Hot Sauce's blog: "This is how I am :/"

Ohio friends How Ohio friends are different than anyone else... Friends: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk OHIO Friends: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs OHIO Friends: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. OHIO Friends: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. OHIO Friends Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...that shit was fun " ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Cry with you. OHIO Friends: laugh at you --------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. OHIO Friends: Will Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team. -------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Know a few things about you. OHIO Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you. ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Will leave you behind if that ' s what the crowd is doing. OHIO Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. -------------------------------------------------- Friends: Would knock on your door. OHIO Friends Walk right in and say, "I'm home!" ---------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. OHIO Friends: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out. ------------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. OHIO Friends: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night. ----------------------------------------- Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. OHIO Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that shit, you know we don't waste." ------------------------------------------ Friends: Want the money they loaned you back next week. OHIO Friends: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long. --------------------------------------------- Friends: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". OHIO Friends: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then 2 minutes later "okay, just one more!". ------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. OHIO Friends: Will knock them the Fuck out!! ------------------------------------------------- Friends: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." OHIO friends: Will actually take a bullet for you. ---------------------------------------------------- friends: will not let your drive drunk OHIO friends: will get you to drive drunk to go to the Wafflehouse at 2 am ------------------------------------------------------ Friends: Will ignore this OHIO Friends: Will repost this