song is off of Europe's latest album called "Secret Society." It is titled "Always the Pretenders." It is located in My Stash under the Trackz section.

Things That Are Frustrating Me Right Now
Today is the 5th anniversary of the day my momma died. I have tried to look at where I was then and where I am now but sometimes the pain just grips me. I can remember our last conversation. I can remember saying, "It's ok to step into the light. It's ok to want the pain to end." I can remember her asking me, "Why do you wanna kill me?" And my answer was, "Momma I don't want to kill you. Don't you remember what we talked about yesterday? Don't you remember you have cancer and they have given you medication to make your brain be less swollen?" She sat back and said, "Oh!" She would get so fucking frustrated. So FUCKING pissed off that she was trying to talk and she couldn't make her mouth say what she wanted to say to us. I felt as helpless as a young child. The sad thing is, I still do. She and I had made so many plans about my business and how she had planned to help with at least helping me with child care while I was out working it. Neither one of us knowi

Things That Piss Me Off...
...keep marking my primary pics NSFW. If I find out it's one of my 'friends' I'm gonna be really pissed. Leave me the fuck alone, there's no nudity. If I pissed you off, tell me about it, block me whatever. This is pretty goddamn petty. I was actually surprised how nice this makes me look. -J You Are 66% Evil You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You? All right, we all know this is a fairly adult centered 'gathering place' on the web. Lots do do if your either an exhibionist or a watcher. Nothing wrond with that, if you're expecting the Disney network, you'll figure it out in about two seconds that this aint the place. Anyways I'm hanging in the 'what's a lost cherry lounge' not a whould lot going on and I log out for a while so I can get some shit done. log back in and what do I have? two messages from the lost cherry shop, which is i guess the cop around here. my 'bouncing boobs' pics are app

Things To Know
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OK, so we all know that most guys have names for their "happy" parts LOL ... well we women seem to get the rotten end of that stick, (no pun intended).. we get to go thru a monthly hormonal surge that in all effects changes us into as one of my male college friends used to say.. "Hormonal Hounds".. LOL. In honour of this monthly event, I decided to post this ... Sometimes a more discreet euphemism for "being on your period" is preferable, such as... Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara Trolling for Vampires A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy Saddling Old Rusty Feelin' Menstru-riffic! Clean-Up in Aisle One Massacre at the Y T-Minus 9 Months and Holding Game Day for the Crimson Tide Panty Shields Up, Captain! Taking Carrie to the Prom Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band Ordering l'Omelette Rouge Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System Aunt Floe is visiting and my PERSONAL FAVORIT

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Ok guys... well here we go again. LOL Welcome to my first Blog here in a while...... Feel free to comment on anything I say on here... :) Tho I should re-warn you I tend to be very blunt and to the point, so I apologize if anything offends anyone... ... tho if it does, I guess you just won't read again so .. whatever ...LOL Ok .. this has been one of those weeks where I am not sure whether I wanna scream, change my name and run away, or just get comepletley drunk and say "piss on it"... possibly all three options would be a good idea LOL (not necessarily in that order)... I have been going stir crazy the last few days, and have come to the conclusion that it is time to get the hell out and create as much noise as humanly possible. SO, Friday night I am going to head back to the bar... have way too many drinks, let my hair down, sing up a storm and crawl my ass back into bed sometime around 4 am... after all, a girl has to have some fun, right? Then again, what often star

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If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you. - Courtney Kuchta - Today is a dreary day that only those in the light will not see.But those of us that are in the shadows of everyday society are able to see. people pretent to be happy to hide true emotions of sadness,depression and others of the like.But me I tend to show what I feel or think but no one notices for they are too busy in there own world to see. But that is the deal in todays society no one ever takes time to see anything! People like me are casted into the shadows like a broken plaything that people cast away. For they think that we are not worth the effort fixing.We are emotionally and mentally scarred from what has happened through out the years. We always try

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Atticus had his 12month appointment today!!! My big boy.. At birth he was 9lbs 6oz and 21.5 inches Today he was 21lbs 8oz *he actually lost 2lbs in a month!?!? according to WIC he was 23lbs12oz last month at weight check* and he is 29.5 inches! Tall and skinny! but he doesnt look skinny when he is nakey...hahaha silly. anyway.. So he had to get his Iron checked and they did a lead test today.. OMG i should have made John take him for that.. it was soo sad.. he had that look of MOmmy whhhhhhhhhhhhhhy. Then i had to go get Olivia and take her to the lab for her Iron test.. We sat there until 3pm and still hadnt been seen so i said Fudge it and left.. we will go back in the Am when its not so busy. So we went to the store.. DDs first where i got all 4 of the kids new PJs livia of course Cinderella! Melanie pink ones, Atticus puppies and Caylee Sponge bob... Then went to the grocery store and spent a ridiculous amount of money on 4 bags of food.. I hate that 2 gallons of Milk is now

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Ten Things That Will Make No Sense to You: THE RULES : - List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will. - Don't say who they are, try to use people only once. 1. i love you so much. you don't even know. it's like when i'm with you...everything in my world could be so perfect. it's hard to be away from you i love you. 2. as for you...i don't know what to think anymore...you morphed into a whole different person than i first knew. after you gone and did what you did. i don't know if i could stand to be around you without being scared. you were the first person i had found that i shared so many interests with...music and everything...i thought you'd always be there...guess i was wrong. 3. and you. wow. we've had the best of times. we've had the worst of times. but we're still friends. and you mean a lot to me. but, lately, i dk what to think. it's as if your life is one huge lie. you tell everyone all these OUT there things...we all know just live upto

100 Things About Me.
1. Name: Brandi 2. Your Nick Names: "B" 3. Current Location: Florida.. ew. 4. Date of Birth: Sept. 25th 1987 5. Zodiac Sign: Libra 6. Male or Female: FEMALE 7. Age: 19 8. School: Graduated. Cosmetology school starts Jan. 07' 9. Occupation: I don't work. eek. 10. Residence: In a house with my family bia's Your Appearance 12. Hair Color: now, it's like an ugly shade of "let me grow back my natural color" my natural color is blonde and just about every other color under the sun. 13. Hair Long or Short: long 14. Eye Color: baby blues 15. How Do Your Nails Look: pft. horrible, I need to get them done. 17. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: if you wanna call it that. 18. Do You Like Yourself: sometimes. 19. Do you think Your Attractive: I don't think im ugly but know that there are many girls more attractive than myself. 21. Piercings: ears for now. wait just wait until Jan. 22. Tattoo: I'll have one of those in Jan. also. 23. Righty or Lefty: RIGHTY Your 'Firsts' 24

Things
Forever and always is what you said.only then i didnt know you wre lying.you always told me youd never hurt me-I gave you everything so finally i let the walls down-I remember the day you Said always and forever and i actually believed you big fuckin mistake on my part-My heart broke into a millions of pieces and the tears came,but even now after it all i can still remember the words always and forever Sherry

Thinking
**Warning** The following COULD cause you to think. If you don't feel like thinking, don't read any farther... However this is not aimed at anyone in particular. I just had some time to think tonight. I have been thinking of things We say. There are smart things, there are dumb things, there are things that are right and there are things that are wrong. Sometimes the right thing is also the dumb thing. How about the wrong thing being the “smart” thing at the time? Think about the dumbest things you have ever said … When you REALLY look back, they were probably said in the heat of emotion. “I hate you.” “I need another drink.” “I quit.” … “I love you.” If you had one question that would work in almost EVERY situation even where there isn’t a right or wrong answer would you use it? STOP now if you don’t want to see it. Here it is: “Based on my past experience, current situation and my future dreams and goals, is (fill in the blank) a WISE thing t

Thinkin
Too Late (INTRO) And I, I wanted to tell you that I love you But you started to walk away The words wouldn't come out And I was to late I tried to be the man The man that you wanted me to be But I guess I couldn't be, the man of your dreams (Chorus) And is everything supposed to be perfect Or are we supposed to try......to work it out And is there supposed to be problems Or are we just going to give up and walk away You, you try to tell me that you loved me But you started to walk away You thought of turning around But than thought it was too late And you tried to be the woman that I wanted But what you didn't know You already were (Repeat Chorus) (OUTRO) I looked at you and told you Your eyes are tellin me somethin your not sayin Thats when you turned around And walked away I looked at you and told you Your eyes are tellin me somethin your not sayin Thats when you turned around

(((20 Things To Make Ur Girl Happy)))
1. Tell her she is beautiful.. even if she didnt fix up herself. 2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if its just for a second. 3. Hug her from behind. 4. Wrestle with her 5. Write her notes -on the fridge or on the mirror.. - or call her, just to say "hi" 6. Play with her hair. 7. Get "a little" upset if someone else tries to flirt with her. 8. Make her laugh. 9. Let her fall asleep in your arms. 10. If you care about her, then TELL HER. 11. Treat her the same around others as you do when you're alone. 12. LOOK HER IN THE EYES AND SMILE.. you don't know what could that do with her!! 13. Hang out with her whenever you can. 14. Kiss her in the rain (girls love this). 15. When she gives you a present, take it and tell her you love it, even if you don't (it'll make her happy). 16. Always call her when you say you will, even if you can only talk for a minute. 17. Give her what she wants, even without asking. 18. Recognize the sma

Things 4 Meditation
Insecurity You should know that all things in the world are impermanent; coming together inevitably means parting. Do not be troubled, for this is the nature of life. Diligently practicing right effort, you must seek liberation immediately. Within the light of wisdom, destroy the darkness of ignorance. Nothing is secure. Everything in this life is precarious. Buddha

Thinking Material
Lately I been feeling a little philosophical. Cause every time I open my eyes, nothing is logical. If people could only see life in their peripheral, Then they could really see that the world is nothing simple. Change may have come, but the world is still the same, and the government looks at us as just another stain. Open your eyes to the world that isn’t plain, As the tears from a child fall to the ground as rain. Can you stand on top of the rock and say you’re king, When everyone you know, knows nothing but the pain. Suffering and turmoil, now we’re leaning on a cane, Trying to catch our balance from a world that drives us to blame. Still, we’re living the life and truth is blind to those who never open their eyes. Still living in the dark, but see and don’t touch the light, So, how you gonna praise and say that you’re living right…

Things I Really Dislike.
I got to laugh at you people on fubar. I want to know how in the world you can " love " someone you have never met on here? I keep seeing these names "I love Joe blow" or statuses saying i Miss my baby.... I think for all of you that loves whomever needs to go spend a month or 2 with that person and see what happens, cause 90% of the time you realize that person isnt the same as they were on here. I aint saying there isnt love on the internet, cause i met a woman on here and dated her 6 yrs, but what i am sayin, I think its foolish of you puttin ur statuses as i love billy jean or bobbi sue... gets old reading shit like that lol/..

Things On My Mind
Dont leave the one you love for the one you like cause the one you like will leave you for the one they love People spend to much time debating on how to fix there relationships. Why your spending all your time trying to fix something that wont be fixed your wasting the good years of your life by the time you realize this its going to be to late and Mr. or Mrs. right might be taken. Your chances will be slim to none. To get what you want out of a relationship you have to be willing to give. You wash my back I’ll wash yours.

Things I Injoy To Rate
I injoy Rateing Vampire Pic's + Related things. #2,Sexy Real Photos,undies photos etc. #3,Morp pic's are awesome,any transformation type. #4,Naughty's Acourse makes no difference,points or not. #5,Gore,Bloody,Horror,Kinky etc. #6,Blogs,Lifes stories,useless stoned Ramblings like I post are fine.Stashes,Jokes etc. #7,Beauty in all sizes, shapes,colors, etc. #8,Images such as what 420 posts etc. #9,Pets of all Sorts,the rarer the better etc. #10,I have an off the wall sence of Humor,I injoy ripping or saveing certain items.But it must awesome for me to rip or save it for that matter.For now on I'll proberly be doing more 10's than Comments,as my Comments at times are to truthful or Cynical.My Moods are like night + Day. it might make me Laugh 1 minute or cry the next.I might like it 1 day an dislike the next.The Moon controls alot of my Moods,u all just need to bare with me. Thanks Almost Forgot.#11,***** I wicked injoy Rateing Female Tongues,Plain or Pierced, + Tattoos .

Things To Take Seriuos
Leaving? Thought the silence you can hear the tears fall, I sit with my back to you, I don’t want you to see, to see what I have done, don’t worry. It will all be gone soon, yes hate , fear, caring, loving, and the constant of you. I have done it, yes it is leaving, my heart no longer wants , need, craves, or will accept it, I am better now, Just look away, don’t look at me. You know you and others have caused this. Yes, I will take blame too. I let this happen to me to many times. I am to dumb to realize you play a good game. Yes, let myself be a toy in the game, because I believed you, now I know what it is all about, but no more, it will all be gone soon. I am almost gone. My soul, my love, my hate, my heart, my bleeding, and finally my breathing. Look away, don’t see me, and don’t see this... I am gone. Softness,Sweetness,Gentail,Hard,Passionate,Loving, Hello,GoodBye. All this and more. A kiss can hold. So when it is given. The Receiver should not take it:a

Things I Hate
Separately they are fun and enjoyable things, but when you combine them it's a pain. I am sure everyone knows why... You have all these people who have made new year's resolutions to "get in shape" and "lose weight" so this is what happens you go to the gym and it's packed you have to wait like 20 mins to get on a treadmill then you have to weight like another 40 to get in a fucking tanning bed. I can't wait unti the end of February because that is when all the resolution people will stop going to the gym. Well that is until next January.

Thinking
I've just been thinking of my friend that I really like, shes the polar opposite of me in every way. She has a really bad habbit of twisting men around her little finger which, I don't really think is cool. 90% of the time she has PGS pretty girl syndrome, she is constantly an attention whore and all eyes have to be on her at all times. Yet despite all of these perfectly visible flaws I can't help but really like her, and she knows this and uses it to her advantage. I'm getting tired of this BS. She of course is dating a low life piece of scum shit whom I hate like I have never hated another person before. Hes failing out of school right now, last semester his GPA was 1.7, he plagarized a paper and commited an act of libel (slandering another person in a school assignment is the jist of the meaning), he is emotionally abusive to her, controls her, he convinced her to quit swim team, she always had hated it but she never actually did anything about it. This guy lies about everything he

Things To Think On
The Encyclopedia AMERICANA, 1969 edition, says: "CHRISTMAS. The name derives from the old English Chrites Maesse, or Christ's Mass, and the present spelling probably came into use about the sixteenth century. All Christian churches except the Armenian church observe the birth of Christ on December 25. This date was not set in the West until about the middle of the fourth century and in the East until about a century later. The reason for establishing December 25 as Christmas is somewhat obscure, but it is usually held that the day was chosen to correspond to pagan festivals that took place around the time of the winter solstice, when the days began to lengthen, to celebrate the "rebirth of the sun". Northern European tribes celebrated their chief festival of Yule at the winter solstice to celebrate the rebirth of the sun (god) as a giver of light and warmth. The Roman Saturnalia (a festival dedicated to Saturn, the god of agriculture, and to the renewed power of the sun) also took plac

Things That Make You Go What?
so i sat here tonight and just pondered on the many things going on in my life.. one i realize that being sick and living in las vegas sucks big time.. wanted to go out but just lacked the energy to do so.. hoping tomorrow promises to be more fruitful.. but in the mean time i'll park my sick ass here at CT and look at profiles and do the whole grind of rating etc etc

The Things We Do
Vets scorned in homecoming from another war help today's soldiers When John Kelley came home from Vietnam in 1969, he couldn't believe the disregard and disrespect he encountered when people learned he'd been to war. "We were primarily pictured as drug users and baby killers,'' he said. When Fred Becker came home in 1972, the first thing he did was slip into the airport restroom and change into civilian clothes. His hope was anonymity. "But I was still identified as a GI,'' he said, and therefore subject to derision. Never again, the men vowed. Today, they're part of a generation of Vietnam veterans using their experiences -- at war and at home -- to mentor and counsel the current generation of warriors. Becker, a member of the Vietnam Vets Motorcycle Club, spent Wednesday at Fort Richardson talking to recent returnees from Iraq -- conversations he never had when he returned from Vietnam. Kelley, the state service officer for the Veterans of Foreign Wars, spend

Things That Ar Impotant To People
its my birthday on thursday and if anyone on here wants to do something that would mean the world to me even if you dont know me!! please please please go to this site http://www.justgiving.com/lisaeverest and donate EVEN IF IT IS JUST A PENNY it would mean the world to her and in turn the world to me!! even if just 1 penny gets donated then this blog will have been worth while many thank.. Jaden

50 Things About Me....
1. Height?-- 5'6" 2. Have you ever smoked heroin?-- Fuck No 3. Do you own a gun?-- Wanna Find Out? 5. Do you get nervous before doctor appts?-- No 6. What do you think of hot dogs? - ewwwww 7. What's your favorite Christmas song?- Bah Humbug (no thats not a song) 8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?-- Decaf. Green Tea 9. Can you do push ups?-- yes 10. Is your bathroom clean?-- Damn Skippy 11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?-- My Medium Diamond Ring 12. Do you like painkillers?-- they do nothing for me 13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?-- HaHaHa.... Flirty Eyes N Smile 14. Do you have A.D.D.?-- According to my mom I do, so Yep 16. Middle Name?-- Ann 17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?-- A Hot Man, BDSM Sex, and a Cigarette 4 later 18. Name the last 3 things you have bought?-- Gas, Lunch and Cigarettes 19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:-- Water, Green Tea and Vitamin Water 22. Current worry?-- Thats

Things Niggas Should Realize:
1. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, stumpy. 2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet, heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. Dick disappoints sometimes, money never does. 3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you for cheating, it doesn't mean things will remain the same. News flash: Any cute male "friend" that she may have had has now moved up a few notches, playa. 4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff'said. 5. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck with us we're gonna catch feelings. Ain't nobody thinking about you nigga. Our boyfriend was just acting up that week. 6. The REAL freaks aren't the loud, obnoxious, promiscuous, titties hangin' out, tight everything on, excessive-makeup-wearing girls who emula

Things That Make Me Go Hmmm...
Cuttin' through the darkest night in my two headlights Trying to keep it clear, but I'm losing it here to the twilight There's a dead end to my left, there's a burning bush to my right You aren't in sight, you aren't in sight Do you want me, like I want you? Or am I standing still, beneath the darkened sky? Or am I standing still, with the scenery flying by? Or am I standing still, out of the corner of my eye? Was that you passing me by? Mothers on the stoop, boys in souped-up coupes on this hot summer night Between fight and flight is the blind man's sight and the choice that's right I roll the window down, feel like I'm gonna drown in this strange town Feel broken down, I feel broken down Do you need me, like I need you? Or am I standing still, beneath the darkened sky? Or am I standing still, with the scenery flying by? Or am I standing still, out of the corner of my eye? Was that you passing me by? Sweet sorrow is the call tomorrow Swee

Thinking Out Loud!
A few days ago my Chihuahua Tequila died. She was my baby. She was sick for 2 days, she took her last breath Monday morning. I am devastated! When someone is in a contest, people should help them out. If someone in my friends' list is in a contest, I do my best to comment them as much as I can when I get the chance. But noone wants to return the love. What the hell is the fucking deal? If you can't help me for a contest, then I'm not going to help you. So if you have no intention to comment my contest pics, don't bother to ask me to do the same for you! If a woman has sex with 10 men, she is a whore. If a man has sex with 10 women, he’s “The Man”. Why is this? Just because a woman has a strong sex drive? Why should women be categorized so differently than men, in the same situation? If a man is praised for the number of sexual partners he has had, so should a woman. If a woman is a whore because of her number of sexual partners, so is a man.

