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Me , Myself , And I
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Me & My Life
Me, Myself And I
Me, Myself, And Whatever Else
The Mask A mask of plastic happiness often covers her sadness Her beliefs hidden from most Afraid of, but willing to face the unknownWondering where her place is in this lifeShe has come close to sharing herselfNever completely revealing anything to anyoneFeelings of invisible chains corner herWhen she dreams, reality shatters before her very eyesAccomplishments she strives for just at hands graspShe feels lost sometimes, not yet finding her notch in this worldAt times the glimmer in her calm eyes slowly disappearsBut within her heart a silent flame burns her inside and outShe roams day by day, playing rolesStrength unknowingly resides in herHistory repeats itself once againThe translucent veil she so proudly wearsLittle by little answers will come, pushing it asideOne day there will be no more mask for her to wearOne day her beliefs will be knownOne day she'll know her place in this lifeOne day she will share herselfONE DAY this mask will be NO MORE Trust Me With Your Heart by K
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Ok here it is...I've been chatting with this guy forever on yahoo. Yeah, he's been trying to get into my pants, but it ain't happened. Well I tell him that I won't do ANYTHING unless I meet him first. So, his suggestion was that he come meet me for lunch and see if we want it to go any further. Well guess what?? The fucker didn't show, call or anything. Will I give him another chance? Nope I don't think so. My motto is "say what you mean and mean what you say" or do what you say you're gonna do or DON'T say it. I'm pretty damn easy going, but I detest a fucking liar. It was HIS idea. Well he just lost out on something great. We could've been some serious fuck buddies. His loss... The other day, I was talking with a guy I know from my work at a convenience store when a nice thick cutie walked in. Well, of course my head turned. He made a comment about her not being bad for a fat chick, and when I commented that she was just my speed, he called me a chubby chaser. Well, I was offended! T
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This is so funny i have been on dating sites for the last year almost now. And I have had guys hit on me. But since I posted my new pics with my chest showing all the guys are coming out now. Was there something wrong with my old pic's? I guess I'll never know. Why is it when every you meet a guy the first thing the do is look right at your chest then your face. Just once i would like to meet a guy who will look me and the eye and say hello and ask how i am. Not go why what size are those can i play with them or are they real. Man give me a break. Melissa
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This blog is about why do guys have to be ass holes. They are always right and have to be in control at all times. I wish for once i could meet a guy who really wants to get to know me and not just have sex or play games. I have 2 wonderful children who i'm not putting through getting attached and then looking around one day and he's gone cause both of them have lost alot in their little lives. So this is just askinfg men to grow up and be a man and stop acting like little boys!
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uhh huh im back now been a while but i am back now !!! feel free to leave something for me you know what i dont get , why men cant make a simple decision .and when they do make a decison its wrong or they change their mind and go back to the usual " i dont know what i want to do" i would rather someone say i never want to see you again then say i dont knwo why do guys do this?
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Well, life sucks at times. I just quite a job. Or shoul I say I walked out and never went back. I was getting payed shit. And the tips were really bad. I would work 6 to 8 hours and only make about $40!!! what the hell is wrong with that pic? I am a good waitress. Not the best. But the best there was at that resturaunt. The other girls would come in bitchy, and they would not smile or anything. They were misrable. And the customers hated them. They always requested me. But I wasn't allowed to wait on them becasue they weren't MY table. And the job was taking away from my family time. nd making me snappy at my kids. not a good thing to do. So, since I have left that job, I have been alot better. I haven't snapped as badly as before. And I am looking for another job. I am a sub teacher right now. And I love it. But I really need something else now. I love waiting tables. ANd working with the public. But I am goig in to have surgery soon. So I can't start another job right away. I need to
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to > wash his Sweatshirt. > Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he > shouted to me, "What > setting do I use on the washing machine?" > "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your > shirt?" > He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma." > And they say blondes are dumb.. . > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going > to make you the > happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, > "I'll miss you..." > "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says > as he stepped out > of the shower, "honey, what do you think the > neighbors would think if I > mowed the lawn like this?" > "Probably that I married you for your money," she > replied. > He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight? > She said - That's a > good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I > sit on the sofa and > fart. > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, > s
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THANKS WHISKEYGIRL FOR THIS , ITS GREAT LMAO …Lottery tickets. You have to rub lots of losers to get a gooe one. …Nursery rhymes. Simple, but entertaining around bedtime. …SUVs. Awkward, but handy for carrying stuff. …Pretzels. They’re harder to resist after a few beers. …Bell hops. They usually come loaded with baggage. …TV commercials. They usually last about 30 seconds. …Cheesecase. It’s hard to keep them off your thighs. …Outhouses. You can usually assume they’re full of it. …Foreign films. Confusing, but at least there’s nudity involved. …Little boys. They need to be fed, dressed, and occassionally spanked. …Squirrels. Most of what comes out of their mouths is nuts. …Shag carpet. Too fuzzy, but fun to walk on. A "heads up" for men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough
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Well I have this supposed boyfriend. I get the feeling he's cheating on me. I'm rather upset about this. I loved him. I thought he loved me. But apparently one person isn't enough for him. So he has to have 2 or 3 I can't believe this shit. I'm done with relationships. Why does it seem that men always go for sluts. I mean and skinny ones.. I'm talking girls that barely wear clothes. the ones where their shirts barely cover them and there skirts could be used as dental floss. Guys seem to be all up on appearance. I'm not skinny not by far. But at least my shirts and skirts cover my ass. And the girls who dress like this have no self respect. They want attention. It's like look at me I'm a whore. That is what you look like. And men are Perve's. Hunnie he doesn't love you. He wants to fuck ya till he's sick of ya then toss your ass out like a used rag. When you dress like that people don't take you seriously doll.. And most women never take you men seriously! I'm done Ranting!!
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Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 2. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 3. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 4. Crying is blackmail. 5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 9. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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who would you rather have; a 22 year old stud e-4 who was sf,airborn,ranger or a 38 year old loser e-3 cavscout( who was active , then got out then went back in as a privat...what a loser
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why is it i never seem to do anything right why is it that the one guy i thought was going to be the love of my life turns out to the ass hole i never wanted to be around so whats up with that sighs it seems that the man wanted betty crocker and donna reed both of which i am not i try real hard and trust me my wiccan reede gets pushed to the limit but always end up depressed as hell and now i just wanna end it all .....
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So...I met this guy and we started dating...and of course it has only been like 3 weeks but I really really like him. Well, he left to go back home but we decided we were going to keep it up and come next year after my divorce is final I was gonna move down there. Well, his ex wouldn't leave me alone on myspace you know kept sending me messages, etc...I just let it go. Well, then one day I get one that said that he was trying to get back with her and she wanted to know if we were together. I finally wrote her back and said that yes we were together and so on and so forth. Then a couple days later I got an email saying that he had sent her a pic of his dick and lo and behold I found it in the recycle bin on my computer. He had used my digital camera and my computer to send it but even though he deleted it off the camera and off the computer he neglected to delete it out of the recycle bin. Hmmm...so I really started wondering if this bitch was not crazy after all. So, I told her
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When your on a date with a guy what are they thinking? Is it how beautiful you are, how much they want to get in your pants, sports, work? Men any insight?
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am a man and only a man win you go out you no you are who you are and what you are the only way the one way just do it make it dont brack it some times we fackit some times we dont we are evil not all here in this world we are men the only thing on earth that can kill for fun can take you down we are men do you want the world do you want your life we are me maybe we will take it maybe we will fuck it but in the end we are men.
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Yesterday i didnt have time to say what i was wanting to say... I am so confused why "boys" consider themselves men when they dont have the balls to tell u the truth... they seem to think that us females are stupid to think they wont be caught cheating well news flash "boys" the only females that wont catch you are the ones who dont give a fuck in the first place and are possibly cheating on you behind your back. I've had two really good men in my life so im not saying every guy is like that. but most are. this is just something i had to get off my chest like it or not dont really give a fuck..
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I am craving shower pleasure with you, multiple shower heads make water cascade from our bodies, our tongues mesh probing deeply and hungrily as we press our bodies together and your smooth skin rubs against mine, your nipples hard with excitement and my swollen lid is pressing against your belly, I lower myself as I am probing your wet pussy lips and I kneel down and you drape one leg over my shoulder as I hungrily bury my face into your wet spread lips, nibbling teasing with my tongue, my teeth and lips cradling your buttocks with my hands and pressing a finger against your rosebud teasing it. I can feel you getting closer as you press harder on to my face, your hands on my head I can now feel your first orgasm, you make such luscious noises when you come, now it is your turn as you lower yourself and want me to stand up, you massage my scrotum and let your tonge run along the length of my shaft teasing the swollen tip and your first take in the tip as your tongue plays around the sm
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is everyone jelous of everyone or is it just certain people that are predisposed to be that way.......how can you be jelous of someone talking to other people if your not in a relationship? that makes absolutly no kind of sense to me! Ok so im laying down trying to sleep and i ended up watching a tv show thats on MTV and its a dateing show, but they run everything that you say through a voice lie detector test. There was a girl on there that was meeting 2 guys, one was ok looking and one was a model(go figure) but anywa not the point. The cute guy lied to her the whole show everything that he said was a ocmplete lie, now the model told the complete truth even admitted to being a virgin. Didnt lie to her one time. now all women say that they are looking for something real and a man that is going to be real with them. This girl picked the guy that had lies the entire show. Her reasoning was that the model was to innocent for her.......WTF Ok i have now added some private pics to m
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well if any of yall know me ya know that im the person to turn to if you got a problem because i listen. but why is it that anytime one of my female freinds talk to me its ussually because their b/f is being an asshole. the lastest vent session i had with one of my female freinds was about just that. she found out that he's been lying to her alot lately. hes been going and talking to his ex againwhich wouldnt be a problem if he wasnt lying about it and if she hadnt tried to breack him and my freind up b4. even after being caught hes continueing to lie and make up more stories to cover the lies that are being discovered. why wont he just admit defeat and be done with it. all hes doing is ruining their relationship. oh god y didnt you give us men enough brains to atleast be able to think.
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YO 1 thing i cant understand is how a nigga will play u n den try 2 act like nuttin happened! wen u tell dem dat u jus wanna b friends n dats it dat its a done deal it seems 2 thru der ears n out der ass. (smile) on da real i cant help but laugh @ da fact dat sum niggas act like der dick is made of 24 karat gold n dat women r supposed 2 b glad dat dey r shoin dem sum kinda attention. Now dont get me wrong im not sayin dat all guys r grimey n all dey wanna do is fuck girls ova, but a real nigga is mad grimey n only worryin bout demselves...n dats da type dat im tryin 2 get away from. ne1 feel free 2 comment back
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Due to the amount of trash I have been recieving in my shoutbox...I have decided to turn it on to family only. If you are not in my family and have something you need me to know, send it private message or comment. If it's only trash keep it on your own page please. Have a great day:) Ok, I'm not one to usually complain. But recently it has come to my attention that alot of men come on my site and befriend me just to get me to talk to my friend Melody. They want to get to know her and think that by being my friend they earn brownie points. Well, let me tell you I DON'T RUN A MESSAGE CENTER!!! If you want to talk to her get the balls and do it. I will no longer be relaying messages to and from her. If you want to be my friend great, if not to bad. I have friends and am not going to cry myself to sleep at night over your loss. That's all I have to say on this subject. Thank you and have a great weekend :)
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will men in this world ever learn to just be honest with us girls...I doubt it...Seriously doubt it...
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Hi to all my friends this is about men, Why is it that when men are online they wana dominate women make threats call names? why do they treat women bad and children. why are they online to look for lil kids or young girls?. why if there horny do they gotta come online call women names and make threats to make them selves feel better? I have alot of friends on here and most are women I try to take time to hang with them all when I can with my busy schedule and all but I never treat none of them bad and yes I have been called names on this site and made in front of too even. there is no reason why any man needs to treat a woman bad or mess with her and even say he loves her and wants her and all then if he finds out she has kids or so he calls her names and takes off thats not right either. and im sorry but that old thing that men pull always has to go hi there how are you do you have a cam soo how big are your boobs? do you have any kids and can I have ya number? most o
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Men stop calling women bitches! Some may act bitchy. Besides that a BITCH is a female dog and we don't have four legs.
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Why are females acting like that have no respect for thereselves on this site I meen come on.. Why are there stupid woman like me that fall in love knowing there gonna get hurt in the long run. I am never gonna fall in love again because I really loved my last boyfriend and he hurt me and let me down. I tried to make him happy but i guess I diddnt do enough for him. I GIVE UP!!!!
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this is one subject ill never get not gonna vent because omg then i would be a drama queen but i just have to say ill never understand guys and what and how they think...all the while they think women are the issue i think it def starts in the xy gene pool..........and you guys are all the same ive yet to find a unquie one that stood out among the rest!! your allllll the same ok dunzo haha have a fabo day/night whatever it might be for ya toodles
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i hate this! i pull away whenever i like someone i push them away. i need to just leave well enough alone i need to stop expressin feeling i need to stop saying what i think i want but dont want i need to think b4 i talk~ i need to stop makin my ownn heart hurt to satisfy others. i need to stop bein a darn ppl pleaser and b a me pleaser. i need 2 b happy with what i have and not want more!
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Why Men Cheat Posted by David Zinczenko on Thu, Nov 30, 2006, 10:34 am Of course, we all know that while men and women are both capable of cheating, it's often the guys who have the biggest problem keeping their belts firmly buckled. And we all know that no matter who it's with, why it's done, or where the after-hours canoodling takes place, cheating is-most of the time-the ultimate relationship death sentence. But instead of dwelling on what happens after the cheating takes place, one of the ways to perhaps prevent infidelity is by knowing a little bit about why men stray. I'm not offering them as excuses, merely explanations as to what happens in that brain (and other body parts) of his-in hopes that you might be able to prevent it. Here, the top reasons why men cheat: To Fulfill His Biology: You know the old anthropological tale. A man's main job, besides killing the saber-tooth, is to spread his seed in order to ensure the survival of his genetic legacy. It's a man's biolo
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yeah im on holidays wooooo hoooooo God men are so bloody annoying at times oooooooo
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why cant i be happy? why is it so hard for me to smile? is it cause so many people dissapoint me in my life? or hurt me? or using me ? people say it is so nice to love someone ... i really dont know anymore how that feels i dont know how to love someone i feel like i am a ghost .... some people dont care about how i feel .... all i was looking for was love someone who love me the same way i love him but everytime i am crossing those type of assholes who just use me and hurt me what is life about ? getting hurt or dissapointed getting so far that i cant trust nobody anymore ? i wished someone could tell me i wished i would find someone who can put that smile back on my face and make my heart happy but i didnt think i will find it again... i dont think there is someone outside in this world who can take the way i am the honest the being real and always speaking my mind person .... alot men r scared of that they cant take it they run away from a woman like me why is that ? men say i need
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You came into my life on a cold January day I got to know you and you took my breath away Before you I didnt know what my heart was for You taught me it was for loving you and all I want is more! We may have rough roads up ahead But if we believe in every word thats been said Then we can get through this just fine And we'll be together forever and all time. You're a great guy you have to believe its true I only tell you this because I believe in you You're the only one in the world for me Baby, I love you and this you need to see. I want to hold you and kiss you for the rest of our lives I cant wait for the day i'm finally your wife Until then everything we do or say is meant to be For it will make us stronger, closer, and yes even happy!! Men suck! I know I'll probably be called a hater but at the moment I dont care. Guys Lie, Cheat and have no real feelings for anything or anyone. I hate them! Your with her not with me But you and I are meant to be I love yo
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. Much to his delight, she approaches him too. Then, she says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from... So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says," My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly "No, I'm your son's teacher." The Penis Study.... The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the s
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Ok so I have about 10 new friends request a day, ALL MEN!!! don't these assholes read?!?! I already have a man, I had two but my hubby has run off with the pool boy, little worms!!! but any way, dosen't mean I need any more... I only need one for a few minor things around the house and to play with once in a while but can't the guys on here read? Im mean come on its in my name!!!!! Don't get me wrong I don't hate men I just am really picky about them. I don't have any trouble finding the ones I want either so why do they think just because I'm on CT I need one of them.
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Unfortunatly there are things that some guys do that just hurt you. For example a friend of mine tells this girl that he doesn't like her except deep down he really does and he knows she likes him alot so what did he do he went and invited another girl over had sex with her and told the person he liked about it.....somtimes guys can be so mean. but that is the unfortunate reality of life. There is no prince charming. Sure there are guys who seem perfect but when you get to know them and see the real side to them well you realize that they aren't as perfect as you thought and you end up disappointed.
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1. Men are like ..Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .....Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ..Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are l
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Answer this question girls why is it that men think that what they need or what should come first?
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When men constantly come and sweep you off your feet but always let you down? Does that make me the sucker or them the ass?
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Reasons Why Men Have Two Dogs And Not Two Wives 30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. 29. Dogs are not allowed in bloomingdale's or neiman-marcus. 28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep. 26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives. 25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater. 24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting. 23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car. 22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free. 19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "if I died would you get another dog?" 18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you. 17. Another man will seldom steal your do
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the boy toys I have are so easily lead....they will do any thing for a titty or a pussy shot...lmao....most of the time they get neither...lmao...fools
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I really hate Fridays, because I can't wait until 5, so that I can go and get a drink. This day will never end. Is it 5 yet???? When will this day end???
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why do men always think that all women want is sex, and when we do want sex men arent in the mood???? WTF is that about????????
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some one please let me know if all men are the same because i amd losen faith fast!!! are all men liers and cheaters??? all i want is for one man to prove to me that their not all the same!!!!!!!!!
