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1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later.... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. * i think every girl is guilty of this :) 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt by those that have a heart and want to pass the love on and receive some of that love in return. May everyone pass the love on. May everyone have the chance in their life to embrace and enjoy that kindness. Love.

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“The Ten Most Dangerous Mistakes YOU Probably Make With Women— And What To Do About It...” Here Are The Top Ten Reasons Why Men Fail With Women—And How To Make Sure YOU Avoid Every One Of These Deadly Common Mistakes... Free Newsletter And Download eBook -By David DeAngelo, Author Of “Double Your Dating” MISTAKE #1: Being Too Much Of A “Nice Guy” Have you ever noticed that the really attractive women never seem to be attracted "nice" guys? Of course you have. Just like me, I'm sure you've had attractive female friends that always seemed to date "jerks"... but for some reason they were never romantically interested in YOU. What's going on here? It's actually very simple... Women don't base their choices of men on how "nice" a guy is. They choose the men they do because they feel a powerful GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for them. And guess what? Being nice doesn't make a woman FEEL that powerful ATTRACTION. And being NICE doesn't make a woman CHOOSE you. I realize that this doesn't make a lot of logical sense, and it's hard to ACCEPT... but GET OVER IT. Until you accept this FACT and begin to act on it, you'll NEVER have the success with women that you want. MISTAKE #2: Trying To “Convince Her To Like You" What do most guys do when they meet a woman that they REALLY like... but she's just not interested? Right! They try to "convince" the woman to feel differently. Well, I have news for you... YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE HOW A WOMAN "FEELS" WHEN IT COMES TO ATTRACTION! Never, ever, EVER. You cannot CONVINCE a woman to feel differently about you with "logic and reasoning". Think about it. If a woman doesn't "feel it" for you, how in the world do you expect to change that FEELING by being "reasonable" with her? But we all do it. When a woman just isn't interested, we beg, plead, chase, and do our best to change her mind. Bad idea. One that will never work. MISTAKE #3: Looking To Her For Approval Or Permission In our desire to please women (which we mistakenly think will make them like us), us guys are always doing things to get a woman's "approval" or "permission". Another HORRIBLE idea. Women are NEVER attracted to the types of men who kiss up to them... EVER. Don't get me wrong here. You don't have to treat women BADLY for them to like you. But if you think that treating a woman well means "always getting her approval and permission for things", think again. You will never succeed by looking for approval. Women actually get ANNOYED at men who seek their approval. Doubt me? Just ask any attractive woman if Wussy guys who chase her around and want her approval annoy her... MISTAKE #4: Trying To “Buy” Her Affection With Food And Gifts How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her even HALF as well as you did? If you're like me, then you've had it happen a LOT. Well guess what? It's only NATURAL when this happens... That's right, I said NATURAL. When you do these things, you send a clear message: "I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection". Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION. MISTAKE #5: Sharing “How You Feel” Too Early In The Relationship With Her Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too early on. Attractive women are rare. And they get a LOT of attention from men. Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another ALL THE An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translate into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month. And guess what? Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men. That's right. They have EXPERIENCE. They know what to expect. And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two dates. This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast... and can't control themselves. Don't do it. Lean back. Relax. There's a much better way... MISTAKE #6: Not “Getting” How Attraction Works For Women Women are VERY different from men when it comes to ATTRACTION. You need to accept this fact, and deal with it. When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he INSTANTLY feels a sexual attraction. But does the same apply for women? Do women feel sexual attraction to men based mostly on looks? Or is something else going on? Well, after studying this topic for over five full years now, I can tell you that women usually have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things OTHER than looks. Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around? Think about it. Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men... and they're attracted to the way a man makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone. If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman. But it's not an accident. You have to LEARN how to do this. And ANY guy can learn how... MISTAKE #7: Thinking That It Takes Money And Looks One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started... because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money... or guys who are a certain height... or guys who are a certain age. And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things. But MOST women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks. There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet... And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys. YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome. Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman. MISTAKE #8: Giving Away All Of Your Power To Women Earlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission. Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys use is GIVING AWAY THEIR POWER to women. Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants. Another bad idea... Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can walk all over... Women aren't attracted to Wussies! MISTAKE #9: Not Knowing EXACTLY What To Do In Each Type Of Situation With Women Now I'm going to blow your mind... A woman ALWAYS knows what you're thinking. Women are approximately TEN TIMES better than men at reading body language. That's ten TIMES. I know, it might be hard to believe. But for example, if you're out on a date with a woman, and you want to kiss her, she knows it. And if you don't know exactly what to do and exactly HOW to kiss her, and you just sit there looking at her and getting nervous, she won't help! And this goes for ALL aspects of women and dating... Approaching a woman, getting her number, asking her out, kissing her, getting physical... everything. If you don't know what to do in each situation, you will probably screw it up... and LOSE EVERYTHING. And you KNOW it. It is VITALLY important that you know EXACTLY how to go from one step to the next with a woman... from the first meeting, all the way to the bedroom. MISTAKE #10: Not Getting HELP This is the biggest mistake of all. This is the mistake that keeps most men from EVER having the kind of success with women that they truly want. I know, guys don't like to make themselves look weak or helpless. We don't like to ask for help. Hey, I've been there myself. Let me tell you a little about me and how I figured out how to be successful with women... About five years ago I became fed up with the fact that I didn't know how to approach, meet, and get dates with women that I was attracted to. It frustrated the hell out of me. One night I was out with a friend, and I saw a woman I wanted to ask out, but I just couldn't get up the nerve to do it. I can still remember that night... right on the spot I made the decision to do whatever it took to learn how to be successful with women and dating. Well, after a lot of hard work and trying all kinds of crazy things, I finally figured it all out. I can now approach just about any woman and get her number almost instantly. I've dated models, I've dated actresses, and I've dated nice, normal, regular girls as well. It has been a very rewarding experience. I no longer feel that sick, insecure feeling... like I don't know how to meet women... and I might wind up alone. I know that anytime, anywhere, I can go out and meet attractive women. I've written a book on the topic, and I've done seminars on both coasts of the United States... and taught tens of thousands of men all around the world. I Now Have A FREE, Three-Times- A-Week Email Newsletter... ...But the REALLY GREAT news is that I now publish a free email newsletter three times a week that teaches any guy how to increase his success with women DRAMATICALLY. And I'd like to invite you to sign up. It's free, there's no obligation, I'll never share your email address with anyone, and you can easily remove yourself anytime with no hassles (and no, I'll never pull any of these tricks where I send you a bunch of unwanted junk email when you try to remove yourself). Of course, it even get's better than that... In addition to my free email newsletter, I also have a killer downloadable eBook that you can download right now and be reading in literally MINUTES from right now. It's JAM PACKED with dozens and dozens of specific strategies for overcoming fear, approaching women, getting phone numbers and email address from women quickly, great inexpensive or even free date ideas, and how to take things to a "physical" level smoothly and easily. To sign up for my free three-times-a-week newsletter AND download your copy of this online eBook, just go here: Free Newsletter And Download eBook Oh, And One More Thing... In this day and age of "instant gratification", I realize that this might just sound like another late-night info-mercial promising to make you rich by next week. Well, that's not the case. I've spent a lot of time, effort, and energy writing this eBook. I wanted to design and create a program that ANY guy could easily understand and start using IMMEDIATELY to meet and date more women... without having to lie, do dishonest things, or be "manipulative". I now believe that ANY man can be more successful with women and dating, and I get emails every day with success stories from guys who are using this program to meet and date wonderful women. I know, I know... an ebook that can teach a regular guy how to be more successful in the dating world? No way. Well believe me, this program will DRAMATICALLY increase your success with women... I absolutely guarantee it 100%. If you'd like to take your success with women and dating to the next level, and have the kind of success that you've always wanted, then go sign up for my free newsletter, get all the details, and check out some great free samples of the eBook located here: Free Newsletter And Download eBook And I'll talk to you again soon. Your Friend, David DeAngelo P.S. Do some friends a favor, and FORWARD this article to their email addresses. It might be the biggest gift you ever give them.