Things About Me
Ok never did get a chance to do this the right way so here goes. My Name is Ben I live just outside Cincinnati, Ohio. Has lived here my whole life, except for a 3-year tour in Europe courtesy of Uncle Sam, which at 18 years old I loved. But that’s getting ahead of ourselves. I was born in the mid 50’s, went to various public and catholic schools through out my early years. Both my parents are still living although not under the same roof. I grew up in a neighborhood called Clifton Heights, It is were I work now and is the home of the University of Cincinnati. And during the 60’s with all the hippie movement going on I was right at home lol. I have 3 Brothers and 1 Sister. My oldest brother was in a ban called the Naked Watermelon. I used to go watch them play at the many places around the university. That is where I got my love for the 1st song on my page. They did Iron Butterfly’s song so dam good. It was fun growing up in the free love movement. In High School I playe

Thinking Of You
All alone I sit in the night. No one to talk to, no one in sight. There I sit daydreaming of you. Hoping this dream could somehow come true. Only if you could see, None of my friends will let me be. Yearning to be set free. Managing to stay real calm. Close my eyes, wipe the sweat from my palms. Keeping myself in tack around you. No one can help me, what should I do? I have to escape this terrible fate, Get it together before it's too late. Here you come closer, though you're still far away, Thinking of you always, I hope you think of me someday.

Things That Make Me Scream!!
Ah, this young Airman 1st Class say it all... This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across The World. On Nov. 12, Ms Cindy Williams (from Laverne and Shirley TV show) wrote a piece for the Washington Times, denouncing the pay raise coming service members' way this year -- citing that the stated 13% wage was more than they deserve. A young airman from Hill AFB responds to her article below. He ought to get a bonus for this. "Ms Williams: I just had the pleasure of reading your column, "Our GIs earn enough" and I am a bit confused. Frankly, I'm wondering where this vaunted overpayment is going, because as far as I can tell, it disappears every month between DFAS (The Defense Finance and Accounting Service) and my bank account. Checking my latest earnings statement I see that I make $1,117.80 before taxes. After taxes, I take home $874.20. When I run that through

Things Of Interest To Me.....
I received an e-mail that kinda got my ranting juices flowing. Mind you, it's not an angry rant. It is merely a rant to show the other side of the argument. So, I played Devil's Advocate (pardon the pun). > > > > > > > > > > Only Two Defining Forces Have Ever > Offered > > To Die For You. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1. Jesus Christ > > > > > 2. U. S. Service Man > > > > > One Died For Your Soul, The Other Died > For > > Your Freedom. > > > > > > > > > > > This will make you re-think: A Trivia > > question in Sunday > > > > > School: > > > > > How long is the beast allowed to have > > authority in > > > > > Revelations? > > > > > > > > > > Revelations Chapter 13 tells us it is > 42 > > months, and you > > > > > know what that is. > > > > > Almost a four-year term of a > Presidency. > > > > > > > > > > All I can say is 'Lord, Have mercy > on > > us!' > > > > > > > > > > According to The Book of Revelations > the > > anti-Christ is:

Thinking About This Nsfw
Why would anyone want to log on to cherrytap to look ay photo's of naked women and men when that would be a good way to get fired. There is a Law governing the way the internet is used at a place of employment. There is also a Law on record about the company's have to keep a record of all internet useage for a certian numbers of years. This is including e-mail and web sites that are visited.... Thought I wouldlet that out for all to see.........Thanks............

Things I Have Made For Layouts
this background took me 2 hours and at times pissed me off lol hope it was worth it ok for the last month or so i have really gotten into makeing layouts for myspace.yeah i know i said myspace lol but i love doing it and it gives me something that i can do express myself. i even now have a few ppl that have me make there layouts just for them.Now when i make a layout i make ALL of it. I make the background the network the contact table all of it myself on my computer.I never know if it looks ok or not.So im going to start putting things ive made here and im hopeing that all of you can tell me the truth.I ask Dave waht he thinks and he just tells me how great it is and that i rock lolBut i know that if it needs something or is just flat out ugly someone on here will tell me lol ok so for the first thing im going to put here i made last night what do u think? good bad ugly? leave me some comments and let me know.

Things That Make You Say Hmmmm...
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed? 2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? 4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your backside? 5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'? 6. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? 7. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date? 8. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat? 9. Is French kissing in France just called kissing? 10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'? 11. What do people in China call their good plates? 12. Why do people point to their wrist when

A Thing Of Beauty
TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN TO WRIT

10 Things You Guys Should Know About Us Women
10 things you guys should know about us ladies Current mood: amused (1) We are freaks too! When you're thinking about sex, we are too, and when you're not thinking about sex we are! So don't act like ya'll the only ones out there hunting it and looking for some booty. Cuz ladies is pimps too (2) We know game. Most of the time a line you think you came up with, someone has already used. So here's a suggestion. Don't run game, be you! (3) Don't lie about things that we can find out! It ain't nothing worst than telling your girls your new man owns real estate and then go out and he's the clown taking ya'lls order in the drive thru. (4) If you live at home with your mama, please don't act like you are balla status. No matter how much money you sitting on you, remember. YOU LIVE AT HOME W/ YOUR MAMA. (5) If you have one of those crazy baby's mama's. Don't go out and act like you have no obligations. Cuz when you have a scene w/ a TRUE CRAZY BABY M

Things That Come To Mind
I know some of you were wondering where I have gone. Well I have moved on to another program that simply blows everything else I have seen in the past 25 + years of doing compters away. That program is called second Life at www.secondlife.com. I would take the time to explain it to you but you have to experience it on your own. So I hope you will stop by and see me over there. Cheers Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for ROY the wonder dog at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog? On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nugge

Things I've Learned
Things I've learned: Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 60 mph! You start the game of life with a full pot o' luck and an empty pot o' experience... The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck. If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs. Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need. It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror. Never be afraid to slow down. Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise. Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of fuel before you can think straight. Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees y

The Things That Tickle Me... And Other Such Nonsense
this is copy and pasted from the shout box so start from the bottom and read up... ROFLMFAO... this is the first convo i wake up to this morning... finish: (see now if he was a respectful man, me telling him i was all about my bf would have been enough to make him give up. instead he assumed i was some skank out for a big dick... and you know what assuming does... it makes and ass out of you and a bitch outta me LMFAO) me...: LOL no you dont (ROFLMFAO!!! he walked right into this one) sexy metal...: :(-tears- i have a bigger dick me...: no babe im sorry i have a bf that i absolutly adore its nothing against you, but the only person i want is him (ummm no sorry about your luck but i will commence with a polite let down) sexy metal...: u dont want it me...: nice looks like your having fun (looks like a fuzzy dead turtle wearing a blue latex body warmer) sexy metal...: wat u think (i begin to rate NSFW pics of him and his gf not really paying much a

10 Things Dumbazzs' Do On Cherrytap
! One: Put so much crap on their profile that it is difficult to read, rate, or comment, and sometimes just crashes browsers and/or computers all together. It's called a stash, you get points for it, use it! Two: Throwing a giant fit and leaving. That's so middle school. Three: Having "rate me" and such in your username. Well, duh, it's CherryTap. Rating is what we do! But I bet no one would have thought of it if you had not reminded them! Four: Put private pictures in the middle of public folders. Your viewers can SEE the thumbnail, but we click on it and it says, "Sorry, this is private!" and you're stuck going back to the original gallery. I personally just close it and find someone else to rate. Five: Post/Repost bulletins that say, "Repost this or get off my friends list!". Fucking hell. I delete everyone who post those, even friends I talk to on a regular basis. I'm not here to be threatened! I accept just about every friend request, so I probably won't miss y

100 Things About Me
100 things about me 1. Full Name: Sarah-Jane Cowley 2. Nicknames: Saz,Sazzy,Ninja, shortie 3. Birthday: 4th may 1989 4. Place of Birth: Whitehaven hospital 5. Zodiac Sign: Taurus 6. Male or Female: Female 7. Level of Education: College - BTEC First Diploma in Business 8. College: Preston College 9. Occupation: Maccys 10. Residence: Preston 11. MSN Screen Name: Sazzy......Its been a month since my last nightout dancing the night away now me ready for a sesh.... __Your Appearance___ 12. Hair Color: blondy browny 13. Hair Length: just over shoulder length 14. Eye color: blue 15. Weight: 11stone 16. Height: 5ft 17. Braces?: No 18. Glasses?: yeeah (Just for pc) 19. Piercings: yeah ma belly button 20. Tattoos: yeah on m stomach chinease symbol maeaing love 21. Righty or Lefty: Lefty ___Your 'Firsts'___ 22. First best friend: Sophie i think cannit remember 23. First Award: Bronze medal in tap and modern dance 24. First Concert: steps haha 25. First pet: d

Things To Think About
Sittin here watching the Covenant. Thinking to myself how cool it would be to have power like that. Would you use them for good. or for bad. I probably would try to do as much good with them as i could but thats just me. Im always a sucker for a person in trouble

15 Things
15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About > > > > > > > 1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for >you. > > > > > > > 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. > > > > > > > 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is becaus e they want to >be just like you. > > > > > > > 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't >like you. > > > > > > > 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. > > > > > > > 6. You mean the world to someone. > > > > > > > 7. If not for you, some one may not be living. > > > > > > > 8. You are special and unique. > > > > > > > 9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. > > > > > > > > 10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. > > > > > > > 11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely tur

Things To Ponder
*If life is a gift, does that make God an Indian giver? *Why do we call it taking a piss or taking a shit? Seriously, just where are we taking it? Are we taking it to your leader? Should we wrap it with pretty pink bows? If anything aren't we giving a shit? I made it, now I give it to the world. But if that were the case, and someone says "I don't give a shit," are they admitting constipation? *Speaking of shit, why is it you can drop a shit the size of Chile and you barely need a single square of toilet paper to get yourself entirely squeaky clean, but heaven forbid it's that one pinky sized turd--half a roll later and you finally just give up and give in to the fact you're gonna have treadmarks. *Why is it that Rhode Islanders only seem to use blinkers when it's the wrong one? *You're on the highway. You're at a merge. You go, I go, you go, I go. WORK ON THIS. *Does anyone else remember back in the day (think grade school) when blowing someone was more commonly re

Things That R Goin On
Sorry I haven't been on in a while,but some things have been goin on in my life lately,& was taken a break from the pc. I found a lump in one of my breast last wk,been freakin out bout it too,gettn a mammagram done today to find out,so all my freinds pray for me & wish me luck! I'll be bck later to let u all knw how it went! Peace & Lv to all! Subject: Wearing Red on Friday's SEE WHAT IS MEANT BY RED FRIDAY. Last week, while traveling to Chicago on business, I noticed a Marine sergeant traveling with a folded flag, but did not put two and two together. After we boarded our flight, I turned to the sergeant, who'd been invited to sit in First Class (across from me), and inquired if he was heading home. No, he responded. Heading out I asked? No. I'm escorting a soldier home. Going to pick him up? No. He is with me right now. He was killed in Iraq I'm taking him home to his family. The realization of what he had been asked to do hit me like a pu

Things You Didn't Know About Your Cell Phone Can Do.
THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELL PHONE COULD DO There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it: FIRST Subject: Emergency -- The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the perso

~ Things You Should Know About ~
BRAMPTON, Ontario - A Canadian cab driver charged with strangling his 16-year-old daughter after friends said she refused to wear a Muslim head scarf and follow conservative religious values was denied bail on Wednesday. Aqsa Parvez, whose family is of Pakistani origin, was rushed to the hospital in critical condition Monday after her father made an emergency call in which he claimed to have killed her, police said. She later died. Police spokesman Wayne Patterson said authorities were working at determining the motive and refused to confirm it was over the hijab, the traditional Muslim head scarf. A lawyer for father said there was "more to the story than just cultural issues." But friends said Aqsa Parvez was planning to leave home in Mississauga, Ontario because of tensions with her family over her decision to stop wearing her head scarf at high school. They said she often had bruises on her arms and that she predicted days before her death that her father would "kill her

Things Written To Me
Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is... Like wise you don't know 'how good you are', but I know 'how special you are' ~The Natural Beauty Of A Mature Woman~ The natural beauty of a mature woman is not determine by the clothes she wears. The figure she carries or the way she wears her hair. The natural beauty of a mature woman must be seen from within her eyes. That is the doorway to her heart, it's truely the place where her deepest love resides. The natural beauty of a mature woman is not in a facial mole. True beauty in a woman is completely reflected in the kindness of her enticing soul. The natural beauty of a mature woman with time, age and wisdom only grows.. It is the caring that she lovingly gives and the total passion that she shows. The natural beauty of a woman with time, age and wisdom only grows. All of the riches on Earth can't purchase the natural beauty of a mature woman. Remembering that beauty fades, bu

Thinkin' Thinky Thoughts
Green is coming soon. Right now the world is brown and squishy-muddy out there, but with warm temps and sunshine, soon I'll be out in the garden, bent over to peek for points of hostas, peonies and bulbs emerging from the brown. My hair is turning green, too. In a single stripe on the right side. Why not? I don't have an employer to piss and moan about my piercings, tattooes or strange colored hair, so I'm enjoying it until we're moved to where I might be able to manage a job again, though Sweetie tells me over and over not to worry about it. He likes that I'm home all the time. I'm snowed in, and my Sweetie won't be home for a couple of days. He's a truck driver, on the way home from the West Coast right now. This has been a long run, thanks to the weather, and I'm getting a bit antsy now. No, I can't. I have still to get the kiddo dressed and ready for her dance, supper, get her to the dance, pick her up after the dance and maybe then I can rest. Maybe. I've put abou

Think About It
Enjoy! The work of Steven Wright, he's the famously erudite scientist and comic who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently than most of us do. To our amazement and amusement, here are some of his gems: 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- They don't expect it back. 3 - Half the people you know are below average. 4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. 7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain. 9 - All those who believe in psycho-kinesis, raise my hand. 10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend.....but she left me be

Thinkin' Kinky Thoughts
What shall I tell you about myself? I'm 37, bi, married, poly but currently have my Sweetie and nobody else. I would've been a great lesbian if it hadn't been for liking guys so much! Sweetie is the right one for me. He's not perfect. He can be annoying as hell sometimes, honestly, but... He loves me for me. Not for some idealized me that isn't real. He likes that I am a redhead, with all that entails, which means: Temper Demanding Smart Smartassed Bitchy Moody Exuberant Outgoing Outrageous And a lot more, but that'll do for the moment. Yes, the stereotype is true, in this case. I'm very much a redhead, no matter that my hair now gets henna to restore what nature has stolen from me. Damned sunlight fades out the color of my hair. We are not mentioning the gray, savvy? Good. Lessee, what else? Oh, yeah. I'm a witch. Card carrying. The genuine article. It's part of me, like that red hair. I'm Irish, if the coloring didn't tip you off to it. Th

Things That Suck!!
Hi all my friends this is about Things That Suck. number 1. myspace, why because way to many young girls and boys online with profiles that parents dont know about and way to many perves looking for some 1 to get a hold of thats not right at all. number 2. cheaters, as in men and women im not saying all do it but there are some out there that do and it makes it hard to find true love and also trust of course we all want some 1 to love and care for but it makes it hard to love and trust when soo many are messin around. number 3, children, its hard to think that kids can be treated soo bad in school from school mates and even some teachers and also even principles at times when. I went to school wich was many many moons now of course sence im 35 times was tough but not like now these days it seems like its all about money and grades sometimes they even pass students before any 1 else thats not right either school should not be competion it use to be about fun and learning now se

Things N Stuff
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room talking about many things. The idea of a living will came up and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If I ever come to that just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer. Bitch...... :Þ i love this guy. George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline: President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. Af

Things I Have Written...
The Rose I reached out to touch a rose today, Growing so beautifully, so passionate As my hand grasped the stem I pulled suddenly away with pain I had closed my hand not thinking On the thorns that grew from the stems. As I looked at the drop of blood on my finger The pain still fresh in my mind I couldn't help desire to Reach back and pick the rose Knowing what happened once could happen again. It was at that moment Deep in my heart and soul It made sense to me I now understood why God created the Rose And why it was a symbol of Love So powerful was my discovery that I felt it burn in my heart. When you look at the Rose what do you see? You see a flower so powerfully beautiful The color so deep red as that of the blood from my finger The petals as soft as flesh itself So wanting to be held and kissed And let's not forget the scent So intoxicating one can ever get enough Yes the Rose is beautiful. But least we forget... the thorns They are all around the Rose Along with it's

21 Things To Live By
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it. FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?" FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievemen

50 Things Girls Wished Guys Knew!
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot 2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models. 4. mark anniversaries on a calendar. 5. don't ever tempt us to break up with you...we'll do it, I promise 6. we think about you all the time. 7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care. 8. pay attention. remember even the little things we tell you. 9. we like you to be a little jealous . . .but overly possessive is not necessary. 10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. 11. return favors 12.NEVER let us walk away. we walk, you follow. 13.we're allowed to be late . . . you are not. 14. eye contact is key. 15. dont take longer to get ready than we do. 16. laugh at our jokes. 17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty. 18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalke

