10 things you guys should know about us ladies
Current mood: amused
(1) We are freaks too! When you're thinking about sex, we are too, and when you're not thinking about sex we are! So don't act like ya'll the only ones out there hunting it and looking for some booty. Cuz ladies is pimps too
(2) We know game. Most of the time a line you think you came up with, someone has already used. So here's a suggestion. Don't run game, be you!
(3) Don't lie about things that we can find out! It ain't nothing worst than telling your girls your new man owns real estate and then go out and he's the clown taking ya'lls order in the drive thru.
(4) If you live at home with your mama, please don't act like you are balla status. No matter how much money you sitting on you, remember. YOU LIVE AT HOME W/ YOUR MAMA.
(5) If you have one of those crazy baby's mama's. Don't go out and act like you have no obligations. Cuz when you have a scene w/ a TRUE CRAZY BABY MAMA...a true scene that the police are called, weave is pulled out, and tires are slit....when you are present the following will happen "Girl, that's Jay, he's got a crazy baby mama, don't ever mess w/ him that bitch is crazy."Eventually girls from surrounding areas will know this story and you will wonder why you have no one but your crazy baby's mama.
(7) Don't wear busted shoes! We notice and it's not attractive. Just because we wear Stilettos and pumps don't mean we don't know 1985 Adidas when we see em.
(8) Don't leave your cell phone around us if you have something to hide, we will look thru it and we will call every unknown number in it to prove the point that we run this shit!
(9) If you have a little dick, it's okay. Some of us really don't care, alot of times the inside does count. But do not, and I repeat do not act like your sex is the bomb cuz it probably isn't. And if you are a member of the "little dick society", my best advice to you is to join the "I eat lots of pussy association".
(10) If you drive a pontiac, cavalier, pinto, lumina, or any type of stationwagon made before 1990, please do not put rims on it. It's not cute, and it doesn't make us think you have money.