"WHAT SONG FIT'S YOU BEST"

YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO REPOST WITH THE SONG THAT MOST EXPLAINS WHERE YOUR AT IN A RELATIONSHIP OR NOT ??ME & YOU - Taken by the sweetest person ever and you love them with all your heart and miss them right now and can't stop thinking of them because you have them stuck in your head. ??PULLIN ME BACK' - You're single, but you have someone in mind that you want. ??TORN- You're confused. ??UNFAITHFUL- Single and whatever happens, happens ;] ??MY BOO - Taken, just chillin. ??LIKE YOU- Just single and you sort of want someone, but you kind of don't care. it's whatever. ??CONFESSIONS - You like someone and they don't know it. ??SEXY LOVE - Like someone and they like you too but you're not going out ??DOIN TOO MUCH -you really love someone, or just dating and trying so hard to make it work, but yall are having alot of problems unfortunately ??NEVER SHOULD'VE LET YOU GO - you took them for granted. & now that they're gone, you can`t have them. ??CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP - ur sexii and really just dont care. ??DON'T WANNA TRY- you've done so much together and he/she messed it up by leaving you to be with someone else

ATTRACTIVE TEAST

This is the "attractive" test. Reply through a message with your answers. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. BE HONEST!!! Would you kiss me? [] yes [] no Am I? [] sexy as hell [] fine [] pretty [] cute [] okay [] ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [] yes [] no I look like.. [] a player [] slut [] whore [] husby/wifey type [] one time thing [] next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [] Yes [] No Would you rather.. [] go out with me [] cuddle with me [] have sex with me [] hook up with me On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), rate me.. [] 1 [] 2 [] 3 [] 4 [] 5 [] 6 [] 7 [] 8 [] 9 [] 10 Are you going to repost this so i can answer for YOU? [] yes [] no what would you want me to be to you? [] friend [] sex buddy [] girl friend/boy friend [] wifey/hubby [] friend w/ benefits ??????? re-post as Attractive test

HOT OR NOT

HOT OR NOT***POST THIS IF YOU AREN'T SCARED TO SEE HOW PEOPLE THINK OF YOU 0 = ewwwwwwwwwwww! 1 = Definetly not attractive. 2 = Decent 3 = Cute 4 = Fine as heck! 5 = I'd do you. 6 = PRETTY HOT AND TEMPTiNG! 7 = Lovable, I LOVE YOU!!! 8 = I wanna make you mine. 9 = Just a friend. 10 = Sexiest person I know! 11 = 'effin hottie! 12 = Ya, I've checked you out a few times. 13 = lets Make Out!! 14.= I'd hit it!!

sex application

1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s) ? 4. Do you think i'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Three sum? 19. Anal yes/no? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 22. Do you like fore play? 23. What is fore play to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Will you fill this out and send to me in a privet message and i'll do the same for you....
L : Everyone loves you. O: awesome kisser. U : You really like to chill. I : You Are Great in bed. S : Fuckin crazy. Delete the other person's middle name and repost this with the title "what does your middle name mean?" in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen A : You like to drink B : You like people. C : You are really silly. D : You like to drink. E : You are a party animal F : You are dead sexy. G : You never let people tell you what to do. H : You have a very good personality and good looks. I : You Are Great in bed. J : People Adore You K : You're wild and crazy. L : Everyone loves you M : best kisser ever. N: You like to drink. O: awesome kisser. P : You are popular with all types of people. Q : You are a hypocrite. R : Easy to fall in love with. S : Fuckin crazy. T : Easy to fall in love with. U : You really like to chill. V : You are not judgemental. W : You are very broad minded. X : You never let people tell you what to do. Y : Best g/f b/f anyone could ever ask for. Z : Always ready

Would You ?????????

Y = Yes N = No M = Maybe Would You? [_] Come To My House To Do Nothing But Chill? [_] Slap Me? [_] Kiss Me? [_] Let Me Kiss You? [_] Watch A Movie With Me? [_] Take Me Out To Dinner? [_] Take A Shower With Me? [_] Take Me Home For The Night? [_] Let Me Sleep In Your Bed? [_] Repost This For Me To Answer Your Questions? [_] Lock Me In Your room And Take Advantage Of Me? [_] Let Me Make You Breakfast? [_] Tickle Me? [_] Let Me Tickle You? [_] Stick Up For Me Uf I Was Being Put Down? [_] Instant Message Me? [_] Greet Me In Public? [_] Hang Out With Me? [_] Bring Me Around Your Friends? Do You... [_] Think I'm Cute? [_] Want To Kiss Me? [_] Want To Cuddle With Me? [_] Want To Hook Up With Me? Am I... [_] Smart? [_] Cute? [_] Funny? [_] Cool? [_] Loveable? [_] Adorable? [_] Great To Be With? [_] Attractive? [_] Mean? Have You Ever... [_] Thought About Hooking Up With Me? [_] Found Yourself Wanting A Kiss From Me? [_] Wished I Were There? [_] Had A Crush On Me? [_] Wanted My Number? [_] Had A Dream About Me? [_] Been Distracted By Me? Are You... [_] Happy You Know Me? [_] Thinking About Me? [_] Going To Repost This? Thanks

ARE YOU A FREAK ??????????

