) Did you fart?
> > cuz you blew me away.
> > 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> > cuz ya sure are special.
> > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
> > I can't hold it in.
> > 4) Do you have a library card?
> > cuz I'd like to sign you out.
> > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> > cuz I can see myself in em.
> > 6) If you in I were Squirrels,
> > I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
> > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
> > but beauty's only a light switch away.
> > 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> > Woman - "WHAT?"
> > Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
> > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
> > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
> > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
> > I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
> > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
> > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
> > we kin sleep til afternoon.
> > and.... the best for last!
> > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
> > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up