CantSleepClownsWillEatMe's blog: "Tagged by Crystal"

Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Clowns 2. Tawnya 3. T Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Directory Assistance Operator 2. Business Consultant 3. Data Processsor Three Places I have lived 1. Washington 2. South Carolina 3. Hawaii Three TV Shows that I watch 1. CSI Miami 2. Ghost Whisperer 3. ER Three places I have been 1. Germany 2. Disney World 3. NYC Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. Scott 2. My Mom 3. Vicki to let me know updates for Pogo Three of my favorite foods 1. Mexican 2. Chinese 3. any fruit Three things I would like to do 1. Get a job soon! 2. Get back into my own place 3. Be comfortable in my own skin Three friends I think will respond 1. Husky 2. Crystal 3. Vicki Things I am looking forward to 1. Warm Weather 2. Losing Weight! 3. A new day, because everyday is a mystery

RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Tag 10 friends. 5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. 6. Have Fun! IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Let Me By Myself -- 3 Doors Down HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? What Might Have Been -- Little Texas WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Happy -- Saving Jane HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Black Velvet -- Allanah Myles WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Pain -- Hollywood Undead WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? My Old Man's a Fatso -- Angry Samoans WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Hungry Like the Wolf -- Duran Duran WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Outshined -- Soundgarden WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? The Roof is on Fire -- Bloodhound Gang WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Psycho -- Puddle of Mudd WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? If I We're a Boy -- Beyonce WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Metal Health -- Quiet Riot WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Get Low -- T'Pain WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Sexy Love -- Ne-Yo WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Balad of One True Love -- Jack Johnson WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?? Summer Nights -- Grease Soundtrack WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?? Burn In Hell -- Twisted Sister WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Runaway Train -- Soul Asylum WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Slip Sliding Away -- Paul Simon WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Lonely As the Night -- Billy Squire WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Macho Man -- Village People ------------ Special thanks to ADS cuz I had to do this!

Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I am addicted to sugar free rockstars. 2. I am very much a people person, although I am shy when I meet someone. 3. One of my favorite shows is CSI Miami 4. I have flown to NYC to go on the Sally show, was a back up show that never got recorded. 5. I used to breed ADBA Registered American Pitbull Terriers 6. Hence my screen name, I love evil clowns and have Pennywise from IT tattooed on my leg. 7. I love horror movies. 8. I have lived in 11 different states. 9. I was in the USN, got out because I got pregnant with my daughter. 10. I have a Valentine Baby.... Now, who's next? anyone that reads this

Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it's much closer than you realize. For you, falling in love is all about flirting and feeling playful. You couldn't fall in love with someone who took life too seriously.

Do you know the #1 song the day you were born? Click here: THE #1 SONG ON THIS DATE IN HISTORY (or click here: http://www.joshhosler.biz/NumberOneInHistory/SelectMonth.htm) Now add your name and the #1 song on the day you were born to the list. Return it to the person who sent it to you and send along to your friends. P.S. NO need to laugh if you click on my song and see the clip - some of us are old! 1. 1970 ... "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Diana Ross