Things've Changed
I saw a vision, just like a dream, didn't even know her name, I had to meet her, had to find a way, she seemed so perfect, in every way, I thought my life was, all fine and well, I made the money, had everything, so many women like drops of rain then I met her, things shot to hell, now all of that don't mean a thing now all I think of, is finding a way, to make her happy, to want to stay, yep I geuss it's true, not a damned thing I can do, Things've changed.. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

15 Things That Scare Men !
You probably think you know what frightens most men. A long-weekend at the in-laws' place. Antiquing. Running out of beer in the third quarter. But that's just the stuff he'll admit to being afraid of, which, by definition, means they're not his true deep fears. So how can you determine what those are? Easy: They're the ones he'll almost never talk about. But I will. Let's count down through the Scary Fifteen: #15 Hair in the drain. The first sign of male pattern baldness brings a man face-to-follicle with a skimpy aspect of his future. And it's always earlier than he expects or wants (which is, like, never). Logically, men know that baldness is as much of a part of life as Leno making Britney jokes. Logically, men know that being bald doesn't mean that they're any less smart, virile, or successful. Logically, men know that women don't care how much hair their men have. Logically, men know there are plenty of bald men who are comfortable in their skin--no matter how much of it th

Things To Enjoy
A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vagina lips reduced in size because they were flapping in the breeze. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." And what about the third rose?"she asked. "Oh, that rose it's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." A well-known speaker started off his seminar by: holding up a $20.00 bill. I

Things That Make You Go - Hmmm....
6. Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with books on algebra etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the creative bug is just a wee voice telling you, "I'd like my crayons back, please." So you've got the itch to do something. Write a screenplay, start a painting, write a book, turn your recipe for fudge brownies into a proper business, whatever. You don't know where the itch came from, it's almost like it just arrived on your doorstep, uninvited. Until now you were quite happy holding down a real job, being a regular person... Until now. You don't know if you're any good or not, but you'd think you could be. And the idea terrifies you. The problem is, even if you are good, you know nothing about this kind of business. You don't know any publishers or agents or all these fancy-shmancy kind of folk. You have a friend who's got a cousin in California who's int

Think What You May, This Is The Truth
to those of you who think he is telling the truth, i hope one day you will wake up. bumpem3car has been a liar for the last 6 years i have known him. My name is gloria. I met him 6 years ago, we talked for a while on the net, after about a month, he began to tell me how much he loved me, gave me his cell and work number so we could talk. I never thought much about why i could never get him on weekends or nights, just during work hours was when we talked. he ask for a picture of me which i sent to him. i was told he put in glass frame next to his bed and on his desk so he could see me his every waking hour. anyway.. over the next few months, my feeliong grew for him by leaps and bounds. He told me the things i wanted to hear, Made me feel as if i was the only one for him. He got around to asking me to send naked pics of me to him, i did,only because he had convinced me he loved me and we would be together for the rest of our lives. after about 8 months, i told my friend about him

.thinkfulsolutions ( Got To See This One)
http://richstevens.thinkfulsolutions.com/unreal.swf copy this link into your browser and see a wonderful optical illusion. Unreal, let me know what ya think :) Wasn't for sure where I could list this on CherryTap so blog it is !

Thinkers
Some years ago, on a hot summer day in South Florida, a little boy >>> >decided >>> >to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a >>> >hurry to dive >>> >into the cool water, he >>>ran out the back door, leaving behind >>> >shoes,socks, >>> >and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as >>> >he swam >>> >toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward >>> >theshore. >>> > >>> >His father, working in the yard, saw the two as they got closer and >>> >closer >>> >together. In utter fear, he ran toward the water, yelling to his >>> >son as loudly >>> >as he could. Hearing his voice, the little boy became alarmed and >>> >made a >>> >U-turn to swim to his father. It was too late. Just as he reached >>> >his father, >>> >the alligator reached him. From the dock, the father grabbed his >>> >little boy >>> >by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an >>> >incredible >>> >tug-of-war between

80 Things You Didn't Know
80 Things You Might Not Know About Me Whats your middle name?as If... How big is your bed?King What are you listening to right now?Paul Oakenfold What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number?1423 What was the last thing you ate?Turkey Last person you hugged?Jessika How is the weather right now?Sunny & Clear Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?Evelyn What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex?Legs & Ass Favorite type of Food.Chinese/Italian Do you want children?Already have 1 Do you drink?occasionally Ever get so drunk you don\'t remember the entire night?No Hair color?Black Eye colour?Brown Do you wear contacts/glasses?For Reading Favorite holiday?Don\'t Have One Favorite Season?Winter Have you ever cried over a girl/boy?

Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 29. Every heard of clearasil? 32. Why is God punishing you? 33. At least this won't take long. 36. But it still works, right? 38. It looks so unused. 39. Do you take steroids? 42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident. 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first. 49. What is that? 52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 54. So this

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm...
With Bart Stupak's idiocy bringing discussion of abortion to the fore, I thought a look at the history of abortion might be of interest. Despite what the Church says, their views on it have been inconsistent over its history. How did a woman's personal matter became part of the business of the Church? Follow me below the fold...Pregnancy and everything surrounding it, from contraception to abortion to birth, began as exclusively woman's territory. As it should be. In ancient times, there were wise women and herbalists to help a woman in this area. Abortifacient herbs have been found in ancient archeological sites. Though primitive, their methods worked with minimal side effects or other problems.The earliest written evidence of abortion appears in the Ebers Papyrus, which dates back to 1550 BC. It is believed to be the earliest written medical document and includes chapters on gynecology and obstetrics as well as other medical conditions. Chinese folklore dates the use of mercury to in

Thinking
For one day we all think everything is always going to be okay, that today is going to be a wonderful and glorious day and then suddenly to our tormented eyes, one person, one sick person takes the lives of many. To be shot one by one, I ask myself, what made one person kill and wound so many. These children haven't even lived their lives and yet they only had a short time on this earth. Why? Why did such good people have to be taken. It breaks my heart in two and my heart bleeds for all. No one ever knows what to say in times like this, there never are easy words to say. But I will say, that I hope everyone at Virginia Tech knows that the Country is mourning for them and the close friends or family they have lost. I am sorry you had to endear such a horrific act. I would do anything for any of you right now. My prayer? May everyone find solace, which won't be for a while, but may God be there for you all when you fall and shed wounded tears. You all are in my thoughts and prayers. M

The Things I Do When Bored
Brain Lateralization Test ResultsRight Brain (52%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.Left Brain (46%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain Are You Right or Left Brained? personality tests by similarminds.com Left brain dominant individuals are more orderly, literal, articulate, and to the point. They are good at understanding directions and anything that is explicit and logical. They can have trouble comprehending emotions and abstract concepts, they can feel lost when things are not clear, doubting anything that is not stated and proven. Right brain dominant individuals are more visual and intuitive. They are better at summarizing multiple points, picking up on what's not said, visualizing things, and making things up. They can lack attention to detail, directness, organization, and the ability to explain their ideas verbally, leaving them unable to communicate ef

Things To Think About And Reflect...
"20 TRUTHS TO REMEMBER" 1) Faith is the ability not to panic 2) If you worry, you didn't pray. If you pray - don't worry 3) As a child of God, prayer is like calling home every day 4) Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape 5) When we get tangled up in our problems, be still. God wants us to be still, - so He can untangle the knot 6) Do the math. Count your blessings 7) God wants spiritual fruit. Not religious nuts 8) Dear God: I have a problem - It's ME! 9) Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted 10) Laugh every day; It's like inner jogging 11) The most important things in your home are the people 12) Growing old is inevitable - Growing up is optional 13) There is no key to happiness. The door is always open 14) A grudge is a heavy thing to carry 15) He who dies with the most toys, is still dead! 16) We do not remember days - but moments. Life moves too fast, so enjoy your precious

Things For The Males
Rules to live by... ----- 1. If a woman wants you, nothing can keep her away. If she doesn't want you, nothing can make her stay! 2. Stop making excuses for a woman and her behavior. 3. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. 4. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be. 5. Slower is better. 6. Never live your life for a woman before you find what makes you truly happy. 7. If a relationship ends because the woman was not treating you as you deserve then heck no you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 8. Don't settle. 9. If you feel like she is stringing you along, then she probably is. 10. Don't stay because you think "it will get better." You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better. 11. The only person you can control in a relationship is you. 12. Avoid women who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different men. She didn't m

Things About Me
What is your full name? Deborah Lynn Brooks When is your Birthday? June 28 1965 What is your e-mail address? indiana_sweetheart1965@cherrytap.com Do you smoke? yes but trying to quit How many sexual partners have you had? around 9 i think..give or take Are you bi? yes very much so Can you cook? yes but don't like admitting it.. What talent do you wish you had? some kind of musical talent G-strings or thongs? thong or french cut What was the last book you read? reading Stephen Kings Buick 8 now What zodiac sign are u? Cancer Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Both Worst Habit? Smoking and Procrastination...really bad...and OCD What is your favorite sport? Nascar Do you have any pets? A Male Dwarf Rabbit What is your favorite flower? Rose What color eyes do you have? Brown What is your favorite drink? Coca Cola Do you believe in ghosts? Yes Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Being on the net Do you swear a

Thinkin On Tonight!!!!
well this is the night b4 easter and don't know what i am doing just sitting here with my sister and playing with myself and thinkin of tonight and what i am gonna do... anybody got any hints???? I am in a auction so if u want to bid on me it is AL'S pics. in his auction folder he is on my top friends list...He is the 6th friend on my top... so if u want to bid on me just go there.... My very first auction ever... Thank You All!!! Much Love To All My Friends... Aries (March) Here Is Wht They Say About Me!!! HMMMM Ang For The Most Part It Is TRUE!!!! Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.

Think Think Think
Read Each One Carefully & Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, & the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand & touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can' t have them 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on someone, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Don't cry because it is over, sm

Things I Need To Say!
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Hello I want to say thank you for ur time an courage an efforts for what you do for our country. i feel ashamed i couldn't do my part do to a disablitly but i am glad we all have others like ur self's to help us out.you will not be forgotten NEVER!!! god bless you an ur families. love you guys....ur friend always Trouble Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com WHAT I SEE IN A SOLDIER, YOU REALLY AMAZE ME!!:-) Standing for what you believe in regardless of the odds against you, and the pressure that tears at your resistance ...is Courage. Keeping a smile on your face when inside you feel like dying, for the sake of supporting others ...is Strength. Stopping at nothing and doing what's in your heart that you know is right ...is Determination.

Things I Have Wrote
You said you loved me, You said you needed me, You said you would never leave. Why did you lie? You said I was yours for eternity, You said you wanted no one else, You said we were one. Why did you lie? You left in the middle of the night, You gave no warnings of discontent, You never said Good bye. Why did you lie? When we are together, my world is so at ease. I feel there are no worries and no one else is around. I feel so comfortable in your arms. I feel like they were made for me to be held in. I look into your eyes and see so much love, but know you are afraid to express it, because of the pain you have suffered. I am sitting here wondering what has gone wrong. I feel you have pulled away because I have done something wrong. If I have done something wrong, I just wish you would let me know. If you have found someone else, I wish you would tell me. I am in a state of confusion, please help me clear it up. If you dont want a relationship, but just a friendsh

10 Things I Hate!
1. CHEATERS....(ALL KINDS) 2. THE SUN.....(WHICH IS WHY I AM PASTY WHITE) 3. FAKE BOOBS..(CAUSE THEY ARE WELL...FAKE)(MINE ARE REAL BTW) 4. VIOLENCE....(IT SOLVES NOTHING) 5. DRIVERS WHO TALK ON THEIR CELL PHONES AND CRASH INTO ME THEN SAY ITS MY FAULT, GRRRRRRRR) 6. TWEEKERS....(THEY ALL TURN BAD SOONER OR LATER) 7. HACKERS.....(STOLE MY YAHOO SN....GRRRRRRRR) 8. RACISTS.....(ITS WHATS INSIDE THAT COUNTS) 9. THIEVES.....(GET YOUR OWN!!) 10 STALKERS....(THIS WILL BE ON BOTH HATE AND LOVE LISTS,) (HAHA)

Things Of Interest And Venting
""THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE...... .......TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, ....... .....AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, ...... .........A DAY TO LOVE THEM, ........ ..........AN ENTIRE LIFETIME......... ..............TO FORGET THEM............. .......SEND THIS TO THE PEOPLE...... .............YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.............. .........IT'S A SHORT COMMENT.......... ...........TO LET THEM KNOW............. ......THAT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THEM...... ...IF YOU DON'T SEND THIS TO ANYONE... .......IT MEANS YOU'RE IN A HURRY....... ..........AND THAT YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN......... ...............YOUR FRIENDS If you get a dozen, you're loved!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** * . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ****** . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .*****. . .

Things To Share
I have learned a few things from this site and others like it.... First of all, it IS possible to make a few real friends who just want to see you and talk to you without expecting anything in return..Those few you can count on to help join the party when you are laughing and having fun...and who bring a smile to your face and heart on those days when you feel like burying your head in a pillow. Second, there are many more who are here for their own self-gratification...and can't find it in real life so they use people and say anything and do anything to feel special even if for just a second. It's the second group of people who make this site increasingly frustrating. It seems the more drama you stir up the more points and higher rank you get on this site. I have to say...if that is what it takes to get ahead on here then no thanks...I will stay right where I am....I have gone out of my way to rate, fan, add, help in contests, do HH's and blasts for myself and others. For

100 Things
100 Things You Didn't Want to Know About Me... [Tell the truth] 1. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? ~ Jack n coke 2. Do you follow college football? ~cant say that i do 3. How many miles does your car have on it? ~115K 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message and what did it say? ~steve...like im gonna tell u 5. Last time you went swimming in a pool: ~this past summer 6. Are you happy: ~at the moment yea 7. Where was the last place you went shopping: ~walgreens...cuz i practicaly live there cuz i work too much 8. How do you feel about your hair? ~i want it longer and mabe go back blonde 9.Where do you work?: ~walgreens 10. Last thing you ate: ~mac n cheese 11. Do you wish you were someplace else right now? ~yes in my babys arms 12. Last time you smoked a cigarette? ~just put it out 13. Do you have any expensive jewelry? ~yes,i also have a topaz ring that i got from a passed great aunt that i hafta pay ins on blah 14. AIM or MSN?

Things I Know
Having lived with my family, a roommate, a husband and a cat I much prefer the company of my cat. A cat will never judge you. A cat will love you even when you don't feel particularly loveable. A cat won't try to change you, they like you just as you are. You don't have to worry about hurting your cat's feelings, they don't care what you think of them. A cat doesn't hold a grudge. They have a short memory and they get over things quickly. A cat will never yell at you. The most you can expect is a loud "MEOW" I know when I am being lied to. I know when I am being told a half-truth. I have no respect and thus no trust for those that speak (or write) untruths. Why do people choose to embelish themselves when the truth will always show itself in the end? Tell me who you are, not who you wish you could be.

125 Things Not To Say Durring Sex
1)is it in? 2)that's it? 3)you've got to be kidding me. 4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you? 5)do i have to pay for this? 6)do i have to call you tomorrow? 7)oh momma, momma! 8)oh dadda, dadda! 9)you look better in the dark. 10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend. 11)i thought that goes in the other hole.... 12)don't tell my husband/wife. 13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it). 14)this sucks. 15)can you finish now? i have a meeting... 16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this... 17)i think you might get the job for this. 18)damn! is that all you know what to do. 19)did i tell you, i have herpes? 20)now we must get married. 21) hurry up, the games about to start. 22)i'm hungry. 23)i'm thirsty. 24)zzzzzzzzzzzz. 25)are you trying to be funny? 26)can i have a ride home after this? 27)are those real? 28)by the way, i want to break up. 29)is that smell coming from you? 30)haven't you ever done this before? 31)wow!! i

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This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?... Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime

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I was reading in the newspaper yesterday that convicted killer, David Woods (no relation), is arguing about the civility of lethal injection. There is some argument that the drug that stops the heart is being administered before the inmate is completely sedated, thus causing some pain prior to death. It's being argued that this is inhumane. This man, David Woods, was convincted for the brutal murder of his 77 year old neighbor. Did he stop to consider that the murder might be painful for his victim? There was no team of lawyers to plead the victim's case. There was no one there to witness their cries of agony and deem it inhumane. The fact that people are so concerned for the pain and suffering of the convicted murderer seems like the cruelest of tasteless jokes. You want to know what I think is fair? Truly fair? I think the only fair way for a convicted murderer sentenced to death to die is in the same manner they killed. If you shot a man, you are shot in the same mann

Thinking Of Malori
Yes, we arent together. Yes, Im interested in another girl. Memories are precious and feelings arent turned off over night. I am my own person now, I live for me, but that doesnt mean that I cant make someone feel special who still feels the same way I do and always will. 1000 words/memoriesAdd to My Profile | More Videos Better Than Me" I think you can do much better than me After all the lies that I made you believe Guilt kicks in and I start to see The edge of the bed Where your nightgown used to be I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What it feels like beside you I really miss your hair in my face And the way your innocence tastes And I think you should know this You deserve much better than me While looking through your old box of notes I found those pictures I took That you were looking for If there's one memory I don't want to lose That time at the mall You and me in the dressing room I told myself I won't miss you But I remember What i

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Allow yourself The most difficult part of any accomplishment is getting yourself to do it. Once you fully allow yourself to take the necessary actions, the results begin flowing to you with ease. Your ego promotes the false idea that effort and challenge are things to be avoided. In reality, effort and challenge enable you to create great value and bring immense joy to life. Accomplishment is something that comes easily and naturally to you, when you choose to allow it. From the inside out, you are meant to create. All that you are, all that you have, all that you know can work together to bring about your most treasured dreams. You are never too old, too young, too feeble or too uninformed to make a real difference. The only thing that can truly stop you is you, but only if you listen to the insecure posturing of your ego. Choose instead to listen to your heart, which tells you what you know you must do. Find real joy in following your purpose. Find fulfillment b

