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Tool F*%@#ing Rocks
JAMBI, STINKFIST, FORTY-SIX & TWO, SCHISM, LOST KEYS, ROSETTA STONED, INTENSION INTRO?/RIGHT INTO WINGS FOR MARIE, 10.000 DAYS, LATERALS, VICARIOUS, AENIMA!! Well that was the way that it went down. I still think No FUCK THAT!! I know that it its to damn bad that May 16th, 2007 "was" the last time that one of the greatest bands will be playing together. Well at least for us anyway. Yeah I know that they will play again at least one more time before its all said and done but ITS NO FAIR!! I was at their show last September in Dallas and I think that it was one of the best shows I have ever seen. Maynard was sick as a dog and he still fucking rocked out. The City the where suppose to play before Dallas got canceled because he was so sick. I was very impressed. This show wasn't as good as the last one. At least in my option. Personally I think the reason that September 07's show was so much better is because he was sick. He gave it that much more and it was fucking bad ass! T

Tool
Tool Sober Theres a shadow just behind me. shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty. pointing every finger at me. Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests. Murder now the path of must we, just because the son has come. Jesus, wont you fucking whistle. something but the past and done. Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why cant we drink forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave. I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down. Mother mary, wont you whisper. something but the past is done. Why cant we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why cant we sleep forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center

Too Late.
breathing his air through my lungs, contemplating whether to let me live as each moment passes. time slows, i sit and watch my life waste away with nothing to do but accept the fate i chose. everyone around laughing talking looking not at me but through me. im invisible. is this wat it would be like fi fate decided to tak eme? no oen to see; no one to miss me? all the years of trying to be something a waste, thrown into dreams for others to catch and accomplish. i try to blend intot the crowd like i belong as association makes me fake just like them. i have forgotten where i came form. could it be possible its too late to look back..

To Old And New Friends
This is for all my friends... too cute to pass up :D Comment on this video! More videos at myYearbook Well, it is official.. May 30th I will be moving back in with my dad's place.. Eeek!!! The great financial reason is making me do it. Lizzard will be moving back in with his mom's . I really don't know how that is going to work out. I still have a little ways of go . Looking through stuff as to what I am going to keep... or not.. Never known we have collected so much crap through out the years.. That's a big EEEEEEEEEEk!!! Lmao So if you do not see me on as much as in the next few days.. I have not forgotten my friends.. Love all my peeps ( Yes, I said peeps :P) Hopefully, I won't be at my dad's more than a year.. I like my own coming and goings. :D But living with all the people and animals Already there My dad, his wife... my niece.. a cat,a dog(my puppy forever Phoebe{loves) and a guinea pig... Bringin with me.... my fat cat.. and my 2 guinea pigs.

Tool Squad
I am sorry to burst your little bubbles but all this lounge shit and club shit is ridiculous. You tools dont own clubs or anything. Stop with all the names like Asshole-A.K.A-mememberofthetoolmobfamilybouncertotheredicoulousanduglysisterofthecomsmicmoronic. You think just because you have a few loser friends on a website that makes you less of a tool? You sit all day and wait for a rating or comment on your page instead of doing something meaningful like feeding your kids or working. You bitch and moan about how life sux but you dont do shit to change it. You will always be a Walmart worker if you waste you life on here! You will never be Britney Spears dummies. Just because you have guys that cant fuck a jelly doughnut at 3am tells you that you are a hottie doesn't change the face GOD gave you! Look at the people rating you! If you think they are nasty then why would you get a swelled head about your self? Obviously you would be less then them. Here is a secret, if you were a s

Too Long For Mum.
He cares for me. I know this. He says he loves me. I know this. I love him too. He is my best friend. You know the story, if you read my MUM entitled "rightVSwrong" dated February 13th: I'm single again. I told him I want us to be friends. He's my best friend. I told him I can't be with him right now because I have to figure out who I am. I told him I need to get to know me to know what it is I want. I told him I want to be friends and he was finding every which way he could to hurt my feelings, including saying "All you bitches are the same." and "Now I can ask my coworker out!" and I realize..... he is trying to hurt me back, but I couldn't lie to him and be like "I'm positive I'm in love with you" cos I've never been in love before! I didn't say there isn't a possibility of us becoming more than friends in the future. I said we have too strong of a bond NOT to be in eachother's lives. Am I wrong for being honest? Am I wrong for wanting my space? Am I wrong for telling him we can

Tooltag
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Tool Made Me
You Can Only Type ONE Word. Not as easy as you might think. Now copy and paste into your blog and tag 5 ppl to do the same. Leave a comment to let us know you have done it, AND LEAVE THEM A COMMENT TO LET THEM KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN TAGGED. It's really hard to only use one-word answers! 1. Where is your cell phone? here 2. Your significant other? who? 3. Your hair? brown 4. Your mother? Anacortes 5. Your father? hate 6. Your favorite thing? rollercoaster 7. Your dream last night? none 8. Your favorite drink? slut 9. Your dream/goal? home 10. The room you're in? living 11. Music? rock 12. Where do you want to be in 6 years?dunno 14. Where were you last night? bar 15. What you're not? mean 16. Muffins? yuk 17. One of your wish list items? home 18. Where you grew up? Washington 19. The last thing you did? ate 20. What are you wearing? sweats 21. TV? 3 22. Your pets? none 23. Your computer? Vaio 24. Your life? good 25. Your mood? happy 26. Missing s

Too Much Trouble
Saw the Talib Kweli show last night. Awesome show. Really, really great. If he comes through your town I promise it's absolutely worth the money. I don't think I can go to a show on a Monday again. I'm half wrecked right now. Thank god it's a short week. Still, I'm very glad I went. What a great show. Thanks to Wikipedia I found out he's in Second Life the online game: "According to Blacksmith's Web site, Talib Kweli's latest solo album will not be released until January 2007. In the meantime, he has created a global gathering place for all his fans on Second Life which will feature live concert streams as will as exclusives from his new album." I had set up a Second Life account a while ago but never really got into it. Now I totally want to check his stuff out. What a great idea.

Too Much Information!!
Name: Kym Eye color: Let me look and see Height: 5'7" Damn right I do, and I always have a reason Month: How can I pick out a favorite month? Any other options here? Juice: Any kind that goes with Vodka! Favorite cartoon : Ok...I'll tell u....Daffy Duck ---------------------------------------------------------- HAVE YOU EVER... Given anyone a bath: Ummm....I have a daughter.....I would say so Bungee Jumped? Are you out of your fucking mind? Made yourself throw-up? Isn't that entertaining! Woohoo..... skinny dipping? Do u have to be skinny? Hehe! Loved someone so much it made you cry? how sad is this? Broken a bone: how about a broken heart? Played truth or dare: Yeah, go ahead and dare me! Been in a physical fight: How old are we? Came close to dying: Missed it by that much! Been in a hot tub: How about a VERY hot tub! Fallen asleep in school: It's been so long I forgot Ran away: I let my brother and sister do

Too_much
LOVE IS PATIENT;LOVE IS KIND. LOVE DOES NOT ENVINGS,Y;IS NOT BOASTFUL;IS NOT CONCEITED;DOES NOT ACT IMPROPERLY;IS NOT SELFISH;IS NOT PROVOKED;DOESNOT KEEP A RECORD OF RIGHTS OR WRONGS;FINDS NO JOY IN UNRIGHTEOUSNESS,BUT REJOICES IN THE TRUTH;BEARS ALL THINGS,BELIEVES ALL THINGS,HOPES ALL THINGS,ENDURES ALL THINGS. LOVE NEVER ENDS. WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I SPOKE LIKE A CHILD , I THOUGHT LIKE A CHILD, I REASONED LIKE A CHILD. WHEN I BECAME A MAN I PUT CHILISH THINGS AWAY. FOR NOW WE SEE INDISTINCTLY, AS IN A MIRROR, BUT THEN FACE TO FACE. NOW I KNOW IN PART, BUT THEN I WILL KNOW FULLY AS I AM FULLY KNOWN. NOW THESE THREE REMAIN: FAITH,HOPE, AND LOVE. BUT THE GREATEST OF THESE IS LOVE... WHO DO YOU LOVE?

Too Much Fun
Don't tell me the reason that you're calling Is to see if I'm all right since you've been gone 'Cause I know you and I know why we're talking You're wanting me to say I'm barely hanging on Well, maybe that was true for a night or two But now, I got better things to do I could wash my car in the rain Change my new guitar strings Mow the yard just the same as I did yesterday I don't need to waste my time crying over you I got better things to do Maybe when I don't have so much going Or quite so many irons in the fire I'll take the time to miss you like you're hoping But now, I can't put forth the effort it requires Well, I'd love to talk to you, but then, I'd miss Donahue That's right, I got better things to do Check the air in my tires Straighten my stereo wires Count the stars in the sky or just get on with my life I don't need to waste my time crying over you I got better things to do I got better things to do I must have dreamed a thousand dreams Been

Too Much Time In My Pc Chair
The other day I was asked this question: "What do I wish for my kids?" I couldnt think of an answer at that moment but, after a bit of time to ponder it, I decided that what I would really want for my kids is: 1. That they have love in their life til the very end: Be it from me, their siblings, their own children, a mate, or friends. that is something I've always wanted for myself also, having seen people who have had no one who care or to care for them. I cannot think of a sadder fate than to be "virtually alone". I give thanks every night for my family and friends. By the way, thank you again lord. 2. That they never know extreme poverty: This can cover many things, as never being homeless or going hungry. But just because you have money doesnt mean you will always have a home, or something to eat, as we have all seen by the unforgiven absence of malice of hurricane katrina. What I mean to say is that they keep themselves in the state of mind to care for themselves

Too Much Damn Fun
Hey guys this is a repost of an idea i had a couple days ago, but then Ghost was REALLY generous and bought me one... but here goes: I LOVED my happy hours, and I'd really like to do it again, but as most of you know, i've been out of work aside from a paysite i work at off and on, for about 3 years now, if not longer... so i really can't afford it on my own. Here's where you all come in: I'm taking donations to my paypal account - if you want to make one, send me a mail and i'll give you the email address to use... even if it's just a dollar or two - Every single dollar would help. So if you think i'm worth at least a dollar, based on what you know of me, please help me out ;) Love you guys :) Sin

Too Much To Drink
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof? You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Hotties. You have a "happy hour" at home When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong? You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car "Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol." Your favorite drink is ethanol. "Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!" "I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender." You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse. You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've n

Too Many People Put Off Something That Brings Them Joy!!
Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those women on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I've tried to be a little more flexible. How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn't suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word "refrigeration" mean nothing to you? How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched 'Jeopardy' on television? I cannot count the times I called my sister and said, "How about going to lunch in a half hour?" She would gas up and stammer, "I can't. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain." And my personal fa

Too Much Time On Our Hands
Is it just me or is there way too may people online, on say a Friday or Saturday night? Fubar should have something on here to match people up. They shouldn't loose anyone since there are still alot of couples here too. I myself have met alot of people here and some really nice ones too. But most seem to live a long ways from my little town. I know that fubar is mostly about friendship, but wouldnt it be nice to meet someone here that lives near and you can have some type of relationship other than online?

Too Much Thinking...
how 'bout getting off of these antibiotics how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout them transparent dangling carrots how 'bout that ever elusive kudo thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you frailty thank you consequence thank you thank you silence how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout how good it feels to finally forgive you how 'bout grieving it all one at a time thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you frailty thank you consequence thank you thank you silence the moment I let go of it was the moment I got more than I could handle the moment I jumped off of it was the moment I touched down how 'bout no longer being masochistic how 'bout remembering your divinity how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out how 'bout not equating death with stopping thank you India thank you Providence than

Too Much To Ask?
Ok, so I've been online for a few years now, and I've realized that I can meet people on here and they are so nice to me and compliment me in so many ways, but if i meet new people in public they shun me right away, are rude and don't give me the time of day. So I've come to the conclusion, and it goes with a song, Im so much cooler online.

Too Much To Ask?
Too much to ask? I dont ask for too much in life but there are a few things that I want. 1. I would like for someone to tell me they love me, not because they think thats what i want to hear, but because they actually mean it. 2. If you tell me that I am hot, say it because you think I am not because you think that I will sleep with you. 3. Bring me flowers just because, not because you have done something wrong. 4. I want someone to sit on the couch and cuddle with once in a while. 5. I want to have a family one day. 6. Call me because you want to, not because you think you have to and without me calling you first.

Too Much On My Plate
Well let me tell ya'll whats going on in the last month. I have been having some issues at dialysis lately, I have been finishing up on my requirements to get on the National Kidney Transplant list, only to have my bubble busted because, I smoke marIjuana IN MY SYSTEM IN SINCE I SMOKE ONLY FOR MEDICAL REASON THEY ARE USING IT AGAINST ME, DAMN BASTARD!! I have gotten a new boxer puppie for my mothers day gift from my boo, scooter black, and just when I have to train a puppy I now have good news, my macaws have been trying so hard to get the incubation right and we have lost 3 babies, and just had one hatch 2 days ago, like Im goin to have time to handfeed this baby out for the next 4mths, but what a joy it has brought to me and to scooter, he had to put his baby down after 161/2yrs old dog, she was the sweetest dog always aiming to please her daddy or me, no matter how bad she felt at the time. we will miss you my dear so R.I.P. and may the angels guide you to doggy heaven.

