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The Morning After
So how was everyone's Thanksgiving? Mine was as perfect as it could get. There wern't any family arguments this year, that was a shocker...we still have Christmas though! haha. I find it funny how you have a full fridge before you start the cooking, because of all the ingrients and what not..yet..even after cleaning up from last night..our fridge is still full..We had a bunch of left overs, because my family thinks we have a big family...theres only 10 of us. So my Aunt made 8 pies..sorry, I lied..7 pies and 1 cake..heh...We still have about 5 in the fridge :o/. My grandma made all these different side dishes. We made the turkey, and theres still plenty of that left. I think we'll have turkey for the next week! Oy. So other than that, I had a fun Thanksgiving. It got a little sad around when we were gonna say Grace because our grandpa usually says it, but he passed about last March(05)..wow..it's gonna almost be 2 years..*sigh*...anyways, My Aunt did a great job on saying Grace :) W
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The Morning After Reality Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks .. Hippy
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JUST GETTING OFF THE TRAIN OH SHIT JUST MY LUCK HERE CUMS THE RAIN,THUNDER ROLLING IN SUN JUST WENT DOWN MAMI IS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE SOON UNLESS HER FLIGHT CHANGED.DAMN IT DID I KNEW THAT WAS GOING DOWN HAD MY SHIT PREPARED OH YEA IT WAS GOING DOWN, I KNOW I WAS GOING DOWN THAT IS TASTING, LIGHTLY NIBBLING ON WHAT WAS ONCE HIS.YEA NOW WHAT, THIS FUCKED UP WEATHER JACKED MY PLANS UP WHAT TO DO,WHAT TO DO, SHE CATCHES MY EYE DAMN MA DON'T I KNOW YOU,YOU YEA YOU MISS SEXY RIGHT OVER THERE THE ONE WITH THE PRETTY EYES AND BEAUTIFUL LONG HAIR.DIDN'T WE GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER ARE AT LEAST HAVE A LOVE AFFAIR DAMN YOU ARE EXTRA MA GOT A G FEELING EXTRA SQUARE ALL CONFUSED AND SH..... CAUSE YOU ARE ON THE GORGEOUS SIDE CUM ON BABY GIRL HERE IS THE TRAIN LET'S GO FOR RIDE.WE START TO TALK AND THINGS ARE GETTING MORE ON THE COMFORTABLE SIDE CAUSE NOW I REMEMBER WHO MAMI IS SHE IS THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY BECAUSE WHEN WE FIRST MET I FUCKED UP AND LET HER SLIDE,WHAT THE HELL WAS I THINKING TO LET SOMEO
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THE SUN SHINED SO PERFECTLY AGAINST HER FACE THOUGHTS OF PASSION RUNNING IN PLACE BUT THERE IS NO HASTE I MEAN I CAN WAIT TO TASTE WHAT IS PURE PERFECTION THE MORNING AFTER.LUSTFULLY SPEAKING MY MIND IS RACING WONDERING WHAT SHE FEELS LIKE INSIDE HOPING THAT TONIGHT IS THE NITE DAMN CONTROL YOURSELF BRO,FIGHT OFF THE FEELINGS THAT'S MAKING YOU WANT TO PLAY WANTING TO HOLD HER IN THAT SPECIAL WAY CALM DOWN HOMIE IT'S OK, I'M TALKING TO MY MAN CAUSE HE'S GETTING ALL EXCITED AND SHIT,MY MAN BEING ANOTHER WORD FOR YOU KNOW WHAT MY DI... YA FEEL ME I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT, THINKING ABOUT HOW I WOULD MAKE LOVE NAW FUCK THAT, FUCK HER ALL NITE.WE FINALLY GET TO HER PLACE AND JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO WALK AWAY SHE SAY'S WITH THE SEXIEST VOICE EVER HEARD DO YOU WANNA CUM IN, WHATTTTTT HELL YEA TO SAY NO WOULD BE ABSURD, BUT WHAT DID I DO STARTED ACTING LIKE A FUCKING NERD MY REPLY WAS NAW BABY GIRL I HAVE TO BE ON MY WAY HOPEFULLY I WILL TALK TO YOU LATER ON TODAY.GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WHAT THE HE
Morning Juice
Just a little post about starting the day. It is a beautiful day. The only problem I have so far is I woke up without my baby next to me this morning. Drag. But, I'll be with her later. This is the first night we've slept apart since we've known each other. I love her. At any rate. time for some juice, then off to work. God Bless
Morninstar's Open Sky
So my sister's boyfreind forwards me this E-MAIL his sister sent him!!! confused yet ?!?! Any way its a link from some friend of hers(my SISTERS boyfriend's SISTER) to this and i quote"REALY AWSOME PARTY SITE"! Well that did nothing to peak my interest,SORRY my sister is well kinda"BLONDE"is the kind way to put it,her boyfriend on the ohther hand is a teacher,who woulda guessed,anyway like i said it didnt interest me. Then fridaynight i drove down to Arcata Beach to catch the waves and befor i drive back to Shasta sundaynight this site was all i heard about all weekend long!!!???So OK now im interested!!And i must say that this is truely one of the funnest sites. Thank ALL you COOL people!!
Morningstar's Big Bunch Of Bullsh**
ok my husband doesn't allow me to be friends or talk at all with men but I caught him last night talking to a bunch of women and calling them sexy and shit like that .... how fucked up is that? why do I have to be the tight laced perfect wife and not be friends in anyway with the oppoisite sex when he can sit here and flirt till his hearts content ? I really can't understand where in his little mind he thinks that shit is ok .... I hate double standards and now I will not stand for it anymore .... if he can't follow the same rules he puts on me then I sure as hell am not going to and he can just kiss my ass!!!!! what do you think? You have a sexual IQ of 122 When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
Morningshowcentral
We do a internet radio show on Friday nights at 9pm Est. The show is live and we take your calls on the night of the show. We have had guest on our show from Bumblefoot From Gun & Roses, Don Jamieson,Steve Smyth,Jim Florentine,Tracii Guns From LA Gunz, Eddie Trunk,Aries Spears,Heidi Cortez,Reverend Bob Levy,Rudy Sarzo,Eddie Ojeda,Steve Trevino ETC.... If you like to check it out go to http://www.morningshowcentral.com Thanks everyone Sign up and post in our forums The show is based in Cleveland Ohio
The Morning After Reality
Foot In Mouth Syndrome ...don't you hate it when you say or do something you know you shouldn't have done! you wish your brain would work before you say or do something! half of the time, i think my brain is on vacation while i keep truckin' along, doing and saying stuff. sometimes, i get in trouble for that! But.. I am sure, that my brain will continue to take its spontaneous vacations and I may say or do something kinda dumb once in a while. All I can say, is 'oops...sorry about that'. I may offend, annoy or anger people..I may not do the right thing all the time....but I am only human ...and people know how to get a hold of me if they have something to say to me. I love a good discussion, even about shitty things sometimes! Danielle Aug 2007 Hormonal Ramblings It is easy to be negative about our past mistakes and unhappiness. But it's much more healing to look at ourselves and our past in the light of experience, acceptance,and growth. Our past is a series o
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Need a chuckle this morning ? Here ya go! WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. Keep reading-they get better!!! WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand
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Well its Tuesday and Imagine Fubar still being Fubared! LOL Just wanted to wish everyone a special Day this morning...may you be in the arms of an Angel..:) Hugs and Kisses imikimi - Customize Your World Morning to all! Woo Hoo its Friday! Yay!! Just want to wish everyone a good morning and day...and to tell you all thanks for all the love you give...If I haven't returned it like you want please send me a letter..I will try asap to get to you...with that being said.... Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com
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ok guys by the time this gets posted, i'll be in bed, so pleeeease don't respond in shouts lol... i just wanted to say good morning to everyone, since usually i'm around to do so... i didn't sleep at all last night and its almost 10 am so it's time for me to get some rest ;) all of the albums that were previously viewable are unlocked as promised... please continue to rate the safe for work ones as well though so i don't have to lock them all up again... i'm an exhibitionist, i hate locking that shit up ;) i'll probably be back shortly, tyr doesn't let me sleep all day, lol if you guys have time, please check for things to rate ;) and hopefully when i actually wake up, i'll go take a shower and make new pretty things for you to look at :) BTW, for those that think "she must be busy" ... if my status says afk, i'm not there, if it doesn't say that, PLEASE feel free to say hi, i may be slow to answer but i promise i do answer... i only answer mails if there's a q
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Hey guys, it's 6:30am and i'm just going to bed now, so i'll be sleeping most of the day probably... meant to have new pics up last night but i think i was hungover the entire day, and then just REALLY lazy all night lol when i get up i'll see what i can find to get some new pics up ;) (although if you missed the ones i posted saturday morning, go look in the sin and tyr album ;) ) love ya ;) Sin
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! I TRIED A BLOG EARLIER AND SEEMED TO GET SCREWED UP..LOL SO HAPPY TOUCH ME TUESDAY AGAIN! HUGS AND KISSES! MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts MySpace Graphics & MySpace Layouts
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The Morning After Reality
The Morning After Reality Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks .. Just thinking... No matter how tough and strong you think you are, there is something or someone that brings you to your senses. My day started normal for the most part today, then something strange happened. I sudden wave of sadness came over me. I was thinking of a time I had spent
Morning Time
Things I learned before going into law school 1) You can go to law school after high school 2) All about the essay 3) You can get in without taking the LSAT 4) Most of your time will be reading 5) Most of your time will be reciting 6) It pays to have a brief template 7) It pays to have a tape recorder 8) More girls then boys in law school 9) More boys practicing law then girls. 10) Remember its all about paper work Now what did I really learn 1) I learned that Tort is not a dish 2) Sue, is not a girls name... 3) Brief is not a bag 4) Assault... its not something you dab on your steak 5) Intent... its not going inside a tent 6) defame is not the actual name of the musical Fame 7) Baby Bar ---- not a candy bar 7) Baby Bar --- not where minors go to for drinks 8) Pass the Bar.... does not mean alcohol level 9) Precedence does not refer to Mr. Lincoln. 10) when you graduate, expect to defer student loan. Christmas...a day when peace on ea
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The Morning After Reality
Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks .. You Are Mint Green Balanced and calm, you have mastered the philosophy of living well. Your friends seek you out for support, and you are able to bring stability to chaotic situations. You're very open and cheerful - and you feel like you have a lot of freedom in life. Your future may hold any number of exc
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Morning Love
I love waking up to assholes LoL...i have no idea who he is but he has me blocked....i could understand if i pissed him off but hey whatever :P Many Smiles April ♥
The Morning It Happened
"Wake up Cornell!". No, I replied, but after a fourteen hour shift, you'd say the same. I should have, this was different, "Seriously, I think a plane just crashed into the World Trade Center". We were on a two week Korean Exercise, which in some aspects are harder than a real deployment, because you're drilling constantly. There we were, staring at what every uniformed person fears most, enevitable war. I finally got out of my rack and went into the berthing lounge, and there it was. an american building with an airplane lodged in the side of it on fire. Naturally no one could really comprehend or make since of what we were looking at. I think one of the universal thoughts in the lounge was "this can't be happening". It was something out of a Die Hard movie, or something . How is this possible? Is it an act of terror or an horrific mistake? We wanted and needed answers, and not even the senoir leadership had any. As for myself, I could only think about my family and some stranger
The Morning
I was sleeping so content. We had a great night in each others arms and I knew I was still in your embrace. I have never been so peaceful as I was that morning. I was dreaming, It was of us together making Love. I knew I was dreaming but it felt real. The warmth of your body pressed against me was there, that wonderful feeling of you. I realized I was not actually sleeping, it was the state in between where reality and dreams blended. I also realized that I felt your hand rubbing my engorged cock. My dream had excited me and you didnt waste the the chance. I was still groggy and trying to get the rest of my body to respond when I felt the heat and wetness of your mouth surround me. My hips responded on pure reflex of the sesation. What a feeling of extacy. My mind was slowly waking all of me as your mouth was stroking up and down my shaft. The feeling as you take me deep into your mouth is one that can only be rivaled by one other thing. My eyes finally opened to look a
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Morning Coffee
Morning Coffee like a special wake up call, Something I look forward to every morning! I did not know how much i needed my morning coffee to get me through each day. With it I am Happy full of life and know what a great day I am going to have. Warm and full of love is how it makes me feel. Without my morning coffee sad... Thats why I love my morning coffee. Kimmie
Morning Menus For Review
Whats shakin Culinary kiddies, Ok today we had smoked t-bone steak, smoked in a makeshift smoker with hickory wood chips and finished in the oven @ 350 till medium rare, (ya just want a hint of smoke not dried out shoe leather) then cut the ny strip and filet off the bone and sliced thin and feathered out around 2 eggs over medium and accompanied by mushroom and carmelized onions. Topped with scallions and of course my favorite condiment, sriacha sauce. Join us monday @ Snake Eyes Radio for more cookin debauchery while listening to great tunes!! Whats shakin Culinary kiddies Today was Open Faced bacon egg cheese and tomato sandwich on a toasted everything bagel. 1 Everything Bagel 4 Strips of cured bacon 2 Eggs 3 oz shredded cheddar cheese 1/4 of sliced tomato 1oz parmesan cheese 1/2 teaspoon of spicy mustard (anyvariety but not ballpark yellow mustard) 1/2 oz sriacha sauce Start by pan frying the bacon over medium heat rotate sides until the bacon is done to
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Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks ..
Morning Pleasures~
My body is still trembling from cumming so hard as I reach up to untie your arms. The minute your hands are free you pounce on top of me like a big cat attacking its prey. You have me pinned underneath you kissing me hard and deep. You are kissing me hungrily, biting my lips and sucking my tongue into your mouth. "I taste our cum baby." You whisper into my ear while you nip at it. Before I can react you are pulling my hands over my head reaching for those same silk scarves. "Mmmm, you're next baby," you breathe before you finish tying the knots on my restraints. Despite the fact that I have just had you tied up, you look into my eyes to make sure I am comfortable with your game. I look into your eyes and my body relaxes as I submit completely to you with a gentle sigh. You can see the sparkle in my eyes as I softly say, "You can have your way with me darling; I'm your personal playground." I can tell you enjoy the sound of that by the increasing hardness I feel against my body. Y
The Morning After Reality
The Morning After Reality Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total synchronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks ..
Morning Rain
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad.. My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so bad..
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its getting colder here in the sierrasso i am a little more active in mid day than early morning but i got a lot done today ......i fueled for the winter the warmth will be needed .......picked up some fire logs i like to keep them around they are nice for just one watching the snow fall for a few hours over a smoke or two ......stocked in my winters coffee ,spent several hours today with all the doors open even though it was in the 40'sfired up the old beast today just to let him run a while been two weeks .........really had a great day looking to my night being better i aint seen the sun in days the weather is the pits ........i miss those clear mtn mornings sometimes.contention is in me this morning and it feels great i cant get my mind off of her wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.............huh...........i seen it like this b4 but its really been along time so i really dont know how to feel about it but its kinda nice am off the weekend so i'll leave work out......i guess i am in all
The Morning
Heat is in your eyes Lightning in your touch Unadulterated passion released And I've never felt so much Hands are on my body Your lips are on my skin Making sure there's no resistance When you're ready to come in And deep with my body Something stirs in my heart Warning me to be careful That you don't tear me apart But regardless of this warning I drag your pants away Caught up in the moment Believing everything you say I let your mouth trail kisses Making new paths to trace Relishing the morning When I wake up to your face
Morning?