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YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME ,BUT ALL WAYS USE YOUR BRAIN, YOU CAN DO WHAT U CHOOSE BUT ALWAYS REMEMBER, WHAT U GOT TO LOOSE, LIVE LIFE ALL HYFIE, BUT REMEMBER ONE DAY YOU GOTTA FIND THAT WIFEY, STAY TRUE TO HER NEVER ABUSE HER, SHOW HER YOU LOVER, IN AND OUT OF THE COVERS, BE HER ONE AND ONLY LOVER, FLOWERS, CHOCOLATE, JEWLERY, SHIT EVEN LINGERIE , JUST TO SHOW HER THIS IS WHERE U WANNA STAY, VALENTINE DAY, MOTHER DAY, BIRTHDAYS, AND ESPECIALLY ANNIVERSARIES, THESE DATE YOU NEVER MISS, CUZ THINK DOES SHE EVER DO THIS, PULL UP A CHAIR AND READ THIS POEM, DONT STAIR TO HARD, AN LOOK IN YOUR HEART,REMEMBER THE DAY YOUR FOUND YOUR STAR, THINK BACK TILL THE FIRST DAY , AND WHERE U STAND TODAY, THINK OF ALL THE THING YOU'VE DONE TOGATHER, WEATHER FOR HER OR WHAT U WANTED TO DO, WASN'T SHE THERE SO WHOLE HEARTED AND TRUE, SO THINK WHAT THEY ASK OF YOU TO DO, IS IT SO HARD THAT YOU CAN'T DO, JUST REMEMBER WHAT THEY DO FOR YOU, AND ALL THE ASK IS FOR YOU TO STAY TRUE, AND SHOW THEM YOU CARE, EVEN ALL

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Hi there I thought I would tell you alil about some things I like and dislikes ok. Dislikes men who are rude and rude people, Dislikes people who are fake and rude online. Dislikes myspace everyone thinks its soo cool but not like this site myspace has alot of child perves on there and even cops too you have to be careful and who you talk to on there and also who the kids talk to on there also. Likes I love kissing and cuddling caressing a nice a body. Likes I luv to cook. I love all kinds of music except mexican sorry cant understand it hehe. Likes I luv to see a woman on a toilet its soo erotic yes of course its private and taboo but soo beautiful realy. Likes I luv sex toys of course who dont. Likes I have kinky pics up yes but I dont eat share or wear it ok. Likes I have listened in as a woman went to the bathroom and yes some of you women have also but of course alot are shy or wont even admit it but still have done it hehe. If any of you have any other questio

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Ive been thinking alot about everything thats been happening in my life lately. I never expected growing up that my life would end up like this. I wanna take a little bit of time to vent and see if I cant get a little advice at the same time. For those of you who know me personally, you already know a little bit about whats been going on. But still even those closest to me have no idea how I feel about it. Im very good about keeping my feelings bottled up inside me until I explode. Most people think Im a hard-ass, which I still am, just not all the time like I make people think. I grew up like most kids do. My parents got divorced when I was a young child. I think I was about 5 years old. Like most people who get divorced, my parents strongly disliked each other. In fact, I dont think they said more then 15 words to each other until my sister had her first child. Which was 16 years after they got divorced. Dad got custody of my sister and I and we saw mom every other weekend. It w

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SUBJECT: A PHONE CONVERSATION NO CHILD SHOULD EVER GET! OK,THIS IS WHERE THE STORY BEGINS! IT WAS SATURDAY NITE(5/19/07),MY 17YR. OLD SON & HIS GIRLFRIEND(who lives with him)(she a very sweet girl)CAME OVER TO VISIT HIS DAD & I, I NOTICED HER FOOT WAS SWELLED & HAD A BIG NASTY BRUISE ON THERE,I ASKED HER WHAT HAPPENED,SHE SAID SHE FELL DOWN THE STEPS @ THEIR APARTMENT, IT LOOKED LIKED IT COULD OF BEEN BROKEN & SHE NEEDED TO HAVE A DR. LOOK @ IT,WE TOLD HER TO CALL HER MOM CAUSE THE GIRL IS ONLY 16 & HER MOM WAS STILL RESPONSIABLE FOR HER,(we couldn't sign papers),BUT WE WOULD TAKE HER,NOW GET THIS....HER OWN MOM DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE UP HER LIL' CAMPIN TRIP TO SEE TO HER DAUGHTER'S NEEDS FOR A FEW HRS. NO INSTEAD SHE CHOSE TO CALL HER DAUGHTER & PERSEED TO TELL HER(this is all true BY THE WAY)NOT TO CALL HER ANYMORE,NOT CALL HER MOM ANYMORE & THAT SHE WAS NO LONGER HER MOM,& ALL THIS SHIT CAME OUTA NO WHERE! HELL,WE ALL THOUGHT THEY WHERE GETTIN ALONG JUST FINE,SHE JUST DIDN'T WA

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If you think you are beaten,you are. If you think you dare not, you don't. If you like to win, but think you can't It is almost certain you won't... If you think you;ll lose,you're lost. For out in the world we find Success begins with our will It's all in the state of mind. If you think you are outclassed,you are You've got to think high to rise. You've got to be sure of yourself before You can ever win a prize. Life's battles don't always go To the stronger or faster man.But sooner or later the man who wins Is the man WHO THINKS HE CAN!!!!!!

Thinking About Leaving Ct!
Im torn trying to figure out what I should do. So I thought Id ask my family and Friends. I love CT but theres just so much going on with contests and family drama. I love my friends and family and would do anything for any of you as some or most of you know. So I ask you now should I stay or should I go?

Things That Are Annoying
OK i have these neighbors who are very loud and inconsiderate. I understand that there will be noises but this has gone far enough. Ive even found busted beer bottles in the place where i park and i just bought 4 brand new tires for my car. I have told my landlord and she wont do nothing about it...what should i do?

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So I do MUMMs. Alot. Most of them are just satirical bits that amuse me greatly, and most folks just don't get them. This one was taken down for being NSFW, and in all fairness I can understand why... words can be so offensive sometimes. "Genital Emergency! "Alright, so I know these two girls and they are WAY too embarrassed to ask how to deal with this themselves, so I’m gonna ask for them. Apparently these girls (we’ll call them Jane and Janet) have been friends for over 5 years, and one of them (Jane) may or may not have managed to insert her Nuva Ring too far insider herself. Janet has agreed to help her if necessary, since she’s such a team player. "Here is the big question that Jane and Janet need too know: "Should Jane let Janet fish around inside her to get that Ring out, setting aside how awkward they might feel for one another the next day? Or should they wait and see if the Ring works itself out all by its lonesome?" For all interested parties, the vote

Things That Make Us Wonder
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people

Things I Don't Remember
Joe Kenny, I will never forget you. I'm really confused right now, and I'm not really sure how to feel. The fact that you are gone is starting to sink in (although, it still seems very unreal and it will probably be a while before I... I don't know). I'm really confused, I don't understand, and I'm kind of angry at you. I NEVER expected something like this to happen. Thank you for being a part of my life, even though it's been a while. Thank you for all the times you made me laugh and smile. You were amazing, you ARE amazing. I love you, and I will miss you so much. Thanks for the good times, and all the laughs. I'm going to miss you. I'm so glad that you were a part of my life. I don't have any memories of you that don't make me want to smile. Love you :] VENETA - Former teachers and classmates said Tuesday that they remember Joe Kenny as a fun-loving student who enjoyed pulling stunts and was voted "class clown" in his senior year at Elmira High School. Kenny, 20, died S

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1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 2. Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. 3. You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread. 4. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? 5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? 6. Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. 7. Whoa, time out. Football is on. 8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! 9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? 10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

Things & Stuff
Paris Hilton Hell... OK, seriously...who really cares about Paris "F**kin" Hilton? Huh? Who? If you come home from work and the first thing on your mind is "The Paris Hilton Saga," then you have issues. What the hell has Paris Hilton ever done? What are her accomplishments? What has she done to help better mankind? What college did she go to? The University of Slut & Whore? She has done nothing. She will never do anything. She is famous because of her name...not her wealth, her name. Keep in mind, she didn't make all that money. She didn't start Hilton Hotels. She just lives off it. I can do that. Anybody can do that. Then there's the videos. We've all seen them (don't pretend that you haven't). I've seen two of them, I don't know if there are more. One is an example of night-vision technology at it's worse. I felt like I was in Fallujah. Paris looked like a raccoon. And I've always had this fear of raccoons. I don't know why, but they scare the crap out of me. I don't tru

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS: written by a guy. after years of experience. 1.Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't te

Thinkin.
Growing up, I have always been the sort of 'Tom-Boy' type of girl.. I liked sports, fishing, hiking, cars, boy clothes.. I liked hanging with the guys.. I used to play Pogs, and video games, and used to run around in a sports bra and basketteball shorts, No one seemed to have a problem with it. Through the years I went back and forth through "phases" of which way to dress-like a girl, or like a boy. In the 7th grade I dressed like a dude, and got shit for it for the longest time, what it's not okay for a girl to be comfortable in guys clothes or what? So, I changed back into being a girly girl- That went on until about my Junior year in High School. I started dating girls seriously again, and wanted to be comfortable with myself- and in guys clothes I was comfortable with myself. I never really got as much attention dressing like a guy than as dressing like a girl, but I was comfortable so I didn't care. Now recently, my girlfriend left me- and she wanted me as a dude.. and I figured f

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The things you taught me I will always know. How could I not? The roots have sunk so deep: All lessons of the heart that I will keep No matter who I am or where I go. Kids learn from what their parents are, and so You are my book of life, the thoughts I reap; Only in your arms I quiet sleep; Under my words your voice sings soft and slow. From you I learned the rules of right and wrong Against which I at times had to rebel, Though with regret I carry with me still. How lucky I am to have been loved so well, Even as I pushed against your will, Relying on a father fair and strong. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We may not shower him with praise Nor mention his name in song, And sometimes it seems that we forget The joy he spreads as he goes along, But it doesn’t mean that we don’t know The wonderful role that he has had. And away down deep in every heart There’s a place that is just for Dad.....

Things Must Change
Things Must Change By: Ashley "Friends Forever," we said Together until the end We share everything with eachother You are my best friend When I am sad, you're by my side When I am scared you feel my fear You are my best support If I need you, you are there You are the greatest friend You always know what to say You make everything seem better as long as we have each other Everything will be okay Somewhere along the way we slowly drifted apart I was here, you were there It tears a hole in my heart Things are changing Our cheerful music reversed its tune It's like having salt without pepper A sun without a moon Suddenly we were miles apart Two different people with nothing the same It's like we haven't been friends Although we know deep in our hearts Neither one of us is to blame You have made new friends And luckily so have I But that doesn't change the heart The loss of our friendship makes me cry As we grow older, Things must change But the don'

Thinkin Bout Him
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and..

Thinking Of You!!!
How to Dance in the Rain It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redressed his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's Disease. As we talked

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So yea being too nice and sweet just sux. Got my heart broken once again can't seem to get anything right not here and not in the real world. I'm so tired of all this crap I really don't know what to do anymore. I feel like I'm the one just standing on the outside watching everything happen for everyone else but me. I feel so alone in a sea of friends and family. I don't know how much more I can take anymore. This is why I stay single because thier just isn't anyone for me out there. If there was I think I would of found them by now. well thanks for reading to those who did and thanks to those who showed me love while I was feeling so sad. LIFE HOW DO YOU LIVE IT DO YOU LIVE IT LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW OR DO YOU TAKE IT ONE DAY AT A TIME THINKING YOU WILL SEE TOMORROW.I HAVE TRIED TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST EVERYDAY TO BE HAPPY ONE. YESTERDAY I GOT SOME BAD NEWS THOUGH WE WERE NOT CLOSE BUT WE WERE STILL FAMILY AND HE WAS SO YOUNG TO HAVE HIS LIFE END SO SHORT. JON JON HAD HIS HE

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How many of us really search deep inside to find who we are? How many of us reach for that unattainable grasp of self that eludes us all? I have wandered that path, alone, lost, and confused for most of my life. Every so often i found someone to guide me to a new, previously unfound trail on that path. And yet i still wonder, have i obtained my goal? Have i followed those precepts and standards that i set for myself so long ago? Oh how i loath questions with answers that lead to more questions. Jayden

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Here are some of the tags I have made if anyone wants to use cool. If its not yours please don't use..I make these for people and if you ask nicely and help out CHERRY's contest pic I would be more than happy to make you one too...Hugs and Kisses ~Nin@~ If you have specs on what colors you want and if you want it animated let me know in a pm! Thinking about having a 7 day contest for all my graphic designers out there....I need a T-shirt design for my new radio show....Nina & Nalley Morning Show...This is our logo for the station. Feel free to rip,copy, or whatever to do what you need to do to make it into a design. True Country is the format if that helps too. If interested just let me know. Hoping to start within the next week. I need to get to printing them as soon as possible. Winner will get a shirt with their logo, 1 mo VIP, and

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"The Goddess and God are equal; neither is higher or more deserving of respect. Though some Wiccans focus their rituals toward the Goddess and seem to forget the God entirely, this is a reaction to centuries of stifling patriarchal religion, and the loss of acknowledgement of the feminine aspect of divinity. Religion based entirely on feminine energy, however, is as unbalanced and unnatural as one totally masculine in focus. The ideal is a perfect balance of the two. The Goddess and God are equal, complementary." Taken from "Wicca A Guide For The Solitary Practitioner" by Scott Cunningham I like this statement because I am seeking balance in my life. It seems I have always been searching for balance. It is easy to walk a right path when others around you do so. It is far harder to walk a good path when others around you fail and flounder through the wilderness or walk down darksome twisted trails crying for you to follow. It is easy to respect the good Ear

Things A True Boyfriend Does
To ALL Girls: This is exactly how a guy should treat you...If he doesn't he's not the one for you... To ALL Guys: This is exactly how you should treat a girl...If you want her to be with you forever... A True Boyfriend ~give her a jacket, sweatshirt or even hoodie of yours so other people know shes taken by you ~leave her sweet messages for her when she wakes up ~sneak up behind her a whisper sweet nothings ~grab her by the waist ~do anything to make her smile ~always make her laugh ~tell her shes beautiful not sexy ~tell her she has amazing or beautiful eyes ~buy her things just because ~when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend ~if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay ~NEVER cheat on her ~call her just to say hi ~kiss her on the forehead ~when you walk with her, walk slowly and better yet holding her hand ~tickle her even when she says stop ~tell her you miss her.. even if you just saw her an hour ago ~DON'T S

50 Things
Written 2004.12.19 © Gavin C. Schmitt 50 Similarities Between Jesus and Horus The following was adapted and expanded based on an article available from religioustolerance.org. Upon revision, each point will be fleshed out and this will be more of an essay than a list. As it stands, this list is hardly original... but revised, will hopefully be more authoritative and objective than many of the Christ-bashing pages out there. 1. Both were conceived of a virgin. 2. Both were the "only begotten son" of a god (either Osiris or Yahweh) 3. Horus's mother was Meri, Jesus's mother was Mary. 4. Horus's foster father was called Jo-Seph, and Jesus's foster father was Joseph. 5. Both foster fathers were of royal descent. 6. Both were born in a cave (although sometimes Jesus is said to have been born in a stable). 7. Both had their coming announced to their mother by an angel. 8. Horus; birth was heralded by the star Sirius (the morning star). Jesus had his birth he

Things Men Do Wrong During Sex.
) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewi

Thinkin About You!!!
Your on my mind 24/7 your the first thing on my mind when i awake and the last thing on my mind when i go to bed so as I'm thinking of you i think of all the times we spent together and i cant help but to notice that i always laugh and i always have a smile on my face when I'm with you seeing you or even talking to you on the phone brings butterfly's to my tummy your the only guy who has ever made me feel this way and i thank god for sending you into my life because now i know that your the right guy for me and I'm the right girl for you.

Things You Never Knew
I thought it was good FREE info to pass on to everyone. Speed trap ID This is for real.....in much detail. Even to the description of the unmarked cars used for lasering and ticketing in all states. This is interesting. click on what ever state you want and then it will show the city or towns you want to view, click on which one you want to view see if you know any of them. You can see them in the cities in the U.S. or Canada. Very interesting. I had no idea this was available to everyone. Do you know the speedtraps in your hometown? The SpeedTrap Exchange is a site where visitors can post what they believe are speedtraps. The National Motorists Association cannot attest to the validity of these listings. They are individual postings from private individuals who believe a speed trap is in effect in these locations. JUST CLICK OR FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW http://www.speedtrap.org/speedtraps/stetlist.asp

Thinking
THE RIGHT TIME.... Miss you. Pay attention my love cause its over At the tip of my tongue is the price you weren't willing to pay Still this is something akin to a breakdown And your impression of a woman supposed to be easy to see That there'd be torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts When you look back now was it special? Or was it nothing but anecdote that you can tell now and then I delude myself it was worth it Even though from the beginning I could see exactly how it would end That there'd be torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts Torn up photos and lonely nights Cursing crying and drawn out fights Make up sex and a brand new start Broken promises for broken hearts I wanna wish you away, I wanna wish you away I wanna wish you away, I wanna wish you away? I

Thinking Aloud
We recently found out that my sister is pregnant!!! Which, last month I bought her a baby shower gift and she could not figure out why I was buying one so soon. Now, maybe she will believe me when I say something will happen. LOL. But we are all excited as this is the first grandchild for my mother. I am, however, very nervous because shes a huge worrywart and stresses over everything. I think I may feel sorry for the child even, seeing how she is no fun for fear of the kids getting hurt. Yes, even to learn to walk she freaks out about everything. So we will see how this goes. So I spent 5 weeks in Mexico at the University of Guadalajara and I came back home. Found it a little funny when I went places and started to speak spanish and not even realize it til i noticed the funny looks on faces. Never knew how much I would miss being able to walk up to someone and speak spanish and get my ideas across. Now I can not wait til I can find people on here that can speak to me in spanish and o

105 Things
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Yes 2. LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? 5 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? My poodle Prince 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Yes, but I've never broken one 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? LOL. I unno 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Glittery Nikes 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Pizza 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? their butt 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Lita Ford & Ozzy Osborne- If I close my eyes forever 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Tampa, FL. 11. HIGH SCHOOL YOU ATTENDED: Lanphier & Southeast. Both in Springfield, IL. 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: Metro PCS 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Spencer Gifts 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: can't remember 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? No 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: lmao no 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: My uncle Waylon's first weddi