Do you sleep with socks on or off: OFF I cant stand things on my feet when I am sleeping Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? ALWAYS Do you like to hold or be held? both Do you want a small or big wedding? Small What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? someone with some intelligence that I can hold a serious convo with as well as joke around with too Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? poor and happy if I am surrounded with love What are 3 things you want to do before you die? visit Australia, travel the country in an RV (ya crazy but something new daily), and stop hate crimes Have you ever churned Butter? nope Are you trusting of new people? too much Rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale from 1-10. 5 If your dream was to be a model and a big opportunity came up but you had to be nude , would you do it? No never What is the most money you would spend on a pair of shoes? $150 If you were a crayon, what color would you be? aquamarine Do you have more friends or more acquaintances? acquaintances If you could win a couple front row tickets to a game, any sport any team... Hockey Would you rather help someone out or be helped out? equalness If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt? yes What woke you up this morning? rolling over and thinking coffee sounds good Where are you? on my bed How was your weekend? blah as always Did you kiss or hug anyone today? nope :( When was the last time you cried? yesterday Ever thrown up in public? does a public bathroom count? Passed out because of alcohol? yes What is on your mind RIGHT NOW? how I can better myself Would you take a bullet for anyone? yes, my kids Where would you like to live? Germany, duh What kind of house would you like? if in the states a rancher, but if in Germany, I dont care as long as I am with him What do you want to be when you grow up? not a toys r us kid, it doesnt bring the money in Who is your number 1 on Fubar? Mikey, but I hate numbering my friends Who was the last person that left you a comment? Sexy Q Balls wife Last person to message you? my friend Brian (not from fu) Are you good friends with this person? I would like to think so How often do you log in to Fubar? hell, you mean theres a log off? Do you like candy necklaces? no When was the last time you fell or ran into something? I was on cam with someone from fu and I got out of the kitchen chair and tripped over the open dishwasher, forgot it was open (and yes it was on cam) What was the last thing you drank? COFFEEEEEEEEEEE Who do you miss? Rudi What are you doing this weekend? same thing I do daily, not much Whats your favorite kind of soda? Sugar Free Rockstars, really the only carbonated beverage I drink Last kiss? too long ago Last hug? too long ago What do you want to do right now? go outside and catch some rays Are you listening to music right now? no Are you with someone right now? no When were you the saddest in your whole life? putting my dog of 12 years down What time is it now? 11:09am PST What makes you pissed off? Liars What song makes you cry? You Had Me from Hello-- Kenny Chesney What do you like to listen to before you go to bed? Devenra Banhart What makes you happy? true friends Height? short 5'2 Hair? just colored black :D Piercings? 6 not counting ears Tattoos? LOTS What are you wearing? tank top and jean shorts What taste is in your mouth? cinnamon from my cinnamon vanilla creamer

Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. 1) Your name?: Tawnya the hottest girl in the whooole wide world 2) Your age?: 37 #1) Number often used in fiction because it is inconspicuous: A prime number greater than 25 but less than 50. #2) Number that usually results in cheap magician's trick: Ask someone to pick a number in his/her head between 1 and 50 with both digits odd and the first digit less than the second. Victim usually picks 37 because of #1). #3) Birthday number most likely to trigger a mid-life crisis. #4) The number of men a woman must give a blowjobs to in order to become a slut (see the movie "Clerks"). 3) One of your friends?: Shannon a name usually given to someone who is fierce, feisty, and sexy. despite the common belief that most girls named Shannon are blonde, 99% of the girls with this name is a brunette. 4) What should you be doing? cleaning 1.Action that people do when bored. Involve taking a pile of junk and moving it to somewhere else in the house. (v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent. 5) Favorite Food? Doner When a male inserts his penis between two hotdog buns and offers his meat to a female for a tasty refreshment. The female grabs the said hot dog and is delightfully surprised by a huge raging cock. One who executes this act is known as a "Donemeister" "Sally asked me for her steak to be medium, but I gave her a rare doner instead." 6) Hometown? Spokane Spokane is where I am from, my home. Many people like to call it Spokompton, I think that Spokanphetamine would be just as appropriate as it is commonly called the meth capital. Spokane is actually two cities, Spokane and Spokane Valley. But it uses one bus system as they are attached anyways. We get a lot of gangstas who come up from California. Crips, Bloods, Surenos, Nortanos, Hells Angels, 18th Street, they're all here. Thing is our newspaper, the Spokesman Review lists the crimes that they commit as anonymous, when they do list them, everything is hush hush here. Must be to keep the gangs from gaining even more notoriety. IDK. There are really a lot of homeless people here, and the population is majority conservative. Then there are the different sections of town, the South Hill is where the better off financially live, downtown has many pawnshops and Riverfront Park, Northtown has head shops, a big mall, and lots of tweakers, the East Valley is the same, it also has head shops, a mall and lots of tweakers. The best thing about Spokane is the forest area that it is in and the mild weather, not too hot during the summer and not too cold during winter. Oh, and Bloomsday and Hoopfest make the downtown mad busy. Good for getting into fights. *Walking downtown in Spokane* Homeless Man: Do you have a dollar? Me: If I did would I be walking? Homeless Man: Do you have beer? 7) Middle name? Sue a sexy lady with huge titties that loves to have sex all the time, nice fat ass, and likes to do it in her jacuzzi tub Sue: avri whys ur dick so big Avri:shut up bitch put it in ur mouth Sue: yes sir 8) Car you drive? Contour The worlds most sexy and beautiful car man kind has ever crafted. Man check out that IP.II.IMI.IP in dat contour! 9) Your last name? Read read (v.) to translate written text into meaningful ideas within one's own mind. People usually read to gain knowledge or to awaken their imagination. Sadly, the act of reading seems to have been "bred out" of the human race. People these days would much rather desensetize themselves with stupid rap noise and violent, pornographic, and otherwise unintelligent forms of media. If you are in junior high and find it hard to read, do yourself a favor and get help. No offense! Reading is a great and powerful thing, and only by fully taking advantage of it can one open his or her mind to the possibilities of his or her own future. Ranting is fun. Go read a book. No, your porno magazing doesn't count. 10) Hottest celeb- Ryan Gosling Only one of the hottest guys alive. Seen in Young Hercules, Breaker High, Murder by Numbers, Remember the Titans, The Notebook. Ryan Gosling, hubba hubba!

Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I sleep with a stuffed duck from Germany, occasionally spray it with Rudi's axe I brought back. 2. I love pain dealing with body piercings or tattoos. 3. My favorite perfume is Obsession. 4. I am sucker for an east coast accent. 5. I am a loner but I am very well known on social network sites. 6. I hate being stranded. I like to have the ability to go and come as I please. 7. My favorite colors are blue, purple and black. 8. I AM A HUGE ROCKSTAR drinker! 9. I have never had sex in an airplane although I have flown all over the world, 10. I can NOT live without my phone or laptop! I tag....... Vixen260 Kelli2You Jolly Rogers Miss Andi and Sweet Turtle

If you "HAD to" section: 1) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would you want it? I will be getting another one, either on my left wrist or thigh 2) If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color back blonde 3) If you HAD to get a piercing (THAT ISN'T YOUR EARS) what would you get? double nipple already have them once 4) If you HAD to change your name, what new name would you choose? I wouldnt The "WOULD YOU?" section: 1) Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships? I would rather love one, then the agony and pain would be more bearable then several heart breaks. 2) Would you move anywhere else if you could? Germany or Europe somewhere 3) If you were given the chance to go to Paris, would you go? in a heartbeat, I want to go to Disney Land in Paris 4) If you were given 10 million dollars to keep, what would you do? Pay off all my debts, by a house, car, and plane tickets to anywhere in the world The "LETS SAY" section: 3) Let's say you had to eat a live tarantula for $1,000.... I would rather die 4) Let's say you could star in any movie (made or in the works) what movie? any Kevin Smith movie The "OTHER STUFF" section: 1) What makes your bedroom unique? its not mine. I am staying with my mom currently so the stuff of mine in here all represents Germany. 4) What's your favorite season of the year? summer 5) Do you like cheese? I love cheddar cheese The "THE 2008" section: 2) Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008? no 3) Anything exciting happen this year? not yet 4) Have you been involved with the police this year? nope 5) Are your best friends still your best friends? sure 6) Got any tattoos or piercings this year? the tattoo on my left wrist, I got with my daughter when she turned 18 7) Had a haircut yet this year? Cut 10 inches off and now regret it 8) Been in the hospital this year? nope 9) Lost someone you cared about this year? yes 10) Been on a vacation this year? not yet 11) Been kicked out of a public place this year? nope, although we tried to get kicked out of the pr0n shop when the mummer gang went.