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1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do. 2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they will find out and you will be mud. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. 4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms. 8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. If you DO sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did. 9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them
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never say " i love you" if you really don‘t care never talk about feelings if they really arent there never hold my hand if your gonna break my heart never say your going to if you dont plan to start never look into my eyes if all you do is lie never say hi if you really mean good–bye if you really mean forever say you will try never say forever cuz forever makes me cry I KNEW YOU LOVED ME, I FELT THAT YOU DID, I WAS HURT, BECAUSE YOU WERE MY BEST FREIND, I TOLD EVERYONE YOU WERE MY ONLY ONE, I SAW US, I KNOW YOU DID TO, BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME ONCE I WAS EVERYTHING TO YOU, YOU HURT ME SO BAD IT‘S HARD TO TALK TO YOU, WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE THEY ONLY THING I WANNA DO IS KISS YOU, I WOULDENT CHANGE THE WAY I FEEL, I WOULDENT BECAUSE I KNOW YOU FEEL THE SAME IN MANY WAY‘S, THE PROBLEM IS YOUR WITH SOMONE, I KNOW IF YOU WASENT YOU WOULD BE HOLDING MY HAND‘S, YOU WOULD TELL ME EVERYDAY YOU WERE SORRY AND NEVER WANT TO HURT ME AGAIN, AT LEAST THAT‘S WHAT I
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Okay y is it that when you are with a new guy the old one always comes back some one explain that then you realize that you made a mistake and that you should really be with the old one because you still love that person. but when you get back with him you are so happy and all that but in the back of your mine you miss the new guy? and y is it that the second divorce is a hell of alot harder than the first on you mentally ? 1. Learn that women are not the only ones that can change the toliet paper roll. 2. You can clean up after your self. 3. Never offer to help and then when she says thats okay i got it go and find something else to do we are only being nice. 4. If we ask do i look good you always say yes 5. Never miss a day of tell us: -how nice we look - how much you love us -how much we are needed
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yeah so I got played again.........FUCK ALL MEN.!!!!!!!!!!! Im fucking done.......the old Shannas back im so fucking tired of being sweet and nice when all it gets me is heart ache and I hope the little ass reads this......cause thanks to him.............. im back!!!!!!!!!!
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Man what is it with men and there hormones?? Hell they cant remember stuff you tell them the day before but when you happen to forget something that they tell you, They get all pissy BUT yet you cant.. WTH.. I mean COME ON.. Then on top of it They like to do something that pisses you off the most and YET They seam IT is still ok after you tell them you have a problem with it.. So i am wonder do i do the same thing back and see what happens or just leave it alone and be a WITCH... Well Not sure if everyone knows but i am divorced, Have been since November 19th, I have 3 children i love. They are my Pride and joy. I can honestly say i am turning a new leaf in 2010. I have change my attatude on the way i get treat. I live with my ex still till i get a place ( house in both names still unless he buys me out) My Trailblazer is mine but got both names on it unless i pay it off. I divorced him for a lot of reason. 1. Abuse, physical, mental and verbal, 2. The it was always ok for him to lo
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I didn't understand men at all. They tell you everything you want to hear. After a couple of months of being with them. They turn on you. I figured females would do this not males. I'm very honest with the guys I date. Need to be honest, caring, truthing, and like kids. But men lie more then a female. What the hell is going on here? I guess I will never figure out a man.
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I need to know why is it that men are only after 1 thing sex....they don't care to get to know a girl as long as she will put out thats what they care about and it is really starting to suck...Most of them do not care who u are on the inside they just see whats on the outside how is that fair? I am not trying to insult all men out there just the ones that are like that who think women are just fuck things and not actual people....Guess what we are human too.....
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What is it with guys who feel it necessary to lie to their wives? I don't care to be anyone's scapegoat anymore! Some guy who I haven't seen in almost 9 years told his wife that I am harassing him, every time he comes to the place I work, when he is here on business. I am NOT interested in this guy, in any way, shape, or form. In fact, whenever he does come in, he is bugging my co-workers about when I am working, and to tell me that he thinks about me, and says "hi". This guy gives me the creeps, and I go out of my way to avoid him. In fact, the last time I did see him and said anything, I was rude. Well, as rude as I could possibly be without making the company I work for look bad. I have a man of my very own, whom I love and adore with all my heart. I don't want nor do I need anyone else's. With every relationship comes it's own set of headaches. And, believe me...this relationship has had it's fair share. So, tell me this, why the HELL would I want someone else's headache
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What part of NO do men not understand?? I was just getting cigarettes at the gas station and as I am walking in this guy says “Beautiful” and so I said “Thank You” because that’s the way I am, I don’t think I am all that trust me, getting a compliment is always nice. I am getting the items I need in the store and this guy keeps staring and walking near me, at this point it’s annoying! So, I ignore him and leave the store and there he is right behind me asking me for my number! First of all, you should ask someone their name before asking for their phone number so points off right at the bat! I said, “No, I have a boyfriend”. Do you know this idiot says, ‘Oh so what?” I said “ No, like I SAID I have a boyfriend” with more conviction this time and get in my car. Well, here I am driving and his stupid ass is behind me with his head out the window saying some shit, I was not listening to him and here I am on my way home and this asshole is behind me so I have to go turn off at another ligh
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Why is it when a man uses a female they cant be MAN enuff to tell them that its over with and they did not want nothing else?? Is it always they think with the WRONG HEAD.. And not what females want or like. Or think that there a good person. Even when there LOW DOWN dirty SCUM.. Damn Some MEN can be useless only reason why GOD put there on here is for a female to get her fun with them.
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Hey if you all don't know me I'm one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. Why do sweet people always have to be hurt?? Last night I came home to get more clothes from staying at a friends house and my dad beat the shit outta of me....my mom was trying to get him off me but she couldn't...Why do men have to snap at little things like that?? I was just wondering if they was anyone I could be friends with that will understand what I'm going thru...Right now I am in the process of moving into my grandparents house...I'm sorry i wasted your time by reading this I just had to ask that simple question.....Why me????
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MY EX NOW DECIDES HE WANTS TO BE A PART OF HIS CHILDS LIFE.. NOT SURE WHAT TO BELIEVE, ONE DAY HE DOES NEXT DAY HE DOESN'T.. SHOULD I GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE???
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I love men... I love the way they look, the way they smell, they way they look when they first tuck their shirts in... just out of the shower, towel still on, hair all wet... I am almost obsessed with watching them play pool... all of that bending and twisting, and I don't know if you've notice this but when men play pool, they look a lot like they do when they are having sex, the same expressions on the face etc. So... now you know my dirty little secret... I LOVE MEN!
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My ex and I have been broken up for about 2months now... He already has a girlfriend but I'm also dating someone nothing serious but I like him a lot but I don't want to add another person to the sex list... So my ex and I are still having sex. I still love him so much but it seems like he is a much different person than when the time we met... I am really scared for him.... I would love to get back together with him but I don't think I would take him back because he has hurt me so much by not being there for me when I needed him... I don't know, All I have to say love is a hard thing the word gets thrown around like it's nothing. Love should only be said when it's how you really feel.. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT ON MY PG THAT YOU KEEP ON LOOKING AT ME FOR? YES I KNOW I'M GORGOUS BUT LIKE A COWARD YOU HAVE YOUR PG BLOCKED FROM ME....BUT DON'T WORRY I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR PG AND SEE U AND YOUR UGLY ASS GIRLFRIENDS COUGHslutsCOUGH I JUST DON'T SEE WHAT I EVER HAVE SEEN IN YOU... DON'T
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Some men are really out there are they not? Met my main man yesterday and he flipped me out. Told me he would own me for the rest of my life - I'm like sure Baby don't think so - I've never cheated on a man in my life. What makes him think he so special I will cheat on one now just for him? He needs to get over himself - arrogance is not what I need in a lover. I'll share with him until I meet the man of my dreams then it's over. If he wants me that bad, then he can get a divorce and have me. I just can't believe he went there with me. Why do some men have to be so fake? Just be honest with me and I'll respec you forever. Don't tell me you like me if you don't. Don't tell me you'll call if you won't. Don't tell me you had a great time if you didn't. And most important, don't tell me you'll be back if you won't. Honesty is the one thing you have that should never be abused. If you don't have any backbone and can't be straight up, then I'd prefer not to hear from you. I und
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So ummmm if you are gonna lie or play games.. get to steppin.. I am not into bullshit games and lies.. Too many men out there to deal with bullshit.. I am a very honest person and I expect the same in return. I don't understand why men feel the need to lie and think they won't get caught.. The truth always comes out one way or another.. I understand this is the internet and you can be whoever you want but if you are going to be someone you aren't find someone else to chat with.. There are honest people out there and those are the ones I choose to surround myself with.
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I have been thinking about this for a time now, and i did it; I completely removed my "nsfw" folder. For a few simple reasons, 1.) I'm tired of 'some' men joining my friends list, just to see the "nsfw" folder. 2.) Some of the remarks that were made towards my picutres were rude and just not something i want to read. 3.) I was also tired of some of the grief i was getting from fellow women on here, calling me names, and pointing out the fact im married, WTF is it to you in the first place. I know some are offended by nudity, but you people need to stop your contradicting for a simple reason, you frigin look at those same damn pictures we all look at; so, for the time being, i have removed all pictures that are "nsfw". Sorry about this, but maybe when other f*ckheads grow the hell up, i may put them back up, maybe! Take care and be safe
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Why is it that a man can claim to "really be feeling you," but don't want you? Why is that he can SOMETIMES say that he wants to be your man then when you ask him about it, he is clueless. If men would make up their damn mind, women wouldn't be wasting their damn time on one loser and get a little bit of what they want from many men because it seems that no one man can fulfill ALL my needs. Guess that is why the front of my car says NEVER SATISFIED. I am tired of the games and lies. If all you wanted was sex, say so. If you want more, be a man, speak up and say it. Bottom line: I am single so if you are really about something, then get at me and let's see what happens!!!!! Aimee
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all i want is for ONE man to prove to me that they are not all the same.
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Why are men so fucking stubborn? Damn Im divorcing the asshole and he still gets to me. 28 fucking years of mental abuse. I finally wake up and realize it and tell him I want out. I found the lawyer, and I file for divorce. Now the asshole decides he is going to file bankruptcy and he wont wait until the divorce is final. SO I get sucked up into this shit too. How does he find all these ways to hurt me. Its not just the words, God knows he is an expert at that. But FUCK FUCK FUCK! When will this nightmare end?!
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Do you women believe that there is that one man that's your dream? He will make you say "ooh my" that's my dream. Do you believe that the mam exist that is faithful and wants to be there? Do you believe there is a man that can kiss away the pain? Do you believe there is a man that doesn't play games with your heart and mind? Do you believe there is a man out there that doesn't just want sex? I believe with all my heart that there are good men left out there. Men that have good conversation and can make luv to our minds before our bodies. Men that know how to love their women unconditional. A man that want his woman to walk beside him, and not behind him. Women want a man that can say how he feels and not hide it. Are they out there????
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Please tell me that all men are not like some of the men I have met online. I have had men tell me that they love me and want to be with me one day. Then the next day, they either just disappear or block me. I am sick and tired of getting my heart broken and getting my hopes up. These guys talk all sweet to you to win you over then just disappear. They leave you a shattered mess wondering what you did wrong. I have even had guys talk about wanting to marry me and wanting me to have their babies. I am so sick of the crap. All I want is a man that is going to be there for me and not treat me like total shit. Is that too much to ask? Lately I am starting to think so. I am just tired of the guys who want to play childish games and all the drama. If there is a real man out there, please tell me where. I know that I am overweight but that does not mean that I do not have feelings. There is this guy in my building that I am really interested in. I do not know for sure if he is i
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blah why are men so predictable, sheesh . I met a guy on here, from around where i live.. and he did the same fucken thing , that they all do.. I hanged with him one night and all of a sudden he don't talk to me anymore.. we didn't do anything but watch a couple movies, I guess I might have scared him off.. but it still hurts to be ignored and like nothing is wrong when they can fucken tell a girl what is up.. sheesh.. I liked to told then lied too, and told instead of ignored.. it's my conclusion that all guys are only after one thing.. none of them are out there for love.. my babys daddy cheated on me , then I left him, but it still hurts even though I left him.. now I get hurt again.. wtf is that shit.. I'm about to give up seriously.. not worth getting hurt, specially when I have my daughter to worry about..
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The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then yo
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Why are younger men attracted to older women? Is it because they are looking for someone who reminds them of thier mother? We have more experience? They need guidence? Yes some of us older women are still hot at our age but the guys that want us are way too young. I feel like I could be thier mom and they don't seem to care. Men who want women in the mid 40's range and they are under 22..seems like they are missing a few screws!!! Is it just me? Or is it that men don't care as long as they are getting some?!
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The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Symp
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You know I read this on a page about relationships the author was listed as UNKNOWN. But it really sounded like me. I'll wait for the guy who sleeps next to me and feels at home...who watches me smile and smiles himself...who will not run away and become scared when he falls hard ...who fights for what he feels no matter what...and who's brave enough to tell me all his feelings right there and then- even if it means knocking on my door at 3 am or driving 5 hours just to let me know. i'll wait for the one who i get lost in random conversations with...for the one who acts silly just to make me laugh...for the one who can calm me down better than anyone else... for the guy who is proud to hold my hand, knowing i'm his, and only his. i'll wait for the one who feels his bed is empty if i'm not there...for a guy who will take my hand to slow dance with me in the middle of his bedroom floor, i'll wait for the guy who takes all the crap his guys give him for spending so much time with me
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ts official,, men ARE IDIOTS!!@!!!!!! only a man can/would do this We all need a good laugh today!! The ultimate brazilian... Why can't men just be upfront and honest? Why do most of them feel the need to lie?? Lies almost always end up coming out eventually, and then what do ya have? ...... somebody that's hurt, sometimes I don't blame some of you for wanting to hurt some , hell, can't say that some don't deserve it........ but, there are those of us that really DON'T deserve to be hurt! I know that not 'all' men are assholes,liars,cheats,etc. so don't think that for one minute that I'm 'man bashing' all men. I'm not. I just wish those that hurt others so damn much would at the very least grow a set and at least be upfront, give a woman the choice to decide whether she wants what you can offer or not....... the worst she can say is no, and so what , is that such a big deal ? NO! move the hell on and find one or a million if that's what you want,
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Why do men pick on us, and tease us when we have "that time of the month", when in reality they are a bunch of whiney little bitches when they get a slight cold. Just once...just once... I would love for a man to experience what we do... Cramps, bloating, headaches, etc. Gees just one of these and they would be on the sofa whining ... "honey it hurts .. make it stop". But when we do it... "buck up baby it can't be that bad" or some other lameass comment they feel they need to make. And they are supposed to be the STRONGER sex ... give me a break...roflmao. Ok I'm done ranting. I'm sure most if not all the women will love this post. Looks are nice but they aren't all that's important ... you can look like a god and have the personality of a wet mop... or you can look like a mutt and have a personality that's very sweet and wonderful. I'm going to vote for the man with a personality over looks every time. To have a contest to see who can get more women, or to see who is better t
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Why is it that there is no 50-50 in a relationship anymore? Or am I the most hateful biotch to live with? I sure did not see myself miserable so soon in life. And people wonder why I dont want to be married again. Maybe I have too high expectations out of a man. Hell,,keep a job,,weedeat the grass,,,hell ill mow, take out the trash...and occasionally tell me you love me and hold me like there is no tommorrow...Hell im lucky if the trash gets out. Maybe I am just having a bad month..cause im not pmsing right now..lol. I work...cook..clean,,,and any of the above....Or maybe noone is happy anymore and its all a facade?
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Why is it im new to this site and because I don't have a salute pic which I justfound out today what that was do men think im fake?? Sorry if I have a since of humor and what some call good looks. Sorry you've been burned but that is your issue not mine. Dont judge me off what others have done to you get a life and get over it. Yes Iknow their is fake people and pic stealers out their happen to be someone that this has happened to. No wonder their is so many lonely souls out their. So sad when people arnt willing to look beyond their own issues And men most women dont fall for the sweetie, sexy, babe comment all the time.
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OMG MY HUSBAND IS SUCH AN A$$HOLE argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggG
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Voglio un amico reale. Non voglio un inganno un. Ho pensato l'ho amato. Indovino avevo torto. Perché na ciò vede appena. Ho pensato era un'eccezione. Voglio innamorarsi. Fuck I really hate this fucking site. The fucking men are fucking dogs and dont know how to treat a girl. And the fucking women are NUTS!.. I really dont think i have a good enough reason to be on this damn site any more. Im just really fucking agitated right now, and i dont think there is one decent person that is on right now that i can fucking talk to.. fuck fuck fuck...i hate being an angry girl..men look at me like AHH!!! not to mention the jealousy ..i was never jealous in my life...and now i am..where the fuck did this come from.. someone come fucking shoot me. You tell me you love me/ But I see past your bullshit/ You tell me you want me/ But you just want to hit/ You need to just leave me alone/ I'm not gonna pick up my phone/ just leave me alone/ Ass whole I'm not liking your tone/ Don'
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Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to go to another gas station because this one's too "icky"..... Same work ... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, ALL the damn time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Dry cleaners and hair stylists don't rob you blind. You can kill your own food. You get extr
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of whic h way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $500 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for
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I know guys are gone be mad at me for this one but I just had to post this up here because it just is so true...Females need to pay close attention....There are many different ways that Males view their Female counter parts...and if you read this you will see where you fall in place with a nigga you're dealing with...you ladies say you want the truth so here it is....There are 4 titles that a WOMAN can hold in a MAN's life...WIFEY / BOO / BITCH / HOE...after you read this...which one are YOU...LOL 1)WIFEY is irreplaceable.. but she is the only one that is irreplaceable.. She is the girl that we love and will always love, and he never wants to see her with another man.. But.. He will cheat on her with BOO, BITCHES, and HOEs until we are mature enough to realize that if we lose WIFEY we will be screwed. 2) BOO is replaceable, she thinks she's WIFEY, but will NEVER be WIFEY because WIFEY was made WIFEY is irreplaceable.. she can NEVER replace her.. BOO tries to take WIFEY spot, b
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when you say you love me and in the next breath say you hate me what im going to think that you really do hate me but deep down in side i know you love me and i love you too but it so hard to tell you cause you dont trust me
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why do all married guys say thay are single when thay are married when i'm only looking for a nice single guy...
