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Stolen from Kins

 

 

 layer one.

Spell your name with bands/artists

 

J - Jane's Addiction


A - Alice In Chains

 

I - Incubus

 


layer two.

- name: Jai
- birth date: UNKNOWN
- nicknames: J-Baby, J-Bear, Moon

- current location: someone else's work computer
- eye color: Hazel
- hair color: Brown
- righty or lefty: right
- best friend[s]: yes

layer three.

- the shoes you wore today: work boots
- your perfect pizza: pizza sucks
- the last time you cried: Driving to work, still couldnt wake and meh eyes were all watery

layer four.

- your best physical feature: her on my arm

 

- most missed memory: If I missed it, how is it a memory?!?

layer five.

- pepsi or coke: pepsi
- mcdonald's or burger king: depends on the happy meal toy...
- adidas or nike: ADIDAS
- lipton ice tea or nestea: Bud Light
- chocolate or vanilla: I AM Vanilla Chocolate
- cappuccino or coffee: Frapio


layer six.

- curse: wtf?!?
- do you sing: I inspired Taylor Swift
- take a shower everyday: at least twice
- do you think you have been in love: yep
- want to go to college: wish i could make a living at it
- get motion sickness: no
- think you're a health freak: hell no
- get along with your parents: mom yes, no clue where the father is


layer seven.

in the past three months..
- gone to the mall: yeah
- eaten an entire box of oreos: no
eaten Sushi: yes

Get Down Make Love

Stole this from Klover who stole it from Lil Boops..who got it from Captain Anonymous, who got it from Spiker, who got it from Leah♊Alissa, who got it from ℑÿïç, and so on, and so on, and so on...

 
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think!

 
Pick your Artist:
Nine Inch Nails (d'uh)

 

 

Are you a male or female?

Non-Entity

 

Describe yourself:

Me, I'm Not


How do you feel:

The Perfect Drug



Describe where you currently live:

Down In It


If you could go anywhere, where would you go:

The Day the Whole World Went Away


Your favorite form of transportation:

The Way Out is Through



Your bestfriend is:

Closer



You and your best friends are:

We're in this Together



What's the weather like:

Sunspots



Favorite time of day:

In This Twilight



If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:

Mr. Self-Destruct



What is life to you:

March of the Pigs



Your current relationship:

My Violent Heart


Your fear(s):

Happiness in Slavery


Thought for the Day:

Something I Can Never Have


How I would like to die:

The Lights in the Sky

 

My soul's present condition:

The Line Begins to Blur



Most Faithful Companion:

Underneath it All



My motto:

"DON'T YOU FUCKIN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?!?"

Tagged by Pixie...

Instructions......

Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you.

 

 1. I find jeans very uncomfortable, I haven't owned a pair in over a decade. Either cargos or athletic pants for me.

 

2. I love drawing, writing and music yet I can't stand the majority of artists/musicians out there. They usually seem smug and douche-like.

 

3, I have a 8-1 police chase record. I retired on that loss =P

 

4. I did two years in the pen back in 95-97. I'm thankful for that because it saved my life.

 

5. I love music and have a collection including ALL genres.

 

6. Speaking of genres, I believe there only TWO genres. Nine Inch Nails and EVERYTHING ELSE.

 

7. Speaking of NIN, I have been to every concert they've ever had in the Cleveland area. I hate concerts, but NIN is an experience like no other.

 

8. I'm a jack of all trades. If I put my mind to it, I can do it.

 

9. I get called self-righteous by my enemies. What they don't realize is, I'm my worst critic.

 

10. I have a scar that goes along under my chin, hence I grew my chin strap to camoflage it. 

 

5 ppl?!??!

 

I think everyone's done this by now, but if you haven't been...

...consider yourself TAGGED!!!

Kins' Surve...

1. What is the last thing you eated?

Chicken potstickers. 

 

2. And the last thing you drank?

Bud Light!!! 

 

3. What does it say on your favourite mug?

"Kins sucks, Jai rules!!!" 

 

4. Who is the best captain of a Star Trek?

Picard without a doubt <--agrees 

 

5. Who would win in a fight between the Batman and Superman?

Frank Miller proved Batman would win... 

 

6. Robots or ninjas?

Neither. Both are fictional =P 

 

7. Pirates or cowboys?

Neither, I like girls. 

 

8. Dinosaurs or aliens?

Dinosaurs ARE aliens!!!

 

9. Are you good at crosswords?

Yeah, but no patience.

10. DC or Marvel?

Marvel, d'uh. 

 

11. What is better, a man who is handsome and a fireman or something, or a guy what is fat and has a beard and makes you lol in MuMMs?

Make a girl laugh, and you're in  

 

12. Do you have a special mug that is yours at work?

Yeah 

 

13. What's the best kind of chart, pie or bar?

Pie. 

 

14. Did you study a thing at University?

Sociology (buncha bullshit) and computer sciences 

 

15. Are you more like your mum or your dad?

I'm unique.