Too Much!!
Letting you all know that I am thinking about leaving permanently from Fubar. I have alot goin on with my life and that is why I have not been on the past couple of days. I just have some issues in my family life that are too much for me to deal with and i will probably be without the internet soon. and besides the drama is getting out of hand. got enough of my own to deal with. I will miss the ones closest to me. I haven't decided fully if just to leave it and possibly come back later down the road or just completely delete. I have been in need of some life changes all around me. But I will keep you posted if I do decide to delete completely until then u won't see much of me. to those of you closest to me love you all but need to take a time out. xoxo lots of love Ronja

Too Much Bitching
does any one have any suggestions that i can do? i am soo bored!!!!!!11 some one hit this up and talk to me. i promise i don't bit hard. stop in and rate my photos or some thing Every one needs to chill the hell out and be cool. There is way too much bs and i am tired of all the crap!! Does any one else feel this way? this goes to every one that has too much fucking time on thier hands. if you live to your life just so you can be in the others and try to run it for them GROW THE FUCK UP!!! i am sick and tired of people taking direction from others who say they have been there of have done this and that. SHUT UP!!! get a fucking life and stop trying to live others!!!!

Too Much?
Do i ask too much to want someone around? Or is it too much to want to be loved for being me? Is it too much to want someone to make me laugh and put a smile on my face? And be there for me when things go wrong? Is it too much I am asking to want someone to except what is and not complain or question what cant be? Is it too much to want the one i want to want me in return? And show how they feel without walking away? I guess I want a dream For everyhthing seems to be too much to ask for.

Too Much Sexual Infor For You Pervs
(If you are reading this, you should repost it. I'm curious what others will say! ....At the very least, leave me a comment letting me know you saw it!) ================================================================================================== What is it that you absolutely need sexually? kissing and moaning What is something you have always wanted to try? making love in the rain What is something you have never done in bed before? several things What time of day do you like to have sex? whenever I'm in the mood What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? the come hither look in their eyes How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? I love kissing, biggest turn on for me. I love running my hands in his hair and if he holds my face in his hands when he kisses me, I melt. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Depends on who that person is Would it bother you if you

Too Much To Ask?
I know this is long but I could really use your opinion on this...Im torn. Please comment with your TRUE feelings and thoughts after, no matter how brutal it may be. My Exhusband was verbaly and emotionaly abusive for years before I left him last year. He hurt me BAD. For the record we were married for 10 years. My family is still talking and chatting and inviting him to family functions. He shows up smiling and laughing and acting like nothing is wrong with his girlfriend by the way. My question is....is it too much to ask that my family not do that. To stop inviting him, when he picks up the kids...to not spend hours, in front of me, chatting and laughing with him. Last time he showed up to pick up the boys, I was at my moms house, he showed up with his girlfriend and my family spent and hour and a half chatting with him. He managed to piss me off right from the get go and I was in the back yard crying on my fiancees sholder. My mom found me and told me to stop bei

Too Much Drama
well so far ive moved in here in mass. its pretty nice place if you dont count the neighbors. i miss my garage though.....and my bikes in storage outta state. met with a girl a few months back she was close to perfect with me and pretty damn cute bu when i lost my job ect.(had another ex i left 3 weeks

Too Much Info
LAST NIGHT I WATCHED AN HOUR MLONG SHOW ABOUT SEAL TEAM 6. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THIS TEAM EVEN EXISTED UNTIL BIN LADEN WAS KILLED BY THEM. I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS AT ALL. THE PROBLEM I HAVE IS WHY DO WE (U.S. MILITARY, GOVERNMENT) HAVE TO BROADCAST ABOUT THEM. ON THIS PROGRAM THEY SHOWED TACTICAL WEAPONS TRAINING, THE RIGOROUS TRAINING THAT THEY ALL HAVE TO DO, SOME OF THE EQUIPMENT THEY USE, WHY AND HOW THEY

Too Much
Why is it too much to find 1 person that really cares for you, even as just friends, or possibly more. Someone that cant wait to talk to you on here, Someone that likes talking to you, on here, or on the phone, or even on Skype. That likes to see your smile as they talk to you and make you smile.

Tooo Funny
Men’s Night Out... A man was approached by a co-worker at lunch who invited him out for beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The co-worker suggested a way to overcome that problem: "When you get home tonight, sneak into the house, slide down under the sheets, gently pull down your wife's panties, and give her oral sex. Women love it, and believe me, she'll never mention that you were out late with the boys." So, the man agreed to try it and went out and enjoyed himself. Late that night, he sneaked into the house, slid down under the sheets, gently slid down his wife's panties and gave her oral sex. She moaned and groaned with pleasure, but after a little while, he realized he had to take a leak, so he told her he'd be right back, got out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom. When he opened the door and went in, he was very surprised to see his wife sitting on the jo

Toooo Slowwww
Well, all, I really really wish I could join in in all the activities here. BUT... since I live out in the boondocks (the country).. I am still on dial up out here (ya know, where you have to dial up from a phone line).. Yea.. people still have that. LOL So anyway, Everything here takes FOREVER to load and just don't have the time to sit here all day trying to leave messages or comments, etc... BUT. wanted everyone to know that you can contact me easier on Yahoo. My screen name there is.... alfiee34 .... I love this site and is much more interesting than any yahoo stuff. But I can keep up with yahoo.. lol Lots of Hugs and Luv's from Missouri AMY

Tooo Funny Not To Post
Chili Cook-Off If you can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying by the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in Texas. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park. Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Joe, who was visiting from Plainfield, IL. Joe: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by th

Tooohip
Hussein Obama is a liar and a fraud. He lied about Air Force I flying low over NYC for a photo op coz the a**hole won't show the pics! He lied about being not being born in Keny coz he will not present evidence to back it up, like a birth certificate and school records.

Too Perceptive About Mundane Things
The most dangerous two word combo in the English language is "breakfast buffet". Dangerous because if it's a new one, I will tend to leave my tire rubber signature in the middle of the road out front as I go screaming into the parking lot, appetite at the ready, to sample their fare. I am a breakfastaholic. Breakfast is the perfect meal. Eggs, milk, pork, grain, fiber, fruits and vegetables...all deliciously served without being hidden in some crazed casserole or complicated mixture. No, it's all right out front and in multiple forms. How do you like your eggs? Grits or hash browns? White or wheat toast...or biscuits...or muffins...or bagels? Grape jelly...strawberry jam...or are you a mixed fruit person? Breakfast is just like Star Trek's Vulcan IDIC philosophy of "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combination". This morning, after a week of fast food pre-fab fare, I treated myself to my local Golden Corral which is a selective breakfast buffet...saturday and sunday only...a

To Oral Or Not To Oral, That Is The Question.
THIS IS MY FIRST BLOG, SO PLEASE BE GENTLE. I HAVE PONDERED OVER THIS FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS. IT'S BEEN LONG ENOUGH, AND I NEED TO GET THIS OF MY CHEST. 6 MONTHS AGO I BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. WE HAD BEEN TOGETHER FOR ABOUT 5 OR 6 MONTHS. SHE WASN'T THE BEST LOOKING GIRL, BUT HAD ONE OF THE BIGGEST HEARTS AND ONE OF THE PERSONALITIES OF ANYONE I KNOW. BUT, THE SEX WAS JUST AWFUL. IT WAS DOWNRIGHT BORING, IN FACT. ALL THE TIME WE WERE TOGETHER SHE CLAIMED THAT SHE LOVED ORAL SEX, BUT WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO IT, THERE WAS NOTHING IN THAT REGARD. WE'D GET INTO IT ALMOST EVERY NIGHT, AND WHEN I THOUGHT SHE WAS READY FOR ME TO GO DOWN ON HER, SHE WOULD TELL ME "NO". INSTEAD, SHE'D GO DOWN ON ME. I THOUGHT ALRIGHT, SHE WOULD SPEND QUITE SOMETIME PLEASING ME. WRONG. SHE WOULD DO IT FOR MAYBE 2 OR 3 MINUTES. THEN SHE'D WANT ME TO STICK IT IN HER. ANOTHER BAD THING. WE'D DO ONLY ONE POSITION...AND ALWAYS MISH. WHEN I'D FINALLY CUM, I WOULD WANT TO GO AGAIN. SHE'D TELL ME N

Too Smart
Too Smart A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. B

Too Short
You make me smile You make me smile whenever I see you You make me smile whenever I hear you voice You make me smile whenever you kiss me or cuddle me I felt warm and comfort just knowing you are on my side Every time I think of our memories its makes me smile Even though have few That’s what makes me smile

~ Too Shy ~
One of My All Time Faves...Hope You Like It. XOXO Time (after) time, (I'm) short of breath, don't even try (?) Try a little harder Something's wrong, you're not naive, you must must be strong Ooh, baby, try Hey girl, move a little closer. You're Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush Modern medicine falls short of your complaints Ooh, try a little harder You're moving in circles, won't you dilate Baby try Hey girl, move a little closer 'Cause, you're Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush, eye to eye Too shy shy Hush hush...eye to eye Peace

Too Thin?
Dying To Be Thin... Anorexia, Bulimia and Eating Disorders by Sep 27, 2006 Splashy images of desireable women in seductive poses attired in alluring clothes and bedecked with fashionable accessories...every magazine and tv channel bestows us with the vision of how we should appear to insure love, happiness and eternal success. Yet, most of the world rarely fits into this preconceived ideal of modern society. Life rushes ahead with its ceaseless demands. Women sigh and control sometimes the only thing in their life they feel able to, their food. So we hide our emotions behind our denial and seek solace in the power we feel when denying ourselves food(anorexia) or comforting ourself until we are sick(bulimia) or any combination thereof. I know. I am a recovered anorexic. For many years, my life spun out of control because i felt helpless to know I had the power to control it. Mistakenly, I controlled the only thing I could and became severely anorexic though totally un

Too The Team
i made me a team shocker license, if anyone from the team wants one send me the info i need for it and a link to a pic u want on it. also if u have any suggestions on making them better let me know. the links to the id is below.

Too The Haters,
Too all my haters, I keep It real and that's a promise. I may be whatever you want to call me, but I'm honest. When I walk by, you stop and stare. Well, keep looking because I don't care. I have my own life and style, not trying to please you or smile. When It comes to competition, you're out. So, shut your hating self, and keep me out of your mouth.

Too Unique To Be Understood..
This actually goes with my post Fire is the desire I will be Me the noise of this world presents a cheap imitation, demanding i listen, obey or miss out. compelling it is as I mostly submit, hoping my fire desired will be found in its midst. Hopeless, i find it, I do admit. Submit I say,no longer, I will not. I will be me. just wait and see. deny you can't as unique I'll be. just wait and see. I'll prove to you how different I'll be. Just wait and see. Set apart like no other, different, yes, I must be. Just wait and see. I need to be me, unique, not like any other indeed, you will see. Indeed I succeed in separating myself. Set apart, above, on the top shelf. I am here, I made it, for all to see..... Still empty still hopeless how can that be. Where is everyone I wanted to show.. they need to see.. they need to know. all this work it wasn't for me it was for everyone else to see just how unique I could make myself be. A small voice from down deep could be silent

To Our Service Men And Women
50 things about me 1. Spell your name backward: haciM 2. Story behind your first name: Its a book in the bible 3. Whens your birthday: October 1 4. Where do you live: CHillicothe Ohio DESCRIBE YOUR: 5. Wallet: Black 7. Toothbrush: clean but well used 8. Jewelery worn daily: Dog tags, celtic cross 9. Cell Phone: Sanyo 10. Pillow cover right now: um dont remember my head? 11. Car: PLum Dodge Ram 1500 quad cab 12. Bedroom: messy 13. Sunglasses: none ball caps 15. Cologne/Perfume: any suggestions 16. CD in stereo right now: None love the radio 17. Piercing: None 18. What you are wearing now: ACU's 19. Wish: To head to the sand box again 20. Wanting:To sleep 21. What are you doing After this: getting back to work 22. If you could get away with it and murder anyone Who would it be? Im gonna take a stab in the dark and say that i have already done this 23. Person you wish you could see right now: the

To Our Soldiers
TO ALL THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO HAVE SERVED MY COUNTRY Current mood: grateful Category: Writing and Poetry THE LETTER TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN, IF YOU ARE READING THIS LETTER I GUESS IT GOT OVER THERE I WAS SURE HOPING YOUD GETTER ITS SENT WITH LOTS OF LOVE AND CARE. NOW I PRAY FOR YOU GODS SPEED THAT HE WILL KEEP YOU SAFE AND FULFILL YOUR EVERY NEED WITH THE DAWNING OF EACH NEW DAY. IM JUST AN ORDINARY MAN YOU SEE A HUSBAND AND A FATHER AND YOUR OVER THERE FIGHTING I BELIEVE FOR MY WIFE, MY SON, AND MY DAUGHTER. THEY DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME AND YOU WOULDNT KNOW EM IF YOU SEEN EM BUT STILL JUST THE SAME YOUR WILLING TO DIE TO PROTECT THERE FREEDOM. YES SIR HONOR,GLORY,AND PRIDE ARE JUST A FEW QUALITIES YOU DISPLAY IM GREATFUL FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FOUGHT AND DIED FOR ALL OF US HERE IN THE U.S.A YOUVE PROBABLY LOST FRIENDS OVER THERE WHO HAVE GIVEN THIER LIVES FOR THE U.S.A AND BACK HOME WE ARE WELL AWARE WE THINK GOD FOR

