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Mona Vie
I started drinking Mona Vie when I got it on Wednesday evening... I had 2 ounces, then another 2 ounces on Thursday morning and again Thursday evening, and again when I woke up this morning... I am SO happy to announce that my back pain is gone!!! For those of you who don't really know me, I broke my neck in a car accident in 1998, and have suffered from back pain ever since then... sometimes it is worse than others but up until recently it was VERY bad. After my shower today I sat down at my desk and leaned back, with the expectation of feeling some sort of pain as I normally do and I realized there was NONE! I moved around a bit to see if it was just the position I was in and still NO PAIN!! I am absolutely shocked at how quickly it worked for me since they said to give it at least 90 days before I could expect results. I LOVE MONA VIE!!! No pain killers have ever worked like this for me! This stuff is the best! If you would like to try it, contact me and I can help you get
Monark's Madness
Just for the record, as I have received countless messages of random hate and insults, and no, I am not a BBW HATER.(REPEAT, I DON'T HATE BBW'S) People that I don't know are projecting their hatred towards me; it just shows nothing but a demonstration of the self hatred that they have for themselves. For the ones that foolishly follow for the sake of just throwing cheap shots, are nothing but insecure cowards that use this site to promote their self worth via a rating system and follow around like a pack of wolves! I gave this woman a 1 rating! So what, get over it. This world is not designed for everyone to think you are a 10. I give a 10 when I feel a person deserves, and not just so they can give me a 10 in return. The rating system has 10 numbers for those that can count which means we have 10 choices. well, really 11 if you don't want to rate at all.
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Mona Lisa Explained
 Mona Lisa (Italian: La Gioconda, French:La Joconde) Leonardo da Vinci, circa 1503–1506 Oil on poplar Look at the painting, and my comments on it, and see if you found what I did. Interested to know if I am crazy or not... but I think I know the answer to that question... The Mona Lisa is probably the world's most famous painting of an unknown subject. She is said to have the most sublime smile ever to be seen, but I think it could have been gas. Most people do not know this, but it was painted on Poplar wood, not normal canvas. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 4 years to paint this portrait, so he must have either used a very small brush, or he was diddling her behind hubby's back, which is the true source of her enigmatic smile. Mona Lisa is also Nat King Coles best song, in my humble opinion. As a world-renown art expert and maker of baloney sammiches, I will explain this painting to you. If you look at it, which is the best way to view art in my humble opinion, you se
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Mona's Wedding Present From Her Steve
Mona's Wedding Present Mona and I are getting married soon and I would like to give her 2500 profile rates in the next 24 hours as a wedding present. Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ Please rate or re-rate Mona today. Make my beautiful bride-to-be happy and let's keep fubar's finest lady #1. Thanks everyone! Please repost. PM me if you sticky this bully, I'll hook you up. We can do this. Yes we can! Steve ~*~ Club United ~*~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Steve ~*~ Club United ~*~' on '2009-01-19 18:51:49') (repost of original by 'Ms. Mona Doll ღ Dangerous Curves Member ღ' on '2009-01-20 04:15:32')
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Since I work with many companies and leaders around the globe I get the privilege of hearing and learning about things that many people don’t. I was listening to a group of distributors discussing the topic of training recently. It was very interesting for me to just listen and hear the input from different people and watch the direction of the conversation and then their conclusion (or lack of). Here is what I observed: The premise: To train or not train new distributors Argument for training: They’ll be better at M.L.M Argument for not training: Training doesn’t “really” help; it only slows growth There were many great points (arguments presented) for both sides and everyone had fun debating it; although it did get pretty heated at times. My conclusion was and is that it’s a worthless debate because the premise is incorrect. Again, the premise is train or not train. That assumes there’s an option to train or not train. With this group
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As some of u know ... ive been ill over the past week or so , and had to be on a high dosage of Antibiotics.. to try and kill the infrction i had in my body . So can u please tell me why now ive stopped taking them and the infection is cleared .That i have a bloody chest infection . How ironic is that ? It sucks.. so now i have to spend another week on medication :( xx Poor lil old me ... God i hate mondays ! Hope u all have a better one than me Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Just to say hi to all my wonderful friends, sorry im a bit down at the moment .. I hope all goes well 4 you xx Well it's another Monday , and i feel like crap.. Ive just spent another weekend alone, : ( And my bed empty . And to be woken with rain again . Don't u just hate December's weather? Argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh Sorry im being a stick in the mud. XX
Monday October 2, 2006
im just sitting here waiting for josh to get here and hang out with me and ride my four wheeler with me... talking on the phone with my baby gurl..
as hectic as mine was, my boss (the guy that owns the place that I run!) had it worse. kinda pissy bosses day for him since the guy he just fired (and was nice enough to let him drive the company van home to take his personal tools out) pissed on a gas station parking lot next to the company van... hope everybody had an uneventful monday!!
Monday Night Wreck
Its Monday night and since I don't want to pay for a cherry blast I just want to say thanks to the friends on my list that have left comments for me and rated me 10 cherries. Makes me feel good. I will try to be good about leaving messages when I'm at my pc and have time. Happy Holidays. Nice and cold in GA. Friday afternoon I went to Tower Records in Atlanta and they are having a going out of business sale. 40% off all cds and after buying 4 cds the 5th one is free. I bought Skid Row, Black Sabbath "We Sold Our Soul For Rock n Roll", Vision Quest soundtrack,Greatful Dead "In The Dark",Loverboy Greatest Hits, Gary Moore "Victims of the Future", & The Beatles "Past Masters Vol.1". As you can see I have an eclectic taste in music. I haven't gone away I just forgot to visit It's Christmas time soon. It's pretty cold here in Georgia. Ready for the X-Mas break from work. Take it easy people.
Monday Monday
Couldn't figure out a suject for this blog. then It came to me. I'm tired of all the damn games that men like to play actually try and play with me anyway. Once in a while I do fall and that reminds me to be that much more hard headed and stubborn. Wasting my time leading me on then getting pissed off when I don't give into their BS. Is it to much to ask for people to be honest? ALL people not just men. I am as honest as they come. Yet people seem to think it is all a giant game. I guess my next blog will be alittle more organized. ( I hope at least) So it's a Monday and I have the day off. I was supposed to go to a doctor appoinment but rescheduled to catch up on so much needed sleeep. I don't sleep much. One day I might figure out why, but til then I will keep playing the catch up game. I am doing some laundry and might start on my Christmas cards. My roommate has he's done and is mailing them today. So my parents will get hers before they get mine. Kinda funny. Who really reads bl
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Monday Sucks
lets see here it is monday already where the hell did saturday and sunday go???? oooooooo yeah thats right i worked all weekend and spent the rest of the day saturday at basketball games... so here it is monday again and im tired of work already.. like so many of us just trying to live and get by save alittle for fun sometimes the fun never comes and the bills just keep getting bigger... well i for one am tired of working and not really getting anywhere.. as u can tell im in a really pissy mood cause i had a lady come through work today and i speak no spanish and she raised her voice to me cause i could not understand her... well im soooooo sorry i didnt have to take spanish in high school and dont care to take it now unless i plan on going to mexico,, but with no money that is impossible so i guess,,, anyway as the old slogan goes at work the customer is always right but that doesnt mean i cant get snotty right back.. i didnt mean to but i had to walk away all of us food people deal w
Monday The Worst Day !
Oh monday, it's the worst day of the week for me, but I thikn for a lot of people. Only cuz it's my only off day, and I go out until the morning :) argh and the monday I fall asleep at work.. Hehehe, it's a bit bad, cuz sometimes i try to sleep stand up, like horses :)
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Mondays Joke
HARLEY-DAVIDSON Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"God said, "Yes.""Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaw s in your invention:1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end prot
Monday Again!
Hey what happened to the weekend! Well here we go again...its monday...time to strap on the work shoes and go back to the job...Who's bright idea was it to have a 5 day work week? To my friends that work 40+ hours a week I have this to say...I'm sorry that really sucks...A girl just gets fed up with driving to the same place at the same time to do the same shit. I just wish I was born a princess or heiress so I can see how the other side lives. It just gets to ya working and payin all the bills...I got hope that I wont be a pay check to pay check person forever...hope is something right?? RIGHT? GRRRR LOL Have a good week everyone I know Im gonna try! =)
Monday 9 April 2007
Monday's Poem
Mirror Mirror (8, April 2004 MDJ) Mirror Mirror on the wall Tell the truth and show one and all The Cruelty, Selfishness, Lying Supreme The one and only ruler of her own little regime! The one who promises her life intact The one to whom your heart reacts When she knows full well, she will suck you dry Leaving you waiting, with tears falling from your eyes! This woman who sings as sweet as a dove Looking for the world like something sent from above When in truths name she can not say a word straight Runs and hides when you need a promise or to deliver a complaint! Do not be taken in by her deceptive lies! She will ruin you plans while batting her big brown eyes! I walk away from her phantom kingdom now Sadder in heart but wiser I vow The days of forgiveness have come and gone She used them all up, what reserves I had, are now withdrawn! If she ever calls my name again A deaf ear I shall tune to her violin! Take this clue from your own book, cruel BEAU
Monday Afternoon
So Monday I have surgery...not too big a deal but enough to make me nervous. I went for all the pre-test today so now I am really nervous. I will be in the hospital for 3-4 days, but after that I am home for 6-8 weeks....and hopefully get to take a special vacation towards the end of that time off. If I am not here for awhile you all know why. Take care of yourselves as know one else will...
Monday Morning
It's Monday, and the weekend is over. The first day of the week and the biggest and the last day I hope for. I am usually babysitting right now, but retard Jason got another babysitter for a couple days. I need to get a job, but it's so hard when you're living on campus and have no vehicle. I hate that money is vital. You need it to survive and it's evil. It can make you go to great lengths to aquire it. What will you do for money? Will you do anything, or is there a limit to how far you will go?
Monday 8-06-07
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Monday, August 13th, 2007
Of all of the new members in the last few days , please read the blog "Read before joining" and also "tips for successful bombing" I also post a blog every day and there mey be several blogs in that folder. That is how I keep in touch with you. If you get a shout or email from Rachel, she is the co-owner, or Zarrius the family manager....If you have any questions whatsoever, please feel free to ask any of us...but you can find the family officers in the photo album guessed it "family officers" Glad to have you all. Each new addition makes us a better , stronger bomber family..the best on the FU! Peggy Sue, Owner This si what we are bombing Read Jawwwga Girls last blog, she posted a blog about the graphics she is making for the family....she has a FU-Bombers folder, the last folder in her pics...go see what she has made so far...if you like one send her the link to or tell her which pic you want and which tag you want and she can make you one...but go read her
Monday, 20, August 2007
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Monday, August 27th, 2007
Talk amongst yourselfs and Rachel to see who wants to enter...2 of you can. But it will be more effective if it is just one. Please go repost this bulletin for me also. Yes, I did say, you heard me right...a fair contest! I am going to HOST my first ever contest. I have BEEN in a few, but I have decided to host one my self. :P The contest will start as soon as I have 20 entrants. Since I am hosting the contest, I won't be bombing ANYONE, or posting blogs and bulletins asking for help with any one specific person. Fair enough? :P It is advised if you really want to win you get ppl backing you who can come and bomb you hard. The competition gets heated and it is anybody's game. Bomber families are welcome to join and/or bomb someone in it. I DO NOT like to force ppl to add, rate or fan me, and I don't like to ask anybody to do it who doesn't want to, so ANYBODY will be able to bomb this contest without adding me. You CAN add, rate or fan me if you like, but it is not require
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Finally, I relized I was sitting in front of my computer at 5:59am, Monday morning!Not even realizing I have even really woke up yet,I find my self looking at all these little cherrys.Then at that very moment i relize that I'm very thankful for my FUBAR and all the awsome people that make the FUBAR world go round',So this go's out to everyone,Thanks FUBAR for making my Monday the bombdiggity!
Why do Mondays drag on?
I hope as of this coming Monday the dream of helping people out does come about . The general concept will be helping people out and not getting paid for it , it is on the concept of the old barter system , a favor for a favor . But I have ran into a possible snag , I have friends and family who thinks I am not able to do anything on my own. I had operated this way before amd now I figure its time to do it again. I will find out Monday what the extent of the damage is on my left hand. The swelling has gone down much, I am still having problems gripping things. I have managed to handle things pretty well though. I am considered a survivor ,and I will prevail over this
Monday Night!!!
its so great i get a 3day weekend for my birthday every year at the begining of summer!!! Im single and gonna be 28 on the 28th of 2008 so gotta do sumptin right? So summer beach party friday n maybe saterday night! well fishin n beer drinkin and fire n stuff down at san luis pass west end of galveston so stop by if ur down there runnin around at the beach! summer!!! all right damage control i just had a fu friend over to my house from north carolina un supervised at my computer and she left a few mums and blogs in my name so anything that came about 20 minutes before this was not me sh was over here fucken with me yeah she is so funny ha ha ha yeah i wish u could pick up sarcasim on the net....thanks With my best friend and his Super Hot wife.. Wish y'all were here-New years maybe? Let me know if ya'll wanna hang out sometime
Monday Night
Monday Monday Fu-k It
Monday's suck ass and sometimes it's just better to stay home and Fu-k...It's snowed about a foot outside and I can't wait to get the Fu-k out of Montana! Winter is a depressing time of the year living in the mountains and shit... Just some more senseless rambling because I can't sleep
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Monday Afternoon 1-07-08
Well, got some more happy news this afternoon. This time from the chiro. The pain I've been having in my lower back the past 2 weeks is being caused by a slipped disk. Oh happy day! I have to be adjusted every day until this gets better. He did a "kidney punch" test to make sure it's not my kidneys. I am not asking another question of another doctor for at least the next few days! Ugh! I can't lay down and I can hardly sit up. Andrew had to lift me off the couch. Thank God for his EMS training! Does anyone have any good drugs? LOL just kidding. I'll be online for a little bit if you want to stop and say hello. But please don't make me laugh! It hurts! LOL ooops ouch! Bad news from the doc. He's not sure what is causing it, but he did mention the three options I listed in an earlier blog. I have to make appointments for a battery of tests and a surgery. I'm so frustrated and disgusted with this that I feel like saying, "yank it all out". I don't need it anyway
Monday's Standings For The Bling Contest!