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well this is just another one of my rambling sessions cause i have noone to talk to that would even understand whats going on with me. why is it that guys say one thing and act a totally different way. there was this guy i was talking to and he persued me actually has been liking me for a year but the time was never right, finally he asks me for a chance and for some reason i decide what the heck sure why not. well that only turned out to be disasterous cause now supposedly he went back to his ex cause supposedly shes pregnant with what she says is his kid but anyway whatever i dont even care about that. for the last two weeks he has completely ignored me well at least to my face anyway. ive caught him looking at me when he doesnt think im aware and all. well this week with christmas coming and all i decided to be the bigger person and i gave him a christmas card along with everyone else now for the last three days hes been back to flirting with me. i just dont get it. how can he say h
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please comment me and rate me all comments and rates put together make the total score http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=704046&albumid=750253&i=244900546 thats the pic link thanks love you all
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Okay so i met this guy n here,nascar19712003,his name is matt and hes 36.well as u all know im only 21.The words he said to me decided i would take the chance.Boy was that a mistake. I live in St.Louis missouri and he lives in Bloomington,illnois,about 200 miles and 3 hours apart.Well i took my 70$ paycheck and went up there.Drove all the way up there and surpirsed him.Anyways i got there,everything was cool.He kept telling me he loved me,wanted to marry me and have kids with me.he even cried after he said we "made love" what a load of shit!Anyways next day i go home,and we get on here and he says he doesnt think its going to work out then just starts raggin on me!YAy...so why do men lie?I swear his dick was only about 4 inches long HARD!When it was soft it went back inside itself i am not even playing.So yeah im looking for a REAL MAN not theses fucking lil boys!
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GAH! Why is it every man that I meet turns out to be something they're clearly not?!?! For example, I was dating this guy in the Navy who thought that he was quite literally GOD's gift to women. At first his confident/cocky attitude was a turn-on, but my mind quickly changed when I discovered he had been cheating on me. What's worse is he lied to my face when he was busted! You know the whole "wasn't me" Shaggy mentalitly! He totally thought that I was either too desperate or too stupid to figure out what he was up too and would just accept it. WRONG! Anyway's that ended in October and since then I've only met one guy. A total game player! Uh hello McFly, HS ended 15 yrs ago for me.. GROW UP!! Makes me wonder if I will EVER find a decent guy and build a stable relationship with?!?! *sigh* Maybe I'll just become a lesbian!!!
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Hello my love! It´s so hard to be your lover baby! You know, you even look like a doctor, every time I look for you, you are in some "doctor´s office" or on the nite-shift at some "hospital"... doctor´s office is just a way of saying it because you and I both know, that the beds you prefer are nothing like those "check-up" beds. Am I right baby? But I´m not writing to fight with you, I just want to know when you´ll be here again because I´m almost forgetting how it is to be your lover... and if you take too long, I´m going to start feeling like a wife, a betrayed wife!! Did you know when you disagre like that I start to get really worried?? Yeah well, I have to know if you´re eating well, , oh, I mean if your getting fed, oh you know what I mean!! I need to know if your not pushing yourself to far, if you´re not stressing yourself too much, because I wouldn´t like to receive you totally exhausted, right baby?? Well that´s that my love. This card is to say, I miss you a lot, and I
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So again..ive been lied to by another guy. A guy who i thought was true and honest..i use to look forward to seeing him out and about and now i could give two fucks less if i see him.
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Have you ever loved and lost? --This was written by my best friend's ex husband.... it is amazing! Deployboink is his name and he said I could borrow it :) Women think with their emotions. Emotions dictate a woman's actions. Men think with their little head or logic. I am talking more about the logic thinking. Everyone already understands the little head thinking. A woman's emotions dictate what they do. It is simple. A man on the other hand argues with his emotions. There is a battle between logic and his feelings. Usually logic wins. That is not always a good thing. These battles can and usually produce bad results. A man can have true love right in front of his face and throw it away due to this battle. Don't worry, the man usually realizes it after it is too late. That should be comforting for all of you that wish that the man would be just as miserable as you. It is just like those "chick flick" movies except the man is too stupid to make it to the happy endi
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This makes sense... MEN-tal illness MEN-strual cramps MEN-tal breakdown MEN-opause GUY-necologist AND When we have REAL trouble, it's a (HIS)HYS-terectomy. Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN? I say to that "a-MEN!" I got this from a friend. Feel free to copy if you want.
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hello i am 32 took care of 2 kids for 4 yrs and i payed the price. went to a place were i should have not gone.. love a man very much and i dont know how to tell him have not talk to him in almost 3 weeks. he dont know how i really feel just knows i was there. damn i miss him and really love him with all my heart i have been so depressed. i wish i would of came there in a lil differant so i would of never had to leave.. damn i miss him and i need to talk to him but dont know what to say. but i am in love with u and please write me i just got home today.. because i know i miss u......
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Why are all the good ones so far away? Or are already married or with someone or about to propose! I know that there are good ones out there that are here locally but most just out to get something and leave! Tell me in the comment below! Why you would be good for me and why you would wanna be my 3rd man I have ever been with! Also just cause we may hook up dont mean you will get any play till I can trust you wont screw me over! Be Honest I can spot BullShit at a 1000 meters away!I am fluent with Remington AR 15 and Winchester Shotguns and my Remington bolt action 30-06 so come now one and ye all and tell me why you should be number 3!!!!!!!!! Natalie Raye Talison taliraye
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Why do cheating men pray on women like there some kinda dinner? I know women cheat as well and yes it sucks, but why does one bad egg, apple whatever have to fuck it up for the rest who are half way decent out there in life, it seems we are playing a game of life and more and more people out there are playing a game of chance with peoples feelings instead, im blogging on a mumm i rated and commentd on as well, my best friend is in the same boat, she cought her man cheating on her and he dont want a divorces and shes willing to work it out, yes i belive some men can change if they really want to, but it goes back to the same saying fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me, we really dont need to be kicking our own ass's for sometghin someoen els did . I guess life is more metail then phycial and people take advatage of it, women are more emotional and men are more physcial, its not so bad when moreals are set in place but when you mix two peopel with fucked up morals, this
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when giving head do tongue ring's realy make a diff? why is it that men dont show their true color's until after you say "i do" ? by then it's too late to get out should i take more picture's of myself or just leave the ones i have up?
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A LITTLE HUMOR For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like . Laxatives .... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like. Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ... Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .. Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like .... Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn .. They s
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Why are men such ass holes? Why do they think they can love you day and hate you the next and then you come back the next? Why do women go back again and again. Why all the games? What ever happend to LOVE. HONESTY. TRUST. What happened that in todays world real relationships are rare and precious? And why is it that when you find this person you are supposed to be with they are not ready to be with anyone? Oh I know cause you werent meant to be to begin with.......
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Why are me so afraid of full fugured men. We love to fuck just like the skinny bitches do. some of do it better and love it. Besides we all have great emotional involement and that makes it better any way. We will do one nite stands too. Its funny, I get hit on by more by skinny guys than big guys. Explain that one. Anywayz I do like to hook up and anyone in the area that might want to message me and maybe bring a friend I am open for new ideas and experementation. Just one time filngs work good for me or whatever!!
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wtf men cant u read my profile in abot me first of all alot of men on here our perves yeah well dont bring it to my pro ty..stop asking me for sex stop wanting to talk dirty with me becaouse i block people who do that first sex comment i block theme.u only get one chance in my world lol.so be wise not foolish..respect me..and why go on a girls page n right of the bat say talk dirty to me thaz not evin romantic lol..why dont ya talk to her get to know her n if shes like that a slut a whore a fuckem n leaive kindda a gal our a gal who got a man at home n usses online men to get off well then take it to the next levil dont fucking come on a girls pro n say shit like that i dont wanna hear that our of ur mouther..u talk like u got a garbe mouth. IM NEW TO THIS HOLE THING OK ON THIS SIGHT..IM NOT HERE FOR SEX OK N IM NOT HEAR TO HEAR UR DICK SIZE.U CAN BE 12 INCHES BUT IT TAKES A REAIL MAN TO WIN MY LOVE AND AFECTION NOT UR DICK..AND IT TAKES A GOOD HONEST HEARTED MAN TO EVIN GET IN MY PAIN
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1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try. 2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. 5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-- how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. 6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. 7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved. 8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-- Goodbye. 9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong
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Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, Fate is going to be kind? Could you be the one for me, The one to help me forget The man that broke my heart, my soul The man that haunts me yet? You tell me that I'm beautiful Something I've never heard But the one still lives here in my mind That couldn't spare a kind word It's going to be hard to forget And pick up the pieces he left Could you be the one to teach How to love again and forget? Could you be the one to come And mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together What another broke apart? It won't be an easy job, you see My road has been long and rough And the heart that was once so soft Is now shut, locked, and tough But I can feel my heart open again It's opening for you Just come in, and love me back That's all you have to do I must ask you one small thing Before we kiss and part Please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of broken hearts
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i'm so so confused right. i've been with this guy for 2 and a half. people have just recently told me that he has cheated on me more then once. but when i ask him he denies it altogether. i love him with all of heart. he told me that he is going to change and he'll do whatever it takes to keep me. i want to beleive him so bad. i just don't know what to do. if anyone reads this and has some advice please let me know.
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Wow! Ok I have had alot of issues with men in my life! So many issues I decided to write this little blog. If someone reads this and takes it wrong I am sorry. If you think I am talking about you ask, I will tell you. Types of Men: Asshole,cheaters,psycho,abusive,emotional,crazy,scary, controlling,jealous,wonderful,fun,sexy,perfect! What have I had. I think that I have had all of these. This is why. Asshole: Well for one I think every man I have had in my life has been a asshole more then once. As I see it though I can and will be a bitch so that does not really bother me. Cheaters:out of the men in my life I can only think of one man that was brave enough to cheat on me. I can't stand it! My views on cheating if you feel the need to cheat leave me then do it. If i am not happy enough with you not to cheat I will be out the door before you blink. Psycho: Omg sadly this seems to be the most common man that comes in my life. I am not just saying hey I think the
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IT SEEMS TO ME THAT ALL THE REAL GREAT MEN SEEM TO BE IN OTHER STATES BESIDES OHIO. GOD CANNOT MAKE IT ANY HARDER FOR ME....LOL WELL SUMMER IS AROUND THE CORNER SO ITS TIME TO SHED THOSE WINTER POUNDS AND FOR ME THE BABY FAT ALSO. WHATCHA THINK?
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Just venting here!!! I'm just so tired of living with his rules and his ideas. Last weekend I told him I had it all I could take and he decided that it meant I was going crazy and needed to get out of the house. He works this weekend and so it started that I could go to my parents, then not enough money, so try to get them to come here. They just filed bankruptcy so they don't have the money. Then it was go out with your friends. Rachel, he likes her, has to work. So, he told me to try Brandie (my youngest daughter's friends mom, we play cards with) because she is wholesome! She has a septic issue at her house so no. When I told him this he said well I guess your just out of luck, I said no I still have Lisa. Well, Lisa is my pagan friend and he hasn't met her, but because she is pagan, a red-head (still can't figure that one out), and married to a black man he doesn't like her. He said well you have sooo much to do this weekend, maybe you should put it off. I said that I wasn't really
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The Sensitive Man > > > > > > A woman meets a man in a bar. > > > > > > They talk; they connect; they end > > up leaving together. > > > > > > They get back to his place,and as he shows her around his apartment. > > > > > > She notices that one wall of his > > bedroom is > > > > > > > > completely filled with soft, sweet, > > cuddly teddy bears. > > > > > > There are three shelves in the > > bedroom, > > with hundreds and hundreds of cute, > > > > > > cuddly teddy bears carefully placed > > in rows, covering the entire wall! > > > > > > It was obvious that h e had taken > > quite some time to lovingly arrange them > > > > > > and she was immediately touched > > > > > > by the amount of thought he had > > put into organizing the display. > > > > > > > > > > There were small bears all along > > the bottom shelf, > > > > > > medium-sized bears covering the > > length of the middle shelf, >
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i really hate the fact that i get all the ones who plays games why can't i just find someone who is true!!!
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Just feeling down right now and wondering why men lie?
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Every relationship goes through some bad times. Like the time you caught him flirting when he thought you weren't watching, or the time the ex called and left a sultry message on the machine, or the time when the two of you fought like angry reptiles when one of you decided it was okay to spend the bonus money on the latest turbo tool. Certainly, though, the most awkward and uncomfortable time in a relationship comes at the very end of it - the time when the two of you (or at least one of you) decides it's time to divide the iTunes account and move on. No break-up is easy, and many guys resort to some old standards when it comes to conversational gambits in the final moments. This will help you decode what his cutting lines truly mean. "It's not you; it's me." Translation: "It's not me; it's you." One-third of men admit that they're lying when they blame themselves for the demise of the relationship. Of course, they're trying to soften the blow a bit - to ensure that you k
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you know this is hard to say, but i'm really getting sick and tired of men. i sick of always being stomped on. i just don't know what to do.
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You know if you're going to cheat or lie you should at least be smart enough not to get caught. If you're willing to be unfaithful then should you really be in the relationship in the first place. I won't say temptation isn't always there but shouldn't you be able to say no. If I'm no longer good enough then why are you here? I don't get it. If this was how you wanted things then why did you ask for a closed relationship in the first place. You had the options to go elsewhere. I'll tell you why it's because you want your cake and you want to eat it to. You want me at home like a happy little housewife while you do as you please. Well I'm finished with that role. I could feel bad about myself or blame myself but I won't. You're as replaceable as the guy before you. If its my weight thats the problem then get the fuck out. I like me and I don't need your approval. If you think that I will be lost with out you then you are sadly mistaken. It's not like I didn't have options. Unlike you I
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most men want some one to be with that will take care of them all the time. well guess what that dose not mean that we set at home 24/7 rasieing ur child cooking and cleaning and be at ur every bek-in-call. U can also get up off ur asses and help out. It is hard now a day to find some one that is kind hearted and will be there no matter what happens. And when we want to go out with our girl friends to have a nite out on the town, dont be askin where we're goin what time we'll be back and who's goin to be there. Ur not our daddy's! And no guys most girls r not high maintance! We just want some one to luv us for who we r not what we look like. U dont judge a book by its cover. But maybe im just old fashion. What do u think ?
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WHY ARE ALOT OF THE MEN I MEET ASSHOLES. YOU KNOW I THOUGHT I HAD SOMETHING GOING GOOD WITH THIS GUY AND I KNEW IT WAS NEVER COULD GO REAL FAR CUZ OF REASONS I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT. BUT I WAS HOPING THAT THERE WAS A LITTLE SOMETHING THERE. I GUESS I WAS THE ONLY ONE THINKING IT. IT SEEMS WE ARE GROWING APART. ITS PROBLAY JUST ME. I'M TIRED OF BEING THE ONE TO MAKE ANY KIND OF MOVES. I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING PUSHY BUT BY GOD I CAN'T WAIT FOREVER. I THINK I AM JUST GOING BACK AWAY AND BE THERE AS A FRIEND BUT THATS IT. SEE I WANT SOMEONE THAT WANTS ME AND THAT I'M THE ONLY THING THEY CAN THINK OF AND THAT ISN'T AFRAID TO SHOW. I JUST DON'T THINK I WILL EVER FIND THAT. YOU KNOW I SHOULD JUST GO OUT AND GET LAID THEN I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER SINCE ITS BEEN SINCE THE OF JULY. TOO LONG FOR ME MAYBE THATS WHY I'M SO FURSTRATED. BUT THATS NOT THE KIND OF THING I WANT BUT IT MIGHT WORK. I DON'T KNOW PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.......
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Police Briefs Sentinel & Enterprise Article Launched: 04/03/2008 10:00:47 AM EDT Judge: Intimidation in love letters LEOMINSTER -- District Court Judge John J. Curran Jr. set bail at $10,000 Wednesday for an incarcerated Leominster man accused of violating the terms of a restraining order by sending a letter to his ex-girlfriend. Police allege Daniel F. Simmons, 36, sent two letters under a false name from the Worcester County House of Corrections to the woman, in part asking her not to testify against him, according to a report from Officer Michael DeLuca. DeLuca reported the woman turned the letters in upon receiving them. In one of the letters, Simmons allegedly admitted to risking breaking his restraining order by writing the letter, and he laid out four scenarios for the woman, including two asking her not to testify against him in court. "The (district attorney) can’t force you to," he allegedly wrote.
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I really dont understand men! Maybe its not for me to understand. I wonder if ALL men cheat? Y is it that alot times they dont take a girls feelings into consideration? Y dont they stay single if they just wanna flirt and look at a bunch of nasty whores?! I guess thats why they have the saying, "Date like a man so u dont get played like a bitch!" Ive always been taught to express my feelings but when it does no good should u keep expressing them?! Im tired of being lied to and treated like I'm stupid! God knows my heart and knows what I need and desire. I just gotta keep faith in HIM and HIM only!
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WHAT GIVES MEN THE RIGHT TO TREAT WOMEN LIKE THEY ARE GARBAGE. WE DO HAVE FEELINGS AND WE HURT AND WE DO HAVE A HEART.WHEN MEN NEED TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE BIG OR MANCHO THEY START KICKING WOMEN AROUND.WELL I THINK ITS WRONG AND I FOR ONE WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE BECAUSE I USE TO BE ONE OF THOSE WOMEN ON THE RECIEVEING END OF THAT SHIT.I THINK MEN NEED TO TAKE A LONG LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND ASK THIER SELFS IS THAT IS HOW THEY WANT TO BE TREATED IN LIFE AND SEE IF THEY SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.BUT THIS IS MY OPINION.
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I am more than you'll ever know. I am stronger than you think I am. I can love harder than you can believe. I am a force to be reckoned with. I will not back down from a challenge. I will always win the fight. I will love and hold you close to me, but I will turn my back on you if you hurt my pride. I will give my all to you. I will honor and cherish your soul, but if you break my heart you will only then understand the true meaning of lonely and cold. I am alive and breathing. My heart is beating...my eyes now can see all that was once hidden. I am changing....it's for the better. I am becoming my own. I am growing and maturing and becoming the woman I always wanted to be. I am living and laughing and loving. I wake up with a smile on my face and a song in my heart. I am what I always knew I could be....finally I am ME!!!!!! Believe it or not. Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr . in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be
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I hate men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of them.... I might just become full out les.... lol If my computer had a dick I prob would marry it .. bc the computer doesnt have a mouth that I would have to hear all the time....!!!lol
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Well lets start off by saying all men are pigs... only if 1) They do everything you tell them 2) When you want something they get it 3) They open ALL doors for you 4) When you cry.. They care 5) When your feet hurt they dont ask do you want me to rub them.. they ask coco butter or oil. 6) They kiss you in every place on your body so you know they are trying to make sex more then just sex 7) When you need them there always there 8) Your the Princess 9) They dont look at anyother girl... even if they may be hott.. 10)The final thing... they have to be HOTTT!