To Our Sultry
OK, without going into too much personal detail, Sultry is one of the most amazing women on this site. She has recently been handed some very difficult issues to deal with, with both of her parents being critically ill. We are doing everything we can to pull together and show her all the support and love we possibly can! Please stop by and let her know we are all keeping her and her family in our thoughts and prayers, and that our hearts are with her! *♥SÚLŦRY™♥*ÇÈõ õҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.*Owned by JAK*@ fubar Today...I wish you a day of ordinary miracles A fresh pot of coffee you didn't have to make yourself. An unexpected phone call from an old friend. The weather to hold as you travel back and forth to run your errands. I wish you a day of little things to rejoice in... The doctors to call and say things will be all right! Your mother to see you, smile, and say "I love you, baby!" Your keys right where you look. I wi

To Our Friends
hey ppls come HELP me out i'm in a rate contest the first one to 600 rates wins and i would love to win so pls hit it up http://fubar.com/photo.php?u=888520&albumid=1505419&i=499848292&idx=0hit it up dear friends, we have to leave fu we sorry .. we will leave this blog up for a week or so an we will also be deleating this account.. porkys is already gone we need to save our marrage more then be on this site... if you still wana talk to us then plz your more then welcome to add us on yahoo porkys yim is lil_satans_kidd and mine is paininthebutt91182 if your our true friend we hope to hear from you soon we love you all and hope to talk soon love always babez and porky hey ya'll u gots to check out my friend trickbaby she is awsome friend of mine she will show u the same love u give her

To Our Kids...
My Promise To My Kids(or child), I will stalk u,flip out on u,lecture u,drive u crazy,be your worst nightmare and hunt u down like a hound dog when needed because I Love You!! When u understand that i will know your a responsible adult. You will never find

Too Young To Die
Too Young To Die Is that me lying on the ground? Why are people screaming? Is that blood coming from my body? Why doesn't somebody help? Is that sirens I hear? Maybe I'll survive Who is the drunk man? Why are the police talking to him? How could he think he could drive When he can't even stand up I remember it now The headlights coming so slow I couldn't move or cry for help My legs had turned to lead The pain in my legs As I flew through the air My lifeless body bouncing Along the ground I remember the angels Coming to carry me away Tell them Ma, I'm too young To Young to die this way Dave Enmerson

Too Young Too Die
When my worlds collided I am about to take you on a trip down to a time, when the worst things that can -happen all happens at once it seems. My name is Jason Lewis, I am a very large male that has been thru lots of pain and suffering and will now tell you the tale of just a small portion of my life. It all started January 4th, 1974 my sister Allison was born; she was a very sick child and spent a lot of time in the hospital. It started when she was about 4 years old she had an IV put in her ankle to help her eat. When she was around 14 years old she was diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis, which is a death sentence or a terrible lung disease which ever you chose to call it. Most people diagnosed with this don’t live longer than the age of 18 years old; she lived until she was 28. It is now March of 2002, it is snowing out which is not too unusually for this time, but we had people in from California who have never seen snow. It almost seemed the way people were reacting was as if the

Top 10'
Just intrested in who everyone wants to see in top 10 since so much drama going on now, lets see if we can change it leave a comment and a link to who you would like to see, and maybe when people view this blog they will leave them some rates and help to get them up there, it will be fun, or maybe noone wants any changes and that is good to, there are a few good ones. So lets go............

Top 10
10. Well it was my first time having sex. And me and my boyfriend were excited! It started out great at least the first two minutes. Then all he kept doing was talking. Not even romantic things. Stuff about his friends and family. 9. Ok no one "said" this. A song came on the random mp3 playlist on the PC in the backround. "Every Sperm is Sacred" by Monthy Python. Offputting... 8. BLOW ME 7. Hey Don't Worry Baby! Think Of My Genital Warts As Nature's French Ticklers! 6. I was dating this fireman, let's call him Kevin. Who wasn't very good in bed to begin with and could only have sex to the beat of music. His favorite? Van Halen of course. During the middle of "running with the devil" we went to change positions, and he said "why don't you swing that stinkhole over here to the edge if the bed". I did swing to the edge of the bed, leapt off, got my clothes and bailed. In his car. (I did return it 4 days later.) He could not understand what my problem was because when I told

Top 8
Hey yall if you want to make my top 8 hit me up. Every month there will be a new top 8 so if you want to make the cut hit me up! Taking names for my Top 8 for the month of Jan. 2008. First 8 names get a slot for the month! Peace Roy

To Party Or Not To Party
I have been gone a while so sorry if i missed something improtant drop a line if im on sometime Naughty Application -just between you and me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures

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10 Pirates of the Carribbean Johnny Depp vs. Orlando Bloom 9 Adventures of Don Juan Errol Flynn vs. Robert Douglas 8 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Ziyi Zhang vs. Yun-fat Chow 7 The Seven Samurai Toshiro Mifune, et al, vs. Nasty Bandits 6 Return of the Jedi Mark Hamill vs. um…Darth Vader 5 The Princess Bride Mandy Patinkin vs. Christopher Guest 4 The Mark of Zorro Tyrone Power vs. Basil Rathbone 3 Kill Bill Uma Thurman vs. The Crazy 88 2 Rob Roy Liam Neeson vs. Tim Roth 1 Raiders of the Lost Ark Harrison Ford vs. Scimitar Guy

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The upbringing of children is the main responsibility of the parent. But the rest of the world does have a large influence on them and it changes at the different ages of the child. The biggest problem is that the parent is trying to wean their child and the world is trying to absorb them. So if the foundation isn't strong and the child isn't strong, the world can erase much of the child's proper upbringing. Sadly, due to a child's own personal makeup, they have their own destiny programmed into them and sometimes proper parenting and good worldly lessons still aren't enough and the child goes bad. Sadly, due to a child's own personal makeup, they have their own destiny programmed into them and sometimes proper parenting and good worldly lessons still aren't enough and the child goes bad. (I think that is when the devil has somehow worked on and taken control of that child) So, when it comes to schooling, thats just another wing of training up a child. All children are different,

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17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine 16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman,

Top Cherries Today List
Thanks to all my friends, fans, and family members plus all the others the have visited my page, I have made the Top Cherries List Today, and I feel pretty special to make that list for some reason lol:) any much love out to all of you for adding me or requesting my friendship, have a cherrylicious day, thanks xoxo

Top 16 Country Songs
16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your Ass Out All Day Long 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number one song is . . . . . . . . . . 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke

To People Without Hepatitis C And Liver Disease
Letter to People Without Hepatitis & Liver Disease. Having Hepatitis means many things change and a lot of them are invisible. Unlike having cancer or being hurt in an accident, most people do not understand even a little about HCV and its effects and of those that think they know, many are actually misinformed. In the spirit of informing those who wish to understand, these are the things that I would like you to understand about me before you judge me... Please understand that being sick doesn't mean I'm not still a human being. I have to spend most of my day in considerable pain and exhaustion and if you visit I probably don't seem like much fun to be with, but I'm still me stuck inside this body. I still worry about life and work and my family and friends and most of the time I'd still like to hear you talk about yours too. Please understand the difference between "happy" and "healthy". When you've got the flu you probably feel miserable with it, but I've been sick for years

Top Friends
Now I am seriously looking for some in put here as to what I should have done and what she was looking for in the middle of the night. If are interested in answering my questions via 1 e-mail send me one and I will e-mail youhe questions at hand. Not really looking for any BS answers... ºÖº.¸¸. ♥ Sweet Package ♥ .¸¸. ºÖº REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12.Condom or skin? 13.Have sex on the first date? 1

Top Friends And Family List
Hey to all my friend here in FuLand, I have made some change to my top friends and family list. Will all notice who is been list in my top friends and family list there are for good if you would like to make top friend or family list i'm looking for some help level up to my next level or rating of all my pic and stash will also give you a perement spot in my top friends and family list or i'll will give any up to 50,000 fubucks for the rating it will be your choice on what you would like just leave me a private messege and i'll will take care of making it happen and i will also return the same thing to everyone that help me out would really like to be making to the next level. If is possible i would be willing to get some a auto 11 if i have the fund free to do so i'm just looking for some help there is a lot of awsome people here in fubar land that i have help level and would like to see the same thing like i said before i will return the some for all and any that help me move

Top Family And Friends
For all: For the longest i have had it set to where some fubar friends were ranked in top spots. But i have changed it to reflect family and Real life friends as the top spots.I hope everyone understands the changes. John

Top 11 Friday The 13th Movies
ok i was really bored and thought this might be fun for the 3 of you who can actually see this...so just read it and go ok he likes those movies in that order and forget it 3 mins later hahaha so why 11? well why not? no really there is a 12 movies out but at the current time of this writing i have yet to see the remake that premieres today across the big old world....so enjoy and if you like it cool 11 - Part 9 - Jason Goes to Hell - this movie sucks. 10- Part 10 Jason X - this one is ok...thats it very differnt, also the highest kill count in any of the movies. 9 - Freddy Vs Jason - this movie should have been alot better and much higher on my list...i was only waiting for it for a good 13 years....it wasnt terrible by anymeans...but the main female lead by the name of Laurie really bugged me...her lines were some of the poorest in modern cinema history...and since when did the big main even turn into a triple threat??? 8 - Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives. So

Top Hour Photos
< a reposted blog as per Scrapper> Greetings Cherries: First, I want to say Happy New Year. Thanks for tuning into the site and supporting the TAP. If it were not for all of you, this place would not be so cool. On another note, I wanted to clarify a few things about the Top Photos Over the Last Hour. 1. We are a community regulated site. If you see an NSFW photo pop up, please simply flag the photo NSFW. There is NO reason to screen grab it and then post a retarded bulletin flogging us for it. You only make yourself look like a dram queen when you do this, and you clog our bulletin system with pointless hot air. 2. If you are SO offended by a random NSFW photo popping up in the Top Photos of the Hour, you have the option to turn it off. Actually, you were the one that had to turn it on in the first place as this is not a default setting. If you want to turn it off, you can do so in your Profile settings on the upper left navigation. 3. If you feel compelled to do the S

Top 40 & Helping Ya Level Auto
> > Wanting to see if I can make it into the top 40 in scores and help ya level at the same time!!!! Auto 11's will be on Today @5:30pm EST (2:30pm Futime) through Tomorrow, Thursday, Feb. 5th!!!!! C'mon over and level up!!!! There are more than 140k in points and Fubucks available here..

To Pierce Or Not To Pierce.
I wanna get a small stud in my nose - but I'm having mixed feelings on it I was told I have too much of a classy, refined, sophisticated beauty of my face and shouldn't mess it up with a small stud. Feelings? what if what if what if Body: Everybody wonders "what if" once in a while. Just hit "reply to poster" and fill it out about the person that posted this. Don't forget to be honest cuz no one sees this but me(but who really can be honest)! what would you do IF... I died: I kissed you: I fell: I lived next door to you: I showed up at ur house unexpectedly: I stole something: I was murdered: I cried: I asked you to marry me: I was hospitalized: ::WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:: Personality: Eyes: Hair: Family: Smile: ::WOULD YOU:: Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me? Keep a secret if i told you one? Hold my hand? Study with me? Cook for me? Love me? Date me? Have sex with me? ::HAVE YO

Top 300 Indy Wrestlers(my Baby Is #15)
Top 300 Indy Wrestlers Full List YES, WE KNOW THAT HUNDREDS OF FOLK WERE LEFT OFF THE LIST BUT, THAT JUST MAKES OUR JOB THAT MUCH HARDER TO SEEK AND FIND THEM NEXT YEAR!!!!! IF YOUR NAME WAS LEFT OFF DON'T BE MAD, SIMPLY SUBMIT YOUR IFORMATION TO US AND NEXT YEAR, WHO KNOWS YOU MAY MAKE THE RANKINGS!!!!! WE SALUTE EACH EVERY HARD WORKING INDY WRESTLER THAT BUST THEIR ASSES EACH FOR SAKE OF THIS BUSINESS!! THE MORE FOLK THAT KNOWS ABOUT......WHAT?! THE BETTER THE SYSTEM BECOMES! AGAIN THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING WHAT?! WE DO THAT MUCH FUN! THANKS A MILLION TO ALL THE INDY WRESTLERS!!!!! THE TOP INDY 300 1. KENNY OMEGA 2. K.C. THUNDER 3. STUPID 4. "THE MANIAC" GLENN STRANGER 5. SHAKA 6. OX MADISON 7. VORDELL WALKER 8. "THE GHETTO SUPERSTAR" STEVE PENDER 9. DAGON BRIGGS 10. TOJO YAMAMOTO JR. 11. JOEY MACHETTE 12. DARIN CHILDS 13. THE NEW YORK GANGSTA 14. JON DAVIS 15. "DEAD SEXY" DANIEL GUNN