44 Things Women Would Die For!!!!
ladies: this will make you tear up MEN: read it, all of it! 1-touch her waist 2-talk to her 3-share secrets 4-give her your jacket 5-kiss her slowly ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6-hug her 7-hold her 8-laugh with her 9-invite her somewhere 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends KEEP READING 11-smile with her 12-take pics with her 13-pull her onto your lap 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved ARE YOU THINKING OF SOMEONE? 16-always hug her and say "i love you" when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly 18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST! 19-tell her shes beautiful! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! OH AND ONE LAST THING YOU NEED TO SHOW HER YOU MEAN IT 21-Open doors for her, walk her to her car- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurt t

8th In Line, A 4-parter
Sarah is the first to awaken, and her movements in the bed wake me. She explains that she really has to get moving since she needs to be at work in an hour. You wake as she is getting dressed. She comes back to the bed and kisses you good-bye, thanking you for the great time last night, her hand slipping between your thighs for one last feel. I get up and pull on some boxers to walk her to the door. "I'm so glad you came over to talk to me at the bar last night," she says as I pull her close and caress her ass. "I was feeling pretty low due to a recent breakup; you and Izzy were just what I needed at the time. Thanks for making me feel desirable again." "You are so much more than just desirable, I'm just glad Izz talked me into it. Here's the number here at the flat, and Izzy's cell, why don't you give us a call later when you get off work? Maybe we can all get together again before I have to head back to the States." "You sure she won't mind? I'd think she would want you to h

Things...
damn! almost out of room to post more pics...me..what can ya do? i guess i will change em up every so often. i have over 500. we took some new beach shots at tamarack in carlsbad and got some really good ones in downtown carlsbad. for those of you that keep asking to see the fam pics....what do you have to offer? ;)

10 Things To Do If.....
How to Be Sure You'll Always Have a Job 10. Hide a "baby monitor." Makes those closed door meetings easier to hear. 9. Leave a pregnancy test kit with a positive result and an unsigned note saying, "I told you that damn condom ripped." 8. Play a game of "pocket pool" if you know what I mean! 7. First, simply hide pot seeds and watch as your clueless boss waters and nutures the plants daily. Second, watch as boss is escorted out of the building three months later by security. 6. Decorate using a thong and lace bra the morning after the company Christmas party. 5. When the boss asks "What have you accomplished this quarter?", respond with "Well, this chart shows that I have come to work completely baked only 25 times which is a decrease of 10% over last quarter. That combined with less sick days due to being too drunk to get out of bed has resulted in a 2% increase in productivity. I think that's pretty fucking good don't you?" 4. Tell your supervisor

Things You May Not Know About Me...
Four Things you may not know about me.... Four places I have worked: 1. CiCi's Pizza--TX--loved it! 2. Claires--TX---loved it! 3. CiCi's Pizza--GA---loved it! 4. Bed, Bath, and Beyond---GA---it was ok. Four places I have lived: 1. Temple TX 2. Lichtenau, Germany 3. Killeen, TX 4 Macon, GA Four TV shows I love to watch: 1. Charmed! & House 2. CSI Las Vegas! 3. Without a trace. 4. The Meantalist! Four places I have been on vacation: 1. Berchstesgaden Germany---1993(with parents!) 2. Savannah GA--Summer Vaction 2000 3. Savannah GA-- St.Patricks's Day 2001 4. Panama Florida - July 2008 Four of my favorite foods: 1. WATERMELON 2. Pork Chops 3. PIZZA 4. PASTA Four places I would rather be right now: 1. San Francisco 2. Ireland! 3. Hawaii 4. Germany Four friends/family I think will respond: 1. Candi 2. Stacey 3. Christina 4. Khandi Now, here's what you're supposed to do..

Things I Can't Stand!
1. People who talk on the phone, smoke and drive with their elbows. 2. People who ask a/s/l and don't read profiles first. Normally the same people have no profile. 3. People who complain about the government and don't vote! 4. My next door neighbors (a crack whore (mother), petifile (husband), murderer (oldest daughter) 5. People who are nasty to you only after you were nice to them. 6. Co-workers who you get along with and then turn on you to save their own ass! 7. Government officials who put themselves above the law. (more to come)

Things I Write
From the dark of the night I hear, Your call as you draw near. I open the window and await, The arrival of my dark mate. Yours is the beauty of the night, I'm just a moth trapped by your light. I want you as my dark knight, and for that I gladly sacrifice my life. Into my neck your fangs you sink, And of my blood you deeply drink, As you take what you need to live, Your own blood to me you freely give. When the last human in me does expire, and into darkness I am born Vampire. Children of the night we'll be, You, My love and me. With hunger for the blood we need, Together we will hunt and feed. For our own selfish sake, The life's of innocents we must take. And when in Tomb from daylight we do hide, I will lie contented at your side. and with a shroud used as a cover, I'll lay down with my DARK LOVER. All is lost in this lonely world. All I have is a vague memory of what we were, Together we chanted the soft lullabies To our weary victims Wand

10 Things You Might Not...
10 Things You Might NOT Have Known About Martin Luther King 1. He expressed as a young man some "embarrassment" about all the "stomping and shouting" that went on in some churches and said upon entry into Morehouse that his "primary interest is politics." 2. When James Earl Ray went to purchase the rifle that would be the murder weapon he had mentioned that he was going deer hunting. Upon hearing this, the sales clerk talks him out of the 6MM .243 caliber model and hands him the 30-06 caliber Remington Gamemaster that was used. Ballistics experts have argued whether or not the difference in power would have saved King's life. 3. A gifted student he graduated high school at 15 years of age and delivered his first prepared sermon in his father's church, Ebenezer Baptist Church in Atlanta, at age 18 in the Summer of 1947. 4. His birth name Michael Luther King, Jr. was changed to Martin prior to his starting school. 5. There is still an ongoing inv

60 Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger. 13. It's ok, we'll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies?

The Thing Found Dead
PE Line- Hollywood CA, In a bizzare case, Hollywood Police found "Thing", the former character actor from the Adams Family television series, dead on Sunset Boulevard with tire tracks across his hand...er...body. "It appears that "Thing" was the victim of a hit and run." said Officer Riley, the first officer on the scene, "He's been seen around this area before, this is not the best stretch of Sunset, sort of a Red Light district, if you know what I mean. We've even seen Britney Spears and Paris Hilton around here before." When asked what he thought "Thing" would have been doing in a red light district, the officer blushed and smiled sheepishly, "Well friend, what would any red blooded American, uhmmm, "hand" want? I'll let you use your imagination on that." When reached for comment, John Astin, who played the part of Gomez Adams said, "I'm deeply saddened to hear about my friend. "Thing" was a...a hand of few words, I think I speak for all the former cast, at least those of u

Thing I Dislike
What does the word love mean to you What does love do for you Why can we say i love you to the ones we love Why is the love there to the ones we show love Are heart are mad up in parts you see For each other and and the one you seek The last part of your heart in the wouldfulest Of the them all is the thing that you will give Is 110% of love you can give

Things To Take Heed To! Plz Read And Feel Free To Pass On! It Sickens Me But Everyone Should Know!
Injustice in Jena as Nooses Hang From the "White Tree" By Bill Quigley t r u t h o u t | Report Tuesday 03 July 2007 All white jury sitting before white judge agrees with white prosecutor and all white witnesses and convicts black youth in racially charged high school criminal case. In a small, still mostly segregated, section of rural Louisiana, an all white jury heard a series of white witnesses called by a white prosecutor testify in a courtroom overseen by a white judge in a trial of a fight at the local high school where a white student who had been making racial taunts was hit by black students. The fight was the culmination of a series of racial incidents starting when whites responded to black students sitting under the "white tree" at their school by hanging three nooses from the tree. The white jury and white prosecutor and all white supporters of the white victim were all on one side of the courtroom. The black defendant, 17-year-old Mychal Bell, and his supporter

Things I Support
The following blog is a copy from a friend.. his link is below.. please add, rate, fan, and help support. Please look at his paintings.. they are amazing pieces from a gifted Marine Veteran. ******************************************************* I have seem to have lost my path on what is important to me,but I have found a place of focus and this is what I want to do. A project called a A Painting For The Fallen. I want to get the word out to anyone with Who has lost or knows of a fallen troop to contact me so I am able to I do a painting for them.,in between the painting's I am working on. I will get with my Web Master as soon as I am able, so I can set up a picture to be sent and all the info required. I want to give back at least a little part to those who gave all. I will donate all the supplies and my time, it is just the shipping cost is what I will need. I am literally a starving Artist here. Thank you and pass the word Brandon. $safe_uid_dname@ fub

Things That Make Me Think
#1 Throw out nonessential numbers This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them...that's what you pay him/her for. #2 Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches will only pull you down. #3 Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. #4 Enjoy the simple things #5 Laugh often. long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. #6 The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. #7 Surround yourself with what you love, weather it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. #8 Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. #9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next country, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. #10 Tell the people you love th

Things That Occure In My Life.
Ok so i have this little problem. I was at my buddy Zacks dads house and then met this girl. Not saying who it was. Then, that day we got drunk with them, and i ended up making out with her all night till we hadda go. Then, we never stopped liking each other 4 the next like...2 months. Then i asked her out. She took 3 days to answer it ignoring everything i mentioned about it and cut herself out of depression. I dint want a cutter so i was like "fuck that". Then 2 weeks later i figured, well, maybe i'll give her a 2nd chance. So i did. I asked her out, and she said no cause everyone told her i cheat on my gf's with kylie. ewwww hell no. aint true. so then, about 2 months, 3 months later, she asks out my buddy. he says yes. He ends up not being that good of a bf 2 her and she might dump him. Meanwhile, i still like her. I asked her if i had a chance still, and she said she dint know. She then ended up cheating on him on friday with this dude named zeb (having sex with him) and i end up

Things You Might Wanna Know About Me
Weight:: nunya Right or left-handed:: Lefty Heritage:: Irish,german,indian Are you in love?:: Was How do you alleviate stress?:: I dont Do you swear?:: Like a sailor If you could have any job, what would it be?:: Massage Therapist and I am What are your favorite sports to watch?:: Football What was your first car?:: Flinestone Feet LOL What kind of car do you have now?:: None Were you popular in high school?:: Yes pretty much Do you like thunderstorms?:: nope Is the glass half empty or half full?:: its in the midle Best places you have ever been?:: Road trip from Cali to Colorado Favorite food?:: Mexican Least favorite food?:: Spinach What type of music do you dislike most?:: really old oldies Do you take illegal drugs?:: i used to Do you believe in love at first sight?:: I did If you're not in love now, have you ever been?:: Yes and then he stabbed me in the back(not literally) Are you a risk taker?:: It depends What do y

Thinking Again...d'oh!!
well... it is official... my oldest daughter is going to produce me a grandbaby sometime in November later this year... I really do not know how to feel part of me is saying, wow... you are kinda young to be having grandbabies... and the other half feels happy for her... now I can give her the curse in hopes that her child is ten times worse then she was when she was growing up...haha. I would just like to have the child be healthy and have no complications... then on another note... I am going to my home state for the week-end...joy joy... yes, that was sarcastic but the only good part of it is is that I will be going with my Honey...I would go anywhere with him...even on an airplane (did I say that?) haha. It is a meet and greet that he goes to from time to time for his hobby... his Dodge Magnum... kick azz car and all I like it...:D not as much as him...d'oh... I can take him to see my wonderful parents...(cough cough)... and he can see the hobbies my father is into with hi

Thinking In Words
I want the kind of love where he will take me up to the local water tower and spray paint our names in a big heart facing the town. I want to go on picnics in the winter just so we can kkep each otehr warm. I want a man that resepcts that im not perfect but can come close at times. I want to know that when im gonna throw up because i drank too much that he will be there holding my hair up and talking me though it. I want to wake up next to someone that will look at me at my lowest and tell me that i am beauitful. I want to shiver just when i think about him becuase im so excited to see him. I want him to take risks with me. Go skydiving, cliff jumping. I want a guy that will talk to me at any time of the day. I want a complicated man. Im not so sure he exists, but you can always dream right? Erin To all the guys that ever treated a girl with disrespect, hear what that girl has to say. I may have good looks , doesn't mean you have to reassure me all the time that i am "sexy".

2 Things
far better is it 2 hav a strout health always and 2 suffer 1's share of evil!than 2 be ever fearing of what may happen!!! what man is a man!that does not change the world?? its been said men only have to things n the hearth!1 is love,and the other hate,,i ask my self sumtimes witch 1 will preveal over the other,,and ive come to the point where i feel like which ever 1 u feed the most,is the 1 tht preveals!!!hmm,i wonder which i has filled mine??!!

Thing That Make You Go Hmmmm
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?" "Yes sir," the student says. "So you believe in God?" "Absolutely." "Is God good?" "Sure! God's good." "Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?" "Yes." "Are you good or evil?" "The Bible says I'm evil." The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?" "Yes sir, I would." "So you're good...!" "I wouldn't say that." "But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't." The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" The student remains silent. "No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes

85 Things About Me
Where were you the day the Twin Towers Fell..... Heres what you do. Add your name and tell us where you were and what you were doing when you heard about the Twin Towers on September 11, 2001. See how many people really care about the USA. Copy and repost this as Where were you the day the Twin Towers Fell. 1. Sarah--I was in Tyler, Texas on my way to work. I was hoping it was wrong, but it wasn't. 2. Wendy ~ At work , on the ambulance 3. TXCHICA~~I was on my way to work. 4. Smoke Lovers United - I was at work..We were able to watch it on the break room television..It was my co-workers 50th BDAY .. big work party planned but we never celebrated..we just sat stairing at the TV with our mouths open. GOD BLESS THE USA AND THE FAMILYS WHO LOST SOMEONE THAT DAY 5. Earnhardt Country- I was in a U.S Histroy class. i was shocked. 6. REDNECK WOMAN- I WAS IN MY CAR LISTENING TO Z100 AND THEY SAID THAT THE NORTH TOWER WAS HIT BY A PLANE I THOUGHT IT WAS JOKE SO I SHUT OFF MY

Things To Make You Smile
TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled Was Not One of t

Thinking Of You
As I sit here thinking of you, I remember all the good times we had... once so passionate; now gone with the wind. The Love that once burned between us; is now dead! All that remains are two broken hearts and tears of pain and loneliness. It's hard for me not to cry as I sit here and remember the evening....the evening you broke my heart. We were on our way to being so much more! I think of all the time we could have still spent together, holding each other tight and telling one another how much we Loved each other. I remember in the past 5 years how there was nothing and no one that could tear us apart. We were so consumed in each other, so happy, so in Love...now all we have are the memories. Oh, how I Miss You! You will always have a part of my heart, but I could never Love the way I loved YOU! Always know I still Love You! By: Lucky to be Irish

5 Things You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do....
FIRST EMERGENCY The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and intrestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the key pad is locked. Try it out. SECOND Have you locked your keys in the car? Does your car have remote key less entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reasons to own a cell phone. If you lock your keys in the car and spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no subject. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who had the other"remote" for your car, you c

Things That Have Happen To Us
today is a sad day for all of us. for some its even more sad then it might be to others. i remember coming back from class on this day in 2001 my roommate told me not to turn off the news. i called my mom as i watched and was talkin to her about everything going on. it was sad. my roommate at the time had parents who worked on a base so she was scared. in chapel that day we were told we could stand up and pray outloud if we wanted to. so i did. i ask God to help my roommate in her time of fear i asked Him to watch over those who were scared and lost and for the families of all who had passed. my roommate when home that night to be with her family. well school was out and life went on. a year came around and i had started a job at a daycare. my mom and i took my dad to the doctor to take a sleep test. thats when we got the news of my aunt and cousin. we were told at the time that my cousin (3yrs of age) got out of her carseat (they can do that) and my aunt turned around still driving wa

Think About Me
I will be having surgery tomorrow and am asking all of my friends, family, and fans to think of me, say a prayer or all of the above. The nerves are starting to kick in since preop is over and done with. I know deep down that it will go well. I have such great friends on here I wanted to share. Someone will update when I am out. Have fun and I will miss you all!!! MY FRIENDS ROCK!!!! Much love......MUAHSSS SUGAHHH.....Sandi

Things That Make You Say...hmmmm!
Paper cut on the fold of you pinky? or A piece of skin removed from cuticle on your pointer finger? Ouch!! to both!!! For me Pointer finger, I use it more Dam is hurts!! Keeped hurting it at every turn...lol Isn't always like that? Just Curious....lol Love You Guys!!! 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 3. And discover that The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I apologize about this. I'm an idiot and I needed company .... "WAS SENT TO ME" To love is to share life together to bu

Things Not To Do. Part 2.
bottom up as always... todays lesson: how NOT to start a conversation... aaron: sry ->KinkStar S...: get out and get laid ->KinkStar S...: no wonder you're on here looking for fucking cyber ->KinkStar S...: wow someone likes to be blocked doesn't he aaron: u wont suck it for me? ->KinkStar S...: learn to comprehend words and figure that shit out on your own aaron: wat u mean? ->KinkStar S...: dear, i take pictures what you do with your dick isnt my problem aaron: u dont want to do anythin wit it? ->KinkStar S...: am i supposed to? aaron: u dont care? aaron: im so hard ->KinkStar S...: hey aaron: hey baby yeah... how do you not figure out what i meant? Sin

Thinking.
Why is it that with certain people we feel comfortable enough to "let down our hair" while with others your always angry around them? specially with divorced parents... your more comfortable around one than the other... I've noticed that I'm very laied back when im with one parent than with the other one... (im not specifying who out of respect for both) but i just dont understand why one treats me like an adult while the other one dont. i mean its almost as if one is happy ive grown up and the other dont ever want me to grow up. of course thats prolly parents for ya. One day i hope to understand why both parents cant be happy about their child... and why one parent disapproves of everything while the other looks at you and tells you "your an adult now... you make your own decisions but i ask you to make wise ones not ones you will regret later on in life". i also hope that one day i can win both parents respects and not be torn between them both because i love both my parents to

Thinking Blog
DAMNIT I NEED SLEEP LOL N I CANT SLEEP HELP LMAO MY HEAD KILLIN ME AND IM STRESSED OUT I NEED TO GO GET REALLY DRUNK AND STAY THAT WAY A COUPLE DAYS LOL LORD HAVE MERCY IM BABBLING AGAIN OK IM DONE LOL my family just needs prayer , we were told today that my cousins one yr old daughter might have cancer in the lymph nodes in her neck. i raised her mother so this is really breakin my heart..so if u could please keep them in your prayers i would appericate it thank u all for reading this here is a pic of the baby and her parents kelly n adam - her mom n dad kayliegh my life is cursed with sadness and loneliness...i sit and ponder my tortured soul and cry why always me ,what have i done so wrong... as i look inward i slowly die more everyday as the empty sadness eats at my soul...seems the more i love, the more i lose....i think my soul is forever cursed to be in darkness .. only bright spot in my heart and soul is my childern... they always bring brightness

Things
I'm sitting here, on the 18th story of this building, looking out over the sea of land, watching as people move back and forth, going about their lives, and i wonder... are we all just alike or are we so different? we fight, cuss, scream, and kill each other so are we really all that different? then i shrug and just watch as life passes me by content to just be a spector to the grand scheme of things. Music is good for the soul. It can discribe what you cant put into words. It helps you to discribe what you cant find the words to discribe. its amazing what a simple song can make others understand about your feelings. Some songs can make others look at you like you have lost your mind. but if you actually listen to them and take the time to actually think about what the songs actually mean then you will realize that some songs talk about life and discribe how some people see life, and that some things they say are actually true about life. Some Love songs help you say what you ca

The Things That Make You Smile Blog
Subject: Fake vs Real friends FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: is the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying 'Dawg ... we screwed up... but that was fun!' FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back REAL FRIENDS: keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say 'I'M HOME!' FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile REAL FRIENDS: Are for life

Thinking Out Loud
How could life get any better? That is the question I ask myself this morning, I have a great son a wonderful husband that has shown me how much he cares for me in the past couple days. A great job that is slow at the moment but still a good one. Noone could come in and mess up my marriage or happy home even if they wanted to but I am not worried any longer just living one day at a time and being proud to have a husband as wonderful as mine who loves and cares for me and I know now that nothing will ever change that.

