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Random Idiocities
It seems so funny to stop and think About other ppl and how they stink It matters not if they stand or sit Thats pretty surely the smell of shit   Of rocks and stones and sharpened bones And glass walls ans glass homes You fail to realize in your domes That you throw this all in your own abode   Do you really think with your nose so high That a one like me will just pass you by And not bother with a word or critical line? Surely you must be out your mind   Fuck your opinion and point of view This is for me, who are you? Sadly you're just overview And your awareness is sorely overdue   Ill say it now for you to grasp and hold And bury deep down inside your soul Never forget that i told you so Or you might fall this deep inside a hole   I'm tired of bullshit I'mk tired of games I'm tired of fuckboys and twacked out dames I'm tired of lonely I'm wishing on trains And praying for returns and missiles and planes   I dont want
Random Thoughts Of You( Writtne Summer Of 2010 By Me) Inspired By Someone Who Holds A Permenent Place In My Heart
Connected at the heart, linked by the mind, not two but one complete soulNot a statement many people get to make and rarely something experiencedNever in my life have I ever had a connection with anyone like i do with youTo have met the way that we did is nothing short of amazing and obviously meant to beYou speak to my heart, you intrigue my mind, you complete me in every wayI feel what you feel, amazing to say the least, we are a very rare occurence in this thing we call life...Lucky doesnt cut it, not worthy of the incredible happenings going on at the moment, thats how i feel about myself...What have I done to deserve this...i cant explain it but i dont want to...i just want it...I want you...all of you..the good the bad and everything in between....For so long I felt lost...alone...hopeless...meant to walk this earth by just popped into my life...quite literally might i add...If someone would have told me six months ago that this was gonna happen i would have l
Somedays i'd give anything for that familiar rush, the sting, the adrenaline rush, the blood.. Before my son i had never felt anything so real, that made me feel alive.. Nothing compares to the pain, nothing.. Its been over a year now since ive fallen back on my addiction, But something inside me doesnt wanna quit yet.. My scars will never fade, my heart will never heal.. Everything good, everything pure, everything real was taken from me... People are cruel, vile, and sometimes evil.. The purest of hearts are crushed and ruined.. I cant be what you want or need me to be, because i dont know how to be anything but broken.. Theres alot more to me than long hair, and a pretty face.. Take it or leave it, i dont care.. Just my thoughts..
Random Things That Piss Me Off......
Wanksters, gangstas, whatever you want to call them. I can't fucking stand them. But you already know this, don't you? Moving on... Illegal immigrants. I have no problem with the legal immigrants, mostly because the legal immigrants at least TRY to speak one iota of English. At least enough to function in society, which is all I ask for. I don't want to sit down and have an intellectual debate, I want you to be able to follow simple directions and understand that $1.06 doesn't require a fifty dollar bill.... Door-to-Door Christians. Look, if I really wanted to know "all of the answers," I have Google. I don't care what faith you have, until you can draw a cubic sphere and create matter and energy, I don't want to hear your bitching. Stop parroting around about how miraculous your savior isn't.... Small children. Always wanting and disrespecting their parents and tearing up shit and sqealing and whining and- SHUT THE FUCK UP! Sit down, and if you make one more fucking peep I will pun
you might have won the battle but you havent won the war/they trying to show me the exit but cant get me thru the door/you fuckers dont listen and i hate being ignored/ so we gonna change positions and im a let let you see the ceiling while you rest your on the floor/interesting perspective but on i have never seen/ my whole persona is grimey thats why they telling me to come clean/ and frequent the places most are scare to go /ssome thing some thing some thing, staying on skid row/ something something something...dirt mind and cause i havent cleaned up my thoughts....yeah....i will finish this later...
Random Thoughts ...............
1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realizeyou're wrong. ____________________ 2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I wasyounger. ____________________ 3. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. ___________________ 4. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger andsuddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first sawit. ___________________ 5. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand thantake 2 trips to bring my groceries in. ___________________ 6. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. __________________ 7. Was learning to write in cursive really necessary? _________________ 8. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger._______________ 9. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod andsmile because you still didn't hear what they said? _____________
Random Questions And Statements Of Disgust Plus Some Other Stuff Too
three questions i have to begin with.....1.) how can it be that a guy can have children but when it comes to their care total strangers have the right to tell them they have no rights without custody?.....what kind of society do we live in where a woman has total control over your kids unless you can prove them unfit  but all they have to do is tell a dhs or cps worker you are an alchoholic and with out ever meeting you they rule in their favor......2.) why does it take the loss of a child to get dhs involved enough to just check the welfare of  your other youngest son is dead ...he was found in the trunk of her car and a lightbulb went off for dhs finally that something might be wrong...good god  how retarded is that i have a friend who works for the osbi in oklahoma and he told me that dhs and cps have had 40  reports of suspected abuse against my ex and not one single visit was ever paid to her home in the last 7 years......3.) anyone got a method of mending my heart a
Random 8/12/2011
It’s a new day. Most people are up and getting ready for work, depending on your time zone. Me, I haven’t been to sleep yet. Not from lack of trying, I assure you.  I have so many thoughts running through my head.  I’m a firm believer in the power of 3.  Good and bad things seem to happen in 3’s.  June 29th I had my stroke, July 29th my Grandma had her stroke.  1 month to the day after mine.  Now I’m just waiting to see who the next person will be. I know a lot of you may be saying to yourselves, well if she’s set on it happening then it will.  Not so…..It’s from experience that I say this. All my life things good and bad have happened in 3’s. Even things that are not connected to me.  Case in point, Amy Winehouse is found dead,  I think it’s been about a month give or take and now the ex lead singer from Warrant Jani Lane was found dead in his motel room last night.  I know there will be a 3rd.  I’ve never seen it ha
Random Feelings
i am really suffering from a lack of sympathy.....i could possibly understand it if it was people i barely knew but they seem to be paying me the most attention since my sons death...people who i have known my whole life act like i don even exist now....they wont return phone calls or answer emails and it really hurt because i am still raw over his passing and am really needing the attention to help me cope....even the people i see every day seem not to notice me or even acknowledge anything bad has happened...the people i live with are hurting me the most because even in the begining it seems they were like "oh that sucks"  instead of "oh my god how can i help"......i have never been through this type of loss before and i feel terrible for anyone else who has but damnit i need to feel like people care its me thats hurting and not my ex....the heffer got her bills paid rent and all for a year by the people in her community and i cant even get help with an electric bill....where the hel
Random Thoughts
eu não posso levá-lo para fora da minha mente, eu penso em você o tempo todo, .. seus lábios me degustação ... sua mão de roaming sobre o meu peito, fazendo-me tão feliz que eu encontrei você, eu não sei o que eu seria você não tem você. im perdido no mar com o pensamento de você sem mim, eu não acho que eu poderia viver dessa maneira, passando por cada dia com o seu toque, ou palavras para me confortar, eu estaria perdido para a eternidade, com o homem que roubou meu coração , a um eu não ouso nome, para o medo que rouba minha respiração que eu estarei sozinho se eu fiz ... eu te amo minha alma gêmea de
Random Things I Type!
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Random Poems
layin here waiting for your return my heart mind and soul race and yearn your words charm your sexxi face it all makes me leave this placeanother world u&i our own time zone so fullfilled and high i know ur the one i have waited for im so happy i opened that door i love u more every min dat pass byour world our love together till we die hes the reason i wake the air that i breathehis words charm smile trust i believe he warms my heart like noone beforehe makes my soul and mind think and soreour bodies are mortal but our love is moredevine immortal true and purehe has brought life back into my soulwith him beside me i feel completely wholekneeling beside you until neededmy limits fears cravings being completedas you push me to strive it throughmy accomplishments i owe to youso complete and warm insidewith you my feelings ill neva hideso honored you call me yoursinside me a fire stirsthank you Sir for choosing mei owe my all to you for not letting me stay freei love you more than you wil
Random Questions With Gun Bunny
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*: Basics: Name: Sherry Date of Birth:November 3rd 1980Birthplace: Minneapolis MinnesotaCurrent Location: No where landEye Color: Blue/greyHair Color: BlondeHeight: 5'2"Heritage: Norwegian / Irish / IDK lolPiercings: 3 in each earTattoos: Not yet....Favourite:Band/Singer: METALLICA!Song: Last Kiss, J Frank wilson & the cavaliersMovie: P.S. I Love You ~ The Count Of Monte CristoDisney Movie: Mickey lolTV show: Forensic Files/ Stargate/ BSGColor: Blue ~ CamoFood: Mexican Pizza topping: Supreme or just cheeseeIce-Cream Flavor: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Or vanilla and M&Ms Drink(alcoholic): Margahrita or BudweiserSoda:  Mt. Dew Root beerStore: Cabelas / Gun ShopClothing Brand: LMAO Mossy Oak hahahaa Shoe Brand: cat Boots and nikesSeason: summer/Autumn/FallMonth: SUMMER Months lolHoliday/Festival: 4th of July, Halloween and St. Patrick's DayFlower: Lilac or LavenderMake-Up Item: MascaraBoard game: Monopoly Sunny or rainy: Sunny or Summer rainChocol
[random Ideas]
I want to make an entire menu based on Beck songs, I'm thinking titles not lyrics.   STILL working ... on... uuh I don't think I ever spell the word "titles" or personally or anything with a double s in it correctly   Still working on outsmarting the Cyber Toxic Horror Greater Dragon.   I'd like to see an overlapping graphic on baseball outfields (for TV broadcasts) where it shows the dimensions of the away team's field super imposed over the current field of play so say Cabrera hits a single to right-center was it a homerun in NYY or the Green Giant? was it "off the wall" anywhere else "in the fountain" etc I'm kinda tired of taking someone else's word for it, and I AM curious how it'd effect someone's stats. Would Billy Butler be a 40 homerun hitter this year if his homefield was another?? but its quite possible that I've watched enough baseball to make an educated guess at these things anyway.   I heard one of the provisions to our fighting the razor god of death w
Random Thoughts
October 3, 2011 A while back, at the entrance of a gym, there was a picture of a very thin and b...eautiful woman. The caption was "This summer, do you want to be a mermaid or a whale?"The story goes, a woman (of clothing size unknown) answered the following way: "Dear people, whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, seals, curious humans), they are sexually active and raise their children with great tenderness.They entertain like crazy with dolphins and eat lots of prawns. They swim all day and travel to fantastic places like Patagonia, the Barents Sea or the coral reefs of Polynesia.They sing incredibly well and sometimes even are on cds. They are impressive and dearly loved animals, which everyone defend and admires.Mermaids do not exist.But if they existed, they would line up to see a psychologist because of a problem of split personality: woman or fish?They would have no sex life and could not bear children.Yes, they would be lovely, but lonely and sad.And, who wants a g
Random Thoughts & Fav Quotes And Sayings
"The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen."--- Elisabeth Kubler-RossI am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But still I can do something; And because I cannot do everything I will not refuse to do the something that I can do." -- Edward EverettPeople spend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idle dreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill the emptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed to search was within.-Ramona L. Anderson-I met a man who could not see. Yet he seemed happier than me. I asked him "Why?" without his sight, and everything as dark as night. He said, "To mourn what I h
one of my r/l  best friends asked me to tell him something something sexy  I had a dream last night where i was laying on a rock in the sun somewhere with a women spreading her lips with my tongue there ws someone fisitng my hair slaping my ass some with something pushing me down between her legs but i woke up lol thats kinda sexy woke me up feeling all hot and bothered     it was a very good dream he didnt believe me lol but it was a very very good dream :P random thoughts lol why cant i have a dream like that with out him thinking i pulling his chain   
Randome Poem
im preying for  rain im praying for im preying for title waves im preying for mayhem i am preying for chaos i am preying for a change in me to happen and no more breaking hearts at the heart break hotel when i die i am sure i am going to hell with out fail i can almoast garantee this some say ignorance is bliss but i say fail miss your lips i wanna kiss soft like silky velvet they are and i miss u rather your near or far cus girl u are my shining star sexy your eyes are they look through my soul u spark a fire in my heart for it is cole and your passion is the fire you love are my only one burning desire .   poem by joey sun october 30 2011
Random Bullshit...
I have no idea what the purpose is for this....just venting I thing I can't seem to understand...people hold back WAY to much...and for wat? prevent hurting someone usually just ends up hurting them more in the long run.....don't hold back...say it..spit it the fuck out..and not only will you feel better..but the person you are holding back from..will also be one wants to hear that their other half per-say has moved on...but no one wants wants to hold onto something or someone that has let go is full of many and down..heartaches and regret...but it is fucking hurts..but everyone deserves to know where they one likes to believe that thy have been replaced..but there is always someone with a lil something more....that's just a fact..I mean it's hard for me to conceive the fact that there is another individual out there as interesting as I am..but I've been wrong ok that's a
Random Thought
Though we live as we have for years life seems to bring no purpose though we dream its noting that has never been dreamed of before our lives are so unique that they become identical 
Random Stuff
Well, Doctor Who is 48 today. Which sounds funny when you think about it. He's 908 years old, but still looking good. Haha! Anyway, I finished reading Bag of Bones last night. No wonder the movie is a two-parter. There's no way in hell they can cram all that into a two hour movie. I'm a fan of Pierce Brosnan. He will always be my James Bond. No offense to Daniel. He's an ok actor. I'm a fan of his wife though. lol She's the reason why I saw the movie of Dream House. I'm back to reading The Book of Lost Things. It's a dark fantasy novel, but quite entertaining. Think of Brothers Grimm, but more violent and scary-ish. Speaking of which, I'm sadden to hear about the passing of Anne McCaffrey. She was one of the great writers of scifi and fantasy. She wrote the Dragonriders of Pern series. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving for us Americans. Yesterday made cranberry salad and carrot cake. Today I baked the pumpkin pie. I substituted sugar with Splenda so my dad can eat it. I have to get u
Random Ramblings
To grow up is to understand the difference between lust and love. To comprehend the fact that just because you may love something with your whole heart that things change, people change, and happy endings aren't always a guarantee. To grow up is to accept that life is full of surprises and shocks and to learn to roll with things as they come. To grow up is to know that if you fight against life, life itself WILL always fight back. The people you love the most will hurt you the worst and the people you don't expect it from will surprise you a time or two. To grow up is to lose a part of the whimsical mystery that life once held and to embrace the more practical aspects of day to day life. To successfully grow up, a person realizes they can grow up to be a practical adult, yet still stare at the stars and dream of touching them one day.
Random Opinions About The Media And Dumb Asses!
The Michael Jackson "trial" concluded yesterday. It's all over the fucking internet and tv. All these people are bitching(mainly black of course) that no justice was served. This doctor who's also black received the maximum 4 years in prison. That is if he makes it out alive. Never was a fan of the "pop faggot" myself. He obviously paid these doctors for surgery and medication and ultimately an "overdose". Not the fucking Doctors fault. Most of you would of done the same if that queer would of offered you money under the table. No offense b/c he's dead, yet who gives a fuck? It's done&over w/...move along! One of the main problems in America is people dont know when to shut the fuck up, they constantly bitch&argue, and then you wonder why we have what we do socially and economically!
Random Thoughts..
If you find true love, never let it go... hold onto to tight. True Love is the most beautiful emotion to expierence in our lifetime. So, if you have that special person in your life right now... hold on to them tight, don't lose that special bond and if you haven't found that person, keep searching they are out there waiting for you to open your heart. 
Random Thoughts Again
I would trade one night of happiness with him, to feel his touch, to feel his warm skin, the taste of his lips.. and spend the rest of my life in complete loneliness. Just to be with him for one night.
When she cries The make-up runs from her eyes And it spills the truth about what she feels inside         Tears are words The heart can't express         She says she doesn't care Her eyes tell a different story         days like this I dont know what to do with myself         IWILL NOT BE BROKEN,I AM THE ONE!        
Why do some happy hour hosts put in their little message "drinks on me"     We still have to pay for them.   Just wondering.
Random Thoughts
i've lived a pretty interesting live so far some good parts some bad hell a lot of bad i grew up poor, watched my mom work all day long just to come home with bearly any money to two kids who all they wanted was to see there mom and for there dad to actually be in the picture but he never was me and my sister was also raised by our grandma she was a great person always had a heart of gold and made sure we were always ready for school and hell she would be pissed if she found out i'm a colorado avalanche fan and not a detroit red wings fan.  i can honestly say that losing my grandma at 11 and my mom at 17 made me who i am today i watched my grandma have a stroke infront of me and my mom have a heart attack infront of me both carted away in a ambulance and never seeing them again until there funeral.  those days were the worst in my life it basically sent me into a downward spiral when it comes to friends and family i dont like to keep people close i always feel like if i do i'm gonna lo
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Random Thoughts
Just sitting here thinking, if people alwys told the truth, would the world be a better place or not? Sometimes the truth hurts. alot...sometimes, the truth may make someone crazy, sick, heartbroken, and whatever other emotions there are. And I feel that truth is relative to each individual. What may be the truth for one person is not always the truth for another person.   And lies are relative as well...lies can help or hurt a person when told. It depends on the situation. I'm not a fan of lies, but I don't always tell the truth...It depends on the situation. A little lie can help get through certain things, but those little lies turn into big ones and then you're in trouble. Because they catch up with you. Unless you have the kind of memory that you never forget anything, EVER, then all those little lies come back to haunt you.   Just a random thought.   More Random Thoughts... Is it possible to find one woman who can tell me for sure if she would love me for me, and not the m
Random Thoughts
PLEASE HELP ME TO FLY AGAIN   I know i am special to the Father, the Creator So much running through my mind-not knowing not able to get what i am feeling written down I am falling in love, Maybe I really am in love with you Need I say your name out loud? You know who you are... I see your smile, I read your words and suddenly-just for a little while- all feels right with the world. In this part of my life when all seems uncertain, where my future feels so uncertain.   Second chance, second woman? Second best, other woman? It sometimes feels like that its all i have ever been What is so wrong with me that I am not worth being #1?   All I know is that I want to matter to someone -to be that guiding light -to watch and be watched over -to hold and be held -to listen and be heard
Randy Rhodes Bio
Rhoads was born on December 6, 1956 at St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica, California. He was the youngest of three children. His older brother, Doug, is a drummer and vocalist who also arrange classical compisitions, who goes by the name of Kelle Rhoads. His sister's name is Kathy.When Randy was 17 months old, his father, William Arthur Rhoads, left his mother, but he still stayed in touch with Randy even up until his sons death. Delores Rhoads, and the three children. Mrs. Rhoads has owned and operated the Musonia School of Music in North Hollywood, California since 1949. Rhoads started playing guitar at age 7 on his grandfather's old Gibson "Army-Navy" classical acoustic guitar. According to Rhoads's mother, he learned to play folk guitar, which was a popular way to learn guitar at the time, although he did not take lessons for very long. Rhoads was always evolving toward a hard rock/metal lead guitar style, but he was heavily influenced by classical music as well. This can be hear
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Random Thought 1
As the sunset on yesterday the sun arose to shine down on me as the waves crashed along the beach, I realized the day was a new and the sun shone down and the wind blew so light across me and i began enlighted by the beautiful world we live in and the peace and quiteness that comes form no where and the sparkling waters of my beautiful lake . Sometimes we need to take a minute to enjoy the things that are in front of us and just remember beautiful, love , happiness is how we make it and the sun will shine again.
Random Number 1
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Randomness Of Boredon.
ok i aint got much to talk about so lets see what my brain has in it. What should i write about. There is so much to talk about but i dont know what. I could talk about the people in my head but that would make me sound crazy ( there are not any people in my head really.) I could talk about ICP and how great they are but the family all ready knows that. I could talk about Family guy and how they are so propot.When i get done typing this you will be liek wtf did i just read.. looks like alotta bullshit lol. Silent Bob and Jay are amazing. I was so suprised the first time he talked. i loved it. i can come up with alot of all the wall shit like my radical penis enlargement status. That came from my bored as hell brain. I am stuck here is Midland with nothing 2 do but talk 2 myself. its so boreing. Gay clubs are so much fun even tho its mostly straight people there. ( goign to the club is the only time i dress like a girl :) ) This is my first blg so i am just pulling shit outta my ass (HA
Random Things You Might Like To Know
RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW... by alwayzhammertimeName? Nicknames?: Birth date?: Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: What are you wearing right now?: Who do you live with?: Do you have any pets?: What's your favorite food?: Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: What's your major?: Is your room messy or clean right now?: What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: What's your favorite clothing store?: Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: When was the last time you were on a diet?: Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: What is a long term goal of yours?
Random Things You Might Like To Know
RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW... by alwayzhammertimeName? Nicknames?: Birth date?: Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: What are you wearing right now?: Who do you live with?: Do you have any pets?: What's your favorite food?: Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: What's your major?: Is your room messy or clean right now?: What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: What's your favorite clothing store?: Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: When was the last time you were on a diet?: Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: What is a long term goal of yours?
Random Update
I figured for those who care or are nosey I would give a update on what has been going on in my life :)     I have found the most wonderful man who is perfect for me. :)   I have been working on a lot of design work for local artists, venues and radio stations. It is something I have to thank my love for. He is the whole reason that I got hooked up.   I will NOT be doing suicide girls. Decided against it. Maybe if I were still single.....   I WILL be singing on a Progressive House track......that just kind of happened when DJ Swift came to the studio to work with Biff on the Colaberation they area doing. But trust me, I will not be getting into the performance end of music. I am leaving that to my other half, and just going to be supportive and work in the industry as an artist.   Easter was spent shooting a 45, 38 and a 22 at my parents drinking beer..... LOL :)     So yea, that is about it kids...if ya even cared lol
Random Tuesday Vent
I was thinking....Im the type to never be worried about someone biting me, being from up north you learn to re-invent yourself everyday to be different, everyone wants to be in with the new trends, so while you go in become one of the faces in the crowd, Im fine right here not being like you, im here being a stand out,so in response i get told to stop going against the grain , its easier the other way,i say gettin stuff easier or free means its worth nothing,its the things you have to fight for to obtain or be part of thats worth it, be it a job, relationship issues, frienships, or something you believe in, Do it, its those things that pay off in the long run, because you are you,nothing like it, your own fingerprint in life
Random (all Opinionated)
I believe tht certain people are the cause behind certain happenings take our gov't for instance it's built on lies. The Bush's fought for oil Obahma is Muslam and acourding to inside resorces the U.S. supplied the Nazi's in WWI. I believe the is nucular weapons and ET's behind the walls of area 51 in Navada. The reason pot is illeagal in most states is because the states tht its leagal in dnt have timer dollers. to be cont.
Random Thoughts And Shyt
So i have been thinking about getting a fu wifey for a while. and the more i think about it and the more i think of who i would like to fill that spot, the more i ask my self am i fucking crazy. See heres my thing, alot of females say that they wouldnt treat it like a real relationship, it would just be one that would be a online joke thing and im cool with that, but then those same females end up fu married to some dude and they flipp out on the dude because of something he does on fu. and my thing is if it not a real relationship, why do u care if he pimps out another chick, of looks at her nsfw pics or cherry bombs really. Now we all know the internet is a great place to have an affair , be you married or not, it doesnt matter because most people on the internet and in fu(includng me) have very little in the way of morals if any.  we do what fits us best at the time....and i understand that. Now im married, but that doesnt mean everything is good in paradise and it doesn
Random Things About Me:
I am an only child. I’m very close to my family. I was an ok kid growing up. I am a very passionate person. When I love, I love unconditionally…because that’s all I was ever taught from my parents. My parents have been married for 38 years, but I lost my dad 12/00. RIP. When I was young my parents provided a loving home, providing me with self confidence. I am a big time romantic. I love snuggling up to a movie marathon on a cold rainy day. I love traveling.  I want to go anywhere and everywhere. I want to go on another cruise someday.  I don’t like waking up in the morning. I don’t like folding and hanging up my clothes after doing the laundry. I always have movies to watch thanks to Netflix I have a small number of close friends who I would do anything for at any time. I moved to TX in 1980. I hate cheaters.             I like to hear both sides of the story before maki
Random Info About Me:
Random Info About Me: I was raised in Arkansas, lived in Louisiana, then came back to Arkansas Lixated & I met on Fubar & have made our lives together here in Arkansas He won't find a more faithful mate I have had fun shopping in a hardware store & I don't like to shop, so I can have fun anywhere My IQ is above average, let's say, though I was born blonde (look for my eyebrows) My dad had a used car lot so my gift of gab is hereditary Growing up, our family also had a restaurant, a beer joint, & a teen hangout My jobs have been as varied as a warranty clerk in a Beechcraft airplane dealership to everything but running the press itself at a newspaper (typos in print, or finished copy, are nails on a chalkboard to me... blase' homophone usage errors have me asking if getting it right is Old School) My last full-time job was as dealership accountant for a Chrysler dealer My last part-time job, and best ever, was for Thunder Roads Arkansas, selling ads for the state-wide motorcy
Random Wondering's & Idea's
At work I have a notepad for all my work notes, occasionally I end up with a page full of scribbles of blog post ideas – mainly because I can’t write at work but know that if I don’t make note of it then by the time I get home I will have completely and utterly forgotten about the random ideas.   Has our definition of celebrity changed? I sometimes get recognised before my blog which is kind of what I want but at the same time I get all embarrassed about it. The most recent time was when I was helping out at opening of The Fountian at the beginning of April and someone who regularly comments on here said hello to me while I served him and his wife (or maybe girlfriend I’m not sure) and all the girls commented on their adorable little baby. Does social media affect “in person” friendships? I keep trying not to use “in real life” to describe friendships that started or are away from social media because it’s all in real life just s
Random Thought..
I wish I could understand this feeling. If only I knew how to cure it, obscure thoughts and promiscuous behavior can't work forever. Just sitting here thinking about that time in my life for some reason. I'm an hour late for work.. Fuck. I suuppose. 
Random Poetry
They say the eyes are the windows to your soul. A soul sold for second chances. A soul lost and reprimanded. They say the eyes are the windows to your soul. So be careful before the real you is revealed. The secrets you've had sealed, become fair game. All your sins and your shame, The hearts you broke and games you played. They say the eyes are the windows to your soul. Thats way your eyes seem so bold.
Random Thoughts.
well, my mother had a masectomy on july 11th, and she's doing very well. :) i was able to get emergency leave to be with her and for that i'm thankful. was supposed to go on a date tonight and he ended up bailing. story of my life. find someone interesting and they're married, live too far away, aren't wanting something serious or want to be too serious. it never fails. like for instance, i was chatting with a guy at the bar the other day and things seemed to be going extremely well. he was funny, and extremely attractive but i excused myself to the restroom and he was gone when i got back! thought maybe he thought i wasn't interested. i've been back to the bar 3 times and haven't seen him since. ah, one damn day i swear. :) that is all for now.
Ok just quit another lounge but for a good reason 1 of the owners looks like hes pregant it made me throw up it was that bad. Dude go see a doctor please.
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts for the Day:   1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.  2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.  3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.  4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.  5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?  7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.  8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.  9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.  10. Bad decisions make good stories.  11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu
Random Thoughts....just Venting A Lil.
The way I see it is this. I was blessed with two very beautiful daughters. These two girls are my only real family here in Texas and we do pretty much everything together. They are my world and if people cant accept that they are part of my everyday life, then they dont need to be a part of mine. I want someone to settle down with that is honest, hardworking, dependable as well as responsible, likes kids and being outdoors, social drinker, doesnt mind smoking, and likes cats. Plus they'll have to accept my kids as part of the package. When Mr. Right comes along, I think I'll know.  I really wish that 90% of men would think with the head on their shoulders before they start talking stupid crap. There is no reason to make a woman feel used just because they are trying to better themselves. And what is with people using people anyways? How can you call yourself a friend and ask for help all the time, but when someone really needs the help and asks. you turn them away and ignore them like
Random Thoughts Of A Lunatic...
Let me start by saying this....these are MY thoughts and MY opinions. And you may disagree with them. That's fine. Feel free to be critical and tell me why you disagree and what your thoughts are. Who may just change my opinion. calling, cursing, bashing and profile wrecking WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. That being we go.... 1: How can I care what you think, if I have no idea what I think? 2: Are these bars here to keep me in, or you out? 3: What is the square root of pie? A slice? 4: Apocalypse is upon us! (Twice actually....Apocalypse Now, and Apocalypse Now Redux) 5: Hey poke me in the ass one more time....I'm gonna poke you. And my injection might CAUSE an infection! 6: Why would you say that? What? That! What? Nevermind... 7: Wow that chic is hot! Should I piss on her, or let her burn? 8: If looks can be decieving, imagine what words can do. 9: Don't judge a book by its cover. Read the last page, then decide. 10: And finall
Random Thoughts...