Topic Or Question Of The Week ... =_)
warmth Days like this a warm body, next to a sun filled room is all i need. Soft touch, gentle caress as it touches my skin. I miss the warmth, i need the warmth, crave the warmth. Smile as I know one day it will arrive, smile as for one day i will not have to crave. Warmth is on the way Raining outside - Yessss That old song walking in the rain .... lol So how will you spend ur day? This morning or afternoon after I woke my head was filled with too many thoughts for sleep. My Motto lately has been "One Day at A Time". Some days being longer than others. I thanks GOD for getting me thru.... Thank You

[topic]: 101
Personally, I like FuLand. It's a great place to meet people from all walks of life, and talk about pretty much anything. I orignally joined almost 9 years ago, but kinda got turned off by drama directed at me, from people I didn't know, and who weren't even in my friends list. Regardless, I missed it. This is where people from all classes, backgrounds, etc., gather to make each other feel good on some level. Sure, there are other forms of social networking....but not like this. Anything from a quick Blast Like to sending a peice of 100 credit bling, can literally make a persons day. And from what I see, that's why people are here....for the most part. But what I need help in understanding goes one or two layers down. I'm not sure if it's a question for the psychologist, philosipher, or even in some cases, a psychiatrist....so please, bare with me. Why the fronts? Why the fasade? Why open up to someone, when the slightest thing throws you off? I'll explain in more detail, but before

The Top 10 Languages Spoken In The World
10. French -- Number of speakers: 129 million Often called the most romantic language in the world, French is spoken in tons of countries, including Belgium, Canada, Rwanda, Cameroon, and Haiti. Oh, and France too. We're actually very lucky that French is so popular, because without it, we might have been stuck with Dutch Toast, Dutch Fries, and Dutch kissing (ew!). To say "hello" in French, say "Bonjour" (bone-JOOR). 9. Malay-- IndonesianNumber of speakers: 159 million Malay-Indonesian is spoken - surprise - in Malaysia and Indonesia. Actually, we kinda fudged the numbers on this one because there are many dialects of Malay, the most popular of which is Indonesian. But they're all pretty much based on the same root language, which makes it the ninth most-spoken in the world. Indonesia is a fascinating place; a nation made up of over 13,000 islands it is the sixth most populated country in the world. Malaysia borders on two of the larger parts of Indonesia (including the island

To Pluck Or Not To Pluck
There is an Ass that shall name nameless, you might guess if you like who this shit for bird brain is but I'm mad at him Then add to that equation there is a woman who shall name nameless but you might guess if you saw her flowing red Afro hair which she has dyed blonde, floating around on a broom stick. So the story begins the other day on a dark and stormy day, I of course the princess of the castle was going about my way merrily, When my black berry came to life informing me that i got mail. I tucked my baby in for the day making sure she is not going to beat me for a while and open the attachment What i saw would scare a baby out of the uterus... THAT FEATHERED DELIQUENT HAS PUT THAT RED HEADED WITCH ON TOP OF ME~

Top Life
Or anyone everyone so putting the from depression or anything else like that from either and there's always hope up there for us no matter where we are or what we do somebody's out there that loves us and cares about us so you have a way to help others deal with depression let us know it's hard for us but we're still human How many people find this very annoying when you're hoping something you're hoping in that thing but you should hope in Jesus hope that God will find me somebody to love right is just me Never know what life has out there to offer you unless you take the first step many people do not take the first step and hold back life is too short to hold back don't you agree especially when it comes to that perfect summer for you

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10) MARIJUANA USE HAS NO EFFECT ON MORTALITY: A massive study of California HMO members funded by the National Institute on Drug Abuse (NIDA) found marijuana use caused no significant increase in mortality. Tobacco use was associated with increased risk of death. Sidney, S et al. Marijuana Use and Mortality. American Journal of Public Health. Vol. 87 No. 4, April 1997. p. 585-590. Sept. 2002. 9) HEAVY MARIJUANA USE AS A YOUNG ADULT WON'T RUIN YOUR LIFE: Veterans Affairs scientists looked at whether heavy marijuana use as a young adult caused long-term problems later, studying identical twins in which one twin had been a heavy marijuana user for a year or longer but had stopped at least one month before the study, while the second twin had used marijuana no more than five times ever. Marijuana use had no significant impact on physical or mental health care utilization, health-related quality of life, or current socio-demographic characteristics. Eisen SE et al. Does Marijuana Use Hav

Top 17 Most Fatal Things To Say To A Pregnant Woman.
17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds." 15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby." 14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever." 13. "Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the SuperBowl." 12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella." 11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt." 10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!" 9. "I'm jealous. Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?" 8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?" 7. "Get your *own* ice cream." 6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today." 5. "Got milk?" 4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney." 3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!" 2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoo

Top Movies
One more week of hell and then I am free!!! Yay my summer break is almost here! I hate exams and the plethora of assignments at the end of the school year! Anyways, since all that will be over, I am putting my nerd hat back on and wanna have a week of a movie marathon:) Yep I am a dork like that!!! Any suggestions? I love movies and I own quite a few, old and new! But wanna see something that I haven't seen before. So, gimme your list of all time top 5 movies :) Weeeeeeeeeee to the dorks I love! I loved it I loved I loved I loved it I loved it!

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Top 15 Pick Up Lines Hilarious
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Late of night and the darkest hour, dreams of torment enter your mind. The sight of crimson flowing like a river to stain your hands with your lovers blood. Pain swelling, grasping your heart. Tears of sorrow swell and fall. Ripped aways from the ones you love, struggling through this life of h***. No smiles to comfort your soul, as it wonders if it can mend. No warm imbrace of your lovers arms. No safety from the torment that lay beyond. Noone to comfort you tortured soul. Noone to fill this empty void i call my heart....

Torment
Memories wander in dark places Wounding the life of my soul Causing pain to burn my mind Essence of life draining slowly Flashes of light, time and space crossing my mind Blinding me from what I need to see Confusion and wonder playing together with happiness Tormented by love, scared of tomorrow Vices and nails destroying my thoughts Dull pain turning into unbearable torture Stop it please Make it go away

Tormented
Ok this is a little new to me, as I now find myself single again with another man living in my home, but here I am. Not even sure why I'm here so any input would be appreciated. But if you are the same type of tramp I am still unfortunately married to, then don't bother. Right now I am bitter and on guard, but I am working on it. Is there solice of actual friendship in here, or is it all just more BS for those with nothing better to do? Help me out here. Oh by the way. the tramp in the picture behind me fell off, but quickly jumped on a steroid freak, so good

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First let me thank Emily and the rest of you wonderful people for trying your hardest to pull me out of an emotional sewer today...I love you so much for all you do and all your words. I just wanted to briefly address the reason behind putting up such a picture as that. And to explain why "tornado tears". 99.9% of the time I have the world's most positive outlook, I can take on the whole world and fight my way through anything. Yet there are times, that shovelling shit against the tide just takes it toll and I am ready to throw in the towel and say FUCK IT! Today is one of those days.... After two surgeries in the past four months and countless weeks off work....Im kind of hurting in many ways. I guess I wanted you to see that there is more than one side to me. I dont always smile....well most of the time anyhow...lol...but there are days that I'm problemsolving constantly and im so tired of it. Single parents everywhere have such a time of it. Coupled with being off

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A child is so innocent and pure. They never ask or question why they are here. To them they think, Their meant to be here. To them, they think they were created from love and they are wanted. From the time they were born, All they see and know is of his Mother, Grandmother, Grandfather, Aunt, and Uncle. They are innocent as new borns, don't really know any better. A few months pass, a young man starts coming around. Spending alot of time with the child's Mommy, and spending alot of time with the child. The child thinks, this Man must be my daddy! Days, Weeks, Months go by and this Man is still around. I know who he is, I recognize the tattoo on his forearm. When he holds me, I search for those colors on his arm. I have to play and taste it every time I see him. Now he is married to my Mommy. We are a family, this is my Daddy! Days, weeks, months, years go by! A small child grows up to be a smart, funny, lively little boy. His whole world is wrapped around thi

Tornados
For those of you who aren't familiar with tornadoes and are hearing news coverage of this, here is a short glossary to help you understand. FUJITA SCALE: used to measure wind speeds of a tornado and their severity. F1: Laughable little string of wind unless it comes through your house, then enough to make your insurance company drop you like a brick. (People enjoy standing on their porches to watch this kind.) F2: Strong enough to blow your car into your house, unless of course you drive an Expedition and live in a mobile home, then strong enough to blow your house into your car. F3: Will pick your house and your Expedition up and move you to the other side of town. F4: Usually ranging from 1/2 to a full mile wide, this tornado can turn an Expedition into a Pinto, then gift wrap it in a semi truck. F5: The Mother of all Tornadoes, you might as well stand on your front porch and watch it, because it's probably going to be quite a last sight.

Torn
"Torn" Do I ignore their betrayal and keep them as friends? Do I try to forgive them, and make amends? Do I accept their illusions, and its hypocracy? Do I follow instinct, and put them out of misery? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn between two worlds, who is real who is fake? Why do I lose my mind everytime I lose a bet? Why do i get scarred for life by people i just met? Why do i get tread on, nearly constantly? Why is it so fucking hard, to keep my sanity? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn beween two worlds, what is real what is fake? How do i go through life, should i live it day by day? How do I know what path is right, How do i know the way? How do I know that people are speaking honestly? How would you perceive people, if you were me? Torn between decisions, decisions I must make. Torn beween two worlds, what is real what is fake? When do I get to live so fuckin happily? When do I get to start my own family?

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not many people have heard the news in the heartland of western ks a little town of western ks called greensburg ks was hit by a f-5 tornado on friday night taking out the high school and middle school along with it all of kansas has came together as a state to help fund for the families of this community if people can go to ur nearest red cross and donate some money to the greensburg tornado relief fund it would help out alot well i got to go talk to u guys later

Torn
"The American Love Dream" All the things that surround my life and all the things that keep me busy still can't keep my mind off you. There's so many painful feelings that fill my heart whenever I think about you. You promised so much. But where's your end of the bargain? Why did you waste all the time and effort into making me believe I could trust you? Making me believe you were the one for me. And making me fall for you blindly. God, I was so blind! How could I have been so fucking stupid? And that's all I can chalk this up to... is a stupid lack of good judgement. So here I am again. Torn, broken and destroyed. For a brief moment I found my light. I found you. And the hope you gave me. For that brief momen is unmeasurable. I had forgotten all the pain. Put away all the sorrow. And trusted your word when you said you would never hurt me. But the truth now foreshadows my hope. You are just like the rest. And you leave me now... broken, destroyed,

Torn!
Today my best friend since I moved here died today. She was the greatest and most talented person I knew. She did numerous of my tattoos and was there for me in my toughest times. She found out the weekend after easter she had stage 4 lung cancer and all of us were crushed. She is leaving behind more friends then she will ever know a great husband and son. I love you Joy you will be in my heart forever, you mean more to me then you will ever know... at least I know you will be my son's gaurdian angel!

Torn
One day your sitting there watching as everything falls in place. The very next moment you look around and friends are gone, lovers are gone, and life has taken everything to the center of hell. I watched in just a matter of moments how a frienship of such a long time was lossed over a miscommunication. How can that be? What was the purpose? Why would you drop something that has alot of value to everyone. Someone who listened, talked to, understood, and mostly shared thoughts ideas and plans with. Its hard to walk away from something that helped you grow and would still help you grow if it was there...

Torn
I lie awake and ponder Nothing but the silence Wait...what is that I hear? A heart beat? *thump thump, thump thump* A burst of light Aloud crackling crash In the howling wind I stand alone Watching the clouds swirling around me To my left is my home To my right, the great unknown The wind is blowing harder now I watch as it picks up the debris The wind throws it left It breaks a window~an opening to my soul The wind throws it right I can't quite see where it goes Stuck in the whipping wind I receive my punishment I watch my home get torn apart Everything I loved and knew is gone With the loud harmonious thunder My heart breaks I pray that it ends The pain is too deep With the bright flashes of lightning I am torn between choices I am picked up by the whirling cyclone I am tossed into the dark hole of despair I hear it again *thump thump, thump thump* It gets slower and softer *thump thump, thump thump* The end is drawing near A *swish* and its gone ~Holl

Torn Apart
Seek Not My Heart Oh gentle winds 'neath moonlit skies, Do not you hear my heartfelt cries? Below the branches, here about, Do not you sense my fear and doubt? Side glistening rivers, sparkling streams, Do not you hear my woeful screams? Upon the meadows, touched with dew, Do not you see my hearts a'skew? Beneath the thousand twinkling stars, Do not you feel my jagged scars? Seek not my mournful heart kind breeze, For you'll not find it 'mongst these trees. It's scattered 'cross the moonlit skies, Accompanied by heartfelt sighs. It's drifting o're the gentle rain, A symbol of my silent pain. It's buried 'neath the meadow fair, Conjoined with all the sorrow there. It's lost among the stars this night, Too far to ease my quiet fright. No gentle winds, seek not my heart, For simply ... it has torn apart.