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Monday The perspiration in the clouds The vibration in a sound A truth in a new love that's found.. A turning substance that's been unwound A feeling deep as dirt hidden under a concreted ground A love so royal it needs a crown A turned head to a familiar sound A drop of water that breaks it way through even glass to reach a sacred love that's finally been found! The excitement in my bones makes my knee's weak I fumble, I lean The chill in my spine, freezes my mind causing my train of thought to spin Out of control, I fantasize! My hips in his hands, he holds, the arch of my knee's began to fold The width in my legs began to expand The light in my sight is hard to withstand Our arms reach high, finding each others hands we entangle our fingers Unsaid words linger With only glances we reveal deep, lustful, inner secrets Now caught, I quickly realize There no stopping the sacred touch of his hand's romance All the l
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Monday's New Theme!!!!
It has come to my attention on how Hard Trailer Park Hoes and Gigolos would be to hold with the Seamus versus Wicked Bet running. So to make my life easier we will be having Greek Mythology day... Please come wearing togas and eating grapes... here's the list so far Artemis= me Voluptas= Pixie Medusa= Witty Ick somethign= Seamus "loser of the bet" Poisedon= Chainsaw Shits& Giggles= Zeus Hercules= Name Crisis Hades= Hugh Eros= Bonz Haphaestus= Jobob Uranus= Pedro Aphrodite= Blue Eyed Soul Erebus=Husky Redneck Athena= Amykins  John Stamos= Ketch22 Apollo= Fwee (there goes my fantasies of the fish) So grab your Gyros and your togas OPA WICKED
Monday Blues!
have the day off today and have nothing to do! Did watch ESPN for my Steeler highlights. Can't decide wether it was luck or a good play that one the game! Still don't think it's enough to make the playoffs,we need just to much help from other teams!
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so far in this bowling league me and my hubby are in 3 place out of 6 teams which aint bad at all but we are only in the fisrt few weeks of this league lets see how long we stay before we get bumped down because of all the guys who are in it just for the money
Monday Night On The Glow Radio
Monday on The Glow Radio: The Rev DJ Furg and he will be spinning his mix of  Punk, Grunge, Hard Rock. and Metal Music on his Church of Rock starting at 3pm Pacific/4pm mt/5pm ct/6pm et/11pm gmt next up is The Mistress of Hard Rock & Metal; "Thee Witch" starting at 6pm pacific/7pm mt/8pm ct/9pm et/2am gmt next is Tony the Misfit with his Freak Show featuring the best in Rock, Alternative, & Metal Music starting at 9pm pacific/10pm mt/11pm ct/Midnight et/5am gmt   Tune in to The Glow Radio on iTunes; you can find us under Classic Rock in The Radio Directory & on Microsoft's Media Player's Internet Radio Classic Rock Section or you can go to our website at: _________________
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Money Troubles
Why is it that when i finally get my money problems strait it starts all over again?! This is why I hate my life! Am I too nice for my own good? Because when iI try to help others I end up hurting myself. It's always gotta be like that doesn't it?! Just let me recevie a million dollars for no reason that the government can't tax me for, I would pay off all my bills, pay my rent atleast 2 months in advance and get myself a car that works. If only dreams could come true. Don't work for the RAT! If u know me u know what I mean. Smileing fine, making kids happy great, but when the management u r under r a bunch of fake asshole things get really bad. I just want to go to work do my job and come home not deal with these fake people.
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A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: With all Sincerety thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, DC., and those thieves & low down assholes deducted $95.00 in taxes.
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Money & Financial Blogs
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Money For Christmas
OK I did this as a mumm, but I know that some people don't do mumms, so I thought I would post it here too. How much do you spend on your child for Christmas? My husband is saying that buying a Nintendo DS for $129 is too much to spend. He spent $50 on his younger sister, But for my son he says there is a $100 limit and just wants to get him clothes. Dylan is only 11, he doesn't want clothes, he wants games and stuff. His mom and stepdad have money to spend on their daughter why can he afford to spend $50 on her but say $100 for my son is too much!! He says that he will get toys when he goes to his dad's house and from my parents. I think it is pretty bad when my mom is planning on spending more on Christmas for my son then his stepfather is. I think it has something to do with his sister is his sister and my son is not any blood relation to him. I don't think he is looking at the situation fairly. PLEASE LEAVE ME COMMENTS ON WHAT YOU THINK!!
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Money For Nothing?
I know that the idea behind fubar is to make fu-money to do fun things in here, but when people start selling access to their pictures, I have to wonder. I can get porn on the internet for free - why should I pay you? I am as of this moment deleting any and all folks that ask for any payments for seeing their pictures and I will not try to befriend any that do ask. It's just stupid.
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Ok back in july my husband went to court to retrieve about 600 dollars from a lady that owes us. We got the court order to receive 30 dollars a month. The only thing is that we only got 20 in aug and nothing more. In november got a judgement against her but that doesn't mean I will recieve the money right away. That can take up too 20 years. I talk to the court lady myself and she told me if you know where they are living you can send questionaire out where as she has 14 days to answer them. So I went online paid 10 dollars to retrieve her address. Send the papers out on saturday and now we wait and see what happens. I will keep everybody posted. I am having a rough year. I can't wait till spring and hoping it will bring better news because right now I can't take it any more of it.
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Sadly Mone's father passed away yesterday due to a long battle with cancer. Her profile link ... *~*Mone*~* Shadow leveler*~*Fubar World Cruise*~*Laura's evil twin She won't be online much over the next few days of course so please bare with her. Please stop by her page and show her some much needed love and support at this very sad time. Please repost thanks alot ♥ MishNumber1 ♥ Michelle aka MishNumber1 xoxox (repost of original by 'MishNumber1 ♥ Owned By Sherry ~ Of FWC SUP ShadowLevelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain' on '2008-07-01 02:07:32')
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Monica's Writings
hmmm.. im dazed. his dick just slowly slid out of me. im still tied up, my hands above my head, my mouth is gagged, my feet tightly strapped together. he looks down at me, cruel eyes glittering in the lights of the city from outside our small hotel room. " you enjoyed it quite a bit huh?" i can only look at him with my green eyes filled with unshed tears. i feel torn in half. my body aches with his rough lovemaking. it all started this morning. i saw this man. dressed in a black jacket, cute cap. i couldn't take my eyes off of him. his smile was adorable. he knew he was pretty irrisistable to anyone with a set of knockers. he slowly approached me. "hi! my name is robert. i couldn't help noticing your eyes. they are amazing." i blushed and replied, " thank you.. monica. that's my name." i was a little flustered by him approaching me. i mean guys sometimes checked me out but no one had been that aggressive. something about him made me nervous. "well monica, its getting late, i have to
Monica's Blog
It's been awhile! I kno... My summer life here kinda picked up, which is totally rad. I decided to get out, meet some people -- and quit sulking. So! I haven't forgotten about you guys here, who were willing to keep me occupied when I had NOTHING to do. I'm going to start stopping by again and stuff. Jasper! I've missed you the mostest. I hope you can forgive me :P I added a few new pics. Nothing fancy.
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I found out today a friend, Monica, passed away on tuesday May 6th. They wont say what she passed of, but the chances were high that it was a Overdose and/or Suicide. I dont know what to think, or where to begin start thinking. Just tuesday or wednesday of this week i finally looked around and felt happy to be alive. I wonder what Monica felt. I should have contacted her more, asked how she was doing. I couldnt have done anything to change or stop what happened, but i maybe could have let her know she had been in my thoughts, since i had thought of her but hadnt spoken to her in almost a year. I dont know. Of course I find out as im climbing into bed and now here i sit. not really wanting to be on fubar being perved by people who cant read a status message saying ive lost a friend, but not wanting to sit alone with my thoughts. Im having trouble going to sleep. I really want to cut, Its been a few weeks since. Found out theres a service/funneral for Monica on thursday. Also
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Monica Here 12/13/08
Well the fun is about over Monica is heading out soon. I teh sads we had a blast. She ate everything in site and took shits the size of her head. We had a great time losing our money at casino and had a blast at party last night. I got fucked up (like I really needed to say that) she had me wear some come fuck me boots and this bitch has never worn heels in her life, the balls of my feet are fucking killing me today and I feel like shit. She even got my drunk ass on the dance floor. It was fun sorry no pics we suck. So think good thoughts as she will be on the icy roads soon headed back home :( P.S. She will be getting a bill for my carpet. I &hearts Monica
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Monk's Mental Mambo
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Didn't really have anything particular to say, just relaxin and trying not to remember that tomorrow is monday. Hey hope everyone has a good week and don't work too hard. Just letting ya'all know I am bored to death! Nothing good on the tube, and it's too early to start drinkin'
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some. So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to shore, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree got too stoned and then fell into the river while trying to get a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The monkey looks down and says---- "Fuuuuuuuuuuuck! Duuuude!.........How much water d
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A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past And looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few Puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get A drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over And falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to The side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a Joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the River while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, Finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says.... Fuuuuuuuuck...
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The Monkey And The Lizard
The Monkey and the Lizard A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up, and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, Come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is "dry" and is going to get a drink from the river. Once at the river, the lizard is so stoned that he leans over and falls into the water. A Crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard, and helps him to the side; then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says, "Hey!" The Monkey looks do
Monkey Stuff
Ok, for those of you who don't know, I just got back from a long weekend with my monkeys, Banana Rama in KC. The following statements were all made by monkeys, and not one of them were meant in the sexual way they sound. Don't point that at me, it might go off! Ever see a mussel farm? Every day in the mirror baby *flexing* If mine were any shorter I couldn't get it around my head. Our turn to get the whip in the morning. I don't have anything hard. Can I plead the 5th on that? No, but you can drink the 5th to it. Well if it was up my @** I'd know where it was. The virgin saves the day. You dirty dog! You better quit calling me that, you have to sleep with me tonight. Poker in the front, Poker in the rear. You gotta stick the tail between the bags. It always gets stuck on the bottom. To all you virgins our there......Thanks for nothing! I don't have anything to offer to drink *hiccup* ...but I can attest to how good it was.
Monkey Story
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? holster 2. Your significant other? um... 3. Your hair? Sexy 4. Your mother? Deceased 5. Your father? Deceased 6. Your favorite thing? redheads 7. Your dream last night? cheetos 8. Your favorite drink? pepsi 9. Your dream/goal? bliss 10. The room you're in?office 11. Music? yes 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? happy 14. Where were you last night? gaming 15. What you're not? fake 16. Muffins? delish 17. One of your wish list items? security 18. Where you grew up? here 19. The last thing you did? laugh 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? history 22. Your pets? Spoiled 23. Your computer? sluggish 24. Your life? crazy 25. Your mood? s
So i was mulling something over at "work" the other day with a couple people and I have decided that there is something missing from our military. Monkeys With Knives It would be great on so many levels. In the first place, it would be cheap. Feeding, arming and training monkeys would be alot less expensive than feeding arming and training humans. Most humans are as smart as monkeys anyway. And its in tune with the military's work to unman the front lines. But best of all, it would piss PETA the fuck off and thats always a nice bonus. You take a bunch of spider monkeys and give them a couple knives. Train them to be psycotic, and for an extra psycological warfare bonus, give them a little clown hat and a little tingly sivler bell on their tails. Fly them over the warzone, and kick them the fuck out of the plane. No need for parachutes because they are monkeys. They can grab a branch or something on the way down and be fine. Then they kill everything. The bonus i
The Monkey
The Monkey is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the Monkey is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. People born under this influence have an innately low boredom threshold. Inquisitive in the extreme and forever believing that the grass is greener elsewhere, they need to find continual stimulation to keep themselves interested and amused. However, often Monkeys are too clever for their own good and can be mettlesome, opportunistic, and unscrupulous to the point of being tricky and manipulative. This is because Monkey types possess acute psychological perspicacity which enables them to read people like books. In particular, women under the Monkey influence can play rather subtle games with members of the opposite sex. And although Monkeys give the impression of getting on fabulously with everybody, this great rapport is often nothing but a ruse -- Monkeys are in fact egotistical and selfish. They tend to be lazy, concentrating
hello everyone, i'm a chinese boy in universty i like to make friends with people all over the world... i like to chat with you to practice my english.and i'd like to talk about with you something about china an American.... my msn
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Monk-e Things
That's what you get tryin' to muscle me That's what you get tryin' to hustle me 'Cuz I'm not afraid, I'm a player, I don't get played Come runnin' that game and you might get sprayed That's what you get tryin' to hustle me Yeah, I been through a lot, but you don't know that I can lose everything and bounce right back From the punks and the thugs, to the rats and the snakes From the shady ass girls, to the frauds and the fakes Cross me and you're gonna suffer three-fold You'll be diggin' ditches til you're frickin' fifty years old I tried to be cool, tried to cut you in But you pull that crap so you lose, I win Do Do, Do Do, Do Do So what does it all mean? That's what you get tryin' to muscle me That's what you get tryin' to hustle me 'Cuz I'm not afraid, I'm a player, I don't get played Come runnin' that game and you might get sprayed That's what you get tryin' to hustle me Do Do, Do Do And I can't understand why you still wanna race Everything you try t
Monkey's Brain
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Monk Or Gay
The Monkey
hmmm. i haven't been on here in a while. i suppose ill just say that tech n9ne is fucking amazing and everyone should check out the new shit. oh and i am soooo glad tomorow is my day off! fucking siiiickkkk yo. yuhhhh. not really sure what i want to say yet, just had a long dayyy. and need to get some stuff off my chest i miss you more than you will ever know. im sick of being second guessed by you, i bust my ass and i get your shit for it. i need a new fucking job cant wait to move back to college you are my best friend at this moment in time, im glad i finally have someone around that is there for me, and i can be there for in return.. you get where im coming from. the last few days have been amazing, i just wish you could say the same.. when i see you bumming around it rips my heart out because i cant fix it.. youre going to perform this week, i saw that.. really wish you had done that with me and not him.. you are making a huge mistake and i wish i could tell
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Got this email a little bit ago. Share if you agree with what it says: Warren Buffet is asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise. In three days, most people in The United States of America will have the message. This is one idea that really should be passed around. _*Congressional Reform Act of 2011*_ 1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman/woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they're out of office. 2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose. 3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do. 4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congress
Monkey Speaks His Mind
As has been stated in previous blogs, I have a variety of issues that I think should be discussed. Now this is just my opinion, so if you are offended by my thoughts, close this page now, and move along.  We have spent countless tax payer dollars trying to come up with a solution for the Illegal Alien problem we seem to have. Yes, I spent some time in Texas a few years ago working on "the wall" Yes, they payed the military to go down there and start building that, and to run a few apprehension missions. I am not complaining about the paycheck, thanks. I think I have a solution. It would not only benefit this country and save millions, but it would eliminate multiple deployments of our soldiers in to hazardous countries.  Here is the solution: If you wish to live in my country, then you must demonstrate the willingness to do whatever it takes to be apart of my country. I want illegal aliens to learn and understand what it takes to defend my country. I refer to this as my country becau
Some where there a torn heart that beats in pain and heartache for it never felt true love It cries out in pain and wanting to die for it may never know true love If it does ever feel love it just my broke and finish dying at lost.