Religion does not afford equality. Religion interferes with humanity. Religion kills in the name of their God...   I am thinking religion is not such a good thing..
It`s funny how hello always ends with a goodbye .. It`s funny how good memories can start to make you cry .. It`s funny how forever never really seems to last .. It`s funny how much you`d lose if you forgot about your past .. It`s funny how friends can just leave you when you`re down .. It`s funny how when you need someone they`re never around .. It`s funny how people change and think they`re so much better .. It`s funny how many lies can be packed in one letter .. It`s funny how people forgive even though they can't forget .. It`s funny how one night can contain so much regret .. It`s funny how ironic life turns out to be .. But the funniest part of all .. None of that`s funny to me :)
Random Thoughts
its hard not to hate, people, things, institutions when they break your spirit, and take pleasure and watch you bleed. Hate is the only feeling that makes sense. but i know what hate does to a man, it tears them apart and turns them into something he is not, something he promised himself he never become. this is what im trying to tell you, to let you know how hard i'm trying not cave under the weight of the awful things i feel in my heart. sometimes my life feels like a deadly balancing act. what i feel slamming up against what i should do, the impulsive of reactions racing to solutions miles ahead of my brain in what i should do. when i look at my day, i realize most of it was spend cleaning up the damage of the day before. in that life i have no future, all i have is distraction and remorse. i berried my best friend a week ago and cliche as it sounds a part of me was in that box. the part i barely knew. The part i will never see again. every day is a new box, you open it and take a l
Random Observation/thought
It's funny no matter how many times I come back to this website it's always the same as the changes from CT to LC to Fubar occurred. The game hasn't changed; there's a little bit of everything on here. There's a little bit of everything for everyone and their somethings some people just don't need to see. The one of the few things which really bothers me is all the trolls on this website. You get a few idiots on here that get in chats and just ramble on about whatever. They just do it just to be dickheads to get over or make themselves feel big in a non existent world. Some people get so wrapped up in that illusion this site brings that they forget to separate the real from what they see. Sometimes people just forget how to be people... Everybody on here's looking for friend looking for an adult conversation and not some high school sophomore bullshit.. I mean heck I could be totally wrong I wish I am but there's probably a lot of of the people who think the same thing... Sometimes I t
Random Facts About Le Zombie:
Random Facts About Le Zombie:  I love collecting stickers. I have a huge collection. My favorite sport is Bowling. I can ride my bike with no handlebars. I’ve broken my right arm in 2nd grade. It still turns out farther than my left arm. I hate spiders. As much as I adore cats, I don’t own one at the minute. I’m addicted to tumblr. I’m afraid of rollercoasters with loops. I am a pro when it comes to titrations. My friends call me Betty Cracka, cause I love to bake, and I’m white. I love chicken nuggets. I really don’t have a favorite color, it depends what the object is, but if I had to choose. Purple. I love sparkly things. I love glitter confetti. My bra size is (insert your imagination here.) If I didn’t want to become a scientist, my other option would be a teacher. Probably science teacher at a high school. I love spicy foods. When I’m in love with someone. I only have eyes for them. No matter how hot ano
Random Chat Fun Series Part 1
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You're now chatting with a random Alien. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: greetings Stranger: what planet do you hail from? You: The name is hard to spell but lets just say it's far Stranger: are you humanoid or do you have some other physical shape? You: I'm an alien and I have no gender Stranger: very intriguing...what is your interest in this planet? You: to take it over You: I have shields and a ray gun Stranger: do you have any other aliens that came with you? You: no but they aren't far You: I hate hyp
Random Talk...
Hey Happy New Year to all!!  So, what is your  opinion on online dating?? Maybe online dating that turns into reality?? My opinion is it's hard to find true love online or even in public.  You go on these websites like pof, mocospace, tagged, datehookup; etc.  People or i should say some people portray themselves to be someone there not.  Why is it so hard for anyone to just be open and honest about what your looking for?? Life is getting to be way too short anymore to be playing games.  I mean if your looking for sex say it.  If your looking to date or long term relationship then say it.  Why is it so hard to say such simple words?  Is it because your afraid to get let down? Thats all part of life.  Its all part of the dating world.  Its called rejection.  We take it in stride and learn from it accept it and move forward.  There are plenty of singles out there why be let down from just one person??  Rejection sucks I know. But, men come and go just like women do but you will always ha
I rush home just to see if you're there, we chat, we play games, we help each other, we laugh, we cry, why? All you are is just a computer! a machine, that's hook up , plug into a wall. i rush home just to say hi, you're always there waiting on me. we smile, we're just so happy -but who are you really?All you are is just a computer! You can't fix breakfast in bed for me, you can't run my bath!when i need a hug, you can't give that to me, All you are is just a computer.i need a laugh, LOL. , oh how funny!and i guess you are. what ever you say to me, i must belive.for all you are is just a computer that i man, no woman, just a machine!i sit for hours in front of you,i  can sit for hours and just waite for you!
You are becoming very important to me I think about you often Sometimes, I feel like I'm losing my mind I don't know what I'd do without you I really shouldn't feel the way I do when it comes to you I've had the worst few months here lately You make it better I love your morning texts FMLYHM
Random Thoughts.
sitting here talking with my aunt. honestly i dont think she really understands me. shes upset that i met my boyfriend online. she wants me to try and meet someone in real life, but i just dont have that in me. i dont have that kind of courage, to be rejected face-to-face. i cant be who i really am in real life, ive worn the masks for far to long. its only online that i can truly be me. even with my aunt, i wear a mask, keep things hidden. most of the time, i hate myself. for being overweight, for being shy, for having the problems i have. but online, none of that matters. i dont know if anyone reads these, probally not. but i needed to let this all out. 
Random Thoughts From The Brain Of A Mad Man
Every day i awake. still the same old bull shit. same addidas i lace. same busted whip i get in and off to work i go kid my brains still twisted and most deffenitly gone to much captains in my blood stream to much purple dro smoke in the lungs god what the hell did i do to you my last lifes i must of seriously pissed you off usually thinking about dusting off the pump roddy shotty in the closet and put a end to it all This life ain't a gift dont get it twisted it cursed. been deeply screwed up sence i first breethed breath at birth. am i a arch angle or am i lucifers spawn will i go straight down to the pit or grow wings and fly on up must be a 50 50 chance same odds of a coin toss I try so good to be good but it feels ow so good to be bad u would have allready ate the hollow bullet if you've seen what these eyes seen i know that for a matter of fact. Im tough im hardend like a slab of concrete heres my shoes lace um up and c how far you can walk b most deff
Random Thoughts From The Twiztid One...
As I sit here at 130 AM EST, next to my grandmother who will likely not make it the rest of the week. I am left only to ponder the meaning of life, who my friends are (which comes without question), why we are who we are, and why people cant accept someone for who they are anymore. I sometimes wonder what the point to life is.. then as I watch my little boy play.. i realize.. its to learn.. and gain as much knowledge as possible before the last breath of life. Its also our purpose to pass on as much knowledge as possible to others so that they too can gain and enjoy the knowledge that they may not know. While I enjoy living life.. and enjoying things the way they are I also enjoy the way that I can put a smile on someones face when they need it. Knowing that a smile is on someones face because of me is one of the greatest feelings Ive ever had. My family at Constant Motion Radio has helped me a lot over the past couple months to better myself. Not only have they helped get sober and su
Random Things Again
Everyone has a opinion about love, what it is , what it is not, how, why. and when. Everyone, from the breastfed babe to the night creature. Love is a personal, and as universal as we desire to create it. For me, love is defined by my immortal beloved whom i sought for centuries, My love, my soul , my eternal beloved. I see it all in your eyes , the past pain of mortality, the current of your blood, the unfurling of our night shadow future. All of it beats to the rhythm of my love and yours.   So gift me with one of your smiles, which starts slow and quiet. Sometimes its remains a sight upturn of your lips like a crescent. Other times you shine like the full glory of bright luna. Yes, bend your head of hair slightly to one side, and smile, my love, my blood, my heart of hearts.   Eternity is enough time to spend with you, Almost.   I give you everything.
Random Memory: April 17, 2011 & More
I'm sitting here watching the TNA LockDown 2011 DVD. I went to this event with my best friend Chris and his two brothers Nick and PJ. This was one of the best weekends at this point in my life. My birthday was a few weeks before this and I had saved up quite a bit of money so we could score the VIP package for the autograph sessions and riverboat dinner on Saturday then a few tickets for the event on Sunday. It costed basically a two week paycheck and I couldn't have asked for a better time. I remember being so proud and excited about the events coming up and it was all I talked about until it happened. I also remember my dad grilling me over the cost and making sure I covered my bills before I did it. He knew by the end of the night I'd come home with little to nothing left in my pocket and a bag full of memories.. He would always be the devil's advocate and make sure it was something I wanted to do. When I'd come home happy, I knew that down inside he was happy too for me. Aside fro
Random Poem
Okay I dont write stuff like this EVERY. Normally what I write should be in a dirty book. It's kinda rough and probablly needs work, but I'm gonna post it anyway :p   I hear your smile when we talk and it makes me grin.I lay here wondering when will I hear your voice again.My mind races, heart pounds, stomach jumps with every thought I have of you.Do you think of me and feel the same way too?This feeling inside fills me with fear and doubt.I try my best to tune it out.Will this end like all the rest?Or can you truely be the best?I do not know where this road will lead,Or even if we will suceede.I don't want to live with regretAnd just end up as someone you forget.So I sit here ready to fall, Praying you will catch me as you call.
Random Ramblings In A Love Poem
There goes love, on a broken wing,It rests uneasy in the storm drain.A scattered heartbeat, Wondering if it will be able to breathe again.It doesn’t want to go on, but something inside kicks.It is blind to a silver lining,Dark skies, scraped knees and a bruised soul.Heartbreak is all it knows, for now at least.Until it realizes that its wing isn’t broken,That it’s only sore because it’s in the storm drain.Love lifts itself and moves on, breaking through the dark skies.Lift yourself, you are not broken.
20 Random Truths About Debi
I have a big heart that is pieced together with stitches made of appologies and forgiveness  I may be a woman, but I am not a girly girl, I can dress nice and change my flat tire without even thinking twice. My favorite color is red, I love every shade. There is really only one thing I need to make my life complete and that is for someone to love. I have all this love and no one to give it to. My vice is Java Monster, yes I realize they are not good for me, but I really don't care. I love my kids, they are my world, but there are days that I wish I would have waited to have them with a man that would have stuck around. Being a single parent is one of the hardest things I have ever had to do. When I tell you I love you, I mean it, yes we may be friends, but I love you like family. I am really generous, anyone who knows me knows this. But never mistake my kind generous heart for a weak one. I am on disability right now, I am sick, I don't let too many people know this up front be
Rand Paul: Libertarians Advocate “everyone Go Out… Run Around With No Clothes On And Smoke Pot”
Kurt NimmoInfowars.comMay 14, 2013 Photo: Gage Skidmore. In an effort to further woo the Republican establishment ahead of a probable presidential run, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has demeaned the libertarian philosophy of his father, former Texas representative Ron Paul. “I’m not advocating everyone go out and run around with no clothes on and smoke pot,” he said. “I’m not a libertarian. I’m a libertarian Republican. I’m a constitutional conservative.” Rand Paul made the comment at a sold-out Republican dinner in Iowa, the state where the first caucuses are held in the lead up to presidential nominations. Paul will also visit two other primary states, New Hampshire and South Carolina. He will meet with Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus later this month in an effort deliver his libertarian and tea party followers into the Republican establishment fold. He also plans to deliver a speech at the Reagan Reag
Rand Paul: Ap Phone Spying Proves Obama Is “drunk On Power”
Senator slams administration on Benghazi, IRS, AP phone tap scandals Paul Joseph WatsonInfowars.comMay 14, 2013 Senator Rand Paul responded to the barrage of scandals to hit the Obama administration, from Benghazi, to the IRS targeting conservatives, to the Justice Department spying on Associated Press reporters, by accusing President Obama of being “drunk on power.”   Scoffing at an upcoming House Committee on Ways & Means inquiry into how the IRS targeted those who mentioned the Constitution, the bill of rights, or even making “America a better place to live,” Kentucky Senator Paul said he would introduce a resolution today calling for the IRS agents involved to be fired for abusing their power in targeting people for their political activities. “The President says he’s going to do something if they’re guilty, well it sounds like there’s already been an investigation and no one’s been fired,” Paul told Fox News&
Random Dumbshit
the stupidity and ignornace of people just amazes me.  i get sick sometimes of working in a place where i have to deal with the general public all the time.  i wonder how people make it through life.  maybe truly ignorance is bliss.  being blind to any common sense or how things should be but arent done because it doesnt fit into your tiny nonexsist world.  speakerphone is a tool for the fucking reatrded at times.  it works nice for when your driving and have to talk to someone.  it is not a means to handle business transactions.  do not order things with speaker phone.  every damn time i talk to someone they consistantly cut in and out and can always never hear them.  my favorite thing is when i can hear my own voicce over them.  only use that crap for friends.    i really want to just write about my own personal problems but as i get ready to write i get the overwhelming feeling i dont want to share them. 
Random Thoughts....
RANDOM THOUGHTS DO NOT TAKE!!!!!!!!!!    Rejected and black listed is all i will ever be, back burner is where im at and use to bein, quit bein a paya hata boy cuz you mistaken, a blue eyed beauty with lots of talent, I dont play games son, im here til the end, just know this girl loves you more than kin, you make me smile, not many can, I hope you know what youve began,  A life full of happiness, Not a day to sad, But when I met you our life began, You make me smile,
Random Bits And Pieces
*Trapped in a invisible cage*Where will I hide all this rage*Want to cry, I want to scream*I look happy, don't I? Things arent' what they seem*Fustration, hurt, the pain builds up inside.*I wish I could just set it all aside.
Random Prose
another sleepless blaring in my ears...a can of diet coke in my hand...a cigarette gently held between two fingers..thinking..contimplating..the hours bring me pain...oh how this is true...there is nothing but me...and my they pound in my a ache with no resolve...but it will time...oh how hatred grows within for the ticks of has built up into a mountian..i press the flame out...and take another sip...turn up the music...let it drown out all the thoughts..that I don't want to think right now..tie the ribbon around my remember all of today's "todo"s...stretching slightly with a yawn from my's cold and the blanket is wrapped tighter around me...but the breeze from an open window is nice on my feverish face..a tear from a watery eye floats down my cheek..crying involuntarily for days...but is it really involuntary or am I just crazy...and its from my cold-symptoms?why knows, ...I'm not sure of much...I thoug
Random Soul Speaking..
Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.” ― Mary Oliver Nice quote. Something with all of us triggered the "bi-polar" or whatever. For me, it was an ex boyfriend who introduced me to darkness. Sounds cheesy but true. Anywho, I think all of us need a reality check if some of us havent already gotten one yet. Yes we may bitch and moan about shit ... but in the end, what are we left with? Ourselves. So its time to pull our our adult panties per say ... and deal with it, cope with it, have a good laugh, cry it out. Do whatever it is YOU need to do to get through the day. Cuz again. all we have at the end of the day is ourselves. No one feels how we feel, no one copes like us....for those who say "oh i got a man/woman at home" what im trying to get here is you are left with your thoughts, those screaming, nail scratching thoughts. Its best time you start making friends with your demon
Random Craziness That Is Me (in Secondlife) *mostly Rude And Sexual Btw So Be Warned*
Sorsh: I would ask how it's going but apparently the answer is sidewaysImGoing Sideways: mmhmm exactly!Sorsh: hopefully you're not in the group One DirectionSorsh: and how does that work with sex?  I'm not sure I recall any sideways maneuvers ~~ Sorsh: do Eskimo men call women's twats Eskimo Pies? And since it's so cold up there are they always carpet munching? ~~ Sorsha: how are you cheeky buggaSkie: lol better than yesterday, hungry thoSkie: going to stick a cucumber up my pussy and have it for lunchSorsha: veggies and dipSorsha: niceSkie: LOL ~~ Sorsha: snogging sounds like you're vacuuming someone's assSmit: lol wtfSorsha: that's what they call kissing and tongue in ukSmit: snoggin yes.. how you know what vacuuming someone's ass sounds like ya freak lolSorsha: how else was I gonna get the hamster out ffsSmit: lmao ~~ Sorsha: damnit now I have to pee hahahaRickie: kinky into water sports mmmm babyRickie: lmfao fuck u nut go before u wet yaselfSorsha: aww sweet warmth hahaha
Random Unfinished Catchy
I be thinking bout you  Your always on my mind Be thinking about you An how ima make you mine  Its only a matter of timeThe only thing i fear  Is the distance i have to cross  To see the smile on your face  And feel the warmth in your embrace  To taste your perfect lips  As I look into your eyes  Its these feelings i can't deny Cause I Be..Thinking bout you  Your always on my mind Be thinking about you An how ima make you mine  Its only a matter of time..
Randomness, Abc Questions
Answer each letter's question.A - Available? no B - Best Friend(s)? Tobias Parks, Nic Williams, My mother C - CRUSH? one D - DOGS NAME? Buddy E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO? My Mother F - Favorite Food? all kinds G - GUMMY BEARS OR WORMS? Worms H - HOMETOWN? Sacramento, California I - IF YOU COULD MOVE WOULD YOU? depends on were I am moving to J - JOB? Don't work K - KIDS? None  L - LONGEST CAR RIDE? 6 Days M - MILK FLAVOR? Regular N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS? 4 3 Brothers and one sister O - ONE WISH? to find a woman to spend the rest of my life with - Check and Found P - PHOBIA(S)? I'm scared of: I am not scared of anything Q - FAVORITE QUOTE? "Life is interesting sometimes, someday you just wanna disappear and then the next you just want to be noticed. it's always a guessing game-the future holds many things and you can never tell what will happen next." Thoughts of Mark L. Roberts II" < Quote By Me R - REASON TO SMILE? :P a few S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD? Killa C: Amazing
Randomness, Name Game
Everyone has 8 names.1. Your real name: Mark Leland Roberts II2. Your "gangsta" name (first 3 letters of real name plus Dizzle): Mar-dizzle3. Your detective name (favorite color & animal): black Wolf4. Your soap opera name (middle name & street you live on): Leland Atomic5. Your Starwars name (first letter of your first name first 2 letters of your last name): MII6. Your superhero name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Gray Coffee7. Your witness protection name (one of your parents middle names): Jean8. Your goth name (Black and the name of one of your pets): black Jasper
Name: Mark Leland Roberts II Birthdate: 8-28-1985 Birthplace: Las Vegas, Nevada Current Location: El Dorado Hills, Ca Eye Color: Blue-Gray Hair Color: Dark Blond Height: 5'7" Weight: 180 pounds Piercings: None Tatoos: 2- one Tribal Dragon and one Hatchetman Overused Phraze: Shit Happens, Life Sucks Deal With It, Go Fuck Yourself, Bite Me, Live Life Or Shut The Fuck Up FAVORITES Food: Italian, Mexican, and Many Random thing, but my favorite food ever is Persimmons Candy: Payday candy bars Number:  8  Color: Purple, Black, Green, Silver Anime: Nurato Drink: Coffee Alcohol Drink: none Music: Attic Crew, Judas Priest, Rob Zombie, Static X, Twiztid, ICP, Boondocks, Tech 9,Killa C, Nickleback, Relik, The Pumpkin King, Ect. Movie: Underworld Movies, Boondock Saints, Fast and Ferious Movies, and most any Anime movies Body Part on Opposite sex:
Random Fu Thoughts
These are just some of my random fu thoughts.... Why am I so addicted to this place? Why do salutes matter? Why do some people accept you as a friend only to unfriend you seconds later? Some names just don't match up with the person. I think there should be random fu get togethers acros the country, just lil meet and greets Why accept someone or friend them if you aren't going to interact at all? Some people ask for help, when you tell them you can't, they stop talking to you. I personally like the pokes, just wish they had some naughtier ones. Yes, I do love titties of all sizes. But I am an ass man thru and thru If I offend you in any way, tell me, I will listen I am a respectful dirty old(er) man, works for me I refuse to rank my family or friends If I put you in my family, I do not expect the same in return, it's because I think you are pretty cool and I want to like, rate and check you out daily if possible. Have fun peeps!   Yes, I want salutes from my beautiful
Random So Random
Sometimes when I am alone I stare at the wall. Wondering. Wondering,if I will ever meet her. The woman who will be there for me as much as I intend on being there for her. When my music is playing im cool and collected. Starring off into nothingness  I wonder what she will look like. How she will smell, how she will kiss. I have served my country, but yet I dont have the courage to  talk to or whatevere when I think it could be her. My search seems to eternal. 
Random Song I Wrote 9/27/2013
i wish you were here so i could tell you how i feel so you know that how i feel is real i miss you and thats all there is to it thats why i am writing this cause i want you back to being my chick you'd be my queen and i could be your king no matter what i'll always care about you more than anything more than any ring and any bling got jb acting crazy you wanna roll ill roll with you i'd do anything just to be back with you when im without everyday is like i nightmare i miss the sunny skies with you right there we made a perfect pair 2 of a kind thats whats on my mind cause girls like you are hard to find just wanna be next to you lying in the sun just havin fun not caring bout anyone or what they say or do ill never let anyone come between me and you cause girl ill stick to you like glue everyday im with you is like a new day my homies be like damn jb you changed but thats ok cause everyday keeps getting better looking at you over there rockin my sweater you drive me crazy the way yo
Random Thinking
 *Only little boys who call themselves men say "I love you", and don't mean it. *Be more concerned about your character than your reputation because your character is who you are, and your reputation is only what others think of you. * "You may shoot me with your words,You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness and lies, But still, like air, I'll rise!" * If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? * The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common. * A Diamond was just a coal that did well under pressure. * The rich get richer, and the poor get children. * The hardest part about moving on, is learning not to look back. * Friends Are Like 4 leaf clovers. Good luck to find, but nice to have. * The spaces between your fingers are so that another persons fingers can fill them. *I asked God for a flower and he gave me a garden. I asked for a treeand he gave me a forest. I asked for a river
Random Thought
There is no individual in group or party thought. so try being you with just your thoughts . No one knows you like you should .
Random Thoughts Of You
Intertwine your body with mine, endulge your deepest desires unto me. Unleash the demons that you hide in the back of your mind. Submit your being to me, while I submit to you. Two bodies in motion to subdue into one. Let go of all your inabitions. Release your fury into my body. Fullfill all of me with all of you. This is not a sin, but a passion within. 
Random Thoughts, Things Newly Learned, & Observations For 11-24-13
I've never written a blog before. EVER. So everyone please bear with me as I get going & learn. To begin, I'll say that this blog will probably be one of the most random blogs ever, & include just about any topic on any given day. However,  some topics will probably creep into this blog more than others. Those topics will include quantum physics,  aliens, ancient history, working from home, some of my creative writing, and the invention/patent process. As I get more comfortable in the blogging process, each of those topics will more than likely be 'spun off' into their own blog. But for now, this blog literally will be about anything random that strikes my mood.      Today's blog will be an introduction of who I am, where I'm 'at' right now, and what I'm thinking right now about my life & where I'm heading. So let me get to it. My name is Alan Payne. I am back in CA near my family again, after 13 years away, spent in IL. There are a variety of topics I'm not only interested in, but ha
Random Questions
Have you ever made out with someone you weren't dating? yesIs there a difference between the word 'best friend' and 'friend'?yes, best is someone you cant function withoutHas anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you? yupDo you miss anyone? eh not at the momentCan you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone? um now?When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug? like 2 hrs agoWho is your celebrity crush? Jason Statham.. good lord yumCan you touch your toes? yes lmaoDo you know anybody who was abused? yeahDo you take walks often? everydayIs silence really golden? depends on who is keeping silent lolDo you have any interesting tattoos/piercings? i have my eyebrow pierced and my ears.. used to have moreAre you afraid to grow up? im 28Who were you with last night? my bf and kidsCan you count past 100? uhhhh yeahWhat language do you want to learn? i know english and spanishAny upcoming vacations? i get three weeks off from college for christmasIf you had to
Rangel's Ugly Agenda
President Bush made clear just what's at stake if the donkeys retook the House and Rangel comes to chair that critical panel. "A vote to send a Democrat to Congress is a vote to make the chairman of the Ways and Means Committee a man who has suggested cutting off funds for our troops on the battlefield," Bush said. The prez was referring to Rangel's threat to de-fund the Iraq war. Long a foe of the Iraq campaign, Rangel has said, mischievously: "You've got to be able to pay for the war, don't you?" His meaning couldn't be clearer: With Rangel as the House's budget-legislation gatekeeper, Iraq funds could suddenly dry up, forcing Bush to run a cash-strapped war. And leaving the troops hanging. Maybe the Dems hate the president, the veep and the troops . . . Meanwhile, Rangel's record suggests that Cheney and Bush are also right as rain in predicting that he'll raise taxes if the Dems take the House and he becomes chairman. That suggestion was what made the congressman
The Ranger Creed-us Army Rangers
The Ranger Creed Ranger flag Recognizing that I volunteered as a Ranger, fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession, I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor, and high esprit de corps of my Ranger Regiment. Acknowledging the fact that a Ranger is a more elite soldier who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea, or air, I accept the fact that as a Ranger my country expects me to move farther, faster and fight harder than any other soldier. Never shall I fail my comrades. I will always keep myself mentally alert, physically strong and morally straight and I will shoulder more than my share of the task whatever it may be. One-hundred-percent and then some. Gallantly will I show the world that I am a specially selected and well-trained soldier. My courtesy to superior officers, neatness of dress and care of equipment shall set the example for others to follow. Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of
Rangers Scratch Heads With Zubrus Under Skin
Rangers scratch heads with Zubrus under skin Bob DiCesare Updated: 04/28/07 6:38 AM New York Rangers winger Sean Avery entered this series with the Buffalo Sabres fancying himself the nastiest hornet in the nest, a player capable of influencing a game through his ability to intimidate, infuriate and drive opponents to distraction. Avery made no secret of his mission in advance of Game One. He declared his disdain for the Sabres, each and every one of them. He’d have them looking over their shoulders, fretting his presence, casting wary eyes his way. Well, two games into the Eastern Conference semifinals Avery’s been all talk, Dainius Zubrus all action. The Rangers want no part of Zubrus. He’s crept right under their skin. Pay no mind that Zubrus was absent from the score sheet in Buffalo’s 3-2 comeback victory over the Rangers on Friday night at HSBC Arena. You might as well credit him with nine assists, because every hit he administered — and they came with a r
Rangers Rout Orioles 30-3
BALTIMORE - The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace, touching the plate so often it became almost embarrassing to make an out. ADVERTISEMENT The Rangers became the first team in 110 years to score 30 runs in a game, setting an American League record Wednesday in a 30-3 rout of the Baltimore Orioles. Trailing 3-0 in the opener of a doubleheader, Texas scored five runs in the fourth inning, nine in the sixth, 10 in the eighth and six in the ninth. It was the ninth time a major league team scored 30 runs, the first since the Chicago Colts set the major league mark in a 36-7 rout of Louisville in a National League game on June 28, 1897, according to the Elias Sports Bureau. "When you're on this end of it," said Marlon Byrd, who hit one of two Texas grand slams, "you don't want to be the one to make the out. You feel like you have to get a hit every time up." Hours after announcing manager Dave Trembley would return for the 2008 season, the Orioles absorbed th
Ranger Down #1
The doors explode open and a hurricane of activity comes screaming into the emergency room of Harborview Hospital. The doctor who was waiting outside is getting the patient’s stats from the paramedic who is rattling off a stream of information. Theresa, the nurse, was outside on a smoke break when they came in so she really doesn’t have anything to do since there are so many hands on the young man. His hair is cropped short like he is right out of a Leave it to Beaver episode, he doesn’t look like he is old enough to drink, hell he barely looks old enough to shave. But there is something in his eyes, it is a determination. When she makes eye contact she can see his eyes pleading with her, she just isn’t sure what they are trying to say. He keeps trying to talk but only gurgles up blood, his one arm that works keeps trying to remove the oxygen mask. The paramedic places it back over his mouth in a practiced motion. Clearly he has been trying to do this for a while. Most people who
Ranger Down #2
There are a few things that will stop everything in the Army. A Red Cross message, a congressional inquiry, and the sound of a pager that never goes off. The reason it never goes off is because nothing ever happens. There are never any test pages. You sign it out, go off base, have your fun, and turn it back in later. So when the permanently silent pager makes noise, you answer. Scott Darby is sitting back and enjoying the show, literally. Since he is on Red Cycle, he can’t drink, neither can his squad mates. So they decide to hit the strip club. Because they are traveling together, only one person has to sign for a pager. When it goes off he reads the message and stands to leave. All he has to do is raise his index finger in the air and make a circle and everyone else gets up to follow him. The “rally” signal is pretty common and is unmistakable. Of course it is easy to follow the guy who has the car keys when he is leaving. Drew is the only one who didn’t see it, of course he
Ranger Down #3
CSM Roc takes the Commander into his office. No need for the troops to see this. The CO settles into his chair for what will be nothing but bad news. He is wondering why he wasn’t informed at first, is his senior enlisted shielding him, or keeping him out of the loop? He will listen objectively; this man deserves the benefit of the doubt so when he is ready he simply says, “Report.” “Sir,” Roc starts off respectfully, “The information we have so far is that a Specialist from Charlie company is in a Seattle Hospital with multiple gunshot wounds. Information is still coming in, but what we know is that he was with two other soldiers that are at this time unaccounted for. He passed off the card to a nurse in the emergency room. I have accounted for most of the soldiers in the Battalion, with everyone coming in except those in the Seattle area in case we need to stage a group or to gather intel.” The Commander is hard to read, so he continues, “with all due respect Sir, the more yo
Ranger Down #4
Lord Falco is the most powerful man in all the realm. When he is online that is. In the real world he is no idiot though. He buys all his computer parts separately and with cash so that he can’t be tracked. There is no way the government knows his IP address. His work, his fun, in fact his entire life is done online and the last thing he needs is the government looking in on what he is doing. Unlike his friends who live in cabins like hermits, “Falco” as he likes to be called lives in the city. Out in the woods you are one person for every five square miles, but here he is one of millions! The men in black can’t sneak up on him from the safety of the woods on his own property. Nope, here he can see them coming. Plus he can cache his stuff for escape nearby without any worries of discovery. Wisely he shops at night. The area he lives is well lit and the satellites that track over cities at night use mostly infrared and the lights near the hospitals cause flares so they can’t see
Ranger Down #5
He is one of the many nameless, faceless homeless that exist in any major city. However in the few blocks around Harborview he is known as Cardboard. He is dirty, smelly and drug addicted. He is a regular customer in the ER, usually trying to get out of the cold or dry off on a wet night when the rain destroys his house. He got his name from the well thought out cardboard structure that he fashions every night on the stoop of a storefront that doesn’t open until later in the morning, long after he is gone on his daily search for cans. Once again he was turned away for trying to fake symptoms and score some drugs. This day he isn’t trying to get high, he just wants to take the edge off. How can they not understand that? Tonight he is going to teach someone a lesson. There is always a nurse or orderly who sneaks out the back for a cigarette and he is waiting. Raelene is getting off a double shift and just doesn’t have the time or energy to track down or wait for a security p
Ranger Down #6
Bravo Company had inserted by helicopter in two trips. The Arms room was open before the first troop got on one of the whirly birds. The Rangers fall under different rules and so they have rounds in the arms room. What good is a unit you can deploy anywhere in the world if they don’t have bullets for the fight. It does not take long to issue weapons and night vision and they are on their way. The other units are prepping and planning. Charlie and Delta just hope there is still a city standing when they get on line. You hate to get pumped up and not have a fight to go to. Alpha Company formed one large convoy. Mostly humvees and cargo trucks. Due to the limit of helicopters they have to drive the 50 miles into Seattle. Of course they have a place to go. One of the shipyards is empty at this time of night and gives them a good place to set up behind all the containers. There is even a nice large spot for the choppers to land for rest or refuel. By this time CW4 Lancer has woken every
Ranger Down #7
The bad news that one of their own was killed only inspires the Rangers, the news that one of them might still be alive inspires them even more. As much as they hate it Bravo Company has to stay in place securing the hospital. Now Alpha gets a chance to get its hands dirty. Some people are pulling double duty, the recon elements are being yanked from certain positions to assist with the rescue. You want your sneakiest bastards going in for the take down. Colonel Knight is waiting outside for Chong and Bell when they go rushing out. “I have a mission for you,” he says pulling Chong aside. Command Sergeant Major Roc walks up and tosses something his way. Chong catches it easily, he opens his hand to see the three stripes of a Sergeant. He is getting promoted! “We don’t have time to do this right,” Roc says, “you have proven yourself and we need you to lead a team on this. We will need a medic on scene in case our boy is injured. Are you up to it?” “Yes Sergeant Major.”