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Penis breath, a lover’s dread. Is what you get when you give head. Unpleasent as it tends to be. Be grateful that he doesn’t pee. It’s times like this you wonder why. You bother reaching for his fly. But it’s too late, can’t be a tease. Accept the facts, get on your knees. You know you’ve got a job to do. So open up and shove it through. Lick the tip then take it all. Don’t drag your teeth or he might bawl. Slide up and down, use your tonge. And feel the precum start to run. So when the fuck’s he gonna cum. Just when you can’t take anymore. Your hear your lover’s mighty roar. And when he hit’s that real high note. You feel it oozing down your throat. Salty, fishy, sticky, nasty stuff. Okay already, that’s enough. Let’s switch you say, before you gag. And what’s your revenge, your on your rag. Term B) To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beaut
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You [men] are not our protectors.... If you were, who would there be to protect us from? ~Mary Edwards Walker Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women. ~Attributed to both Marion Smith and Nicole Hollander Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then. ~Katharine Hepburn The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men. ~Lupe Velez The tragedy of machismo is that a man is never quite man enough. ~Germaine Greer All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. ~Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895 A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest. ~Helen Rowland It takes a woman twenty ye
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This is a repost of a blog I wrote on Myspace. I thought it was funny, so I decided to post it here. Feel free to leave your comments on the subject! Remember, this was written in fun, not to insult men. Ok, I'm going to list right here everything I know about men. Here goes......... 1. Men have 3 things on their minds at any given time. Food, sleep, and sex. Not necessarily in that order. 2. It is a proven fact that men think about the third item on that list at least every 7 seconds throughout the day. And they usually use the little head to do all that thinking. 3. Men feel that showing emotions and sharing their thoughts and feelings is a sign of weakness. Therefore, they keep their mouths shut. That's just about all I know. Everything else about men is just a mystery to me. Do they want love and compassion, empathy and comfort? Or do they just want to feed their bellies, get down and dirty, and fall asleep? I'm not saying this out of bittern
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Men are like a pack of Cards: A "heart" to love them A "diamond" to marry them A "club" to smack them and A "spade" to bury the body... I've often been asked, "what do you old boys do now that you're retired?" Well, I have a friend who has a chemical background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, margaritas, scotch and martinis into urine. And, we're pretty damn good at it!!"
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Why is it that every time a guy talks to a lady online he assumes she is there to talk about sex. I don't get it. I have to get to know the person before I can talk about sex. Don't get me wrong I love sex. But I like to get to know the person before I talk about it and all that jazz. What do you guys think.
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You know a recent friend of mine was hurt by a man and you know what i think of that!? I think that he is one insecure son of a bitch and I also think that he has it in his mind that if a woman doesn't do what he want's her to do when e want's her to do it he'll go insane. I think that this guy want's to control the woman and doesn't care how he does it. That disgusts me and I think he should be labeled as a "bitch". I don't know maybe you can tell me what you think of that! "ALL WOMEN DESERVE TO BE TREATED WITH THE UP MOST RESPECT" Ok so to add another one onto the long list of dumb shit men do here's another one that pisses me off! A guy get's a homeless woman pregant telling her that he will take care of her. She is now 2 weeks along and he moved to Las Vegas and told her to "fuck off". That is the type of shit that really pisses me off and I think that guy should learn not to do crap that he's going to regret! SOME men never learn! I found out from a friend of mine in Washingto
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If you all dont think this is funny you have no sense of humor (lol) ______________________________________ 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like . Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12
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I am so sick of men thinking that I am theirs after one date. I tell you from the start I am not looking for a relationship right now. I just got out of one, and I am going through a divorce. If a relationship blossoms great, but not what I am looking for. I am "DATING" meaning I might go out with you one night, and a few nights later might have a date with someone else....get over it! I never had the chance to date because I married my high school sweetheart. I am having fun and living life to the fullest. If you can't handle that then don't bother talking to me or asking if you can take me out. Until the two of us sit down and decide "okay we are going to be exclusive" and only see each other, than I am going to have fun doing something I really never had the chance to do. For me to commit to someone its going to take more than one date. I am not ready for another relationship....I just haven't found that person yet. I am young and I am gonna have fun. Have a good day!
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well being single totally sucks. dating losers sucks even worse. are there any really men out there?
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I hate them why do we have them when ever i say something its always wrong no matter what i say or do and everyone eles around him is right and is better then me why do i stay i just understand if i am so wrong and i cant get things right then leave me .
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Okay, this is my first blog. Not sure if it's anything like myspace or not, but I'm going to treat it as if I'm typing one of my blogs on myspace. I have an issue here. MEN! Why is it when one has been with the same man for the last 10 years and has been seperate (legally) for the last year, he doesn't give up? Sorry guys. I can't help but to be annoyed with men who are controlling, belittling, self centered, and the whole nine yards. All my life, I've always thought there was someone for everyone. But, that's anymore just becoming unreal to me. My only question I can really ask here is...is love real? And, if so, why hasn't Mr. Right journeyed down my path, yet?
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Life can be a merry-go-around that doesn't stop. Here I am ready to take a nice trip to a resort and have male friends commenting they would like to be able to do something like it. So I invite one male friend because I have an extra bedroom there. They say yes, then when I contacted him to see what time he would be ready to leave, then he backs down. The worst part is saying he has something else to do, but would like to go on the next trip I plan. I would not be upset, but this is the third time since I planned this trip for this to happen. I have the place paid for and I was taking my vehicle and paying for the gas. The only thing the friend would be paying for is their expense at entertainment and that would be dutch treat. I know money doesn't grow on trees and I enjoy bringing someone, but the excuses are driving me. It is just a short trip and if it worked out, then there would be a future trip at another resort in another state. Men put they like to travel as a hobby, b
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my thoughts of you will never end my heart remains true i know life will go on after you're gone i will love you forever never ceasing to end after we are gone it begins again thru the centuries i will love you my soul will always see you and know that that is it's place i will love you ofrever in and out of time we are forever one i could look into your eyes and lose myself forever wondering how a man so beautiful could see me or even notice that i exsist i want ot walk into your arms and never move can this be my place i want time to stop so i will never have to leave this haven of peace that you are for me so hold me, my hon for time will go on
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Hey ladies! Do you ever get told women are confusing, well men are just as confusing if not more. They say they want one thing and when we give it to them, guess what that was not really what they wanted. They say and you agree to a booty call, but then they are trying to put rules to the booty call. Who the hell has rules if you are a booty call. The only rule I can even think of for a booty call is wear a hat. Then they say I want a relationship, but then when you want it, we happen to have forced them into a relationship. Men need to quit PMS'ng and leave that to us ladies. Don't get me wrong I love men, but hell, can't they just be truthful. Tell us what you want and quit playing games. But if you are going to play games, be prepared to lose.
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How come when men take your heart they just think they can use and abuse it. I knew a guy for 2 years and now he just up and packs his shit and moves out on me.
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Well see this guy named duff keeps callin me names that shouldn't be said and i think it's bullshit that he don't get in trouble for the shit....he had no right to call me a ho and fat emo ugly ho or a stupid cunt...wtf did i do....i don't deserve that treatment! if you think all men are the same listen up....your wrong....i know a great guy who is a great friend and that's all we are....i know what your thinking...no i'm not inlove with him....i just talk to him when i need a friend and he's always thier...i met him and in a few days he's become my bestfriend...so to all of you out thier who think thier all the same...you''ll find a bestfriend just like mine!!!!
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The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6
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The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best out of everything they have. Never regret a day in your life. Good days give you happiness and bad days give you experiences. Both days are essential in life. Stop whinning and start being grateful. Love, Peace and Soooouuuulllll. MEN!!! this is primarily for the women but it is still funny. 1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a fina
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why are there people who pretend to like you for who you are, but immediately they want to change everything about you, I don't understand, I am who I am and nothing less! Accept me or don't!
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Just tooling around the Fu for a little while looking at pics with this new Secret Admirer Game. Now I have to say that I am far from shallow and never, ever judge a person based on thier looks. Only very stupid people do that. I am a live and let live kinda girl and always have been. But...I have to say this. In all my years omn the internet, I have seen a fair few pictures of men....and sure...who doesn't like to look at a really nice picture of someone. But the same thoughts always cross my mind with many of them. No matter what the age, I always see the same things. So...the following is for the guys: You like to see women smile, right? Well, so do we! Squeeze a few out, will ya? It won't hurt, I promise. Mustaches...if ya gotta have one for some reason known only to you, then by all means have one. But know this...they DON'T make you look younger. Remember in your younger years when you grew one to look older? Well, they still make you look older. A
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What would you think if your fiance had a fubar page and on their page they didn't mention you period, none your pictures were in any album and there status was blank. That's pretty fucking shady if you ask me. Do you believe in love at first sight? Most people do, I thought I did but that was until recently when I found out that all the other girls that my current fiance was messing around on me with before, who he said he told to stop texting him lved with them texing them when i'm not here. this and that. He's still invo; Knowing in my heart that he had to give them his number or how would they have it. But whatever, I know the truth and the truth is that men are only as faithful as there options. As soon as they have the chance to move on to something better either with or without your knowledge there gone. But you know what thats why you should always set yourself up for the worst so when it does finally happen your alright.
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I need advice from my friends, guys as well as ladies. What do you think of a guy you are kind of dating on the internet but have never met in person but he thinks he owns you and tells you to do as he says and to "obey" him. Mind you there are no rings on my finger and we have not met but have been talking since September 19 2008. He does not want me talking to other guys and is upset because im on fubar. we talk on yahoo and he calls, he has seen me on webcam but I have not seen him.
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Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Nebraska. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Oklahoma. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge supper on the table.
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my mumm was seeing how bad i had been. Yes i had an affair with a married man. Unfortunatley for me i was given the wrong impression. 'Im leaving her' ' I dont love her i love you and we are going to be together' How much of an idiot was i to believe it all. His wife found out and confronted me. So, i backed off. Im never doing it again. EVER! So my mumm was to see how many of you decent folk have slipped up... and if i was a minority, and to  make me feel better that i wasnt the only one in this world that fucks up. Do gentlemen still exist??   They flatter a lady genuinely... They dont mention sex at all... They dont ask you to do anything... They give and expect nothing in return...   OK... maybe this is a load of crap.. maybe i wouldnt mind a little respect!!! Yes i know.. repect is to be earnt.. I flatter genuinely.. i dont mention sex and wouldnt expect anything from anyone and im so much of a giver its untrue. I am respectful in all senses...until someone disresp
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I LOVE MEN that BLOCK U because they dont get their way!!!! ONE because U have a POOR QUALITY WEB CAM another because HE SAYS SOMETHING U take 2 HEART and a third because HE says HE IS SINGLE BUT ACTS MARRIED!!!!!!!!! I HATE when MEN talk 2 U say they want to see U and when U PUSH IT THEY BLOCK U!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO MEN WHO WANT U TO TALK DIRTY TO THEM  AND THEN THEY BLOCK YOU!!!!!!!! WHATS UP WITH THAT????????? BUT WHEN THEY BLOCK U AND KEEP CHECKING U OUT????? I JUST WANTED A FRIEND!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.   ------------------------------------------   1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
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i hate you all i hope you fucking die horrible deaths......if we are cool you know who you are........if you arent....die!!!!!!!   that is all Ok....so how many of you dudes ripped my "Giant Penis" pic knowing you dont have one???
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Quote from a friend of mine: Who needs a man when I have my shower head and vibrator, they get the job done quickly or slowly, depending on my mood, and after I have had my orgasm, I can go read a book or watch television without a whiny voice asking for more.     lol.......so fucking true...
Men...
I just don't understand why I can't find a nice guy who also lives close to me... I have met a one guy who I thought was nice but turned out to be just another jack ass... and had another guy who kept saying he wanted to meet then asked me to dinner and sabatoged his own plans... I do meet other nice guys but a lot of them live 1000s of miles away... I just don't know why dating is so hard... So today is my birthday and it seems to be a reflection on what a huge failure my life has been.... It seems like everyone has someone except for me... and I haven't had someone who loves me in a long time and I'm not talking about family or anything like that I know they love me but I still would like a companion... someone told me being single is ideal... I think that is really easy to say that when you have someone...  I am not sure how I feel about my job... I don't know how to meet people... I don't know why I can't meet someone... maybe I just need to move and start over but that scares the
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The strength of a man isn't the deep tone of his voice It's the gentle words he whispers The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has It's how good of buddies he is with his children The strength of a man isn't how respected he is at work It's how respected he is at home The strength of a man isn't how hard he hits. It's how tender he touches...  
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Men And Women
Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up in the morning with a Vagina: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do a split. 7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. 6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes 5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. 4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video. 3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too. 2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler. And the .. 1 thing a man would do is: 1. Finally find that damn G-spot. Top 10 things a woman would do if she woke up in the morning with a penis: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Rub one out for the joy and relief. 8. Get a bj. 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal. 6. Determine why you can't hit the bowl consistently. 5
Men Are Like
Men are like.... 1. Men are like .....Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like .......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like ......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ..Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like ..Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like .........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like .....Lava Lamps .. Fun to look
Men And Mascara They Always Run
I am here to take a man away he knows who he is. If not I am not doing something right. maybe I can take him and scare him into liking me. HEHEHEHEHE
Men And True Love
Men why do men want a trophy woman to show off with and for his friends to drool over no woman should let a man degrade them and make them feel bad because of there weight or skin tone or if she has a baby.. Men these days just want some woman with a body from hell with big boobs and a big butt on her he can control. Most of my girl friends have been bbw's big beautiful women and I was proud to be with them and I never heard a word about it from my friends either I was with them because I treated them with respect and love and I always will. Men today need to realize everyone needs love no matter what it is soo hard and cold how men treat women these days call them names beat them up even worse kill them how can a man be soo cold hearted?? think about it this goes out to all women and of course Men.. Jay
Men And Cards
a woman once said a man is like a deck of playing cards...you need...a heart to love him...a diamond to marry him....a club to smash his fucking head in...and...a spade to bury the bastard
Men And Women!!!
One question...How many of u in Cherry TAP have been fantacizing of someone or someone's on this here sight? Be honest and ask yourself how many times this someone has made your toes curl... I will b the first to admit I have had my toes curled over a few...Now u may think Dayum a few..But think about it never met in person..Thank goodness!! ...Reality set back in and I say Dayum glad I Bumped my head and u know what I can see CLearly now HA HA!!! now answer the question lol The Attractive Test Take It Now!!! Lol Body: Body: This is the "attractive" test. Reply to the person that post this with your answers. Re-Post this blank and see who will fill this out for you. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Do i look like a good kisser? [] yes [] no Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] beautiful! [] sexy azz hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] iight [] ugly! I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore []
Men Are Just Happier People
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. Y
Men And Sex
So my man went and commented on another girls pics and told her that she was beautiful and basically wanted to fuck her. So I wrote him a 4 page letter on he makes me feel like trash and he couldn't go do the 1 god damn thing I asked him to, which was delete the fucking comments. And he didnt. I swear if I didn't know any better I would slit his fucking throat. Sometimes I want to leave him so bad but I never can. Now I realize that if I am not happy I DON'T have to put up with it and I sure as hell don't have to stay with him. Wonder what I will do. What would ya'll do?? Please comment!!!!
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Men And Their Humor
Locked up. 22 years with a million friends... Alone. Hehe... Ironic. Nothing's to hot and nothing's to cold. Music. And yet... No middle ground. Release? Through self inflicted art. I am not a citizen. I... Music. I am not a boy, a man... A pigment to your outcome. Music. I am... A heretic in every sense. I... I am... That love for which I am... Music. My muse? My... My focal point? My... My niche? Music. Everything yet nothing. My world is... Is a metronome. Constant beats, word, lines... Constant... Music. Simple ticks... Complex... Tocks. Nuclear warheads... Bombs drop like beats... Followed by... Flow. Music. A mind hacker. A... Mind trip. Speaking in twos through words and sound. Ecstacy. Music. What is music now? Nothing more... Than MTV, nothing... Nothing more than a fashion. Music. Nothing more than vast religions... In deluded attempts to CHANGE... Music. Raped and drained of all purpose and meaning. WHAT? I am a childe of this era... Digitally enhanced through mere headphon
Men And Women
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. One evening a while back, my ex-girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, things start to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department st
Men And How They Think
so you say that you imagined me in your dreams you felt me like i was there with you thats the trics of the mind things are not always what they seem to know me is to see me, to know me is to understand me, to know me is to want me so do you know me stranger or am I just a thought in a mind that I will never know maybe I imagine you, even like you are there in mind body and soul but at last they are just thoughts thoughts only we can see but will never connect because to know me is to love me, to feel me to never leave me, to hold me, and kiss me on my neck so am i your imagination or will one day in a crowded room will i feel you and you will be there not in my mind but flesh I will wait and see what happens but if we never meet thanks for the connect OK....just let me know one thing. I am a woman who likes to meet ppl online due to the fact that where i live i know everyface and if I dont one of my girls do...With that being said men all over the us and back
Men Are Pukes----or Are They?
I recently wrote a blog on another website entitled "Are All Men Pukes, or is it Just Me?" I wrote it right after I had found out my ex had been cheating. He's a fireman, and most of his fireman "buddies" cheat on their wives, so I guess he joined their "club". Well, the blog was full of bitterness and pain. It did not picture my ex in a very kind light----but then, he deserved it. Then, I wrote an update, not too long ago. In my "research" I determined that all men really are pukes. Liars, cheaters, manipulators, players. I didn't think I would ever meet a man that wasn't a "puke". I was w.... I was wr.... I was wro.... I was wrrrrrrong----there, I said it. I have met one, just ONE man who is not a puke. He's funny, kind, clever, charming, a complete gentleman----and most definitely NOT a puke. So, I am here to find out if he's the ONLY ONE! Help me out here guys----restore my faith in the male gender!!! Show me there are more guys out there like THAT guy!!!