The thin beam of light peeking through the space between the drapes and shining right on her eyes woke her. Turning her head to block out the sunlight she caught a glimpse of the clock on the table beside the big bed. Blinking....she sat up and looked again.......10:40a.m.......she’d nearly slept the day away. Taking a deep breath she slid out from the warmth of the covers. Bare feet sinking into the carpet, she moved across the room.....sliding the satin robe over her naked body as she walked. On the kitchen table was the expected list of chores for the day. Glancing over the page she smiled at how little there was to do. As she passed through the living room, she pressed “play” on the stereo and turned the music up loud. Humming along, she walked back through the bedroom and to the adjoining bathroom. With so little to be done she certainly had time for a nice bath. Turning the water on full, she moved to the small vanity and selected a small jar of bath salts...inh
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The Morning After Reality
Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen. Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant. What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is. When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks ..
The Morning After
The Morning After :There's just some things that I can't explain like the reason why I make you feel this way I keep on saying that I am going to change now how could you believe a word I say I wish there was some way to see I never meant to make you cry If I could take back just one thing I swear that I'd take back that night Everything I loved was gone the morning the morning after I wish I never woke up on the morning the morning after And now it's all coming back to me, you say I can't believe you do these things to me And so I guess I gotta face the truth I'm no good for you there's nothing I can do I wish that we could make believe and pretend everything's alright And I would give up everything if I could just take back that night Everything I loved was gone the morning the morning after I wish I never woke up on the morning the morning after Everything I loved was gone the morning the morning after I wish I never woke up on the morning the morning after I wished to I hold you bu
The Morning After Reality
  The Morning After Reality\       Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know in there heart and in there mind that it will never happen.  Can two souls be so alike.. being in total sincronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant.  What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is.  When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks ..
The Morning After Reality
The Morning After Reality Can someone in all honesty fall in love with someone and know that in their heart and in there mind that it will never happen.  Can two souls be so alike..being in total synchronicity with one another ..knowing that just a single kiss could ruin this. Why do complications of the heart always fog the better of ones judgment .. is it the lack or reason or thought .. can love have purpose other then just the common thread that we all see it as .. Why can loving someone have such larger meaning and devotion yet cant.  What is truly love.. a thought or a concept of what happiness is.  When does happiness become love, just the simple questions one never thinks yet alone asks.
Mornings
    Here are just a few of my favorite good morning text messages from my honey...I love you Rob and I start everyday with a smile on face and tingly feeling all over because of the way you love me. Thank you baby for all you do, I love your forever. From: RobSent: Oct 23  8:24AMMsg: Good morning honey. Mmmwah! I love you so much Michelle. How's my beautiful Sleeping beauty?From: RobSent: Oct 21  6:38AMMsg: Good morning honey. How's my beautiful Angel? Mmmwah! I love you Michelle Lynne Baar.From: RobSent: Oct 20  6:12AMMsg: Good morning sweetheart, I miss you so much Michelle. Mmmwah! I love you honey.From: RobSent: Oct 19  6:41AMMsg: Mmmwah! Good morning honey. I had such sweet dreams of you Michelle Lynne Baar. You and corn. I love you Babydoll. Ones of you were heaven...corn a nightmare lol.   From: RobSent: Oct 17  9:00AMMsg: Good morning sunshine. I love you Michelle Lynne Baar. Mmmwah!From: RobSent: Oct 15  6:45AMMsg: Here comes the sun (du dn du du) Here comes the sun And I
Moroc Extreme Woods Racing Series 1st Event
Leaving tonight. Wife has the jeep loaded with beads should be a blast. AMSIOL just showed up courtesy of SOR4x4 so that will be going in before we load up along with one beadlock to be put on due to some one got the case of the dumbA** and moutned the claw backwards in a late night build frenzy. (ME) Yes the first race for Team Ballzout Motorsports season is coming up. We are pumped and ready to go Ballzout. Get out to one of the events and see the next great motorsports legend. YOu will see great hill climbs,rock crawls, carnage, and roll overs. CHeck out my racing pics for last years footage.
Moron Of The Day!!!
Here's a new feature in my blogs. I encounter so many morons throughout my day that this will always have fresh content. I hope you like it! :) Todays moron is Charles Spencer Jr.!!!! At about 3:00 am est on Friday morning, someone tossed a big rock through the front window of the place I work. They went in and walked through the whole store, came back toward the front, grabbed a locked cash register drawer and left. Took nothing else but the box, walking by thousands of dollars worth of tools. He must've been really pissed later on because the box he took is one we don't use and had nothing in it except a menu from the Chinese restaurant across the street. lol He apparently went down the street and did the same thing at a deli, where they got him on tape using his shirt to try and wipe his fingerprints off. 16 year old kid. No record. Moron. Congratulations, Charles!!!
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on i was drinking last night well a lil after a while my neighbor and my nephiew get into0 it over a cig i was doing my best ot ingore the bull well low and behold my neighbor acusses me of taking sides truths is i took no sides it was as stipud argument so well he pushed the limit i told his ass to head home we got to argiung and well nex thing im wailing on his ass lmmfao he said he was gonna call his dad hes 21 OMG if u was me what would u do whoop ass like i did or 'what well i did what i had to do its not the first time plus he is a nuisance funny thing is he told me not to touch him i poked his ass oh man clazsic well hes no longet allowed imn my yard or i will stomp a muddhole in him ok so i had posted a mumm about a certain situation i wont go into deatil butt my ass was stomped bigtime and no it was harnfull now all i have to say u diont like dont read post whatever leave it be if ya wanna get pissed off do in away from the comp yadda mean peace out
The Moron Files....
this genius was trying to use the tiny quivering mass of necrotic tissue she called a brain to make me look stupid.... little does she know that i don't need her help..... wait......n/m >ycelicious...: small furry creatures the wookies use as sex slaves ->ycelicious...: ewoks ycelicious...: ewoks? ->ycelicious...: are the Ewoks ready to go? ycelicious...: oh..lol.. ->ycelicious...: Jedi do not vote on mumms.......we collect specimen for shipping ->ycelicious...: answer me.....the wookies are nervous ycelicious...: lol..but hav eto gtg..what did u voted 1 or 2? ->ycelicious...: now...have the Ewoks been prepared for shipment? ->ycelicious...: i see it has worked ->ycelicious...: yes i am aware..i was using a JEdi mind trick to convince you i wanted you to come in my shoutbox ycelicious...: its brains not barins ->-Rich-: why do you not answer me? i have it in my vast powers to give you that which you seek... ->-Rich-: your rectum will be so prolapsed, you can shit a Ranc
Morose Mind
Moronic People
Im talking about that skank 7up aka lil one, who claims it has terminal cancer. This person is a walking contradiction. This person needs to be held accountable for lying about something so serious. The fact that this dissease would have no doubt effected 90% of the people on fu, i think this fucken low person needs to lose something of their own for being such a low cunt. I asked this person why they have 90% nsfw pictures and is constantly up loading new ones when it is meant to be so sick. Now if it was telling the tuth it could have answered this question without question. BUT noooooooooo ... this person cant answer this question and many others, so it blocks me. Now i do not give a fuck that i got blocked, i care about that fact that this low cunt is using a disease that has killed many of my friends and family to gain sympathy and "friends" ... It makes me sick to the stomach. Who is with me on this? Should i start a petition to get this lying cunt booted from f
Morons
Morons, what else can I say.. My ex is a dipshit that can't get a life.. comes on here and buys my so called friends.. then when I shout them to explain things to them, the don't reply.. HMMM makes me wonder what kind of lies the abusive asshole is spreading about me.. I already have a few that no longer talk to me since I kicked his ass out for hitting me and other shit.. People don't wanna believe me when I say what really happened.. Thats on them.. But when it happens to them, I hope they do not expect my sympathy.. They for damn sure will not get it.. I hate liars and fakes.. And now I am coming to see who is really and truly my friends on here.. everyone else, can go fuck off and remove themselves from my list id they don't like what I have to say.. and if they wanna associate with him.. so be it, but I will go through my friends at some point and if ur friends with him, YOU WILL BE GONE... I am not playing games.. He has already told enough lies about me that I am done with it..
Morons
Morons
thanks to stupid morons i had to make a new yahoo the.dark_prince1@yahoo.com
Moroccan Rugs
Moroccan rugs
Morons And Other Critters
OH, just fuck off! Do you block the perverts, or the total assholes who name call also? You notice how the press cares about celebrities, any other karaoke singer who dropped dead of an overdose would have been overlooked!
Moron
Moron
1234567: fubar.com... 7:47pm His Kind O...: wats the link for ? 7:49pm 1234567: its my buttocks 7:49pm His Kind O...: lol...sorry but no thanks if i want to see a naked guy i can get my husband to strip for me 7:50pm 1234567: he he .. but u can see a diff guy na  its a free show  7:50pm His Kind O...: lol so is seeing my man nude 7:51pm 1234567: diff body  7:51pm 1234567: u will like it  7:52pm His Kind O...: no thanks i mnot into looking at nudes on here or any other site for that matter 7:53pm 1234567: hmm okk   y girls don't like nude? 7:54pm His Kind O...: we do
Morph Animationz Made By Me!
Morphs
If you want a morphing picture. I will make you one for free.I'm disabled with lots of time on my hands and I love helping friends. All I need is the before and after photo. For more info e-mail me at Easttexasdragon@aol.com Tiny The East Texas Dragon
Morphs
To all the people on my list I am deleting all my info from this site it is to much DRAMA on it. I am to grown to have people tellin me who I can and cant talk to so See yall when ever i do bye. Kyle AKA KK To all u women that talk to me and I talk back and u add me and then delete me dont bother if it is gonna be a problem This is Ddicated to ThickBeautiful24 Im out KK Love is a beautiful thing dont u agree?Love is a wonder thing to be in so r u in love with neone. I know alot of u r in love and that is good stay in love but dont be in lust that is not good. I am in love with the most beautiful woman in the world and she is all i can think about. She is my heart and my soul so if u feel that same way I do about your boo comment on this and say it. One Love to all KK AKA DA PRINCE
Morphing Pic!
Morphs
I NEED SUM CLOWN LUV , CAN ANYBODY HELP ME OUT.IM LOOKING FOR A COPY OF "STRANGLEMANIA"I HAD IT ,BUT I LENT IT TO A "NON-JUGGALO"TRYING TO SPREAD A LIL CLOWN LUV ,AND THAT FUCKER TOOK IT & RAN. WHEN I CAUGHT HIM I FUCKED HIM UP ,BUT NEVER GOT MY VID BACK.& I CANT FIND THAT SHIT ANNNNNYWHERE IN CA. SO IF ANYONE CAN TELL ME WHERE TO GET IT OR HOOK ME UP WITH A COPY .YOU'LL MAKE MY FUCKIN DAY. THANXFOR READING MY SHIT. MMFCL TO ALL LO'S & LETTES EASTLOS 420 aka eastlosjuggalo@yahoo.com KJHJHGGFCKHG KJHKH KJBGHGCFYLJB 7777777777777777777777777777
Morphs
As many of yous know I have started to make morphs thanx in big part to Jonny Cee who helped my find the program that I needed to download. I have made a few morphs already but I havent had time the last few days been really busy. Here is what I have made so far please feel free to stop by rate them an comment them feedback would be great. My first morph my son Alex turning into Tigger Second morph my mom year of the dragon turning into a dragon Third morph my mom year of the dragon turning into my daughter Kieyah Forth morph Dragon warrior turning into his cat Still learning how to do them but the more I make the better I will get. Hope you all like them. Please feel free to check out the gifts that have been made for me under "stuff made for me" Have a great day Stay at home mom ~Member of K.O.T.~
Morphing Pics
Does anyone know how to morph pictures? It so cool!
Morpin Whore
I spent way to much money (but I'm single so there's no woman bitching about it) on a photo editing softwear package. I have now found myself with a new hobby, making Morph Pics. I've already made about 60. Most of which I made for people here on Cherry Tap. And some for friends that are still stuck on Myspace with the other mindless loosers. Anyway if you would like a morph done just hit me up and I'll be glad to do it. Usually take me no time at all. The hard part is deciding on the pics to morph so if you choose your or own it's almost instant satisfaction. I do warrenty my work so if it doesn't work right when I finish it just let me know and I'll keep at it till it does. Later All jbear
Morph Contest
hello i started a morph contest and decided that the comment number of 150,000 was to hi so ive decided to put it down to 75000......prizes are still the same though dont worry http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=158234&i=312467067 well to all who can help me im in a contest to get comments and win a prize the link above is to my pic.so please comment bomb me as many times as you like i really apreciate it.and to those who already have thanks so much.... hello everybody that has a morph.do ya think yours is better than anyone elses well lets see.let me know your interested in this contest by sending a link or a shout.the rules are very simple who ever gets 150,000 comments first wins.you can comment on yourself as much as you want...repost this over and over if you wish...send out links of your photo to all.the p4rize is either a corvette or a motorcycle or a tropical vacation...which ever you choose.
Morph Contest
its called the morphing picture contest gotta get 150,000 comments to win.no exp.date winner gets a corvette or a motorcycle or a trpical vacation they get to choose and the rules are simple its gotta be a morph and you can comment on yourself.then ya go to photo and click on morph contest pic thanks tracymarie@ CherryTAP
Morph Contest
hey everyone the contest is over in 2 days.so bomb away.......and have fun.... well i was hoping someone would have met the comment bombs needed by now..i dont want this contest to go on forever so im gonna end it.it will be over on the sunday the 18th...so whoevr has the most comments by then wins.......very simple..there is still the one i like best gets a gift as well though...ill be starting another contest on the 24 though called the funniest picture contest.ill give details later but i am taking pics now for all who are interested....that is all ive got good news to all who are in my morph contest ive put the comments down to 18,000 comments to win and ive also added another prize as well i dont know if most of you read my last blog but ive added another prize for the morph i like the best and the runner up with close to 18,000 when a winner is declared will get two morphs as well.....hopefully youll all read this blog and repost it as well.also as soon as this contest is over il
* Morphogenetic Fields *
(Crystal Body , Manifestation Template or Organic Imprint for Health) All matter forms and forms of consciousness, including planetary bodies and human bodies, are manifested through a morphogenetic (form-holding) imprint, which exists as a quantity of crystalline (that's why it's also called crystal body), electro-tonal energetic substance that is composed of specific patters of frequency. (See: Universal Manifestation Template, Primal Order, Energy Matrix, Time Matrix) This morphogenetic imprint sets the pattern for a form within the 15-dimensional Unified Field of energy substance, The morphogenetic imprint holds the instructions and design for form-building in a type of digital or electronic encoding, known as Keylon Codes. Forms come into manifestation and evolve, as patterns of frequency are drawn into the forms' morphogenetic field, from the dimensional frequency bands of the Unified Field of energetic substance within which the morphogenetic field is placed. Thi
Morphs
Morphs
Morph Requests
As many of you know i closed down the Darkmoon Family.. so now i have more timeon my hands to do the things i enjoy. A lot of peole have requested i make morphs for them.. heres the problem.. i cant remeber who asked..lol more of you than me so if you would like me to make u one leave me a message and ill get back to you
The Morph Man Is Back!!!!
the Morph Man wanted me to pass the word around some that he is BACK......... http://www.cherrytap.com/user/738262 copy and paste in the address bar at the top kk use this to add him back on your friends list if you know who he is ....... thanks katiejo.......