Rangers Fc Earn Spoils For Champions (mov00011.3gp) For August 29, 2007, 03:47 Pm
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Rangers V Stuttgart
Rangers v Stuttgart
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Rangers Goals (cheer Up Celtic Scum)
Rangers 3-0celtic Ft
Rangers 3-0 Celtic FT Novo 28 Ferguson 57 Novo (pen) 79 Bookings: McGregor 89 Hutton 89 Bookings: McDonald 5 Donati 25 Brown 32 Kennedy 54 McGeady 61 Jarosik 71 Naylor 89 Boruc 89 O'Dea 90 Rangers 3-0 Celtic By Thomas McGuigan Nacho Novo opened the scoring with a header Rangers overpowered Celtic to record a deserved victory in the first Old Firm game of the season. The home side were the more convincing side throughout and took the lead through Nacho Novo's 23rd minute header from Alan Hutton's cross. Celtic striker Scott McDonald was an isolated figure up front as Gordon Strachan's side lacked a cutting edge. Barry Ferguson added the second 10 minutes after the break and Novo sealed the win with a late penalty. Goalkeeper Allan McGregor and Alan Hutton were in the starting line-up for the home team despite both being forced to withdraw from Scotland duty. Walter Smith made three changes from the side beaten
Rangers Humping Tics On Sat
Rangers 3-0 Celtic Full Highlights 20/10/07
Rangers 3-0 Celtic Full Highlights 20/10/07
Rangers 0-0 Barcelona Hafe Time Mon Gers
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Rangers Vs Barcelona - Highlights - Oct 23 Champions League
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Rangers 2-0 Inverness Ct
Rangers 2-0 Inverness CT Kris Boyd put Rangers ahead within the opening minute Rangers maintained the three-point gap with Scottish Premier League leaders Celtic after a workmanlike disposal of Inverness Caledonian Thistle. Kris Boyd fired the Glasgow side into the lead from the edge of the box after just 34 seconds at Ibrox. And Boyd's replacement, Jean-Claude Darcheville, set up Carlos Cuellar to head the second after 62 minutes. Cuellar cleared a Graham Bayne effort off his own line before Darcheville crashed an attempt off the bar. Fit-again Brahim Hemdani had returned to the Rangers starting line-up in place of Kevin Thomson, who is suspended for Wednesday's Champions League trip to face Barcelona. Darcheville was only deemed fit enough to start on the bench. And fellow striker Boyd took less than a minute to justify Walter Smith's decision to retain him up front. Nacho Novo was hauled down by Stuart McCaffrey just inside the Inverness half and to
Rangers Fc Get Shine On
Rangers 0-3 Lyon Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Rangers 0-3 Lyon By Colin Moffat Sidney Govou celebrates the opening goal at Ibrox Rangers crashed out of the Champions League and into the Uefa Cup with a disappointing home defeat to Lyon. The visitors went ahead on 16 minutes when Sidney Govou was on hand to clip home from the edge of the six-yard box. Steven Whittaker made a clearance to deny Karim Benzema just seconds before Rangers' Jean-Claude Darcheville blazed over an unguarded net from five yards. Benzema punished that miss with two strikes in the closing stages before Darcheville was sent off for a stamp. Walter Smith's side have the consolation of Uefa Cup football next year but the Ibrox side will be upset not to have progressed after amassing seven points from their first three matches in Group E. Lyon knew only a victory would do and coach Alain Perrin went with three attackers in Govou, Hatem Ben Arfa and teenager star Benzema. And their attacking intent was clear when Govou scorne
Rangers Planning To Rebuild Ibrox
Rangers planning to rebuild Ibrox Last updated at 10:21am on 6th January 2008 Comments Rangers have revealed they could rebuild Ibrox in an ambitious project to increase capacity and regenerate the area around the stadium. The club may seek to expand their home to a 70,000-capacity arena, according to reports. Growing: Plans are in place to expand Ibrox Read more... Rangers home in on Spurs winger Routledge Rangers star Hutton turns down big-money move to Spurs Blackstock has high hopes for Rangers Another swoop for Hoops as Ephraim makes Rangers move Smith refutes Strachan's claims that Rangers are favourites to beat Celtic to title Unhappy return for Holloway as Rangers coast In a statement, Rangers confirmed: "The club would like to inform its fans that it is currently assessing a number of proposals for the development and regeneration around Ibrox. "At present we are analysing three strategies which would enhance the development of t
Rangers Reveal Development Plans
Rangers reveal development plans Ibrox Stadium has been the home of Rangers since 1899 Rangers have revealed a plan to redevelop Ibrox stadium, in a bold project which could make the stadium the biggest in the country. The plans would see the stadium completely rebuilt with a new capacity of 70,000, significantly increasing the club's potential revenue. The club would retain the Bill Struth main stand, which is designated as as a Category B listed building. Ibrox currently holds 51,082 fans, behind Hampden Park and Celtic Park. "The club would like to inform its fans that it is currently assessing a number of proposals for the development and regeneration around Ibrox," announced a club statement. "At present we are analysing three strategies which would enhance the development of the existing outline planning proposals for the Hinshelwood area to the south of the stadium. "One of the strategies includes the total rebuilding of Ibrox Stadium while retain
Rangers Clear Favourites
RANGERS CLEAR FAVOURITES Rangers are general 8/13 favourites to win the SPL after taking top spot with a 2-0 win over Dundee United on Saturday. Goals from Steven Naismith and Barry Ferguson sealed the win at Ibrox and, with Celtic not playing following the postponement of their game against Motherwell, it was enough to put Rangers top of the table by a point. With Walter Smith's men also having a game in hand on the Bhoys, the bookies make them clear market leaders. The most common quote is 8/13 although Ladbrokes still offer 8/11. Celtic are a general 6/5 to come out on top. Rangers have the chance to stretch their lead to seven points as they play away at St Mirren on January 8th and at Gretna on January 16th before Celtic resume their SPL programme at home to Kilmarnock on the 20th.
Rangers Fans Don't Want New Super-ibrox Renamed
Rangers Fans Don't Want New Super-Ibrox Renamed Jan 7 2008 By Chris Roberts RANGERS fans have welcomed plans to rebuild Ibrox - but reacted angrily to suggestions the name could be changed. The club are planning to demolish and rebuild their famous stadium in a sensational £700million scheme which will increase capacity to 70,000. Rangers could also give a major corporate sponsor naming rights - similar to the deal Arsenal's did with Emirates Airlines. But that news hasn't gone down well with Rangers' passionate followers. John Macmillan, General Secretary of the Rangers Supporters Association, said: "I don't know who would provide the money but I hope the stadium retains its name. "I wouldn't like to see us playing anywhere other than at Ibrox. "If you look around the country - especially down south - the people putting the money in get the stadiums named after them. "While I can understand that since companies are putting in enormous sums, it would be
Rangers Rescued
Rangers rescued By Julian Taylor Smith has revived the Light Blues since returning in January 2007 A year is a long time in football, as all connected with Rangers will testify. Last January, the Ibrox club were coping with the turbulence of Paul le Guen's shock departure, amid clashes with Barry Ferguson. A French revolution was in the air, but the former Lyon boss failed to take flight in Scotland, much to the surprise of many observers. The Glasgow club were disjointed, low in confidence and lacking purpose when Le Guen left, and chairman Sir David Murray - not a man to hesitate in a crisis - sent for his old friend, Walter Smith. Having enjoyed a successful spell with Scotland, Smith clearly saw the attraction of coming to Rangers rescue. And he appeared immune to any risks, as the man who made his reputation in leading the Light Blues to a golden nine-in-a-row era previously. From inheriting a mess at international level from Berti Vogts,
Rangers Football Club - Follow Follow
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Rangers Eye Dailly And Release Ehiogu
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Rangers 6-0 East Stirlingshire
Rangers 6-0 East Stirlingshire Boyd was on target three times as Rangers strolled to victory Rangers brushed aside Third Division East Stirlingshire to set up a Scottish Cup fifth round clash at Hibs. After a sluggish start, Lee McCulloch slipped a 24th minute shot past keeper Michael Brown and Alan Hutton finished off a one-two with Alan Gow soon after. Gow then set up Kris Boyd to slot home and the same player bagged a second close range goal before half time. McCulloch found the top corner from 20 yards and Boyd slammed in a hat-trick penalty to complete a comfortable win. East Stirlingshire never looked like grabbing a goal for their small band of fans in the 34,000 crowd but were spared a hiding at Ibrox. "I'm glad it's over," manager Gordon Wylde told BBC Sport. "It was a fantastic night for us, to play in a great stadium in front a huge crowd. "We found it difficult to cope with all of Rangers' quality, at times it seemed like they had two or th
Rangers 4-0 St Mirren
Rangers 4-0 St Mirren By Clive Lindsay Burke put Rangers into the lead Rangers eased to victory over 10-man St Mirren to stretch their lead over Celtic at the top of the SPL. But it could have been a different story had goalkeeper Allan McGregor not denied Billy Mehmet an opening goal during early Buddies dominance. Chris Burke turned in the 27th-minute opener and Will Haining's exit for two yellow cards ensured Rangers' victory. Kris Boyd fired home after 33 minutes and Steven Whittaker powered in two more either side of the break. Interview: Rangers manager Walter Smith Interview: St Mirren manager Gus MacPherson A lacklustre Rangers squandered chances to add to further add to their tally but had done enough to move seven points clear as Celtic prepare to visit Falkirk on Sunday. McGregor, Barry Ferguson and David Weir had returned to the Rangers starting line-up after the midweek Scottish Cup win over East Stirlingshire. Lee McCulloch,
Ranger Down Second Draft Part 1
This is the second draft of my Ranger Down story. It has some content changes and some errors were fixed. The doors explode open and a hurricane of activity comes screaming into the emergency room of Harborview Medical Center. The doctor who was waiting outside is getting the patient’s stats from the paramedic who is rattling off a stream of information. Theresa, the nurse, was outside on a smoke break when they came in so she really doesn’t have anything to do since there are so many hands on the young man. His hair is cropped short like he is right out of a Leave it to Beaver episode, he doesn’t look like he is old enough to drink, hell he barely looks old enough to shave. But there is something in his eyes, it is a determination. When she makes eye contact she can see his eyes pleading with her, she just isn’t sure what they are trying to say. He keeps trying to talk but only gurgles up blood, his one arm that works keeps trying to remove the oxygen mask. The paramedic pl
Ranger Down Second Draft Part 2
He is one of the many nameless, faceless homeless that exist in every major city. However in the few blocks around Harborview he is known as Cardboard. He is dirty, smelly and drug addicted. He is a regular customer in the ER, usually trying to get out of the cold or dry off on a wet night when the rain destroys his house. He got his name from the well thought out cardboard structure that he fashions every night on the stoop of a storefront that doesn’t open until later in the morning, long after he is gone on his daily search for cans. Once again he was turned away for trying to fake symptoms and score some drugs. This day he isn’t trying to get high, he just wants to take the edge off. How can they not understand that? So tonight he is going to teach someone a lesson, a lesson not soon forgotten. There is always a nurse or orderly who sneaks out the back for a cigarette and he will be waiting. Raelene is getting off a double shift and just doesn’t have the time or energy
Ranger Down Second Draft Part 3
The Rangers have the address of the place they are going to hit, and the layout. They have learned from far too many urban engagements how to play this. They take nothing for granted, they don’t underestimate their opponent, or overestimate their own prowess. This is always the worst part, putting the pieces in place. It is when they are most vulnerable and when you are least flexible to adjust the plan. None are worried, the soldiers have faith in their leaders, and the leaders have unwavering faith in their Rangers. Their friends should be back, or called in that they killed the guy in the hospital. But it has been a while and no word. Not even anything on the news. They are starting to get worried, and one again their captive is muttering to himself. “Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Ranger word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to
Rangers First Goal 20/10/07
Rangers first goal 20/10/07
Rangers Thump Celtic And Ruin Neil Lennon's Old Firm Goodbye
Rangers thump Celtic and ruin Neil Lennon's Old Firm goodbye
Rangers 1 --0 Flakirk
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Rangers 2-0 Falkirk
Rangers 2-0 Falkirk Striker Boyd's goal against Falkirk was his 15th of the season Rangers moved seven points clear at the top of the SPL with win over a well-organised Falkirk team at Ibrox. The home side struggled to circumvent a solid Bairns side early on, as Scott Arfield came close with a sweet volley. But Rangers striker Kris Boyd opened the scoring with a 22-yard free-kick midway through the first half. And as Falkirk pressed in the final stages, substitute Steven Naismith wrapped up the win with a calm finish, after robbing Darren Barr of the ball. Falkirk boss John Hughes watched on from the stand while serving a touchline ban. And the Bairns manager had clearly learned from his sides crushing 7-2 defeat the last time he took his team to Ibrox, when they were punished for a swashbuckling attacking approach. However, the 4-1-4-1 formation employed on this visit was well-organised and packed the midfield. The effect was to frustrate Rangers who,
Rangers 4-2 Gretna
Rangers 4-2 Gretna By David Sharp Naismith put Rangers on easy street with the second goal Daniel Cousin scored on his first start for a month as Rangers eased past a spirited Gretna in the SPL at Ibrox. Cousin - set to discover whether Fifa will sanction his £3m move to Fulham this week - outpaced the Gretna defence to score after 12 minutes. Steven Naismith doubled the advantage ten minutes later with a neat volley from Barry Ferguson's corner. Chris Burke sealed victory on the hour before Kenny Deuchar headed a double either side of Kris Boyd's late fourth. Interview: Gretna caretaker manager Mick Wadsworth Interview: Rangers manager Walter Smith Cousin wasted no time in making an impact on his return to the starting line-up. He pounced on a Ferguson header after 12 minutes, raced free of the Gretna defence and cooly rounded goalkeeper Greg Fleming to give Rangers an early lead. Ten minutes later, Ferguson's corner found Naismith unmarked
Rangers 3-1 Aberdeen
Rangers 3-1 Aberdeen By David Sharp Christian Dailly scored his first goal for Rangers to level the scores Rangers maintained their four-point advantage over Celtic at the top of the SPL when they fought back from a goal down to defeat Aberdeen at Ibrox. The hosts started brightly but Aberdeen were dangerous on the counter-attack and Steve Lovell's 28th minute header gave the Dons a deserved lead. Christian Dailly levelled the scores ten minutes later with a neat volley. Adam's header put Rangers ahead after 50 minutes and Kris Boyd followed up his own saved penalty to seal victory. Interview: Rangers manager Walter Smith Interview: Aberdeen manager Jimmy Calderwood Rangers began where they left off after the midweek thrashing of Hearts - in menacing fashion. Kris Boyd, a last-minute replacement for Jean-Claude Darcheville who pulled up injured in the pre-match warm-up, should have done better when he found space in the Aberdeen box. But a
Rangers 2-0 Werder Bremen
Rangers 2-0 Werder Bremen By Colin Moffat Cousin jumps for joy after giving Rangers the lead at Ibrox Rangers will take a healthy Uefa Cup lead to Germany after a night to forget for Werder Bremen goalkeeper Tim Wiese. The keeper pushed a swerving, 35-yard shot from Daniel Cousin into his own net at the end of the first half. And Steven Davis capitalised on another Wiese error early in the second half, knocking the ball home after Cousin's strike was pushed into his path. Rangers substitute Lee McCulloch missed a great late chance when he was tackled just a few yards from an empty goal. Highlights: Rangers v Werder Bremen Interview: Rangers captain Barry Ferguson Interview: Rangers manager Walter Smith Ibrox manager Walter Smith once again opted for a cautious approach, fielding Cousin as a lone striker and using Christian Dailly and Brahim Hemdani as a double midfield anchor. The tactics paid off handsomely, with Bremen seldom troubling t
Rangers V Hibernian (sun)
Rangers v Hibernian (Sun) Neil Alexander will make his first start in goal for Rangers in Sunday's Scottish Cup fifth-round replay. Allan McGregor is suspended after being sent off in the 0-0 draw at Easter Road, while striker Jean-Claude Darcheville is an injury doubt. Hibs duo Colin Nish and Martin Canning are cup-tied but captain Rob Jones returns from injury. Dean Shiels, Guillaume Beuzelin and goalkeeper Yves Ma-Kalambay aim to shake off knocks in time to feature. Interview: Hibs striker Steven Fletcher Abdessalam Benjelloun returns from a lengthy lay-off and Clayton Donaldson is hoping for a rare appearance, with Nish ruled out. "Even if the gaffer brings in Benji or goes with one up front we've got some good goalscorers in midfield so we'll still be capable of getting goals," said Hibs' top-scorer Steven Fletcher. Rangers stretched their unbeaten run to 19 games with a win over Werder Bremen on Thursday but Hibs can take heart from a league vic
Rangers - Werder 2:0 (wiese Patzer Bei Den Toren)
Rangers - Werder 2:0 (Wiese Patzer bei den Toren)
Rangers - Helicopter Sunday - The Remake
Rangers - Helicopter Sunday - The Remake
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Rangers Fans Roar For Victory & Lift The Roof Off Hampden
Rangers fans roar for victory & lift the roof off Hampden
Rangers 1-0 Hibernian
Rangers 1-0 Hibernian Chris Burke fired Rangers in front at Ibrox Rangers progressed to a Scottish Cup clash against Partick Thistle thanks to a Chris Burke strike against Hibernian in the fifth-round Ibrox replay. Both teams had early chances but Burke broke the deadlock in 39 minutes, rifling into the corner of the net. With Hibs chasing an equaliser, Rangers substitute Nacho Novo was red-carded in the 79th minute following a reckless lunge on Thierry Gathuessi. Hibs rallied in the final minutes but failed to trouble Neil Alexander. Rangers boss Walter Smith was sent to the stand in the furore which sprung from Novo's ordering off, but the Light Blues held their nerve to keep their four-pronged trophy chase alive. Smith made six changes from the side which defeated Werder Bremen in the Uefa Cup for the visit of the Edinburgh club. Goalkeeper Allan McGregor was suspended and was replaced by Alexander, who made his Ibrox debut. Kevin Thomson, Burke, St
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Rangers Face Sporting In Uefa Cup
Rangers face Sporting in Uefa Cup Rangers will face Sporting Lisbon in the quarter-finals of the Uefa Cup. Should Walter Smith's side progress at the expense of the Portuguese they would face PSV Eindhoven or Fiorentina for a place in the final. The first leg of the quarter-final will take place at Ibrox on Thursday 24 April, with the return leg in Lisbon on 1 May. The Ibrox club secured their place in the last eight after defeating German outfit Werder Bremen 2-1 on aggregate. Speaking before the draw was made in Nyon, Smith said his side would have to be at their best to make further progress in the tournament. In the other quarter-final ties, Bayer Leverkusen take on FC Zenit St Petersburg, Bayern Munich face Getafe and Fiorentina versus PSV Eindhoven.
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Rangers V Celtic
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Rangers 2 Dundee Utd 2 - Cis Final 16/03/08 - Winning Pen
Rangers 2 Dundee Utd 2 - CIS Final 16/03/08 - Winning Pen
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Rangers 1 GKS Katowice 0 - UEFA Cup 1st Rnd 1st Leg 1988 Rangers 3 Gornik Zabrze 1 - EC Rnd 2 - 1st leg 1987 Paris SG 0 Rangers 0 Uefa Cup 3rd Rnd 2nd Leg 2001 - Match The Bears in Bremen RANGERS FC: ROAD TO THE CUP MANCHESTER (MOV00027.3gp) Rangers Football Club Rangers FC follow follow song
Rangers 2-1 Hibernian
Rangers 2-1 Hibernian By Colin Moffat Rangers had to work hard for the three points SPL leaders Rangers overcame Hibs at Ibrox thanks to goals from Jean-Claude Darcheville and Nacho Novo. After a sluggish start, Darcheville smashed an impressive shot high into the far corner of the net from an acute angle on 40 minutes. Substitute Nacho Novo later capitalised on a Chris Hogg mistake to drill in a sharp finish from 14 yards. Hibs lacked a cutting edge in attack until Dean Shiels found the net after his initial effort had hit the bar. Interview: Rangers manager Walter Smith Interview: Hibs manager Mixu Paatelainen Rangers are now six points clear of Celtic, who play Gretna on Sunday. Home manager Walter Smith made five changes from the Scottish Cup draw against Partick Thistle, with Barry Ferguson, David Weir, Sasa Papac, Lee McCulloch and Darcheville returning. Hibs made two changes following last week's win over Kilmarnock. Out went Paul
Rangers Winning The Cis Cup 2008
Rangers winning the CIS Cup 2008
Rangers 1-0 Celtic
Rangers 1-0 Celtic By David Sharp The outstanding Kevin Thomson scored the crucial winning goal Kevin Thomson picked an opportune moment to score his first goal for Rangers as they went six points clear of Celtic at the top of the SPL. Celtic settled first and Scott Brown squandered two superb chances when his control deserted him in the box. On 44 minutes, Thomson played a clever one-two with Jean-Claude Darcheville before tucking the ball under Artur Boruc to give the home side the lead. Allan McGregor made a terrific save from Andreas Hinkel's goal-bound drive. Interview: Rangers manager Walter Smith Interview: Celtic manager Gordon Strachan McGregor, Barry Ferguson, Christian Dailly and Lee McCulloch all returned from injury after missing Scotland's friendly against Croatia in midweek. Frenchman Jean-Claude Darcheville made his Old Firm debut as the lone striker. But his striking counterpart Scott McDonald was left on the bench by Ce
Rangers - Celtic, Scotland Premier League 29 March 2008
Rangers - Celtic, Scotland Premier League 29 march 2008
Rangers V Celtic: We Shall Not Be Moved! (29th March 2008)
Rangers v Celtic: WE SHALL NOT BE MOVED! (29th March 2008) Ugo amazing goal
Rangers Fixtures
Fixtures Wednesday, 16 April 2008 Clydesdale Bank Premier League Celtic v Rangers, 19:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sunday, 20 April 2008 Scottish Cup St Johnstone v Rangers, SF, 15:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thursday, 24 April 2008 UEFA Cup Rangers v Fiorentina, SF, L1, 19:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thursday, 01 May 2008 UEFA Cup Fiorentina v Rangers, SF, L2, 19:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sunday, 04 May 2008 Clydesdale Bank Premier League Hibernian v Rangers, 14:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wednesday, 07 May 2008 Clydesdale Bank Premier League Rangers v Motherwell, 19:45 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday
Rangers Land Spl Awards Hat-trick
Rangers land SPL awards hat-trick Walter Smith and Carlos Cuellar picked up awards for Rangers Rangers have scooped three honours in the inaugural Clydesdale Bank Premier League Awards in Glasgow. Walter Smith was named Manager of the Season, while Ibrox defender Carlos Cuellar was presented with the Player of the Season award. Celtic's Aiden McGeady won Young Player of the Season and Dundee United's Willo Flood picked up Goal of the Season for his December strike against St Mirren. Rangers were also presented with the Best Matchday Hospitality award. In his first full season since returning to Rangers last January, Smith helped steer Rangers to a CIS Cup Final triumph and has kept the club at the top of the Scottish Premier League with eight games remaining. Earlier in the season, Smith picked up three Manager of the Month awards while maintaining fruitful runs in the Uefa Cup and Scottish Cup. Cuellar arrived in Glasgow from Spanish club Osasuna last s
Rangers 0-0 Fiorentina
Rangers 0-0 Fiorentina By Jonathan Stevenson Pazzini (left) is denied by Cuellar's block tackle at Ibrox Rangers held Italian side Fiorentina to a goalless draw in the first leg of their Uefa Cup semi-final at Ibrox. The visitors dominated possession for long periods but struggled to create clear-cut chances as Rangers held firm. Martin Jorgensen fired straight at Neil Alexander in the Gers goal before Nacho Novo chipped over from 40 yards as Rangers improved in the second half. Adrian Mutu had a 30-yard effort saved late on and the teams will now meet in the second leg in Florence on 1 May. The Scottish champions may have been on the back foot for much of the game, but, as in the quarter-final with Sporting Lisbon, they will be pleased to have prevented their opponents from scoring an away goal. Rangers, with such a fine away record in Europe this season, played like the away side for much of the contest as they sat back and let the Italians play.