Things That Make You Think Blog
This is true...check it out on www.snopes.com Latest Drug in Middle School - 'Dusting' First, I'm going to tell you a little about me and my family. My name is Jeff. I am a Police Officer for a city which is known nationwide for it's crime rate. We have a lot of gangs and drugs. At one point we were # 2 in the nation in homicides per capita. I also have a police K-9 named Thor. He was certified in drugs and general duty. He retired at 3 years old because he was shot in the line of duty. He lives with us now and I still train with him because he likes it. I always liked the fact that there was no way to bring drugs into my house. Thor wouldn't allow it. He would tell on you. The reason I say this is so you understand that I know about drugs. I have taught in schools about drugs. My wife asks all our kids at least once a week if they used any drugs. Makes them promise they won't. I like building computers occasionally and started building a new one in February 2005. I al

Things To Ponder
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? If a doctor suddenly died while doing s

50 Things Women Should Know
Body: 50 things guys wish women knew; Universal guy truths that all women should understand: 1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong. 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone.

Thinking Of You
Well its Thursday! Almost the weekend! Yay..lol Just wanted to wish everyone a good morning..:) The contest is going good so far, with absolutely no drama! Thank you all, and here you go..:) Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

Things That Keep Me Awake
Ok everyone... this is my first ever blog, and I think I screwed up a few things figuring this out. Anyway, here I go ... It's after noon now and I really needed to be asleep 3 hours ago. There is an email that is supposed to be coming out at work today announcing some bad newws regarding some offshoring of (a currentlly unknown percentage) our current accounts. I won't go into detail as it is really not your problem, and I'm not asking for advice. I just feel the need to send some well wishes out to a few people that believe they will be effected by it. So, if it please my lady on this morn of the full moon, I ask you to watch over those in my thoughts today. And I'll keep my fingers crossed as well, just in case :) Good luck everyone!

Things I Write
A long time ago our kind forsaken by god lived in the darkness the shadow of this world but in peace. Over 1000 of years unaware that times where changing One day while we been sleeping till night arrived, we were attacked, many of our enemy and us had there loses. Now we are in eternal war with the living. As we walk in the shadow of the night we will hunt you and revenge the nameless sisters and brothers. Pain we do not feel but hate rules! as long as our kind exists we will hunt you down. Fear we do not have and hate will give us strength Revenge the nameless can't have, our hate will be the revenge for the ones we lost. Our clan is our kind together we will drink your blood, feed on what keeps u alive till darkness overcomes the earth and we shall rule again. By D.R MY LOST SOUL Autumn mornings (my lost soul). Almost soundless just the crows upon the sky Watch them, ...see how they fly This feeling is just right Fills m

30 Things A Man Should Know About Their Women!!!
30 things a guy should know: This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did. 8.5 If you DO sleep with them, DON

Thingz That Make You Go Hmmmmmmmmmmm
At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end! Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule. Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then Tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin , Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. Put these words upon his tomb, " Taxes drove me to my doom..." When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts Receivable Tax Bui

30 Things You'd Never Think To Ask
1. EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring? Yes last year 2. LONGEST relationship? 8 years 3. LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Microsoft Wireless Laser Desktop 4000 mouse and keyboard for my birthday. 4. EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE? Yes 5. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 months ago 6. THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON? Computer stuff 7. LAST FOOD YOU ATE? Chocolate Monkey trial mix with chocolate covered peanuts, chocolate chips, cashews, banana chips, and coconut. 8. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? Eyes and smile 9. ONE FAVORITE SONG? Sick Puppies-All The Same 10. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? Pittsburgh 11. High school YOU ATTENDED: Northgate 12. CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER: T-Mobile 13. FAVORITE MALL STORE: Fashion Bug and Spencers 14. LONGEST JOB YOU HAD: Cashier at Kuhns Market 15. DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE? Yes 16. DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?: No 17. LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED: Neighbor's son 18. FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON T

37 Things A Woman Should Know About Us Men!
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. But ladies we dont expect that! 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he

10 Things To Do To Keep Yourself Occupied While Your Gf Is Shopping At Walmart
1. Grab some boxes of condoms and put them in other peoples carts when they are not looking. 2. Go the to clock isle, and set all the alarm clocks to go off within 5 minutes of each other. 3. Move the Wet Floor signs to a carpeted area. 4. Hide in the clothes racks, and wait until someone walks by, then wiggle the hangers and say in a strange voice, "Buy me Buy me". 5. Impersonate a Walmart employee and give people directions to the wrong Isle. 6. Go into the changing room and put on a moo moo, then come back out and ask someone if this moo moo makes your ass look to fat. 7. Go into the changing rooms wait for 10 minutes then yell, "WHERES THE TOLIET PAPER?" 9. Bring a bra up to a walmart employee and ask if they have it in a size smaller then an A-Cup. 10. Go into the toy isle, and locate the loudest toys they got, and press as many buttons as you can within a minute and walk away.

Things That Just Make Me Mad
here is a day of days were i am here at 1am an god i wanna go back to sleep , when i write its cuz there is no one else to talk too , so this week was the wrost week r better day but why do all u ppl have drama with each other its a chat place were we just come to say hi , say what we want an be part of the norm , this one dont like that one this one said that an too take a side cant really say now , but to have hate an then u decide to , really lets get it over all this drama an have fun , here what i ahave to say just let it go , just let it go well what can i say its 1am

Things Go Wrong
When things go wrong as they sometimes will; When the road you're trudging seems all uphill; When the funds are low, and the debts are high And you want to smile, but have to sigh; When care is pressing you down a bit - Rest if you must, but do not quit. Success is failure turned inside out; The silver tint of the clouds of doubt; And you can never tell how close you are It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit - It's when things go wrong that you must not quit.

Things That Go Bump In The Night...
Well, Since I need to get back into my writing, What type of writing shall I do.. Hmmm.. Well, Halloween is falling upon us so I guess I shall write a ghost story for you all.. I hope you enjoy it as much as do and Pleasant Dreams.. Dave just moved to a new town with his parents as they settled into their new apartment. Dave looked out to the window when he noticed a boy about his age playing in the joint back yard. He walks out there to find the boy playing with a paper air plane. He appeared to be Dave's age.. 8 or 9 years old. Short brown hair, deep blue eyes, and wearing a denim blue jumper outfit. It was dirty and rugged but Dave didnt care. Dave approached the boy as he wore a smile on his face. The other turned and saw Dave as he was making his way towards. The child smiled as well as he stopped all that he was doing. Soon they both started to talk and introduce each other. The other boy's name was name Billy.. And soon Billy and dave quickly became friends.. Dave would ru

Things That Bug Me.........
that horrible squeak styrofoam coolers make when they're in your back floorboard. that may be the single most annoying noise in history. although i hear air-raid sirens were kinda shitty....... people who use a public restroom but don't flush the toilet. this is especially harsh after you've dropped a deuce. i know bathrooms are really dirty places, just use your foot to flush like i do. nobody wants to get splash-up of your pee......... for a race that always bitches and complains about intolerance and racism, black people are awfully intolerant. the worst is they can be that way with their own people just because their skin is too dark, or even worse......too light. and don't EVEN get me started about how they feel about homosexuals....... people who don't know what the fast lane is for. if someone comes up behind you, kindly move over into the other lane as soon as you safely can. even if you're going over the speed limit, be nice and get the f**k outta the way. and if you

Things I Hav To Say!!
IF U HAV PROBLEMS WIT MY PICS...THEN PLEASE BASH UR FACE AGAINST THE WALL INSTEAD...I HAV DECIDED TO PUT UP SUM SUM BEAUTIFUL CUBAN ART...ART!!...THAT IF UR OFFENDED BY ART THEN PLEASE ENTERTAIN URSELF WIT UR PRIVATES AND A CHEESE GRATER... THE NEW YEAR IS ALMOST UPON US...NEW THINGS R JUST AROUND THE CORNER...THIS PAST UR WE MADE NEW FRIENDS...LOST A FEW FRIENDS(R.I.P MARSHALL)..LEARNED NEW THINGS..SHARED LAUGHTERS...TEARS...FOUGHT AND LOVED...REGARDLESS HOW 2007 ENDED FOR ANY OF US...ITS ANOTHER CHAPTER CLOSED.....A YEAR TO REMEMBER...AND LEARN FROM......HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FRIENDS THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO UDATE...REDO....MY FRIEND AND FAMILY LIST...IF U WANT TO STAY ON PLEASE HIT ME UP WIT A MESSAGE...I GONNA REPOST THIS THRU OUT THE WEEK...HOPE U HAD A GREAT WEEKEND

Thinking? Me? Yikes!
This is something we are all encountering when we have to make calls for information or service, whether it be the mail order house or the health care provider or the computer company. We just have to be patient and try to understand what they are telling us and keepa smile on our face. By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service: Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon

The Things We Do...
FUNNY WHAT WE DO TO ATTRACT THE OTHER (OR SAME) SEX. IT'S CUTE TO WATCH SOMEONE WITH THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, AND SO ON... THIS FOR MY FRIEND, WHOM GAVE ME GREAT ENTERTAINMENT WATCHING HER FLIRT...AHHH, MY MUNCHKIN TARD. LOL LOL LOL

" Think And I Write My Feeling Down " So Here Is My Feeling's On Love
TO LOVE A PERSON IS , WITH YOUR HEART , BODY , MIND , SOUL , YOUR EVERYTHING . NOT TO CHANGE EITHER OR TO EXCEPT EACH OTHER AS THEY ARE , TO LOVE THEM FOR WHOM THEY ARE , WHAT THEY ARE . NOT TO CHANGE THEM , BE THERE FOR EACH OTHER , THROUGH THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES , TO HOLD THE ONE YOU LOVE UP , AND PICK THEM UP WHEN THEY FALL, NEVER LEAVING THEIR SIDE , NEVER FAILING THEM , TRYING TO FIX WHAT EVER HAPPENED , NEVER NOT GOIN TO BED ANGRY , TO ALWAYS TALK AND MAKE IT RIGHT . GOD , LOVE ACHES , MAKES YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH , YOU CAN NOT EAT , CAN NOT SLEEP , ALWAYS ON YOUR MIND 24/7 . WANTING TO HOLD AND NEVER LET IT GO , WANTING EVERYTHING WITH THAT PERSON . TO SHARE FEELINGS IDEA'S GROWING OLD TOGETHER , JUST BEING WITH THE GUY OR GIRL YOU LOVE . NEVER TO LEAVE THEIR SIDE MY HEART , MY SOUL , MY BODY , MIND , ALL BELONGS TO YOU , YOU KNOW 24/7 OF YOU WITH ME , YOUR BABYDOLL FOREVER CHERIE AKA BREW

Things You Find Out When You Have Sons
You also find out interesting things when you have sons, like 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already

100 Things Or Something.lol
1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. barely visible "y" shaped scar on my right cheeck from a fight with another boy when I was a kid. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my daughter, and Bro and parents. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? Not big on Cellphones that do everything but wash dishes...simple slider that does wut I need it to do (function as a phone!) LoL 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? everything. I can stand any kind for a maximum of an hour.lol 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? The rolling green hills (default) 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? hmmmm.... to meet that which I've been searching for.... 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 6:23PM 10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? SHe was psycho. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? not usually. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? the one who was supposed to make me smile. 13.WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE

Things Said To Me ..
Hi this blog mite cause me alot of trouble but who knows these days , I have been on this site now almost 2 yrs its been fun and alot of times it has not been fun women and me calling me names and even calling me ugly as you well know I have alot of pics on here and recently I have been asked alot to post some personal pics. I have been alil shy and not felt right about doin that but i did it anyways and what realy gets me is when people view the pics and rate them then message me and say wow your mind must be realy in the gudder the next person who tells me that im taken my pics off this site and me also . I have alot of close friends on here and you know who you are and them close ones even have my phone number my life on this site has not been all to great then i got people that open there mouth before they think . I like all my friends on here and cherish you all thank you for all the rates and nice comments and all the love you have shown also my close friend Kisses A.K.

Things To Ponder...
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. M

Thing That Bother Me
Matt, well it's been 5 days now.. i don't know when the next time you'll read your myspace.. but i've stopped crying now.. I don't know if you even care but it doesn't matter.. this will help me with the final step of being over you.. First of all i think it was so stupid of you to waste your time driving 5 hours to see me.. if you were just gonna hang out with your buddies for the whole night instead of spending more time with me.. I know you invited me out.. but did you think "wow my girlfriend is staying home to cook dinner for me and my friends" NO.. but that's okay.. and then to disregaurd my safty.. that was another let down right there... You totally disapointed me Matthew.. and then to see you were already messaging other girls 2 hours after we broke up.. wow talk about moving on fast... but that's fine... i hope you find that trailer park trash girl you deserve... I hope you know how royally you fucked up.. You had a good WOMAN.. who was willing to take care of you

Things That Taste Good...
Tilapia, which is a farm raised fish, can make even the non fish lover take notice. Great sweet taste and no fishy smell! Best of all it's on your table in 40 minutes. PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 25 Min READY IN 40 Min recipe yield: 4 servings INGREDIENTS * 4 (4 ounce) fillets Tilapia (bream) * 1/4 cup olive oil * 1/4 cup raspberry vinegar * 1/4 cup honey * 1 teaspoon yellow mustard * 1/2 teaspoon dried dill weed DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 11x7 inch baking dish. 2. In a mixing bowl, whisk together the olive oil, raspberry vinegar, honey, mustard and dill weed. 3. Arrange the Tilapia fillets in a single layer in the prepared baking dish. Pour mixture over the fish fillets, coating the fillets evenly. 4. Bake in a preheated oven, uncovered for 20 minutes or until fish is flaky with a fork. glitter-graphics.com Metric PREP TIME 15 Min COOK TIME 25 Min RE

Things That Annoy The Hell Out Of Me!
I recently took a trip with my 76yr old mother to Wisconsin and Chicago. We visited my 95 and 90 yr old Great aunts. It is the last time she will see them before they are gone. The trip nearly killed me. Not just from sitting in a car for 10 to 12hrs straight either. That was expected and meds were dolled out accordingly. And Mom wouldn't let me drive much....................That is another story. The traffic in Chicago was unbelievable!!! I have driven in Kansas City many times in regular and rush hour. But the drivers in Chicago really had me on the edge of my seat. I found out it is normal for at least 3 cars to run a red light before traffic can proceed. And the horn honking was instantaneous when the light changed. Even if the 3 cars were still in the middle of the intersection. And the Toll Way!!! I wanted to get out and knock on the window of the idiot behind me and ask him if I teleported the 300 cars stopped in front of me to somewhere else would he stop pushing

Things That Scare The Shit Out Of Me
So what do you do when you r riding your bike in the rain on the freeway and you see a car with baja plates "that means mexico" cut 4 lanes of traffic and slam into you and your friend at like 50 miles and hour. I almost saved it but i went down at 40 mph. I have a sperated shoulder broken ribs sprained wrist and bump brusies. So we the cops got there not only were the plates fake hes was here illeagl with no ins. so my bike is totalled and my doc bills r going to be alot so please look out for others on the road and get ins if you dotn have any. So we were on a poker run yesterday and I watcher as two friends of mine fighting over somthing stupid just before they got back on their bike, and 5 miles down the road I watched them crash on their bike they r fine but you never know when you time on this earth will be your last. Also yesterday I saw my friends stevie and shanna they wernt so lucky I just got a phone call that last nite they went down also shanna is dead and stevie is a

Things I Hate
people who choose the urinal trough to vomit in instead of the toilet 2 feet away.......really?.......wow.......really?, ebonics, that stupid flippy haircut the boys get these days that make em constantly flip their hair out of their eyes, guys in white belts and girl pants.......guess thats emo huh?.............um........really?....being bloated, anything where you add mayonaise and call a "salad", not having the balls to say how you feel, people who use drunkeness as an excuse......for anything, beggars, coffee flavored anything that isnt coffee, when you look at someones picture and they look hot but when you look at the rest you realize theyre fat, cheetos, dogs in sweaters, more to come the fact that SOMEONE thinks shes helping but all shes doing is making me full, kraft maccaroni and cheese......its gotta be velveeta, the day after white castle, fresh cut fingernails, creamy peanut butter, the fact that i just realized i dont have to keep making new ones, the guy on this site

Things You Need To Know
In light of all the drama I've experienced lately I thought I'd get this out of the way from the get go. You will notice that I have arranged the top friends, it has nothing to do with level of importance or how close of a friend you are, it has to do with when you joined TCM so please don't anybody get all butt hurt if you're not number 1...besides we all know i'm number 1 anyway and Jake is number 2 cuz he's the shit :D