Monogamy???? Blah!!!!
Hey Mister backstabbin' son of a bitch you're livin' in a world that'll soon be dyin' and I know everybody knows you try to be like me but even at your best as a man you couldn't equal half of me. I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways and now that it's here I see it all so clearly I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy. You, your another shit talkin' punk to me. You're a living inspiration for what i never wanna be, and I see you've been blinded by what you believe And now back up and sit down, shut up and act like you need to be. I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways and now that it's here I see it all so clearly, I've come face to face with the enemy, the enemy. come to me, come to me the enemy come to me, come to me So predicting you're the reason why i lie simple decision took me too much time to fly Oh, checkmate! I am realizing that everybody's lost their simple ways and now that it's here I see it
Monogram Of My Heart
I feel like Bill Murry in Groundhog Day.....
ok so the website for mcdonalds monopoly game screwed me up today, it does not take O's in its code thing and had me thinking my keyboard was screwed up. it was not until I switched keyboards and tried the keyboard I did have on this computer on another computer that I discovered that it was not my keyboard but their website, they should put a disclaimer on their website that your O's will not work
Evolutionary Psychology sex Human sperm is of a low quality - relative to many animals, including primates, a low proportion of the sperm is viable - and this encourages pair bonded sexual partnerships to the detriment of any arrangement of irregular and infrequent coitus, particularly harem-like arrangements and surreptitious affairs. Women's visual and olfactory sexual preference is biased toward desirable partners during the period of fertility and toward less desirable ones the rest of the time. This is likely an adaptation running counter to monogamy, which tends to maintain the procreative availability of desirable partners and the pacification and utilitarian engagement (household protection and production) of undesirable ones. Underscoring this adaptation, incidence of orgasm in females is predominantly dictated by the perceived sexual (hereditary) desirability of the male, and household partnership or emotional involvement is not a predictor. This is significant because the
This is my first blog not even sure if this is what a blog is.But just want to share my thoughts.I was smokin a blunt one day of some bomb kush and watching the nature channel the were talking about animals that mate for I'm sitting there stoned out of my mind and i wondered if the male animal of the spiecies that mate for life well i wonder if he tell his bytch that he's going to get some food and then goes out and fucks another bytch?ok if he doesn't thats cool he was made to truely be monogamos.So if thats the case when us as human cheat does this prove that we are not truely ment to be monogamous?Thats why i truely bleave if you find the perfect partner that the swinger lifestyle is perfect, because in my eyes sex and love are to different things.Yes of coarse you love ur girl or wife but the act of sex is physical.i could seperate loving someone and watchin them gettting thier brains fucked out .why not if you truely love someone wouldn't you want them to be happy and lif
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A Monster Created
A Monster Created The open mind is a dangerous playground for obscene thoughts to prey. Innocence lost to an open mind. I explore all realms of self-discovery, only to find the monster lying beneath was not predator but prey. A victim of a mind, of sorts, urged by my own self to fail, fall short, and ultimately self-destruct. Imagine being out of control and feeling completely content, on a road to nowhere; crashing hard into a concrete wall, just before falling to your demise. The pain is great. There are parts of you that you cannot save, but you salvage what is left and rebuild. In pieces, broken and strewn, you pick up whats left and carry on. Your mind is shattered. Your vision lost. Emotions run at a trickle. Lightning strikes and you are recreated: a monster, a second chance given to you as a last resort. Now, all you need to do is prove you are not the same
The Monster Within...
Monster Trucks May 26, 2007 Sudbury
Well as some of yous know for easter my oldest got two tickets to the monster truck spectacular from the easter bunny. Tristen & I went together. All day Sunday he asked me when are we going can we go now. He even watched his monster truck dvd that I got off of Q92.We left early in the day to go eat and make sure we got there before the lines where out the door. We where at the gift shop place and I was so upset at the prices talk about out of this world prices. They did have on floor passes for $10.00 each so we could go up and see the trucks up close and he could met the drives where they would all sign his dvd. We have taken a lot of pictures I am going to get some 8X10 and put them up in his room. He had a great time. All he could say was monster trucks I think the kids was in shock. We watched the show it started at 7pm and ended at 9:10pm. We also got our on the floor passes signed. Tristen had a great time to sum it up. I will for sure be bring him back next year to see them. We
Monster Mash
Monster's Ramblings
Ha ha!!! Gotcha!!!!! This is a brief description of myself......I'm 5'5" inches tall, I have brown eyes, black hair past my shoulders. I have curves where they are suppose to be and...........I'm Africian-american. Don't know if that matters to anyone but I figure I'd let you know. Anyway, I just wanted to put that out there since I don't have pics of myself posted. I might sooner or later, I just hate taking them. I always seem to end up looking funny. I'm here to meet people and make a few friends, if that's even possible on the internet, lol. I don't want someone to talk dirty to me, just talk to me. I'm a nice person with a pretty good sense of humor but it's not a good thing to piss me off either. I do have a bad temper and can get kinda scary........heh heh. So, if you feel you want to be my friend, drop me a line or two or three or.......whatever. I welcome comments and no I'm not into getting points. Just want someone to talk to. Hope I get to make some new frie
Monster Jam Tickets "free"
hey all you local friends. if you would like monster jam tickets let me know. "limited number of tickets available" the show is feb. 2nd it starts at 5:30 and the party in the pits start at or around 2:00. just message me with how many and a phone number that i can call to let you know where i will be so you can get the tickets from me. and depending on what time you get there and what time the drivers get there i know all of them and can get you by them to meet them and get pictures. dave
FILL IT OUT: What would u do if I: » I committed suicide: » I said I liked you: » I kissed you: » I lived next door to you: » I started smoking: » I stole something: » I was hospitalized: » I ran away from home: » I got into a fight and you weren't there: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: » Personality: » Eyes: » Face: » Hair: » Clothes: » Mannerisms: [1] Who are you?(Name, Age, City Or State Or Both) [2] Are we friends? [3] When and how did we meet? [4] How have I affected you? [5] What do you think of me? [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? [7] Got A Cell? [8] If Yes Whats Your Number?(Dont Need To Give) [9] Do You Live Alone? (If So You Can Use Your House Number If Wanted) [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? [8] Do you love me? [9] Have I ever hurt you? [10] Would you hug me? [11] Would you kiss me? [12] Would you fuck me? [13] Are we close? [14] Emotionally, what stands out? [15] Do you wish I was cooler? [16] On a
Monster Jam
On Janurary 26th,2008 I went to the Monster Jam in Indianapolis, Indiana. My family, my best friend, my boyfriend, and I all went. It was the last thing to happen in the RCA Dome before it got tore down. It was a blast. It was the first time I have ever been to a Monster Jam. It was awesome!! I am wanting to go next year but I am hoping to get VIP tickets.
The Monster Inside Us All
The monster inside us all Current mood: confident Category: Life 'The Monster inside us all. ' I found that I personally carry demons inside. Demons that will gladly destroy lives if threatened. Yes, we all carry these monsters inside. In my attempts to protect myself I was blind to the harm of the innocent. By the time I discovered this was just about to late. But, my conscious soon caught up with me. In my attempts to make things right, I made a new friend. I scraped the article and decided not to pursue any further into the investigations. I still am leery and watch my back. That unfortunately is an human instinct of survival. In a world of self preservation that is just one thing we all do to survive the onslaught of controversy and discord. In everything dark and disturbing, I found beauty and grace when I wasn't expecting too. To me that is a quality we all should carry when we find what is not like us. In difference there is beauty. In darkness there is li
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Monster's Playground
The Monster
Last night I finally came face to face with the monster who has been tormenting my head, thoughts and dreams for oh so many months. The dream began like all the rest. As my eyes open to pure unpenetrable darkness, the smell of dampness fills my lungs and an unearthly chuckle fills my ears raising the hairs on my neck. I realize I am curled in the fetal position on the cold, damp earth. Unable to see anything I begin to panic. My pulse races and my heartbeat pounds in my ears like drums. Out of the darkness, something catches my eye. I strain against a sea of blackness to see a shape slowly approaching. I freeze in place, thinking if I am perfectly still it won't see me. A split second later I feel a hot breath on my neck and an evil hissing in my ear "You'll never be good enough. You'll never see happiness" I stop breathing all together and slowly turn to face the thing tormenting me. I gasped as I am face to face with a dark haired, evil eyed girl who was inches from my face.
Monster Time
MySpace is the reason I make fun of people What is below is some of the conversations I have had to deal with since I put this page up, the real screen names are edited WARNING ADULT LANGUAGE BELOW UNEDITED.. BigBuffGuy: I think your hot Me: So do I BigBuffGuy: you think im hot too???? Me: no i think your confused with my orientation, i think im hot BigBuffGuy: your not that hot asshole Me: really? my mom says im super hot and all the women love me she will be thrilled that men do to. BigBuffGuy: eat shit bye Me: I will miss you ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SuperVixen: Why wont you add me as a freind sexy? Me: because your myspace is a sex site link SuperVixen: Oh thats just for work silly I want to get to know you Me: really wow well here comes my credit card numbers and my PIN and please charge me an ungodly amount because im just that dumb. SuperVixen: Your really rude and you probably
When we're little we're told that there are no monsters to be afraid of. However that's not the case monsters are very real, but they don't look like how we thought they would when we were little, no they wear masks to hide what they are. You see the scariest thing about them is we walk by them everday they could be our neighbor, our best friend, or even our family you just never know until it's to late.They act normally,they talk just like we do,but they are nothing like us they do things which i won't go into detail about but these things to them are perfectly ok, but to the rest of us it's just sick and wrong, monstrous. If it were up to me I would hunt all these monsters down and I the things I'd do would make them beg me for death just so they wouldn't have to feel the pain anymore. But hey thats just my own opinion.
The secret side of me, I never let you see I keep it caged but I can't control it So stay away from me, the beast is ugly I feel the rage and I just can't hold it   It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls It comes awake and I can't control it Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?   I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun I must confess that I feel like a monster   I, I feel like a monster I, I feel like a monster   My secret side I keep hid under lock and key I keep it caged but I can't control it 'Cause if I let him out he'll tear me up, break me down Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?   I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin I must confess that I feel like a monster I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun I must confess that
Monster Man Gang @the Sunset Strip
Peace will never tame the hatred in me. I'm to restricted. seperated from your society. I'm a new breed of species. A curse to lift that speak my name. I'm different twisted. My mind is not the same. For those who deny the truth will seek and try to find it. You my friend are blind to the truth for you are simple minded. My ways are called abnormal. They treat me as if forsaken  But also feel the wrath just like when my heart was taken. And if these words fail to reach the limited few. You won't know but when I strike you'd wish that you would've knew.. This beast is on the loose. If you treasure life then destroy Words is to realistic for you to simply ignore it. I 've given a fair warning. Now beware because I'm cut a loose. A new terror walks the earth. And now its all up to you. If all hope should fail. Then you should sit and ponder. Your fate has been decided by one dangerous monster
Monster         I wish somtimes that I had your eyes, So I can see what kind of monster I am. And your ears to hear my distorted words. growling snarling bitching and smiling his toothless grin. Your nose to smell the BS that a MONSTER spews out his mouth. Your sence of touch to see what a monster fels like, and how it makes your skin crawl. But this monster is like a child......Can't stand up for it's self. Don't show any emotion. Heartless Lifless Uncaring Usless A monster that needs a push to move, Cause he can't move himself.
