1. dont tell us when you think other
girls are hot
2. whenever possible, please say
whatever you have to say during
commercials.
3. if you dont act like soap-opera
guys, dont expect us to dress like
Victoria Secret models.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. don't ever tempt us to break up
with you...we'll do it, I promise
6. we think about you all the time.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't
call = Don't Care.
8. pay attention. remember even the
little things we tell you.
9. we like you to be a little
jealous . . .but overly possessive is
not necessary.
10. being able to make us laugh is so
much more important than how much you
can bench-press.
11. return favors
12.NEVER let us walk away. we walk,
you follow.
13.we're allowed to be late . . . you
are not.
14. eye contact is key.
15. dont take longer to get ready than
we do.
16. laugh at our jokes.
17. three words . . . honesty,
honesty, honesty.
18. girls can be groupies. guy
groupies are stalkers.
19. dont ask just kiss us
20. do not start with us. you will not
win.<< hAhA SO TRUE
21. would you like it if a guy treated
your sister that way? we didnt think
so.
22. if you ask nicely, we usually
answer the same way.
23. we will never have enough clothes
or shoes.
24. we have an excuse to act mean...
at least once a month.
25. open the door for us no matter
where we are . . . even at our house
and getting into the car. 26. we love
surprises
27. we liked to be kissed softly
28. we pay attention to the little
things you do.
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs
sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties
30. clean your room before we come
over.
31. always brush your teeth before you
see us
32. we like it when you are willing to
break the rules for us.
33. even though you are sometimes
insensitive and hurt us, we still love
you with everything we are.
34. hit it and quit it is not an
option
35. dont act hard around your friends
36. "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate
form of fashion.
38. if we wanted to be on video tape,
we'd be a porn star not your
girlfriend.
39. sensitive guys are great . . . but
crying more than we do just isnt
right.
40. dont let ex-girlfriends cause
drama, relationships are stressful
enough.
41. it takes a special kind of stupid
to forget birthdays.
42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys
who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. dont talk trash about our friends.
44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs,
tears, yelling and nasty looks all add
up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. when we're done, our friends are
NOT an option.
46. just because a girl doesnt pick up
on the first ring doesnt mean shes not
waiting by the phone.
47. you dont have to spend a lot, if
it means a lot.
48. dont say you love me if you dont
mean it.
49. dont lie to us . . . we will catch
you...and it won't be pretty!
50. when the girls get together, we
talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best
friends know everything about you
