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) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
) Did you fart? > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... > > I can't hold it in. > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > 6) If you in I were Squirrels, > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" > > Woman - "WHAT?" > > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice." > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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