 

 16. If your house was on a fire, and you had to rescure one material possession?

I'd rescue my house, D'UH! 

 

17. Who is teh best in Star Wars?

Han Solo vs Bobba Fett 

 

18. Brett or Jemaine? 

huh?!? 

 

19. Are friends on the internet good friends like real life friends, or a kind of second-tier reserve friend?

I love my online friends, but nothing beats r/l friends. 

 

20. Is kins good at making a quiz that you do?

Look forward to 2.0

Surve, blame Nicole!!!

The person you have feelings for shows up at your house, what do you say?
Treat her like my Queen of Hearts =P

 

Everything happens for a reason?
Yessur.

 

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with?
Like in R/L or what?!? Colleen was the last I texted.

 

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
lmFao!!!

 

What can you say about the first girl on your top?
My top is random soooo....

 

Where's your phone right now?
at my 11 O'Clock

 

Name something you are doing tonight?
This,duh!

Is a best friend or ex pissing you off at the moment?
God, I hope not!

 

Do you ever say thank you to the bus driver?
Havent been on a bus for years, but always showed respect. Never know when they'll drive into a Wal-Mart wall...

 

Who's bed were you in last?
Heh...

 

Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
North? Straight. South? curly.

 

Do you think two people can last forever?
Nothing's forever...

Plan on getting drunk or high today?
Working on the later now...

 

Do you have a little sister?
no.

 

What are you looking forward to in the next week?
More time with meh Star Crunch!!! 

 

Do you like to take walks?
Yeah, but no time...

Was your New Years enjoyable?
Yep

 

If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
Weed? No

 

Do you believe in true love?
I'm a passionate romantic

 

How do you know the last male you texted?
My brother

 

Were you single on your last birthday?
Not really

 

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
A few =P

 

Have you ever met someone who is amazing?
Yeah, I've been quite lucky... 

 

Do you like competition?
Depends....

 

Does seeing couples in love make you mad?
Not anymore. I mostly smirk and remember when I was there...

 

Last song played more than three times?
"Kiss Me Thru the Phone"

 

Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
HELL.NO!

 

Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stayed in, but had AMAZING phone bone, heh....TMI I know =P

 

Are you okay with making a total fool of yourself?
Mostly, yeah

 

Have you ever fallen asleep texting someone?
Ha ha, yes. Almost every night.  <---ditto

 

 

Have you ever liked someone who had a girlfriend/​​boyfriend?​​
Yeah.

 

Where do you go to school?
Kent State University!!!!

GO FLASHES or GO HOME!!!!!!!!

Stole from ASB

...it's a long one... 1. What is your best friends name? Matt, Angie, Jimmy 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? none, have the basketball shorts going on... 3. What are you listening to right now? Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko 4. Whats your favorite number? X 5. What was the last thing you ate? Philly steak sam'mich (god, pay attention to my mumms) 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? A Sharpie. 7. How is the weather right now? wet, but nice 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Trent 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? MANY things. Hell, I'm not in middle school anymore... 10. Do you have a significant other? My money... 11. Favorite TV show? The Office 12. Siblings? one brother 13. Height? 5'11 14. Hair color? Brown 15. Eye Color? hazel... whatever THAT is... 16. Do you wear contacts? They scare me... 17. Favorite Holiday? Any that are paid time off!!! 18. Month? Smarcuary!!! 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Right now... 20. What was the last movie you watched? "BOLT" OMG, you have to see it... 21. Favorite Day of the Year? The days I sleep... 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? Yes and no. 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? Why try?!? 24. Hugs or Kisses? Guys: neither... Girls: BOTH PLEASE!!! 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this? ...after reading 25 of these, you bet I want them to suffer too... 27. Who is most likely to respond? Jebus? 28. Who is least likely to respond? me. 29. What books are you reading? Serenity graphic novels (just summed up my geekness in those three words...) 30. Piercings? ...there's one at the end of my pee-pee, but god put it there... 31. Favorite movies? Too many to list... 32. Favorite football Team? *coff*clevelandbrowns*coff* 33. What were u doing before this? Talking to Tiff ;) 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? None 35. Dogs or cats? Cats 36. Favorite flower? White rose 37. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do? Yep, blame the penis! 38. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? I did... 39. Have you ever loved someone? Who hasn't, jeez... 40. Who would you like to see right now? Sleep... 41. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? nope 42. Have you ever fired a gun? My lawyers have advised me NOT to answer this sooooo..... yes. 43. Do you like to travel by plane? only when needed. 44. Right-handed or Left-handed? Ummm, for doing WHAT exactly?!? 45. How many pillows do you sleep with? three 46. Are you missing someone? *hangs head in shame* yeah 47. Do you have a Tattoo? yep 48. Anybody on fubar that you'd go on a date with? {to be continued} heh...
Where are you right now? Dining room table What do you wish you were doing right now? sleeping which I soon will be... What shirt are you wearing right now? White FOX motorcross shirt What are you eating right now? Nuthin but a Dew What room are you in right now? Didn't I just say?!? What underwear are you wearing right now? NONE =p What are you listening to right now? Mindless Self Indulgence What pants are you wearing right now? B-ball shorts What shoes are you wearing right now? none What socks are you wearing right now? white Who do you wish you were with right now? new girl I met What time is it right now? 8:47 AM What is one thing you would change right now? Hurry up the Apocalypse What is next to you right now? Dew, smokes, portable hard-drive What will you do next right now? Going to zzzzzzz........