1.WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? A. LIGHT COLOR B. CHANGE COLORS C. DARK 2.IF YOU WERE TO MEET UP WITH THE CRUSH OF YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD... A. SEDUCE THEM B. JUST CHILL C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE 3.WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF WEATHER? A. RAIN B. THUNDERSTORM C. SUNNY D. CLOUDY 4.WHATS THE BEST TYPE OF FRUIT? A. STRAWBERRIES B. CHERRIES C. GRAPES D. PEACHES E. KIWI 5.THE BEST PART OF THE 24 HOURS IS.... A. NIGHT B. DAY C. AFTERNOON 6.WHATS THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR? A. FALL B. SUMMMER C. SPRING D. WINTER 7.HEADBOARD OR NO HEADBOARD? a-HEADBOARD b-NO HEADBOARD 8.WHATS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? A-LEO B-VIRGO C-SCORPIO D-LIBRA E-GEMINI F-ARIES G-CAPRICO RN H-CANCER I-PISCES J-AQUARIUS K-TAURUS L-SAGITTARIUS 9.PI CK A PLACE YOU WOULD HAVE SEX AT OUT OF THESE... A. ASTRO VAN B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING C. PARK D. AIR PLANE E. ELEVATOR F. ALL OF THE ABOVE 10.YOUR PHONE SERVICE? A. SPRINT/NEXTEL B. VERIZON C. T-MOB./CINGULAR D. ALTEL E. CRICKET F. SUNCOM G. BOOST MOB H. METROPCS 11.PICK AN ANIMAL A. LION B. LIZARD C. SNAKE D. MONKEY 12.PICK A TOPPING A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP B. HONEY C. WHIP CREAM D. NUTS 13.WHICH WAY? A. UP B. DOWN C. SIDEWAYS NOW THINK OF THE PERSON YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR A PERSON WHOSE ASS YOU JUST WANNA SMACK========= ***ANSWERS**** 1. A. LIGHT COLOR------ (4) POINTS B. CHANGE COLORS- (5) POINTS C. DARK---------------- (4) POINTS 2. A. SEDUCE THEM--------------- (5) POINTS B. JUST CHILL------------------- (2) POINTS C. CHILL AND THEN SEDUCE- (4) POINTS 3. A. RAIN--------------- (3) POINTS B. THUNDERSTORM- (5) POINTS C. SUNNY------------- (4) POINTS D. CLOUDY----------- (2) POINTS 4. A. STRAWBERRYS- (5) POINTS B. CHERRYS-------- (4) POINTS C. GRAPES---------- (3) POINTS D. PEACHES-------- (4) POINTS E. KIWI-------------- (5) POINTS 5. A. NIGHT-------- (4) POINTS B. DAY----------- (3) POINTS C. AFTERNOON- (5) POINTS 6. A. FALL-------- (3) POINTS B. SUMMMER- (4) POINTS C. SPRING---- (2) POINTS D. WINTER--- (5) POINTS 7. -HEADBOARD-------- (5) POINTS -NO HEADBOARD-- (2) POINTS 8. LEO---------- (5) POINTS VIRGO------- (5) POINTS SCORPIO--- (5) POINTS LIBRA-------- (3) POINTS GEMINI------ (4) POINTS ARIES-------- (3) POINTS CAPRICORN- (3) POINTS CANCER------ (4) POINTS PISCES------- (5) POINTS AQUARIUS--- (4) POINTS TAURUS------ (5) POINTS SAGITTARIUS- (4) POINTS 9. A. ASTRO VAN------------------------------ (3) POINTS B. ON THE ROOF TOP OF A BUILDING- (4) POINTS C. PARK------------------------------------- (2) POINTS D. AIR PLANE------------------------------- (5) POINTS E. ELEVATOR------------------------ (5) POINTS F. ALL OF THE ABOVE-------------------- (10) POINTS 10. A. SPRINT/NEXTEL- (5) POINTS B. VERIZON------------- (4) POINTS C. T-MOB./CINGULAR----- (3) POINTS D. ALTEL----------------- (5) POINTS E. CRICKET-------------- (2) POINTS F. SUNCOM-------------- (3) POINTS G. BOOST MOB---------- (4) POINTS H. METROPCS-------------(5) POINTS 11. A. LION------ (5) POINTS B. LIZARD--- (3) POINTS C. SNAKE--- (4) POINTS D. MONKEY- (3) POINTS 12. A. CHOCOLATE SYRUP- (3) POINTS B. HONEY--------------- (2) POINTS C. WHIP CREAM------- (5) POINTS D. NUTS----------------- (3) POINTS 13. A. UP----------- (2) POINTS B. DOWN------ (3) POINTS C. SIDEWAYS- (5) POINTS NOW ADD THE POINTS UP (FOR THE SLOW ONES) SCORES!!!!! 25-34= PRIESTS SON/DAUGHTER. MIGHT AS WELL SAVE IT TILL MARRIAGE. 35-49= PRETTY FREAKY BUT THERES STILL A COUPLE OF TRICKS U CAN LEARN... FROM ME. 50-68= TOTAL OUTRAGEOUS FREAK! OMG! CALL ME!!!! NO SERIOUSLY START DIALING!*** SEND TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES
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