Men And Relastionships
I found a guy that i really love and he felt the same way about me. But today i didn't answer him on my yahoo messenger b/c my cuz and her hubby were over here usein my computer when he message me. So he told me good bye. I have mixed emotions right now about and wanted to write it all out and get it off my chest. Why are men so hateful and mean? Why do the say i love you one min and then the next they are mad and want to leave you? I have lived through bein beat by my 1st and 2nd husbands. Sometimes i wounder what is wrong with me or if it's me and thats the problem. Love is so hard to understand and to let go of. I still love him and i'm hurtin over this but why should i have to deal with him not wantin to believe me. I have never lied to him and never plan on it.My whole world could come crashin down around me and with him in my life it didn't matter if it did or not.l So tell me did i do the right thing by tellin him goodbye for not believein me. After i was willin to give me the p
Men Are Dense
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday."I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, th e Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was s reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear
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Men Are Like......
# Men are like....Animals Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets. # Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. # Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter. No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless, full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough. # Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. # Men are like....Bras. They offer light, medium and complete support. # Men are like....Buses. They come every 15 minutes. # Men are like....Buses. They have spare tires and smell funny. # Men are like....Computers. And a smart woman keeps a backup. # Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. # Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, an
Men Are Like
1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13.
Men And Women
What is is with some men? I mean damn are us women just a fuckin piece of meat or what... What the hell is wrong with normal conversations? Or have you not heard of them? I mean shit we too can hold some good talks.. We don't just want to hear ALL the time damn your sexy,Hot or whatever and shit we don't want to hear All the time how you want to fuck us... So on and so forth.. I mean damn can't you just come and talk and at least say hi first... SHIT... How about we ask you all the time wanna cam for me.. Oh shit thats right you'll do it in a heartbeat.. Why the hell are we so fuckin different??
Men Are Like
1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like ..Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like .....Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like ....Blenders .... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like ....Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like .Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like ......Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like .Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms .. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like ......Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13.
Men And Cheating
Men Are Shallow
Men And Cheating
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Men! And Woman! Lol
I swear Im like crack lol. freakin guys talk to me and they get hooked. Im highly addictive. but you see I dont mind being guys friends and screwin a couple and shit but the thing at i hate is when they start getting feelings for me it tares me up. I mean i dont want any one getting feelings for me. My life is just a little troublesom and i dont wanna add more. i even tell the guys if i wanna try to have something with you i let you know because i dont wanna have some fling and waste my time i only want to actually be with someone if i think there is something worth while there that i want. other than that i just wanna me friends. i mean i may play around and shit about the whole girl friend thing but doesnt mean that im serious and if your kinda ify just ask because ill tell you want i think just gotta ask the right questions. its not all that hard im not complacaided like most people i just think different. You are my freak. You are my obsession. The way you tease me and whisper
Men Are Fucking Pigs
Im sorry but this is getting old. I moved to AZ to be with someone I thought loved me but I was wrong. This person has already torn a hole in my heart and is making that hole bigger. And I know he doesnt care, cause if he did he would be here with me instead of out every single night doing god only knows what. He told me before I moved out here that he loved me and that he had changed, that was...BULL SHIT!! Hes actually treats me worse then before. So I left my friends, family, a good job for this. And the worse part is is that I have no way back. So yeah fucked myself over....
Men And Women Are Different
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a semi-regular basis". When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life. A man has a little more trouble letting go. Six months after the break-up, at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday night, he will call and say, "I just wanted to let you know you ruined my life, and I'll never forgive you, and I hate you, and you're a total floozy. But I want you to know there's always a chance for us". This is known as the "I Hate You/I Love You" drunken phone call, that 99% of all men have made at least once. There are community colleges that offer courses to help men get over this need; alas, these classes rarely prove effective. Sex: Women prefer 30 - 45 minutes of foreplay. Men prefer 30 - 45 seconds of foreplay. Men consider driving b
Men And Themselves.
Men Are Just Happier People...
Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Wedding plans take care of themselves Chocolate is just another snack You can be President You can never get pregnant You can wear a white T-Shirt to a water park You can wear NO shirt to a water park Car mechanics tell you the truth The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay Wrinkles add character Wedding dress--$5000 Tux Rental $100 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well rendered belch is practically expected New shoes don't cut,blister or mangle your feet One mood all the time Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat You know stuff about tanks A five day vacation requires only one suitcase You can open all your own jars You get extra credit for the slightest act o
Men Are Never Depressed...
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$ 100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. ! Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
Men And What They Represent
Men And Wemen
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AngelFlames@ fubar i'm a divorced male n have custody of my 5yr old son. Just here having fun with a friend of mine n seeing what the online bar scene is like!
Men Are Like...
Martinis... One isnt enough and 8 are too many.
Men And The Lies They Tell
Men Are Hypocrites
Men Are Like....
Men are like.... For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like ....Laxatives ....... They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like.Bananas .. The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like .....Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like .......Commercials ?....... You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like .......Government Bonds ?.... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like ......Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popco
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**************Men Are Like...******************* ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why. ... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. ... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say. ... Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. ... Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. ... Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. ... Curling Irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. ... Government Bonds. They take way too long to mature. ... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. ... Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. ... Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extre
Men Are Like...
# Men are like....Animals Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets. # Men are like.....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. # Men are like....Beer. The first sip is always bitter. No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless, full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough. # Men are like.....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. # Men are like....Bras. They offer light, medium and complete support. # Men are like....Buses. They come every 15 minutes. # Men are like....Buses. They have spare tires and smell funny. # Men are like....Computers. And a smart woman keeps a backup. # Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. # Men are like.....Curling irons. They're always hot, an
Men Act A Certain Way
Men act a certain way, Most men lie 90% of their day, Some are out just to score a new lay, Some the next morning wont even stay, Some women act the same way, They wont even call you to say hey, They dont even think twice about you in the day, Its just most mens ways, A few would be there to stay, A few dont like to use for a lay, That is a awful game to play, There are a few, Whos hearts are true, That could bring happiness & joy to you, So dont stop your search my dear, Dont let lifes pain become your fear, there is someone out there who does care, Who are ready for their hearts to share, You just need to take the time and the dear, For when you find them you will make a great pair
Men And The Fight Against Breast Cancer
A Message for Men About Breast Cancer Most people are surprised to find out that Breast Cancer can happen to men. Still pleading ignorance? According to the American Cancer Society, roughly 1,720 men will be diagnosed with breast cancer this year. While this number pales in comparison to the number of female cases, it proves a point. Breast cancer affects everyone. October marks Breast Cancer Awareness month, a time when everyone can come together and do their part to raise awareness and funds. A number of male bloggers have joined their female counterparts in doing their part and proudly going Pink for October. Will you be one of them? Break the Silence Each year, thousands of men participate in fund raising events and awareness programs, eager to help raise awareness about breast cancer. Just as many are dealing with their own bout of breast cancer. However many, feeling out-of-place or uncomfortable, resort to discussing the issue using sentences like “I want to save
Men And There Thoughts
i am single i want to bee ur friend dat if u will understand dat life is so meanliless with out some one like u. What would life be with out friends like u I'll tell you, like no longer being free. Imagine what life would be so sad and blue To go through life without that special person like you. And I know we live so far away Through the internet we are like castaways Never get to touch or hug you for this I only pray For some day I hope we can meet To hug and laugh and dance to the beat I know this would be a treat For now this is all I see Is my good friend here with me Just think what life would be Without friends like u some people have messaged me asking me if im ok or if there is anything they can do for  me and i was wondering why would that be so i asked someone and they say the music on your page some of the songs are sad and that you lost someone or are wanting it back,so i laughed and said thanks for caring enough to tell me.so ill tell you what i think from
Men And Women
Men and Women - A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. - A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need. - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. - A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. - A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot. - To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. - Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. - Women somehow deteriorate overnight. - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. - A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does. - Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. - Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same
Men Are Tools
Done messing with women who have children. You wonder why you can't find a good man? Let me enlighten your minds.... You have torn us apart in the most painful and unspeakable way. Not only are we madly in love with you, but your children also and when you just happen to decide you want something else, you throw us to the curb and take away what we hold most dear....The family that we were apart of.   So now, I am single.  Never again will a woman with a child get their hands around my heart. After looking at all these pictures of women and seeing the remarks by the male populace of Fuber, I have come to the decision that 90% of you males are, in fact, Tools. Well, Miroh, what makes you call us Tools? Great question, I will tell you why. Here is one example. This picture I recently viewed had a women leaning over a rail, her face was barely visible between the angle and the blur and what are the comments? "You are absolutely beautiful" and that was the only picture t
*men Aka Players*
WHY IS IT EVERYTIME A PERSON STARTS TO LIKE ANOTHER PERSON AND THIER DATING....THE MEN ALWAYS DISSAPPEAR???WHY THE FUCK DO THEY DO THAT??? IT'S A FACT THAT THE AVERAGE FEMALE IS PAID LESS THAN MALE...THEY TREAT US LIKE SHIT.....WHY DO WE LET THEM....WE ARE ALL EQUAL AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DICK DOESN'T MEAN YOU RULE THE WORLD!
Men Are Stupid
Damn Im a man, and i have to the fuck heads males on here give us normal men a bad name. We have it in our title LOOKING FOR FEMALES NO MALES...yet every fucking day requests from men, shouts from men cant any of you read or do you want me to write it in crayon????? more ur educational level this one guy after he says hey babe to my girlfriend i write him back cant you fucking read or are you brain dead, he then calls my girlfreidn a douche bag lol and had so much courage blocked me great going guys we are already considered the lower genger and you are just proving the point. Please try to pretend you have an IQ then ur age
Men Are So Bitchy....
You know you here men all the time referring to us women as bitches, saying that all we do is bitch. But come on and gimmie a fucking break. All my fucking husband does is bitch all the time. I get so sick of hearing it. Its always something I swear I think men have periods. Its like can't you just be fucking happy for one fucking day. Then you go to talk to them and its like literally talking to the wall.....
Men And Sensitivity
Ok i want to try and understand somethings here. what is it about most men and these so called boundary issues? Why do most men act like its so wrong t have us up under them lol. Why can we as women not be able to show full affection to our men? Why be in a relationship if you dont want to be affectionate sometimes. i love a Man who knows how to be a Man and yet still be sensitive when i need it. or if i need a hug after i had a bad day or bad news, or maybe even a back massage. it would be so nice to be rubbed down. I dont understand why as a woman im practically being forced not act like one. is it only because of the sex or maybe the looks that covers it all? Or, is it that most men should just be alone. if the main thing that keeps you happy goes into your pants pocket, then maybe i misjudged my whole relationship! PLEASE HELP TO UNDERSTAND THIS COMMENTS PLEASE
Men And Sex
Well men seem to be after one thing these days and that is SEX!!! Which all fine but my problem is the ones who want to do FREAKY shit, and i get all this in the first meeting sometimes....UMMMMMM not all of us are on here to HOOK UP and if that is what i wanted it would not be right after meeting you....and as for you showing me your package UMMMMMM dont want to see that either...unless i ask dont put that shit out there it will only turn me off and i will not talk to you....JUST letting you all know!!!
Men And There Junk
men are such dogs tring to go from one bitch to another without thanking twice about it or what the out come would be. I know someone whos husband was sending girls a pic of his junk and I gess hopping for something to happen between him and said girl not even thanking about his wife.. well she called one of the girls and let her know that he was married and he never said anything about beeing married to her but now she knows maybe she'll pass it on and on..
Menace!1111
WOULD YOU RATHER LISTEN TO MUSIC AND CHILL OR WATCH T.V WHILE HANGING OUT????  YOU TELL ME????
Men And Women
Men Are Funny
Men & Breast Cancer
My sister in law.. my brother's wife called me this morning and told me my brother has breast cancer.. Yes.. men do get it and every man should be checked.. my brother found his in time.. but it can be fatal in men like it is in women.. so pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee get checked.. Now he has to go through chemo/radiation for it..   What is male breast cancer? Men possess a small amount of nonfunctioning breast tissue (breast tissue that cannot produce milk) that is concentrated in the area directly behind the nipple on the chest wall. Like breast cancer in women, cancer of the male breast is the uncontrolled growth of the cells of this breast tissue. Breast tissue in both young boys and girls consists of tubular structures known as ducts. At puberty, a girl's ovaries produce female hormones (estrogen) that cause the ducts to grow and milk glands (lobules) to develop at the ends of the ducts. The amount of fat and connective tissue in the breast also increases as girls reach pubert
Men Chasing Dreams
From the basement to the stage. This band includes members I went to high school with. Check them out and hopefully they will find a home in your CD collection. http://www.milesbeyond.net/home.html
Men Can't Live With Em' Can't Kill Em'
Okay what is up with this? I will never understand why men try so hard to get u and then when u act even the slight bit interested they act like you're a stalker or something. I am nice to them Im a bitch to them I hang out with them I blow them off No matter what I do they always hang out for a few days and then run off and I don't hear from them for a while and then out of the blue they call me expecting me to just run back to them and I don't even sleep with them...Either way it goes I am ALWAYS the one getting my heart broken and I am soooo sick of it. Either they are hott and assholes or they are cute and try to act like they r so nice and they care about me but they are just pigs in sheep's clothing and I find out the hard way or they are so repulsively ugly I can't even think of talking to them, or they are just assholes up front but either way Im the one who looses. I am smart cute talented funny sexy and FUN, what is their problem?????Damn.
Mencia
Men Can Be Nice
So today i recived a email that made me smile. I have been trying to loose weight and have been doing a damn good job, the past week alone i have lost 7 pounds just by eating healthy and walking. and this is with eating 3 healthy meals a day! dont starve your body, feed it energy. So i wanted to share this email.. since its so sweet and i know many woman can apply it to themself and feel happy too!..... "Hi Kitty, OF COURSE I'm gonna take time out to say Hi to you. I am like WHOA you are beautiful whenever I see your pictures. I KNOW that you are losing weight, and I hope that its for health reasons and because you wanna feel better. BUT if you are losing weight because you think it's gonna make you more beautiful or thinner is sexier, I will tell you now that you are SUPER DAMN BEAUTIFUL now, If you were my Gf I'd love you like no other could, and find myself LUCKY as hell to have such a beauty wanna be with me. SO yeah you do your exercise and drop as many pounds that you wan
Men=confusion!!
--I spent night after night falling asleep to your voice --I wake up everyday and have texts from you concerned about how I slept --Then all of a sudden theres nothing, no phone calls, no texts --I message you every place I can think of --I begin to wonder if something horrible has happend to you --Why are you so gone? --What have I done? --You don't realize how much I blame myself... --Obviously you don't care --All I think I was is something to occupy you breifly --Did I really deserve this? --Are you really gone for good? --I honestly loved you --I believed the words you spoke were true --Who is she that's taking my place? --I swear I have something that says "Break my heart" on my forehead
Men Can Yall Help Me Out?
y is it dat when women get mad bout somethin they keep it in then when we do say y we was mad da dude get mad at us cuz they think we got mad 4 no reason or ova somethin stupid?
Men, Dark And Dangerous
Men, Dark and Dangerous By André Parker I tell the tales… Of Sphinx, Rose and Airborn wings, In darkest night, we move unseen I sing the songs … Of Arrows crossed, a scroll that rolls Much is asked, and that is our toll I speak the words… We stalk our foe and lie in wait Of which he comes at his mistake They curse aloud, they decry our name And wonder wence, our attentions came Ne'er knowing how you failed the fight (I swear the oath…) Undefeated … I am the night! Author's note: The reading there of: I imaging this as a mantra, spoken by those in the "know." Before they go about dark and dangerous work. With one speaking a verse. Until the very end. Where the line "I swear the oath…" is not actually said but understood, as all present say aloud "Undefeated … I am the night." This is for me and all my colleagues, who live, work, stalk and fight, out front, on their own in the badland
Men Do Stupid Things
WOMAN'S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme, and I don't give a shit. Oral sex We all know that the road to a lasting sex life is paved with -- among other things -- oral sex. But most of us could use a few pointers on how to sharpen our oral skills. HERE ARE SOME FOR MEN: Oral sex is always grounded in preparation: You want to be ent
Men = Dolce And Gabanna Sunglasses
Men = Dolce and Gabanna sunglasses Have you ever noticed women tend to say "I want to find someone that completes me?" I wonder if they realize when they say that they are not whole?That something within them is missing and they are searching for a man to complete that part of them. it could only be a temporary fix and it will feel good for a while but pieces will tend to break and that part of you will start to expose again until you really trust in God to complete you. become your own person, make sure you are happy with you. make sure you LOVE you! all insecurities are being worked through..... Im extremely guilty for turning to man to help make me whole and not turning to GOD. Im 24 years old, and 8 years after i met my husband and knew he "completed" me God exposed the piece of me i tried to fill with my husband. I never worked through my insecurities, i never allowed myself to become who i was ment to be. i never became my own person with out him. We are no longer tog
Men Don't Realize It
This was sent to me by a male friend.... Men don't realize everything that a women does for them, which if they new all that women do for them or have done to them already, all women would be appreciated, which all women should already be appreciated, so this is to ALL women out there, no matter what we do or say to hurt u, just remind us what you have done for us and what you will always do for us. THANKS to all of you for all that you do: Women: They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel an
Men Doing Laundry
What ever happen to women doing the laundry. I can remember the day when you would walk into a laundry mat and you would see 96% women in there doing the laundry. The last few times I have actually went to the laundry mat I have seen mostly men doing it. I guess times are changing more then I realised. Here I thought I was the only guy or at least one of the very few that would be doing the family laundry. Course maybe it is mostly the guys out here are single and they are doing their own laundry. I had this one guy telling me how he hates doing the laundry. He said though he doesnt really mind he did it in the Military for many years and now is retired and his wife works so he does the laundry. I am use to doing it myself but usually have only done my own laundry. Now I am doing my g/f's and our 2 girls laundry and man I tell it sometimes it sucks. Three woman can go through so much laundry it is crazy. LOL just kidding hun. Love You. Anyways I just thought I would say something cause
Men Designer Shoes
These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR and in slim narrow medium wide and double wide widths. All shipment is send through DHL Express. We give the tracking no. to the customer then they can track it online.We accept the payment through paypal. We make custom based shoes for every buyer in their sizes.The price of the shoes is between 20 dollar to 40 dollar and 14 dollar shipping worldwide(any country).Delivery time is approx 7 to 10 days. So,Kindly visit for buy this shoe also at:- www.punjabfootwear.com These are Indian beaded khussa designer shoes for the womens. This is traditional Indian shoes.These are Very soft and comfortable shoes.these shoes are also wear with matching designer dress.These shoes are Available in sizes 6 to 11 USA 3 to 9 UK 36 to 44 EUR a
Men Faking It In Bed
Men Figured Out !