Morphing
Morphed Pics
Just came back from two hours in the pool... doing my usual amount of laps and noticing a rather handsome man in the lane next to me. I'm not one to chat men up, but I enjoyed the softness of his face, the lean body and how his hair swept off his face due to the wetness...I was just content to look and get on with the task of swimming my laps next to him. Later I sat in the spa adjacent to the pool, taking in the hot water and pumelling my muscles with "Big Bertha" the powerful jet of water I've affectionately named, when in hobbles handsome faced man. I realise he'd need Big Bertha more than I, so I move over and he nods at me in gratitude. We talk for a while about his knee, the operation he just endured and soon we are cracking jokes. I particularly loved the one he said about how to make a Scottish omelette.. "How do you make a Scottish omelette?" "Well you borrow three eggs.........." I cracked up. He enjoyed my jokes, I enjoyed his and as I got up to leave, he s
Morphing
Well I desire a morph for my stepdaughter Lynn.A Tiger Morph.So I downloaded Morpheous Morph maker free trial,beginner version.The Directions for this Program Sucks.I tried various pictures,I tried zooming,placeing the fuckin Dots.The site said it was easy,the site lied.Either that,my patience are not with me today.as I desire a ciggerette terribly.I finish the picture,had the dots lined up perfectly,with zoomed technology.I honestly think a 12 yr.old could have done it better.I cannot make Morphs.I can do many things but stuff associated with computers,I can't ,So I wasted 2 hrs when I could have been here doing rateings.
Morph Contest Link Updated
=== 'MORBID PRINCESS~LADY ONYX OF THE UNDERWORLD LDCF~ "WIFE OF GR8GUYOO"' spewed forth the following at '2007-03-31 18:21:25'.. > > >
Morphing Pictures
Force them to see Im told with a reputition from years before Why cant they know?ill fight this with nailIs this not our nature?My choice is seen and I have lost with no chance for venganceWhy have we chosen to close this space once again Ill show you my cell with its rotting decor Or will I?the walls are still grandI know where my fate liesIts always with me screaming though Ive chosen to not hearFor that ill pay more than was worth,Why wasnt I taught of this?Why must I learn through painHumilityWas I lost when this knowledge was passed ?To learn this way is a true mark of a being of which was layed in my lap ofIgnoranceFor hell you haveto take with you and seethe only thing removed no more matter to hold it insideNo more Fill the glass and then the room It will never be held back Tho whos accountable?you always werethat voice is that of pure balanceI know when its here It speaks so loudTo let me know of unjust and forsaken triumphI know what ill take with me as I know to not enjoyAs
Morph Give-a-way!!!
Morph Give-a-way!! Rate my stash and get a morph!! Come show me some CT love!! Here are a few morphs that I have done for friends so come get one for yourself. rl hubby of kirstie *iloveallen* lawless rebel 69 member of the convenant of shadows@ CherryTAP Please go fan, add and rate them. They will return the love and I will give you a dozen roses!!! Thanks so much!! *IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE SEND THE LINK FOR THE PIC YOU WOULD LIKE TO ENTER *NO NSFW PIX ALLOWED *COMMENT BOMBING ALLOWED *SELF BOMBING ALLOWED *CONTEST TO RUN A FULL (7) DAYS, BEGIN AT NOON AND END AT NOON (CST), AS SOON AS I HAVE ENOUGH ENTRIES *PRIZES WILL BE GIVEN DURING THE NEXT HAPPY HOUR FOLLOWING THE CONTEST Luscious♥Mami ((Please fan me before you add me, thx))@ CherryTAP 1ST PRIZE: 1 VACATION, BE WHISKED OFF TO A TROPICAL VACATION YOU PICK CHOICE OF EITHER, HIS & HER MATCHING RIDES (2) GIVEN FOR HER FOR HIM 2nd PRIZE: HIS & HER MOTORCYCL
Morph Pic Contest
My morph picture is in a contest. COuld you stop by and rate it and leave a few comments on it for me? I would appreciate it a bunch. :-) http://www.cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=814757&albumid=314248&i=1975530909 Repost for me please?
Morph Help
i created a morph but how what do i save it as and how do i put it on here? any help would be great thx!
Morph''s
Morph Comp
Morph Contest
BEST MORPH CONTEST Best Morph contest. Looking for 20 contestants. The contest will start Sunday, May 20,2007 at 6pm EDT. The contest will end Sunday, May 27,2007 at 6pm EDT. Send me a PM with the link to the pic you wish to use. I LOVE MY SWEET CT WIFE ♥MANDY♥@ CherryTAP RULES Contest begins 5-20-07@6pmEDT and ends 5-27-07@6pmEDT. Comment bombing and self-comment bombing allowed. 1 rate=1 comment so be sure and tell everyone to rate also. GOOD LUCK TO ALL PRIZES 1st-SILVER MOTORCYCLE 2nd-ROLEX 3rd-DIAMOND EARRINGS *PRIZES WILL BE PAID OUT DURING HAPPY HOUR* THANKS GABE~BIG G~ CT HUSBAND TO MANDY I LOVE MY SWEET CT WIFE ♥MANDY♥@ CherryTAP
Morph Comp
ok ppl will u pls go rate my friends pic in a comp and i will be soooo gratefulll xxxxx
Morph Contest Update
WELCOME TO THE BEST MORPH CONTEST HERE ARE THE CONTESTANTS
Morphs
Morph Contest
Morph Into What You Are
For Gods sake, why the hell does everybody morph into someone they want to be?
Morph
I want to see how good your creativity is, I am challenging you to make Me a morphing picture, if your picture is the one I choose as favorite, I will give you a pimping gift of my choice... Now now boys and girls.. here's the picture I want you to work on. Feel free to post your creations on this blog for Me and everybody else to see.. I wish I could create a separate album for the contest but... no picture space right now. I will do that in time, once I have the space for them. Here's the picture I will be running this challenge till June 30th, so you have enough time to think and pick your morphing image!!... I can't wait to see!! Love, kisses & spanks Always Mistress M CONGRATS TO EDDIE!! FOR MAKING THE COOL WINNING MORPHING PICTURE OF MOI! He did a great job!! Stop by his website, he has some other cool graphic works he does himself.. he is very creative!! Eddie@ CherryTAP He got his pimpin gift as promised!! this was very fun My frien
Morphs
Morphing Photos
I have found a excellent program for morphing photos. I have been looking to find one but really looked and got one because I saw another member that wanted help to get a photo morphed. If anyone else would like to know about it please email me and I will let them know what it is and provide a link to download it plus a little extra bonus to make it work better.
Morphs
hey my morph program is all jacked up i had to dump it sorry guys and i dumped the ones here to sorry if it messed up the ones i did
Morphs
If anyone would like a morph made with their pictures , just let me know . All of the morphs in my pictures , are ones that i have made .
Morphs Are Not Cool
Morphs
I can make a variety of morphs or i can make some tags whatever u want just mail me and let me know what u want and ill get to it. Blaze My VIP is expiring in a day and i would love to have another VIP if anyone could help me out please that would be great. Im an OIF vet and im a very good guy and i will help u out anyway i can. I make morphs and tags and things for fun and ill make whatever i can for u. If anyone wants one just mail me and let me know. If anyone can help me out with a VIP it would mean the world to me please and thank you. Blaze
Morph Me!
I would love it if someone could take one of my pics and making a morphing pic outta it for me! Please?! Morph me into a dragon or a fairy...or no! A VAMPIRE! YES! MUAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA okay that was kinda corny...oh well anyways...let me know if anyone could do it?!
Morph Contest!!!!!
Morph Contest!!!! Need Rates And Comments...
Need Rates and Bombers!!!! CONTEST CLOSES FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 7, 2007 12 NOON EASTERN TIME GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BOMBING The Prizes: 1st place gets 5 morphs 2nd place gets 3 morphs 3rd place gets 2 morphs All entrants get a big pimpin gift at conclusion of the contest. Comment bombing is a must. Comments are worth 1 point Rates are worth 10 points (rates are used in the event of a tie) A minimum of 1000 comments must given to receive a prize.. Here is the link:
Morphs
Morph
Morphs
To all my TRUE FU friends, I am wantimg to add my friends animationmorphs to my photo gallery, and salutes as well. I am wanting to do the for one reason only and that is to see who my real FU Friends are, you can respond back you me by email and include your animation morph and one of your salute photoes. Thank you to all my true FU FRiends.. BamBam
Morphs
How to make morphs? I have photoshop but have no clue how to do the morphs... if anyone could tell me I would greatly appreciate it :) Thanks, Craig
Morphing
Who can morph me into sakura. I'd like to have one of my pics morphed. But not sure what....Anyone have any cool pics to morph me to?
Morphs
I now have a morphing program, so if ya need a morph just ask.. I would be happy to try and make ya one. I am new to the whole morphing thing, but I would be more than willing to make one if ya dont care if it is exactly perfect. Just pick out the two pics and email them to me here on fubar, please dont ask me to pick whatever for you, I don't have time to look at things and pick one for you. Once I receive the pics, I will let ya know if I think they will work out ok and I will get to work. Again, I am not a morph expert or king by any means! I AM A NOVICE morpher but I really enjoy doing it and would be happy to make ya something. I have found out that it helps a ton if the pics are similar in size and position to make the morph look the best. When I finish with them I put them in my morphs I made folder for you to rate, comment, and rip. So just Shoutbox me if ya see me online and want one! lol....
Morphs For A Sign
Ok so here's the idea... and I did this before I deleted my page on CherryTap before it changed names again. I'll make a morph for a sign.... Only catch is you must be in the picture. The better the picture (if any partial nudity or whatnot), the more elaborate the morph and so on. I can do multiple pictures and some on my list still have the ones I made. So if interest let me know. Also... Buy me a drink, I never get any lol. Wally :) So once again, a slight test to see if all the fake people on here really are just what they are... Fake.... Souless, empty people who divulge nothing better in life but than to ridicule people who have done nothing. And to each one of you I hope you rot in this life for all eternity. :) Have a nice day!
Morph Master
I have been told I am the best at making morphs. THese are a few of the ones I have done. If you would like one message me and we can talk about how you will get one. I have about every image you can imagine. If i dont have it link it to me if you dont know how I can explain it to you. The first Pic is the link to my page. ¢ÔRocket¢Ô Marie I love you so much baby. You are my world!!!!¢¾¢¾¢¾@ fubar These are some of the morphs I have made.
Morphs
send me 2 pics 1 of u and 1 of something u would like to morph into plz send to fubar mail when done ill post to my profile and you can rip from there thanx
Morph's
i wish i have a morphhhhh of me....sighs....:)
Morph Me
Morph's
Morph Contest!
Ok all ive decided to start up a contest of my own!! If you want to enter this contest here is what you do: send me two pics, one of you face shot and one of a pic that you want it morphed into along with 200fubucks I will morph your pics or send me your morph along with 100fubucks and i will post them in my album titled morph contestants. the morph with the most comments by the end of the contest will win 70,000 fubucks. some rules: pics must not be nsfw! one of the pics must be of you when you send the fubucks type morphcontest followed by what you would like your morph named in my album. when you send your pics or morphs make sure you title the subject morph contest! if this sounds fun or interesting then you know what to do! contest starts today and will end on Christmas day! so hurry and get your morphs turned in to me and we will have some fun!
Morphed Pics
I am so upset because I bought a program to do these Morphed pics, and making the picture is so easy. But when I try to upload it to Fubar, it doesn't Morph at all. What am I doing wrong?
Morph Projects
yea yea sure is check it out... I GOT WHAT YOU NEED, COME SEE ME AND LOOK SEE WHAT I GOT TO OFFER!! CEO of -->>FU*S MORPHer©/Pic MakerCOME CHECK ME OUT. JUST CLICK HERE AND YOU BE RIGHT ON MY MORPHING PAGE.!!! HELLO to all. im in a auction (CEO) AKA PlayRoy and would love to be owned!!!! you get lots of stuff from me. and some hidden stuff i didnt display!!! just click the link and bid!! love you long time!! ceo aka playroy
Morph Pics...
Ok, it's been a while since my last rant, and I guess it's been a while cuz I'm just not here very much. Spending a lot of time on the dirt bikes, working, hanging out with friends, etc. So here goes... Today, I about fucking snapped when I saw this morph pic: http://full.pca1.fubar.com/52/36/756325/1981446654.gif (Copy and paste into your browser, I don't know why they don't have UBB code on here and I'm too lazy to do it in HTML) What the fuck were you thinking?? Your big fat ass morphing into the body of a girl 1/2 your age in 100x better shape than you are...What the FUCK are you trying to say with that picture?? I swear to fucking God I HATE these fucking morph pictures. Anyone with 2 fucking brain cells can open up Adobe Image Ready and morph 1 picture into another. Don't think you're anything special by being able to make an animated gif. Those people with more than 2 brain cells are smart enough NOT to put these fucking retarded morphing pictures onto their
Morph Contest
Morphs, I Need Help With One?
Morphs Anyone Want 1?
I WANNA BE A ROCKSTAR I want to level up. I need points. I would like to make you a morph and in exchange you can give me points by hitting my pics. I have like over 500 so it's pretty easy to find some to hit. I will help you if you help me.
Morphing Programs
Morphs
WTF is up with all the morphs?,At first look they were cool but now everywhere you look another one,enough already
Morphing Pics
Morph
He was Deleted for no reason, was a Level 21 & they deleted him. Plz show him some Love. http://fubar.com/user/1550460 What does a Lady need 2 do to get a Morph done? Someone PLZ make a Morphing pic of me turning into : ( ann heache )..
Morph
%1
Morph~anyone
Attention all friends and family. If I have ever helped you out in a giveaway or contest please help me now. I'm in a Happy Hour giveaway and need 140,000 comments, I'm at 55,534 right now please come drop me a few comments. It's comments AND rate the pic./fubar.com/user/1007162 Evonne & TisMom05 need 140,000 comments to win a 1-Year VIP, a Happy Hour, a 30-Day Blast AND a Ticker Pack! PLEASE HELP OUT THE SOONER I GET TO 140,000 COMMENT IM DONE/ALSO IF WANT A MORPH I am offering up a free gift of an animation or morph of your chosing. To get it you must leave 400 comments here: and then send me a fu-mail letting me know you've done that! ***you don't have to leave all 400 comments in 1 day!*** ***IF YOU DON'T FU-MAIL ME, YOU WON'T GET YOUR ANIMATION!*** Attention all friends and family. If I have ever helped you out in a giveaway or contest please help me now. I'm in a Happy Hour giveaway and need 140,000 comments, I'm at 55,534 right now please come drop me
Morphs
if u want a morph made send me 10,000 fubucks and i will make em for u
Morphs
taking some much needed me time buh bye might be back for today only I will make a morph for the 2000 fubucks
Morphs And Pics And Such
i added some pics to my page just recently... i've also started working with morpheous and have made a couple of morphs... please drop by my page and tell me what you think? the only criticism is contructive criticism to me... thanks everyone!!
Morph Pic.
so yeah...some reason i grew away from this site...but im going to try to come back...hopefully you will all forgive me i was just woundering if someone can make a morph pic. with my face to the faces of KISS thanks a bunch...PM me for a face shot...