Monsters Down Below
By Lillith Black (with Lexa Vonn)Boston MA The House Of Blues 1-26-13Thankfully, this Greyhound ride was relatively uneventful and short, but just long enough for me to catch a little bit of sleep. The cold however, was doing a number on my hands. Even with gloves and Hot Hands, they were starting to peel, ache, and my cuticles were splitting at the seams. Midway to Boston, I finally got my iPod charger to function long enough to be reminded that my couch surfing host wouldn't be home till after 5:30pm. Due to GH scheduling constraints, my bus wouldn't even be getting into Boston until 11:30/12:00pm, leaving me with almost no time to get ready. Thankfully, by now I am quite well versed in doing make-up on the fly with nothing but a compact and my make-up case. After investigating the loo situation at Southside Terminal, I concluded with the idea that it was going to be too busy to bother with. Having to think quickly, I raced past the ATM, down the escalators, and attempted to hurry th
8 Months!
I'm just trying to be a father Raise a daughter and a son Be a lover to their mother Everything to everyone Up and at 'em, bright and early I'm all business in my suit Yeah, I'm dressed up for success From my head down to my boots I don't do it for the money There's bills that I can't pay I don't do it for the glory I just do it anyway Providing for our future's my responsibility Yeah I'm real good under pressure Being all that I can be And I can't call in sick on Mondays when the weekends been too strong I just work straight through the holidays And sometimes all night long. You can bet that I stand ready when the wolf growls at the door Hey, I'm solid, hey I'm steady, hey, I'm true down to the core And I will always do my duty no matter what the price I've counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice Oh, and I don't want to die for you but if dyin's asked of me I'll bear that cross with honor 'cause freedom don't come free I'm an American soldier, an A
Montana Barbie's
Whiteish Barbie: This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with a Mercedes 4WD SUV, a Prada handbag and matching Nike Yoga ensemble. She has a masters degree and double-majored, but has the luxury of being a stay-at-home mom with Ken's generous salary. Comes with Percocet prescription and Botox. Starbucks mug and traffic-jamming Blackberry internet/cell phone device sold separately. Husband Ken is into fishing, golfing, baseball and is often "working late." Available at all Seattle-area Starbucks retailers. Bozeman Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Nordstrom. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, your choice of a BMW convertible or Hummer H2 and a long-haired foreign lapdog named "Honey." Also available is her cookie-cutter development dream house. Available with or without tummy tuck, facelift, and breast augmentation. Workaholic, cheating husband, Ken, comes with a Porsche. Butte Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun
4 Months Tomarrow
Heh tomarrow is mine and Blayne's 4 month anniversary =) I love this boy. Im so lucky to have him. Its amazing how my day can be totally shitty and then I talk to him and he can turn it around to be a great day. funny how things work anyways just wanted to say I love you baby
6 Months Ago Today....
I was so deeply touched by this that I had to share it..... ************************************************** OK NANA! I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR YOU FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS NOW! I LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU WILL EVER KNOW!! HOPE YOU LIKE IT! You're one-of-a-kind An inspiration to my life The one I turn to When things get too hard You give me hope And the strength to live on When I lose my faith And I give up on my life You've better helped me In my journey towards God Reassuring me that he is, in fact, Always watching over me I may currently like you A little more than I should But it was your wonderful friendship That has lead this to occur I have never known a friend To care as much as I know you do With so much insight It has left a permanent mark On my heart and soul I love you more With every passing day And I cherish every single moment I get to spend with you I seriously don't know Where I would be at this time If not for your love and care Th
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Month Of Hell
it doesn't matter how many cloths you wear, how many times you say it isn't so how many loves come and go its still cold when you wake up alone even in the deepest parts of hell where i keep my soul the tears that flow put out the fires and keep in the cold and the lonely wind that blows freezes the skin to the bone ice is the only thing these veins know as the days come to a close and when you left comes again it just seems more like my lifes a show no emotions remain no smile on my face it gets harder everyday, but never would i want to change place your in the heaven were angels should be and im in the hell where you left me the only joy knowing you feel no pain so untill these chains break, i'll suffer because of you i'll suffer instead of you i'll suffer because i love you 11 months of the year im good, but when shit hits the fan for me, it's over. all this month nothing but bad news. my fieoncee was killed this month and our daughter. i get in a
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6 Months Later
6 months after getting the new kitchen which entailed a new oven I'm still going to the manual just to figure out how to use the grill. I don't think I'm really fully utilizing this appliance =D
1 Month Vic Contest !!!!
Months Blast
8 Months And Three Days- My Book Teaser~
Please take note this is a book teaser (preview) and was started about 2 years ago ;) _______________________________________________ Eight Months And Three Days A self exploration into the meaning of love. Written by Mel C Anderson ©2005-07 (A Book Preview) _________________________________________ Intro There’s nothing in love that equals passion. It’s true I find there is no similarity. Passion… I crave it, I feed on it, I love walking into a room and finding one person with or without a name I will ever remember and just knowing for a few small hours there can be no other person in the world other than our two souls entwined in heated passion. It’s true that so often people have love, they have great phenomenal beautiful love. Two hearts can find beauty and peace in one common interest and bond and from that they can be only with that other person for the sake of dreams or future ideas. But is that truly enough? What happens when ther
6 Month Annivesary
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2 Months Away From Being A Mother Again
7-month-old Was Killed 'execution-style'
this is very disturbing..what kind of monster does this? Sacramento Investigators Say 7-Month-Old Was Killed 'Execution-Style' Just after killing a 21-year-old father during a suspected home-invasion robbery on Friday, two suspects fired a bullet into the head of the man's 7-month-old son, who was seated in a car seat, according to police. Investigators initially reported that the father, Sean Paul Aquitania, was killed after an attempted robbery, and his infant son, Sean Paul Aquitania Jr, was accidentally caught in the crossfire. But police said a more thorough investigation this weekend determined that the son was killed execution-style in the car seat of his dad's Chevrolet Malibu. Authorities are still searching for the gunmen in that case.
3-month Vip Contest / Giveaway
1st place winner confirmed!30 DAY BLAST CONGRATS TO VANITY CHARM Current rating: 10.08 (26) Uploaded: October 07 2007 Comments: 30005 Vanity Charm{Pitbulls}*F.A.R.*DSC*@ fubar ALSO THE HOST OF THE CONTEST WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE FOR ENTERING HIS CONTEST ! ®Øó™@ fubar WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR ONE AND ONLY $DJ BABY BOY$ ~DJ FOR THE GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY & BOMBSQUAD~{ DIRTY SOUTH CREW}@ fubar a new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures**:P Thanx, Roo
3 Month Vip Contest/giveaway
a new contest is in place. Here are the rules: Im going to need 14 contestants who submit their photos via private message for me to post. The first picture to get to 30,000 comments wins. The winner will receive a 3-month VIP upon reaching the 30,000 comments. Second place will receive a 1-month VIP Third place will receive a 3-day blast. All other contestants, gifts. Contest will last one week. Ill give you a status update on when this will be (of course after receiving all 14 contestants) **No NSFW pictures** FYI: For those that already have a VIP can change the 1st place to a 1-month blast instead of a 3-month VIP. Update: 11 contestants already. Still need 3 more people. As a heads up, after receiving all 14 contestants, ill give a half hour warning to provide time for bulletins and mass messages to your friends. Wanna make it fair. Roo's link ... ®Øó™@ fubar Thanx, Roo
3 Month Vip/30 Day Blast
Repost for me please...It is a sticky bulletin right now... PeggySue*treehugger*@ fubar Peggy Sue is having a Halloween Ho-Down…If you are a Fu-Ho and you are down, then you can enter. You pick the pic contest but it cannot be a NSFW pic. Halloween oriented pics are ok but not required. I will start the contest once I have 20 entrants. Don’t enter unless you have friends and ppl to back you and bomb you. If you don’t have 200 comments by the second day you will be deleted. If you don’t have 500 comments by the third day you will be deleted. Inactive bombers will be deleted. LOOKING FOR 20 CONTESTANTS. WILL BEGIN: OCTOBER 17th @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) ENDING: NOVEMBER 1 @ 7:00pm Central (8-EST) PRIZES 1ST PLACE: 3 MONTH VIP OR 30 DAY BLAST 2ND PLACE: 7 DAY BLAST And BIG PIMP GIFT 3RD PLACE: 1 DAY BLAST And
Montana was the first State I moved to when I graduated from H.S. and journeyed out to this huge but yet small world. The drive alone was horriffic and soooooooooooo lonnng. I thought we would never get there. North Dakota has absolutely nothing, except for when you pass Bismark and if you look closly enough on the left hand side up on top a hill you can see a PLASTIC COW just standing there. It is quite humerous. I'll be posting my "pics" later. on this adventure. I lived on the border of North Dakota and Montana in the area known as the "badlands". ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING THERE EITHER. Except you can see "wild buffalo and horses" in the hills known as "Roosevelt Canyon" Which is very cool. The area is soooooooo clean and beautiful. They call it "Big Sky" for a reason you can see for long time ahead. The air is consistently Fresh. The people are so down home I felt welcomed right away. Of course it helps already growing up in Country Life style. The MEN ARE MEN AND WOMEN RULE! lol. I left
The car pulled out onto the lonely stretch of I-54. The government had abandoned that slab of road along time ago. Now only desperate people and truckers used that route. There had been seven murders in the last two weeks on that road alone. Marek peered out through the windshield. "This will cut our time in half baby. I promise, we're safe." The Buick Century proceeded down the offramp and onto the road. Not a single soul was around. Marek and Laura had been traveling for days. They secretly hoped to elope in Vegas where Laura's mom couldn't reach them. She being all but 18 and Marek a rebellious 24 year old. The two of them knew it was love, but Laura's mom felt differently. The car proceeded without a hitch for about twenty minutes. The radio was playing a lonesome Hank Williams song and the hum of the tires against the road and lolled both into a comfortable haze. "Just think, a few more hours, and we will be Mr. and Mrs. Marek Tobins. No one can touch us t
6 Months Of Frustration
I should turn the blade from me to you. punish you for all the things you do. twist the knife and watch you lose your mind. this is your dead end and i feel fine. I am still wandering In front of you here I am still waiting For you to appear Pre Chorus I need someone to see me standing here I need someone to save me from my fear Doesn't matter to me Doesn't matter to you anyhow No one can see me standing here No one can save me from my fear Doesn't matter to me Doesn't matter to you anyhow I'm still waiting for you to NOTICE ME NOW NOTICE ME NOW Weak and powerless thats who I am I can not stay here And I understand there is another sky ever serene and fair and there is my sky though it be darkness here never mind my faded forests never mind my silent fields there there be a little forest whose lear is ever green here there be a dismal garden there frost has never been i hold fading flowers there i hear the bright bee hum i
1 Month V.i.p Give Away
Hello everyone I just wanted to ask all of my friends if they wouldn't mind helping me out. I am in a give away and I am trying to get a 1 month V.I.P. I need to get 14,500 comments. Now I know its alot but if you think about it I have helped most of you out. If you do help me out I will make you a pic of something. Well here is the link to the pic if you have the heart to help me out>>>>> Brought to you by ~*Demented Kitty*~@ fubar
79 Monte Carlo
If you have a Monte Carlo and want to show it off send me some pics. I do custom paint work and would love to see some cools shit and send info on it as well so i know this isnt just some pic of someone elses car. Stop in my pics and take a look at my 79 Monte. Rock ON
1 Month Vip Or 7 Day Blast
Hi All These friends need your help they have entered a giveway for a 1 Month VIP or 7 Day Blast. They each need 10,000 comments to get the gift. No time limit, all I ask is that you Fan, Add & Rate me as do the friends who leave you comments. BOMBING YOURSELF ALSO HELPS 'Pen!sFlyTrap [Shadow Levelers]' Karen aka '~{Owner of The Helping Hands Club ~ Karen878806 R/F/A/Bling Me ~ Shadow Levelers ~}'' Jessica aka 'cherokee_babe1988 R/F/A me~~ ClubMystic' Zachary Jackson II aka 'BigDaddyZach2004(Wolves of Wiccan Society)'
Montanos Blog
To Woman in relationships: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls >OR TEXTS< you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and sa
1 Month Vip
Month 3 Already?!
5 Months Old!
Monthly Birthday Pimpout
Go To This Link And Comment With Your B-Day Some of sarge's bad girls are having a birthday JANUARY 1ST Blue Eyed Brat *SBG*BBW*Owned By Tulsa's Angel@ fubar JANUARY 6TH S3XYCRICKET MEMBER OF THE SARGES BAD GIRLS & MEMBER OF*FU-Bombers*& RATING REVOLUTION@ fubar JANUARY 11TH *JuicyFruit69(Bi)*Sarge's Bad Girl**@ fubar JANUARY 12TH BiBabyGirl...DON'T LIKE BIGGER GIRLS GET THE F... OFF MY PAGE!@ fubar JANUARY 29TH ~Mistress Momma Meagan~R/L & Fu-Wifey of DJ Munchies~Owner of MMM's Pets~SBG~@ fubar show them lots of birthday love! Rate Fan Add Bling Crush them. While your here check out the sarge's bad girls were the best and baddest on fubar!!
3 Month Vip Contest
3 Month Vip Contest/with A Blast
Monthly Winners
Ice man~ The Independent Family-- Chev's Assistant. GREAT JOB ICEMAN. CONGRATULATIONS
3 Month Vip Help
any help is appreciated to help me get a 3 month vip the love is always returned... heres the link
3 Month Vip And A Blast
30 comments from each of my friends Please help me get a 3 month VIP and a blast I need 40,000 comments I will pay 5000 fubucks for every 100 comments till I reach 40,000 just number your comments then private message me All help is appreciated *hugz*
6 Month Vip Contest
Montana Girls!
Think YOUR girls have got it going on? So-Cal, Miami, New York? You think Montana Girls are nothing but corn fed Hillbilly Women? Well, let's take a look at the facts. You may not agree with any of these, but that's OK. If we really cared what you thought we'd act like the twigs you all worship. CITY GIRLS: Require chocolate, roses, dinner at a top notch restaurant and a night at the theater for it to be an acceptable first date. MONTANA GIRLS: Require nothing out of the ordinary. Seriously. Take us paint balling with a group of friends for a first date if its warm. Or take us mudding. We also like sledding with your little siblings in the winter. Or! If the time of year is right! Take us gopher hunting! Just don't cry when we kill more than you. CITY GIRLS: Have a set vision of what they ideal mate is going to look like. His hair is going to be 'dreamy'... his clothes 'designer'... his skin 'flawless'... his smile 'megawatt'... if he's a bit of an ass that's fine, he's hot an
1 Month Today
One month ago today , I lost you to the angels and you went away, I still cry and love you dear, I can't believe any of this is real, The memories I have are all great, But none of them will ever replace, That loving hug and the smile on your face, I love you Mom, your in a better place........