Girls.... You aren't going to be his 1st., his last or his only. He's cared about someone else before you, and he will again...but he cares for you now, what else matters? He's not perfect, you aren't either, the two of you will never be perfect. But if he can make u laugh at least once, hold on to him and give him the most you can. He isn't going to quote poetry, he's not going to be thinking of you every moment. but he will give you part of him that he knows you can break. Don't hurt him, don't change him, and don't expect more than he can give you. Don't analyze. Smile when he makes you happy, yell when he makes you mad, and miss him when he's not there. And NEVER regret something that once made you smile,..... (This blog is a quote of brtgldman.)
Men Fuckin Suck!
Men Facts
Do you ever wonder how you can meet someone so far away, but feel as if they are right beside you. Or get the feeling you've known them your whole life, almost as if you were ment to meet this person. A stange spark drew you together and it only grew into something bigger. I don't know what exactly drew me to him maybe it was just the way he is. Speaks his mind and just tells it how it is. Funny and smarter than any male i've met.. EVER. The way he just knows me so well is unlike anything. he got into my mind and has gotten very cumfy from the looks of it. Seeing how he knows my every thought. Whats funny though is how we both felt this way for a while but never said anything to each other always kept it secret lol. Which in the end it worked out but I do wonder what would be I guess everyone does that at times. No point in looking back on it now, what im interested in is the future. What will it bring for us and where will we be a year from now I guess time will only tell. But I say t
Men Grrr
Men Get A Clue!!!
I'm writing this in big letters so you men can see it!  I have been online for several years. I have been on many social networking sites and it still amazes me as to the number of asshats who have no respect for women by coming into our SBs or private chats and saying "hey sexy" or "you're hot!"  This is not a way to introduce yourself. This just tells us women that you're an idiot looking to get his dick off. Which is a BIG turn-off when we are definitely not looking for that sort of thing. It also annoys the hell out of us! So, here is a little tip from me to you...DON'T DO IT!! You want to talk to us women then be respectful and considerate. Take the time to read our profiles before you open your fucking mouth. You might actually learn something. Realize that not all women are 1-900 operators *plus not all those "women" are women...trust me!* Plus don't come onto our profiles and berated, cuss at, or belittle us because we aren't in the mood for your bullshit or don't want to pl
Men Hitting On Me
it pisses me off everytime a guy wants to talk to me on here they want to get laid. i want only friends if they are male or female i am sry to b so harsh and i know this is known to have people to hook up with but u can rate me and stuff but i won't tolerate men wantin to cyber or fuck me
3 Men In A Sauna...
Three men, one German, One Japanese and a Texan were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forarm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said,I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of tolet paper hanging from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. "The Texan finally said----- "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
Men Issues
ok, i thought this was funny,,,and somewhat true,,,so ladies enjoy,,, The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (Because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (They don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (They don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (You need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (Don't know....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and
Men--- I Am So Sick Of Men Thinking That I Am Theirs After One Date. I Tell You From The Start I Am Not Looking For A Relationship Right Now. I Jus
Men--- I Am So Sick Of Men Thinking That I Am Theirs After One Date. I Tell You From The Start I Am Not Looking For A Relationship Right Now. I Jus
Menitsman
Where's my beer!
Men In Heels
Men Just Keep Getting Worse
Men Like Him
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. He stays up for days on end. _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up He goes days or weeks without running water. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. __________________________ You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. ! He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. _
Men Laws
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". (e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point,
Men Lie
OKAY SO RIGHT NOW IM FEELING A LIL HURT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT I HATE MOST MEN RIGHT NOW. THEY LIE TO MUCH IM OVER IT IM BOUDT TO TURN STRIGHT OUT LESBIAN (NOT I LOVE THE DICK TO MUCH) DATS MY DOWN FALL. ANYWAYS I JUST FOUND OUT MY EX HUSBAND GOT HES GIRL PRAGENT SHE ABOUT 7/8 MTHS PREGANT. I JUST NOW GOT TOLD ONLY CUSE HES SISTER TOLD ME I DONT KNOW MAYBE I HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE UPSET MAYBE I DO I JUST WISH HE WOULD HAVE TOLD ME THE DAMN TURTH TO BEGIAN WIT I WISH I COULD SAY MORE GOTTA GO LUV YAS MICHELLE
Men Laws
Letting Go When I close my eyes at night I think of you Wondering if anything between us will ever come true. Its just so funny how you understand the way I feel Making each day of my life seem so real. You Listen to my problems You Listen to my Dreams We talk about the weirdest things in life That we both been through, It seems I never felt this connection before Its driving me crazy inside That you accept me for me And all the problems that made me blinde. I understand that we are in two totally different places And I need to be aware that somethings aren't meant to be I just wanted to let you know you are special in my heart But I must set you free So I open my arms in front of me To give you one Last hug and Kiss Realizing that you make my heart weak And letting you know you will always be missed. 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: - (a) When a heroic do
Men Lie
I have a 18 Year old daughter with autisam. She has been looked at as a freak in her life or even someone oh is so highly intelagent that people can not understand her and the way she is thinking or trying to communate with others. During her school years they said she wouldnt never speak english or communicate with others. She has proved them wrong. But the communacation isnt the same as when we talk to eachother she uses her music to speak what she feels and how her day is going. I have had people say poor you for having to dael with something that shouldnt be handed to anyone in their life time. I say poor you everyone in this world who does not look at autisam as someone who can communicate with everything in their surroundings. Even my dags know what my daughter wants or needs from them without saying a word. Men Lie for alot of reasons! They lie to make themselfs look good. They lie to not hurt some people that love them. They Lie because they can not help but lie about eve
4 Men Living All Together
I have my boys under my roof. The ex is gone, and living 600 miles away. It feels like someone pulled a thorn out of my ass that has resided there for 18 years.... I haven't felt this free in a long, long time. Thanks to everyone that has stood by me and listened to me complain, bitch and whine through this whole process....One person in particular...you know who you are...... Keep the faith my friends.... Mark 
Men Like This....
Men..men..men
Why do little boys whine? - Because they are practicing to be men. What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? - You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? - Because if they all went, it would be Hell. Why do men like smart women? - Opposites attract. How are husbands like lawn mowers? - They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work. How can you tell when a man is well hung? - When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? - We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle. How do men exercise on the beach? - By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. How do you get a man to stop biting his nails? - Make him wear shoes. How does a man show he's planning for the fut
Men,men,men
Ok so, im a bit confused on what the men on here really want. After dealing with a so called playa who tried to play head games wit mad woman and myself and failed(might i add redid my profile)am so frustrated on how men handle their selves on here. It is pathetic.My block list is growing by the day and will soon need a seperate page to list my blocked peeps.What is going on...what happened to the gentileman who treat u like a lady in public and then takes u home and gives it to u real good? i must have asshole written on my forhead.Maybe its me. but just remember, women r not a posession,dont be a stalker,and know how to treat one...its all about respect.Respect urself and others SO I have to write about something that i think is funny.....or maybe it's me. this guy comes on my page and not mentioning any names cuz he is pretty lame for even starting shit....but anyways...he rates my photos and starts sb-ing me how fine i am..ok so i automatically say thank you and being nice...i say
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Me N My Hubby
Me N My Bestie Ily So Much This Is For You
Men Never Seem To Amaze Me
Well i havent been on here in like a million years. I am lying in bed cant sleep all the while my freakin neighbors are having sex and bang on the wall and moving my bed. I really want to hit the wall back just to see what they would to cause i am so tired of hearing there shit. i should be able to have my bed on any wall and not hear their nasty asses. I cant wait till my mp friend comes home from deployment so that i can call him to come knock on their do cause they being to loud.. but i am closing i hate bitching to much i will write more later. MEN never seem to Amaze me Current mood: pissed off Category: Life SO why do guys say one thing or tell youone thing and do the total opisite (yes i know i miss spelled so shoot me) I mean come the fuck on be honest to a girl when she ask something. I am so tired of when a guy says that they love you and then basically say screw you. or even say that they are you man and then go off and tell another girl that they are single. That
Men N Women.. (a Girl Sent This To Me)
a girl sent this to me.. most are right on the nose! (MOST, not all, but im reposting as it came to me lol) --Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! --"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone. --Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. --Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes. --Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. --Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him. --Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method. --A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to. --Boyfriends need to be reassured ofte
Men Need To Come With Instruction Manuals And Warning Labels.
I have never dated a person twice...to me it just doesn't make sense. If something was wrong enough to make you and that person break up once, then why would it magically be ok the second time around??? Well...lately I've been talking to an ex (who I still have feelings for and never really stopped caring for), and the subject of trying this dating thing again came up today. Part of me thinks I should say no and just forget about him. But then part of me misses him, and wants to be with him again........ I'm afraid of getting hurt. Of being used. But I feel like that's a risk I need to take at this point...Guys are good at the sweet talk...they know what girls like to hear, and they're sneaky like that....lol. and he is like the KING of sweet talk...that's why I'm a little nervous. Oh well...I just needed to do a bit of pointless rambling.... Goodnight everyone
Men N Women Lie
another blog from dr romello Q&A Q & A biaaaaaaatches... Q: How long should a girl wait to start having sex with her bf, someone they just started dating, or someone you just met...? Answer: Now, it's hard really to put a time table on these... In my opinion, whenever your ready, just let things happen.. you both will know when your ready.. there will be some wet "kitty" (meeeow) involved with some good wood.. haha You could be talking to someone for a while, but never met.. And then have sex with them the first time you do hangout... Then end up dating them for 3yrs or even getting married... Bottom line is, there arent any rules,no times table.. Some people like to wait.. cool, good for them... Others, just are a sexual person.. to each to his own...!!!! it's all about the vibe.. You just have to ask yourself some questions. Is having sex with this person in keeping with my values? If your a freak.. YES.. hahaha Everyone has different values.. just k
Men Never Listen!!
This is funny! In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said " You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA , PP, and a red one l abeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was
Men Never Listen.
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the mens restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Mens restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When the p
Men On Ct!!!!!
MOST MEN SUCK ON CHERRY TAP...NEVER IN MY FUCKING LIFE HAVE I SEEN SO MANY FUCKING FAKES AND LIARS!!!!!!!FUCKING UNREAL...BUT PEOPLE, WELCOME TO THE NET WORLD RIGHT? ITS FUCKING RIDICULOUS...IS THERE A MAN THAT CAN JUST BE THEIR SELF AND NOT TRY TO ACT LIKE MR FUCKING POWERFUL ASSHOLE ON CHERRY TAP?...LOL SO MANY PPL THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE ON HERE TO...SO IM HERE TO SAY FUCK YOU AND IM GLAD IM NOT FUCKING LIKE YOU....IM A FUCKING REAL PERSON...SO I COME OUT WITH THE BIG SMILE ON MY FACE ..OK IM DONE VENTING...GOOD DAY/NIGHT TO GOOD PEOPLE AND MY DEAR FRIENDS...FUCK OFF ALL OTHERS! MUAHS!
Men Or Mice?
You know I dont pretend to understand men, even though most of my friends are guys. But as friends their easy to figure out as lovers.. that's a hole nother story, How is it that guys shows more interest in you when you show no interest in them? But once your single and interest, they act like you dont exist. OR when you are together and your mean and bitchy they seem to love ya but when you sweet and nice, their looking for a peice of ass else where. What the HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Men Only Answer Please
Application¢¾ Real Name: Nick Name: age: birthplace: current location: height/weight: zodiac sign: hair color/eye color: education status: school attending: favorite color: shoe size: sports you play: 21 Questions: 1.Have you ever cheated?(dont lie) 2.When is the last time you had a girlfriend? 3.What was your longest relationship? 4.What as your shortest relationship? 5.Are you a sex addict? 6.How ofen do you have to have sex? 7.How long did you ever go without having sex? 8.Have you ever hit a woman? 9.What is your greatest asset:What do you value most? 10.Can you kiss? 11.What is your idea of a good date?(place and time) 12.What is one thing you cant stand about a female? 13.What is the first thing that attracts you about a female? 14.Best featues of a female to you? 15.What is your definition of a well rounded woman? 16.Do you have any children? 17.If so, how many? 18.If so, do you and your baby momma still get along? 19. Why did you break up? 20.Why
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Men Or Woman?
Menopause Jewelery
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Men!! Or So They Think They Are
Ya know i gotta tell you I really love it when guys hit on me!! I say this sarcastically of course..I am all for meeting new friends, even online..its all I am looking for! I have a fiance and IT IS POSTED ON MY PAGE but some how guys still seem to ask me if im taken. Even with the honest reply of YES they still insist on hitting on me..and not in a sweet and caring way! All of these guys have been pervs! There have been the few who take it and respond back with a simple and harmless ok, but then there are the rest who say "i need to play before i get married", "I have to come have fun with them", one even asked if i wanted a lapdance before i got married! I mean are you friggin kidding me with this bullshit?? are these guys that hard up they cant take no for an answer? Or do they just feel the need to be such dicks and continue to try and stroke their ego? One guy told me FUBAR was just for singles..REALLY??? where does it say that when you register? I seen many many people on her
Men Of My Dreams
Men Or Boy?
I make grown men cry and young boys want to be men. Why is it that older men tend to miss the boat? While young men get on the boat but don't know how to handle the boat/ship? Be the MAN (boy or old) and take sail to waters only guided by the stars in her eyes! Feel the wind (her whispering in your ear) navigate you to the place of calm and dangerous waters. The roaring waves (those deep muscles inside of me) that pull and tug you into my canal making you get stronger and full of Excitement to go further and deep! Your dripping sweat from your forehead drops on my mountains pointing straight up from your body motion against my body. How does this sailing story end... well.. tell me and maybe ... JUST MAYBE... you and I can complete the story in real life! The question is... will it be a boy who takes over the waters of pleasure or an older one that knows how to please a Lady with Respect and Wild times? Who is this Captain of this ship? Is there such a Captain o
Men Of Fubar
Why is it that some men (I'm not saying all) have to ask about either your waist size, breast size, or if you have masterbated (gotten off today)? I mean for real, why? It's none of your business. I'm not with you. I have a husband and he is the only one that gets to know those wonderful details of my life. It is between him and I. If you don't look at my profile, which by the way reads that I am married then please don't talk to me about that stupid crap. I don't need any more drama than the drama I already have on my plate. Thanks!
The Men Of My Life
Men: Perfect Your Oral Technique
A magic tongue is one thing, but what you do with your hands can mean the difference between good oral sex and fantastic oral sex. Master these techniques and she'll love you forever... The classic Separate the vaginal lips with your fingers, find the clitoris and lick around the edges, slowly and gently. Then relax your tongue and wiggle it side to side and up and down over the clitoris and/or clitoral hood (depending on how sensitive she is). On orgasm, press your flat tongue against the clitoral head, continuing to lick, or simply let her push against you. Don’t remove your tongue until she says so - women’s orgasms last much longer than yours! The ice-cream Make your tongue flat and wide, like you’re licking an ice-cream, and start with long, slow, wet licks on the inner lips. Move from this into a swishing motion - imagine you’re catching the drips off an ice-cream. As your tongue swishes randomly, you’re now teasing the edges of the clitoris. Next, alternat
Men.....pay Attention To Your Women!!!! (dictionary)
men.....pay attention to your women!!!! (dictionary) Body: 1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but it ' s a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants t
Men Problems
Dan I know you may or may not read this but I hope you do. You affected my life like no one else has please don't end it this way. You made me believe there was that special someone out there for me. I was hoping he was you but just one simple click and that changed everything. How was I supposed to know I was going to make you made? How did I know how you felt about that? You never told me these things really until after we had talked about them and then you decided you don't want to talk to me anymore. The things you said to me felt so right but at the same time too good to be true. Perhaps you were just leading me on to get my heart broke. I may never know and probably never will find out now. Just know I am very truly sorry and I really do care for you so much and love you so much. Dan Swanson you could have been the one for me. Adorablewolf@ fubar With this being said I am telling I am sorry and I hope you forgive me. I love you always and forever and w
Men Raising Kids Alone
this is to celebrate all the men out there who are raising their children.. Lots of hard work, and they should be soo recognized and appreciated. cute video
Men Read And Please Take Notes!!! Wow
Imagine me standing behind you as the water hits your body..my arms wrapped around your belly..pulling your body back against mine..you press your ass back against me..and you can feel I am more than excited..as my lips press against the back of your neck..mmmm...I lean my head back to watch your perfect ass as you rock your hips back..grinding against my cock, getting harder by the second..feel my fingertips as they slide up the front of your body..stopping just below your amazing breasts..as you work your ass on my hard cock..feel my strong hands as they move up around your breasts and gently begin to massage you in small slow circles..mmmmm..I lean my head forward and nibble on your neck...whispering to you..telling you how fucking good you feel against me..you begin to grind your ass harder on my cock..I can feel your rock hard nipples underneath my hands as you lean your head back...feel the tip of my tongue as I circle your lips, then kiss you softly..my tongue inside your warm m
Men R Born This Way! Deal With It
Men/relationships/work Part 2
Men Rings
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Men Suck
Well all I have to say is that I am beginning to lean towards on hating men....All they seem to want now a days is sex..I just recently got back in touch with one of my ex's...I saw him for the first time in 2 yrs last weekend and he was so excited to see me...Then when I left and went back home he totally ignored me...I dont even know what the deal is...Did I do something? Did I say something? He completely blew me off...And tonight he text messaged me and told me to leave him alone...I dont even know what I did...He has completely changed within the past 2 yrs...Oh well...Now I can move on with my life... I've never written a love song That didn't end in tears. Maybe you'll rewrite my love song If you can replace my fears. I need your patience and guidance And all your lovin' and more. When thunder rolls through my life Will you be able to weather the storm? There's so much I would give ya, baby If I'd only let myself. There's this well of emotions I feel I mus
Mens Sexiest Tatt Contest
OK, 30 MIN LEFT IN CONTEST...IM AHEAD, BUT WOULD APPRECIATE THE COMMENTS TO KEEP ME AHEAD...COME ON N DROP EM LIKE ITS HOT( CONTEST ENDS AT 8PM TONIGHT) There is a new contest that will start 11-13-06. Here are the basic rules of this contest: 1) Must be a photo of you 2) The voting will be held by by comments. This is to keep it fair. 3) You can have more than 1 comment by a person. If they want to vote 100 times, they can. 4) Pimp yourself and the contest out at your own discretion. Get those votes pouring in. Get your friends to help. 5) First 15 females to submit thier photos will be entered into contest. 6) I reserve the right to refuse any entry. GO OUT AND HAVE FUN WITH THIS!! GET EVERYONE TO VOTE FOR YA!! GOOD LUCK TO ONE AND ALL. To enter contest, PVT message me with pernission to rip your photo or send me a copy of your tattoo pic to my in box. Any question write or shout me. There is a new contest that will start today. Here are the basic rules of this co
Mens Word While Being Married
How to Make a Woman Happy How to Make a Woman Happy > > It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only > needs to be: > > 1. a friend > 2. a companion > 3. a lover > 4. a brother > 5. a father > 6. a master > 7. a chef > 8. an electrician > 9. a carpenter > 10. a plumber > > 11. a mechanic > 12. a decorator > 13. a stylist > 14. a sexologist > 15. a gynecologist > > 16. a psychologist > 17. a pest exterminator > 18. a psychiatrist > 19. a healer > 20. a good listener > > 21. an organizer > 22. a good father > 23. very clean > 24. sympathetic > 25. athletic > > 26. warm > 27. attentive > 28. gallant > 29. intelligent > 30. funny > > 31. creative > 32. tender > 33. strong > 34. understanding > 35. tolerant > 36. prudent > 37. ambitious > 38. capable > 39. courageous > 40. determined > > 41. true > 42. dependable > 43. passionate > 44. compassionate > > WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: > > 45. give her compliments regularl
Men Suck
MEN SUCK Guys are fools with too much pride they play their games then run and hide Do not give them your soul or heart for it will break and fall apart They feel only for themselves Keeping their hearts locked in shelves We talk freely of what we feel They hold back. Whats the deal! Men are puppets on a string pulled on rightly they'll have no sting Twist them around your little finger Teased and taught and left to linger They don't deserve a single thing They'll cheat on you with their ditsy fling and you will get thrown away while they run off to go and play So heed my words and don't delay the men are for looks and only for play You do your thing then move on because men are nothing to prolong
Mensa Problem..do You Know The Answer?