Morphs
Does anybody know how to do a morph???? I would like to do one but lack the knowledge. If anyone could help me with this It would be appreciated. Thanks
Morph
Is there anyone out there that is willing to make 1 or 2 Morphing pic's for me?? Any kind of morph will do (Surprise me). I'm heading outside to play with my little sister.
Morphs
i am looking for a free easy to navugate place to try to do some morphs. ive 2 that were done for me, and my daughter loves them. would like to make a few more to show her and make her laugh. any suggestions? pe feel free to contact me...thanks
Morphs
I am willing to pay 25,000 fubucks for the first 4 people to create the hottest morph of me. If you look in my morph file, you will see what I'm looking for. Any questions, feel free to ask.
Morphs............
OMG!! I'm so excited............ I finally was able to make my first morph!! I'm so proud of myself!! LMAO.......... Well, tell me what u think!!!!!! Thanks!!!
Morphs
until i remove some pics any morphs etc i make will be posted in here
Morphs
Needed for Morph Courtersy from a friend Friend MORPHS of The GREATEST MORPHER EVER,LADY WITOKA. These are Just a Few of her Fine Masterpiece Morphs.I'm Proud of Every Damn 1 of These.
Morp Funnies
Ops I did it again, i didnt do any funny... lots of joke i have told i belive! =)
Morph Pics/prices And Details
  Thanks to all my friends that were brave enough to let me practice on my morph learning. Second I have gotten better and with software updates and more new software I can be more precise and different on my work.   1000 FUBUCKS( per picture I use for the morph, if you would like to make you a morph, I am totally aware there are others on fubar that charge a ridiculous amount of fubucks. That's them, I'm different. I will take fubucks, bling, blasts, etc as payment. I will give you some examples: This is a one picture morph... 2,000 fubucks *kinky wild kat* This is a two picture morph... 4,000 fubucks ~SoUtHeRn CuTie~
Morphs
SO PLEASE STOP BY AND BID ON MY MAKE ME FEEL GOOD JUST HIT THE PIC AND IT WILL TAKE YOU THERE
Morphes
I will make you a MORPHE!! Here is how! 2 WAYS TO GET A MORPHE ----------------------- 1) FUBUCKS: $5,000 Fubucks FOR 2 pic Morphes: "$7,000 FOR 4 pics and up! ( i am saving for spotlight) 2) BLING ME: 3 CREDIT BLINGS OR HIGHER WHAT YOU NEED TO DO! --------------------- -Send me your FUBUCKS and or BLING with a message that you want a Morphe. -Private messaged me with all pics you would like to use in your MORPHE -Whan I am done, I will either send you a private message or a message in the SHOUTBOX. You must RATE AND RIP so I know you aprove. NOTE: It may take me a day or 2 to get back to you with your morphe so please be patient. Thank you. sO FrESH __[diAMond dAveS gUrL xox ][[[SHADOW LEVELER]]]@ fubar
Morph Pics
Morphs
Morphs By Chaos
BBW Goddess and myself will be creating a fubusiness i do morphs she does skins and other stuff to buy a morph u must do the following either pay 5000 fubucks or pay by cash (msg us ask us how) F/A/R and if u advertise for us and bring us 10 customers u will get a free morph or free skin or animation. The name of the fubusiness will be called morphs by chaos. **BE TRHE FIRST TO STICKY AND RECIEVE A FREE MORPH BY CHAOS AND AN ANIMATION BY BBW GODDESS. **Disclaimer: we have the right to deny u service if u aggravate the staff u will be denied service. This msg brought to u by: Chaos The Horny Juggalo & BBW Goddess
Morphs I Create For Others
Hopefully the Bastard will not delete my New Yrbk account. A few Morphs to curve your jealousy of others.Hope u like Peace. What u ought to do is give me my close to 500,000 i had on my original acct.add it to this 1 please. Hows it Going?I'm Lord Wolf.Yearbook has deleted my Account,do to inappropiate morphs. Being a Groupie of mine entitles my new friends a morph or 2. Here are a few I did from my old Profile:
Morphing Web Sites
Im really curious about all the really cool morphing pics of people on this site and I was wondering if anyone would like to reccomend a web site that does that stuff. (i.e. pic of me 'morphing' into a sexy vampire...or a fairy...etc) Thanks so much! xoxoxoxo ;)
Morphs
Wats up yall!!! Ok Im makin this as a guide for donations for morphs Plain 2 pic morph (i choose or u give me the pics to morph) $5000 fubucks or better Plain 3 pic morph (i choose or u give me the pics to morph) $10000 fubucks or better Enhanced 2 pic morph (i choose or u give me the pics to morph) $15000 fubucks or better Enhanced 3 pic morph (i choose or u give me the pics to morph) $20000 fubucks or better or u can negociate the donation price with me (remember fubar has a size limitation to all pic sizes including morphs **myspace doesn't)
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Morphs
ok all i'm makking morphs i will make 1 morph for each bling cred and 1 morph for 250,000 fubux.
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Morphs For Rates
If you rate ALL! of my pics, I'll make a morph for ya. The rules are simple. 1) After rating all pics in a folder, leave the comment on the last pic in the folder saying "Rated". If you don't leave that comment in every folder, sorry, but ya don't get a morph. I'm going to be busy with this, so make sure you leave that comment. 2) Make sure you rate the pics in every folder. The only exception is nsfw folder. 3) When you've rated all pics in every floder, send me a private message letting me know you're done. In the message, include the pics you want morphed together. Sorry, I won't have time to look through your pics to find somethin good. If ya don't send me the pics, Ya won't be gettin a morph. 4) The absolute most important rule is to HAVE FUN! This is me. After rating the pics you'll know alot about me. It'll be great havin you all as friends. Enjoy!!!!!!!
Morph Pics
I can make morph pics. You pick the pics u want me to use. SB me to see how to get them :D
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Morphs And What Nots.
I would like to know if anyone can teach me how to make things so that I can have different styles on my page.  I would really appreciate it.  Thank you all.
Morphed
I'm considering being morphed.  I just don't have any idea what.  I'd appreciate some ideas.  Thanks!
Morphs
Morphs Can Be Requested At AnyTime By Sending Me A Private Message   MORPH PRICES -  10 CREDITS
Morph Rules
1. I Do Not Morph People Into Random Crap Like Flowers, Dragons, Butterflies etc. Basically Crap That Isnt The Human Form. Certain Animals Like Dogs, Cats, Wolves etc. Are Acceptable    2. Continuity. Both The Pic Of You And The Pic You Want To Be Morphed Into Need To Be In The Same Pose Or Close Enough That Way Arms And Legs Dont Appear Cause Ive Seen Alot Of Shitty Morphs On Here And Their Just Embarrassing. If You Dont Have A Pic That Matches I Can Raincheck You Till You Can Take A Pic In The Pose.   3. No I Repeat NO "Surprise Me" If You Dont Know What You Wanna Morph Into How The Hell Should I? If I Hear "Surprise Me" Im Just Gonna Say "I Showed You The Rules And You Broke The 3rd One So Your Not Gettin A Morph Right Now SURPRISE!!!"
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The Morrigan
Morrigan by Danielle Dee The Morrigan is a goddess of battle, strife, and fertility. Her name translates as either "Great Queen" or "Phantom Queen," and both epithets are entirely appropriate for her. The Morrigan appears as both a single goddess and a trio of goddesses. The other deities who form the trio are Badb ("Crow"), and either Macha (also connotes "Crow") or Nemain ("Frenzy"). The Morrigan frequently appears in the ornithological guise of a hooded crow. She is one of the Tuatha Dé Danann ("Tribe of the goddess Danu") and she helped defeat the Firbolg at the First Battle of Mag Tuireadh and the Fomorians at the Second Battle of Mag Tuireadh. Morrigan Origin The origins of the Morrigan seem to reach directly back to the megalithic cult of the Mothers. The Mothers (Matrones, Idises, Disir, etc.) usually appeared as triple goddesses and their cult was expressed through both battle ecstasy and regenerative ecstasy. It's also interesting to note that later Celtic goddesses
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Mortis's Insanity
Ello!!(crappy french accent), so here i am just chillin on lost cherry, and i say to myself, "myself, you should write something, and...ummmmm i forgot." so here i am writeing something, hopefully this afternoon i'll be able to finally do a little filming for the springfield juggalo show, im gonna be posting it on youtube and after that I'll post the installments of it on our page. so theres something to watch for and see if i really do it, cause i procrastinate alot. anyway i guess im gonna find something to do so peace motherfacos!!! ---The Dark Lord Mortis
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Mortality
ok i thought i would just get on here and vent, today is the one day that i truely hate, today i turn 24, but is it just me or is it that you only have 4 great memberable birthdays in your life your first, 16th 18th and 21st, and after that 21st and you get older and not only do you feel it you realize it too, and you think back to when you was 16 18 21 and you think about then and where you thought you would be by this time, and you realize that you are no where close, like when i was 16 i thought by now i would be working at a nice computer place, and have my own office would have graduated college, and here i am always on the look for the next best job, still not knowing what i want to do for the next 20 years, by this time most people are either in that job or well on their way. i mean yea i am getting ready to go back in the military for at least four years but who know, knees might give on me again, or i might be 6 ft under within those next 4 years because i dont know if its a
The Mortgage Manager
It's not too often that a true win/win deal comes around, so when it does... I want to make sure you know about it. So what's the deal? I thought you'd never ask because this is a one-time opportunity for you to get .... 2 Bonuses Included: Bonus #1: Your choice of floppy disk or CD. Having a mortgage program ($395.00 value) that costs so little and saves you so much.......... Bonus #2: Free mortgage analysis. If you don't have a computer, the service is done for very little cash. If you're wondering just how great this deal is, have a look at what a well known newspaper has said about Mortgage Manager ... The Wall Street Journal writes "A $70,000.00 mortgage at 10.5% annual interest produces savings of $60,000.00 when repaid on a bi-weekly schedule." What would you do with the Mortgage Manager? How About... * No refinancing * No home appraisel * No credit reports * No closing costs * No change of lender * No change to your current mortgage agreement
Mortal Kombat
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INNER TRAVELLER   Speak to me-  Shaman of the Cherokee!   As one seeking knowlege  Of the Sacred Formulas-  Prepare me for my journeys;  Inward and outbound travels.   Though I know the Sacred Cloud  Will hide me from my enemies,  What can protect me  From myself?   With my spells to follow,  I can command Rabbit and Fish-  Yet I sometimes have no self-cotrol  Over some wicked, wayward wish!   Though I can cleverly conjure  Spider's seductive and winding web,  I am helpless- if not hapless-  
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Mosaic
Little pieces put together a mosaic of memories, tiny bits that make it whole, like a cracked window, through which people see. A tired broken heart, of jagged glass that lie, in sparkling pieces on the ground, and with trembling hands, I cradle them with woeful sighs. the delicate pieces of my love, the shining joy of my adolescence, reflections of my sorrows, and melancholy everlasting, as I hold my shattered innocence. I've lost some pieces over time, some I've tossed away, others cut my hand without mercy, and with my tears mixing in the wounds, I put those back where they lay. The shards on which I hold dear, I put upon the injured wall, pin them up fragment by shred, to once again find myself whole, praying my heart will not fall. Like petite uncut gems, my heart seems torn and hollow, but the pieces that remain, left on the floor where I fear to walk, a path most fear to follow. You walk in them without doubt, you glimmer with a smile,
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Mosh Pit
So when is it time to stand back and only watch the sweet insanity of a mosh pit? When are you to old to no longer participate in swapping blow for blow? Is there a mandatory retirement age for battle scared mosh pit rebels?! I asked myself these same questions on hot summer day at Ozzfest 06 as I stood at the edge of a mighty Black Label Society Pit! A pit in full circle, growing stronger, bigger & of course meaner with each passing secound! When I was younger I used to carry a football mouth piece & if there wasn't a pit when I got there...I started one! But that was a long time ago...and at the age of 35 I wondered if I should Just watch that pit like all the other faceless people in the crowed...FUCK THat Noise...full blown or not at all..so I jumped head first into th dust & sweat..After all it was fucking BLS! Round & Round..Blow for Blow..I took my lumps & gave a few..all with a smile...Because in the middle of all the chaos..came a calm...you see theres a method to the madness
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Mo Skinz
Want you profile to load faster? Well try this. I edited the default skin in 2 ways. No-Opacity Solid table backgrounds. No partial see through at all. 100%-Transparent Completely see through in some parts. Profile comments & other sections have solid backgrounds. To rip them simply scroll to the bottom and click the rip link. These skins have no backgrounds set in them. You cna set what ever background you like from your fubar photo options. Also, if you like, I will edit for you adding a tileable background of your choice. All i ask is that you have a salute photo and are in my friends list. Here are a few I've added tileable backgrounds too. Patriotic Flames Red-Stars Blue-Stars Green-Stars More on the way a.s.a.p. I hope this helps. :) KDM
Mosquito Bites
Okay my hubby and my kids are all allergic to mosquito bites.. they get bit all the time and I dont.. I have no idea why I dont get bit. I was wondering why I dont get any bits at all.. and the rest of my family does.. I guess I was just wondering why I dont get bit... If you want to comment on if you know anything feel free.. I just think its weird I dont get bites...
Mosquito Remedy
THINK SPRING!!! MOSQUITO REMEDY THAT WORKS!! Never hurts to know or try a new method.I just thought I'd share this since we have a mosquito problem here...And Listerine has no DEET in it, which is nicer for spraying on your children and grandchildren! The best way of getting rid of mosquitoes is Listerine, the original medicinal type. The Dollar Store-type works, too. I was at a deck party awhile back, and the bugs were having a ball biting everyone. A man at the party sprayed the lawn and deck floor with Listerine, and the little demons disappeared.The next year I filled a 4-ounce spray bottle and used it around my seat whenever I saw mosquitoes.And voila! That worked as well. It worked at a picnic where we sprayed the area around the food table, the children's swing area, and the standing water nearby. During the summer, I don't leave home without it.....Pass it on.
Mos Stef's Stuff
By "this asshole", I mean my headache. But since people like the gung-ho internet "let's get 'em with our torches!" thing I thought I'd fake you out. I apologize for the deception, now please send me some Excedrin? I'll be your best friend forever, and offer you bubblegum whenever I'm packing. Listening to Stephen Malkmus does help a little, though. When do they usually grow in? I was always under the impression it was a late teen years thing, but just recently mine have started coming in (I'm 23.) I kind of forgot wisdom teeth even existed... I can't ask a dentist either. I take really awesome care of my teeth, but after my childhood dentist was thrown in jail for attaching razor blades to his sons football helmet so he'd slice up the kids on the other team (how the hell could I make that up?) I have a phobia deep as a root canal. So anyway, are mine kinda late or is this normal? Yestrerday Matt & I went to the annual Indian Pow-Wow at Smoke Mountain, which was a lot of fun. I gr
Mossman Tells It
When my Mommy does come home. I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the f
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Most Powerful Word
THE TREE FOR THE CROSS by Colin Moffett I stood in the forest growing so strong From all of my companions I was numbered among They picked me out as the rough barked tree To crucify the Saviour of men on the hard wood of me I felt each blow as they cut me down Then pared of the branches of my leaf topped crown And used one of them, the limbs of my loss To nail it to my trunk and form me as a cross They brought Jesus out with His thorn crowned head The wounds of His body were dripping blood red And they tossed me over His shoulder to carry me along But they had abused Him so much He was no longer strong He could not carry me but I carried His frame For He was fixed to my trunk and they pinned on me His name As they nailed His hands and feet I felt that I could Feel His pain, for each nail through Him also pierced into my wood Secured to my timber, they lifted us both high And they stood back to mock and watch Jesus die In the long dreadful hours so solemn
Most Functional Word
Well, it's shit... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a sh! ingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds li
Most Interesting Facts We Didn't Know
Latest HOME remedies !!! Reheat Pizza Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove, set heat to medium-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the cooking channel and it really works. Mona, Orlando, FL Easy Deviled Eggs Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal, mash till they are all broken up. Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg. Just throw bag away when done easy clean up. Janet, Killeen, TX Expanding Frosting When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with your mixer for a few minutes. You can double it in size. You get to frost more cake/cupcakes with the same amount. You also eat less sugar/calories per serving. Kathy, Mesick, MI Reheating refrigerated bread To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in a microwave with a
The Most Up-to-date News Source Anywhere!!!