A Month Today
Today makes A Month that I lost my Dad. Everyone says its gets easier. When will it get easy? To me its harder. I miss him so. It still hurts so bad. I know he is in a better place. But, I still want him here with me. He was still so young only 66 years old. I Love you Dad and miss you really bad. Love always, your baby girl.. HUGS Always & Forever
Mon Tit Monde
Monthly Prizes Info
~November WINNER~ Ok the moment you have all been waiting for our monthly winner of a $20 bling pack for the ~Devils Advocates Bombing And Leveling Crew~is: beckyjean martins fubar wife also a member of devils advocates leveling&bombing crew..aka (beep)@ fubar Congrats To her please go show her mad love and congratulate her. Great Job Beckyjean and good luck to you all next month. Ok To let everyone know each month we will have a prize for our best bomber and for our best level helper. The Prizes you will have your choice each month: *$20 bling pack *7-day blast *1-month V.I.P. During the month we will be giving small prizes when you least expect it for any reason. Show your family your hard work and dedication and you will be rewarded. thank you all Thank you Angel Eyes, MsBratt, BassTracker ~October WINNER~ Ok th
2 Months To Go.
They’ve already illegally made attacks into Syria and Pakistan, where ‘we’ accomplished killing more innocents than any real ‘tagets-of-interest.’ They, (the sneering corporatists of the Bush administration,) have already ‘pulled-the-plug’ on their desperate last minute attempts to push through any-and-all corporatist friendly deregulations, no matter who they hurt, nor how badly it will damage the environment even more than they have so far in their criminal short-term-greed profiteering, that no one sane even attempts to deny any more. They have two more months of ‘power’ left to them. If you don't think these sneering criminals, (that have openly displayed their contempt of your ‘allowing’ of their destructive theft over the last eight years,) will not grab for every single profiteering penny you will ‘allow’ them - Then you still live within a dangerous denial. Also, elements of their corruption have retained at least their filibuster power in this election, and if you thin
Monty Rocks Music News
Hi All: My music will be played on the famed LA Talk Radio this Tuesday, January 27th! On "Troy’s Room" with Troy Spiropoulos Where to listen: Time: 5 PM - PST (Pacific Standard Time) 6 PM - MST (Mountain Standard Time) 7 PM - CST (Central Standard Time) 8 PM - EST (Eastern Standard Time) Email Troy to say hi and request my music: Thanks for the support! MONTY ROCKS PS 5 Song "Advanced Release" EP of "Rock Stars Don't Eat Cookies" is available here: FREE SONG DOWNLOAD: Download "America Rocks" for FREE! MONTY ROCKS on MySpace: MONTY ROCKS Song Licensing for Films and TV:
Monte Junkie Xl
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm  count as part of his physical exam   The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the   doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean  and empty as on the previous day.   The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well Doc, it's like this - first I tried with my  right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but  still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with  her right hand, then with her left- still nothing.  She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then  with her teeth out- still nothing.  We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried  too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even  tried squeezing it between her knees, but still  nothing.'  The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'  The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get th
Montebello High School
here's an email my wife got at work that pist me off....... I guess they already finished their  English homework!!!  Montebello High School in   California   You will not see this heart-stopping photo on the  front page of the NY  Times, nor on the  lead story of the major news networks. The protestors at Montebello High School  took the American  flag off the school's flag pole and  hung it upside down while putting up the Mexican flag over it.   (*See pictures below*)         I predict this stunt will be  the nail in the coffin of  any guest-worker/a
6 Monthz Pregnant
A Month Later..
Monteleone Hotel
Monteleone Hotel HAUNTED PLACE: Hotel Monteleone ADDRESS: 214 Royal Street (Rue Royale), New Orleans, Louisiana 70130. Web-Site: LOCATION: The Magnificent Hotel Monteleone can be found in the heart of the French Quarter, close to the corner of Royal and Iberville, not far from Bourbon Street.   DESCRIPTION: This beautiful, 15 storied, Beaux-Arts-style boutique Hotel has been family-owned for over 100 years, and offers 600 deluxe sleeping rooms, which includes 55 suites. Popular in the hot summertime, is the swimming pool on the 15th floor. Hotel also has a luxurious Spa Aria, a "state of the art" fitness center and in-house restaurants. There is a lounge, and a unique carousel piano bar that rotates around.  There is live New Orleans Jazz music in the bar most nights. It's location is just a short walk from Bourbon St. and other places of entertainemnt. The inside lobby is truly beautiful, with 12 foot ceilings, Beaux-arts decor, antiques and beautiful floors and ceil
9 Months Later!!!
>     9 months later!!!> >   >     > >   >     Jack decided to go skiing with> his buddy, Bob. So >       they loaded up Jack's> >   minivan and headed north.> >   >     > >   >     > >   >     > >   >     After driving for a few hours,> they got caught in >       a terrible blizzard. So> >   they pulled into a nearby farm> and >   asked> >   >     the attractive lady who> answered the door if they >       could spend the night.> >   >     > >   >     'I realize it's> terrible weather out there and I >       have this huge house all> >   to myself, but I'm recently> widowed,' >   she> >   >     explained. 'I'm afraid> the neighbours will talk if >       I let you stay in my> >   house.'> >   >     > >   >     'Don't worry,' Jack> said. 'We'll be happy to sleep >       in the barn and if the> >   weather breaks, we'll be gone> at > first> >   >     light.' The lady agreed,> and the two men found >       their way to the barn and> >   settled in for the night.> >   >     > >   >     >
Monthly Vip Giveaway
This month's recipients...  yeah, I was feeling generous...  LOL StaycMarie AKA xKoTtOnMoUtHqUeEn420x (my current owner... go figure) and Minnie the Moocha Well, I'm considering changing this concept around a little, to something like: 1) I randomly choose someone from my friends/fans (You must be in BOTH lists)... 2) Not a current VIP 3) I shouldn't need to inform you to add me, fan me, rate me, etc...  c'mon folks... we all know the game here!! 4) a negative attitude is a downer... (wah wah, I never win anything... I don't have a chance...  I can't compete with...  etc... blah blah blah...)  it's unbecoming.  Fact is, I'm looking for friends, not fakes...  if you're truly looking for a friend, you have a chance 5)  Are you a regular in my shout box???  hmmm..... disclaimer:  I do this for the fun and frolic and to be nice...  it's cheaper than a dinner/movie date, lasts longer than flowers, and who knows...  could be a long friendship... which to me is worth spending $20.  N
Montanna 1222
Monumental Insanity!
Summarily deleted from my photo comments and blocked!! I won't humiliate the cunt by posting his name! 2006-11-06 08:46:57 I think you have some of the most beautiful breasts period.If I didn't have a fiance,I would fuck the shit out of you.I promise you no man on this board will sling dick to you like I would.Ienjoy having a women on all fours and pounding her insides.I hope my pics make you moist enough to start rubbing your clit all day.I'm in better shape since then to.This rock hard steel is for women like you who wish to get fucked properly. If a bloke spoke to me like that in the street, I'd happily put his balls through the top of his head! Numpty!! An explanation... Yes I have Yahoo, No I can't use it! You see; it went like this.... XP prompted me to download and install the new security updates, so like a good little microsoft slave I dutifully fucked up my system once again!! Bill Gates has a sick sense of humour!! It started with his lovely litt
Mony's Madness
I wish for a moment I could ease your pain...take into myself a let you live again. I wish for a moment I could change your past...right all the wrongs and let your good times last I wish for a moment you had no burdens to bear...that you could walk through this life without any cares. I can wish all I want but these things I can't do...the only thing left is to love you. With all my heart & all my soul my love i give to you This is pretty much how I feel at the moment... Underwater Vertical Horizon You and I, Are here, underwater Seconds are so dear, underwater Searching for a light, to draw me closer I hold my breath in tight, bring me closer I feel your touch, will you pull me up again? It's not so bad down here, underwater Once you get past the fear, underwater Since you through the haze, it's like a memory I've been down here for days, have you seen me? I feel your touch, will you pull me up again? It's all the same for me, underwater
The Mood I Am In
Type of Love PT 2 I want that type of love That you dominate my day I want to give you everything and hope that you will stay I can focus on my job and things that come my way Wishing that I could see you at the end of work each day Sometimes I find myself speechless, I don't know just what to say Your thoughts are my thoughts, Your dreams are my dreams We are together mentally it seems We knew it from the start, When we first met heart to heart, Mind to mind, heartbreak to heartbreak, Our tears flowed from the same river That was the wonderful start, you gave me your heart and I gave you mine, We will be together in due time then we will find out how strong we are together, how right we are for each other, but only time will tell, if we have more to pull from the well. Picture me standing outside your door Not stalking you But just wondering you Wondering how you smell, Wondering how you feel, Wondering what's inside your mind, Always
Mood Today
I usually post my writing in my blogs on another site and perhaps will do that here as well, but thought I'd also use this blog just to post on what's going on with me. Today is such a strange day. I'm in a mood, or rather, was in a mood that I do not usually experience. I believe in having confidence- in fact, it's my thing- I always lecture women on it. I'm always shocked by the number of women that have low self esteem, even well established, physically attractive older women who should know better! I do not care what you look like, what you're good at, what you weigh... everyone should have confidence. Have you ever seen a girl you might not otherwise find attractive but there is something about her that draws a crowd wherever she goes? Her secret? Confidence. There is always going to be someone better, smarter, prettier, etc. than you. You're always going to have some weakness. You have to remember that everyone has weaknesses and the trick to getting over it is bringi
Moody...need I Say More???
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The Moods Of A Woman
First, I want all to know that you all are amazing, and I love you all to death. If I don't get this back, I understand. But I have a game for you. Once you read this letter, you must send it to 15 people that you really care about, including the person that sent it to you. If you receive at least 7 back, then you are loved. Nobody knows what they have until they loose it. You never leave the person whom you love for the one you like, because that person who you like will leave you for the person whom they love. Hey you all are sweet . Merry Christmas babys. Love ya Hope you, your family's and friends have a safe and happy holiday. MERRY CHRISTMAS!! JEFF :-) XOXOXO sexy Tappers! Get yer cherry-tapped booty over to my profile and and be my fans I need fans all I got 7#fans if you caer plees be A fans if you R MY friends ILL love it - if you love the Tap too come rate me and be my fan - I'l return the favour!! sexy Tapper! Body: An angel of truth an
The Moody Blues
I have not got my credit card anymore so can't get vip back *cry* I am not very happy, my mum went to Florida for a month and I did not even get a phone call today to wish me and the kids Happy Christmas :( I bet my fucking sister got a phone call seeing as she is heavily pregnant at the moment :( Ever since my sister got pregnant my mum has been all over her and forgot about me and my kids. And before anyone says anything no I am not jelouse I just want my kids to see their nan once in a while. God sake I only live 10 mins away from my sister. Is anyone happy today? The past few days so many people have been pissed off and in a bad mood and it's really getting on my nerves :( Cheer up for god sake it's Christmas :)
Last night... The moon was in her full glory... I didn't sleep... This morning... I woke up early and took a drive... I appreciated her for looking down on me... I wonder if any of you feel this way... Feel as if the phases of the moon can effect your life... Does your mood change with the weather? How about the seasons change? "... Do you cry because it rains, or does it rain because you cry?"
Mood Ring
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Moods And Emotions
My smile is fading, and fast. I used to consider myself as someone every one could turn to when they needed, n i used to be there no matter what, but after the weeks i've had i've come to this conclusion; Why when your there for all your friends and anyone who might need your help and support come running straight to you, but when your in need of their help and support they do a runner and dont want to talk to you or ignore you. Makes me wonder, have i really got as many friends as i first thought or am as deluded as the rest of society. Im not looking for sympathy as no one will show any anyways, but i needed to write and get things off my chest so i wouldnt do anything stupid, but i guess writing this is just making things worse, but im gonna carry on, it needs to be said. Why do i feel i have failed everyone? I dont expect anyone to msg me as i dont think ppl will take time to read this, so i'll be safe in sying what i have to. My passion for life and returnin
Mood Swings
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
I joined this site over two years ago when some of my family members joined, I have made many friends on here and even thought I met someone more special than that but they were playing head and heart game....anyway, people have stopped sending nice comments and rating pics and it has really just became boring, I come here just to see who is on and then normally get if you think I should stay give me a good reason, if not I probably will be leaving but if you want to continue being my friend you can add me at some other sites or add me on yahoo messenger.....Just let me know. Sharon
Mood Killer
Mood Of The Day.... Be Warned...
Today is one of my stay out of my bubble days. I woke up pissed off and don't know why. I just have my days. Ya know I get really tired of cherrytap bullshit. We do the I post you post shit back and forth but don't really take the time to say hi how are you is everything going good in your life. I mean really would it kill some of us to spend an hour a day just seeing how the misc. people on our friends list are doing. I try to leave comments off and on for the people on my friends lists and leave the people on my family list them as often as possible. It doesn't always work when I am dealing with school and 4 kids but I try. And I always try to leave someone a comment who has left me one even if I don't take the time to leave a personal comment at the bottom. I guess yeah once again I am bitching about people and their bullshit. But last time I checked I said I wanted friends not points and to be someones friend YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO CONVERSE WITH THEM AND ASK HOW THEY ARE AND TRY TO
I have been in a strange mood for the past few days. I am not 100% sure why to be honest, but just feeling generally low. I started this month quite up beat, but that seems to have lulled right now. Everything just seems so depressing. I find that I am wanting to spend more time alone, and am talking to myself (if one person says it's the firs sign of madness!....grrr) I am feeling the need to hide myself away, so for those of you that are bothered, I wont be on for a few days. I just need to get my head together. I have never been one for opening up on here, and am normally quite a private person, but for some reason I had the urge to blog. Feeling a bit useless right now. The past few weeks I have been feeling more and more anxious. I am having trouble sleeping in the night, and during the day I feel so tired it is hard to move. It's driving me mental! I have been having quite a bit of time off in the past year as I have had constant nausea and vomitting, and my employer is mo
A Mood
Sitting here this morning thinking,,, WTF...Why the hell am I still on CT? Why am i still spending money on this place? after i was hacked on my old account...all ct told was to change my password... gee good words to tell a customer after they spent hundreds of dollars here...shakes head.... If you ever talked to know im not into the sexual/cybering stuff,,,i know im to kid around and stuff.......yet i never really got into me sex is to be real and shared w/someone you love. I took off my NSFW pics...i am a person...that likes to have fun...yet i want people to like me for me... so if you are looking for those pics.......there gone....... Now for the stalking, fakes and racist....get a fucking life! im not gonna sit and babysit my page ...go ahead write as you please,,,show us how stupid you really are... so now why am i here?????????? to say thank you to the real people... who can bring a smile to my face...who are real and true!