Rangers 3-1 Dundee Utd
Rangers 3-1 Dundee Utd By Thomas McGuigan Novo punished United with some razor sharp finishing Rangers moved to within a point of league leaders Celtic with a game in hand following a controversial victory over Dundee United. Nacho Novo calmed early Rangers nerves in the seventh minute when he headed home Kevin Thomson's free-kick. The Spaniard doubled Rangers' lead soon after with a superb volley. United had a goal wrongly chalked-off for offside and were denied a penalty before Mark De Vries pulled on back. Jean-Claude Darcheville sealed the win. Rangers knew victory at Ibrox would put them to within one point of league leaders Celtic with a game in hand, while United still had designs on third spot. Noel Hunt spurned a great chance after five minutes when he headed wide from Michael Kovacevic's cross. Novo punished United moments later when he headed home Thomson's free-kick with the visitors' defence posted missing. The Spaniard doubl
Rangers - The Road To Manchester 2008
Rangers - The Road to Manchester 2008
Rangers V Spl And Zenit St Petersburg
Rangers V SPL And Zenit St Petersburg
Rangers 3 - Dundee Utd 1 (10/05/2008)
Rangers 3 - Dundee Utd 1 (10/05/2008)
Rangers 3 - Dundee Utd 1 (10/05/2008)
Rangers 3 - Dundee Utd 1 (10/05/2008)
Rangers Convoy Hits Road To Final
Rangers convoy hits road to final Stevie prepares to lead off the convoy in his brightly-decorated Jeep In pictures: The Rangers exodus The land invasion of Manchester got under way as hundreds of Rangers fans joined a colourful convoy of cars and vans heading for the Uefa Cup Final. More than 100 vehicles decorated with balloons, flags and scarves set off from Ibrox at 1000 GMT. The convoy drove through the centre of Glasgow before snaking its way south towards Manchester. Many fans had travelled from across the world to join the party despite not having tickets for the match. The convoy had been organised through the Follow Follow supporters' website by a 41-year-old fan who gave his name only as Stevie. He led off the procession in a black Jeep that had been covered from bonnet to boot in Rangers colours. Music blared out from its stereo while the huge crowd that had gathered to enjoy the carnival atmosphere outside the stadium cheered and waved
Rangers Vs. Zenit - Preview - Uefa Cup Final
Rangers vs. Zenit - Preview - UEFA Cup Final
Rangers Probe Infiltrator Claims
Rangers probe infiltrator claims Bain says many of the fans have no connection with Rangers Rangers believe the trouble in Manchester city centre which marred the Uefa Cup final involved people with no history of following the club. Hundreds of fans turned violent when a big screen showing the match in the city's Piccadilly Gardens broke down. "We've been informed that those scenes were caused by fans who don't normally attach themselves to our support," said Rangers chief executive Martin Bain. "We have to identify anybody that was responsible for the acts of violence." Fifteen officers were injured, as well as a police dog, and 42 arrests were made as riot police and supporters fought running battles. One Zenit St Petersburg fan was stabbed, but his injuries are not life-threatening. "Unfortunately a screen went down in the centre of Manchester without maybe a separate feed coming in as back-up, and it has obviously been the catalyst for some incident,
Rangers Supporters Bouncy Uefa Cup Final
Rangers supporters bouncy UEFA Cup final
Rangers Charlie Adam Fantastic Freekick Embarrasses Boruc
Rangers Charlie Adam fantastic freekick embarrasses Boruc
Rangers Waiting On European Draw
Rangers waiting on European draw Rangers were losing finalists in last season's Uefa Cup Rangers are among four British and Irish clubs in the hat for Tuesday's draw for the early qualifying rounds of next season's Champions League. The draw for the first and second rounds will take place at 1100 BST. Wales' Llanelli AFC, Northern Ireland's Linfield FC and Drogheda United from the Republic are also in the draw. Linfield, Llanelli and Drogheda all start the tournament in the first qualifying round but Rangers do not come in until the second round. Rangers boss Walter Smith said his players were already well into the swing of pre-season training with the vital qualifying matches on the horizon. "Our pre-season is very similar to last year and we felt that was an excellent preparation," Smith told the club website. "A couple of weeks of training supplies the running and the hard work that has to be done. "We'll then play our three friendlies abroad and
Rangers Learn European Opponents
Rangers learn European opponents Rangers were losing finalists in last season's Uefa Cup Rangers will face either Andorra's Santa Coloma or FKB Kaunas of Lithuania in the Champions League second qualifying round in July and August. Northern Ireland's Linfield face a tough first qualifying round test with Dinamo Zabreb of Croatia next month. Welsh side Llanelli have been paired with Latvian outfit Ventspils. Drogheda United from the Republic of Ireland are also involved in the competition and have been handed a tie with Estonian side Levadia. Rangers, who reached the final of the Uefa Cup last season, are in the batch of third seeds for the Champions League. Walter Smith's side are at home in the first leg of their second qualifying round, which is set to be played on 29/30 July, while the return tie is scheduled for 5/6 August. The first qualifying round matches are set to be played during the weeks of 17 and 25 July. Rangers' opponents, Kaunas, have
Rangers Fc - The F Word - 29/07/08
Rangers FC - The F Word - 29/07/08
Rangers Transfer In And Outs 2008
So the summer 2008 transfer window has finally slammed shut. There was no surprises for Rangers, so your tired editor will now summarise Rangers ins and outs. Transfers In Rangers wasted no time in bringing in some new blood, and signed four new players as early as June. Walter Smith clearly felt that he needed some more fire power, and brought in Kenny Miller from Derby, Kyle Lafferty from Burnley and Andrius Velicka from Viking Stavanger. He also made the transfer of Andy Webster from Wigan a permanent deal. July was a quieter month for Rangers as they concentrated on preparing for the new season. The only player to come in during July was Madjid Bougherra who was signed from Charlton Athletic of the English Championship. After Rangers crashed out of Europe in early August, it was clear that Rangers needed to make some major signings, especially in midfield, and Walter Smith did exactly that by bringing in FOUR midfielders. The four to come in were Aaron from Valencia in
Rangers Fc-2 Killie-1 Boyd Is The Hero (mov00276.3gp)
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Rangers 2-1 Motherwell
Rangers 2-1 Motherwell Highlights on BBC Sport website from midnight Sunday and on Monday's Sportscene, BBC One Scotland @ 2235 BST By Keir Murray Rangers players celebrate Steve Davis' opening goal at Ibrox Second-half goals by Steve Davis and Nacho Novo extended Rangers' home record to 21 matches undefeated. Motherwell started with three strikers but generally failed to create enough chances from which they could profit. In 57 minutes Kris Boyd rose to flick on a long ball into the path of Kenny Miller, who passed to the advancing Davis to shoot past Graeme Smith. Substitute Novo bundled the ball over with 15 minutes to go and Well's David Clarkson grabbed a late consolation. Motherwell made the short trip from Lanarkshire having lost narrowly away to Nancy in the Uefa Cup on Thursday. The hero for the Claret and Amber then was keeper Smith and the highlight of the first half was his save from Miller on 32 minutes. Kirk Broadfoot, operatin
Rangers 5-0 Inverness Ct
Rangers 5-0 Inverness CT Boyd's hat-trick came in the space of 14 minutes Kris Boyd's hat-trick helped Rangers record a convincing win over Inverness Caledonian Thistle at Ibrox. Nacho Novo shot the home side in front before Boyd found the net from Kenny Miller's pass after 14 minutes. Boyd struck again with a cool finish and completed his hat-trick from the penalty spot on 28 minutes after a the lively Miller had been tripped. Miller got Rangers' fifth before half-time with a superbly taken deflected volley from Novo's teasing centre. The win takes Rangers to the top of the table on goal difference from Celtic, with their Old Firm rivals visiting Tynecastle on Sunday. The visitors were the first to threaten when Don Cowie's free-kick was gathered by goalkeeper Allan McGregor at the second attempt. Rangers made the breakthrough in the seventh minute when Boyd's free-kick shot was spilled by Inverness goalkeeper Michael Fraser into the path of Novo, who s
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Rangers 7-1 Hamilton Accies
Rangers 7-1 Hamilton Accies By Andy Campbell Boyd's treble took his season's goal tally to 16 Rangers hammered visitors Hamilton to reduce Celtic's lead at the top of the SPL table to four points. Kenny Miller cancelled out James McArthur's opener for Accies and Kris Boyd fired Rangers ahead on 28 minutes. Martin Canning was sent off for a trip on Boyd, who converted the resultant penalty before netting his third in the 62nd minute. Substitutes Kyle Lafferty and Nacho Novo put Rangers further ahead and Steven Davis fired in a late seventh. Hamilton were in front with their first attack as Rangers goalkeeper Allan McGregor failed to claim Chris Swailes' high cross and McArthur lobbed the ball over the retreating Madjid Bougherra and into the net. The home side levelled when Steven Whittaker's cross to Barry Ferguson was cleared to the edge of the box and Miller hammered home with a first-time shot. Accies ventured forward again and almost regained
Rangers V St Mirren
Rangers v St Mirren Venue: Hampden Park Date: Saturday 25 April Kick-off: 1215 BST Coverage: BBC Radio Scotland & BBC Sport website. Highlights on BBC One Scotland on Saturday at 2230 BST.   Rangers captain Barry Ferguson misses the Scottish Cup semi-final after suffering a calf injury last week. Defender Sasa Papac is suspended and Lee McCulloch, Kirk Broadfoot, Kyle Lafferty and Kevin Thomson are out. St Mirren striker Billy Mehmet will be given a late fitness test as he struggles with a hamstring injury. John Potter returns from a ban but Steven Robb, Stephen O'Donnell, Franco Miranda, Chris Smith and Tom Brighton all miss out for the clash at Hampden. Rangers (from): Alexander, Whittaker, Weir, Bougherra, Naismith, Davis, Edu, Mendes, Boyd, Velicka, Novo, McGregor, Miller, Aaron, Fleck, Wilson, S Smith, Dailly. St Mirren (from): Howard, Ross, Camara, Cuthbert, Potter, Haining, McGinn, Thomson, Dorman, Murray, Dargo, Mason, Brady, Hamilton,
Rangers 3-0 St Mirren
Page last updated at 13:09 GMT, Saturday, 25 April 2009 14:09 UK E-mail this to a friend Printable version Rangers 3-0 St Mirren By Andy Campbell Boyd celebrates reaches a century of goals for Rangers Rangers progressed to the final of the Homecoming Scottish Cup with a comfortable win over St Mirren. Andrius Velicka gave the holders a second-minute lead with a close-range finish past goalkeeper Mark Howard. Saints threatened an equaliser through Steven Thomson's strike but keeper Neil Alexander saved well. Kris Boyd's 100th Rangers goal stretched the Ibrox club's lead in the 66th minute and Kenny Miller's volley four minutes later sealed victory. Falkirk or Dunfermline await Rangers in the final, which takes place on 30 May. Rangers went in front with their first serious advance at a sun-drenched Hampden as Steven Davis mounted an attack down the inside-right channel. The Northern Ireland midfie
Rangers 1972: Domestic Failures To European Heroes
  Rangers 1972: Domestic Failures to European Heroes February 8, 2008 · By Editor · Filed Under Europe, Features, Legends, Rangers   THE ROAD TO BARCELONA In the long and distinguished history of Rangers their biggest triumph probably came in the European Cup Winners Cup of 1972. In a period where Celtic were dominating Scottish football and had reached two European Cup Finals in four years, Rangers were trailing behind without a trace. In 1967, the same year of Celtic's legendary European Cup Win in Lisbon, the Cup Winners Cup offered Rangers salvation as they reached the final in Nuremberg which took place a week after Celtic's victory in Lisbon. However, in a tight match, Rangers cruelly lost a goal in extra time after a 0-0 draw in 90 minutes, Bayern's Franz Roth the scorer and they had yet again lost at the final hurdle of this competition for a second time. By the time the 1971/1972 season had come about thing were not going a lot better for Rangers as Celtic had
Rangers 2-0 Hearts
Rangers 2-0 Hearts By Thomas McGuigan Andrius Velicka fired Rangers in front to ease the Ibrox fans' nerves Rangers moved to within a point of Scottish Premier League leaders Celtic with a comfortable win over a toothless Hearts side at Ibrox. Kris Boyd hit the bar with a clever lob before Andrius Velicka drilled the hosts in front just before the break with his fourth goal in as many games. Tricky winger Andrew Driver was the sole danger within the Hearts ranks. Boyd's 30th goal of the season sealed the points as Rangers narrowed the gap ahead of next weekend's Old Firm derby. Mike Tullberg almost gave Hearts the lead within three minutes after Driver's menacing run and cross but his shot from the edge of the area was well saved by Neil Alexander. But after that early chance, the opening 25 minutes was fairly low key with neither side willing to commit too many men forward. Rangers were struggling to create anything of note for strik
Rangers 1-0 Celtic
  Rangers 1-0 Celtic   By David McDaid Davis' first Old Firm goal was enough for a Rangers win Rangers took a two-point advantage in the SPL title race with three games to play thanks to Steven Davis' derby winner over Celtic at Ibrox. As the game was settling after a hectic start Kenny Miller crossed for Davis to score from close range on 37 minutes. Davis then stopped an equaliser before the break by clearing Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink's header off the line. Celtic had the better of the second half, but Rangers' Kris Boyd was superbly denied by keeper Artur Boruc. The visitors began the match with a one-point advantage at the top of the table. But, despite the stakes in terms of the title race, neither side showed signs of apprehension in the early stages as play raged around the slick Ibrox pitch at an astonishing pace. The commitment from both teams was exemplified by Nakamura, Pedro Mendes and Vennegoor of Hesselink tracking back to unfamiliar
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Rangers Get Swept Over The Falls In Niagara As Icedogs Win 3-1
The Kitchener Rangers fell to the Niagara IceDogs 3-1 at the Gatorade Garden City Complex on Saturday night. Cody Sol scored the lone goal for the Rangers as the teams split their weekend home-and-home series. The first period was scoreless until Sol put the Rangers on the board with a minute and a half to play on a big shot from the blue line that beat Niagara goalie Christopher Festarini.burberry outlet cheap The power play goal was the veteran defenseman’s second tally of the season and was assisted by Radek Faska and Andrew Crescenzi. Faksa and Crescenzi are both riding six game point-scoring streaks, with ten and six points respectively during that stretch. The IceDogs responded 12 seconds later, when David Pacan caught a cross-crease pass from Alex Friesen and buried it past Kitchener starter John Gibson. Captain Andrew Agozzino also picked up a helper on the play. Pacan’s tenth goal makes him the second Niagara player to hit double digits this season. The IceDogs
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Ran Into Card Is Too Early To Talk About Mobile Platform Alternative Theory
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Rank My Stahes N Pics
rankmy stahes n pics and i will do the same to your stuff :D...
So I was just doing my own thing today.. which was pretty much half the day nothing and half running aorund. Anyway.. once ina while I somehow manage to rank, but it's like around 500 or something like that. Today I ranked 128. Now I really don't care about that ranking stuff, but I thought WOW that's pretty cool, how did that happen. Well, I went to bed tonaight, just happen to wake up, went tp bed too early I guess, and saw I managed 104. I must have been busy on here today. I got that ran out of pic rates messege. Wow. Bought me another blast for the hell of it since my current one expires today on my BDay of all things. Sad thing about all of this is..lmao.. I have no
Rankings Suck
Ok so my cousin and I decide we were going to play some ranked matches on Halo 3. So we start playing and we come to the conclusion we are so good we were going to beat the other team we were playin. So everything starts off good then we start to notice that me and him are doing the majority of the killin. Once we realize that the game ends and we lose 50-49. That is when I realized that your rank in halo doesn't matter because my team had a higher rank but 2 people just couldn't pull there weight. So now I am forced to second guess myself after that loss. And it sux!! If you have Halo 3 and you want to see the video just ask and I will show it to you. if you ask nicely.
So today I am ranked #318....i really have no idea how that happens and i certainly know it's not THAT big a deal! but it seemed pretty cool to me!!
Ranking System
Fire Department Ranks Chief Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Gives policy to God. Deputy Chief Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine Is just as fast as a speeding bullet Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God. Assistant Chief Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Is faster than a speeding BB Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Talks with God if special request is approved. Battalion Chief Barely clears a Quonset hut Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive Can fire a speeding bullet Swims well Is occasionally addressed by God. District Chief Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury Dog paddles Talks to animals Captain Runs into build
Ok so there ia a really awesome woman on this site. Her ranking has slipped alittle (don't know why) and she needs some luv. stop by and look over her sexy pics and give her some luv. Her name is easyontheeyz and fellas the name holds true. And you ladies you know you want to check her out to. Thanks.
1. General 2. Lieutenant General 3. Major General 4. Brigadier General 5. Colonel 6. Lieutenant Colonel 7. Major 8. First Lieutenant 9. Second Lieutenant 10. SERGEANT FIRST CLASS
Owner 1. General 2. Lieutenant General 3. Major General 4. Brigadier General 5. Colonel 6. Lieutenant Colonel 7. Major 8. First Lieutenant 9. Second Lieutenant 10. SERGEANT FIRST CLASS
Rank, I Has It!
Wow, I actually have a rank today! This is exciting!!!
Rank Descriptions
Those names in red are in danger of losing their rank if they do not become active. Those in blue are being challenged and those in yellow are currently being investigated, undergoing trial or are in danger of demotion. Legends: ---- & ---- Alpha Male: ---- Alpha Female: ---- Sub-Alphas: ---- Alpha Heirs: ---- Head Pup: ---- Guardian: ---- Beta Male: ---- Beta Female: ---- Gamma Male: ---- Gamma Female: ---- Delta Male: ---- Delta Female: ---- Epsilon Male: ---- Epsilon Female: ---- Zeta Male:---- Zeta Female: ---- Kappa Male: ---- Kappa Female: ---- Warriors: ----, ----, ----, ---- Hunters: ----, ----, ----, ---- Healers: ----, ----, ----, ---- Omega: ---- Rank Descriptions Alphas: [1 of each gender] The main leaders of the pack. They are both mates, and can do near enough anything. Alphas are the only ones that can promote and demote members. They are also the only ones that may declare war, raids or make alliances and enemies. They are the ones that m
Rank Me Please My Midget
Rank 10s And U Will Get Ponits Like U Had 11s... this profile its so cool rank pics 10 and get more ponits as u have a vip , somehow when u rank a pic on this profile it truns it to a 11 rank and u get more ponits come by and see...
fubar Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 profile ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425,000 Bolded nickname 21 Fubarlord 750,000 Up to 1500 profile ratings 22 Henchman 1,500,000 Up to 500 bul
Ranked With Some Bling!
HEY! Have you missed me? Well I missed you! I am trying to come around more since I miss you all so much! I even got ranked today! Woop Woop! They said I was addicted to this....I guess they were right! Come by and say hello to me! Rates are greatly appreciated as I am close to leveling! There may even be a few suprises for those that help me level! (wink wink) Mz.ǵ££êÐ Ðê§ïrê™ Your Future Ex Gf Much Love from Kiri!
This is the first time I've logged on today (yay my baby is home!!) & this is my rank: Today's Rank: #596 Higher than yesterday. I should stay offline more often LOL.
Ranking..say What?
Today's Rank: #611
Today's Rank:#791
11-01-10 Rank
Today's rank #314 woohoo!!
Ranking Is Bs
can some one tell me what the fuck is up with the fubar ranking bs yesterday i dropped my rank and i had over 800 likes today i had close to 1000 and yet im dropped again!!!! this is getting to be some  bull shit. now i know this sight has their fucking favorites, they only want the ones to rank that they want. what is the point of setting here for hours at a time, doing likes rates page comments ect ect when  no matter what you do you cant pull ahead. as i said they got their favorites
This Wednesday will be my last day for trying for daily and weekly ranking. I'm retiring from the ranking world. I have met all my goals with ranking, achieving #1 Lifetime and obtaining 10 million rates, and I no longer find ranking fun. I am stepping down to let others achieve the top spot. I'll still run bling, but when I want to. I want to thank everyone who have been so kind to me and helped me along the way, you're the reason I met my goals, plain and simple, and I am very grateful to you. With the end of my ranking career, I'll leave a bit of advice to anyone looking to get into the ranking game. Treat people how you want to be treated. The color of your name NEVER makes you better than anyone else. Never forget how it was before you started running bling, when no one would rate you and it made you happy that someone actually visited your page and try to always do the same for others on this site. Always make time to chat with someone who is looking for a k
Ranking Of My Family Here In Fubar~
I Do Care about each and every person in my fu-family~ With That being said...I have opted to not number my closer fam members anymore...Not as a slight to them in anyway..Its Just not fair to number arent a number..your my Family and all of you have been loving and supportive to me each and everyday.. My Number 1 spot will always be for my Fu-Hubby. I have elected to give numbered spots to those who are running AB blings God Modes..Famps ect ect to make it easier for those who come to my page to go to theirs and show the fu-love... I do put it in my status who is running what also to give any fu-support I can..Fu-Fam or not. You all are very special to me and I carry you all close to my heart Everyday A Particular number doesnt show that Love...I do!   Always Have...always matter where your pic may be on my page :)   Much Love and Big Hugz~   Live Laugh and Most Of all LOVE~   ~Ragdoll~
Ranking And Leveling
Ok let me start out by saying ty to my wonderful family, including my perm boosters, I would have never have gotten this far in the game with out your help, and hard work and dedication iv felt so honored knowing that you have cared enough to work as a team to get me to my goals of top ten and even pushing me further too #1 truly from the bottom of my heart ty all so very much, My real reason for writing this blog is that it has come to my attention that if you are not a level 57 ranker you should step down from the ranking game, ok for one I agree if your already at your 58,59 level yes it would be the right thing to do and help out, their has been a few people not naming names, that cant keep my name out of there shout boxes or referring me to a (NEW BREED OF RED) in some specific blogs, that they feel me at level 56, and on the verge of 57 should stop ranking and fall off the grid, but before you people talk your smack and say your insulted by my family members still running me, you
Ranking -- Lets Think About This
Ok I have been thinking about this and reading what everyone is saying. There is something that EVERYONE needs to realize about those REDS and the Powerhouses that are running famps all the time. You guys trying for ranking dont want them to stop running. You should want to be in those families. Those of us that are running famps three or more times a week are the ones you want on your side. Ask yourself this...if those who are doing all the famping (REDS and Powerhouses) stop running, where are you going to get your rates from? Your bitting the hand that feeds you!! Those of you that have commented on this blog that have already been RED once if not more should agree with me on this. You know the rating game and how it works. Think about it! Stop trying to screw other people and play the game the way it was intended to be played. Everyone knows what runs this site and sure is not everyone giving someone something for nothing! Learn to work it. If you want tips on how to make it to the
Ran My First Marathon Today...
As you can see from some of my pics, back in the day I was a lean, mean running machine. Mostly my teenage years, from 13-18, I was known for my dedication and success from running. Fast-forward to present. Well, now I'm 38 and approaching the big 40 quickly. I decided last yeah (April) that I wanted to make a statement to myself and to the world that I still have the spirit and the heart of a champion. Tipping the scales at about 248 pounds, I made the commitment to get a great body back. You can never lose with that accomplishment, because it's good over-all for your life. I began to run. I ran like crazy. My working out was already familiar from my early days as a lad. I quickly started shedding the pounds... 240, 232, 225 (was stuck in my 220's for a bit), 215, then I reached 207. By July, YES 3-4 months, I was looking lean and getting the attention because of it. It was last summer when I decided to run the Los Angeles marathon to put an exclamation point on my renewed
Ran Out Of Comment Ability
I ran out of comment ability and My kids are in third place right now.. and only 250 points behind being second place.. plz stop by and leave a few comments :)
Ran Out Of Comments
Im in this contest and have ran out of photo comments for the dat. Could you all out there stop by and give me a hand. This is my first contest and right now im about 620 points ahead. I coould use as much help as I can. Here is the link to my pic for the contest.Just click on the pic it will take you staight to my contest pic ome help me out in this cont Thank all of Fubar and my friends and family so far you've done a wonderful job
Ransom Money
There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local par, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 am, signed The Blonde. She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note.... Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!
Ransom Note.
Yes, I actually ransomed Mojo Jojo to the boys. Joe negotiated. Rather than the forty thousand dollars, he sent crayons, which worked for me, as I wasn't willing to bend on the two coloring books. Since he met my demands, I actually had a two foot tall Mojo Jojo delivered to him.
Ransomed Shell
*Crying big tears* My lovely pink shell is being held hostage. I need 25,000 comments to get it back. Help me with the ransom?!? All help is greatly appreciated. After all, I'm feeling naked!!! Click me and leave love. Much love, hugs and kisses to all my friends!!! Don't forget to share a :D with someone today! Thanx!!! Here's what I used to look like (boo hoo *sniffle sniffle*)...
Ransom Vannah...the Truth Behind The Accident In Episode 1
BAFFALO WALDO... Well today we have a new update on our new casting star Vannah Shiddon. NANCY- Good evening this is Nancy Zucks. NEIL- And i am neil N. Bobbin NANCY- Today we have a shocking story ,police found a ransom note from a kidnapper who has taken Vannah against her will. who is Vannah Shiddon, she is americas newest hero for the A.U.A.D. SERIES. The nabber said they want a million dollars,and a can of Lishous. Detective Tracy asked why the Lishous cuz that is a soda thats soda-lishous. have A good evening for i am Nancy Zucks NEIL- and i am Neil N.Bobbins This commercial is brought to you by... LISHIOUS- its a soda that taste soda lishious With 8 different flavors that makes your mouth water -Grape and tomatoes -Strawberry and carrots -Pineapple and ham -Yams -Gasoline -Licorish -Garlic -Liver and onions Mmmmm mmm mmm mouth watering Ok well we are back to the main subject. The kidnapper left a number for police to call but wer
Rant #1: Double Standards.
Ok, this is my first official LC exclusive rant. Exclusive meaning that I am a member of more than one site, but this site alone will get this rant. Don't you notice that life is filled with double standards? It's fucked up... it really is. Think about it like this. A girl wants to get with a guy who is hot, has a ton of friends, awesome clothes, big dick, etc. etc. etc. It's because "they got standards"... However, when a guy wants the same thing with a woman (replace dick with tits) he is considered a shallow prick. A woman once said "Ohh, you're a lying sack of shit. I'm not like that. I like a man for whats on the inside" blah blah blah... Bullshit. It's fucking bullshit, and I'll tell you why. Like any self respecting human being, you're not going to be turned on by some fat fuck with a prick the size of my pinky finger. You're not going to get turned on by someone with a busted face. You're not gonna wanna fuck someone who dresses like shit, so why would any self respecting ma
Rant #2: Nipslips
You ever go to those sites that have celeb nipslips? Well, I went to one of them last night and they were like "OMFG!!!! Trish Stratus NIPSLIPS HERE!!!" and shit. So, I clicked on it and what did I find? Sure, I found a nipslip. A whole 1/39375473658326258365926587th of the nipple was showing. Now, don't you find this pointless? I mean, some fucktard desided to make a site showing that little of a nipple. I find this a fucking waste of bandwidth and cyberspace. Fuck, why don't those fuckers make a site on clevage? I mean, it's just as arousing and meaningful. Fuck, you bastards even make nipslip paysites. Are you that fucking easy to turn on? What in God's name is wrong with you people? Here's a message to you cock suckers: Just because you are just as easy to turn on as a lightswitch, doesn't mean the world is. I mean, you cock suckers sit there, dysecting a television show then look for little itty bitty pieces of half-assed nudity. What the fuck do you think we are? You honest
Rant #3: Women And The Decisions Us Men Have...