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Mostly Meaningless Rambling
Ok so i was just sittin here with seriously nothing to do but fuck off on the computer. so i added some new photos that i thought were cool and i was like hey i need some more fans and gifts what does a girl have to do to get these things. what do i gotta get naked or something. just kidding im not really going to do that but im sure that would be one way to get it done. oh well i was just thinkin that some of my friends should show me some love. hint hint Randy L. hang out on LC more often so you can get some cherry bucks and hook it up with a pimp ass gift. love ya ttyl all. ok so this is my first blog on LC. so i dont really know what to talk about but i was talkin to my friend jim aka sublime and he said blog the shit out of it. not really sure what that means but i decided to give it a try. so im just sittin here bein really bored and that is about it. well gotta go for now. oh yeah almost forgot. sublime u rock and ur photo is super hot.
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Most Scandelous Tattoo And Body Piercing Contest
I can't believe that out of 700+ friens, only 5 have joined and less have reposted this for me. For shame! Contest will begin when I have 15 or more participants. (currently there are 10 spots open.) A little piece of advivce...I have a feeling that boby piercings have the ability to rule the school. So send me some more! 1. Participants may enter one photo only. Photo may have multiple tattoo's/piercings showing. 2. Scoring will be based on number of comments received. Voters may leave multiple comments for the person they would like to win. There will be no limit on how much you want to spam your favorite photo. 3. Due to the large number of comments you will need to receive to win, I will limit the contest to 48 hours after start time. 4. In case of a tie, the participant who has highest rating will win. If this still results in a tie, there will be two winners declared. 5. Do not enter this contest if you are going to cry about people possibly saying not so n
Mostly Useless Stuff
To anyone on my friends list who might want an actual Christmas Time greeting, my husband and I are planning on getting portraits done with our daughter and getting those postcard thingers for the holidays. If anyone wants one, send me your address in a private message. Keep in mind, we'll have a limited # to pass out, so only select people will get them, but I'd still like to know who wants them. Rest assured the picture (s) will be posted as well.
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Read and repost and if you enjoyed this reading look up Jack Herer on myspace he is the author!!! A Brief Summary of the Uses of Hemp Our Challenge to the World: Try to Prove Us Wrong! If all fossil fuels and their derivatives, as well as trees for paper and construction were banned in order to save the planet, reverse the Greenhouse Effect and stop deforestation; Then there is only one known annual renewable natural resource that is capable of providing the overall majority of the world's paper and textiles; meeting all of the world's transportation, industrial and home energy needs; simultaneously reducing pollution, rebuilding the soil, and cleaning the atmosphere all at the same time... And that substance is - the same one that did it all before - Cannabis Hemp...Marijuana! Ships and Sailors Ninety percent* of all ships' sails (since before the Phoenicians, from at least the 5th Century B.C. until long after the invention and commercialization of
The Most Difficult Question I Have Ever Asked Myself
for what profit is it to a man, that he should gain the whole world but lose his own soul? i still don't even understand this question. and i can't answer it truthfully to save my life but maybe. my friends on here will know.if you do please comment on this
Most Embarrassing Moment You Had During Sex
ok, let's fess up. What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened during sex. Could be 1 on 1, thressome, orgy, masturbation etc.... I have two that I can think of, but I will start off with one and if we get reponses I will post the other. I will start with the more mild of the two, that was embarrasing for both of us: It is during the college years and me and a girl I hooked up earlier in the evening went to this party. We got hammered and started to fool around. This was on the couch in the middle of a room full of people. One thing led to another and she started giving me a blowjob as a laid down on the couch. Things were going great, then I asked her to deepthroat me. She said that she never had tried it before, but I coaxed her into giving it a try. SO,m she slowly tryies to take all of me in, but then starts to gag some. After a moment she tries again, then with no warning, one small gag and then she hurls over my dick, balls and my stomach. All of this in
Most Heavenly Body Album(nude Version)
THIS IS MY FREIND Rose2Bud SHES IN A CONTEST TO WIN 4 DAY BLAST AND SHE IS WAY BEHIND IN THE CONTEST SO IF YOU WOULD PLS CLICK ON THE PIC IN THIS BLOG AND BOMB THE HELL OUTTA HER WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED Hugssssssssssssss Love ya.. One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't anymore. No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you." So while we have it . It's best we love it and care for it and fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ... and old cars .. and children with bad report cards and dogs with bad hips and aging parents and grandparents. We keep
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Birthday Blinkies RATATOUILLE Pronunciation: rah-tê-TWEE, rah-tê-TU-ee Hear it! Part of Speech: Noun, mass (no plural) Meaning: A vegetable stew, originating in Nice, consisting of eggplant, zucchini, tomatoes, peppers, and onions, prepared in or with olive oil. RECIPE HERE. Notes: French borrowings that have not been assimilated into English usually sound beautiful to English ears. Today's Good Word, however, sounds a little facetious due to its similarity to 'rat-a-tat-tat', the onomatopoetic word for the sound of a machine gun. So facetious it is, in fact, that the Disney Corporation is using this word as the title of its recent feature cartoon that attempts to extend the cuteness of Mickey Mouse to rats. (Wonder why Walt himself preferred mice?) In Play: This word is arcane enough that the subtitle of the Disney film is a pronunciation guide for the title: 'RATATOUILLE (Rat-a-too-ee)'. However, the dish is delicious when properly created, so its name sho
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Since a Bulletin moves so fast Ill try his here instead ============================================== "Rate me .. Fan me .. Add me ..And Ill return the love" Why is it then that on the average only a small percentage of people actually do return the favor, same goes with rating pics and stashes. There are some that make it a point to either make daily comments, rate photos, and rate stashes of those on their friends list, but only receive a comment or two or a rating maybe once or twice a week if that. I enjoy viewing different profiles and get an insight into various members interests, lifestyles, and little quirks that make them who they are. Whether in real life or make believe. The art work here is outstanding, the photos are of varied interests. All giving a small glimpse of the person. I have no interest in being a attention whore for points and ratings. If I stay a level 7 for the rest of my stay here, so be it. although I do enjoy hearing comments on my stuff
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Most Unique Salute Contest
MOST PROVOCATIVE PIC CONTEST Picture entered must be provocative but also Safe For Work. Contest will be based on comments and comment bombing is allowed. Contest will run for 7 days and starts on March 22nd Midnight Eastern and ends on March 29th Midnight Eastern. PRIZES 1st- 1 Week Blast 2nd- Corvette from the CT Gift Shop 3rd- Choice of Rings from the CT Gift Shop Please send me link to the picture you want to use or private message me and let me know what pic you want me to rip. Hope to have many entries so please help spread the word and repost bulletin. Thanks you very much and good luck to all! most unique cherry salute contest 1 place wins a 3 day blast second place wins a 1 day blast and 3 rd place win gifts up to 1500 cherry bucks salutes doesnt halft to be verified just unique rules are as follows NO bombing to make it fare each contestant can only have 5 comments from any one person. contest will last for one week contest will start saturday
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Most Seductive Look Contest
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The Most Beautiful Flower
I found this and had to share it..ENJOY!! The Most Beautiful Flower The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down. And if that weren't enough to ruin my day, A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play. He stood right before me with his head tilted down And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!" In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all worn - not enough rain, or too little light. Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play, I faked a small smile and then shifted away. But instead of retreating he sat next to my side And placed the flower to his nose And declared with overacted surprise, "It sure smells pretty and it's beautiful, too. That's why I picked it; here, it's for you." The weed before me was dying or dead. Not vibrant of colors o
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Body: Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shit
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The Most Important Body Part ============================= My mother used to ask me: "What is the most important part of the body?" Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct answer. When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, "My ears, Mommy." She said, "No Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it and I will ask you again soon." Several years passed before she asked me again. Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer. So this time I told her, "Mommy, sight is very important to everybody, so it must be our eyes. She looked at me and told me, "You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind." Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge. Over the years, Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was, "No, but you are getting smarter every year, my child." Then when my grandpa pa
The Most Functional Word In The English Language
The most functional word in the dictionary!!! Body: The most functional word in the dictionary!!!! Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are col
The Most Functional Word!
The Most Functional English Word Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. ! You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are h
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Christopher's Fitness Guide Part 1 (gears more towards women) *I have lady friends I workout with who wanted me to jot some stuff down for them, and I decided to put together a guide. I'm working on it in parts, so check on my site frequently and I'll keep updating it* If you wanna get in shape, you should read up on my guide based on information I have accuumulated over the last 3 years or so. Here are some simple rules I have learned about fitness: -There are 3 types of results you can derive from pumping iron: 1.) Power/Strength/Mass (Think the bulky guys in strongman competitions) 2.) Muscle definition/moderate mass/moderate strength (Think bodybuilders such as Arnold Schwarzenegger) 3.) Muscle tone/definition/low fat percentage (Think Suzanne Summers) -Fitness imporves not only your physical health, but also your mental health. Before I worked out, not only was I skinny (defined from years of Gymnastics, but skinny nontheless), I also tended to be depressed from
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For all my Canadian fans and any others worldwide who may be able to attend: On July 28th in Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada you will able to witness me attempting the most extreme escape ever. Between 10:00 and 11:00 in the evening of July 28th, (Actual time has yet to be decided by the promoters), I will be performing the world premiere of my lethal "Destination Valhalla!" escape in Owen Sound harbour. This escape, inspired by the ancient funerary practices of the ancient Vikings, will see me bound, chained, and handcuffed and then padlocked into a wooden box perched atop a floating wooden raft anchored in the harbour. Around 3 sides of the box there will be piles of wood that is soaked with kerosene. I will have 3 minutes to escape and dive into the water. I had better well do it within 3 minutes because at the end of the countdown flaming torches will be tossed onto the raft turning it into a blazing death trap. This particular escape stunt has been 6 months in the pl
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Well all of my friends and fellow Fubarites....... the time has finally come for me to take my little trip across the pond... I will say I have met some very interesting people and I hope that those that I consider friends will stop by from time to time to say hello. I will update when I can and to say hello to one and all. For the time being I want to wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year!!!!!! To my favorite disraction I will miss ya darlin and I can hardly wait to hear from you in the near future!!!! Micheal I realized something about a month ago as I was driving an up armoured humvee in the dark wearing nite vision goggles........ I am finally going back to the gulf........ this time is going to be different...... last time all I had to worry about was mines sinking my ship.... this time I have to worry about explosives on or near the road I am on that can blow up my humvee.... I have stewed on this for many years.. I was in the first gulf war...
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UPDATED AGAIN to include the latest correspondence. Finster Baby's timely intervention has allowed me to stay, no thanks to TPTB, so now the issue has morphed a bit to OTHER offensive content found on this site: To: support@fubar.com Reply-To: dear fubar support, actually, i've already read every word of that and all other official documents on the site...i did that when i started, because i am a reader, and i like to know where i am. I totally get that you can do whatever you want, and i concede your right to do so. you've chosen inflexibility and illogic, which for all i know may be a wonderful way to run a business. since my online friend stepped in and de-nipple-ized the photo in question, i won't have to pick up my toys and leave this place. one last important question: am i correct to infer from your non-response that we'll be able to get rid of all of those Confederate Flag pictures instead of just marking them NSFW (under 5.d.i. of the TOS, they can't be posted
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Cowboys Most Valuable Teams In Sports IRVING, Texas - The Dallas Cowboys are No. 1. That's according to Forbes, the national publication which annually ranks the current value of the 32 NFL franchises. But as Forbes points out, this ranking is not just No. 1 in the NFL, but in all of the sports world. Forbes has put a $1.5 billion current value on the Cowboys, $330,000 more than the Washington Redskins ($1.467 billion), who had been the reigning champs for the past seven years. The Cowboys' value increased 28 percent since last year, and likely some of that jump must be attributed to the new $1 billion stadium rising out of the ground in Arlington, Texas. But according to a very proud Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, he credits the franchise's rating to one thing. "This evaluation is a credit to all Dallas Cowboys fans," Jones said in a statement here on Thursday. "They are the owners of this team." Just behind the Redskins, whose value only increased 3 percent fro
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The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent ..ging me down. And if that weren't enough to ruin my day, A young boy out of breath approached me, all tired from play. He stood right before me with his head tilted down And said with great excitement, "Look what I found!" In his hand was a flower, and what a pitiful sight, With its petals all worn - not enough rain, or too little light. Wanting him to take his dead flower and go off to play, I faked a small smile and then shifted away. But instead of retreating he sat next to my side And placed the flower to his nose and declared with overacted surprise, "It sure smells pretty and it's beautiful, too. That's why I picked it; here, it's for you." The weed before me was dying or dead. Not vibrant of colors: orange, yellow or red. But I knew I must take it, or he might never leave. S
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HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE ... THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and Shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the righ
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I am happy once again because I have decided upon some urging from ohio and alot of TLC here in AZ, to make it work with my wonderful husband. We may have had some rocky times but I am confident that we can make it work as we have both realized how much we really are in love with each other. Also, we have managed to work out alot of our problems that were leading us to a painful divorce. Divorce, I've had a couple and they are not fun, I am ready to fight to make it work. I am optimistically hoping that he is just as genuine as I am this time. I started my new job yesterday, finally, after waiting through the holidays for Dr.'s offices to be open and getting my TB skin test read as it is required for my job. I was nervous atfirst going in to work yesterday given where I work, but as the day went on I felt better about it as I gained confidencein myself that I was gonna do fine. My job consists of a lot of standing around doing nothing and in a sense, babysitting, there is also alot
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HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right , shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, th
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I don’t believe this.  I never thought this could happen again, or at least till I was in my fifties.  Some of  you may be wondering why I am even bringing this up in the first place, I don’t know, bored, get it off my chest.  I don’t really expect sympathy or pity over this, so bear with me.  The reason I am talking is that in the next month or so, I will have completed my second time since becoming sexually active that I have went without sex for two years.  Now, I will have to say it was more by choice than of something that was forced upon.  For one, my situation for the past year or so was not very good and a relationship was the last thing on my mind to have, because I tend to want to have money first before having a relationship, mainly to me that is the whole idea.  Of course, I do know some of my friends that do tend to jump first into whatever they get their hands on and worry about money second, if they do worry about money.  Obviously, the relationship ten
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of we
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The Broken clock is a comfort It helps me sleep tonight Maybe it can stop tomorrow From stealing all my time And I am here still waiting Though I still have my doubts I am damaged at best Like you've already figured out I'm falling apart I'm barely breathing With a broken heart That's still beating In the pain There is healing In your name I find meaning So I'm holding on I'm barely holding on to you The broken locks were a warning You got inside my head I tried my best to be guarded I'm an open book instead And I still see your reflection Inside of my eyes That are looking for purpose They're still looking for life I'm falling apart I'm barely breathing With a broken heart That's still beating In the pain Is there healing In your name I find meaning So I'm holding on I'm barely holding on to you I'm hanging on another day Just to see what, you will throw my way And I'm hanging on, to the words you say You said that I will, will be o
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Original Post Date Feb 17 2007 Still No Rules It's been one full year since my mom died on her terms in a hospice in Ohio. The year has flown by and I am amazed at how long it has been. Seems like just a month at times. Mom had breast cancer that mastected to her abdomen and ate up her digestive system. During the days leading up to her death alternatives and treatments were suggested. Mom had just one question: "When this is all over will I be able to eat a cheeseburger?" The answer being "probably not" prompted mom to decide she just wanted to not suffer and slip away. At this point, being her medical power of attorney, I was tempted to talk her into some treatment. If you have never been in a situation like that I will say that it is the most difficult thing I have ever gone through. The conflict of respecting her wishes vs. refusing to let go. Fortunately I went with her wishes and shoved my selfishness aside. I recall a few days earlier when mom let my siblings and
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HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
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HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or
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Have you ever fell in love with someone, just because they made you orgasm so much? Have you ever felt like you were a part of them while they were mounted inside you? This was the most amazing night in my life. A VERY good friend of mine and I hooked up for a good 2 hours the one night, and it was SAID to have been a movie night. Well, truth is... it was so full of sex and sweat, and baby oil. Haha. This person is VERY special to me, and wish I could get this person to get his life straightened out, and would give me a chance to be his one and only. We had a night so full of passion, I will NEVER forget or regret that night. This person and I were going longer than I ever have. The days following our night of love, my hips were screaming at me in pain. A pain that longed for more. A pain that was SO worth it. It was SO very special to me when this person looked me in the eyes and kissed my lips. His lips pressed against mine was something that I've never imagined an AMAZING kiss
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Being offended is a choice to be a victim. Have you ever thought about how silly it is to go around being offended?There are people who turn on the radio and get offended because they hear someone speaking in a certain tone or saying a word they don’t like. Some people have a whole list of words that they are offended by, and anytime someone says one of them, they go off into a tantrum.Albeit, it’s just like allowing someone else’s behavior decide how you are going to be emotionally. You can be the person whose emotions or strings are pulled by someone else, depending on how they choose to act or what words they choose to use.You choose your own emotional responses, and you own them. You can blame others for how you choose to feel and pretend that you are a victim.Or you can choose not to give anyone permission to take away your happiness, joy or good mood away from you.You can give away your power and allow someone else’s behavior to pull your strings….O
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the ROAD of LIFE & a JOURNEY of FATE As I travel down this Road of LIFE,  I look 'round, and see not a Soul in sight. Feeling all alone, wondering if i took a wrong turn, so i slow it down, try to look at my Map so tattered and torn Full of self-doubt,not trusting the way i took,but how can it not be right when its gotten this far...... Not sure what to do,or which way to go, feeling quite LOST, i resign myself, to accepting the fact, i must go this Alone, why i don't understand, traveling in a pair , i cannot command...... So i get up, dust self off, take a deep breathand getting ready to go...down the Road of Life.....STILL all Alone...... But before I can start again,I can Feel before I see, a Strongand Gentle HAND reaching out and grabbing mine, startled, i look up into the Eyes of a Handsome Stranger, who looks 'lil LOST, like He'd been traveling Alone too....... He offers me smile and wipes a smudge of dirt off my cheek and asks...."Fair Maiden, why is it that You trav
The Most Steamy B-day Bash Ever!!!!!