Torn Hearts!
Oh i just need to know You love me and need me before I break another's heart forever. He saved my tortured soul. He made my heart sing. He protected me. He loved me. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision He's been my life for a year. He took away my sadness and sorrow. He understood all my moods. He took away all my pain. He loved me. Oh i just need to know you want my heart and soul no turning back once i give you those completely. He left me lonely an free. He looked back why? He hurt me again. He is gone. Oh i just need to know I'm making the right decision,before I break his heart forever.

Torn
( People will never understand What's going on in our mind) What did you expect I hoped things would change These things never change different people Same Bullshit And everytime it gets worse Well it's all over now We're done with this Shit we wont sit back & wait It's disappeared, We're disapointed We just don't give a Fuck!!! Wil this grass be greener On the other side Will we get cut deeper With a different knife It's for a new life With new people (a new you, and new me) It's not over yet Take all the anger, the pain, the red, the black The fear, the sweat, the rage, the Hate The tears, the blood, the sent, the taste And Shove in their face!!!! By. Sinn F. Chaderrs

Torn
My love for him, the deepest it may be. The desperate thought of losing him, I wish I didn't see. The painful agony, I try to disguise thee. The sound of a wounded heart beating, oh how it hurts me. The anger that burns inside, I shall set free. The thought of a love, that should never be. The thought of him leaving, should I let him flee? The things that make me torn, will always be. written by.. Megz

Tornados!
I'M NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE ALL HEARD THE NEWS FROM MY AREA OR NOT (IOWA) BUT SUNDAY LATE AFTERNOON WE EXPERIENCED A TERRIBLE TORNADO HERE IN THE AREA. IT HAS CAUSED AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF DAMAGE THROUGHOUT SEVERAL COUNTIES HERE. THE MOST NOTABLE DAMAMGE IS IN A TOWN CALLED PARKERSBURG. 4 PEOPLE LOST THEIR LIVES THERE AND 2 PEOPLE FROM A NEARBY TOWN, NEW HARTFORD AS WELL. DAMAGE IS BEYOND BELIEF! HERE IS A WEB SITE OF OUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER WHERE YOU CAN FIND NUMEROUS LINKS TO ARTICLES ABOUT IT. http://www.wcfcourier.com/ http://www.courierwebcasts.com/play.php?vid_id=977&file=parkersburg4052608.flv I AM STILL WITHOUT POWER AT HOME, HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE RESTORED IN THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS. POWER LINES WERE DOWN 1 MILE SOUTH OF WHERE I LIVE (ONE POINT AT WHICH THE TORNADO ACTUALLY TOUCHED DOWN) AND RUNNING EAST TO WEST FOR ABOUT A 4 MILE STRETCH. POLES SPLIT IN HALF, LOOKING LIKE A GIANT TOOTHPICK THAT SNAPPED. WIRES DOWN IN ROADS. MY FAMILY & I ARE SO VERY FORTUNATE TO HAVE ON

Torn Poems From My Hopeless Mind
im a super hero in my own eyes to myself i can fly so damn high, I see spinning colors swirl around me, butterflies lift me up dropping me onto black roses crying the tears of blood running through my fingers dripping down my lips so lustful so tasteful screaming bats into the moonless sky white skin so bright drawing in hate and death twriling his baton covered in acid tossing my hair eyeless sockets spewing blood sewn mouth taped ears bound hands torn feet just laying alone in a ocean of blood with pink sharks surrounding me chanting hopeless, pointless cheers, they will never get me, i will resis, for I am me and only me!

Torn Part 4
Brian returned to his window and Lisa was at a loss. She'd tried everything she could think of to make him feel more at home. She didn't know what else to do. Then she remembered her friend Wendy's dinner party the following weekend. It gave her an opportunity to work on getting him out of the house and interact with other people for a while. Wendy was leaving for graduate school and they were having a going away dinner. She had gotten early admission, so she was heading to California a few weeks early to get settled. It was going to be just a few friends; nothing fancy or outlandish. Lisa just had to figure out how she was going to convince Brian to go. She thought about bribing him, begging him, even just asking him. Nothing seemed like it would work though. She'd actually tried bringing it up, but he was back to wherever his mind would run and he either didn't hear her or pretended not to. As the days passed, and the event approached, she thought that she'd never come up with a

Torn
Okay, So this is very hard for me. I have realized over the last week I am in love with 2 men. How can that be you ask? I am not 100% sure either. Here I was happily engaged, and didn't think I could ever want anything more in my life. I recently started talking to a friend I hadn't talked to in almost a year. He told me all about everything that has gone on in his life since we last spoke. I was so happy and thrilled for him until.... I realized I was very jealous. He was always there for me, he's a great person and for the most part I am very happy for him, cuz he is happy. I never realized I had feelings for him, until now and he's happy. I am driving myself crazy. I don't know how to talk to him anymore, because I am crazy jealous, and all that crap. I hate to think anything would come between us, but I am just a mess. I KNOW this friend

Toronto Explosion
Please go to this and watch the video ty :( Bear , this is 10=15 min away from me i saw it with my own eyes i hontesly thought that we were under attack. The Thud was so bad it shook all my windows n literally knocked my son pout of his bed ~~!!! http://www.cp24.com/

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Torture
Nothing ever is good, it's always bad I don't deserve love, I never have Ripped out my heart, torn in two Love is an art, I never knew Now I'm just dying, a slow death No ray of sunshine, nothing left I'll just give up now, just no use, Goodbye to my love, it's all abuse My soul has been tortured, broken apart Somehow resilient, patched holes in my heart Fills up like a balloon, then popped with a dart Deflating down, feelings usually depart Men always get close, keeping me safe inside Their hearts promise healing, love to abide My past soon revealed, they turn, run and hide It's over to them, not for me to decide What's happened to me, I wouldn't have chosen Am I to turn off my heart, to be left here frozen This fate I will bare, a noose that won't loosen Around my weak heart, loves locked in my prison Closing off from the pain, I can only protect The passion I feel, he soon will reject The body will heal, but the mind won't forget What's left

The Torture Within
Tormented All these thoughts Constantly streaming Creating a longing Deep in my soul Desperately wanting Something That may never be Wondering how I could have been So very blind My past Haunts me Wishing For just a moment In your arms Knowing within The pain I Have caused All those things I cant take back Crying For the love I know ive lost

Tortured Anointer
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To Set Any Fears To Rest....
Ok..this blog is geared toward clearing up a few misconceptions for those ever-present, narrow-minded individuals that think they know something of my faith preference, but in all actuality only succeed in making their ignorance obvious to the world by voicing unfounded fears and ideas about it. Also, this blog came about from a recent conversation, and I'm still a bit miffed about it..so do try to overlook the rancor reflected therein. Misconceptions: #1. Pagans try to convert others to their ways: Umm..NO. We don't. In fact, in all the history of religion, we are one of the few faith practices, religions if you must call it such, that does NOT seek to convert others. Practitioners of Wicca, Paganism, and Witchcraft have been hiding in the shadows for ages. Carrying out our rituals beneath the moon in isolated areas actually came about due to the necessity of concealing them from those who would force us into their beliefs. To tell the absolute truth, we have in many wa

To See Syn...poem
I hear you comming... I feel you near... I need you by me... Hear my heart... Feel my touch... Need to be by me... Hear the night comming... Hear the sounds out there... Hear the beat of my heart.. Look into me... Look into the dark... Look into the stars... Feel the fog pressing... Feel the need we have... Feel the power we hold... Look into our hearts to see Syn. Jess 04-11-08

To See My Naughties!!!!
> Ok you guys here is another chance for you to have me all to yourself...You have to admitt love from me is awesome...lol Well I can hope. Come bid on me... Be My new BFF HERE IS THE LINK TO OWN ME!

To Someone They Know Who
Im not doing this to be mean. Just i feel poems can say lot for how you feel.If i think back on the time we had together was the grestest thing. You did make a differnce in my life.To know our love was strong, i know you loved me and i loved you.I hold you close to my heart forever and always. Your still the one that know more about me then everyone does. Yes In the end we might not be together but think we still got each together and the one thing i love. I love the fact we are still friend and still close as forever. I still wanna be in your life, still be the one you can feel you can tell anything to. To be able to love each other as bestfriend. YEs you have a place in my heart that special just for you. Yes you can Touch me like no one has. I feel your pain and your tears. I hurt when your sad, i cry when you cry.... just like that bestfriend poem...When your sad or hurt i want to be there to help you up to let you know everything will be okay. I want to be there when you tell me a

To Someone Who Is Beatiful All Over...
It is absolutely wonderful to have someone in your life who is caring and giving and gracious-someone whose smiles are like sunshine and laughter and whose words always seem to say the things you most like to hear... because those magical people are really beautiful... inside. And it is a special privilege to know someone whose outward appearance is a delight just to see - someone who lights up a room with radiance and who lights up my little corner of the world with a loveliness it has never known before...because special people like that are really beautiful...outside...But most of all, it is one of the world's most special blessings to have a person in your life who can add so much pleasure and such magnificence to the days - as you have to mine... because you're someone who is beautiful... all over...

To Stay Rules Are Changing....
I read a few blogs...mumms..and sad to see some do not have the savvy or graciousness as the men that were on stage tonight. I felt the moment as a great candidate and hero in my book gave his speech; not because he lost, but I felt the pain he suffered in giving his life to the country he Loves. I don't know or will speculate how our new president will handle things or approach the many issues this country currently has. I will say like in a previous Blog I'll support him and not bad mouth someone like many have done and so I've read. Thus the belief thing resounds again in Romans chapter 13. I will not degrade those placed in authority above me. Yet, I will also say if any of those placed above me I will call out what is not done appropriately. Thus rebuke is ok!! I will say this to those that rated/voted because it was a racially motivated thing; It is wrong to base things upon popularity, whether color, amount of money or who is young or old. It though should be based on

Total Elation
I had to shout this out to the world, so I came to Cherrytap to do it. I AM THE NEW PROUD PAPA OF A 7lb 11.6 oz BABY BOY!!!!! Born 11/2/06 at 2310hrs cst. As you have probably guessed, his name is Joshua.

Total Submission
Have you ever met someone that when they looked into your eyes you felt that they where piercing you right to the very center of your soul? Seeing all your deepest darkest fantasies. You know ... that part of you that you have never shared with anyone. Yet this person seems to know them all without your having to say a word. And you feel like you are completely exposed. That thought is very erotic. Now I don't know what kinds of things you think about ... as you recall all those wonderful feelings ... while you read this, But I wonder if it went something like this.... Was it as if there was a cord of light connecting you to them? And as you went inside and began to ... melt with the warmth of that connection, you felt as though you where looking at your future ... like your future was right in front of you. The more you began to.... listen carefully and ... really look and ...hang on every word. It was as if the rest of your environment just started to disappear with the passio

Total Acts Of Randomness
Why Cant guys realizethey are not redy for a relationshipin the beggining instead of 2 months or so into it...... on February 13th no less.... The day b4 Valentine's day!!!!!! After i go crazy getting an outfit (lingerie and all) for Vday.... and i ran around to get a him an awesome Bday gift..... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .. 69 confessions 1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? My bf J 2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? Yes 3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Depends on my mood 4. Do you take compliments well? usually 5. Do you play Sudoku? No, not yet 6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? Yeah i could 7. Do you like to ride horses? kinda 8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? oh yeah! 9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Ride bikes or sk8ing 10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, what would you

Totaled Truck
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. I recently totaled my truck. Now my neck is messed up having MRI done it and possible shots to take the pain away. I'm not looking forward to having surgery later on. Now I'm looking to get car. Of all the different cars that are out I'm not sure what to get. Not sure if I should go with safety, speed or bett

Total Letdown!
This week should be the Happiest week of my life ~ the most beautiful baby boy with the most beautiful blue eyes Ive ever seen was born. I fell in love with him instantly. however everything else in my life has gone to crap. 2 people I love and/or care about have basically walked away or pushed me away for no reason. I know I can be difficult sometimes but there are reasons for it. I dont mean to be that way or so cold. You should be able to turn to those you care about when u have problems they should listen not give you grief. Life is very fragile - what if something drastic happens and u didnt tell the people u care about how u felt - what if they died thinking you didnt care. Life and Death has been on my mind alot lately and unlike the people who have hurt me beyond belief I plan on from now on living the rest of my time to the fullest and proving to the people I care about exactly how I feel about them. u shouldnt let people get so close and let them in only to hurt them by pus

Totally Pissed Off!
Hi all, I am just totally frustrated and pissed off at my hubby's company. We just found out that they changed the way they do vacation, per diem, and hubby's dedicated route. The first being vacation, instead of from jan to jan of each year, they are doing it by hire date, so if u take a vacation after your hire date, it goes on the next year as a vacation. Now that's cool that they want to do it that way, but they didn't let anyone know until now and we have been with the company for 3 YEARS THIS SEPT. Does that make any sense to you? You would wait for 3 years to let an employee know how you do vacation. They told him that they sent a notice out to all their employees, yet i don't remember seeing anything like that, i look at all the notices that come from the company! The next being per diem, a trucker is intitled to per diem, which is money for showers, food and time away from their families. It is required by the IRS and the Federal Government, yet the company has told us that th

Totally Fucked Up Day
Hahahahaha This was sent to me. I know what my answers would be. Have fun working out yours. 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you scratch me? 24. Would you l

Totally Frustrated.....
Ok so i'm in this contest right! And right now I'm ahead but this chic is counting and I just don't have it in me for that monotonous bullshit. I've posted bullitins,my friends are on......well some of them, and I just don't get why I aint gettin' any help here. It's not the end of the world, but a few of these chics don't hold a candle next to me...not to be conceited...it's true go look you'll see. And damn it comment me a time or two will ya and maybe even repost my bullitin huh? Sorry if I sound bitchy, but .....oh this is just makin' me coocoo Cheri

Totally Happy Is Crazy.
I just got 2 messages from people saying this girl is saying we are stalkers. This woman is crazy. She has me mixed up with someone else. I am no stalker and I don't know who would want to stalk her butt anyways. I just want my friends to know out there to watch out for this person named Totally Happy. She is some crazy B@#%^.