What would you rather do? Go out with a hot woman who treats you like shit or an ugly chick who's nice? God, where to begin. There's good things and bad things about both sides. But honestly, what would you rather do? On one hand, you got a totally hot banging chick who's stuck up and complete total bitch, which on top of that won't put out because she believes that no one's good enough for them. On the other hand, a nasty looking chick who looks like a horse's rectum who treats you good and wants to put out? Either way your not getting laid. The hot bitch won't put out and you aren't good enough for her. Simple. However, the ugly bitch wants to have sex with you but the thought of her naked is enough to make you want to felch* a jewish person's horse on passover. Another thing I hate is ugly women thinking there hot and hot women thinking there ugly. Look at the nasty bohemoth's on Rikki Lake, or the busted chicks on Jenny Jones, saying that they can get any man they want. Su
Rant #4: Welfare
This rant is one of my all-time favorite rants from the archive. So, here it is: Your fucking right, I'm picking on you this time. What is Welfare? Well, here's my version of what Welfare is. It's when some dumb fuck sits at home and collects a cheque/check (I am Canadian. Forgive me) from the government. Where does this money come from? Us hard WORKING members of society. Know what I think? I think they should either modify it or ebolish it. Plain and fucking simple. Disability, I got no problem with. People are crippled and can't work, thats fine. No beef with you guys. Its the workable people I got a problem with. You fucking dipshits sit at home and fucking either surf the web looking at porn all day, do blow or watch fucking soap operas. You fuckers are pathetic. Get a fucking job. Even if it's shoveling horse shit or selling the drugs your cranking. It's because of you fuckers that our economy is fucked. And whats fucking it up even more is the fact you testical licking
Rantable Raveable
This is a warning. I am ranting. You know what I've decided I'm sick and tired of? almost everything. In school you're taught you get the job. You get the money. You get the girl. Where's my girl? Maybe I'm too picky. Maybe I'm too stand offish. But somewhere there needs to be at least one person who fits my bill right? I mean, I've always been told what a nice guy I am, outside of bedroom things anyway. I've always been told that I would probably be a good family man. Yet women seem to run right at the point of completion. Now I know this seems to be a whiney post. I realize this. here's a small piece of info. My shortest relationship was three years. I'm tired of games. Yet all of my player friends seem to have no end of women interested in the kind of commitment I'm offering. Am I spiritually disfigured? Is my aura off? Do I not have the correct biorhythm? Or maybe just maybe I'm lucky enough to be one of those cliche nice guys. The ones that finish last. So I can si
A Rant By Skittles
This is a repost, or should I say reblog, of a blog written by one of my best friends, Jillie, a.k.a. Skittles. Let me just say that she is, without a doubt, one of the most beautiful people I know, inside and out. And I can tell you from my own personal observations that she has NOOOOO problems getting the men-folk hot and bothered. In just the last month, alot of new people have come to LC, and I've noticed a serious decline in LC etiquette and just plain common courtesy. Come on people! If a person's body-type is not to your liking, just move on! Eventually, we will all be eaten by worms and it won't matter what you look like!!! And now, Jillie's blog: Okay I have a couple of revelations to share with you all... 1. I am not a thin woman. I am a BBW or you can just call me fat, thick whatever.(I have no shame in who I am) I am not Barbie. I never claimed to be Barbie and you know what I am okay with that. I am beautiful and I feel beautiful and that is all that matte
Since I was small I had always sought to believe that everyone was good. Naive as it was, I was pure. I looked at people at "face value" and saw what I know everyone can be. I believe that everyone is good at heart. I don't care who you are, what your lifestyle was/is like, anything. I believe that you were born pure and you didn't know what hate was. Hate is taught. It has to do with your enviornment. Now, this is pretty common sence so I don't feel like I need to explain, but some people don't agree with this. Some think that surroundings have little, if any at all, effect on someone. I'm sorry, not so. Everything is taught to you and it's up to you (as soon as you're mature enough to come to a conclusion from your own gathered thoughts) to decide how to act. I can see if someone were to grow up in a white family and grow up racist. They are "brainwashed", shall we say, into thinking like this only because their family is like that. That's not their fault if that's all they ever
Why is the internet engineered for such reverse sexism? I mean just because I have a penis means that I am beneath your notice because you also have one? By the way there will be some ranting here. I mean sometimes it makes me wish I was a woman. Although I would be put together differently. For instance, I would have my vagina bolted to my chest, right between my breasts. That way you could see the total package when I wore a low cut shirt and tried to get into my pants with a drink. I would build an empire on it. Which as a woman is totally possible on the internet. I guess what I'm saying is that men on the internet should stop being so concerned with women, be they naked or otherwise. I mean I'm aware I'm a bit repulsive but that isn't what this is about! Its about stopping the rampant reverse sexism. I think i'm going to organize a march for Masculine rights. I am officially a Masculinist. I'll right books and burn my jock strap. I'll burn flags and march on DC. I am man.
I am really puzzled as to why men are so upset when they don't make a connection with the girl of their dreams. I have read the ads here from men who are looking for "attractive" "funny" "sweet" "adventerous" nauseum... but the tag line I see in most all of these is "no big women', or "you must be fit".. hmmm... I am a very fit woman, who happens to be overweight, an oxymoron?? nope, just my genetics, which I have no control over. I go to the gym, faithfully, every other day..I work my considerabley large ass off at work 5-7 days a week, running the floor at the local hospital here. In fact, I run circles around most of the "fit/HWP" women I work with. I respect the men who tell it like it is"... I like small women" and seem to have a very set list of attributes they want... more power to them, but I take offense to the 30-50 year olds, who are not the greatest lookers, themselves, and say "no fatties" AND then complain they get no responses from the Goddesses they thi
Ranting About The Latest News
For the past few days, every time I turn on the news I hear one thing: the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son. First of all, she had a 20 year old son? I can't believe that she didn't accidently put the kid in a microwave or something years ago. Now, I don't want to sound insensitive...oh wait...yes I do. Who cares? Honestly, who gives a rat's rear end about this? Look, we have a spaceship in the air right now, we're about 6 weeks out from an election that will (God willing) keep the Republicans in control of Congress, and we're fighting a war. Why do the so-called news networks give this idiotic Anna Nicole story so much coverage when there is absolutely nothing to report? In other news, the History Channel is trying to scare us. Every time I turn on the History Channel, there's either a program playing called "Mega Disasters," some show about Nostradamus, or a show about how there is some code in the Bible that predicts our imminent demise. These shows all end with the same tag l
Rant Your Heart Out About Anything
Rant #5: My Morning Of September 21. 2006
Omfg was I pissed the fuck off when I woke up this morning. I'll explain... A year and a half ago, I was first getting with a chick... the chick is now my ex, but whatever. Anyways, my roommate's best friend comes over a year and a half ago. My roomie (Monique) and her friend (Lisa) were both trying to get with me Lisa for about 2 hours that day. After a while, I got tired of hearing it so I told Lisa right to her face that she was too fat for me. Anyways, a year and a half later, being this morning, I woke up to hear her blabing away in the kitchen. So, I go upstairs, make a coffee and say good morning to everyone. They all say the same back. I go downstairs back into the basement and turn my monitor on. I don't even have the time to put the mouse in my hand, pick the shit out of my eyes, grab something to eat, have a morning smoke or even my morning coffee and I see the huge fat slob come down the stairs screaming my name "Eric! Eric!". She (finally) catches up to me and all
OK, recently i have joined another chat type site. Now normally things on these sites don't really bother me. But the constant bitching about FAKES are getting really old. Ok people there are going to be fake people on every single site you are on. I'm pretty damn sure there are fake people on this site. You never know, the guy/girl you talk to everyday, with tons of sexy pictures of themselves, could very well be fake. It's not that hard to go to another site and find pictures of people and save them to your computer. Come on people, grow the fuck up and quit bitching about them.. If you think they are fake then either ignore them or report them to someone who owns the damn site. Secondly, I am so tired of these whiny people who bitch because someone was mean to them...ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!!! wtf is the point of bitching about. There are these cute little buttons that either say Ignore or Block. Now I know this take an extra click of the mouse to hit those little button
So this is going to be a ranting if you dont want to hear me rant...then dont read any farther...that was your warning =P I dont know if you all knew, but i just recently got back together with and ex. We had dated for a bout 2 and a half years in highschool, and then we broke up in out senior year of highschool. We recently got back together, now we're both in our sophmore year in college. Things are alright i suppose...he just makes me so frustrated. Now, im not looking to offend anyone who might do drugs or whatever...cause really, thats you're choice and whatever works for you. Now personally, they're not for me...just my thing i guess..and when it effects my life in a personal way it bothers me. And Adam he's just become drug crazy over the past year or so. It just drive me crazy when he complains to me that he has no money for things like books he needs for classes and such, yet he's got money to spend on pot and shrooms and all that. I guess i
Rant #6: Chain-bulletins.
Umm, yeah... I know that about 85% of this site is made up with chain-letters of some kind. But don't you notice it's getting repeative and stupid now? I mean, seriously... You read some stupid bulletin and because of the "power of the bulletin" your balls are going to fall of or someshit. Like, wtf? You people who write this shit actually think this is intelligent or that these chain-letters hold some true power? You think mere letters on my LCD Monitor is going to make me jerk-off any less than before? Is it going to make me into one of the guys from an Axe commerical? Fuck no. Here's a chain-blog for you. You read this. Now, because you read it, you must tell everyone about it or your genitalia is going to turn into an animal's tool. And if you're a creater of a chain-bulletin, then you will magically find your keyboard broken in your ass. And if you truely believe that either one of those things is actually going to happen because I wrote it, you're an idiot. Chain-bulleti
Okay so thats total bullshit. But its my own stupidty. If i try and take the next step its going to bite me in the ass with someone. Im gonna end up getting hurt, losing someone. So i officially don't know what to do :). Complicated situation. I hate being treated like this. I hate feeling like everythings my problem or my fault. I hate having to deal with everyones bullshit. I really do. I hate everyone blaiming me for everything that goes wrong. I hate being lied to. But its my own fault. I didn't chose who my parents are, but i also didnt make things different. Whatever. I hate it. And theres not a damn thing i can do about it. But ill live. I always do. :)
Ranting And Bitching
Why is it that people who always seem to have a grip on life and know exactly where they're going and who they want to be end up turning out to be some of the most childish and petty people that you will ever come across? I have encountered this recently with more than one person I have come across here on the net. It makes me realize just how fake people really can be and how much the internet helps them to get away with it. Why pretend to be something you aren't? What pleasure do people get out of it? Are they so in need of the attention and the drama that they need to dramatize things that don't really happen or even exist? People need to learn to be themselves. There is no point in all the utterly fake bullshit! Though it may make you feel big or important to be something else it really isn't. It only shows how untrustworthy you are. No, I am not claiming by any means to be perfect. As a matter of fact I am far from it. My life for the past 10 years has been filled with
Little info about me.... I don't play games. Matter of fact they drive me up a wall. If you talk to me be honest and don't sweat the small stuff. Shit happens. I just need an honest and sincere person to talk to. I love to chill have fun and shoot the shit. That's just me. So if your fake don't bother me.
Rants (sorry, I'm Cranky)
I've been in a rut, and a rather fowl mood lately, so if I've snapped at you, I apologize in advance. I'm taking a natural supplement to help my anxiety and I'm hoping that it will soon dissappear. Maybe working so many hours ISN'T such a good idea, customers are raking on my last nerve asking the dumbest questions possible. On a good note, I saw my friend Phil today, I miss that boy. One of my best friends, and I miss him dearly. I squeeled and tackled him, yay!! He lives down in ghetto phoenix (not all phoenix is ghetto, but where he Biker Rally/Get Together in Jerome tomorrow, MASS COPS, not my favorite thing to deal with. Let's just say that even though I have a crystal clean record, I'm not to fond of law enforcement, especially law enforcement in the verde valley. They are no good pieces of shit in my opinion. I've watched them plant evidence, with my own eyes, and I don't stand for that!! Anyway, after that rant, yeah, I want to go to the Biker rally, but
What Is it, with Men? Can All the Most of them do Is think is with that thing between their legs?? Dont SOME of them Have Compassion and UNDERSTANDING that When they Are in the Mood,.. the Woman May Not Be? If It was up to me I would put a Chasity Device On Every one Of them Sex Hungry Men Who THINK About it Every 2 Minutes!! Where have ALL the Real Gentle Men gone to?? a REAL man Would tell his girl that HE feels Like "Screwing" Geeeeeeez..its like Us Women arent to say Anything and hop on the Bed and Spread Our Legs,.... it has got to the Point where I dont go for that Anymore! Im Sorry But i Need to Rant...not like i Have Anyone Else who Understands where im coming from here.....:(
I've come to the realization that life is just what it is. You can't change it, so you have to learn how to deal with all the things it throws at you. The things that happen to you are the things that make you; you. So there really isn't a point to hold grudges. If you don't like me? That's fine.. I don't care.. it's probably over something trivial like a guy.. who really wasn't worth it anyway. I'm nice.. I've always been nice.. and I have always done for others before I'd do for myself. I realize there's no point in that either because most of the time it goes un-noticed.. along with other reasons. I say it's pointless.. but I won't ever be able to change who I am.. I will always be that nice girl who does everything for everyone that gets the shit end of the stick. But that's life I guess. And it's so hard to trust people.. maybe it's just the people I am trusting.. I always seem to pick the winners.. but even my own family.. (excluding my mom, dad, sister and brother) they can't ke
Rant About Dad
my dad's bein a total bitch. he's tellin me that i should get outside when i'm tryin to do my work and gives me a lecture about shit and i'm like "excuse me!! i'm WORKING!! leave me the hell alone!!" that's TWICE today. i mean, maybe i dont LIKE going outside. cuz i do LIKE my room and i do LIKE being indoors. and then he has to drag college into it and tell me that no one will make me go outside in college so i should make it part of my pattern now. bullshit! i hate humidity, and it looks pretty humid wit the overcast and shit. plus my room is nice and cool. and i have WORK to do!!! so fuck him, i'm not leavin the house today. ~ace~
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Rant #7: National Turkey Day.
Ok, so you Americans are celebrating Turkey Day really soon. We did last monday, cuz Canada rocks. Whats national turkey day celebrate? You Americans slaughtering the TRUE descoverers of our countries. The Natives. Ohh, you probably proclaim "Columbus descovered this wonderful land of ours!"... ok, what did the Natives do? Halucinate the land into non-existance? Hmm? WE were here first. You assholes came over to our country from Europe, slaughtered my people, raped our women, and brought your European diseases over here. And yet you celebrate by butchering a poor defenceless animal, with little turds dangling from it's neck and feast on it. How does that have anything to do with descovering this land? (Not that you did...) And another thing, you Americans claim to be so smart... you look at a native and call him an "Indian"... here's an education lesson for you. An Indian is someone who wears a diaper on his head and flies planes into your buildings. Us Natives are either drunk,
Rant On Cd's
What is up with people on here? They seem to care more about makin it in the top 10, isnt this site about makin friends. Dont get me wrong it might be nice to be in the top 10 but I dont know about you I am here to make friends. I am soooo sick of people asking for help to level up and say they will return the luv but never do. But they will for their friends who are "hot" or in the top 10. I know I am not "hot" and dont have the smokin body like most of the people on here but like one person told me I am too sweet is why people wont rate me and only care about the points and dont try to get to know me. I dont know if that meant that people on here only want to get to know a bitch or because I dont have any sexy pics up. Oh well I guess I am done ranting now sorry but I had to do it. For those of my friends that will actually read this if you have returned the luv Thank you.
I feel like shit, my stomach hurts, i'm tired, my head is soo stuffed up..I HATE when the weather gets cold..Im always sick..I need to start taking more vitamins..Blahh..I need a shower..I need to do my hair..i NEED a beer..My house is cat is annoying me..i smoke too lip hurts... my eyes hurt..i think i got onion juice in addicted to this site and i need more points so i can level and start my contest..someone needs to throw ice water on me..The End.
Ranting And Raving
There is one thing I never understood about this site... what is the big fucking deal with getting upset if you don't get a rating everytime someone visits your profile... maybe that person is just rating you a big fat zero... have you thought about that? See... the points are cool and I buy my good friends presents with them... I don't need to be in the top ten for having the most points accumulated... it's just a fucking website... get over yourselves...
A Rant About Men
I am not sure how many times I have heard a man say, "Women are so confusing" or "I don't understand women!" I am pretty sure now, that the reason we get confusing is because we were confused ourselves by a man. Yes, I'm saying it - men are what make women hard to understand. I have figured out that the reason a woman does not admit what she wants is because she knows that if she says the wrong thing that the man will be gone before she can even finish her sentence. I've learned recently that men must get a kick out of stringing a girl along, or using her. Seriously, I really believe they find it humorous. They don't call. Sex is the number one thing they are after. And most of all...god forbid they get into a real relationship. C'mon guys, is committment really that scary? With men in the past I've given them pretty much all of the power. How our "relationship" ended up was always in their hands. Of course, this was bad because they always chose to NOT get into a relationship
I Am SOO Pissed Off!!..I Just Wrote A LONG ASS Blog..And Then my page screwed up before i could send it..WHAT A MOFO!!...So im just gunna do it in point form. -Im soo Tired -Im not doing anymore contests for a long time. -Ive been a vegetarian for like 2 weeks now and i love it..everyone thinks its only a faze. -My Sisters friend has been missing since Nov 3rd..They found one of his shoes in a ditch and his hand prints in the mud..I hope he comes home safely but i have a sick feeling he wont. -I think im finally getting over being sick. -I am way to obsessed with this site. -I think my lip ring is almost healed..It dont hurt anymore. -I broke my computer chair trying to push my boyfriend off it. -Thats All.
Rantings Of A "new" Man
I sit here thinking too much I believe. It starts to drive me insane as my skin starts to burn and my arms shake. There seems to be too much to think about and not much time. My stomach aches as my heart pounds. I feel rage building, my eyes seeing red, while the warmth of recent memories and dreams realized swim through the fire in me desperately trying to keep from being engulfed in flames. There are things that need to be said, have to be, though not allowed. The fear of what those things may cause or the reaction they may bring drives them deeper inside bringing everything else buried deep within me closer to the surface. Words unspoken through conventional means. Displayed through the lips and eyes. Pain is the fuel that drives me now. Hope is a fairy tale for those that wish not to see reality. Violence fills the dreams of those scorned, once love has been beaten out of the soul. What will wash this acid away? I stand before a crossroads in the road. Pulled only by but 3 forces t
Rant/irritation Of The Day.
Well me mates it looks as though they be after your ol' capn'. I just received an email from my ISP stating I was in violation of the DMCA (digital millennium copyright act) and they had received notice of such violations. The darn thing is the files they said I was in violation of, are available from their respective companies websites for download. Neither of the two files are "cracked" they are the full legal version, if anything I should be getting a letter from these companies stating "thank you for sharing your bandwidth" instead of a letter from my ISP saying "if you continue to use P2P your service will be canceled". Now I decided to read the "terms of service" for my ISP and they clearly state that I may not use any P2P service. This is bullshit (pardon my greek) that want to cover their billion dollar ass and now I am in violation of my TOS by leeching and seeding Debian Linux which is free, open source. My ISP also states that I may not transmit any material that
Rant N Rave
I used to be a people person. Those days are LONG gone, although my ct family n friends may beg to differ. Either way, nothing brings out the inner asshole in people more than the holiday season. I get the cream of the crop working at the local Shop Rite!!! So far this week alone, I've had to deal with moronism at its most incredible variations. To wit: 1) Some stupid schmuck runs over my ankle with her shopping cart, and, after running it over (and hearing me writhe in pain), dons a shit-eating grin John Gotti would be proud of, and sheepishly utters the words she SHOULD have said BEFORE running my ankle over with her cart; "Excuse me." 2) In lieu of kindly (or even hastily) asking for assistance, a woman says aloud, baiting me, "I wonder if these glass jars of olive oil will fall if I pull out the one underneath them 'cause I can't get to the ones on top. I wanna try it!" I got up off the floor, where I was packing out an item on the bottom shelf (where people just LOO
I'm sick and tire of these phonie's who hit up everyone and their momma for pts just so they can be in the top ten. On several occassions I have taken the time and effort to actually rate all 200 of their pics and they don't even have the decency to at least acknowledge it. Why should I give you all ten's when I'm just another neck to step on while you make your way to the top? I'm sick you all and you can all kiss my ass! xoxo Ari
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Rant Against My Mom
my mom has acted like she hasnt wanted me to do anything but sit around the house all day. we had family time yesterday AND the day before but she wants more family time. today, we (my sis, jess and i) had a plan to go to the mall. either mom or dad was gonna drive us but dad acted like it was a huge burden because it's the "busiest" day of the year and we probably wouldnt be shopping very long so he'd have to find something to do while we shopped. mom said we could find "casino royale" playing somewhere so we could stop on the way home to see it (a 3:30 or 4 pm showing!). however, maria invites whoever she wants whenever me and her go shoppin but as soon as i invite a friend who lives further away than down the street it suddenly becomes a HUGE deal! jess had to set up her checking account for her debit card today meaning she wouldnt get to the mall until 1:30 or 2:30 and me and maria had to leave either at 3 or 3:30. i went to ask mom if we HAD to go to a movie tonight and
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A Rant
How does someone get their Salute Verified? How long does it damn take? I have had a few Salute photos up and NOTHING!
Eh if your ShoutBox isn't broke, and I send you a shout, and you don't respond, Heres the Great Idea. DELETE ME! (I totally understand if you logged off and didn't see it or somethin') But come on if your online and see it say something? fuck off, hey, just don't ignore someone, and again if that's what your about, DELETE ME! Thank you for your time..................X
Ranting And Raveing!
Hey all how r ya?im well im pissed off at work....well because today was busy and this one guy at work is the boss's bestfriend and he gets away with everything.All he did to day is cash,took the order,and then went out back and talked with the boos the whole intare time while the rest of us do all the work!(btw i work at a fast food resturant).If I or anyone else sat down and talked we will get a bitching for it.Now thats nor fair at all.....he goes and talks to her and doesnt get in trouble,we do it and we do!.Well once the boos went out to the bank i made him work his ass off...hehehe....cause thats what the rest of us did.I just got jibed like 10 hours from work when im supose to get like 44 hours....i got 31 hours this that really really sux....usually when they take hours off that means u did somethin wrong or your probly goin to get fired soon..........A)i didnt do anything wrong B)they love me y am i getting hours taken off?i dont kno but i hate it.....
Rant Time...
I do not know if anyone else agrees but here it goes.. In my opinion I think most of my pictures are suitable for viewing otherwise they wouldn't be posted. However I have these ridiculous people going and reporting all of my pictures as NSFW. Like my blonde chick where u see her backside and the devil's arms around her....WTF is wrong with that picture??? I have seen several pictures on the 'TOP SUPPORTER' that have chicks with their tits showing and men showin off thier dicks.. So explain to me why that is suitable and my pictures are so distasteful??? It rather pisses me off. Perturbed, Sexy Yet Simple
A Rant
ok first off I really don't give a damn what people label me. what does piss me of is stereotyping me. yea I'm goth get over it but I'm not depressed violent etc. I am myself damn it so fuck everybody I won't conform to what you want me to be!!! love me or hate me cause this darkness is me and I have chosen it willingly. for all that presume to know me you are the same people who judge me so fuck you.
I look at all the "friends" I have. I look at all the "family" I have. Then i wounder why I face my life alone. I guess I'm not really alone. I do have 4 beautiful little girls to share it with. I just can't ask them to help me resolve issues or balance bills. Dealing with them is a chore within itself. I mean they are well behaved and all. Its just they are a major responsibility. I never knew what my mother meant when she told me kids are a BIG responsibility. I mean I knew they were work BUT never knew it was like this. I have 2 that take medication 2 times a day. ( one for ADHD and the other ODD and asthma) 1 that is on medication once a day. (for migraines) Then the other takes a prn. ( for asthma) 2 have choir that is state wide and they have rehearsal 2 times a week and have the concerts once every 2 weeks. Then the same 2 have ester class every Thursday. (training them to be christian women *cough*) The other 2 have awana every wed. (training them morals and respect the christi
A Rant
Ok this spamming error thing is like getting so out of hand .....first everyone says change ya comments and you wont get it ....bullcrap...has tried 50 diff graphic comments and also tried using just plain text and still get the dayum error message. They so need to fix this. It is starting to seem like going back to yahoo 360 might be the best solution.
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Hmmmmmm. So I was bored at work and browsing some different sites and profiles; seeing all the different things that people have to say. After an hour or so of reading, I came to the conclusion that we are a fucked up society. So, is technology to blame? If you think about it back in the day, things seemed a lot more simple. Young couples seeing older couples in a park; the young woman whispers to her husband "I hope we are still together when we are that age.". Well, guess what? You probably won't be. Not that I am a pesimist; in fact, I'm quite the optimist. But during the time of my grandparents, life was simple. Seemed to be more family values than there are today and everyone had a sense of pride and virtue. A person's word was a bond you could count on and a sense of general trust could be found in communities. But now? We are a clusterfuck. Maybe there was just as much corruption back then, they just didn't have the technology to discover it, and pass along the informat
Rantings Of A Mad Holy-man!
Technology is a creed we as humans need. God is our lord. Im betting God has advances above technology, like omega creeds, thunder-rods, creation zails, wraith rods, weather forcast contollers, and much more. I couldnt even start to image the things God has and if he would have an Ipod?? For that matter our current technology could even be higher then Gods but his is just differant because he does not live in the time line or has technology from the future of another time time. or maybe I have it all wrong and God is an advanced for of technolgy we can never get to until we advance beyond the body; like in Stargate, matters of advanced eneegey  beyond human form? Or maybe God is just from the future of our time line? Who knows?? How can we as humans know these things to God. We are nothing....... However I would image to give it a try; and I am nothing so my opinion is way off or does no matter. But because I am one who tends to be hippie like and thinking out side of the box I am goin
Rants Of A Chronic Gambler
grrrrrrrrr......what the fuck!!!!.... this was supposed to be a shoo in. the icing on the cake. the last act to an interesting play...and just like that puff...down the toilet it goes. it is not like u don't think of the odds, u think of it u just have to especially when u are a compulsive gambler..but on a sure thing like this college championship game the odds be damned...except in this case the odd was not damned it was the favorite. i am yet to grasp this..the best team in college this year getting dominated on all fronts. nothing the buckeyes did from the start of the game worked..i mean the gators defense went to task. they sacked troy smith more than 3x already ahhh the money is gone..fuckkkk.. it is ridiculous that I've had to call my bookie twice just to amend my bets...still yet the GATORS ARE DOMINATING THE's like somebody just smacked me with a 15lbs flour bag... Ohio state vs University of Florida...ahhh MAY THE FOOTBALL gods BE CUR
Rants And Raves
Man why is life so shitty. I hate sitting inside on my day not able to do shit. I would rather be working then sittng at home wth nothing to do. Man I need to have a fucking drink. Liten to me a sound like such a fucken alcky. Man this shit just fucking sucks.
A Rant
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the UnitedCaucasianCollege Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens...Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game. I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA BURKE? I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. Wh
Ranting, Things That Are Of No Importance,,,,
So tonight was intresting for me...I was online at work today like usual just passing sometime when someone said hello to me...I said hello back and started talking to him and well as usual the whole single? came up..I said yes i am and then in bold letters he said NO ya single by choice i let him no..Then came are you lesbian.. nice huh? Nah not that either,,Then we get into a conservation about relationships and i tell him that i was in one and it ended bad and not trusting men, He asked have i ever been in love? Once i tell him and that baffles him...Because i am 22 and only been on love once...He said there is no way that i have only been in love once...Does that make me weird? I dont need to be in love with someone to make my life complete...If it happens then it does but it hasnt...Then he siad oh then you must just have "lots of fun" without love...Nope that doesnt happen either, I dont think he belived me when i told him my last bf was 3 years ago and everything el
i'm bored... this job sucks. but it's the only one where you can sit on your ass and make a grand and a half. if boredom comes with a price, it is $1,584 a month. not bragging, just ranting. i'm the type of guy who gets kicked around by life. to find this job was luck... anyway, i'm bored... just had a heart attack for no reason. i'm in a call center, and a call beeped in and ended abruptly... my angel needs to stop while she is ahead. she needs to learn when enough is enough. ummm, when you talk and someone doesn't respond, do you keep talking to potentially dig yourself in deeper? or do you stop? or at least change the damn subject... that'd work. but no, she just keeps it up, and as of yet, her spade hasn't failed to hit a new layer of di-r-t. di-r-t to me is distrust in my metaphors. anyway, i'm bored and nauseous. i'm going to go hug some porcelain...
