1. Anything that happens I have an ICP or Twiztid song to go with it. Someone will say fuck that and I bust out fuck that bitch suck that I was born with a wang but I never had a nutsack. My friends really yell at me for it.
2. I sing and dance while I clean my kids even think I am a dork.
3. I call a drink pop instead of soda.
4. We get in holloween makeup just to go to the bar.
5. I carry my pillow all around the house and play with the pillow case.
6. Your mom
MUAH