wvwiwvw Hey Everyone! Have I got A PARTY 4U.. My Bestfriend is throwing me a hot steamy B-day Bash next saturday June 6th at the Ramada Inn on the southside of Indy.. You Must Bring a Very Open Mind and a Fun Personality oh yea and maybe a lil sumthin sumthin for the b-day gurl lmao j/k anyhow if interested and need details let me know soon.. Have a Great Day!! Lotz of FuLOVE, ~*Victoria*~
Most Of You Are In This For The Same Thing
Most people are here to get rated levelup and meet new people and have fun.As i've learnd just  because someone wants to add you as a friend its just because they want to get points not because they want to talk to you.A lot of people dont even return rates or say thanks for drinks and gifts.So i have started deleting all but a few of my so called friends.
A Most Ingenious Paradox
Most Beautiful Woman Contest.please Read.
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The Most Functional English Word
  THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD .   HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.   You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.             You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.   Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, n
The Most Important Person In My Life Next To My Children!
The Most Beautiful Light
Off in the distance, is a sight like none other. It's beauty surpasses any, yet to be discovered. You reach for it, and feel a sting. You instantly pull back. That's when you notice it's, in the middle of a thorn patch. Still you don't care, it's worth the blood shed. You see the bigger picture, what lies ahead. Those thorns, that stick to it, drawn to it almost. Are just that, thorns, easily disposed. But you yourself, shine just as bright. The two of you together, could give off the most beautiful light.
The Most Powerful Force In Life!!
  Allow me to enlighten some of you and allow myself to shed something off my mind.  Imagine the strength in feeling so strong about someone that this strength alone creates more energy than anything within one’s self.   This strength is the feeling of love (loving, in love, being loved, and someone in love with you).  This feeling of love is so strong that it dominates any other internal force within you; rather it being an emotional, physical, or mental force.  Love can be expressed in all these forces or it could be the foundation or even demise of these forces.  This feeling comes so unexpected sometimes that it could only be explained as unnatural, though the feelings it brings could only be understood to be completely natural.  You can control who you choose to love, yet you will never be able to control who you fall in love with.  Imagine feeling so strong about this person that when you hold each other you feel so complete that you are at your most lived relaxed state.
Most Recent Magic Trick
  Went up to a dude. i only knew his name. I said can i show u a magic trick? whipped out The Darkness on my skin and he was like woah. so i can show any of u as proof im The Darkness.
The 15 Most Difficult "would You Rather" Questions Of All Time
I can think of more, but this is what BuzzFeed came up with... Would you rather... Live one 1,000-year life? Or live ten 100-year lives? Would you rather... Have hiccups for the rest of your life? Or feel like you need to sneeze and not be able to for the rest of your life? Would you rather... Have the ability to read minds? (You will be illiterate.) Or have just have the ability to read? Would you rather... Watch your parents have sex every day for a year? (I’m sorry) Or join in once to make it stop? (I’m sorry) Would you rather... Eat chocolate-flavored poop? Or eat poop-flavored chocolate?
Mo Sweet Angel
Hi gang! Just had a phone call from Mo Sweet Angel. She's sitting in the dark, sweating putty balls! LOL. She hasn't had electricity for hours and the last she spoke with one of the workers, it was still going to be another few hours! She has asked me to express her apologies for not being able to be here to bomb contests, help people level or, just to sit and listen to me complain! LOL Thanks! Kim
Motavate Me.... :d
i need your help with some motivation. I am trying to lose between 75 ++ pounds b4 Summer. Right know I am a 34 year old 5'6 260 pounds and I want to be able to have children and live to see them grow. So what i am asking for is your motivation to keep me going and plus i am helping out some good friends with it too and with your help to keep me going i can do the same thing. I am going to post pics and updates on how it is going so that way all my friends and family can see and give me the motivation that I need to keep going. I want to thank you all for your help. Okay yall this really hard for me to share the real life pix of me now…I know quality is bad but you get an idea of me and what I see everyday…. And never share… the weight loss blog group:Hihoney24,Teddybear77, and Simply friends doing the weight blog with me. Please show them the same support as you guys been showing me thanks!
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The Motels
Motel Room
N A MOTEL ROOM I LIKE........ Monday, August 06, 2007 10:40:56 PM edit N A MOTEL ROOM I LIKE.............. You taught me many things while you were near.. You taught me how it is possible not only to shed a tear but how to sob..for days s on end..until my eyes were red and swollen..and then all you could say was want happened to you? .."You" I just couldnt say, afraid to disgust you even more, you were already turning your head away and looking towards the door. You taught me that gifts and random acts of kindness dont matter and should never do things of such matter.you thoughht if i was nice then I would expect that of you ..i just like to payitforward. .it is a good way to live... i thought it was called love and respect. you just wanted what you said and to do what you did or didnt do.. with your limitations and lack of respect .. You taught me it was okay to be late and not call and if no one showed that that is fine ."Really you need to get a clu
Mother Up In Heaven
Dearest mother up in heaven, I know God has you in his hands. But the last three years have been hard on me, without you here to help me understand. You were always there to help me, you would never let me down. You believed in me when I didn't, without making the slightest sound. I want to tell you I love you. I want to see you face to face. But I know God had a plan, When he took you into his grace. I know that you are watching me, I hope I've made you proud. And I will always be thinking of you, When I see your face pass in the clouds. Written by: Jennifer Fischer I wrote this for a friend of mine from myspace so his mother could use it in the newspaper.
Motherfuckers
I apologise for not being online for majority of this week as my comp has become infected with a virus. It's now being fixed, and in the mean time I'm using a laptop, I will endeavour to return everyone's comments, however I can't view anyone elses pics untill I get my computer back, which hopefully should be by Friday. Also, I will be removing anyone that asks to see me 'Private album' as I DECIDE who gets to view, and who doesn't. but thanks to all those who have a brain and can actually hold a conversation with me. Regards, Nate. I'm removing everyone from my family list, which means NO-one but me can view the private album. And will you people stop being so god damn shy and come talk to me. I'm nt gunna bite your freaking arm off or something. yes I have nudes in my private album. but i'm not going to show them to everyone. Especially not people that won't even have a conversation with me. /rant.
Mothers
Mothers Special person in your eyes Words of encouragement she speaks Advising not critising A warming smile upon her face Wonderful aromas Teasing your nose Tempting food before your eyes She's been busy in the kitchen A sickly belly A pain in the head A bleeding wound here All that are easily cured with a kiss upon the head Who is this woman? Who possesses all these Powers Superwoman, Wonder Woman Or a mixture of the two But nothing so spectacular Just a plain and simple person Blessed with Gods almighty Gift She will be your advisor Your personnel Nurse as well A thousand other jobs, she will do But none as good as this A best Friend and a Mother Is the job she does the best Dedicated to my Mum, sadly missed and always in my Prayers
"mother, What Is My Name?"
"Mother, What Is My Name?" An old witch sat one evening next to an old oak and admired the moon. While sitting there she began relecting on her many years of practice in the craft. In doing so she woundered why she had never found that what she had most sought through the years...her sacred name. "Mother?" she whispered into the wind,my time in this life is short, and I would make a request of you. What is the name that has eluded me all these years? Many names havecome and goneas you saw fit, but nine seemed absolutely Divine... one to know just between the gods and me." Feeling emotions rie as she begins to worry that she would never know, she began to plea in earnest, "Mother, what is my name?" Just then the wind rustled through the trees and a gentle laugh could be heard. The Mother's gentle voice whspered into ger ear ina way that has become familiar over the years. "Remembermy child, remember." With that the wind was gone, as gently as ithad come. "Mothe
The Mother Blog.
Would you believe me if I said I didn't need you? I wouldnt believe you if you said the same to me. Don't be so scared. I'm not the type to forget about nights like that. When every move I make is documented and scored for style points. The once ambitious one holds the smoking gun. If I die in my sleep are you still willing to be everything that you promised to be? I want to go home so badly. I think I know where it is. With you, wherever we decide to lay our heads. I won't make plans to break plans anymore. Hold your head high heavy heart. X
Mothers Are The Greatest
Hi my peeps I have relocated from Al to Fl. I now can get back into my addiction. i want to relate something that is very important to me. Sunday my mom called me up, she said that she was on Cherrytap and was asked to participate in a contest, Cherrytap Queen she told me that she was going to refuse the offer, I told her to go on and do it. I believe that with votes from all of us and with reposting of the bulletin I am going to write that she has a good chance at becoming Queen. Knowing how my mom is I know that winning is no big deal to her,just her being asked to participate made her feel good. In my eye she has always been a Queen. But with your help we can crown her Cherrytap queen. You may think this is foolish, but it means a whole lot to me to honor this great women who is and always will be my hero. So if you are willing to help repost the bulletin I will post and use the link below to vote for my Queen {ANGELFACE} http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=4
A Mother's Wisdom
Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Ben and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Ben volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Allison and I are just roommates." About a week later, Allison came to Ben and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Ben said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing e
Motherfucker! I Fuck My Mother
Hi babe, could you do me a favour and have a look at my pics and leave some comments? I need the Cherry Points. LOL. Thanks babe. Love ya :)
Mother North
Mother's Love
A little boy came up to his mother in the kitchen one evening while she was fixing supper, and handed her a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After his Mom dried her hands on an apron, she read it, and this is what it said: For cutting the grass: $5.00 For cleaning up my room this week: $1.00 For going to the store for you: $.50 Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping: $.25 Taking out the garbage: $1.00 For getting a good report card: $5.00 For cleaning up and raking the yard: $2.00 Total owed: $14.75 Well, his mother looked at him standing there, and the boy could see the memories flashing through her mind. She picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what she wrote: For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me: No Charge For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you: No Charge For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through
Mother
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you" The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my 3 children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "Whats wrong, are you well?' She asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, a nd then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date.
Mothers
Why Women Cry... A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God answered, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be Special. I made Her Shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an Inner Strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a Hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without co
Mother Daughter Contest
Mother Daughter Contest
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Mothers
A STORY MY MUM TOLD ME A LONG TIME AGO – I WANT TO SHARE IT A woman named Emily was renewing her driver's license at the Transport office now called the ‘dvlc’, she was asked by the clerk to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. "What I mean is," explained the clerk, "do you have a job, or are you just a ......? "Of course I have a job," snapped Emily. "I'm a Mum." "We don't list 'Mum' as an occupation...... 'Housewife' covers it," said the clerk emphatically. WHAT NOW FOLLOWS IS HOW MY MUM TELLS IT: I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our local police station. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar." "What is your occupation?" she probed. What made me say it, I do not know... The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Chi
A Mothers Love, Endless!!!
A MOTHERS LOVE, ENDLESS Well the new year is here and our families have gone home to go back to work and some are back to keeping our country free once again. My oldest was home for 2 weeks. He left yesterday and "man I sure hated to see him go" but I know that he needs to get back. He is in the Navy and he had to go to school to learn how to work on the helicopters. While he was here I got him a tatoo just like the one my youngest has in memorie of there opa. I wanted him to go back to Norfolk with it on him he, is so proud of his opa and I am so proud of him and I know that my father is proud of him as well. I was informed by my son that if he gets the chance, he wants to go to Bahran to work on helicopters. I know what he really wants to do is go infintary Army/Navy. I hope that is a thought in his head. He does not need to go, we have had enough of our young men and women killed in action and we don't need any more. I am not just saying that because I don't want him t
Mothers Day Contest
Please comment or vote for my pic, heres the link http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=637585&albumid=289713&i=3267964475 thankyou
Mothers Day Photo Contest
Hello everyone..I'm in the Mother's Day Photo Contest and I'm trying to win a free blast. I would appreciate whatever help you could give me. Comments and rates both count. Comment bombing is allowed but I would greatly appreciate whatever you could do for me. 1 is good.. 2 would be great.. 10 would be totally awesome... I thank you kindly in advance for your help and your time. Have a great day and much Cherry Love to you all... Amy This is my daughter on her wedding day. The day I gave my baby away.. but she got a wonderful husband and I love him dearly...
