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John John's blog: "This is my blog"

created on 02/15/2007  |  http://fubar.com/this-is-my-blog/b55864
1. When drunk, I: forget my problems 2. Do you talk about Religion or Deep meaning thoughts: not really. i'm more into singing skynyrd at the top of my lungs at 2 a.m. along w/ my friends. 3. Do you Cry? haha. funny. 4. Do you get Angry? only if someone tries to take my keys. 5. Do you Vomit? no. 6. After 7 beers you are? feeling good 7. After 1 shot of 151 you are? wishing there was something stronger to drink 8. Your favorite drink is? Jack and Coke or Walk Me Down 9. Tequila does what to you? love me some Patron. tequila makes me a happy, fun person. 10. Whiskey makes you? my fav. whiskey makes me drunk. and i like being drunk. 11. Who do you drink with? whoever's picking up the tab. 12. Vodka makes you? dont drink it. 13. Do you smoke when you drink? Yes. 14. On the rocks or straight up? Straight up 15. Do you Pass Out? no. but i try to go to sleep with a good buzz. best sleep ever. 16. Do you drink girly drinks? if the alcohol content is high enough and someone puts it in front of me. 17. Do you drink alone? the more the merrier. me and a bottle of bourbon can get along just fine too, though. 18. Worst Drink you have ever had? Natural Ice. 19. Do you play drinking games? no. 20. Drunk Phone Calls to people? i've made and received my fair share. 21. Drink and Drive? i drive better drunk IMO 1.What IS YOUR FAVORITE BEER? Bud Light when i'm eatin', Amber Bock when i'm drinkin' 3. What is your favorite shot? anything. Probably patron or jaeger 4. What will you NOT drink? i wont turn anything down. if i had to deny something, natural ice. 5. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking? haha. i dont think so, chief. 6. Do you like the drinks with the little umbrellas? with the what?? 7. do you drink bacardi silver? i dunno. if it tastes good then i do. haha. 8. Do you like frozen drinks? are those chick drinks or something? 9. Do you drink straight shots? abso-fucking-lutely 10. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? hell yeah. 11. Have you ever drank a jagerbomb? no. i'd like to, though. 12. Are you drunk right now? i wish. 13. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages a day? no. 14. Do you drink a lot of wine? no. 15. When's the last time you drank? saturday night 17. Have you ever thrown up from drinking? Yeah. i was already sick and had an empty stomach. but i wasnt buying so i definitely wasnt gonna puss out and be a bitch. 18. Do you feel horny when you drink? haha. not as bad as when i get high. fuck you, D, i know you're gonna say somethin. 19. Ever done a Keg Stand? no. it looks fun. 20. Name someone that will repost this drinking? what? 21.Ever been streaking while drunk? no. 22. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol? no. 23. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone? no. 24. Ever hooked up w/more than 1 person in a night because of alcohol? no. but that would be cool. 25. Ever woken up & said "dude where's my car?" yeah 26. Ever carried someone up & down the same flight of stairs due to their drunkenness? haha i dont think so. 27. Have you ever taken the shirt off your back to clean up a friends puked? fuck that shit. if i have to clean up puke, i'm using their face. 28. Puked in a friends car? no. 29. Puked in a friend's house? no. 30. Ever drank more beers than years? no.
Greatest mixture in the history of mankind. Rivaled only by a walk-me-down. I got back to my dorm at 5 this morning. Does this tell you anything about my night?
I smoked a hookah last night. A hookah, for the ignorant retards, is basically an arabic bong with a hose for smoking. The tobacco you use is covered with honey, making the taste sweet. Where most cigarette tobacco burns the throat a bit, this smoke tastes like cherry flavored air. Hookah tobacco has an incredible calming effect. Anyways, then I got high and ate 30 shrimp and 3 cheeseburgers. Fun night.

Sugar Mama Needed!

So, basically, my sugar mama has left school and the area. She had some problems and could no longer buy me dinner and get me drunk. Any beautiful females interested in the position let me know. There are just a few requirements, so answer this questionnaire if you're interested: 1. Are you single? 2. Where do you live? 3. Are you attractive? 4. If you answered yes to #3, What are your measurements? 5. What is your favorite alcohol? 6. What alcohol do you drink most often? 7. Tell me what an evening out with you would be like. (e.g. Where would we go? What would you feed me? What would you give me to get me drunk?, etc.)
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