Here's a great MENSA riddle for you: You have two lengths of string, which although they are not the same length, will each take exactly 30 minutes for a flame to burn from one end of the string to the other. The strings do not burn evenly, so the position of a flame, as it burns through a string, will not afford you any specific knowledge of how much time the string has been burning for. All you know is that it takes exactly 30 minutes for a flame to burn from one end of each string to the other end. How can you use these two strings and matches to measure out exactly 45 minutes with almost perfect accuracy?
Men Suck Sometimes!!!!
Mens Sexy Booty Contest
THE WINNERS AREEEEEE...... JUDGES CHOICE MJBLETTE ..... 2 OF THE 3 JUDGES PICKED THIS BUTT MJBLETTE ALSO WON ON RATINGS WITH 18 PEOPLE THAT RATED HIS PIC WTG MJBLETTE YOU WILL BE GETTING A 4 DAY BLAST FOR WINNING 1ST AND 2ND PLACE AND BILLY WON ON COMMENTS WITH 1052 WTG U WILL GET A 1 DAY BLAST!! THANKS TO ALL OF YOU GUYS THAT WHERE IN MY FIRST CONTEST AND HOPE YOU HAD FUN!! GIVE A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY JUDGES AND CHECK THEIR PAGES AND PICS OUT... DREAMEYED GYPSY KANDI KANE THANKS LADIES FOR YOUR HELP :-)!!! I WILL GET YOU GUYS YOUR BLAST IF NOT TONIGHT WITHIN THE NEXT FEW DAYS!! THANKS AGAIN EVERYONE HUGS AND KISSES MICHELLE AKA HOOVERGIRL THOSE GUYS THAT HAD PICS MARKED NSFW WERE UNABLE TO VIEW THE PICS SO I HAVE UNMARKED THOSE PIC AND SINCE THEY WERE NOT ABLE TO LET THERE FRIENDS AND OTHER RATE AND COMMENT THERE PICS THE CONTEST WILL BE EXTENDED TO AT LEAST THURSDAY OF NEXT WEEK TO GIVE THEM A FAIR CHANCE... SO
~men Such Ass Holes~
Men have know respect for us lady's! They only think about 1 fucken thing, you know what im talken about. They try so hard get in are pant's, rather try get pussy than love us for who we are! I say fuck men who need's them. I date some guy on here thought would be sweet heart, shit he was a player, every time left he would flirt with other women just get them join his new lounge room!! He was so rude, the only thing had on his mind was my ass and pussy. And he said he loved me, which i new was a lie!!
Mens Sexy Booty Contest
I NEED SOME HELP LADIES AND PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD SINCE IM NEW TO CHERRY TAP!! IM IN THE MENS SEXY BOOTY CONTEST AND NEED COMMENT BOMBING AND LOTS OF RATINGS!! THE CONTEST WILL LAST A WEEK AND THERE WILL BE 3 WINNERS 1ST PLACE WILL BE CHOSEN BY 3 JUDGES 2ND PLACE WILL BE MOSTS # OF RATINGS 3RD WILL BE MOST COMMENTS THANKS IN ADVANCE AND HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL VALENTINE'S DAY!! HERE IS THE LINK TO MY PIC HUGS AND KISSES MAVRICK64
Men Suck
Men Suck! (some)
Would you let a man that you meet online back into your life if he tries you? Now you are really into this guy and he really seems to be into you, he meets your kids and they get along great. One day he's at your house kickin it with you and your kids and the next day he's emailing you telling you that he's moving and he got a new job in a state way across the United States. Hmmmm, let me think about that one! Uhhhhh-HELL NO! Then the next morning you get another email that says he might not be moving after all. HELL NO! He would have to keep on moving because he's not gonna put me on an emotional roller coaster or my kids. Think something in the pot ain't clean. He gotta go! What do you think????? Any comments or suggestions greatly appreciated! Thanks PS: This is not me that I'm talking about, it is someone I am friends with. LOL And she knows who she is.
Mens Rules
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too "yucky." Same work...more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" One mood, ALL the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jar
Men's Logic
Nothing better than Louisiana seafood gumbo made with huge Gulf shrimp and an ice cold Abita Pecan Harvest Ale,, yes it is made with real roasted pecans! "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --Steve Martin "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." --Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." --Lynn Lavner "Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." --Matt Barry "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --George Burns "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The oth
Mens Rules
Please note... These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon Or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument
Men Suck!
Why do men have to suck? I know not all of em suck, just the ones i meet. They want to mind fuck you every chance they get, they suck.
Men Suck
why do men have to be such inconsiderate bastards...sorry to all the decent guys in the world. But im just about sick and tired of gettin walked on and treated like shit! I am nothing but nice to guys and they take advantage of me and then just throw me away when they are done with me or when they find someone else...or in some cases have someone else..but still choose to lead me on...for once i would just like to meet a guy that considers MY feelings...i guess thats just askin too much...cuz i still havent found it yet..so i've decided to just focus on me and my kids for now...and if mr. right comes along then maybe just maybe ill consider guys again...i just dont have any trust in the opposite sex anymore...can ya blam me?
Men Suck!!!!
Mensch
******Herbert Grönemeyer****** Mensch (Human) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ************************************************** Momentan ist richtig, momentan ist gut nichts ist wirklich wichtig nach der Ebbe kommt die Flut am Strand des Lebens ohne Grund, ohne Verstand ist nichts vergebens ich bau die Traeume auf den Sand und es ist, es ist o.k. alles auf dem Weg, und es ist Sonnenzeit unbeschwert und frei und der Mensch heisst Mensch weil er vergisst, weil er verdraengt und weil er staunt und staehlt weil er waermt, wenn er erzaehlt und weil er lacht, weil er lebt du fehlst... das Firmament hat geoeffnet, wolkenlos und ozeanblau Telefon, Gas, Elektrik unbezahlt, und das geht auch teil mit mir deinen Frieden, wenn auch nur geborgt ich
Men's Fighting Styles
This is an article by David Zinczenko A relationship is like a cable TV package. There's plenty of comedy, plenty of action, and maybe even the occasional bit of dirty programming on demand. But there are also a lot of dead spots on the dial that you wish you could just skip over. Those dead spots typically come as the relationship equivalent of the WWE channel - highly predictable fights, skirmishes, and verbal sparring you've seen too many times before. These fleeting spats and lingering problems can wound a relationship. The source of relationship fights certainly varies from couple to couple; in a survey of more than 2,000 men for my book "Men, Love & Sex," 38 percent of men said they fight about money, 24 percent said they fight about sex, 13 percent said they fight about in-laws. While what you fight about is certainly important, so is how you fight. Fight nicely and you can solve the biggest of problems; fight nasty and the cap on a tube of toothpaste can turn int
Men Shopping Thanks Jake!!
This is so funny, I had to share! This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. & Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring & preferred to get in & get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
Men Strike Back !
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------ - ------------------------------------
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Men's Rules
MAN LAW ­­­­­­ Finally , the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissi
Men's Answer To Maxine!!
Men's answer to Maxine. We knew it was going to happen, but we just didn't know when. Here it is, men's answer to Maxine! MAX Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ------------------------------------------------------------ Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ------------------------------------------------------ ------ How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------ How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clo
Men Suck!!!!!!
OK I HAVE FINALLY HAD IT! I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THESE GUYS ACTING LIKE THEY ARE THE SHIT OR THE ONE FOR ME. YA ALL NEED TO KEEP STEPPEN! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO CALL ME HUN OR SWEETHEART OR ANY OTHER FUCKING PET NAME WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME? WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO TREAT ME THE WAY YOU DO? YA ALL NEED TO GROW THE FUCK UP! WHERE DID YOUR MANNERS AND MORALS GO THAT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TAUGHT AS LITTLE BOYS? HERE IT IS FELLAS....IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO GET MY PANTS THEN JUST KEEP ON WALKIN! I HAVE MORE CLASS THEN THAT. I AM NOT GOING TO BE TREATED LIKE SOME CYBERSPACE WHORE OR ANY OTHER WHORE AS A MATTER OF FACT. I HAVE FEELINGS TO...JUST LIKE YOU. TO ALL THESE GUYS ON HERE THAT HAVE WIVES OR GIRLFRIENDS OR LIVE WITH THEIR EX'S I AM NOT INTERESTED. I AM NOT THE TYPE TO BREAK UP A HAPPY HOME OR CAUSE DRAMA IN A HOUSEHOLD. TO ALL THE REAL MEN ON HERE THAT ARE INTERESTED...PLEASE FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME OR SEND ME A SHOUTOUT. I REALLY DO NOT BITE AND
Men's Rules - Reposted Live
THE GUYS' RULES THESE ARE OUR RULES, NUMBERED IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE! (PLEASE NOTE... THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED "1") ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. SUNDAY SPORTS. IT'S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES. LET IT BE. 1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT. AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 17 MONTHS IS A PROBLEM. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months a
Men Suck!
DAMN! As if today wasnt a bad enough day! R.I.P. Uncle Ronnie! But a dude that i used to have a crush on back in like um 2002 found me on here.. everything was fine. found out we both thought each other was good lookin but never said anything til just now, I have a man! & he makes me very happy, and he is engaged...but this morning, i have some random bitch from sum other state like a million miles away all up in my box screamin and cussin at me fer talkin ta him! 1.) i see no harm in talkin to him hes a friend! Nothing more nothing less! 2.) hes engaged, nothing romantic or what not going on between us, and if there is between him and her thats they business! she should like try and ask to see what the fuck is going on before she comes at me talking all kinda trash! stupid trick! DAMN!!! anywho! im done spouting off about that! Today at 2:15pm My Uncle Ronald Smaile passed away due to lung cancer that eventually spread beyond the lung and through out his entire body! Im glad that h
Men Suck
I spent two damn years with someone in a relationship that was going nowhere before I finally decided to give up and bail and what happens? He gets married 10 months later to a girl he was "just friends with" when we were dating. Why do I even bother wasting my time?
Men & Shopping
Mens Rules
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Men Suck
Hey, I keep telling myself you'll realize that you're not going to be happy where you're at either. I also sit here and wonder how you can sleep with HER when you say you still love me, but we've had that discussion already. I also don't know how much she knows. Does she know you say you still love me? Or have you neglected to tell her that? I'm not asking these things to get answers, I want you to think about them. I want you to think about how you're using her, and the mixed signals you send me. You have talked about how you'd like to be able to try again, yet you're with someone else. You can't get your feet underneath you to support yourself much less have a healthy relationship with someone else. I want us to be friends, but I have a lot of anger at what you chose to do to me. You've also made it very difficult for me to go do anything, every where I go I run into someone or see something that reminds me of us. The girls want us to go out, but I'm not ready to face her. While I
Men Suck
I am tired of being treated like a piece of meat. I am tired of being lied to, trampled on and thrown out to dry. I get told "what I want to hear" get my hopes up, then nothing. I know it is a two way street. Both men and women play games, but damn it; i'm to old for games. I don't play them why should I be played? I know what I have to offer someone but no one wants to take the chance. Why, do I intimadate you? I'm not ugly by any means. Do I say to much on a date, probably. I love to talk, I hate the awkward silences. I am an open book, nothing is kept a secret about me. Now someones tells me a secret, it stays that way!!!!! No one wants a bigger girl ............why? Are you afraid society will look down on you if you are with someone who is overweight? It is not what is on the outside that makes a person, it is what is on the inside. All I want is a nice man to like me for who I am. Take care. thanks for reading - if you are
Men Sux Who Is With Me!
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like.... 1. Men are like Laxatives They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 8. Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of e
Mens Rules
The Man Rules  At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down   Finally , the guys' side of the story. These are our rules! Men are NOT mind readers.  Learn to work the toilet seat.You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sunday sports, It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides.   Let it be.Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want.  Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
Men Strike Back Ha!
How many men does it take to open a beer?  None. It should be opened when she brings it.  -----------------------------------------------------------   Why do women have smaller feet than men?  It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.  -----------------------------------------------------------   How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?  When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch?  You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ----------------------------------------------------------   If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. -- --------------------------------------------------------     Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90
Men Stories
> Men Stories> > 1. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no just taking a shit".> > 2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to forgive me. > > 3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out "get this out of me? Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You did this to me you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, "it'll be too painful."> > 4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she told me, "because I am trying to examine you."> > 5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony > shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What'
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Mensa Awards-too Funny
Mensa Invitational Winners:    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.  2 Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.   3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.   4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.   5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately,   shows little sign of breaking down in the near future   6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid..    7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high    8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.   9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.   10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)   11. Karmageddon : It's like,
Mens Health Issues
What are symptoms of low testosterone in men? Men usually first notice signs of low testosterone when life begins to slow down and you perceive a significant drop in your overall energy level, most commonly worse at night than any other time. As testosterone levels drop, more severe symptoms emerge, such as a drop-off in sexual appetite, lagging sexual performance, general malaise as well as a slightly more flaccid erection. In severe cases of very low testosterone, men experience noticeable shrinking in height and the complete loss of the ability to reach a full erection. If you are experiencing any of these symptoms you may want to visit your general care physician or a urology specialist to be sure that testosterone low is truly the cause of your situation. After your doctor rules out any health concerns, there are plenty of testosterone boosters available via naturopathic, homeopathic, as well as conventional medicinal treatments. Once you begin any of your chosen treatment pl
Men's Sherwani Shoes
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Menssuits
Man is natured to protect and preserve his boundaries and status with whatever means possible. Dressing is a second nature as it becomes a very important part of grooming and getting more presentable. Clothing is the outer skin that helps define your refined standards, careful choice and a class of expression. Looking good and wearing the best outfits give us the confidence to stand out among the crowd and also be taken seriously. Gentlemen who believe in being impeccably dressed wherever and whatever be the occasion can now find solace in the fact that superior marksman and tailoring standards will come to their rescue in fitting them with an outfit that is an example of personification and helps accentuates your identity. Mens Suits are among the very finest of dressing that is comfortable and comes with cuts, fabric and patterns to make you adorn yourself with finesse in a kingly manner. The best of outfits are a result of careful labor and accurate styling so that you get the most
Men’s Scarf
It may seem a bit unfair that a lot of clothes and accessories are available for women but only few can be used by the male counterparts. One of the few accessories that can hype up the wardrobe of guys is Men’s scarf. Aren’t scarves for women? No sir. Men’s scarf has long been in fashion and will still be in the years to come. It can be used from casual outfits to the more formal attire. You can wear them with t-shirt and even in suits. Scarves are not only used to keep your neck warm on chilly seasons but they can also add color to the usual drab winter wardrobe. Only few men dare to be different and stand out through fashion. Only a handful will dare to wear catchy colors of clothes, but they can still express their personality and inner fashion sense through a strip of cloth wrapped around their necks. It’s really fascinating to see men don a scarf of playful colors and stand out from the crowd. How do you use scarves? The selection for men is quite limi
The Mental Seduction!!!