Things You Want To Know
Do you think you'll have a Valentine this year? Maybe Do you still like the same person from 5 months ago? Hes my best friend When was the last time you were sick? Last week Are you one of those people who are always cold? No What are you listening to? The cars driving by When was the last time you worked at your job? October 30th, had to have surgery How many more days until your birthday? 8-17 Do you have any summer plans yet? Some Do you tend to waste a lot of money? Not really Where are your best friends right now? at work Have you ever stalked anyone? No...that's just creepy and wrong What did you last drink? Malibu Sunset Have you ever received an injury from a hook up? No What did you last eat? homemade spagetti So far, have you been keeping your 2009 resolutions? I didn't make any What are you most looking forward to in the next 5 months? going back to work Do you have an

Things Im Sure Ive Said In The Past...
please dont ask me to help u level up, when i have leveled up 90% of the time on my own... u can rate pics, just as well as i can. hell, i dont remember too many people even thanking me for helping when i did... sorry, it aint happening again. get over it... im sure there are plenty of others on here that will help... again, if i offended u, im sorry... ur a big kid now, get over it! i know its a hard concept for sum of u, but i do have faith that u will be ok! now, as for everyone asking me whats in it for them or what im gonna do for them, if they give me fuBucks... im pretty sure i said it before, but i will say it again... i will fan u if u give me fuBucks... other than that, i dont have anything to offer u! its fake, free money! unless u have over 6 million and are going for the spotlight anytime soon, im sure u will survive without it! oh yeah, and please do not email me asking y my shoutbox is turned off! i have a blog about that whole subject! read it! a

45 Things A Girl Wants But Wont Ask For"
1. Touch her waist. 2. Actually talk to her. 3. Share secrets with her. 4. Give her your jacket. 5. Kiss her slowly. ARE YOU REMEMBERING THIS? 6. Hug her. 7. Hold her. 8. Laugh with her. 9. Invite her somewhere. 10. Hangout with her AND your friends TOGETHER. KEEP READING.. 11. Smile with her. =) 12. Take pictures with her. 13. Pull her onto your lap. 14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back. 15. When her friends say I love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking of someone? 16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her. 17. Kiss her unexpectedly. 18. Hug her from behind around the waist. 19. Tell her she's beautiful. 20. Tell her the way you feel about her. One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it. 21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act li

Things You Might Wanna Know About Me
I do not get it...... Why do ppl lie? What is it that they get from it? How can the live with themself once they have lie'd? Do they realize that it hurts the ones they care about? If they don't care about them, then Why lie? I just don't get it........ WHY??? (no I have not had a recent event that brought this up, it is just a question that I have never got'n an answer to) Create Your Own We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with an impure mind And Trouble will follow you As the wheel follows the ox that draws the cart. We are what we think. All that we are arises with our thoughts. With our thoughts we make the world. Speak or act with a pure mind and happiness will follow you As your shadow, unshakable. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How he threw me down and robbed me." Live with such thoughts and you live in hate. "Look how he abused me and beat me, How

The Things Kids Will Say !
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read ... 'and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, fuck me!! A talking pig!' The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Things You Can Say At Thanksgiving
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.I am 4 months older than my brother 2.I have a steel plate in my right leg from a car accident 3.I was a volunteer fire fighter for 10 yrs 4.I have lived in England 5. I have had several broken bones 6. I have worked for the King and the Clown 7. I havent had sex in almost a year..UGH! 8. I have no kids 9. I have never been married 10. I cant sleep without the tv on at night ( gotta have some noice to help me sleep) I tag Lilhottie1968, Impala, Squirrel, Lady Kate, and Susan November 25, 2007 @ 3:11 pm I am sending this to you to see how many actually read their comments. Your response will be interesting. Pa

Think
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom, so I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should. I mde a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight. I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away. My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die. I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die. So why do people do it, Mom Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stab

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1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you're wrong 2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes. 3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated. 4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car. 5. If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get. 6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity. 7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me--once. 8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter. 9. I'm hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker. 10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job. 11. Don't be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier. 12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain't pretty. 13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously. 14.

Things Get Sad...
Now, I'm not gonna sit here and claim I have no wrongs,let this be perfectly clear! but it does come to a point where you know that you're doing all you can and you get no good in return. Let me start this story from the day of my operation ,so you guys can understand better. My (ex,almost..) husband was there to help,and we talked about the steps we're taking,inbetween one preparation and another,one worry and another. He claims we can talk about it more once I'm totally recovered.Obviously I was more than happy to open a dialog,notwithstanding his premise :"I'll keep an open mind,but I can't promise anything" . So the deal was,that I'd recover and we'd examine all the possibilities and see if we really couldn't save this marriage... He brings me home from the operation and I thank him more than once for leaving this possibility open,and begin asking a few ( neutral ! ) questions about it. He starts getting all upset and agitated and even threatens to leave without buying

Things That Make You Go Hmmm
I just wanted everyone to know that if you don't see me on here much its because i just found out last night by a non family member that my grandmother is dying. Hell great family i got she has been in the Hospital since Sunday with 100% Kidney failure, fluid around her heart, pneumonia, and dehydration. She has only a few days left to live and my own family can't call me and let me know. I will be here off and on to take a break from things. Love you Ok guys and girls can answer this. I know everyone in here has been in love and had there heart ripped out on more then one occasion. My questions is : Girls how did you get over a broken heart? Guys when you have met a girl you were interested in and you knew she just got out of a relationship that had gone bad. How did you help her mend that broken heart and gain her trust. And if you could mend my broken heart how would u do it? Why in the hell do i feel like Dr. Phil or Oprah ROLFLMMFAO!!!

Things You Should Know About Me -- And Probly And Other Woman
1) My best friend knows everything. She knows all of your vitals -- from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings -- and she knows how both compare with those of every other man I've ever dated. I have done a hand-comparison measurement so I can divulge size and girth with a high level of accuracy. When my friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It's not going to change.) 2)The best way to find out what is going on with me is to ask me.... if that doesn't work.. ask my best friend. She will not only be able to tell you what is wrong, but also how I want you to fix it. 3)Just looking at your hands can turn me on. 4)When you go away, even for a day, I sleep in your favorite old T-shirt because it smells like you. 5) I fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before we actually first got naked. 6)I still think about my ex-boyfriends and compare them to yo

Things That Piss Me Off
Most of you know i dont send out bulletins or forwards much, but i found this to be very very important , so please watch the video and join me in boycotting Walmart , and places/companys like them.. I knew walmart was bad, but i didnt know all this, ty Rick for sharing it with me.. For those that know me, know this stuff really pisses me off and the tainted toys from china.. But what ticks me off the most is we all know this crap yet we dont band together to do anything about it.. so by doing nothing, we are allowing it. Thank You and Happy holidays all Lori Please Forward this along to your friends or at least tell them about it!. I know everyone is stressed out with all the loss of jobs and the economy the way it is here in Michigan and now reaching its way across the states.. So everyone is looking to find a good deal and save money. But PLEASE DO NOT SHOP AT WALMART!!! I am asking everyone to take a stand and BOYCOTT THEM!! Think of what the future is going to be

Things That Make You Go Hmmmm
I was wondering what the deal was with some guys. I like to think I am a nice person as a whole. Since becoming a member of FUBAR, I have seen the ugly side of a few guys. As my friends on here know, I like to have people that want to be on my friends list have a profile that is filled out. When I get a friends request, the first thing I do is look at that persons profile. If they have it filled out, I grant the request. However if they didn't care to take the time to fill one out, I deny them.By that, I mean having a few pictures and some kind of narrative written , just to give it a more personal touch. I think that is reasonable. I am not on FUBAR to make points for having the most friends. I am after quality NOT quantity when it comes to friends. In denying some guys, I have been subjected to some mean , spiteful and cruel comments. One did this and then blocked me before I could answer him. Wow, what a real man he was. Others resort to name calling. Now why, I ask, would I ever wa

7 Things...quiz
~7 Things~ Body: SEVEN THINGS YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR ROOM: 1. Bed 2. TV 3. Dresser 4. Clothes 5. back door 6. cat 7. night stand SEVEN RELATIONSHIP QUESTIONS: 1. Do you like anyone? Yes 2. Does someone like you? Yes 3. Last kiss? my daughter at school this morning 4. Been lead on? YES 5. Been cheated on? Oh hell yeah 6. Want a relationship? Yes 7. Wanna get married? Already am SEVEN THINGS YOU CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT: 1. My Kids 2. air 3. Love 4. Money 5. Personal Things 6. Soda :-P 7. medicines I take SEVEN THINGS ON YOUR MIND: 1. Christmas 2.New Years 3. Bills 4. Cleaning 5. My little girl 6. medical problems 7. I need to sleep! SEVEN OTHER THINGS - DO YOU: 1. Believe in God? Yes 2. Had a dream come true? I think so 3. Read the newspaper? Not Really 4. Get enough sleep everyday? No, never 5. Have a best friend? Yes a couple of them! 6. Take a bath daily? Shower 7. Wish on stars? I sure do SEVEN HAVE YOU EVERS: 1. Fallen in love? Yes

38 Things Most Women Probably Don't Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong a

The Things That Make You Wonder!
http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=2834388777 Why is it that when you meet someone from online that appears to be the perfect person, turns out not to be? How can you just sit there and not do anything? This is the part where people get sick of the moo poo! Post more later!

Things
When all about you is black with gloom, And all you feel is pending doom. When your bones are racked with grim despair - When every breath is a gasp for air. Keep on going, though you need to grope, For around the bend is a ray of hope. A ray of hope is perhaps all that's left, As your will to live has been bereft. You've lost it all, it's just no use! You can end it all, you need no excuse. But throw away that piece of rope, And give yourself a chance of hope. Just give yourself another day, Brushing aside what your thoughts may say. This is your life and you can make a new start, By ignoring the brain - just follow the heart. Taking baby steps in order to cope, And minute by minute you'll build on your hope. Build on your hope,. one day at a time, Though the road be steep and hard to climb. The hurts of the past - they should be dead. The fears of the future are all in your head. Just live in the present and refuse to mope Your life will sparkle for you'

The 213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The U.s. Army -- Sgt Shawn Stranford
This is an archival copy of http://www.avalanchetankers.us/archives/000058.html which has since gone away The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army SGT Shawn Stanford Once upon a time, there was a SPC Schwarz stationed with the Army in the Balkans. SPC Schwarz was either very clever or very bored; but probably both, since he managed to attempt or be warned about 213 things he wasn't allowed to do. He collected those things into a hilarious list and posted them to the web. The site hadn't been updated in a couple of years and has since gone away; but the list is classic, so I saved it. A couple favorites: 2. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. and 191. Our Humvees cannot be assembled into a giant battle-robot. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working. My proper military title is 'Specialist Schwarz' not 'Princess Anastasia'. Not allowed to threaten anyone wit

Things U Should Know
Here's some sex advice for those of you who cant get the job done. 95f females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does nothin' for us..so the key is..eat pussy first ! ..make her cum a few times...numb her up..then hammer away or soft and slow with alot of vaginal teasing with your magic stick to build it all up in the end. however u like...... now once ur in between her legs..don't just fuckin' dive in there like a bum at a thanksgiving charity dinner...take your fuckin'time I know pussy is nearly irresistable...but don't act like it is.. lick her inner thighs, kiss them.. kiss around her pussy lips..kiss the lips etc. etc.. finally once u've got your tongue on her clit..this is what u do..(u can use ur hands to spread her lips here if u want.. that's all preference...it's easier to make em cum w/their lips spread..so

Thinking
I CANT STOP LOVIN YOU I love you i love the way you talk i love the way you love me i love the way you look and i love the way you look at me and i love your smile the way you sneeze i love everthing about you when i touch you i feel like im touching an angel from above and youre too good for me i never want to let you go and i get butteflie in my stomach and i cant stop loving you no matter how hard i try your just stuck in my head and cant stop loving you i do love you i miss cuddling with you during the night .. baby have you ever felt so much love like this? im love addicted to you does anyone ever feel like their love like this? like nothing could go wrong between until it happens or like youre so much in love with someone that you just want to tell the whole world that you really do love this person but people keep teling you youre too good to be with them well t

Thing About Me
hit a soar spot R.i.P when all the people were talkin about there friend that passed away it broght me into this depression my friend died in 2003 in a car accedent then my other friend commited suicide then dad an my gramps died so i looked for the stuff on my friends an i found one to never be forgotten we miss u so much Justin Michael Blow BOWLJUST Justin Michael Blow, 19, of North St., Windsor Locks, beloved son of Michael J. Blow of Windsor Locks and Leslie (Ruggiero) Blow of Windsor Locks died Wednesday, (May 21, 2003) at Hartford Hospital from injuries he received in an automobile accident with his cousin, Joshua Zononi. Justin was born in Ft. Wayne, IN on March 29, 1984. He eventually moved to Windsor Locks where he attended grammar school and graduated Windsor Locks High School in 2002. He was employed at the Sheraton Hotel at Bradley Field since March of 2002. Justin loved ice hockey, cars, water-skiing, basketball, video games, and generally spending time o

37 Things Thats Guys Dont Want Females To Know
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonder ful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll

Things That Are On My Mind
how do u make someone that u really love & care about believe u with anything that u tell them or show them?? why does being in love have to hurt soo much?? i dont understand that does anybody have any advice or suggestions WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE A MAN & HAVE SOME BALLS & KEEP IT REAL TO ME?! WHY DO I HAVE TO THINK/FEEL THAT YOUR ASS JUST GOT CAUGHT? I'VE ASKED YOU PLENTY OF TIMES, BUT YET YOU TELL ME SOME BS EXCUSE I JUST DON'T GET! SMH NOW I HAVE DOUBTS ON YOU & THERE'S BARELY ANY TRUST SO WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GAMES OF ANY KIND SO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE DIFFERENT? I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THIS

Things I Hate
I went to the Recruts Office today and had to take pix of all my tats. Well all of the *appropiate ones* During that time, i found out that my leg tat is inappropiate, and i cant go into the Army with it, cuz lo-n-behold theres TITS on the tat. So Im informed that i could NOT go even to MEPS with those showing. So i left the office, frantically searched around and had to get an Emergency cover up. Thats right, I got my tits covered. Ruined a fucking $600 tattoo by putting a Bikini top on *me* just so i could go in. The Fucking sacrifices Im making for this are FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! The whole fucking point of my tits on there was for the whole Demoness look. Thats why in my tat, I'm naked with only thigh high boots on. No more tho. Now for the *best* part. AFTER I get them covered, I found out that I couldve just put black *X's* on each nipple, and that wouldve been accepted!!!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR And my tattoo Artist whos been working on my thigh will be piss

39 Things Women Should Know About Men
1.Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and

The 5 Thinger Discounted Contest!
If you haven't Rated to VOTE for the funniest picture in "The 5 Thinger Discounted Contest" yet... click this lil vote picture to do so! Come see what these funny FU's do in their spare time! ONLY 6 Hours left. Ends tonight at 7pm FU TIME! A TWIST! A TWIST! A TWIST! I have been trying to think of something to do that's a lil' different. So, here it is.... A NEW PRIZE! I will be recording the amt of rates tonight at 9pm FU Time! The contestant with the most rates to come in between tonight @ 9 amd tomorrow night @ 9 will receive a 1 day blast! I know, I know...it's not much but definitely reason to plug along and keep at it! So, you gotta get the rates anyway to win...why not try to get the most you can in 24 hours and win MORE! HAVE FUN! The "5 Thinger Discounted Contest" is Almost Over! Contest Ends Friday Night at 7pm FU Time. I challenged my friends to be creative and find 5 random things from around the house and put

Things To Ponder
Meaning of Colour and your birthday!! Don't cheat Don't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favourite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow ? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Which color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favourite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue- You are

Things To Think About
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE INMEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saud i Arabia and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia)(with tech support in INDIA), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE! France!!) and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he

Thinking
the tears or the bitter pain whichever it may be the chilling cold or the freezing rain give me a little reality the abuse and the lies hurt me more yesterday the stinging pain of my reddened eyes wsill keep me from crying today the coldness of my heart wil end because i have hope the scattered peices of my broken mind will mend because i am learning to cope though we have yet to meet with you, i feel so safe i am so in love with you i know you feel the same longing for so much i long to be with you long to kiss your beautiful mouth i am so in love with you though we may be apart i sit here and think of us together longing to be in your arms to be held safely in your arms i long to fall asleep in your arms i long to see you everyday when i wake up or fall asleep i'm so in love with you author's note: i wonder if i could ever find someone that could make me feel like this with out having seen t

14 Things To Do At Walmart
14 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your parents/spouse is taking their Sweet time: 1. Get 24 thongs and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the an

Things You Ought To Know But Might Not
Sex Shockers Everything you know about sex is only a first step. Most advice for couples doesn't go far enough—as a result, basic truths about long-term passion are surprising. By:

Things To Ponder
A couple dozen (some new) Ponder items: 1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? (My sentiments exactly!) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make the Tennessee Titans? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 5. There are three religious truths: a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or Hooters. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from

Thinkers
There is a dangerous virus being transmitted electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will completely wipe out your personal life. If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these simple instructions: 1. Put your jacket on. 2. Take two good friends with you to the nearest liquor store. 3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Thinken About Joing A Family
Family rules for joining the spirit levelers! >Don't join this family because you are in a contest >You cannot enter any contest for 30 day's after joining because of previous scheduled events. > You can't belong to any other bombing family can not be disrespectful to any family member ,treat them as you would want to be treated > You "MUST" have a salute and be a level 5 or higher,Be respectful to all other members,help all members when they are in contest or give aways,when you reach about 20.000 we will put you in a leveling pimp out so that everyone will come and blow your page up and level you fast!We are a "DRAMA FREE" family anyone found causing Drama will be removed at once "NO QUESTIONS ASKED" we will not put up with it!We ask that you repost our bulletins and check the home page daily for new blog postings,we are a bombing family as well so when asked to help out with some comments in a contest or give away please do so!So if you would like to join go to Spirit Levele

Think
WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one

Things I Wrote
Here is an analogy that I like to use when thinking about The Universe (God, Being, All That Is...): I like to think of the elm tree. A fully mature elm tree has millions of leaves (they can be over 100 feet tall!). When you think of it, a tree is like a little universe, with all its component parts... There are many parts to a tree: The roots which go deep into the earth to provide moisture and nutrients for the tree as well as stability and foundation. The trunk which is the conduit for all the moisture and food and which provides support for all the branches. The branches which extend upward and outward and support all the leaves as well as providing a connection to the trunk and therefore the roots. The leaves which, arguably, are the most important part of The Tree, provide a mechanism, through photosyntesis, for food production. They provide respiration by exhanging carbon dioxide and oxygen. They open and close their pores to retain or release moisture