Totally Awesome!!
so maybe I think this site is totally cool cuz I have met a girl who is the sweetest girl I have ever met and the most beautiful too....how is that possible??!! lol well it is and I owe it al lto fubar!! thanx you badass mofos!!! hey just wanted to say this leveeling shit is ridiculous and it takes way to long to do I rate and comment poeples stuff everyday and I dont seem to get far at all...this sux!!!!

To Taste You
I want to taste you, leisurely like a tantalizing cluster of grapes uncovering the pulp of your secrets absorbing you like a good book read on the patio on a sunday afternoon savoring the unique salty sweetness of each drop of juice on my tongue after the skin of your reserve is broken I want to breathe you in, exhaling slowly the fragrance of your cologne and the scent of sunshine in your hair amid that manly smell of sweat and musk that draws me to taste you, with abandon like a prisoner starved on molded bread invited to a grand feast of rare delicacies and the finest wine... I want to taste you devour you like a starving lioness who has endured six months of famine and thirsted too long for springs of love in times of uninterrupted drought needing to renew her strength I want taste you on my lips, my tongue relish your flavor deep in my heart until you are assimilated into my soul

Total Bullshit!
So I'm tired of being treated a certain way workwise because I'm a female...and it never ceases to amaze me how ignorant certain people can be! Then to top it off I have to save their asses and make sure a damn county has water and help talk their service guy thru repair...NOT MY JOB and I shouldn't be doing that cuz I just don't know it well enough! But hey whatever... there's bunch more but not gonna get into it... then I have people approaching me bout things on websites and askin me shit and giving me things and etc...I DON'T FUCKIN NEED IT!!! So I decided to lie my ass off!!! Gonna fuck with everyone! The phrase FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!! Keeps reeling thru my head! I would like to take this opportunity to explain something about little old me. I am a woman who has an opinion about everything. I have my own thoughts, ideas, morals, ethics, lack of proper judgement, whatever you decide to call it. But they are mine...M-I-N-E!!!! And I am entitled to th

Total Lunar Eclipse Slated For February 20
Mark Wednesday, Feb. 20, on your calendar as "Lunar Eclipse Night," for if the weather is fair you should have no difficulty observing a total eclipse of the moon. The eclipse will be visible wherever the moon is above the horizon during the time frame that the eclipse is taking place. As it turns out, North and South America will turned toward the moon and will be in excellent position for this sky show. Europe, Africa and a part of western Asia will also be able to see the eclipse, although for these regions the event will take place in hours just before sunrise on the morning of Feb. 21. All told, given clear skies, about three billion potential eclipse viewers will be able to partake in the spectacle of the full moon becoming completely immersed in the Earth's shadow. This will be the third total lunar eclipse within the past year. The previous two favored different parts of North America, but this one will be readily visible from start-to-finish across much of the cont

Totally Fucked
well once again life has taken a huge shit on me....i was supposed to move to pennsylvania this weekend and now that plan has been shot all to pieces, can live with my ex anymore cuz shes close to be evicted and now im about o be homeless once again....My family cant help me at all! Damnit! Why does my life keep getting fucked up....what the hell did i do to deserve all this bad luck?? Im so very close to committing suicide and ending mky shitty life and trying again in the next life....maybe i wont have such bad luck next time around. (rate and comment)

Totally Awesome Friends!!!
Hey everyone... here are some really awesome people to check out... they are really good friends and help out when they can. Go show them some love... some are getting close to leveling too... If you don't already have them on your list.. You should... :) mattyboy828@ fubar DracheZWorld@ fubar ~IBeLeeB~ Owned By Fever@ fubar Lars - Retired!!!@ fubar shanwbar'~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~NIGHTHAWKS' ~'@ fubar ÅñgèlPríñçê§§™ {Øwñér Øf Çlüb §üpå Ñøvå}@ fubar Eala La La La {SER} Vibes!!!!@ fubar ALWAYS HOPE HEAD ENFORCER AT DIVA'S DEN@ fubar Bishounen_mason((Vampire Kitten))(FU Hubby to SinesterSerpentine)@ fubar Tulsa's Angel~ Sarge's Bad Girl ~ Club FAR Promoter / RisingStar ~ Owned by Dave - Crypt_Kee

Total Control
There you kneel now before your man, Head bowed, riding crop held up in your hand, Feeling its weight lift as I take it there, Submitting completely to the life that we share. Of clothing now, you have been given none, Eager anticipation fill you about the night to come, The cold air in the dungeon now makes your shiver, But is it really the cold or excitement that now makes you quiver. With the crop held tight I slowly circle you, Keeping your head bowed as you know you should do, You shudder as you feel the crop caress down you back, Then give out a cry when on your ass it now smacks. Circling back until in front of you I stand, Hearing the crop crack as I strike my own hand, With the tip under your chin, I raise your face up to me, But my piercing cold blue eyes are all that you see. As you feel the crop slowly caress down your cheek, You start to tremble as your knees go weak, The trill of the leather against your skin, The desire is building, not knowin

Total Suckage
well today sucked, how bad here it goes: woke up at 3 am to go to a detail to take some ppl to green ramp, sat in the truck for 6 hours to find out that they actually never needed the truck, thanks for telling your support you bunch of colostomy bags. had a small cold that flared up this morning when i woke up. including headache, severe coughing (which would very closely make me vomit), could not breathe, the list goes on. was tired as hell so i went to the shoppette on post grabbed 2 NOS energy drinks and slammed them and went to work...2 of those energy drinks is a little much, felt like my heart was going to beat out of my chest...but i was awake :-S. got home at 6 pm and went to sleep until just recently (8pm). felt like i slept 12 hours. decided my friends from fubar would help make me feel better, so i sit down at my computer type in my password and my keyboard slide breaks off of my desk...think i may just call it a night and try to sleep off the rough day.

Totally Stolen From Ms Erica Aka Leather & Lace
Umm is this really me? lol CAPRICORN Few people are as practical and ambitious as Capricorn. Yours is the tenth sign, an earthy element, which makes you down to earth and matter-of-fact. Caution is your second name and this is due to Saturn, your ruling planet. You are sometimes shy and lack self confidence and self-esteem. I've never met a Capricorn who was afraid of hard work in order which to achieve what they want in life. You are ambitious and go for your dreams and usually end up successful. You like money but not if it involves risk. You prefer to know exactly where your dollars and cents are going. You prefer traditional types of savings. Others do not generally see you as too enthusiastic but when people get to know you, you do have a side to your nature which is humorous and affectionate. You like to work quietly and effectively without creating too much bother or attention to yourself. You are emotionally cool so you don't warm to people that easily until you

Total Randomness
So I'm not even very actively acting out with the ED, but I'm having the most painful muscle cramps and twitches today. Which must be nutrition related. Somebody needs to rescue me before I kill myself doing this bullshit. I'm in too much pain to go on. And all the meds in the world only do so much for the arthritis, the muscle pains, the mental agony. Somebody just do something, because life's slipping away from me much too fast for my 23 years...

Total Randomness
For anyone who ever complains of how nasty their roommates are. Shut the hell up. I PROMISE you that I have you beat. Hands down. They are a married couple. Big hearts and they have done a lot for me and my daughter but they are the absolute foulest, nastiest people I have EVER lived with. The husband and I kid you not, has only showered TWICE in the year I have lived here! Now mind you, the rest of the house doesn't look like this because I make damn sure it doesn't. This is how they LIVE in their bedroom!! **WARNING** You WILL need a puke bag!! Shhhh! He's sleeeeepin :O

Totem Animals
The Bat This close to Halloween, we simply must talk about bats! There are different species of bats, which have widely divergent characteristics. Some are small and others are large. With one or two exceptions, the large bats live on fruits and find their way visually. The small bats feed mostly on insects, catching them on the wing by a process known as echolocation in which an animal produces sounds and listens for the echoes reflected from surfaces and objects in the environment. When this medicine is fully developed in man intuitive and clairaudient abilities are accurate. When underdeveloped psychic perception becomes clouded by imaginings of the mind. Studies on bats found that when they are placed in a refrigerator, they will go into an instant state of hibernation and come out unharmed when they are warmed, which is unique for a warm blooded mammal. This indicates that the life force of the bat is strong and is able to regenerate and replenish it when needed. Those

To The Person I Love
TO THE PERSON I LOVE You are friendly, kind and caring Sensitive, loyal and understanding Humorous, fun, secure and true Always there… yes that’s you. Special, accepting, exciting and wise Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright Yes that’s you… not one bit of spite. You’re one of kind, different from others Generous, charming, but not one that smothers Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game But not just another… in the long chain. Appreciative, warm and precious like gold Our friendship won’t tarnish or ever grow old You’ll always be there, I know that is true I’ll always be here … always for you

To The Guys
To the Guys This ones for you To every guy that regrets hurting her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants. To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to

To The Keepers
Love is a crazy thing. there really is no way to explain what makes a person feel the way they do about another person. True love for another is something we are born with and it is nurtured by our family ( those of us that are lucky learn to love at a young age). That of course is love for our family but how can we feel that true love for another person we meet at an older age. this is difficult to explain, like trying to explain the meaning of life. I'm not going to try to explain this just try to explain my own feelings. Sheila ( Fook Mi) is my best friend and lover. I believe thats where love has to start with friendship. You have to be able to talk to the person you love about anything. It doesn't matter how trivial one might think it is pillow talk or serious talk both are very important in a relationship. Baby I know my love for you is real cause I can talk to you about things no one else knows about. You (and my three wonderful children) make the sun rise more wonderful th

To The Ppl I've Met Here...
This is basically how I feel about men right now. ALL MEN suck!! I've decided this site isn't for me. It was fun while it lasted but I'm breaking up with Ross aka "Colts 7-0" so I feel like its time for me to move on to being the person I am away from this hurtful internet world that I've lived in for so very long. Hope you all find happiness, love, lust, or whatever it is you're seeking..... I'll be enjoying my life.

To The Girls
To every girl that dresses cute not skanky. To every girl who wants to be called beautiful not hot. To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you. To every girl who gets her heart broken because he chose the whore instead. To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend. To every girl who would just like once to be treated like a princess. To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak. To every girl that wont get down on her knees and open her mouth just to get a boyfriend. To every girl that just wants to hold hands. To every girl that kisses him with meaning. To every girl who just wishes he cared more. To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold. To every girl who just wants him to call. To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him. To every girl that just wants to cuddle. To ev

To The Protestors
We see you on the nightly news, Marching in the streets- Voices raised, fist upturned All in the name of peace, You profess to know whats right, but you haven't got a clue You're disrespecting the very folks Who've been protecting you This is how you say "thanks"? You all should be ashamed How is it that you sleep at night What is it that you've gained? Why is it that you're safe right now And free to speak you're mind? Because someone fought, lives were lost For you, time after time War Protester, be very thankful, A soldiers' got your back And if you can't appreciate this Feel free to move to Iraq I speak for all real Americans Sick of seeing your crap on the news And as a real American I'll never share your views The next time that you protest And decide to burn my flag Feel free to thank a serviceman For that right to you he gave Protester please continue To march and take a stand But I want to watch you do it Over in I

To The People From The Troops
I want to thank everyone in Colorado and elsewhere throughout the country that continue to support the troops. As I am about to embark on my second tour of Iraq I am reminded how fortunate I am to wake up every morning and wear this uniform. Thank you for giving me that chance, I am truly blessed. Shean Leigon, SSgt, USAF, Colorado Springs, Colo. I want to thank everyone out there that supports me and all my buddies. I recently returned back from a year-long tour in Iraq and it was hell, but all the support that I got while I was out there made life that much easier. When a total stranger comes up to me and just says thank you, or start a conversation with me about things that I have done and where I have been over the past few years and how much they really are interested is way more satisfying then any paycheck that I receive. Thank you everyone!! SPC HEIDE, WILMINGTON, DELAWARE (FORT BRAGG, NC) SPC Heide, Marc, Wilmington, Del. Thank you America for all of your support.