Rant: To The Morons I Encounter Everyday
Rant: To the morons I encounter everyday -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-01-15, 5:46PM CST To the morons I encounter everyday- 1. To the old lady in line in front of me at Target who smells like cat piss: Please don't pay for $25 worth of shit with a bag of change to only find out you're $2.55 short. Also, don't ask the cashier to re-count it. He already had more patience than I would have to count all those freaking pennies the first time around. How hard is it to go to the bank a block down the road to cash all of that in and pay with cash like normal people? I know they do it, I've seen it. 2. To the people at Rainbow who can't seem to figure out how to use the self checkouts: Jesus H. I've watched 7 year olds do it without any issues. Scan your shit, place it on the scale, and insert money. They even have directions in numerous places on how to use it. 3. The dude who absolutely has to do his scratch o
Rant: To The Asshole Kid At King Sooper's Self-checkout Sunday
Rant: To the asshole kid at King Sooper's self-checkout Sunday -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-07-24, 11:11AM MDT This is the "cranky lady" (your words) speaking. Here's how it works, since you're obviously too young/stupid/inconsiderate to figure it out. You get your shopping done and then you go stand in line for the checkout. If you forget something, you get OUT of line and go get it; most people will be nice enough to let you back in line when you come back. What you DON'T do is wait until you are at the self-checkout machine, drop your stuff, and then go grab something you forgot while you make everyone stand there and wait for your self-indulgent spoiled ass. Our time is AT LEAST as valuable as yours, especially since every one of us waiting is obviously more courteous than you. If you get to the machine and remember something and there are six people waiting for six machines, go ahead and checkout a
Rant: My Giant... Ns4w
Rant: My giant dick -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-06-17, 1:18PM PDT Where to begin? I hate my giant dick. I haven't always hated it, mind you, just for the last, oh, 17 years or so. I loved my dick when I was 13 and had a nice 7 inch tool. I'd put it through its paces regularly and just couldn't wait to share it with some of my female classmates. At 14 I was starting to get just a little concerned as I then had a 9 inch member. It was great, but I was hoping for no further growth. No such luck. By the time I was 16 or 17, the growth finally ended. Unfortunately, not before I had reached my freakish proportions. It's 12 inches long. It's about as big around as one of those tall cans of Coors Light (horrible beer, by the way). It doesn’t help that I’m a shower, not a grower. When flaccid it’s still 9 inches. In high school I picked up nicknames like cackyderm (creative), kickstand, and “the plunger.” I was sma
Rant: Raging Hard-ons.
Rant: Raging Hard-ons. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-31, 1:05PM EST So I decide to go out to a local pub last night only to discover that it's $2 pint night! What a pleasant surprise. Needless to say, I drink my fill and head home for some shut-eye. Some hours later I wake up with a full bladder, so I get out of bed and head to the bathroom for urinary relief. I pull my member out and realization slowly filters its way through my sleep haze - I have a raging Hard-on. Couple of things: A raging hard-on isn't just a normal male erection. For those who don't know, there are actually degrees to male hardness...there's your typical, normal erection during which the penis is hard, but still maintains a sheen of softness to it. It's slightly bendable, the head is soft and pokey, but it's still a servicable erection. Then there is the raging version. With a raging hard-on the penis is like a frikin' steel rod
Rant: The Rules Of Breaking Up
RANT: The Rules of Breaking Up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2006-01-20, 5:33PM PST There seems to have been some confusion regarding division of property and space since we have broken up. YOU, hereafter referred to as the Dumper, do not retain the same rights to such things as ME, hereafter referred to as the Dumpee. Clearly the Dumpee has been wronged (except in certain situations, see Section 1(b) below), and thus retains more rights than the Dumper. To clarify, I have assembled a crack legal team to outline this document, so that you will quit being a complete and total prick. Actually, not all of these things apply to us, but for the sake of friends, family, and members of the general public who have also been Dumped, I’ve included other situations. This document applies only to those relationships that involved terms such as “boyfriend” and “girlfriend,” not couples who have taken that long argumentative road-
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im feelin really bad right now.. i have step throat (Thanks to my son Dakota who gave it to me) and I feel like I have no friends... no one ever calls me or wants to hang out ... and it really upsets me to know end. I understand that people has their lives but ..i feel like im being constantly put on the back burner...Its more than One person who is doing this and i dont understand why.. my friend stacey i understand she has her nice cushy government job and all now but she can at least pick up the phone once in awhile and call me. ...Stacey is only the tip of the iceberg.....GRR I just feel like climbing the walls... i swear i can't wait until i move outta this area! Too many people filled with hatred and Racisim towards white people. I *NEVER* *EVER* said an ill word towards no one because of color or race or religion YET people downs me for my skin gettin sick of my neighbors because of it..I hate when the lil kids yell out HEY WHITE GIRL!! I
Rant For The Day
My husband is being a fucking dickhead today... and of course I'M the one with the attitude. He gave me one... but I was fine until he pulled his shit. Fucker. Sorry rant for the day.
rochelle called me before work last night which was nice. she seems to be the only friend i have who tries to keep in touch with me and who calls me, other then felicity ne ways. it's always nice talking to her because it seems like we always have plenty to say and it doesn't get really quiet or anything, where as with people often you simply run out of things to say. part of it is probably cuz we only talk every so often so more happens in between. she's nifty. ive pretty much not eaten in the last two days. on sunday i had some eggs and sausage thats all i ate the whole day, and yesturday i had one chicken sandwhichy thing from work/ so ive had one meal a day the last two days, and i didnt have time to get food before i left work cuz derek had to give me a ride thanks to my car and i knew he needed to get to work and there's pretty much no food here, tho i s'pose i can heat up some mac n cheese noodes n eat them with tomato sause since i dont have milk n such to make mac n cheese
Rant Time! Episode 1: Let's Save The World!
Whatever you want to say to this, is your choice, I'm writing this because EVERYONE IS FUCKING BLIND TO THE WORLDS PLIGHTS (even those political writers and other philisophical bitches). Not to say I know it all, but I'm writing this as an "Average Joe" who maybe, can get through to people. RANT TIME! Episode 1: LET'S SAVE THE WORLD! Our society is crumbling. Racism, genocide, prejudice, hatred, anger, corruption, abuse of power is destroying our world. Yeah, probably most of you will say "Uh-huh, but there isn't a damn thing we can do about it." Sure there is. There is plenty we can all do about it. Take on and face our fears and those who terrorize us AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN VIOLENTLY, IT CAN BE ASSTERTIVENESS. And by terrorize, I DO NOT mean, people who wear turbans, or people who threaten our country (besides a country is just another way of saying "Hey, I'm from this part of the world with this kinda culture" it is NOT an expression of what kind of person you are) I am
Rant Time! Episode 2: Woo Woo! Trainwreck Relationships!
Alright, we have all had them, we have all been treated like shit at some point or another and everyone can agree with this. We have ALL been with a trainwreck or a few to boot. So lets laugh and giggle at the truths we are about to see. LET US BEGIN THE LONG AWAITED: RANT TIME! Episode 2: WOO WOO! Trainwreck Relationships! So we can all agree that we have at one point or another been in a shitty ass relationship. A trainwreck if you will. Sometimes so bad that, well just imagine a train on the tracks not moving and somehow, this train manages to derail and smash into a wall....without even once starting to move....yeah we have had relationships like that. We'll I am quite sure this list I am going to make may be quite familiar in scenario to a lot of persons who read this about why, these trainwrecks happen. 1. Your person does not communicate or express their feelings. 1a. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT WHATS ON YOUR MIND WITH YOUR
Rant Time! Episode 3: Honor?! What The Fuck?!
Honor...honor...honor...lets begin...A VERY FUCKING BIG TOPIC! RANT TIME! Episode 3: HONOR?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm going to start by giving you 2 definitions of honor I found at (that I preferred to select to describe what I'm talking about): 1. honesty, fairness, or integrity in one's beliefs and actions: a man of honor. and 13. to hold in honor or high respect; revere: to honor one's parents. (theres like 26) Why does honor no longer exist among people? There is no such thing as HONOR in a society as depraved as ours. People fucking cheat on each other, take no regard to the idea that someone is in a relationship or honor their own, for instance: "I have a boyfriend." "We'll thats ok, that never stopped me." WHAT KINDA PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE THAT THEY CAN'T RESPECT OTHER PEOPLES RELATIONSHIPS. But it is not only honor in relationships its honor among friends and trust. WHY THE HELL can't people even honor their own friendships. Why can't people give up so
Rant Time! Episode 4: You Are Not Hot!!!
OK I know I just submitted an episode of RANT TIME! but I REALLY FELT THE NEED TO WRITE THIS! So here are 2 explanations as to why. Explanation 1: Why my mood is depressed...I'm so depressed because of these people who Invite you to be their friends on Myspace (girls mainly) who invite you to be their friends because they think they are super hot super models...WHAT THE FUCK EVER. Explanation 2: I woke up this morning, and checked my Myspace and well HOLY SHIT I had 5 friend requests....2 OF THESE FRIEND REQUESTS HAD THE SAME EXACT PICTURE....all of them were "hot girls" who think they are popular. LETS GET ON WITH IT! RANT TIME! Episode 4: YOU ARE NOT HOT!!! OK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! YOU CAN'T BECOME POPULAR ON THE INTERNET. THESE PEOPLE DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. Unless, you take the time to chat with someone online and really get to know them, you can't say they are a friend. Friends have advice and are unbiased about things that are important to you and ar
Rant Time! Episode 5: Milking The Franchise!!!
There are so many reasons to write this episode of RANT TIME! that I don't even know where to start. So I'm just going to jump straight into it...lets ROC! RANT TIME! Episode 5: MILKING THE FRANCHISE!!! How many of you fuckers remember...MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS?? Why the hell did they need to continue it after the first season? It was great (and corny as hell) but great...especially when you are a 9 year old living in Chicago. BUT WHY IS IT NECESSARY TO TAKE SOMETHING COOL AND DESTROY IT?! Ninja Turtles, He-Man, Final Fantasy VII... DAMNIT! OK NINJA TURTLES IS AWESOME, WE ALL KNOW THAT. But why the hell did they feel a need to remake the cartoon series? I know the remake of Ninja Turtles is loosely based on the comic book but WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT?! It was great back in the 90's and late 80's. Same with He-Man....WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON WITH THAT...granted I don't remember much of the original He-man (I was a wee-little He-Man when it was on TV) but WHAT THE FUCK!
Rant Time! Episode 6: Attack Of The Orange People!!!
Hello and welcome to RANT TIME! Todays rant goes out to my girl KRISSA!!! (BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ANNOY HER!) This one goes out to all those mother fuckers who thinks constantly tanning and alternative tanning makes you look any hotter than what you are. So lets begin... RANT TIME! Episode 6: ATTACK OF THE ORANGE PEOPLE!!! So anyways KRISSA posted a comment on my last episode of RANT TIME! about how people use this alternative tanning shit to look hot...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?! Why is it absolutely necessary to fucking tan all the time to look good?! IT ISNT! In 5 fucking years or so, these tanning mother fuckers are going to have saggy ass skin that makes them look like old ladies...WAY TO GO...WAY TO GET RID OF ALL THE HOT GIRLS THAT US HOT DUDES COULD BE WITH. Not to mention, all these tanning people are more likely to get skin cancer because their fantastic idea to put UV RAYS ALL OVER THEIR SKIN...makes them look that much better. WHAT THE FUCK EVER...
Rant Time! Episode 7: What Is Professionalism?
Aah, professionalism, the vagueist term in any industry. Can anyone truely describe what it is, or will the concept remain abstract and undefinable? I don't know but I feel like writing about it because I find it rather offensive to turn people away from jobs, just because the don't look like the stereotypical "professional person." Lets begin. RANT TIME! Episode 7: What is professionalism? Such a distracting and annoying concept. Professionalism is a joke. People use it as an excuse not to hire people. People use it as an excuse to say "you aren't skilled enough." Professionalism is a term people use and mold at their will. It changes from person to person. To be quite honest, I think the whole concept is bullshit. For instance, take 2 men, both age 25 and both have a PhD ins Biological Engineering and the same exact amount of experience in the field. Just say for instance they won the same awards and what not. The ONLY difference is one dresses in a suit and is cle
Rant Time! Episode 8: Food Service!
The horrors of food service...LETS ROCK AND ROLL!! ::STRUMS HIS AIR GUITAR....HARDCORE::: RANT TIME! Episode 8: FOOD SERVICE! We've all worked in food service at least once in our lives...DON'T FUCKING DENY IT! I KNOW YOU HAVE TOO! Lol. And MY GOD, why the FUCK DOES IT SEEM LIKE PEOPLE ARE HIT WITH A PATENTED "I'M FUCKING RETARDED BEAM" when they step up to the counter?! PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING HAVE TO ACT RETARDED WHEN THEY COME TO THE COUNTERS...WE ARE FUCKING NICE ENUFF TO PREPARE YOUR FOOD THAT YOU WAIT PATIENTLY FOR AND YOU GUYS COMPLAIN YOU WAITED TOO LONG, WHEN YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR SOMETHING FRESH!? GO FUCK YOURSELVES! Let's get more specific now. The idea that people get struck with a "I'm FUCKING RETARDED BEAM" when I worked at Cedar Point, people used to ask the STUPIDEST questions. Let me pull out my handy dandy sketch book, with a page entitled B-U-F-F-A-L-O (its the biggest damn written thing on the page, so ITS THE TITLE NOW!). My lovely and one of my closest frie
Rant Time! Episode 9: Cheaters, Egoists And More!!!!!
Do you know someone who thinks they are better than everyone in the whole world? Or know someone who loves to be with as many people as possible at once? Or perhaps just someone who lies a lot? We'll here come's.... RANT TIME! Episode 9: Cheaters, Egoists and More!!!!! Today is a lovely day...TO CALL CHEATERS, LIARS AND EGOISTS...A BUNCH OF WHORES. Fucking My friend, who's name I will leave anonymous, came to me today about her b/f who cheated on her. This DOUCHEBAG has been ADDED TO RAZ'S DOUCHBAG PERSONS LIST! BUT, let us get on with the story. I hate cheaters. They fuck over their significant others and then they beg for them back after they have completely destroyed any shred of dignity left within them (ERIKA YOU WHORE!...and TIM! I DON'T CARE IF YOU WON A DAMN BEETLE THAT SMELLED LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU DIDNT SHOWER FOR A MONTH AND A HALF, YOU'RE STILL LAME!...jk I LOVE YOU GUYS! LOL, I GOT LUCINDA :-D), What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?! My friend (whom
Rant Time! Episode 10: Power To The Wii! Fuck Ps3!
JUST SO YOU KNOW! THIS RANT IS OLD! AS IN HISTORICALLY OLD, BUT I FOUND IT AMUSING SO READ IT! You guys might say "OH, This is something typical of Ryan," and yeah I guess it is, BUT IT MUST BE ADDRESSED! LETS COMMENCE! RANT TIME! Episode 10: POWER TO THE WII! FUCK PS3! Now for all of you who do not know, On November 18th, the Playstation 3 (PS3) will be hitting the market of the US. And the day after November 19th, the Nintendo Wii will grace our nation. With that said, LET'S GET VULGAR! I can give you 10 reasons why to buy a Nintendo Wii (I'm sure there are more than 10). I guess I can list them and here goes: 1. IT ONLY COSTS 250 DOLLARS I suppose I can list the rest, but I won't use a list...lets talk about the Pros and Cons of PS3 first (Yes I know, I should NEVER be on a debate team). PS3 is cool...I suppose, if you like a game console that costs 500 dollars for the shitty package (THAT IS NOT UPGRADABLE) or the full package that costs
Rant Of The Day!
i'm pissed at HR BLOCK today. those fuckers wanted to charge me 124 dollars to push a button to submit my taxes... i told them to stick it where the sun don't shine pricks...
Rant Time! Episode 11: How Sad We Are...
OK, I feel I have to write this because its silly. RANT TIME! Episode 11: How sad we are... is fun. But, I've been on it for 2 day and I have come to realize, HOW STUPID and self degrading Americans (being an American myself, I can point this out) are. People are actually willing to pay MONEY, REAL FUCKING MONEY, TO GET IMAGINARY INTERNET HITS! TO BE POPULAR ON THE INTERNET! Whoa, AWESOME, being popular on the internet is going to get me.......................................NOTHING! Job references, NO; Real friends, MAYBE; A LIFE...NOT A CHANCE! SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER ALL DAY! My point is, that society has become so absorbed with these "material gods" that people have forgotten what it means to be human. To go out and become something without having to sell out over the internet. By doing something that actually matters. Peace!
I am deeply saddened by the way people are today. I've met people at clubs or online. They all have a few common grounds that are just to shitty to look in on. I'm tired of looking for love... I hate play'n games! When it comes to men: women rate the look, then the cash, then... if it goees that far, sex. Women seem to think that men are about sex and nudity. Yeah, I kan be a perv but, that doesn't mean I don't want something more! Oh, then there are those assholes that look good, have the cash{no I'm not broke}, may be good in bed but, are total assholes! I guess I just don't get people or life for that matter. I can't believe I'm whining like a lil' child! In the end what it is all about... I don't know what it takes to be noticed. To receive Love...
Rantings Of My Life Lol Not Really
SO this is my first blog in a looooooong time and I really dont have alot to say. Im still trying to figure out this Cherry Tap thing but I think that im getting the hang of it. I wanna thank everyone who has helped me out to get my points up. So thats the end of that. Im excited to quit my job. I am going back to school to get my teaching degree which is going to totally rock my socks off. Woot! I have 2 1/2 years left then i will be on my own once again. Well thanks for reading.
Seriously you amuse me. Leaving stupid things on my page just "hoping" for my attention. Guess what queer boy, didn't work. You're pretty much worthless, and disgusting, and you make me puke in my mouth at the site of your enormous pig headed ass. Keep your mouth shut, and get a clue, no one really likes you. Then some people on here have the nerve to tell me, that im making some "wrong" choices with my life and with Anthony, Well there sweetheart, you really don't want to get into this, im not the one who gave up my whole life for shit. Im happy yes. And i have EVERY right to be. Then you have people who swear they were only worried about "one" thing, but the attention got to there head, and now they have to be the center of all cherry tap univerese. And the only reason they're getting all the points they get is because they spend 24 hours a day on here, or have contest and have other people give them the points for them. Oh did i say that outloud my bad. Then you have "othe
Ranting... Plain & Simple
I sent the following to J. Cowan, Pres. Third Way, after watching the Lou Dobbs/CNN interview this evening. Just wondered if I went a little overboard? "If you honestly want to "take up for" the greedy (expletives) in the top echelon of the corporate hierarchy, and deny that the average working citizens of this country are being completely shafted through the unfair profit-mongering of the corporate (expletives), then I say that you are, sadly, one of the most moronic (and probably highly paid) mouthpieces I've ever had the displeasure to hear speak (which is saying quite a bit with the current president and administration)! My question to you is: how can you justify the corporations and their officers soaking up millions of dollars (if not billions) from the sweat of the laborers who work so hard to create the profits to begin with? Also, how much profit would there be if those people weren't breaking their backs and working between 50-60 hours per week on average? Would th
Ranting Again
so i guess ive kinda come to terms with my baby sister being pregnant. nothing i can do about it except be there for her and help her to make right decisions. today she called me balling talking bout bobby left me. he says i spend too much time with my family and friends, not enough attention for him. i was furious so i went to see her. then she told me that he said if she doesnt take him back by the time the baby is born hes gonna take her to court for custody of the baby. well this guy will never get custody of that baby, so i kinda snickered bout it. but this is the same guy that 5 minutes before called her a whore and said the kid isnt his. i really hope she doesnt take him back he really makes her feel bad about herself
Ok, before I start, just let me say I'm not looking for sympathy of any kind, so I don't want any. (meaning that if anyone comments me saying anything to do with "things will work out" or "things could be worse" or something, I don't wanna hear it. In fact, I'll probably delete the comment and not respond) I'm writing this in a blog because I have shit on my mind and need to get it off my chest, and this is the easiest way to do so....just like anyone else does Now, I probably sound like a broken record for saying this yet again, but I know for a fact that things won't get any better from where I currently stand. The last 6 months have been pretty much nothing but trouble. I can't find a job, classes suck, all my family lives out of state, and not to mention random bullshit I've dealt with this year. Well, I'm sick of it. I love my friends to death, but I feel like I'm not getting what I really need when I'm here. I dunno if moving back to my parents' in Florida is a wise choice,
"rant Mode On"
! One: Put so much crap on their profile that it is difficult to read, rate, or comment, and sometimes just crashes browsers and/or computers all together. It's called a stash, you get points for it, use it! Two: Throwing a giant fit and leaving. That's so middle school. Three: Having "rate me" and such in your username. Well, duh, it's CherryTap. Rating is what we do! But I bet no one would have thought of it if you had not reminded them! Four: Put private pictures in the middle of public folders. Your viewers can SEE the thumbnail, but we click on it and it says, "Sorry, this is private!" and you're stuck going back to the original gallery. I personally just close it and find someone else to rate. Five: Post/Repost bulletins that say, "Repost this or get off my friends list!". Fucking hell. I delete everyone who post those, even friends I talk to on a regular basis. I'm not here to be threatened! I accept just about every friend request, so I probably won't miss y
So, Last night I went to another major socializing site, primarily focused on organizing in person meetings, chat, etc. of an adult nature. I went into the chat room, and found like 100 guys and 10 women. I knew from the beginning it was probably a complete waste. Middle aged, and trying to explain what an open marriage is just doesn't fly in that crowd. Well, what do you expect.
first off men cant drive! everytime i get behind the wheel and theres a guy driving there either sunk low in the seat try to look cool and cant see over teh dash bored! OR theyre looking away form the road and talking with their hands while running offa trhe road! not that im sayiing chick are better drivers..were not. i see them talking on their cells and outting makeup on i mean hell my sister wrecked that way...*mummbles* dumb bitch! ive had 2 accidents in the etire time ive been driving and the weather had a factor in both of them. the third time i wasnt driving my car. damn deer! and jimmy is still up my ass! he wont leave me alone! GRRR! AND NOW I HAVE AN OLD FRIND TELLING ME HIS EX IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME AND MY ROOM MATE! WTF! shes telling my ex that she never said anything. idk who to believe so i just wont talk to any of them! im sick of drama and non-driving ppl! WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE! now im watching criss angel being pulled behind a boat in a straight jacket (hot) and h
where r all the real people at.. no fakes just real people who dont play you..and pretend to be friends.. it is really frigging too much to take when people mess with you emotionally
its early...but im agitated none the less dear icp fans/juggalos/lettes, where were you in 1997? when riddle box come out? icp is fucking retarded and havent made a decent record since then...theyve capitalized on taking your moms welfare money so you can see 2 idiots from ypsilanti,(not detroit like they so proudly proclaim) michgan try to "speak on some real shit".youre all fools...and make me laugh continually everyday...did the 6th joker card come out yet? why hasnt the world ended? and why havent they toured? dear orange people, im not impressed with your finely cured nails...mystic tan...or your wide array of overpriced clothing that you bought at you even know where hollister is?...i can tell you one thing...i know for a fact that dont dress like a grease monkey who passed out on hunington beach. just because its expensive doesnt take away from the fact youre a shallow retard...please suck on exhaust pipe. dear XXXimsometalihavexsaroundmynameXXX, distu
A Rant: How To Define A Woman?
For sure we all know that it’s the opposite of what a man. To define them in layman terms that’s a different and complicated term to say the least. To say that there is a word to define them then it would be their name. To describe her yet again to fully come up a multitude of words and even actions to show that there is a mutual bond between. A single woman has more qualities than hundred men are put together in an equation. The sad truth is that a man could barely equate with that equation. Although out of the hundred men that were put together to equate with the equation only one or two of them are able to reciprocate an original and unique mutualism. The sadder truth is that even this one or two man is found they are rejected or afraid because they’re not the “perfect match”. In these modern times, women are hard to find. Some women are actually money mongers but closely they want to still have a relationship. Some prefer the beefed-up version because of the so-called stamin
(rant) I Had Not Realized This Was An Issue...
...until today. Don't get me wrong, I love meeting people, finding other geeks, sharing interests and jokes and so on. I love reading my friend's blogs to see what is going on in their lives. I love the comments that every posts that always help to easy my day along even if I never have time to get back to you all. But there are some things that I jsut assumed were things that you didn't ask. Particularly the phone number of a person you don't know and have never spoken with. Do I honestly make it seem like I'd give out that information? I mean, I don't think I give that impression but perhaps I'm wrong. Still, even after I've said no DO NOT PUSH IT! I mean, fuck! No means no, asshole. I dont' care if you "think" you can get me hot. And I certainly don't want to call you. Don't get your hopes up buddy...I'm a damn picky girl and you are most definitely not my type. I'm not into pushy assholes. I've had to block someone today beacuse of that. Oh well.
Ranting About "test " Bulletins!!
I don't know about anyone else,but I am sick and tired of this "test" bulletin bullshit!When someone posts a bulletin to see if their friends are their true friends or not?You know which ones I'm talking about! If you really have something to say, then post a bulletin. If you want someone to look at you, get a therapist! I do what I can for who I can in my family. A lot of you don't. So think. When was the last time you helped someone out with reaching another level? Or actually read more than the 20 or so bulletins that are posted on the front of your page? I go through them all!!! People don't always respond to me, but I don't send out these threatening bulletins. I wouldn't have put you on my friends list if I didn't want you there. Now get off of my back and post something meaningful!!
Entry for March 10, 2007 A shitty day Have you ever had a day where you just know you should roll over and go back to sleep instead of wakeing up ? Well today was one of them days for me and I am telling you next time you feel like that just rool over and go back to sleep because it is just going to be a shitty day trun the phones off trun the comp off lock the doors and go back to sleep!!! I no know the meaning of a day from hell I do not think I could take another thing going wrong. I found out how hard it is to love someone so much and they dont care and they dont love you back. (or at least that is how i feel) But I guess life moves on and so do they .. Why do people like hurting other? Do they get a kick out of it ? I am not saying it is always men that do the hurting because there are some women out there that do it just as much as the guys do. I am not pointing fingures yet !! Just kidding.. Some thing in life really suck. If I had just one wish it would be to rewind bac
Rant About Today In Aim Conversation
[03:00] (Me): I fucking hate people [03:00] (Friend): why [03:00] (Me): Cause I work for a competing tattoo shop one of the other larger ones are talking shit about me, and the guy that owns that shop owns another one and one of the more popular bars in town... He's also the largest coke dealer in town too. [03:01] (Me): So because this asshole is jealous of a competing shop, I have to deal with all this bullshit drama, I had nothing to do with in the first place. [03:01] (Me): I'm buying a fucking gun tomorrow this is bullshit I have to watch my back now because of childish bullshit like this. [03:03] (Me): god damn I feel sick [03:04] (Me): This is so fucking stupid... I'm turning into a local celebrity and I hate it. I just want to be left alone, and keep my close group of friends whose no longer a "close" group because of this shit... [03:04] (Me): I felt lonely before.... Now I feel even more alone.
Rants And Raves
howdy ya'll welcome to my rant and rave spot where i'll be holding forth on anything and everything that pisses me off gets on my nerves or just all around needs to be whiped from the face of the planet.
Rants And Musings Of An Overcaffinated Me
I have concluded that I'm in for a crazy night tonight. It is inevitable. Why? Well, where do I start? I guess at the beginning of today: Essentially,I alternated between being productive, and then being counter-productive. I had to get up absurdly early to give my fiance a ride to work. So I'm already starting with a sleep Deficit, which I tried to fix with a quick nap. No go on that one, I'm just too stressed out to fall asleep. I then resolved to get things done, which of course, for me, means procrastinate. Thus, I was semi-productive, as I now have a very clean apartment (I mean, what the hell, I was taking a rag to the tracks for the sliding patio doors! Who the hell does that?). However, it was two hours that I didn't spend either: a., working on my paper, or b., searching and applying for jobs. So I then spent the next two hours furiously in persuit of a job--I must have posted a dozen applications. I just wish I'd get a call back for an interview. All I need is to get my
Ranting Like It's Going Out Of Style.
I don't even know what to say anymore. This is becoming so routine, I sound like a fucking broken record. I guess i'm just so pissed off right now that I could probably have fire emerging from my mouth and ears. I don't get it. This fake, I can't be real bullshit is getting to me, what the fuck is life if you can't get your feelings hurt once in awhile. Some people do really live in neverland where you lie and hold back things to uphold your reputation as someone whos doing just fine. I will never hold up that type of reputation, because you know what, I'm NOT doing just fine. I'm actually dying inside a little more each day. Call me weak, call me emo whatever the fuck you want to say, because when you run out of breath, i'll be dead.
Ranting And Raving
why is it that there are men that lie and lie and lie to their girls and there are men that tell the truth and would give anything to please their girl. Somedays I am so lost and confused by what is going on in this world or with the people in it. I have worked since I was 14 almost 15 years old, Everything I have right now I have worked my ass off for and am still working my ass off for! Isn't there just ONE guy out there that wants to help out their girl and not blow his money away on drugs, booze, and friends. I may only be 19 but since i was 12 I have been treated like I was an adult and it has really got me no where in life except more responsabilities, bills and debt. Anymore I give up on trying to have an honest relationship because my last 3 have been a joke.