Beat Beat My heart beats faster and faster with every thought of your hand running down my spine, mmmm reminseing on the times when you where mine. The smell of your cologne you running your fingers gently through my hair whispering "I Love You". Spending time, walking down the street, holding hands, and sitting on the train in a trance from stareing into your captivateing eyes. Remembering the times when you gently pressed your full chocolate lips on mine and I taste the sweet nectar of your chocolate intertwineing with my caramel, and my heart fails it flat lines __________ pump pump its back Beat Beat slower and slower as I remember the cold shoulder you gave right after you said you loved me and gently implanted your manhood into the pool of my sanctuary, remembering your toungue gently flickering back and then foward as I climax and my nile river began to flow down your chocolate perfectly chizzeld chin. Beat Beat slower as I remember you telling me Im not she who completes your a
Mental Meandering
Breaking the best of you. Too much waste allows us this. Too much of second blessings... Second guessings.... Second falling outs with far too much loss within for us to complain about. Withering from apathy is the second best demise I'd rather hate you quietly than have to meet your eyes. Is this too convenient? Well I apologize. I decided to put some of my horrible poetry out there for people to read. Why? I acredit masochistic tendencies. Walking Contradiction Trying to find words. Simple sounds become absurd. Lingering responses not received. Mounting maladies of the heart. Strange attractions to harmful addictions. Beautiful misery when I’m without you. Cause even in your absence I know you are still there though perhaps not with me. Meandering musing on the matter. Pleading pointless patterns. But I miss you regardless. Nothing discernible in broken ideas. Haunted by a past best left discarded. Only in you salvation is found. Freed from the to
Mental Basketcase
There is not a second in the day, awake or asleep, busy or not, that I do not feel incomplete because I am not by your side or in your arms. I have always had this sadness deep inside myself, but only until I met you did I understand why; it is emptiness in my heart and my soul. That infinite void has only been filled since I found you. Because I have realized this, because I have felt what it is to be whole, there are times when my emptiness becomes so unbearable that for no reason other than the fact that I Love you with such intensity, with all the blood pulsing through my veins, down to the very breath I breathe as I lie next to you at night, I break down and cry. It consumes me, relishes within me, and bores me anew. With you, I have felt the vast spectrum of this emotion, Love. We have experienced, together, its depths, its crevices, its beauties, and its horrors. You stir such powerful feelings within me that, at times, I doubt my body's capacity to contain my own
Mental Flatulance
Electric Papyrus Conversations on Electric Papyrus, Flash and blink, Flow and wink, Keep me from sleep, But I don’t care. I laugh more than I yawn, And as I look out the window, Toward the dawn, And the orange and red, Of a new day, I feel good about the way, I chose to waste my time, That really wasn’t wasted, Just placed in a different, Field of reality, As I strove to be the man, I want, and need to be, For a million reasons, But none more important, Than the visions I receive, Like the limbs of a fall tree, Yellow and brown, Rooted to ground, With branches reaching up, up, Up to the heavens of the mind and the soul, Like a million stretching fingers, Grasping for the face of God, As my sub and conscious sinks into the screen, Longing for the grace and, beauty, On the other end of, Conversations on Electric Papyrus. This is a collaberation with my wondefully talented friend Heather..AKA ~Beautiful Distraction~ I've admired her wo
Mental Health Blog Of A Lostsoul
I drew the blade across my wrist to see how it would feel. I looked into the future, there was nothing to reveal. ~~ Strawbs, Round and Round What is Self-Injury? Self-injury is deliberately hurting oneself without intent to commit suicide. It is also called self-harming, delicate cutting, cutting, and is abbreviated SI or SIB (self-injurous behavior). Other names for it, such as self-mutilation and self-abuse, are considered too blaming or innacurate by many and some self-injurers don't like the terms. The term "cutters" leaves out other self-injurers who burn or pick and so won't be used on this page. Self-injury takes many forms. Cutting the skin with razors, knives, broken glass or other sharp objects is by far the most common. Burning, breaking bones, head banging, bruising, hitting, scratching, and biting are other ways people self-injure. Some self-injurers stick to one means of self-injure, others may have several, or change over time, and some will self-injure wit
Mental Health Awareness
From: Graphix 4 Stoners!© Date: Apr 18, 2007 8:30 PM I just have some things to say about the recent tragedies at Virginia Tech. First off, and I'm sure everyone will be with me on this, my heart goes out to all of you who were effected by this horrendous event. I do also have a large complaint. Here are my questions when I see or hear quotes like this: "A university official said the English literature student was "troubled" and his essays had been so disturbing that he was referred to the campus counseling service. It was feared that he suffered from depression." My Question: WHY DIDN'T THAT "UNIVERSITY OFFICIAL" TAKE THE INITIATIVE TO MAKE SURE HE GOT HELP? The Quote: " "There was some concern about him," said Professor Carolyn Rude, head of the English department. "Sometimes, in creative writing, people reveal things and you never know if it's creative or if they are describing things." " My Question: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU ASK HIM????
Mental Blocks
I'm thinking of poems And lyrics to write. I stay up with coffee All thru the night. I search for the words Just to make it rhyme. And I often wonder Am I wasting my time? I'm sitting at the window Staring at the rocks. All I can find Are these damn mental blocks. I hope it comes together Once around the bend. I believe it has Cause, I've reached my end. - Anthony G. Yarde
Mental Health Line
Mental Health Line Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you what number to press. If you are a manic depressive, it does not matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you have a nervous disorder, please fiddle with the * key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth and mother's maiden name. If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and careful
Mental Training
Mental Issues And Depression
so right now im pretty bored but happy at the same time i got alot of shit on my mind...so in otherwords my mind is pretty fucked up right now i got alot of shit on my mind....women.....ok so not so much women im cool with them there cool with me...unless i piss them off..lol...but yea i dont get it i know im a decent person because when people have problems they seek me and tell me there problems and i help them 95% of the time i do a good job with the help i provide but then there burdens are applied to me and that stress of worrying about them sits on my shoulders and im typically cool with it...... so this girl who've i liked forever...and trust me she knows....came to me and asked me for help...well didnt so much ask as just told but whatever not the point...now her problem was she likes this guy she just broke up with and yada yada yada short story shorter he's fuckin up his life....well what the fuck why do girls seem to go to the guy that likes them and spill there guy p
Men & Their Games
1. Lack of intimacy. This doesn’t always have to be in the form of sex. It can be a decline of touching, cuddling, holding hands or kissing. 2. He cheated on his old girlfriends. If you can talk to some of his old girlfriends, by all means, do it. However, make sure to ask his ex-girlfriends in a kind and calm manner so they do not become defensive. A cheating boyfriend will usually repeat their behavior with their next girlfriend. 3. He avoids you. A big sign of a cheating boyfriend is when he makes up all sorts of excuses as to why he can’t be with you because he’s spending time with his “other” girlfriend. If he has to work late, stay after school, is always with his friend’s or co-workers more than usual, these could be the excuses your boyfriend is using to cover up his cheating ways. 4. He never answers his cell phone around you. A way to tell if your boyfriend is cheating is if he always turns his ringer off around you or walks out of hearing distance from you. These a
Mental Seduction
by Jo 2/07 As I read the words that are before me, a seduction of the mind occurs. Closing of the eyes with each sentence read, gives me a picture like no other on earth. Your in my head as deep as the ocean with the waves of imagination crashing against the shore. Breathlessly reading the wanting, the giving of complete passion and desire that is leaving me needing much more. I can feel your hands upon my skin, your warmth like a soft blanket wrapped tight around me from within. Your lips gliding over me as I shiver thinking of how exquisite it would feel for your tongue to find me. Nectar builds to eventually flow in a stream as I contemplate your tale. You have taken me to the inner most desires leaving me undone but done all the same. Drunken from the wine of a thousand grapes is the feeling that grows when you undress my soul. Lightheaded and panting I cum with a moan but left with no one to hold. Thank you for that passion, the seduction,the intens
Mental Massochist
MENTAL MASSOCHISM AS I LAY HERE UNREQUIETED MY MIND IS FORCED TO WANDER EVER THE BATTLEGROUND FOR UNCERTAINTY AND AWARENESS NEVER SATISFIED WITH MY HAPPINESS I FIND STRANGE CONTENTMENT IN FIXATED TRIBULATION BOREDOM REIGNS ABSOLUTE IN A REALM OF CONSTANT OBLIGATION I'M A MENTAL MASOCHIST TO BE AT EASE IS A THREAT TO MY CONSCIOUSNESS SO I LAY HERE LACKING THE ELOQUENCE TO PURGE MY CEREBRAL RAMBLINGS AND I STRUGGLE TO DISTRACT MYSELF WITH A SINGULAR OBSESSION
Men That Are Pigs
okay so i was thinking....hvae u ever just stoppted and looked around at whats around you...just look...and close ur eyes and listen to the sounds and everything around u...when u do taht everything is different.. okay so this guy that i have know for about a year now that i have liked and he knows this and so he im me and asks me if we want to hang out and i have a cold so im think about it and he just keeps on and then it comes *i have a date tonight with a cougar.... *how is u im me to hang out with but after u have a date where i know ur going to sleep with her and then come hang out with me and try to get in my pants. that is how some men are pigs
Men That Hit Women
Mental Wandering Of A Doom Hero Lost Forever To The Darkness Of His Despair
at times this gloom fall over my heart and seems to sap all hope of the future away. i look at my past and see something i am not and cannot be proud of over all. no i am not an evil man but just a man all the same. most of this dark enshrouded life of mine i have walked it alone in company and in spirit. forever wandering thru the shadows of the the Normal's world never truly seen and when even noticed i see nothing more than the sign to ward off the evil eye as if i was something dark and evil. can a lonely soul be considered as such? would you think of such a soul wandering lost and heart broken thru the ages as evil or could you find it somewhere in your heart to feel a little bit of compassion for one such as i? for i can expect nothing more than that for my soul is darkened far too much to be accepted and truly loved. the taint of this darkness seeps out from me and flows around me as if a shield against mine enemies. when if fact all it is in my prison master making sure that i
Mental Health
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. I
Mental Streams
There is a place in which I dwell Where there is no God There is no hell. Just an overwhelming abundance of Thoughts, Ideas, Wants, Needs, Desires. Prayers go unheard, Sacrifices unrewarded. There is a Mighty Tree made of souls. Wasted Youth, Forgotten childhoods, Ignorance. All the simple things that mattered once are no more. We must live our lives as adults Judging, Hating Shielding ourselves from the Truth. As children all we wanted to do was Play, Yell, Climb. There was No Color, No Race, No Barriers. Just pure childhood fun we all belonged we all had friends. There is a place in which I dwell Where there is no God There is no hell. Day in Day out I think of you. Your smile brightens my day. Your eyes touch the furthest part of me. You have awakened the Giants within. Long lost and forgotten like time. I would sleep awake, Die in my sleep. Things can change things can get better. I never stopped believing I just protected my soul. Now
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
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Mental Trappings
Vast was the wasteland laid out before me as it had always been. A quick stop along the way well over it was time once again to move on. Grabbing my baggage I smiled hesitantly afraid to admit I might have lost my mind somewhere back around Albuquerque. There was a cold wind from the south this evening and the ever so slight smell in the air of rain. When it rains it pours. Without any other option I moved onward into the night. Silent. The cold sensation of being solitary swept over me once again as my eyes stared forward following the obscured path to my destination. Days perhaps weeks or was it years I had traveled this road and weary I am. Perhaps someday rewarded with the journeys end I shall find peace, but alas not today. A stranger ahead as there have been many. To take away my solitude and betray the silence with stories and tales of adventure, glory, suffering and pain that had driven them into the wasteland I call home. A stranger perhaps but treated as any other
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options me nu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Mental Feng Shui
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' FOURTEEN. Remember that g
Men That Shouldnt Be Called Men
hello out there to all u nice ladys..i wanna let u all know there is a guy on here that is hurtful and disrespectful.. full of lies and games..just be on the look out..he shouldnt even be called a man..a child still is what he is thank u thick_66
Mental Illness
My morning mumm, it reminded me of when I was 15 and taking the RTD (bus in La) to see my boyfriend. I always sat in the rear, and listened to my Walkman (lol). Well this day, the bus was a bit crowded, however the rear was empty, except for one woman. I decided to sit a few seats away from her, she was arguing with herself, and started hitting herself. I started to get up to move and she grabbed the back of my hair and pulled me back, i instinctually just hauled off and cracked her in her head and face a few times. And she was screaming at me, calling me every name in the F'n book. A couple of men came and restrained her until the driver could stop, and then they removed her from the bus.. Just thought I would share..
Mental Vent
Blah blah blah, are you fucking ready?! Ranting and raving always comes so steadily. Not knowing what to do, dreams haunting me of you feeling so valid, feeling so requisite. Pins and needles engorge my skin, feeling unbalanced as the room begins to spin. A mental release never comes with ease, pills temporarily sedate the beasts. The casing starts to callous. My heart races a hostile impulse, this feeling of malice. Overtaken, letting go. It`s almost like perfect euphoria. Blood aches, bones scream, cerebral anguish increases. Explosive feelings leave me in pieces laying about. Never knowing what to do, always thinking "well what about?"
Mental Stimuli Is Here!
Life is like a marathon. We run and run, not knowing where (or how far) the finish line lies. We focus so intensely on prolonging the race but sometimes--despite our best efforts--the race is cut short. Too often we don't relish the path of and enjoy the details instead of just pounding the pavement of life. What personal boundaries can you expand to help you enjoy your life? Today meditate on the simple joys: a warm bath, reading a book to a sleepy toddler, or spending quality time with your family and friends. All of life contains bumps in the road such as losing your job or an unforeseen illness. But it is up to us to determine the quality of our lives. Remember, we don't always determine the distance, but we can determine the path. Angelic Boss aka Dr. Feel..;) First Name: Age: Whats your nationality/heritage: Place of residence: Birth Place: How many kids?: Age of kids: Job Title: What do you do for fun?: Do you dri
Men That Lie And Cheat
Mental Block
Mental Health
Mental health, Introduction Mental health is about how we think, feel and behave. One in four people in the UK have a mental health problem at some point in their lives that affects their daily life, relationships or physical health. Mental health problems can affect anyone, regardless of age, race, gender or social background. Without care and treatment, mental health problems can have a serious affect on the individual and those around them. Every year more than 250,000 people are admitted to psychiatric hospitals and over 4,000 people commit suicide. Mental health disorders take many different forms and affect people in different ways. Schizophrenia, depression and personality disorders are all types of mental health problem. Diseases such as Alzheimers and dementia generally develop in old age, whereas eating disorders are more common in young people. There is no single cause of mental health problems; the reasons they develop are as complex as the individual. Mental healt
Mental Confusion
Thoughts racing thru your brain. Is there really hapiness in life. Does anyone ever get a happily ever after? Who ever knows when enough is enough? Thoughts bleeding thru your brain. An addiction you can't seem to let go. Where do you stop and when do you go? Who ever knows the right decisions in life. Why can't god just give us a handbook to this fucked up thing we call life? Does he have a sick sense of humor or do we just fuck it up all by ourselves.? Do we ever completly grow up? We are always under someones thumb? Is this life or just a really bad dream? You see it in his eyes. Bleeding from his brain. Is he even curable? Or are you just going insane. How much do you help and when do you walk away? You see it coursing thru his veins killing him slowly. Do you watch him kill himself or do you reach out to help? OR LET him go til he helps himself? SICKNESS......is it curable. Crazy, disturbed, selfish motherfucker. Well i know i've mummed about what to do? and well guess i
Mental Feng Shui
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If
Mental Intercourse
I did not write this, but i like it so here it is. Mental Intercourse Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable something like your mind. Thought processes excite me. I'm stimulated by your kind. Deep and wet with the waters of critical thinking flowing like the rivers of time. Can I gently caress your intellect with concepts that I have created with mine? As I undress your thoughts with my eyes I know what you want because imagination never lies. The truth is all in your head I know, because so am I. Its better that way, wetter that way because creative juices never stop flowing Also knowing what I wanted you gave me a piece of your information. You seem nervous, must be your first time, sharing your mind. Don't worry, it won’t hurt but you might get addicted. Because once you get the feeling it’s hard to stop no longer being restricted by physical limitations. Having inclinations to, do it every time I see you. Not in public though, someone might see bu
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Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Mental Health
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell You which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, hang up. It doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9-6-9-6. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. But Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-te
Mentally Vacationing Lounge
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Mental Image
Mental Image
here images that people can easily see. Photographs and video are the most common ways people see Iraq. The problem is that's it's just an image. It lacks the actual scars left on the ones who saw the event firsthand. There are emotion behind images. There are sights and smells that will never leave an individuals mind. With all these scenes put together with an image, the real truth comes out of it. It can be seen as a whole, not a piece of paper with colors and shapes. there is a ball of fire that sneaks up in my mind one that sneak up on me any hour of the day bullets flying echoing in house in Fallujah watching Greg die. there are no photographs of this event Instead there are mental images that my platoon and I will hold on to forever
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have l
Mental Intercourse
Please allow me to slip into something a little more comfortable something like your mind. Thought processes excite me. I'm stimulated by your kind. Deep and wet with the waters of critical thinking flowing like the rivers of time. Can I gently caress your intellect with concepts that I have created with mine? As I undress your thoughts with my eyes I know what you want because imagination never lies. The truth is all in your head I know, because so am I. Its better that way, wetter that way because creative juices never stop flowing Also knowing what I wanted you gave me a piece of your information. You seem nervous, must be your first time, sharing your mind. Don't worry, it won't hurt but you might get addicted. Because once you get the feeling it's hard to stop no longer being restricted by physical limitations. Having inclinations to, do it every time I see you. Not in public though, someone might see but they still wouldn't know. How I softly licked your gray matter as we rolled
Mental Vomit
I hate the ones who said they loved me and never meant it. I hate the ones who said they loved me, then changed their minds. I hate the ones that loved me, but never bothered to say anything. I hate the ones who never considered me an option to love. I hate people who leave without saying goodbye. I hate everyone who underestimates me. I hate those who have misjudged, pigeonholed, written off or otherwise stereotyped me. I hate being forgotten about. I hate that I waste energy to actively hate anyone. I hate thinking I'm a fuckup. I hate myself for caring what anyone else thinks. I hate that the one person who may be the polar opposite of all these things might never know how much I value him. I hate being afraid to love. Do you hate me? I've decided to try to do things a little differently around here from now on.  I've gotten quite a lot of a particular kind of attention and I think I've had my fill.  It was fun while it lasted, but it might be time to quit letting every
Mental Hospital Phone Menu
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental HospitalPlease select from the following options menu:If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are codependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you.If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay ontheline so we can trace your call.If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have low self-esteem, please hang
Mental And Emotional Issues
Have you ever been through something so traumatic it shakes you to your soul? Whether it be deployment for the good ole' boys whom I help defend this country, or a break up, an abusive relationship, or anything that could cause someone to cry hysterically, or stop talking to everyone completely. I don't mean to cry in my beer, but I've been through quite a few things that have left me cold, and hard-hearted. Which means for those of you who have, I can sympathize for you. Every situation is different for everyone. Some are much worse for others, and some are better. Then there are some who are high and mighty and believe they are better than everyone else. They have problems too. No one is truly perfect. Understand that. Whether it be a childhood moment that causes this kind of damage, or something as small, trivial, and ridiculous as a break up with a boyfriend or girlfriend, the fact remains the same. But yet, there are some who are quick to judge. Some believe others can help those

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