To The One I Love The Most
hey just thought i would drop a few lines and tell everyone how proud i am about my fiancee and the tasks she has completed this week. first off let me start by saying that i have finally got to meet my new son.this makes two boys that i have now and i wouldnt change it for nothing. my fiancee and soon to be wife has had a pretty good task ahead of her putting up with me for almost 4 years thats right 4 years that alone shows alot cuz i havent exactly been the easiest to put up with but she has put up with me. im so proud of her she does a great job as a mom,fiancee,and as a house wife and still exeeds that. so thats why she at least deserves this blog and more. i will try my best to do just that. i love you baby and so does skyler and kyle(our sons to those of you who dont know)

To The Guys And The Girls
19 THINGS to win a girls heart.... 1. Hugs from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her Honestly. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Be super sweet to her. 10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams. 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12.Wipe away her tears 13. Love her with all your heart. 14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it). 15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her! & DONT ever act diff in front of ur friends than u r when its just u and her!!!! 17. Take her for a long walk at night! 18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close 19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! becau

To The Ones Not Forgotten!
Gods Heavenly Garden Sometimes God picks the flower that is still in full bloom; Sometimes the rose bud's chosen that we feel he's picked too soon. Sometimes the flower is fading with petals floating down, But God knows the perfect time to gather flowers from the garden. There is a heavenly garden in which God takes great pleasure beacuse he has placed within it the loved ones that we treasure. He walks among the blossoms giving them eternal rest, and I know that it must please him because he chose our very best. by. Dorothea K Barwick In memory of a great man that meant the world to me, he will be missed but never forgotten. love you.

To The Nice Guys Left
To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her. To every guy who knows which girl he wants!!!!!!!!!! To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. TO EVERY GUY THAT WOULD SIT AND WAIT FOR HER FOR HOURS JUST TO

To The Nice Guys
Nice Guys Always Finish Last To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every guy who has given her flowers just because To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to be able to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who

To Think
DESIRES.... THAT WHICH IS SEEKING, IS SEEKING YOU....LET GO HOW IT WILL COME TO YOU AND FOCUS ON YOUR HEARTS DESIRE....YOUR HIGHER SELF WITHIN KNOWS HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, SO JUST RELAX AND LET GO....EVERYTHING THAT IS NEcESSARY FOR FULFILLMENT OF YOUR DESIRES IS LOVINGLY AND HARMONIOUSLY DRAWN TO YOU....SO ACCEPT THIS OR SOMETHING BETTER....AND BE READY, RECEPTIVE, AND GRATEFULL FOR ALL THAT IS DESIRED.... SOME THINGS WILL CATCH YOUR EYE AND WHEN THEY DO WE JUST LOOK AWAY BUT WHEN SOMETHING CATCHES OUR HEARTS WE TEND TO TAKE A MOMENT TO THINK ABOUT IT AND WETHER IT MAKES US SAD OR HAPPY .... TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT IS WORTH AND HOW IT HAS OR WILL EFFECT OR LIVES IN SOME WAY...WE TEND TO TAKE FAMILY AND FRIENDS FOR GRANTED AND NOT EVEN REALIZE IT...UNTILL IT TIME TO SAY GOODBYE FOR EVER AND YOU REALIZE THAT THEIR WHERE THINGS YOU WANTED TO SAY ....SO WHEN SOMETHING CATCHES YOUR EYE TAKE A MOMENT AND SEE WHAT YOUR MISSING OR NOT... SAY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND MEAN WHAT YOU SAY ...(SO THI

To Thouse That Have Lost And Loved
this message goes out to a reminder to all of you who have loved and lost. we all have loved someone in our lives Whether that be a friend, a boyfriend or girlfriend, or even a close family memeber. Each day they carry around a piece of our hearts, evey where they go in life it is with them no matter how far away they are or how close are love for them they carry. It is only harder to watch that someone who holds a tiny piece of your hear pass from this world and take that piece of you with that, and even though you may feel a part of you has died with them since they held a small piece of your heart thats not true for even you held a small piece of there heart and since you still live so shall they in your heart so you will always love them and carry them with you as they had done. to everyone that knows me personaly an none this reminder I wrote to you all is to give you closure for your lose, for I just his past sunday have lose someone close to me, my grandmother past June 17

To The Women In My Life
To all the women I have been with in the past, we wont ever get back together or even just sleep together anymore. I Do however want to remain friends. To the woman I have recently brought CLOSER to me in my life, I hope we can become very close and I hope great things come of it.

To The Downraters And Haters...
Personally...I could care less how my pictures or I am rated...points are points after all. As I've already told some people who have rated me 7s or 8s...I actually prefer that over 'obligatory' 10s & 11s. Hell, I don't expect everyone on this planet to like me or find me attractive...I know I don't feel that way about everyone I meet... On the other hand...just running through and throwing 1s because you're bored, or others have rated you badly...whatever the reason...is sad. It saddens me that you have such a low self-esteem that you have to let it out on others...especially considering there are people here who get hurt or feel bad when downrated like that for no reason. If you really think someone is ugly or stupid or whatever...don't rate them. Simple as that...and most everyone stays happy, plays nice and people don't get all riled up over pointless stuff. However that won't help you feel better...like I said, sorry that you have such low self esteems. A shame really...

To That Someone Whom I'v Been Thinking Of (you Know Who You Are)
To my angel of darkness Haunting my silent dreams No, not dreams but nightmares Making my blood run cold Until, at some point, you reach out Caressing my very being And all relaxes behind your shadow Then I fight sleep again For fear of it happening But, also I wish for it sometimes Just to see you within One glimpse of your uniqueness And I feel like my heart is bursting But why this beauty in my hell The one hidden deep in my mind Where do you fit in How, in that inner darkness Does such beauty thrive But I have finally found you elsewhere Than just deep within myself Next to my own personal demons I found you the one I truly Love.

To The Tattoo Parlor!
A good friend of mine is getting another tattoo today and invited me to go with her to watch (my wife would be tagging along, but she works nights and sleeps days). So, I am stoked. Other than getting one myself, watching a friend get one is the next best thing!

To The World You Might Be One Person; But To One Person, You Might Be The World.
True words to live by!!! FROGS Once upon a time there was a bunch of tiny frogs.... Who arranged a running competition. The goal was to reach the top of a very high tower. A big crowd had gathered around the tower to see the race and cheer on the contestants.... The race began.... Honestly,no one in crowd really believed that the tiny frogs would reach the top of the tower. You heard statements such as: "Oh, WAY too difficult!!" "They will NEVER make it to the top." Or: "Not a chance that they will succeed. The tower is too high!" The tiny frogs began collapsing. One by one.... Except for those, who in a fresh tempo, were climbing higher and higher.... The crowd continued to yell, "It is too difficult!!! No one will make it!" More tiny frogs got tired and gave up.... But ONE continued higher and higher and higher.... This one wouldn't give up! At the end everyone else had given up climbing the tower. E

To The Fellow Fubar Member Evilstimpy
I am 6 monthes pregnant and what I learned so far is being pregnant again sucks. I did'nt know it would happen with it being close to after having my daughter. when I found out I was pregnant again my daughter was 3 monthes and now that I am 6 monthes she is 8 monthes and getting really hard to catch with her crawl and kind of eating hard things don't get me wrong she doesn't have any teeth yet but, she can gum stuff down pretty good. As I was saying when i got pregnant again my morning sickness was worst and the usually UTIs that I got turned it ten minuets of sitting on the toilet and push I have never gotten leg cramps until this second pregnancy. I am not complaining I am telling you that if you do want to get pregnant with one and then have another one be prepared to get the same symptoms twice as worst. It ain't all that bad until well it decides to come out the other end. This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance J

To Those Who Miss Me
Hi It's so good to feel you are missed. You receive those signals with even the tiniest pieces of attention and you feel good. You feel you have somebody who cares, you feel you have somebody you can really talk to, not just happily rejoyce. I do not agree with the quote of some famous person that friends are just for happy moments and if you are sad and low you'd better stay alone. I like sharing all with my friends. This week was tough because I only had so much paperwork and no fun, no usual chats on IM, no Fubar, not even proper emails. Rush everywhere and about almost everything. I do hope things will get less hectic by the end of this week and I will finally sit dow and relax a bit. Thank you all for the comments and attention. , K Hi all I'm not gone for good. I'm still here, just unable to get access to PC. It will improve soon. Thank you all for the care and attention. You know how much I appreciate that. PS I should be back by the end of this week.

To The One Who Hurt Me
I was talking to a friend of mine this morning.. a friend that still talks to HER.. the one who took my husband.. and was telling me how bad SHE feels about it.. how hurt she looks at the mention of his name or mine... HURT!!! How dare she.. she caused me so much pain... she continued to pretend she was my friend even after she started wanting my husband... she went after him under MY OWN ROOF.. and SHE feels bad NOW... NOW she realizes she was wrong.. how could she ever think it was ok to go after a friends husband.. or any husband for that matter.. Then this friend tells me she was upset and hurt when he cheated on her.. DUH.. if he cheats with you he'll cheat on you... AWWWW she feels really bad about it.. well, its about time... she deserves to feel bad.. she cost me a lot.. not just my husband.. but the trust I had in people.. I am leary of making friends or having a relationship for fear someone will try to take it from me.. how can I truly trust anyone again after what th

To The Crushes
It says i have a few crush's right now, Who ever they may be, thank you so much! I feel all smiley :D 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point? 14. Would you want me to take my time? 15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21. Do you like me? 22. Would you call me the next day? 23. Would you

To Them Cowboys!!!
To them Cowboys! To every Cowboy that doesn't drink, smoke or dip. To every Cowboy that's said, "Sex can't wait, wait min. that came out wrong" To every Cowboy that's said, "You're beautiful Ma'am." To every Cowboy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her. To every Cowboy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick. To every Cowboy who has given her flowers just because. To every Cowboy that said he would die for her. To every Cowboy that really would. To every Cowboy that did what she wanted to do. To every Cowboy that she cried in front of. To every Cowboy that holds hands with her. To every Cowboy that kisses her with meaning. To every Cowboy that hugs her when she's sad. To every Cowboy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every Cowboy who would give their jacket up for her. To every Cowboy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every Cowboy that would sit and wait for her for hours

To The Men Who Like Hitting Women And To Women Who Take It...
This is from my roomates perspective...it is a True Story..I was there.. The other nite I was laying in bed almost asleep only to be woken up by a cry for help. I immediatly reconized it as my nieghbor Tiffany and I knew exactly what was happening. She has had problems before with her 220plus, nothing but muscle, boyfriend, Julio, "manhandling" her and I must say she is only 110lbs wet. So I ran over to her house and went in with my roomate, Cindra, right behind me. As I walked in she was laying on the floor crying, with one hand holding her knee and Julio holding her by the other arm. As Cindra and I walked up to him he let her go and walked away. We were yelling at him telling him to leave, but of course, he thought he was all mighty and started walking back towards Tiffany. So Cindra got in between them and put a knife to his neck, telling him to get the fuck back. At first he didnt seem to care, but when he noticed she wasnt backing off he walked away. Cindra then carried Ti

To The Haters
hey ya,ive been in a lot of lounges and people totally over look you.whats up with that?dont ignore people.that makes them feel left out or not wanted and that knowone likes them.people have feelings to.just because its fubar and its only for fun let others have fun to and treat them with respect.be nice if they anit really that pretty or are self consciensous.they already feel down about them selfs as it is.dont be a hater.treat everyone the way you want to be treated...hey and while ur reading this come in and hang out at the ultimaxum the club chill and talk with friends and have a drink.we are needing djs and bartenders if interested talk to scorpoin.luv you alls wonderboi_25@ fubar

To The People In The United States
My Thought's not the Thought's of anyone affiliated with me. I feel that The United States people are starting to be so closed minded. They are not standing up for there rights. Is it because they are scared of the Government ? Are they scared of President Bush? Bush has pushed his luck to far! He has brought The United States to the brink of global war. He has lied about Iraq and hasn't gone after Bin Laden. At no time in his state of the union he didn't talk about the people of New Orleans and Katrina. He wants to open a part of the border so people want walk over anytime. His reason behind this is if we open a part of the border so anyone can come over easier they will not sneak over. If you didn't know Bush had a cocaine problem. There is a man who went to college with Bush who said " He has direct knowledge of young Bush selling cocaine in his college years". The Yale man adamantly refused to go on the record, on the grounds that he had no desire to authenticate a story that c

To The People Of Fubar...
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To The Bitches That Thought They Were The Shyt
FIRST OF ALL IM SURE YOUR TOO SCARED TO HERE A RESPONSE THATS WHY YOU BLOCKED ME... NEXT TIME JANET YOU WANNA TRY TO BE CUTE DO IT WITH OUT SAGGY TITS, AND WHEN YOU PICK FRIENDS TO HELP YOU DONT PIC RETARDS AND SLOW PEOPLE THEY JUST MAKE YOU LOOK DUMB NOT ME...YOUR COMMENTS DONT HURT ME CAUSE THERE NOT TRUE BUT UNLIKE YOU I DONT HAVE TO SLEEP WTH EVERYONE I TALK TO UNLIKE YOU TO PROVE THAT IM A GOOD PERSON SO IF YOU KNOW HOW TO BE A WOMEN UN BLOCK THE SHYT AND DEAL WITH THE TRUTH OF THE COMMENTS BITCH DONT FUCK WITH ME IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU OR NE ONE ELSE .......SO DO SOMTHING USEFUL IN LIFE STOP BEING A WHORE AND FUCKING EVERY TOM DICK AND HARRY BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

To The One I Love
I want the entire world to know that I am standing at the top of the world screaming that I am sorry for the mistakes I made and I love her but that isn't good enough anymore. so someone tell me how do you live after loosing everything you love. I don't want to hear that you just move on because it don't work like that with real love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is to the woman i love and you know who you are. i would walk through hell to get you back. you are my heartbeat,the reason for reason. i know i fucked up but how long does a person have to pay for the mistakes in their life? real love cant be denied and soulmates cannot be kept apart, so you may be gone now but i'll get you back in the next life just like the movie showed.