Sometimes I feel like deep down inside that I am not the one that should be who I am. That perhaps I am meant to be someone else, or no one else. Deep down inside my gut starts to churn and my emotions burn. I want to scream at the top of my lungs from all the pressure, but I know if i did no one would hear. And if they did they'd be to worried about their own problems to take a second and worry about mine to begin with. All this negative energy builds up and builds up from my everyday life, until I feel like i should just explode, but i can't. I'm forced to swallow it all and just accept what it is. the only problem is that..I hate what it is, and what it is, is nothing but what it is.. Life. One day I'm just going to run away. I'm going to pack what little bit of stuff I can into my car and run away. Odds are I wont even tell anyone I'm leaving until after I'm gone. I know ranting and raving and then ultimately running away isn't going to solve my problems..but a nice vaca
Rants And Ravs
Ok so we have this little thing called the internet. Then comes profile websites and all that fun bullshit. Well ok so what happened to being truthful online or offline. If you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend why go looking for someone else. If you are unhappy in your current situation get the FUCK out of it. Don't go dragging another woman or man into it so they too get hurt in the process. I am done with the fucking games men and women play online. If you tell someone your single then damn it be fucking single. Why be unfaithful and dishonest, isn't it easier to just be upfront and face the truth. It has really become quite annoying having hooked up men talk to me and try to fill my head full of lies. I am by far not perfect and don't expect perfection but being honest isnt expecting perfection. Ok I am hopping off my soap box now.
So once again I don't know why I'm writing to the world of blogging. Which is really just a disgusting angst of being listened to I believe. Truly, I just want to vent. And I don't want to bother anyone specific, so I'll type type away. At this point in my life I have made this quite blatant decision to not have a relationship with anyone. Too much going on, too many places to go, too many people to see and meet. I like to continually be on the move and enjoy life. But, truly, I guess the question is, will a "significant other" truly hold one back from that? Or am I just torn and hurt and untrustworthy? hmph. Secondly, I have yet to feel like I've learned a thing, academically, at Potsdam. I've been at college, and of course have learned through life -- but you never really stop doing that. As in schooling, I have yet to learn a fucking thing. I've had teachers upset with me and I think the only reason is because I have more experience teaching than they do and they don't know ho
Hi all you cherries Today in the U.K is St Georges day, I dont know if the U.S has a patron saint probably not as your a Protestant country and not R.C. But i digress why is today not a bank holiday? Ireland have st Patricks day off, the welsh have st Davids and scotland has St Andrews all 3 countries celebrate the saints days but we dont, the english flag of st George is frowned upon and is regarded as a racist symbol i display a st georges cross on my leathers because im english and proud of it, not because i,m a racist some of my best freinds are scousers(joke)i have nothing against anyone of any race creed or colour and i,m sure neither do most intelligent people, I do hate the current trendof we cant do this because it might offend the muslims, indians, gays etc etc. Its my country my saint and if I want to celebrate i should be allowed to.
A Rant On Pop-top Cans...
Yes, this is silliness, but here goes... You know those pop-top cans that a lot of food manufacturers now use? They SUCK. Sometimes they work, sometimes the tab just pops off. Guess which happened to me tonight? The latter, of course. And since the cans are supposed to be usable even if the pop tab breaks, I needed my can opener. One problem. Can openers ALSO suck at opening these types of cans. So I go to open this go at first. Took me TEN MINUTES to get the can opened. And then it only happened AFTER I splattered tomato sauce all over my kitchen...and my pants, and even on my hands. GRRR....from now on, guess I'll just use the can opener all the time....
A Rant...cause I Motherfucking Can
Ok so I'm irked...pissed a one legged man that's been trying to kick his own ass all day, you might say. Why is it...that people must project their own fucked up issues onto other people? Why? Why I say? Why is it that if they're self-centered and a fucking cockknocking assclown YOU have to be one too? Is this like how retards and crazy people don't realize their retarded or crazy? Someone please share why? Why I say? I'd like to know why it is that people find it necessary to be rotten assclowns for no apparent reason. Why it is no matter how nice you are to them (which goes against my basic nature goddamn it) they're still a fucktard. They still can't possibly manage to say something nice about you or be nice to you because God forfuckingbid they should do or say something nice about someone else. This is why I hate people. Because people don't know how to motherfucking act. The world does not revolve around them (it revolves around me duh?) and my
Rant 1
What I want in life, well fuck it is easy. I just want some to hang with and to care bout. I mean fuck what the hell does it take to find the person that will fit my attitude and my off the wall humor. I think I really know who it is.... no one. Now I know what some might be thinking and say but you will find the right person.... well guess again sparky I have already Fucked up a couple of the best relationships that I have ever had and beat myself in the head every fucking second of everyday because I fucked it up. But wait you might say you are just to hard on yourself. Well that might be true and it might be wrong but who really cares. All I know is that the best things I had I fucked up so I guess I will just not try anymore. What happens happens right. I mean if someone really likes me for me well then I guess I will have to hope that they say something to me and hope for the best I do like our little rants Thanks for listening.
Rant By Chuck Palahniuk
Wow. How can I possibly describe this book? Mediocre? Unfocused? Half-assed? I am a big fan of Palahniuk. I love Fight CLub, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Choke, Diary, and Lullaby. I even like Haunted a bit. I think he is great at picking some aspect of American Culture and flipping it over so it's soft white underbelly is clearly visible. Unfortunately, with Haunted he appears to have developed a taste for the 'big gross-out.' Rant continues that trend. And what is worse is that the book is written in an oral history fashion that at it's best is merely distracting. At it's worst, it's damn confusing. I am still not exactly sure what the message of this book was supposed to be. It starts by spouting all the redneck/trailer trash stereotypes that the media is currently so fond of. I was hoping he was going to shine his penetrating insight on that and finally explain the fascination. No such luck. The second section of the book is a not-so-subtle jab at the current admin
Rant About Children Services
Alright, this is a semi-personal blog. This didn't happen to me, but its happening to a friend of mine. Her son was last living with his aunt, and I believe is now living with his great-grandmother. They're trying to keep him out of children services hands. This is all happening because someone got upset with my friend and called them, it had nothing to do with how my friend was treating her child. The claim that was made was that my friend was addicted to drugs. She has passed every drug test given to her. Three of the people closely involved in this child's life failed at least one drug test, including someone who had custody of the child. They still keep pushing this claim. The next claim that they've made is that she has anger/mental health problems. They had one psychologist/psychiatrist make claims that she would abuse her children because she was abused and that she had anger problems, major personality disorders, etc. He also claimed that she was, basically, un
Rant Of The Evening
Well camping was fun.I had a blast.I just wish I had someone to share it with. This being single is gettin a little lonely.I thought i could be ok with it but Its boring.Im not sittin her being all emo n shit.I just want my man!That i can chill with and smoke with maybe have some sex lmmfao But seriously, I needs me a man.Not a pathetic boy who wants to have stupid sex and giggle about it!And plays head games.I needs me a man who likes me for me.Likes a real woman and can treat me decently!!!! Not too much to ask for.
Rant About The First Amendment
Right now I believe I'm being tested. So are you. Is it right that a government can send our friends and family to some God forsaken hell hole but I can't write the word fuck in a newspaper editorial to be seen. I'm not saying the word in a context to which a child might see it, and if they do just so happen to see this word they should know what it is and respect it. Not just let it loose in a flurry of obscenity. Words are undefinable that way, and they're just not that effective. You see, we're human beings, and we've been put here for a reason. Some are to undermined the capacity of thought for other people. You're being told to shut up and you are. Good monkey. Now, go buy something and say to yourself, "The United States is a land of freedom." I've also heard the phrase, speaking of freedom, "Freedom isn't free." Well, if it isn't free, it isn't freedom now is it? Don Imus, don't really know the man, lost his job over his use of the phrase "nappy-headed hos" that was directed t
So last nigth I was in myspace after getting home and I wrote a blog about it, well one of the friens had a problem with it an took it personally... Ok, get over it! I was being dramatic when I wrote it... I know how many readers I have there, and sometimes the rants are a little over emphasised.. Anyway, not much going on, work, going to the club tonight, where else? And that pretty much wraps it up! Ciao,
Rant #3
seen someone on my buddylist who claims shes interested in me and wants to go out, her away msg states shes out with the love of her life. No one is honest anymore
Rant #1
So now that i'm working at Family Dollar, I once again realize how ignorant and dumb people can be. Over the past few days customers have annoyed the fuck out of me. For example, yesterday this lady had her two children in a cart, she left them by the clothes racks and she walked off talking on her phone, her children sat there tearing the price tags off the clothes! You don't go shopping an dleave your fucking kids in the cart while you go and shop and talk on your damn cellphone! People who bring their children to the store when they can't control them, or their children don't behave also pisses me off, you're shopping and your kids are running around the store doing whatever they please, No! you don't fucking do that and then when you finally realize what they're doing, you yell at them and then five minutes later they're doing it again! I think the one thing that bother's me the most is when I'm working the cash register and people come up while talking on their ce
What the hell is going on with the friggin' employment around here? I go around and apply for jobs, but then there's the credit check that companies/businesses want to do before hiring me. What is that, a new fetish?! Being a divorcee does kill your credit, and suddenly they think I'm the one who killed it? And what is up with those stupid ethics and morality tests they make you take? Take this question for example... "You have stolen in the past, and you will not do it again." Yes or no. You answer yes, meaning you have stolen and therefore your ethics and morality WAS in the toilet and is currently questionable. You answer no, meaning you have not stolen in the past but will do it. An entire sheet of questions are EXACTLY like that! You lose either way!!! Do not apply at Wal-Mart. They give out those questionnaires like candy! Do not apply at Dollar stores or the likes.. they do credit checks like an addict on crack! And you gotta have a degree in college to answer phones
So i sit here and quite frankly im really pissed about what.. well a lot of things. Im sick of wearing my heart on my sleve just to be played with. i think i want a relationship so bad that i fall for just about anyone and thats bad. im sick of the false hope... the untrue promises.. why is it that i find great women everywhere in the us but i cant find shit in my hometown or around my area when is it my time?? im so sick of dickheads getting girls they dont dseserve and here i am mr nice guy but no one wants me im the big brother.... FUCK THAT im so sick of my friends making out w there s.o in front of me get a fucking room im so sick of everything you emo bastards you can die too .. im so tired of trying to find some one... if you like me tell me cause im done chasing...
Ranting :)
Ok if one more dimwit . comes to ma page wiff the extrodinary line of "omg yr hot" will keep ma page jus fer wimmen :P NOT .. but come on ffs if i dun talk back its coz i dunt want to . or u do not have the mentalitiy to even interest me . btw i aint hot im fukkin freezin ma A/c is like 40 below frikken 0 blessed be , n wimmen rememeber make sure ya knickers aint tucked in ur skirt when ya leave the loo .. n men .. yup look down :O .. uh huh u gotta watch that wet spot !!!!
The Rants Are Evil
If you are reading these, I am sorry. lol. I have to say that because I just can't picture anyone wanting to read something that I have put up (outside of my rants against the holidays, which are funny in a sense). I understand that that one serious one is abit strong, but it is truth and to know me, then you have to accept all of me for what I am and what has made me this person. I won't lie to anyone; I don't understand honestly what it is that draws people to me (my mom says its the kind of person I am). I want to believe that. If anyone wants to comment, then I would love input. I am the type of person that is wary of others at first, but if you are willing to take me as I am, and let me get to know you, then you've got one of the best things in life from me. A friend that will be there for you through thick and thin. A person that will give you the shirt from her back, a shoulder when you need it, and will never judge you for anything that you might have done, or will do. He
Rants And Ravings Of A Lunatic
The past few weeks…few months have been rather interesting for me…maybe not to most who are reading this…but to me it is. It’s been a time of reflection…self-analysis…soul searching if you will. I’ve spent that time viewing myself from a different perspective…one from a more “Inside Out” point of view I guess you’d say. And through doing that, I came to a realization…the realization that I have become a fake…a fraud…a falsehood. I have become one of the things that I have always despised…loathed…hated with a deep-seated and burning passion…I have become one of “them”. I have become yet another mindless drone…a lost sheep being lead astray by a shepherd that is today’s diseased…sanctimonious…vainglorious society. And that sickens me; because that means that I have become the one thing I vowed to never become. But despite all of my efforts of old, somehow I foolishly slid into the mindset and mold that society has in place. I became yet another cookie cutter person walking around
whats with personal ads lately...Its always SWF, SBF looking for SWM 6'...why is it that they have to be 6'? Whats wrong with 5'7, or 5'8"..and white...granted its a *personal preference* but if we cut ourselves, we bleed red and dont we shed the same tears (which are clear). I dont get it. Editors Note: this is Craigslist in NYC. I find that women in NYC,NJ think Im ugly, and they tell me "your not my type" based on my looks. 80% consisiting of chattrooms/personal ads. They are some far and in between who are open minded,
A Rant
I posted this in my myspace blog but since some here know what's going on I feel they should get the oppurtunity to read it.. quick backstory I was gonna move to NC til the girl revoked the offer out of the blue..... So here's my rant which I wasn't going to post until the girl in question asked me to First off I'd like to start this blog off by thanking those who have lended an ear and offered me wisdom and advice over the past 10 days or so. From everyone who knows all the sordid details to even those who only offered a quick note of support. With that being said its time to address the main question asked me from basically everyone who knows me and that is when is the rant coming. When will I abandon this "high road" I find myself on and go back to just being Kyz? So without further adieu let me paraphrase one of the three greatest black actors of my time (dear god do not make me choose between Lando, Mace and the voice of Vader that's one commitment I'm so not ready for) and
Rant Of The Day
okay its been over a month since this so called drama with a certain person came about but yet half my friends STILL wont talk to me... i get its hard to trust people hell i dont trust many people as it is... but I AM NOT LIKE THAT.. i have a salute.. ill make u another one if u want more proof, ive met people from ct ask them theyll tell ya... im sick of being punished by people who claimed to be my "friends" because of some other freakin person. its really kinda sad.. i get it... it messed with alotta peoples heads but dont blame me cause it happened.. i had nothing to do with it.. it pisses me off someone would do that but theres nothing i can do about it... dont treat me like an outsider because someone lied to u, its life it happens i get lied to alot but i dont doubt none of u!!! it just actually kinda hurts my feelings and if ur not talking to me or avoiding me this means u!! i know alot of ppl have left ct or dont get on much at all... for example, bad example & tracy.. but i
Rant 1
i wish that you could understand all i want is to be your man. all i need is you in my life because without you there is no fun. i know that i have dodged it before. but now i am saying it outright. i love you. i know you probably dont feel the same way but i just had to get it out in the open. i am tired of hiding my feelings so that i can feel like i am dead inside. when i know that i am not. i know that somewhere in your heart you do have a place for me, but i dont think that its love you feel. just a friend is all i am. someone that you can talk to when you are feeling down and out. and nothing gives me greater pleasure than talking to you, but i want to be by your side. i want to hold you in my arms and never let you go. cuddle when the nights are cold and they days went by too slow. i know that you probably wont read this so i guess i am just telling everyone else how i feel. better that its known by someone else than not at all. if you do read this and you feel th
Ranting About Supposed "heroes"
Alright, I can't hold my tongue anymore. A mother of 3 children under the age of 8 freaks out one day. Her 5 and 7 year old are next door at a friends house. The 2 yr old is upstairs taking a nap. "Dad" is at work. Mom, had requested assistance from the state a year ago for a depression so deep she had thoughts of suicide. Mom, goes upstairs w/a butcher knife from her kitchen and stabs her baby 18 times. She then goes back down stairs and into the garage, setting down the knife; not even cleaning herself up, she lights a cigarette. Her older children come home. Dad comes home. Kids screaming at mom, what happened???? Dad flies into the house and makes the 7 yr old call 911 and tries to perform CPR, but its too late. *Tragic isn't it. Don't idolize a human who killed their family. Don't honor a man who took life for no reason other than his own insanities. I don't want to wish someone to "Rest in Peace" , when his wife and child had no choice in the matter. I will howe
A Rant From Mbj
I not a Criminal! Maybe a Bank Robber and Jewel Thief, but not a Gas Thief! Gas Stations make me fell like one! I hate gas stations that make you pay before you pump. I'll put the nozzle up and go somewhere else before I get gas from them. They make you fell like a damn criminal! 95% of us are good Americans, why do we have to put up with such crap. If you go in and pay, for instance $30, so you've paid them and you get to $29.50 faster than it takes to go from $29.50 to $30, what the Hell is up with that. Most Stations I let know that I will not give them my business simply because of that reason.
Ranting (again)
I can't help it, it is just too confusing. I am just a big idiot and need to stop thinking so much... Why do I still love someone like him? Why can't i get over it? Why was it so easy for him to leave? How can I ever get this feeling to leave me?
Rant For The Stupid!!!
Hi there everyone that reads this… Look I have nothing but love for those on CT that are real, but… If you call yourself naughty, horny, sexy or whatever don’t have pictures of your kids on the same page you have your boobs and cookie hanging out on. Damn! Also, if you have the balls to put that kind of stuff up on CT, don’t get pissed when guys want more. I mean, guys are guys. One more thing, if you have a site, your main picture isn’t you and its some sexy bikini chic grow a set and be yourself. HOW LAME!!! Oh yeah, if you have a folder that is "private" with the caption "for me only" or "don't ask" that is why you have a computer, store them there or people will ask. It is natural for everyone to want what they can't have. DUH! Bottom line, stop being a stupid, start being real and for god sake go outside and suck up some reality!!!
Ranting On Relationships
I really despise the whole notion of intimate relationships at the moment. to clarify, I am not talking about online relationships but, real life ones. and it is not that I would not mind being in one, just I am sick of playing the run, chase and dating game. through out the year I have actually had numerous opportunities to be with people but I have pretty much every single time backed off. which and get this has given me the nick name of 'that chick who leads guys on' ... I shit you not I bumped into one of these guys that I had a brief fling with not long ago at a festival. he introduced me to his friends as 'oh yeah this is Dani, we used to be friends, close friends, I mean we still are but she kinda led me on' ... come on who says that! only Anwar, only fucking Anwar would be so daft to say that, bloody idiot. oh and what about that other guy. that looked promising. but after a few dates I came to realize we had nothing in common. sure he was sweet as pie and such a gentleman howe
Hey all, I'm just here to get a few things off of my chest. It'll probably sound like I’m repeating myself, but this is the only way i know to get some relief. It's just that i feel like I’m on the edge. Everything has become some difficult now and it's becoming very hard to deal with life in general. Part of the problem is that I worry about peoples feelings, I like to keep the people around me happy even if I’m not I feel at least someone deserves to be. Right now I’m mentally drained, I feel like I have this huge boulder on my shoulders and my knees are starting to buckle. I feel that if I don't get out of this rut I’m in that I’m gonna lose myself completely. I mean I barely get to leave this house unless it's to go to the store or to grab some food. All of my friends have moved on with there lives where as I can't even get a job. Everyone runs around with this you can get a job if you really wanted one, if it was that easy I would've had one a long time ago. I'm tired of everyone
Rant From Someone Who Hits The Nail On The Head
Here in the states today, July 4, is the day that we supposedly celebrate our Independence as a nation. And while the day still carries some import, it is hard to get real exited about it today with an imbecile as President. You see, I don't think starting an immoral war based on lies that has killed thousands of innocents isn't exactly in keeping with what this nation should be about. So I'll celebrate our Independence Day with a thought of the past, and waiting for the day when this country will be liberated from the corrupt smirking chimp and his jackal cronies. And please, any of the 27% of you in this country who still support the village idiot and are pissed about this short rant - save your complaints. Your president is a failure, a war criminal and belongs in jail. Go listen to Rush Limbaugh if you don't like it. Better yet, wake up to the facts. Rant over and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Younger men. I'm very popular with them, ya know. And while my search for a serious relationship has gone nowhere, I'd settle for a decent friends with benefits relationship. So, since 80% of the local guys who contact me are young and cute, why not take one adorable and energetic kid up on his offer? As long as he understands the concept of friends with benefits -- getting to know me, ensuring we have things in common, hanging out with me, being my friend outside of bed as well as in it -- it should work out just fine for both of us, right? But egads, it's like pulling teeth! I mean, I'm cool, right? I'm fun. I own lots of movies. I like to play Nintendo. I have a great sense of humor. I'm young in spirit. I'm comfortable with myself and who I am. And I'm pretty good in bed, or so people tell me. You'd think it wouldn't be that much of a chore to hang out with me. But noooo. They say they want a friend with benefits, but in the end, they're blowing off plans with m
A Rant... For The Hell Of It...
No Smoking No Parking Better not drive too fast Just one gun to a customer Get them while they last You’re free to do what you want So long as you don’t do it here The guiding light In the land of opportunity Is fading fast A man’s home is his castle At the whim of the people We can’t graduate a literate person Yet we will let anyone with a heartbeat Over the age of 18 vote And sometimes without a heartbeat too “For the ‘good’ of the People”…. I’m people What about what’s good for me? What am I supposed to tell my kids, if I ever get around to having any? That someday, If they’ve lied, stolen, cheated and destroyed enough They can be president and above the law? Thanks Messieurs Clinton and Bush For that little gem. Protesters behind barbed wire What’s next, Re-education camps? They’ll probably call them “Tolerance Seminars” I think we’re about 10 or 15 years away from a second Civil War (haves vs. have-nots) Look at where we
Have you ever noticed that people, no matter how long, never change. you might think they do but it is only a temporary thing. Old habits never go away. once you know how some one is never think that they have changed those stupid things that pissed you off to start with. I myself am a submissive. in life and in bed. this only poses a problem when people know it and takes advantage of it. I feel squashed right now. pseudo depressed. I just want life to stop being bumpy. I am ready just to settle down in the family that we have been waiting for. ok sorry for the rant. Have a good night
So, I just found out that I have less than a week to find a new job,because my current boss is being a complete fucking dick, and not only that, but the guy I'm living with , who happens to be the love of my life, is not making anything easy on me. I'm just so close to saying fuck everything and move away so no one can ever find me again, I can't stand living with people that don't listen or understand me. He thinks everything has to be about him because he has a mental disorder... so what.. his life isn't more special than mine or anyone else's... I'm just so sick of hearing the same shit day in and day out about how he's so sick of having to take the medications his doc says he has to take for the rest of his life and BLAH FUCKING BLAH. Sometimes, I just don't know what to do or say because he never lets me try to think shit out before doing it.. because he moves a million miles a min and it drives me absolutely nuts... I just wanna run away and never come back sometimes, but I find
Ranting For Today....
I have not been talking much on this site lately. But then again no one really notices me enough to tell the difference. All I know is that I am still around. I am still the same me as I always have been. I talk too much and think too little. I finished one of my classes for college with an A. So I have a 4.0 GPA. I am still seperated, single and loving my freedom. There are people that interest me as friends and I am not commenting past that. I sit around a lot and question my value as a mother, a friend, and if I will ever meet anyone that will want to be with me for more than a today fling, or a tomorrow booty call. Yes there are people interested in me and for the most part I am the one uninterested in them. (LOL).. This weekend I am going to go see Jason Aldean in concert and it is so sad he is one of my favorite singers and I am not even excited or looking forward to it. To me it is just one more day to be wondering and waiting to see what the future holds. For me I know it holds
Rant - Boobs R4 Boobs
I am going to be honest here. First off, to all you women who have the balls, or lack there of, to post pictures of yourself topless or nude.. THANK YOU. Now that I got THAT out of the way... GUYS! Just cause a chick may seem to be a hornball because of their pics or even what they say about themselves in the profiles it doesn't mean they want to be continually harrased for pics of themselves in compromising positions. If they want to share then they will. None of you.. NONE OF YOU.. and this includes me, is all that. Got it? You may think you are a gansta or a playa or gods gift but NONE of us are. Period. And ever will be. The fact that you have to solicit women on this site, many time to their irritation, to show you pictures of themselves rather then just letting them do it of their own accord tells you something, doesn't it? Yes, /I/ am a pervert. I am honest about it. I like women, all women, and if they want to share their pics that is cool but if someone look
A Rant
This is going to be a rant.. if you don't want to read beyond this point.. I understand.. More like a question and trying to understand something here.. Look at the pictures below... Every man's fantasy what they deem perfection and what they want What men settle for when they know they can't have the one on top My question is.. How can a man have fantasies about the girl on top.. jack off and all that to.. and they come home to the lady below? I can not understand how a man can do that. I guess what I am trying to get at is.. HOW? How can you want, lust over, desire the girl on top and think about the girl the girl on the bottom at the same time?
Ranting And Raving To Make My Self Feel Better
AAAAAHHHHHH........Ok so I ge home from doing my running around with a bad knee and all. This fucktard that I owe money too for my mothers funeral comes to my house and threatns me, pay him his money or talk to a magastarte. I have talked to him plent of times. He just doesnt get the fact that I dont have the money. My bill which I was paying on went from 2,000 to 8,000 with no explentian what so every. And he will not tell me why. He needs to go and hassess her family and leave me the fuck alone. She never loved me or wanted me, so why do I have to pay this shit. Let him do what he wants, I have nothing so there for he cant get nothing. Isnt there a law to keep people from your home like that? I dont feel he should come and ask me for money like that. I should have kicked his fucking ass for him is what I should have done, I might feel better. Well I just needed to vent on this. If anybody knows how to file for bankrupty thingy let me know.(so about the spelling)
It's pretty cool, all the individuality you can see here in Fubar. Everyone has their profile reflecting tastes and interests. But jesus tap-dancing christ, why would anyone change BOTH their nickname AND their avatar constantly? How the hell do they expect to be remembered? I am so freakin tired of going through pics and stuff to figure out who someone is that I am done doing it. From now on, I'm not a web PI, I'm just a guy who like to interact with people I KNOW! OK, back to my TV and beer.
A Rant.. On Shouts.
If you feel the need to shout me. Please TRY and be intelligent. I enjoy good conversation as much as the next person. I like to think I am intelligent therefore I do consider what you have said, and think of a response which will further the conversation. I do not -need- moron's sending me shout's like this: "i heard, the dingos are getting smarter and smarter ...they are taking cabs into the city now to steal babies... .. . . thats just what ive heard," I have enough with being pregnant and everything else going on in my life without, you making completely stupid remarks. Doing this will have you blocked instantly. And then have me going and finding out if your on any of my lists 'Friends' 'Fans of' and removing your sick minded self off it instantly. There will never be a time I'll forgive a comment along those lines. I don't need to see it, and I'm not putting up with it. - Emjay
Ranting And Raving
Divorce Last night I was reading my divorce papers and it is amazing the things that my ex and her family wrote in their affidavits about me. While there were tiny bits of the truth in there most of it was complete BS. I know there are two sides to every story but at least my side is truthful. I have admitted the things I did wrong in the marriage but according to her and her family she did nothing wrong. Oh I’m sorry I forgot that I married miss perfect (said sarcastically). Some of the things in the papers were that she took care of all the house cleaning and get this, yard work to. I’ll give her the house cleaning but the yard work was mine. I did it all. Now her mother did come to the house one weekend after I had hurt my back at work and was in the bed for a week (because I couldn’t move) and my ex was outside cutting the grass. So she see’s her one time out of the 14 years we were married and she automatically does all the yard work. That’s how everything they wrote in the pa
The Rant Letter
I've been on this site since it was lostcherry , and i've throughly enjoyed my time here well that is untill recently . There have been some things are making the site not worth coming to , and definately not worth the money to be a VIP or to buy a blast or happy hour ...I have considered doing the later, but figured why should I it will only benefit the people on the site who are trying very hard to drive into the dirt. My questions are , Why do you even have an NSFW rating ? This is supposed to a site for adults , 18+ yes i know there are a few youngins who have slipped through the cracks and they aren't dealt with as quickly as they're found , But when you're working should you really be screwing off on the net rating photos ? LoL not at any job i've worked at !!! .. Granted i surf on here from work , but i work in a relaxed atmosphere where i can view pics at my luxury . I can see rating photos that are explicitly pornographic as NSFW , but comeon i've had photos that were safe
Okay, Why is it people fall in "Love" every month with someone new. Everyone complains about how finding the perfect man/woman is so hard. Why should anyone care if their a great person or not, as long as for a few months they can be someones perfect somebody and then do it again with somebody else?! Everyone has belittled love so much It's surprising anyone believes in it anymore. You love your dog, you love your cat, you love your family, YOU SHOULD NOT LOVE WHO YOUR WITH IN THE SAME WAY! Their not your pet, you don't clean up their crap, and I hope to god you don't do the same things with your family you do with them... cuz that my friend is incest. Do you really expect me to empathize with you when your flavor of the week brakes up with you when every week its the same "they were the one, I'll always love them" do the world a favor and stop lying when the next one comes a long they will be the one. I understand everyone seems to hunger for the feeling of being loved , i do
Ranting.......possible Nsfw So Beware....