Mothers Day Contest
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A Mothers Heartbreak
Me in warm bathwater in a sunken tub... bath oils, suds... twenty vanilla candles lighting up the room, their flames licking at the air like hungry little tongues...vanilla incense burning in the corner of the room... a gentle hand washing my legs, then moving up to my hips, then the small of my back, and on to my shoulders... my neck... slowly, firmly but gently working the muscles loose into a relaxing bliss... ...lowering my head, while the hands loosen the body and the spirit... a warm body gently sliding up behind me in the bathwater, gingerly resting another's chest on my back... I can feel the breath of another on the nape of my neck, as my shoulders and upper arms are slowly massaged, and deep down within my body begins to tingle... ...lips gently on my neck, juuuust behind the right ear, then up to my lobe, gently tugging on the earring there, teasing the skin there with the tip of a tongue, while hands run down my arms and reach my own hands, fingers entwining tog
Mothers Day Contest!
To my Friends.Some of you know alot about me and know about the loss of my Mother Due to Cancer.My Mother Died July 21,2006 From Colon Cancer.A friend of mine said she was having a Mothers Day Contest and you Didn't have to be alive to be in it.So To this I put my Mother in the Contest.This is one last thing I can do for my Mother.Some of you may not Care.Those that Do I thank you from the bottom of my heart!!!I added the Song I had Played at my mothers funeral and left some pics for you to look at...At the end you will find a link to the pic I have in the contest. Just click the pic and it will take you to the contest....Thanks again my Dear Friends.The Contest starts at 3:00 April 29th. Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com Get More at COMMENTYOU.com ------------------------------------------------------------------- ^^^^^^^^^ CLICK HERE
Mothers Day Contest For The Memory Of My Mom
My Mother Passed Away From Cancer July Of Last Yr And My Sister Put My Mothers Pic In The Mothers Day Contest I Would Greatly Appreciate Some Help I Need Bombs Bad So Will Anyone With A Heart Help Me Please Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com
Mother's Day
THIS IS SO AWESOME I HAD TO COPY IT: MothersSexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com If you send this to just one person, it should make it all the way around the world by Mother's Day.Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's okay honey, Mommy's here." Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hangi
Mother That Are On Tap Or Off Of Tap This Is For You
Mothers If you send this to just one person, it should make it all the way around the world by Mother's Day. This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's okay honey, Mommy's here." Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging on their refrigerator doors. And for all the mothers who froze their buns on metal bleachers at football or soccer games instead of watching fr
Mothers Day Contest
I'M IN THE MOTHERS DAY CONTEST
Mother Fucker Had It Coming
I KNOW A BOY UNLIKE ANY OTHER, HE IS SWEET, KIND, AND REALLY FINE. I SIT HERE AND SEE HIS FACE NO MATTER WHAT WHAT I LOVE HIS FACE. I WORSHIP THE GROUND HE WALKS ON HE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME AND THAT HE ALWAYS WOULD JUST WHEN I STARTED TO BELIEVE HIM HIS ATTITUDE CHANGED TO WAY TO GOOD I FOUND HIM WITH MY BEST FRIEND DOING MORE THEN FRIENDLY THINGS BUT I KNEW IN MY HEART THAT I STILL LOVED HIM AND I ASKED HIM BACK OUT AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT HE DOES NO MATTER WHAT HE SAYS I'LL ALWAYS LOVE HIM NOW I WISH THAT HE WAS MINE NO MATTER WHAT I DO NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY HE'LL NEVER BE MINE IN TIME HE'LL NEVER BE MY VALENTINE HE'S WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TIME THEN HIS DEED BE DONE THEN I'LL BE GONE WITH SOMEONE NEW AND HE'LL BE LOST IN LOVE HE'LL BE WITH SOMEONE ELSE UNTIL HE GETS HURT AND THEN HE'LL COME RUNNING BACK TO ME AND WANT TO GO BACK OUT AGAIN AND THEN NO MATTER WHAT ILL TAKE HIM IN ILL HUG HIM AND HOLD HIM UNTIL HE DOES IT ALL OVER AGAIN WELL THIS TIME I WON'T TAKE HIM BACK EVEN I
Mothers
Well Dink and I bought a new house! We moved in thursday and spent the night. I've been unpacking and realized I have toooooo much shit and not enough house LMAO! Who whould have thought that there was more closet space in an apartment?!?!? I see a yard sale in my future! This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's okay honey, Mommy's here." Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. This is for the mothers whose priceless a
Mothers
my brother caught a hudge fish which they got a pic of this were i thought i would hold it but oh no once my hand was in it i got the willies it freaked me out i wanted to cry ewwwwwww What is a mother? A mother to me is one who will fight and die for their child . I sit day after day realizing how precious my daughter is to me. To wake up knowing i have something to live for makes me want to wake up. If you are a mother even to a son you are a hero you are someone special to them. When your world falls apart and no one else is around to be a friend you will always have them. Every tear you shed they are always there to wipe them away every fight you battle remember you are battling for them. I remember as a kid i fought with my mom i even got to points were i said i hated her. You know i realize if it wasnt for her i wouldnt be here today i love her and mothers are the best thing in the world to a child nothing no money or anytyhing else could matter more to your child then a mothers
Mothers Day
Just sitting here thinking this will be the first mothers day away from my kids. This is going to be difficult cuz I usually spend the day with them.....I know I will be back in the states a week after and I can see them then, but it just wont be the same =( I am proud to be a mother of 2 beautiful teenagers, Tabatha who is 17 and Daniel will be 16 in August....Damn that makes me feel old stating their ages =)
Mother's Day
For My Daughters on Mother's Day & My Son My wish for you, Throughout the years... No real worries, Few sad tears... No more hardships, No more trials. Naught but laughter... Bright, true smiles! May the Lord, upon you, gaze, May He, all, your tears, erase. May He lift your spirits high... Fill your heart with hope, devine. May the Lord's word fill your heart, So, that when we're far apart, You will feel the self same things, I feel for you, this early spring. For, there's no love upon this earth, Like love of one who's given birth. I cannot think what life would be, Had God not given you, each, to me. Love from the bottom of my heart,
Mother's Day
HAPPY 4TH OF JULY TO YOU CHERRIES :>)
Mothers Day
Mother's Day
im not feelin the love on this site. somebody comment my pics or rate me or something. SHOW ME THE LOVE!!! Love you guys!! to all the moms i know and love..... Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com
Mothers
Mothers Day
I won't be here a lot this weekend but wanted to with all the mothers a Happy Mothers Day. Hope Your Mothers Day is special:) /i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/tashabear25/Mothers%20Day/2007-04-26_112438_Sepia_Mothers_Day.gif" border="0" /> center> center> center>
Mother's Are The Best.
Hi all my CT,friend's,I just had to whine a little today,lol. All of you that have Mom's,and those who's mother's are in Heaven now,And those that are Mom's,first let me wish you a HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY,from the bottom of my redneck heart.I hope you are all so blessed,I have a Mom,I love her so much,she lives in,California,with my sister now,she moved away 5,year's ago when my Dad passed away,she visit's a couple times a year. I am very lucky to have such an awesome mother,she is truly,top notch.well enough of that it's just at times like these type holidays, I feel a loss,although (thank God,she is healthy),anyway please be a blessing and tell all the Mom's you know,how special they are,and thank you for reading my little Mother's day story.
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Mothers Day!
hey, dano here wishing all you moms, moms to be and never gonna be a mom, happy mothers day!! hope you all have a great day, as you should!! take care, kisses. be safe. dano
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HOPE ALL U MOM HAVE A GREAT MOTHER'S DAY.
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Mother's Day
Mothers are everything for us when we are small...our lives revolve around her. For everything that we need we call mother. To protect us from all perceivable dangers we want her around us. To take us out we hold her arms. To kiss away our wounds we run to her. And for a warm hug and love we look for her. She is the focal point of our lives, the greatest human being in the world or should we say divinity on earth. On the special occasion of Mothers Day pay tribute to your mother. www.hostdrjack.com
Mother's Day
TO ALL MY FAMILY, FANS, AND FRIENDS ON CHERRYTAP I AM WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. AND MAY THE DAY BRING JOY, APPRECIATION, AND PEACE TO YOU ON THIS DAY
Mothers
IF We Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT !!! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the ne
Mother's Day
THE ETHICS OF SLATHERING YOUR MOTHER IN SCENTED OILS & MASSAGING HER DEEP TISSUE IN GRATITUDE Category: Life Day 274 of THENERVOUSBREAKDOWN.COM experiment. So I was sitting around in the living room last night with my fiancee and the topic of Mother's Day came up. I asked my fiancee what we should get my mom for Mother's Day. "I thought you said flowers," said my fiancee. "Flowers might be boring," I said. "I don't know," said my fiancee. "I don't know either," I said. "I was watching TV this morning," said my fiancee. "Cameron Diaz was on. I think it was Good Morning America. Or maybe it was The Today Show. She was talking about how she gave her mom a massage for Mother's Day last year." "That might be nice," I said. "No," said my fiancee. "You don't understand. It wasn't like she gave her mom a gift certificate for a massage at a spa. I'm saying she actually went over to her parents' house with a massage table and physically
Mother Day!!!!
Happy Mothers Day to all you Mothers out there!! HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!!
Mother's Day
So, I get a call about nine in the morning. From my best friend Laura who I haven't had a chance to hang out with in several months. She tells me she'll be here in five minutes. So she gets here, gets out of her car with an armload of Balloons and a present. She tells me "Happy Mothers Day" and I just kind of stare at her. It's always fun being a single parent, sometime I think my friends have less sanity than I do.
Mothers Day & Miscarriage Awareness
So many people, myself included, have suffered the heartbreak of miscarriage. So many people think that if you dont have the baby, you're not a real mother, because a miscarriage doesnt count. Bull. We are mothers just as much as those of you lucky enough to hold your little ones in your arms and watch them grow. While we never got to do that, we are still mothers. We loved our babies and did everything we could to protect them while they were growing inside us. So - to all you mothers out there who were robbed of the chance - this is for you. YOU DO COUNT! And hopefully, someday, you will get to raise a beautiful child, and be the mother you know you were always ment to be. What Makes a Mother? I thought of you and closed my eyes And prayed to God today I asked "What makes a Mother?" And I know I heard Him say. "A Mother has a baby" This we know is true "But God can you be a Mother, When your baby's not with you?" "Yes, you can," He replied With c
Mother's Day Contest Results
I apologize for the delay in releasing the results of the mother's day contest. There was a dispute as to the validity of some of the comments on one of the photos. After speaking with Cherrytap support and BBG. I have come to the decision that no cheating took place at all. And that is all I will say about it at this point, Anyone that has any questions or concerns is welcome to talk to me about it and I will explain how we came to that decision. Okay the Results of the mother’s day contest are as follows: In 4th Place and winning a 1 day blast is (voted on by a group of my friends and I per the contest rules) tabby*team leader*UAO BOMB SQUAD~arons chick~@ CherryTAP In 3rd Place and winning a 3 day blast is (most number of rates per contest rules) broken_hearted420 CT wife of hsingyedruid@ CherryTAP In 2nd Place and winning a 7 day blast is (2nd highest number of comments + 10 pts for every rate ~Tracy#7 of the Texas Bombers~/~#4 pet of dj chaos~/~slave to sex
Mothers Day
Mothers
Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I! never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put them down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn'
Mothers
This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's alright honey, Mommy's here." Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who D ON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes. And for the mothers who lost their baby in that precious 9 months that they will never get to watch grow on earth but one day will be reunited with in Heaven! This is for the mothers whose priceless art collections are hanging on their refrigerator doors. And for all the mothers who fro ze the
Mother
I glanced into the mirror Never dreaming that I’d see A face, one so familiar Yet you were looking back at me. I saw your loving smile, so warm The crinkle round your eyes I heard your gentle laughter Your often soothing sighs. In conversations with family and friends I hear your voice in mine I pause and think of years gone by Another place and time. You nurtured me and watched me grow Held me when I cried And though I often stumbled You were always by my side. You shared the love of GOD with me Taught me how to pray And often when unsure You helped me find the way. Im often told im just like you A compliment I adore and treasure For within my heart I know we share A mother and son love beyond all measure
Mother Of The Year
THIS IS JUST THE CUTEST THING EVER MOTHER OF THE YEAR In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tig
Mother
As I laid myself down to sleep, praying your love to keep, the visions of hurt and pain danced around again and again. Your laughter fading from my mind, franticly searching in the dark hoping it was you I would find. My memories of you no longer being able to recall, from the place you left me ready to fall. My tears holding all your beauty and pain, in my heart it leaving a stain. Missing the sound of your voice and the touch of your hand, in you mother always being able to find a friend. Wishing for just one more day, to tell you all the things I forgot to say. Growing older without you here, crying and hurting night after night and year after year.
Mother's Day
For those who are lucky to still be blessed with your Mom, this is beautiful. For those who aren't, this is even more beautiful. Memories of Mom... The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?" she asked. And the guide said "Yes, and the way is hard, and you will be old before you reach the end of it. But the end will be better than the beginning." But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, she fed them and bathed them, taught them how to tie their shoes and ride a bike, and reminded them to feed the dog and do their homework and brush their teeth. The sun shone on them and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this." Then the nights came, and the storms and the path was sometimes dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her arms and the children said, "Mother,
Mother
Motherfuckin Bullshit
now since january i have had a digital camera stolen... cash from my bedroom and now my wedding rings stolen. sure i didn't wear the rings but damn.. and, while i was packing i found out that i had some foreign cigarettes stolen... if you know me, they were the cigs i bought in germany and had sitting ona shelf in my living room. the thieves ripped out the bottom of the pack and put the packs back to look like they werent touched. its crap/ yea they were just smokes but damn... i traveled to germany to have them. i mean whats the point in doing it? i'm the kinda girl who would give you the shirt off my back if i could and yet people still take from me. i guess imma stop being polite now. why should i? i'm sorry i have nice things and people are jealous. like i said... all you had to do was ask. i'm not accusing anyone... cuz well frankly i have no proof who took the stuff. guess thats part of why i left town. *shrug* it's just stupid tho... all i have to say to who took the smokes i b
A Mother Had 3 Daughters
A mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because mom was a bit worried about how their sex lives would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." >>Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges." Mom now knew to go straight to her husband`s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by, and still nothing. Then after a whole
Mother Fuckers
BOy I fuckin swear what in the fuck is wrong with some of these motherfuckers. THese scientologists fuckers are fuckin insane. All they are is this fuckin brain-washing cult. Fuck them and Fuck Motherfuckers that would believe in that shit.(theyre as bad as Yankee fans)
Mothers
IF YOUR A MOTHER AND YOUR ON THIS SITE, WONDERFUL. BUT THIS IS FOR THE MOTHERS THAT LET THERE CHILDREN READ THERE PROFILE AND COMMENTS!!! OK THIS IS AN ADULT WEBSITE NOT FOR CHILDRENS EYES! SO IF I LEAVE A DAMN MESSAGE AND ITS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR CHILDREN TO LEAVE LIKE A HAPPY HUMP DAY COMMENT, TAKE YOUR ASS OFF THIS SITE AND GO START A SITE ON MYSPACE! I WOULD NEVER LET MY CHILD SEE THIS SITE AND WELL I THINK ALOT OF OTHER PEEPS WOULD SAY THE SAME THING. THINK ABOUT IT!