Today started off like any other day. Got up, got Kevin up and made breakfast. Loved it, just had a song in my heart, nothing was going to bring me down. Going to make this short I need to go to bed. I found out that my ex is filed for custody of Kevin. I am so upset. Yes I know he will not get him, but that slim, remote chance still lies there in the back of my mind. He abandoned us 9 months ago. we have not heard a word from him. and now he wants custody. yeah I guess he would, his child support is going to be out of this world. (just because of his income). If I could get by without anything from him I wouldn't ask for it. But then I get on here, and one of my friends was rude to me. Knowing that she was upset, I dropped what I was doing and called her. She was still rude to me. I know it isn't me that she is mad at. I really think I know what her problem is. It is being used by a fubarian that we have in common. She really likes him, and I love him to death he is sweet, but I t
Mood :)
...I`m nostalgic today...I miss my baby..I havent seen him for 2 weeks :(
Mood-altering Hormones In Semen Could Make Women Happier
Women who were directly exposed to their partners' semen were less depressed, researchers have found. The researchers came to the conclusion after looking at almost 300 female students who were divided into groups depending on how often their partners wore condoms. Psychologist Gordon Gallup of the State University of New York led the research team, which used a standard psychological questionnaire to assess how happy the women were. Researchers warn people should practise safe sex Gallup warned his findings should not discourage people from practising safe sex, because the risks of an unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted disease offset any possible effects on mood. On average, the researchers found women whose partners never used condoms were the happiest. Those who used condoms sometimes came in second. The least happy women were those whose partners always used or usually used condoms. Women who weren't having sex scored in between the always and usual
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Create your own Mood-Meter
today and yesterday i've been not wanting to go to bed tell late the next day today and yesterday i have been up 36 hours and only got 17 hours of sleep i know thats bad but i know ive got a sleep deprivation problem and i know for a fact or i'm sure i've got a small case of depetion cuz my brother went through it and i think he still has it and my cuzan tried to hang himself .... deep stuff i have friend that went through it too and two ither i think have it too i'm extreamly emotonal and things realy efecte me i've been a little down more laitly too i know that its not good that i'm not geting enof sleep but i cant help it some times and a few monts b4 i wasnt sleeping good it was almost 3 weeks that i wasnt sleeping good i was sleeping on and off and felt real lazy cuz of it but wait theres more to the story my dad used to work on the road when i was littler but quit cuz he was missing so much of my child hood and when i was 5 my mom and him got divorsed yes it still tares at me fro
My patience with a certain someone is getting thin on here. This person is a plain out home wrecker and to put it simple im tired of his bullshit. He needs to leave my family and wife alone before serious reprecussions and consequences come about. I dont have much in this world but I will protect my family if even it means my life. The last thing I need is trust issues with family over some asshole. All I know is this one way or the other will stop. He needs to realize my wife is married and move the fuck on oh well just bitching. I just wish this fucker would quit before I do something I may regret later.
Tell me my estranged one How the colors holding crimson change to dawn Why sky is blue sometimes & sometimes Red or Dark Why the same sky is soothing, magical, loving, beautiful, & At times dreamy, scary, Painful or black. Tell me my estranged one why everything that begins on a happy note Ends on a sad note Warming anger, than boiling temper Releasing heat, torching & scorching by mid afternoon Than cooling down gradually as evening comes Showing suddenly from nowhere all of your love & care Turning everything you touch to golden As our kiss sends up flares of colorful rainbows All around showing the world that Love exists As we pass in our paths Lighting up your evening skies. Tell me my estranged one Why We let go off our hands to part ways With tears in our eyes Some shown some hidden As we begin our walk We leave each other in sadness Hurt, in Pin drop silence Thinking that this time & circumstance wants for now One Sacrifice, one misund
Tell me my estranged one How the colors holding crimson change to dawn Why sky is blue sometimes & sometimes Red or Dark Why the same sky is soothing, magical, loving, beautiful, & At times dreamy, scary, Painful or black. Tell me my estranged one why everything that begins on a happy note Ends on a sad note Warming anger, than boiling temper Releasing heat, torching & scorching by mid afternoon Than cooling down gradually as evening comes Showing suddenly from nowhere all of your love & care Turning everything you touch to golden As our kiss sends up flares of colorful rainbows All around showing the world that Love exists As we pass in our paths Lighting up your evening skies. Tell me my estranged one Why We let go off our hands to part ways With tears in our eyes Some shown some hidden As we begin our walk We leave each other in sadness Hurt, in Pin drop silence Thinking that this time & circumstance wants for now One Sacrifice, one misundersta
just not in a good mood lately,....can't seem to shake it.....W.T.F.!!!!! something's got to give!!! i'm going out of my f*cking mind!!!!!AAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Mood Music
This is a song that I've been listening to alot the last while - it says soooo much and is soooo true in my case ~*smiles*~ Love this one.... Good song..........
Mood Music
Numb and broken, here I stand alone Wondering what were the last words I said to you Hoping, praying that I'll find a way to turn back time Can I turn back time? What would I give to behold The smile, the face of love? You never left me The rising sun will always speak your name Numb and broken, here I stand alone Wondering what were the last words I said to you It won't be long, we'll meet again What would I give to behold The smile, the face of love? You never left me The rising sun will always speak your name It won't be long, we'll meet again Your memory is never passing It won't be long, we'll meet again My love for you is everlasting I mourn for those who never knew you It won't be long, we'll meet again Your memory is never passing It won't be long, we'll meet again My love for you is everlasting Seek me, call me I'll be waiting This distance, this dissolution I cling to memories while falling Sleep brings release, and the hope of a new d
Mood Lyrics
I try to make it through my life In my way There's you I try to make it through these lies that's all I do Just don't deny it just dont' deny it and deal with it yeah deal with it You try to break me You wanna break me Bit by bit That's just part of it If you were dead or still alive, I don't care, I don't care, And all the things You left behind I don't care, I don't care I try to make you see my side Always trying to stay in line But you're eyes see right through That's all they do i'm getting tired of this shit I've got no room when it's like this what you want of me just deal with it So If you were dead or still alive, I don't care, I don't care, And all the things you left behind I don't care I don't care nothing can care about, Nothing can care about you wont' be there for me, you won't be there for me If you were dead or still alive, I don't care, I don't care, and all the things you left behind, i don't care, I don't care If you were dead or still alive, I don't care (
Moodring (in The Era Of Hood Mood)
look girls this is where i am at with more games....     i do drugs...i am quite..but everything around me is loud....because i am in charge of chaos...what do you need fucking smelling salts bitch what the fuck is wrong with you....go get me something to beat you with... REMIND ME TO KICK YOUR ASS!   GO GET YOUR FUCKING NAILS DONE YOUR STYLE IS DEAD YOU MUST BE DRUNK,SPUN OUT, ON THE RAG AND OUT OF YOUR HEAD I THINK YOUR PUSSY RAN OUT OF WEEKEND, LONG DISTANCE,ANDANYTIMEMINUTES     KUNTFUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS...KUNTSHOOD MOOD want one of your photos dipped in the Digital Bath? so mike jackson is dead right on  you know he was married to elvis' daughter and he fucked the kid from home alone   i want to start a new band and call it the jackson four
The Moods Of A Woman
"To Return" To return to the cold It isn't much fun To touch the trees no one has known Go rest your head Cause you can't miss this Poor boy became A slave to use Now despair moves in so close Too many years free at last He didn't know so learned to speak He clears his throat Cause you can't miss this [Chorus] Poor boy became A slave to use Rebuild what's left Of this child, so weak Sorry, changes, trample the plan Death, stores, victims Once more [x4] Keep on burnin' through the noose Keep on... [Chorus] Poor boy became A slave to use Rebuild what's left Of this child, so weak To return, to the cold It isn't much, but I'm free at last
Mood Swing...
Feedingmy mood swingwith a bleeding of fearsfallinglike leavesaround my feetblending with tearsthat hangstrips dripsfor just as muchno-reason-at-allas the panicwelling swellingand still
Moof And Pie Wed around noon, this mother fucker decided he was going to waltz his happy ass right into our home through the front door... With my g/f's 8 year old sister sitting in the front room on her computer. Ugly, short, and in jail now... but I gotta give him credit for having the balls to do that. I shouldn't have been a nice guy and let him leave. I shoulda broke his damn neck. Probably would have got a medal or something from the cops. It just dawned on me... aside from my girlfriend, I have no friends. Online or offline. Wow... even those little geeky kids in high school that everyone picks on have friends online. Damn I suck. I wonder about my girl's patience. She's been asking where her ring is. For weeks now. Last night she gave up hinting. And just outright asked me to marry her. I think she's grown tired waiting for my happy ass.
Moogle's World
If I died tomorrow would you laugh or start the sorrow? take it all away and don’t come back another day or you will find that you’re whats killing me let me die with this lie that murders me slowly take my life with the knife stabbed in my back i slip away as i sleep with the knife in so deep you stand there and watch me bleed As you begin to cry i become complete betrayal could never feel this sweet.
a mook is a furry little animal about the size of a kitten or puppy, they are very lovable and enjoy having thier bellies rubbed. they come in all colors some even in rainbow colors. they are breed and raised on a farm here in Fort Pitt, PA. They was discovered in an accidently typo when a friend posted on a blog group "I have my mook under my bed." instantly the book that was suppose to be there turned into a fuzzy mook and they now breed like rabits.
Mookie Plan's
i just went to school, got home and plan on getting some work on my website done, nothing exciting ! London is very cold and very sunny today, i still dont get english weather !.
Mookie Rocks!!!!!!!!!
Not only is Mookie a fine ass woman she came and rated all of my pics a 10 I think she rocks
Moony's Musings
I've developed a kind of flinch whenever I encounter the word 'garage'. This is the result of dredging through thousands of tracks of mid-sixties psychedelia, in connection with which the g-word is a fairly reliable indicator that listening to the musical artefact in question is going to be a miserable experience. I'm not referring to the quality of the music for the most part. Ninety per cent of it is excrement, but this is entirely predictable given that during the period in question if you had long hair and love beads and were not too tripped out to tell one end of a guitar from the other, record company representatives would be queueing up to sign you, your neighbours, your mad grandmother and your dog, with a chauffeured limousine parked on the street waiting to whisk you to the recording studio. What results is simply proof that enthusiasm is no substitute for ability. No, the chief cause of pain is not the quality of the music but the quality of the recorded sound. I m
Moon's Bullshit!
It seems like alot of kewl people. But, it seems like nothing but clicking to get points. No searching for people in your area.. How can ya connect like that? I'm looking for a hand and a great smile, with long hair of course. Moon
the darkness in your heart swallowed the light that i had in my heart. i dont cry ne more tears over that fact that you ripped my heart out. moving on wth life is harder then i thought. but everyday i'm movin closer to the surface again. no thanks to you. i'm pickin up all the peices and puttin myself back together. hoping that somewhere out there is my soulmate. the one person to make me happy. just beginging to luv myself for who i am now. i hate the fact that you made me a bitch but thank you for teachin my how to stand up for myself and for makin me come out of hiding. i'm not livin in your shadow ne more and it feels great. Feelings Category: Life What was I thinking when I meet you. I don't even have a clue. I went out with you. Then I realized that you werent who you said you were. But it was 3 yrs too late. No matter what I do I cant run away from you. Your the father of my lil girl and I'll never be free. How do I deal with all these strange feeling about him. I hate
Moon Child
then he shared some ways of dealing with the burdens of life: * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker. * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. * Never buy a car you can't push. * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on. * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late. * The second mouse gets the cheese. * When everything's coming your way, you
Moonlight Lovers
Our naked bodies clinched together in bliss, Here on this cool beautiful night, embracing each other in an eternal kiss. the moon caresses our bodies at will. Slowly we look into each others eyes, then i gently brush the hair from your cheek, in my eyes you see the depth of starry skies. our passions forbidding us to speak. My soft lips cascade down your neck kissing, kisses burning like fire within, kisses that bring you passions and desires, showing the love we have been missing. burning embers ignite within releashing the fire. Flames of passions surface making you quiver, my gentle hands caress your body all over, the cool breeze makes your body shiver. I hear you moan softly over and over. The pleasure that is building in you excites me, You feel my warm breath against your skin, Your body is responding to my body now. I feel my manhood growing from within. Slowly i kiss my way down to your nipples, my tounge caressing them making them hard, throug
Moonlight Love
Moonlight love Come to me So our souls can unite Let passions run free As we dance in moonlight For so long You left me yearning Now it is my turn To leave you burning We’ll take it slow Stroking the flame I will make you tremble I am far from tame This is no illusion A fantasy come true Carnal pleasures Between me and you Let me taste your excitement Experience you will savor Just remember To return the favor Touch my body Make me shiver Penetrate deeply Make me quiver I can’t get enough Make love all night Naked flesh joined In the moonlight
Moonpies With Jung
You can sit at the bottom of a river and breathe with the fish. You can soar with the eagles, or burrow like a mole. Maybe you can part the sea, or walk on water like those hippies in the fairy tale. It won’t matter if you are not happy. If you are attempting the impossible for someone else, don’t. Unless you receive joy for your action, they are not the correct ones. Now, putting gas in your car may not lead to orgasm, but it should not just suck. Remove your highs and lows. Maintain a smooth calm within you. Only let ripples and waves be caused by events worthy of disrupting your existence. No words or thoughts should ever krush your groove. No one is better than you, no one is worse. Everyone is different, and thankfully, unique. We all have varying opinions on everything. Even if someone says that they completely agree with you, they do not. It is impossible. The human mind cannot orate all of its workings in any capacity, so therefore, not everything you think is able to be expres
Moonlight Runner
Moon Rising
Moon rising high Underneath it I cried To all the holies , to all that would hear To all that could see With the moon rising high Heart swollen and full of god’s precious gift Tears hot are wept Wondering and praying to angels on nigh Hearts pounds beating thru my chest Do you hear it? Soul trembles as your name passes my lips Voice in a whisper Sounding your name as light as a feather To carry onward up Flowing on my hot tears to heaven above Never before knowing such desire Never knowing such love Never knowing, yet all knowing With the Moon rising high Beneath it I do cry For no words to express the happiness Fill my eyes with hot tears of love To be delivered above.