Beware of language that is in this blog... and of misspellings that I could care less about! This is not to anyone on here at all *well but one person* is to a friend of ours that Used us and is a ....well you will see. You wanna fuck with me? You wanna fuck with what is mine and treat me like shit? You wanna lie, decete and be an ugly no good my fucking guest, but don't ever ask me for a damn thing! Don't even come at me thinking that you will EVER in a million fucking years have a shoulder to cry on here! Don't ask my family or friends for shit EVER NEVER again! You think you are God's gift to people? Where do you get off? Who do you think you are? GET THIS YOU NO GOOD are less than nothing to anyone in my life, on my friends list or in my family's life. You can take you playing games, lying, stealing asses some where else cuz I fucking don't need the drama or shit in my life and I KNOW that there are several people out there that feel the
K, so I wrote this little rant years ago, but I think that it still and always will have merit and explains part of me, so here we go I hate this world. That may be a bold statement, but not without merit. There is so much bullshit floating in this sea of filth that it is hard to breathe. The only way to stay afloat and survive is to climb aboard the least repulsive piece of shit and drift along; essentially becoming part of the shit. I can not and will not accept this. I believe there is a way to get through life without succombing to the shit. I am not saying that there is no good in the world, it is just very hard to find. I have very good and special friends, which is probably what has kept me from jumping ship and drowning. But I am finding more and more recently that many that act like true friends are anything but. There are a few true 100% ones out there. Not that even the good is perfect, it also has its demons. I am in love with one of my very best friends, adn I don'
A Rant With A Repeat..sorry Cannot Let This Go...j
It is truly a shame when a Mother chooses to go on a date rather than have her children where she is required to by Court Order. I might not be the greatest Father in the world however, I have a court order and telling me that in the pouring rain she was at the park with my kids. Maybe I should contact Child Protective Services to check on the health and welfare of my children. I realize that the Custodial Parent does not want me around anymore that being said the Court Order is set up the way she requested it. Now that she has decided that everything else is more important than the kids seeing me she has tried everything in her power to make me stop driving 100 miles one way just to see the kids. Including inviting her entire family over and their friends and family. I am not claiming by any means to be the most responsible parent in the world. According to Friend of the Court guidelines, that is irrelevant I am still entitled to the Parenting Time as ordered by the Fami
Ranting Nothing Important
So I have ended up being woken up about an hour early due to lightning and thunder, eh, just has to pass before I make my trip over the mountain. *starts singing a Bats version of "She's Coming Over the Mountain* Well I got most of my reading done last night during a second wind, but yay classes today DNA and Kinesics. Well I got a fun day lined up. Yep dodging rain and going to school. Friday I get my tattoo shaded in, still need to find a place and money to finish the quarter sleeve. I need a vehicle so I don't have to go with my mom and step dad to bowling on Tuesday nights. Blah Blah Blah
Rant Of The Day
Today my rant is about stupid people. Most directly, stupid people who think if they perv you (a.k.a oogle your pics) but don't rate what they are pervin you don't know about it. Take for instance the 10 people who have viewed a picture I have up but only 4 of the 10 actually rated it. Well honestly I know who did, therefore I know who did not. Now.. why must you be so lazy as to not add on that extra mousey click that pushes a little rating down? Or how about those loverly people who actually rip one of my pics and neither rate nor comment that they ripped it? Now don't get me wrong, in the (near year) I have been on this site I have never ever been about the points. I honestly don't give two shits in a pig pen about levels or points on this site. My thing is, common courtesy. Manners. My rant today is about all these lovely people, who wish for me to add them.. and then they do nothing but .. fuck I don't even know what they do or why they want an add to begin with ffs.
So apparently some people just don't like my comments here or there. Now last I checked we are all adults on here, and I can understand nude pics being marked nsfw, but for some twit to get all upset over a comment on a mumm therefore she goes and marks my default pic nsfw...well here I have another, and I will continue to post more and more and Get over it, so it has a foul word, I'm sure you use the word fuck or bitch more than I type it on here. If ya didn't want comments, ya shouldn't have posted the mumm. Oh yeah, should I wear panties under a skirt or not. Um yuck. I swear there are too many bitches on here who are skanky. Have some respect for yourselves, instead of useing the internet as a whoring place to fish in your next kill. There ya go, share the gift that keeps on giving. Just keep that nasty ass shit away from me. And honestly, I don't think anyone cares if you go commando under your skirt other than of course the perv's on here looking for a easy piece of as
Rant And Roll
just plain and simple, I was recently chastised because I choose not to add someone as a friend. it came as a heads up from someone who has since been deleted from my friends list. I do not need to be prompted to add someone just because you think I should, I am my own person and do not follow the masses to have more friends than I have the ability to write to on a regular basis. I was told I am the sole demonstrator against the millions on here who choose to do this, and it is my loss not theirs that I have decided not to add them(Big Fuckin deal) furthermore it was relayed to me that I should check a profile before making a decision on whether I want to not add a person, well I did and I didn't care for them then and I still don't now. so if you are one of those who feel the need to pimp your friends or "show some love" for no apparent reason or in hopes of compelling me to return the favor. just walk on by. I have no time to participate in mindless bullshit. now if we are friends:
Updates! Current mood: aggravated Just to let everyone know, everything is going great. The second trimester is way better then the first, I can actually take pre natals and not get sick. YAY! So hopefully that will give me more energy. I am getting huge, and hope to have a picture of the belly up soon. I have a Dr's appointment on the 28th...hopefully they will give me an ultrasound, and be able to tell the sex of the baby *hopefully a girl*. The boys are doing great, getting big, and the are trying to listen to mommy and daddy, but you know how that goes. Calvin will be starting school next year, 2008, and I am so affraid with all these shootings. I might just homeschool him, but then that doesn't give him any social skills. But now a days there are programs that you can put them in to get that social thing in there. He can say his ABC's and count to 10. I am going to start working with him on other things. He is a very smart boy, and will pick up on it quickly.
RANT Veins craw threw an entangled web of branches power lines that give only electricity not power to the world they are claiming A relic of days long ago lies down before me Bud Light inscribed as a tribute to a partier’s once good time The stream that use to flow so wild and cool Now a muddy mess that something used as a stole Grass so fine and soft I dare not walk on for shards of grass grows as weeds What is the wonder of this wonderland we call EARTH Oh I get it now…… Our children are to wonder how…..
A Rant
Ok so many have asked so dammit I'm gonna get it all the fuck off my chest right fucking here and right fucking now. I hate Washington I've hated shit ever since I've fucking left arizona. FUCKING MORMONS CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE they can't I fucking swear it..bunch of peligimist fucktards that they are should be more worried about how to navigate I-15's fucking rush hour than how to navigate into wife number 82's sloppy fucking cunt. My car is a fucking retard ass huge piece of fucking shit, goddamn worthless hunk of steel on four fucking wheels that it fucking is. Things have gone fucking wrong ever since I left AZ and I have sinced learned that the people in AZ's DMV are a bunch of misinformed cock juggling thundercunts who should know about the information they're supposed to fucking distribute. So I say fuck em, the whole lot of worthless asses maybe the fucking mormons should deal with them. This state fucking sucks some how I'm OVERQUALIFIED for McDonald's.. how in the fuckin
sooo I figured I havent written a blog on here... I would think of something to rant about :D cus thats how I roll =; I thought "hey imma make a list of things that piss me off severely" that makes me wonna take my eyes out with a fork and what not :D so heres my list of worthless junk in my eyes. enjoy ... 1. Anyone that uses the word EH.. is that even a freakin word?? and no not every freakin canadian says it. 2. Drivers that tag your ass driven on the highway and have their highbeams on which in this case are blinding me and I feel like hittin reverse and drill my ass end into your car and thus...taking your lights out.. Then cutting off your head and stickin on my antenna. grr you whores! 3.DONT I repeat DONT call me baby. just alil warning I thought I would throw in there ;) 4.people who keep asking me the same question over and over again. I gave you the answer once. dont ask me to repeat it. and if you didnt get it the first time. tough titties fo
Rant For The Day......
People always say to me, Rob, you are an angry guy, do you like nothing ? au contraire i respond, i like many things, so here is a list of my favorite things, no specific order just as the popped into my head. 1. Coconut Milkshakes - the best ones i have ever had are from the bamboo bar in Chaweng, Samui, Thailand. 2. Nobs who read "my" page and still think i am Rob 3. Women who have those cut off pictures (cut of ex partners), you know the ones that are so desperate to get there sad asses on the market they just cut,scan and add those pictures to their fubar page as time is running out for them. below is a classic example, what is it with those over 30 women and scissors anyway ?. 4. Seafood - If it lives in the sea i like it to eat. 5. Watching football - and by football i mean the real stuff, not the American version played by dog fighters and rapists. 6. Looking at the stars - the blacker the sky the better i feel, i know so much i will make your ears bleed wi
Ranting And Raving About My Labor Day!!!
Okay before I start to rant and rave let me just say this... Vodka and Orange juice is the FUCKING SHIT YES YES!!! Okay on to the ranting and raving from this moring.. I got up and walk into the kitchen half asleep.. My dad tells me that he lost his phone.. Those of you close to me know that I pay for my dad's cell phone and my youngest sisters.. Well anyways. I was half asleep it didn't go directly to my brain.. So I completely ignored him like usally and went and got something to drink.. Then came down to the basement to check my email.. Well he came down here and told me again this time it got through to my brain.. Okay let me tell you what happend.. LMAO last night my dad was drunk off his fucking ass.. And well he was drunk off his ass he lost his phone.. Okay so I kept my cool he really did look sorry about loseing it.. :D ha ha So I went and I looked outside... NO PHONE!!! So I got dressed and had mom take me to Allhel they said I need to file a police report.. FUC
Rant - Pulp Fictionalz 07.9.04
RANT/PULP FICTIONALZ You don’t really give a - where I’m from I spray it like heated guns; Bred in Baltimore, another matrix trilogy begun No need ta hold tha mic; when ya see me, run before The light blinds from energy released in this art of war Sun-Tzu’s disciple holdin’ grudges for the likes of ice C.R.E.A.M. plays all supreme - gotta get the math precise- Lee’s just won’t suffice; needless to say I gotta get my garm right; I can’t stash my piece just any way Born on a Saturday, workin’ weeks throughout life Seekin’ out that pay day, schytt just ain’t addin’ right In tha field, gamblin’ & flippin’ chips wit buffalo- Soldiers less-than-half-baked like Jeannie Garaofalo Spittin’ Greek proper like falafel; King Leonidas Killin’ wolves at my doorstep, healin’ arthritis Stuck in my knuckles; keepin’ ill-scripts & dead scrolls- Assassin programmed to skill crafts on who led polls =.=Gold crowns seem less profound when the Guild walks Hometowns build up their best
Rant Master
I\'ve been thinking on a lot of things. From people I know to those I\'ll make friends with, from the way society is now to what really made sense on the last episode of Pokemon... whenever that may be, from the many factors of life people go through to end up buried six feet under to why Paris Hilton isn\'t in the encyclopedia, from how some people fake IDs to get into clubs when they already are getting wasted from lack of an education to reality TV... and what makes sense on TV anymore, and from why the numbers 69, 143, 628, 875, 4,702, 758,285 and 0 can be defined as sexual positions to why Sesame Street doesn\'t have Canadian puppets... I\'ve been thinking on too much. I think writing and poetry was a step forward. I would like to be able to have my own rant session where I could just complain about anything and everything asked to me. Entertainment is good, but how I would enjoy getting that form of attention. Maybe I\'m just silly...
A Rant For The Masses
Rant time: Who do people that are no longer on my friends list decide to view my profile and STALK me anyway? What the Fuck? Don't you have anyhing better to do with your time? I mean we were friends and YOU ditched me. If anyone that reads this that is NOT on my friends list has anything to say to me by all means email me on myspace or on FUBAR. Don't be a fucking chickenshit and stalk me on here. I have a tracker that shows me who views my profile and i check it everyday. Someone is stalking me and i know who SHE is. Grow up please. Either be an adult and say something to me or be a bitch and wish you had me back cause you lost a good friend. Your loss, fuck off. Go and fuck that ugly ass psycho ex of yours and leave me alone!! Or you can be a normal person and say something. Speaking of psycho exes, why is it that when i'm going to leave a comment on my girlfriends page i see fucking sappy as shit from an ex? What the fuck!! Stop leaving fucking "i miss you" and "you are forever
Rant And Rave
I find it amusing that sooooooooo many guys on here just love to message me in my SB and make comments about my Yankees, that they THINK are funny or great ways to start a conversation. Let me just put it this way: If you insult my favorite team, do you really think I'm gonna wanna talk to you? Occasionally I will respond, however, any chance you had of getting any further than that now GONE! Just thought I'd let you all know that. Ok...I feel better now.
what do you do when the 2 people you love the most are areguing/fighting and you sit there and watch it. not knowing what to do. feeling as if they are falling apart and you are split between them, when you are trying to hold them together. trying to figure out where the communication isnt meeting up, and you feel you are falling apart as well. i an at the point of going outside and screaming untill everyone stops and listens. being an empathic person has its goods and its bads but when the 2 most important people in your life are drifting away from each other it feels like a curse. i feel like i'mm 5 years old again watching my mom and dad fight and my dad leave and with him taking a part of me leaving me feeling empty lost and confused. gunna stop my rant now before i go nuts and emotions start to really fly.
Rantings By Rayne
Electrical current feeds my hunger drills my body, forcing unnatural actions. The field surrounding us keeps it's eye on our love, Guides us on this path of pure ecstacy.
A Rant On The Way I'm Treated.
How much clearer can I be? I'm in a relationship. A MONOGAMOUS relationship. If you don't know what it means, fucking look it up. Actually, I'll do it for you, right fucking here: mo·nog·a·my (m-ng-m) n. The practice or condition of being married to only one person at a time. The condition of having only one mate. monogamous adjective (used of relationships and of individuals) having one mate; "monogamous marriage"; "monogamous for life" Do you get what this means? It means that I'm not your whore. I'm not anybody's whore. I don't spread my legs for every and any guy that looks my way, so stop fucking acting and talking to me like I am and I do. I have a mind, I have a personality. I cultivated both for years because I wasn't pretty, and now that I'm getting judged solely on my looks, it pisses me off. I'm not your whore. Don't act like I'll fuck you, don't think I will, don't ask, don't speak to me like you've stuck your dick inside
Rant Poem
Spontaneous combustion Exploding feelings across The wide open page As if to say— “I am wide open for your inspection.” Fuck that!! Don’t inspect me! Respect me Who the fuck are you anyway? Who the fuck am I for that matter? What am I here for? What pain must we all endure? Here for the ride I guess! Always skeptical Always a receptacle For the shit of the world And of our own making Is dumped Pumped and; Thrown, In our face As a spectacle For all to see or More likely ignore!
ok i had a mumm on here and someone decided to flag it for what reason i dont know i guess some of you people on here are nothing but fucking haters and id like to see you get this flagged i marked it nsfw so i can whatever i want in it and it cant be deleted so this goes out to all you haters out there FUCK YOU AND GET A LIFE AND STOP FLAGGING EVERYTHING i didnt have anything bad in that mumm i had on here and now i cant even post anymore of them i dont know if ill ever get to post them again and i was trying to level up so now i have to do it the hard way cause some FUCKING hater out there had to mark one of my mumms NSFW for no god damn good reason only cause they had nothing better to do than cause trouble for me i have never caused trouble on here im here for fun and friends thats it cause i have a girl that makes me very happy and makes my world and my soul whole again so i say again to all you haters out there FUCK YOU AND STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE i didnt do anything to you
Rant And Raves....
1. Have notice all the people you have on your list that don't talk to you . But when you remove them they say you have no life , and you need to a job or a hobbie . But the truh is that they need to because they have about 2000 friends on their list and you have bout 50 people ? 2.I know some of you seen the ugly people that don't need to put there nsfw pics up . but you rate them a ten and the have anever to rate you a 3 ? 3.have you notice the people t hat change there name to whats going on in there realationship ? But they be only online trading nude pics and there other knows it but they think its okay and dosn't have anything to do with there realationship ?
First of a human a mother..i work hard..i own my own a good friend and would give the shirt off my back to any one that had less than honest...and i have some good friends on here And none of these things
what the fuck is up with pagans trying to tell me what I can and cannot believe? I just posted a mumm, half jokingly asking if I should hex someone. I was entertaining the thought, but not dead serious on it just yet. And I dont just throw that shit around whenever I feel like it, and it would be something a little less serious than what I posted and be something like... oh, making the guy that's bothering me leave me the fuck alone. So why the hell do I have pagans up my ass telling me that I'm dumb for believing that karma wont come back to me, and that I dont know what I'm doing and calling me fake? I've known Christians all my life less judgmental than that. For fuck's sake, if I dont believe in karma than what the fuck? I never called myself a witch, or wiccan or anything formalized... just said that I was pagan, which is a HUGE generalization, and that I perform spellwork. I thought its part of the Rede something about being kind to others and not judging people and shi
YOU LAUGH BECAUSE I'M DIFF/I LAUGH BECAUSE YOUR NOT FEEDINGTHEDESIRE I haven't posted anything here since I started this so I figured I would just come and see what pops out of my mouth (fingers)......WARNING...I ramble....LMAO! I HATE HUMANS...I think we covered that! It seems that every where I go I see another human that backs up my reasoning. I rarely meet anyone that's worth sad! People first come off so kind and considerate of others and at the first test they fail! WHY? Is it so hard to be selfless? And the children I see SCARE ME! I have teenagers talk to me in ways that make me want to KILL THEM! FOR REAL! I had a 15 year old that made me want to grab him and his buddies up by their little necks and choke the shit out of them.............lucky for them doc gives out good meds...ha ha ha! Worse the parents see no issue with this! What the hell? OK.....FUCK THAT! "yes I have a potty's the brain....gotta come out some where ya know...LOL!"
Rant! Fucking Fakes And Spies!
Ok ASSHATs are on the loose again. it seems that a CERTAIN someone has HER panties in a wad. all because SHE fucked up. well it goes like this you had your chance to make things right and to say what you needed to say but you didnt you keep thinking that another chance meant that you had another chance to convince me that all you were doing was ok and that i should be the one who needed to change. well that shit doesnt work. i gave you my heart and you pissed it away. i opened my soul to you and you took from it every way to hurt me and then used it. i gave you my trust and you shattered my trust and faith and expected me to be ok when you say i am sorry and when your "FRIENDS" are all talking shit and hitting on you. you protected them and chose them over me and our relationship. and now that things ended they have been harassing me and my family members and any female who shows any interest in me. i know you have people hitting my page and watching shit that is fine i dont give a fuc
It really infuriates me when people say - especially to your face - that you are something or that you do certain things in order to be something in particular which you would never wish to be. And they say this by just watching what I do and hearing what I say. They don't know me - I don't want to talk to them or waste my breath on another waster who shoves too much coke up their nose and let's too much shite fall from their mouth. Fuck the fuckers in my class who are under the impression that they know my motives for what I do. Because one day, they'll make assumptions about the wrong person and the joke shall be on them. Luv Biggles.
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Rantz N Ravez
Rant And Rave
I unfortunately live here, only for the love of my life. (my ever so precious daughter who has the downside of walking amungst the bottom feeders who reside here) This R&R is so F'n boring I get more entertainment value watching two sticks fighting over the fact who has better bark. Is there a status quo to earning the most "stupidity" points? What does it take to find one halfway inteligent upright walking homosapian with a better vocabulary than a door knob? All you ASS HATS do is piss and moan on the lesser... so what does that make you? From know on if "we" see a problem, pull some grey matter together and find a solution instead of passing the buck. Sure, there is an old saying "the squeeky wheel gets the grease" but if that wheel doesnt do its job it can be replaced. Back to my point.... Salem is a joke to the map, take a second out of your less than desireable existance and look at other sites on C.L. and see whats being said then gander at the understated crap that pours out of
Rants And Raves
1:29 am and it’s late on a Friday morning…I should be tucked away ; sleeping soundly tonight as I do each night. Drifting into an abyss of dreams , nightmares that plague my mind each night. Though tonight that doesn’t seem to be the case…tonight it seems I sit here…up my mind going a thousands miles a minute as I think, think and think some more about us. You and I… I haven’t thought about the sentence in such a while that perhaps it was better when I didn’t spend majority of my time seconding guessing my feelings and lived isolated, my heart frozen from feeling. It sure as hell was better then always wondering, doubting if I’m the person…the right person you need me to be? Who I am and who you see I wonder if they’re often the same person? Back before I discovered I had a heart…or was in self denial I walked away…without any care in the world. Nothing really bothered me yet then here you came and changed all that. I’m not writing this intentionally to make it sounds as though you
Rants Bout Men.
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, about what I want and the bigger question, who I want. What type of guy? Granted, being single isn't a bad thing but single is solo, and that is just one. All my friends know how I am about odd numbers, I hate them. I wrote a previous blog about "what a girl wants" and yeah most of that is still true. I'm finding out more things in general that any woman should really want and demand from any man. For example, what happened to the word beautiful? Sure, I have a picture or five that might show off cleavage. News flash, I got big boobs. They aren't going anywhere, deal with it. Regardless of what it shows (which is only skin and you'd see that much in a bathing suit)… it's JUST a picture… its JUST myspace. It doesn't make me a whore, or a bad girl. For Gods Sakes, my mom is number one on my friends list; do you honestly think I would have any photo up there that would make me ashamed to show my mother? She has seen them all,
If your easily offend you might as well stop reading now...and if your my friend you'll agree with everything I'm about to say...and if you don't get the fuck off my profile asshole Random thoughts and rants form Cora 1. NO ONE WILL EVER COME BEFORE ZOE in my heart and in my life...I hate to break your hopes or whatever but NONE of you come close to her...none of you will ever come close to the love I have for her...none of you are any where near her level of important in my life... don't like it fuck yourself...the only person/people that will be at the same level as her is my future kid(s)...Not even the love of my life will ever get near her...If your a human or give a fuck about your kids you will know where I'm comen from 2. PLEASE DO NOT TALK ABOUT GOD TO ME...I do not believe in that shit...if I have to hear "god bless you" or "our lord is our saver" one more time...If you believe in that shit good for you... BUT KEEP IT TO YOUR FUCKING SELF... guess what no
Rant #1
I've been holding alot of things in lately.. I know I probably shouldn't cause it'll bite me in the ass, but the truth is.... saying it could too. I don't like ranting and raving to people, nor do I expect them to just sit and listen. So I'll do it here... because if it's here than you have a choice. Don't read, or read... I don't force you. I feel incredibly isolated from anyone that truly understands me. Im so sick of people that dont understand assuming that they do, and putting words into my mouth. I dont know how many times I have to say it, but I don't beat around the bush. If I was going to say something I'd come out and say it. I wouldn't insinuate anything. Insinuating is for people without the balls to reap the consequences of what they may say. I'm not THAT much of a coward...unlike some people in my life where all they do is insinuate shit. Just come out and say it dammit. Don't I at least deserve that much respect?? I hate a certain island in this world for having
Another sleepless night. Even after having ran Steven to the Amtrak station at 2 in the morning. I still cant settle down to sleep. Lately, when i do sleep its filled with weird dreams. Sigh. Choices made. Choices that need to be made. Id rather just be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand tho i know that is NOT an option. Sometimes i wonder who really cares ... if i were to disappear...who would notice? well sides rhondee...obviously she would.. tho not sure if she would cry or celebrate lol. Relationships of all types require precise and delicate handling. wish i had the skills to make them work. but im guessin thats not gonna happen anytime soon lol Dont even get me started on men...ok so i was already started lol i so cannot read them..have no clue what they think... sighs...i wonder exactly how one goes about gaining skills for this area... i mean... seriously damned if i do...or damned if i dont... either way i look at it im damned lol. so i wonder how
Rant For 11/20/07
I just saw a video clip from 60 Minutes on First of all, it reminded me why I don't watch shows like 60 Minutes, because they tell half truths and give just one side of the info to make the story more shocking. But what made me laugh was the video. There was a Nutritionist, a professor from Cornell, telling people about those heathen bastards at Subway polluting our bodies with high calorie food. The talk went something like... Nutritionist: Care to guess the calorie content of you lunch, consisting of a foot sub with mayo, chips, and juice? Re-tard: Uhh....300? Nutritionist: Try 1390! Now, if you are like me and don't care how many calories there are in what you eat, and you guess 300, then that's cool. If you do count calories, or have ever looked at those numbers and think a foot long piece of bread, chips, and a sweetened drink are 300 calories, then I am sorry but you are a moron! (Pounding their head) Think, McFly! Think! Also, if you are doing a study b
As you see re-runs of your life unfold. Trying not to remember, you've been told. Twists and turns, and things that leave burns. Like a bug drawn to the lite, for that un-beatable fight. Its the condition your in, when you see the empty spot, where your heart had once been. The song, that was never sung. What are you gonna do? When it suddenly dawns on ya. The lite, was never lit! Yet there you still sit. Watching the twists and turns, and the things that leave burns.
Rant About Guys
heres what i hate.... you come onto a site to make friends and all that fun stuff then all these guys comeon and message you asking you if they can fuck you, I find that extremely sexist in the sense of all guys really want is a sexy girl and her body.... not her mind... just their pussys and their tits. One thing that really frustrates me is when they ask you is if you want their cocks in you, and how you want it........ I CANT FUCKING STAND IT.......HELLO WE ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU KNOW....WERE NOT HERE FOR JUST SEX... IF YOU WANT THAT JUST GO ON THE STREET AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING PROSTITUTE..... I really dont care how I come across to people.... I am me.... Thats all i care about i dont see myself as ugly i dont see myself as pretty i see me as me! Guys need to just stop thinking with their fucking cocks and sexizing ( I dont know if thats a word or not... but i dont care it is in this blog so shut the fuck up) girls the way they do...... just because we have pussies and tits doesnt mean
Ranting Away
Why is every time you do something nice or go out of your way for someone, it's never appreciated. They sometimes get upset or mad at you for it. It's frustrating as all hell. Makes you feel like no matter how hard you try to make them comfortable, do something nice or just go out of your way it doesn't matter. Kinda makes you feel like crap for every caring. Oh well used to that it seems to be part of my everyday life for yearssssss............. Feel no sympathy please I needed to vent..
i've been a member of this place all of 4 days and was quite enjoying myself til today. for some reason this dude changes all of his ratings of my pics from 10's to 1 which is no big deal. but if he didn't like the pic in the first place he shouldn't have did a 10 to begin with. and then later i was told and i quote "well if you hadn't noticed yet people rate 10's here out of courtesy, its your choice, but you're not gonna get treated that well rating lower". where in the hell does it say i need to rate everyone a 10 or else i get treated like shit? what is wrong with people that it hurts that some one likes to be honest and doesn't see everyone as a 10. if it's common courtesy to rate a 10 then what's the fucking point of rating anyone? apparently i am too grown up for this place. sorry if it hurts anyones feelings but i like the truth better than fake niceness.
A Rant.
Do you think it's possible for people to know about things that are before their time? For instance. In my case. Classical music. Vietnam. Kennedy. Einstein. Mark Twain. All before my time. Does that mean I shouldn't know a damned thing about them? Is taking an interest in the past a bad thing? Is LEARNING a bad thing? Lots of you weren't alive for World War One. does that mean that by taking interest in it and making comparison between it and other wars, you're a fake? you're trying to be something you're not? Were you born knowing EVERYTHING? or did you learn at some point? Are we not taught about the past? Paying attention to the world around you is a vital part of life, is it not? Do we not learn from what we're told, from listening, from studying, from experiencing? Or is someone like that stupid in your eyes? Regardless of if you care or not, I'm interested -_- Be rude all you want. so what if I'm still wet behind the ear
Rant Hillbilly Style
Rant Hillbilly Style Gun loaded. My Bitch screaming for mercy. Kids hiding in the wood shed from me. Dogs are barking. Damn! Is that the fucking Cops. Oh well, Damn it all. Time for open season today. Picks up the old faithful Shout gun, Which is better for me Too Fuck up the old Bitch of hag I live with That Is laying on the dirty floor crying and all battered up? Dam her, Sorry ass for cheating on me With The neighbor damn young stud son, Who Came calling late last night Where He pisses me the fuck off, So Damn, I had to fuck his ass with the faithful ax in the backyard. Fuck This life. Ain't got to fucking time to myself no more. Kids always running around naked and hungry Like Pack of wolves, Oh hell, Wait minute. Damn… that is right. Bitch of Hag is damn wolf. Shit… Should had not kinky in the woods all those with that Wild bitch. Point my shotgun out the broken window. Damn is that old fellow, I use to hang out with, Until

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