There is a dangerous virus being transmitted electronically, orally, and
by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreation-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will completely wipe out
your personal life.
If you should come into contact with WORK, follow these simple
instructions:
1. Put your jacket on.
2. Take two good friends with you to the nearest liquor store.
3. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
4. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