Moon's Great Adventure
Hey Friends and Fans, I wanna throw my first conest called Lovely Darkness Contest. Any one can enter as long as the picture is dark (as in goth-ish or something a long those lines)and is a picture of yourself. Winner recieves a big gift ( I know it's not as good as a blast, but hey at least you won and had fun right and I can't even afford to buy myself a blast right now). Anything goes, I ask that if you join, don't vote or comment bomb yourself, unless needed. Get with me so I can get the picture you want in contest. Space is limited and contest will start when I have enough people. Come join and have fun! Thanks, -ReD P.S. I want to do this for you. I want to be able to give back what I can. Hey ladys and gentalmen. Hope all is well. I will be holding a contest very shortyly. Space is limited so get your pics in. Name of the conest is "Juicy-est Cherry". Lady and gentalmen can enter the contest. 1St place winner will recieve the following: (a
The Moon
~*~The Moon Is My Only Friend~*~ My cries go unheard, in this lonely place longing for someone to kiss and embrace my only friend is the midnight moon we keep each other company here in this room I hide my pain careful to be discreet nobody knows my soul is weary and weak I put on a show for all to see never letting anyone in, to know the real me Sometimes it feels as if i cant't go on anymore My mind is dying, and my heart is sore I hear the screams of my painful past God tell me how much longer this misery will last
The Moonlit Iris
Can I hold your hand till the end of time read you every loving lyrical rhyme whisper sweet nothings till we fell asleep this would be the life I would want to keep to hold you in my arms every single night and wake up in the morning to a heavenly sight to have you near me, and my near you this is the life that would chase away my blues would you could you deal with me that way would you could you love my day by day would you could you hold me tight would you could you every single night ohh I miss your sweet voice and your tears I want to chase away every single fear I have my life in control, just come and see all I am missing now is you next to me so can I hold your hands till the end of time read you every loving lyrical rhyme whispering sweet nothings till we fall asleep your the woman in my life I want to keep So here I wait for you darlin, till you want me too and here I will be, patiently wanting you so when your ready all you really have to do is let me
Moon And Stars
A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that time has passed, ours souls have indeed become one. How fortunate we are that we have found the love so true that everyone dreams about. Your lips speak soft sweetness Your touch a cool caress I am lost in your magic My heart beats within your chest I think of you each morning And dream of you each night I think of your arms being around me And cannot express my delight Never have I fallen But I am quickly on my way You hold a heart in your hands That has never before been given away Your memory will always linger here inside my head. All the days together I will cherish 'till I'm dead. I constantly remind myself I'll never see your face again What was once will never be, nor will it be erased. I'm trying hard to get along aware you are forever gone. I find my mind wanders towards you. I know I'm breaking into pi
Moon!!! Lmao!
Moon Lite Danceing
the dew on the grass hit my feet as I walk in the late night hours the wind that wisped within the leaves blew my hair from springtime showers I heard a tamborine play from a far off distance or just an echo across the ocean and a flute that drowned me deep within from its sensual love seduction I could feel my soul dance around me, and wanting badly to be free so I swayed along with the melody to a love song played just for me I stretched my arms up to the stars and tilted my head way back and then felt the rain upon me just as soon as the thunder cracked the cold clear drops slid down my face as it hid my fallen tears but I swore to always keep up this dance until I could no longer hear the beat that moved me gently like the beat within my heart there was no way for me under the velvet night that I could ever part I danced with the soul of my being and heard a violin through it all and then I finally fell to my knees , that is when I took my fall I felt the crushing of
The Moon
You are The Moon Hope, expectation, Bright promises. The Moon is a card of magic and mystery - when prominent you know that nothing is as it seems, particularly when it concerns relationships. All logic is thrown out the window. The Moon is all about visions and illusions, madness, genius and poetry. This is a card that has to do with sleep, and so with both dreams and nightmares. It is a scary card in that it warns that there might be hidden enemies, tricks and falsehoods. But it should also be remembered that this is a card of great creativity, of powerful magic, primal feelings and intuition. You may be going through a time of emotional and mental trial; if you have any past mental problems, you must be vigilant in taking your medication but avoid drugs or alcohol, as abuse of either will cause them irreparable damage. This time however, can also result in great creativity, psychic powers, visions and insight. You can and should trust your intuition. What Tarot Card are You?Take
Moonlight Into the darkness I fall under your spell I hear your call deeper into the well my soul in your hands the only respite that i find from this life of demands never empty of mind keeping the wolf at bay the piper requires his due someone has to pay just didn't ask it of you your vanity sends me away a mask to hide your face like a summer sky turned grey take me from this place into eternity i pray 07/31/07
Moonlit Love
Come take a walk with me, Along the moonlit sand. No words need be spoken, Joined together hand in hand. The full moon is rising, The waves crashing around. The sound of the ocean soothing, Only our footprints left on the ground. I study you in the moonlight, Your face etched in my mind. Your hair tumbles over your forehead, How are you so beautiful and kind. I know that luck is with me, When I look into your eyes. All I see is perfection, From the sand you begin to rise. So on this moonlit beach, My heart begins to race. As you kiss my lips, A single tear rolls down my face.
The Moon
As the Moon slowly, gently inches across the mountain top , it's tenderness touches your soft caring heart It kisses your soul leaving memories of a lifetime, of A love that can't be forgotten.The tenderness of the Moon brings love into your soft tender heart.As the gentle breeze caresses your soul and bringing new memories to be treasured by your heart.Embrace, savoring everything in love and life. Let your spirit free to fly.Listen to my whispers, speaking to your heart.Feel my touch, caressing the tenderness within your soul.Let your spirit free as it is drawn to me.As the warmth of passion surges through your veins.Let our desires embrace, as our hearts and souls become one While the tenderness of the Moon, carries you to me...
Moon Goddess
Moonlit Sky
Moonlit Sky © By Mike J. Lasalle Casting its beauty Upon the golden sky Clouds glow in the dusk As I look into your eyes With harmony the ocean cries The sun is fading away The water shimmers In a crystal display While the darkness Of night flows into the day A symbol of love You take from my hand A rose colored red And we lay in the sand I whisper I love you With waves crashing on shore To breathe the air Off your lips As you softly tell me I'm yours Our hearts have found peace Under the moonlit sky Knowing forever in paradise We're holding each other Close enough to collide Like two lonely stars In the night
Moon's Caressing Light
Moon's caressing light Lay your head back lover, Relax your troubled mind, Let me fill your world with peace, Leave the past behind. Fill the night with pleasure, Sweet, erotic bliss, Movement of both place and time, Suspended with a kiss. Lift your heart to soar above, Gaze into my eyes, The single sound to reach our ears, Love's releasing sighs. Entwined as one, A single cord, We'll surrender in the night, Staying here forever, In the moon's caressing light. SB
2 Moons
~~~SOMETHING TO WATCH~~~ *Two moons on August 27th 2007* *27th of August the Whole World is waiting for...* Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27th 2007, when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Everyone should watch the sky on August 27th 2007, at 12:30 a.m. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your family & friends... as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again!!!
Moon Lunar Eclipse
Well I was just watching the news and theres gonna be a Lunar Eclipse tonight. 1:51 am- 5:24 am Full eclipse at 3 am Time to charge the batteries on my camera. I will try and stay up and take some pics :)
The Mooncalf Project: The Intro
Here comes Bludgeony the Clown, carrying a massive war club on his pauldron. Pauldrons and a breastplate are his only armor. The rest is a clown suit. Bludgeony is smoking a cigarette, but not one of the major brands. The spotlight shining on him must be the light from the Eye of God. Bludgeony’s voice is raspy as he speaks into the classic microphone: “Ladies and gentlemen, Mooncalf.” The curtain opens and so does the mouth of hell.
The Mooncalf Project: Projector Screen And Dog
We see a gigantic projector screen displaying a gigantic image of a vagina. The mooncalf is crowning. Eyestalks writhe atop a slick, gray scalp. In the background we hear a woman screaming and Indian music. Other people in the room are chanting in strange tongues. What flickering light we see suggests candles illuminating the delivery room. A dog walks across the stage wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a tutu. The screen goes blank and flies up. There’s a humorous in the dog’s mouth. The moment the dog exits the stage is accentuated with a cymbal crash.
The Mooncalf Project: Lights Out
After the cymbal crash, the stage lights go off. The Indian music comes back on. Again we hear chanting. There are wet, slimy noises played at maximum volume. There is a shriek that has never come from an Earthly mouth. We hear a woman making calming, motherly sounds. A spotlight hits a figure in the middle of the darkness. The figure is wearing a teddy bear suit and holding an oversized key. Bludgeony silently approaches the figure from behind, his war club raised. The clown puts one finger to his lips and winks and smiles at us. We are in on the act. As the war club goes down, the spotlight goes out. There is another cymbal crash.
The Little Girl and The Moon once upon a time there was a little girl. she liked to sit outside at night and talk to the moon. every night she kept the moon company. one night she noticed the moon seemed tired, so she climbed upon the roof, to tell the moon a secret. the old moon smiled, so she reaches up takes the moon in her hands and puts him in her pocket. then she climbs down and goes into her house, up the stairs to her room.there she takes the moon out and lets lay on her bed.for hours they talked, told secrets and giggled. then they heard people asking where the moon was. outside was so dark, they couldn't find their ways. the old moon says to the little girl 'maybe you should put me back into the sky, so the people can find their way home at night'. the little girl she picks up the moon, puts him back into her pocket. she walks downstairs and goes outside. it was very dark, but she wasn't afraid, she had her friend the moon to help show her t
The Moon's Playground
Moonlit Summer's Night
The Moon And Sand
Moon Knight
Marc Spector was the son of a rabbi whose family had fled Europe in the 1930s to escape the Holocaust. As Marc matured, he rejected his father's morality and embraced materialism. He became a heavyweight boxer, then a U.S. Marine, and then a CIA operative. At the CIA, Marc worked with William Cross, who betrayed the agency, later becoming the villain Crossfire. Marc's brother Randall joined him in the CIA but he also betrayed the agency, selling weapons to both sides in an altercation in Italy. When Marc's lover Lisa overheard Randall's plans, he killed her with a meat cleaver. Marc hunted Randall down, inflicting injuries that left Randall psychotic. Marc befriended fellow CIA agent Amos Lardner, but unknowingly turned him over to Operation: Cobra, a CIA project designed to control its agents' minds. Fed up with the CIA, Marc became a mercenary and spent several years as a hired gun. Although he ostensibly sought to fight for causes he believed in, Marc was easily persuaded to fight f
Moon Lite
i cry at nite wishing i knew the truth the fear when does it end hell does it ever end i worry i hide i wanna know wats going on inside there's been some misunderstanding its out of my control to be honest do i really wanna know i mean would really knowing stop the fear that creeps n like a cold draft freezing my insides... when the moonlite shine down on my face i know its coming i wish i could run run out into the world screaming STOP!!! but would it even help??? how do u ever stop the fear that makes u feel like ur dying inside
Moon Lite Dreaming
Moon Eclipse
im just gettin on here ive been takin care of my 3 kids i want to meet someone to chat with .i love to ride my motorcycle 86 fj 1200,i love doinn tattoo check out my art work hope to here from u soon
Moonlight Madness
MOONLIGHT MADNESS The sun was beginning to set and I still had not met up with Shawn. We were suppose to meet at the creek at the bottom of the ridge 2 hours ago. I was hopeful she would show up and I was quite some distance into the woods. Now my hope began to fade as I was leery she wouldn’t come tonight, and I didn’t bring my cell with me so I had no way to confirm this. This isn’t the first time she had gotten side tracked and stood me up. She is my very best girlfriend and I could forgive her anything and wouldn’t trade her for the world. We have been comrades in crime for a very long time and knew each other well. Camping alone in these woods was nothing new for me. Besides I sat straddled on my best stud horse and I had Zeke, my overprotective Border collie at my side. I think I was quite safe. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky and the moon was already up and it was full, bright and majestic. It looked like a huge shining jewel pasted against a royal blue drap
Moonlight Madness Revised
MOONLIGHT MADNESS The sun was beginning to set and I still had not met up with Kerrie. We were suppose to meet at the creek at the bottom of the ridge two hours ago. I was hopeful she would show up and I was quite some distance into the woods. Now my hope began to fade as I was leery she wouldn’t come tonight, and I didn’t bring my cell with me so I had no way to confirm this. This isn’t the first time she had gotten side tracked and stood me up. She is my very best girlfriend and I could forgive her anything and wouldn’t trade her for the world. We have been comrades in crime for a very long time and knew each other well. Camping alone in these woods was nothing new for me. Besides I sat straddled on my best stud horse and I had Zeke, my overprotective Border collie at my side. I think I was quite safe. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky and the moon was already up and it was full, bright and majestic. It looked like a huge shining jewel pasted against a royal blue drape held in
Moonlight Sonata
Dark tones, brooding in submission, Clarity of touch, staccato caresses Of a high kind, rising, rising, Softly, whispering, breathing into Kisses of an internal kind, rising, rising, Smote unto the breast, belly, womb Feeling from the center of the soul, Warmth, darkness, consumption of vibration, Caressing, cooing, seducing promising Rising, rising, inward, inward, through, through A soft rumble of dark electricity Brooding, rising, rising, submitting To deep, resonating collapse.
Moonlight Lies....
Resting in the light of the full moon above, I cannot help thinking of his once kind, gentle love. As the tears stream down my face with calm subtle ease, I gaze out of my window at branches in the breeze. Streaming down my face are things I'd hoped to lose, All the tortured feelings that left my poor heart so bruised. Now, I cannot help but cry when I think of how I care, How he made me feel, was it a dream was i ever there. He hurt me even though he never did see, Just how things made me feel, just like a night that would never be. In the midnight shadows of a new morning just begun, I can see the moon above me, and the dawning of a sun.
Moon Walker's Auction
please if you are reading this go place your bid's on my friend moon walker's default pic. she is being auctioned off to the highest bidder she is awesome and a great friend to have in your life !!!
When it dark at night the moon come and sit on the hill then u lay on the dark green grass to think about stuff that goes on in yours life. But u do that to try to fix things what going on in your life. The End
The Moon And The Stars
hey everyone..... thanks for the coronas!!1 they were great!! keep um coming rob!!
The Moon And The Stars
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Moonlight Levelup Requirements
REQUIREMENTS FOR A LEVELUP!!!!1.They must be online so they can return rates.As they return rates it makes them go down faster,making it easier to get them leveled.2.All we ask is that the person being leveled rates and fans the people helping them level.3.Must have at least 100 rateable items... pictures must be not ripped and NSFW pictures because you get no points for ripped pictures or for NSFW pictures.4. If they have 20k. Must have 100 sfw pics/stash 5. If they have 30k. Must have 300 sfw pics/stash 6. If they have 50k. Must have 500 sfw pics/stash7. If they have 100k. Must have 1000 sfw pics/stash 8. If they have 200k and autos must have 500 sfw pics/stash 9.Family Member's have priority,please send a message to the Homepage if you need to be leveled.
Moonlight Me To Join!
