Hot Sauce's blog: "This is how I am :/"

Please take a little time out of your day and help my friend she is the biggest sweetheart in the world, and never asks for anything so I am asking for her....thanks....I love you all http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=333192&albumid=597150&i=532332928

popped my hip....and I think I broke it lolz.....*sigh* does anyone have use for a broken down old man?

Whoever Alana is will you please send me a message, and I will get you up to date. Thank You

have a fubar wedding license?

Maybe ya'll can help me. Why is it that because I have something dangling between my knees that I am automatically a typical jerk off looking for only one thing? Woman always assume that since I am a guy I am just using them for sex and will discard them and treat them like shit. I am really tired of this shit I have been cheated on by all of my gf's but I don't go around calling all girls sluts and shit hell I don't even say that about them, but hey i am the bad guy right? I have never once been in a relationship for sex or looks but I am a guy so by default that's all I want right? Go ahead women tell me why I am a pig and guys what do u think about all of this?

that I could never work at Pilsbury making toaster streudels for I would run from line to line mixing the flavors then I would go home and giggle all night until work the next day :D

some1 please enlighten me....why is it that women always say that they want a nice understanding faithful honest man.....but then when they have that they dump us our cheat on us our continuously lie to us? Hell the last girlfriend I had actually dumped me for being too good. She said I was perfect I treated her and her daughter like goddesses. I even gave up my dream job to get a better paying job for them, I had taken her daughter in as my own. What was most horrid in that whole situation was that I hadn't just lost her I lost my beautiful babygirl...I still miss her every day so please some1 tell me why. Why when I do everything they treat me like shit? Not a single one of them has been able to come up with a reason, none of them had a bad word to say about me...well newayz thanks all.

Ohio friends How Ohio friends are different than anyone else... Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk OHIO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OHIO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OHIO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Cry with you. OHIO Friends: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. OHIO Friends: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Know a few things about you. OHIO Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing. OHIO Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- Friends: Would knock on your door. OHIO Friends Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. OHIO Friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. OHIO Friends: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. OHIO Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste." ------------------------------------------ Friends: Want the money they loaned you back next week. OHIO Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- Friends: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". OHIO Friends: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. OHIO Friends: Will knock them the Fuck out!! ------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." OHIO friends: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- friends: will not let your drive drunk OHIO friends: will get you to drive drunk to go to the Wafflehouse at 2 am ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Will ignore this OHIO Friends: Will repost this