Stolen from 9987

It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Jaicen 2. A four letter word: Jazz 3. A boy's name: Jebus 4. A girl's name: Jazzmine 5. An occupation: Juggalo.......killer. 6. A colour: Juicy red 7. Something you wear: Jock strap 8. A food: Juicy Fruit 9. Something found in the bathroom: Jai's aftershave 10. A place: Jalepeno Ranch 11. A reason for being late: Jumped by midget gangstas 12. Something you shout: JOW!!! 13. A movie title: "Just In Time" 14. Something you drink: Jew Energy Drink 15. A musical group: Jazztastic Mummettes 16. An animal: Jai 17. A street name: Jamestown 18. A type of car: Jaguar 19. The title of a song: "Just hate me"

Threesome

Threesomes Share Now, here's what you're supposed to do...and please do not spoil the fun. Start a new note, delete my answers and put in your own. Tag your friends and tell them to tag you. The theory is that you will learn a lot of little known things about each other. Three Names I go by 1. Jai 2. Baby 3. Hun Three Jobs I have had in my life 1. Douche 2. Father figure 3. Jai Three Places I have lived 1. Reality 2. Fubar 3. Sleep Three TV Shows that I watch 1. News 2. The Office 3. DVDs of TV shows Three places I have been 1. Who 2. Thefuck 3. Cares Three people that e-mail me regularly 1. eMail?!? 2. ... 3. ...... Three of my favorite foods 1. Meatloaf w/ gravy 2. Omellettes, LOADED! 3. Chips Three things I would like to do 1. Sleep. 2. Sleep in. 3. Sleep forever. Three friends I think will respond 1. Wat? 2. Huh? 3. Who?!? Things I am looking forward to 1. Quick death 2. Free sam'mich day at Quiznos 3. Sleep.
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Passion. Don't fake it, show me what ya want. What is something you have always wanted to try? Heh. Pretty much done what I wanted, now just want a great lover/great friend. What is something you have never done in bed before? Anything that is even NEAR the realm of gheyness... What time of day do you like to have sex? I'm a guy, what'cha think?!? What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Her eyes flutter... (yeah, I said "flutter"...) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Honestly, I'm a gentleman... her hand needs to make the first move. And then, it's ON. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Depends who it is. Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Love it when guys check out my gf... Have you ever faked an orgasm? Believe it or not, guys do this too... What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? Too many, but who cares when she thinks I'm hot. Do you have any sexual regrets? Kinda late for THAT.... If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? I have, but not so much anymore. Ceating just leads to more cheating on BOTH sides... How Important is sex in your life? Very. But need to find a best friend again first =( How Important is love in your life? Read last response. What is the biggest fight you have ever had with a bf/gf? Lies. Do you believe in make-up sex? THE BEST SEX!!! Have you ever told a complete stranger something you kept from a lover? Yup. Have you ever had a one night stand? Yeah, they get boring with time... If you could go back in time would you change it or take it back? Huh? Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table? I have, but it was a bar I worked at, and it was closed... Where would you have sex in public? I got caught in a water-fountain at a hotel... kinda hard to top (unless I could gain access to the Senate floor... Would you ever have sex while at work? I work 3rd shift at a college building. I had oral with some girls, but waiting for the big one, lolz... Would you have sex in the dressing room of a department store? Yep. Except wal-mart, afraid one of those old creepy welcome guys would walk in... Would you have sex in the rain? OMG, that's great... What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp? "romp"?!? Still miss my one high-school sweetie, I had around a dozen in one night... miss those days... How many do you wish you could have? Ehhhh, I'm more about "how many can I GIVE..." What do you like Trimmed,Shaved or Natural? TRIMMED! What sounds do you like to hear during sex? Heavy breathing... really depends on the girl... What sounds do you make during sex? Same as the above What do you yell during an orgasm? Silent anger, lol How many times a week do you like to have sex? I have to have a limit?!? Do you want to try the 69 position? I LOVE IT! What are your three fav. positions? 69, missionary, angry-squirrel-style (my own position). What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body? Come find them.<---ditto Top or Bottom? Top. Unless I'm tired. Bedroom or other room? All of the above.<---ditto Lights on or off? Lights?!?! Hoping too busy to stop and worry... Oil & Lotion or Candles & Satin Sheets Either. both. Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle? Usually start slow, then whatever... depends on her. Standing up or Laying down once again... Soft or Firm touch? grrrz Under Covers or On Top? who cares?!?!? What was on your mind during this survey? ....ummmm....
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