13 Things About You
13 Things about You 1. Someone in this world Loves you , in some way. 2. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 3. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 4. You mean the world to someone. 5. Without you , someone may not be living. 6. You are special and unique , in your own way. 7. Someone that you don't know even exists , loves you. 8. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 9. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world. 10. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it. 11. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks. 12. Always tell someone how you feel

10 Things About Me...............
I need 45,000 comments in 6 weeks, How I got into this, I don't know but I need some big time help, I have no clue as to how to get a bulletin or to spread the word, if possible can you please pass the word around! To participate you must add, rate and fan: http://fubar.com/user/813171 Thanks the link to go bomb is: http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=813171&albumid=858378&i=793356640&idx=15 Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1.) I can't really drink at all! I used to be a total lush in my younger years (too young to drink yeaars)! My favorite right now is Mojito! 2.) My house catching fire is like my biggest nightmare, I always fea

10 Things About Me
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I will live a long happy life knowing Krissy will not sign at my funeral. 2. Lifes a bitch then you marry one 3. Life is what you make of it 4. Laughter is the best medicine even when you dont feel like laughing. 5. FYI. I am the nicest guy I know....lol shaddup Krissy 6. No matter how much money you make, you cant take it with you 7. I love to hunt, fish and play golf 8. I love to help people, even if they don't help me 9. I'll try anything once, twice if it feels good 10. I try to find humor in everything, my glass is alway's half full

Things You Might Not Know
Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I used to be a substitute teacher 2. I used to act in a renaissance faire 3. I hate heights, unless there is an airplane under my butt 4. I am truly computer stupid at times 5. I am painfully shy in real life and blush at the drop of a hat lol 6. I am Wiccan 7. My first choice in music is Spanish pop music, but it depends on my mood 8. I am a huge flirt :D 9. I love Mountain Dew 10. I suck at filling these things out...don;t think anybody would be interested in any of this lol

Things From My Heart 2 U
Dear to My Heart A friend is dear to your heart, and will never part. A friend always stays, and never delays. A friend won't capitalize on weakness and will celebrate your uniqueness. A friend will share the glory and tell you a story. A friend will remember your secrets, and never leak them out. A friend will triumph in time of need and will be there with lightning speed. A friend doesn't like to fight and doesn't always have to be right. A friend will be your inspiration and join you in celebrations. A friend won't envy you any achievements and will always leave imprints on your heart. A friend will communicate with your soul, and help you meet your goals. A friend won't ever let you down or turn your smile into a frown. A friend is richer than gold, and a work of art to behold. Be careful and don't let your friends Go Pass this on to the friends you love Even me if i count Love ya a bunch Thank you for being a friend HOLD ME NOW JUST HOLD ME CL

14 Things A Man Should Remember
Just when you think that everything is starting to look up in life, then it throws you another blow. Blow after blow though, I still find a way to look up instead of down. I have to remember not to let my mind go to wondering about past, present and future, which may or may not hold anything good. Who knows? Not me, I can only live life one day at a time. The Hormone Guide Women will understand this and the men should memorize it! Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! DANGEROUS: SAFER: SAFEST: ULTRA SAFE: What's for dinner? Can I help you with dinner? Where would you like to go for dinner? Here, have some wine. Are you wearing that? Wow, you sure look good in brown! WOW! Look at you! Here, have some wine

10 Things About Me
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. Today I turned 20-10. 2. I believe peanut butter goes with EVERYTHING! 3. My Lucyfur is my pride and joy. 4. I will do anything for the people in my life I call friends. 5. I have only been on a plane twice, once to Seattle and once home. 6. It's 4:20 for me all the time. 7. Music is my passion in life, the meaner, the angrier, the louder, the better! 8. I'm quick to say things to people when they are on my mind, unless it will evoke confrontation. 9. My favorite place to be besides home is at the bar watching -itis. 10. Someone on the other side of the country has my heart. I’m tagging : geminijess, Swoosh

10 Things... Damn You Juicy
Ok, First let me start off by saying that if youre going in to a bar, please realize its a place of business, and not your front porch, or basement, or garage... or wherever the hell you hang out with friends and drink. And since youre in a place of business, act like it. Youre also supposed to be an adult, again... act like it. Dont get pissed at the server because YOU are too fucking stupid to know what you are asking for.

21 Things
So, every so often I get one of these "Get to know you" surveys that ask a bunch of personal questions (see below for the latest one). I admit it's kind of cool to learn more about your friends, but maybe you should learn my NAME before you ask whether I would sleep with you... And half the questions are usually about what I think about you. Um, if we've never spoken, I'm probably not thinking about you at all...lol Having said all that, feel free to send me your answers! :D ------------------------------------ Subject: Let Have Some Fun....!!!!! Between us and only us whoever reads this I wanna know 21 things about you. Fill in all the blanks leave no question unanswered! ANSWER IT AND SEND IT TO ME (inbox) THEN COPY AND REPOST IT FOR YOURSELF! send this back to me answered that's the whole point 1.Your Full Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite Color? 4. Favorite Movie: 5. Favorite Song: 6. Favorite Band: 7. Most Embarrassing Moment: 8. Are

40 Things Men Should Take Into Account Before Sex
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN (Some Men Really Need To Read This) 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smo

Thinking......
some recent events have started me thinking again. recently i found out a dear friend of mine was, according to the doctors, about an hour from death after waiting in the ER for some pelvic pain she had been having. come to find out she had a phlopian tube that was on the verge of bursting and had already hemeraged. luckly they rushed her in for emergency operation that saved her life. then one of the women i love, yes i love more then one, found her dad this morning when she checked on him passed away from a long hard battle with cancer. in a way its relieving that has finally had gone and didnt have to suffer the pain anymore that he had for some time. i only wish that i would have had the chance to meet him. yet another friend of mine had her father pass away from mutliple battles with cancer the first of the year. i did have the oppertunity to become friends with her dad. he was a strong man and had battle cancer for some time beating it once only to have it come back

Things A Man Should Never Do In The Company Of A Woman
By The Editors of Marie Claire Reveal how much your car cost. Clean your gun. Polish high school trophies (which you still have displayed). Refer to your mother as your best friend. Rap. Check out the assistant/roommate/the baby-sitter. Question her footwear. Blow-dry your hair. Tip less than 20 percent. Celebrity impressions. Impressions of her. Forget to carry cash. Flip it, flop it, swing it around, tug on it, adjust it, scratch it, or do anything that will remind us that it's just a goofy appendage and not a mystical source of pleasure and satisfaction. Wii. Boot and rally. Scream—at the dog, at the guy who just stole your parking spot, at Bill Belichick. Because, no matter how much Belichick deserves it (cheater!), when she hears you raise your voice, she has an idea of what she's in for. Talk about former exploits. Ever. Use the words bitch, slut, tramp, or whore, unless referring to another man. Tell her you're going t

30 Things Women Dont Wrong
1) Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2) Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3) Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4) Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5). Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's

Think Before You Drink
TAKE THS SERUOUSLY ! THE CONSEQUENCES OF NOT DOING SO< ARE DEADSLY! LEPTOSPIROSIS (DEADLY) VERY IMPORTANT PLEASE READ AND FOLLOW This incident happened recently in North Texas. A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in ICU. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from without using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned. A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminat

Things In Life That Just Feel So Good!!!
1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket . 5. A special glance. 6. Getting mail. 7. Taking a drive on a pretty road. 8. Hearing your favorite song on the radio. 9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside. 10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer. 11. Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry). 12. A bubble bath. 13. Giggling. 15. The beach. 16. Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter. 17. Laughing at yourself. 18. Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you 19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours. 20. Running through sprinklers. 21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all. 22. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. 23. Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS 24. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you. 25. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep. 26. Your first kiss (eit

Think Abou This
it's time for a break been on wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much latey . so i am gonna take a break for awhile . thanks to all you that have rated commented and added me. remember these words Always treat yourself with respect cause u never know if anyone else ever will The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. No one has more driving ambi

Think Before U Speak
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - The last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... He knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and Passed by a store that sold a

Things I Read And Have To Share
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

~things We Know About Kissing~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Kiss~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender. ~A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~Where one drop of blood drains a castle of life, so one kiss can bring it alive again. ~A kiss is the shortest distance between two. ~Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last. ~A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. ~There is the kiss of welcome and of parting, the long, lingering, loving, present one; the stolen, or the mutual one; the kiss of love, of joy, and of sorrow; the seal of promise and receipt of fulfillment. ~If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not

Think Out Of The Box
aright, I like to think of myselve as a cat lover, they are so cute and sweet and playfull and stuff like that, but ther comes times where you just want to kick them away, not hard, not meaning to hurt them, just get them away, an example, you are waiking up, your not wearing socks, and the cat bites you in one of them, how friggen anoying, and then, again, you just fell asleep, the bedroom door is open, your toes are are showing just a tad skin, and guess what, tha cat bites them, AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oki thats my blog XD

Things Done For Me
HELLO THERE FUBARIAN! Boatman needs your HELP! DO YOU KNOW This Person?? DO YOU HAVE THEM ON YOUR FRIEND LIST???You DID ! His Account was reset for whatever reason..but whats Important is HE'S BACK!! Please re add and FAN Help how ever you can to get him back on his feet again Thanks all ! HAVE A GREAT EVENING LOVE Y'ALL Tiffany and Christian BOATMAN@ fubar (repost of original by 'ACHILLES™.Married to Tiffany' on '2008-03-24 20:24:18')

Things To Know
What is Autism? Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Did you know… * 1 in 150 children is diagnosed with autism * 1 in 94 boys is on the autism spectrum * 67 children are diagnosed per day * A new case is diagnosed almost every 20 minutes * More children will be diagnosed with autism this year than with AIDS, diabetes & cancer combined * Autism is the fastest-growing serious developmental disability in the U.S. * Autism costs the nation ove

15 Things To Do At Wal-mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows whe

Things I Wish I Could Change
well let me start off but saying iam suprized i even get this many views on my blogs because there just my feelings and the way i feel. well hay okay this post here is about the things i have seen or done that i wish i could change. i was working at my moms bar Hot Shotz at the time as a security guy. there is a bar next door to were my moms bar used to be. it was a Mexican joint with under age kids going in there and it was known for serving alchoal to any one. and it has known for prostitutes. well one night it was just me and my brother Aron working security that night and about 1am there was a car that drove in the parking lot saying they owned it and it was there turf. we just always said yea it is man because we didn't want to fight the Mexican flannel gang. well about a hr after that they drove by the bar again and down the street were we saw 2 people walking. the car of gang banger jumped out and stabbed the 2 people walking. we called the cops right then and there and ran t

A Thing Of The Past
Blown this 749 With you on my mind Of When we were so free and at large (when we used to be so free and at ease) Before you buried me in these scars (before these scars were apart of me) I hate all that has become of what used to be harmless fun As I bleed from these open eyes I begin to sever the hopeless ties To have them come back twice as strong Something bout this seems very wrong Why am I so stuck On some stupid fuck Why can't I erase your beautiful face It's Nothing but bad for me Your love is a tragedy Here to take What you can't replace I will never get my fill It's not enough Like you with your pills What happened to us We used to love with out a doubt Now all we do is yell and shout. Now it's time to say goodbye As I wave through clouded eyes

10 Things {some} Women Lie About
10. They come over your house and say....''Hey, can I charge my phone...................TRANSLATION........She hasn't figured out if she is going to give you any yet so she doesn't want anyone else to disturb ...moreover, she is actually TURNING off the phone while it's charging...When the phone FINALLY charges, she never turns it on..NEVER....THAT'S WHORE 101... 9. Her phone rings and she NEVER picks it up if it's a dude that she is talking to....Why , she wants you to think you're the only one....take note..dont be stupid fellas....she will pick up when its her girlfriend...THEN if she likes you......she might say ''OH, I'm chilling here with ''JOHN''...like her friend really knows who the fuck you are...FELLAS...THIS IS WHY..when you call your girl...it goes into voicemail....or she jsut doesnt pick up.....I mean think about it... 8. When your with a woman and you are getting intimate...and your ready for her to give you a piece of her mind(meaning sucking dick)...she says...'

The Things Kids Say...
1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. 'How do you know that the cat was dead?' she asked her pupil. 'Because I p * ssed in its ear and it didn't move,' answered the child innocently. 'You did WHAT?' the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know,' explained the boy, 'I leaned over and went 'Pssst' and it didn't move' 2. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later.....'Da-ad.....' 'What?' 'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?' 'No, You had your chance. Lights out. ' Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....' 'WHAT?' 'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??' ' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!' Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....' 'WHAT!' 'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?' 3. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?' The boy thought it

Things That Make You Go Hmmm
From the Fred McMurray News service, East Pelahatchie MS. Released 2 Jun 2007. Intrepid journalist Jimmy Changa, usually reserved for reviews of Mexican restaurants, is this months' contributor to our on-going column. 1. The first bomb dropped on Berlin in WWII killed an elephant in the Berlin zoo. What was the REAL target? The monkey house? 2. Due to lack of refinery capacity, the US now imports 11% of it's GASOLINE. Not crude oil, gas. These overseas refineries are not accustomed to the boutique blends demanded by US locales, and charge outrageous prices for the service. Want cheaper gas? Build some new refineries, a thing not done since the 70's. 3. Ever seen the tiny bulbs in your dash board, the idiot lights that tell you that you have some sort of problem, ever seen them burn out? I drive a 1992 Volvo, which has steadfastly told me it needs service since the day I first drove it. This light comes on because only a Volvo technician can make it go off, and I don't want

Things That Make Me Mad
Ok 2 days in a row i have replied to offers for rates n all that and both persons making the offers haven't come thru or they are just ignoring me. It's pissing me off. Usually I rate peoples pics just to do it cuz i am just a nice person but when a bulletin or offer is put out there for all fubarians like fubucks or bling for rates and it's not followed thru that bothers me. How many others are getting screwed out of what they earned? why isn't the surveys paying anymore? WTF can anyone answer me on this? What's the point of doing them if they dont pay? It makes me soooooooo MAD!!!! My mom told me today that she has a tumor on her lung and that i need to take her to the hospital for her biopsy in a few days. I am really scared for my mom. Are my prayers strong enuff to help her.

Things Ive Made
>MY VERY FIRST HAPPY HOUR SATURDAY JUNE 28 08 @ 6 PM FUBAR TIME A Big THANK YOU goes out to ~Texas Twister~ my NEWEST Fu Owner for this HAPPY HOUR Please show her some love. She is a WONDERFULL person , a great friend and an AWESOME OWNER I am ASKING ALL my friends to come join me for my very first Happy Hour I want to make FU HISTORY and try to level to GODFATHER on this Happy Hour. YOU have all done such a fantastic job on getting me this far in just over 2 months since my account was hacked and deleted. I just KNOW we can DO THIS...why???.... Because OF YOU...My Locked Cocked and Ready to Rawk Friends...YOU ALL KICK ASS !!!!! SHOW ME MAD LOVE....LETS MAKE FUBAR HISTORY...SATURDAY JUNE 28 AT 6PM FUBAR TIME Earn fubucks as you rate your way thru my page....several folders are marked rate all 100 for 5,000 fubucks, Ive added new STASH also......so come join me on this Historic event and make me GODFATHER This Bulliten copied and alt

Thinking Of You
I sit here quietly and watch the sun set Thinking of someone that I've never met I wonder does he think of me too Needless to say I am thinking of you Wanting to hold you, to see your face To take you away to a better place You feel so right, too good to be true I just can't stop thinking of you My friends say that I might regret Losing my heart to a guy I've not met I say there is nothing I can do I cannot help thinking of you I believe you were made special for me But wonder if that could possibly be I'm tired of being so alone and blue But I always smile when thinking of you

The Things Little Kids Say!!
For all of you with sons, grandsons, or who just love the things little kids say ~ a reminder that adult words are often taken literally..... "Circumcised" (this is priceless!) A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office.He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "private part" hanging out.. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.

Things That Scare Me
YAY!!!!!! My mom's tumor has shrunk so they didn't have to do a biopsy on it. Thank u all for the prayers. I am so happy my mom is going to be ok. Whew i'm very relieved. luv u all My mom goes in tomorrow morning for her biopsy on the tumor on her lungs. Im very scared that i am gonna loose my mom. I LUV U MAMMA

Things That Make Me Happy
My fiancee finally got a job i'm so happy for him. Soon he will get the job he likes doing and he is going to school to make sure he gets it too. Baby U make me so happy and proud. I LUV U BABY

Thinking About Monday Morning
Hi All! If you have read my blog in "Freaking Grrrr!!!" you will know what I'm rambling on about now. If you haven't read it yet, this might make more sense to you if you read that one first. ~Tomorrow~ I'm thinking about the hearing tomorrow, and trying to decide how I will handle the situation. In my past experiences dealing with school officials, I have found that they have made up their minds long before I walk through the door, and talking to them is like talking to a brick wall. Andrew has never been in trouble before, so I don't know what to expect with this meeting. BTW, the kid who attacked Andrew got 7 days out of school/tech. I'm not sure when his hearing is. He might get more. Anyway, I want to defend Andrew in what happened. He has been putting up with crap from this kid for the past 2 months. I want to know what the school is going to do to stop this kid from not only harrassing Andrew, but other people in the school too. Obviously Andrew's instruc

Things To Ponder
*Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? *If all the world is a stage then where is the audience sitting? *If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? *If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? *Why is bra singular and panties plural? *How come abbreviated is such a long word? *Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of a bottle? *Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garment in a suitcase? *Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? *Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light?" *Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? *If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? *If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? *Why do we say something is "out of whack?" *What is a whack? *Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? *Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? *Why is phoni

10 Things
ok this isw how this works. if you want to do it you have to put ten things that most people dont know about you. 1.) im 6"4' and 215 ibs 2.) i use to be a Millitary cop in the NAVY 3.) im scared to fight people some one always gets hurt 4.) i love games that has cars, guns, or sports 5.) i like any type of music but country 6.) i love working on computers i fix them or tell people over net how to fix them 7.)im a rely sweet guy that is just misjudged all the time 8.) i have two dogs, two water turles, ns one rat 9.) i currntly like a girl dont know if she knows it are not 10.) i have a told of less then 20 frinds