MOONLIGHT LEVELERS COME JOIN AN AWESOME LEVELING FAMILY Moonlight Levelers is seeking dedicated people that enjoy helping others! We are a leveling family,that seeks strangers,friends,and family members that need help leveling. If you are a level 10 or higher,with a salute,and a picture,we are looking for you! Already in another Leveling or Bombing Family? Not a problem! So are other family members! WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THE MOONLIGHT LEVELERS?? *Our leaders are second to none! *We have the best members on the Fu! *The family is well organized,so there are no guessing games! *You have the opportunity to rock someones world everyday! *Every person you help level,brings you closer to leveling! *No more begging people to help you level! *You have a family that will step in and take care of you! *We are a growing family Want to rock someone's Fu today? Send a private message to the homepage listed below and you will be taken through the steps of joining an
Moon Rise, Moon Set
Moon Rise, Moon Set
“Nothing but Torture”        It was morning again, cold, and unpleasant as always. My body wrapped in multiple blankets to keep me warm and cozy. I've always been unable to sleep in a hot room, the window was always draped open to allow a gentle breeze to sweep in. Of course, the down fall of having the window open and allowing the cold air to fill the place up was that it made getting out of bed very hard. To leave the comforts of my body heated blankets and step into the icy room naked as always.        I'm not the prettiest of girls, well at least I would think. I've been told different times, on many different occasions. I have a slightly tanned body, an average height of five feet four inches. My hair long, chestnut brown, and falls over my shoulders in a gentle pile. My eyes a beautiful emerald green. My breasts supple and full, nipple small and pointing upwards a bit giving my breasts the impression that they're fuller then what they really are. I have a slender figu
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making loveto a very attractive young woman.  The wife was VERY upset!"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children!  I'm leaving you. I want adivorce straight away!" And he replied:"Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened""Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"And he began:"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady hereasked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that Itook pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days!  So, in my compassion,I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you lastnight, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.Since she needed a
Moon Dance
MOON DANCE Full moon....shinning bright....... Dance with it's light.   Round and round.....I feel the pull........ Come dear feel it too.   Light that still....... Let it lead us.....where it will..............  
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Moonlite Nights
a very old man saw with his young son a pellet of VIAGRA (the blue pill) he said to him :hey this pill shown on T V so please give it to me i need it . the son say no it coast me 50 $ dad says ok I give u 50 but after i try it ok . son said ok . and gave him the pill. at morning the son found 75$ and a golden ring under his pillow .he came to dad and said ; oh dad i found this . dad say its ok son ;50 from me25 from your momand the ring from the maid THE MOONLITE NIGHTS AS I WALK THROU THE NIGHT LOOKING FOR YOU I THINK OF WHAT MIGHT BE WHAT MIGHT HAVE COME WHAT MIGHT STILL TO COME I AM THINKING I NEED TO FIND YOU I AM THINKING WE COULD MAKE SWEET LOVE BY THE MOONLITE NIGHTS STARING IN TO EACH OTHERS EYES SEEING HOW MUCH WE HAVE LOVED ONE ANOTHER FROM AFAR WONDERING IF WE COULD STILL LOVE ONE ANOTHER AS WE GROW OLDR WITH ONE ANOTHER GROWING OLD BY THE MOONLITE NIGHTS WITH THE ONES WE LOVE IS BETTER THEN DIEING ALONE                        SINCERLY SASSY-K A.K.A KIMMY
How To: Make Moonshine   The more civilized among us have never had the opportunity to taste moonshine, choosing instead to take advantage of the convenience, safety and legality of their local liquor store. However, like bungee jumping and replacing a shower curtain, it’s something every guy should try at least once in his life. If it doesn’t kill you, strike you instantly blind or get you arrested, indulging in this hardcore hooch will certainly put hair on your chest and give you a great story to tell the boys. However, unless you have a relative down in Hazard County, you probably don’t have the number of a moonshine supplier programmed into your cell phone. If you want to make moonshine, you’ll have to take this into your own hands. If you can keep a secret, we’ll give up our ol’ Uncle Vern’s Magical Moonshine Recipe. Keep in mind that he was a little slow. And illiterate. And this recipe was scrawled on the back of a bloods
Moonlight Valley
Moon Tears
There once was a man who held the moon tight. The moon loved him so much, that it began to shine bright. Lighting up the night sky, showcasing their love. While inspiring young lovers gazing above. The moon faded one night, then lost its shine. For he did not show up at all this time. It wept as the dew fell to the earth. With every moon tear fallen, came down its self worth. The next night arrived, but the moon wasn't whole. It appeared to be missing, a piece of its soul. As time went by, the moon gave up hope. Displaying only half of itself, was the only way to cope. The world down below, stays drenched in moon tears. Because the man it loved most, gave into his fears. Afraid of his own feelings, he simply walked away. While the moon's broken heart, is on permanent display.
Moon Tears
There once was a man who held the moon tight. The moon loved him so much, that it began to shine bright. Lighting up the night sky, showcasing their love. While inspiring young lovers gazing above. The moon faded one night, then lost its true shine. For he did not show up at all this time. It wept as the dew fell to the earth. With every moon tear fallen, came down its self worth. The next night arrived, but the moon wasn't whole. It appeared to be missing, a piece of its soul. As time went by, the moon gave up hope. Displaying only half of itself, was the only way to cope. The world down below, stays drenched in moon tears. Because the man it loved most, gave into his fears. Afraid of his own feelings, he simply walked away. While the moon's broken heart, is on permanent display.
I saw this movie tonight. I say movie because of course I would not put it into the category of a film...cos I'm a snob. But anywho...if you know me, you know that I am obsessed with the horror genre. I loved the original TCM and I loved the remake a few years ago. I was really looking forwawrd to this one...and I definitely wasn't dissapointed. It rocked. Full of gore and crying and screaming. I was really suprised by some of it though. A lot of the characters lasted a lot longer than I thought they would. I loved it because you got to see why a lot of stuff from TCM (2003) was the way it was. How the sherrif became sherrif, how he lost his front teeth, how Monty lost his legs, etc. Good times. I also liked how they took a lot of things from the original one from the 70's and put it in this movie. Like the famous dinner scene. That was in the original movie. Of course it was modified a little bit to fit this story, but it even had the main girl jumping out of a window. Rock. Most
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hey imm bored as hell so if i gave u my # CALL ME lol on the cell i was fuckin use how fucked up is that fuck fuck fuck god damnit mother fucker shit shit bich shit fuck (i would go on but i have done it enough today) and last but not least MOTHER FUCKER i would like a cookie plz
Moooo..oh Yea!! Lol
I was roughly 5 months pregnant when I was last on here and alots changed/ I had my beautiful Daughter Kadence Elizabeth on October 11th 2009. Her father and I are not together anymore..Bastard was cheating on me for awhile...(after i gave him 4 years of my life and a beautiful baby which he said he always wanted but could never have)..He was too busy fucking his 19 year old girlfriend and got her knocked up with twins to come see me or his daughter. But Ohwell...the only damn good thing he ever gave me was his sperm to create my daughter. So needless to say I am now single...Im looking at schools to go to for pharmacy tech. It will take me a year to get certified. Im still waiting on my settlement from when I got ran over back in '08.......and Today I couldnt be happier...I finally realized I dont need his abusive shit. Yea I may not be small as I was anymore because I had a baby but i cna work that off and I have been...I dont want no fucking prince charming I want a god damned King
Moosings On Chocolate
10 ounces bittersweet/high cocoa content chocolate (see note below for some variations) 3/4 cup softened butter (do not substitute for the butter or the consistency will be ruined) 1/2 cup sugar 2 TBSP cocoa powder, sifted 4 egg yolks, large 1/4 cup water 1 TBSP Vanilla extract 1 cup heavy whipping cream, the more chilled the better Prepare a loaf dish or a mold by lining with foil very careful to make it smooth or the mousse will show creases and cracks. Melt chocolate very carefully in a double boiler until smooth. If the chocolate seizes, melt two ounces of butter and add to the chocolate stirring until the seized chocolate softens up. In a large mixing bowl, beat 1/2 cup better until fluffy. Add the 1/4 cup sugar and when that is fully incorporated add the cocoa powder. Whisk the yolks, 1.4 cup water, 1/4 cup of sugar and 1/4 cup of butter in a metal bowl, then place it over simmering water, never letting the water touch the bowl directly. Whisk until the temperatur
Moose Dreams
Last weekend went on last lake outing of the year. It was the latest I had ever fished for muskies. Took a fisherman half my age as his enthusiasm to fish is refreshing.He explains to me the mornin we were to fish that he had this wonderful dream after driving 4.5 hours.I asked him what it was about as it was very imortant to the day.He explained the dream as it was very vivid,He said we were driving along and Ijust drove my car off the road and pulled up to these moose,more than one and a big bull,they did not run off as we admired their great size.While wathcing wolves ran up and scared the moose off and we drove away I told him we must get going as this meant something was to happen that day.No more than stopped the boat,I did not even have my pole out and he says he has one on get the net!After releasing that fish we move no more than 20 feet and minutes later he yells I have another one! Two beautiful muskies caught and released in ten minutes.Wow what a moment .It was
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Moral Of The Story
> > > > > > An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to >town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along >they passed some people who remarked it was a shame > the old man was walking & the boy was >riding. > > The man & boy thought maybe the critics >were right, > so they changed positions. > > > Later, they passed some people that >remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." > > They then decided they both would walk! >Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk > when they had a decent donkey to ride. > So, they both rode the donkey. > > Now they passed some people that shamed >them by s
Moral Of The Story~
Perched in a treetop, old Mister Crow was holding a cheese in his beak. Drawn by the stench, Mister Fox, down below peered up, then proceeded to speak. "Well, hello, fair Sir Crow! Lovely day! How you dazzle my eyes! How rare your display! Not to lie, if your voice is as fine as the cut of your wing, I'll know you're the Phoenix reborn in these woods!" At these words, the old Crow became giddy with pleasure and, thinking to prove his voice a treasure he opened his big beak and promptly dropped the goods. Fox pounced upon his prize and said "My dear, dear sir, learn now that every flatterer lives at the cost of those who give him credit. that lesson's worth a cheese, no doubt, so don't forget it!" The Crow, in shame and chagrin, SWORE, a bit late, never again to be taken in.
Morals On Fubar
Many years have come and gone since I laid upon the table with a knife cutting on my body.And many roads have I travelled.I have been apart large cities,and in the middle of small towns.I have come across the world,and seen many empires.Friends have always been apart of me that,never changed.Once a day,once a night,a month,or a year we get together and talk about how life has been treating the other over a cup of coffee,a glass of tea,or a cold beer.And lovers that come a dime a dozen.A kindred spirit.A soul mate. But until here recently . I found My heart and soul.I have came across few I didnt like and some that will always be my rock.I have lived and died over and over again.Some choices was good,and some bad.But,the good did outweigh the bad.Times has been dark and grim,and full of sunshine all wrapped up in one.I have set at the tables with the rich and powerful,And fed my children bologna sandwiches for Christmas.I have walked the street in the cold winter and open the door to a
Moral Of The Story
donkey in the well One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happi
Moral Lesson Young Grasshoppa
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle`s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let`s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state t
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off! Life is g
The Moral Of The Story
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story to tell, and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day when the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies,"Don't keep all your eggs in one basket." Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched." The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies, "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched." Last was little Billy. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumpe
Those of us who are truly depressed never tell anyone; those of us who are looking for attention tell everyone. The world of depression often leads people to a depth in which they see no way out… falling down a well you can not even see the light at the end of the tunnel. You know you should be happy. You can see those things in life that should make you happy. Your child just graduated college… your daughter is 17 and not pregnant. But so often then not your attention is pulled back down to your spouse is cheating on your for the fifth time. Your job drives you crazy and you spend day after day going in and wondering why this person is calling you and complaining about something you had no hand in screwing up. Or maybe listening to the bank call and leave another voice mail that you are behind on your payments and they want their money. So you collect all your belongings… feeling you are at a time in your life where it makes sense… you leave a note in your mail box thanking the mai
Does anyone have morals nowadays? Not just on here of course but just in general. Married people cheating and lying. People falling in love overnight and not even getting to know the real person or meeting them in person, then wondering why things don't work out the way they want it to. People sleeping with married people and not giving a fuck. People saying I love you and not meaning it or meaning it but not showing it. It's craziness I tell you. Am I the only person left on the planet with some kind of morals still intact?
Morales Of This Story
Moral Objection To War And The Military
Taken from We live in a militaristic society, where those who “serve” our country are lauded as “heroes” and “defenders of freedom,” when in reality, I fear that they're not only doing harm to freedom by obeying an oppressive and morally bereft system of beliefs, but they're buying into their own hype. That's dangerous. It’s dangerous because these people who join the military in order to “protect” freedom have placed on themselves something akin to a holy decree, much like the crusaders did in the 16th century. They believe that what they are doing is morally right, regardless of the consequences. They believe that what they’re being ordered to is the right thing to do for the country and for our freedom. I'm so tired of hearing about how soldiers who fight wars in modern times are fighting for my freedoms. Bullshit. My freedoms are not in danger from afar, they're more in danger from the p
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?' MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman. SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily. SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' MUM: 'If you must know, I make $20 an hour.' SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?" The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.. The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he a
Moral Compass
      I have noticed that a lot of people put rape their cherries/molest their like button in their status.  I know people are trying to joke or be sexually appealing.  However, others and I find it appalling because of  what these words stand for.  It is sickening to see so many people use these words so freely. Some things are not and should never be a joke.  There is definitely nothing sexy about rape/molest. Rape: the unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse Molest: to make indecent sexual advances to; to assault sexually  When the word molest is used in proper context it usually refers to a child being sexually abused. I want people to be aware of the damage they can cause with the reckless use of these words.  Some things never go away no matter how far you go in life. Fubar is suppose to be an escape, so please make it pleasant for everyone on here. This is my personal crusade to make people aware. If you want to sta
the other day was sitting in a chatroom,it was a small room and had more women then men...(gotta like them odds)(and me being shy.suipid stupid stupid...okay enough about me)....said my hellos, the ladies were basically the ones that were chatting with a few man words in between...well the subject bounced around liked an oblong superball...and me with the typing skills of ahhhh....hmmm cant say child,cause most probaly type better then me....shoot my computer guy is 11 years thing my daughter every did.....just jokin now...but that tells you that i need a dummy book for the dummy book....thats bad huh? so....let me think, get back to you on that one,  okay back to the room (sorry got that shiny object syndrome)...well it gave me a chance to fulfilled every mans dream,well most....being a fly on the wall in the ladies filled room....and there as some good convo going on,when yep... it didnt take long for the sex to come knocking at the door....gotta love the mind,

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