To The Dragon
All I can ever be to you, Is a darkness that we knew, And this regret I had to get accustomed to, Once it was so right, When we were at our high, Waiting for you in the hotel at night, I knew I hadn't met my match, But every moment we could snatch, I don't know why I got so attached, It's my responsibility, And you don't owe nothing to me, But to walk away I have no capacity He walks away, The sun goes down, He takes the day but I'm grown, And in this grey, in this blue shade My tears dry on their own, I don't understand, Why do I stress A man, When there's so many better things at hand, We could a never had it all, * * * Complimentary "Tears Dry On Their Own" Ringtone! * * * Download Amy Winehouse Ringtones > We had to hit a wall, So this is inevitable withdrawal, Even if I stop wanting you, A Perspective pushes thru, I'll be some next man's other woman soon, I shouldn't play myself again, I should just be my own best friend, Not fu

To The Guys On Here!!!
Ok I have gotten a pretty good friendship with some of you guys but others who try and get close to me are too fucking much {{except SmartAssUniv that's mah bestie}}. Dont expect me to change the way I am on here. I dont have a man and I'm not looking. So of course Im going to flirt! If your feelings get hurt easily dont fuck with me. Im not here to please anyone but myself. So next time a guy whines to me about another one im going to give you a drink and tell you to shut up and suck it up!!! This isnt a chapel it's a damn bar. Morgan is wild and never going to be tamed so plz...stop trying....and have a nice day And plz...I know its hard....but try and reframe from falling in love....

To The Divas
~ High Heels ~ Posh Purses ~ ~ Stunna Shades ~ Now That¡¯s a TRUE DIVA Another day to show some Mad Luv to your fellow Divas! Set some time aside to get to know the other Divas a little better! Stop by the Lounge and Say Hello Comment, Rate, & then Comment & Rate some More! It¡¯s all about Diva Luv! Thanks! = )~ Much Luv to ya! *Hugs* Bully Brought to you by: ***CHIPPER & REBECCA*** & Hey I talked to Sweet X there other day and She told me to tell all the Divas that she say hi and misses you all.

To The Staff At Tlg
OWNER Juxtaposed® CO-OWNER CoffeeBitch GENERAL MANAGER Crazybitch_31 HEAD BOUNCER REDNECKTRKDRVR GREETER MANAGER ~ Dixie Darlin ~ PROMOTIONS MANAGER Trickie EVENTS MANAGER EmpressMandaRoxx GREETER SätänsÀngèl GREETER ~ Lil~*Miss*~Chris~ GREETER

To The Landlord Lol
Here are a few excerpts of funny letters to landlords. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. 50% of the walls are damp

To The One I Hold In My Heart Dearly
THE WORDS COME LIKE WATER BUT THEY MEAN MORE THEN WHAT IT SOUNDS *I LOVE YOU* I SAY THEM AND I FEEL BUTTERFIELS IN MY STOMACH I WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AND NEVER LET GO *AND DEEP BREATH* I AM HERE WANTING YOU TO BE HAPPY I FEEL HOPELESS I SEE THE TEARS IN YOUR EYES THE PAIN YOU’RE GOIN THROUGH “I WIPE THE TEARS AWAY” I KISS YOUR LIPS SOFLY I SAY IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY IM HERE FOR YOU *I LOVE YOU* I WILL ALWAYZ BE HERE NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT “HOLDS YOU TIGHT” IM NEVER GOING TO LET YOU GO I WILL TRY TO MAKE SURE I DON’T HURT YOU I WILL TRY TO MAKE YOU HAPPY WHEN YOUR DAY GOES BAD AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE I WILL KEEP YOU IN MY HEART EVEN AFTER WE FALL APART BUT THE THING IS WE WONT FALL APART YOU ARE MY QUEEN YOU ARE MY PRINSSES AND IM GOING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT BABY GURL I WANT YOU TO KNOW I LOVE YOU As the ones you love give you the DAGERS of Pain, Hate, Darkness, and Fear you wonder why they want you to die. Then it hits yo

To The Family @ Green Door
I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO THANK THE STAFF AND MEMBERS OF "GREEN DOOR" BUT I DON'T KNOW OF A WAY TO SAY JUST HOW MUCH I REALLY APPRECIATE EVERYONE. I COULDN'T BE MORE PROUD...... WE'VE ALL PUT IN SO MANY HOURS. I DON'T EVER WANT YA TO THINK IT'S NOT APPRECIATED. WITHOUT ALL OF YOU....HELL...THERE WOULDN'T BE A "GREEN DOOR" NOW. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I KNOW Y'ALL ARE JUST AS PROUD OF EACH OTHER AS I AM! OK...I'LL SHUT UP NOW. (y) THANK YOU ALL!

To The Friend That I Love!
(CHRONIC FUTURE) You're the element of surprise that none of us were prepared for The dead body behind the curtain that we couldn't help but stare towards This afternoon you were an only child and a friend to me This evening you're not breathing you're just the seed of a memory Memories of better days Turn the pages back to a faded photograph of Memories of yesterdays The years'll pass by but they'll never bring me back to you My memory remembers presently everything from that night My senses always sensor any awful images or sights But I didn't get to see through the eyes his poor mother did I just ask why she had to be the one to discover him All I ask is a better day A better way To carry the weight of you I sing this song to remember the days When I wasn't afraid To carry the weight of you To the friend that I love who has different roots of blood You are the earth that makes mud that comes from rain that made the flood We cycle in and out of what our

To Those Who Were Wronged Bt "hot Marina"
Sorry but just need to vent, I have 2 friends that was in ""hottest give away album part 1 starts May 23rd (80) """'' HOT marinas big giveaway, there are 80 in there, and none will get what they deserve, bratt and chaotic princess and their friend paid cash for a lot of blings for their friends to help them , and not counting all their friends time, and now they will lose their vips soon and wont get their 1 year VIP, see even people withVIP'S and salutes are frauds, please be careful fu friends. ♥~BRATT~♥USER#709013 needs 55000 comments for a 1 year VIP ----------------------- Current rating: 10.29 (274) Uploaded: May 13 2008 Comments: 55012 Rips: 0 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ============ ~*♥Chaotic Princess♥*~ USER#1211040 neeeds 55000 comments for a 1 year VIP --------------------- Current rating: 10.27 (224) Uploaded: May 13 2008 Comments: 55004 Rips: 0 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ============ ALL THESE PEOPLE TRUSTED HE

To The Ladies
all a woman needs in the bedroom is a man or woman that will lisen to her body and talk to mined,and with that said my wife is one satisfide ,sexie ,,pleasing,coming my one and only woman.1love poppadoc...... to all my ladies of fubar i say thank you and one love.smile for poppadoc.

To The Ones That Say They Will Return The Love.....
I have been laid off from work now for over 2 months and I have been careful about how much i spend on fubar. I have been rating for hrs a day to maintain rank and continue to level. I have been rating many HH Host that i thought would return the rates, lol. I have helped 2 ppl that have Oracle with what lil bling i had and didn't even get a TY back. So if u want help from me...i want help back! I will tell u right now, i will not bling till i see i have made a fu friend that isnt selfish and willing to rate me as i rate them. If you send me bling...i will send hrs on ur page rating but dont expect me to be able to bling u back. I have given up on the receiving bling packs, blast and HH in exchange of taking care of u the best i can. If you say all love will be returned....DO IT!!!!

To The World Of Dumbasses
Why is it, when you fall in love with someone isnt it suppose to be they fall in love with you? Well, that is what I thought. I never thought in my whole 29 years that I would find someone that I loved whole hearted with, just to have my heart torn out of my chest and stomped on, not once but twice. Just as an insight, This guy that I fell head over heels for hurt me about 3 years ago, I went though so much with him, we were gonna get married and all bells and whistles. Well the bells and whistles happend but the marriage didnt.. Come to find out before I left him the first time, he was lying to me about what he was doing (if you catch my drift, not cheating something else WORSE) So I left, after about a year later he calls me and tells me that he wanted to make things work, so I told him that I still loved him but I am in a relationship and that he didnt care about me for this long then he can just move on..Well, that realstionship didnt work out, and the one I fell in love with agai

To The Ex Husband
object width="300" height="110">SiNCE YOU BEEN GONE - KELLY CLARKSON Here's the thing We started out friends It was cool, but it was all pretend Yeah, yeah, since you been gone You're dedicated, you took the time Wasn't long 'til I called you mine Yeah, yeah, since you been gone And all you'd ever hear me say Is how I picture me with you That's all you'd ever hear me say But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah Thanks to you, now I get what I want Since you been gone How can I put it, you put me on I even fell for that stupid love song Yeah, yeah, since you been gone How come I'd never hear you say I just wanna be with you Guess you never felt that way But since you been gone I can breathe for the first time I'm so movin' on, yeah, yeah Thanks to you, now I get, I get what I want Since you been gone You had your chance, you blew it Out of sight, out of mind Shut your mouth, I just can't take it Again a

To The Jerks Of Fubar;)
Porch Online (Evil) Nitro, WV December 22, 2008 @ 4:20 pm lmao you have kids? I hope they get molested by HIV infested hood rats now this just happened.. misfit went and told porch about a comment i left HER..and thats what he had to say.. now i understand im new here.i understand how very important poor misfit is to all of you, i get that porch is some great guy to some people out there.. but what i dont get..is how if i myself call someone out for what they are, you see im not like you people, i dont give two fucks..if ur a whore ur a whore and im gunna call it like i see it.. i dont care about rates,bling,vips,or anything else that matters to 90% of you dickholes. i come here to have a quick chat with whom ever will, to kill a few minutes here and there between taking care of mi kids..ohh and dont go on into how im a bad mom cuz im on here.im not here 24/7, i take two seconds here n there for myself while mi oldest plays indepently and mi youngest naps.. oh

To The Montanaland225 Family!!!!!
H-A-P-P-Y N-E-W Y-E-A-R!!!!!!!,The first decade is gone from the 21st century and the time of THE LORD is at hand.I give my allegiance to the vision of GOD,HIS LOVE AND SALVATION for A-L-L HIS Children. Concerning Our present days,I'd like to start with PSALMS 106 Witch reads;Parise ye the LORD.O give thanks unto the LORD;for HE is good:for HIS mercy endureth forever.Who can utter the mighty acts of tthe LORD?who can shew forth all HIS praise? Blessed are they that keep the judgement,and he that doeth righteousness at all times.Remember me,O LORD,with the favour that thou bearest unto thy people:O visit me with thy salvation;That I may see the good of thy chosen,that I may rejoice in the gladness of thy nation,that I may glory with thine inheritance. IN JESUS NAME,A-Men and Selah.

To The Truckers All Over!!!!
This goes out to all the Truckers who travel through out the US! I never really knew but had an idea of the rigerous rodes you all travel but never knew just how ruff it truely is on the open rode till a few days ago when i had to drive from North Carolina to California. All Truckers out there, you all have my upmost respects.

To The Us Surgeon General
I am sending this evening because I found Dr Benjamin's email address earlier today. I verbally confirmed with the clinic Dr Benjamin will receive emails through the below address. Make this letter as public as you feel comfortable. Please ask everyone to keep in mind they are emailing a non profit clinic since Dr. Benjamin runs it, it also happens to also be the only way I have been able to confirmed we can contact the Doctor. Thank you for your hard work, your diligence and your heart for the patients that need you.Within the announcement I read of your being named US Surgeon General, you have been called a "superb communicator" as well as "The Future Voice of Health" Dr. Benjamin, please embrace Hepatitis C as a focus during the daylight of your public service.With your experience I am trusting that I do not have to repeat information and statistics about both HCV and Hepatitis C that you surely know as fact. Actionable focus is in dire need of your attention Doctor. Doctor you k