A Mothers Love!
A mothers love is something that no one can explain It is made with deep devotion and of sacrifice and pain It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may For nothing can destroy it or take that love away It is patient and forgiving when all others are forsaking And it never fails or falters Even though her heart is breaking It believes beyond believing When the world around condemns And it glows with all the beauty of the rarest brightest gems It is far beyond defining it defies all explanation And it still remains a secret Like the mysteries of creation A many splendored miracle Man cannot understand And another wondrous evidence of God's Tender guiding hand.
A Mothers Mixed Emotions!
How does a mother let go Of the children that shes born How does she let them know That her heart can be so torn. To keep them by her side Would not be just or fair And to let them have a free ride Would mean she doesn't care. She knows she taught them well And that they know right from wrong Now...Only time will tell If they can be as strong. But watching them go through the door Makes her feelings sway She must cover the tears...and more And pray for them each day.
A Mother's Love
A mother's love is a beautiful thing, Like a beautiful summer morning after the rain, Like a warm apple pie on the kitchen table, Like the smell of Sand & Sable, Like the joys of nostalgic old times, Reminiscing of days gone by, Like hearing your favorite old song being played, Like that mother's day card you hand-made, Like the wonderful scent of your mother's perfume, Like family movie night in the living room, Like slow-churned home-made ice cream, A mother's love is a beautiful thing.
Mother
THE BEARER OF LIFE, A SOURCE OF STRENGTH, THE BOOGEYMAN VANQUISHER, THE BOO-BOO MENDER, YOUR ABSOLUTE #1 PUBLIC DEFENDER, YOU ARE HER BABY NOW AND FOREVER, SHE RAISED YOU TO KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG, SHE LIFTED YOU UP WHEN YOU WEREN'T STRONG. SHE IS THE WIND IN YOUR SAILS, PUSHING YOU TO GO FURTHER AND FURTHER, SHE IS YOUR #1 FAN, FRIEND, HERO, YOUR MOTHER. THIS POEM IS WRITTEN FOR ALL MOTHERS. IT IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF: Mrs. Catherine Bailey Parsons 1921-2005 May Your Soul Rest In Eternal Peace.
Mother
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep. For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. I pray I find a little quiet, Far from the daily family riot. May I lie back and not have to think About what they're stuffing down the sink, Or who they're with, or where they're at And what they're doing to the cat. I pray for time all to myself (Did something just fall off a shelf?) To cuddle in my nice, soft bed (Oh no, another goldfish...dead!) Some silent moments for goodness sake (Did I just hear a window break?) And that I need not cook or clean (Well heck, I've got the right to dream) Yes now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my wits about me keep, But as I look around I know, I must have lost them long ago! > > My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family. > > > > There was this one day during elementary school where m
Mother & Daughter!!
Motherhood
A Mother.
Could it be that a mom simply requires less sleep than everyone else in the universe? Why is she always awake? Especially if you're trying to sneak in past curfew or call her in the middle of the night to discuss a problem at work, or you're in bed with the chicken pox, every time you wake up, your mom is sitting by your bed just waiting to make you feel better. MOMs can listen to their children wax on endlessly about anything with genuine interest, and without ever judging. (Well, hardly ever!) The advice a mom gives is steeped in knowledge,and sometimes children wisely accept the advice and follow it. When you don't however, a mom never says, " I told you so." (Well, hardly ever!) Mother so wondrous? Is it that she has the ability to kiss a boo-boo and make it better? That only her toasted cheese sandwiches are melted just right? Why does the drink of water from your mother's glass taste so much better than the one you get for yourself? Why is it that moms are the first people than
A Mother Is...
A Mother Is... A voiceof Confidence When I'm insecure A voice of Conviction When I'm in the wrong A voice of Vision When I'm afriad to dream big A voice of wisdom When I've lost my way A voice of Motivation When I'm at a standstill A voiceof Comfort Whenthe world is cold A Mother is... Love...
Mothers
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my 3 children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" She asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded, Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about our date. She waited
Motherf*ckingc*cksuckers
Let's discuss something--fire alarms. Currently the bane of my existence. The battery needs to be replaced in mine so it chirps every 20 seconds or so. Very shrill. I have turned off the power as it said to open the thing up and change the battery. THERE IS NO FUCKING BATTERY TO BE FOUND. I hit the test button to set the alarm off because it worked earlier to stop the beeping (I'm sure the neighbors LOVED that). But it didn't stop. Now to the point of tears because I have only been asleep for three hours, I need to get up in the morning for class, and I am past the point of tired and frustrated, I call the emergency maintenance. Actually, it's the "after hours operator". I'm not sure if there actually is one, or if they route the calls to one of the manager's homes. She sounded asleep. Well welcome to my world! She tries to connect me to the maintenance fella's phone, he does not answer. So she said she will continue to try and have him call me back. ...the beeping, for the record, has
Mother
You can only have one mother, Patient, kind and true. No other friend in all the world Will be so true to you. For all her loving kindness, She asks nothing in return, If all the world deserted me, To my mother I could turn. To those that have a mother, Treasure her with care, For you never know her value, Until you know that she's not there
Mothers
everyone on this site has a mother. some people on this site are mothers. mothers do not get the credit they deserve. if any of the ladies in your group of friends are mothers show them alittle attention and rate them as high as possible for what they do for their kids. also take a minute and think about your own mom and what she has done for you. mother's day should be everyday. that is just how i feel. if it were not for our mothers none of us would be here today. again thank all the mothers you know including your own. i know we all put our moms throught some hard times over the years. if you are a mother you deserve everything in the world.
The Mothership Has Landed
Have a great rocking weekend, sweet friends !
A Mother's Love.
love is enduring and patient and kind, it judges all things with the heart not the mind, and love can transform the most commen place into beauty and splendor and sweetness and grace... for love is unselfish, giving more than it takes, and no matter what happens love never forsakes, it's faithful and trusting and always believing, guileless and honest and never deceiving.... yes,...love is beyond what man can define,,, for love is immortal,, .....GOD'S GIFT DEVINE.... A mother's love is something that no one can explain,,,, It is made of deep devotion and sacrifice and pain,,,, It is endless and unselfish and enduring come what may for nothing can destroy it or take that love away,,,, it is patient and forsaking, and it never fails or falters,,,, even though the heart is breaking.... it believes beyond believing when the world around condems, and it glows with all the beauty of the rarest,brightest gems.... it is far beyond defining, it defies all ex
Mother Hen
I thought perhaps of all the places I belong to online this might be the best place to see if I can find a HERO for these children. We spend hours and time online and have fun yes. But I think being online we can impact the holiday season with a greatness! I started a group online that helps those in need at Christmas time. I do personally sponsor many of the families but the need has grown so big this year that I am reaching out to my internet friends to see if I can find sponsors for these children who may otherwise not have a gift under their tree. These children are from across the country and their families have sent in all the information and are verified as "in need". So if you would like to sponsor christmas for child or help out with our wishlist please follow the link below or message me for more information. Also we can provide a tax deductible receipt if you need one. http://www.walmart.com/giftregistry/gr_detail.do?registryId=86183317189 YOU CAN CHOOSE TO HAVE IT
A Mothers Prayer
Mother In Law
had surgery on her knee friday afternoon.. laproscopic .. they scraped the arthritis out and repaired something else(can't remember what its called) anyways I was suppose to take her for her surgery but since I had missed the previous 2 weeks of work I decided Tiger(hubby) could do it, and I still would go spend the nite with her. So after I got off work friday and got showered and around I headed to her house. I took my laptop with me figuring I could maybe manage to hook up to someones unprotected wireless network .. well I sorta did..but then I lost it .. and couldn't get it back :( I didn't sleep well there either :( about 3 hours I'd say. I can get along with my MIL but somethings she says or does drives me nuts LOL I suppose its like that with everyone to some extent. She really appreciated me staying with her, so thats all good AND I survived it even without being able to get on Fubar :O OMG now I know I'll live without logging on here LOL
A Mothers Love
a son and his mother. are two worlds apart. but they both love each other. right from the start. as a very young boy. about two maybe three. i hugged my dear mother. as i sat on her knee. she came to my bedside. to read me a book. she showed that she loved me. with one simple look. as i grew even older. becoming a teen. my mother still loved me. but said i was mean. becoming a man. i reflect on it all. and my mother has been there. since before i could crawl. so mother i love you. with all of my soul. im glad that you raised me. you played a big role. dedicated to my mother. you may have passed on, but your still in my heart. i love you.........
Mother
Thanks for giving me joys and smiles Thanks for sharing my trouble's pile Thanks for wipeing the tears of my eye Thanks for showing me the glad view of sky Thanks for lending me your shoulders to lean Thanks for giving my words a proper mean Thanks for telling me the value of life Thanks for showing me the rules to survive Thanks for lending me the sympathetic ears Thanks for showing how much you care From all this what I mean in the end Is thanks Mom you're my best friend. What a lovely and enchanted rose you are my mother Genuine, sincere, and your beauty unlike any other Like a rose, a purpose there is for mother’s thorns Your wisdom, love, and sometimes even your scorns you live your life to direct and guide us with your bless never complaining about the pain we cause or the stress Mother you are an angel spreading sweetness around Sacrificing, given, and your kindness is so profound In my heart forever you’ll be a rose in ful
A Mother's Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music
A Mothers Christmas Wish List
Dear Santa, Ive been a good mom all year. I've fed, cleaned and cuddled my children on demand, visited the doctor's office more than my doctor, sold sixty-two cases of candy bars to raise money to plant a shade tree on the school playground. I was hoping you could spread my list out over several Christmases, since I had to write this letter with my son's red crayon, on the back of a receipt in the laundry room between cycles, and who knows when I'll find anymore free time in the next 18 years. Here are my Christmas wishes: I'd like a pair of legs that don't ache (in any color, except purple, which I already have) and arms that don't hurt or flap in the breeze; but are strong enough to pull my screaming child out of the candy aisle in the grocery store. I'd also like a waist, since I lost mine somewhere in the seventh month of my last pregnancy. If you're hauling big ticket items this year I'd like fingerprint resistant windows and a radio that only plays adult music
Mother, Maiden, Crone
Mother Maiden, Crone I am just a Witch alone, honoring your many phases as my own.... Changes come and go, tides rise and flow as your light continues to grow, peeking through the window as I sleep, my dreams you safely keep, Goddess of the Moon, your magick fills my room, with blessings of the womb, moonbeams dance upon these walls, like golden threads, spun on a loom, Stars circle round, like a silvery crown, as I draw your energy down.. Many Blessings you continuously bestow with your magickal glow, as above... so below.... Mother, Maiden, Crone I am just a Witch Alone.... Copyright by me
Mother
A Mother
After 21 years of marriage, My wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my three children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" she asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you." I responded. "Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about
Mother-in-law
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks
Mother Moon
March rolls in like the proverbial lion, and if we're really lucky, it might go out like a lamb. It's the time of the Storm Moon, the month when Spring finally arrives, around the time of the Equinox, and we see new life begin to spring forth. As the Wheel of the Year turns once more, heavy rains and gray skies abound -- the earth is being showered with the life-giving water it needs to have a fertile and healthy growing season. This is also a time of equal parts light and darkness, and so a time of balance. Correspondences: Colors: Green, yellow, light purple Gemstones: Bloodstone, aquamarine Trees: Dogwood, honeysuckle Gods: Isis, the Morrighan, Artemis, Cybele Herbs: High John, pennyroyal, wood betony, apple blossom Element: Water Use this month for magical workings related to rebirth and regrowth. Sponsored Links Moon Phase Huge selection, great deals on Moon Phase items. Yahoo.com Your Name Tells It All Get the Astonishing Facts Magic Can't Tell You ww
A Mother's Prayer
A Mother's Prayer Angels of Mercy hear my cry; Forgive me for taking my life for granted, as it was a big mud pie; Help Me, be the mother & wife I know I can be. Where Love & Patience is the only key. Help me strengthen all my motherly skills ; To give my family the love they need to feel. Guide me through the hard tasks of life. Grant me the knowledge of knowing how to be a good mother and wife. Lead us into the happily ever after, so we can hear love's sweet laughter. In loves name I pray Amen Sapphire Jewel Aka Valarie A. Laboy Copyright 2006
Mother Earth And Her Gifts
Cowrie pisces Cowrie is a shell from the sea and is recognized as an ancient symbol for creation, birth, and re-birth. It is said to inspire the creativity of excellence, to provide for both intuitive and intellectual control, and to promote achievement in aesthetic and artistic endeavours. It has been reported to be useful in stimulating ones learning and retention capabilities, to provide initiative to the user to advance in scholarship and to assist in the recognition of the self as a vehicle for understanding. The cowrie shell has been used in the area of manifestation and has been said to bring both good fortune and affluence to the user. It was used, in ancient times, by the Native American Coastal Indians to indicate wealth. It can be used to enhance fertility, to treat disorders of the reproductive system, and to aid in the assimilation of iodine, vitamins A and D, calcium, and magnesium. Vibrates to the number 1
Mothers....
*This is for all the moms who froze their buns off on metal bleachers at football games on Friday nights instead of watching from cars, so that when their kids asked, "Did you see me?" they could say, "Of course, I wouldn't have missed it for the world," and meant it. *This is for all the moms who have sat up all night with a sick toddler in their arms, wiping a fevered brow saying, "It's okay honey, Mommy's here." *This is for all the moms who run carpools, make cookies, and sew costumes. And all the moms who DON'T. *This is for all the moms who gave birth to babies they'll never see and all the moms who took those babies and gave them homes. *This is for all the moms of the victims of all the senseless school shootings, the moms of the survivors, and the moms who sat in front of their TVs in horror, hugging their child who just came home from school safely. *What makes a good mom anyway? Is it patience? Compassion? The ability to nurse a baby, cook dinner, and sew a button o
Mothers Day
THERE ARE MANY HOLIDAYS THOUGHOUT THE YEAR, BUT THERE'S ONE THAT I HOLD VERY DEAR. THE ONE COMES IN THE MONTH OF MAY, THAT SPECIAL TIME IS MOTHER'S DAY. IT'S FOR SOMEONE I ADORE VERY MUCH, WHO HAS WARM AND LOVING TOUCH. I DON'T APPRECIATE HER AS I SHOULD, SHE RAISED ME THE BEST SHE COULD, THERE NEVER WILL BE ANY OTHER, AS WONDERFUL AS MY MOTHER. I LOVE HER VERY MUCH YOU KNOW. EVEN THOUGH SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T SHOW. SO ON THIS DAY, I WANT TO SAY, SHE'S A SPECIAL MOM IN EVERY WAY. I WROTE THIS FOR MY MOM THAT I LOST ON DEC 9 2002.I MISS HER SO VERY MUCH.
A Mother In Tears.
MY HEART GOES OUT 2,THE MOTHERS AND FATHERS, WHO'S CHILD IS OVER SEAS IN THIS WAR. MY YOUNGEST SON IS OVER THERE WITH THEM. I PRAY THAT HE AND ALL THE OTHERS MAKE IT BACK SAFELY. PRAY WITH ME AND SUPPORT THEM. GOD WILL SEND OUR BABIES BACK 2 US SAFELY.
Mothers
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me That I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just Packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have Any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take extra time to ensure great hygiene when Making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the Full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was Sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to Make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the Clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my Appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I

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